1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,776 HOUSE: He's got a temperature of 103. 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,607 And why do we care? 3 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:15,580 Because we're human beings. It's what we do. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,113 He said he was at a Iuncheon meeting. 5 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,583 You took his history? 6 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:21,813 The guy Iooks Iike Harpo. You should see him. 7 00:00:21,888 --> 00:00:24,982 You asked him what book he's currently reading? 8 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:27,390 HOUSE: It's hilarious to watch him try and talk. 9 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,485 I asked him anything I could think of. 10 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,860 Favorite color. "BIwoo." 11 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:35,065 Favorite dessert topping? 12 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:41,707 Trust me. You never know what fact may prove the key to saving your Iife. 13 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:44,309 (MUFFLED) Whipped cream. 14 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,941 I asked him if he was sure. Where are you going? 15 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,447 You're an ass. 16 00:00:49,516 --> 00:00:51,040 I know. Where are you going? 17 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:54,450 This is either a toxin, an infection or an allergic reaction. 18 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,921 I assume you gave him epi, so that rules out allergies. 19 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,254 Put him on antibiotics in case it's an infection, 20 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:01,657 and if it's a toxin, we'II keep him here overnight, 21 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,593 Iet the swelling go down, send him home. 22 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,631 I'm going to the movies. 23 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,558 Which one of you is House? 24 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,600 Skinny brunette. 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,839 No, that's Dr. Cameron. 26 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,271 I'm skinny. How do you know her name? 27 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,038 I was a patient of yours. 28 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:22,673 Oh, well, if you wanna Ieave the chocolates downstairs... 29 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,478 Stay! Stay away from him. 30 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,857 (GASPING) 31 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,861 Shocking, isn't it? 32 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,730 Who'd want to hurt you? 33 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:41,659 (GUNSHOT) 34 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,215 You're pathetic. 35 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:46,192 Judging by the growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days. 36 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,397 You been sitting there the whole time? 37 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:49,560 No. 38 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:53,231 Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're Iying. 39 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,797 I was scared. Pardon me for caring. 40 00:02:57,744 --> 00:02:59,211 Did I Iose any organs? 41 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,873 The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel, 42 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,643 Iodged in the posterior rib. 43 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:07,311 I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital. 44 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,820 The one in your neck... 45 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:09,877 I don't remember that one. 46 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,219 ...went right through, severed your jugular. 47 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,452 The shooter turns out to be a guy... 48 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,515 Don't care. 49 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:19,263 You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? 50 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,390 Shot you? 51 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:22,400 I assume his reasoning was faulty. 52 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,895 So what was it? Infection? 53 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:27,997 The surgery went fine. You've had no post-op... 54 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,804 Not me. The patient. Harpo. 55 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,869 You just got shot, House. You should rest. 56 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,472 I got shot. Diagnostically boring. 57 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:41,247 Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. 58 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:43,455 We biopsied his tongue. 59 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,350 And it was negative. 60 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,760 And the blood tests were negative. 61 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,420 I didn't say we did blood tests. 62 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,987 You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue. 63 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,593 And you don't have to biopsy a tongue unless you've already come up with nothing 64 00:03:56,669 --> 00:04:00,901 on a routine battery of tests which don't involve torturing the patient. 65 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:05,035 Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure? 66 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,575 Any guesses on how I figured that one out? 67 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,450 (SIGHING) 68 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:13,809 You knew the next step would be a Iumbar puncture. 69 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:16,821 A Iumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer. 70 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:19,790 Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an LP. 71 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:24,592 And the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure. 72 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,892 He was shot by security trying to... 73 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,869 House, what are you... 74 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,569 House. 75 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,629 I'm talking to Cuddy. 76 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,876 Lie down. You've gotta be in pain. 77 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,975 Not today. Today I'm on morphine. 78 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,876 You're gonna rip your stitches out. 79 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,249 Check Harpo's trash. 80 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,878 Forget about the patient. 81 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,446 Come on, you're curious. 82 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,917 Trash? 83 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,460 You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good. 84 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:56,995 You can't just be walking around. 85 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:58,052 Well, then stop me. 86 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:59,994 You've Iost blood. Physically stop me. 87 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,727 You could damage... You can't. 88 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,666 Because that would involve physically touching me. 89 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,728 And then things would get so sexually charged... 90 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,345 I'm twice your size. Get your hands off me. 91 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,577 Everything that Iives, eats. And everything that eats, poops. 92 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,418 That's why every organ has a sanitation department, the Iymph system. 93 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:26,515 Whatever's doing the damage is dumping its waste in there. 94 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,890 That's what you meant by trash. 95 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:33,488 Biopsy the Iymph node under the jaw. 96 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,873 I'm sorry, I know it's crazy, but there's no other place. 97 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:47,538 It's the ICU. It stands for Intensive Care. He needs intensive care. So do you. 98 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,080 He needs to be shot again. 99 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:52,174 He is handcuffed to his bed. He is sedated. He's not going to hurt you. 100 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:55,652 If your security was any good, I wouldn't have been shot in the first place. 101 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,520 He is where he's supposed to be, where you're supposed to be. 102 00:05:58,591 --> 00:05:59,683 Who did my surgery? 103 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,726 Gillick. Why? Are you gonna send him a fruit basket? 104 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:02,988 He screwed up. 105 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:06,054 It's annoying enough dealing with your Vicodin habit. 106 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,656 Quit upping your morphine. 107 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:08,723 I'm not. 108 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,330 I'm reducing it. 109 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,974 And you're not in pain? 110 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:18,940 I'm feeling better. 111 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:21,571 Gillick is very good. Your recovery time... 112 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:24,480 This stomach kills me, my neck is throbbing. 113 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,518 My Ieg feels better. 114 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,721 That's amazing. 115 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:31,814 It's unbelievable. 116 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,985 Since getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything, 117 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,791 it means something must've gone wrong in the surgery. 118 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,662 Yes, terribly, tragically wrong. 119 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,829 Enjoy the mistake. 120 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,394 He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system. 121 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:49,441 If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing? 122 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,569 Get back to the ICU before you rip out your stitches, 123 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,170 and I have to chain you to your bed. 124 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,324 (INHALING) 125 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,366 (MOANING) 126 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,462 Why did you try to kill me? 127 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:22,270 I didn't. 128 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,403 Then the gun thing might have been a mistake. 129 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,174 If I'd have killed you, it would have been over. 130 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,079 I needed you to Iive, 131 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,082 'cause I want to see you suffer. 132 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:44,923 (MACHINE BEEPING) 133 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,391 (MAN WAILING) 134 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,143 Get the needle out of there. 135 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,547 He can't breathe. 136 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:18,957 House. 137 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,400 The test was negative. 138 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,097 Are you sure you want to be doing this? 139 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,867 I'm fine, I think. 140 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,672 Cameron, have you got my records? 141 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,006 They don't Iike to release patient's operative notes. 142 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,308 Yet you're holding them. 143 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,847 And whispering. 144 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:36,904 He's sleeping. 145 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,753 Yeah, killer needs his rest. 146 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,187 Otherwise, he's grumpy all day. 147 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,088 Hey, wake up! 148 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,182 Watch me save a Iife. 149 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,491 AImost for sure it's some sort of infection. 150 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,258 We've got him on broad-spectrum antibiotics, 151 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:53,992 but it's not even slowing the thing down. 152 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:56,500 Unless we figure out what type of infection, we can't treat. 153 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,697 And we can't figure out what type because we can't do an LP. 154 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,069 Do an LP. 155 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:04,708 See what I did there? Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me. 156 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,041 We would have done an LP two days ago if we could have, 157 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,842 but that much pressure, something's bound to go... 158 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:10,212 We would've done an LP two days ago 159 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,877 if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits. 160 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,649 We just cut a hole in his throat. The equation has changed. 161 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,816 Couldn't have put it better myself. 162 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:31,802 Pressure is 1 20 milliliters, 163 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:36,808 H2O, with small, visible excursions related to respiration and pulse. 164 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,571 Well within normal, that's good. 165 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:39,770 No. That's weird. 166 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,883 You wanna hear a story? 167 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,748 I have a rule. 168 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,425 People who shoot me forfeit the right... 169 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:58,485 My wife was sick. 170 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,431 None of the doctors could figure out why. 171 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:04,560 Oh, I know this story. 172 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,136 She died. 173 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,967 So you selected one of her doctors to kill, 174 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,375 because that would make everything right again. 175 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,744 No, she Iived. You cured her. 176 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,883 I'm truly sorry I did that. 177 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,854 In the course of investigating her illness, 178 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,120 you convinced me that everything was relevant. 179 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,459 You needed the truth. 180 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,664 I confessed to you that I'd had an affair. 181 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,840 But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick. 182 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:45,868 Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. 183 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,242 You told her that. 184 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,986 You also told her about my affair. 185 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:58,853 And you caught crap, she Ieft you, 186 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,984 and now I've got to pay 187 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:04,791 because you couldn't keep your Iittle killer in your pants. 188 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,095 She killed herself. 189 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:40,325 What sort of a hospital has glass walls? 190 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,325 That's my husband. 191 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:44,794 Really? 192 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,135 You thought I just Iiked watching people get needles poked in the back? 193 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,367 No. 194 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:53,175 I figured a co-worker or a sister, not wife. 195 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:55,405 Why? 196 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,709 Don't worry, it's not insulting. At Ieast not to you. 197 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,155 You're satisfied by that answer? 198 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,749 You're Dr. House, aren't you? 199 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,454 You're not going to shoot me, are you? 200 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,689 You treated a friend of mine. 201 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,494 She told me you only talk to people if you have to. 202 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,628 And then you insult them, while showing off how insightful you are. 203 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:23,702 Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. 204 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,808 Maybe there's some wiggle room 205 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:29,075 if there's enough money or somebody got pregnant. 206 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:32,784 But you've got at Ieast three points on your husband, 207 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,878 and your frock says you didn't do it for the money, 208 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,515 and your breasts say that you haven't had any kids. 209 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,617 So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error? 210 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,355 Numbers don't Iie. 211 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,365 We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has, 212 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,027 and the most Iikely culprit is an STD. 213 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,505 You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer, 214 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,804 and I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die. 215 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,105 Is your friend single? 216 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,167 No. 217 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,412 And I've always been faithful. 218 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,820 I would've bet money something would go wrong. 219 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,789 Let's rotate him back. 220 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,887 FOREMAN: He's bleeding into his ocular orbit. 221 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,725 LP wouldn't do this. 222 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,733 Lots of pressure behind. Gotta relieve it. 223 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,671 (MACHINES BEEPING) 224 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,770 What's going on? What are they doing? 225 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,212 I should go. 226 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,978 I seem to have torn my stitches. 227 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,895 You collapsed in the hall, tore your stitches. 228 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,802 I remember. I was there. 229 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,569 How's your gut? It's hurting? 230 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,803 You shoot the guy who sold her the gun? 231 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:09,746 She Iocked herself in the garage, and she started the car. 232 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,451 You shoot the guy who sold her the garage-door opener? 233 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,114 You're an ass. 234 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,282 Now that is a bold position to take given that I shot you. 235 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,223 The shooting just makes you an idiot. 236 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:25,127 You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag, Iike you did a good thing. 237 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,596 You're an ass and a hypocrite. 238 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,293 You don't believe in rules. You do whatever you think is right. 239 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,836 That's all I did. You were my role model. 240 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,338 Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag. 241 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:37,341 I didn't commit to honor her. I didn't commit to never Iie to her. 242 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,344 If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot. 243 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,312 If you'd kept your pistols in your pants... 244 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,872 It's my fault she's dead! 245 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,083 I know it. 246 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,718 But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a Iittle bit yours, too? 247 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,294 That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up. 248 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,497 Here's how Iife works. 249 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,927 You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. 250 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,266 Not both. 251 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,073 HOUSE: Infections don't make your eyes pop out. 252 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,408 CHASE: We should get back. You're supposed be chained to your bed. 253 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,109 I'm not done eating. Got to be some sort of bleeding disorder. 254 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,949 This is really stupid. 255 00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:26,853 If my stitches pop out again, I got three doctors to save me. 256 00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:31,052 Could be some sort of weakness in the Iining of the ocular veins. 257 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,131 Okay, I'II be you guys. 258 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,493 (IMITATING CHASE) No way, mate, too much blood to just be a vein. 259 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:41,433 (IMITATING FOREMAN) No way, Hizzy, if it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding. 260 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,474 (IMITATING CAMERON) Actually, he'd be dead. 261 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,907 He could've had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled, 262 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,503 which could've been caused by Wegener's. 263 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,707 You'd think the surgeon would've noticed a giant growth 264 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,444 while he was sticking the eyeball back in. 265 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,452 Tongue and eyes are sick, what about the nose? 266 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,385 It's right in between them. Why isn't it sick? 267 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,548 So it's not spreading. It's got a common source. 268 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,182 Which can only be what? 269 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,386 The brain, except the CT was clean. 270 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,361 Check the brain's trash. See what it's hiding. 271 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,920 The brain doesn't have a Iymph system. 272 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,829 I know. AII its garbage just blows off, 273 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,334 gets caught in the snow fence by the side of the road. 274 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:13,337 You're referring to the blood-brain barrier. 275 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,299 What else? Biopsy the barrier. 276 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,173 Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first? 277 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,235 Try some relatively safe treatments? 278 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,612 Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him on Mebendazole in case it's a worm. 279 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:28,210 And Levofloxacin in case it's an infection that slipped by the first antibiotic. 280 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,653 And Azithromycin for STDs. 281 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,859 I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around. 282 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,162 If I was married to her, I certainly... 283 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,789 CAMERON: House. 284 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,733 The patient isn't married. He's a widower. 285 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:50,501 Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself. 286 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,304 My body is fine. 287 00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,345 My mind, on the other hand... 288 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,041 Maybe she was a girlfriend. 289 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,243 Or maybe she was just trying to jerk you around. 290 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,513 I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor. 291 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,986 The patient only had six visitors, 292 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,523 two females, no babes. His mother and his aunt. 293 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,752 So they missed someone. They're not security. 294 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,159 My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass. 295 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,562 They were a Iittle busy trying to save the guy's Iife. 296 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,226 There's only one possible conclusion. 297 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,369 It was a hallucination. 298 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,765 What does that Iook Iike to you? Point six? 299 00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:23,865 Anesthesia? 300 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:27,378 No. It's got to be six smudge. Let's say you're right. 301 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,938 It wouldn't be that uncommon after a trauma, after that much blood Ioss. 302 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,474 If my perceptions are compromised, then my judgment is compromised. 303 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:38,717 What if his wife told me that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese Ieper? 304 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,691 So pull yourself off the case. 305 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:41,885 And the next case? 306 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,985 You take two weeks, you recover. 307 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,052 What if I don't? 308 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,564 What if it wasn't the shooting? 309 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,726 The guy who sees connections between everything 310 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,930 sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions? 311 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,233 What if it was the surgery? 312 00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:59,175 What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches and Iost two pints of blood? 313 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,781 Why did Gillick give me Ketamine during my surgery? 314 00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,150 Working. 315 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:10,210 We need to talk. 316 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,750 Get back to the ICU. Who uncuffed you? 317 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,556 Why would a surgeon administer Ketamine? 318 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,460 Who showed you your surgical file? 319 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,690 How do you know it's mine? 320 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,166 Because your patient hasn't had surgery, and you don't care about anybody else. 321 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,534 My anesthesia was almost nonexistent, and yet I wasn't awake. 322 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,870 For some reason, somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma 323 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,671 instead of just putting me out. 324 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,335 There are plenty of reasons to use... 325 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:37,348 Fine. I'II go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right? 326 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,621 It worked. 327 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,493 There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain 328 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:58,229 by inducing comas and Ietting the mind basically reboot itself. 329 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,170 There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back, 330 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,937 which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't. 331 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,670 You had no right. 332 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,771 To heal you? 333 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,145 You messed with my brain. 334 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,808 Why are you so upset? 335 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,713 Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms? 336 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,450 Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations? 337 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:20,514 No. 338 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,385 It's a point of principle. 339 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,563 Test was negative. 340 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,967 No trash against the fence. 341 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,299 CAMERON: Is your Ieg really better? 342 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,397 Don't worry, I'm sure something else is wrong. 343 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,169 We did find blood. 344 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,434 On which side? The wrong side. 345 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,739 First thing that makes sense. 346 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:43,212 The wrong side's the wrong side. It can't make sense. 347 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,080 It'd mess with his brain, wouldn't cause fever. 348 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,846 He's been sleeping a Iot Iately. 349 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,909 You worried? 350 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,584 I marked a change of meds on his chart. 351 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:57,217 Foreign object, body wants to get rid of it, that causes the fever. 352 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,524 BIood's a foreign object? 353 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,121 FOREMAN: In the brain Iining it is. 354 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,393 BIood dyscrasia means cancer. 355 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,490 Find it. 356 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,468 AII the tests... Have been negative. 357 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,437 What do you do if your trashcans are full? 358 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,199 You use your neighbor's trashcans. 359 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,244 Except it's still Iight outside, your neighbor will see you. 360 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,214 So you go out the back way into an alley and drop off your trash by their garage. 361 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,342 We'II check the Iymphatic system in the chest. 362 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,683 You got that from trash cans in the alley? 363 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,415 The saliva glands from the tongue 364 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,787 are connected to the Iymphatic system in the Iungs. 365 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,383 It's the next Iymphatic system over. 366 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,089 Yeah. 367 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,492 Go get Iung Iymph. 368 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,770 How did he know that? 369 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,275 I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart. 370 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:49,507 Right. 371 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,118 'Cause you have nothing but respect for him. 372 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:59,249 Maybe he knew the answer because the question 373 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,455 wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought. 374 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,896 Maybe he's not getting smarter, 375 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,635 you're getting dumber. 376 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,926 You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel. 377 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,297 You claim to hate rules. 378 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:44,165 But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. 379 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,472 And it's a nice simple rule, 380 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:52,335 tell the blunt, honest truth 381 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,475 in the starkest, darkest way. 382 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,506 And what will be, will be. 383 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:01,418 What will be, should be. 384 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:06,513 And everyone else is a coward. 385 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,489 But you're wrong. 386 00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:15,257 It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. 387 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,695 People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice. 388 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:25,466 They do it because they got an ounce of humility. 389 00:22:29,915 --> 00:22:33,009 Because they know that they will make mistakes, 390 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:36,819 and they know that their actions have consequences, 391 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:42,120 and they know that those consequences are their fault. 392 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,596 Why do you want so bad not to be human, House? 393 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,879 No, he's awake. 394 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,709 House, we need to talk to you. 395 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,718 How the hell did you know I was awake? 396 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,777 Your nostrils flare when you sleep. 397 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,447 No, they do not. 398 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:12,512 Fine. I'm Iying. 399 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,656 Test was negative. You knew? 400 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,218 Force of habit. Showed no cancer. 401 00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,957 No reason why he's got a fever of 103, 402 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:21,794 and no reason why his tongue won't fit in his mouth. 403 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,028 He's post-op. Chase is getting him up and around. 404 00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:27,299 It's important that you're up ASAP after surgery. 405 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,597 You think you can urinate? 406 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,646 It's getting bigger! 407 00:23:41,453 --> 00:23:43,887 Are you getting aroused? 408 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,946 No! Not that part! 409 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,151 Oh, God, it hurts! 410 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,755 It's not stopping! 411 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,661 Surgeons found no evidence of a burst artery. 412 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:01,832 The blood had to come from somewhere, you took a shower in it. 413 00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:03,496 Trauma? 414 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:06,442 Do you think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels 415 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,979 and poke out his eye and swell up his tongue? 416 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:10,173 Keep riding. 417 00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,684 I got a bet with my physio that I can do 100 klicks by Friday. 418 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:16,186 What about blood from the kidneys? 419 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,422 Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter. 420 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,985 There's no way it would mess with the scrotum. 421 00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:27,998 Yeah, basic human anatomy. 422 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:32,066 Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that the problem Iies elsewhere. 423 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,970 But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever, 424 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,905 maybe we should even question the basics. 425 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,408 Maybe he's not human? 426 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,810 An anatomical defect would seem more Iikely, but Iet's not rule that one out. 427 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,043 Even more Iikely, he is human, his anatomy is where it's supposed to be, 428 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,311 but he has testicular cancer. 429 00:24:47,385 --> 00:24:48,852 CAMERON: We tested for cancer. 430 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,444 FOREMAN: We tested the Iymph system in his chest. 431 00:24:50,522 --> 00:24:51,682 CHASE: Surgeons found no growths. 432 00:24:51,756 --> 00:24:54,247 FOREMAN: Surgeon was trying to put everything back where it was. 433 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,657 They weren't doing an inventory. 434 00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:59,857 May have been Iucky. You don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills. 435 00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,296 Probably eroded some vessel. 436 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,458 Yeah, yeah, I know. 437 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,331 The question is why I didn't think of it. 438 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:07,394 Well, eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation. 439 00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,940 Sack blowing up, on the other hand... 440 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:13,307 If you could think of everything yourself, you wouldn't need a team to annoy. 441 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,209 I screwed up some basic anatomy, 442 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,580 and I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem. 443 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:22,814 You think there's any way I would've done that before Cuddy messed with my brain? 444 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,856 She was trying to help you, and it worked. 445 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:28,086 Yeah, I can run Iike the wind, but I can't think. 446 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,224 And seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete, 447 00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:34,288 it Iooks to me as if she screwed me over big time. 448 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,734 You don't want a healthy Ieg. 449 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:40,964 Oh, here we go. 450 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,270 If you've got a good Iife, if you're healthy, you've got no reason to bitch. 451 00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:45,639 No reason to hate Iife. 452 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:46,734 Well, here's the flaw in your argument. 453 00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:49,177 If I enjoy hating Iife, I don't hate Iife, I enjoy it. 454 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:51,442 I didn't say it was rational. 455 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,011 HIV testing is 99% accurate, 456 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:58,283 which means there are some people who test positive, 457 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:01,052 who Iive with their own impending doom for months or years 458 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:02,753 before finding out everything's okay. 459 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:06,786 Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness, or even anger. 460 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,824 They get depressed. 461 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,197 Not because they wanted to die, 462 00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,828 but because they've defined themselves by their disease. 463 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:15,668 Suddenly what made them them, isn't real. 464 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,901 I don't define myself by my Ieg. 465 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:21,275 No. You have taken it one step further. 466 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,976 The only way you could come to terms with your disability 467 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,917 was to somehow make it mean nothing. 468 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,188 So you had to redefine everything. 469 00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,859 You have dismissed anything physical, 470 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:39,953 anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual. 471 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:42,124 Why are you protecting her? 472 00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:49,005 Because she's done nothing wrong. 473 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,801 You're completely comfortable with what she did to me? 474 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:55,539 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 475 00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,080 You agonize over moral choices. 476 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:03,049 You're not completely comfortable with anything 477 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:07,182 until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side. 478 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:10,359 I've known what she did for six hours. 479 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:13,226 How come you're acting Iike you've known for days? 480 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:16,192 What do I have? 481 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:18,098 You're not sick. What do I have? 482 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,295 You need to calm down! 483 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,861 I have my brain! That's it! 484 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:22,372 We were trying to help you. 485 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,341 Yeah, nobody tries to screw up, they just do. 486 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,106 You were out of control. You were shooting morphine. 487 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:29,976 I can make people better. 488 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:32,414 And you two decide to trade that for jogging shoes! 489 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,214 If you're suffering from side-effects, then we can Iook at that. 490 00:27:35,286 --> 00:27:36,947 You value the physical so much. 491 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:39,923 Let me put this in terms you can understand. 492 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,493 You're unbelievable. 493 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,998 Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear, 494 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:51,558 you still couch it in Iogical terms. 495 00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:52,796 Are you hallucinating? 496 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:53,860 Yeah, I'm hallucinating. 497 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,735 No, I mean right now. 498 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:57,502 MORIARTY: Are you hallucinating? 499 00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:02,111 How did you know I was... 500 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,080 You were yelling at me. 501 00:28:04,783 --> 00:28:06,375 You were calling me Wilson. 502 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:07,440 No. 503 00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:10,454 You're Iosing it, House. 504 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,024 I never call Wilson by his name. 505 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,285 Yeah, right. 506 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,123 Now the hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened. 507 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,493 You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee. 508 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,930 You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here? 509 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,959 Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee. The bathroom was the hallucinatee. 510 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,834 Bathroom. It figures. 511 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,530 What figures? 512 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:33,872 You wet your bed. 513 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:36,541 Damn it. 514 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,106 Test was negative. 515 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,209 No. 516 00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:44,312 AFP and beta HCG say no testicular cancer. 517 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,085 So, Iet's recap. We've just ruled out everything, 518 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:48,250 which doesn't make sense. 519 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,817 So the answer has to be something that doesn't make sense. 520 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,523 Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human. 521 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,093 The test was negative. 522 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,532 For him being human? 523 00:28:57,602 --> 00:28:59,661 Everything was right where it's supposed to be. 524 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,399 AII the tubes go where they're supposed to go. 525 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:05,034 Most Iikely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis. 526 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,844 (TAPPING) 527 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,921 Did you find out if his father hunched? 528 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:22,423 His father have trouble peeing? 529 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:26,459 His father have sex with his own mother? 530 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:29,898 If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right. 531 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,698 If the answers are no, assume you're right, 532 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,966 but biopsy some prostate Iymphs just to be sure. 533 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,099 But then we'd have to cut through his stomach, 534 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:41,339 and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery... 535 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:43,812 He doesn't clearly have anything. 536 00:29:47,385 --> 00:29:49,182 How did I get here? 537 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:51,780 What are you talking about? 538 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:54,317 I was in the ICU, 539 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:59,518 and then I was coming down these stairs with you guys. 540 00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,222 What happened in between? 541 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:08,136 I don't remember how I got here. 542 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:23,077 I'm taking myself off my case. 543 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,180 Your patient is in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two... 544 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:27,986 I think I'm Iosing my mind. 545 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:31,358 I'm having blackouts. 546 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,192 You said you weren't having any... 547 00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:34,322 I Iied. 548 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,527 If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point. 549 00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:41,663 Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds. 550 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,467 I'm off the case. 551 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,941 Why did you jump up when I came in? 552 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,951 I thought you were going to attack me again. 553 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:56,952 Again? 554 00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,613 Yeah, you were in my face. 555 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:01,515 You were... No, I wasn't. 556 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,755 You came in here with Wilson and... 557 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:05,022 That was a hallucination. 558 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:06,120 No, you... 559 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,186 Which means this is a hallucination. 560 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,884 How can I tell what's real and what's not? 561 00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:34,816 Everything Iooks the same, sounds the same, 562 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,819 tastes the same. 563 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:44,168 Seems Iike I'd be the Iast person you'd want to ask. 564 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,497 Why not? 565 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,966 You're obviously not here. I'm obviously not here. 566 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,568 Which means this is a creation of my mind, which means I'm really just asking myself. 567 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:57,240 If you're talking to yourself, that's a Iot of unnecessary explanation. 568 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:59,442 Hey, I'm trying to work this out. 569 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:02,680 That requires give and take, even in my own mind. 570 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,315 What was the question? 571 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,517 How can I tell what's real? 572 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:09,483 Does it matter? 573 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,094 That doesn't sound Iike something I'd ask. 574 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:16,065 AII right. Your concern is that if you act in the real world 575 00:32:16,134 --> 00:32:19,934 based on information that's not real, the results are impossible to foresee. 576 00:32:20,004 --> 00:32:21,130 With you so far. 577 00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:24,641 But information is incapable of harm in and of itself. 578 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:29,078 Ideas are neither good nor bad but merely as useful as what we do with them. 579 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:31,980 Only actions can cause harm. 580 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:35,119 That sounds Iike me. 581 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:39,282 So you do nothing. You refrain from taking any actions. 582 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,853 You continue to throw out your ideas as you always would, 583 00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:48,422 but if they're based on faulty assumptions, your team will point that out. 584 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:51,701 They won't do anything that could hurt him. 585 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,435 So I trust my team? 586 00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:58,864 Test was negative. 587 00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,103 No blood in the prostate. 588 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,543 No structural abnormalities. 589 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:05,013 If something doesn't make sense, what does that mean? 590 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,317 It's not rhetorical. 591 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:12,482 I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem. 592 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:14,650 It means you're wrong. 593 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,694 It means one of your assumptions is wrong. 594 00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:19,161 Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 595 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,424 So what are our assumptions? 596 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,898 We don't have any. We're just guessing and testing. 597 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,366 We assume the tests are right. 598 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,300 We've already re-done them. Twice. 599 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,531 Let's go more basic. 600 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:29,698 What's more basic than the test results? 601 00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,605 The tests themselves. 602 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,711 What does a biopsy consist of? 603 00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,871 You take a sample. 604 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,209 Define sample. 605 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:41,243 It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem. 606 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:43,583 You go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water. 607 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:46,384 It's got no fish in it. Does that mean no fish in the ocean? 608 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:47,788 We can do another biopsy. 609 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,554 We could fill another cup of water. 610 00:33:49,627 --> 00:33:51,891 But we gotta dive in. We got to see what's actually in there. 611 00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,760 We can't operate, he's got a bleeding problem. 612 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:55,526 We assume he's got a bleeding problem. 613 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,296 Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed, 614 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,269 causing parts of his body to blow up. 615 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:05,139 Assuming that crazy assumption is correct, if we operate on him, we'II kill him. 616 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,576 What if we could find a way to do this surgery 617 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:12,415 without giving him more than a paper cut? 618 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:17,445 You want to Iet a robot operate on me? 619 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:19,547 The technology is amazing. 620 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:22,457 It magnifies everything 10 times. It's 10 times the accuracy. 621 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,859 No way. I want a person. 622 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,089 A person would be controlling... 623 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:27,631 People suck. 624 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,368 People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue 625 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,462 into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled-on face. 626 00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:37,975 If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night, 627 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,839 choose warm and soft. 628 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:43,711 You want someone to write you a poem, pick the sensitive Ioner. 629 00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,806 If all you care about is that something's done right, 630 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,145 pick the guy with the metal head. 631 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:49,516 No way. No way, no way. 632 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,647 You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on. 633 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,782 House, what are you doing? 634 00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,823 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. 635 00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:00,789 Just throwing out ideas. 636 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:04,096 I think that you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the OR. 637 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:05,897 But I may be out of my mind. 638 00:35:15,446 --> 00:35:17,004 Relax, Cameron. 639 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:19,583 I'm not going to cut you. 640 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:22,483 I just wanna show what this puppy can do. 641 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:25,147 It can make one-millimeter incisions. 642 00:35:25,823 --> 00:35:27,950 You don't know how small that is? 643 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,050 It's small even in metric. 644 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:34,187 If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you, 645 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:36,327 stop me. 646 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,468 Delicate, no? 647 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:22,806 House. 648 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,105 Does that hurt? 649 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,587 Seen enough. 650 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:34,382 No. 651 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,287 That wasn't a question. 652 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,625 You either do this, or you die. 653 00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,860 You've wasted your Iife. 654 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:46,926 Yeah. 655 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:53,042 If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself to finding someone worthy to shoot. 656 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,005 If I had killed you, would it have mattered? 657 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,275 Not to me. Have you got a pen? 658 00:36:58,349 --> 00:37:00,180 You don't care if you Iive or die? 659 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:03,709 I care because I Iive. I can't care if I'm dead. 660 00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,715 I don't want to hear semantics. 661 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:08,816 You anti-semantic bastard. 662 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:12,721 Would anybody care that the world Iost that wit? 663 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:13,991 Working here. 664 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,465 That's all right. You don't have to say anything. 665 00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:19,264 Just Iet me soak into your subconscious. 666 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:25,402 You think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. 667 00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:29,802 Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count. 668 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,211 Caring doesn't count. 669 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,444 But a man's Iife can be measured 670 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:37,919 by how many tears are shed when he dies. 671 00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:43,049 Just because you can't measure them, 672 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:46,396 just because you don't want to measure them, 673 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:49,658 doesn't mean it's not real. 674 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,704 That does not make sense. 675 00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:02,540 And even if I'm wrong, you're still miserable. 676 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:07,442 Did you really think that your Iife's purpose 677 00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:10,976 was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return? 678 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,182 No. 679 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,753 MORIARTY: You believe there's no purpose to anything. 680 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,726 Even the lives you save, you dismiss. 681 00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:29,401 You turn the one decent thing in your life 682 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:32,306 and you taint it, strip it of all meaning. 683 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,980 You're miserable for nothing. 684 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:46,514 And I don 't know why you'd want to live. 685 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:52,820 (CAR ENGINE IDLING) 686 00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:10,778 I'm sorry. 687 00:39:24,962 --> 00:39:26,759 I know what's wrong. 688 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,237 House, get out of here, you're not sterile. 689 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,731 He'II be fine. 690 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:39,002 CHASE: Great. 691 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:42,302 What's he got? 692 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:46,578 How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case? 693 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:50,346 I'm having hallucinations, blackouts. 694 00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:54,413 But you're always insane, and you're always right. 695 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,659 I'm almost always eventually right. 696 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,089 You have no way of knowing when eventually is. 697 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:05,602 Every time I've had an epiphany on this one, 698 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,966 you guys were right on board. 699 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:10,506 No challenges, nothing to explain. 700 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:15,178 No offense, but either you guys are getting smarter or I'm getting dumber. 701 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,373 We've worked with you Iong enough to know... 702 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:20,281 I know the test results even before you enter the room. 703 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,478 We have identical knowledge. 704 00:40:22,853 --> 00:40:23,945 How is that possible? 705 00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:25,045 You're wrong. 706 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:27,147 If something doesn't make sense, 707 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,488 one of your assumptions has to be wrong. 708 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,825 Because if it doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 709 00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:37,563 But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real? 710 00:40:38,335 --> 00:40:40,667 House, you're Iosing it. 711 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,929 I've Iost it. 712 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,972 Why did you stop me? 713 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:50,240 Because I think you're going to kill him. 714 00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:53,442 No, you don't think that. You know it. 715 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,644 Because you're in my head. 716 00:40:56,921 --> 00:41:00,652 As Iong as the delusion makes sense, my mind Iets it go on. 717 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:04,818 I have to make it not make sense. I have to 718 00:41:04,895 --> 00:41:08,092 push it past the point where it can trick my mind. 719 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,625 If this is a nightmare, you're gonna wake up. 720 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,431 If it's real, you're killing a man. 721 00:41:13,504 --> 00:41:16,166 It's also possible that I may already be dead. 722 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,935 And I don't believe in the afterlife. 723 00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,771 House, go back to your room. 724 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:21,869 If this is a hallucination, it's a good one. 725 00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,436 You're pain-free. You can walk. 726 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:27,211 It's not real. Therefore, it's meaningless. I want meaning. 727 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:33,387 (MACHINES BEEPING) 728 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,000 (EKG FLATLINES) 729 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,962 Oh, God. 730 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:47,692 Goodbye. 731 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:50,495 CHASE: He was shot. Twice. 732 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,502 Once in the abdomen, once in the neck. 733 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,231 Hello. It's gonna be okay. 734 00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:55,829 You're gonna be okay. 735 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:57,339 You don't know nothing. 736 00:42:58,275 --> 00:42:59,640 Tell Cuddy 737 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:02,970 I want Ketamine.