1
00:08:36,602 --> 00:08:41,136
End of song, beginning of story.

2
00:08:53,996 --> 00:08:57,479
Man, dig that crazy rehearsal hall.

3
00:08:57,499 --> 00:09:00,983
What a powerful pile of rock.
I can't go in there.

4
00:09:01,003 --> 00:09:04,985
- Why can't you go in there?
- I ain't got my library card.

5
00:09:05,007 --> 00:09:07,315
Dig you.

6
00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:10,826
- Are you the musicians?
- That's what the man said.

7
00:09:10,846 --> 00:09:14,661
- What name shall I say?
- Tell Dex old Satchelmouth.

8
00:09:14,683 --> 00:09:17,751
Will you please follow me,
Mr. Satchelmouth?

9
00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:22,997
Wipe your feet, boys. Something
tells me we've got a long walk ahead.

10
00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:32,009
Hey, pops! How's the chops?
Good to see you, boy!

11
00:09:32,035 --> 00:09:34,676
Hey, fellas!
How's everything?

12
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,725
You've been all over
Europe since I saw you.

13
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:39,179
- Did you go to Sweden?
- Yes.

14
00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,684
<i>- Skol.</i>
- I was the <i>skol-</i> est cat ever.

15
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:45,811
I bet you were. Here it is, fellas.
Just lay it out here.

16
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,660
I never thought you lived
in a big house.

17
00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:51,947
Shows what happens when your
grandfather's a robber baron.

18
00:09:51,972 --> 00:09:55,871
- You can play football in here.
- But can you rehearse?

19
00:09:55,893 --> 00:09:59,708
- Is the chandelier tied tight?
- If it swings, put a mute in your horn.

20
00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,454
Pardon me.
The ladies are waiting in the library.

21
00:10:02,483 --> 00:10:04,092
Vamp a little, will you?

22
00:10:04,110 --> 00:10:05,718
- Okay, Dex.
- All right.

23
00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:08,461
Ladies?

24
00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:09,884
- Dexter.
- Hello, Ruth.

25
00:10:09,907 --> 00:10:12,513
Thanks for letting the
musicians rehearse here.

26
00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:14,891
- Tickled to death.
- You saved the festival.

27
00:10:14,912 --> 00:10:16,604
As long as I can save you.

28
00:10:16,622 --> 00:10:17,970
- Hello, Helen.
- Save us?

29
00:10:17,998 --> 00:10:21,353
You know you might lose
your billing in the blue book?

30
00:10:21,378 --> 00:10:23,236
Jazz is considered very unchic.

31
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,947
Oh, I'm sure we'll love it.

32
00:10:24,965 --> 00:10:26,775
Let us know if we can help.

33
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,943
I will. Thanks a lot for coming by.

34
00:10:28,969 --> 00:10:30,946
- Thank you.
- We'll keep in touch.

35
00:10:30,971 --> 00:10:33,363
- You bet. Bye.
- Bye.

36
00:10:34,891 --> 00:10:38,742
- Hello?
- Hello, Dexter?

37
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:41,957
- This is Caroline.
- Hello, beautiful.

38
00:10:42,357 --> 00:10:45,591
Any time now.

39
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,509
Where's Tracy?
I've been yelling for her.

40
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:54,974
You don't yell, Caroline.
You call a person.

41
00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:57,222
You yell if you're in pain.

42
00:10:57,248 --> 00:11:00,849
Well, this wedding gives me a pain.

43
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,184
I think Tracy was awful
mean to divorce Dexter.

44
00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:05,561
Can I have this?

45
00:11:05,590 --> 00:11:09,358
Oh, and take those presents
over to the other table.

46
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,786
Mother, Tracy's sort of hard, isn't she?

47
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:16,456
Not hard. None of my children are
that, I hope. The goblets too.

48
00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:19,627
Tracy's just exceptionally
strong-minded.

49
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:23,082
And very wonderful always.

50
00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:26,301
I wish something would
happen around here.

51
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:29,091
Nothing definitely ever happens here.

52
00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,636
Out of the way, angel.
You'll get stepped on.

53
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,308
So far, I've received 24 nut dishes
and 16 silver ice picks.

54
00:11:35,329 --> 00:11:39,179
That should give you an idea of what
people think of your next husband.

55
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:44,648
Mother, don't you think Caroline's old
enough to go to a good military school?

56
00:11:44,797 --> 00:11:48,067
- What's this?
- I haven't the faintest idea.

57
00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:50,816
- It stinks.
- Don't say stinks, darling.

58
00:11:50,845 --> 00:11:56,666
If absolutely necessary, "smells,"
but only if absolutely necessary.

59
00:11:56,851 --> 00:12:00,121
If you put this picture in my
wedding presents once more...

60
00:12:00,146 --> 00:12:03,582
...I'm going to personally
chain you to your bed.

61
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:06,214
Why, what is it, dear?

62
00:12:07,529 --> 00:12:11,178
- He was handsome.
- Don't talk of him as if he were dead.

63
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,927
Well, he is dead to me.

64
00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:17,182
And if that picture turns up once more,
it's going right in the ashcan.

65
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,601
Well, look at this.

66
00:12:18,624 --> 00:12:21,479
- Wow. Jewels.
- From Father.

67
00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:22,932
Isn't it pretty?

68
00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:25,188
His girlfriend probably turned it down.

69
00:12:25,214 --> 00:12:28,567
- That's not fair to your father.
- How can you defend him?

70
00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,367
A common chorus girl.

71
00:12:30,386 --> 00:12:33,905
She's not a chorus girl.
She's quite a talented ballet dancer.

72
00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,705
Isn't it stinking of Tracy
not to invite Father to the wedding?

73
00:12:38,727 --> 00:12:41,878
Yes, Caroline. Just between us,
it's good and stinking.

74
00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:43,377
Me too.

75
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,919
Oh, darling, why don't you
face facts squarely as I did?

76
00:12:46,945 --> 00:12:51,389
We might face the fact that neither
of us has been a great success as a wife.

77
00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:55,390
We both took the only stand a woman
could take and keep her self-respect.

78
00:12:55,412 --> 00:12:57,222
- Yes, dear.
- The Hammonds.

79
00:12:57,247 --> 00:13:00,896
And now I have my self-respect
and no husband.

80
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:04,234
- Oh, we're both better off. Believe me.
- Yes, dear.

81
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,480
- And we're both happier.
- Yes, dear.

82
00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:09,610
- Oh, isn't George an angel?
- Yes, George is an angel.

83
00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:12,905
- Now, is he handsome, or is he not?
- George is handsome.

84
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,951
Golly Moses, I'm a lucky girl.

85
00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:22,787
Tracy, that's your song.
Dexter must be home.

86
00:13:22,815 --> 00:13:24,839
Mother, has Dexter come back?

87
00:13:24,859 --> 00:13:28,710
Well, we knew Dexter was giving
his house over to this festival.

88
00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:30,762
I suppose he might have come back.

89
00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:33,932
He's back. No one but Dexter
would play that song.

90
00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:37,684
That wretched, cheap, vulgar song.

91
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:42,649
That beautiful, wonderful song
he wrote especially for her.

92
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:45,145
That's gratitude.

93
00:14:11,658 --> 00:14:14,215
He's gonna get nowhere
with that kind of music.

94
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,181
Good for the feet,
nothing for the heart.

95
00:14:17,831 --> 00:14:19,973
Hello, Sam.

96
00:14:19,999 --> 00:14:21,976
I'd like to talk to you privately.

97
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:25,567
Well, now, I consider that
right neighborly.

98
00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:29,200
You lost a little weight,
haven't you, Sam?

99
00:14:29,217 --> 00:14:32,154
Oh, no, you're slipping.
That used to scare me.

100
00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:34,404
The withering glance of the goddess.

101
00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:38,329
I just want to know what you are
doing here the day before my wedding.

102
00:14:38,351 --> 00:14:41,123
Business. I've become a
distinguished composer...

103
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,328
Oh, distinguished.

104
00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:45,341
They needed help here,
so I heeded the call of duty.

105
00:14:45,359 --> 00:14:47,169
Don't pretend with me, Dexter.

106
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:51,212
You deliberately planned this
festival to conflict with my wedding.

107
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,344
It's a shabby, vindictive gesture.

108
00:14:54,368 --> 00:14:58,730
Harsh words. Well, let's be honest.
I'll admit it. I'm still in love with you.

109
00:14:58,747 --> 00:15:02,349
I don't want you to get married.
You can still be a wonderful woman.

110
00:15:02,376 --> 00:15:06,571
- I haven't the same high hopes for you.
- I don't wanna be a wonderful woman.

111
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:10,191
Isn't it enough you almost spoiled my life
without spoiling my wedding?

112
00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:13,737
- I didn't try to spoil your life, Sam.
- And stop calling me Sam.

113
00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:16,868
I know you didn't try to spoil mine,
but you called the shots.

114
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:19,615
You were dictating the fellow
you wanted me to be.

115
00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:22,914
With your background
and taste and intelligence...

116
00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:27,039
...you could have become a
serious composer, or a diplomat...

117
00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:29,888
...or anything you wanted to be.

118
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:34,467
And what have you become?
A jukebox hero?

119
00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:37,015
Well, is that bad?

120
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:41,138
Dexter, be satisfied and let me alone.

121
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,808
Go away. Go away and stay away.

122
00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:45,860
I tried to. I even wanted to.

123
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:50,359
But I guess I'm just a weak character.
I'm still in love with you.

124
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:58,748
Dexter?

125
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,910
Oh, hello, honey.

126
00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:05,752
- I don't think your sister likes me.
- I do.

127
00:16:05,775 --> 00:16:07,965
Thanks, sweetie.

128
00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:10,888
What do you suppose
she sees in George anyway?

129
00:16:10,906 --> 00:16:15,101
I don't know. Tracy just
likes character, I guess.

130
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:18,104
I don't think George
has so much character.

131
00:16:18,122 --> 00:16:22,435
Now, I hate to admit it, but I think
she's made a pretty good choice.

132
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:26,477
I expect some day to see George Kittredge
president of Redfern Coal.

133
00:16:26,505 --> 00:16:30,818
That's not hard.
Father's president of Redfern Coal.

134
00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:32,451
Let's be fair now, honey.

135
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:36,488
Takes a lot of character to start at
the bottom and work your way up.

136
00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:39,204
If you start at the bottom
of a coal mine...

137
00:16:39,227 --> 00:16:41,619
...and worked your way to the top...

138
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,753
...you'd still only be on the ground.

139
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:46,794
Little one, you've brought
up an interesting point.

140
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:50,800
Why does he always have to walk
like he owned the world?

141
00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:53,511
And the way he stiffs the air?

142
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,510
Like he was looking for breakfast.

143
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:59,184
For a minute there, I thought
you were George Kittredge himself.

144
00:16:59,205 --> 00:17:01,514
No, you're Caroline.

145
00:17:06,672 --> 00:17:08,067
Hi.

146
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:12,700
- Hello, beautiful.
- Hello, handsome.

147
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,329
- Did you miss me?
- Miserably.

148
00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:16,536
- You happy now?
- Ecstatic.

149
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,245
Didn't expect to find
you coming from the garden.

150
00:17:19,268 --> 00:17:23,831
Dexter's back. He's turned his
house over to those musicians.

151
00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:27,007
Yes, I know.
The posters are all over town.

152
00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:31,423
George? You don't really
mind him, do you?

153
00:17:31,447 --> 00:17:33,674
Dexter? Well, how do you mean?

154
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:37,385
Well, I mean, the fact of him.

155
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,519
I still don't understand, dear.

156
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:42,476
You know, that he was...

157
00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:46,483
Well, my lord and master.

158
00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:49,146
No one has ever been
your lord and master.

159
00:17:49,174 --> 00:17:50,902
Until now.

160
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:57,325
Poor Dexter is the sort of man whose
inheritance robbed him of his heritage.

161
00:17:57,349 --> 00:18:00,998
He never earned you, so how could
he be expected to appreciate you?

162
00:18:01,019 --> 00:18:04,621
- George, you're so good for me.
- I hope so.

163
00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:06,834
Dexter?

164
00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:09,085
Are you ever gonna get married again?

165
00:18:09,112 --> 00:18:13,425
Sure I am. But I'm waiting
for you to grow up.

166
00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:16,684
- Dexter, for you I'll hurry.
- Yes, you're gonna have to.

167
00:18:16,702 --> 00:18:20,981
I wouldn't have acted the way Tracy did
when you published your song about her.

168
00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:25,098
- I wish you'd write a song about me.
- Would you like that? Really?

169
00:18:25,128 --> 00:18:28,812
Well, we ought to be able
to whip something up here.

170
00:19:56,013 --> 00:20:01,503
Dexter, that was beautiful.
I consider us engaged.

171
00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:41,741
Right song, but the wrong girl.

172
00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:53,261
Hello? Oh, hello,
Willie, I'm glad you called.

173
00:20:53,281 --> 00:20:57,050
Cousin Martha just phoned.
She wants me to give you lunch.

174
00:20:57,077 --> 00:20:59,718
She wants you out of the house.

175
00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:01,307
Well, where are you?

176
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:05,645
I'm in the office
of the editor of <i>SPY</i> magazine.

177
00:21:05,669 --> 00:21:10,481
No, no, no.
Spy. It rhymes with lie.

178
00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:18,743
Right. Now, he wants to send a couple
of reporters up to cover Tracy's wedding.

179
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:21,074
Now, don't explode, my dear.

180
00:21:21,101 --> 00:21:25,961
I have just read an article right
here on the editor's desk...

181
00:21:25,982 --> 00:21:29,335
...about your husband and that dancer.

182
00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:32,092
You know.

183
00:21:32,489 --> 00:21:36,138
But it's blackmail.
Beside, Tracy would never allow it.

184
00:21:36,159 --> 00:21:40,603
Now, if you will allow
a reporter and a photographer...

185
00:21:40,622 --> 00:21:43,144
...into your home to
cover Tracy's wedding...

186
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,732
...I have the editor's word
as a gentleman...

187
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:51,779
...that he will withhold
the article on your husband.

188
00:21:51,883 --> 00:21:55,533
All right, Willie,
I suppose we have no choice.

189
00:21:55,805 --> 00:21:58,790
Tracy'll hit the ceiling.

190
00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:00,749
Goodbye.

191
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,201
Mother!

192
00:22:04,063 --> 00:22:08,211
George came early. I'll tell Edward
to set another place for lunch.

193
00:22:08,234 --> 00:22:11,005
- I'm pooped.
- No, dear, you're enervated.

194
00:22:11,028 --> 00:22:12,803
I'm pooped too.

195
00:22:12,822 --> 00:22:16,091
There is one thing
I want understood right now.

196
00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:20,181
No member of my family is to
invite Dexter-Haven into this house...

197
00:22:20,204 --> 00:22:23,059
...until after I am married and gone.

198
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,353
I will not have my wedding
spoiled by intruders.

199
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:28,271
- Tracy.
- Yes?

200
00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:32,824
I'm afraid we'll have to endure
a couple of intruders.

201
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:36,029
I've just talked to Uncle Willie.

202
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:39,869
Uncle Willie's an evil old man.
Did he invite a couple painted ladies?

203
00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:43,493
Please, Caroline. Run along, dear.

204
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,378
And roll down your trousers.

205
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:49,591
Your Uncle Willie wants us to
have a photographer and reporter...

206
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:53,379
...from <i>SPY</i> magazine cover your wedding.

207
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:57,637
Is he out of his mind?

208
00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:02,271
Intimate pictures of my wedding
in that barbershop magazine?

209
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,148
He can't be serious.

210
00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:06,855
He's quite serious.
If we don't allow them...

211
00:23:06,878 --> 00:23:11,072
...this magazine will publish a rather
unsavory article about your father.

212
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:14,277
Good. I couldn't be happier.
It serves him right.

213
00:23:14,302 --> 00:23:15,827
You mustn't be vindictive.

214
00:23:15,845 --> 00:23:19,031
As Uncle Willie points out,
you'll only make George suffer.

215
00:23:19,056 --> 00:23:22,411
You owe it to him to suppress
this if you possibly can.

216
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:28,256
And I'm to be examined, undressed and
generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy?

217
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:31,260
- No.
- Have some compassion, Tracy.

218
00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:36,090
But this is intolerable. The idea
of letting Father off scot-free.

219
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:41,144
No, I won't do it. And in
our house, watching every move.

220
00:23:41,163 --> 00:23:45,061
Why, jotting down notes on how we sit
and talk and eat and move...

221
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:47,771
...just to save Father's face, no.

222
00:23:47,795 --> 00:23:49,688
- Tracy...
- No!

223
00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:52,236
For me, please?

224
00:23:52,425 --> 00:23:56,158
Mother, I really think you're
sorry you ever let Father go.

225
00:23:56,179 --> 00:23:59,947
For George and for me, Tracy.

226
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:07,002
Oh, all right.
I can't stand seeing you hurt.

227
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,671
Thank you, dear.

228
00:24:14,614 --> 00:24:19,094
All right. Let them send their spies.

229
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,558
- I'll give them a story.
- Now, Tracy.

230
00:24:21,580 --> 00:24:27,566
I'll give them a slant on Newport home
life that will stand their hair on end.

231
00:24:27,586 --> 00:24:32,066
Tracy, promise me you'll behave
like a lady in front of these creatures.

232
00:24:32,341 --> 00:24:33,985
I promise.

233
00:24:55,949 --> 00:24:59,135
Looks like the sort of place
where treaties are signed.

234
00:24:59,161 --> 00:25:00,473
Or wars declared.

235
00:25:00,495 --> 00:25:03,219
Maybe we should have gone
to the service entrance.

236
00:25:03,248 --> 00:25:05,556
Maybe this is the service entrance.

237
00:25:05,584 --> 00:25:10,396
I don't understand how the Lords ever
got talked into letting us come down here.

238
00:25:10,422 --> 00:25:12,196
It's publicity, they love it.

239
00:25:12,215 --> 00:25:14,987
It's a wonder they didn't roll
out the red carpet.

240
00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:19,455
- Mike, I don't like this assignment.
- Neither do I, Liz, but I like to eat.

241
00:25:22,518 --> 00:25:24,625
How do you do?
I think we're expected.

242
00:25:24,645 --> 00:25:27,880
Mike Connor and Miss Imbrie.
We're from <i>SPY</i> magazine.

243
00:25:27,899 --> 00:25:33,126
I'll tell Mrs. Lord you're here.
Please wait in the south parlor.

244
00:25:36,073 --> 00:25:40,138
- "The south parlor."
- But of course.

245
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:48,059
The family will be here
directly to welcome you.

246
00:25:48,587 --> 00:25:51,062
I wonder what with.

247
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:55,400
- The south parlor.
- That's right.

248
00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:59,698
Would you have four footmen
bring me a large ashtray, please?

249
00:25:59,723 --> 00:26:05,033
Mike, be careful what you say.
We may be wired for sound.

250
00:26:05,062 --> 00:26:07,833
They couldn't pay me to
live in a joint like this.

251
00:26:07,856 --> 00:26:10,711
You know, they won't.

252
00:26:11,068 --> 00:26:14,302
I'd have more respect for this
dame if she'd throw us out.

253
00:26:14,321 --> 00:26:16,928
Don't make snap judgments.

254
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,721
You were wrong about me, remember?

255
00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:22,054
Yeah.

256
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,815
Hey, Liz.

257
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,600
Look at that loot that they collected.

258
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:32,610
Wow. They must run a hockshop
on the side.

259
00:26:36,803 --> 00:26:39,076
What's the matter?

260
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:41,620
The joint's full of spies.

261
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,949
That ought to make us feel at home.

262
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,619
Move over.

263
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,420
Thank you.

264
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,426
Look at this, Liz. All the comforts.

265
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:59,052
Lousy with phones. South parlor,
sunroom, terrace, pool, stables. Stables?

266
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:02,061
I always knew horses could talk.

267
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:05,058
Mike, don't!

268
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,776
- Yes?
<i>- This is the voice of doom.</i>

269
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,819
What?

270
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:16,573
This is to tell you your days are numbered.

271
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:21,155
Hello? Oh, dear.

272
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:24,452
One of the servants has been
at the sherry again.

273
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:28,668
Look, Huckleberry, you'll get us tossed
out of here before we get a story.

274
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,334
Stop worrying.

275
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,545
You just watch the old master
put them through the loops.

276
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:36,092
I'll watch, professor.

277
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:39,475
I assume these are
the Seth Lord ancestors.

278
00:27:39,493 --> 00:27:42,763
There certainly can be no
other reason for hanging them.

279
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:45,395
Can't say they look very bright.

280
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:47,606
Inbreeding. Always produces idiots.

281
00:27:47,627 --> 00:27:50,232
Here. Open this.

282
00:27:59,847 --> 00:28:04,375
How do you do? I believe you're
the lady and gentleman from the press.

283
00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:06,168
I am Caroline Lord.

284
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:11,623
Well, I'm Elizabeth Imbrie
and this is Mr. Macaulay Connor.

285
00:28:16,115 --> 00:28:18,637
I spoke French before I spoke English.

286
00:28:18,659 --> 00:28:23,138
My early childhood was spent in Paris,
where my father worked in a bank.

287
00:28:23,163 --> 00:28:25,187
The House of Morgan.

288
00:28:25,207 --> 00:28:28,228
- You don't say.
- Yes, I do say.

289
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:33,489
Can you play the piano?
I can.

290
00:28:33,507 --> 00:28:38,698
I shall play and sing
at the same time.

291
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:27,579
How do you do?
I'm Tracy Lord.

292
00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:32,497
You must be... Oh, of course, you are.

293
00:29:32,526 --> 00:29:35,630
I adore strangers.

294
00:29:35,654 --> 00:29:38,890
Do sit down, please.

295
00:29:38,909 --> 00:29:40,257
That sister of yours...

296
00:29:40,285 --> 00:29:45,097
Isn't she a dear? And so talented. But
we're afraid she has a homicidal streak.

297
00:29:45,123 --> 00:29:48,559
- Did you get lost finding us?
- No. We had good directions.

298
00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:51,191
I hope you don't mind our being here.

299
00:29:51,213 --> 00:29:53,604
Oh, but I'm delighted.
We have so much cake.

300
00:29:53,632 --> 00:29:56,699
- What is your name, dear?
- No, thank you.

301
00:29:56,718 --> 00:29:59,442
I'm so sensitive to names.

302
00:29:59,471 --> 00:30:02,159
My name is Elizabeth Imbrie.

303
00:30:02,182 --> 00:30:05,037
Elizabeth Imbrie.

304
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:10,751
It sounds like a medieval saint who
was burned to death. And you?

305
00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:12,467
I'm Mike Connor.

306
00:30:12,485 --> 00:30:17,096
Michael. What a lovely musical name.
Now, you mustn't be ashamed of it.

307
00:30:17,114 --> 00:30:18,842
I'm not. Mike is for Macaulay.

308
00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:21,341
And what's the Macaulay for?

309
00:30:21,369 --> 00:30:24,852
My father taught English history.
My friends call me Mike.

310
00:30:24,872 --> 00:30:27,774
Of whom you have many, I'm sure.

311
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,812
English history has
always fascinated me.

312
00:30:30,837 --> 00:30:34,402
Cromwell and Robin Hood.

313
00:30:34,423 --> 00:30:37,030
And Jack the Ripper. Where did he teach?

314
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:41,152
- Your father, I mean.
- South Bend, Indiana.

315
00:30:41,181 --> 00:30:45,459
South Bend. It sounds
like dancing, doesn't it?

316
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:48,083
You must have had a most
happy childhood there.

317
00:30:48,522 --> 00:30:50,415
- It was screams.
- I'm so glad.

318
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:52,590
- I didn't mean it that way.
- Sorry.

319
00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:54,669
It's a natural mistake.

320
00:30:54,695 --> 00:30:58,011
- Are you the photographer or the...?
- I take pictures.

321
00:30:58,031 --> 00:31:03,342
Great art. Did you bring your Brownie?
You must be sort of a writer, Mr. Connor.

322
00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:05,644
- Sort of, yes.
- Have I read your novels?

323
00:31:05,665 --> 00:31:06,846
I doubt it.

324
00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:09,313
- I haven't written any.
- But you must.

325
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:13,186
Why, Mozart composed at 13.
You must be at least 30.

326
00:31:13,214 --> 00:31:17,362
Time is flying. Where were you born,
Miss Imbrie?

327
00:31:17,385 --> 00:31:20,204
- Duluth.
- Duluth.

328
00:31:20,221 --> 00:31:23,158
- That's west of here, isn't it?
- Sort of.

329
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:25,788
But we occasionally get
the eastern breezes.

330
00:31:25,810 --> 00:31:29,495
- Are you two going together?
- Now, look, Miss Lord.

331
00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:33,966
- That's an odd question, I must say.
- I don't see why. I think it's fascinating.

332
00:31:33,985 --> 00:31:35,927
Like birds in spring. It's...

333
00:31:35,946 --> 00:31:40,390
Well, it's the sort of intimate detail you
like to write about, isn't it, Mr. Connor?

334
00:31:40,409 --> 00:31:43,477
But if you'd rather not have
your privacy invaded...

335
00:31:43,496 --> 00:31:46,600
...I will certainly respect your wishes.
Please.

336
00:31:46,624 --> 00:31:50,273
If you'll excuse me, I'll see
what's keeping Mama.

337
00:31:50,294 --> 00:31:52,982
Mama is so eager to see you.

338
00:31:53,005 --> 00:31:54,733
Mama?

339
00:31:59,011 --> 00:32:02,245
You know, professor, I think you
dropped a loop.

340
00:32:03,391 --> 00:32:07,788
- She can't be for real.
- Who was doing the interviewing?

341
00:32:07,813 --> 00:32:12,957
- Do you think she was born that way?
- No. Takes years.

342
00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:16,419
I know we're being taken for a ride.

343
00:32:16,446 --> 00:32:19,514
Well, if we are, let's enjoy the scenery.

344
00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,592
I'm scared. I wanna go home.

345
00:32:21,618 --> 00:32:25,635
Mama. Mama, this is
Miss Imbrie of Duluth...

346
00:32:25,664 --> 00:32:29,942
...and the young man she goes with at
<i>SPY</i> magazine, Mr. Mike Macaulay Connor.

347
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,112
- He's the son of an English teacher.
- How do you do?

348
00:32:33,131 --> 00:32:35,107
- Sorry to keep you waiting.
- Not at all.

349
00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:38,118
- We enjoyed the floor show.
- You must mean Caroline.

350
00:32:38,136 --> 00:32:41,122
Well, then, you've met us all,
haven't you?

351
00:32:41,146 --> 00:32:42,403
Except Mr. Lord.

352
00:32:43,766 --> 00:32:46,123
Look at the pretty way she does her hair.

353
00:32:46,144 --> 00:32:49,211
- It's lovely. Is it lacquered?
- No.

354
00:32:49,230 --> 00:32:54,623
- Will Mr. Lord be here for the wedding?
- We're about to have lunch. Join us.

355
00:32:54,652 --> 00:32:57,803
- Thank you.
- Good. I'll tell Edward.

356
00:32:57,822 --> 00:33:02,599
We wondered about Mr. Lord
because I was hoping to be able to get...

357
00:33:02,619 --> 00:33:06,304
- We wondered about Mr. Lord...
- We usually have box lunches on the lawn.

358
00:33:06,331 --> 00:33:08,807
But today it's sit-down.
Come to the garden.

359
00:33:10,752 --> 00:33:13,398
- Do you like your sherry dry or sweet?
- Scotch on the rocks.

360
00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:17,107
George, Mr. Connor of <i>SPY</i> magazine.
He's going to cover our wedding.

361
00:33:17,134 --> 00:33:18,363
How do you do?

362
00:33:18,385 --> 00:33:21,406
- And Miss Imbrie of Duluth.
- How do you do?

363
00:33:21,430 --> 00:33:24,996
Splendid. I'm a great admirer
of your magazine, Mr. Connor.

364
00:33:25,017 --> 00:33:26,875
Really? Why?

365
00:33:26,894 --> 00:33:31,089
It has its finger on the pulse of the public
and its ear to the ground.

366
00:33:31,107 --> 00:33:33,499
That's a vulnerable position,
don't you think?

367
00:33:33,526 --> 00:33:35,752
I asked Edward to set two extra places.

368
00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,680
Make it three. Hello, sweetheart!

369
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:42,389
- Who he?
- This is Miss Imbrie and Mr. Connor...

370
00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:44,636
- ...from <i>SPY</i> magazine.
<i>- SPY?</i>

371
00:33:44,662 --> 00:33:47,517
Your tastes have changed a little,
haven't they, Sam?

372
00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:49,683
- Sam?
- Her middle name's Samantha.

373
00:33:49,709 --> 00:33:51,733
- She hates it. Hi.
- Hi.

374
00:33:51,753 --> 00:33:56,695
Isn't it time for your milk
and arsenic, darling?

375
00:33:57,842 --> 00:34:01,493
Are you the same Dexter-Haven
that wrote a song called "Samantha"?

376
00:34:01,514 --> 00:34:04,949
And unless I'm mistaken,
weren't you once married to Miss Lord?

377
00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:08,292
- Guilty on both counts.
- I remember. Two years ago.

378
00:34:08,312 --> 00:34:10,620
Elopement, headlines,
divorce, headlines...

379
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:14,332
- ...and now you're back for the wedding?
- I'm here for this jazz festival...

380
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,215
...but I expect to pitch a little rice
on the side.

381
00:34:17,238 --> 00:34:19,546
Mr. Haven has become
quite famous since our divorce.

382
00:34:19,573 --> 00:34:24,219
Undoubtedly you know of his
piano concerto "Choo Choo Mama."

383
00:34:24,245 --> 00:34:26,138
Yes, I know it very well.

384
00:34:26,163 --> 00:34:28,603
Tell me, how did you
and Mr. Kittredge meet?

385
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,732
Heaven brought them together.

386
00:34:30,752 --> 00:34:33,274
My father took me to inspect
one of his mines...

387
00:34:33,296 --> 00:34:35,688
...and Mr. Kittredge was there
to guide us.

388
00:34:35,715 --> 00:34:38,783
- How romantic.
- Yes, they met in a hole in the ground.

389
00:34:38,802 --> 00:34:42,368
We're all very friendly.
It's the only civilized way to behave.

390
00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:46,406
Could I have a picture of the bride
between her first and second husband?

391
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:48,244
Really, I don't... Darling...

392
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:50,293
Is something like this thrilling?

393
00:34:50,313 --> 00:34:53,037
May the two gentlemen
look at each other?

394
00:34:53,108 --> 00:34:55,713
You don't look as well
as the last time I saw you.

395
00:34:55,735 --> 00:34:57,345
Ready?

396
00:34:58,114 --> 00:35:02,641
You've got a lot on your mind.
But it's too late to back out, old boy.

397
00:35:02,743 --> 00:35:05,847
- They grew up together.
- Miss Lord...

398
00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:09,272
...would you look at your first husband
in this one, please?

399
00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:17,611
You don't look old enough
to marry anybody. You never did.

400
00:35:17,633 --> 00:35:19,326
Ready?

401
00:35:20,011 --> 00:35:22,782
- One more, please.
- Naturally.

402
00:35:22,805 --> 00:35:26,242
She needs trouble to mature, Kittredge.
Give her a lot of it.

403
00:35:26,268 --> 00:35:30,582
- I'm afraid she can't count on me for that.
- That's a pity. I gave her plenty.

404
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:31,787
Ready?

405
00:35:31,815 --> 00:35:34,800
Mr. Kittredge, could you smile?
You're the groom, you know.

406
00:35:36,570 --> 00:35:38,796
- There. Thank you.
- Good.

407
00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:41,013
Miss Lord, please lift your chin.

408
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,973
I thought I was sticking it out.

409
00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:52,025
Say, that's some rock you got there, Sam.
Did you mine that yourself, George?

410
00:35:52,377 --> 00:35:54,816
Father sent her a diamond necklace.

411
00:35:54,838 --> 00:35:58,773
Yes, when will I be able to get a picture
of the family united with Mr. Lord?

412
00:35:58,802 --> 00:36:03,660
- My husband loathes publicity.
- He will be here a little later, won't he?

413
00:36:05,809 --> 00:36:07,453
Papa!

414
00:36:09,646 --> 00:36:12,121
Papa. It's Papa!

415
00:36:12,148 --> 00:36:16,082
- Oh, capital, it's Papa!
- Dear Papa, you came at last.

416
00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:19,012
Papa? Have you by any chance
slipped a cog?

417
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:21,753
Uncle Willie, for the time being,
you have to be Father.

418
00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:24,389
- Why?
- I shall explain later.

419
00:36:24,411 --> 00:36:27,562
- Look, it's Papa!
- It's Papa!

420
00:36:27,581 --> 00:36:29,439
- It's Papa.
- Yes.

421
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:32,182
Tell Edward to set another place for lunch.

422
00:36:32,211 --> 00:36:34,899
- You're looking clever today, Papa.
- Thank you.

423
00:36:34,922 --> 00:36:38,488
- Papa, this is Miss Imbrie and Mr. Connor.
- They're from <i>SPY.</i>

424
00:36:38,509 --> 00:36:43,368
Spy? Yes, of course, the magazine.
I believe I know your editor.

425
00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:46,244
- Dreadful fellow.
- He's wretched.

426
00:36:46,684 --> 00:36:50,701
Papa, these two charming people
were beginning to doubt your existence.

427
00:36:50,729 --> 00:36:52,504
Well, imagine that.

428
00:36:53,483 --> 00:36:56,338
Father of the bride.
We'll use it to head the article.

429
00:36:56,361 --> 00:36:58,089
I'm afraid you got my bad side.

430
00:36:58,113 --> 00:37:02,592
- I'm sure you have no bad side, Mr. Lord.
- I like her.

431
00:37:02,617 --> 00:37:04,926
Now, I'll have a drink, if I may.

432
00:37:08,582 --> 00:37:12,979
How clumsy of me. I could die.

433
00:37:13,086 --> 00:37:16,272
- I'll bet it's ruined.
- I'd like a piece of your bet.

434
00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:18,903
- Is it broken?
- Probably.

435
00:37:18,925 --> 00:37:21,401
- Whatever will you do?
- I carry a spare.

436
00:37:21,428 --> 00:37:24,533
- Luncheon is served.
- Thank you, Edward.

437
00:37:24,557 --> 00:37:27,661
Shall we go in?
We're all famished, I'm sure.

438
00:37:27,685 --> 00:37:29,460
- Bring your drinks.
- Sweetie.

439
00:37:29,479 --> 00:37:32,416
- I haven't got a drink.
- Have some schnapps, Pops.

440
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,377
When you look at this wonderful family...

441
00:37:35,401 --> 00:37:37,710
...do you wonder what you've done
to deserve it?

442
00:37:37,737 --> 00:37:39,429
I do indeed, my boy.

443
00:37:39,447 --> 00:37:42,266
Every morning I look into the mirror
and I say to myself:

444
00:37:42,283 --> 00:37:45,553
"Seth Lord, what in the world
have you done to deserve this?"

445
00:37:45,578 --> 00:37:49,856
- And what have you done?
- I beg your pardon? Oh, not a thing.

446
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:53,106
It's a fine place you have.
Build it yourself?

447
00:37:53,128 --> 00:37:55,947
Of course. Brick by brick.

448
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:58,481
Quite an undertaking, you know. I...

449
00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:02,277
And it would appear that each brick
is about to fall upon me.

450
00:38:02,304 --> 00:38:04,660
- Tracy, your Uncle Willie is here.
- My what?

451
00:38:04,681 --> 00:38:06,871
Aren't you gonna greet Uncle Willie?

452
00:38:08,310 --> 00:38:10,287
Uncle Willie!

453
00:38:12,314 --> 00:38:14,089
Uncle Willie!

454
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:17,960
- Father, what are you doing here?
- I have a right to be here.

455
00:38:17,986 --> 00:38:21,055
- You're Uncle Willie, understand?
- No. I don't.

456
00:38:21,074 --> 00:38:23,762
- I'll explain later.
- Look, everybody...

457
00:38:24,077 --> 00:38:27,263
...isn't it nice of Uncle Willie
to surprise us?

458
00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:31,685
Miss Imbrie, Mr. Connor,
this is my Uncle Willie.

459
00:38:34,337 --> 00:38:38,651
Were you, by any chance,
playing footsie with me at lunch?

460
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,109
From where I sat?

461
00:38:41,261 --> 00:38:43,569
I didn't think your reach was that good.

462
00:38:43,596 --> 00:38:47,530
Seth Lord has a roving eye. And foot.

463
00:38:50,521 --> 00:38:54,206
- Elegant junk.
- It's shiny.

464
00:38:54,233 --> 00:38:58,844
Would I trade places with Miss Tracy Lord
for all her wealth and beauty?

465
00:38:58,863 --> 00:39:03,639
- Just ask me.
- All right, I will.

466
00:39:03,659 --> 00:39:07,427
Would you trade places with Miss Tracy
Lord for all of her wealth and beauty?

467
00:39:07,454 --> 00:39:10,440
You know, I can't help thinking about it.

468
00:41:34,231 --> 00:41:35,840
Cold?

469
00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:41,262
And what little mission of mischief
brings you out of the bushes?

470
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,424
A wedding present.

471
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:46,007
Wouldn't it have been simpler
to have it sent over?

472
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:47,597
Oh, no.

473
00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:51,522
Whoever brought it could never say
what I want to say.

474
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:54,985
Well?

475
00:41:56,171 --> 00:41:58,942
Lovely and unrelenting.

476
00:42:00,133 --> 00:42:05,622
- You said you had something to say.
- I'd hoped you'd changed a little, Tracy...

477
00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:07,366
...maybe softened some.

478
00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:10,874
Well, not for my sake entirely,
but for yours.

479
00:42:10,894 --> 00:42:15,208
- You'd stand a better chance at happiness.
- Thank you. I'll manage.

480
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:18,218
Oh, yeah. I bet you will.
You'll manage all right.

481
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,094
You'll manage George too.

482
00:42:20,112 --> 00:42:24,556
But heaven help him if he shows
any signs of weakness or rebellion.

483
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:28,225
I see you haven't changed either, Dexter.

484
00:42:29,121 --> 00:42:31,229
I tried hard to figure it out.

485
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:34,400
Your father hurt you deeply
when he hurt your mother.

486
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:37,688
- Please.
- So you started demanding perfection.

487
00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:42,785
Nobody was gonna hurt you.
You felt I tricked you.

488
00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:47,738
I didn't know you wanted a husband
who'd be high priest to a virgin goddess.

489
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:51,285
- Stop using those foul words.
- It's a real pity too, Tracy.

490
00:42:51,311 --> 00:42:56,207
You'd be a wonderful woman
if you'd just let your tiara slip a little.

491
00:42:56,233 --> 00:42:59,918
But you'll never be a wonderful woman,
or even a wonderful human being...

492
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:03,713
...until you learn to have
some regard for human frailty.

493
00:43:04,992 --> 00:43:08,261
There's a lot more of you goddesses
around than people realize.

494
00:43:08,412 --> 00:43:12,395
- Is that all you have to say?
- No.

495
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:16,896
Those first weeks we spent together
were the most wonderful I've ever known.

496
00:43:20,192 --> 00:43:22,916
Good luck, Sam, and good sailing.

497
00:44:33,226 --> 00:44:35,167
Hey skipper, when do we eat?

498
00:44:37,064 --> 00:44:38,922
Now.

499
00:44:39,191 --> 00:44:43,421
- Well, you've been at it long enough.
- It's the bride's prerogative.

500
00:44:43,445 --> 00:44:46,265
I don't like you out of my sight so long.

501
00:44:46,281 --> 00:44:48,638
That's nice.

502
00:44:48,951 --> 00:44:51,343
I'll have that fixed in the morning.

503
00:44:51,370 --> 00:44:53,014
First course.

504
00:44:53,497 --> 00:44:55,770
You'll never be able to follow it.

505
00:44:56,375 --> 00:44:58,564
Second course.

506
00:44:59,878 --> 00:45:01,855
- What is it?
- Tomato juice.

507
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,237
It's brilliant.
What did you do?

508
00:45:04,258 --> 00:45:08,241
- Opened the can and poured it out.
- It's so piquant.

509
00:45:09,097 --> 00:45:10,658
Good.

510
00:45:10,682 --> 00:45:14,995
- Invented by the Earl of Sandwich?
- With something special added.

511
00:45:19,649 --> 00:45:22,255
- You hussy!
- You said you'd eat anything.

512
00:45:22,277 --> 00:45:24,384
It's for you.

513
00:48:08,365 --> 00:48:09,547
Tracy?

514
00:48:10,659 --> 00:48:12,601
Tracy?

515
00:48:14,455 --> 00:48:16,064
Hey.

516
00:48:16,707 --> 00:48:18,399
You all right?

517
00:48:19,627 --> 00:48:24,189
- Yes. I... I was just...
- I know. Half asleep.

518
00:48:24,215 --> 00:48:27,568
Say, aren't you a pretty big girl
to be playing with boats?

519
00:48:27,593 --> 00:48:32,073
It's a model of the <i>True Love.</i>
A wedding present from Dexter.

520
00:48:32,808 --> 00:48:37,370
We spent our honeymoon on her.
Oh my, she was yare.

521
00:48:37,395 --> 00:48:40,083
Yare? What's yare?

522
00:48:40,106 --> 00:48:44,800
Sleek, quick to the helm,
everything a boat should be.

523
00:48:45,237 --> 00:48:49,005
It seems hardly in good taste
as a wedding present.

524
00:48:49,032 --> 00:48:54,010
George, the true love
never really existed with Dexter.

525
00:48:54,037 --> 00:48:56,310
I want you to know that.

526
00:48:58,751 --> 00:49:00,609
I do know.

527
00:49:00,628 --> 00:49:03,351
That's the wonderful thing about you.

528
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,741
You're untouched by this
foolish first marriage.

529
00:49:07,218 --> 00:49:10,285
There's a beautiful purity about you...

530
00:49:10,304 --> 00:49:13,823
...like a statue to be worshipped.

531
00:49:13,850 --> 00:49:17,415
But I don't want to be worshipped.
I want to be loved.

532
00:49:17,436 --> 00:49:22,165
That goes without saying. But I also want
you up on a pedestal where you belong.

533
00:49:22,191 --> 00:49:24,583
Where I can look up and adore you.

534
00:49:31,285 --> 00:49:32,597
Never mind.

535
00:49:36,206 --> 00:49:38,978
Tracy, aren't you going in, dear?

536
00:49:39,001 --> 00:49:43,362
- I've changed my mind.
- Mr. Lord...

537
00:49:44,882 --> 00:49:48,401
...I haven't had a chance to thank you yet
for coming back for the wedding.

538
00:49:48,427 --> 00:49:51,032
It was very decent of you
and we both appreciate it.

539
00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:54,371
Well, thank you, George.
I felt my wife would not object.

540
00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:58,670
George, we moved your things
to make room for those magazine people.

541
00:49:58,688 --> 00:50:02,041
- You don't mind, do you?
- Anything you do is all right with me.

542
00:50:02,066 --> 00:50:05,170
We're having cocktails here
before going to Uncle Willie's.

543
00:50:05,195 --> 00:50:07,254
I'd better dash off and change.

544
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,304
I'll see you later, Tracy.

545
00:50:09,324 --> 00:50:11,016
Excuse me.

546
00:50:14,913 --> 00:50:18,017
I have a feeling George
is going to take that ring tomorrow...

547
00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:20,516
...and go right through center with it.

548
00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,361
That's very amusing.

549
00:50:23,379 --> 00:50:27,113
Almost as amusing as the sight of you
with your arm around Mother.

550
00:50:27,468 --> 00:50:31,236
Well, I find it most unamusing
to be passed off as your Uncle Willie.

551
00:50:31,263 --> 00:50:35,078
And do take that tone out of your voice.
It is most unattractive.

552
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,290
Oh, really?

553
00:50:37,311 --> 00:50:41,957
And your dancer friend, how does she
speak to you, dulcet and intoxicating?

554
00:50:41,982 --> 00:50:45,418
Heady enough to make you
forget family responsibilities?

555
00:50:45,444 --> 00:50:49,295
- Stop it instantly!
- Mother, I can't help it. It's sickening.

556
00:50:49,323 --> 00:50:53,685
A magnificent right he's got to come back
in his best head-of-the-family manner...

557
00:50:53,702 --> 00:50:56,973
...and start taking charge
as if he'd done nothing at all.

558
00:50:56,998 --> 00:50:59,141
Well, it's not really your affair.

559
00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:01,109
If it concerns anyone...

560
00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:03,947
Actually, I don't know who it
concerns except your father.

561
00:51:03,964 --> 00:51:08,443
That is very wise of you, Margaret.
What most wives don't seem to realize...

562
00:51:08,468 --> 00:51:12,283
...is that a husband's philandering,
even as innocuous as my own...

563
00:51:12,305 --> 00:51:14,697
...has nothing whatever to do with them.

564
00:51:15,642 --> 00:51:19,161
And pray, just what has it
to do with, then?

565
00:51:19,187 --> 00:51:21,828
A reluctance to grow old, I think.

566
00:51:21,857 --> 00:51:25,590
I suppose the best mainstay a man can
have as he gets along in years...

567
00:51:25,611 --> 00:51:26,793
...is a daughter.

568
00:51:26,863 --> 00:51:30,797
The right kind of daughter,
one who's full of warmth and affection...

569
00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:34,759
...a kind of foolish, unquestioning,
uncritical affection.

570
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:38,721
None of which I've got, of course.
I'm a cold goddess.

571
00:51:38,749 --> 00:51:42,351
If your vanity thinks
in terms of goddesses.

572
00:51:42,378 --> 00:51:44,402
You have a good mind, Tracy.

573
00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:48,404
You have a pretty face, a fine,
disciplined body that does what you tell it.

574
00:51:48,426 --> 00:51:53,369
You have everything it takes to make
a lovely woman, except the one essential:

575
00:51:53,390 --> 00:51:55,663
An understanding heart.

576
00:51:55,684 --> 00:51:59,666
Without it, you might just as well
be made of bronze.

577
00:52:02,524 --> 00:52:05,130
That's an awful thing to say to anyone.

578
00:52:05,152 --> 00:52:08,338
- It's an awful thing to have to say.
- Seth, that's too much.

579
00:52:08,363 --> 00:52:11,004
I'm afraid it isn't enough.

580
00:52:11,033 --> 00:52:13,852
Darling, your father doesn't mean that.

581
00:52:13,869 --> 00:52:16,510
Neither one of you means it.

582
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,849
Both of you seem to forget
that in striking out at each other...

583
00:52:20,876 --> 00:52:23,565
...you hurt others besides yourself.

584
00:52:42,315 --> 00:52:45,336
What's the matter with everyone
all of a sudden?

585
00:53:05,756 --> 00:53:07,531
Get in.

586
00:53:25,443 --> 00:53:28,464
Are you learning anything
about the idle rich?

587
00:53:28,488 --> 00:53:30,797
Yeah, they drive too fast.

588
00:53:31,449 --> 00:53:33,426
Where we headed anyway?

589
00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:37,101
- The graveyard.
- I'm not ready.

590
00:53:37,122 --> 00:53:42,017
I thought I'd show you the playground
of the rich, the graveyard of wealth.

591
00:53:42,043 --> 00:53:44,103
Well, for that I'm ready.

592
00:53:51,137 --> 00:53:52,662
Beautiful, isn't it?

593
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:55,070
The grass needs cutting.

594
00:53:55,391 --> 00:53:57,830
It's been boarded up for 15 years.

595
00:53:57,852 --> 00:54:01,205
- Why?
- The high cost of being rich.

596
00:54:01,230 --> 00:54:04,915
Most of the homes here are closed up
or sold for taxes.

597
00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:07,464
Why don't you write about that?

598
00:54:12,658 --> 00:54:15,299
You've got a chip on your shoulder
about me. Why?

599
00:54:15,328 --> 00:54:18,148
Because you came here
with your mind already made up.

600
00:54:18,165 --> 00:54:21,185
The time to make up your mind
about people is never.

601
00:54:21,210 --> 00:54:24,064
- I had an opinion.
- Unfavorable and unfair.

602
00:54:24,087 --> 00:54:28,449
Really? What exactly do you do
around here that's so worthwhile?

603
00:54:28,467 --> 00:54:31,404
Do you consider what you do worthwhile?

604
00:54:31,428 --> 00:54:34,947
Making a living off people's
personal lives and misfortunes?

605
00:54:34,973 --> 00:54:38,457
- I cannot pick and choose.
- You could be anything you wanted to be.

606
00:54:38,477 --> 00:54:42,043
But you'll never be a first-class writer
or human being...

607
00:54:42,064 --> 00:54:46,841
...until you learn to have some
compassion or regard for human...

608
00:54:46,861 --> 00:54:49,502
- You were saying?
- Nothing.

609
00:54:49,614 --> 00:54:52,765
This is the second time you've
taken me for a ride. I don't like it.

610
00:54:52,784 --> 00:54:56,184
- Really?
- Really, Miss Tracy Samantha.

611
00:54:56,204 --> 00:55:00,565
Samantha. What a lovely, musical name.

612
00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:03,610
Reminds me of an Indian cure
for snakebite.

613
00:55:03,628 --> 00:55:09,651
- What's it stand for? The name, I mean.
- It stands for no nonsense.

614
00:55:09,884 --> 00:55:12,157
What do you do beside collect husbands?

615
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:16,576
- I mind my own business.
- This happens to be my business.

616
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,080
For instance, how old are you,
Miss Lord? 26?

617
00:55:21,105 --> 00:55:22,915
No children?

618
00:55:23,107 --> 00:55:27,171
Time is flying.
What do you do in your spare time?

619
00:55:27,194 --> 00:55:31,045
I sometimes endure arrogant reporters.

620
00:55:31,073 --> 00:55:33,216
Arrogant, indeed.

621
00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,681
Shall we keep this
on an impersonal basis?

622
00:55:35,703 --> 00:55:39,981
- Shall we continue with the full tour?
- Gladly, Miss Lord.

623
00:55:39,999 --> 00:55:42,391
But without the full treatment.

624
00:55:53,972 --> 00:55:58,250
- Another show place, Mr. Connor.
- Yeah, that's quite a shack.

625
00:55:58,268 --> 00:56:00,874
- Who owns that?
- My Uncle Willie.

626
00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:03,833
It's being turned into a boys' school
next year.

627
00:56:03,857 --> 00:56:08,052
He wanted to sell it for taxes. When he
couldn't, he decided to give it away.

628
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:10,757
It was cheaper. Would you like to see it?

629
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:12,175
Sure.

630
00:56:13,367 --> 00:56:16,222
- Good afternoon, Lawrence.
- I didn't hear you ring.

631
00:56:16,245 --> 00:56:18,554
We barged in. Is Uncle Willie around?

632
00:56:18,581 --> 00:56:21,981
- No, he hasn't returned from lunch yet.
- That's right. I forgot.

633
00:56:22,001 --> 00:56:25,437
- We'll be at the bar, if you don't mind.
- Not at all, Miss Tracy.

634
00:56:25,463 --> 00:56:28,151
- Good afternoon, John.
- Good afternoon, Miss Tracy.

635
00:56:28,174 --> 00:56:32,191
- Your Uncle Willie's getting kicked out?
- They're getting ready for a party.

636
00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:34,991
- A last fling?
- Sort of. It's my bachelor party.

637
00:56:35,014 --> 00:56:37,121
- Hello, Tommy.
- Good afternoon.

638
00:56:37,141 --> 00:56:39,961
- Girls only?
- We're democratic. We're allowing men.

639
00:56:39,977 --> 00:56:43,663
The only bachelor parties I attended
were with girls who came out of cakes.

640
00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:45,999
Please, Mr. Connor. This is Newport.

641
00:56:49,947 --> 00:56:51,805
This is a bar?

642
00:56:51,824 --> 00:56:56,303
Uncle Willie's the kind of man who
doesn't like to go far when he's thirsty.

643
00:56:56,328 --> 00:56:59,147
I'm gonna have to buddy it up
with Uncle Willie.

644
00:57:06,672 --> 00:57:09,194
I had a bed that did that once.

645
00:57:10,175 --> 00:57:13,660
Are you getting an interesting story on us,
Mr. Connor?

646
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,656
Why can't you break down
and call me Mike?

647
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:23,172
I couldn't possibly break down.
I was raised on a pedestal. Would you?

648
00:57:23,439 --> 00:57:27,634
I sense something's bothering you
and I'm getting clobbered for it.

649
00:57:27,652 --> 00:57:29,545
You're a darned attractive girl.

650
00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:32,508
But instead of an orchid on your shoulder,
you're wearing a chip.

651
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:36,015
You think I'm attractive? A high priestess?

652
00:57:36,452 --> 00:57:38,476
You're awful tough to figure.

653
00:57:38,496 --> 00:57:42,312
When you write your story about us,
compare me to one of these homes...

654
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:47,360
...boarded up, a thing of the past,
a relic to be sold for taxes.

655
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:50,402
Miss Lord, you've got rocks in your head.

656
00:57:50,426 --> 00:57:54,870
No. The truth is that I don't
fit into the landscape either.

657
00:57:54,889 --> 00:57:58,787
- The house has been boarded up too long.
- There's an answer for that too.

658
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,629
Tear the boards down.
Throw open the windows...

659
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,037
...and let the wind blow through.

660
00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:06,207
That's better.

661
01:01:16,138 --> 01:01:17,913
What goes on here?

662
01:01:17,932 --> 01:01:23,242
There's a dark horse in this race
and my boy's running a slow third.

663
01:01:23,271 --> 01:01:27,715
What we need is a little
change-of-pace music, Junior.

664
01:04:36,513 --> 01:04:39,367
Now we're getting warm.

665
01:04:48,483 --> 01:04:50,460
That's quite a brawl.

666
01:04:50,485 --> 01:04:53,636
Yes. One of the prettiest sights
in this pretty world...

667
01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:58,017
...is the sight of the privileged class
enjoying its privileges.

668
01:04:58,452 --> 01:05:01,722
They're really not a bad bunch
when you get to know them.

669
01:05:01,747 --> 01:05:06,642
- You getting to know them?
- Slowly.

670
01:05:06,669 --> 01:05:11,646
"With the rich and mighty, it takes a little
patience." That's an old Spanish proverb.

671
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:14,493
Yes. Well, I come
from a long line of Swedes.

672
01:05:14,510 --> 01:05:16,451
We have an old saying too:

673
01:05:16,470 --> 01:05:19,657
"When the cat's away,
why should the mouse act like a rat?"

674
01:05:19,682 --> 01:05:22,536
Liz! Liz, I've been looking for you.

675
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:26,495
Really? Well, I've been right here
all the time, Mr. Lord.

676
01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:31,916
- I beg your pardon? Oh, no, call me Seth.
- Seth.

677
01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:36,175
Your daughter doesn't resemble you.
In fact, there's an amazing difference.

678
01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:41,688
Well, naturally. She's a girl, you know,
and I'm a wicked old man.

679
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:45,229
Willie!

680
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:47,309
Dexter's looking for you.

681
01:05:47,335 --> 01:05:49,395
Mrs. Lord, you called him Willie.

682
01:05:49,421 --> 01:05:53,107
Miss Imbrie, there's a misunderstanding
which I'd like to clear up.

683
01:05:53,134 --> 01:05:56,534
- In the first place, I'm Seth Lord.
- Yes. Yes.

684
01:05:56,554 --> 01:05:59,788
- Well, that makes you...
- Available.

685
01:05:59,807 --> 01:06:01,701
- I don't get it.
- Don't go away.

686
01:06:01,726 --> 01:06:03,500
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, dear.

687
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:06,706
You are here in exchange
for repressing an article about me.

688
01:06:06,731 --> 01:06:09,550
However, you should know
that I'll sue your editor...

689
01:06:09,567 --> 01:06:13,501
...if anything derogatory
to any of us is published. Okay?

690
01:06:13,529 --> 01:06:18,674
- I hope you do.
- Mr. Lord, Mrs. Lord, you must know...

691
01:06:18,701 --> 01:06:21,424
...that Mike and I weren't told
anything about this.

692
01:06:21,454 --> 01:06:24,226
- Why, of course.
- Mother!

693
01:06:25,292 --> 01:06:27,731
Mother, I'm so glad to see you.

694
01:06:27,753 --> 01:06:29,979
- Mike.
- Hello, Mr. Kittredge.

695
01:06:30,005 --> 01:06:31,982
Hello, Father.

696
01:06:32,007 --> 01:06:35,075
- Miss Imbrie, you having a wonderful time?
- Wonderful.

697
01:06:35,093 --> 01:06:39,193
- Mike, are you having a wonderful time?
- It's a gasser.

698
01:06:39,223 --> 01:06:42,907
Isn't that wonderful? George?

699
01:06:43,393 --> 01:06:46,877
- Shall we dance?
- We were.

700
01:06:48,774 --> 01:06:50,584
Goodbye.

701
01:06:52,612 --> 01:06:54,671
George?

702
01:06:54,697 --> 01:06:57,303
Are you having a wonderful time?

703
01:06:57,325 --> 01:07:00,926
- Isn't it a beautiful party?
- Yes, a very nice party.

704
01:07:00,954 --> 01:07:03,479
Wouldn't you like to sit down, dear?

705
01:07:03,503 --> 01:07:06,732
Here? Don't be silly. We'll get stepped on.

706
01:07:06,751 --> 01:07:11,480
I thought perhaps you were tired.
I see that Dexter's here.

707
01:07:11,506 --> 01:07:15,107
Everybody's here.
Everybody's having a wonderful time.

708
01:07:15,134 --> 01:07:16,992
That's nice, isn't it, George?

709
01:07:17,011 --> 01:07:19,487
Yes, it's very nice, Tracy, very nice.

710
01:07:19,514 --> 01:07:21,456
Very nice.

711
01:07:26,939 --> 01:07:30,790
Thank you very much.
That was splendid. Very nice indeed.

712
01:07:30,818 --> 01:07:36,045
We are honored in Newport to have
visiting us several famous orchestras...

713
01:07:36,073 --> 01:07:40,173
...for the jazz festival tomorrow night.

714
01:07:40,202 --> 01:07:43,306
Among them,
the greatest of them all...

715
01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:48,901
...Mr. Louis Armstrong. Yeah.

716
01:07:48,919 --> 01:07:53,816
We also have with us one of the sponsors
of the festival, Mr. Dexter-Haven.

717
01:07:53,842 --> 01:07:58,488
- So I'll ask Dexter to explain.
- Thank you.

718
01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:06,335
Dear gentle folk of Newport...
Or maybe I should say, "hats and cats"?

719
01:08:06,354 --> 01:08:08,711
I want you to lend an ear because...

720
01:08:08,732 --> 01:08:14,089
Well, I want you to hear
some really shimmering sharps and flats.

721
01:12:17,656 --> 01:12:22,100
- Look here, I want to dance with Tracy.
- Do you, Uncle Willie? That's nice.

722
01:12:22,119 --> 01:12:24,392
You two can dance the rest of your life.

723
01:12:24,413 --> 01:12:27,683
- Let's the three of us dance together.
- No, no, no, my dear.

724
01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:31,025
That just isn't done, you know.

725
01:12:31,378 --> 01:12:35,609
- Are you having a wonderful time?
- I most certainly am.

726
01:12:35,633 --> 01:12:38,108
You know,
you're my very favorite uncle.

727
01:12:38,135 --> 01:12:41,287
I'd be highly complimented
if it weren't for the fact...

728
01:12:41,306 --> 01:12:43,864
...that I'm the only uncle you have.

729
01:12:43,892 --> 01:12:50,376
I think that's sad. You're the only uncle
I have in the whole world.

730
01:13:05,497 --> 01:13:07,307
- May I?
- May you what?

731
01:13:07,332 --> 01:13:10,852
- Dance with the bride.
- You may dance with the bride.

732
01:13:13,464 --> 01:13:16,188
- Are you coming to my wedding, Dexter?
- No.

733
01:13:16,217 --> 01:13:20,317
- What's the matter, don't like weddings?
- Depends on who's getting married.

734
01:13:20,346 --> 01:13:23,497
- It's gonna be a nice wedding.
- I'm sure it will.

735
01:13:23,516 --> 01:13:27,960
That's a very cute song you sang.
Why don't you write cute songs like that?

736
01:13:27,979 --> 01:13:32,672
- I wrote that one.
- Well, I still like it.

737
01:13:32,692 --> 01:13:36,590
- You're really floating tonight, aren't you?
- Really floating, aren't I?

738
01:13:36,612 --> 01:13:40,179
I'm sensational, everybody said so.

739
01:13:41,535 --> 01:13:43,808
It got dark all of a sudden.

740
01:13:44,705 --> 01:13:47,690
- Very dark.
- It's too dark.

741
01:13:49,334 --> 01:13:52,770
Since I won't be at the wedding,
don't I get to kiss the bride?

742
01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:57,525
Everybody kisses the bride. I want
everybody to be happy, even you, Dexter.

743
01:13:57,551 --> 01:14:00,109
You may kiss the bride.

744
01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:04,320
Oh, Sam, all the happiness in the world.

745
01:14:05,017 --> 01:14:06,959
Oh, Dex.

746
01:14:08,897 --> 01:14:10,707
Tracy!

747
01:14:13,568 --> 01:14:16,505
- Hello, George.
- Just kissing the bride.

748
01:14:16,529 --> 01:14:18,257
You know, the old custom.

749
01:14:18,281 --> 01:14:21,183
Yes, just kissing the bride.
It's a very old custom.

750
01:14:21,201 --> 01:14:25,218
You're not fooling anybody, Dexter.
The wedding is tomorrow...

751
01:14:25,246 --> 01:14:29,228
...and you're not gonna block it.
Come on, dear.

752
01:14:29,250 --> 01:14:31,523
- Are we gonna dance, George?
- No, dear.

753
01:14:31,544 --> 01:14:34,565
- What are we going to do?
- I think you ought to lie down.

754
01:14:34,589 --> 01:14:37,860
But I feel fine. I'm sensational.

755
01:15:00,824 --> 01:15:02,766
Behave yourself.

756
01:15:17,092 --> 01:15:20,196
You're sensational, all right.

757
01:15:23,348 --> 01:15:27,578
Now, I want you to lie down and rest.
I'll see that you're not disturbed.

758
01:15:27,602 --> 01:15:32,331
- George, lie down with me.
- Tracy!

759
01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:40,482
You'll find it under Harvard Classics.

760
01:16:40,512 --> 01:16:44,410
Give Darwin a little nudge there.

761
01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:56,251
I thought I'd pour a little champagne.
It's a great leveler.

762
01:16:56,277 --> 01:16:58,883
- It makes you my equal.
- I wouldn't say that.

763
01:16:58,905 --> 01:17:01,891
Well, it almost makes you my equal.

764
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,801
C.K. Dexter-Haven...

765
01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:08,015
...didn't you once know
a girl named Tracy Samantha Lord?

766
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:12,057
- Sounds familiar.
- No, you didn't.

767
01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:14,941
If you had known her,
you'd never let her get away.

768
01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:17,071
- You got hiccups.
- Excuse.

769
01:17:17,091 --> 01:17:19,115
It's all right.

770
01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:22,616
Tracy's no ordinary woman.

771
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,911
So I understand.

772
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,241
You are still in love with her.

773
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:32,916
- Don't deny it, buddy.
- I wasn't going to.

774
01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:37,964
- Does she know this?
- Yeah, she knows it.

775
01:17:37,988 --> 01:17:41,720
- No, that ain't the way I get it.
- What's that?

776
01:19:01,908 --> 01:19:03,386
I'm gonna have a drink.

777
01:19:03,409 --> 01:19:05,517
I may have some bubbly myself.

778
01:19:05,537 --> 01:19:08,522
- I'm gonna dance.
- Don't get hurt.

779
01:21:40,864 --> 01:21:42,389
Hands up!

780
01:21:42,699 --> 01:21:44,841
I hate you.

781
01:21:44,868 --> 01:21:48,351
- Where do you think you're going?
- Someplace and dance.

782
01:21:48,371 --> 01:21:49,981
But they're dancing in there.

783
01:21:49,999 --> 01:21:55,689
I know, but George is frowning at me.
I can't dance when anyone frowns at me.

784
01:21:56,755 --> 01:21:59,313
We'll go over the wall.

785
01:22:01,468 --> 01:22:04,952
- Whose car shall we use?
- Anyone's.

786
01:22:04,972 --> 01:22:08,657
- Let's use the blue one.
- No, that's mine.

787
01:22:10,269 --> 01:22:15,579
- Hello, George. Where's Tracy?
- Powdering her nose.

788
01:22:25,493 --> 01:22:30,222
- Hello.
- Hello. You look fine.

789
01:22:30,248 --> 01:22:36,234
I feel fine.
Do you hear a telephone ringing?

790
01:22:36,254 --> 01:22:41,232
It's my bedroom telephone.
It's probably George.

791
01:22:41,259 --> 01:22:45,870
- You can't marry him.
- No? Well, I'm going to.

792
01:22:45,889 --> 01:22:50,251
- He's not in your class.
- Snob.

793
01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:54,287
George comes from the so-called
"lower class," Dexter from the upper.

794
01:22:54,315 --> 01:22:57,585
Well, I'll take the lower every time.

795
01:22:57,610 --> 01:23:00,963
Sure, as long as you can't get
a drawing room.

796
01:23:00,988 --> 01:23:02,680
- You're insulting.
- I'm sorry.

797
01:23:02,698 --> 01:23:04,806
- Don't apologize.
- Who's apologizing?

798
01:23:04,825 --> 01:23:06,007
You are.

799
01:23:06,035 --> 01:23:10,432
If you don't think I'll marry George,
you come around tomorrow morning.

800
01:23:10,456 --> 01:23:13,940
It's already tomorrow morning.

801
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,195
So it is.
Oh, let's not quarrel, Mike.

802
01:23:17,214 --> 01:23:22,987
- What you need is another drink.
- That's right.

803
01:23:30,185 --> 01:23:31,746
I can't find Liz.

804
01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:34,921
I just saw someone wander out
into the garden. Alone.

805
01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:38,541
Oh, you don't tell me.
The little vixen.

806
01:23:38,569 --> 01:23:40,758
Ollie ollie oxen free.

807
01:23:40,779 --> 01:23:46,221
- Uncle Willie giving you a little trouble?
- He's gonna end up a juvenile delinquent.

808
01:23:46,244 --> 01:23:49,181
- Have you seen Mike anywhere?
- No.

809
01:23:49,205 --> 01:23:51,977
No? That's funny.
He disappeared over an hour ago.

810
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:53,181
Where's Tracy?

811
01:23:53,209 --> 01:23:55,981
This party's turning into
a game of hide-and-seek.

812
01:23:56,004 --> 01:23:57,980
- She's disappeared.
- Phone her at home.

813
01:23:58,006 --> 01:24:01,157
- I did. There was no answer.
- Try again.

814
01:24:01,175 --> 01:24:03,365
All right, I will.

815
01:24:04,512 --> 01:24:08,446
Well, since Mike's disappeared too,
I may as well go home.

816
01:24:08,474 --> 01:24:12,492
How about me taking you home?
Then everybody'd come look for us.

817
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:15,756
That's the nicest thing I've heard tonight.

818
01:24:27,203 --> 01:24:32,513
You know, the strangest thing.
I keep thinking I hear bells.

819
01:24:32,541 --> 01:24:35,182
That's the champagne for you.

820
01:24:35,211 --> 01:24:38,361
They're now putting bells in the bubbles.

821
01:24:39,548 --> 01:24:42,403
You're quite a fellow.

822
01:24:42,426 --> 01:24:44,866
That's what they say.

823
01:24:45,138 --> 01:24:49,784
- Let's go for a swim in the moonlight.
- But you wanted to dance.

824
01:24:49,809 --> 01:24:54,253
- Tonight I want to do everything.
- Rumba.

825
01:27:08,452 --> 01:27:12,648
Oh, Tracy, Tracy.
Darling, you're lit from within.

826
01:27:12,666 --> 01:27:14,689
Bright, so bright.

827
01:27:14,709 --> 01:27:20,316
- I don't seem made of bronze, then?
- No, you're made of flesh and blood.

828
01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:24,488
- That's the blank, unholy surprise of it all.
- Oh, Mike, keep talking.

829
01:27:24,511 --> 01:27:27,828
- All of a sudden I've got the shakes.
- Yeah, me too.

830
01:27:27,847 --> 01:27:31,947
- What is it?
- It couldn't be love, could it?

831
01:27:31,977 --> 01:27:34,368
Oh, no, no, no, it mustn't.

832
01:27:34,396 --> 01:27:38,876
- Why? Would it be inconvenient?
- Terribly.

833
01:27:38,901 --> 01:27:43,678
Oh, Tracy. You're tremendous!

834
01:27:44,282 --> 01:27:47,883
That's funny, because I feel very small.

835
01:27:47,910 --> 01:27:51,180
Put me in your pocket, Mike.

836
01:28:01,173 --> 01:28:07,114
Golly. Golly Moses.
We're out of our minds.

837
01:28:07,139 --> 01:28:09,080
And into our hearts, though.

838
01:28:09,099 --> 01:28:11,705
What are we going to do?

839
01:28:11,727 --> 01:28:16,124
I don't know about you,
but I'm gonna go into the water.

840
01:28:22,946 --> 01:28:26,050
Liz, you're in love
with Connor, aren't you?

841
01:28:26,074 --> 01:28:28,134
People ask the darndest questions.

842
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:30,635
Why don't you marry him?

843
01:28:30,662 --> 01:28:33,599
I didn't hear you.

844
01:28:33,624 --> 01:28:37,440
I'm going to bed.
Thank you, Mr. C.K. Dexter-Haven.

845
01:28:37,462 --> 01:28:41,277
I said, why don't you marry him?

846
01:28:41,966 --> 01:28:46,280
I think he's still got a lot to learn.
I don't wanna get in his way for a while.

847
01:28:46,304 --> 01:28:49,325
Suppose some other dame
comes along in the meantime?

848
01:28:49,349 --> 01:28:56,747
I'd scratch her eyes out. Unless she
were marrying someone else the next day.

849
01:28:56,773 --> 01:28:58,298
You're quite a gal, Liz.

850
01:28:58,316 --> 01:29:01,135
Oh, I don't know.
I take nice pictures, though.

851
01:29:01,152 --> 01:29:03,342
- Night.
- Night.

852
01:29:07,117 --> 01:29:09,675
- Oh, it's you, Mr. Haven.
- Hey, Mac.

853
01:29:09,703 --> 01:29:12,558
There's so much loot for the wedding,
I keep checking.

854
01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:16,432
I won't take anything. I'm not
getting married this time, you know.

855
01:29:16,460 --> 01:29:20,311
- I wish it were, sir. Good night.
- Good night.

856
01:29:28,556 --> 01:29:31,078
- That you, Haven?
- Oh, yeah.

857
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:35,498
- What are you doing here?
- I just brought Liz home. Why?

858
01:29:35,522 --> 01:29:37,664
I still haven't found Tracy.

859
01:29:37,691 --> 01:29:42,668
Well, she's asleep, I should say.
She's getting married tomorrow.

860
01:29:42,946 --> 01:29:46,928
Don't be funny. I telephoned her.
Her phone didn't answer.

861
01:29:46,950 --> 01:29:51,892
When we were married, that phone would
always ring and she'd never bat an eye.

862
01:29:51,913 --> 01:29:54,139
She's a very remarkable girl.
I recall...

863
01:29:54,165 --> 01:29:58,859
I prefer not to discuss Tracy
with you, if you don't mind.

864
01:29:59,713 --> 01:30:04,276
You've got a very big day tomorrow.
Let me walk you to the gatehouse.

865
01:30:04,302 --> 01:30:07,702
- That sounds like Tracy.
- No, that's the night watchman.

866
01:30:07,722 --> 01:30:12,415
- It's a woman's voice.
- Well, he's a lyric tenor, you see.

867
01:30:15,980 --> 01:30:17,541
That's right.

868
01:30:17,940 --> 01:30:21,874
- George, honestly, I think you should go.
- Beautiful.

869
01:30:21,903 --> 01:30:25,587
Okay, but you're never gonna understand.

870
01:30:27,074 --> 01:30:30,640
That's nice. That's nice.

871
01:30:37,044 --> 01:30:39,317
You can sing for me anytime, Tracy.

872
01:30:39,338 --> 01:30:42,061
- Take me upstairs, Mike.
- Tracy!

873
01:30:42,090 --> 01:30:46,321
Oh, hello, Georgie Porgie.

874
01:30:46,929 --> 01:30:49,570
She sprained her ankle?

875
01:30:51,099 --> 01:30:54,085
Not wounded, sire, but dead.

876
01:30:54,102 --> 01:31:00,088
She dove in the pool. And when she
hit the water, the wine hit her.

877
01:31:00,108 --> 01:31:03,379
- You expect me to believe that, Connor?
- I don't give a...

878
01:31:03,404 --> 01:31:06,804
It's right up at the top of the stairs.
Second door to the right.

879
01:31:06,824 --> 01:31:09,810
- Fairies are at the bottom of my garden.
- I know.

880
01:31:09,827 --> 01:31:13,062
- They're all ringing little bells.
- Congratulations.

881
01:31:17,168 --> 01:31:22,395
I wouldn't go jumping at conclusions.
This isn't all that meets the eye here.

882
01:31:22,423 --> 01:31:25,444
Tracy, of all people.

883
01:31:25,468 --> 01:31:27,527
Yes, Tracy, of all people.

884
01:31:27,554 --> 01:31:29,530
But you don't believe...

885
01:31:29,556 --> 01:31:32,280
The implications aren't exactly
what they seem.

886
01:31:32,309 --> 01:31:36,327
- I suppose you think it's innocent.
- I'm sure the intention was innocent.

887
01:31:36,355 --> 01:31:38,877
You don't know women
as well as I thought you did.

888
01:31:38,899 --> 01:31:40,757
How could she do this to me?

889
01:31:40,776 --> 01:31:45,006
In the morning, Tracy won't
remember a thing that happened tonight.

890
01:31:45,030 --> 01:31:50,969
- I think you ought to forget about it too.
- Oh, you and your sophisticated ideas!

891
01:31:50,995 --> 01:31:54,015
It all comes from having things
too easy all your life.

892
01:31:54,081 --> 01:31:56,603
Oh, yes, it's terrible, isn't it?

893
01:31:58,043 --> 01:32:02,773
- If you fellas will listen to me...
- You filthy...

894
01:32:03,174 --> 01:32:09,363
I'm sorry, but she isn't your wife yet,
and she was mine, you know.

895
01:32:11,683 --> 01:32:13,327
You okay, Connor?

896
01:32:13,351 --> 01:32:17,166
I thought I'd better hit you before he did.
He's in much better shape.

897
01:32:17,188 --> 01:32:18,453
You'll do.

898
01:32:18,481 --> 01:32:23,009
Say, pal, just what did
happen here tonight?

899
01:32:23,028 --> 01:32:25,336
Well, see, I...

900
01:32:36,292 --> 01:32:40,142
Well, I guess we're really gonna
have a wedding after all.

901
01:32:40,171 --> 01:32:43,986
For a while last night,
it seemed to be touch-and-go.

902
01:32:45,509 --> 01:32:50,452
Shouldn't you be out front taking pictures
of the guests as they arrive?

903
01:32:50,473 --> 01:32:52,200
Am I in your way?

904
01:32:52,558 --> 01:32:54,452
I haven't noticed.

905
01:32:55,686 --> 01:33:00,298
Look, Mike. If I ever am in your way,
don't honk.

906
01:33:00,317 --> 01:33:02,127
Just run over me.

907
01:33:02,653 --> 01:33:05,175
You're quite a girl, Liz.

908
01:33:06,031 --> 01:33:10,558
That's the second time in the last
24 hours that a man has said that to me.

909
01:33:10,577 --> 01:33:15,389
I guess I must be getting either booky,
hippy or toothy.

910
01:33:15,832 --> 01:33:18,308
I'll get my Brownie and go to work.

911
01:33:35,353 --> 01:33:38,076
Shut up, you fool!

912
01:33:42,986 --> 01:33:44,381
Good morning, sir.

913
01:33:44,404 --> 01:33:49,429
Don't scream at the top of your lungs.
I had champagne last night.

914
01:33:49,450 --> 01:33:50,715
Sorry, sir.

915
01:33:51,452 --> 01:33:56,431
- Could I get you anything, sir?
- You might give me a glass of that water.

916
01:33:56,458 --> 01:33:59,099
And a new head, if you've got one.

917
01:33:59,128 --> 01:34:00,820
What's going on here anyway?

918
01:34:00,838 --> 01:34:04,523
I expected to find the police
and at least two hacked-up bodies.

919
01:34:04,550 --> 01:34:06,028
The police, sir?

920
01:34:07,094 --> 01:34:09,071
Has anything happened to Caroline?

921
01:34:09,305 --> 01:34:11,163
Good morning, Willie.

922
01:34:11,181 --> 01:34:13,241
- Good morning.
- Don't get up, dear.

923
01:34:13,267 --> 01:34:14,532
Thank you. Thank you.

924
01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:16,702
What is the matter with Caroline?

925
01:34:16,729 --> 01:34:21,339
She's been telephoning all morning,
urging me to get here before the wedding.

926
01:34:21,358 --> 01:34:24,629
She's been screaming that
it's a matter of life and death.

927
01:34:24,654 --> 01:34:26,927
I don't know what's the matter with her.

928
01:34:26,948 --> 01:34:30,847
She dashed in this morning,
screaming that Tracy can't marry George.

929
01:34:30,869 --> 01:34:33,058
That she must marry that newspaperman.

930
01:34:33,079 --> 01:34:36,064
- You don't say! Why?
- Yes, why?

931
01:34:36,082 --> 01:34:39,269
What's Caroline's reason?
Hi, Willie. Sweetheart.

932
01:34:39,294 --> 01:34:42,113
- Can I have a little jam?
- Yes, dear. I don't know.

933
01:34:42,130 --> 01:34:45,779
Caroline must've had a nightmare
about something she thought she saw.

934
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:48,987
I'll have to keep her in her room
until after the wedding.

935
01:34:49,012 --> 01:34:53,492
- It must've been a bad dream.
- It must've been a whizzer.

936
01:34:53,684 --> 01:34:55,910
Uncle Willie, may I tell you something?

937
01:34:55,937 --> 01:34:58,625
This morning
you look like a tree full of owls.

938
01:34:59,065 --> 01:35:05,170
This is the sort of day that history
teaches us is better spent in bed.

939
01:35:05,196 --> 01:35:07,006
Hello, everybody!

940
01:35:07,031 --> 01:35:10,431
Isn't it a fine day, though?
Is everybody fine?

941
01:35:10,451 --> 01:35:12,226
That's fine.

942
01:35:14,747 --> 01:35:18,598
Oh, good morning, Uncle Willie.
Where is everybody?

943
01:35:20,878 --> 01:35:26,368
- Do you like my dress?
- Oh, yes, it's quite beautiful, my dear.

944
01:35:26,385 --> 01:35:28,362
It's awfully heavy.

945
01:35:28,887 --> 01:35:31,872
I can't seem to get my eyes open.

946
01:35:31,890 --> 01:35:34,614
Oh, Dexter! What are you doing here?

947
01:35:34,643 --> 01:35:36,536
Caroline called me to come over.

948
01:35:36,562 --> 01:35:39,333
She's been telephoning
everybody in the county.

949
01:35:39,356 --> 01:35:43,835
- Now, go home! Please do!
- Oh, no, not until we get those eyes open.

950
01:35:43,860 --> 01:35:46,383
And how do you feel otherwise?

951
01:35:47,155 --> 01:35:51,435
Oh, I don't know
what's the matter with me. I...

952
01:35:51,452 --> 01:35:55,351
I don't seem to remember last night at all.

953
01:35:55,373 --> 01:35:59,355
- I must've had too much sun yesterday.
- Yes, the sun will do it every time.

954
01:35:59,377 --> 01:36:02,018
You left the party
and came right home to bed.

955
01:36:02,046 --> 01:36:06,657
I did? Thank you.
It's nice to have things accounted for.

956
01:36:06,676 --> 01:36:09,234
Only, I wonder what this might be?

957
01:36:09,262 --> 01:36:11,867
It appears to be
a gentleman's wristwatch.

958
01:36:11,890 --> 01:36:13,783
But whose? I nearly stepped on it.

959
01:36:13,808 --> 01:36:16,034
- Getting out of bed?
- Yes, why?

960
01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:17,918
Oh, nothing.

961
01:36:22,776 --> 01:36:26,545
There's another mystery.
I think I was robbed last night.

962
01:36:26,572 --> 01:36:27,753
Oh, really?

963
01:36:27,781 --> 01:36:32,510
Yes. My engagement ring and earrings
and bracelets are missing everywhere.

964
01:36:32,536 --> 01:36:35,770
Somebody's houseguest
from New York, no doubt.

965
01:36:35,789 --> 01:36:40,601
- Nobody's here from New York.
- I have a few little baubles here.

966
01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:44,906
- Where did you find them?
- Don't tell me you don't remember.

967
01:36:44,924 --> 01:36:47,944
- Did I give them to you?
- I just stumbled across them.

968
01:36:47,968 --> 01:36:51,405
Sam, if you're gonna drink champagne,
you ought to take a swim.

969
01:36:51,431 --> 01:36:55,116
Nothing like a swim, you know,
to open the eyes.

970
01:36:58,688 --> 01:37:00,167
Now they're open.

971
01:37:00,190 --> 01:37:04,040
What do you say we slip into the pantry
and have a little toddy for the body?

972
01:37:04,069 --> 01:37:05,962
Medicinal.

973
01:37:07,030 --> 01:37:13,016
If it gets dull around here, have Caroline
tell you about her dream. It's a dilly.

974
01:37:48,448 --> 01:37:49,974
Morning.

975
01:37:53,370 --> 01:37:56,141
You... You all right?

976
01:37:56,164 --> 01:37:59,648
Me? Of course.
Why shouldn't I be?

977
01:37:59,668 --> 01:38:03,768
- You put away a gang of wine last night.
- I had a simply wonderful evening.

978
01:38:03,797 --> 01:38:07,565
- I hope you enjoyed it too.
- Oh, yes, I sure did. Indeed I did.

979
01:38:07,593 --> 01:38:10,031
Especially the last part of it.

980
01:38:10,637 --> 01:38:13,622
Why especially the last?

981
01:38:13,807 --> 01:38:16,081
You're asking me?

982
01:38:16,102 --> 01:38:21,377
Oh, you mean the swim?
We did swim and so forth, didn't we?

983
01:38:21,399 --> 01:38:24,384
Yeah, we swam and so forth.

984
01:38:25,361 --> 01:38:29,556
- What can I say, darling?
- Oh, not anything. Don't say anything.

985
01:38:29,574 --> 01:38:31,763
And especially not darling.

986
01:38:32,493 --> 01:38:35,313
You mean you're going through with it?
The wedding?

987
01:38:35,330 --> 01:38:36,890
Why shouldn't I?

988
01:38:36,915 --> 01:38:39,520
No regrets about last night?

989
01:38:39,542 --> 01:38:42,064
Why should I have?

990
01:38:43,254 --> 01:38:46,192
That's the stuff, Tracy.
You're wonderful!

991
01:38:46,216 --> 01:38:48,324
No, Mike, you don't know what I mean.

992
01:38:48,344 --> 01:38:52,242
I'm asking you. Tell me the reason
why I shouldn't have.

993
01:38:52,264 --> 01:38:56,957
No, don't. Just tell me what time it is.

994
01:38:56,977 --> 01:39:01,042
I'd love to,
but I seem to have lost my watch.

995
01:39:02,274 --> 01:39:07,170
You don't know how extremely sorry I am
to hear you say that.

996
01:39:09,073 --> 01:39:11,050
Oh, there it is.

997
01:39:11,116 --> 01:39:14,185
I ought to give you a reward.
Where'd you find it?

998
01:39:15,038 --> 01:39:18,604
Let's just say I stumbled over it.

999
01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:20,724
Hey, Mike.

1000
01:39:21,378 --> 01:39:24,612
How are you this bright
and festive morning?

1001
01:39:24,631 --> 01:39:28,197
- That for me?
- No, it's for Tracy. Would you like one?

1002
01:39:28,218 --> 01:39:31,037
I'd sell my grandmother for a drink.

1003
01:39:31,054 --> 01:39:32,782
Uncle Willie's in the pantry...

1004
01:39:32,806 --> 01:39:36,289
...doing weird and wonderful things
with various healing waters.

1005
01:39:36,309 --> 01:39:39,129
- Can I ask for two?
- Go till you run out of grandmothers.

1006
01:39:39,145 --> 01:39:41,003
I'll be drinking a long time.

1007
01:39:41,982 --> 01:39:43,247
Doctor's orders, Sam.

1008
01:39:43,276 --> 01:39:46,213
- What is it?
- Just the juice of a few fresh flowers.

1009
01:39:46,237 --> 01:39:49,423
- It's called a stinger. Removes the sting.
- Don't say that.

1010
01:39:49,448 --> 01:39:50,974
Why not?

1011
01:39:50,992 --> 01:39:54,641
Nothing can. Nothing ever will.

1012
01:39:55,413 --> 01:39:57,805
I've done the most terrible thing to you.

1013
01:39:57,832 --> 01:40:00,983
Oh, I doubt that. I doubt that very much.

1014
01:40:01,419 --> 01:40:06,029
I've always been so hard
on people who weren't perfect.

1015
01:40:06,632 --> 01:40:09,534
- What am I going to do?
- Well, why to me, darling?

1016
01:40:09,552 --> 01:40:12,158
I don't see
where I figure in this anymore.

1017
01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:15,450
Aren't you confusing me
with a fella named George Kittredge?

1018
01:40:15,475 --> 01:40:18,330
George! I've got to tell him!

1019
01:40:18,353 --> 01:40:23,545
- He knows. He was here too.
- Good grief, why didn't you sell tickets?

1020
01:40:24,359 --> 01:40:26,253
You better finish your drink.

1021
01:40:28,989 --> 01:40:31,974
What did George say last night?

1022
01:40:31,992 --> 01:40:37,481
Well, he was a little shaken,
but I guess he'll rally.

1023
01:40:38,582 --> 01:40:42,149
Oh, I'm such an unholy mess of a girl.

1024
01:40:42,170 --> 01:40:46,780
Oh, now, come on.
That's not even good conversation.

1025
01:40:46,799 --> 01:40:48,776
How'd you like my wedding present?

1026
01:40:48,801 --> 01:40:52,486
I'm not used to having
my gifts go unacknowledged.

1027
01:40:52,513 --> 01:40:56,163
Oh, it was beautiful and sweet.

1028
01:40:56,267 --> 01:41:01,660
- She was quite a boat, the <i>True Love.</i>
- Was and is.

1029
01:41:01,898 --> 01:41:04,290
Boy, she was yare.

1030
01:41:04,609 --> 01:41:06,419
But I wasn't, was I?

1031
01:41:06,444 --> 01:41:10,094
No, you were.
You were very good at the bright work.

1032
01:41:10,741 --> 01:41:13,216
I can still see you out there on the deck.

1033
01:41:13,244 --> 01:41:16,679
Down on your knees
with your little cake of polish.

1034
01:41:16,705 --> 01:41:18,812
I made her shine.

1035
01:41:19,458 --> 01:41:22,395
- Where is she now?
- She's in the yards being gone over.

1036
01:41:22,419 --> 01:41:26,069
I thought I'd sell her to this fella,
Rufe Watries, at Oyster Bay.

1037
01:41:26,090 --> 01:41:27,568
- For money?
- Why not?

1038
01:41:27,591 --> 01:41:31,406
- To that fat old rum pot?
- I'm gonna design another.

1039
01:41:31,428 --> 01:41:35,078
Thought I'd call it the <i>True Love II.</i>
What do you think?

1040
01:41:35,099 --> 01:41:38,950
I'll tell you what you could call her:
The <i>Easy Virtue.</i>

1041
01:41:38,979 --> 01:41:41,252
Oh, now, come on, Sam.

1042
01:41:41,273 --> 01:41:44,589
I won't have you thinking such things
about yourself. Cut it out.

1043
01:41:44,609 --> 01:41:45,922
But it's true.

1044
01:41:45,944 --> 01:41:49,178
A little slip now and then
is good for people.

1045
01:41:49,197 --> 01:41:51,256
Especially if they learn something.

1046
01:41:52,284 --> 01:41:55,055
On, I don't know anything anymore.

1047
01:41:55,078 --> 01:41:58,431
Now, that sounds hopeful.
That's just fine.

1048
01:41:58,957 --> 01:42:01,645
Well, there's one
consoling thought, Dexter.

1049
01:42:01,668 --> 01:42:06,694
- You're well rid of me.
- No, nobody can say that but me.

1050
01:42:09,093 --> 01:42:14,154
I hope we're not interrupting anything.
As if we didn't know we were.

1051
01:42:14,307 --> 01:42:18,075
Tracy, Liz and I think we're gonna
resign from <i>SPY</i> magazine.

1052
01:42:18,102 --> 01:42:20,209
We're not turning in the story.

1053
01:42:20,229 --> 01:42:22,870
We're gonna burn it
to keep warm this winter.

1054
01:42:22,899 --> 01:42:28,256
- You can have it as a wedding present.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you both.

1055
01:42:28,279 --> 01:42:33,768
You're dear and sweet,
and I don't deserve your kindness.

1056
01:42:33,784 --> 01:42:37,102
- Easy come, easy go.
- Oh, but you'll stay for the wedding?

1057
01:42:37,122 --> 01:42:40,807
Oh, well, I...
Oh, here comes the groom!

1058
01:42:45,005 --> 01:42:47,194
Why, it's George.

1059
01:42:50,385 --> 01:42:53,904
Tracy, please get rid
of these people. I want to talk to you.

1060
01:42:53,931 --> 01:42:56,123
There's no need for them to go.

1061
01:42:56,147 --> 01:42:59,162
Everybody seems to
know about last night.

1062
01:42:59,353 --> 01:43:03,203
- Just collecting expressions.
- It's a lovely day for a wedding.

1063
01:43:03,759 --> 01:43:04,835
It rained for us.

1064
01:43:04,859 --> 01:43:07,251
I'm not sure yet that
there'll be a wedding.

1065
01:43:07,278 --> 01:43:11,675
I've been up all night. I cannot decide
what is the best thing to do.

1066
01:43:18,164 --> 01:43:22,182
I'm entitled to a full explanation
before I'm asked to make a decision.

1067
01:43:22,210 --> 01:43:25,563
Unfortunately, George,
I have no explanation.

1068
01:43:25,588 --> 01:43:29,154
I wish for your sake,
as well as mine, I had.

1069
01:43:29,175 --> 01:43:33,026
- You'll grant I have the right to be angry.
- You certainly have.

1070
01:43:33,054 --> 01:43:36,372
- On the very eve of your wedding.
- I told you I agreed.

1071
01:43:36,392 --> 01:43:38,202
Better hurry up and decide.

1072
01:43:38,227 --> 01:43:41,129
- The guests are all settled.
- This doesn't concern you.

1073
01:43:41,146 --> 01:43:44,084
- Nor you.
- No, don't go. Please stay.

1074
01:43:44,108 --> 01:43:46,713
- On the eve of your wedding.
- You've said that.

1075
01:43:46,735 --> 01:43:48,759
You keep out of this. And you too.

1076
01:43:48,779 --> 01:43:53,721
Mr. Kittredge, it might interest you
to know that our so-called affair...

1077
01:43:53,742 --> 01:43:57,096
...consisted of exactly two kisses
and one rather late swim.

1078
01:43:57,121 --> 01:44:01,399
All of which I enjoyed and the memory of
which I wouldn't part with for anything.

1079
01:44:01,417 --> 01:44:03,025
It's no use, Mike.

1080
01:44:03,043 --> 01:44:06,859
After which I accompanied her to her
room, deposited her on the bed...

1081
01:44:06,881 --> 01:44:10,780
...and returned to you two on the porch,
which you will doubtless remember.

1082
01:44:10,802 --> 01:44:14,451
You mean to say
that was all there was to it?

1083
01:44:14,472 --> 01:44:15,785
I do.

1084
01:44:19,853 --> 01:44:24,748
Why? Was I so unattractive, so distant...

1085
01:44:24,774 --> 01:44:27,000
...so forbidding or cold or something?

1086
01:44:27,027 --> 01:44:30,759
- Well, this is fine talk, Tracy.
- I'm asking a question.

1087
01:44:30,780 --> 01:44:33,054
You were extremely attractive, Tracy.

1088
01:44:33,075 --> 01:44:36,345
And as for distant and forbidding,
on the contrary.

1089
01:44:36,370 --> 01:44:40,388
However, you were a little worse,
or the better, for the wine.

1090
01:44:40,416 --> 01:44:42,808
And there are rules
about things like that.

1091
01:44:43,169 --> 01:44:45,525
Oh, thank you, Mike.

1092
01:44:47,965 --> 01:44:52,861
- Oh, I think men are wonderful.
- The little dears.

1093
01:44:53,262 --> 01:44:56,698
Well, this is a fine time to be telling me.

1094
01:44:56,724 --> 01:44:58,701
Why? Where's the difference?

1095
01:44:58,726 --> 01:45:04,464
If my wonderful, beautiful, marvelous
virtue is still intact, it's no thanks to me.

1096
01:45:04,483 --> 01:45:07,587
It's purely by courtesy of the gentleman
from South Bend.

1097
01:45:07,611 --> 01:45:10,631
Local papers, please copy.

1098
01:45:10,739 --> 01:45:14,803
Well, since nothing really happened...

1099
01:45:14,826 --> 01:45:18,428
...perhaps we just better
drop the whole subject.

1100
01:45:19,665 --> 01:45:26,149
George, I don't want you to marry me
because you think I'm now worthy of you.

1101
01:45:26,171 --> 01:45:32,775
It would've meant much more if you had
married me because I was unworthy.

1102
01:45:32,804 --> 01:45:37,995
- But a man expects his wife to...
- I know, to behave herself. Naturally.

1103
01:45:38,017 --> 01:45:40,290
To behave herself naturally.

1104
01:45:40,311 --> 01:45:43,213
Well, what's done is done.

1105
01:45:44,274 --> 01:45:46,665
We can't turn back the clock.

1106
01:45:47,735 --> 01:45:49,795
Oh, I wished I'd have said that.

1107
01:45:49,821 --> 01:45:54,965
You're at liberty to leave at any time.
I don't relish having you at my wedding.

1108
01:45:54,993 --> 01:45:58,594
Is there going to be a wedding, George?

1109
01:45:59,289 --> 01:46:01,266
Yes, Tracy.

1110
01:46:01,375 --> 01:46:07,444
In spite of the circumstances, I'm big
enough to overlook a single indiscretion.

1111
01:46:08,632 --> 01:46:13,575
No, you're too good for me, George.

1112
01:46:13,596 --> 01:46:18,740
I couldn't bear a perfect man.
I'd make you most unhappy.

1113
01:46:18,767 --> 01:46:20,709
Most.

1114
01:46:21,228 --> 01:46:23,418
I know I'd try my best to.

1115
01:46:24,523 --> 01:46:26,666
She would too.

1116
01:46:27,484 --> 01:46:30,755
All right, if that's the way you feel.

1117
01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:32,045
That's that.

1118
01:46:32,073 --> 01:46:35,473
I have never begged in my life.

1119
01:46:42,626 --> 01:46:45,979
I've got a feeling you had more to do
with this than anyone.

1120
01:46:46,004 --> 01:46:49,025
- I hope you're right.
- You and your whole rotten class.

1121
01:46:49,049 --> 01:46:51,606
- Oh, class my...
- Grandmother!

1122
01:46:59,769 --> 01:47:03,038
Well, there goes George.

1123
01:47:03,439 --> 01:47:06,045
- Oh, my sainted aunt!
- You're on.

1124
01:47:06,067 --> 01:47:08,008
- What am I gonna do?
- Say a few words.

1125
01:47:08,027 --> 01:47:10,216
- Put your hat on.
- Put it on.

1126
01:47:10,238 --> 01:47:13,139
You'll think of something.
You're gonna look lovely.

1127
01:47:16,077 --> 01:47:20,639
- What am I gonna do? What'll I say?
- Your father will make an announcement.

1128
01:47:20,665 --> 01:47:23,816
- Anything special you want me to say?
- Oh, thank you. No.

1129
01:47:23,834 --> 01:47:28,030
- I got myself into it, I'll get myself out.
- As you wish.

1130
01:47:30,217 --> 01:47:32,075
Go, go!

1131
01:47:33,762 --> 01:47:35,905
Hello, everybody.

1132
01:47:37,099 --> 01:47:41,033
I just want to say that...

1133
01:47:41,061 --> 01:47:45,161
Oh, will you stop that racket, please?
Thank you.

1134
01:47:46,900 --> 01:47:49,043
Good morning.

1135
01:47:51,947 --> 01:47:54,635
I'd like to say...

1136
01:47:56,369 --> 01:47:59,520
Well, there's been a little hitch.

1137
01:47:59,872 --> 01:48:04,649
I've made a terrible fool of myself,
which isn't at all unusual.

1138
01:48:04,669 --> 01:48:07,488
Well, my fiancé that was...

1139
01:48:07,505 --> 01:48:13,195
Well, he thinks we ought to
call it a day, and I quite agree with him.

1140
01:48:14,304 --> 01:48:16,826
- Help me.
- Tell them two years ago I did you...

1141
01:48:16,848 --> 01:48:19,240
...out of a wedding
by eloping in Maryland.

1142
01:48:19,267 --> 01:48:24,079
Two years ago I did you out of a wedding
in this house by eloping to Maryland.

1143
01:48:24,105 --> 01:48:26,664
I hope to make it up now
by going through with it.

1144
01:48:26,692 --> 01:48:30,709
But I hope to make it up now
by going through with it...

1145
01:48:33,198 --> 01:48:37,726
As originally
and most beautifully planned.

1146
01:48:37,745 --> 01:48:42,023
- So if you'll just keep your seats.
- So if you'll just keep your lovely seats.

1147
01:48:42,041 --> 01:48:43,436
- That's all.
- That's all.

1148
01:48:44,335 --> 01:48:48,613
- Oh, Dexter, are you sure?
- No, but I'll risk it if you will.

1149
01:48:48,631 --> 01:48:52,695
- You're not just doing it to save my face?
- It's such a nice face.

1150
01:48:52,718 --> 01:48:55,953
- Come on, Dexter, we've no time to lose.
- See you in a minute.

1151
01:48:56,139 --> 01:48:58,614
Oh, Father, I'm so glad you came back.

1152
01:48:58,642 --> 01:49:01,365
- I'm glad you're here.
- Thank you, Tracy.

1153
01:49:01,394 --> 01:49:05,293
And I'm sorry, I'm truly sorry,
I've been a disappointment to you.

1154
01:49:05,315 --> 01:49:08,300
I never said that, darling, and I never will.

1155
01:49:08,318 --> 01:49:09,927
I love you, Father.

1156
01:49:09,945 --> 01:49:12,668
And I love you, my daughter.

1157
01:49:12,697 --> 01:49:14,721
Help me off the pedestal.

1158
01:49:14,741 --> 01:49:20,051
Watch out for that first step.
It's quite a tumble.

1159
01:49:37,431 --> 01:49:39,870
Pretty contagious idea, isn't it?

1160
01:49:40,768 --> 01:49:44,868
Well, I must confess
I'm not exactly immune.

1161
01:49:44,981 --> 01:49:49,543
Liz, I know I'm not
destiny's dream man...

1162
01:49:50,695 --> 01:49:52,174
...but I thought maybe...

1163
01:49:52,197 --> 01:49:57,092
Oh, Mike, I think I better grab you
before somebody else does.

1164
01:49:57,119 --> 01:50:00,139
You're liable to get in trouble
one of these days.

1165
01:50:02,124 --> 01:50:04,681
Come on, we'll develop this later.

1166
01:50:56,509 --> 01:50:58,913
End of story.