10. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!
9. Cover your stump before you hump!
8. Before you attack her, wrap your wacker!
7. Don't be silly....protect your willy!
6. If you won't sack it, go home and whack it!
5. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey!
4. It'll be sweeter if you cover your peter!
3. If you go into heat, package your meat!
2. While your undressing venus, dress up that penis!
And the number 1 safe sex tip is...
1. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil!