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# Down in my heart #
I have a joy joy joy joy
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# Down in my heart #
# Down in my heart to stay #
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[All whoop in joy]
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Do you feel the spirit?
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All:
Yeah! Halleluiah!
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And in the 39th year of his reign,
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Asa was diseased in his feet,
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until the disease was exceedingly great.
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Yet...
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he didn't seek help from the Lord,
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but from the physicians.
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Now, there is nothing wrong
with seeing a doctor.
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But can a doctor heal through the power
that Jesus gave his disciples?
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Men of science can walk
through life with blindfolds
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never knowing that you or I
could not take a single step
if we were not uplifted by God.
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Agnes,
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thank you for letting me
an instrument of God's love for you.
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In faith...
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Oh...
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all things are possible.
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My friends,
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I want you to let Agnes
feel the wave of faith
in this church here today
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lifting her into God's hands.
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[All cheer]
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You can do it.
Come on, sister.
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"Oh Happy Day"
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Praise Jesus.
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# Oh happy day #
# (Oh happy day) #
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Thank you, God!
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Thank you, Lord!
Thanks be to God!
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Thank you, Lo--
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Oof!
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Oof, oof!
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No!
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Son!
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Dad, I think I need a doctor.
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Agh!
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2X19 - House vs God
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Original Airdate (FOX): 25 APR-2006
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Did you remember my DVD player?
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Well, if you wanted it,
you shouldn't have left it behind
when you moved out.
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Now I get it.
It's a drag watching porn on VHS.
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I'll call you
as soon as I'm done with it.
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That's if you ever
get a phone installed.
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Oh, forget it.
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I'll come by and get it myself.
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After work? Thursday?
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Won't be home Thursday.
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No problem, I still have a key.
I can let myself in and out.
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I guess maybe I could
bring it in tomorrow.
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After all, how many times
can you hit pause
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at the part where Lindsay Lohan
wins the spelling bee?
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What is it about
girls who can spell?
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It's math contest.
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What is it about girls
who can count?
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It's poker night, isn't it?
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[Elevator dings]
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You said weeks ago
that I could play.
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- Stop making excuses.
- Gotta go.
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Building full of sick people.
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If I hurry,
maybe I can avoid them.
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The abdominal series showed
no evidence of obstruction.
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What'd you have to eat?
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Chicken sandwich.
We travel. Lots of fast food.
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Thank you.
I barely felt it.
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You're welcome.
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God told me you were kind.
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You talk to God?
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God's presence often descends on Boyd
to help him guide others.
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This been going on long?
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Since he was ten.
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God told me
I would meet a woman healer...
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who was harboring vengeful thoughts
about a man she works with.
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That's God's job.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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- His urine is dilute.
- What does that mean?
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It could mean that for some reason
his kidneys aren't purifying
the way they should,
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which would let toxins
accumulate in his body.
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We'll run the blood work
and see what it tells us.
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Thank you, I appreciate it.
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God talks to him?
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It's not psychosis,
he's just religious.
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The only medical issue that
showed up on the blood work
is low sodium.
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No, you talk to God, you're religious.
God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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A lot of people experience their religion
as something more than symbolic.
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- That doesn't mean--
- God ever talk to you when
you where in the seminary?
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No.
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God's loss, our gain.
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He's either psychotic
or a scam artist.
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He was actually
really impressive.
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Well, yeah...
with the burning bush and all,
it's quite the show.
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He was intelligent, polite, dignified.
He's not a typical 15-year-old.
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And he told Cameron God wants her to stop being pissed at me over the article.
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God knows you stole
Cameron's article?
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He knows she's
"harboring vengeful thoughts."
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I'm over it.
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Yeah, I can tell that from
the Berlin Wall of body language
between you.
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I'm shocked
that he picked up on it.
Low sodium.
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Check for Addison's?
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No pigmentation and
potassium levels were normal.
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Cirrhosis?
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Liver feels fine.
Transaminases are normal.
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[ Sighs]
We should monitor his saline intake
to correct the low sodium.
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No more than one MEQ
per liter per hour.
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And let's push the patient history.
See if there's any evidence
of drugs or other delusions.
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I'll take care of it.
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You're gonna talk to a patient?
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God talks to him.
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It'd be arrogant of me
to assume that I'm better than God.
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So, you're a "faith healer."
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Or is that a pejorative?
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Do you prefer something like
"Divine health management"?
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I though God might have
mentioned that I was coming.
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I'm okay with"faith healer", Dr. House.
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Oh! That's a nice one.
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You didn't even go with...
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"I see an H and a medical coat."
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The nurses talk about you a lot.
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Ah, don't believe them.
I keep a sock in my pants.
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Faith, that's another word
for ignorance, isn't it?
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I never understood how people
could be so proud of believing in
something with no proof at all.
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Like that's an achievement.
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God's asking for our trust.
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You can't love somebody
and not trust them.
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Trust has to be earned.
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You can't trust someone
hiding in a closet.
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You don't trust anyone.
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You seem lucid.
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There's no confusion,
no lethargy.
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What drugs
have you been taking?
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Nothing.
Uh, some aspirin. I...
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get focused on something,
I forget to eat-- Next thing you know,
I've got a hunger headache.
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So aspirin and hospitals are okay.
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That's an interesting attitude for
someone who's kept any number of people
from getting medical help.
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Just because
I believe in prayer doesn't mean
I don't believe in germs and toxins.
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That bottle's been opened before.
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You refilled it
at the water cooler.
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Yes.
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How often do you do that?
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A few times an hour.
He likes to stay hydrated.
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You think germs
might have gotten in?
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I think water
might have gotten in.
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We can adjust your pain meds.
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Again?
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Suppose we increase
your Oxycodone.
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We both know the only reason
I'm talking lucidly now
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is because I did not take
my full dose this morning.
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You've done your best.
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And I have been
a good soldier.
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It's time
we accept it's over.
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What about the trip
you were talking about taking?
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You've wanted to see Florence
since you were a teenager, right?
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Yeah, go now.
All drugged up.
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It's not exactly the trip
I've been dreaming of.
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Okay, but you're strong.
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You're dealing with this.
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And there is the right combination of
pain meds out there. And we'll find it.
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Don't give up on us.
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And don't be startled by
the sound you're about to hear.
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[Bangs at a door]
Excuse me.
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I have a friend
with boundary issues.
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[Crow caws]
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Can this wait five minutes?
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Is she dying?
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Yeah.
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Before the end of this consult?
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They could build monuments
to your self-centeredness.
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Patient. 15-year-old.
Faith healer. Hotline to God.
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- What are his symptoms?
- He is not a saint.
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He figures out what's going on
in people's lives by watching,
listening, deducing.
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And you're worried about
trademark infringement?
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Then he passes on advice from God
so he can watch them jump.
It's a power trip.
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Ah, and there the similarities end.
Why is he here?
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I fear for the human race.
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A teenager claims to be the voice of God and
people with advanced degrees are listening.
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The majority of Americans
believe in a personal God.
What are his symptoms?
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Massive cramps, low sodium.
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Turns out he's been
drinking water non-stop.
God told him to purify his body.
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Huge water intake
would cause low sodium.
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Which would cause
the cramping. Yeah, I got it.
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What, that's it?
You solved it.
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You just brought me out here
to rant because faith annoys you?
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Mm-hmm. He's all better.
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You know, I'd get it
if people were just looking
for a way to fill the holes.
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But they want the holes.
They wanna live in the holes.
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And they go nuts when
someone else pours dirt in their holes.
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Climb out of your holes, people!
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# Go tell it on the mountain #
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# Over the hills and everywhere #
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# Go tell it on the mountain #
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# That Jesus Christ is born #
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# Go tell it on the mountain #
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# Over the hills and everywhere #
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# Go tell it on the mountain #
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# That Jesus Christ is born #
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Boyd, are you all right?
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# Go tell it on the mountain #
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Boyd.
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# Over the hills and... #
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Come on.
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Let's go.
Can you tell meyour name?
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Do you know where you are?
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Boyd?
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Boyd?
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God doesn't want you to be afraid.
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He sent me here to heal you.
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You think he hasn't heard you prayers,
but he heard them all.
Even the ones you didn't say.
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Sorry. Boyd, come on.
Let's get you back to your room.
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In faith,
all things are possible.
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Let's go.
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Lord...
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I call on you to relieve
the suffering of your daughter.
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- Grace?
- And make her whole again.
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Hey, hey!
What are you doing? What is this?
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He's just had
a complex partial seizure.
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His disoriented.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
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Well get him back
to his room--now.
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You okay?
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Are we certain
he even had a seizure?
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Hymn singing and healing.
He does it all the time, doesn't he?
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Isn't it interesting
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that religious behavior is
so close to being crazy,
we can't tell 'em apart.
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The repetition,
the lack of affect and awareness.
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- It was a seizure.
- Infection?
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No fever.
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Could be Wilson's.
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Or maybe it's
a glycogen storage disease.
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- Or a brain tumor.
- Or tuberous sclerosis.
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Hmm.
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How to settle this?
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We could ask our patient to ask God.
Or we could MRI his brain.
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Which way do you wanna go?
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- 'Cause I'm open to all possibilities.
- House!
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Why the hell do you
let an unstable patient
wander the hallways?
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His leash broke.
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The last thing a terminal patient needs is
to hear somebody taunt them with a cure.
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She was freaked,
she was angry.
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And now she's
not freaked and angry.
And you are.
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She says
she's "feeling better".
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Maybe not singing and dancing, but
she's feeling just a little bit happy
for the first time in months.
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Sudden drop in pain
can create euphoria.
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You shouldn't let her
have her vacation?
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Oh, that's great.
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And when the vacation's over,
when she crash lands from all this denial?
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She was dealing with her illness.
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Now her expectations are rising.
247
00:14:15,096 --> 00:14:19,076
And you're not the one who
has to be there when all that false hope
gets yanked out from under her.
248
00:14:25,019 --> 00:14:27,317
Don't you guys
have anything to do?
249
00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:31,562
How long have you
been healing people?
250
00:14:31,928 --> 00:14:33,804
You believe
that's what I'm doing?
251
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,702
I'd like to.
252
00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:38,522
But you don't.
253
00:14:39,331 --> 00:14:42,439
Why do you always do things
you don't wanna do?
254
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:48,398
It's okay,
I don't expect a real answer.
255
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:07,625
God would probably want you
to take that stick out of your butt
and get over this.
256
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,143
If there is some higher order
running the universe,
257
00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:12,641
it's probably so different from
anything our species can conceive,
258
00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:14,985
there's no point
in even thinking about it.
259
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,888
But I doubt it gives a damn
about my butt.
260
00:15:17,972 --> 00:15:21,295
So you believe God might exist,
but you don't think about it?
261
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,352
It's the most important issue--
262
00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:25,284
I think penguins might as well
speculate about nuclear physics.
263
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:26,671
Why are we having
this conversation?
264
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:29,169
What? I'm curious.
265
00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:35,458
You cannot tell someone they are
your colleague and not a friend and
then casually chat about the afterlife.
266
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,098
You actually keep score?
267
00:16:00,369 --> 00:16:02,600
Your MRI results aren't done yet.
268
00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:05,370
Go back to your room.
No singing.
269
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:09,380
Well, you would get a point
for figuring why the low sodium.
270
00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:11,339
What are my guy's points for?
271
00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:16,653
Your trick about the spat between
Dr. Cameron and Dr. Foreman
apparently impressed someone.
272
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:18,327
And the second point?
273
00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:25,695
Do you think it could be
because I healed Grace?
274
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:29,093
She's been back
to see me. I like her.
275
00:16:29,178 --> 00:16:30,781
You like messing with people.
276
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:33,052
That's why you're here now.
277
00:16:33,136 --> 00:16:36,499
Maybe you think that
your batteries are powered by God,
maybe you don't.
278
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:39,032
Either way,
you enjoy what you do.
279
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,217
Yes.
280
00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:42,004
I like helping people.
281
00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:45,761
I get a rush when
I see the look on their faces when
they realize their burdens are gone.
282
00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:47,817
Mm, but you make sure
you're in the next state
283
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:51,551
by the time the endorphins wear off
and the arthritis comes back.
284
00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,766
That doesn't happen.
285
00:16:53,851 --> 00:16:57,110
Oh, you do extensive follow-up studies?
286
00:16:57,338 --> 00:16:58,752
God told me.
287
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:03,453
See, that's not fair.
We were having fun.
288
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:08,046
It's hard to keep sniping rationally
when you throw a bomb like that in there.
289
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,856
He spoke with me about you too.
290
00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:17,850
Forgive my enemies?
291
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:21,052
Never date a Taurus
when Mercury's in retrograde?
292
00:17:21,153 --> 00:17:23,940
Yeah, I learned that one myself--
the hard way.
293
00:17:24,024 --> 00:17:26,742
God says you look for
excuses to be alone.
294
00:17:26,847 --> 00:17:30,551
See, that is exactly the kind of
brilliance that sounds deep,
295
00:17:30,698 --> 00:17:35,000
but you could say it about any person
who doesn't pine for the social
approval of everyone he meets.
296
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:39,207
Which you were cleverly able to
deduce about me but not being a moron.
297
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,528
Next time tell God
to be more specific.
298
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:46,491
God wants you to invite
Dr. Wilson to your poker game.
299
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:03,712
Don't talk to my patient.
300
00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:05,791
What are you talking about?
301
00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:09,158
You get all huffy when my patient
stumbles into yours in the hallway.
302
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:11,775
But you got no qualms
about chatting my guy up.
303
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,206
This is fun,
it's like "Password".
304
00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:16,986
Keep talking, I'll jump in
when I get a clue what the hell
you're talking about.
305
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:19,855
God knows about
my poker game.
306
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,352
You think I told him?
307
00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:23,989
Either that or I start
going to church every Sunday.
308
00:18:24,051 --> 00:18:25,492
That would mess
with my bowling league.
309
00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:30,766
House, aside from yelling at him
to get back to his room,
I've never spoken to your patient.
310
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:38,491
MRI shows an abnormal area.
311
00:18:39,444 --> 00:18:41,477
Tuberous sclerosis.
312
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,772
It's the right neighborhood.
313
00:18:42,882 --> 00:18:43,987
Accounts for all the symptoms.
314
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:45,187
All of them.
315
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:48,347
Leading cortical tuber's
identifiable.
316
00:18:49,132 --> 00:18:50,392
We can do this surgically.
317
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,410
Tell our patient congratulations.
318
00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:55,790
Soon these chats with God
will be a thing of the past.
319
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,917
Tie goes to the mortal.
320
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:16,793
Did you know the Catholic Church
keeps a doctor at Lourdes?
321
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:18,735
He hears
the same thing every day.
322
00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:23,001
But out of the thousands of cases of
people who have claimed to feel better,
323
00:19:23,484 --> 00:19:28,103
the Catholic Church has only
recognized a handful as miracles.
324
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,666
But they do recognize a handful.
325
00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:33,016
Well, they're a church.
326
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:35,772
It's what they do.
327
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:43,354
Look, for the past couple of years,
the world's been getting smaller.
328
00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:46,000
Eight months, six months.
329
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,006
I watch a trailer for a movie...
330
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:53,969
and I think, am I gonna be here
when that comes out?
331
00:19:55,575 --> 00:19:58,893
But maybe there is still
a horizon out there.
332
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,397
You know, maybe...
333
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:04,248
Maybe I can make plans
for a year from now.
334
00:20:04,399 --> 00:20:06,240
Two years.
335
00:20:08,662 --> 00:20:10,498
I like the view.
336
00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:17,296
The view is a lie.
And if you believe it,
you're going to crash so hard...
337
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:21,629
Let me take
new images of your liver.
338
00:20:21,692 --> 00:20:23,788
You can't accept
that it could be true.
339
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,664
Well, if it is true,
you shouldn't be afraid of proving it.
340
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:35,090
Tuberous Sclerosis
is a genetic disorder.
341
00:20:35,158 --> 00:20:38,408
It causes small, benign tumors
to grow in various parts of the body.
342
00:20:38,493 --> 00:20:40,021
In this case, the brain.
343
00:20:40,079 --> 00:20:41,670
You said benign.
344
00:20:42,038 --> 00:20:45,580
They probably are.
But benign or not,
they're not in a good location.
345
00:20:45,664 --> 00:20:47,072
We need to remove them.
346
00:20:47,156 --> 00:20:48,615
You're talking brain surgery?
347
00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:51,557
His symptoms are getting worse
which means the tumors are growing.
348
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:56,857
Surgery will correct it all.
The chemical imbalance, the seizures,
the auditory hallucinations.
349
00:20:56,941 --> 00:20:58,623
Hallucinations?
350
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,175
Without the surgery,
it's just gonna get worse.
351
00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:04,148
It might even be fatal.
352
00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:08,935
With the surgery, your son should be
a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.
353
00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm not normal.
354
00:21:20,998 --> 00:21:22,987
I need you to talk to my patient.
355
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:24,562
I'll get this one.
356
00:21:25,889 --> 00:21:28,475
Why do I have the feeling
you're plotting world domination?
357
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:30,927
Moses is refusing surgery.
358
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:32,150
You have a gift.
359
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:35,280
People thank you for
telling them they're gonna die.
360
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:40,432
If I can get him to agree to surgery,
I want in on the poker game.
361
00:21:40,573 --> 00:21:44,156
You would let this kid die
just to get into a stupid game?
362
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,575
You'd let him die
just to keep me out?
363
00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:54,036
Hi.
364
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:58,301
I'm Dr. Wilson.
365
00:21:59,465 --> 00:22:01,136
I knew
they'd send somebody else.
366
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,147
That God has a big mouth.
367
00:22:03,274 --> 00:22:04,413
House.
368
00:22:05,879 --> 00:22:09,938
Can I ask why you don't
want the tumors removed?
369
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,682
God put them there
for a reason.
370
00:22:11,777 --> 00:22:15,030
You think God needs a telephone
in your head to talk to you?
371
00:22:15,114 --> 00:22:17,601
Isn't he everywhere?
It's not a long distance call, is it?
372
00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:19,104
This is the way
God does things.
373
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,546
Through natural law.
If he went around doing
big, flashy miracles all the time,
374
00:22:23,713 --> 00:22:26,028
- nobody would need faith.
- How come everyone else needs faith,
375
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,533
but you just get the guy
screaming his existence in your ear?
376
00:22:32,154 --> 00:22:33,382
Your turn.
377
00:22:37,682 --> 00:22:40,098
Do you think
God wants you to die?
378
00:22:40,098 --> 00:22:43,827
This is the way that the Lord
often is with his chosen ones.
379
00:22:43,892 --> 00:22:47,181
He gives the most trials
to those that he loves the most.
380
00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:50,567
How sweet.
You abdicate your authority.
381
00:22:50,652 --> 00:22:55,402
Avoid those tricky parental issues
like whether to let him drive at 16.
Just let him die at 15.
382
00:22:55,544 --> 00:23:03,849
So you believe
your son is... um, a saint.
383
00:23:04,476 --> 00:23:06,165
The way I understand it,
384
00:23:06,311 --> 00:23:09,165
one of the hallmarks
of a saint is humility.
385
00:23:09,276 --> 00:23:13,497
Someone with true humility would
consider the possibility that...
386
00:23:13,581 --> 00:23:16,364
God hadn't chosen him
for that kind of honor.
387
00:23:16,545 --> 00:23:20,346
He'd consider
the possibility that...
388
00:23:20,854 --> 00:23:23,609
he just had an illness.
389
00:23:30,241 --> 00:23:32,462
You have a gift
for manipulation.
390
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:35,191
I listen. I have an actual
conversation with people.
391
00:23:35,276 --> 00:23:37,801
Which, shockingly, does raise
the odds they'll be cooperative.
392
00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:38,952
That's what I'm saying.
393
00:23:39,036 --> 00:23:42,431
You read that kid, and
you manipulated the hell out of him.
394
00:23:45,212 --> 00:23:46,954
Bring pretzels.
395
00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:56,121
Hosue plays
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus"
on the piano
396
00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:58,299
[Knocks on the door]
397
00:23:58,323 --> 00:24:00,350
I know that knock!
398
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:04,318
Use your key,
I'm not getting up.
399
00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:18,811
Game's not till tomorrow night.
400
00:24:18,945 --> 00:24:21,011
And those aren't pretzels.
401
00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:25,139
I took some images
of Grace Palmieri's cancer.
402
00:24:27,198 --> 00:24:28,493
Yeah?
403
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,799
Her tumor has shrunk.
404
00:24:37,869 --> 00:24:39,572
[Stops playing piano]
405
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,422
Don't tell my patient.
406
00:25:00,092 --> 00:25:02,712
I want all records
on miracle woman.
407
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,957
Every test, every treatments
he's ever had.
408
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,327
Every question she's ever
answered in this hospital.
409
00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:09,106
And anything sent
from previous doctors.
410
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:11,164
Go back to neonatal
if you have...
411
00:25:15,093 --> 00:25:18,141
Which part of
"Keep them away from each other"
confused you?
412
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,597
They're friends.
413
00:25:20,089 --> 00:25:22,000
She thinks
he saved her life.
414
00:25:23,184 --> 00:25:26,993
And we've obligingly offered
medical proof that his delusions are true.
415
00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:29,572
They've withdrawn
permission for the surgery.
416
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,239
I've put the lawyers on it.
417
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:32,669
Her tumor shrank?
418
00:25:32,758 --> 00:25:34,014
I'm on it.
419
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:40,281
Tell Jesus that
we need another 24 hours
to normalize his sodium level.
420
00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:42,145
He's already normalized.
421
00:25:42,371 --> 00:25:45,571
Actually, tell Joseph.
Jesus'll know you're lying.
422
00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:49,632
And I want you and Foreman and Cameron
to go over every line of every file on that woman.
423
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:51,943
Isn't he the one
we're supposed to save?
424
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,377
The only way to save him is
to prove that she is still dying.
425
00:26:05,669 --> 00:26:07,155
MRI machine checks out.
426
00:26:07,239 --> 00:26:09,796
Maybe the radiologist mischarted
which machine they used.
427
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,628
I checked both. This is insane.
We're diagnosing a recovery.
428
00:26:14,712 --> 00:26:15,973
What about six months ago?
429
00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:18,118
Maybe there was a malfunction
on her before pictures.
430
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,218
Some shadow that made the tumor
look bigger than it really was.
431
00:26:21,302 --> 00:26:23,140
I'll go see
what I can find out.
432
00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:26,273
Maybe it's a delayed effect
from radiation.
433
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,381
Sometimes it can take a while.
434
00:26:27,465 --> 00:26:29,216
She hasn't had radiation
for six months.
435
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,088
- Here.
- Nowhere. Her records...
436
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:34,100
There's about a dozen appliances
in every home that give off radiation.
437
00:26:34,184 --> 00:26:37,710
Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster
if it was tied to the machine for a year.
438
00:26:37,794 --> 00:26:40,093
If the machine's operating properly.
439
00:26:40,326 --> 00:26:42,826
Sometimes remissions just happen.
440
00:26:43,998 --> 00:26:48,686
You think
House will just shrug and say that
if one of us doesn't check the home?
441
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,089
[Radiation counter buzzes]
442
00:27:16,499 --> 00:27:18,453
Kings on 9s.
443
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,007
Thank you.
444
00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:29,715
Wilson, this is... uh, dry cleaner,
tax accountant, guy from the bus stop.
445
00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:31,091
This is Wilson.
446
00:27:31,175 --> 00:27:32,750
How comehe gets a name?
447
00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:34,796
Seniority.
448
00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,615
Hello.
449
00:27:48,365 --> 00:27:51,005
[Phone rings]
450
00:27:51,788 --> 00:27:52,889
Find anything?
451
00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:56,487
You have any idea how many
electrical devices give off radiation?
452
00:27:56,713 --> 00:27:57,367
All of them.
453
00:27:57,451 --> 00:27:59,061
I'm gonna be here all night.
454
00:27:59,212 --> 00:28:00,842
Everybody's a whiner.
455
00:28:01,029 --> 00:28:03,440
Be a doer,
not a me too-er.
456
00:28:04,096 --> 00:28:05,315
Raise.
457
00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:07,324
I'm out.
458
00:28:07,738 --> 00:28:12,680
Chase:
She's got at least four different types
of pain pills here and an LED device.
459
00:28:16,316 --> 00:28:18,421
I'll raise your raise.
460
00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:23,640
Keep looking.
461
00:28:31,182 --> 00:28:32,323
Fold.
462
00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:34,728
[Laughs]
463
00:28:35,526 --> 00:28:39,589
You were bluffing.
He knew you were bluffing.
Your luck's changing tonight.
464
00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:43,576
So did they find anything?
465
00:28:43,724 --> 00:28:48,525
Or are you gonna have to accept the fact
that every now and then remissions happen?
466
00:29:04,627 --> 00:29:07,226
[Phone rings again]
467
00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:10,482
This call had better
be worth my time.
468
00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,836
This is what happens
when it's not our patient.
469
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,985
We don't know enough.
470
00:29:14,383 --> 00:29:15,897
That's why you're there.
471
00:29:16,149 --> 00:29:17,874
She's got a boyfriend.
472
00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:20,613
Unless you think
he's radioactive...
473
00:29:20,698 --> 00:29:22,764
He could show up any minute.
474
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:25,995
The honor of working for you
is not worth a felony charge.
475
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:27,560
Give me a minute.
476
00:29:36,243 --> 00:29:40,920
I'm saying the odds of you having
a straight flush are pretty low.
477
00:29:45,214 --> 00:29:46,395
House!
478
00:29:57,807 --> 00:29:59,836
I'll fold.
479
00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:00,920
Fold.
480
00:30:01,072 --> 00:30:02,067
Fold.
481
00:30:03,015 --> 00:30:04,623
I'm screwed, aren't I?
482
00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:17,386
[Chuckles]
483
00:30:17,473 --> 00:30:20,672
Nine bucks
for a straight flush.
484
00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:31,047
He's not coming home.
Relax.
485
00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:36,990
There's nothing in this universe
that can't be explained...
486
00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:38,611
Eventually.
487
00:30:40,057 --> 00:30:41,671
Take this game.
488
00:30:42,003 --> 00:30:45,278
Only two people knew
that you wanted in on it.
489
00:30:45,362 --> 00:30:46,693
I didn't tell him.
490
00:30:46,962 --> 00:30:48,411
I told you,
I didn't tell him.
491
00:30:48,495 --> 00:30:49,851
Why would you?
492
00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:54,550
The only person he's been getting
all intimate and conversational with
is your cancer chick.
493
00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:56,264
How would she know?
494
00:30:56,685 --> 00:31:01,040
The subject of my poker game
isn't likely to come up
in the course of a patient interview.
495
00:31:01,704 --> 00:31:06,274
No, that's the kind of thing
you mention to someone you're used to
sharing the details of you day with.
496
00:31:08,516 --> 00:31:09,559
Don't.
497
00:31:10,019 --> 00:31:11,470
Your rabbi...
498
00:31:11,771 --> 00:31:14,411
A guidance counselor.
A parent.
499
00:31:14,495 --> 00:31:15,831
She's not your mom, is she?
500
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:19,023
I'm seriously saying don't.
501
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,995
You've been having sex...
502
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,680
This is so not the place.
503
00:31:22,765 --> 00:31:25,232
With our miracle woman.
504
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:30,872
[Knocks on the door]
505
00:31:31,382 --> 00:31:33,885
Excuse me, may I...
May I talk to you?
506
00:31:33,987 --> 00:31:35,100
Of course.
507
00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:38,182
Boyd's getting dressed.
He's ready to check out.
508
00:31:38,248 --> 00:31:41,060
He can't check out
without your permission.
509
00:31:41,144 --> 00:31:43,014
His sodium level
still isn't normal.
510
00:31:43,085 --> 00:31:47,490
I told him.
He said that God said
it was okay, he was fine.
511
00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,571
Could you talk to him?
512
00:31:52,386 --> 00:31:54,199
Tell them
my name isn't Wilson.
513
00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:59,557
Most people in your situation
just have their careers to worry about.
514
00:31:59,663 --> 00:32:01,947
You've got that
and divine retribution.
515
00:32:02,031 --> 00:32:02,753
Tell them.
516
00:32:02,819 --> 00:32:05,765
Tell me how it happened,
and I'll tell them whatever you want.
517
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:10,833
She'd had a bad day.
Pain-wise.
518
00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:14,168
Her ride didn't show up
to take her home.
519
00:32:14,237 --> 00:32:15,649
So you offered.
520
00:32:15,733 --> 00:32:16,653
Yeah.
521
00:32:17,515 --> 00:32:19,490
She didn't have any groceries.
522
00:32:19,592 --> 00:32:21,288
She was too sick to go out. I...
523
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:25,059
figured I could afford
to take a half hour.
524
00:32:26,371 --> 00:32:29,839
- Pick her up and few things.
- And stay and make sure she's okay.
525
00:32:29,923 --> 00:32:30,878
Yeah.
526
00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:33,048
And never leave.
527
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,639
You told me
you got an apartment.
528
00:32:37,184 --> 00:32:38,689
But you moved in with her.
529
00:32:38,794 --> 00:32:40,533
You lied to me.
530
00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:41,897
Tell them.
531
00:32:43,952 --> 00:32:47,270
His name is not Wilson, and
he's screwed up worse than I am.
532
00:32:47,354 --> 00:32:50,458
Okay, yes, I lied to you.
I'm sorry.
533
00:32:50,542 --> 00:32:55,450
Half the doctors who specialize in oncology
turn into burnt out cases. But you,
534
00:32:55,534 --> 00:32:57,320
you eat neediness.
535
00:32:57,397 --> 00:32:58,988
Lucky for you.
536
00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:03,211
Thanks for the game, guys.
I don't think I'll be coming back.
537
00:33:03,211 --> 00:33:07,687
You're a functional vampire.
Sure, you're heroic, useful to society.
538
00:33:07,772 --> 00:33:09,850
But only because it feeds you.
539
00:33:12,514 --> 00:33:15,002
There's nothing worth stealing,
so don't even look.
540
00:33:21,081 --> 00:33:25,530
You don't just have a fetish
for needy people, you marry them!
541
00:33:25,615 --> 00:33:26,802
- Here we go!
- You mean it!
542
00:33:26,884 --> 00:33:30,566
And then time passes, suddenly
they're not so needy anymore.
543
00:33:30,923 --> 00:33:32,251
Your fault.
544
00:33:32,335 --> 00:33:33,932
You've been there
for them too much.
545
00:33:34,016 --> 00:33:37,546
They're getting
healthy, independent.
And that's just ugly.
546
00:33:37,748 --> 00:33:41,183
God, you must be
pissed at God right now.
Making her all happy.
547
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,196
Why are you doing this?
548
00:33:42,265 --> 00:33:43,904
Because you're being stupid.
549
00:33:44,008 --> 00:33:44,897
[Laughs]
550
00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:47,375
You know what you're risking
by sleeping with a patient.
551
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:51,362
Oh, that's crap. You're not mad
because I'm risking my job.
552
00:33:51,593 --> 00:33:53,234
You're not even mad
because I lied to you.
553
00:33:53,318 --> 00:33:55,520
You're mad because I lied to you,
and you couldn't tell.
554
00:33:55,605 --> 00:33:57,252
Yeah, you got me nailed.
555
00:33:57,331 --> 00:34:00,550
Yeah, that's why you didn't
want me in your poker game.
556
00:34:00,550 --> 00:34:02,466
Because when it comes
to being in control,
557
00:34:02,571 --> 00:34:05,176
Gregory House leaves
our faith healer kid in the dust.
558
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,897
And that's why
religious belief annoys you.
559
00:34:08,022 --> 00:34:10,123
Because if the universe
operates by abstract rules,
560
00:34:10,208 --> 00:34:12,414
you can learn them,
you can protect yourself.
561
00:34:12,522 --> 00:34:15,880
If a supreme being exists,
he can squash you any time he wants.
562
00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:18,055
He knows where I am.
563
00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:20,521
[Phone rings]
564
00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:21,806
I think it's yours.
565
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,127
Yeah.
566
00:34:27,034 --> 00:34:28,564
I'll be right there.
567
00:34:30,949 --> 00:34:33,748
Jesus is spiking a fever.
He's delusional.
568
00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:35,762
Tuberous sclerosis
doesn't cause fever.
569
00:34:35,846 --> 00:34:36,793
I know.
570
00:34:37,472 --> 00:34:38,964
I'll drive.
571
00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:48,205
Pick any random guy off the street.
Bring him in here,
572
00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:52,338
examine him exhaustively.
You will find at least
three things wrong with him.
573
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,781
This kid has
tuberous sclerosis.
574
00:34:54,953 --> 00:34:57,400
- A mild case.
- But his tumors are growing.
575
00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,664
We assumed that
the tumors were growing.
576
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:02,296
'Cause he's getting sicker.
But he could have grown old and died
577
00:35:02,363 --> 00:35:04,189
and never known about them
if he hadn't come here.
578
00:35:04,256 --> 00:35:07,509
We were looking for
something that was more or less
in the right part of the brain.
579
00:35:07,656 --> 00:35:11,231
It's like we found someone
standing over a dead body holding a gun.
580
00:35:11,315 --> 00:35:14,660
We arrested them,
didn't look any further.
Well, sometimes
581
00:35:14,852 --> 00:35:17,560
people really do just stumble
into a murder scene.
582
00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:19,901
His fever is 103 and rising.
583
00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:23,461
If we don't do anything,
he's gonna be chatting with God
face to face real soon.
584
00:35:23,525 --> 00:35:26,741
Fevers don't come from
a long-term underlying condition.
585
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:31,508
He's a garden variety religious nut
who happens to have an infection.
586
00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:34,034
It's lumbar puncture time.
587
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,313
No.
588
00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:40,375
No, God told me
no more of man's medicine.
589
00:35:40,479 --> 00:35:42,467
If we have faith in him,
he'll make me well.
590
00:35:42,551 --> 00:35:43,582
It's just a test.
591
00:35:43,857 --> 00:35:45,350
We just wanna
find out what's wrong.
592
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:48,135
God knows what's wrong.
God will take care of it.
593
00:35:48,219 --> 00:35:52,582
He's delirious, and he's a minor.
This is your decision, and not his.
594
00:35:52,648 --> 00:35:57,134
The kingdom of heaven is
like a treasure hidden in field
which when a man finds, he hides.
595
00:35:57,243 --> 00:36:00,429
And for joy he goes and sells
all he owns and buys that field.
596
00:36:00,514 --> 00:36:02,953
Buy all the land you want!
Don't blow your brains out.
597
00:36:03,037 --> 00:36:05,862
You're watching your son kill himself!
He's out of his mind with fever--
598
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:10,914
Dad, if your faith is weak,
I will fail.
599
00:36:11,971 --> 00:36:14,078
I need you.
600
00:36:19,201 --> 00:36:20,725
I'm sorry.
601
00:36:21,859 --> 00:36:24,091
You don't even know
what's wrong with him.
602
00:36:25,646 --> 00:36:27,502
God knows the answer.
603
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,963
And I would rather leave it
in His hands than yours.
604
00:36:39,743 --> 00:36:40,855
Wilson.
605
00:36:41,415 --> 00:36:43,239
I need you to do your thing.
606
00:36:44,585 --> 00:36:47,109
You do know that I don't
actually have magical powers.
607
00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:48,483
I have faith.
608
00:36:48,567 --> 00:36:50,974
You're better off trying to slip
some antibiotics into a meal...
609
00:36:51,058 --> 00:36:53,700
Which antibiotics?
We don't know what infection he's got.
610
00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:55,562
- Go as broad as you can.
- Forget it.
611
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,983
Our best hope
is your silver tongue.
612
00:36:58,084 --> 00:36:59,903
What if it's not an infection?
613
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:02,826
Where you not paying attention when
I was doing my murder scene metaphor?
614
00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:04,860
What if the tuberous sclerosisis guilty?
615
00:37:04,945 --> 00:37:06,778
It had the gun in its hand,
it was standing over...
616
00:37:06,862 --> 00:37:08,060
Doesn't cause fever.
617
00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:09,307
It causes everything else.
618
00:37:09,391 --> 00:37:11,590
What if the fever's
the innocent bystander?
619
00:37:11,657 --> 00:37:14,525
Fever could have been set off
by something he picked up anywhere.
620
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,843
Could have been
a bug he got here.
621
00:37:21,298 --> 00:37:23,859
Or a bug he gave here.
622
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,298
He gave it to your patient.
623
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:33,010
That's why her tumor shrank.
The virus went after the cancer first.
624
00:37:33,063 --> 00:37:35,390
Are you saying
a virus attacked her tumor?
625
00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:40,891
For 200 years,
there have been reports of
wild viruses that target tumors.
626
00:37:40,975 --> 00:37:44,538
Early 1900s,
an Italian medical journal wrote up
a woman with cervical cancer
627
00:37:44,622 --> 00:37:46,373
who was injected
with a weak strain of rabies.
628
00:37:46,457 --> 00:37:48,901
I have no idea why they did that,
but her tumor shrank.
629
00:37:48,985 --> 00:37:50,857
You think
he gave her rabies?
630
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,579
One of the virus types
most prone to go after cancer cells
is herpes.
631
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,552
Herpes encephalitis.
632
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:00,148
It would fit.
633
00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:03,413
Seizure, low sodium.
Even the blurred vision.
634
00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:08,525
And it would mean if you're right,
Grace's cancer is coming back.
635
00:38:10,391 --> 00:38:12,068
You're not gonna
be able to convince them.
636
00:38:12,179 --> 00:38:13,982
They don't want any more tests.
They don't wanna...
637
00:38:14,046 --> 00:38:16,393
They can't argue
with the mark of Cain.
638
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,211
I'm not gonna
change my mind.
639
00:38:20,427 --> 00:38:22,691
No more tests.
God knows the way.
640
00:38:22,775 --> 00:38:25,344
Okay, let's start with his shirt.
641
00:38:25,943 --> 00:38:28,302
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
642
00:38:28,386 --> 00:38:30,080
I'm on a mission from God.
643
00:38:30,223 --> 00:38:32,720
If you won't let me
undress you, then strip.
644
00:38:32,827 --> 00:38:34,272
What's he doing?
What's going on?
645
00:38:34,356 --> 00:38:36,659
That woman you helped,
you gave her a virus.
646
00:38:36,762 --> 00:38:38,742
No, she's healed.
I have a gift--
647
00:38:38,891 --> 00:38:41,497
A gift is jewelry, socks.
648
00:38:41,855 --> 00:38:44,345
What you have
is herpes encephalitis.
649
00:38:44,516 --> 00:38:48,856
The only way you could have transmitted it
is by scratching one of your own sores
and touching another person.
650
00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:51,385
Herpes, that's something
you get from sex, right?
651
00:38:51,469 --> 00:38:54,940
Either that or cold sores.
Your kid got it from the sex.
652
00:38:55,013 --> 00:38:57,893
No, no sores.
No, my body is clean.
653
00:38:57,977 --> 00:38:59,597
They examined me
when I came in. No sores.
654
00:38:59,681 --> 00:39:00,870
Herpes hides.
655
00:39:01,016 --> 00:39:04,708
You have an outbreak, it goes away,
comes back, goes away. Strip!
656
00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:07,033
You didn't have a sore
when you came in,
but you've got one now.
657
00:39:07,117 --> 00:39:09,218
Dad, I've never ever--
658
00:39:09,331 --> 00:39:13,326
You ever wonder why a perfect child
of God should feel so desperate
659
00:39:13,391 --> 00:39:17,682
to purify his body that
he needed to scarf down
a dozen gallons of water a day?
660
00:39:17,766 --> 00:39:21,417
- Boyd, is he right?
- Dad, no, he's crazy.
661
00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:24,030
Help me.
Dr. Wilson, help!
662
00:39:24,298 --> 00:39:26,789
God said no medicine,
no procedures.
663
00:39:26,981 --> 00:39:29,742
Taking off your clothes
doesn't count as either of those.
664
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,359
This one's your call.
665
00:39:35,446 --> 00:39:36,708
Son...
666
00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:39,663
Dad, you have to
have faith in me.
667
00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:43,444
I have faith in the Lord.
You, I trust.
668
00:39:43,746 --> 00:39:46,773
As much as you can
trust a teenage boy.
669
00:39:48,704 --> 00:39:50,268
Take off your clothes.
670
00:40:02,203 --> 00:40:03,656
Relax.
671
00:40:03,755 --> 00:40:06,569
A few Hail Marys,
a little acyclovir.
672
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:09,348
You'll be picking up angels
again in no time.
673
00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:28,852
Come in.
674
00:40:36,504 --> 00:40:39,455
My father told me
I have to apologize to you.
675
00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:42,921
Still hearing voices?
676
00:40:45,726 --> 00:40:47,367
You're lucky.
677
00:40:48,014 --> 00:40:51,825
You go through life with a certainty
that what you're doing is right.
678
00:40:53,442 --> 00:40:55,983
I know
how comforting that is.
679
00:41:01,029 --> 00:41:02,869
Good luck.
680
00:41:18,163 --> 00:41:21,000
You're not gonna
give me my final point?
681
00:41:21,526 --> 00:41:23,083
You knew it was me?
682
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,068
Who else?
683
00:41:36,269 --> 00:41:38,770
You don't think God
should get a point knocked off?
684
00:41:38,979 --> 00:41:41,306
- The tumor shrank.
- Because of a virus.
685
00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:44,454
Do you know what the odds are?
She had to have the right type of cancer.
686
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:48,030
He had to have the right type of virus.
The exposure had to be--
687
00:41:48,114 --> 00:41:50,478
- She won the lottery.
- You say won the lottery,
688
00:41:50,571 --> 00:41:52,983
- he says... miracle.
- Yeah,
689
00:41:53,067 --> 00:41:58,049
the hand of God reached into this kid's pants,
made him have sex so he could scratch a rash,
690
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,797
stick his fingers
in some woman's face,
give her a few extra months.
691
00:42:01,948 --> 00:42:05,028
Come on, he's just another
liar and manipulator.
692
00:42:05,111 --> 00:42:07,309
Well, nobody's
as perfectas you are.
693
00:42:09,786 --> 00:42:13,847
It is possible to believe in something
and still fail to live up to it.
694
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,771
So, how's your girlfriend?
695
00:42:32,494 --> 00:42:35,715
She got a little extra time
out of this. Not a lot.
696
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,672
She didn't crash?
697
00:42:37,861 --> 00:42:42,529
No... She says she's happier
when she believes in
something bigger than she is.
698
00:42:42,675 --> 00:42:44,375
She still believes.
699
00:42:44,459 --> 00:42:47,437
Faith.
She's going to Florence.
700
00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:49,351
You moving out?
701
00:42:50,007 --> 00:42:51,062
Yeah.
702
00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:53,467
Moving back in with me?
703
00:42:55,663 --> 00:42:58,234
I don't think
that's a great idea.
704
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,282
But we're okay.
705
00:43:03,343 --> 00:43:05,899
House, you are...
706
00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:11,028
as God made you.