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polygram video

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Brought into question

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much of senator mcglory's past
dealings with the committee.

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He accused the senator
of evading the main issues

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and trivializing the campaign.

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Councilor rocca's theme
is centered on family,

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particularly senator mcglory's.

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The other issues
which keep reappearing

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concern the senator's
position on welfare cuts,

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political funding
disclosure, health...

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What have you got for me?

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Marce.

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Senator.

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Hope you've got good news
for your favorite politician,

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something to get us out of
our little... ahem... slump.

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Hey, look, I'm on TV.

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I don't think that's
going to be a problem.

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No, I think I've made
myself very clear on that,

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and the issue is clear,

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and I think Mr. laren
knows it's clear

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and so does the congressman.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Bobby, Bobby, Bobby,
what the hell, huh?

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I said take care of this.
When? A week ago!

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Next time, you're fired.

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Come on! We're trying to win
a goddamn election here.

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Who's on the phone, marce?

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That guy.

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What guy?

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You know, that guy.

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Talks about that thing
we were going to do.

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That thing for us.

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Better not be a personal call.

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How could it be a personal call?

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I don't have a personal life.

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Asshole.

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Senator, hey.

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Wait.

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I look good, don't I?

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Look, I got a great idea.

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You have to trust me on this,
but you trust me, right?

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No.

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No? I don't know where
to go from there.

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Yeah. I trust you.
I'm kidding. What is it?

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Uh, forget the family values
thing, all right?

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Rocca's digging
that particular trench

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very, very deep.

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I have a great idea

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<i>and The right person
to bring it off.</i>

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Marcy... Come on.

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How's the hangover?

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Hi, marce.

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Hi.

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You ever wanted
to go to Ireland?

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No.
Wrong answer.

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I think the word we're
looking for here is "yes."

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Yes. Why?

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We are going
to follow my destiny.

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I don't know what that means.

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Nick?

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It means that you are going
to follow his destiny.

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Excuse me?

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Which way to board
air a-airwrong?

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Aer arann?
Arann.

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Just straight over there.

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Thank you.

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Oh, it's the little
baby planelette.

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That's not good.

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That's not good.

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Careful!

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Man:
There's yours.

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Excuse me?

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Right.

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Do you have any idea how
i can get to ball-i-na-gra?

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Ballinagra?
Ballinagra.

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Ballinagra, that's right.

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Personally, I would
try the bus out there

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with "ballinagra"
written on the front.

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But I'd hurry because
it's leaving right now.

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Shit!

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Run! Run!

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Wait! Wait! Wait!

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Wait!

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Marcy: Arrgh.

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Oh, here she is.

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Mrs. late!

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Mrs. late,
i call her.

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

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Man: And off we go,
ladies.

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Ooh! Sorry!

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Man: Come on, now, ladies.
Open up those lungs.

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♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪

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♪ the pipes, the pipes ♪

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♪ are callin' ♪

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♪ from Glen to Glen ♪

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♪ and down
the mountainside ♪

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♪ the sun is gone ♪

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Come on. Cheer up.

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Is that the beginning
of a smile I see?

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I think it is.

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Is that a little smile
on its way?

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Oh, come on. Let your smile
come out to play, huh?

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Huh?

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Jesus Christ, Michael.

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Grandma fucking clampett's
on the bus.

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Man: Which is why we call it
"Trevor's hole."

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Ah, yes,
Ireland, land of mystery,

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land of stones, land of tears,

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land of fish.

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A land of shops
and places to go.

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A land where
the voices of the dead

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whistle through
the trees and the streets,

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and the past reaches out
and touches your very soul.

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There were some
quite attractive ones

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on that bus, weren't there?

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Watch that car.

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Woman:
Watch the car.

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Car! Watch the car!

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Marcy: Uh, excuse me?

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Excuse me, this is going
to sound a little odd,

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but do men and women
have to travel separately

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in Ireland?

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What? No. It's
for the festival.

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This is my third.

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What festival?

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Aah!

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Aah!
Aah!

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Aah!

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Oh!
Is anyone hurt, ladies?

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Get that door open!

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Open it up. Come on.

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Michael: Declan?

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Declan?

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Michael, you little bollocks!

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Aah! Ohh!

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What are you doing in there?

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Aah! Unh!

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Who in the hell ever gave you

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a bus license, Michael?

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You did.

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Come on. Come on.
Pull it.

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Careful!

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Come on! Come on!

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Come on!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
i am a matchmaker.

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Now, not a maker of matches

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which are the wooden kind
of matches

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with the inflammable heads, no.

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A maker of matches...

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That are the human kind
of matches.

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You know, where 2 people
hit it off together,

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go away, and get married.

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I can see where people
make the mistake

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of going away
and getting married...

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Oh, bollocks!

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Start again. Start again.

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Cheaper down the road.

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Oh, hello.

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Hi.

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Do you mind just doing
the bar stock

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till Declan comes?

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He'll be a little
bit late. Thanks.

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Joe, upstairs with
that ball. You know that.

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Joe: Yeah.
All right, mum.

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You've done them. Great.
Ok, so 3 and 4,

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and just the first floor
upstairs.

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Hello, Kelly's. Yes?

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No! No! No!

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No! No! No! Get...

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you... you better run!

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Yeah, please. Thanks.

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Ugh. Urine.

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Hello. Sorry
about the wait.

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Got my hands full
during the festival.

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Yes. Listen, I know
this is short notice,

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but do you have
any rooms available?

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Oh, no.

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Anything at all?

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No, not a thing.
Totally full.

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You've got the brains of a rat.

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You can think of nothing?

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Totally full.

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The other hotels...
Any vacancies?

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Well, I know
the shoreham is full.

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Bettina?
Yeah?

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Has the maitland any rooms?

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No. No,
i don't think so.

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It's mad busy with the festival.

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I understand that,
but I'm in a bind.

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If you don't mind
something a little bijou,

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i might have one.

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I love bijou. Bijou
is excellent for me.

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Bijou.

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Oh, sorry.

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I hate these awkward silences.

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I'm so sorry.

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I didn't know there
was anybody in here.

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I thought this was my bathroom.

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- This <i>is My bathroom.
- This is my Bathroom.</i>

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Yeah, sure.
Yeah, it is.

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I mean, you're welcome
to join me if you like.

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Oh, in your dreams, paddy.

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Do you know how long
you're going to be in here?

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Oh, come on.
We're not all paddies.

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You're right.

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I'm sorry. It was very
insensitive of me.

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What is your name?

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Sean's me name.

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Sean, I've had a really,
really bad day,

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so if you could give me
a ballpark estimate

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on how long you're
going to be in there,

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I'd really appreciate it.

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I'd say I'll be
5 minutes, I'd say,

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and then the dog,
and then yourself.

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It's your dog.

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Did he learn that
little trick from you?

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You mean...

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you didn't piss on
her luggage, did you?

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Did you piss on her luggage?

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Huh?

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You pissed on
her luggage? You did?

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Yes.

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Hello. I need
to dial out to Boston

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from the smallest
fucking room in the world!

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Yeah?

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Hello? It's Marcy.

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Yeah.
It's Marcy.

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Hey, marce! How you
doing over there?

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Yeah?

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How are my people doing?

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Your people?

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Yeah. The Irish,
you know.

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The Irish.

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Ah, yes. They speak
of you all the time.

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What the fuck are you
telling me?

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You're fucking telling me

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it's already in
the fucking papers?!

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How's things going over there?

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Fuck you!
Aah!

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Everyone's a hundred
percent behind me.

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You know, it's going
to take me a day or two

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to sort things out over here.

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I'll tell you something.
To be honest, Marcy,

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this little trip you're
taking, it turns out

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it may be a little
more important

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than we originally thought.

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I've gotta go.

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Actually, it may
turn out to be crucial.

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Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.

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I think we're
in the toilet here.

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We're counting on you.

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We're fucking counting on you.

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Ow.

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Aah! Don't! Eww!

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God!

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Don't get up.

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Come on.

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Matchmaking...

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How is it done?

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Ohh, that would be telling you.

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But once it's happening,
you know it's happening.

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Out of nothing,

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i create the perfect match.

268
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:06,956
A match made in heaven!

269
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:09,967
And the figures prove it!
Now, hold on a second.

270
00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:13,456
As you can see here,

271
00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:15,957
the perfectly happy couples,
represented by the green line,

272
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:18,466
just shoot off the scale...

273
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:21,466
Where the acrimonious
divorced couples,

274
00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:24,967
represented by the orange line,
are relatively low.

275
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,976
Now, here we have
the relationships pie.

276
00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:32,477
Love, having a laugh,
eating, and sex.

277
00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:01,956
Paddy! What
are you doing here?

278
00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:03,456
This is my room.

279
00:13:03,457 --> 00:13:04,457
Why were you in my bathroom?

280
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,466
Because I like
your bathroom better.

281
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:08,466
So why don't you
just stay in that room?

282
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,467
The room's too small.

283
00:13:09,468 --> 00:13:10,967
It is, isn't it?

284
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,466
Listen, I'm not
a prude, I swear.

285
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,747
It's just that
I'm so jet-lagged,

286
00:13:14,977 --> 00:13:16,476
and I just want to go to sleep.

287
00:13:16,477 --> 00:13:17,477
Excuse me?

288
00:13:17,478 --> 00:13:18,976
There's a really loud
banging noise

289
00:13:18,977 --> 00:13:19,977
coming out of your room

290
00:13:19,977 --> 00:13:20,977
and going right into my room.

291
00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:24,477
Oh, right. I was
just rubbing Murphy.

292
00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:29,997
His stomach.
I was just... his stomach.

293
00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:34,987
Oh! Oh! I see.

294
00:13:34,997 --> 00:13:36,996
I thought that, you know...

295
00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:38,496
you thought...

296
00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:40,497
yeah.
Ha ha ha!

297
00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:42,497
If you don't mind.

298
00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:45,507
Ohh.

299
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:58,327
Wow. He must really
like that dog.

300
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,577
You little slut.

301
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,576
I'm sorry?

302
00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:08,577
I said good morning.

303
00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:11,077
Oh. Good morning.

304
00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:20,957
I've got the very girl for you.

305
00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:21,957
Ah, good man.

306
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:23,457
Good morning.

307
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:25,956
Joe, off the phone and tidy up.

308
00:14:25,957 --> 00:14:27,957
Bettina? Will you
start downstairs

309
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:28,967
and work your way up?

310
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:29,967
I have to go to the hospital

311
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:30,977
to get that husband of mine.

312
00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:31,967
What happened?

313
00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:32,967
Fell off the bus yesterday.

314
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:33,967
Broke his leg.

315
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:35,466
Anything to get out of work.

316
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,467
How's your room?

317
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:37,467
It is certainly bijou, isn't it?

318
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,976
Declan, what are you doing here?

319
00:14:38,977 --> 00:14:39,977
I was just going to meet you.

320
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:41,738
Oh, I couldn't stay in
that kip of a hospital

321
00:14:41,977 --> 00:14:42,477
another second.

322
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,976
Well, watch it.
Sean, will you help him?

323
00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:46,476
I will.

324
00:14:46,477 --> 00:14:49,977
Sean! Sean! Sean!

325
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:56,487
Declan, all right.
It was just a joke.

326
00:14:56,987 --> 00:14:58,487
Declan, there's guests.
Come upstairs.

327
00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,497
You sort it out later.

328
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,002
Fill that out quick as you like,

329
00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:02,996
and we'll see what
we can do for you.

330
00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:05,496
All these fecking questions?

331
00:15:05,497 --> 00:15:07,997
I'm just looking
for a ride, dermot!

332
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,007
I'm not trying to join

333
00:15:09,507 --> 00:15:11,516
the u.N. Fecking
peacekeeping force!

334
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:16,006
Right. Marriage is
a lifelong commitment.

335
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:18,507
Tony there,
you'd never think it,

336
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,517
but he used to be
quite the ladies' man.

337
00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:24,516
The mammy just died.

338
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,016
Left him a lovely little
farm near limerick.

339
00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:29,017
The good news is he's single.

340
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:30,027
What do you think?

341
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,037
You want to take him
for a test drive?

342
00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:33,027
No.

343
00:15:33,028 --> 00:15:35,026
No. No, well,
maybe not Tony.

344
00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:38,027
I got lots of clients.
A lot of them around your age.

345
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:41,036
Oh, you will slay them.

346
00:15:41,037 --> 00:15:42,536
I'll even charge you
the widow rate.

347
00:15:42,537 --> 00:15:43,537
I'm that confident.

348
00:15:43,538 --> 00:15:46,536
I don't mean to be rude,
but who are you?

349
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:49,537
Tony: "What is
your favorite color?"

350
00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,556
Dermot, what kind
of shite is this?

351
00:15:51,557 --> 00:15:55,046
Dermot o'brien.
I'm the local matchmaker.

352
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:57,046
There is a small fee involved.

353
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:59,047
I don't have a favorite color!

354
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:01,436
Jesus! Who has
a favorite color?!

355
00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:02,936
Tony, calm down.

356
00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,937
I'll tell you me favorite color!

357
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,446
Bollocks! That's
me favorite color!

358
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:08,447
Excuse me.

359
00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:10,947
Tony, a lot of people
have favorite colors.

360
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:12,447
What's your favorite color?

361
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:15,947
I don't have a fecking
favorite color!

362
00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:17,456
I see you met dermot then.

363
00:16:17,457 --> 00:16:18,457
Yes, I did.

364
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,456
You pay a little
bit more for dermot

365
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,956
'cause he throws in
a half-price turbo suntan.

366
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,956
Course, he owns
the turbo suntan.

367
00:16:23,957 --> 00:16:25,957
Listen, you don't look
like you're desperate

368
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:26,967
to meet Mr. right.

369
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:28,476
Is there anything
i can help you with?

370
00:16:28,477 --> 00:16:29,966
Yes, there is, actually.

371
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:30,967
I am trying to trace

372
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:32,466
the genealogy of a friend.

373
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,467
You know, find relatives,

374
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,467
things of that nature.

375
00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:35,976
Do you know where
i could do that?

376
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,987
Well, you could try
the souvenir shop.

377
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,497
Hurry up, you two.
Come on.

378
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,507
Good morning.

379
00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:10,507
Hi. How are you?

380
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,507
I'm not sure I'm in
the right place.

381
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,006
You're from America, aren't you?

382
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:14,507
Yes, I am.

383
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,517
I'm trying to trace...

384
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,016
what part?
Boston.

385
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,527
I knew it!
Ha ha! Yeah.

386
00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:21,017
I'm trying to trace

387
00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,516
the family of a man
named John mcglory.

388
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,016
Ah, yeah. Follow me.

389
00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:26,017
Ah, now, you've come
to the right place,

390
00:17:26,027 --> 00:17:27,526
all right.

391
00:17:27,527 --> 00:17:29,526
This way. See?

392
00:17:29,527 --> 00:17:31,026
Ah, yes!

393
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:33,026
Right.

394
00:17:33,027 --> 00:17:35,027
Well, how many do you want?

395
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:36,536
Oh, gosh, all of them.

396
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:39,036
The family moved
to Boston from this area

397
00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:40,037
some years back.

398
00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:41,536
The mcglorys?

399
00:17:41,537 --> 00:17:44,036
Right. And I cannot
emphasize this enough,

400
00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:46,537
expediency is key. I need
this information quickly.

401
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:47,547
Okey-dokey.

402
00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:49,556
Now, I think we've
established a rapport,

403
00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:52,047
and I do value your company,

404
00:17:52,547 --> 00:17:54,547
so I hope you
won't be offended now

405
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:57,056
if I bring up that
awful subject...

406
00:17:57,057 --> 00:17:59,056
The fee.

407
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:00,556
Of course.

408
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,557
Oh, a vulgar, vulgar business.

409
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,566
Nice doing business with you.

410
00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,066
Thank you. Bye-bye.

411
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,067
Bye.

412
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:17,067
A lot of things go into making
the perfect relationship,

413
00:18:17,077 --> 00:18:20,576
but all these things
come under the one banner

414
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:23,576
of spiritual compatibility.

415
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:25,077
A beautiful thing

416
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:28,086
that follows no set rules
or criteria.

417
00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:30,086
But you can rest assured
of one thing...

418
00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,586
your chances are greater

419
00:18:32,587 --> 00:18:36,087
if you have
a gorgeous turbo suntan.

420
00:18:36,597 --> 00:18:39,096
Before...

421
00:18:39,097 --> 00:18:40,597
And after.

422
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:47,607
Morning.

423
00:18:49,607 --> 00:18:53,606
Tony, you look fabulous.

424
00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:55,107
No, seriously.

425
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:57,116
Michael, normally,
I'd slap you silly

426
00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,126
for putting Tony under the lamp

427
00:18:59,127 --> 00:19:01,616
for a record-breaking
45 minutes,

428
00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:04,617
but the results
speak for themselves.

429
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:06,126
Excuse me?

430
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:07,127
Hi.

431
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:12,626
Eh, yes?
How can I help?

432
00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:14,126
I need a favor.

433
00:19:14,127 --> 00:19:15,127
Get him into the shower

434
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:17,637
before he peels
all over the floor.

435
00:19:19,637 --> 00:19:22,136
I think I know
what you're here for.

436
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,636
Honestly, no offense,

437
00:19:23,637 --> 00:19:25,637
but I do not want
to get married.

438
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,152
Why not? It's the most
natural thing in the world.

439
00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:30,146
You're not married.
I don't see a ring.

440
00:19:30,147 --> 00:19:32,646
Well, no. It's not
a natural thing for me,

441
00:19:32,647 --> 00:19:33,647
i have to say.

442
00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,147
I'm too busy sorting it out

443
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,157
for everybody else.

444
00:19:36,657 --> 00:19:37,657
Anyway, that's not what I want.

445
00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:39,167
If I was a nice-looking
American woman

446
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:40,157
like yourself...

447
00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:41,157
Thanks.

448
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:42,656
I'd be dying to get married.

449
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:44,156
I'd be up the walls.
I'd be mad for it.

450
00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,657
It's not natural for me,
either. Believe me.

451
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,166
Hey, what about this place?

452
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,666
Bad place. A bad woman
lives there.

453
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,166
It looks perfect.

454
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,667
False fecking advertising.

455
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:08,797
Woman:
Hey! Hey! Out! Out!

456
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:11,817
Private property!
Come on, out!

457
00:20:12,307 --> 00:20:13,307
Will you catch
yourself on, Millie?

458
00:20:13,308 --> 00:20:14,806
This is my bar.

459
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,087
The management
reserves the right

460
00:20:16,307 --> 00:20:17,807
to refuse admission
to old farts,

461
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,316
and you have the right
to a kick in the ass

462
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,816
if you don't get
out of here quick.

463
00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:21,817
Eloquently put.

464
00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,317
How about this,
then? Fuck off.

465
00:20:23,817 --> 00:20:25,816
If you want a real
matchmaker, love,

466
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:26,817
call me.

467
00:20:26,817 --> 00:20:27,817
Stick it up your ass.

468
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,326
Stick it up your own ass.

469
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:31,326
Stick it up your ass.

470
00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:33,326
Usually the banter's
a bit wittier.

471
00:20:33,327 --> 00:20:34,327
Must be the hormones.

472
00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:37,326
Don't be shy, love.

473
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:40,327
I matchmade her.

474
00:20:40,337 --> 00:20:43,347
She'll be married tomorrow.

475
00:20:43,837 --> 00:20:44,837
Can I make an announcement?

476
00:20:44,837 --> 00:20:45,837
Certainly.

477
00:20:45,838 --> 00:20:47,337
Everyone pay attention!

478
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,847
Our American guest

479
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,846
would like to make
an announcement.

480
00:20:51,847 --> 00:20:53,846
Thank you. Hello!

481
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:55,346
Firstly, let me just say

482
00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:57,847
it's wonderful
to be here in Ireland.

483
00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,857
I'm from America...

484
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,996
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

485
00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:10,496
I am representing
an American senator

486
00:21:10,497 --> 00:21:12,996
who is searching
for his Irish ancestors

487
00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,997
who resided here in ballinagra

488
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,506
approximately 3 generations ago.

489
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,256
So, looking up
the senator's roots.

490
00:21:20,257 --> 00:21:21,756
There must be
an election coming up.

491
00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:23,756
He just wants
to find his ancestors.

492
00:21:23,757 --> 00:21:24,757
His ancestors?

493
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:25,767
Do you mean like

494
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:26,767
all those other
American politicians

495
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:27,767
who come over

496
00:21:27,768 --> 00:21:29,266
trying to secure the Irish vote?

497
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,267
Those ancestors?

498
00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:31,766
Cynical!

499
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:33,266
Can't a senator find his family

500
00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:34,767
without it being
politically motivated?

501
00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:36,776
Nope.

502
00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:38,776
Maybe his ancestors
were leprechauns.

503
00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:40,276
Now, that would be good,
wouldn't it?

504
00:21:40,277 --> 00:21:41,277
How you doing?

505
00:21:41,777 --> 00:21:43,276
That would get
the leprechaun vote.

506
00:21:43,277 --> 00:21:44,277
They can't vote.

507
00:21:44,278 --> 00:21:47,277
Too small. Can't reach
the ballot box.

508
00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:50,286
Maybe he could be there.
Give them a hand.

509
00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:51,786
Lift them up.

510
00:21:51,787 --> 00:21:53,286
Seeing he has so much
Irish blood and all.

511
00:21:53,287 --> 00:21:56,287
Yeah. Did you
want something?

512
00:21:56,297 --> 00:21:57,297
No?

513
00:21:57,298 --> 00:21:58,307
Bye.

514
00:22:01,297 --> 00:22:02,796
Ladies and gentlemen,

515
00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,296
if I could have
your attention, please.

516
00:22:04,297 --> 00:22:06,297
We've got this
lovely little lady

517
00:22:06,307 --> 00:22:07,307
here from America

518
00:22:07,308 --> 00:22:08,816
who'd like to have a few words.

519
00:22:08,817 --> 00:22:10,806
Now, give her a big hand

520
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:12,306
because she needs
a lot of encouragement.

521
00:22:12,307 --> 00:22:15,307
Here she is now.
Isn't she lovely?

522
00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:16,766
And I'm sure we all wish her

523
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,776
the best of luck
in finding a husband.

524
00:22:18,777 --> 00:22:20,766
Hooray!

525
00:22:20,767 --> 00:22:22,766
Thank you. Hi!

526
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:23,767
My name is Marcy,

527
00:22:23,768 --> 00:22:25,767
and I'm representing
an American senator,

528
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:27,276
an important man...

529
00:22:27,277 --> 00:22:28,776
Thanks. Hi!

530
00:22:28,777 --> 00:22:32,276
♪ I'm representing
an American senator ♪

531
00:22:32,277 --> 00:22:34,777
♪ an important man ♪

532
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,787
♪ a future
American president ♪

533
00:22:38,287 --> 00:22:39,787
Who's in search
of his Irish ancestors

534
00:22:40,287 --> 00:22:42,286
who resided in ballinagra

535
00:22:42,287 --> 00:22:44,286
approximately 3 generations ago

536
00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:46,287
and moved to Boston.

537
00:22:46,297 --> 00:22:47,457
"If you know of the mcglorys,

538
00:22:47,797 --> 00:22:49,796
"would you please
be at Kelly's hotel

539
00:22:49,797 --> 00:22:50,797
"at 4 P.M. today.

540
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:53,796
Thank you."
Ha ha ha!

541
00:22:53,797 --> 00:22:57,297
♪ Great setting,
it is urgent ♪

542
00:22:57,307 --> 00:23:00,806
♪ at 4 P.M.,
Kelly's today ♪

543
00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:02,806
Don't forget. 4 P.M.

544
00:23:02,807 --> 00:23:05,307
Thank you.
The matter is urgent.

545
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,317
Well done.
Didn't she do well?

546
00:23:07,817 --> 00:23:09,826
Didn't she?
Wasn't that lovely?

547
00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:13,816
What a lovely little lady,
and a lovely speaking voice.

548
00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:16,317
Well done. Hooray!

549
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,837
Remember, 4:00 today,
Kelly's. Thank you.

550
00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:25,997
You see, the rich
American women,

551
00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:27,717
they love the long langers.

552
00:23:30,717 --> 00:23:32,217
Hi. Good turnout.

553
00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:33,227
Great turnout!

554
00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:35,237
Funny how it's all men, though.

555
00:23:40,727 --> 00:23:42,727
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi.

556
00:23:42,737 --> 00:23:44,736
Good afternoon.
Thank you for coming.

557
00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:47,242
But if anyone is here
just to propose to me,

558
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:49,736
you should leave now,
because this has nothing to do

559
00:23:49,737 --> 00:23:52,237
with the matchmaking festival.

560
00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:06,757
Um...

561
00:24:07,257 --> 00:24:08,756
Did you say that anyone
who wants to propose

562
00:24:08,757 --> 00:24:10,256
should stay here?

563
00:24:10,257 --> 00:24:12,757
No. I said everyone
who wants to propose

564
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:13,767
should leave now.

565
00:24:13,768 --> 00:24:16,266
Hard luck, Jimmy.

566
00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,767
Ah, worth a go.

567
00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:20,267
Cheers.

568
00:24:20,268 --> 00:24:23,267
That's it, Jimmy.

569
00:24:23,277 --> 00:24:25,787
Ha ha ha ha!

570
00:24:26,777 --> 00:24:28,277
Ha ha ha ha!

571
00:24:29,777 --> 00:24:32,277
Sean. Sean. Come here.

572
00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:34,786
Ha ha ha ha!

573
00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:37,286
Ha ha ha...

574
00:24:37,287 --> 00:24:40,286
You know what? Your laughter
is really irritating me.

575
00:24:40,287 --> 00:24:42,287
Ha ha ha!

576
00:24:42,297 --> 00:24:44,297
I'm sorry. You're funny.

577
00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:45,802
You think?
Yeah.

578
00:24:45,803 --> 00:24:47,296
I have a really funny idea.

579
00:24:47,297 --> 00:24:49,377
Why don't you take one of
those bottles back there...

580
00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:57,807
I can't tonight.
I'm busy.

581
00:25:02,817 --> 00:25:04,816
O'Connor:
Sorry. Closed.

582
00:25:04,817 --> 00:25:07,816
Hi! It's me! How are we
doing on my friend?

583
00:25:07,817 --> 00:25:10,816
Your friend?

584
00:25:10,817 --> 00:25:12,317
Senator mcglory.

585
00:25:12,327 --> 00:25:13,327
Oh, right!

586
00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:16,826
I'm afraid no luck there now.

587
00:25:16,827 --> 00:25:19,326
It'll be a few weeks
now, to be honest.

588
00:25:19,327 --> 00:25:20,826
No! A few weeks,
that's too long.

589
00:25:20,827 --> 00:25:23,077
Listen, I'm sorry about
the wait and everything,

590
00:25:23,587 --> 00:25:25,592
but with the festival
and everything...

591
00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:27,586
Well, I mean, things
have been very busy.

592
00:25:27,587 --> 00:25:30,086
Try again when you've got the...

593
00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:32,087
When you've got the...

594
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,597
Tomorrow morning.

595
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,607
Thank you.

596
00:25:37,597 --> 00:25:40,466
Senator mcglory!

597
00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:42,966
Yes, yes, I hate you all.

598
00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:44,727
When I'm president,
I'll have you all killed.

599
00:25:50,727 --> 00:25:52,226
What are you guys
laughing at? Hello?

600
00:25:52,227 --> 00:25:53,726
Nick, hey, it's Marcy.

601
00:25:53,727 --> 00:25:55,727
How's rocca doing over there?

602
00:25:55,737 --> 00:25:57,736
He's on the front page
of the <i>herald.</i>

603
00:25:57,737 --> 00:25:59,747
Apparently he had an affair
with a cocker spaniel.

604
00:25:59,737 --> 00:26:01,706
How do you think he's doing?
He's kicking our ass!

605
00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:03,706
May I speak
to the senator, please?

606
00:26:03,707 --> 00:26:06,706
Hang on. Senator, Marcy.
Thank you.

607
00:26:06,707 --> 00:26:07,707
Hey, marce!

608
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:10,457
Hey, John. You are not
going to believe this,

609
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,976
but I have landed
smack in the middle

610
00:26:11,977 --> 00:26:13,466
of a matchmaking festival.

611
00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:15,466
Oh, marce.

612
00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,966
This is going to be a lot
tougher than we thought.

613
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,467
Look, rocca is really
kicking my ass here

614
00:26:20,977 --> 00:26:22,177
with this family values thing.

615
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:23,477
You've gotta think positive.

616
00:26:23,478 --> 00:26:24,976
Think Jack Kennedy.

617
00:26:24,977 --> 00:26:27,976
Don't... don't latch on to
this Jack Kennedy dream

618
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,477
because I'll tell you
something, they don't even...

619
00:26:32,487 --> 00:26:33,987
Don't even barely
remember the man.

620
00:26:34,487 --> 00:26:36,986
Well, don't let me
down here, marce.

621
00:26:36,987 --> 00:26:38,487
If we play our cards right,

622
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,496
I'm gonna end up
like Kennedy, ok?

623
00:26:40,497 --> 00:26:41,497
Ok.

624
00:26:41,498 --> 00:26:44,496
Only, you know, alive.

625
00:26:44,497 --> 00:26:45,996
Ok, I'm gonna go now.

626
00:26:45,997 --> 00:26:46,997
Right.

627
00:26:46,997 --> 00:26:47,997
Bye.

628
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:49,746
Hey, Marcy, come have a drink.

629
00:26:49,747 --> 00:26:51,236
No, thank you.

630
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:52,736
You might as well.

631
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,236
What's this about Sean
not working tonight?

632
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:55,737
He worked all day.

633
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:57,247
Is he the one
with the broken leg?

634
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,746
You're working tonight, Sean,
you lazy little bollocks.

635
00:26:59,747 --> 00:27:00,747
God almighty.

636
00:27:00,747 --> 00:27:01,747
If their mother was still alive,

637
00:27:01,747 --> 00:27:02,747
she'd kill herself.

638
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:03,747
They're brothers?

639
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:06,247
Oh, calm down, pet, will you?

640
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:07,756
I have to get him
to bed in a minute.

641
00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:09,256
You know that.

642
00:27:09,257 --> 00:27:12,256
Actually, you look like
you could use the drink.

643
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,256
You know what I could
use, Marcy? A gun.

644
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,257
I could really use a gun.

645
00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,767
All right...
What's that?

646
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,266
Oh, for god's sake.

647
00:27:20,267 --> 00:27:21,767
Your hair looks great, love.
Did you get it done today?

648
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,267
They drive you to drink.

649
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,267
Of course, he had to come back.

650
00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:27,776
I thought he was doing well.

651
00:27:27,777 --> 00:27:29,286
We were reading
his stuff in the papers.

652
00:27:29,287 --> 00:27:30,776
That guy's a journalist?

653
00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:32,276
I thought so.

654
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:33,776
Now he seems to be
our fecking barman.

655
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,277
I mean, why would you give up

656
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,286
a good career like that to...

657
00:27:37,287 --> 00:27:39,297
to chase your brother
around the hotel

658
00:27:39,787 --> 00:27:40,287
like an idiot?!

659
00:27:40,787 --> 00:27:41,287
What's the problem?

660
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,286
They're just brothers,
that's all.

661
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,287
When they're apart,
they're both great.

662
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:47,297
Together, they have

663
00:27:47,298 --> 00:27:48,802
the combined mental age of 12.

664
00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,296
Anyway, how are you getting on?

665
00:27:50,297 --> 00:27:52,296
Not good.
I'm getting nervous.

666
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,177
I was told you couldn't
throw a rock around here

667
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,297
without hitting a mcglory.

668
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:56,806
Well, you got a shitload
of rocks out there,

669
00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,306
not a lot of mcglorys.

670
00:27:58,307 --> 00:28:00,312
Maybe you'd find a few
at the dance tonight.

671
00:28:00,313 --> 00:28:02,306
Why don't you
have a bit of crack?

672
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,307
Crack?

673
00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:04,807
Ah, yeah, it's brilliant crack.

674
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,317
I'm assuming by "crack"

675
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,816
you do not mean
incredibly hard drugs.

676
00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:10,816
No. It just means
having a laugh.

677
00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:12,817
Ha ha ha!

678
00:28:29,837 --> 00:28:30,837
She's a lovely girl.

679
00:28:48,357 --> 00:28:49,367
Heh heh heh.

680
00:28:50,357 --> 00:28:52,356
Hiya, Marcy.
You made it.

681
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:54,857
It's in full swing.
You'll have a great time.

682
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,377
Whiskey, please.

683
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:14,377
Thanks.

684
00:29:16,887 --> 00:29:19,386
♪ Lyndsey
was my first love ♪

685
00:29:19,387 --> 00:29:22,387
♪ she was in my class ♪

686
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:29,396
♪ I would have loved
to take her out ♪

687
00:29:29,397 --> 00:29:31,897
♪ but I was too shy
to ask... ♪

688
00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:32,897
Hi.

689
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:34,896
Still think it's
a joke, all this?

690
00:29:34,897 --> 00:29:36,397
No. Of course not.

691
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,406
Listen, you've
got to understand,

692
00:29:38,407 --> 00:29:41,406
it's hard to come on
like David niven

693
00:29:41,407 --> 00:29:43,207
when your nearest neighbor
lives 5 miles away,

694
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,906
and it's probably another man.

695
00:29:44,907 --> 00:29:47,907
See, all I do is get
people together

696
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,926
in a nice, friendly atmosphere

697
00:29:49,927 --> 00:29:51,416
where they can talk

698
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,916
and see if they feel ok
with each other.

699
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,917
You get 2 lonely people
together sometimes...

700
00:29:57,427 --> 00:30:00,437
And it's like they've known
each other all their lives.

701
00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:03,927
Man: Hey, dermot!

702
00:30:08,437 --> 00:30:09,936
Nice face.

703
00:30:09,937 --> 00:30:12,936
Pint, please.
Funny, isn't it?

704
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,936
So...

705
00:30:14,937 --> 00:30:16,437
Your senator must be desperate

706
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:17,447
to get you on a job like this.

707
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:18,946
He's not desperate.

708
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:19,947
He just wants to find
his family.

709
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,446
Has he looked in his house?

710
00:30:21,447 --> 00:30:22,447
They might be there.

711
00:30:22,448 --> 00:30:24,168
What is your problem?
Why does it bother you

712
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,947
that a man is trying
to trace his ancestors?

713
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,456
Don't dress it up.
It's show business.

714
00:30:27,457 --> 00:30:28,962
There's nothing wrong with that.

715
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:30,456
Please. That is
such a lazy cliché.

716
00:30:30,457 --> 00:30:32,456
What are you going to say next,
all politicians are the same?

717
00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:33,957
All politicians <i>are The same.</i>

718
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,957
Mm-hmm.

719
00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:40,977
Is being an idiot like
being high all the time?

720
00:30:41,467 --> 00:30:44,466
No. It's like
constantly being right.

721
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,967
You know?

722
00:30:46,977 --> 00:30:48,976
I'm going to the bathroom.

723
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,977
Have a nice time.

724
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,476
♪ I fell
for her one summer ♪

725
00:30:54,477 --> 00:30:57,477
♪ on the road
to liverpool... ♪

726
00:31:00,487 --> 00:31:01,986
Mmm!
Oh!

727
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:03,986
Dutch courage.

728
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:04,987
Don't tell Millie.

729
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,487
I won't.

730
00:31:06,497 --> 00:31:08,496
I think this is
about the right amount.

731
00:31:08,497 --> 00:31:10,996
Any more and I'll...

732
00:31:10,997 --> 00:31:13,997
Suffer from
a personality change.

733
00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,497
Do we have a bet this year?

734
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:17,507
Of course.

735
00:31:18,007 --> 00:31:20,516
All right, so 50 pounds
says you can't sort out

736
00:31:20,517 --> 00:31:23,506
Sean and the yankee woman.

737
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:27,007
Do I detect a lack of twinkle?

738
00:31:27,017 --> 00:31:28,017
'Cause I think
you lost the twinkle

739
00:31:28,018 --> 00:31:29,527
there for a second.

740
00:31:30,017 --> 00:31:31,516
It'll take a lot more than that

741
00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:32,517
to make me lose anything.

742
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:34,516
All right, it's a bet.

743
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,517
And how about this?
A hundred pounds.

744
00:31:37,527 --> 00:31:38,527
Done.

745
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,027
Bollocks.

746
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:46,537
Hey, would you...

747
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:47,537
fuck off!

748
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,036
Off I go!

749
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:50,537
Ha ha ha!

750
00:31:51,037 --> 00:31:53,036
I knew you two
would be great together

751
00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:55,036
the first moment I saw you.

752
00:31:55,037 --> 00:31:57,037
Oh, before you go, though,

753
00:31:57,047 --> 00:31:58,047
just come here for a minute.

754
00:31:58,047 --> 00:31:59,047
Ooh!
Aah!

755
00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,047
What in god's name

756
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,546
did you do that for, dermot?

757
00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:03,546
In every good relationship,
there's always a moment

758
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,547
when you both bend over
to pick up something

759
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,557
and end up clunking
your heads together.

760
00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:10,056
It's best to get it
out of the way.

761
00:32:10,057 --> 00:32:11,057
Excuse me.

762
00:32:18,567 --> 00:32:21,077
Listen, this mcglory thing,

763
00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:23,066
i may know someone
who can help you out.

764
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:25,067
Ohh, great!

765
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,576
There's a fella
lives in inishmore...

766
00:32:27,577 --> 00:32:29,586
it's one of the aran islands...

767
00:32:29,587 --> 00:32:31,576
called O'Hara.

768
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:34,576
He's full of stories and
information about this area.

769
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,577
I think he's your man.

770
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,086
Tremendous. How do i
get in touch with him?

771
00:32:37,087 --> 00:32:38,087
Now, there's no ferry,

772
00:32:38,088 --> 00:32:41,096
so you'll have to get
somebody to bring you over.

773
00:32:41,097 --> 00:32:43,086
Just leave it to me.

774
00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:45,587
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

775
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,596
Ah, sure, i couldn't refuse you.

776
00:32:47,597 --> 00:32:50,602
Just be by the pier
tomorrow morning at 10:00.

777
00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:52,096
I'll have something sorted out.

778
00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:54,596
You got it. Thank you.
See you later.

779
00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:56,097
You're welcome.
Bye-bye.

780
00:33:10,097 --> 00:33:12,097
Excuse me. Hi.

781
00:33:12,107 --> 00:33:13,107
Dermot o'brien
might have arranged...

782
00:33:13,108 --> 00:33:15,106
dermot fecking o'brien?

783
00:33:15,107 --> 00:33:17,112
Look, I'm not interested
in getting married.

784
00:33:17,113 --> 00:33:18,606
I'm not interested
at all... at all.

785
00:33:18,607 --> 00:33:20,606
Tell him I'm gay
or something, will ya?

786
00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:21,607
No, you don't understand.

787
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,607
Oh, god, another
fecking yank as well!

788
00:33:23,617 --> 00:33:24,617
Who am I, huh?

789
00:33:24,618 --> 00:33:26,122
Aristotle
o-fecking-nassis, huh?

790
00:33:26,123 --> 00:33:27,616
Honest to god, i don't know.

791
00:33:27,617 --> 00:33:29,116
You'd have more sense
than getting married.

792
00:33:29,117 --> 00:33:30,117
Enough grief in the world

793
00:33:30,117 --> 00:33:31,117
without adding to it.

794
00:33:31,617 --> 00:33:32,617
Hi.
Hi.

795
00:33:32,627 --> 00:33:33,627
Dermot said you wanted me

796
00:33:33,628 --> 00:33:36,126
to give you a lift
to the aran islands.

797
00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:37,127
I am all right with that.

798
00:33:37,128 --> 00:33:40,126
I just wondered
why me in particular?

799
00:33:40,127 --> 00:33:41,627
I don't want you in particular.

800
00:33:45,137 --> 00:33:47,636
Where is that ferry going?

801
00:33:47,637 --> 00:33:49,137
The aran islands.

802
00:33:49,637 --> 00:33:50,637
Of course it is.

803
00:33:53,147 --> 00:33:54,147
You want a hand with that?

804
00:33:54,147 --> 00:33:55,147
No, I got it.

805
00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,146
Here, let me give you a hand.

806
00:34:00,147 --> 00:34:01,646
No. I can do it.

807
00:34:01,647 --> 00:34:03,147
I can get it!

808
00:34:03,157 --> 00:34:04,656
Just come here.

809
00:34:04,657 --> 00:34:07,656
Ow!

810
00:34:07,657 --> 00:34:08,657
You all right?

811
00:34:08,657 --> 00:34:09,657
Yeah.

812
00:34:29,177 --> 00:34:30,676
I hope this guy's
as knowledgeable

813
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:31,677
as dermot says he is.

814
00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,177
I'd say he is.
I've heard of him.

815
00:34:33,187 --> 00:34:35,186
These old fellas
know everything.

816
00:34:35,187 --> 00:34:36,436
Mr. O'Hara!

817
00:34:36,437 --> 00:34:37,937
Oh, fecking tourists!

818
00:34:38,437 --> 00:34:40,437
We'd like to talk to you.

819
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,446
Aah! Oh, my god!

820
00:34:44,447 --> 00:34:45,946
He's crazy!

821
00:34:45,947 --> 00:34:47,446
He just threw a rock at me!

822
00:34:47,447 --> 00:34:48,946
He threw a rock at you?!

823
00:34:48,947 --> 00:34:50,446
He threw a rock at both of us!

824
00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:52,447
Well, say something
in Irish to him!

825
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,456
Maybe he'll like you
better! Speak Irish!

826
00:34:54,457 --> 00:34:55,466
What do you mean, "speak Irish"?

827
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,957
Me speak Irish to him?

828
00:35:04,077 --> 00:35:06,577
Marcy: Oh! Oh, that's
the "come in" gesture.

829
00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:07,587
That's good.

830
00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:09,086
I hope so. Murphy.

831
00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:10,087
What did you say to him?

832
00:35:10,587 --> 00:35:13,086
I, uh...

833
00:35:13,087 --> 00:35:15,587
I asked him if I could
use his toilet.

834
00:35:15,597 --> 00:35:17,596
Impressive.

835
00:35:17,597 --> 00:35:19,102
Well, it's the one bit of Irish

836
00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:20,596
every schoolkid has to know

837
00:35:20,597 --> 00:35:22,596
'cause if you don't... well,
if you don't say it in Irish,

838
00:35:22,597 --> 00:35:24,096
then you don't
get out of the class,

839
00:35:24,097 --> 00:35:25,597
if you don't get out of class,
you go in your pants.

840
00:35:25,607 --> 00:35:27,106
If you go in your pants,
you're in trouble.

841
00:35:27,107 --> 00:35:28,107
Ok. I got it.

842
00:35:28,108 --> 00:35:29,617
It's not very nice
if you go in your pants.

843
00:35:29,607 --> 00:35:30,607
I got it.

844
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,987
'Tis in there.

845
00:35:33,997 --> 00:35:35,507
Actually, I'll hold on to it.

846
00:35:35,997 --> 00:35:37,996
I thought you might, aye.

847
00:35:37,997 --> 00:35:38,997
Well, what do you want?

848
00:35:38,998 --> 00:35:40,996
Dermot o'brien said you
might be able to help me.

849
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:42,497
Oh, he did, did he?

850
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:44,006
And leave that alone!

851
00:35:44,007 --> 00:35:45,516
This is no fecking
museum, you know!

852
00:35:45,517 --> 00:35:47,006
What do you want?

853
00:35:47,007 --> 00:35:50,006
I'm looking for a family
called the mcglorys

854
00:35:50,007 --> 00:35:52,507
who moved to Boston
a long time ago.

855
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:55,016
"A long time ago."

856
00:35:55,017 --> 00:35:58,022
Oh, Jesus, that's a great help.
That really narrows it down.

857
00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,516
Tell me. Is that fella
dermot o'brien

858
00:36:00,517 --> 00:36:03,517
still conning tourists into
marrying complete strangers?

859
00:36:03,527 --> 00:36:05,536
I take it you've never had
need of his services?

860
00:36:05,537 --> 00:36:09,027
Feck off. Me and Eileen,
childhood sweethearts.

861
00:36:09,527 --> 00:36:11,527
Ah, god, I miss her sometimes.
That's her there.

862
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:15,037
Oh, pretty. I'm sorry.
When did she pass away?

863
00:36:15,537 --> 00:36:18,036
What? Oh, Jesus,
she's not dead!

864
00:36:18,037 --> 00:36:19,117
She's away on her holidays!

865
00:36:19,537 --> 00:36:21,036
Oh, god, I'm sorry!
I misun...

866
00:36:21,037 --> 00:36:24,537
ha ha! God,
that's priceless!

867
00:36:24,547 --> 00:36:27,052
Oh, jeez, I must
remember that. Ha ha!

868
00:36:27,053 --> 00:36:29,546
Will you have some coffee?
You will, you will.

869
00:36:29,547 --> 00:36:33,047
Now, where was I?
Oh, the mcglorys, aye!

870
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:35,566
Now, there's no mcglorys
in this area, no,

871
00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:38,056
but one group went to Australia,

872
00:36:38,057 --> 00:36:41,056
and another group,
they ended up in liverpool,

873
00:36:41,057 --> 00:36:43,557
but no mcglorys ever
went from here to Boston.

874
00:36:43,567 --> 00:36:46,066
I'm surprised at dermot now,

875
00:36:46,067 --> 00:36:49,066
didn't pass this information
onto you himself.

876
00:36:49,067 --> 00:36:50,566
Sure, Jesus,

877
00:36:50,567 --> 00:36:53,567
didn't I tell him all this
on the phone last night?

878
00:36:56,577 --> 00:36:58,576
Cappuccino?

879
00:36:58,577 --> 00:37:00,577
The matchmaker's ethics...

880
00:37:05,087 --> 00:37:06,596
Marcy:
What am I doing here?

881
00:37:06,597 --> 00:37:08,586
Why have I come?

882
00:37:08,587 --> 00:37:10,086
You're trying to find
an Irish family

883
00:37:10,087 --> 00:37:11,586
so that an American politician

884
00:37:11,587 --> 00:37:13,587
can be filmed drinking
guinness with them.

885
00:37:13,597 --> 00:37:14,597
World-shattering stuff.

886
00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:17,102
Oh, it is a bit more
relevant than that.

887
00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,096
Do you think tending bar
in a tasteless shirt

888
00:37:19,097 --> 00:37:20,377
is a more profound and valid way

889
00:37:20,597 --> 00:37:21,597
to spend your time?

890
00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:25,612
Yes, I do think that tending
bar in a tasteless shirt

891
00:37:25,613 --> 00:37:28,606
is a more profound and
valid use of my time.

892
00:37:28,607 --> 00:37:30,606
Yes, I do.
That's why I do it.

893
00:37:30,607 --> 00:37:33,607
I like the world just
the way it is, thank you.

894
00:37:33,617 --> 00:37:35,616
No way. You couldn't
be content

895
00:37:35,617 --> 00:37:36,617
with the way of the world.

896
00:37:36,618 --> 00:37:38,116
You just couldn't.

897
00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:40,616
If you were, I'd be
forced to hate you.

898
00:37:40,617 --> 00:37:43,117
Aha!

899
00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:46,126
So you don't hate me.

900
00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:48,127
I always think that
the basis for any friendship

901
00:37:48,627 --> 00:37:50,627
is that the 2 people
don't hate each other.

902
00:37:51,127 --> 00:37:53,627
Yeah?

903
00:37:53,637 --> 00:37:56,136
Listen, you know,
it's going to be dark soon.

904
00:37:56,137 --> 00:37:58,136
I think we're going to have
to stay here on the island.

905
00:37:58,137 --> 00:37:59,636
Ok, wait a minute.

906
00:37:59,637 --> 00:38:01,136
This isn't some plan

907
00:38:01,137 --> 00:38:02,637
you're in on with dermot, right?

908
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:04,646
What do you mean, "plan"?
What kind of plan?

909
00:38:04,647 --> 00:38:07,146
You know,
the matchmaking festival.

910
00:38:07,147 --> 00:38:08,646
That's not my style.
You really think...

911
00:38:08,647 --> 00:38:12,147
you have a style?
Ha ha! Ok.

912
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:14,156
All right, thanks very much.

913
00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:15,656
Ha ha!

914
00:38:15,657 --> 00:38:17,156
So why'd you quit
being a journalist?

915
00:38:17,157 --> 00:38:19,156
Jesus, that Sarah.

916
00:38:19,157 --> 00:38:20,157
You could park a car
in her mouth

917
00:38:20,158 --> 00:38:23,157
if she held it
still long enough.

918
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,666
So, why'd you...

919
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,172
listen, don't flatter me
with that journalist shit, ok?

920
00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:29,666
I was just a PR man
for anybody kind enough

921
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:32,167
to send me
a press release, you know?

922
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:35,176
Sounds kind of cushy.
Why would you give that up?

923
00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:37,187
Things rarely go

924
00:38:37,677 --> 00:38:40,676
according to one's youthful
heroic master plans, do they?

925
00:38:40,677 --> 00:38:42,177
Hmm.

926
00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,686
Sometimes, it's not only easier

927
00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:46,686
to walk away from something,

928
00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:49,686
it's also the right thing
to do, you know?

929
00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:51,687
Yeah.

930
00:38:54,697 --> 00:38:57,707
Sometimes the easy way out's
the right way out, yeah?

931
00:39:03,707 --> 00:39:05,207
I can see that.

932
00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:09,706
It's beautiful, isn't it?

933
00:39:09,707 --> 00:39:10,707
Mm-hmm.

934
00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:18,216
I'm sorry.

935
00:39:18,217 --> 00:39:20,716
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
You startled me.

936
00:39:20,717 --> 00:39:23,217
I'm dating an American
in America.

937
00:39:23,727 --> 00:39:24,807
I'm seeing somebody myself.

938
00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:25,737
We wouldn't want dermot

939
00:39:26,227 --> 00:39:27,467
to succeed so easily, would we?

940
00:39:27,727 --> 00:39:28,727
Absolutely not.

941
00:39:28,728 --> 00:39:30,726
I'm sorry. Don't worry.
It's fine. No problem.

942
00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:32,227
That's all right.

943
00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:34,236
I just wanted...
You know...

944
00:39:34,237 --> 00:39:35,237
I am just so thrilled

945
00:39:35,238 --> 00:39:37,746
not to be stuck in
that office right now.

946
00:39:37,747 --> 00:39:39,236
This is great.

947
00:39:39,237 --> 00:39:40,606
Whoo-hoo!

948
00:39:40,607 --> 00:39:42,106
I hate my job!

949
00:39:42,107 --> 00:39:43,107
Marcy, hey!

950
00:39:43,108 --> 00:39:46,107
Whoo-hoo!

951
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:48,616
Whoo!

952
00:39:48,617 --> 00:39:51,116
Marcy! Marcy!

953
00:39:51,117 --> 00:39:53,117
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

954
00:39:55,117 --> 00:39:56,617
Aah!

955
00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:57,627
Oh, shit!

956
00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:59,126
You all right?

957
00:39:59,127 --> 00:40:01,127
You ok?

958
00:40:03,377 --> 00:40:04,377
Hi!

959
00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:09,886
Could we please have
the 2 largest whiskies

960
00:40:09,887 --> 00:40:10,887
you've ever poured in your life?

961
00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:12,886
And also, where is your phone?

962
00:40:12,887 --> 00:40:13,887
Over there.

963
00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:15,386
Thank you. Down.

964
00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:16,887
Ow! Ow! Ow!

965
00:40:16,897 --> 00:40:17,897
You ok?
Yes, I'm fine.

966
00:40:17,898 --> 00:40:19,907
Sure, now?
Yeah.

967
00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:22,897
No, thanks.

968
00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,896
She looks a heavy carry.

969
00:40:24,897 --> 00:40:27,397
No, no. Sure, no.
Not at all, no.

970
00:40:27,407 --> 00:40:29,417
Hi. I need to make
a collect call, please,

971
00:40:29,907 --> 00:40:30,907
to the states.

972
00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:32,406
Massachusetts.

973
00:40:32,407 --> 00:40:34,406
How you doing?

974
00:40:34,407 --> 00:40:35,407
Marcy on line 5, senator.

975
00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:37,907
I'll take it in my office.

976
00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:42,416
Marcy, where the hell are you?

977
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:43,417
The aran islands.

978
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:44,916
Where?
The aran islands.

979
00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:45,917
Where the hell is that?

980
00:40:46,427 --> 00:40:48,926
It's off the coast. Listen,
I'm stuck here tonight,

981
00:40:48,927 --> 00:40:50,436
but that gives me another
opportunity tomorrow

982
00:40:50,437 --> 00:40:51,926
to do some more investigating.

983
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,427
But I must warn you,
it does not look likely

984
00:40:54,927 --> 00:40:56,927
that any mcglorys went
from ballinagra to Boston.

985
00:40:57,437 --> 00:40:57,937
I'm sorry.

986
00:40:58,437 --> 00:40:59,947
No, listen, marce,
you don't understand.

987
00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:00,937
They did.

988
00:41:00,938 --> 00:41:02,936
The old man told me.
They definitely did.

989
00:41:02,937 --> 00:41:05,436
I mean, where the hell
do I come from?

990
00:41:05,437 --> 00:41:06,937
I must have come from somewhere!

991
00:41:06,947 --> 00:41:08,447
I wasn't made in a laboratory!

992
00:41:08,947 --> 00:41:10,446
I'm a United States senator!

993
00:41:10,447 --> 00:41:11,447
I understand that.

994
00:41:11,448 --> 00:41:13,446
I'm trying, and I will
continue to try.

995
00:41:13,447 --> 00:41:16,947
Yeah, I know. I know
you've done your best.

996
00:41:16,957 --> 00:41:18,456
Absolutely no mcglorys.

997
00:41:18,457 --> 00:41:19,967
Complete
mcglory-free zone.

998
00:41:20,457 --> 00:41:21,457
All right. Plan 2.

999
00:41:21,457 --> 00:41:22,457
Plan b?

1000
00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:23,956
Plan b, 2, whatever.

1001
00:41:23,957 --> 00:41:25,957
Plan b-2?
What the hell is that?

1002
00:41:25,967 --> 00:41:27,927
All right, listen up.
Here's what you're gonna do.

1003
00:41:34,967 --> 00:41:36,467
I can't do this.

1004
00:41:38,477 --> 00:41:40,487
I couldn't help overhearing
your American accent.

1005
00:41:40,977 --> 00:41:41,977
Are you just visiting here?

1006
00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:42,977
Yeah, I am.

1007
00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:45,476
We were wondering if
you could do us a favor.

1008
00:41:45,477 --> 00:41:46,977
We can't decide who's
the best singer here.

1009
00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:47,987
Could you judge?

1010
00:41:47,987 --> 00:41:48,987
Oh, no.

1011
00:41:48,988 --> 00:41:51,986
It's a sort of tradition
that a single girl decides.

1012
00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,187
We don't often get girls as
attractive as yourself here.

1013
00:41:54,487 --> 00:41:55,487
Ohh...

1014
00:41:55,488 --> 00:41:57,987
Oh, go on.
Why wouldn't you?

1015
00:41:57,997 --> 00:42:01,496
Sure it is a great judge
that you'd be,

1016
00:42:01,497 --> 00:42:02,497
and you from the land
of Perry Mason and all.

1017
00:42:02,997 --> 00:42:03,497
This isn't a "humiliate
the tourist"

1018
00:42:03,997 --> 00:42:05,496
scenario, is it?

1019
00:42:05,497 --> 00:42:06,497
No.

1020
00:42:06,507 --> 00:42:07,507
Ok, then you do it.

1021
00:42:07,508 --> 00:42:09,517
Has to be a single girl.

1022
00:42:11,007 --> 00:42:13,006
Ok. What do I do?

1023
00:42:13,007 --> 00:42:15,007
Good girl yourself.

1024
00:42:17,017 --> 00:42:21,516
♪ In 1841 ♪

1025
00:42:21,517 --> 00:42:25,516
♪ my corduroy breeches
i put on ♪

1026
00:42:25,517 --> 00:42:29,526
♪ my corduroy breeches
i put on ♪

1027
00:42:29,527 --> 00:42:33,527
♪ to work
upon the railway ♪

1028
00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:38,527
♪ in 1848, I learnt
to drink my whiskey straight ♪

1029
00:42:38,537 --> 00:42:40,046
♪ learnt to drink
my whiskey straight ♪

1030
00:42:40,047 --> 00:42:41,537
♪ working
on the railway ♪

1031
00:42:55,047 --> 00:43:00,556
♪ Low lie
the fields of athenry ♪

1032
00:43:00,557 --> 00:43:07,057
♪ where once we watched
the small, free birds fly ♪

1033
00:43:07,067 --> 00:43:10,566
♪ our love was on the wing ♪

1034
00:43:10,567 --> 00:43:14,066
♪ we had dreams and songs
to sing ♪

1035
00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:20,076
♪ it's so lonely by
the fields of athenry ♪

1036
00:43:20,077 --> 00:43:21,077
Whoo!

1037
00:43:26,087 --> 00:43:28,086
Well, what do you think?

1038
00:43:28,087 --> 00:43:29,087
Oh, i...

1039
00:43:29,088 --> 00:43:30,597
is it too late to enter?

1040
00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:41,096
♪ On raglan road
on an Autumn day ♪

1041
00:43:41,097 --> 00:43:44,596
♪ I first saw her,
and I knew ♪

1042
00:43:44,597 --> 00:43:49,097
♪ that her dark hair
would weave a snare ♪

1043
00:43:49,107 --> 00:43:53,106
♪ that I might one day rue ♪

1044
00:43:53,107 --> 00:43:55,106
♪ I saw the danger ♪

1045
00:43:55,107 --> 00:44:00,616
♪ yet I walked along
the enchanted way ♪

1046
00:44:00,617 --> 00:44:02,617
♪ so I said, let grief ♪

1047
00:44:03,117 --> 00:44:06,617
♪ be a fallen leaf ♪

1048
00:44:06,627 --> 00:44:10,126
♪ at the dawning
of the day ♪

1049
00:44:10,127 --> 00:44:16,127
♪ and the queen of hearts,
she's still makin' tarts ♪

1050
00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:20,136
♪ and I'm not making hay ♪

1051
00:44:20,137 --> 00:44:22,636
♪ but I've loved too much ♪

1052
00:44:22,637 --> 00:44:27,637
♪ by such, by such ♪

1053
00:44:27,647 --> 00:44:33,657
♪ of happiness
thrown away ♪

1054
00:44:39,657 --> 00:44:41,157
Give us some lights
there, will ya?

1055
00:44:44,157 --> 00:44:45,656
Now you'll have
to choose a winner.

1056
00:44:45,657 --> 00:44:47,657
Oh, god. Well, what
does the winner get?

1057
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,167
A kiss from the judge.

1058
00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:57,667
♪ Why don't you stay ♪

1059
00:44:59,177 --> 00:45:04,687
♪ Stay a while
with your own ones ♪

1060
00:45:05,177 --> 00:45:09,177
♪ for this world
is so cold ♪

1061
00:45:09,187 --> 00:45:13,186
♪ why don't you
stay and share ♪

1062
00:45:13,187 --> 00:45:20,697
♪ with your own ones ♪

1063
00:45:23,197 --> 00:45:24,197
Hmm.

1064
00:45:36,717 --> 00:45:37,717
Ah, the winner...

1065
00:45:37,718 --> 00:45:39,217
Tough decision.

1066
00:45:41,217 --> 00:45:43,716
The winner.

1067
00:45:43,717 --> 00:45:45,717
Crowd: Whoo!

1068
00:45:53,727 --> 00:45:57,227
Hey, listen, I know I'm
not the greatest singer...

1069
00:45:57,237 --> 00:45:59,236
no, no, no.
Stop there.

1070
00:45:59,237 --> 00:46:01,747
You are... and I don't
believe this will come

1071
00:46:02,237 --> 00:46:03,237
as a surprise to you...

1072
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:06,737
one of the worst singers
I've ever heard.

1073
00:46:06,747 --> 00:46:09,246
But it was very sweet.

1074
00:46:09,247 --> 00:46:11,257
Listen...

1075
00:46:15,247 --> 00:46:18,747
I'm... I'll see you
in the morning. Ok?

1076
00:46:27,267 --> 00:46:28,766
Sean:
Murphy.

1077
00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,777
Quiet now!

1078
00:46:34,267 --> 00:46:39,267
Woman: ♪ do you
remember that sunny day? ♪

1079
00:46:39,277 --> 00:46:41,276
♪ Somewhere in London ♪

1080
00:46:41,277 --> 00:46:44,776
♪ in
the middle of nowhere ♪

1081
00:46:44,777 --> 00:46:49,786
♪ didn't have nothing
to do that day ♪

1082
00:46:49,787 --> 00:46:50,787
Wrong room.

1083
00:46:50,788 --> 00:46:55,286
♪ Didn't want to do
nothing anyway ♪

1084
00:46:55,287 --> 00:46:57,787
Oh, god!

1085
00:46:57,797 --> 00:46:58,797
Oh, god!

1086
00:46:58,798 --> 00:47:02,807
Man: ♪ you've
got a way of walkin' ♪

1087
00:47:03,797 --> 00:47:08,297
Woman: ♪ you've
got a way of talking ♪

1088
00:47:08,307 --> 00:47:12,306
Man: ♪ and there's
something about you ♪

1089
00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:17,307
Woman: ♪ and now I know I never
ever want to be without you ♪

1090
00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:22,816
Hi. I was hoping
to collect

1091
00:47:22,817 --> 00:47:24,317
the rest of my first prize.

1092
00:47:24,817 --> 00:47:25,817
Both: ♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

1093
00:47:25,818 --> 00:47:27,817
♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

1094
00:47:30,327 --> 00:47:34,826
Woman:
♪ of your precious love ♪

1095
00:47:34,827 --> 00:47:35,827
We have to talk.

1096
00:47:35,827 --> 00:47:36,827
Absolutely.

1097
00:47:39,837 --> 00:47:41,836
Man:
♪ first time I saw you ♪

1098
00:47:41,837 --> 00:47:43,837
♪ standing in the street ♪

1099
00:47:44,337 --> 00:47:47,337
♪ you were so cool you
could have put out Vietnam ♪

1100
00:47:47,347 --> 00:47:50,357
Wow. He must really
like that dog.

1101
00:47:51,847 --> 00:47:53,846
Yeah.

1102
00:47:53,847 --> 00:47:57,597
Woman: ♪ kind of shy... ♪

1103
00:47:57,607 --> 00:48:00,606
Wow, it is so beautiful here!

1104
00:48:00,607 --> 00:48:02,106
If I could just get
the <i>New York times,</i>

1105
00:48:02,107 --> 00:48:03,606
it would be perfect.

1106
00:48:03,607 --> 00:48:05,606
Oh, you could never live here.

1107
00:48:05,607 --> 00:48:07,107
What makes you say that?

1108
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,616
You're a big city kind of girl.

1109
00:48:08,617 --> 00:48:11,116
You're... you're
Mary Tyler Moore.

1110
00:48:11,117 --> 00:48:13,997
Oh, yes, I'm so very
Mary Tyler Moore.

1111
00:48:14,007 --> 00:48:15,506
Everyone says so.

1112
00:48:15,507 --> 00:48:18,016
It's like you need to be
hooked up to the city,

1113
00:48:18,017 --> 00:48:21,006
otherwise
your batteries go flat.

1114
00:48:21,007 --> 00:48:23,507
Ok, so I'm like
a battery-operated

1115
00:48:23,517 --> 00:48:24,517
Mary Tyler Moore.

1116
00:48:24,518 --> 00:48:26,516
If you flatter me any more,

1117
00:48:26,517 --> 00:48:28,277
I'm going to have to toss
your pale Irish ass

1118
00:48:28,517 --> 00:48:30,017
off the side of this boat.

1119
00:48:30,517 --> 00:48:31,517
Look at you, you're
jumping all over the place.

1120
00:48:31,518 --> 00:48:33,517
I'm not!
Ha ha ha!

1121
00:48:33,527 --> 00:48:36,026
Can't you just relax?

1122
00:48:36,027 --> 00:48:37,526
Take it all in, sure!

1123
00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:41,026
You know what it is?
I... i feel disconnected.

1124
00:48:41,027 --> 00:48:43,527
I can't use my cell phone.
I can't check my messages.

1125
00:48:43,537 --> 00:48:45,536
There's no overnight
mail service.

1126
00:48:45,537 --> 00:48:47,536
My computer is useless here.

1127
00:48:47,537 --> 00:48:52,037
It's... i... i long
to fax someone.

1128
00:48:55,047 --> 00:48:56,296
I have a fax.

1129
00:48:56,297 --> 00:48:58,907
You do?

1130
00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:03,556
Man:
♪ you got a way of walking ♪

1131
00:49:03,557 --> 00:49:07,556
Woman: ♪ you got
a way of talking... ♪

1132
00:49:07,557 --> 00:49:11,557
Don't go home, Sean!

1133
00:49:14,067 --> 00:49:16,577
Don't go home!

1134
00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:20,067
Woman:
♪ he's my kind of guy ♪

1135
00:49:20,567 --> 00:49:23,067
Man: ♪ and now I know I never,
ever want to be without you ♪

1136
00:49:23,077 --> 00:49:24,077
Jesus.

1137
00:49:24,577 --> 00:49:26,076
Woman: ♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

1138
00:49:26,077 --> 00:49:28,576
♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

1139
00:49:28,577 --> 00:49:30,076
Man: ♪ I want to be
haunted by the ghost ♪

1140
00:49:30,077 --> 00:49:33,077
♪ I want to be haunted
by the ghost ♪

1141
00:49:33,087 --> 00:49:39,097
Woman: ♪ now I know I never,
ever want to be without you... ♪

1142
00:49:40,587 --> 00:49:41,587
This is my house.

1143
00:49:41,587 --> 00:49:42,587
Nice.

1144
00:49:42,588 --> 00:49:45,087
It's lovely.
Come on.

1145
00:49:45,097 --> 00:49:47,607
And when I'm not
working in the bar,

1146
00:49:48,097 --> 00:49:49,097
i do a bit of work here.

1147
00:49:49,097 --> 00:49:50,097
What are you working on now?

1148
00:49:50,097 --> 00:49:51,097
A little piece.

1149
00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:52,597
Is it all about me?

1150
00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:54,097
Is it? Oh, maybe.

1151
00:49:54,107 --> 00:49:55,107
Can I read it?

1152
00:49:55,108 --> 00:49:56,606
If you're nice to me.

1153
00:49:56,607 --> 00:49:59,107
Oh, I've been very nice to you.

1154
00:50:02,107 --> 00:50:04,107
Hi, baby.

1155
00:50:04,117 --> 00:50:06,116
What are you doing here?

1156
00:50:06,117 --> 00:50:09,626
Well, don't get too emotional.
I might just start crying.

1157
00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:11,116
Uh, moira Kelly.

1158
00:50:11,117 --> 00:50:13,117
Hi. Marcy.
Moira Kelly?

1159
00:50:13,127 --> 00:50:14,626
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm his wife.

1160
00:50:14,627 --> 00:50:17,136
Listen, I'm sorry if
I've come at a bad time.

1161
00:50:17,137 --> 00:50:18,626
You haven't.
I have.

1162
00:50:18,627 --> 00:50:20,126
We're separated.

1163
00:50:20,127 --> 00:50:21,127
Great. Great.

1164
00:50:21,128 --> 00:50:24,627
I'm sorry. I'm going.
This happened last time.

1165
00:50:24,637 --> 00:50:26,636
I just keep popping up
at bad moments.

1166
00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:27,637
No, really.

1167
00:50:27,637 --> 00:50:28,637
I'm so busy. I have
so much work to do.

1168
00:50:28,638 --> 00:50:30,136
We wouldn't want
a repeat of last time.

1169
00:50:30,137 --> 00:50:31,636
Nice meeting you.

1170
00:50:31,637 --> 00:50:33,137
Stay. Hold on.
Marcy, come back.

1171
00:50:34,147 --> 00:50:36,147
Marcy! Marcy!

1172
00:50:38,647 --> 00:50:40,146
What are you doing here, moira?

1173
00:50:40,147 --> 00:50:41,827
Well, I just thought
i might give up my job

1174
00:50:42,147 --> 00:50:44,147
and work as a bartender
for a while.

1175
00:50:44,157 --> 00:50:46,156
Stay out of my business,
all right?

1176
00:50:46,157 --> 00:50:47,667
It has nothing to do with you.

1177
00:50:50,157 --> 00:50:51,657
Hey!

1178
00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,236
Hey, careful!

1179
00:51:01,237 --> 00:51:03,237
Watch the car!

1180
00:51:10,247 --> 00:51:13,246
Now, I think your mother
will just love this.

1181
00:51:13,247 --> 00:51:14,746
There you go.

1182
00:51:14,747 --> 00:51:15,747
And listen,

1183
00:51:15,748 --> 00:51:17,747
I'll throw in one of them
as a little gift.

1184
00:51:17,757 --> 00:51:18,757
There you go.

1185
00:51:18,757 --> 00:51:19,757
Thank you.

1186
00:51:19,758 --> 00:51:21,256
It's a pleasure
doing business with you.

1187
00:51:21,257 --> 00:51:22,757
I'll see you to the door.

1188
00:51:23,757 --> 00:51:24,757
Miss. Miss!

1189
00:51:24,758 --> 00:51:26,257
Hey!

1190
00:51:26,267 --> 00:51:27,766
It's a mess.

1191
00:51:27,767 --> 00:51:29,266
How could you
find anything in here,

1192
00:51:29,267 --> 00:51:30,766
even if you wanted to?

1193
00:51:30,767 --> 00:51:32,266
What kind of system is this?

1194
00:51:32,267 --> 00:51:33,766
What kind of ineffective,

1195
00:51:33,767 --> 00:51:35,766
yet not inexpensive
system is this?

1196
00:51:35,767 --> 00:51:37,767
It's my own personal system.

1197
00:51:37,777 --> 00:51:39,786
Now, please, don't...
Don't mess it up.

1198
00:51:39,787 --> 00:51:41,776
Oh, why? Who would know?

1199
00:51:41,777 --> 00:51:42,777
Big difference.

1200
00:51:44,277 --> 00:51:45,776
What are you hiding?

1201
00:51:45,777 --> 00:51:47,277
What are you hiding?

1202
00:51:47,787 --> 00:51:48,787
Hiding? I don't know...

1203
00:51:48,788 --> 00:51:50,296
haven't a clue what
you're talking about.

1204
00:51:50,297 --> 00:51:51,786
Would you move?

1205
00:51:51,787 --> 00:51:53,287
Excuse me. Please.

1206
00:51:54,787 --> 00:51:56,787
I don't believe it!

1207
00:51:56,797 --> 00:51:58,296
I don't be...

1208
00:51:58,297 --> 00:52:00,302
everything is in here, isn't it?

1209
00:52:00,303 --> 00:52:02,296
Everything I need
is right in here.

1210
00:52:02,297 --> 00:52:03,297
Well, yeah.

1211
00:52:11,307 --> 00:52:13,307
No... no, not the face!

1212
00:52:14,807 --> 00:52:16,807
In matchmaking, as in life,

1213
00:52:16,817 --> 00:52:20,327
the unexpected is
a dangerous, merciless foe,

1214
00:52:20,817 --> 00:52:23,317
so <i>be Prepared.</i>

1215
00:52:24,567 --> 00:52:26,066
The president's here!

1216
00:52:26,067 --> 00:52:28,067
The president of America's here!

1217
00:52:30,077 --> 00:52:32,076
Oh, fuck me.
Not another one.

1218
00:52:32,077 --> 00:52:34,076
Sarah: I'm sorry, sir.
That's a guest phone.

1219
00:52:34,077 --> 00:52:35,077
We're about to be guests.

1220
00:52:35,078 --> 00:52:36,577
We need 2 rooms with big beds.

1221
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:37,587
Sarah:
We're totally booked up.

1222
00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:39,086
Fine.

1223
00:52:39,087 --> 00:52:40,586
Nick: Hey.
What's going on?

1224
00:52:40,587 --> 00:52:41,587
There's my girl.

1225
00:52:41,588 --> 00:52:43,586
Hi.

1226
00:52:43,587 --> 00:52:46,086
Real shithole of a hotel
you picked here. Jesus.

1227
00:52:46,087 --> 00:52:47,587
I gotta talk to you.

1228
00:52:47,597 --> 00:52:48,597
In private.

1229
00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:50,106
Nick: Typical.
No signal.

1230
00:52:50,107 --> 00:52:53,096
All right, enough!
Enough. I'll do it.

1231
00:52:53,097 --> 00:52:56,096
We know you'll do it.
You get paid to do it.

1232
00:52:56,097 --> 00:52:57,597
We asked you to do it.

1233
00:52:57,607 --> 00:52:58,607
The question is why haven't
you done it already?

1234
00:52:58,608 --> 00:53:00,116
'Cause I don't wanna do it.
I don't like it.

1235
00:53:00,117 --> 00:53:01,606
I don't feel
it's within my brief.

1236
00:53:01,607 --> 00:53:04,107
Oh, well, uh, let's have
a brief rebriefing, ok?

1237
00:53:04,607 --> 00:53:06,106
My brief is to get him
re-elected, ok?

1238
00:53:06,107 --> 00:53:08,107
Your brief is to do
what I tell you to do.

1239
00:53:08,117 --> 00:53:10,116
So now I want you to find
some fake mcglorys,

1240
00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:11,357
whoever the fuck they might be.

1241
00:53:11,617 --> 00:53:13,577
Clannahans, shannahans.
Whoever the fuck they are!

1242
00:53:13,617 --> 00:53:14,617
Get them into a pub with him

1243
00:53:14,617 --> 00:53:15,617
so he can have a pint with them,

1244
00:53:15,617 --> 00:53:16,617
we can film it and go home

1245
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:19,127
and make sure that
he's re-elected, ok?

1246
00:53:21,127 --> 00:53:22,626
So you'll set it up,

1247
00:53:22,627 --> 00:53:24,627
and we'll...
What, talk to you?

1248
00:53:25,127 --> 00:53:26,627
Yes, I'll have the whole
family ready tomorrow.

1249
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:28,136
That's my girl.

1250
00:53:28,137 --> 00:53:29,636
Nick:
The whole family, right?

1251
00:53:29,637 --> 00:53:31,147
Yeah, all of them.

1252
00:53:32,637 --> 00:53:34,636
You did it.
That's great.

1253
00:53:34,637 --> 00:53:36,637
I didn't.
I didn't find anyone.

1254
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:38,646
Just... i heard...

1255
00:53:38,647 --> 00:53:41,146
We're gonna pay some people

1256
00:53:41,147 --> 00:53:43,146
to pretend
that they're mcglorys.

1257
00:53:43,147 --> 00:53:44,647
You're going to what?

1258
00:53:52,657 --> 00:53:54,156
Don't look at me like that.

1259
00:53:54,157 --> 00:53:55,656
Wait a second!

1260
00:53:55,657 --> 00:53:57,907
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1261
00:53:57,917 --> 00:54:00,416
I do not accept that expression

1262
00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:02,416
from a philandering,
married hypocrite.

1263
00:54:02,417 --> 00:54:04,416
At least I don't lie
for a living.

1264
00:54:04,417 --> 00:54:06,417
What?! Come on!

1265
00:54:06,427 --> 00:54:08,426
God, it is so easy to
pretend you're virtuous

1266
00:54:08,427 --> 00:54:09,926
when you're stuck here

1267
00:54:09,927 --> 00:54:11,426
dicking around on brigadoon.

1268
00:54:11,427 --> 00:54:12,427
What?

1269
00:54:12,427 --> 00:54:13,427
What was that?

1270
00:54:13,427 --> 00:54:14,427
What was that?

1271
00:54:14,428 --> 00:54:15,926
Brigadoon?
Was that it?

1272
00:54:15,927 --> 00:54:16,927
Yes!

1273
00:54:16,937 --> 00:54:17,937
Listen,

1274
00:54:17,938 --> 00:54:19,942
this place is as real
as anywhere else,

1275
00:54:19,943 --> 00:54:21,936
and if you haven't
realized that yet,

1276
00:54:21,937 --> 00:54:23,936
then fuck you!

1277
00:54:23,937 --> 00:54:25,817
And your boyfriend!

1278
00:54:27,327 --> 00:54:29,827
What are you looking at?

1279
00:54:31,327 --> 00:54:32,827
Let's get in the car.

1280
00:54:50,967 --> 00:54:52,466
Dermot.

1281
00:54:52,467 --> 00:54:53,966
Hi.

1282
00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:56,467
Oh, Marcy, about Sean...

1283
00:54:56,477 --> 00:54:57,477
Oh, please, please.

1284
00:54:57,478 --> 00:54:59,476
I don't wanna talk about Sean.

1285
00:54:59,477 --> 00:55:01,476
I need another favor.

1286
00:55:01,477 --> 00:55:03,476
I was not able
to locate the people...

1287
00:55:03,477 --> 00:55:06,477
the family that
i needed to find,

1288
00:55:06,487 --> 00:55:07,487
and, um,

1289
00:55:07,987 --> 00:55:10,496
this is gonna sound
slightly immoral,

1290
00:55:10,497 --> 00:55:12,486
but I...

1291
00:55:12,487 --> 00:55:13,987
I, uh...

1292
00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:18,997
What?

1293
00:55:18,998 --> 00:55:20,496
What's so funny?

1294
00:55:20,497 --> 00:55:21,497
Oh, chr...

1295
00:55:21,498 --> 00:55:23,496
hey, get off.
Git. Go on.

1296
00:55:23,497 --> 00:55:25,496
What the hell are you
laughing at?

1297
00:55:25,497 --> 00:55:26,497
Do you know what that
fecking Marcy's up to?

1298
00:55:26,507 --> 00:55:29,507
She... she asked me
to help her.

1299
00:55:30,507 --> 00:55:31,507
Did she?

1300
00:55:37,517 --> 00:55:42,027
Sometimes the easy way out
is the right way out.

1301
00:56:10,047 --> 00:56:11,546
I'll be with you in a minute!

1302
00:56:11,547 --> 00:56:12,547
Hold on there!

1303
00:56:25,557 --> 00:56:26,557
Watch it.

1304
00:56:30,567 --> 00:56:33,566
You're like a bad penny.
You keep coming back.

1305
00:56:33,567 --> 00:56:35,566
Oh, thanks a million.

1306
00:56:35,567 --> 00:56:37,067
Look, I'm sorry.

1307
00:56:37,077 --> 00:56:39,576
I just didn't want you
on me conscience anymore.

1308
00:56:39,577 --> 00:56:41,582
What? What's that
supposed to mean?

1309
00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:43,576
Well, I know you left
Dublin 'cause of me.

1310
00:56:43,577 --> 00:56:44,577
That's bollocks.

1311
00:56:44,578 --> 00:56:46,076
Don't flatter yourself, moira.

1312
00:56:46,077 --> 00:56:48,077
Dublin was great for you, Sean.

1313
00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:49,087
You're a good writer.

1314
00:56:49,088 --> 00:56:50,586
Sean: Oh, thanks.

1315
00:56:50,587 --> 00:56:51,587
I don't want to see you
just giving it all up

1316
00:56:51,587 --> 00:56:52,587
because I left you.

1317
00:56:52,587 --> 00:56:53,587
It's pointless.

1318
00:56:53,588 --> 00:56:55,086
Listen, first of all,

1319
00:56:55,087 --> 00:56:56,587
i haven't given anything up yet,

1320
00:56:57,097 --> 00:56:58,596
and I'm here
because I like it here.

1321
00:56:58,597 --> 00:57:00,602
Second of all, you can't
keep running back to me

1322
00:57:00,603 --> 00:57:02,596
every time one of your
boyfriends hits the dust.

1323
00:57:02,597 --> 00:57:03,597
It's not fair, moira.

1324
00:57:03,598 --> 00:57:04,678
Here's another one for you.

1325
00:57:05,097 --> 00:57:07,097
I always do come back,
though, don't I?

1326
00:57:19,117 --> 00:57:21,616
Jesus Christ. Do I have
to do everything for you?

1327
00:57:21,617 --> 00:57:22,617
Go on.

1328
00:57:23,617 --> 00:57:25,117
Girls, how's the crack?

1329
00:57:26,627 --> 00:57:28,627
Great.
Married to meself.

1330
00:57:29,627 --> 00:57:32,136
Me friend would like
to dance with ya.

1331
00:57:32,137 --> 00:57:33,626
And let me tell ya,

1332
00:57:33,627 --> 00:57:36,627
the man is hung like a stallion.

1333
00:57:37,137 --> 00:57:38,137
How do you know?

1334
00:57:39,637 --> 00:57:41,136
Oh, I know.

1335
00:57:41,137 --> 00:57:42,636
I just know.

1336
00:57:42,637 --> 00:57:44,136
Oh, well, tell him
I'm very flattered,

1337
00:57:44,137 --> 00:57:45,137
but no, thank you.

1338
00:57:52,147 --> 00:57:54,646
Let me make an honest woman
of you, moira.

1339
00:57:54,647 --> 00:57:56,146
Divorce me.

1340
00:57:56,147 --> 00:57:58,147
I don't want to play anymore.

1341
00:57:58,157 --> 00:57:59,157
I'm too old.

1342
00:57:59,157 --> 00:58:00,157
You're right.

1343
00:58:00,158 --> 00:58:01,656
I know you're right.

1344
00:58:01,657 --> 00:58:03,157
Say yes.

1345
00:58:04,157 --> 00:58:05,157
Yes.

1346
00:58:05,157 --> 00:58:06,157
Yes, yes.

1347
00:58:06,157 --> 00:58:07,157
Yes?

1348
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,167
Yes?

1349
00:58:08,168 --> 00:58:09,667
Yes.

1350
00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:14,167
Listen, you... you won't
regret it. I swear.

1351
00:58:17,677 --> 00:58:19,176
Now, who's your man in the suit?

1352
00:58:19,177 --> 00:58:20,676
The big fella?

1353
00:58:20,677 --> 00:58:21,677
Yeah.

1354
00:58:21,678 --> 00:58:23,676
That's senator John mcglory.

1355
00:58:23,677 --> 00:58:25,176
Would you like to meet him?

1356
00:58:25,177 --> 00:58:26,177
No, Sean.

1357
00:58:26,178 --> 00:58:28,177
He doesn't want
to be bothered with me.

1358
00:58:28,187 --> 00:58:30,186
Come on.
Let's meet him.

1359
00:58:30,187 --> 00:58:31,686
Look, I was just wondering.

1360
00:58:31,687 --> 00:58:32,687
That's all.

1361
00:58:32,687 --> 00:58:33,687
Just...

1362
00:58:33,687 --> 00:58:34,687
Come on.

1363
00:58:34,687 --> 00:58:35,687
Sean, stop it.

1364
00:58:36,187 --> 00:58:37,687
You were never backward
about being forward, moira.

1365
00:58:37,697 --> 00:58:39,696
Come on, let's meet him.
Come on!

1366
00:58:39,697 --> 00:58:41,202
A horse, isn't that right?

1367
00:58:41,203 --> 00:58:43,196
That's my favorite animal, too.

1368
00:58:43,197 --> 00:58:44,696
Woman: Says here, "zebra."

1369
00:58:44,697 --> 00:58:47,697
Tony: Oh, well, a zebra
is a kind of a horse.

1370
00:58:47,707 --> 00:58:49,207
It's striped.

1371
00:58:51,207 --> 00:58:52,207
Hello.
Hi.

1372
00:58:52,207 --> 00:58:53,207
How's it going?

1373
00:58:53,207 --> 00:58:54,207
Sean Kelly.

1374
00:58:54,707 --> 00:58:55,707
John mcglory.

1375
00:58:55,707 --> 00:58:56,707
This is moira.

1376
00:58:56,717 --> 00:58:58,716
You having a good time, senator?

1377
00:58:58,717 --> 00:59:00,222
I certainly am.
Beautiful town.

1378
00:59:00,223 --> 00:59:01,716
I particularly like the...

1379
00:59:01,717 --> 00:59:03,716
good. Marcy speaks
very highly of you.

1380
00:59:03,717 --> 00:59:05,216
So highly, in fact,
I'm finding it

1381
00:59:05,217 --> 00:59:07,217
hard to reconcile her versions

1382
00:59:07,227 --> 00:59:09,227
of the John mcglory that I know.

1383
00:59:11,227 --> 00:59:11,727
Have we met?

1384
00:59:12,227 --> 00:59:13,227
No, we haven't,

1385
00:59:13,227 --> 00:59:14,227
but I'm very aware of
your political career.

1386
00:59:14,727 --> 00:59:16,226
You're a very hard man
to pin down.

1387
00:59:16,227 --> 00:59:18,508
You know what, Seamus? We're
in the middle of something...

1388
00:59:18,737 --> 00:59:19,237
you're a politician

1389
00:59:19,737 --> 00:59:20,746
who's never stood firm
on any issue

1390
00:59:20,747 --> 00:59:22,237
in your political career.

1391
00:59:23,737 --> 00:59:25,777
Well, I think if you'll
carefully read the record...

1392
00:59:26,237 --> 00:59:28,237
i mean, health care,
funding disclosures,

1393
00:59:28,247 --> 00:59:29,247
welfare state

1394
00:59:29,248 --> 00:59:30,256
expenditure restrictions.

1395
00:59:30,257 --> 00:59:32,246
You've turned around
so many times

1396
00:59:32,247 --> 00:59:33,746
on those issues,

1397
00:59:33,747 --> 00:59:35,246
that nobody knows
where you stand.

1398
00:59:35,247 --> 00:59:38,247
Sean, I'm... I'm a big
supporter of dissent.

1399
00:59:38,257 --> 00:59:39,257
I believe that without dissent

1400
00:59:39,258 --> 00:59:40,767
we cannot have
a successful democracy.

1401
00:59:40,757 --> 00:59:41,757
I hope for Marcy's sake

1402
00:59:41,758 --> 00:59:44,257
you're half the man
she thinks you are.

1403
00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:47,767
Ok.

1404
00:59:47,768 --> 00:59:49,766
Thank you very much.

1405
00:59:49,767 --> 00:59:50,767
I sincerely hope you find

1406
00:59:50,767 --> 00:59:51,767
those Irish roots
you're searching for.

1407
00:59:51,767 --> 00:59:52,767
Thanks.

1408
00:59:54,267 --> 00:59:55,427
Mcglory:
All right. Thank you.

1409
00:59:57,277 --> 00:59:58,277
Ahem.

1410
00:59:58,777 --> 01:00:01,276
Come. Have a seat,
please.

1411
01:00:01,277 --> 01:00:02,277
Uh, moira, is it?

1412
01:00:02,277 --> 01:00:03,277
Join us.

1413
01:00:03,277 --> 01:00:04,277
Ohh, boy.

1414
01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:07,777
Mcglory: There's always
one, isn't there?

1415
01:00:12,787 --> 01:00:13,787
Asshole.

1416
01:00:13,787 --> 01:00:14,787
Asshole!

1417
01:00:18,297 --> 01:00:19,297
Asshole!

1418
01:00:19,298 --> 01:00:21,296
What an asshole!

1419
01:00:21,297 --> 01:00:22,297
Marcy!

1420
01:00:22,298 --> 01:00:24,296
Marcy, what are you up to?

1421
01:00:24,297 --> 01:00:27,297
A fat-assed,
fatty mcfatterton

1422
01:00:27,307 --> 01:00:28,307
rides in this car!

1423
01:00:28,308 --> 01:00:29,807
What'd he do to you, Marcy?

1424
01:00:30,307 --> 01:00:32,307
It's not what he did.
It's what he's gonna do.

1425
01:00:32,807 --> 01:00:34,806
Man: ♪ the female
of the species ♪

1426
01:00:34,807 --> 01:00:37,307
♪ is more deadlier
than the male ♪

1427
01:00:37,317 --> 01:00:38,317
Fraud!
Thief!

1428
01:00:38,317 --> 01:00:39,317
Hypocrite!
Thief!

1429
01:00:39,317 --> 01:00:40,317
Big, fat thief!

1430
01:00:40,317 --> 01:00:41,317
♪ Shock, shock ♪

1431
01:00:41,318 --> 01:00:42,816
♪ horror, horror ♪

1432
01:00:42,817 --> 01:00:44,816
♪ shock, shock, horror ♪

1433
01:00:44,817 --> 01:00:46,817
♪ I'll shout myself
hoarse ♪

1434
01:00:46,827 --> 01:00:48,826
♪ for your
supernatural force ♪

1435
01:00:48,827 --> 01:00:52,326
♪ the female
of the species ♪

1436
01:00:52,327 --> 01:00:54,327
♪ is more deadlier
than the male... ♪

1437
01:00:55,327 --> 01:00:57,827
The sergeant, girls!
Come on.

1438
01:00:57,837 --> 01:00:59,336
They're there, sarge!

1439
01:00:59,337 --> 01:01:01,847
Will you go faster?!
They're gonna get away!

1440
01:01:03,337 --> 01:01:04,337
Hey. Careful!

1441
01:01:04,338 --> 01:01:05,837
Christ's sake!

1442
01:01:06,337 --> 01:01:07,837
Marcy!

1443
01:01:07,847 --> 01:01:10,357
Watch the car!

1444
01:01:12,347 --> 01:01:14,346
Get down! Come on!
Get down!

1445
01:01:14,347 --> 01:01:16,346
No, I'm not getting off.
No, I'm not done yet.

1446
01:01:16,347 --> 01:01:18,847
♪ How can heaven
hold a place for me ♪

1447
01:01:18,857 --> 01:01:21,356
♪ when a girl like you ♪

1448
01:01:21,357 --> 01:01:23,356
♪ has cast a spell
on me? ♪

1449
01:01:23,357 --> 01:01:25,357
Aah! Leave me alone! No!

1450
01:01:26,867 --> 01:01:28,866
Sean: What are you
arresting her for?

1451
01:01:28,867 --> 01:01:30,366
Drunk and disorderly,

1452
01:01:30,367 --> 01:01:31,866
damaging private property,

1453
01:01:31,867 --> 01:01:33,366
offensive language,

1454
01:01:33,367 --> 01:01:34,367
and resisting arrest.

1455
01:01:34,368 --> 01:01:35,866
Surely if I hadn't
got there in time,

1456
01:01:35,867 --> 01:01:37,367
that car would
have been wrecked.

1457
01:01:39,377 --> 01:01:40,382
Ma's gonna kill me.

1458
01:01:40,383 --> 01:01:41,876
She's gonna kill me, too.

1459
01:01:41,877 --> 01:01:43,376
Hey, quiet there!

1460
01:01:43,377 --> 01:01:45,376
Hey, hey!

1461
01:01:45,377 --> 01:01:46,377
Hey, hey!
Hey.

1462
01:01:46,378 --> 01:01:47,877
You know what this is?
A police station.

1463
01:01:47,887 --> 01:01:48,887
Yes, it is.

1464
01:01:48,888 --> 01:01:50,386
State! Police state!

1465
01:01:50,387 --> 01:01:51,886
And you can't arrest me!

1466
01:01:51,887 --> 01:01:53,886
Listen, let me
take her home, will ya?

1467
01:01:53,887 --> 01:01:54,887
No.

1468
01:01:54,888 --> 01:01:56,386
No, I'm not going home with you!

1469
01:01:56,387 --> 01:01:57,387
I'm going to my cell,

1470
01:01:57,397 --> 01:01:58,397
and then you're gonna
bring me another drink.

1471
01:01:58,897 --> 01:01:59,397
Marcy, please, shut up.

1472
01:01:59,897 --> 01:02:01,896
You shut up!
Go back to your wife.

1473
01:02:01,897 --> 01:02:03,396
My ex-wife. We're going
to be divorced.

1474
01:02:03,397 --> 01:02:04,896
They don't have divorce
in Ireland.

1475
01:02:04,897 --> 01:02:06,396
They do.
It just got in.

1476
01:02:06,397 --> 01:02:07,897
Well, you just get out.

1477
01:02:09,907 --> 01:02:10,907
Thank you.

1478
01:02:10,908 --> 01:02:12,906
Sean:
She's all yours.

1479
01:02:12,907 --> 01:02:14,406
Hey. Hey, paddy.

1480
01:02:14,407 --> 01:02:15,906
Paddy, guess what.

1481
01:02:15,907 --> 01:02:18,907
I'm gonna stay here
and fuck these 2 guys.

1482
01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:22,416
And you wanted to go
and see a film.

1483
01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:23,417
Hey, Sean.

1484
01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:24,417
Good night, Sean.

1485
01:02:31,927 --> 01:02:32,927
Dermot.

1486
01:02:42,437 --> 01:02:43,437
Michael?

1487
01:02:43,437 --> 01:02:44,437
Yeah?

1488
01:02:44,438 --> 01:02:46,436
How long have you been in there?

1489
01:02:46,437 --> 01:02:47,437
An hour.

1490
01:02:47,447 --> 01:02:48,447
An hour?!

1491
01:02:48,448 --> 01:02:50,456
It's penance.
I deserve to suffer.

1492
01:02:50,457 --> 01:02:51,946
Oh, come on. Get up.

1493
01:02:51,947 --> 01:02:53,446
Aah! I want to die!

1494
01:02:53,447 --> 01:02:54,447
Why?

1495
01:02:54,448 --> 01:02:55,946
Over a... aah!
Over a woman!

1496
01:02:55,947 --> 01:02:57,947
Never kill yourself
over a woman.

1497
01:02:57,957 --> 01:02:59,956
Don't give them
the satisfaction.

1498
01:02:59,957 --> 01:03:01,456
Oh, let me burn!

1499
01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:03,456
I'm going to die a virgin
like Joan of arc!

1500
01:03:03,457 --> 01:03:04,956
Ya fucking idiot!
Go on.

1501
01:03:04,957 --> 01:03:05,957
Aah!

1502
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,457
Fucking idiot.

1503
01:03:10,467 --> 01:03:12,467
What a fucking night.

1504
01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:17,967
Mind your head there.

1505
01:03:19,977 --> 01:03:21,976
Dermot told me
to come and get you.

1506
01:03:21,977 --> 01:03:22,977
Phone us, ok?

1507
01:03:22,977 --> 01:03:23,977
Shut up.

1508
01:03:25,977 --> 01:03:28,477
Can I have my car keys?

1509
01:03:34,487 --> 01:03:36,486
Remember, the turf that
they're burning there

1510
01:03:36,487 --> 01:03:37,987
contains the blood and
the sweat of the mcglorys

1511
01:03:37,997 --> 01:03:39,996
who lived there before,
your forefathers, right?

1512
01:03:39,997 --> 01:03:41,502
Don't look scared, though.

1513
01:03:41,503 --> 01:03:43,996
Sometimes you do sincerity,
and you just look scared, ok?

1514
01:03:43,997 --> 01:03:45,996
Déjà vu-attack
kind of a thing.

1515
01:03:45,997 --> 01:03:48,497
You didn't have time
to change, huh?

1516
01:03:48,507 --> 01:03:50,006
Stay out of the shit.

1517
01:03:50,007 --> 01:03:51,512
Yeah, put the bike
right on the car.

1518
01:03:51,513 --> 01:03:53,506
Excuse me. Why don't you
just hang out here?

1519
01:03:53,507 --> 01:03:55,006
When we come outside,

1520
01:03:55,007 --> 01:03:56,506
you can explain what happened
with the car last night.

1521
01:03:56,507 --> 01:03:58,007
You put your hand on me again,

1522
01:03:58,017 --> 01:03:59,257
I'll be mailing it back to you.

1523
01:04:00,517 --> 01:04:02,016
Guys.

1524
01:04:02,017 --> 01:04:03,516
Ahem.

1525
01:04:03,517 --> 01:04:04,517
Hello.

1526
01:04:04,517 --> 01:04:05,517
Ahem. Hello.

1527
01:04:05,518 --> 01:04:07,517
Hello there!

1528
01:04:07,527 --> 01:04:09,026
Dermot o'brien.

1529
01:04:09,027 --> 01:04:10,526
John mcglory.

1530
01:04:10,527 --> 01:04:12,526
I'm the liaison officer
for this area.

1531
01:04:12,527 --> 01:04:14,026
Are they expecting me?

1532
01:04:14,027 --> 01:04:17,027
Oh, they've been jumping
up and down with excitement.

1533
01:04:17,037 --> 01:04:19,036
I had to hit one of them
with a big stick

1534
01:04:19,037 --> 01:04:20,037
to keep him quiet.

1535
01:04:20,038 --> 01:04:21,536
Ha ha. Come on.

1536
01:04:21,537 --> 01:04:24,667
Now, come on in.
Come in, come in, come in.

1537
01:04:24,677 --> 01:04:25,677
Come on.

1538
01:04:26,177 --> 01:04:28,687
And let me introduce you
to these lovely people.

1539
01:04:29,177 --> 01:04:31,177
There's paddy, paddy rogue,

1540
01:04:31,677 --> 01:04:32,797
brigid, Michael, and Eileen.

1541
01:04:33,177 --> 01:04:34,817
Now, brigid won't be
talking to you today,

1542
01:04:35,187 --> 01:04:36,827
because her teeth are away
being repaired.

1543
01:04:37,187 --> 01:04:39,197
And if Michael
suddenly passes out,

1544
01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:41,187
<i>please Don't film him.</i>

1545
01:04:41,687 --> 01:04:43,186
It's the old narcolepsy.

1546
01:04:43,187 --> 01:04:46,187
Now, everybody,
i want to introduce you

1547
01:04:46,197 --> 01:04:48,696
to senator John mcglory!

1548
01:04:48,697 --> 01:04:50,197
He's related to you.

1549
01:04:52,697 --> 01:04:53,697
Is that daddy?

1550
01:04:53,698 --> 01:04:55,197
Shut up.

1551
01:04:56,207 --> 01:04:58,206
Uh, as Mr. o'brien
said,

1552
01:04:58,207 --> 01:04:59,706
I'm mcglory.

1553
01:04:59,707 --> 01:05:01,706
I'm a mcglory as well.

1554
01:05:01,707 --> 01:05:04,207
Jesus, the world must be
full of mcglorys.

1555
01:05:04,217 --> 01:05:05,716
But we're cursed.

1556
01:05:05,717 --> 01:05:06,717
We're cursed!

1557
01:05:06,718 --> 01:05:08,227
We're cursed!

1558
01:05:09,717 --> 01:05:13,086
Dermot: Oh, Jesus.
What have you got there?

1559
01:05:13,087 --> 01:05:15,086
Will you look at this?
The shit bucket's full.

1560
01:05:15,087 --> 01:05:16,586
Don't be talking about
the shit bucket

1561
01:05:16,587 --> 01:05:17,587
in front of strangers.

1562
01:05:17,597 --> 01:05:18,597
Come here to me.

1563
01:05:19,597 --> 01:05:20,606
That's not full.

1564
01:05:20,607 --> 01:05:23,977
There's room in there
for at least 2 more goes.

1565
01:05:23,987 --> 01:05:25,486
Oh, Jesus.

1566
01:05:25,487 --> 01:05:27,486
So that's where they are.

1567
01:05:27,487 --> 01:05:29,097
Me teeth.

1568
01:05:29,107 --> 01:05:30,606
Oh, bollocks!

1569
01:05:30,607 --> 01:05:32,106
Dermot:
Uh, speaking of Boston,

1570
01:05:32,107 --> 01:05:34,606
uh, that's where
the senator's from.

1571
01:05:34,607 --> 01:05:36,106
Boston. Oh, that's
a fucking mad place.

1572
01:05:36,107 --> 01:05:38,107
Oh, I wouldn't go there.

1573
01:05:38,117 --> 01:05:40,616
Sure all the men would be
trying to ride me.

1574
01:05:40,617 --> 01:05:42,117
Senator, would you
like a cup of tea?

1575
01:05:43,617 --> 01:05:45,616
Have one.
Have a cup of tea.

1576
01:05:45,617 --> 01:05:47,617
Uh, no, thank you.
Thank you. No, sit down.

1577
01:05:47,627 --> 01:05:49,126
I'm... I've...

1578
01:05:49,127 --> 01:05:51,132
Eileen: I'll make you
a cup of tea.

1579
01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:53,626
Don't you be speaking
out of turn, you brazen hussy.

1580
01:05:53,627 --> 01:05:55,627
And you coming in here
at odd hours of the night

1581
01:05:56,127 --> 01:05:58,127
with the drink on you
like a shroud.

1582
01:05:58,137 --> 01:05:59,276
And the young fellas
going up to your room

1583
01:05:59,277 --> 01:06:00,766
to do, oh, god knows what.

1584
01:06:00,767 --> 01:06:02,766
Eileen: Oh, I hate you!
I hate you!

1585
01:06:02,767 --> 01:06:05,017
Oh, be jeez.
That's it. That's it.

1586
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:06,776
I'll take the belt to you,
ya little hooer, you.

1587
01:06:06,777 --> 01:06:08,276
I've no belt.

1588
01:06:08,277 --> 01:06:09,776
Oh, Jesus, give us your belt.

1589
01:06:09,777 --> 01:06:11,776
I want your belt!
I want your fucking belt!

1590
01:06:11,777 --> 01:06:12,777
Hey, hey!

1591
01:06:12,778 --> 01:06:14,277
Shut it off.

1592
01:06:14,287 --> 01:06:16,286
Please, now.

1593
01:06:16,287 --> 01:06:17,796
I look like a fucking fool.

1594
01:06:17,797 --> 01:06:19,286
Like a fucking fool.

1595
01:06:19,287 --> 01:06:20,287
Mister, mister.

1596
01:06:20,288 --> 01:06:21,787
Would you like
to take this with you?

1597
01:06:27,297 --> 01:06:28,297
Fuck!

1598
01:06:28,298 --> 01:06:29,796
What the hell was that
all about, Marcy?

1599
01:06:29,797 --> 01:06:31,296
You are fired!

1600
01:06:31,297 --> 01:06:33,296
<i>You Are fired!</i>

1601
01:06:33,297 --> 01:06:35,547
How dare you sabotage me?

1602
01:06:35,557 --> 01:06:36,557
I didn't know.

1603
01:06:36,558 --> 01:06:38,056
I didn't set that up.

1604
01:06:38,057 --> 01:06:40,556
Look, the fact is that
you have been sitting out here

1605
01:06:40,557 --> 01:06:43,556
with your thumb up your ass
doing Christ knows what,

1606
01:06:43,557 --> 01:06:45,557
<i>not Doing your job,</i>

1607
01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:46,567
and putting
my re-election plan

1608
01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,072
second to your
goddamned holiday.

1609
01:06:48,073 --> 01:06:50,066
How can you say that?
That's ridiculous!

1610
01:06:50,067 --> 01:06:51,067
That's the way it fucking looks.

1611
01:06:51,067 --> 01:06:52,067
Shut up, Nick!

1612
01:06:52,067 --> 01:06:53,067
How can you accuse me

1613
01:06:53,067 --> 01:06:54,067
of putting the election second?

1614
01:06:54,077 --> 01:06:56,076
I spend 99% of my time

1615
01:06:56,077 --> 01:06:57,077
securing
your re-election.

1616
01:06:57,078 --> 01:06:58,958
You know what I do with
the other 1% of my time?

1617
01:06:59,077 --> 01:07:00,077
I sleep. That's it!

1618
01:07:00,577 --> 01:07:01,577
Now, as I said, i didn't know

1619
01:07:01,578 --> 01:07:03,077
it was gonna go down like that.

1620
01:07:03,577 --> 01:07:05,077
But I'm glad they did it,

1621
01:07:05,087 --> 01:07:07,706
because using people
like that is arrogant.

1622
01:07:07,707 --> 01:07:08,707
It's deceitful,

1623
01:07:08,707 --> 01:07:09,707
and it goes against everything

1624
01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:11,706
i hoped we stood for.

1625
01:07:11,707 --> 01:07:13,706
God! I'm not wrong
about this,

1626
01:07:13,707 --> 01:07:15,707
and I fucking quit!

1627
01:07:16,207 --> 01:07:18,207
Mcglory:
Marce. Marce.

1628
01:07:19,847 --> 01:07:20,847
Nice speech.

1629
01:07:20,848 --> 01:07:21,966
Thank you.

1630
01:07:21,967 --> 01:07:23,846
Oh, give me a fucking break.

1631
01:07:23,847 --> 01:07:24,847
You're not really gonna
buy into this bullshit?

1632
01:07:24,857 --> 01:07:26,356
Ah, forget it.

1633
01:07:26,357 --> 01:07:27,357
Hold it.

1634
01:07:27,358 --> 01:07:28,867
Nick: No, forget it.

1635
01:07:33,357 --> 01:07:35,357
Maybe you ought to go
into politics.

1636
01:07:35,367 --> 01:07:37,117
Yeah, right.

1637
01:07:39,117 --> 01:07:40,617
I'm sorry.

1638
01:07:41,617 --> 01:07:43,866
That's not me.
That's...

1639
01:07:43,867 --> 01:07:45,367
You know, that's not me.

1640
01:07:45,377 --> 01:07:48,376
I promise. No more
stunts like that.

1641
01:07:48,377 --> 01:07:50,376
I hope you'll stay with us,

1642
01:07:50,377 --> 01:07:51,877
'cause we need you.

1643
01:07:53,877 --> 01:07:55,377
I need you.

1644
01:07:57,387 --> 01:07:58,897
I'm sorry.

1645
01:08:01,387 --> 01:08:02,467
Against my better judgment,

1646
01:08:02,887 --> 01:08:04,887
I'll stay until the election.

1647
01:08:06,147 --> 01:08:07,147
Good.

1648
01:08:11,897 --> 01:08:14,397
Think there's any resemblance?

1649
01:08:14,407 --> 01:08:16,407
Yeah. A little too much
for my liking.

1650
01:08:25,777 --> 01:08:27,777
Come over and have a look.

1651
01:08:27,787 --> 01:08:30,286
I... i think what I've done
is brilliant.

1652
01:08:30,287 --> 01:08:31,797
Brilliant!

1653
01:08:33,287 --> 01:08:34,787
Oh.

1654
01:08:36,287 --> 01:08:37,287
Now...

1655
01:08:37,297 --> 01:08:39,296
That's all you're getting today.

1656
01:08:39,297 --> 01:08:40,297
No more.

1657
01:08:40,298 --> 01:08:42,807
Greedy guts, the lot of you.

1658
01:09:15,827 --> 01:09:17,827
Keep it together, man.

1659
01:09:18,337 --> 01:09:20,337
Not much further.

1660
01:10:26,787 --> 01:10:28,297
Hey, dermot.

1661
01:10:43,297 --> 01:10:44,297
Damn.

1662
01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:56,816
No. I told Marcy
no more stunts.

1663
01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:59,327
This woman, what if she doesn't
want to be part of this?

1664
01:10:59,817 --> 01:11:01,316
It's not a stunt.
All I'm saying is...

1665
01:11:01,317 --> 01:11:02,816
Thank you very much.

1666
01:11:02,817 --> 01:11:03,817
You don't have to marry her, ok?

1667
01:11:03,817 --> 01:11:04,817
Just go through

1668
01:11:04,827 --> 01:11:06,826
with the matchmaking
procedure, that's all.

1669
01:11:06,827 --> 01:11:07,837
And this is gonna be
incredible television.

1670
01:11:07,827 --> 01:11:08,827
I mean, think about it.

1671
01:11:08,828 --> 01:11:11,326
You'll be part of a timeless
Irish tradition...

1672
01:11:11,327 --> 01:11:12,826
You don't think this is
a little sick, do you?

1673
01:11:12,827 --> 01:11:15,827
Want me to read out
the latest polls?

1674
01:11:15,837 --> 01:11:18,342
Hey. I think I can
arrange a reception,

1675
01:11:18,343 --> 01:11:20,336
have the townspeople
there to greet you.

1676
01:11:20,337 --> 01:11:22,836
Generate enthusiasm that way.

1677
01:11:22,837 --> 01:11:24,837
I think we want to think
bigger than that, don't we?

1678
01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:27,347
Like procession.
Parade.

1679
01:11:28,847 --> 01:11:29,847
Festival!

1680
01:11:29,848 --> 01:11:31,346
This is a festival.

1681
01:11:31,347 --> 01:11:33,346
But like our own festival,
like a mcglory festival,

1682
01:11:33,347 --> 01:11:34,847
with, I don't know...
Leprechauns.

1683
01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:36,537
Get a couple midgets
to put on green suits.

1684
01:11:36,857 --> 01:11:37,857
Give them a shillelagh.

1685
01:11:37,857 --> 01:11:38,857
What's the matter, Sarah?

1686
01:11:38,858 --> 01:11:40,857
That was Sean.

1687
01:11:42,357 --> 01:11:44,857
De-dermot's died.

1688
01:11:49,867 --> 01:11:52,367
Oh, my god.

1689
01:11:55,877 --> 01:11:57,376
It's ok.

1690
01:11:57,377 --> 01:11:58,387
I'm sorry.

1691
01:12:05,887 --> 01:12:08,886
Dermot, that was the guy
this morning, right?

1692
01:12:08,887 --> 01:12:09,887
Yeah, yeah.

1693
01:12:10,387 --> 01:12:12,386
You know, uh...

1694
01:12:12,387 --> 01:12:15,387
You should probably go
to that funeral and, uh...

1695
01:12:15,397 --> 01:12:16,896
You know, pay your respects,

1696
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:18,407
'cause, uh...

1697
01:12:20,397 --> 01:12:21,896
That'd look great on tape.

1698
01:12:21,897 --> 01:12:23,396
I always thought

1699
01:12:23,397 --> 01:12:25,397
you were just really
good at your job.

1700
01:12:25,407 --> 01:12:28,917
But you really are
an asshole, aren't you?

1701
01:12:32,907 --> 01:12:35,407
They go hand in hand, senator.

1702
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:36,916
Priest: We beseech thee

1703
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:39,787
on behalf of the soul
of the servant, dermot,

1704
01:12:40,287 --> 01:12:42,797
whom thou has this day
called out of the world,

1705
01:12:43,287 --> 01:12:45,286
that thou wouldst
not deliver him

1706
01:12:45,287 --> 01:12:47,287
into the hands of the enemy.

1707
01:13:35,587 --> 01:13:38,087
I was one of his few failures.

1708
01:13:38,097 --> 01:13:39,597
I let him down.

1709
01:13:40,097 --> 01:13:43,107
No, no. The festival's
not over yet.

1710
01:13:53,107 --> 01:13:55,106
Those glasses, um...

1711
01:13:55,107 --> 01:13:57,106
Do you have to wear them?

1712
01:13:57,107 --> 01:13:58,107
No, no.

1713
01:14:01,117 --> 01:14:02,616
Um...

1714
01:14:02,617 --> 01:14:04,616
You do.

1715
01:14:04,617 --> 01:14:05,617
Where are they?

1716
01:14:05,617 --> 01:14:06,617
Ow!

1717
01:14:06,618 --> 01:14:08,617
Sorry. Are you ok?

1718
01:14:08,627 --> 01:14:10,126
Yeah, I'm fine.

1719
01:14:10,127 --> 01:14:12,626
Bit of hush.
We've a singer.

1720
01:14:12,627 --> 01:14:14,126
Shh.

1721
01:14:14,127 --> 01:14:15,626
Shh.

1722
01:14:15,627 --> 01:14:19,627
♪ I wish I was ♪

1723
01:14:19,637 --> 01:14:22,636
♪ in carrickfergus ♪

1724
01:14:22,637 --> 01:14:25,636
♪ only for nights ♪

1725
01:14:25,637 --> 01:14:29,137
♪ in ballygrand ♪

1726
01:14:29,147 --> 01:14:32,146
♪ I would swim over ♪

1727
01:14:32,147 --> 01:14:35,146
♪ the deepest ocean ♪

1728
01:14:35,147 --> 01:14:37,647
♪ the deepest ocean ♪

1729
01:14:37,657 --> 01:14:42,156
♪ to be by your side ♪

1730
01:14:42,157 --> 01:14:45,656
♪ well, I'm drunk today ♪

1731
01:14:45,657 --> 01:14:49,157
♪ and I'm seldom sober ♪

1732
01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:51,666
♪ a handsome rover ♪

1733
01:14:51,667 --> 01:14:55,666
♪ from town to town ♪

1734
01:14:55,667 --> 01:14:59,167
♪ but I am sick now ♪

1735
01:14:59,177 --> 01:15:03,676
♪ my days are numbered ♪

1736
01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:06,676
♪ so come all
ye young men ♪

1737
01:15:06,677 --> 01:15:11,186
♪ and lay me down ♪

1738
01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:14,186
♪ so come all
ye young men ♪

1739
01:15:14,187 --> 01:15:18,187
♪ and lay me down ♪

1740
01:15:42,217 --> 01:15:44,217
No, no, you don't tip.

1741
01:15:52,227 --> 01:15:54,727
We don't have to do this
now, considering...

1742
01:15:55,227 --> 01:15:56,726
senator mcglory,
I'm a professional.

1743
01:15:56,727 --> 01:15:58,227
Tragedy or no tragedy,

1744
01:15:58,237 --> 01:15:59,736
standards are not going to drop.

1745
01:15:59,737 --> 01:16:01,736
Hey, Sean.

1746
01:16:01,737 --> 01:16:03,236
Hiya.

1747
01:16:03,237 --> 01:16:05,737
I'm going back to Boston today.

1748
01:16:10,247 --> 01:16:13,246
I'm really, really sorry
about everything.

1749
01:16:13,247 --> 01:16:15,247
It's... it's ok.

1750
01:16:15,747 --> 01:16:17,747
It's all right.
Sure.

1751
01:16:17,757 --> 01:16:19,757
Nick: Hey, Marcy.

1752
01:16:25,257 --> 01:16:27,257
You know, ma'am, we have
to catch a plane,

1753
01:16:27,767 --> 01:16:30,267
so we're in a bit of a hurry.

1754
01:16:35,267 --> 01:16:37,267
Uh...

1755
01:16:39,277 --> 01:16:41,776
So I'll see you around?

1756
01:16:41,777 --> 01:16:44,277
Bah. I won't see you
around, but...

1757
01:16:52,287 --> 01:16:53,787
Marcy.

1758
01:16:56,787 --> 01:17:00,287
Dermot wanted, uh, you
to have something. Um...

1759
01:17:00,297 --> 01:17:01,796
Ok.

1760
01:17:01,797 --> 01:17:03,296
It's at his house or something.

1761
01:17:03,297 --> 01:17:05,297
I'll be there in an hour.

1762
01:17:05,797 --> 01:17:07,797
Yeah, great.

1763
01:17:07,807 --> 01:17:08,807
Bye.

1764
01:17:28,827 --> 01:17:30,326
She's ready, senator.

1765
01:17:30,327 --> 01:17:32,826
This is how it's
always been done.

1766
01:17:32,827 --> 01:17:33,827
And in my experience,

1767
01:17:34,327 --> 01:17:35,327
it's a certain way
of finding out

1768
01:17:35,328 --> 01:17:37,326
if you're suitable
for each other.

1769
01:17:37,327 --> 01:17:39,466
Now, senator, just step
into the cubicle here

1770
01:17:39,467 --> 01:17:40,966
and spend 20 minutes

1771
01:17:40,967 --> 01:17:41,967
getting to know each other

1772
01:17:41,968 --> 01:17:43,966
with no one else around.

1773
01:17:43,967 --> 01:17:45,467
Nick:
Let's just move in.

1774
01:17:45,477 --> 01:17:46,477
I beg your pardon.

1775
01:17:46,478 --> 01:17:47,976
No, this isn't allowed, you see.

1776
01:17:47,977 --> 01:17:49,476
No, it is allowed.

1777
01:17:49,477 --> 01:17:50,477
There's rules and regulations.

1778
01:17:50,478 --> 01:17:51,976
There's a certain protocol, sir,

1779
01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,976
and I have to ask you,
please, to leave.

1780
01:17:53,977 --> 01:17:55,477
Just scram, ok?
Thank you. Ok?

1781
01:17:58,487 --> 01:17:59,487
Ahem.

1782
01:18:05,997 --> 01:18:07,996
Oh, god, I don't...

1783
01:18:07,997 --> 01:18:09,007
What?

1784
01:18:09,497 --> 01:18:11,496
I really don't know
anything about you.

1785
01:18:11,497 --> 01:18:14,496
I know, but why don't
we start again?

1786
01:18:14,497 --> 01:18:16,497
All right.

1787
01:18:16,507 --> 01:18:18,516
Hello, I'm senator John mcglory.

1788
01:18:18,517 --> 01:18:20,006
Moira Kelly.

1789
01:18:20,007 --> 01:18:21,327
Well, uh, Kelly's
my married name.

1790
01:18:21,507 --> 01:18:22,507
What's your maiden name?

1791
01:18:22,507 --> 01:18:23,507
Kennedy.

1792
01:18:27,017 --> 01:18:29,016
Uh, just give me...
Sorry.

1793
01:18:29,017 --> 01:18:31,516
Just give me a tight
closeup on her.

1794
01:18:31,517 --> 01:18:33,517
Single on her.

1795
01:18:35,527 --> 01:18:37,192
Sean, will you get some food?

1796
01:18:37,193 --> 01:18:39,187
We're just running a bit low.

1797
01:18:39,197 --> 01:18:40,197
Mm.
Thanks.

1798
01:18:43,697 --> 01:18:45,196
Declan: Ohh! What the...

1799
01:18:45,197 --> 01:18:46,067
you all right?
Sean.

1800
01:18:46,068 --> 01:18:47,196
I might have known.

1801
01:18:47,197 --> 01:18:49,197
You did that deliberately,
didn't you?

1802
01:18:49,707 --> 01:18:50,707
Do you know what I'm gonna do?

1803
01:18:50,708 --> 01:18:52,706
Listen, give it a rest, eh?

1804
01:18:52,707 --> 01:18:54,706
I'm gonna fucking kill you!

1805
01:18:54,707 --> 01:18:55,707
Come on.

1806
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:57,707
What are you doing?!

1807
01:18:58,217 --> 01:18:59,217
Come on.

1808
01:18:59,717 --> 01:19:01,217
Come on, Sean.

1809
01:19:02,717 --> 01:19:04,216
Declan:
Sean, put me down!

1810
01:19:04,217 --> 01:19:05,716
Sean, stop!

1811
01:19:05,717 --> 01:19:08,217
Put me down, Sean! Sean!

1812
01:19:08,227 --> 01:19:10,727
Put me down!
Sean, you little...

1813
01:19:13,227 --> 01:19:14,727
we're on our way.

1814
01:19:16,227 --> 01:19:17,726
Watch the car!

1815
01:19:17,727 --> 01:19:18,727
"Watch the car!"

1816
01:19:18,737 --> 01:19:20,236
Just once could you
put your foot down,

1817
01:19:20,237 --> 01:19:21,237
for Christ's sake!

1818
01:19:21,238 --> 01:19:23,736
You want to see fast, huh?

1819
01:19:23,737 --> 01:19:25,736
You want to see fast, do you?

1820
01:19:25,737 --> 01:19:27,737
I'll show you fast, mate.

1821
01:19:33,247 --> 01:19:34,247
That's brilliant, sarge.

1822
01:19:34,248 --> 01:19:36,247
You can slow down now!

1823
01:19:44,507 --> 01:19:46,507
Aah! Look out!

1824
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:49,516
Where are they?

1825
01:19:49,517 --> 01:19:51,636
Uhh! My leg!

1826
01:19:51,637 --> 01:19:55,147
Don't look at me.
You were driving.

1827
01:19:55,637 --> 01:19:56,637
Sean: My leg!

1828
01:19:56,638 --> 01:19:58,137
Ha ha ha.

1829
01:20:10,147 --> 01:20:11,647
Hello?

1830
01:20:12,157 --> 01:20:13,157
Sean?

1831
01:20:14,657 --> 01:20:16,167
Sean?

1832
01:20:57,447 --> 01:20:58,946
Where the hell have you been?

1833
01:20:58,947 --> 01:21:01,947
Give me the keys.
Give me the keys.

1834
01:21:01,957 --> 01:21:03,956
Turn the car around, all right?

1835
01:21:03,957 --> 01:21:04,957
Guys, come on.

1836
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:06,456
Declan!

1837
01:21:06,457 --> 01:21:07,457
Hiya, Marcy.

1838
01:21:07,457 --> 01:21:08,457
Hey, where's Sean?

1839
01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:09,956
I couldn't tell you.

1840
01:21:09,957 --> 01:21:10,957
Where'd everybody go?

1841
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:12,957
They've, uh,
moved on to Doyle's.

1842
01:21:12,967 --> 01:21:14,466
Uh, he's not with them.

1843
01:21:14,467 --> 01:21:15,467
Where'd he go?

1844
01:21:15,468 --> 01:21:18,467
Marcy, I don't have him
electronically tagged.

1845
01:21:18,967 --> 01:21:19,967
Hey.

1846
01:21:19,968 --> 01:21:21,967
I'm coming.
I'm coming!

1847
01:21:21,977 --> 01:21:23,976
Will you tell him
i said good-bye?

1848
01:21:23,977 --> 01:21:25,487
Yeah. Sure.

1849
01:21:25,977 --> 01:21:27,476
Thank you.

1850
01:21:27,477 --> 01:21:29,477
Most definitely.

1851
01:21:29,977 --> 01:21:31,357
He's not the president.

1852
01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:57,266
Sarah: Declan, why didn't
Marcy say good-bye to Sean

1853
01:21:57,267 --> 01:21:58,756
when she was leaving?

1854
01:21:58,757 --> 01:22:01,256
Jesus, I haven't a clue, love.

1855
01:22:01,257 --> 01:22:03,757
You didn't tell her!

1856
01:22:04,267 --> 01:22:05,277
Now, Sarah!

1857
01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:27,417
I'm going to miss you,
you old bastard.

1858
01:22:31,427 --> 01:22:34,937
I'm going to miss you,
you old bastard.

1859
01:22:37,427 --> 01:22:39,427
Michael.

1860
01:22:39,437 --> 01:22:42,936
I promise you,
I'll get you sorted.

1861
01:22:42,937 --> 01:22:44,936
I'm going to die a virgin.

1862
01:22:44,937 --> 01:22:45,937
You are not.

1863
01:22:45,938 --> 01:22:47,436
Declan: Would you stop?

1864
01:22:47,437 --> 01:22:49,437
Sarah: This is all
your fault, Declan.

1865
01:22:49,447 --> 01:22:51,957
Tell him.

1866
01:22:53,447 --> 01:22:54,946
Go on.

1867
01:22:54,947 --> 01:22:57,447
I never told Marcy
you were in here.

1868
01:22:58,957 --> 01:23:00,457
What?

1869
01:23:00,957 --> 01:23:03,456
She's headed off to the airport.

1870
01:23:03,457 --> 01:23:04,957
She's gone?

1871
01:23:07,457 --> 01:23:08,957
You fucking bastard!

1872
01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:09,967
It's not my...

1873
01:23:09,968 --> 01:23:11,966
Don't! Don't!

1874
01:23:11,967 --> 01:23:13,466
Look, stop it!

1875
01:23:13,467 --> 01:23:15,466
You bastard!
I'll kill you!

1876
01:23:15,467 --> 01:23:18,467
I want this shite
ended now! Right now!

1877
01:23:20,977 --> 01:23:22,476
What am I going to do?

1878
01:23:22,477 --> 01:23:23,976
Will you drive me
to the airport?

1879
01:23:23,977 --> 01:23:25,477
You know I can't drive.

1880
01:23:26,977 --> 01:23:27,977
Michael!

1881
01:23:27,978 --> 01:23:30,477
Will you drive me
to the airport?

1882
01:23:30,487 --> 01:23:33,986
What am I going
to do? Huh?

1883
01:23:33,987 --> 01:23:36,486
Declan: Sean, there's
no way it'll work! Sean!

1884
01:23:36,487 --> 01:23:37,487
Sarah, you tell him!

1885
01:23:37,488 --> 01:23:40,487
Sarah: Just get
in the car. Come on!

1886
01:23:40,497 --> 01:23:41,996
Away, lads!

1887
01:23:41,997 --> 01:23:43,497
You get in the back, love.

1888
01:23:48,507 --> 01:23:50,506
Ok, I'll do the gears, right?

1889
01:23:50,507 --> 01:23:52,516
You do the gears.
I'll do the clutch.

1890
01:23:52,517 --> 01:23:54,007
Ok, you do the clutch.

1891
01:23:55,007 --> 01:23:57,007
Go! Go!

1892
01:24:00,017 --> 01:24:01,017
Declan: Sean!

1893
01:24:03,517 --> 01:24:04,517
Sean!

1894
01:24:13,027 --> 01:24:16,527
He's like gum in your hair.
Comes out eventually.

1895
01:24:18,537 --> 01:24:20,037
♪ I was her ♪

1896
01:24:21,537 --> 01:24:23,036
♪ She was me ♪

1897
01:24:23,037 --> 01:24:24,537
It's on the clutch!
You're driving!

1898
01:24:25,037 --> 01:24:27,536
♪ We were one ♪

1899
01:24:27,537 --> 01:24:30,537
♪ we were free ♪

1900
01:24:30,547 --> 01:24:33,546
♪ and if there's somebody ♪

1901
01:24:33,547 --> 01:24:37,046
♪ calling me on ♪

1902
01:24:37,047 --> 01:24:38,547
♪ she's the one ♪

1903
01:24:39,057 --> 01:24:40,057
Still moping?

1904
01:24:43,557 --> 01:24:46,556
Would a little kiss help?

1905
01:24:46,557 --> 01:24:48,056
Yeah.

1906
01:24:48,057 --> 01:24:49,557
Think it would.

1907
01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:51,067
♪ She's the one ♪

1908
01:24:56,067 --> 01:24:58,067
♪ we were young ♪

1909
01:25:00,077 --> 01:25:02,076
Oh, Marcy, what did I do?

1910
01:25:02,077 --> 01:25:05,076
♪ We were fine ♪

1911
01:25:05,077 --> 01:25:08,076
♪ all alone ♪

1912
01:25:08,077 --> 01:25:10,577
♪ and if there's somebody ♪

1913
01:25:10,587 --> 01:25:14,086
♪ calling me on ♪

1914
01:25:14,087 --> 01:25:16,587
♪ she's the one ♪

1915
01:25:21,097 --> 01:25:23,602
♪ maybe when you get
to where you want to go ♪

1916
01:25:23,603 --> 01:25:26,346
♪ and you know the things
you want to know ♪

1917
01:25:26,347 --> 01:25:28,967
♪ you'll be smiling ♪

1918
01:25:33,477 --> 01:25:35,986
♪ When you've said
what you want to say ♪

1919
01:25:35,987 --> 01:25:40,226
♪ and you know the way
you want to play it... ♪

1920
01:25:40,227 --> 01:25:41,227
You all right?

1921
01:25:41,227 --> 01:25:42,227
I'm all right.

1922
01:25:42,237 --> 01:25:43,736
Sarah: My leg!

1923
01:25:43,737 --> 01:25:45,747
Oh, you haven't, have you?

1924
01:25:47,737 --> 01:25:50,236
♪ I was her ♪

1925
01:25:50,237 --> 01:25:53,737
♪ she was me ♪

1926
01:25:53,747 --> 01:25:56,246
♪ we were one ♪

1927
01:25:56,247 --> 01:25:59,246
♪ we were free ♪

1928
01:25:59,247 --> 01:26:02,247
♪ and if there's somebody ♪

1929
01:26:02,257 --> 01:26:05,886
♪ calling me on ♪

1930
01:26:05,887 --> 01:26:07,887
♪ she's the one ♪

1931
01:26:11,897 --> 01:26:14,896
♪ if there's somebody ♪

1932
01:26:14,897 --> 01:26:17,897
♪ calling me on ♪

1933
01:26:18,407 --> 01:26:20,407
♪ she's the one ♪

1934
01:26:21,407 --> 01:26:25,656
Dermot: My success rate
has been nearly 100%,

1935
01:26:25,657 --> 01:26:28,657
which is more than I can say
for those dating agencies.

1936
01:26:28,667 --> 01:26:33,646
This is an opportunity
too good to refuse.

1937
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:34,647
The end.

1938
01:26:43,157 --> 01:26:44,157
Well, Marcy...

1939
01:26:44,657 --> 01:26:46,157
How about it?

1940
01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,166
Have we a deal?

1941
01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:51,666
You bring over
a few more... Single yanks,

1942
01:26:51,667 --> 01:26:53,666
and I'll get them hitched.

1943
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,167
Aw, come on, Marcy, let's do it.

1944
01:26:56,177 --> 01:26:59,176
Let's matchmake America.

1945
01:26:59,177 --> 01:27:00,677
I'll be waiting for your call.

1946
01:27:14,557 --> 01:27:16,557
I'll be right down.

1947
01:27:18,057 --> 01:27:20,557
Well, it was a narrow victory,

1948
01:27:21,067 --> 01:27:22,577
but a victory nonetheless.

1949
01:27:28,067 --> 01:27:31,067
I just wanna thank
everyone on our team...

1950
01:27:31,077 --> 01:27:33,576
And my future wife...

1951
01:27:33,577 --> 01:27:37,577
mrs. moira <i>kennedy Mcglory.</i>

1952
01:27:42,087 --> 01:27:43,586
Thank you.

1953
01:27:43,587 --> 01:27:46,086
I am very, very proud
to be up here

1954
01:27:46,087 --> 01:27:47,586
in front of you this evening

1955
01:27:47,587 --> 01:27:50,087
and to be able to say...

1956
01:27:50,097 --> 01:27:53,596
The world is my family.

1957
01:27:53,597 --> 01:27:56,596
Hey! Ho! Let's go!

1958
01:27:56,597 --> 01:27:59,097
Hey! Ho! Let's go!

1959
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:00,606
Oh, hi. How are you?

1960
01:28:00,607 --> 01:28:02,616
What the hell kind
of scotch is this?

1961
01:28:02,617 --> 01:28:04,106
Punch.
Ohh.

1962
01:28:04,107 --> 01:28:05,606
You must be
so proud of your son.

1963
01:28:05,607 --> 01:28:06,607
Congratulations.

1964
01:28:06,607 --> 01:28:07,607
I'm very proud.

1965
01:28:07,608 --> 01:28:09,107
Course, if he'd screwed up,

1966
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:10,117
i would have shot him.

1967
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,758
Well, listen, I think
i almost screwed up.

1968
01:28:12,117 --> 01:28:14,116
I could not find any of
your relatives in ballinagra.

1969
01:28:14,117 --> 01:28:16,116
Ballinagra?
Yeah.

1970
01:28:16,117 --> 01:28:18,617
You know, Ireland,
where your people are from.

1971
01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:19,627
Yes, I know.

1972
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:21,626
You would have had
better luck in Budapest.

1973
01:28:21,627 --> 01:28:22,627
I'm sorry?

1974
01:28:22,628 --> 01:28:25,126
We're not Irish.

1975
01:28:25,127 --> 01:28:27,126
Stop it.

1976
01:28:27,127 --> 01:28:28,127
We're Hungarian.

1977
01:28:28,127 --> 01:28:29,127
The real name

1978
01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:31,636
is something like, uh, mikilosh.

1979
01:28:31,637 --> 01:28:33,642
Mcglory is an Ellis island name.

1980
01:28:33,643 --> 01:28:35,137
You know the kind of thing.

1981
01:28:35,637 --> 01:28:36,637
The U.S.
is full of them.

1982
01:28:37,137 --> 01:28:38,697
And, uh, as a democrat
living in Boston,

1983
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:40,646
i may have played up
the Irish thing

1984
01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:41,647
just a wee bit.

1985
01:28:41,648 --> 01:28:42,848
Wait a minute.
Are you kidding?

1986
01:28:44,647 --> 01:28:48,147
Mcglory: It's a great day
for the Irish!

1987
01:28:48,397 --> 01:28:50,536
And for the Hungarians.

1988
01:28:50,537 --> 01:28:51,537
I guess so.

1989
01:28:52,037 --> 01:28:52,537
Whoa.

1990
01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,537
How about a real scotch?

1991
01:28:57,157 --> 01:29:00,157
Nick: Anyways, I also want
to thank the little people,

1992
01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:01,666
uh, the nameless faces,

1993
01:29:01,667 --> 01:29:03,227
people behind the scenes
who assisted...

1994
01:29:04,667 --> 01:29:06,666
Excuse me. I'm in the middle
of a press conference here.

1995
01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:10,167
The nameless faces,
people who put in the hours

1996
01:29:10,177 --> 01:29:12,176
and just don't get
enough of the credit

1997
01:29:12,177 --> 01:29:13,177
as far as I'm concerned.

1998
01:29:13,178 --> 01:29:16,057
Marcy, it seems like
a very macho atmosphere

1999
01:29:16,567 --> 01:29:17,067
behind the scenes.

2000
01:29:17,567 --> 01:29:19,072
How do you deal with that?

2001
01:29:19,073 --> 01:29:21,066
Let me just say this
about this "macho" thing.

2002
01:29:21,067 --> 01:29:22,566
There was no macho atmosphere
behind the scenes.

2003
01:29:22,567 --> 01:29:25,567
We had many, many competent
female staff members,

2004
01:29:25,577 --> 01:29:28,076
and, uh, I think Marcy would
back me up when I say this...

2005
01:29:28,077 --> 01:29:31,586
that we are pro women's right,
uh, right down the line.

2006
01:29:31,587 --> 01:29:34,077
Marce?
Where are you going?

2007
01:29:35,077 --> 01:29:37,077
I'm going home.

2008
01:29:37,087 --> 01:29:39,086
I don't think so.

2009
01:29:39,087 --> 01:29:40,087
He's inside there.

2010
01:29:40,087 --> 01:29:41,087
He's gonna start drinking,

2011
01:29:41,087 --> 01:29:42,087
i got press people.

2012
01:29:42,088 --> 01:29:43,586
You know what he's like.

2013
01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:44,587
That's too bad.
You're the team player.

2014
01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,087
You take care of it.

2015
01:29:46,097 --> 01:29:47,097
Nice.

2016
01:29:47,098 --> 01:29:51,096
That is just fine.

2017
01:29:51,097 --> 01:29:52,596
I've baby-sat the guy
long enough.

2018
01:29:52,597 --> 01:29:54,596
I guess one more night's
not gonna kill me.

2019
01:29:54,597 --> 01:29:56,097
He's like a chimp,

2020
01:29:56,107 --> 01:29:57,606
except I feed him lines
instead of bananas.

2021
01:29:57,607 --> 01:29:59,606
And he's an asshole.

2022
01:29:59,607 --> 01:30:01,606
Hasn't had an original
thought or idea in...

2023
01:30:01,607 --> 01:30:03,106
how many years?
I don't know.

2024
01:30:03,107 --> 01:30:04,606
When he's sober, he's boring.

2025
01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:06,107
When he's drunk, he's
boring and an asshole.

2026
01:30:06,117 --> 01:30:08,616
Repeat what you just said.

2027
01:30:08,617 --> 01:30:10,116
What?

2028
01:30:10,117 --> 01:30:12,116
Repeat what you just said.

2029
01:30:12,117 --> 01:30:13,117
Oh, please,

2030
01:30:13,617 --> 01:30:14,617
don't tell me you're
gonna start pretending

2031
01:30:14,617 --> 01:30:15,617
mcglory's anything other

2032
01:30:15,627 --> 01:30:16,627
than a complete and utter moron,

2033
01:30:16,628 --> 01:30:18,126
'cause I'm not buying it, ok?

2034
01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:19,637
And if you're gonna
start sucking up to him,

2035
01:30:19,627 --> 01:30:20,627
start sucking up to me,

2036
01:30:20,628 --> 01:30:22,126
'cause I'm the guy
that won the election.

2037
01:30:22,127 --> 01:30:24,127
No, I just wanted
to hear it again,

2038
01:30:24,627 --> 01:30:27,127
'cause you have a thing
on your tie.

2039
01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:34,637
Ahem. Hey.

2040
01:30:37,647 --> 01:30:39,146
Hello!

2041
01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:40,267
A little joke that we, uh...

2042
01:30:40,647 --> 01:30:41,647
we just kind of set up, uh...

2043
01:30:41,648 --> 01:30:44,146
You know, 'cause of pressures
and everything, and...

2044
01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:46,147
I think that we all
could use a... whoa!

2045
01:31:11,677 --> 01:31:14,797
♪ How come
it started so well? ♪

2046
01:31:19,807 --> 01:31:23,317
Mc: I said 6 more years!
6 more years!

2047
01:31:23,807 --> 01:31:24,807
6 more years!

2048
01:31:24,808 --> 01:31:26,307
That's right!
He's a big man.

2049
01:31:26,807 --> 01:31:28,307
He's gonna be big
and proud for us,

2050
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:29,817
because he's from Boston.

2051
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:31,316
He's gonna take care of Boston.

2052
01:31:31,317 --> 01:31:32,816
That's what I say.

2053
01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:34,447
Hey, join me now.

2054
01:31:34,947 --> 01:31:37,447
He's there for all of us.
You know what I say?

2055
01:31:37,457 --> 01:31:38,457
Marcy!

2056
01:31:38,957 --> 01:31:40,456
♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

2057
01:31:40,457 --> 01:31:41,956
Marcy!

2058
01:31:41,957 --> 01:31:43,457
♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

2059
01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:45,457
Marcy!

2060
01:31:45,467 --> 01:31:49,466
♪ Mcglory, mcglory,
hallelujah ♪

2061
01:31:49,467 --> 01:31:53,466
♪ our savior's
marching on ♪

2062
01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:57,467
♪ oh, won't you stay ♪

2063
01:31:57,477 --> 01:32:02,476
♪ stay a while
with your own ones ♪

2064
01:32:02,477 --> 01:32:05,977
♪ don't ever stray ♪

2065
01:32:05,987 --> 01:32:10,486
♪ stray so far
from your own ones ♪

2066
01:32:10,487 --> 01:32:11,487
It's ok.

2067
01:32:11,488 --> 01:32:13,486
♪ This whole world
is so cold ♪

2068
01:32:13,487 --> 01:32:14,987
He's with me.

2069
01:32:15,497 --> 01:32:17,997
♪ Don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

2070
01:32:18,497 --> 01:32:20,496
Don't sing.

2071
01:32:20,497 --> 01:32:21,497
Hiya.

2072
01:32:21,498 --> 01:32:23,496
Hi.

2073
01:32:23,497 --> 01:32:27,497
♪ Oh, won't you stay ♪

2074
01:32:29,507 --> 01:32:34,007
♪ stay a while
with your own ones ♪

2075
01:32:35,517 --> 01:32:39,027
♪ don't ever stray ♪

2076
01:32:41,017 --> 01:32:45,517
♪ stray so far
from your own ones ♪

2077
01:32:47,877 --> 01:32:52,376
♪ for the world
is so cold ♪

2078
01:32:52,377 --> 01:32:56,377
♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

2079
01:32:56,387 --> 01:32:58,887
♪ you share ♪

2080
01:32:59,387 --> 01:33:02,387
♪ with your own ones ♪

2081
01:33:03,887 --> 01:33:06,887
♪ don't rush away ♪

2082
01:33:08,897 --> 01:33:13,407
♪ rush away
from your own ones ♪

2083
01:33:15,397 --> 01:33:17,897
♪ one more day ♪

2084
01:33:19,907 --> 01:33:24,407
♪ one more day
with your own ones ♪

2085
01:33:26,917 --> 01:33:30,916
♪ yes,
our world is so cold ♪

2086
01:33:30,917 --> 01:33:34,917
♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

2087
01:33:35,417 --> 01:33:37,917
♪ you share ♪

2088
01:33:37,927 --> 01:33:40,937
♪ with your own ones ♪

2089
01:33:43,417 --> 01:33:46,416
♪ there's a stranger ♪

2090
01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:48,916
♪ and he's standing ♪

2091
01:33:48,917 --> 01:33:50,917
♪ by your door ♪

2092
01:33:53,927 --> 01:33:56,926
♪ might be
your best friend ♪

2093
01:33:56,927 --> 01:33:59,426
♪ might be your brother ♪

2094
01:33:59,427 --> 01:34:01,427
♪ you may never know ♪

2095
01:34:04,437 --> 01:34:06,947
♪ and I'm goin' back ♪

2096
01:34:09,937 --> 01:34:14,437
♪ goin' back
to my own ones ♪

2097
01:34:15,947 --> 01:34:18,447
♪ back to talk ♪

2098
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:25,447
♪ talk a while
with my own ones ♪

2099
01:34:27,457 --> 01:34:31,457
♪ this whole world
is so cold ♪

2100
01:34:31,957 --> 01:34:35,966
♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

2101
01:34:35,967 --> 01:34:38,466
♪ you share ♪

2102
01:34:38,467 --> 01:34:41,467
♪ with your own ones ♪

2103
01:34:41,967 --> 01:34:44,467
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♪ this whole world
is so cold ♪

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♪ don't care nothing
for your soul ♪

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♪ you share ♪

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♪ with your own ones ♪