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The Chinese Water Torture Cell was
invented in 1911 by Harry Houdini.
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Nothing like
new material.
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He was lowered head-first into the water.
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His ankles were locked and
bolted to the top of the tank.
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I'm going to need
a volunteer.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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The guy dislocating his
shoulder, right there.
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Could you tell the guy
next to you to come up?
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Come on, get up there, man.
Get up there, man! Come on!
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Come on!
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Hi, have we met before? No.
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See, if you'd said, "Yes," you
could've gone back to your seat.
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Now, can you vouch for this audience
that this is a glass tank full of water?
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Yeah.
No, you can't.
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You haven't done anything yet. Come on.
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Knock on the glass.
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Solid glass.
Knock on it.
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It's real water, too.
Ilana, splash the guy.
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Does that feel wet to you? Yeah.
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And you think that proves it's
water? I think we have met.
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Do you know the public washroom
behind the truck stop east of Omaha?
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No. See, if you'd said, "Yes,"
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that would have
been so funny.
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Hold out your
arms for me.
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You've done this before, right? No.
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Again, two choices and you
went for the unfunny one.
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Now, remember. There's only one
thing you've got to be able to do.
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Drag a screaming, crying shackled
man out of a tank of water.
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Up!
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Hey, you can
swim, right?
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Tell me you can swim!
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Yeah.
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Two answers, man.
Two answers!
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Is that part
of the act?
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I'm new.
I think so.
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Maybe not.
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Get up here!
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Aw.
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Five eager doctors,
and no sick people.
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Let us try and fill our spare
time with a new challenge.
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The winner
gets immunity...
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I've a sick guy. I saw
this magician last night...
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The girl's fine. He didn't
really cut her in half.
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His heart stopped while he was
hanging upside down in a water tank.
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A drowning man's heart
stopped? That is a mystery.
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Along with immunity, the
winner gets to nominate two...
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He lost consciousness almost
as soon as he hit the water.
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You have to leave work at 6:00 p.
m., but you make time for man dates?
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What's the challenge?
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Are we not allowed
to be friends?
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I'm just hurt. When I asked
you to come see Mamma Mia...
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No history of heart disease, no angina, no...
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He's lying.
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About his history?
ER confirmed...
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About everything. He's a
magician. That's what they do.
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He screwed up the trick, started
drowning and he got a cardiac arrest.
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You were talking
about a challenge?
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The winner nominates
two of your competitors.
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I will fire
one of them.
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Even if he
was drowning,
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it would have taken longer
to set off a cardiac incident
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without some
underlying problem...
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Fine. Go run your tests.
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If you're wrong,
you're fired.
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If I'm right,
do I stay?
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If I say no, are you going
to let your patient die?
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What's the challenge?
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We can all applaud the doctor who's
willing to break all the rules.
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But the real hero
is the unsung doctor,
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toiling in anonymity, because he
broke the rules without getting caught.
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I need to know
you have these skills.
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I need you
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to bring me
the thong of Lisa Cuddy.
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Not kidding.
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Thong, Cuddy, go.
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It's how
I got hired.
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You're actually
considering this?
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If you want to stand on principle,
I really respect you for that.
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It's childish, unprofessional
and inappropriate.
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The job is
not worth it.
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We should all beg off, tell him
we failed, no winners, no losers.
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Fine.
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You're going to do it, aren't you?
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Of course I'm going to do it.
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No valvular regurgitation, no wall motion
abnormalities, no other structural defects.
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If you didn't sound so despondent,
I'd say that was good news.
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No. It is for you,
not for him.
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Notice any heaviness in your
legs the last couple days?
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Why isn't it good
news for you?
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Because if there's nothing
wrong with you, he gets fired.
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Seriously? Somewhat seriously. Your legs?
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Haven't noticed anything
out of the ordinary.
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Shortness of breath?
Would it help if I puked?
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Pick a card.
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Any tightness in
your chest or arms?
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Pick a card.
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You don't seem
too worried.
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Would you please
pick a card?
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Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest was
just a result of you accidentally drowning.
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Your boss is an idiot. Put
it back. Shuffle them up.
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So, then, why aren't you worried?
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Either I'm dying
or I'm not.
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I mean, I don't want the ride to be over,
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but unless worrying is some
new form of treatment...
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Your card.
No.
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I'm going to prep you
for a transesophageal echo.
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You sure you
shuffled these?
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And I'm going to
need to sedate you.
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Might wanna check
your wallet first.
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Would you check your wallet?
It's part of the trick.
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That's my card.
How did you do that?
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Do it again?
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Thought you weren't playing. I'm not.
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She'll fire you
if she catches you.
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I don't think she can fire me for
not trying to steal her panties.
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You trying to
will them off?
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If I had a plan,
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the first part would be not
telling you what the plan was.
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You haven't touched
that coffee.
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Yes, I have.
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She can't keep her panties on
if they're wet. We work together.
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One wins,
protects the other.
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Or, I win by myself, and then you try
desperately to convince me to spare you.
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Dr. Cuddy!
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Dr. Taub,
are you okay?
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I just tripped.
I'm so sorry.
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I have some extra time. Do you
need any help in the clinic?
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Okay.
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We found no apparent cause for the
arrest. TTE and TEE revealed no...
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Send the patient home.
You can give him a lift.
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We checked for clots,
we checked for...
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You're reporting to me because
you're scared to report to House,
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because you found nothing,
because this isn't a case.
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And you thought
I'd save your ass.
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Yeah.
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I thought he was sick.
What was I supposed to do?
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What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen
saturation leads to heart failure.
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ER didn't find anything. ER wasn't looking.
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Too busy trying to keep
him alive. Get an MRI.
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Clinic. Yes, can you ask Dr. Cuddy
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to come to the nurses' station? Stat.
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Right away.
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I asked you
to get Dr. Cuddy.
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Dr. Taub said
she'd be right out.
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A fungus in my lungs? How would
I even get something like that?
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Well, right now it's just a
theory. We don't even know if...
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God, I knew I shouldn't have
done those mushrooms in college.
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I'm sure there's
no connection.
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It was a joke.
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You really lose your sense of
humor when your job's on the line.
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Sorry. Most dying people
don't really like to...
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Not that you're dying.
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But a little sick
would be perfect?
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Yeah.
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My stomach!
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Stabbing
or throbbing?
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Grey Turner's sign.
He's got internal bleeding.
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I'll call surgery.
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The surgeons have transfused
three units AB positive,
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but they're still looking
for the source of the bleed.
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No trauma. Could be liver
disease, vitamin K deficiency.
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Only thing we know for
sure it's not, nothing.
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And we would've noticed something
chronic like liver disease.
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It's probably an
intestinal infarct.
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No, I got it!
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Eau de Cuddy.
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No way.
How did you get them?
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Only one way.
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These are not
Cuddy's panties.
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You don't
think that I...
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No.
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Also, she's wearing
a red bra today.
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Like I'm the only
one who noticed.
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Means that the downstairs will match.
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Do your research, people.
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An intestinal infarct could be
linked to the cardiac arrest.
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Hike up your skirt.
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That's rude,
even for you.
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Hike it down then. You're wearing a
black bra. Let's see the underwear.
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No!
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You two cut a deal.
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If you're not cheating,
you're not trying hard enough.
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So, you're not
wearing any underwear?
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There's a guy bleeding...
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Foreman, she's not wearing any
underwear. You used to be more fun.
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She's not wearing any underwear, big deal.
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When she stops wearing clothes,
then we can drop the medical stuff.
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Let me see the MRI film.
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We didn't get
any images.
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He started screaming as
soon as I turned it on.
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Define soon.
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I didn't even get
a chance to sit down.
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You guys ever wonder
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how he was going to get
out of that water tank?
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You, come.
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Lacerations in his digestive
tract and his spleen is shredded.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I
have nothing in my hands,
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nothing up my sleeve.
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I do have something
in my pants,
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but it's not going to help
with this particular trick.
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Watch closely.
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How you been?
Fine, 'til now.
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Ta-da!
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Now, you disappear.
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Look familiar?
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The MRI's magnet ripped this through
your intestine into your spleen.
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Forgot about that, on
account of almost dying.
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Where's Dr. Kutner?
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He's no longer
on your case.
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'Cause there's nothing
wrong with you.
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I didn't screw
up that trick.
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Everything that's happened
can be explained
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by you being forgetful
and incompetent.
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You screwed up,
you passed out...
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Know my favorite time to lie?
When my life hangs in the balance.
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Your life doesn't
hang in the balance.
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You know your life doesn't
hang in the balance.
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Your reputation
might hang...
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You ever do
magic as a kid?
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You seem like the type.
Lonely, obsessive...
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I outgrew it. You?
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Pick a card?
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Too much trouble.
Can I just pick my nose?
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I am not a hack.
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I tell you how it's done,
will you go home?
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Guess you're going to make it
magically appear in my wallet...
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You are a hack.
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I don't screw up.
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Nosebleed that major
means he's actually sick.
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Means the cardiac arrest
was a symptom.
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Stop gloating.
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I'm not gloating.
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Then what's that smirk?
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No smirk, it's just how I look.
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What about
the underwear challenge?
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I declare it
officially on hold.
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Not really fair,
but I get it.
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It's Cuddy's.
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Pull down
your pants.
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You think I'm lying?
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No, I want to give you a reward.
Yes, I think you're lying.
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Cardiac arrest plus nosebleed. Go.
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Patient has no significant family
history, no angina, no prior attacks.
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What if isn't
his heart?
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What if it's the vessels around his heart?
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Polyarteritis nodosa causes
cardiac symptoms and hypertension,
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00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,182
which makes
his nose bleed.
248
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,455
You know what else makes your nose
bleed and your heart race? Cocaine.
249
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,552
Guy works in a B-list
nightclub in Atlantic City.
250
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,565
He's got to be taking
regular rolls in the snow.
251
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,261
You, take the gloater
to the patient's drug den.
252
00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:06,304
Make sure you pat down his
pockets before you leave.
253
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,896
You and Big Love, biopsy a blood
vessel from around the heart.
254
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,374
Test for
polyarteritis nodosa.
255
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:14,444
You, in my office.
256
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,478
Those aren't
my panties.
257
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,816
I know.
258
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,417
Hypothetical.
259
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,790
A young woman does
something clumsy in public,
260
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:35,191
and instead of laughing it off, she
gets irrationally upset. Explain.
261
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,630
Maybe she's clumsy
'cause she's nervous
262
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,763
'cause she forgot
to do her spelling homework.
263
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,536
Well, in my hypothetical, she's eight.
264
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:49,070
This girl's not insecure.
Seems more like she's afraid.
265
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,114
Do you have a point, or did you
just get a new book of riddles?
266
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,878
I think you're hiding
a medical condition.
267
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,477
I'm not.
268
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,316
I'm glad we
had this talk.
269
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:02,918
Doctors often try to ignore their symptoms,
because they think they can't get sick.
270
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:06,260
If you've got something going
on, I need you to take care of it.
271
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,766
And I take your compassion
entirely at face value.
272
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,495
It's not compassion.
It's self-interest.
273
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,762
I want my
team healthy.
274
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,964
It's not self-interest. It's curiosity.
275
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,301
I dropped a file, House.
276
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:19,776
I start bleeding from the eyes,
I'll be sure to make an appointment.
277
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:21,806
Okay.
278
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,313
Well, found some pot.
279
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,444
Bag it.
280
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,181
I'm not sure it really
fits the symptoms.
281
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,816
Of course not, but it'd be
irresponsible to leave it here.
282
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,586
You have a quarter? No.
283
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,062
How did Cole get those panties off Cuddy?
284
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,155
They were
never on her.
285
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:42,199
No way those
are hers.
286
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,024
Aha.
287
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,026
Tularemia.
288
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,538
No, he'd have
to have rabbits.
289
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:51,269
True, maybe a tick
jumped from a rabbit
290
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,938
and landed on one of these
white, fluffy alligators.
291
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,209
Then it jumps
onto our patient,
292
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,548
transfers the bacteria, causes
pericarditis, explains everything.
293
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,889
What are you
giving me?
294
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,452
How'd you
do the trick?
295
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,794
If I explain, it becomes mundane.
You lose the actual magic.
296
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,064
What do you mean,
"The actual magic"?
297
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,332
You think you're actually
sawing women in half?
298
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,965
You going to tell me
what's wrong with me or not?
299
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,876
Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic.
300
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,409
Might not even be oxy.
301
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,643
You're not going to tell
me unless I tell you?
302
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,552
You got a nurse
to plant the card.
303
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,248
I can't get a nurse
to help me pee.
304
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,846
You got a buddy
to plant the card.
305
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:41,415
The fun is
in not knowing.
306
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,101
The fun is in knowing.
307
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,366
My head. Oh, I've got a headache.
308
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,168
How bad?
Is it new?
309
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,369
It's not too bad.
310
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,881
I'll just take one
of these Vicodin.
311
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,020
You eat a lot of beets, you
have an electric toothbrush
312
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,359
and you sleep less
than six hours a night.
313
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,692
That's impressive.
314
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,599
The red betamine from the beets stains
the plaque deposits on your teeth,
315
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,170
which are then swirled
by your spinning toothbrush.
316
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,706
Your heavy lids and your
prematurely aging skin
317
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,867
tell me that you're
carrying a major sleep debt.
318
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,672
That was way cooler
before you explained it.
319
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,110
It was meaningless
until I explained it.
320
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:39,082
People come to my show because
they want a sense of wonder.
321
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:43,951
They want to experience
something that they can't explain.
322
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,025
If the wonder's gone
when the truth is known,
323
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,356
there never
was any wonder.
324
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:53,690
You have tularemia from your
rabbits. I put you on antibiotics.
325
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,529
You'll be better
in a couple of days.
326
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,130
Sorry to spoil
the mystery.
327
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,405
Thank you.
328
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,620
I'll get it.
329
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,825
Oh, my God!
330
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,985
You're not wearing
underwear. Of course, I'm...
331
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,791
A skirt that tight,
you got no secrets.
332
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,061
A skirt that tight I can
tell if you got an I IUD.
333
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,294
Have you seen
Dr. Cole?
334
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,393
No...
335
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,298
You're blushing.
I am not.
336
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,838
Look at me.
337
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,433
Oh, my God!
338
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,677
How'd you do it?
339
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,509
So I'm safe?
340
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,953
In this job, yeah. Your
crotch, on the other hand...
341
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,251
How'd you do it?
342
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:55,623
Prayer, mostly.
343
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,492
Just tell me. Does Cuddy
have her groove back?
344
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,334
Lt'd be rude of
me to discuss.
345
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,933
You handed
over her panties.
346
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:11,601
I don't think gallantry's
really an option at this point.
347
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,804
If I tell you, then where is the magic?
348
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,814
He passed out. Ultrasound
revealed bleeding around his heart.
349
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,611
We drained 100 cc
before it stopped.
350
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:19,844
The antibiotics
aren't working.
351
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,147
It's obviously not tularemia
or any other infection.
352
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,348
Excuse me,
we were talking.
353
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,481
Bleeding around the heart
could mean botched biopsy.
354
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,547
When Cole
was looking for...
355
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,820
Why would you
accuse the man
356
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,385
who decides your fate
of screwing up?
357
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,292
Those really
were her panties?
358
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,428
Cole has traveled through
the forest of crustaceans
359
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,267
and brought
us a treasure.
360
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,001
He has earned
his reward.
361
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,700
If I could just get the immunity, I would...
362
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,108
No, Sophie.
You can't.
363
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,545
Use whatever
criteria you want.
364
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,310
Could be
a clotting issue.
365
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:56,218
If he developed DIC after the surgery,
even a normal biopsy bleeds out of control.
366
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,813
So, cardiac arrest and DIC.
What's the common denominator?
367
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,688
Could be cancer. We've
been looking at his chest
368
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,124
since he got here.
It's clean.
369
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,389
So the main mass
is somewhere else.
370
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:09,126
Throws off a clot, blocks an artery
in his heart, causes the arrest.
371
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:13,031
Good. Go find out where
he's hiding his cancer.
372
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:20,176
If you swallowed any more metal
now would be a good time to tell us.
373
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,076
My hands feel
kind of numb.
374
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,210
You lost
a lot of blood.
375
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,256
I'm going to die.
376
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,383
Everybody gets scared
in the hospital.
377
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,620
You're sick,
you feel awful...
378
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,356
No.
379
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,399
This time tomorrow,
380
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,930
I'll be dead.
381
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,949
So who's going
on the block?
382
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,680
He thinks
he's dying.
383
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,121
He's probably right.
384
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,791
Tomorrow.
385
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,056
You decide to put me up, I totally get it.
386
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,119
Nothing personal.
387
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,722
I haven't
decided anything.
388
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,858
But you
don't like me.
389
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,401
I like you.
390
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,432
There's some
fluid in the lungs.
391
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,167
No masses.
392
00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,769
I'm manipulative.
I play the game.
393
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,645
I can be a bitch.
394
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:29,976
There's a dark spot.
395
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,442
Damage from where
the key ripped through.
396
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,952
You're probably expecting
me to bash the others.
397
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:41,390
Give examples of how they screwed
up. You know I can. I'm a good doctor.
398
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:46,253
As good as anybody around
here. Probably better.
399
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:49,630
And you know that's the
only thing that matters.
400
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,234
What's that?
401
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:07,647
It's not a tumor, it's another
bleed. This one's in his kidney.
402
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:11,018
And his thigh. He's
bleeding all over the place.
403
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,322
His timetable
may be right on.
404
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:22,396
It was creepy. The patient
predicted his own death.
405
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:25,800
Would have been more impressive if he
predicted that he wasn't going to die.
406
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,030
Of course, that
takes longer to prove.
407
00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:28,436
Could be
a symptom.
408
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,632
Sense of
impending doom.
409
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,039
Yeah, could be
adrenal gland disorders,
410
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,702
blood issues,
anaphylaxis...
411
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,576
If you're going to kiss
his ass to protect your ass,
412
00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:37,615
at least wait until
he's had a good idea.
413
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:39,411
It's a symptom of him being a charlatan.
414
00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:41,384
He's a second-rate magician
with a mysterious illness.
415
00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:42,715
Why wouldn't he predict his own death?
416
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,222
If he's wrong, we all forget it.
If he's right, he goes out a legend.
417
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,053
He got scared right
after a transfusion.
418
00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:49,787
Tainted blood has been known to
cause a sense of impending doom.
419
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,055
It could also
explain the DIC.
420
00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:55,065
I predict all your pagers go off right now.
421
00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,163
But if it
had happened...
422
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,638
Anyone bother looking at his panel?
His immunoglobulin levels are low.
423
00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:03,935
That doesn't tell
us anything specific...
424
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:07,740
Are you acting stupid because
you know you're safe? Clever.
425
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:11,305
Low immunoglobulin plus failing
heart, plus fluid in the lungs,
426
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,748
plus internal bleeding
equals amyloidosis.
427
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,980
He's bleeding way
too much for amyloidosis.
428
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:18,351
Say anything about his
hands or feet feeling weak?
429
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,791
He said his hands felt numb, but
that's explained by the blood loss.
430
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:28,499
No! Do not give me credit for that.
431
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,967
Close doesn't count. That's how
people get sucked into this stupidity.
432
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,129
He's seizing.
433
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,797
Somebody
stabilize him.
434
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,698
The rest of you pull his medical
records. Go back 10 years.
435
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:42,143
Look for joint pain, fatigue,
anything associated with amyloidosis.
436
00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:45,675
Mr. Finn, nod if you can hear me.
437
00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:48,980
You had
a grand mal seizure.
438
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,919
We're giving you liquids
and an anticonvulsant.
439
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,751
Just try to rest.
440
00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:56,353
Pulse is dropping.
He's stabilizing.
441
00:24:56,761 --> 00:24:58,194
You're not going to put
me on the block, are you?
442
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:00,390
I haven't decided who
I'm going to pick.
443
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,898
It's cool.
444
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,765
His legs look
swollen to you?
445
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,428
Slight swelling
could be renal.
446
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,995
I baby-sat for you.
447
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:11,531
I decided I'm going to make my decision
based solely on who deserves to be here.
448
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:14,078
That's admirable,
though stupid.
449
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,879
You shouldn't save the strongest.
You should get rid of the strongest.
450
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:20,349
Eliminate your competition,
which is definitely not me.
451
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,079
And I'm your friend.
452
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,620
And how you going
to explain to your kid
453
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:27,283
that I can't take him to the zoo
next week because you got me fired?
454
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:29,019
Kutner, he's going to seize again.
455
00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:34,794
Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting
down. Also, Amber's a racist.
456
00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:39,728
You knew
they'd get paged?
457
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,294
I noticed a trend.
458
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:44,967
If nobody does anything,
sick people often gets sicker.
459
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:47,704
Do you think it's remotely
possible they had sex?
460
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,304
They're both single. It's
still legal in the blue states.
461
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,110
She barely knows him.
462
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,650
You know,
in some cultures,
463
00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:57,085
hiring people to steal someone's
underpants is considered wooing.
464
00:25:57,155 --> 00:26:00,488
You should move there, because
here it's just, you know, creepy.
465
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:03,652
This was no woo. This was an effective test!
466
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,826
This is beneath
my skills.
467
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,559
Kidneys are
shutting down.
468
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,897
Led to a sodium deficiency
and caused him to seize.
469
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,233
Kidney failure means that I
was right about amyloidosis.
470
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:16,763
Except that nothing in his medical
history remotely indicates amyloidosis.
471
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,401
So, kidney failure proves
I'm right about the bad blood.
472
00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,741
Bad blood doesn't explain
the heart or the liver.
473
00:26:21,813 --> 00:26:24,338
His major symptoms didn't start
until after we transfused him.
474
00:26:24,449 --> 00:26:27,111
His cardiac arrest's no longer
considered a major symptom?
475
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:28,516
Not when it's
caused by drowning.
476
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,986
So your new theory is that you
were an idiot to take this case.
477
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,647
Yes. Can I go test
that theory now?
478
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,420
Waste of time. He needs a bone
marrow transplant for the amyloidosis.
479
00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:37,756
You'd have to
irradiate him first.
480
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:38,921
If they're right
about the blood,
481
00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:41,431
you'd be destroying his
immune system for nothing.
482
00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:44,957
Which could be a good thing.
Does he have a really crappy life?
483
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,766
Go prove I'm right. Do a
subcutaneous fat biopsy.
484
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:49,670
At least let us eliminate
the bad blood theory.
485
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,437
Check the blood banks for
mis-marks and contamination.
486
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,577
You got two hours.
487
00:26:58,650 --> 00:26:59,810
That's completely
arbitrary.
488
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,785
No, if I'd said that you've
got three lunar months,
489
00:27:02,854 --> 00:27:04,151
that'd be
completely arbitrary.
490
00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:05,951
Two hours is how long
it's going to take Big Love
491
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:07,821
to finish the biopsy
that you guys can't do,
492
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:11,350
because you're wasting
two hours checking blood.
493
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,452
Nine, three!
494
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:13,895
Five, all!
495
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,202
Hey, brought you something
from the cafeteria.
496
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,670
It's not a bribe.
This is a bribe.
497
00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:29,570
How much?
498
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,774
$1 million.
499
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,974
$5,000.
500
00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,416
This is so wrong.
House specifically said
501
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:39,319
you can use whatever
criteria you want.
502
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,916
I've got money.
You need money.
503
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,556
Hand me that slide. Right now, you're earning
504
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,622
what I'm earning,
which is miserable.
505
00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:52,567
I know what school your kid's
at. I know what it costs.
506
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,073
I've seen his picture.
507
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,968
He's going
to need braces.
508
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,607
No RBC damage.
509
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,978
Nothing wrong
with storage.
510
00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:07,449
I'm going to double-check
type and start cultures.
511
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,310
We still got
32 minutes left.
512
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,549
Time flies.
What have you found?
513
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:13,648
You're checking
up on them.
514
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,158
It means Cole's finished with
the biopsy and it was negative.
515
00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,785
Inconclusive.
516
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:19,619
The fat doesn't always
give you the answer.
517
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,598
You need to biopsy his actual
organs, lungs, kidneys, liver.
518
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,464
We stick another needle
in him, he'll hemorrhage.
519
00:28:24,569 --> 00:28:26,833
Unless we start treatment for amyloidosis.
520
00:28:26,938 --> 00:28:28,769
Unless it's
not amyloidosis.
521
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,104
If he has an infection,
the radiation will kill him.
522
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,473
Show me evidence
of infection.
523
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,011
We need more
than two hours.
524
00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:35,909
Some of these cultures will
take at least a day to grow.
525
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,914
He'll be dead in a day.
Like he predicted.
526
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:40,348
No, he'll be
half a day off.
527
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:44,513
Would it make you guys feel any better if
I let you argue with me for three minutes
528
00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:47,352
before I order you
to treat for amyloidosis?
529
00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,825
No. Just treat
for amyloidosis.
530
00:28:49,928 --> 00:28:51,327
No, don't.
531
00:28:54,199 --> 00:28:55,826
You're playing
the Cuddy card?
532
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,026
That's why I'm here.
533
00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:58,364
Amyloidosis
was your idea.
534
00:28:58,436 --> 00:28:59,528
I was wrong.
535
00:28:59,604 --> 00:29:01,868
Yeah, me, too.
You were never fun.
536
00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,471
Give me the blood.
537
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:09,274
I'm type AB.
Give me the blood.
538
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,837
Whatever's in there
could be killing him.
539
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,314
In where?
540
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,874
How much tainted blood do
you think they keep in here?
541
00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,146
How many people
have gotten sick from...
542
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:18,212
It would have to have been the
first batch, the splenectomy.
543
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,517
That's when
the symptoms started.
544
00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:22,457
Okay, let's transfuse
blood from those donors.
545
00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,690
I'll be fine, we'll move
on, treat for amyloidosis.
546
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:28,799
Fill 'er up!
547
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,202
I have a new theory.
548
00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,474
You're not stubborn.
549
00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:44,011
You're not going to get checked
because you already know the answer.
550
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,577
I found an old picture in your wallet.
551
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,812
Of course you did.
552
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:53,518
I wasn't snooping.
I needed lunch money.
553
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:59,026
I figure it's your mom, except
she looks about 32 years old.
554
00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:04,199
Now, the only reason not to
update a photo in 20-odd years,
555
00:30:04,669 --> 00:30:06,603
is she's not
talking to you,
556
00:30:06,704 --> 00:30:08,501
which would
be interesting,
557
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:12,009
or she's dead, which
would also be interesting.
558
00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:16,513
She's dead.
559
00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,043
So is Grover Cleveland.
560
00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,787
Pretty young to
have a dead mom.
561
00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,951
Even younger
20 years ago.
562
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:32,386
I Googled her obituary.
563
00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:38,593
Said she died at New Haven
Presbyterian after a long illness.
564
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:41,738
Parkinson's?
565
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:52,946
Huntington's chorea.
566
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,178
I'm sorry.
567
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,424
I'm leaving when
this case is over.
568
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:03,119
No, you're not.
569
00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,194
You don't want
a doctor on your team
570
00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,992
who's slowly losing control
of her body and mind.
571
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:10,863
Huntington's isn't the only
thing that causes tremors.
572
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,493
You think it's
just a coincidence?
573
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:16,335
I think you're the only one
on the team who drinks decaf.
574
00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:23,304
I've been switching it out with the
regular ever since you dropped that file.
575
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,976
You're trembling because
you're hopped up on caffeine.
576
00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,650
The first file
wasn't my fault.
577
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,282
Medical explanation for
that is, people drop things.
578
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:36,724
I've been walking around
thinking I'm dying.
579
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,954
You are.
580
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:39,155
You don't know that.
581
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:40,892
With Huntington's,
it's inevitable.
582
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:44,526
No, you don't know,
because I don't know.
583
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:49,036
How could you
not get tested?
584
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:55,670
If your mom had it, it's a 50º/º
chance you're a bomb waiting to explode.
585
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:58,511
Not knowing makes me do things
I think I'm scared to do.
586
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:02,144
Take flying lessons, climb
Kilimanjaro, work for you.
587
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:06,751
Yeah, 'cause if you knew, you
couldn't do any of those things.
588
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,183
What?
589
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,284
You're sweating.
590
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,193
You're burning up.
591
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:17,934
House, you're sick.
592
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,802
Could be pneumococcus. That'd
cause chest pain and a stiff neck.
593
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,241
It's not pneumococcus.
594
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,506
Let me check
your lymph nodes.
595
00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,212
I'm not the patient!
596
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:32,078
The patient is the one
whose body is shutting down.
597
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,708
I'm having a benign
transfusion reaction.
598
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:38,346
Pseudomonas would present as an
armpit rash. Take off your shirt.
599
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,550
You first. House, you gotta let us do this.
600
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,853
We can't biopsy him without
bleeding him to death.
601
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:44,258
You are not biopsying me.
602
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,990
How's your stomach?
Any diarrhea?
603
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:50,501
The more transfusions you have, the
greater the chance of you reacting.
604
00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:54,197
I've had three in a decade. The fever
will be gone in a couple of hours.
605
00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,433
I heard somewhere that
doctors ignore symptoms
606
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,202
because they think
they can't get sick.
607
00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,039
You told us to give you the
blood so that you wouldn't...
608
00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,408
I am not sick.
609
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,912
Fever is a symptom.
610
00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,879
But not of what
the patient has.
611
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,349
My kidneys are working. I'm
not bleeding out of every organ.
612
00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:08,578
Yet.
613
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,188
This is a waste of time,
614
00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:14,452
and it's distracting you
from the actual case.
615
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:18,987
What's wrong?
616
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,291
The room's spinning.
617
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:21,387
You okay?
618
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:24,765
Dizzy, my mouth
just went dry.
619
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:26,029
Could be
a symptom of a...
620
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,402
It's a symptom
of narcotics.
621
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:33,105
Who spiked my...
622
00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,119
What'd you
drug him with?
623
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:49,159
Amber's nickname is "Cutthroat
Bitch" and you're pointing at me?
624
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:51,228
Got the kidney sample.
625
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,422
You're the only one
with nothing to lose.
626
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,628
Could have been you. You don't seem
to care if you get this job or not.
627
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:00,762
Yeah, I've been here for eight
weeks because my subscription
628
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:02,169
to Masochism Weekly
ran out.
629
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:05,606
You're the only one who hasn't asked
me not to put them on the block.
630
00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:08,509
You're either going
to pick me or you're not.
631
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,672
You're fair enough to try
to make the right decision,
632
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:14,309
and arrogant enough that nothing
I can say will change your mind.
633
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,819
I don't want it
to be over, but,
634
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,517
unless worrying about it is
going to make a difference...
635
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,566
I'm going to run
some stains.
636
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,337
He'll be less
of an ass to you.
637
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,817
Patient dead yet?
638
00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:49,216
No.
639
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,319
It's a little much
for a first date.
640
00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:56,656
Obviously, you've never dated me.
641
00:34:56,727 --> 00:35:00,561
Feels like you already got
the lung and kidney samples.
642
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,189
Now I just need
a piece of your liver.
643
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:04,496
Hey, you might want to use
a little bit of lidocaine.
644
00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:05,934
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
645
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:07,730
Slight pinch!
646
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,843
You drugged me.
647
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,912
You drugged me.
648
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,546
Stopped by the lab.
649
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:53,482
Your mutinous team is starting to
worry about life on Pitcairn Island.
650
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,814
All your biopsies
are clean.
651
00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:59,051
Because there's
nothing wrong with me.
652
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:02,984
Did Foreman finally okay
the amyloidosis treatment?
653
00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:06,154
Patient's scheduled
for irradiation at 9:00.
654
00:36:07,565 --> 00:36:09,658
You risked
your life again.
655
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,330
You couldn't be sure
he had amyloidosis.
656
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,960
You can't be sure
that I couldn't be sure.
657
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,470
You did one test.
It was negative.
658
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:16,767
Inconclusive.
Well, then,
659
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:20,299
by all means, flood your body
with possibly lethal blood.
660
00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,777
I usually like to give the
lethal blood to Foreman,
661
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,472
but I'm the only
one who's type AB.
662
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:28,211
Of course you're type
AB, universal recipient.
663
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,414
You take from everybody.
664
00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:33,480
Of course, you're type O. Universal donor.
665
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:36,492
No wonder you're
paying three alimonies.
666
00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:40,219
How do you know
what blood type I am?
667
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:42,425
I don't. It just seemed to fit the metaphor.
668
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,127
No, no, no, no.
669
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,101
Did you test my blood for something?
670
00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,130
Why would you test my blood for something?
671
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,605
I didn't.
672
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,300
You must have told
me what you were.
673
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,811
Who the hell chats
about their blood type?
674
00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:58,006
You had to
have tested me.
675
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,152
There's no reason to ask
anyone their blood type.
676
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:10,252
You're about to run
out of here, aren't you?
677
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:15,622
Nurse, can I have a moment with my patient?
678
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,997
He's due
in radiation.
679
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,468
It's too late,
he's dying.
680
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,636
Told you.
681
00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:28,770
I'm sorry
I doubted you.
682
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,845
It'd be a shame if your
secrets died with you.
683
00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:38,315
Perhaps you've got that
trick written down somewhere.
684
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:42,348
Or maybe you want to tell me
and I'll write it down for you.
685
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,287
That way you
can live on.
686
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:51,231
I'm taking it with me. See,
that way it stays magic.
687
00:37:53,037 --> 00:37:55,471
You were wrong
about everything.
688
00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:59,132
It was never magic,
and you're not dying.
689
00:38:00,244 --> 00:38:02,235
What's your
blood type?
690
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,977
Type A.
691
00:38:05,816 --> 00:38:06,840
What?
692
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,681
Trust me, it's way cooler to know.
693
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:16,486
Where's Finn?
694
00:38:16,894 --> 00:38:18,384
Up my sleeve.
695
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:22,363
It's not amyloidosis.
And his blood's fine.
696
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,525
We just gave him
the wrong type.
697
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:27,935
Caused the DIC, explains the
bleeding, multi-system failures.
698
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,097
But we tested
his blood.
699
00:38:29,206 --> 00:38:32,869
That's because we don't test blood
for type. We test for antibodies.
700
00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:34,604
Because your body only makes those antibodies
701
00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,703
when you actually
have that type of blood.
702
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,373
Well, apparently,
he has one more symptom.
703
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,350
His body's making an extra antibody, type B.
704
00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:44,445
Combine that wit h his natural
type A and, presto, change-o,
705
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:47,388
he magically pulls blood
type AB out of his hat.
706
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,449
Would you stop that? God, yes.
707
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,620
Autoimmune diseases can make
antibodies go haywire, but, still...
708
00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:55,528
It's happened. And apparently,
it's happened again.
709
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:58,227
I finally have
a case of lupus.
710
00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:01,271
Flush him with saline,
transfuse four units, type A
711
00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:02,600
and start him
on steroids.
712
00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:05,835
He'll be back hoodwinking idiots in no time.
713
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:33,928
Big Love, rise.
714
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:43,213
Use their power wisely,
my Lord.
715
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,879
I nominate Amber.
716
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:53,146
Cutthroat Bitch, rise.
717
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,794
You're surprised?
You're everyone's pick.
718
00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:01,788
Next victim.
719
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,391
I nominate
720
00:40:05,436 --> 00:40:06,460
Kutner.
721
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,073
Now everyone's
surprised. Why?
722
00:40:17,114 --> 00:40:19,344
You said I don't have to justify my picks.
723
00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:22,510
No, I said you could use
whatever criteria you want.
724
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,485
Doesn't mean
I don't wanna know.
725
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,148
He was right about
this being a real case,
726
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:31,854
he was right about the botched
transfusion and he's your love nugget.
727
00:40:31,962 --> 00:40:34,294
You got no reason
to pick him.
728
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,197
But somebody else does.
729
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,500
Kutner's a liability.
730
00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,668
He electrocuted himself,
lit a patient on fire,
731
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,544
it's only a matter of time
before he burns the hospital down.
732
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:54,711
You made a deal
with Cuddy.
733
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,553
That's how you
got her underwear.
734
00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:04,560
She sold it to you for the right
to put her choices on the block.
735
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:07,893
You said get her underwear. I got it.
736
00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:11,160
Your scheme was brilliant,
737
00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:14,732
and you're fired.
738
00:41:15,673 --> 00:41:17,834
You're all about
breaking the rules.
739
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,808
Her rules, not mine.
740
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,376
The whole point of this was to subvert Cuddy.
741
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,176
You became her partner, gave her
power she didn't already have.
742
00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:30,516
Let her greedy fingers into my cookie jar,
which sadly is not as dirty as it sounds.
743
00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,387
Thanks for playing.
744
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,709
What the hell is this?
745
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:10,756
Looks like an envelope with the results
of a genetic test for Huntington's inside.
746
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,488
Did you look?
747
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,360
I thought it'd be fun
to find out together.
748
00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:15,989
I don't want to know.
749
00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:17,761
No, you're
afraid to know.
750
00:42:18,669 --> 00:42:22,571
I might die. So could you. You
could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
751
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:26,507
The only difference is you don't have
to know about it today. So why should I?
752
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:29,011
I don't have to know
the lottery numbers,
753
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:32,014
but if someone offered
them to me, I'd take them.
754
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:35,245
You spend your whole
life looking for answers,
755
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,878
because you think the next
answer will change something.
756
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:41,891
Maybe make you
a little less miserable.
757
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,756
And you know that when
you run out of questions
758
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,626
you don't just
run out of answers,
759
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,858
you run out of hope.
760
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:54,197
Are you glad
you know that?