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You grab my card?

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Thank you

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So you think his uh highness will be joining
us on time today?

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Don't fucking count.

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Okay, put mine back too put mine.

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Hey, dickhead wait up.

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You've got to be kidding me I don't know what's
worse the fact that you dog-ear your books

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or Darth Maul being your favorite sith lord.

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Whoa Darth Maul is my homeboy first of all
and he is extremely marketable and he is the

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sole reason that the phantom menace was so
successful and secondly, I'm addicted to the

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written word, not the pages they're written
on.

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All I'm saying is that you should have more
respect for the well-being of books especially

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since you want to be a writer.

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Yeah, a screenwriter i am not a novelist.

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There's no difference my friend.

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Time will tell I suppose.

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Speaking of which how's your screenplay coming along?

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Really well as far as the being done portion.

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That's great!

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Good god, I have just put so much blood sweat
and tears into that puppy finished it off

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feel good about it wrapped it up in a little
package with a bow sent it off to la for that

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big old competition, I was telling you about
gonna be famous in no time.

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And this is the sci-fi one that you were
telling me about? Yeah,

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Correct where people are born with the
superhuman ability to steal memories from

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these jerks and then use them to thwart crime.

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Sounds right up my alley I'd love to read it sometime.

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Yeah?

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Yeah, toss it over.

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I will toss you a pdf as soon as I leave the
office that's awesome oh actually uh before

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I leave too I wanted you to see this uh monster
truck driving over this family of seven.

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pretty cool

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"Music Plays"

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So uh you know let me ask you how much longer
do you think this place has?

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I don't know man I mean I just assume you're
looking forward to sitting on your ass and collecting right?

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What the fuck are you talking about I do more
work here than anybody else okay I'm like

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the fucking king of paper your royal highness
of this paper palace.

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Yeah, this place is a real palace...

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This place would fall apart if it wasn't for
me there's gonna be a statue of me one day

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in the parking lot, I'm talking about my heroism here.

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Talking about your heroism you despise this place.

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Ha, I don't despise this place I love this
place you see my problem is the people that I work with

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you know those cunts over in the
office see my dream is to just

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take them and put them in a room and just watch them tear
each other apart piece by little piece and then.

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What a dream to watch that unfold.

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you know I would believe that I really would
and I want to but the problem is, is that it's

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coming from the same guy who just last night
posted on his Facebook I am a giant ball of

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warm snuggly love dot dot dot yeah that was weird.

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Yeah...was.....
You said...that....

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Yeah...was weird it wasn't that it was weird that's
what your sister called me after I fucked her.

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Real mature!

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Oh, please..oh I'm immature

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"Music Plays"

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Oh yeah....That's the money maker.

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"Music Plays"

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What the fuck is this?
Why aren't you at the machine?

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Apparently, I'm not allowed to do my job until
I fix everyone else's mistake such as the

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fucking day crew.

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What.. the hell happened?

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Oh, those geniuses they went and put the Walgreens
ad into the comics you know that supposed

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to be in next week, not this week.

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Yeah, a bunch of fucking meat sacks.

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Apparently, you know it's everybody's first
date but it's not even necessarily their fault

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because you see robbie's the one that set
the machine up he's the one that basically

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told them what to do and they're obviously
just going to follow him like a bunch of mindless

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sheep so...fuck me I get to sit here and fix
everybody else's mistakes while they get to

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go home and enjoy the rest of their evening.

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Now you got to go through and take them out
by hand huh?

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Yep, one by one all by hand, and well good
news is you get to join me Robbie was looking

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for it earlier I was going to tell you that
uh yeah we got to do this together I told

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him you were off you had to take a big shit
or something so he said once you got back

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though jump right in.

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Wounders never fucking ceases to amaze me here.

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So uh what are our numbers for the machines
like tonight?

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Tonight we got 23 grand on the sun 10 grand
on the sentinel.

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They lowered it?

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Sure did everything on computers these days.

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Jesus, you know when we started here we're
getting 50 grand alone on the sun

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That's when we started here not anymore.

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I'm gonna be out of jobs.

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The good news though for you at least I guess
is less newspapers means you have more time

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for your Xbox.

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Papers mean's less work means less paycheck
which means less new Xbox how's the man supposed

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to breathe with less new Xbox you barely even
afford to buy an Xbox game as is already

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Touche man.

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"Reading News Paper"
I'm gonna get boys????

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Hey

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Where's uh broski?

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Ah...Probably what I'm planning a terrorist attack.

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Yeah I think on this place as a matter of fact

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All this time I thought you guys like working here?

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Well, it's kind of hard to work here when we have asshole
co-workers who fuck everything up for us all the time.

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Come on guys think of it as a character-building
exercise once the third musketeer gets here it'll be like a party

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What the fuck is this character
building exercises?

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It already feels like a party I don't even
understand why we need him?

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We don't need him just takes two the.....
Personally....

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Two of us are equal to a party
Yeah exactly....
Jesus....

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I tell you that guy though he's the laziest
fucking supervisor I've ever dealt with.

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It kind of makes some badass?

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That makes him badass?
Badass...

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No, you think him not wearing a belt makes
him a badass how is he being

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A lazy piece of shit a badass?

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You know I don't know what it is about no belt but there's

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just something about it that just like adds
to the character because like a belt anybody

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can afford a fucking belt.

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Adds to the character what is it what
you guys can fucking character

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all the time the fact that matters he's
fucking lazy he's leaving us to do all the work

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like the little minions that we apparently
we are it's not fair man.

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To be honest with you

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I'd probably be doing it too if I were him..

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What's that leaving all the work for your minions?

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Yeah it's the benefit of being a big wig
that you could just shit on people and

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you know it's fine.

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You got a warped sense of logic man...

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Do you think Garfield's ever wanted to fuck normal?

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No, it's his cousin, dude, that's gross...

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Well, he's a cat...

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Broski!!!
There is my favorite shit supervisor
hardly working, as usual, I thought you didn't

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even have work tonight, ah you know hey come
here I want to show you something you're in

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the desert its night you fall asleep next
to your camera where would, you rather spend

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the night with the camel or in the palm trees
under the palm trees why would you stay either

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place your dumb shit when you can go around
the corner sleep in the oasis okay so there's

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a corner in the desert unbelievable see this
is why you have it all figured out my man

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and you need to write a book because I actually
read it you know how to read I do know-how

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to read yeah I'm a real Charles fucking Bukowski
no idea what that is either it figures

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you know i'll write a book and you'll be the
protagonist you know and you'll be the guy

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who is always showing up late and leads by
example they say I'm a bad influence I didn't

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know i could play a character in a book either
you know what i got a perfect title for you

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yeah procrastinators unite
Hahahah haaa.........

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tomorrow

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maybe just maybe I'll get to live to see

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tomorrow...

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Jesus fucking christ it's about damn time you
know we've been waiting on you we're gonna

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start without you what the hell took so long
are you indulging in your self-defeat we don't

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have any time to waste.

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Jedi knights! Haha!

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God damn son, aren't you too much for me dog.
I'm the best.

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Jedi knights well I believe it is time to
doctor shipping the hangar don our robes and

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convened by the knights of the round table
there is much to be discussed I feel as though

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master rails has a valid point about another
uh 20 minutes guys back to the cotton fields

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boys.

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Realistically what do you think Robbie would
do if he caught us up here realistically he'd

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probably be pissed that we don't invite him
considering we're smoking this super dang

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stack baby boy are you gonna pass that shit or what

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oh hey by the way how's that internship going
it's actually going exceedingly well I couldn't

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be happier oh shit there's the next tip
and Spielberg right here boys I'm telling

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you, I appreciate that bro if I could just
get the rest of the world to adopt that mindset

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I would be golden grams. No doubt in my mind bro you'll
get that player you know what they have to

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do with that uh internship anyway I mean i
mostly just pop squats and read screenplays

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do coverage on them. What's coverage?
I mean essentially it's just a short detailed analysis

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of the whole product so that the higher-ups
don't have to do all the work themselves I

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mean if you got good enough coverage then
they're compelled to actually read the entire script

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You need to tell me that the interns
the first people to read the scripts?

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Generally...yeah lowly unpaid interns.
Yeah but if you think about it though that actually makes

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sense because you figure right if you're like
run-of-the-mill joe schmoe kind of person

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if they're not interested in it why is some
big-budget Hollywood producer gonna waste his time on it.

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Precisely....
That's pretty tight, man I can dig it.

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Hey so uh what are the chances are you getting
a job with those guys?

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it's funny you ask because something crazy
happened to me the other night when I was leaving the office.

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Oh snap Jedi knight has his foot in the door baby
Tell us the fucking details.

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Ooooo, here they come all right all right well

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God.......

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Unbelievable...
Idiots...

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You're really willing to do anything huh kid?

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Yeah..

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how about a real job?

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No fucking way...

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Yeah I swear pulls me into his office he's like if you're gonna
go around cleaning up other people's messes that's

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The kind of guy I want work for me I make messes
all the time and I need somebody to clean them up so I was just like

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I couldn't believe it.. He made the mess
it was just waiting for me to take the bait!

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God damn son, some pop that collar check you out.

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That is pretty nice man, so when do you start though?

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Well, I don't have the job yet per se they have an
interview process going on tomorrow with a few other people.

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Yeah

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uh but the guy's totally cool like really awesome and
laid-back and just chill and
I could totally kick it with this dude on a Sunday and watch some..

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This dude sounds dope man that's big man it's right there.

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and we're talking the la office which is in
la California so it's gonna be awesome.

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yeah that's killer I mean you know getting that interview that's
the first step we all know you're gonna
nail that I think if I get out of this shithole.

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Thanks, guys I appreciate that and that's the plan.

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Yeah man crush the interview then I saw it
to Los Angeles which I mean, you want to be a
screenwriter and last I heard that's the place to be.

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That's what everyone keeps telling me.

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Hey, that's what he said I'll drink to that.

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Sure....

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I mean really it's just been downhill ever
since they gave women the right to vote

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Look wedding showers used to be just for girls now all
of a sudden we got to go to them remember I got mine on Friday

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ooooooooooooooooh dude.......

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Remember the wedding shower Friday?

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Yes Friday is the dentist appointment so sorry I gotta get the

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back of my teeth looked at

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I'm sorry dude it's just the dentist called me last minute was
like how much do you like

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How much do you like your smile?

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I said a lot.

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and look at your face of course I'm
going I just took the night off tonight got coverage.

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so you're just fucking with me right now
absolutely...

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Oh my god you're unbelievable you're gonna be there though

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you're my bottom bitch rich I'd never do that to you

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You know I hate it when you call me that

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you love when I call you that.

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well listen man I mean I'm not gonna miss you in Bethany's
wedding shower it's like I can't believe you guys are tying the knot.

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Well yeah, it's only been seven years
I figure at this point I kind of owe it to her.
mm-hmm.....

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Definitely
Glad we're gonna be there.
You bet....

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All right well I gotta go dump I'll see you later.

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Yo master Gus get over here boy

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What's good? dog?
What's going on player how are you doing?

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Right man..
Now yo man I wasn't gonna do
this considering I already got a fish on the line

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I'm gonna give this one to my main man

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God.....you and your fish is on the line I don't know what kind
of bait you're using and who these fish are but it's blaa

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It's unbelievable I mean it's got to be some innocent
girl that I've heard of before that you're luring into your lair

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Nah later baby boy today's all about you

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Peep game kid all right... now we got some fresh
meat up in the building I don't know how Robbie did it

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but she's fucking total knockout I'm talking about
drop-dead gorgeous too gorgeous to be working here man

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we never have hot chicks working here how am
I just finding out about this now nobody bothered to tell me

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well I'm telling you now all right now consider this your gift
forgetting that west coast game

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ah I feel like I actually have to get that job before
I start getting gifts but thanks

217
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well consider this your poo platter

218
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,651
hmm poo poo for two

219
00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:50,380
yeah check your boss check check

220
00:19:50,380 --> 00:20:01,861
oh my god baby got back holy shit
I like that....

221
00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:04,639
I mean it's a gift from the higher gods

222
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,156
higher gods

223
00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:07,336
you know what time it is right?

224
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,273
tagged it..
and bagged...

225
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,784
big shit popping....
and little shit stopping....

226
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:13,465
oh hell yeah you do black for me bro you threw black for me
I am ...

227
00:20:13,465 --> 00:20:18,209
you go ahead and show me how the Jedi master due.

228
00:20:18,209 --> 00:20:22,209
She put the whole thing in her mouth all of it it was so....

229
00:20:22,209 --> 00:20:26,533
oh hey hey Dev get over here
I forgot to introduce you this is uh Ellie

230
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,501
she just started working here she just started working here.

231
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:28,594
Hello...

232
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,094
How come you haven't brought this one around before?

233
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:32,793
Dale's not really you know the kind of guy who well...

234
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,987
Whoa, Whoa, I'm sorry?

235
00:20:34,987 --> 00:20:35,780
To the club.

236
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:38,816
Am I missing something? you two know each other?

237
00:20:38,816 --> 00:20:42,204
Yeah dude this is the girl I was telling you about from a few
weeks ago.

238
00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:44,846
Oh.... so Louie did mention me huh

239
00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:51,681
No shit... oh.. he did mention you yeah he was talking
about this girl that he met while he was uh down at that weird club

240
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:55,545
stuck in all those cage dancers, he goes to once a month in Boston.

241
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,662
Must be talking about bite my favorite club...

242
00:20:58,662 --> 00:21:03,814
The club is actually called bite I mean does
that name allude to anything in particular?

243
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,390
Oh it implies more than you could imagine.

244
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,126
Hu...I bet the cage dancers and all......

245
00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:14,733
Yeah man the place is pretty hot I've been telling you
about it so you get to meet some pretty cool people like Ellie here

246
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:22,245
and you look perfect for a cage dancer too I mean wow that came out wrong.....

247
00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:24,323
I'm not implying you're a slut or anything....

248
00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,209
Oh, I didn't take it like that.

249
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:34,850
but then again not that cage dancers are sluts I'm sure
they're all really loyal girlfriends and wives and stuff like that

250
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:38,710
uh, I'm usually not this judgmental and stupid......

251
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:44,609
oh, it's completely fine I mean most of them are sluts anyways
I only go to those clubs for the drinks and the people..

252
00:21:44,609 --> 00:21:49,296
Ah, good looks so I guess I can start calling you mistress Ellie?

253
00:21:49,296 --> 00:21:51,599
You can call me whatever you like

254
00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:52,431
Jesus christ......

255
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,167
Except for that...

256
00:21:53,167 --> 00:22:00,010
Oh.....
we all have our, limits... we should probably all get back to work you
know how Robby gets a little pissy on nights he's not technically

257
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:03,744
supposed to be working so you know.

258
00:22:03,744 --> 00:22:06,485
I ain't that the truth no one likes a pissy Robbie.

259
00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,515
It was nice meeting you Ellie.

260
00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:09,504
I'll see you later.

261
00:22:09,504 --> 00:22:11,836
Hopefully not too much later.....

262
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:22,966
My god, she is a feisty one I mean and she's really not a cage dancer.

263
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,472
She's got a dirty sense of humor I thought you'd appreciate it.

264
00:22:25,472 --> 00:22:28,221
I mean I think appreciate is an understatement

265
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:31,033
What's not to like about a girl who speaks sarcasm fluently.

266
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:33,556
Oh? you think you maybe start coming to clubs with me now?

267
00:22:33,556 --> 00:22:34,765
Not a chance...

268
00:22:34,765 --> 00:22:36,537
Oh, it's worth a shot I mean.

269
00:22:36,537 --> 00:22:44,317
I appreciate all the invites and.....
it's like the whole nightclub thing just isn't my scene.

270
00:22:44,317 --> 00:22:51,287
Dude it's a filmmaker's gold mine all the crazy shit that goes on
there those fucking people are crazy you're missing an
opportunity of a lifetime.

271
00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:56,881
Yeah, I hear that but why go to them when they're
clearly coming to me?

272
00:22:56,881 --> 00:22:59,663
Okay, cowboy just make sure you get to her before Terrell does.

273
00:22:59,663 --> 00:23:01,574
Oh, he's already giving me the green light....

274
00:23:01,574 --> 00:23:04,743
Oh, he doesn't have an um wow fuck what does he always call.

275
00:23:04,743 --> 00:23:05,463
A chicken in the bucket...

276
00:23:05,463 --> 00:23:09,984
Yes, that is it.....
Yeah, fucking Terrell.....

277
00:23:09,984 --> 00:23:14,525
I heard my name..... I heard my name.

278
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:20,059
So, was the uh the force strong with master
Gus just now?

279
00:23:20,059 --> 00:23:23,923
Aahhhhhh.....
Baby steps my young apprentice baby steps....

280
00:23:23,923 --> 00:23:26,116
All in good times.....
Baby steps okay.....

281
00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,495
All right... all right.... I'll feel you... I'll see you player...

282
00:23:28,495 --> 00:23:32,405
He, be taking the road last travel by it's my man right there.

283
00:23:32,405 --> 00:23:36,212
and that is all that matters...

284
00:23:36,212 --> 00:23:42,119
Well, you know where's the movie director himself
'Snaps Fingers': .......That's a wrap.

285
00:23:49,584 --> 00:23:51,673
Can't get enough of this place huh?

286
00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:53,249
Just waiting on a ride.

287
00:23:53,249 --> 00:23:54,796
Are you sure they're coming?

288
00:23:54,796 --> 00:23:57,213
Hope so or else I'm going to be walking.

289
00:23:57,213 --> 00:24:01,084
I'll stick around just in case.

290
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:02,397
That's pretty bold of you..

291
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:03,619
What is?

292
00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:05,510
Thinking you're allowed to sit next to me.

293
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,357
yes, but you do not mind.

294
00:24:08,357 --> 00:24:10,840
Oh, really am I that transparent?

295
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,677
Actually, you're exceptionally difficult to read.

296
00:24:14,677 --> 00:24:21,306
I just figure that you're the type of adventurous that doesn't
mind trying someone new.

297
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:24,393
Because I like to watch cage dancers right?

298
00:24:24,393 --> 00:24:25,584
Something like that....

299
00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:29,899
but, I told you the only reason I go to those clubs is for the drinks and for the people.

300
00:24:29,899 --> 00:24:32,742
and I think that that is total bullshit.

301
00:24:32,742 --> 00:24:33,636
oh yeah....

302
00:24:33,636 --> 00:24:34,928
Yes, absolutely.

303
00:24:34,928 --> 00:24:40,910
You're not just like going
into those places to be all cutesy and wear a fun little outfit

304
00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:47,867
and order a martini with a lemon slice in it
you're going there because you have this dirty itch.

305
00:24:47,867 --> 00:24:49,631
and it needs to be scratched.

306
00:24:49,631 --> 00:24:51,323
Are you implying that I'm curious?

307
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,710
Yes, but not in the way that you would think.

308
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:56,626
Enlighten me....

309
00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,316
humm.... You're looking for someone who..

310
00:24:59,316 --> 00:25:05,341
is equally as crazy as you, not over-the-top psycho bullshit.

311
00:25:05,341 --> 00:25:08,485
I'm gonna pull out the whips and chains
on you kind of crazy

312
00:25:08,485 --> 00:25:13,610
but just like a nice peaceful amount like the icing on top

313
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:19,380
someone,
that is a little fun a little sweet not too addictive

314
00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:24,571
and not going to drive you down
all the wrong roads

315
00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:26,060
that kind of crazy.

316
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:29,396
and how would one go about finding this particular
type of crazy?

317
00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:31,575
seems pretty hard to track down?

318
00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:35,049
you just gotta look for the signs I mean they're
always there but they're subtle

319
00:25:35,049 --> 00:25:40,018
and I feel like if you dig deep enough
you can find anything or anyone

320
00:25:40,018 --> 00:25:41,868
it's a pretty positive outlook

321
00:25:41,868 --> 00:25:46,118
I know I like to think that there is a silver
lining in every dark cloud,

322
00:25:46,118 --> 00:25:53,735
Yeah you know you're right sitting down next to me without
permission engaging in small talk trying to act all smooth

323
00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:56,600
now that's what I call the perfect type of crazy.

324
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:02,012
You know that brutal sarcasm only
scores extra points with me toots.

325
00:26:02,012 --> 00:26:04,288
When did I say,
I was being sarcastic?

326
00:26:04,288 --> 00:26:07,167
Exceptionally difficult to read indeed

327
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:09,145
but the adventurous type nonetheless.

328
00:26:09,145 --> 00:26:10,376
the bold type

329
00:26:10,376 --> 00:26:11,094
the perfect type

330
00:26:11,094 --> 00:26:12,270
of crazy.

331
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:16,610
Well, I'm infatuated.

332
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:21,409
All right miss adventurous,
it looks like I'm giving you a ride home.

333
00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:23,117
What type of ride are we talking.

334
00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:27,453
Oh my god, Jesus Christ,
Louie was not kidding.

335
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,442
What did I say about calling me that..

336
00:26:29,442 --> 00:26:33,665
In all fairness, you.....
said that I could call you whatever I wanted.

337
00:26:33,665 --> 00:26:35,167
Except that....

338
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:39,686
Okay!.... big dead guy on the cross
is off the limits gotcha...

339
00:26:39,686 --> 00:26:41,783
Watch it I am religious.

340
00:26:41,783 --> 00:26:50,738
My god you get offended when I take the lord's
name in vain but cage dancers fits into god's plan on the weekends?

341
00:26:50,738 --> 00:26:52,781
you're definitely some
type of crazy...

342
00:26:52,781 --> 00:26:53,940
The perfect type right?

343
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,460
Time to put that to the test.

344
00:27:09,414 --> 00:27:10,739
So you working tomorrow?

345
00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:12,434
Yeah are you?

346
00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:13,492
I'll be there.

347
00:27:13,492 --> 00:27:15,040
Cool...

348
00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:19,076
This is you right?

349
00:27:19,076 --> 00:27:21,947
You want to come up for a few?

350
00:27:21,947 --> 00:27:31,061
um I want to but I got a big interview tomorrow well technically
today so I should really get home and get some sleep-a-rooney.

351
00:27:31,062 --> 00:27:32,993
What time's the interview?

352
00:27:32,993 --> 00:27:34,399
Two o'clock

353
00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:36,182
You're shitting me right now?

354
00:27:36,182 --> 00:27:40,624
I'm not shitting you 2 p.m you're familiar with how time works.

355
00:27:40,624 --> 00:27:45,817
So come up for a few and then you can
go home and get your precious beauty sleep.

356
00:27:45,817 --> 00:27:56,841
See, I can't trust myself with the whole a
beer thing I'm always just raking them in and having a party so...

357
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,239
Probably some other time yeah?

358
00:27:59,239 --> 00:28:01,217
Don't be such a poon.

359
00:28:01,217 --> 00:28:05,785
You called me a poon...
I mean you said you wanted to so just come up for a few.

360
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:09,571
Don't deny yourself the simple pleasures in life it's just a beer.

361
00:28:09,571 --> 00:28:18,440
"Debating"
.....All right a beer I'm holding you to it.

362
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,078
I bet you well

363
00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:22,979
What the fuck is this?

364
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:37,531
Shit....

365
00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:52,292
Oh, that's okay and you don't have to put your
clothes back on.

366
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,369
In fact, never wear them again okay.
Yeah................

367
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Do you know what time it is?

368
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,502
Who cares? go back to bed.

369
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,372
I'm serious do you know what time it is?

370
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:13,356
This, this is not okay but this oh this is more than okay.

371
00:30:13,356 --> 00:30:14,949
Jesus christ...

372
00:30:14,949 --> 00:30:16,815
Say that again and i'll rip your dick off.

373
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,592
Okay.....

374
00:30:19,592 --> 00:30:21,910
Nah, miss him too much come back to bed.

375
00:30:24,626 --> 00:30:27,436
Holy fuck it's 1:30pm.

376
00:30:27,436 --> 00:30:29,307
So?

377
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:33,355
I have a fucking interview at two o'clock.

378
00:30:33,355 --> 00:30:35,923
Chill out psycho you have a half-hour.

379
00:30:35,923 --> 00:30:40,103
It's 40 minutes away this is like
the most important job of my fucking life.

380
00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:42,731
You should have woken up earlier...

381
00:30:42,731 --> 00:30:46,675
fucking god damn
it shit... fuck....

382
00:30:55,334 --> 00:30:59,677
Dalen, looking dapper kid what's the occasion?

383
00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:02,464
Thanks uh hey Athena uh
is mike still in?

384
00:31:02,464 --> 00:31:07,092
Mike uh no uh you just missed him he left maybe 15 minutes ago.

385
00:31:07,092 --> 00:31:08,998
uh......
why what's up?

386
00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:13,640
I, um well I sort of had an interview at two.

387
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,286
Oh, my god you were his third interview
today.

388
00:31:16,286 --> 00:31:22,006
I was supposed to be oh no why are you so late you know how punctual he is.

389
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:25,373
I know and uh well i know it's it's totally my fault.

390
00:31:25,373 --> 00:31:31,056
We just had like there's a couple situations.
when my... my family emergency kind of happened

391
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,042
and everything just sort of went haywire and
usually, I'm a lot more on time.

392
00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:38,741
I'm sure he'll understand. I just feel really bad.

393
00:31:38,741 --> 00:31:43,079
um, he told me he already made a
decision before he left the office.

394
00:31:43,079 --> 00:31:51,551
Oh, okay so like a decision so all right well
thanks athena...

395
00:31:51,551 --> 00:31:58,208
Um, I got some errands and stuff.
I gotta run this afternoon so, uh...

396
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:00,891
You have a good day you look really nice.

397
00:32:00,891 --> 00:32:02,331
I like that shirt.

398
00:32:06,061 --> 00:32:15,457
All right I guess you're already the master on pro wrestling and
star wars and uh resident evil and all that other gay ass shit.

399
00:32:15,457 --> 00:32:26,285
Exactly!
I am fully aware, hence the aspirations to be an expert
in all that is pop culture and nerdy.

400
00:32:26,285 --> 00:32:28,281
You're never getting your dick wet again.

401
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:36,528
I'm sure I've come up with some sort of a
wetness system.

402
00:32:36,528 --> 00:32:42,569
Yeah, I'll come up with an irrigation system
for my pubic region if I have....

403
00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:44,334
All right, it's my turn. lay it on me.

404
00:32:44,334 --> 00:32:45,232
Ask me anything?

405
00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:55,516
All right? the most fucked up thing that you
thought as a child but then learned as an adult was not true.

406
00:32:55,516 --> 00:33:00,697
Oh, I got a good one. I was like seven or eight

407
00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:03,862
and I started watching horror in action
movies for the first time and I

408
00:33:03,862 --> 00:33:08,333
Thought that like when a character died on screen
that the actor must have also really died.

409
00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:12,779
I said the most fucked up not the most retarded thing.

410
00:33:12,779 --> 00:33:16,099
What you never thought something
like that yourself?

411
00:33:16,099 --> 00:33:19,909
So, you never saw a movie that had
the same actor in it more than once and thought?

412
00:33:19,909 --> 00:33:26,030
Like wow, he died in the last one how was he just
walking around in this one? hmm, that's strange?

413
00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:29,717
It's pretty presumptuous to think that
I would see two movies with the same actor.

414
00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:34,633
I don't know that's common sense even if you're a child but I wouldn't
bother starting to think about it now.

415
00:33:34,633 --> 00:33:38,966
Yeah, well fuck you.

416
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:43,910
Oh, oh,.. that's original suck my balls.
What's up you lazy dicks.

417
00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:46,066
It's all this ball-sucking talk we got going on here.

418
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,584
Just talking about
what I'm going to do to your wife on your wedding night.

419
00:33:48,584 --> 00:33:51,217
You guys are driving me crazy right
now because look I can't even handle planning

420
00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:54,260
this stupid wedding let alone go into the
damn thing at this point I'm ready to just kill myself

421
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:57,087
It was always an option.

422
00:33:57,087 --> 00:34:06,099
Dude if I was you I would have shat in my
pants in public by now. I don't know how you do it?

423
00:34:06,099 --> 00:34:07,280
Yeah, I've been there done that.

424
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:14,215
I got some plastic wrap that needs happening,
so you guys don't do turds.

425
00:34:14,215 --> 00:34:20,347
Hey you know what don't listen to him if you don't treat
your pants twice a year you're not living life hard enough

426
00:34:20,347 --> 00:34:22,524
or going to chipotle enough.

427
00:34:22,524 --> 00:34:23,834
I should put that on a t-shirt.

428
00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,549
I got a twitter for it.

429
00:34:25,549 --> 00:34:33,251
No one would buy that shirt.
You would buy that shirt.

430
00:34:33,251 --> 00:34:36,209
Jesus chris......t hi...

431
00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:39,466
Hey, you've been avoiding me?

432
00:34:39,466 --> 00:34:46,968
No, um.. no I've just been kind of in like a weird mood I guess,
and saving you the strange behavior.

433
00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:53,559
That's very generous of you but you don't have to
hide anything from me I can always make you feel better.

434
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:56,954
You don't have to be distant ever okay?

435
00:34:56,954 --> 00:35:01,298
I'm just not used to all this is all.

436
00:35:01,298 --> 00:35:02,811
Used to what?

437
00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:08,591
The attention although i'm not really that mad about it.

438
00:35:08,591 --> 00:35:11,391
I find that very hard to believe?

439
00:35:11,391 --> 00:35:13,786
No, I'm actually being pretty serious.

440
00:35:13,786 --> 00:35:19,850
You're being serious? Seriously,
I mean look at you your fucking eye candy dude

441
00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:23,140
and the way you walk oh don't get me started.

442
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,602
Okay stop...

443
00:35:24,602 --> 00:35:26,962
Why?

444
00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:32,000
Because you're making me wanna and you know we're here so....

445
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,381
Does he want to come out and play?

446
00:35:34,381 --> 00:35:36,521
Can't possibly do this here.

447
00:35:36,521 --> 00:35:38,257
Don't deprive me

448
00:35:38,257 --> 00:35:40,506
I'm depriving...

449
00:35:42,202 --> 00:35:44,447
You're something else you know that.

450
00:35:44,447 --> 00:35:46,857
whoa whoa, hold up.

451
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,108
Yes, mistress Ellie?

452
00:35:53,108 --> 00:35:59,072
That's more like it here call me later.

453
00:35:59,072 --> 00:36:03,803
You just carry around a tit number all
the time because you got to give it out?

454
00:36:03,803 --> 00:36:06,191
Only to you, but seriously give me a call later.

455
00:36:06,191 --> 00:36:11,385
I feel really bad about what happened
last night and I want to make it up to you.

456
00:36:11,385 --> 00:36:13,988
Don't even worry about it it was my own fault.

457
00:36:13,988 --> 00:36:19,998
I just loved to drink I can't believe we
drank a fish tank full of margaritas.

458
00:36:19,998 --> 00:36:21,523
That is unbelievable.

459
00:36:21,523 --> 00:36:23,388
I know I still haven't
found the fish....

460
00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:29,586
Yeah, that's probably bad we killed animals that night oh my god.

461
00:36:29,586 --> 00:36:34,131
Well I mean I still feel bad about your
interview so give me a call we can hang out tomorrow?

462
00:36:34,131 --> 00:36:40,720
I've made peace with it and actually
tomorrow is my day off but I have plans.

463
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,401
You are avoiding me.

464
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,836
I'm not avoiding you I have to go to um

465
00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:51,830
Rich, he's gonna he's got one of those wedding
showers I gotta sit around
and watch him and his fucking fiancee open gifts.

466
00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:54,896
because I'm the best man.

467
00:36:54,896 --> 00:36:55,396
Who's rich?

468
00:36:55,396 --> 00:37:00,884
Rich fuckin um he's like that sexy little
bald guy with the glasses that kind of

469
00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:03,916
sachets around this place very like George Costanza looking

470
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:08,221
route 60 rich he's the one who got
hit on the tractor on the highway.

471
00:37:08,221 --> 00:37:09,896
I saw him earlier talking to Louie.

472
00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:13,202
We'll make an appearance tomorrow and then call me?

473
00:37:13,202 --> 00:37:16,725
I'll see what I can do no promises.

474
00:37:16,725 --> 00:37:21,625
I'll see you tomorrow
Maybe....
You have my number now there's no excuses.

475
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,285
Oh, I just lost it.

476
00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:25,418
I have another one.

477
00:37:28,052 --> 00:37:30,897
Oh, sure help yourself fatty.

478
00:37:30,897 --> 00:37:32,746
Thank you I did.

479
00:37:36,476 --> 00:37:40,020
okay let me ask you what do you really think about Bethany?

480
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:42,879
Bethany........

481
00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:48,585
You know uh Rich's fiance woman he is gonna marry.

482
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:51,167
Yeah I know Bethany is,
Asshole....

483
00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:53,927
What's up with you? You're all weird lately.

484
00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,142
I just got a lot of shit on my mind I guess.

485
00:37:56,142 --> 00:37:58,678
oh, how better interview go?

486
00:37:58,678 --> 00:38:00,315
Don't want to talk about it.

487
00:38:00,315 --> 00:38:01,825
That good hu?

488
00:38:02,876 --> 00:38:05,469
Unfortunately, I did not make it you make it.

489
00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:09,139
You didn't make it to the interview?

490
00:38:11,106 --> 00:38:21,066
Nope and when I did get there one of my supervisors
had said that he already made a decision anyway.

491
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:27,349
This is juicy shits dude I'm sorry to hear
that but why didn't you make it?

492
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:30,776
I was with Ellie.

493
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,166
During the day?

494
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:34,291
I slept over.

495
00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:38,810
oooooo...... who has got a fish on the line now man.

496
00:38:38,810 --> 00:38:44,441
Terrell's gonna be so excited about
this he's gonna be proud he's gonna be a proud papa.

497
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,236
Hey, wait.......
let me ask you to uh stick it in her?

498
00:38:49,236 --> 00:38:51,960
Yeah from what I can remember...

499
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:58,934
Time's never wasted
when you're busy getting wasted man you fucked Ellie it's so hot.

500
00:38:58,934 --> 00:39:01,803
Yeah, I was there I know.

501
00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:08,448
Wow just can't believe that you've fucked Ellie
that's just.... my mind can't.

502
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:15,610
but it didn't come without a price I mean
I essentially destroyed what was a golden opportunity for me.

503
00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:19,522
all right sweetheart calm down i'm sorry that the job
didn't go your way but

504
00:39:19,522 --> 00:39:23,882
people get jobs all the time you could be a store manager of a
home depot one day all right

505
00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:31,916
that's just as good jobs any so you know just don't worry
you fucked a hot girl and that's what matters you got your dick wet.

506
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:36,216
I'm aware don't care.

507
00:39:36,216 --> 00:39:40,358
Jelly you, got up all in that Ellie

508
00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:44,554
Never say jelly ever again please...

509
00:39:44,554 --> 00:39:47,070
Bro, would you smokers
for that shit though.

510
00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,233
oh my fuckin god....

511
00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:50,876
Dickinson's will always be the better brand.

512
00:39:50,876 --> 00:39:53,252
Dickinson's guy hu?

513
00:40:06,749 --> 00:40:09,564
All right well let's get this over and done with.

514
00:40:36,829 --> 00:40:42,162
Jesus christ what the fuck are you doing
you know he's gonna notice you're not around in there.

515
00:40:42,162 --> 00:40:46,904
Honestly dude how many times have
I covered for you in the past just cover for me this one time.

516
00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:52,403
I can't really control him looking over
at our frigging table and seeing you're not next to me.

517
00:40:52,403 --> 00:40:57,736
Who gives a shit just
to tell them there was some kind of emergency
make something up it's not fuck quantum physics.

518
00:40:57,736 --> 00:41:05,483
Jesus christ Dalen you're the fucking best man okay what you can't sit
through some of this shit and suffer for a few hours of the rest of us?

519
00:41:05,483 --> 00:41:15,169
Listen this is important Ellie is stranded with absolutely
no one to come to her rescue I have to do it I'm I'm
trying to be a nice guy

520
00:41:15,169 --> 00:41:18,958
and this isn't important right here right now
you're friends they're not important?

521
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:27,332
oh so uh sitting around and watching them open a bunch
of gifts like that's some monumental experiment
that he wants us to be there for?

522
00:41:27,332 --> 00:41:28,597
Like who gives a shit.

523
00:41:28,597 --> 00:41:33,253
Jesus Christ, you're his best fuckin friend.
You're his best man where his friends were supposed to go

524
00:41:33,253 --> 00:41:37,300
to this fucking shit and be supportive, what is wrong with you?

525
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:42,979
You covered for me, I will go to your one of your...
fucking stupid fetish parties.

526
00:41:42,979 --> 00:41:46,978
Jesus Christ, this girl must be some kind
of freak under the sheets huh?

527
00:41:46,978 --> 00:41:48,748
Do we have a deal or not?

528
00:41:48,748 --> 00:41:54,488
It's kind of one of those where you scratch her back
she scratches yours but in your case, your back is a dick.

529
00:41:54,488 --> 00:41:55,320
Is that what?

530
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,855
It is you are such an asshole.

531
00:41:57,855 --> 00:41:58,913
You really gonna go?

532
00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:06,682
Just.... yes, I will go just please let me borrow
your keys so I can take the car.

533
00:42:07,835 --> 00:42:10,503
I have no other way of getting there
what am I supposed to do?

534
00:42:10,503 --> 00:42:13,619
You better not be jerking my penis
like Ellie's gonna be jerking yours later.

535
00:42:13,619 --> 00:42:15,065
I swear on my penis.

536
00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:18,508
You swear on your penis
I will have no dick if I break this promise.

537
00:42:18,508 --> 00:42:19,823
Good.....
You can take it....

538
00:42:19,823 --> 00:42:23,274
Fucking, I don't want your dick. Your dick is filthy. Take it.....
Thank you.....

539
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,873
Bump me...
NO.....
Bump me.....

540
00:42:26,873 --> 00:42:32,578
Fuck you... fuck you....
I'll punch your fucking pretty lips if you start doing
that shit again do you understand me.

541
00:42:32,578 --> 00:42:34,337
Louie ....
Fuck you....
I love you....

542
00:42:34,337 --> 00:42:37,688
Hey...........
I love you! go have some fun...

543
00:42:49,084 --> 00:42:55,160
How does one travel out into the middle
of east butt fuck cupcake and not have enough gas?

544
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,597
Hey I thought I was gonna have enough
to get out here and back.

545
00:42:58,597 --> 00:43:01,490
and you didn't even have enough
to get to your actual destination.....

546
00:43:01,490 --> 00:43:04,194
Well, that was poor planning on my part.

547
00:43:04,194 --> 00:43:06,409
I really appreciate you coming out here for me.

548
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:10,928
Somehow I feel like this is all an elaborate ruse.

549
00:43:10,928 --> 00:43:13,875
Come on give me more credit than that.

550
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:19,859
Give you more credit coming from the girl
who lured me up into her apartment after hours

551
00:43:19,859 --> 00:43:22,550
for just a drink.

552
00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:25,086
Hey you already took the
blame for that one.

553
00:43:25,086 --> 00:43:28,664
That was all you going for seconds and thirds.

554
00:43:28,664 --> 00:43:31,425
Fourths, fifths I know.

555
00:43:31,425 --> 00:43:34,208
but I'm really glad you did.

556
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:38,086
yeah I guess it was good to let loose
do something a little different.

557
00:43:38,086 --> 00:43:40,382
Oh, you know you can let him loose any time.

558
00:43:40,382 --> 00:43:41,918
He's always horny forever?

559
00:43:41,918 --> 00:43:46,025
Girls aren't allowed to be horny every five seconds like guys are?

560
00:43:46,025 --> 00:43:49,042
No........
.............get in the car.

561
00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:51,594
Where are we going?
my favorite place....

562
00:43:51,594 --> 00:43:57,124
Oh, it is a beautiful cloudy day to go to favorite places
shut up...
You shut up.

563
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,949
That you Dale?

564
00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:06,042
It's just your local murderer
here to end your life.

565
00:47:06,042 --> 00:47:13,072
Oh, good.... well grab a beer get in here man I'm uh
about to watch this walking dead finale for like the ninth time.

566
00:47:13,072 --> 00:47:14,630
I don't know how you keep putting yourself
through that?

567
00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:19,254
Dude, I have to man I think I finally figured out who
Negan kills though like I'm telling you if you just

568
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:24,741
if you if you watch it and you see like you keep track
of where all the characters are lined up

569
00:47:24,741 --> 00:47:27,904
and then what you gotta do turn the volume up
like super loud

570
00:47:27,904 --> 00:47:31,841
you can hear who's screaming
and you can hear like who's getting murdered

571
00:47:31,841 --> 00:47:33,827
I'm telling you I gotta I'm tired....
you can tell.....

572
00:47:33,827 --> 00:47:36,092
it's a man and that man is Daryl

573
00:47:36,092 --> 00:47:37,177
betting on it.

574
00:47:37,177 --> 00:47:40,465
wooo, spoiler alert man why are you
going to say that shit why would you what are you doing?

575
00:47:40,465 --> 00:47:43,813
I mean you're the only one I'm telling I'm just guessing.

576
00:47:43,813 --> 00:47:46,767
Oh, damn it man I thought you like actually knew?

577
00:47:46,767 --> 00:47:49,164
There's no way of knowing we have to wait a couple more weeks.

578
00:47:49,164 --> 00:47:52,668
Well look I'm just glad to have somebody
actually watch this show with dude, because Bethany

579
00:47:52,668 --> 00:47:56,084
she will not watch it with me man
she says it's too violent or some shit I don't know?

580
00:47:56,084 --> 00:47:57,222
It's ridiculous.

581
00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,383
Yeah, I hear that I tried putting Ellie through it and

582
00:47:59,383 --> 00:48:04,693
you know she's into so many crazy bizarre
like weird fucking fetishy things

583
00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:10,499
but just can't handle zombies feel like it's impossible
and that zombies would never happen and I disagree

584
00:48:10,499 --> 00:48:14,610
What that's ridiculous dude I don't
understand how people can like hate zombies

585
00:48:14,610 --> 00:48:18,599
I mean zombies aren't like they're not good
or bad they're just zombies man they're just hungry that's all

586
00:48:18,599 --> 00:48:22,192
They're the superheroes of today definitely

587
00:48:22,192 --> 00:48:28,150
So wait a minute back up who's talking about Ellie chick

588
00:48:28,150 --> 00:48:35,849
uh, Ellie just started working with us smoking
hot brunette like super petite huge cans.

589
00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:38,776
yeah, no i didn't .....you know
Ass.......really nice smile.

590
00:48:38,776 --> 00:48:44,165
Right I saw that yeah like I know, like who you're
talking about but what are you saying like...

591
00:48:44,165 --> 00:48:46,922
you guys just you guys hanging out all the time now
like that's what's up?

592
00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:49,751
Absolutely, yeah totally my type.

593
00:48:49,751 --> 00:48:53,767
Yeah man look you just you can't, you can't be seeing her.

594
00:48:53,767 --> 00:48:58,351
like, what is the issue am I missing something here?

595
00:48:58,351 --> 00:49:05,338
there are just times in life that you need to just
leave your friends when they tell you
something and I'm telling you right now

596
00:49:05,338 --> 00:49:06,812
you can't see her.

597
00:49:06,812 --> 00:49:13,665
Uh, pump the brakes a little bit how do you know Ellie?

598
00:49:15,835 --> 00:49:22,797
I don't know her personally but I know of her

599
00:49:22,797 --> 00:49:28,561
and I know that you seeing her this is a bad idea.

600
00:49:28,561 --> 00:49:35,763
wait wait wait so who the fuck are you to tell me who
I can and can't hang out with

601
00:49:35,763 --> 00:49:38,511
like what the fuck is this even about?

602
00:49:38,511 --> 00:49:46,949
Dude, she's Arkan's ex-girlfriend.

603
00:49:46,949 --> 00:49:49,076
Arkhan......

604
00:49:49,076 --> 00:49:51,119
Yeah, Arkhan.....

605
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:56,356
As in like acne Arkan... Bethany's older fuckin brother?

606
00:49:58,391 --> 00:50:02,820
unbelievable........
yeah.....man unless you know another Arkan somewhere

607
00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:04,980
in the world that's the one i'm talking about.

608
00:50:04,980 --> 00:50:18,905
Well your future brother-in-law isn't that
fucking grand so wait the girl that Bethany would always bitch

609
00:50:18,905 --> 00:50:26,994
and vent about there's always complaining.........
uh...........

610
00:50:27,876 --> 00:50:28,919
Yep!

611
00:50:30,478 --> 00:50:38,089
Small little fucking world. Teensy
tiny small little fucking world that Dalen lives in.

612
00:50:38,089 --> 00:50:40,349
Unbelievable.........

613
00:50:41,918 --> 00:50:47,705
Wait, so they don't have like a kid tucked
away somewhere like living in a closet that they like?

614
00:50:47,705 --> 00:50:53,735
oh dude, no man, she fucking went behind
his back and got an abortion

615
00:50:53,735 --> 00:50:55,743
woooo, oh thank god,

616
00:50:55,743 --> 00:50:57,894
Dalen's all about abortions.

617
00:50:57,894 --> 00:51:02,662
Well you might be but we all know Bethany is not.

618
00:51:02,662 --> 00:51:05,485
She can't she doesn't stand for that
shit dude, she's pro-life.

619
00:51:05,485 --> 00:51:09,034
and between that and everything else that she did to Arkhan.

620
00:51:09,034 --> 00:51:13,154
She just fucking despises the girl.

621
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:18,876
You know you could have given me a heads up a little
sooner before I jumped into this.

622
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:23,463
Dude how the fuck was I supposed to know that you,
were, gonna go dating some psycho.

623
00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:29,280
okay it's just she's not even your type first of all
and this whole situation is completely out of character for you.

624
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,808
Perfect bum nice cans nice smile and she's not a psycho.

625
00:51:32,808 --> 00:51:36,850
Dude, look I think I would know.

626
00:51:36,850 --> 00:51:40,545
You just said I do not know her personally.

627
00:51:40,545 --> 00:51:47,428
No, I, I don't, but Bethany has told me enough stories
to last a fucking lifetime dude.

628
00:51:47,428 --> 00:51:52,692
I know enough to know for a fact this girl is
nothing but fucking crumbly cookies man.

629
00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:58,940
Oh, and of course as long as a brainwashed
Bethany says it then it must be the truth huh?

630
00:51:58,940 --> 00:52:00,069
Is that how it goes?

631
00:52:00,069 --> 00:52:02,133
Dude, don't turn this into something it doesn't need to be.

632
00:52:02,133 --> 00:52:07,169
Oh, no this has already turned into
something there are two sides to every story rich.

633
00:52:07,169 --> 00:52:13,251
and Bethany isn't exactly famous for keeping the peace
she has a hard time nailing all the details down.

634
00:52:13,251 --> 00:52:16,031
Wooooo, dude.....
What I'm saying.......
You need to slow down okay that's my fiance you're talking about now.

635
00:52:16,031 --> 00:52:22,247
Yeah and I need to have a word with your fiance
when she comes home because this is absolute bullshit.

636
00:52:22,247 --> 00:52:25,741
I asked Ellie to be my date to the wedding.....

637
00:52:25,741 --> 00:52:28,960
You did what?

638
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,165
You heard what.

639
00:52:30,165 --> 00:52:37,821
Dude, that is just that's not gonna fly okay
Bethany fucking hates Ellie with a passion.

640
00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,256
There is absolutely no way she's gonna
allow her being at the wedding, okay you could

641
00:52:41,256 --> 00:52:45,367
there's nothing that you can say or do that's gonna let
that fly so don't even bother man

642
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:47,166
I'm just saving you time at this point

643
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:51,592
Oh, okay so Bethany just gets whatever she wants now?
Dude.......
is that how it works?

644
00:52:51,592 --> 00:52:53,563
It's her fucking wedding.

645
00:52:53,563 --> 00:52:59,545
It's her fucking wedding, do you notice how you always
say, it's her wedding and it's never our wedding?

646
00:52:59,545 --> 00:53:02,738
Are you even gonna be in it Rich or is she
gonna get up there and marry herself?

647
00:53:02,738 --> 00:53:04,626
Am I gonna be her best man?

648
00:53:04,626 --> 00:53:08,274
Oh, my god.......
God, it's fucking bullshit....

649
00:53:08,274 --> 00:53:13,139
You just do whatever the fuck she says and
she's been dragging you down for years.

650
00:53:13,139 --> 00:53:17,172
Wait, she's dragging me down let's, let's,
talk about this for a second?

651
00:53:17,172 --> 00:53:19,023
How'd your interview go the other day?

652
00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:22,999
Oh, here we fucking go.....
Yeah, here we fucking go I'm waiting.

653
00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:30,000
It...I....I....didn't make it.....
Oh, you didn't make it? Yeah oh, really why is that?

654
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,725
Uh, because I was really late.....

655
00:53:31,725 --> 00:53:35,270
Yeah, you were really late. Fucking Louie, told
me how you were really late because you were too

656
00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:39,294
busy messing around with Ellie. He also told me, that's
the reason why you couldn't make it to my wedding shower.

657
00:53:39,294 --> 00:53:45,375
So, if Louie has already fucking told you everything then why
am I here in this weird truth trap?

658
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:49,327
When I'm just trying to wash some dead and drink some
fucking beers with you man?

659
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:53,934
Dude, you're fucking here because
right now I am completely baffled by your actions and

660
00:53:53,934 --> 00:53:58,565
what is going on with you you are literally
handed opportunity after opportunity okay

661
00:53:58,565 --> 00:54:01,331
your fucking parents have paid your way through school.

662
00:54:01,331 --> 00:54:04,733
You got a great internship they're offering
you a wonderful fucking job and all

663
00:54:04,733 --> 00:54:08,984
you're doing is finding a way to screw it all up now
I go ahead and make you the best man of my wedding

664
00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:12,595
and lord knows you find a way to fuck that
up too what's gonna be the big encore huh?

665
00:54:12,595 --> 00:54:15,119
You know what fuck you rich okay.

666
00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:21,111
You don't just get randomly handed the title a fuckin best man
at a wedding like you are plucking names out of a fucking hat.

667
00:54:21,111 --> 00:54:26,401
I have been your best friend
your whole fucking life that's why I'm your best man at the wedding.

668
00:54:26,401 --> 00:54:28,652
Standing up...

669
00:54:28,652 --> 00:54:31,865
and on top of that how about?

670
00:54:31,865 --> 00:54:35,328
When you were 21 years old and you needed to get your license

671
00:54:35,328 --> 00:54:37,724
and I had to bring you to take your fucking driving test

672
00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:42,044
not once not twice but three fucking times

673
00:54:42,044 --> 00:54:48,079
because you drove like a toddler at the age of 21
and speaking of driving how about back
when we were freshman in high school

674
00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:53,460
and we stole your dad's Porsche and
you got so fucking hammered that I had to drive that thing

675
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:57,430
home that night I had never driven a car in
my life just so that you wouldn't get busted

676
00:54:57,430 --> 00:55:01,249
I pulled you out of that fucking situation
and we can rewind this all the way back to

677
00:55:01,249 --> 00:55:07,460
first fucking grade when I had to tell everyone
that you were roller coaster rich roller coaster

678
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:11,769
rich has a fucking roller coaster in his backyard
so that everyone would stop calling you a

679
00:55:11,769 --> 00:55:15,829
faggot and kicking your ass at recess and
they would come to your goddamn birthday party

680
00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:22,450
you're welcome so to tell me that I am not
the best man at your wedding from being the

681
00:55:22,450 --> 00:55:27,599
best man who has ever existed in your life
you can go fuck yourself you fuckin,

682
00:55:27,599 --> 00:55:28,599
prick.

683
00:56:07,506 --> 00:56:11,849
Hey, it's me,

684
00:56:11,849 --> 00:56:18,609
yeah no i'm good um are you still going to
that party tonight

685
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:22,869
yeah obviously uh what do you think about
picking me up.

686
00:56:22,869 --> 00:56:36,359
well no plans changed and I don't know I just
don't give a fuck, I'm just ready to rumble.

687
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:40,239
do something crazy...

688
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,239
absolutely....

689
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:52,269
all right but the only thing is I pick up Louie
well I mean, you pick up Louie, you pick

690
00:56:52,269 --> 00:57:00,619
me up we get Louie and we make this thing
happen I owe my favor he'll be fine I'll be

691
00:57:00,619 --> 00:57:02,605
fine we'll get through this whole night

692
00:57:05,907 --> 00:57:10,580
Password....
Oh, hey uh I believe it is, little red corset

693
00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:14,438
You're good...
Let's get lit.......

694
00:57:15,998 --> 00:57:19,562
Come on...
Is that O'Reilly....... O'Reilly are you from hu?
Come on...

695
00:57:26,683 --> 00:57:27,633
You okay?

696
00:57:27,633 --> 00:57:31,022
I mean yeah I'm good I got this.

697
00:57:31,022 --> 00:57:33,823
Are you sure? you look really uncomfortable.

698
00:57:33,823 --> 00:57:42,033
No, I'm fine I promise.... uh it's just like I mean
I just saw fucking guys balls walk by with his pubes hanging out

699
00:57:42,033 --> 00:57:45,790
it's just not really my regular situation.

700
00:57:45,790 --> 00:57:50,975
Well I mean think of
it as pre-gaming for the big Hollywood parties.

701
00:57:50,975 --> 00:57:54,798
I mean if you can't handle a couple naked
chicks and dudes right now?

702
00:57:54,798 --> 00:57:59,996
How are you going to handle it when you make it as a big-time
screenwriter and head to those crazy parties out west?

703
00:57:59,996 --> 00:58:04,970
I mean inevitably you're going to
have to suck up to some big dicks and suits one day.

704
00:58:04,970 --> 00:58:08,712
Might as well start learning now i
mean at least everybody's friendly here.

705
00:58:08,712 --> 00:58:13,887
That is an interesting perspective.

706
00:58:13,887 --> 00:58:17,450
I know I'm smart
think of me as your training wheel.

707
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:22,219
um yeah but what if I want you to be more than just
my training wheels?

708
00:58:22,219 --> 00:58:28,003
Well I think maybe that could happen I mean
you already proved you can handle a good ride.

709
00:58:28,003 --> 00:58:31,458
ah stop it.

710
00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:35,730
Let's stop what?
We're doing the thing again....
He's ready...

711
00:58:35,730 --> 00:58:41,518
Yeah he's always ready when you have your hands on him and
then you have you talking about my fucking dick in the third person

712
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,481
let's go find a bathroom.

713
00:58:42,481 --> 00:58:43,378
Ellie...

714
00:58:43,378 --> 00:58:48,001
What I mean no one's gonna care
here if anything it's a photo opportunity.

715
00:58:49,561 --> 00:58:54,132
woooooo, woooo,
Hey sorry buddy just
we're not doing any cameras today. uh,

716
00:58:54,132 --> 00:58:58,642
no one takes any photos of me my
girl without my permission

717
00:58:58,642 --> 00:59:02,303
that's just kind of how I roll but thank you.
I appreciate it I like this that's.

718
00:59:02,303 --> 00:59:05,562
Cool......
When did we start getting all fucking shy around here?

719
00:59:05,562 --> 00:59:09,631
Sorry, it's his first time at one of these he doesn't know the protocols.

720
00:59:09,631 --> 00:59:15,205
Let me ask you a question....
okay....
would you....

721
00:59:15,205 --> 00:59:19,968
give up an inch of your dick for 143 thousand dollars?

722
00:59:19,968 --> 00:59:27,487
um excuse me no it's a very simple question would you give up an inch of your cock

723
00:59:27,487 --> 00:59:31,070
for $143,000?

724
00:59:31,477 --> 00:59:38,538
I.. um, I... wouldn't give up an inch of my cock for any amount
of money no matter

725
00:59:38,538 --> 00:59:43,420
it is a charity or some guy down the street just had fucking cancer

726
00:59:43,420 --> 00:59:46,710
and he needs a little bit of dick edition

727
00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:49,118
uh nothing so thanks anyways

728
00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:51,759
no no no no no
no no no no no no no there's a story there's

729
00:59:51,759 --> 00:59:57,989
a story with us I'm not done yet I'm not done
yet we're gonna break you in good huh so a

730
00:59:57,989 --> 01:00:03,079
buddy of mine right this guy right he's getting
a blow job from i mean a girl with a metal

731
01:00:03,079 --> 01:00:08,810
mouth I'm talking front braces bottom braces
lip ring tongue ring so she's and she's really

732
01:00:08,810 --> 01:00:13,390
going to town on it right so it's all like

733
01:00:13,390 --> 01:00:19,030
right and then she rips his dick she rips
his dick so he has to have an emergency procedure

734
01:00:19,030 --> 01:00:22,863
so he's at the hospital he's getting the surgery
done and then you know what he did?

735
01:00:22,863 --> 01:00:28,738
He paid, a $143 grand to get an inch of his dick back?

736
01:00:28,738 --> 01:00:32,115
no no no no no no.........
You think that you think that you think that but no no that's

737
01:00:32,115 --> 01:00:37,795
not what happened he sued the doctors
$143 thousand dollars because he lost an inch

738
01:00:37,795 --> 01:00:40,947
of his dick, that's what he figured an inch of his dick was worth.

739
01:00:40,947 --> 01:00:44,476
Right but could you imagine that
like like never having sex again

740
01:00:44,476 --> 01:00:47,522
because you're you lost an inch of your dick not that he had
that much to begin

741
01:00:47,522 --> 01:00:53,569
Oh, my god he just spit inside of my mouth I just felt it..

742
01:00:53,569 --> 01:00:58,227
Get me the fuck out of here....
You know you know what I bet you know no you know what I bet I bet

743
01:00:58,227 --> 01:01:01,126
that you are hung like a hamster

744
01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:04,872
I bet you don't even have anything to be grateful for

745
01:01:04,872 --> 01:01:07,622
down there you weren't born with anything?

746
01:01:08,504 --> 01:01:10,980
tell him that you nicknamed it cockzilla.

747
01:01:11,523 --> 01:01:12,429
please...

748
01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:18,671
you know I...I.. bet I bet if you took an inch off you'd have an innie.

749
01:01:18,671 --> 01:01:25,609
it's not even, it's not even, worth tak...
taking a snapshot of your baby dick with my camera
am I right....am I right.....am I right.

750
01:01:25,609 --> 01:01:27,359
I don't know....
woooo.
enough.......

751
01:01:27,359 --> 01:01:31,738
Well I can see who wears the pants around here...
back.... off fuck......
fuck you!!

752
01:01:31,738 --> 01:01:34,944
She never wears the pants, because I'm always having sex with her.
Shut up......

753
01:01:34,944 --> 01:01:39,820
that guy is a fucking asshole I'm gonna beat the fuckin titty though.
He's not worth your time......

754
01:01:39,820 --> 01:01:42,905
I mean, I have no problem with what you're packing just ignore him.

755
01:01:42,905 --> 01:01:46,325
thanks his fucking ball sack touch the inside of my hand.

756
01:01:46,325 --> 01:01:51,611
I'm down with the sack tap but
I hate the inside fuck I just want to kill him.

757
01:01:51,611 --> 01:01:55,970
It's fine just chill out I mean the photographers aren't usually
like that they're usually pretty chill.

758
01:01:55,970 --> 01:02:02,207
I need to go take a fucking shot just in the shape
of a refrigerator.

759
01:02:02,207 --> 01:02:05,949
Let's go......
Let's go...........

760
01:02:10,629 --> 01:02:13,987
Ellie fucking fletcher in the flesh oh my god.

761
01:02:13,987 --> 01:02:18,685
Oh this is real.....
It's so good to see you Mrs. Lacey looking kinky as always!

762
01:02:18,685 --> 01:02:22,338
Thank you....
How long has it been since you've shown your face
around one of these?

763
01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:23,494
far too long.

764
01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:27,184
Yeah, no shit have you forgotten how uh these get-togethers work?

765
01:02:27,184 --> 01:02:29,537
I haven't so covered.

766
01:02:29,537 --> 01:02:32,026
wait so he used to be like, a um?

767
01:02:32,026 --> 01:02:38,910
Riot girl oh yeah she was more than that she was the fucking
best it's too bad you crossed over to the dark side.

768
01:02:38,910 --> 01:02:40,270
We miss you .....

769
01:02:40,270 --> 01:02:43,252
Well, you know the dark side has cookies couldn't pass it up.

770
01:02:43,252 --> 01:02:47,452
Yeah, save the excuses so uh who's the mystery man?

771
01:02:47,452 --> 01:02:50,230
This is my man Dalen but uh everybody calls him dal.

772
01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:54,064
You got yourself a handsome one definitely different
from the others.

773
01:02:55,827 --> 01:02:57,469
I'm Mistress Lacey
I.....

774
01:02:57,469 --> 01:03:01,437
I..........I you have a cool name
and an interesting outfit.

775
01:03:01,437 --> 01:03:04,687
Thank you we all have uh riot girl names.

776
01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:09,032
Wait so? like who are the other guys she's talking about?

777
01:03:09,032 --> 01:03:11,958
What's wrong with all the other guys that you've dated?

778
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:16,933
Sorry I think it's great that Ellie has someone to
keep her online rather than the other way around.

779
01:03:16,933 --> 01:03:22,223
If only that were true.... she is a lunatic........
Oh, okay I catch your drifts.....

780
01:03:22,223 --> 01:03:25,129
Looks can um be deceiving.

781
01:03:26,825 --> 01:03:30,091
Wait so, I mean well that's not what I meant
it's like.....
You guys need drinks?

782
01:03:30,091 --> 01:03:32,035
okay.......
you guys.....
please yes.......

783
01:03:32,035 --> 01:03:36,197
you want a beer?
Oh nope, good not drinking tonight all set thanks.

784
01:03:36,197 --> 01:03:37,527
Come on it's just a beer?

785
01:03:37,527 --> 01:03:46,095
Okay the last time you said a beer we drank a margarita kiddie pool
I was naked you were naked we did a little something in the shower..

786
01:03:46,095 --> 01:03:51,287
Enough, enough okay fine you don't have to
drink but I can drink that's okay?

787
01:03:51,287 --> 01:04:00,371
absolutely I mean definitely indulge uh don't
hold off in this weird fetish scenario because

788
01:04:00,371 --> 01:04:03,933
of me hand over your keys, that's the big thing.

789
01:04:03,933 --> 01:04:05,568
and what was your riot girl's name?

790
01:04:05,568 --> 01:04:07,274
haaaaa....Don't start....

791
01:04:07,274 --> 01:04:08,395
Oh, so now you're gonna answer me?

792
01:04:08,395 --> 01:04:11,296
You're not mad, are you?

793
01:04:11,296 --> 01:04:17,958
I'm not mad it's just so weird like,
Mistress Lacy what a fucking wacko.

794
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:20,106
You promise you're not mad?

795
01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:23,737
I promise I'm not mad...... keys..

796
01:04:23,737 --> 01:04:25,322
You're the best you know that.

797
01:04:25,322 --> 01:04:28,627
All right now go do something that you're
gonna end up forgetting.

798
01:04:28,627 --> 01:04:31,823
and I'll remind you and you're probably gonna feel it.

799
01:06:45,307 --> 01:06:49,846
Oh, wait! whoa whoa whoa whoa!

800
01:06:49,846 --> 01:06:51,006
Are you okay?

801
01:06:51,006 --> 01:06:54,480
We can't forget about your little home slice dog.

802
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:59,539
Your little sidekick thing a mabobber woof
woof woof he's inside.

803
01:06:59,539 --> 01:07:02,992
He'll be fine...
He's inside....
You're very drunk......

804
01:07:02,992 --> 01:07:09,897
Let's keep it moving we're going north towards the vehicle...
You're being very you right now.......

805
01:07:09,897 --> 01:07:16,957
Icicle man, you are being very you, you horny little devil.
Oh, my god.....

806
01:07:16,957 --> 01:07:19,501
You're so horny, go to the car.

807
01:07:19,501 --> 01:07:21,619
Keep up....
Oh my god

808
01:07:23,993 --> 01:07:27,823
Well, we can't leave without your little home slice.

809
01:07:27,823 --> 01:07:30,410
your little dog man
Ellie....Ellie.....

810
01:07:30,410 --> 01:07:33,204
Are you kidding me?
Mr. Louie....

811
01:07:33,204 --> 01:07:41,058
West Coast, East Coast....McDonalds...
You nailed it that's all the coasts......

812
01:07:41,058 --> 01:07:44,389
We should go there.....
So smart........
Get some breakfast all day.......

813
01:07:44,389 --> 01:07:48,339
A happy meal....!
Oh, that's such a good idea yes we can.....

814
01:07:48,339 --> 01:07:50,577
All-day breakfast motherfucker.......

815
01:07:50,577 --> 01:07:56,846
You're my pimp daddy yo only you get the
three-digit combination to this pussy.

816
01:07:56,846 --> 01:07:59,573
Are you kidding me......
Yeah......

817
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,172
Just in the car stay....

818
01:08:03,172 --> 01:08:04,265
I'm driving.....

819
01:08:04,265 --> 01:08:11,206
Oh that sounds like a great idea
you can drive from the passenger seat cool beans.

820
01:08:12,766 --> 01:08:19,363
"Drunk Ellie"..........Pullover!
Ellie, we're almost there just calm down.

821
01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:22,155
We're gonna be fine.
"Drunk Ellie"..........I said! pullover!

822
01:08:22,155 --> 01:08:27,189
Ellie, I'm not pulling over unless are you gonna be sick?

823
01:08:27,189 --> 01:08:31,137
Pullover you reckless fuck I don't want you driving my car anymore!!!

824
01:08:31,137 --> 01:08:33,353
We are almost there we're gonna be fine.

825
01:08:33,353 --> 01:08:36,556
Give me this!
.....Jesus Christ!

826
01:08:36,556 --> 01:08:41,172
Say, Jesus Christ, one more fucking time
I fucking dare you see what happens!

827
01:08:41,172 --> 01:08:45,259
Oh, sure you can comprehend that but
you can't comprehend anything else that's

828
01:08:45,259 --> 01:08:46,259
fucking happening tonight.

829
01:08:46,259 --> 01:08:47,633
Ellie: WATCHOUT!!!
"Brakes Happen"

830
01:09:03,368 --> 01:09:08,145
OH MY FUCKING GOD! LOOK AT MY FUCKING CAR!
Man....

831
01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:10,060
Yeah I know, are you okay?

832
01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:14,718
Do I fucking look okay? look at my car you asshole!

833
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:17,863
there was nothing I could do.

834
01:09:17,863 --> 01:09:21,355
I mean the deer just fucking spawned out of the woods like

835
01:09:21,355 --> 01:09:24,139
fucking some video game there was nothing I
could do to avoid it.

836
01:09:24,139 --> 01:09:27,878
Yeah, how about hitting the fucking break
look now there's fucking blood everywhere.

837
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:35,136
We'll get it fixed I promise I got a guy uh an insurance guy

838
01:09:35,136 --> 01:09:38,126
I got all kinds of people who can take care
of this problem we're good.

839
01:09:38,126 --> 01:09:47,055
We're good? oh yeah just like earlier hand me the keys
I'll drive in my backward's hat and my Hawaiian shirt

840
01:09:47,055 --> 01:09:49,954
I'm sober enough to drive.

841
01:09:49,954 --> 01:09:53,673
Yeah, fucking right you idiot now look what happened.

842
01:09:53,673 --> 01:09:59,950
okay and if you had drove,
we would have been the blood all over somebody else's fucking car.

843
01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:03,436
So I'd rather sacrifice a deer for humans.
Fuck me....

844
01:10:03,436 --> 01:10:07,496
Running sideways right? living life on the edge dude.

845
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:10,538
I'm pretty sure that's impossible, dude.

846
01:10:10,538 --> 01:10:15,066
No, sounds like a pretty good idea to me don't you think?

847
01:10:15,066 --> 01:10:19,503
No, it sounds like a terrible idea and this is a
horrible time to be acting like this

848
01:10:19,503 --> 01:10:22,024
No come on take advantage of me

849
01:10:22,024 --> 01:10:25,359
Ellie, come on it's like...

850
01:10:25,359 --> 01:10:30,576
Come on .....
We can't do this.....
I want you to fuck me on the hood of my car.....

851
01:10:30,576 --> 01:10:32,493
it'll be so hot.........

852
01:10:32,493 --> 01:10:34,411
it won't be hot this is...

853
01:10:34,411 --> 01:10:40,627
gonna be cold there's probably some fucking homeless
asshole filming this in the goddamn wilderness..

854
01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:45,478
so let me save you the trouble and let's go
home your a fucking panty-ass little bitch that's what you are

855
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:51,497
you're going in the back seat ........
Oh, backseat........owwwww!

856
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:58,779
Jesus, just fucking get in there just I don't even
care if you wear a fucking seatbelt shut up.

857
01:11:02,441 --> 01:11:04,277
Robbie, you summoned me?

858
01:11:04,277 --> 01:11:09,360
Broski,
All right popping the king's chair.

859
01:11:12,887 --> 01:11:16,386
You probably heard people talking about this on the floor.

860
01:11:17,810 --> 01:11:22,989
uh, actually I haven't heard anything is everything cool?

861
01:11:23,803 --> 01:11:24,642
um....

862
01:11:25,751 --> 01:11:26,837
well

863
01:11:28,058 --> 01:11:31,224
I guess I'm glad to be the one that's gonna tell you first,

864
01:11:32,987 --> 01:11:34,125
okay

865
01:11:34,736 --> 01:11:36,698
We're shutting down.

866
01:11:37,851 --> 01:11:40,481
This soon? I mean.....

867
01:11:40,956 --> 01:11:45,518
I figured we had another
five years before the fucking actually reached the fan

868
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:48,153
and started spraying everywhere..

869
01:11:48,153 --> 01:11:53,985
Hey nobody reads the newspapers any more kid
end of the month completely digital.

870
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:00,902
This is surreal I have been here since I was in high school.

871
01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:05,913
I know it caught me off guard too.

872
01:12:07,134 --> 01:12:11,489
On Monday, I get the staff together and broke the news.

873
01:12:12,642 --> 01:12:16,105
You work nights late in the week. You're the last one to hear.

874
01:12:16,105 --> 01:12:18,709
I wanted to tell you myself.

875
01:12:18,980 --> 01:12:20,620
I didn't want to do it over the phone.

876
01:12:21,434 --> 01:12:23,671
I'm sorry dal I'm real sorry.

877
01:12:25,977 --> 01:12:27,928
I'll be okay.

878
01:12:27,928 --> 01:12:34,122
Yeah, I know you're rich you'll
be fine you guys have good heads on your shoulders

879
01:12:35,817 --> 01:12:39,780
Louie and Terrell? no backup plan

880
01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:48,965
hey that stays between you and me hey

881
01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,133
that sure does.

882
01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:55,539
I think they are acutely aware of their situation as well

883
01:12:55,539 --> 01:13:00,106
it's the fact that
they don't have any ambition to do anything about it

884
01:13:00,106 --> 01:13:03,649
well, I hope they'll turn out okay.
hmm...

885
01:13:04,734 --> 01:13:11,452
wow, so this is it huh the final chapter how many days are
they giving us?

886
01:13:11,452 --> 01:13:13,860
29th we shut the doors.

887
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:19,470
It's not much time but it's better than no time at all.

888
01:13:24,014 --> 01:13:27,403
Yeah, so how'd the other guys take the news
Louie and Tyrell and Rich?

889
01:13:31,540 --> 01:13:37,612
You know? In spite of themselves, I think they're
gonna miss the shithole.

890
01:13:41,071 --> 01:13:44,722
I know, I am.....

891
01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:07,943
So what you don't know how to answer your
phone?

892
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,415
Listen, Ellie, I just

893
01:14:09,415 --> 01:14:11,610
No, you know what?

894
01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:16,270
I'm tired of listening it's your fucking turn
to listen so pay real close attention.

895
01:14:16,270 --> 01:14:17,857
Ellie I was just giving us some space after the...

896
01:14:17,857 --> 01:14:20,530
shut the fuck up do you hear me shut

897
01:14:20,530 --> 01:14:27,460
the fuck up no one fucks with me especially
not a little fucking boy like you.

898
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:31,590
A little fucken boy? That's not what you were saying
when you were fucken tits down drunk open

899
01:14:31,590 --> 01:14:32,814
the other night.

900
01:14:32,814 --> 01:14:36,243
Please I wear high heels bigger than your dick.

901
01:14:36,243 --> 01:14:38,965
Your pussy fucking smells like pennies and whiskey.

902
01:14:40,525 --> 01:14:43,630
Yeah well glad you feel
like that cause you're never gonna get a taste

903
01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:44,944
of this again.

904
01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:48,851
I didn't mean to say that I apologize.

905
01:14:48,851 --> 01:14:51,676
Yeah well you know what I meant every fuckin word that I

906
01:14:51,676 --> 01:14:54,690
said and if you think
you're getting off free over what happened

907
01:14:54,690 --> 01:14:58,610
this weekend then you can think again you're
gonna pay me back every fucking dime you owe

908
01:14:58,610 --> 01:15:01,025
me for what you did to my car you little prick.

909
01:15:01,025 --> 01:15:05,444
Relax of course I'm gonna pay you back I'm not a total fuckin douche.

910
01:15:05,444 --> 01:15:10,400
I took some money out it's $250 that's all I have for now you

911
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,949
have to wait until I get paid again just hang
in there until I get my check at the end of

912
01:15:14,949 --> 01:15:18,606
the week. I'm sorry I don't know what else
to say.

913
01:15:18,606 --> 01:15:22,140
You are a little piece of shit thanks for the free
money you know what I

914
01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:24,143
should take you to court and get even more out of you.

915
01:15:24,143 --> 01:15:29,049
Really? That's how you're gonna handle this after
I just graciously handed you money out of my fucking pocket..

916
01:15:29,049 --> 01:15:32,437
No one fucks me over
you better get that through your thick-ass skull.

917
01:15:33,929 --> 01:15:35,973
This is really how you want this to
end?

918
01:15:35,973 --> 01:15:38,348
How the fuck did you think it was gonna end?

919
01:15:38,348 --> 01:15:44,276
Life isn't a happy fucking ending Sunday
with sprinkles on top, you fucked with the wrong person

920
01:15:44,276 --> 01:15:46,852
and you know what you can't handle me.

921
01:15:47,462 --> 01:15:51,163
In this entire time, you were the one that
was actually getting fucked.

922
01:15:51,163 --> 01:15:52,420
Ellie, please.....

923
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:56,142
Don't fuckin touch me ever again do you hear me.

924
01:15:59,330 --> 01:16:02,748
I'm better than this I'm better than all this is..

925
01:16:04,126 --> 01:16:09,538
Christ, it's like being in a fucking airplane closet.

926
01:16:09,538 --> 01:16:13,276
Thanks so much for taking a victory shit today.

927
01:16:13,276 --> 01:16:17,876
Some fucking top-notch plumbing..

928
01:16:25,608 --> 01:16:29,714
God damn baby boy, I have been looking all over for you.

929
01:16:29,714 --> 01:16:33,584
Not now master ells, I'm not having the best of nights bro.

930
01:16:33,584 --> 01:16:36,053
You better brace yourself.

931
01:16:37,138 --> 01:16:40,761
What now?
That chick is going apeshit on your hot wheels outside.

932
01:16:40,761 --> 01:16:41,903
Ellie....!!

933
01:16:41,903 --> 01:16:46,414
That one.
What I saw Count Dooku, slice and diece...

934
01:16:46,414 --> 01:16:48,771
Are you fucking kidding me!!!

935
01:16:56,231 --> 01:16:58,756
fucking women.......ha shit

936
01:17:00,926 --> 01:17:03,042
Oh, you fucking bitch.

937
01:17:04,496 --> 01:17:08,422
You fucking bitch! You fucking bitch!

938
01:17:26,531 --> 01:17:28,677
You need a ride?

939
01:17:30,237 --> 01:17:34,987
Yeah, yeah that'd be great....
I got you........

940
01:17:34,987 --> 01:19:01,085
"Music"

941
01:19:13,971 --> 01:19:16,885
Quite giving me awkward silence the whole car
right here was bad enough.

942
01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:19,432
I don't think we got to continue that anymore right?

943
01:19:20,314 --> 01:19:21,816
Agreed..

944
01:19:22,426 --> 01:19:23,905
How the hell did you even know I was out there anyway?

945
01:19:23,905 --> 01:19:29,170
It's Tyrell manny came in and told
me how Ellie was out there fucking up your

946
01:19:29,170 --> 01:19:33,170
car and slashing your tires so I went and
talked to Robbie and asked him if it was cool

947
01:19:33,170 --> 01:19:35,042
if I gave you a ride home seemed like you're
having a rough night.

948
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:36,952
That I was.

949
01:19:36,952 --> 01:19:42,209
man, well you didn't have to it's not like I deserve any
special treatment or anything..

950
01:19:42,209 --> 01:19:46,618
I know I didn't have to but I wanted to you know you're my
boy gotta have you back and though.

951
01:19:46,618 --> 01:19:53,260
Appreciate that and you know I just I gotta say I'm sorry
about the other night man like I'll let you

952
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:58,949
have it and I never usually apologize but
I was officially out of line in that situation

953
01:19:58,949 --> 01:20:05,070
I appreciate the apology and everything but
really dude it's totally unnecessary we I

954
01:20:05,070 --> 01:20:08,830
think we were both wrong at the end of the
day it was just some stupid petty argument

955
01:20:08,830 --> 01:20:13,243
you know just water on the bridge you know
I think we were both wrong at the end of the

956
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,000
day right.
True.....

957
01:20:16,090 --> 01:20:17,812
I'll dig it.

958
01:20:18,626 --> 01:20:23,089
but I gotta give
credit where credit is due because you were 100 correct

959
01:20:23,089 --> 01:20:25,838
about Ellie that lunatic piece of shit

960
01:20:25,838 --> 01:20:30,080
and all I did was find out the hard way good god.

961
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,690
Yeah well you know what dude
at the end of the day.

962
01:20:32,690 --> 01:20:39,082
we all got to learn these lessons the hard way I mean lord knows
about how many times I got to learn stupid shit the hard way right so

963
01:20:39,964 --> 01:20:45,367
well that's why you are so lucky now you
guys got it all figured out like I'm so happy for you and beth

964
01:20:45,367 --> 01:20:49,293
I mean you have an awesome relationship
I am so pumped about this wedding

965
01:20:49,293 --> 01:20:51,042
it's going to be amazing.

966
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:56,167
I appreciate that man because as it turns out I heard
Tyrell I think still looking for a date so

967
01:20:56,167 --> 01:20:58,721
you want to jump on that?
Yeah...

968
01:20:58,721 --> 01:21:01,577
Yeah, I don't even think I could land Tyrell as a date.

969
01:21:01,577 --> 01:21:04,123
Cause you know him he's always got a fish on the line

970
01:21:04,123 --> 01:21:08,868
he's got a bat in the cave
he's got an orangutan and a jungle,

971
01:21:08,868 --> 01:21:10,550
yeah but,

972
01:21:10,550 --> 01:21:13,421
you know him man one's never enough he's always tagging...

973
01:21:13,421 --> 01:21:16,044
and he's always bagging......
he got big things popping......

974
01:21:16,044 --> 01:21:19,115
and he got little things stopping.......
Haaaaa!....

975
01:21:19,115 --> 01:21:21,861
Man...
I'm not gonna lie, I think we might be blacker than him.

976
01:21:21,861 --> 01:21:25,925
I feel pretty black when that comes out of me.
Yeah.... absolutely......
Black attack....

977
01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:31,646
but I definitely don't say it enough man I
really really appreciate our friendship

978
01:21:31,646 --> 01:21:35,701
and I love you bro no homo.

979
01:21:35,701 --> 01:21:41,061
Hey man, more than mutual obviously you know no
matter what I'm always going to have you back

980
01:21:41,536 --> 01:21:47,809
even if you are being led astray
by some crazy-ass psycho, you know queen of the fetishes

981
01:21:47,809 --> 01:21:50,047
uh, nut job..

982
01:21:50,047 --> 01:21:54,052
we should
get married I'm just kidding you keep doing the thing,

983
01:21:55,002 --> 01:21:57,401
Yeah, you have to talk to beth about that one.

984
01:21:59,029 --> 01:22:04,129
speaking of crazy-ass psycho queen of the
fetishes nut job

985
01:22:04,129 --> 01:22:08,634
one of them led Louie away the other night as well so
now he's got that to deal with...

986
01:22:08,634 --> 01:22:12,618
Yeah, he actually was telling me about that
he feels really bad for blowing you off there so

987
01:22:12,618 --> 01:22:15,175
Good, he should..............Asshole......
He says he....

988
01:22:15,175 --> 01:22:20,432
Wants to make it up to you he says uh beers
and billiards at his place tomorrow night

989
01:22:20,432 --> 01:22:24,275
So luckily enough, I already checked the schedule
and as it turns out none of us are working.

990
01:22:24,275 --> 01:22:28,255
Jesus Robbie's already cutting hours unbelievable.

991
01:22:28,255 --> 01:22:30,538
Yeah, he sure is man, it's unfortunate.

992
01:22:30,538 --> 01:22:32,750
Louise, it is then!

993
01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:36,933
I am pissing in one of his potted
plants because that is how I roll.

994
01:22:44,529 --> 01:22:45,599
Hey you.

995
01:22:45,599 --> 01:22:49,604
Hey Athena how are you?
Respectable........you?

996
01:22:49,604 --> 01:22:54,872
Respectable huh? I don't think I've heard that response before? I kind of dig it.

997
01:22:54,872 --> 01:22:57,561
Well, you can add it to your repertoire and thank me later.

998
01:22:57,561 --> 01:23:02,521
Duly noted, uh so, what's up any scripts
need coverage or what?

999
01:23:02,521 --> 01:23:08,434
Not right now actually um I was wondering if I could talk to you
for a minute about yours in my office real quick

1000
01:23:08,434 --> 01:23:10,032
You already read it?

1001
01:23:10,032 --> 01:23:12,397
Sure did, come on in...
That's amazing!

1002
01:23:16,873 --> 01:23:19,802
You can shozed the door.

1003
01:23:19,802 --> 01:23:22,739
Shozed ......
...Shozed.................hahaha
I SHOZED IT!!!

1004
01:23:22,739 --> 01:23:25,592
ALL RIGHT!! um I'm gonna be really honest with
you

1005
01:23:26,745 --> 01:23:28,790
I wouldn't want it any other way

1006
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:35,935
I thought it was really really good granite there are
some places you could trim the fat off in a few places here and there

1007
01:23:35,935 --> 01:23:38,832
but overall it read really well.

1008
01:23:38,832 --> 01:23:46,400
Seriously?
Yeah, I mean I have to say right off the bat the action descriptors
were masterfully written.

1009
01:23:47,063 --> 01:23:53,060
I could visualize everything so easily and especially with such
a difficult subject matter I was impressed

1010
01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:59,360
with the way that you were able to pull everything
together so succinctly granted uh the action

1011
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:03,239
descriptors were a lot better than the dialogue
but it's not to say that the dialogue was

1012
01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:08,616
bad it'll get there nevertheless it has so
much potential.

1013
01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:13,416
That is so cool I...I appreciate you taking the time

1014
01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:17,549
Well, it's my job plus
I go into much more detail in this coverage that I wrote for you

1015
01:24:17,549 --> 01:24:24,969
Wow! Athena, this is definitely
above and beyond the call of duty I've always

1016
01:24:24,969 --> 01:24:32,000
been more of a halo guy myself Xbox exclusive, uh you ever play?
Uh, no....

1017
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,366
I'm grateful though that you took the time.

1018
01:24:34,366 --> 01:24:36,575
Everything.....
So thank you so much....
Everything...

1019
01:24:36,575 --> 01:24:39,923
you did in your internship was above and beyond the call of duty.

1020
01:24:39,923 --> 01:24:42,832
I just wanted to show you that we appreciate you.

1021
01:24:42,832 --> 01:24:46,538
In fact, I called you in here for an entirely different reason.

1022
01:24:46,538 --> 01:24:47,587
Oh yeah?

1023
01:24:47,587 --> 01:24:52,602
Remember when I told you that I was interested
in going out west to pursue my photography degree.

1024
01:24:52,602 --> 01:24:53,979
Yeah of course?

1025
01:24:53,979 --> 01:24:56,279
Well, I decided it's time to shit or get off the pot.

1026
01:24:56,279 --> 01:24:59,990
That sounds so gross when a female says it.

1027
01:24:59,990 --> 01:25:06,763
Then it's like for a second you like
me my buddies say it.....I understand where you're going.

1028
01:25:06,763 --> 01:25:10,340
Um, well, uh, I gave Mike my notice yesterday.

1029
01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:14,909
Whoa, like goodbye notice, that is insane.

1030
01:25:14,909 --> 01:25:21,954
I am so happy for you. Holy crap, I mean your
photography is beautiful like perfect.

1031
01:25:21,954 --> 01:25:25,386
I can't believe you didn't go to school for that originally.

1032
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:29,711
Yeah, I know when I was where you are now
I had no idea what the hell I wanted

1033
01:25:30,593 --> 01:25:33,925
It was
only five years ago but I was clueless

1034
01:25:33,925 --> 01:25:38,660
my parents call me a nomad for the amount that
I travel around and wander aimlessly

1035
01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:46,182
but I feel like after a few years of working in different companies
getting my feet wet with a few different things I finally know where
my heart is

1036
01:25:46,710 --> 01:25:49,514
I would wish you the best of luck

1037
01:25:49,514 --> 01:25:53,270
but you're not even the kind of person you need thanks

1038
01:25:53,270 --> 01:25:57,463
I'm really gonna miss your passion wisdom your humor

1039
01:25:57,463 --> 01:26:00,286
but the rest of the office
doesn't have to

1040
01:26:00,286 --> 01:26:04,664
well I only got a couple weeks left so

1041
01:26:04,664 --> 01:26:07,270
it'll be a little longer than that a lot longer

1042
01:26:07,270 --> 01:26:10,883
hopefully, until you're a famous screenwriter at least

1043
01:26:10,883 --> 01:26:13,855
this will help you pay
the bills in the meantime

1044
01:26:13,855 --> 01:26:19,744
you're giving me your job I recommended you for the position
mike is elated to start working with you

1045
01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:24,727
oh my god thank you so much you are incredible

1046
01:26:24,727 --> 01:26:26,651
you deserved it

1047
01:26:26,651 --> 01:26:33,707
I am nowhere near as attractive as you but
I'm not gonna let you down I promise

1048
01:26:33,707 --> 01:26:37,430
let me hear from you, okay you have my phone and email

1049
01:26:37,430 --> 01:26:39,442
I want to hear where all that talent
is taking you

1050
01:26:39,442 --> 01:26:41,275
I'm sure it'll be far

1051
01:26:52,940 --> 01:26:55,334
Hey, I owe you an apology.

1052
01:26:55,334 --> 01:27:00,293
Nah, I've lost many of billiards
games in my day.

1053
01:27:00,293 --> 01:27:07,745
No one gives a fuck about billiards. I mean at the riot girl party and
ditching you the other night.... it was..... uh sorry....

1054
01:27:07,745 --> 01:27:16,313
In all fairness, you did warn me how fucked up that shit
could get before we even picked up Ellie in the first place.

1055
01:27:16,313 --> 01:27:18,485
Dipo.....
was still a shitty thing to do

1056
01:27:18,485 --> 01:27:21,074
Yeah I know I'm still sorry.....

1057
01:27:21,074 --> 01:27:25,063
Wait what was that?
I said I'm sorry sweetheart...

1058
01:27:25,063 --> 01:27:28,675
I just wanted to make sure I heard the right words.

1059
01:27:28,675 --> 01:27:31,891
Well. I mean the
weird thing is

1060
01:27:31,891 --> 01:27:35,410
if you didn't do what you did

1061
01:27:35,410 --> 01:27:39,895
I never would have got to see what I saw and
that is what

1062
01:27:39,895 --> 01:27:44,475
I needed to learn that night and that wouldn't have
happened if you were there

1063
01:27:44,475 --> 01:27:48,186
In that case, you're welcome.

1064
01:27:48,186 --> 01:27:50,936
I accept that you're welcome.
Thank you...

1065
01:27:50,936 --> 01:27:56,000
Hey, buds.....
Before rugs......

1066
01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:01,915
Hey, buds..... Before rugs......
All right,.... (You know that) ....
I killed you you ain't got no place on the pool table you didn't kill

1067
01:28:01,915 --> 01:28:05,900
me? maybe? no that's some bullshit no dude you got lucky.

1068
01:28:05,900 --> 01:28:10,132
you can't come back from that now
you've got no place on the pool table no no place I'm calling

1069
01:28:10,132 --> 01:28:16,720
bullshit but you know what
this this right here this

1070
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:22,652
is what I just actually did this is what oh you finally heard you
heard back from that job

1071
01:28:22,652 --> 01:28:25,939
come on man y'all let me finish

1072
01:28:25,939 --> 01:28:32,437
I'm not gonna choke up on this
shit pull myself up I'll put myself together

1073
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:37,138
I racked up enough points to earn me a foot,
long at subway

1074
01:28:37,138 --> 01:28:38,881
oh boy yeah

1075
01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:45,815
sounds like you've been working really hard at this is this
like out of you I started from the bottom but now I'm here wow

1076
01:28:45,815 --> 01:28:50,355
I'm here bro..
mother Teresa.. (I've arrived... )
it's only five dollars..

1077
01:28:50,355 --> 01:28:55,259
yeah there's tax oh they got taxes
on it okay yeah

1078
01:28:55,259 --> 01:28:58,608
Cause we could buy you one?
That's impressive so what are you thinking like a ham and cheese

1079
01:28:58,608 --> 01:29:04,972
like a turkey?
Doesn't matter it's a free footlong I'll figure it out when get there..
Like an Italian cold cut or something or

1080
01:29:04,972 --> 01:29:08,518
whatever I don't know about that man all I know is
I started from the bottom

1081
01:29:08,518 --> 01:29:12,122
i just want to earn a free footlong that's it you get too many
questions

1082
01:29:12,122 --> 01:29:15,123
You did a great job man.
That's impressive
The dream is real
So you're telling me you

1083
01:29:15,123 --> 01:29:18,570
didn't hear back from that job then?
Job?
Yeah?

1084
01:29:18,570 --> 01:29:26,480
yeah, the job?
Yeah well, what had happened uh
was okay so my uncle see he works there okay

1085
01:29:26,480 --> 01:29:31,719
he works there and he's gonna get me in that's
that's at least what he said because you know

1086
01:29:31,719 --> 01:29:35,600
I'm trying to wake up dreaming.....
I feel like all this is bullshit......
.....dreaming on that green....

1087
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:40,460
you know i'm saying dreaming on that green
right on that green and he'll be rolling up

1088
01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:45,140
that green or he'll be packing that green and he'll be smoking green....
The rap industry....

1089
01:29:45,140 --> 01:29:54,720
There is a lot of green....
You know what I am saying. (Right?) It going on right now,
yeah but he knows what I'm talking about........ I'm saying right?
(I don't know what you're talking about know)

1090
01:29:54,720 --> 01:30:01,650
Just because you're a square.
Right?
Well, I just I don't know so so what whatever man

1091
01:30:01,650 --> 01:30:05,929
look, uh, at the end of the day look you're
not the only one that's got good news.

1092
01:30:05,929 --> 01:30:09,949
(ok he got good news) / (oooooh) / (Give it to us)
I understand it let's hear it the subway card

1093
01:30:09,949 --> 01:30:14,469
is awesome and I'm not trying to take anything
away from that, but as it turns out I finally

1094
01:30:14,469 --> 01:30:19,949
put together enough uh enough money to get
back to school finally finish that degree

1095
01:30:19,949 --> 01:30:25,980
oh, he gets to finally finish up his ABC's you never got to z ...
So you ended up snagging

1096
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:31,679
that "CJ"
Well yeah well see what had happened
I was trying to snag a little "BJ" she said

1097
01:30:31,679 --> 01:30:36,949
no no no not until I get the "CJ" so I get that
degree and then after we get married her dad's

1098
01:30:36,949 --> 01:30:42,280
going to hook me up with a job at that correctional facility
(What is happening?)
the correctional.... he works at the....

1099
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:48,159
correctional.....
facility.....facility....facility.....facility
How many drinks have you had? (Say "FACILITY")
So i'm going....

1100
01:30:48,159 --> 01:30:54,320
to get.....
Peanut butter in your mouth. (Yeah),
what?
"CJ', "BJ", well what happened to "AJ" (I don't know?)

1101
01:30:54,320 --> 01:31:01,790
(I think he got fired)
Man, I can't get over that....
You know, uh, Rich isn't the only one with good news okay
(facility)

1102
01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:07,370
(Say facility)...... facility.... we're saying the same thing
FACILITY!......... Yeah, that's what I said?
All right well at

1103
01:31:07,370 --> 01:31:13,179
my FACILITY! I'm done driving the regular fork
truck with my fork in the furious ways okay

1104
01:31:13,179 --> 01:31:18,670
I'm Paul Walker-ing it out of there and.......
Oh!!! He's walking away......great day to die!

1105
01:31:18,670 --> 01:31:26,389
(That's.....)
......Am I the rock? Am I the rock?
(I'am walking away!)
YEAH!!!! I got my big boy license so pretty soon I'll be

1106
01:31:26,389 --> 01:31:33,579
forking it up pretty, pretty, pretty, high....
How old long? Has this guy been talking about getting

1107
01:31:33,579 --> 01:31:39,199
his CDL?
I mean I know i've been telling him to do it for years now.
(um eons)
The test was.....

1108
01:31:39,199 --> 01:31:43,329
so easy. You back up six feet, you move forward
six feet, that's all I had to do.

1109
01:31:43,329 --> 01:31:53,996
(Should have done it years ago like we told you to do.)
Yeah, the pay increase if I had done it all those years
ago but you know what I did know...whatever..

1110
01:31:53,996 --> 01:32:05,154
(eons....) (Congratulations man!)
Thank you... (eons.... what's that?)
eons, It's I don't know a thousand years?
(It's like couple thousand years)

1111
01:32:05,154 --> 01:32:09,799
(its like yaaaaan......)
......Man forget you!......forget you!
(It's if a donkey says it...)

1112
01:32:09,799 --> 01:32:14,469
All right! you know, either way, uh, if we're
all spilling the beans I might as well take

1113
01:32:14,469 --> 01:32:21,119
the opportunity to uh, you guys know how i
was uh an intern I will be a full-time employee

1114
01:32:21,119 --> 01:32:22,119
at Golden Age

1115
01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:31,070
Productions.
....(Shut the fuck up).......(Wooooooow).....
Shit, you're about to be the next Stephen Spielberg.
That's what he is he is a fucking next Steven

1116
01:32:31,070 --> 01:32:37,550
Spielberg!
You heard the man you heard them because
I'm taking Terrell's advice (Yes you are) and I'm

1117
01:32:37,550 --> 01:32:43,329
looking to make those pockets fat....
Brother, I believe in you!...Thank you, thank you,
(I don't......)

1118
01:32:43,329 --> 01:32:47,530
really believe in them, but I don't really....)
.....I believe in you bro!
(Well you know what guys)

1119
01:32:47,530 --> 01:32:59,270
enough for the good news, subway car,
CJ, BJ, AJ.... I don't know, truck driver, CDL....
(fork truck)

1120
01:32:59,270 --> 01:33:06,121
and Steven Spielberg right here that's cause
we ain't gonna be "THE GRAVEYARD GANG" for too long now

1121
01:33:06,121 --> 01:33:11,280
Yeah, you know what? Might as well make
the most out of it. Let's drink up, let's party

1122
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:17,889
tonight. It's on! Just don't match me up in pool now.
Oh, Jesus...
(Haaaaaaaaaa)

1123
01:33:17,889 --> 01:33:23,123
Yeah! (That's what she said.)
Let's get it!...... (Yeah)...... Bring it in now..
Black guy's still alive!....... (Yes I am!!!)

1124
01:33:23,123 --> 01:33:26,209
You like, won game in......Your whole life you know what I am saying?

1125
01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:28,468
'Happy ending"

1126
01:33:28,468 --> 01:33:41,430
"Music Playing"

1127
01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:48,840
summer nights just driving around a warm breeze
with the windows down takes me back when all

1128
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:57,920
we knew were fun times can you recall the
way we promised ourselves that things would

1129
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:05,192
all be the same after all can you blame us
for trying

1130
01:34:05,192 --> 01:34:20,239
Let's go...let's go....let's go....let's go....
Late nights and red lights passing us by watching
the sky fards to red as it goes down the sun still sleeps tonight.

1131
01:34:20,239 --> 01:34:27,739
do you remember the late-night talks......

1132
01:34:33,572 --> 01:34:38,885
Jedi nights!!
I have been patiently waiting for your arrival this evening.

1133
01:34:38,885 --> 01:34:40,294
Master Els!

1134
01:34:40,294 --> 01:34:42,834
I shall don my robes for the evening.

1135
01:34:45,276 --> 01:34:52,859
Hold the phone kid, hold the phone.
(What's up?)
You got to see this shit player
I'm telling you this is going to make your night

1136
01:34:52,859 --> 01:34:56,111
matter of fact it's going to make you fucking year.

1137
01:35:05,606 --> 01:35:09,347
All right boys he is here!

1138
01:35:09,347 --> 01:35:10,955
Here he is....

1139
01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:15,476
I cannot wait to see your fucking face after you read this.

1140
01:35:15,476 --> 01:35:24,053
You're going to love it, man. Big story to your evening.
.....We make newspapers we don't read them boys.
You're going to want to read this...

1141
01:35:24,053 --> 01:35:35,917
Local Ayer resident, Ellie Fletcher 27 years of age was arrested
Wednesday night after allegedly burglarizing her ex-boyfriend's home.

1142
01:35:35,917 --> 01:35:39,780
The ex-boyfriend Arkham Thomas, reported
to police immediately after

1143
01:35:39,780 --> 01:35:43,592
he noticed his
wallet and various items were missing throughout his home.

1144
01:35:43,592 --> 01:35:47,491
According to authorities,
Miss Ellie Fletcher decided to check her Facebook

1145
01:35:47,491 --> 01:35:51,353
during the midst of the chaos and
neglected to log off her account

1146
01:35:51,353 --> 01:35:55,882
before leaving with thousands
of dollars worth of stolen property

1147
01:35:55,882 --> 01:36:00,990
uh, chief of police Charlie Irons said
if she wouldn't have done the Facebook

1148
01:36:00,990 --> 01:36:07,952
thing we would have never caught her...YES! what an idiot bitch.

1149
01:36:07,952 --> 01:36:13,681
Darwin awards! .....
Darwin awards? I don't, I don't think you
actually understand what that means. The darwin award is actually

1150
01:36:13,681 --> 01:36:18,813
given to somebody who self selects themselves
out of uh like the gene pool uh via death.

1151
01:36:18,813 --> 01:36:23,822
Not just for doing some...........no! pool of genes!
..(Fools with gene?)...........
I love the thing they put a picture of her in here

1152
01:36:23,822 --> 01:36:28,239
and she looks like she got slapped
in the face with like 70 sets of balls.

1153
01:36:28,239 --> 01:36:30,928
Like that makes me so much happier.

1154
01:36:30,928 --> 01:36:34,159
Right, it does!
Sure does!
What comes around goes around, right?

1155
01:36:34,159 --> 01:36:40,552
It sure does...it sure did the does!

1156
01:36:40,552 --> 01:36:43,904
Man, that's heavy...
(Dumb Bitch)....

1157
01:36:50,211 --> 01:36:56,902
All right you chooses, can you like sort of
kind of like pretend you're into this?

1158
01:36:56,902 --> 01:37:01,988
I would like to get you know a few hours for work?
(Come on Robbie, come on...)

1159
01:37:01,988 --> 01:37:08,922
I have had a PHD in newspapers man,
I am the mother fucking doctor.

1160
01:37:08,922 --> 01:37:14,593
You are the doctor your always......operating.

1161
01:37:14,593 --> 01:37:19,144
Hell yeah, you already know about me operate all day every day

1162
01:37:19,144 --> 01:37:37,382
Original Song / "Music Playing"
Song: The Graveyard Gang

1163
01:37:37,382 --> 01:37:46,081
When I was young, I knew what I would be,
I'd work the mill, raise a family.

1164
01:37:46,081 --> 01:37:50,495
Like my father and grandfathers who came before.

1165
01:37:50,495 --> 01:37:57,206
I'd be met by my girl at the front porch
green door but when my turn came.

1166
01:37:57,206 --> 01:38:04,078
The southern man took the mail,
the tannery the store froze, the dam went still.

1167
01:38:04,078 --> 01:38:10,648
Me, I got draft, went and fought
for the man, when I came back home.

1168
01:38:10,648 --> 01:38:16,336
Not a soul needed my hands.

1169
01:38:16,336 --> 01:38:21,459
When my grandson asks, me how it goes?

1170
01:38:21,459 --> 01:38:28,049
This is the story I sang kid,
I'm just looking for, my baby.

1171
01:38:28,049 --> 01:38:36,471
I'm waiting on my baby,
I'm going home to my babe,

1172
01:38:36,471 --> 01:38:42,526
this refugee of "The Graveyard Gang"

1173
01:38:55,344 --> 01:38:59,742
I watch these kids they're just passing through,

1174
01:38:59,742 --> 01:39:04,401
on their way to who knows where?
They think they're paying their dues.

1175
01:39:04,401 --> 01:39:15,230
They're upstairs on break, token their gauge, no hope or expectation
beyond minimum wage, they think we don't know.

1176
01:39:15,230 --> 01:39:21,718
They think we can't see they look at us
like where someone's used to be

1177
01:39:21,718 --> 01:39:33,039
the best thing for them is to shut this place down
if it'll get one or two to take a look around

1178
01:39:33,039 --> 01:39:42,094
under the parking lot lights, they rehearse
as they hang.

1179
01:39:42,094 --> 01:39:53,568
I'm looking for my babe, I'm waiting on my baby,
I'm going home to my babe,

1180
01:39:53,568 --> 01:40:00,263
this refugee of the graveyard gang.

1181
01:40:13,421 --> 01:40:17,686
when I was young back in that used to be

1182
01:40:17,686 --> 01:40:22,128
you could still hear the echoes of community

1183
01:40:22,128 --> 01:40:26,367
talk about it now feels like something's wrong

1184
01:40:26,367 --> 01:40:35,604
with the very notion of trying to
belong so I run the press watch the sheets flow

1185
01:40:35,604 --> 01:40:39,919
watch
these young strangers come and go

1186
01:40:39,919 --> 01:40:46,267
what can I say it's such a sign I send out a prayer

1187
01:40:46,267 --> 01:40:51,003
they'll somehow get it right

1188
01:40:52,495 --> 01:40:59,784
I head out to my old fort-like I don't give a damn

1189
01:40:59,784 --> 01:41:09,570
I'm looking for my baby,
I'm waiting on my baby,
I'm going home to my baby,

1190
01:41:09,570 --> 01:41:20,018
This refugee of the graveyard gang.

1191
01:41:20,018 --> 01:43:12,798
"Music Playing"

1192
01:43:12,798 --> 01:43:30,696
Guthrie? Ben, Dan, Dev, Richy,
Oh, Shit......

1193
01:43:30,696 --> 01:43:35,144
These motherfucks left me.

1194
01:43:35,144 --> 01:43:42,889
The movie over? I ain't dead yeah shit nobody......

1195
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:55,062
Guthrie? Ben, Dan, Ryan, Richy....
Shit outta here....

1196
01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:57,062
The End!