1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:02,323 (PANTING) 2 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,604 Good morning. 3 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:21,848 Hey, Alfredo. 4 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:27,120 You done already? No. Not yet. I finish tomorrow. 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,356 Mexico playing Argentina on TV? No, no. 6 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,488 (PANTlNG) 7 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,498 My asthma is very bad today. 8 00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:36,467 Six years, Alfredo. You can't lie to me. 9 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,401 I'm throwing a dinner... First thing tomorrow... 10 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,870 Party's tonight. 11 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:43,033 A little rain and I'm gonna have to put buckets on the dining room table. 12 00:00:43,109 --> 00:00:46,078 No clouds, no rain. I'll tell you what. 13 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:49,445 You take off, but if it pours into my guests' wineglasses... 14 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:53,982 Okay. Okay, senora. I'll do it. Thank you. 15 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,559 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 16 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,041 (COUGHlNG) 17 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,515 (ALFREDO SCREAMlNG) 18 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,651 (ALFREDO GROANlNG) 19 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:36,623 (SlREN WAlLlNG) 20 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,362 Spinal cord seems intact. 21 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:43,769 Take a deep breath. 22 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,569 (GASPlNG) It hurts. Try. 23 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:49,141 Breath sounds bilateral. I don't think he has a pneumothorax. 24 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:51,336 Just asthma. That and probably a broken rib. 25 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,878 Tell me when it hurts the most. 26 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,277 (GROANlNG) 27 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:58,177 Your two little fingers are darker than the others. 28 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:01,687 They feel funny. Como needles. 29 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,985 How long have they been like that? Never noticed before. 30 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,249 Is bad? 31 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,826 CUDDY: Judging by how it looks, he could lose his hand. 32 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,298 How does falling off your roof do that to a guy's fingers? 33 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,665 He could have tweaked a vertebra in his neck. 34 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,567 Could impinge the ulnar... 35 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:54,605 Sorry, trouble concentrating. 36 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,272 That tank top really absorbs moisture. 37 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,212 Could impinge the ulnar nerve, cut the blood flow. 38 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:04,546 Or it could be disseminated intravascular coagulopathy. 39 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:05,982 DlC? 40 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,111 Guy falls off a roof, the first thought is always, 41 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,212 "It's a clotting problem." 42 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,757 Trauma can activate the clotting enzymes. 43 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,892 Guy could lose more than his hand. Thank you very much. 44 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,952 This guy's been working for me for a long time, and l... 45 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,555 Do I get bonus points if I act like I care? 46 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:25,227 Cervical MRl. Work up for DlC. And start him on a heparin drip. 47 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:26,795 Who? You wanna know his name? 48 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,433 I'm sure it's in the file. Or you could ask her. 49 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,410 She's his oldest, bestest friend. They were in Cub Scouts together. 50 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:34,207 I'll get started on the blood tests. 51 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,841 You haven't been a real doctor in 10 years. You'll make a mess all over the sheets. 52 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,748 I'll do it. You have clinic duty. 53 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,481 I still know how to handle a patient. Get me blood. 54 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:43,817 Lots of blood. 55 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,324 They're better. They've showered. 56 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:04,771 You don't need to see him. 57 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,740 One-handed handymen aren't in big demand. 58 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:10,580 Talking. That's how lawsuits are lost. 59 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,176 I know you, Lisa. 60 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,221 You go in, you offer to pay his medical bills, his wages, 61 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,051 you'll say something stupid like, "I'm sorry." 62 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:18,249 You think I'm an idiot. 63 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:21,088 I think you're not a lawyer. Don't go in there. 64 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,030 Trust me, House's people can handle this. 65 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,226 Yeah. 66 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,536 CHASE: This might sting a little bit. 67 00:04:32,238 --> 00:04:35,366 The medicine will thin the blood and help it to circulate. 68 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,375 Those are pretty nasty scars there. 69 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,768 I work construction. 70 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,145 (GROANlNG) 71 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:46,314 How long will I be in the hospital? 72 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,752 Depends how long it takes us to figure out what's going on. 73 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,686 I need to work. I'll get fired. 74 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,418 I'm sure Dr. Cuddy won't fire you. 75 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,188 I'm a janitor at fast food six nights. I need to work. 76 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,627 My mother doesn't make enough. I can work. I'm old enough. 77 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,392 You're old enough when you finish college. 78 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:00,489 Why? You never went... 79 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,363 I never had a big brother to tell me to shut up! 80 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,734 I promise we'll let you out of here as soon as we're able to. 81 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,866 Look, l... I am fine. Okay? I feel better. I go home now. 82 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,968 No. If this is a clotting problem, it could be very serious. 83 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,707 All right? Look, you can't make me stay. 84 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:17,045 Wait... You can't make me stay. 85 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,807 Turn your hand over. 86 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,214 I need to see your hand. 87 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,693 Where's Dr. Cuddy? 88 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,524 CHASE: We've got a third finger turning dark. 89 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,895 His PTT is prolonged and the fibrin split products are off. 90 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,730 He's not clotting properly. It looks like a mild case of DlC. 91 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,430 Well, obviously not that mild. 92 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,064 This keeps up, his hand is literally gonna be dead meat. 93 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:44,268 His hand is connected to his arm, and his arm is connected to... 94 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,811 I'm not sure, but I bet it's important. 95 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:48,142 All this from falling off my roof! 96 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,648 Yeah. If only he'd fallen on his head. 97 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,675 Then he wouldn't have any of these symptoms. 98 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,121 We need something stronger than heparin. 99 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,649 Human Activated Protein C. 100 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,059 Looks like Cuddy, same cleavage. 101 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,690 Protein C is indicated only for severe sepsis. 102 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,326 How many of his limbs have to be at stake for it to be severe? 103 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,802 But this stuff is crazy dangerous. 104 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,637 It can cause internal bleeding. 105 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,368 If he bleeds, he could stroke, he could die. He could get better. 106 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,433 You know, if I try to scheme like this, 107 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:21,742 you get that nasty wrinkly face and screech like a hyena. 108 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,509 It's very sexy, I admit. 109 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,307 Do it. 110 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:33,425 Protein C is borderline irresponsible, 111 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,552 except that the safe stuff isn't doing squat. 112 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,893 It's exactly the type of thing you would do. Obviously. 113 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,935 It's exactly the type of thing he'd do. I know. 114 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,061 I think he's trying to protect me. 115 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,538 Now, that's not the type of thing he would do. 116 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,801 I overruled him. 117 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:52,777 He's the best diagnostician in this hospital, and I overrule him. 118 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,404 You care about this kid. 119 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,711 Your judgment should be worth more than his. 120 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:01,345 He also pointed out that I haven't been a real doctor in years. 121 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,622 Now that sounds like him. 122 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,452 You were just jerking Cuddy around? 123 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,119 She seriously thought I wanted to stop her. 124 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,788 One thing Cuddy is not is clueless. No. 125 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:13,889 First casualty of this case is her sense of humor. 126 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:17,493 That's weird. There's nothing funnier than almost killing a guy. 127 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,899 I'm just having trouble getting up those steps. 128 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:25,876 When did you start noticing? Oh, a week ago. 129 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,776 Your blood pressure's a little high. 130 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,747 I've got something new that should help you out. 131 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,250 It combines a nitrate with a blood pressure pill. 132 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,479 It's targeted to African-Americans. 133 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:35,845 Targeted? 134 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,053 Yeah. Well, see, we tend to have nitric oxide deficiencies. 135 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,184 And the studies show this drug counteracts that problem. 136 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,354 It's the first drug to... What kind of studies you talking about? 137 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,159 What kind of studies are there? 138 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,065 They get some patients. They give them some drugs. 139 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,965 I've had white people lying to me for 60 years. 140 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:57,374 You think this is a tan? You think they tell you everything? 141 00:07:58,544 --> 00:07:59,875 The trouble with us black folk, 142 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,506 we can't tell the difference anymore between racism 143 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,709 and everybody gets screwed. Yeah? 144 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,886 Well, how about them cheap meningitis drugs they're pawning off in Africa? 145 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:12,152 Gonna tell me that ain't racism? That's just greed. 146 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,855 You really wanna screw whitey? 147 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:20,024 Be one of the few black men who live long enough to collect social security. 148 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,665 Take the medicine. 149 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,635 (ECG BEEPlNG) 150 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,271 (GASPlNG) Nurse. 151 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:41,081 Nurse! Help! Nurse! Help! 152 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:43,049 Nurse! What's up? 153 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:46,990 I can't move my arm! I can't move my arm! Take it easy. Take it easy. 154 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:54,425 The Protein C side effects we were worried about, they happened. 155 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,365 Where was the bleed? His brain. 156 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,027 It's causing right side paralysis. 157 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,073 I've stopped the treatment and called a neurosurgeon. 158 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,979 I can move it now. 159 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:45,182 It's okay now, yes? Can I go home soon? The surgery went well. 160 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,345 But all we did was fix the problem created by the medicine we gave you. 161 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,786 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 162 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,058 She says you... You look young. 163 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,723 Are you sure... There's five of us working on the case. 164 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,788 The others are older. 165 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,358 Why doesn't Dr. Cuddy come to... 166 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,868 (COUGHlNG) 167 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,337 That doesn't sound too good. 168 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,044 CAMERON: His fingers are even darker. 169 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,987 His temperature's 102 and spiking. 170 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:28,254 And the x-ray now shows lung infiltrates. 171 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:32,528 Well, the good news is he won't be bitching about losing his hand if he can't breathe. 172 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:36,034 The trauma from the fall could have caused acute respiratory distress syndrome. 173 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,967 Right. I forgot. Your roof. 174 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,766 It would cause lung infiltrates and maybe fever 175 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,831 and conceivably the cyanotic fingers. 176 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:46,173 The only question is why. Why what? 177 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:48,145 Why her weird psychopathology 178 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,706 requires a diagnosis informed entirely by personal guilt. 179 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,683 Let's assume we've been wrong up until now. 180 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,551 Let's assume, just for one second, 181 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:59,489 that the earth doesn't revolve around Cuddy's roof. 182 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,557 What if he was sick before he had his run-in with gravity? 183 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:04,926 He just didn't notice anything. 184 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,932 Well, pneumonia can cause DlC which can cause cyanotic fingers. 185 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,059 Pneumonia doesn't hit that fast. Sure. 186 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,503 Only pavement hits that fast. It's not pneumonia. 187 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,069 He might have missed a finger turning dark. 188 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,541 He's not gonna miss breathing problems. 189 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,407 What else? It's pneumonia. 190 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,638 He wanted to go home. I thought he was lying. 191 00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:26,844 I told him I had a dinner party. I made him go up there. 192 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,850 Well, why didn't you just take out a gun and shoot him? 193 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:31,549 I thought it was just asthma. 194 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,922 You might've mentioned this earlier, Doctor. 195 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,484 Maybe we could have sent some blood cultures to the lab 196 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:39,224 instead of wasting a day indulging your self-loathing. 197 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:43,564 If it's just garden-variety bacterial pneumonia, he's gonna be fine. 198 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:47,163 So give him garden-variety Levaquin, and a garden-variety echocardiogram. 199 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,433 And go check out the kid's house. 200 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,737 The blood work will show us which type of pneumonia it is... 201 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,439 If he's huffing nail polish or pulling the wings off his pet parrot, 202 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:55,980 this way'll be faster. 203 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,211 And I bet Julio's just dying to find out what's wrong with him. 204 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,515 Go with her. It's Alfredo. 205 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,286 And I can handle getting a key and... 206 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:08,292 Rico and I no longer trust you deciding what's important and what's not. 207 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,498 You ever think about writing a book on office politics? 208 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,003 Trust me, 209 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,337 it would be a lot worse if I told her that you had to break into her house. 210 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,540 (STUTTERlNG) What? Wait, wait, wait... Cuddy's house? 211 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,274 See? It is shocking. 212 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,773 The guy's been working there every day for the last three weeks. 213 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,877 You think it's impossible he could've picked something up? 214 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:38,151 I'm not breaking into my boss's house. I'm your boss. 215 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,021 She's scarier than you are. 216 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,825 She's a woman. Relax. I'm coming with. 217 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,431 House is having lunch with his juniors now? 218 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,235 No. Not a chance. Then where do you think they're going? 219 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,241 I have no idea. 220 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,201 Then why don't you think they're going to lunch? 221 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,303 Because it's not like House. That was your point, right? 222 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,642 He had that smug look on his face. 223 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,114 When he's that pleased about something 224 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,583 he's gotta tell somebody, and the only somebody he knows is you. 225 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,846 (SlGHlNG) 226 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:11,553 He's breaking into Cuddy's home. What? 227 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:13,081 Why? 228 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,391 Medical reasons? 229 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,286 Why is he so curious about Cuddy? 230 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,887 Why are you so curious about his curiosity? 231 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,158 Why are you so curious about me... 232 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,826 Because you dumped him and you're married 233 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:26,234 and they are neither of those things. 234 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:27,870 I'm just curious. 235 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:31,767 Nothing wrong with that. No. Nothing wrong with that. 236 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,116 What do you think? Red thongs? 237 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,214 I think red thongs. 238 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:46,389 Okay, 20 bucks says I can get through this door in 20 seconds. 239 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,153 You're on. Count me in. 240 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,943 No furniture polish, no paint thinner, nor anything else worth sniffing. 241 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:12,677 Nothing in here, either, except a few cockroaches. 242 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:17,486 Nice. Someone should fix Alfredo's roof. 243 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:23,094 So, why haven't you fired House? 244 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:28,363 It's just, you guys are always screaming at each other, 245 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,164 and I figure you hate him, so... I don't hate him. 246 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:34,461 Why not? 247 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:38,543 He's a great doctor, 248 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,546 but any other hospital administrator would have fired him years ago. 249 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,979 CUDDY: Four of them did. 250 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,610 The question is, why did I hire him? 251 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,683 FOREMAN: So, how'd you know about her key? 252 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,053 You been doing a little handyman work for Cuddy yourself? 253 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:55,992 Someone as obsessive and insecure as Cuddy probably has three extra keys 254 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,619 hidden away within 10 feet of the door. 255 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:00,893 And you consider obsession a negative quality. 256 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:05,364 Insecticide is organic. Soap is hypoallergenic. 257 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,171 I got the bedroom. 258 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,913 This is where it all happens. 259 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,754 You both went to Michigan. Did you know him while you were there? 260 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,621 I was still an undergrad, but, yeah, I knew him. 261 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,388 He was already a legend. 262 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:34,193 So you just knew him as a legend? My God, you're subtle. 263 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,858 Anything on your mind? 264 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:42,063 More cockroaches? Worse. 265 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,502 Beautiful. 266 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,216 There's no way you just deduced where that key was. 267 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,910 Does this count as red? 268 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,782 You gave yourself 20 seconds and put money on it. 269 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:58,948 Oh, my God. 270 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,519 She's got pictures of you in here. 271 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,930 Just you. It's like some kind of weird shrine. 272 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,590 You're kidding. Yeah. 273 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:18,001 She uses super tampons. What does that mean? 274 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:22,070 You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been nasty. 275 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,215 I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. 276 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,581 I am that good. 277 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,020 There's nothing here. 278 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,784 You ready to go, or you got some more stuff you wanna sniff? 279 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,518 Whoa! Check this out. 280 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:39,623 It's fuzzy. It's black. It's alive. 281 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,442 Patient's lung function's declining rapidly. Levaquin's not working. 282 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,611 He obviously doesn't have garden-variety pneumonia. 283 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,281 I'm glad you learned to take his impending death in stride. 284 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,347 Guess what he does have. Rats. 285 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,020 Scars on his hand. Rat bites. 286 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,995 But he says they're from construction work 287 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,033 so he won't have to admit he's got rats at home. 288 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,169 Catholics are right. Pride will kill you. He has streptobacillus. 289 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,329 Rat-bite fever. 290 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,873 Boogie oogie oogie. Fits the symptoms perfectly. 291 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,703 That's certainly one possibility. 292 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:27,041 But what about the aspergillus fungus we found under the sink? 293 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,548 What sink? You ought to clean your bathroom better. 294 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,447 You broke into my house? 295 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,753 No. No. You're wrong. I had a key. 296 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,289 You had no right to invade my privacy. 297 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:40,382 There was no medical reason for that whatsoever, 298 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,450 and there was certainly no moral reason for it. 299 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,393 Oh, damn. 300 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,325 You're right. 301 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,529 The focal consolidation makes fungal pneumonia far more likely. 302 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,000 You're right I'm right. 303 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,733 On the bright side, it has the advantage of keeping you totally responsible. 304 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,707 The treatment for aspergillus is amphotericin. 305 00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,040 That's hugely dangerous. Yeah? Your point being? 306 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,672 Going the dangerous and aggressive route didn't work the last time. 307 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,206 It's bound to work this time. Start him on the amphoterrible. 308 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,844 (ALFREDO COUGHlNG) 309 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,199 Dr. Cuddy? 310 00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,773 I'm Manny, Alfredo's brother. 311 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,142 How's he doing? 312 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,446 He's worried about money. I wanna work for you. 313 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:39,511 (SlGHlNG) 314 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,212 How old are you, Manny? 315 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,482 Fifteen. Twelve? 316 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:48,148 I can paint. I mow lawns. I rake leaves. I can start today. 317 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,388 Alfredo wants you to finish school. 318 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,258 Like you care. 319 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,159 Manny, I've known your brother... 320 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,465 He falls off your roof, and you don't come see him once? 321 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,129 Bitch. 322 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,339 (MUSlC PLAYlNG ON TV) 323 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,845 With a patient. 324 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,484 Not according to the log. 325 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,884 It's 3:15. Is it a commercial? 326 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,022 How's Cuddy doing? 327 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:24,786 She's not acting like Cuddy. It's a pleasure. You know her. 328 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:28,094 She has trouble with these situations, feels personally responsible. 329 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,260 The technical term is narcissism. 330 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,430 You can't believe that everything is your fault 331 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,029 unless you also believe you're all-powerful. 332 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,938 Wow, does she sound messed up. 333 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,273 I don't believe I can fix everything. 334 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,202 And I don't lie awake at night, tormented by that fact. 335 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,078 No. You lie awake tormented by how... 336 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,174 I thought we were talking about Cuddy here. 337 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,377 She cares. 338 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,512 She enjoys feeling guilty. 339 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:54,423 Lisa cares. It's why she drives you nuts. 'Cause it's not just a puzzle to her. 340 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,687 The patients are actually real, 341 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,558 their feelings actually relevant. 342 00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:00,325 And I'm telling her she can't even talk to him. 343 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,062 My God, it's contagious. You're feeling guilty, too. 344 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,162 I'm just saying, take it easy on her. You owe her that. 345 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:09,230 MAN ON TV: From the moment I saw you at the EI... 346 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,739 Commercial's over. So glad we talked. 347 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,743 Snap, crackle, pop. 348 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,377 You got some Rice Krispies in there? 349 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,709 That bad, huh? 350 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,482 You were here yesterday. 351 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:28,258 I see from the chart that Dr. Foreman prescribed medicine, not a miracle. 352 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,624 Got to give this stuff more than a day. 353 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,061 I didn't fill that Oreo's prescription. 354 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,395 On the theory that you didn't trust him because he's black. 355 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:40,336 Well, I'm gonna prescribe the same medicine and see if you fill it this time. 356 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,839 I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay? 357 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,068 (SCOFFlNG) 358 00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:47,600 It's racist because it helps black people more than white people? 359 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:51,115 On behalf of my peeps, let me just say thanks for dying on principle for us. 360 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,811 Look, my heart's red. Your heart's red. 361 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,183 And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs. 362 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,450 You know, I have found a difference. 363 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,189 Admittedly, it's a limited sample, 364 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,023 but based on my experience of the last 90 seconds, 365 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,495 all black people are morons. 366 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:08,590 Sorry, African-Americans. I'll see another doctor. 367 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,600 Fine. Fine. 368 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,975 I'll give you the same medicine we give Republicans. 369 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,440 ALFREDO: I think the medicine is working. 370 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,784 They're lighter, right? 371 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:31,652 They don't look lighter to me, Alfredo. How's the tingling? 372 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:34,419 Does not bother me. Tell her the other thing. 373 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,851 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 374 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,553 He hasn't peed since yesterday. 375 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,158 Since last night? Afternoon. 376 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,897 It's not a problem. I don't drink much. 377 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:51,269 I think we'll give you a little rest from the meds here. 378 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,871 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 379 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,382 She says, "That's the medicine that's supposed to cure me." 380 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:00,009 Just making a little adjustment. Excuse me. 381 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,245 He's not making any urine. 382 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,224 I think we just destroyed the kid's kidney with the amphotericin. 383 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,759 I think he's dying. 384 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,320 Dying? 385 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,419 Cheese it, the cops. 386 00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:15,933 (SOBBlNG lN SPANlSH) 387 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,572 I guess she understands a little English. 388 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,378 CAMERON: His kidneys are shutting down 389 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:31,473 due to the direct toxicity to the proximal tubule epithelium. 390 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,986 Proof that my brilliant idea of giving him amphotericin is killing him. 391 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,884 That wasn't a complete waste of time. 392 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,685 His reaction shows that you don't need to clean under your sink. 393 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:40,952 It wasn't aspergillus. 394 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,426 And blood cultures show he was negative for rat-bite fever. 395 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,020 There's still plenty of other cool pneumonias. 396 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:49,363 Tested negative for Moraxella, Nocardia, cryptococcus. 397 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:52,164 He has a low titer for chlamydia antibodies. Maybe... 398 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,933 No, no. His chest x-ray's all wrong for chlamydial pneumonia. 399 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:56,030 But the titer points to... 400 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,508 CAMERON: He had an STD last year. That explains the titer. 401 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:02,513 He has low sodium. Maybe it's Legionella. No. His antigen is negative. 402 00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:04,680 Well, that all sucks. 403 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,911 Maybe we were right to begin with. 404 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,657 His problems are all caused by DlC precipitated by falling off my roof. 405 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,158 DlC wouldn't cause a fever this high. 406 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,491 See? My lap dog agrees with me. 407 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:18,586 How high? 408 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:21,223 Two hours ago it was 103 with acetaminophen. 409 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:23,426 What about on St. Alban's Day? 410 00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:27,495 Only temperature I'm interested in right now is his temperature right now. 411 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,766 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 412 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:34,903 Open up. 413 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,377 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 414 00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,678 Okay. Let me clarify. Open up and keep it open. 415 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:47,455 Yeah. Okay. 416 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:51,627 Under your tongue. 417 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,932 You're using your left hand. 418 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:01,000 Right one hurt? No, I feel better. 419 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,164 What, it really doesn't hurt, 420 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,400 or you just figure if you say no, 421 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,737 you'll get out of the hospital sooner? 422 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,971 It doesn't hurt. I feel good. 423 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,411 (SNlFFlNG) 424 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,677 You don't smell too hot. 425 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,049 (GROANlNG) 426 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,158 Your hand is starting to rot. 427 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:24,319 HOUSE: Why are we here? 428 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:26,125 We are talking about cutting off a kid's hand. 429 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,790 Yes, we're talking about cutting it off, 430 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,766 not subdividing it and putting in condos. 431 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:33,100 It's not a legal issue. Are you being intentionally dense? 432 00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:35,499 I think it's premature. 433 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,064 I've heard enough. What? 434 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,076 She says one word and you take her side. 435 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,772 You should at least wait until she actually gives a medical reason. 436 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,577 Otherwise I might take it personally. Shut up. 437 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:48,248 If I were to somehow find out that you two were in disagreement 438 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,083 over the proper medical course of action, 439 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,282 it could make it awkward for my client in court. 440 00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:56,225 My client being the two of you. So, guys, I'm a little busy here. 441 00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:59,354 Why don't we pick this conversation up in half an hour? 442 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,487 Okay? 443 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:03,090 All of his symptoms are caused by his underlying problem 444 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,499 and the medicine we gave him. 445 00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:05,593 What underlying problem? 446 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,467 You have no idea what the underlying problem is. 447 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:10,007 You're the diagnostician. Fine. It's all my fault. 448 00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:11,167 Does that make you feel better? 449 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:12,972 His hand still has an arterial pulse. 450 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:15,877 His hand is a cesspool. And the crap is spreading. 451 00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:19,382 You are being pretty aggressive about destroying a man's livelihood. 452 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:21,146 I don't give a damn about his livelihood. 453 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:24,518 He loses that hand, he loses his job, all of his jobs. 454 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,217 He's not like us... Can't work as a cripple? 455 00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:31,926 He loses his home. 456 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:35,160 His kid brother drops out. An American dream destroyed. 457 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,564 Very sad, very emotional, 458 00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:39,331 not one medical fact in the whole pathetic tale. 459 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,766 You have lost perspective, Cuddy. 460 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,535 You've stopped looking at this as a doctor. 461 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,509 You're acting like someone who shoved somebody off their roof. 462 00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,843 You wanna make things right? Too bad, nothing's ever right. 463 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:54,182 I am happy to report that we're now so in sync 464 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,482 we're actually wearing each other's underwear. 465 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,852 Chop-chop time. 466 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,953 Is this true? HOUSE: No. I'm lying. 467 00:26:01,426 --> 00:26:03,519 It's stupid to do it with her in the room, I guess. 468 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,586 This is a big decision. We made it. 469 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,598 We should convene a meeting of the ethics committee. 470 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:08,758 No! 471 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:13,504 Look, she is making a medical decision based on never wanting to feel regret. 472 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:16,200 You're making a legal decision based on wanting me to be wrong. 473 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,741 Greg, you have a history of aggressive... 474 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,333 You wanted superficial agreement. 475 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,345 You wanted everybody's asses covered. You got it. 476 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,246 Now can I do the surgery? Pretty, pretty please. 477 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:29,642 Lisa, 478 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:33,517 are you sure you're okay with this? 479 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,760 I should be the one to tell the family. 480 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,437 Your hand is dying. 481 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:51,040 The bacteria are eating it. 482 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:55,904 When they run out of food there, they go somewhere else. 483 00:26:57,682 --> 00:27:00,446 If you cut off my hand, I'll be cured? 484 00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,184 Unfortunately, no. 485 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,489 We still have to find the disease that's making you sick to begin with. 486 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:09,524 But you won't die of gangrene while we're looking. 487 00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,259 (SOBBlNG) 488 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,500 I quit school when I am 1 2 to get a job, 489 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,799 to help my family. 490 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:25,708 I know I never get a good job, 491 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:30,779 never save money or own my own house like you. 492 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:36,043 But, Manny, he's smart. 493 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,586 He's the best in his class. 494 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:44,791 Well, maybe Manny doesn't have to quit school. Maybe you can... 495 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,808 Are you sure I need to do this? 496 00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:01,534 Yes. 497 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,439 Okay. 498 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:08,574 (SOBBlNG) Okay. 499 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,186 (LUlSA SlNGlNG lN SPANlSH) 500 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,328 (LUlSA HUMMlNG) 501 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,483 I gave one of my clinic patients a follow-up call. 502 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:16,645 Your name came up. 503 00:29:17,822 --> 00:29:19,722 I'm guessing an old black guy 504 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:23,522 who thinks the ClA invented rap music to make your people want to kill each other. 505 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,120 He said you gave him the white folks' stuff. 506 00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,995 This is exactly why black people don't live as long... 507 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,628 This isn't about race, unless annoying is a race. 508 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,264 Is he not getting better? He's fine so far. 509 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:39,401 I'm calling him back in. I'm getting him on the right stuff. 510 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:41,911 Relax, Foreman, he already is. 511 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:47,283 I told him it was the white stuff. I gave him the black stuff. 512 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,017 He was right. 513 00:29:53,024 --> 00:29:54,582 You did exactly what white people do. 514 00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:57,958 You figure we don't need to know the truth or can't understand it, 515 00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,621 so you just lie to us. 516 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,926 Just a white lie. Good one, massa. 517 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:05,369 Right, and I'm a racist. 518 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,764 Too bad that idiot will never know for the rest of his long, long life. 519 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:22,409 Every slave master thought they were doing the black man a favor. 520 00:30:23,254 --> 00:30:27,088 Negro can't take care of himself, so we'll put him to work. 521 00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,759 We'll give him four walls, a bed. 522 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,327 We'll civilize the heathen. 523 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:35,866 I'll tell you what. Stop doing us favors. 524 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,265 If you're right, and we end up back in the jungle 525 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,498 with lousy blood pressure medicine, 526 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,935 it won't be on your head. 527 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,251 You okay? 528 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,201 You wondering if you made the right call? 529 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,003 I've wanted to be a doctor from the time I was 1 2. 530 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,740 I wanted to be a lawyer from the time I was six 531 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,971 until my second week of law school. 532 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,569 Sorry. Your story. 533 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:03,010 I graduated medical school at 25, pissed off that I was second in my class. 534 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:08,485 Chief of medicine at 32, second youngest ever, first woman... 535 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:09,583 Sad story. 536 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,822 If I had been Alfredo's doctor... 537 00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:13,363 You are his doctor. 538 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:18,627 I insisted on giving him Protein C. We had to cut his skull open. 539 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:21,570 I insisted on amphotericin, killed his kidneys. 540 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:24,333 I missed the pneumonia completely. 541 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,542 I would have searched his home and ignored mine. 542 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:32,606 I would have watched him die trying to save his hand. 543 00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:37,952 If I didn't have House looking over my shoulder... 544 00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:40,422 Are you saying you're not as good a doctor as House is? 545 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:42,186 I'm saying House is right. 546 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,888 I was so anxious to get ahead. 547 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,731 I haven't been a doctor in years. 548 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,866 His little finger is dusky. 549 00:32:53,171 --> 00:32:55,162 Yeah, that's why we're doing this. 550 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,970 No. I mean the other hand, the one we haven't chopped off yet. 551 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,129 CUDDY: Hjs O2 sats are down to 88. 552 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:30,936 His lungs are giving out. He needs a ventilator. 553 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:32,904 And dialysis. 554 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:36,242 You're getting distracted by the multisystem organ failure. 555 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,913 Pinkies are supposed to be pink, right? 556 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,180 I mean, they're not called "gray-ies". 557 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,117 But the organ failure is gonna kill him. 558 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,779 But the pinky is weirder. 559 00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:46,852 What does it tell us? 560 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:49,085 The same thing the right hand told us before we cut it off. 561 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,924 It's the same symptom. HOUSE: But at a different time. 562 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:55,459 His blood work indicates mild DlC. 563 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,192 What if it's mild in the way that when you get out of the ocean, 564 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,738 the water clinging to your body makes the sea level drop? 565 00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:03,899 It's technically true, but it's completely irrelevant. 566 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,341 A lack of DlC would explain everything 567 00:34:06,411 --> 00:34:09,209 if there were also a lack of anything to explain. 568 00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:14,485 Endocarditis. His heart's infected. 569 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:18,548 Little bacteria cauliflowers, clinging to his valves. 570 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:22,456 Except sometimes they can't hold on. They go swimming in his bloodstream. 571 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:25,223 Thursday, one breaks off, goes to his right hand, 572 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:26,786 black fingers, gangrene. 573 00:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,128 Friday's child heads for the kidneys. 574 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:32,402 And we all know what Saturdays are all about. 575 00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:34,199 Party with the left hand. 576 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:35,971 Also explains the fever. 577 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,031 It's perfect except for the little fact 578 00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,667 that we already tested for endocarditis, 579 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,768 and he was negative. 580 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:43,507 Which means he either is negative or... 581 00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:47,415 What infection can cause pneumonia and culture-negative endocarditis? 582 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,018 Prize value goes down with every clue. 583 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,389 (CAWlNG) 584 00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:57,457 You're thinking psittacosis? 585 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,358 Alfredo doesn't have any pet parrots. 586 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,762 Quit your squawking. Give him doxycycline. 587 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:04,233 No! That'll just make his clotting problem worse. 588 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:07,703 I liked you better when you were coming up with wacky drugs for us to try. 589 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,299 We give him the doxy now, damn it, maybe we can save his pinky. 590 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:13,309 He can teach his brother to count all the way to five. 591 00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:16,346 If you're wrong, he'll end up with no hands and no feet. 592 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:19,281 Technically, if I'm wrong, he'll end up dead, but I take your point. 593 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,910 What's his night job? He cleans up at some fast food joint. 594 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,715 What, you think he got it from a chicken nugget? 595 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:27,690 Since when do fast food joints allow 1 2-year-olds to mop floors? 596 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:31,023 Alfredo is 20. Really? Looks younger. 597 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,590 Where were you going to work tonight? 598 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,965 What job do you do on Saturday nights? 599 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:43,166 CUDDY: What are you doing? Wake him up. 600 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,868 We just cut off his hand. 601 00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:47,911 Yeah. We need to talk about it. It's not happening. 602 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,745 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 603 00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,149 Honest, I've got no idea what I just said. 604 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,415 Why didn't you say you spoke Spanish? 605 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,389 Well, because she'd wanna talk to me. 606 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,385 Or something like that. 607 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,317 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 608 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,693 She says he doesn't work Saturday nights. 609 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,098 Give me the talking juice. 610 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,296 The fact it doesn't fit your theory doesn't make it a lie. 611 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:14,360 When she was out of the room, 612 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:18,374 the kid brother insisted he was gonna cover for Alfredo at work tonight. 613 00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:19,909 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 614 00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,741 Saturday nights he goes dancing. 615 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:31,014 Either it's a lie or he's dancing with birds. 616 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:33,949 Give her the talking juice. 617 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,686 She doesn't know what you're talking about. 618 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,318 Odds are it's gonna be close to his house. 619 00:36:37,395 --> 00:36:39,795 It's probably an abandoned warehouse or factory. 620 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,128 Take the Scooby gang and spread out. 621 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,633 What the hell are we looking for? 622 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,464 Find somebody who looks like crap. 623 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,629 Tell him you want to place a bet. 624 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:50,296 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 625 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:56,845 (SPANlSH MUSlC PLAYlNG) 626 00:36:57,281 --> 00:36:58,748 (PEOPLE SHOUTlNG) 627 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:39,821 (CELL PHONE RlNGlNG) 628 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,486 It's Cuddy. 629 00:37:45,696 --> 00:37:48,187 I already put him on the psittacosis meds. 630 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,690 As soon as you left. 631 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:52,632 You're welcome. 632 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,233 What do you think the record for one-handed juggling is? 633 00:37:58,175 --> 00:37:59,904 You can yo-yo one-handed. 634 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:01,937 Good point. 635 00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:12,148 ALFREDO: I always wash my hands. 636 00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:17,253 If a bird is infected, you can get psittacosis just from breathing his dust. 637 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,723 But then, why do I get sick and nobody else? 638 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:22,823 Your asthma made you vulnerable. 639 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,829 You're gonna be all right now. Yes. 640 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,744 (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) 641 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:41,717 For saving my life. 642 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:52,624 He thanked me. 643 00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,631 He should have. We cut off his hand. 644 00:38:58,636 --> 00:38:59,933 If we'd figured it out earlier... 645 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,869 If you'd figured it out later, he'd be dead. 646 00:39:01,939 --> 00:39:04,066 I never figured it out at all. 647 00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:07,633 Hello. What do you want, House? 648 00:39:08,412 --> 00:39:12,542 If you're wallowing in self-loathing, I've got something that might help. 649 00:39:12,616 --> 00:39:14,083 We're getting sued. 650 00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:17,587 You saved his life. He admitted that. We'll settle. 651 00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,891 He's got a stub where his hand used to be. We have insurance. 652 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,619 Case seems pretty solid to me. 653 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:26,358 The new American dream. Happy ending. 654 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,330 Kid's gonna be just fine. 655 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,496 Cuddy, 656 00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:38,734 your guilt. 657 00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,711 It's perverse and it makes you a crappy doctor. 658 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:48,581 It also makes you okay at what you do. 659 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,115 You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss. 660 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:56,591 Now, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? 661 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,618 Makes sex better. 662 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:02,224 You should have seen her in the last months of our relationship. 663 00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:04,426 A lot of guilt. A lot of screaming. 664 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:10,102 I know this wasn't just because it was your roof. 665 00:40:13,477 --> 00:40:14,535 Cuddy, 666 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,979 you see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be. 667 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,115 And what you don't see is what everybody else sees, 668 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:27,623 the giant gaping chasm in between. 669 00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:29,158 House, I'm not naive. 670 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:32,389 I realize... If you did, you never would have hired me. 671 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,592 You're not happy unless things are just right, 672 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,297 which means two things. 673 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:45,836 That you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy. 674 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:54,545 By the way, why does everybody think you and I had sex? 675 00:40:55,352 --> 00:40:57,616 You think there could be something to it? 676 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:11,492 WlLSON: Cuddy feels guilty about not diagnosing psittacosis any earlier? 677 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:15,432 I think so. 678 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,674 There's no way she could have. 679 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,502 No. 680 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:24,105 No way she could have. 681 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,641 (SLOW ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG) 682 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,554 It's raining.