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And now,
coming to the line,
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last year's Rookie of
the Year, Casey Alfonso!
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In lane two, nine-time
national champion, Tony Kumer.
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Tony's got his light on in lane two,
and now Casey is approaching the line.
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How do you feel?
Great.
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I feel like
throwing up my guts.
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You always feel
like throwing up.
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Come on, Dad. Let's get
this digger on the line.
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You sure you don't wanna
go to law school?
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I hate lawyers!
Yeah, so do I.
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Go get 'em, baby!
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Okay, looks like
we're ready to go!
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Let's hear it, folks!
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And it's Casey Alfonso, by
less than half a car length!
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What a spectacular finish
for the young female.
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Casey Alfonso,
with an amazing finish.
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What'd you do
at the end there?
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Yeah, yeah.
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At about 250 feet, the
car got out of shape a bit,
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but about halfway down, I just
got into the zone or something.
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I pedaled it back into the groove.
It was the coolest ride of my life.
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How does it feel to be
nine-time national champion...
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I'm sorry.
Can you repeat that?
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Casey? Casey! Casey! Out
of the way. Out of the way!
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Casey! Casey! Get me an ambulance.
Ron, get the ambulance! Casey?
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Sixty-eight year old male,
non-smoker.
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Sixty-eight's
a good run.
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That'll leave something in the
lock box for the rest of us. Next?
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That's your breakfast?
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Technically,
it's Wilson's lunch.
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Twenty-month old baby,
persistent rash, fever...
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Too much crying.
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Female college student
with... Too much drama.
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You don't care about
the crying or the drama,
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'cause you won't
see the patient.
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And you'd treat Methuselah if
his snot had an interesting color.
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Means you've already decided
which case you wanna take next.
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Tell me about speed racer.
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Female, seizure with visual and
auditory processing deficiency.
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I did a consult, and...
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What kind of race car?
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Dragster.
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Continue.
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You're gonna take a case
based on the car she drives?
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Nothing says,
"Thanks for saving my life"
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like a test drive in a car that
accelerates faster than a space shuttle.
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You can't save her life,
'cause she's not dying.
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Her labs show
signs of dehydration,
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means the problem's
just likely heatstroke.
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Kind of hard to get heat struck
in four and a half seconds.
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Not when you're wearing a
three-layer fireproof suit.
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Excuse me, Dr. House?
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No. Lazy ass
called in sick again.
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We can give him the message.
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May we talk in private?
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So, either it's heatstroke, in
which case we take the afternoon off,
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or it's one of the diagnoses that you
guys are gonna have for me in two minutes.
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You're in charge.
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I know.
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Cop?
He's not packing.
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Your dad's either a cop
or a security guard.
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Or she carries a weapon.
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You're with the CIA.
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One of our employees just
returned from an assignment sick.
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Now, we believe he may be the
victim of an assassination attempt.
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Sure.
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You wanna close the door?
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Door?
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Well, I assume you're gonna drop
trou at some point during the dance,
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I don't see why
I should share.
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This isn't a joke.
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If you're willing to help us,
we need to leave now.
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If I have to walk somewhere, there
better be at least five girls involved.
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And they better be working
their way through college.
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Okay, what have you got?
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Hereditary brain disorder,
transient ischemia
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or paraneoplastic
syndrome.
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None of those go away with
IV fluids. It's heatstroke.
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Or Cushing's
or calcium deficiency.
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Who's your friend?
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We use the term
life partner.
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Get a fresh history, neurological
exam and an MRI of her head.
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Fifteen minutes
for the lap dance,
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a half-hour to scrub
the guilt off my soul...
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See you in 45!
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Dr. House,
we need to hurry.
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Yeah, we need to hurry.
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Little advice.
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I mean, obviously the Village People
played out the whole cop thing.
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But come on, CIA?
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You seriously expect
anyone to believe that?
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It helps when you have props.
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Keep your eye on my pen.
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Very good.
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Any nausea or vomiting
before the seizure?
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No.
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My dad had some, but he's
always like that before a race.
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Could have been
food poisoning.
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You two eat breakfast together? No.
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Any history of sciatica
or spinal injury?
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No.
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Abnormal deep tendon reflex.
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Really? Let me see.
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It's there. I didn't say it wasn't there,
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I said it was abnormal.
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We're gonna give you
an MRI to be sure,
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but I'm guessing your symptoms were
caused by just dehydration in the heat.
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You're guessing?
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Look, I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,
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which makes the ability to stay
conscious kind of important.
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I'm sure it's just heatstroke,
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but we're gonna do an MRI
to be extra careful.
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You said you left
your cell in your office.
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I lied.
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I wasn't going to take it.
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Just tell you to
turn it off for take-off.
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I know.
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I just wanted to see if you
could tell that I was lying.
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Useful information. Yeah?
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Where are you?
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I'm on a top-secret
mission for the CIA.
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Right.
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There was nothing
on your race car driver's CT
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and the history
and physical were normal.
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Her deep tendon reflexes
seemed a bit weak to me.
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Areflexia could
mean Miller Fisher.
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Yes, areflexia
could mean Miller Fisher,
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but since the reflex was weak, not
absent, it doesn't mean anything.
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I'm releasing her. You can
go back to your poker game.
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Poker's illegal.
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The CIA would never allow illegal activity.
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Have you considered
Miller Fisher?
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Why? What happened?
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She just had another seizure. And now
she's getting a vertical nystagmus.
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We think it's Miller Fisher,
an inflammatory process.
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In rare cases, it can cause
respiratory failure, but...
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Wait, wait.
She could stop breathing?
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You said there was nothing
wrong. You said you were sure.
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You just had another seizure.
Clearly there's something wrong.
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So, why should I trust you
to figure out what it is?
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Where's Dr. House?
I'm at this hospital...
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It's gonna
be all right.
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We just need to start
the plasmapheresis.
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No.
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It's not going
to be all right,
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because you obviously don't
have a clue what you're doing.
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I'm not letting you touch me.
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Honey!
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I wanna see House.
Where is he?
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It looks a lot better on 24.
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I take that back.
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Dr. Samira Terzi. It's a
pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.
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We really appreciate the
consult on such short notice.
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There's nothing that gives me more
pleasure than helping out a colleague.
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This is Dr. Sidney Curtis
from the Mayo Clinic.
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He's also agreed to
help with the diagnosis.
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Dr. House.
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Curtis on Immunology,
Sidney Curtis?
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You've read it?
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Nope, but it is keeping
my piano level.
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So, where is
the poor sick fella?
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What do we do?
I don't know yet.
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She needs treatment.
This is a test, right?
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You're reporting back
to him everything we do.
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Yeah. And I asked the
patient to be uncooperative.
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Personally, I think
she overplayed it.
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She's being uncooperative because
you made us all look like idiots.
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We're only gonna
look like idiots
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if we can't figure out how to
get her to agree to the treatment.
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What would
House do right now?
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Pop a pill, insult us
and trick the patient.
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00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,268
We can do that last part.
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She's never met House
before, has she?
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Who's got a cane?
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00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,239
House isn't here.
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We're not gonna
act like him.
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What do you want?
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I'm gonna do what doctors
aren't supposed to do,
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admit I made a mistake.
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I shouldn't have been so
quick to dismiss your symptoms.
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But you need to let us
start the plasmapheresis.
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What do you want?
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Case? Honey, do you
know where you are?
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She's burning up.
Start the treatment.
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I can't.
You've got my permission.
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She's obviously confused.
Doesn't matter anymore.
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Miller Fisher doesn't
cause delirium and fever.
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I don't know what this is.
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I'm afraid there are gonna be some
limitations on his medical history.
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Just let me know what you need
and I should be able to provide it.
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00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:06,530
FYI, my malpractice insurance
doesn't cover alien autopsies.
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That's fine.
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00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,290
X- files are
the next wing over.
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Where was the patient
when he first fell ill?
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00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,630
Sorry, that's classified.
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00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,196
But assume there aren't too many
places in the world John hasn't been.
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And, yes,
John's a cover name.
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00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,633
And what makes you think it
was an attempt on his life?
199
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:19,973
Sorry, can't tell
you that, either.
200
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,014
Well, what can you tell us? Yeah.
201
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:25,244
Did Oswald really have sex
with Marilyn Monroe?
202
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,404
Good Lord.
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00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:48,972
Very professional.
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00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:53,136
Five days ago he was 185
pounds. Perfect health.
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00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:57,909
Cool.
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00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,511
Fever and delirium
rule out...
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00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,322
He's not gonna hire you just
because you called him the most,
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00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,692
especially since it's obvious
he doesn't want to be called.
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00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,095
Symptoms rule out Miller
Fisher. MS fits better.
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00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,225
Progression's too fast.
More likely meningitis.
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00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:17,633
Areflexia doesn't
fit as well with...
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00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,727
Does with amyloidosis.
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00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,136
That's even slower
than MS. It's lupus.
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00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:22,765
I'm with the little man on this one.
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00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,538
It's attacking the body and
the brain, classic autoimmune.
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00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:29,638
Flirt all you want, but I should
warn you, shiksas are for practice.
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00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:32,479
Lupus this aggressive
wouldn't spare her kidneys.
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00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,610
It's primarily neurological.
Let's start her on...
219
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,450
Then why no plaques
on her MRI?
220
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,989
MRI was inconclusive.
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00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,046
Start her on...
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00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,615
So, now you're sure
that it's MS.
223
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,558
Just like you were sure
it was Miller Fisher.
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An hour after you were sure
it was heatstroke.
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00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,561
The symptoms fit.
Start her on interferon.
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00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:49,133
We're not gonna score any points with House
227
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,066
if we solve this just
by running your errands.
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00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,071
I get that you wanna be right. You don't?
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I'm just trying to save the patient,
not score points with my boss.
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Would it hurt the patient
if you let us run some tests?
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00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,210
You've got three hours.
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00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,857
We've run six complete
tox screens,
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tested for every heavy metal, poison
and biological agent we can think of.
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00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:18,159
It says here he ate
a lot of chestnuts.
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00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,858
Hold on a second.
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00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,527
If the squirrel liberation army
is involved, I'm out of here.
237
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:24,796
Those little rodents are...
238
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,338
Horse chestnuts are poisonous.
If someone switched them...
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00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,033
Horse chestnuts
may look like chestnuts,
240
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,542
but they taste like a
horse's lower than chestnuts,
241
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,805
which makes the theory that he
accidentally ate a couple of hundred
242
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,938
slightly less persuasive.
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00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,777
Seeing as how he was prowling
the back alleys of Tehran...
244
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,082
It wasn't Tehran,
it was...
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00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,051
You almost got me.
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00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,994
Unless we know the local environmental
factors, the poisonous flora...
247
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,496
You know I can't
tell you that.
248
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:56,296
Well, then why are we here? You
might as well just Google "poison. "
249
00:13:56,402 --> 00:14:00,702
All they would tell me is he spent
the last 11 months in Bolivia.
250
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,936
Who you gonna kill in
Bolivia? My old housekeeper?
251
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,067
We don't kill people.
252
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,578
I'm sorry, who are you
gonna marginalize?
253
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,240
If it is my housekeeper,
she has it coming.
254
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,977
Cleaning the windows
means cleaning both sides.
255
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,745
Am I right or am I right?
256
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,787
What does it matter
what he was doing?
257
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,788
The guy's dying.
Not anymore.
258
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,256
I know what's
poisoning him, and who.
259
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,588
John.
260
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,262
It's just pancreatitis.
261
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,662
He's not an alcoholic.
262
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,893
And unless his pancreas
is in his fingers...
263
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,731
Spies can't get
fungal infections?
264
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,031
And the burns on his skin?
265
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,901
Spies can't get sunburns?
266
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,167
Bolivia doesn't have sun?
267
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:39,677
So, either we go with his
theory of the non-drinking drunk,
268
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,678
or he was poisoned
by some group
269
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,613
with the resources to make
it completely untraceable,
270
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,844
some customized isotope.
271
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,752
Let's treat for
radiation poisoning.
272
00:14:55,494 --> 00:15:01,592
The iodine's to protect your thyroid.
Antibiotics are to handle infections.
273
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,726
Should start working
in a couple of hours.
274
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:07,203
We should celebrate
with a beer or eight.
275
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,741
I don't drink.
276
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:13,107
Oh, methinks he doth
protest too much.
277
00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,305
He's deathly ill. Why
would he lie about drinking?
278
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,545
Guilt over killing a man would
make anyone hit the sauce.
279
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,643
We don't kill people.
280
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,778
Right.
281
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,050
You just lie to your friends and family,
282
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:28,490
establish false identities, trick
people into betraying their country.
283
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,121
He'd never cover up his
drinking. He's too honest.
284
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,132
Hey! Something
I've always wanted to know.
285
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,828
That poison lipstick that
Ginger used to kiss Gilligan,
286
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,064
why didn't that kill her?
287
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:47,076
Okay, drum roll!
288
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,842
LP is negative
for meningitis.
289
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,180
Sorry, Cole.
290
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:57,211
Fat pad biopsy is...
Wait for it...
291
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:02,684
Negative for amyloidosis
and Thirteen goes down!
292
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,126
Could we hurry this up?
My son has...
293
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,663
Can I have a kid, too?
I'm working too hard.
294
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:06,857
I could hook you up.
295
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,490
If I had two minutes
and some anti-nausea meds,
296
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,592
I'd take you up
on that.
297
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,500
And for the gold...
298
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,337
Protein's 65,
glucose, 70.
299
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,036
It's MS,
start her on interferon.
300
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,135
Now, turn to the last page.
301
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:22,442
Sed rate's 95,
ANA's weakly positive.
302
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,537
Positive, it's lupus.
303
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,446
Weakly, not lupus.
It's MS.
304
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,508
We obviously don't know
what it is. Treat for both.
305
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,349
No. I gave in
on the tests.
306
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,912
We're not treating her for two
completely separate diseases
307
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:35,050
because you think
lupus will win you a prize.
308
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,863
Still think it's lupus?
309
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:42,958
Yeah.
310
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,434
Me, too.
311
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,767
In case of emergency,
go to the emergency room.
312
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,564
Could be lupus.
313
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,041
That's what we figured.
314
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,237
Then why are you here?
315
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,405
You're an immunologist.
We wanted to confirm...
316
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,416
Who are you looking for me to help you
sell down the river? House or Cuddy?
317
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,951
Foreman.
318
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,653
Sorry.
He's pushing MS.
319
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:03,881
Thinks that because
he's in charge,
320
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,924
he has to prove he's the
smartest guy in the room.
321
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,619
All I've heard about you, you put
the patient above everything else.
322
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,719
That's why everyone
finds you so annoying.
323
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,060
All House cares about is results. I know.
324
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,932
I'm talking about
how to deal with Foreman.
325
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,334
So am I.
326
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,405
Fever's down to 101.5.
327
00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,636
Treatment's working.
Why are we out here?
328
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,234
Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.
329
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,143
It's kind of tacky doing it
in front of the patient.
330
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,909
You put her
on steroids, too?
331
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:31,972
We had no choice.
332
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,040
The sed rate
pointed to lupus.
333
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,278
And the ANA ruled it out!
334
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,650
Doctors!
335
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,351
Legs hurt?
336
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:43,121
I can't feel them at all. I
don't think I can move them.
337
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,875
Vitals stabilizing.
338
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,207
Tummy ache's
gone as well.
339
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:04,544
So, the treatment's
working.
340
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:09,981
You wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy
and hop on the company jet?
341
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,387
Little trip down Mexico way,
342
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:16,325
and I'm not talking about
the country or the plane.
343
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:20,126
Do you think acting like an idiot
and talking about sex works on girls?
344
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,599
Well, if it didn't, the human
race would have died out long ago.
345
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,862
You're pretty cheery
for someone
346
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,268
who was just proved wrong
about his pancreatitis theory.
347
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,738
I'm appropriately cheery for
someone who's been proved right.
348
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,173
John hasn't vomited
in six hours.
349
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,076
What's to vomit?
I'm eating his lunch.
350
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,647
Withholding nutrients is the
treatment for pancreatitis.
351
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,513
That, and the antibiotics
you put him on.
352
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,553
I did unhook
your iodine, though.
353
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,748
Didn't seem to fit with the whole "I'm
just jerking you guys around" Gestalt.
354
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,051
You're unbelievable.
355
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,650
Let's ask John if he'd rather be
sick honestly or cured dishonestly.
356
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,720
John? John?
357
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,173
Any chance he's just
overwhelmed with gratitude?
358
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,622
Paralysis.
359
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,923
It's a new symptom?
360
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,696
Big white space on the board
where it would fit.
361
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,255
Nice, multicolored markers.
362
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,598
I'm not writing it because we
can't know if it's a real symptom.
363
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,001
When these two went rogue and pumped
her full of steroids, we lost...
364
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,733
Steroids don't
cause paralysis.
365
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,741
She was also
on interferon.
366
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:40,369
Giving her both probably
fried her immune system.
367
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,844
Who knows what infection
you could cause...
368
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,905
We consulted an immunologist,
she said we have...
369
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,246
She? You talking
about Dr. Cameron?
370
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,411
She thought lupus was... She
tell you to start treating?
371
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,648
Yes! They've ignored you,
they screwed up
372
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,656
and it's fun
watching you spank them.
373
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,089
But, can we get back
to the medicine?
374
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:58,152
The last thing any of you give
a damn about is the medicine.
375
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,729
Look.
376
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,000
I'm not saying you're
bad doctors or bad people.
377
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,731
But House is.
378
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,433
He created a nasty
little cutthroat world,
379
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,703
planted you in it,
and is watching you play.
380
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,836
And none of it works
for anyone except him.
381
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,712
And whoever wins.
382
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:24,182
Given its quick progression,
we gotta assume botulism.
383
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,450
I'll go to her place. Check
out her fridge and pantry.
384
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,891
It's not botulism.
It's polio.
385
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,429
Brilliant. We should search her home
for FDR's remains or a time machine.
386
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,993
She could have contracted it from
anyone who's been to Africa, or...
387
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,403
She's been vaccinated.
388
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,497
Vaccines wear off.
389
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,737
There hasn't been a single
American case in over 20 years.
390
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,302
I've seen this disease.
I know what it looks like.
391
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,144
That's why you're finding it,
because you're looking for it.
392
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,308
Polio?
393
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,249
It's crazy.
House wouldn't think so.
394
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,583
So, go find House
and tell him your theory.
395
00:20:56,688 --> 00:21:00,419
Take a personal day.
Seriously. Get out of here.
396
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,361
You don't have
the power to fire me.
397
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:07,023
But I do have the power
to kick your ass off my case.
398
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,125
I'm starting
the botulism treatment.
399
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,400
The rest of you,
look for confirmation.
400
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,212
He should be
brought up on charges.
401
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,909
Okay, relax.
402
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,076
I'll take your book
out from under my piano.
403
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,881
He's dying of radiation
sickness. He's obviously in pain.
404
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,219
All of which could have been
avoided if you hadn't interfered...
405
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,221
What was that for?
406
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,695
Radiation sickness kills
specific cells at specific times.
407
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,528
His hair should be coming out in
clumps before he's writhing in pain.
408
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,899
Since it's not, I know
who's trying to kill him.
409
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,099
God.
410
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:48,866
It's blood cancer,
Waldenstrom's.
411
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,068
Radiation can cause infections,
which set off neuropathy...
412
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,635
If you had any real evidence of foul play,
413
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,738
you'd be
torturing Bolivians
414
00:21:56,815 --> 00:22:00,444
instead of putting me into a state
of anticipatory sexual arousal.
415
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:01,814
Can we treat for both?
416
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,549
Bad idea. Unless you're the
one who's trying to poison him.
417
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,559
I'll arrange for
plasmapheresis and chemo.
418
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,492
Are you gonna trust him
after what he did?
419
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:13,655
I don't have to trust him
to agree with him.
420
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,161
You make a good point.
421
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,105
I've been wrong every time and
she still won't listen to you.
422
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,612
So, either she really likes
me or she really hates you.
423
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,977
And I got a ride
in the jet.
424
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,684
Oh, hi.
What are you doing here?
425
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,120
Just came to say hi.
426
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,283
Hi again.
427
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,350
Where's Mrs. Bearman?
428
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:43,519
Sent her home.
429
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,357
I was scheduling her
for an MRA.
430
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,954
If we gave MRAs to every
patient with a headache...
431
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,694
This wasn't just a headache,
it was the worst in her life.
432
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,292
And lucky for you,
I'm a neurologist.
433
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,237
She went to a wine and cheese
tasting. Both triggers for migraines.
434
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:55,637
She's never had
a migraine before.
435
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,140
And I never had
a blueberry bagel,
436
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,471
but for the first time
I had one.
437
00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,771
Bagels don't kill people.
438
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:01,836
This is a classic ticking
bomb aneurism.
439
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:04,973
Wow.
This taught me a lesson.
440
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,314
I guess when I mess
with other people's patients,
441
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,184
I risk looking like
an officious bitch.
442
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:16,427
We're gonna have to
track down Mrs. Bearman.
443
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,257
Wait. Never mind.
444
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:24,991
It's funny.
445
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,731
It's not funny,
it's totally immature.
446
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:27,930
It is funny.
447
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,133
You just can't appreciate it,
because you're the victim.
448
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,836
Yeah. I deserve shame and
ridicule for offering a consult.
449
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,503
Unheard of for a doctor.
450
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,513
You didn't offer
a medical consult.
451
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,708
You offered a
dealing-with-Foreman consult.
452
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,242
For the good of the patient.
It's what House would have done.
453
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,448
Maybe House will hear about it
and tear up with pride.
454
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,115
You think I'm trying
to impress him.
455
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,888
I think that for someone
who's not involved in his team,
456
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,521
you're remarkably
involved in his team.
457
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,531
Let it go.
458
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,089
Let him go.
459
00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:02,134
And that's mature.
460
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,809
One-twenty over 80.
Let 'er rip.
461
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,479
Now we got the medical stuff out of the way,
462
00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,149
why don't we meet
back at your place
463
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,716
for some enhanced
interrogation techniques?
464
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,093
My safe word is, "Help,
please, please, stop. "
465
00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,758
It's two pleases. Anything
less than that, you keep going.
466
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:32,998
You actually cure this guy, I'll
show you my private water board.
467
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,838
We need to consult an
oncologist about the chemo.
468
00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:43,314
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you
were still euphemizing.
469
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,679
My valet knows
a little oncology.
470
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,982
I was wondering when you'd
grow bored of avoiding my calls.
471
00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:55,924
Oh, I could never grow
bored of ignoring you.
472
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:58,155
What's the latest protocol
on Waldenstrom's?
473
00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,252
Where are you?
474
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:01,026
CIA headquarters.
475
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:02,191
How much fludarabine
do you need...
476
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,997
Either you're sprawled naked on your
floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin
477
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,798
or collapsed naked
in front of your computer
478
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,567
with an empty bottle
of Viagra.
479
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,733
Please tell me which, because
Chase has another pool going.
480
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,970
They flew me in to help
deal with a sick employee.
481
00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:14,204
How much...
Hallucinations?
482
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,439
Damn, I shouldn't have
bet on the Viagra. Okay.
483
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:19,116
Call the Langley switchboard,
ask for extension...
484
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,880
Thirty-five, seventy-eight.
Three, five, seven, eight.
485
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:25,354
He asked an awful lot
of questions for a valet.
486
00:25:25,423 --> 00:25:29,359
You know, I happen to have a
position available on my penis.
487
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,529
Wait a second, I think
I screwed up that joke.
488
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,431
You offering me a job?
489
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,231
I'd settle for that.
490
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:43,831
As tempting as a position on
your staff is, I like it here.
491
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,434
Pays better, and we've only
had one assassination attempt.
492
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,035
And I'm sure
you're a great boss.
493
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:52,049
That's why your fellows left
en masse a couple of months ago.
494
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:54,244
I have satellite images.
495
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:03,551
Inspector Gadget?
496
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:07,257
My God, you're
actually at the CIA.
497
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:08,457
You've gotta get down here.
498
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,161
They've got a satellite aimed
directly into Cuddy's vagina.
499
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,865
I told them the chances of
invasion are slim to none, but...
500
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,635
Waldenstrom's.
501
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:20,404
Recommended dose is 25
milligrams per meter squared.
502
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,809
They do
a background check on you?
503
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,278
Twenty-five milligrams.
504
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,541
They did a background
check on you,
505
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,140
they did a background check
on your friends.
506
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:30,085
Relax. I'm sure they already know that
you brought heroin back from Afghanistan.
507
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,452
That's not true.
508
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:33,957
I've never been
to Afghanistan.
509
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:35,954
House?
510
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,489
She's getting worse.
511
00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:42,624
Her fever's risen slightly.
512
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,638
But it's definitely...
What? Botulism?
513
00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:52,442
Right? Because
if you're wrong again,
514
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:54,944
and you're treating her for something
that she doesn't even have...
515
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,573
The anti-toxin hasn't had time to work yet.
516
00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,584
I know it's hard,
but try to be patient.
517
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,854
Excuse me.
518
00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:13,857
I know you're pissed
I interrupted,
519
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,025
but you're gonna be even
more pissed in a second.
520
00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,693
You tested her
without telling me?
521
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:21,535
Yeah. I know, I'm really,
really sorry, but...
522
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,200
On the other hand,
it's positive.
523
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:28,305
She has polio.
524
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,243
Now what, boss?
525
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,711
Where's House?
526
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,353
He's blown
off four hours of clinic.
527
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:46,060
He's consulting
for the CIA.
528
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,693
Seriously, call Langley,
529
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:54,068
and ask for extension three,
five... It's three, five, three, six?
530
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:55,605
It's definitely
two threes.
531
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,766
I wrote it down.
I have it somewhere.
532
00:27:57,876 --> 00:28:01,175
He's gonna make up twice his
skipped hours in the clinic.
533
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:02,713
Okey-doke.
534
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,375
And for protecting him, you're
gonna make up twice that.
535
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,509
Why are you punishing me
worse than him?
536
00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:10,349
Because House never learns.
You might.
537
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:22,122
How are you feeling?
538
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,429
Like crap.
539
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,970
Yeah. Cancer
can be that way.
540
00:28:28,973 --> 00:28:30,964
My hair is falling out.
541
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:36,277
Is that the chemo?
542
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,447
No, that's too quick.
543
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,119
So, what does it mean?
544
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,058
It means
you don't have cancer.
545
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,292
Someone actually
did try to kill you.
546
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,796
You're stubborn.
You're arrogant!
547
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:03,896
There's no need to yell.
548
00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:05,636
You may have cost
that man his life.
549
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,439
He's getting the
radiation treatment.
550
00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:08,774
Twenty-four hours
too late.
551
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:11,179
I didn't yell at you when
I thought you were wrong.
552
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:12,510
I wasn't wrong.
553
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,846
This isn't productive.
554
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,785
There is no "productive,"
it's too late!
555
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,824
Because of your inexperience,
your poor judgment
556
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,018
and your failure to
recognize a reckless fool.
557
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,159
Cordyceps sinensis.
558
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,903
It's an herbal treatment
derived from a parasitic fungus.
559
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:38,204
Comes from caterpillars.
560
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:40,209
Along with dimercaprol
chelation,
561
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,176
it's been shown to
mitigate bone marrow damage
562
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,976
from radiation poisoning
563
00:29:46,217 --> 00:29:47,548
in monkeys.
564
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:53,483
Sorry. I was stubborn
and arrogant.
565
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,458
Self-recriminations
won't help her.
566
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,518
Nothing's gonna help her,
she's got polio.
567
00:29:57,595 --> 00:29:59,119
There's no cure,
but there are treatments.
568
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,289
No, she's dying.
569
00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:02,765
Yeah, every death's
a tragedy.
570
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:04,198
Funny how you weren't
so depressed
571
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,430
when she was just dying
because me and Amber screwed up.
572
00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:08,836
And I'm also self-centered,
thanks for clarifying.
573
00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:11,034
Don't forget self-pitying.
574
00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,409
Vitamin C.
Extremely high doses.
575
00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:18,175
It was experimental treatment
protocol in the '50s...
576
00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,443
And they haven't
finished yet?
577
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,075
They lost funding.
578
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,087
That's because there's no logical
reason vitamin C would cure polio.
579
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:25,679
Well, someone
thought there was.
580
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:28,282
Someone thought black people
made excellent farm implements.
581
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,860
I'm not talking
about hurting anyone.
582
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,793
I just want to force-feed her
some orange juice.
583
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:35,559
You wanna throw in
some bacon and eggs as well?
584
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,033
If there's anything
you learned today,
585
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,536
it's gotta be that
you can be wrong.
586
00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:52,149
John, can you hear me?
587
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:57,078
We're gonna start you on
an experimental treatment.
588
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,051
Tea?
589
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:04,791
It's a Chinese herb
which has been effective.
590
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,761
I'm dying, aren't I?
591
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,665
Probably.
592
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,343
We're gonna attempt
an experimental protocol.
593
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:22,435
A new drug?
594
00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,208
An old one.
Vitamin C.
595
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,977
Ultra-high doses
have been shown
596
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:29,178
to destroy the polio virus
and heal nerve damage.
597
00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:31,187
She could regain use
of her legs?
598
00:31:31,256 --> 00:31:32,655
It's unlikely.
599
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,789
But we're gonna try.
600
00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:38,519
Don't give up.
601
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:56,604
Nausea's not as bad.
602
00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,447
Radiation sickness
has a latency period.
603
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,417
You'll get better
before you get worse.
604
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:14,062
Wanna know what
I really did down there?
605
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,726
Only if it's interesting.
606
00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,665
The women there,
607
00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:24,841
during Carnival, they...
608
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,074
They do this dance.
609
00:32:29,414 --> 00:32:31,609
They call it
the devil dance.
610
00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:35,512
Not interesting.
611
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:40,858
I spent the whole
40 days with this
612
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,425
attaché to
the Minister of Defense.
613
00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:51,630
The most buttoned-down woman
you'd ever meet,
614
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:57,541
except when
she did this dance.
615
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:04,237
She agreed
to tell me stuff.
616
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:16,057
Okay, you got
half a good story there.
617
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,057
Karma.
618
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,835
Best way to rid yourself of that
guilt is to confess your sins.
619
00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:32,102
This pain, it's right.
It's comforting.
620
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:36,843
It makes me think that
somehow it all makes sense.
621
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,275
What do you mean 40 days?
622
00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,919
When they found out
623
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,515
what she'd told me...
624
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:51,023
Carnival in Bolivia's
only eight days.
625
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:58,527
You have any idea what a chestnut looks like?
626
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:05,141
You idiot!
627
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,837
Who are you calling
an idiot?
628
00:34:07,945 --> 00:34:12,177
Whoever knew that John was
stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia.
629
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,241
Brazil?
630
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,320
Well, then, I guess I'm
talking to you, idiot.
631
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,550
It's the same region. It's the
same parasites, same diseases.
632
00:34:19,657 --> 00:34:21,750
But not the same language.
633
00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,486
In Bolivia, chestnuts
are chestnuts.
634
00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,893
Brazil, on the other hand,
has castanhas-do-pára
635
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,363
literally, chestnuts
from Pára,
636
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:32,164
because it would be stupid for people
from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts.
637
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,830
So, he ate Brazil nuts.
Big deal.
638
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,397
No, he ate a lot of Brazil
nuts, which is a big deal,
639
00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:38,770
because they
contain selenium,
640
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:42,539
which in high doses causes
fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation,
641
00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:45,548
discharge from the
fingernail beds and hair loss.
642
00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:48,016
Any of that
sounding familiar?
643
00:34:49,787 --> 00:34:51,516
Can you treat it?
644
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,952
We already started.
645
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,220
Treatment's chelation, the
same as for radiation sickness.
646
00:34:57,295 --> 00:35:00,526
The only difference is it works
a lot better on nut poisoning.
647
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:02,589
So, what's the problem?
648
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:05,229
You're an idiot.
649
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,746
Why is she shivering?
650
00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:23,286
Low serum calcium is a side
effect of the treatment.
651
00:35:23,387 --> 00:35:25,218
I can give her
a calcium supplement.
652
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,654
My arm hurts.
653
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:30,124
The infusion rate has to remain
high for the treatment to work.
654
00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:31,354
Is it working?
655
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,094
You feel that?
656
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,562
Yeah, it hurts.
657
00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:41,136
It's working!
This is fantastic.
658
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,846
There's a lot you could
learn at my fellowship.
659
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,816
If you knew the procedures
I could teach you...
660
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,511
Of course, we'd need
a nurse to prep.
661
00:35:56,621 --> 00:36:00,284
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
662
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:03,156
Actually, I was just trying to
make another euphemism for sex.
663
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:04,489
So was I.
664
00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,655
Oh, God. How can you
flirt with this idiot?
665
00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:11,394
He lied to us again and again.
He broke laws, ethical codes...
666
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,959
I was right.
667
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,106
That doesn't mean
everything.
668
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,771
It means a lot.
669
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:24,481
Dr. Curtis, Dr. House.
I appreciate your help.
670
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:40,757
Hey.
Hey.
671
00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:57,042
When you were dying,
672
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,048
you tried to infect me,
673
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,175
because you knew
I'd fight for you
674
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,719
if I thought
I was dying, too.
675
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:05,984
Are you bringing this up now so I'll
forgive you for messing with my patient?
676
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,651
I'm happy I changed jobs.
677
00:37:09,493 --> 00:37:13,452
But I know I'll never
have that sort of
678
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,723
excitement.
679
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,300
You miss people
trying to kill you?
680
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,460
No.
681
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:23,337
I miss people doing whatever
it takes to get the job done.
682
00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:31,648
I guess that's why I'm
having trouble giving it up.
683
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:36,642
I shouldn't have helped
them mess with your patient.
684
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,251
They had to screw with me.
I've gotten everything wrong.
685
00:37:42,693 --> 00:37:45,184
I don't believe it.
686
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:48,027
You're not gonna
get everything right.
687
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:52,726
But you're never gonna
get everything wrong.
688
00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:16,120
Morning!
689
00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,694
Where have you been
the last two days?
690
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:20,822
Overslept.
We saved speed racer.
691
00:38:20,898 --> 00:38:23,867
She had polio. We cured it with vitamin C.
692
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,799
Yeah. I cured depression
with tonic water once.
693
00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:30,806
Actually, I think there
was some gin in it, too.
694
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,400
A hundred and fifty grams
over six hours.
695
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,466
It worked.
696
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,445
No, it didn't.
697
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,880
I told you,
you can't cure polio.
698
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:44,045
It means either she's not
cured or she never had it.
699
00:38:44,121 --> 00:38:48,490
Since she's walking out of here,
I tested her blood from admittance.
700
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:50,059
No polio.
701
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:51,822
Means Brennan
screwed up the lab tests.
702
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,454
Or you screwed up
your lab tests.
703
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,964
You must have.
She got better.
704
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:58,399
So, it's relapsing and
remitting. Maybe porphyria.
705
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,428
Well, that's a stretch.
706
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:03,735
If she had porphyria, you'd
have seen purple urine.
707
00:39:03,808 --> 00:39:06,777
You think it's more
likely he cured polio?
708
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,976
Well, they believe it.
709
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,606
Her symptoms
fit perfectly.
710
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:16,016
Any alternative is
unbelievably convoluted.
711
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,850
Some doctor would have to poison her
with thallium so it looks like polio,
712
00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:20,891
then fake a lab test,
then give her vitamin C
713
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:24,655
and stop the poison so
she magically gets better.
714
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:28,289
Actually, it is kind
of doable, right?
715
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,165
So, what do you think?
716
00:39:34,271 --> 00:39:37,968
Shall we test her for thallium
before you contact Stockholm?
717
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,403
You poisoned her?
718
00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,405
The really
shocking thing
719
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,380
is that Foreman was right
about the heatstroke.
720
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,417
Vitamin C cures polio.
I've seen it.
721
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:50,613
Yeah.
In some bush clinic.
722
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,952
You needed polio in a
place with a proper lab.
723
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:57,323
The only problem is that places
with proper labs don't have polio.
724
00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:04,859
There is no money in finding cures for
diseases that only kill poor people.
725
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,461
This will make
them do research.
726
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,134
What do you care
if I faked a lab test,
727
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:15,041
if it saves
a few thousand lives?
728
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,171
I did what I had to do.
729
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,739
Isn't that what
you hired us for?
730
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,384
Which is why
I'm not gonna fire you.
731
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,221
You're gonna quit.
732
00:40:31,495 --> 00:40:33,486
Go on, get out of here.
733
00:40:40,004 --> 00:40:42,802
So, you're just gonna
let him go?
734
00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,238
Absolutely.
735
00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:48,236
And I'm gonna let him get as far away
as possible before you call the cops.
736
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:50,678
Guy's a nut job.
737
00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:53,808
Who the hell
did I leave in charge?
738
00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:55,010
Foreman.
739
00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:58,748
There was a reason for that.
Next time, listen to him.
740
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:13,002
Where have you been?
And don't say the CIA.
741
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:14,901
Okay.
742
00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:16,563
By the way,
one of my employees...
743
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:18,471
Either you're gonna have to
get someone from the CIA
744
00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,032
to call and confirm
your story,
745
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:24,410
or you're doing eight clinic
hours and Wilson is doing 16.
746
00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,180
I was in the Hamptons.
747
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:36,454
I was helping some rich hedge
fund jerk treat his son's sniffles.
748
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,790
Fascinating
as that sounds.
749
00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:45,399
For your honesty,
I will forgive your hours.
750
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,103
Thank you.
751
00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:52,439
No!
752
00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:56,641
The only thing less likely
than your helping the CIA
753
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:59,376
is your helping some rich guy in Long Island.
754
00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,044
You're doing your hours
and Wilson's.
755
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:04,110
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
756
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,654
Who doesn't?
757
00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:16,492
Hi.
758
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:17,825
Hi.
759
00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,900
I'm gonna take
you up on your offer.
760
00:42:27,978 --> 00:42:29,104
Yeah?
761
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:35,349
Well, I live a couple
of miles from here.
762
00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,119
That's not the offer I meant.
763
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:42,815
I gave notice today.
764
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:46,055
You said you were happy
at the company.
765
00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:47,358
I lied.
766
00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:49,932
Doubt you'll
hold it against me.
767
00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:58,641
I'll see you at 9:00
on Monday.