Death
of a Fool
By
Ngaio Marsh
Little,
Brown and Company edition published 1956
Four
previous paperback printings Jove edition I January 1978
JOHN
and BEAR with love
To
anybody with the smallest knowledge of folklore it will be obvious that the
Dance of the Five Sons is a purely imaginary synthesis combining in most
unlikely profusion the elements of several dances and mumming plays. For
information on these elements I am indebted, among many other sources, to
England's Dances, by Douglas Kennedy, and Introduction to English Folklore, by
Violet Alford.
Contents
I Winter Solstice
II Camilla
III Preparation
IV The Swords Are Out
V Aftermath
VI Copse Forge
VII The Green Man
VIII Question of Fact
IX Question of Fancy
X Dialogue for a Dancer
XI Question of Temperament
XII The Swords Again
XIII The Swords Go In
CHAPTER
I: Winter Solstice
OVER
THAT PART of England the winter solstice came down with a bitter antiphony of
snow and frost. Trees minutely articulate shuddered in the north wind. By four
o'clock in the afternoon the people of South Mardian were all indoors.
It was
at four o'clock that a small dogged-looking car appeared on a rise above the
village and began to sidle and curvet down the frozen lane. Its driver, her
vision distracted by wisps of grey hair escaping from a head scarf, peered
through the fan-shaped clearing on her windscreen. Her woolly paws clutched
rather than commanded the wheel. She wore, in addition to several scarves of
immense length, a hand-spun cloak. Her booted feet tramped about over brake and
clutch-pedal, her lips moved soundlessly and from time to time twitched into
conciliatory smiles. Thus she arrived in South Mardian and bumped to a
standstill before a pair of gigantic gates.
They
were of wrought iron and beautiful, but they were tied together with a
confusion of shopkeeper's twine. Through them, less than a quarter of a mile
away, she saw on a white hillside the shell of a Norman castle, theatrically
erected against a leaden sky. Partly encircled by this rum was a hideous
Victorian mansion.
The
traveller consulted her map. There could be no doubt about it. This was Mardian
Castle. It took some time in that deadly cold to untangle the string. Snow had
mounted up the far side and she had to shove hard before she could open the
gates wide enough to admit her car. Having succeeded and driven through, she
climbed out again to shut them.
"'St.
Agnes' Eve, ach, bitter chill it was!" she quoted hi a faintly Teutonic
accent. Occasionally, when fatigued or agitated, she turned her short o's into
long ones and transposed her v's and w's.
"But
I see no sign," she added to herself, "of hare nor owl, nor of any
living creature, godamercy." She was pleased with this improvisation. Her
intimate circle had lately adopted "godamercy" as an amusing
expletive.
There
arose from behind some nearby bushes a shrill cachinnation and out waddled a
gaggle of purposeful geese. They advanced upon her screaming angrily. She bundled
herself into the car, slammed the door almost on their beaks, engaged her
bottom gear and ploughed on, watched from the hillside by a pair of bulls. Her
face was pale and calm and she hummed the air (from her Playford album) of
"Sellinger's Round."
As the
traveler drew near the Victorian house she saw that it was built of the same
stone as the ruin that partly encircled it. "That is something, at
least," she thought. She crammed her car up the final icy slope, through
the remains of a Norman archway and into a courtyard. There she drew in her
breath in a series of gratified little gasps.
The
courtyard was a semicircle bounded by the curve of old battlemented walls and
cut off by the new house. It was littered with heaps of rubble and overgrown with
weeds. In the centre, puddled in snow, was a rectangular slab supported by two
pillars of stone.
"Eureka!"
cried the traveller.
For
luck she groped under her scarves and fingered her special necklace of red
silk. Thus fortified she climbed a flight of steps that led to the front door.
It was
immense and had been transferred, she decided with satisfaction, from the ruin.
There was no pushbutton, but a vast bell, demonstrably phoney and set about
with cast-iron pixies, was bolted to the wall. She tugged at its chain and it
let loose a terrifying rumpus. The geese, who had reappeared at close quarters,
threw back then’ heads, screamed derisively and made for her at a rapid waddle.
With
her back to the door she faced them. One or two made unsuccessful attempts to
mount and she tried [sic – kkh] Such was the din they raised that she
did not hear the door open. "You are in trouble!" said a voice behind
her. "Nip in, won't you, while I shut the door. Be off, birds."
The
visitor was grasped, turned about and smartly pulled across the threshold. The
door slammed behind her and she found herself face to face with a thin
ginger-haired lady who stared at her in watery surprise.
"Yes?"
said the lady. "Yes, well, I don't think—and in any case, what weather!"
"Dame
Alice Mardian?"
"My
great-aunt. She's ninety-four and I don't think—"
With an
important gesture the visitor threw back her cloak, explored an inner pocket
and produced a card.
"This
is, of course, a surprise," she said. "Perhaps I should have written
first, but I must tell you—frankly, frankly—that I was so transported with
curiosity—no, not that, not curiosity—rather, with the zest of the hunter, that
I could not contain myself. Not for another day. Another hour even!" She
checked. Her chin trembled. "If you will glance at the card," she
said. Dimly, the other did so.
Mrs.
Anna Bünz
Friends
of British Folklore Guild of Ancient Customs The Hobby-Horses
MORISCO
CROFT
BAPPLE-UNDER-BACCOMB
WARWICKSHIRE
"Oh
dear!" said the ginger-haired lady and added, "But in any case come
in, of course." She led the way from a hall that was scarcely less cold
than the landscape outside into a drawing-room that was, if anything, more so.
It was jammed up with objects. Mediocre portraits reached from the ceiling to
the floor, tables were smothered in photographs and ornaments, statuettes
peered over each other's shoulders. On a vast hearth dwindled a shamefaced
little fire.
"Do
sit down," said the ginger-haired lady doubtfully,
"Mrs.—ah—Bünz." to quell them, collectively, with an imperious glare.
"Thank
you, but excuse me—Bünz. Eü, eü" said Mrs. Bünz, thrusting out her lips
with tutorial emphasis, "or if eü is too difficult, Bins or Burns will
suffice. But nothing edible." She greeted her own joke with the cordial
chuckle of an old acquaintance. "It's a German name, of course. My dear
late husband and I came over before the war. Now I am saturated, I hope I may
say, in the very sap of old England. But," Mrs. Bünz added, suddenly vibrating
the tip of her tongue as if she anticipated some delicious tidbit, "to our
muttons. To our muttons, Miss—ah—"
"Mardian,"
said Miss Mardian turning a brickish pink.
"Ach,
that name!"
"If
you wouldn't mind—"
"But
of course. I come immediately to the point. It is this. Miss Mardian, I have
driven three hundred miles to see your great-aunt."
"Oh
dear! She's resting, I'm afraid—"
"You
are, of course, familiar with the name of Rekkage."
"Well,
there was old Lord Rekkage who went off his head."
"It
cannot be the same."
"He's
dead now. Warwickshire family near Bapple."
"It
is the same. As to his sanity I feel you must be misinformed. A great
benefactor. He founded the Guild of Ancient Customs."
"That's
right. And left all his money to some too-extraordinary society."
"The
Hobby-Horses. I see, my dear Miss Mardian, that we have dissimilar interests.
Yet," said Mrs. Bünz lifting her voluminous chins, "I shall plod on.
So much at stake. So much."
"I'm
afraid," said Miss Mardian vaguely, "that I can't offer you tea. The
boiler's burst."
"I
don't take it. Pray, Miss Mardian, what are Dame Alice's interests? Of course,
at her wonderfully great age—"
"Aunt
Akky? Well, she likes going to sales. She picked up nearly all the furniture in
this room at auctions. Lots of family things were lost when Mardian Place was
burnt down. So she built this house of bits of the old castle and furnished it
from sales. She likes doing that, awfully."
"Then
there is an antiquarian instinct. Ach!" Mrs. Bünz exclaimed, excitedly
clapping her hands and losing control of her accent. "Ach, sank
Gott!"
"Oh
crumbs!" Miss Mardian cried, raising an admonitory finger. "Here is
Aunt Akky."
She got
up self-consciously. Mrs. Bünz gave a little gasp of anticipation and, settling
her cloak portentously, also rose.
The
drawing-room door opened to admit Dame Alice Mardian.
Perhaps
the shortest way to describe Dame Alice is to say that she resembled Mrs. Noah.
She had a shapeless, wooden appearance and her face, if it was expressive of
anything in particular, looked dimly jolly.
"What's
all the row?" she asked, advancing with the inelastic toddle of old age.
"Hullo! Didn't know you had friends, Dulcie."
"I
haven't," said Miss Mardian. She waved her hands. "This is
Mrs.—Mrs.—"
"Bünz,"
said that lady. "Mrs. Anna Bünz. Dame Alice, I am so inexpressibly
overjoyed—"
"What
about? How de do, I'm sure," said Dame Alice. She had loose-fitting false
teeth which of their own accord chopped off the ends of her words and thickened
her sibilants. "Don't see strangers," she added. "Too old for
it. Dulcie ought to've told yer."
"It
seems to be about old Lord Rekkage, Aunt Akky."
"Lor!
Loony Rekkage. Hunted with the Quorn till he fell on his head. Like you, Dulcie.
Went as straight as the best, but mad. Don't you 'gree?" she asked Mrs.
Bünz, looking at her for the first time.
Mrs.
Bünz began to speak with desperate rapidity. "When he died," she
gabbled, shutting her eyes, "Lord Rekkage assigned to me, as vice-president
of the Friends of British Folklore, the task of examining certain papers."
"Have
you telephoned about the boiler, Dulcie?"
"Aunt
Akky, the lines are down."
"Well,
order a hack and ride."
"Aunt
Akky, we haven't any horses now."
"I
keep forgettin'."
"But
allow me," cried Mrs. Bünz, "allow me to take a message on my return.
I shall be so delighted."
"Are
you riding'?"
"I
have a little car."
"Motorin'
Very civil of you, I must say. Just tell William Andersen at the Copse that our
boiler's burst, if you will. Much obliged. Me niece'll see you out. Ask you to
'scuse me."
She
held out her short arm and Miss Mardian began to haul at it.
"No,
no! Ach, please. I implore you!" shouted Mrs. Bünz, wringing her hands.
"Dame Alice! Before you go! I have driven for two days. If you will listen
for one minute. On my knees—"
"If
you're beggin'," said Dame Alice, "it's no good. Nothin' to give away
these days. Dulcie."
"But,
no, no, no! I am not begging. Or only," urged Mrs. Bünz, "for a
moment's attention. Only for von liddle vord."
"Dulcie,
I'm going'."
"Yes,
Aunt Akky."
"Guided
as I have been—"
"I
don't like fancy religions," said Dame Alice, who with the help of her
niece had arrived at the door and opened it.
"Does
the winter solstice mean nothing to you? Does the Mardian Morris Dance of the
Five Sons mean nothing? Does—" Something in the two faces that confronted
her caused Mrs. Bünz to come to a stop. Dame Alice's upper denture noisily
capsized on its opposite number. In the silence that followed this mishap there
was an outbreak from the geese. A man's voice shouted and a door slammed.
"I
don't know," said Dame Alice with difficulty and passion, "I don't
know who y'ar or what chapter. But you'll oblige me by takin' yerself
off." She turned on her great-niece. "You," she said, "are
a blitherin' idiot. I'm angry. I'm goin'."
She
turned and toddled rapidly into the hall.
"Good
evening, Aunt Akky. Good evening, Dulcie," said a man's voice in the hall.
"I wondered if I—"
"I'm
angry with you, too. I'm goin' upshtairs. I don't want to shee anyone. Bad for
me to get fusshed. Get rid of that woman."
"Yes,
Aunt Akky."
"And
you behave yershelf, Ralph."
"Yes,
Aunt Akky."
"Bring
me a whishky-and-shoda to my room, girl."
"Yes,
Aunt Akky."
"Damn
theshe teeth."
Mrs.
Bünz listened distractedly to the sound of two pairs of retreating feet. All by
herself hi that monstrous room she made a wide gesture of frustration and
despair. A large young man came in.
"Oh,
sorry," he said. "Good evening. I'm afraid something's happened. I'm
afraid Aunt Akky's in a rage."
"Alas!
Alas!"
"My
name's Ralph Stayne. I'm her nephew. She's a bit tricky is Aunt Akky. I
suppose, being ninety-four, she's got a sort of right to it"
"Alas!
Alas!"
"I'm
most frightfully sorry. If there's anything one could do?" offered the
young man. "Only I might as well tell you I’m pretty heavily hi the red
myself."
"You
are her nephew?"
"Her
great-great-nephew actually. I'm the local parson's son. Dulcie's my aunt"
"My
poor young man," said Mrs. Bünz, but she said it absenI’mindedly: there
was speculation in her eye. "You could indeed help me," she said.
"Indeed, indeed, you could. Listen. I will be brief. I have driven here
from Bapple-under-Baccomb in Warwickshire. Owing partly to the weather, I must
admit, it has taken me two days. I don't grudge them, no, no, no. But I
digress. Mr. Stayne, I am a student of the folk dance, both central-European
and—particularly—English. My little monographs on the Abram Circle Bush and the
symbolic teapot have been praised. I am a student, I say, and a performer. I
can still cut a pretty caper, Mr. Stayne. Ach, yes, godamercy."
"I
beg your pardon?"
"Godamercy.
It is one of your vivid sixteenth-century English ejaculations. My little
circle has revived it. For fun," Mrs. Bünz explained.
"I'm
afraid I—"
"This
is merely to satisfy you that I may in all humility claim to be something of an
expert. My status, Mr. Stayne, was indeed of such a degree as to encourage the
late Lord Rekkage—"
"Do
you mean Loony Rekkage?"
"—to
entrust no less than three Saratoga trunkfuls of precious, precious family
documents to my care. It was one of these documents, examined by myself for the
first time the day before yesterday, that has led me to Mardian Castle. I have
it with me. You shall see it."
Ralph
Stayne had begun to’ look extremely uncomfortable.
"Yes,
well now, look here, Mrs.—"
"Bünz."
"Mrs.
Burns, I'm most awfully sorry, but if you're heading the way I think you are,
then I'm terribly afraid it's no go."
Mrs.
Bünz suddenly made a magnificent gesture towards the windows.
"Tell
me this," she said. "Tell me. Out there in the
courtyard,
mantled in snow and surrounded at the moment by poultry, I can perceive, and
with emotion I perceive it, a slightly inclined and rectangular shape. Mr.
Stayne, is that object the Mardian Stone? The dolmen of the Mardians?"
"Yes,"
said Ralph. "That's right. It is." "The document to which I have
referred concerns itself with the Mardian Stone. And with the Dance of the Five
Sons." "Does it, indeed?"
"It
suggests, Mr. Stayne, that unknown to research, to experts, to folk dancers and
to the societies, the so-called Mardian Morris (the richest immeasurably of all
English ritual dance-plays) was being performed annually at the Mardian Stone
during the winter solstice up to as recently as fifteen years ago."
"Oh," said Ralph.
"And
not only that," Mrs. Bünz whispered excitedly, advancing her face to
within twelve niches of his, "there seems to be no reason why it should
not have survived to this very year, this winter solstice, Mr. Stayne—this very
week. Now, do you answer me? Do you tell me if this is so?"
Ralph
said, "I honestly think it would be better if you forgot all about it.
Honestly." "But you don't deny?"
He
hesitated, began to speak and checked himself. "All right," he said.
"I certainly don't deny that a very short, very simple and not, I'm sure,
at all important sort of dance-play is kept up once a year in Mardian. It is.
We just happen to have gone on doing it."
"Ach,
blessed Saint Use-and-Wont." "Er—yes. But we have been rather careful
not to sort of let it be known because everyone agrees it'd be too ghastly if
the artsy-craftsy boys—I'm sure," Ralph said turning scarlet, "I
don't mean to be offensive, but you know what can happen. Ye olde goings-on all
over the village. Charabancs even. My family have all felt awfully strongly
about it and so does the Old Guiser."
Mrs.
Bünz pressed her gloved hands to her lips. "Did you, did you say 'Old
Guiser'?"
"Sony.
It's a sort of nickname. He's William Andersen, really. The local smith. A
perfectly marvelous old boy," Ralph said and inexplicably again turned
scarlet. "They've been at the Copse Smithy for centuries, the
Andersens," he added. "As long as we've been at Mardian, if it comes
to that. He feels jolly strongly about it."
"The
old man? The Guiser?" Mrs. Bünz murmured. "And he's a smith? And his
forefathers perhaps made the hobby-horse?" Ralph was uncomfortable.
"Well—"
he said and stopped.
"Ach!
Then there is a hobby!"
"Look,
Mrs. Burns, I—I do ask you as a great favour not to talk about this to anyone,
or—or write about it. And for the love of Mike not to bring people here. I
don't mind telling you I'm in pretty bad odour with my aunt and old William
and, really, if they thought—look, I think I can hear Dulcie coming. Look, may
I really beg you—"
"Do
not trouble yourself. I am very discreet," said Mrs. Bünz with a
reassuring leer. 'Tell me, there is a pub in the district, of course? You see I
use the word pub. Not inn or tavern. I am not," said Mrs. Bünz, drawing
her hand-woven cloak about her, "what you describe as artsy-craftsy."
"There's
a pub about a mile away. Up the lane to Yowford. The Green Man."
"The
Green Man. A-a-ach! Excellent."
"You're
not going to stay there!" Ralph ejaculated involuntarily.
"You
will agree that I cannot immediately drive to Bapple-under-Baccomb. It is three
hundred miles away. I shall not even start. I shall put up at the pub."
Ralph,
stammering a good deal, said, "It sounds the most awful cheek, I know, but
I suppose you wouldn't be terribly kind and—if you are going there—take a note
from me to someone who's staying there. I—I— my car's broken down and I'm on
foot." "Give it to me."
"It's
most frightfully sweet of you."
"Or
I can drive you."
"Thank
you most terribly, but if you'd just take the note. I've got it on me. I was
going to post it." Still blushing he took an envelope from his
breast-pocket and gave it to her. She stowed it away in a business-like manner.
"And
in return," she said, "you shall tell me one more thing. What do you
do in the Dance of the Five Sons? For you are a performer. I feel it."
"I'm
the Betty," he muttered.
"A-a-a-ch!
The fertility symbol, or in modern parlance—" she tapped the pocket where
she had stowed the letter—"the love interest. Isn't it?"
Ralph
continued to look exquisitely uncomfortable. "Here comes Dulcie," he
said. "If you don't mind I really think it would be better—"
"If
I made away with myself. I agree. I thank you, Mr. Stayne. Good evening."
Ralph
saw her to the door, drove off the geese, advised her to pay no attention to
the bulls as only one of them ever cut rough, and watched her churn away
through the snow. When he turned back to the house Miss Mardian was waiting for
him.
"You're
to go up," she said. "What have you been doing? She's furious."
Mrs.
Bünz negotiated the gateway without further molestation from livestock and
drove through what was left of the village. In all, it consisted only of a
double row of nondescript cottages, a tiny shop, a church of little
architectural distinction and a Victorian parsonage: Ralph Stayne's home, no
doubt. Even in its fancy-dress of snow it was not a picturesque village. It
would, Mrs. Bünz reflected, need a lot of pepping-up before it attracted the
kind of people Ralph Stayne had talked about. She was glad of this because, .in
her own way, she too was a purist.
At the
far end of the village itself and a little removed from it she came upon a
signpost for East Mardian and Yowford and a lane leading off in that direction.
But
where, she asked herself distractedly, was the smithy? She was seething with
the zeal of the explorer and with an itching curiosity that Ralph's unwilling
information had exacerbated rather than assuaged. She pulled up and looked
about her. No sign of a smithy. She was certain she had not passed one on her
way in. Though her interest was academic rather than romantic, she fastened on
smithies with the fervour of a runaway bride. But no. All was twilight and
desolation. A mixed group of evergreen and deciduous trees, the signpost, the
hills and a great blankness of snow. Well, she would inquire at the pub. She
was about to move on when she saw, simultaneously, a column of smoke rise above
the trees and a short thickset man, followed by a dismal-looking dog, come
round the lane from behind them.
She
leant out and in a cloud of her own breath shouted: "Good evening. Can you
be so good as to direct me to the Corpse?"
The man
stared at her. After a long pause he said, "Ar?" The dog sat down and
whimpered.
Mrs.
Bünz suddenly realized she was dead-tired. She thought, "This frustrating
day! So! I must now embroil myself with the village natural." She repeated
her question. "Vere," she said speaking very slowly and distinctly,
"is der corpse?"
"Oyo’s
corpse?"
'?Mr.
William Andersen's."
“‘He's
not a corpse. Not likely. 'Ee's my dad." Weary though she was she noted
the rich local dialect. Aloud, she said, "You misunderstand me. I asked
you where is the smithy. His smithy. My pronunciation was at fault."
"Copse
Smithy be my dad's smithy."
"Precisely.
Where is it?"
"My
dad don't rightly fancy wummen."
"Is
that it where the smoke is coming from?"
"Ar."
"Thank
you."
As she
drove away she thought she heard him loudly repeat that his dad didn't fancy
women.
"He's
going to fancy me if I die for it," thought Mrs. Bünz.
The
lane wound round the copse and there, on the far side, she found that classic,
that almost archaic picture—a country blacksmith's shop in the evening.
The
bellows were in use. A red glow from the forge pulsed on the walls. A horse
waited, half in shadow. Gusts of hot iron and seared horn and the sweetish reek
of horse-sweat drifted out to mingle with the tang of frost. Somewhere in a
dark corner beyond the forge a man with a lanthorn seemed to be bent over some
task. Mrs. Bünz's interest hi folklore, for all its odd manifestations, was
perceptive and lively. Though now she was punctually visited by the, as it
were, off-stage strains of "The Harmonious Blacksmith," she also
experienced a most welcome quietude of spirit. It was as if all her enthusiasms
had become articulate. This was the thing itself, alive and luminous.
The
smith and his mate moved into view. The horseshoe, lunar symbol, floated
incandescent in the glowing jaws of the pincers. It was lowered and held on the
anvil. Then the hammer swung, the sparks showered and the harsh bell rang.
Three most potent of all charms were at work—fire, iron and the horseshoe.
Mrs.
Bünz saw that while his assistant was a sort of vivid enlargement of the man
she had met in the lane and so like him that they must be brothers, the smith
himself was a surprisingly small man: small and old. This discovery heartened
her. With renewed spirit she got out of her car and went to the door of the
smithy. The third man, hi the background, opened his lanthorn and blew out the
flame. Then, with a quick movement he picked up some piece of old sacking and
threw it over his work.
The
smith's mate glanced up but said nothing. The smith, apparently, did not see
her. His branch-like arms, ugly and graphic, continued their thrifty gestures.
He glittered with sweat and his hair stuck to his forehead in a white fringe.
After perhaps half a dozen blows the young man held up his hand and the other
stopped, his chest heaving. They exchanged roles. The young giant struck easily
and with a noble movement that enraptured Mrs. Bünz.
She
waited. The shoe was laid to the hoof and the smith in his classic pose
crouched over the final task. The man in the background was motionless.
"Dad,
you're wanted," the smith's mate said. The smith glanced at her and made a
movement of his head. "Yes, ma-am?" asked the son.
"I
come with a message," Mrs. Bünz began gaily. "From Dame Alice
Mardian. The boiler at the castle has burst"
They
were silent. "Thank you, then, ma-am," the son said at last. He had
come towards her but she felt that the movement was designed to keep her out of
the smithy. It was as if he used his great torso as a screen for something
behind it
She
beamed into his face. "May I come in?" she asked. "What a
wonderful smithy."
"Nobbut
old scarecrow of a place. Nothing to see."
"Ach!"
she cried jocularly, "but that's just what I like. Old things are by way
of being my business, you see. You'd be—" she made a gesture that included
the old smith and the motionless figure in the background—"you'd all be
surprised to hear how much I know about blackschmidts."
"Ar,
yes, ma-am?"
"For
example," Mrs. Bünz continued, growing quite desperately arch, "I
know all about those spiral irons on your lovely old walls there. They're fire
charms, are they not? And, of course, there's a horseshoe' above your door. And
I see by your beautiful printed little notice that you are Andersen, not
Anderson, and that tells me so exactly just what I want to know. Every- where,
there are evidences for me to read. Inside, I daresay—" she stood on
tiptoe and coyly dodged her large head from side to side, peeping round him and
making a mocking face as she did so—"I daresay there are all sorts of
things—" "No, there bean't then."
The old
smith had spoken. Out of Ms little body had issued a great roaring voice. His
son half turned and Mrs. Bünz, with a merry laugh, nipped past him into the
shop.
"It's
Mr. Andersen, Senior," she cried, "is it not? It is—dare I?—the Old
Guiser himself? Now I know you don't mean what you've just said. You are much
too modest about your beautiful schmiddy. And so handsome a horse! Is he a
hunter?"
"Keep
off. 'Er be a mortal savage kicker. See that naow," he shouted as the mare
made a plunging movement with the near hind leg which he held cradled in his
lap. "She's fair moidered already. Keep off of it. Keep aout. There's
nobbut's men's business yur."
"And
I had heard so much," Mrs. Bünz said gently, "of the spirit of
hospitality in this part of England. Zo! I was misinformed it seems. I have
driven over two hundred—"
"Blow
up, there, you, Chris. Blow up! Whole passel's gone cold while she've been
nattering. Blow up, boy."
The man
in the background applied himself to the bellows. A vivid glow pulsed up from
the furnace and illuminated the forge. Farm implements, bits of harness, awards
won at fairs flashed up. The man stepped a little aside and, in doing so, he
dislodged the piece of sacking he had thrown over his work. Mrs. Bünz cried out
in German. The smith swore vividly in English. Grinning out of the shadows was
an iron face, half-bird, half-monster, brilliantly painted, sardonic,
disturbing and, in that light, strangely alive. Mrs. Bünz gave a scream of
ecstasy. "The Horse!" she cried, clapping her hands like a madwoman.
"The Old Hoss. The Hooded Horse. I have found it. Gott set Dank, what joy
is mine!'
The
third man had covered it again. She looked at their unsmiling faces. .
"Well
that was a treat," said Mrs. Bünz in a deflated voice. She laughed
uncertainly and returned quickly to her car.
CHAPTER
Two: Camilla
UP IN
her room at the Green Man, Camilla Campion arranged herself in the correct
relaxed position for voice exercise. Her diaphragm was gently retracted and the
backs of her fingers lightly touched her ribs. She took a long, careful deep
breath and, as she expelled it, said in an impressive voice:
"’Nine-men's
morris is filled up with mud.'" This she did several times, muttering to
herself, "On the breath, dear child, on the breath," in imitation of
her speech-craft instructor, whom she greatly admired.
She
glanced at herself in the looking-glass on the nice old dressing-table and
burst out laughing. She laughed partly because her reflection looked so solemn
and was also slightly distorted and partly because she suddenly felt madly
happy and in love with almost everyone in the world. It was glorious to be
eighteen, a student at the West London School of Drama and possibly in love,
not only with the whole world, but with one young man as well. It was heaven to
have come along to Mardian and put up at the Green Man like a seasoned
traveller. "I’m as free as a lark," thought Camilla Campion.
She
tried saying the line about nine-men's morris with varying inflexions. It was
filled up with mud. Then, it was filled up with mud, which sounded surprised
and primly shocked and made her laugh again. She decided to give up her
practice for the moment and, feeling rather magnificent, helped herself to a
cigarette. In doing so she unearthed a crumpled letter from her bag. Not for
the first time she re-read it.
Dear
Niece,
Dad
asked me to say he got your letter and far as he's concerned you'll be welcome
up to Mardian.
There's
accommodation at the Green Man. No use bringing up the past, I reckon, and us
all will be glad to see you. He's still terrible bitter against your mother's
marriage on account of it was to a R.C. so kindly do not refer to same although
rightly speaking her dying ought to make all things equal in the sight of her
Maker and us creatures here below. Your affec. uncle, Daniel Andersen
Camilla
sighed, tucked away the letter and looked along the lane towards Copse Forge.
"I've
got to be glad I came," she said.
For all
the cold she had opened her window. Down below a man with a lanthorn was
crossing the lane to the pub. He was followed by a dog. He heard her and looked
up. The light from the bar windows caught his face.
"Hullo,
Uncle Ernest," called Camilla. "You are Ernest, aren't you? Do you
know who I am? Did they tell you I was coming?"
"Ar?"
"I'm
Camilla. I've come to stay for a week."
"Our
Bessie's Camilla?"
"That's
me. Now do you remember?"
He
peered up at her with the slow recognition of the mentally retarded. "I
did yur tell you was coming. Does Guiser know?"
"Yes.
I only got here an hour ago. I'll come and see him tomorrow."
"He
doan't rightly fancy wummen."
"He
will me," she said gaily. "After all, he's my grandfather! He asked
me to come."
"Noa!"
"Yes,
he did. Well—almost. I’m going down to the parlour. See you later."
It had
begun to snow again. As she shut her window she saw the headlights of a dogged
little car turn into the yard.
A
roundabout lady got out. Her head was encased in a scarf, her body in a mauve
handicraft cape and her hands in flowery woolen gloves.
"Darling,
what a make-up!" Camilla apostrophized under her breath. She ran
downstairs.
The
bar-parlour at the Green Man was in the oldest part of the pub. It lay at right
angles to the Public, which was partly visible and could be reached from it by
means of a flap in the bar counter. It was a singularly unpretentious affair,
lacking any display of horse-brasses, warming-pans or sporting-prints. Indeed,
the only item of anything but utilitarian interest was a picture hi a dark
corner behind the door: a faded and discoloured photograph of a group of
solemn-faced men with walrus moustaches. They had blackened faces and hands and
were holding up, as if to display it, a kind of openwork frame built up from
short swords. Through this frame a man in clownish dress stuck his head. In the
background were three figures that might have been respectively a hobby-horse,
a man in a voluminous petticoat and somebody with a fiddle.
Serving
in the private bar was the publican's daughter, Trixie Plowman, a fine ruddy
young woman with a magnificent figure and bearing. When Camilla arrived there
was nobody else in the Private, but hi the Public beyond she again saw her
uncle, Ernest Andersen. He grinned and shuffled his feet.
Camilla
leant over the bar and looked into the Public. "Why don't you come over
here, Uncle Ernie?" she called.
He
muttered something about the Public being good enough for him. His dog,
invisible to Camilla, whined.
"Well,
fancy!" Trixie exclaimed. "When it's your niece after so long and
speaking so nice."
"Never
mind," Camilla said cheerfully. "I expect he's forgotten he ever had
a niece."
Ernie
could be heard to say that no doubt she was too upperty for the likes of
them-all, anyhow.
"No,
I’m not," Camilla ejaculated indignantly. "That's just what I'm not.
Oh dear!"
"Never
mind," Trixie said comfortably and made the kind of face that alluded to
weakness of intellect. Ernie smiled and mysteriously raised his eyebrows.
"Though,
of course," Trixie conceded, "I must say it is a long time since we
seen you," and she added with a countrywoman's directness, "Not since
your poor mum was brought back and laid to rest."
"Five
years," said Camilla, nodding.
"That's
right."
"Ar,"
Ernie interjected loudly, "and no call for that if she'd bided homealong
and wed one of her own. Too mighty our Bessie was, and brought so low's dust as
a consequence."
"That
may be one way of looking at it," Trixie said loftily. "I must say
it's not mine. That dog of yours is stinky," she added.
"Same
again," Ernie countered morosely.
"She
wasn't brought as low as dust," Camilla objected indignantly. "She
was happily married to my father, who loved her like anything. He's never
really got over her death."
Camilla,
as brilliantly sad as she had been happy, looked at Trixie and said, "They
were in love. They married for love."
"So
they did, then, and a wonderful thing it was for her," Trixie said
comfortably. She drew a half-pint and pointedly left Ernie alone with it.
"Killed
'er, didn't it?" Ernie demanded of his boots. 'For all 'is great 'oards of
pelf and unearthly pride, 'e showed 'er the path to the grave."
"No.
Oh, don't! How you can!"
"Never
you heed," Trixie said and beckoned Camilla with a jerk of her head to the
far end of the private bar. "He's queer," she said. "Not soft,
mind, but queer. Don't let it upset you."
"I
had a message from Grandfather saying I could come. I thought they wanted to be
friendly."
"And
maybe they do. Ernie's different. What'll you take, maid?"
"Cider,
please. Have one yourself, Trixie."
There
was a slight floundering noise on the stairs
outside
followed by the entrance of Mrs. Bünz. She had removed her cloak and all but
one of her scarves and was cozy in Cotswold wool and wooden beads.
"Good
evening," she said pleasantly. "And what an evening! Snowing,
again!"
"Good
evening, ma-am," Trixie said, and Camilla, brightening up because she
thought Mrs. Bünz such a wonderful "character make-up," said:
"I
know. Isn't it too frightful!"
Mrs.
Bünz had arrived at the bar and Trixie said, "Will you take anything just
now?"
"Thank
you," said Mrs. Bünz. "A noggin will buck me up. Am I right in
thinking that I am in the mead country?"
Trixie
caught Camilla's eye and then, showing all her white teeth in the friendliest
of grins, said, "Us don't serve mead over the bar, ma-am, though it's made
hereabouts by them that fancies it."
Mrs.
Bünz leant her elbow in an easy manner on the counter. "By the Old
Guiser," she suggested, "for example?"
She was
accustomed to the singular little pauses that followed her remarks. As she
looked from one to the other of her hearers she blinked and smiled at them and
her rosy cheeks bunched themselves up into shiny knobs. She was like an
illustration for a tale by the brothers Grimm.
"Would
that be Mr. William Andersen you mean, then?" Trixie asked.
Mrs.
Bünz nodded waggishly.
Camilla
started to say something and changed her mind. In the Public, Ernie cleared his
throat.
"I
can't serve you with anything, then, ma-am?" asked Trixie.
"Indeed
you can. I will take zider," decided Mrs. Bünz, carefully regional.
Camilla made an involuntary snuffling noise and, to cover it up, said,
"William Andersen's my grandfather. Do you know him?"
This
was not comfortable for Mrs. Bünz, but she smiled and smiled and nodded and, as
she did so, she told herself that she would never, never master the
extraordinary vagaries of class in Great Britain.
"I
have had the pleasure to meet him," she said. "This evening. On my
way. A beautiful old gentleman," she added, firmly.
Camilla
looked at her with astonishment.
"Beautiful?"
"Ach,
yes. The spirit," Mrs. Bünz explained, waving her paws, "the
raciness, the elan!"
"Oh,"
said Camilla dubiously, "I see." Mrs. Bünz sipped her cider and
presently took a letter from her bag and laid it on the bar. "I was asked
to deliver this," she said, "to someone staying here. Perhaps you can
help me?"
Trixie
glanced at it. "It's for you, dear," she said to Camilla. Camilla
took it. Her cheeks flamed like poppies and she looked with wonder at Mrs.
Bünz.
"Thank
you," she said, "but I don't quite—I mean—are you—?"
"A
chance encounter," Mrs. Bünz said airily. "I was delighted to
help."
Camilla
murmured a little politeness, excused herself and sat down in the inglenook to
read her letter.
Dear,
enchanting Camilla,
Don't
be angry with me for coming home this week. I know you said I mustn't follow
you because of the Mardian Morris and ChrisI’mas, but truly I had to. I shan't
come near you at the pub and I won't ring you up. But please be in church on
Sunday. When you sing I shall see your breath going up in little clouds and I
shall puff away too like a train so that at least we shall be doing something
together. From this you will perceive that I love you.
Camilla
read this letter about six times in rapid succession and then put it in the
pocket of her trousers. She would have liked to slip it under her thick sweater
but was afraid it might fall out at the other end. Her eyes were like stars.
She told herself she ought to be miserable because after all she had decided it
was no go about Ralph Stayne. But somehow the letter was an antidote to misery,
and there went her heart singing like a lunatic.
Mrs.
Bünz had retired with her cider to the far side of the inglenook, where she sat
gazing—rather wistfully, Camilla thought—into the fire. The door of the Public
opened. There was an abrupt onset of male voices—blurred and leisurely—unforced
country voices. Trixie moved round to serve them and her father, Tom Plowman,
the landlord, came in to help. There was a general bumble of conversation.
"I had forgotten," Camilla thought, "what they sound like. I've
never found out about them. Where do I belong?"
She
heard Trixie say, "So she is, then, and setting in yonder."
A
silence and a clearing of throats. Camilla saw that Mrs. Bünz was looking at
her. She got up and went to the bar. Through in the Public on the far side of
Trixie's plump shoulder she could see her five uncles—Dan, Andy, Nat, Chris and
Ernie—and her grandfather, old William. There was something odd about seeing
them like that, as if they were images in a glass and not real persons at all.
She found this impression disagreeable and to dispel it called out loudly,
"Hullo, there! Hullo, Grandfather!"
Camilla's
mother, whose face was no longer perfectly remembered, advanced out of the past
with the smile Dan offered his niece. She was there when Andy and Nat, the
twins, sniffed at their knuckles as if they liked the smell of them. She was
there in Chris's auburn fringe of hair. Even Ernie, strangely at odds with
reality, had his dead sister's trick of looking up from under his brows.
The
link of resemblance must have come from the grandmother whom Camilla had never
seen. Old William himself had none of these signs about him. Dwarfed by his
sons he was less comely and looked much more aggressive. His face had settled
into a fixed churlishness.
He
pushed his way through the group of his five sons and looked at his
grand-daughter through the frame made by shelves of bottles.
"You've
come, then," he said, glaring at her.
"Of
course. May I go through, Trade?"
Trixie
lifted the counter flap and Camilla went into the Public. Her uncles stood back
a little. She held out her hand to her grandfather.
'Thank
you for the message," she said. 'I've often wanted to come but I didn't
know whether you'd like to see me."
"Us
reckoned you'd be too mighty for your mother's folk."
Camilla
told herself that she would speak very quietly because she didn't want the
invisible Mrs. Bünz to hear. Even so, her little speech sounded a bit like a
diction exercise. But she couldn't help that
"I'm
an Andersen as much as I'm a Campion, Grandfather. Any 'mightiness' has been on
your side, not my father's or mine. We've always wanted to be friends."
"Plain
to see you're as deadly self-willed and upperty as your mother before
you," he said, blinking at her. "I'll say that for you."
"I
am very like her, aren't I? Growing more so, Daddy says." She turned to
her uncles and went on, a little desperately, with her prepared speech. It
sounded, she thought, quite awful. "We've only met once before, haven't
we? At my mother's funeral. I'm not sure if I know which is which, even."
Here, poor Camilla stopped, hoping that they might perhaps tell her. But they
only shuffled their feet and made noises hi their throats. She took a deep
breath and went on. ("Voice pitched too high," she thought.)
"May I try and guess? You're the eldest. You're my Uncle Dan, aren't you,
and you're a widower with a son. And there are Andy and Nat, the twins. You're
both married but I don't know what families you've got. And then came Mummy.
And then you, Uncle Chris, the one she liked so much and I don't know if you're
married."
Chris,
the ruddy one, looked quickly at Trixie, turned the colour of his own hair and
shook his head.
"And
I’ve already met Uncle Ernie," Camilla ended and heard her voice fade
uneasily.
There
seemed little more to say. It had been a struggle to say as much as that. There
they were with their countrymen's clothes and boots, their labourers' bodies
and their apparent unreadiness to ease a situation that they themselves, or the
old man, at least, had brought about.
"Us
didn't reckon you'd carry our names so ready," Dan said and smiled at her
again.
"Oh,"
Camilla cried, seizing at this, "that was easy. Mummy used to tell me I
could always remember your names in order because they spelt DANCE. Dan, Andy,
Nat, Chris, Ernie. She said she thought Grandfather might have named you that
way because of Sword Wednesday and the Dance of the Five Sons. Did you,
Grandfather?"
In the
inglenook of the Private. Mrs. Bünz. her cider half-way to her lips, was held
in ecstatic suspension.
A
slightly less truculent look appeared in old William's face.
"That's
not a maid's business," he said. "It's men's gear, that is."
"I
know. She told me. But we can look on, can't we? Will the swords be out on the
Wednesday after the twenty-first, Grandfather?"
"Certain
sure they'll be out."
"I
be Whiffler," Ernie said very loudly. "Bean't I, chaps?"
"Hold
your noise, then. Us all knows you be Whiffler," said his father
irritably, "and going in mortal dread of our lives on account of it."
"And
the Whig-Commander's 'Crack,'" Ernie said, monotonously pursuing his
theme. "Wing-Commander Begg, that is. Old 'Oss, that is. 'E commanded my
crowd, 'e did. I was 'is servant, I was. Wing-Comander Simon Begg, only we
called 'im Simmy-Dick, we did. 'Ell be Old 'Oss, 'e will."
"Ya-a-as,
ya-a-s," said his four brothers soothingly in unison. Ernie's dog came out
from behind the door and gloomily contemplated its master.
"We
can't have that poor stinking beast in here," Trixie remarked.
"Not
healthy," Tom Plowman said. "Sorry, Ern, but there you are. Not
healthy."
"No
more 'tis," Andy agreed. "Send it back home, Ern."
His
father loudly ordered the dog to be removed, going so far as to say that it
ought to be put out of its misery, in which opinion his sons heartily
concurred. The effect of this pronouncement upon Ernie was disturbing. He
turned sheet-white, snatched up the dog and, looking from one to the other of
his relations, backed towards the door.
"I'll
be the cold death of any one of you that tries," he said violently.
A
stillness fell upon the company. Ernie blundered out into the dark, carrying
his dog.
His
brothers scraped their boots on the floor and cleared their throats. His father
said, "Damned young fool, when all's said." Trixie explained that she
was as fond of animals as anybody, but you had to draw the line.
Presently
Ernie returned, alone, and, after eying his father for some moments, began to
complain like a child.
"A
chap bean't let 'ave nothin' he sets his fancy to," Ernie whined.
"Nor let do nothin' he's a notion to do. Take my case. Can't 'ave me dog.
Can't do Fool's act in the Five Sons. I'm the best lepper and caperer of the
lot of you. I'd be a proper good Fool, I would." He pointed to his father.
"You're altogether beyond it, as the Doctor in 'is wisdom 'as laid it
down. Why can't you heed 'im and let me take over?"
His
father rejoined with some heat, "You're lucky to whiffle. Hold your tongue
and don't meddle in what you don't understand. Which reminds me," he
added, advancing upon Trixie. "There was a foreign wumman up along to
Copse Forge. Proper old nosy besom. If so be—Ar?"
Camilla
had tugged at his coat and was gesturing in the direction of the hidden Mrs.
Bünz. Trixie mouthed distractedly. The four senior brothers made unhappy noises
in their throats.
"In
parlour is she?" William bawled. "Is she biding?"
"A
few days," Trixie murmured. Her father said firmly, "Don't talk so
loud, Guiser."
"I'll
talk as loud as I'm minded. Us doan't want no fureignesses hereabouts—"
"Doan't,
then, Dad," his sons urged him.
But
greatly inflamed the Guiser roared on. Camilla looked through into the Private
and saw Mrs. Bünz wearing an expression of artificial abstraction. She tiptoed
past the gap and disappeared.
"Grandfather!"
Camilla cried out indignantly. "She heard you! How you could! You've hurt
her feelings dreadfully and she's not even English—"
"Hold
your tongue, then."
"I
don't in the least see why I should."
Ernie
astonished them all by bursting into shouts of laughter.
"Like
mother, like maid," he said, jerking his thumb at Camilla. "Hark to
our Bessie's girl."
Old
William glowered at his grand-daughter. "Bad blood," he said darkly.
"Nonsense!
You're behaving," Camilla recklessly continued, "exactly like an
over-played 'heavy.' Absolute ham, if you don't mind my saying so,
Grandfather."
"What
kind of loose talk's that!"
"Theatre
slang, actually."
"Theatre!"
he roared. "Doan't tell me you're shaming your sex by taking up with that
trash. That's the devil's counting-house, that is."
"With
respect, Grandfather, it's nothing of the sort."
"My
grand-daughter!" William said, himself with considerable histrionic
effect, "a play-actress! AT, well! Us might have expected it, seeing she
was nossled at the breast of the Scarlet Woman."
Chris
and Andy with the occasional unanimity of twins groaned, "Ar, dear!"
The
landlord said, "Steady, souls."
"I
really don't know what you mean by that," Camilla said hotly. "If
you're talking about Daddy's church you must know jolly well that it isn't
mine. He and Mummy laid that on before I was born. I wasn't to be a Roman and
if my brother had lived he •would have been one. I'm C. of E."
"That's
next door as bad," William shouted. "Turning your back on Chapel and
canoodling with Popery."
He had
come quite close to her. His face was scored with exasperation. He pouted, too,
pushing out his lips at her and making a piping sound behind them.
To her
own astonishment Camilla said, "No, honestly! You're nothing but an old
baby after all," and suddenly kissed him.
"There
now!" Trixie ejaculated, clapping her hands. Tom Plowman said, "Reckon
that calls for one all round on the house."
The
outside door was pushed open and a tall man in a duffle coat came in.
"Good
evening, Mr. Begg," said Trixie.
"How's
Trix?" asked Wing-Commander Simon Begg.
ii
Later
on, when she had seen more of him, Camilla was to think of the first remark she
heard Simon Begg make as completely typical of him. He was the sort of man who
has a talent for discovering the Christian names of waiters and waitresses and
uses them continually. He was powerfully built and not ill-looking, with large
blue eyes, longish hair and a blond moustache. He wore an R.A.F. tie, and a
vast woolen scarf in the same colours. He had achieved distinction (she was to
discover) as a bomber-pilot during the war.
The
elder Andersens, slow to recover from Camilla's kiss, greeted Begg confusedly,
but Ernie laughed with pleasure and threw him a crashing salute. Begg clapped
him on the shoulder. "How's the corporal?" he said. "Sharpening
up the old whiffler, what?"
"Crikey!"
Camilla thought, "he isn't half a cup-of-tea, is the Wing-Commander."
He gave her a glance for which the word "practiced" seemed to be
appropriate and ordered his drink.
"Quite
a party to-night," he said.
"Celebration,
too," Trixie rejoined. "Here's the Guiser's grand-daughter come to
see us after five years."
"No!"
he exclaimed. "Guiser! Introduce me, please."
After a
fashion old William did so. It was clear that for all his affectation of
astonishment, Begg had heard about Camilla. He began to ask her questions that
contrived to suggest that they belonged to the same world. Did she live in
"town"? Was it the same old show as ever? Did she by any chance know
a little spot called "Phipps" near Shepherd Market—quite a bright
little spot, really. Camilla, to whom he seemed almost elderly, thought that
somehow he was also pathetic. She felt she was a failure with him and decided
that she ought to slip away from the Public, where she now seemed out-of-place.
Before she could do so, however, there was a further arrival: a
pleasant-looking elderly man in an old-fashioned covert-coat with a
professional air about him.
There
was a chorus of " "Evening', Doctor." The newcomer at once
advanced upon Camilla and said, "Why, bless my soul, there's no need to
tell me who this is. I'm Henry Otterly, child. I ushered your mama into the
world. Last time I spoke to her she was about your age and as like as could be.
How very nice to see you."
They
shook hands warmly. Camilla remembered that five years ago when a famous
specialist had taken his tactful leave of her mother, she had whispered,
"All the same, you couldn't beat Dr. Otterly up at Mardian." When she
died, they carried her back to Mardian and Dr. Otterly had spoken gently to
Camilla and her father.
She
smiled gratefully at him now and his hand tightened for a moment round hers.
"What
a lucky chap you are, Guiser," said Dr. Otterly, "with a
grand-daughter to put a bit of warmth into your Decembers. Wish I could say as
much for myself. Are you staying for ChrisI’mas, Miss Camilla?"
"For
the winter solstice, anyway," she said. "I want to see the swords
come out."
"Aha!
So you know all about that."
"Mummy
told me."
"I'll
be bound she did. I didn't imagine you people nowadays had much time for ritual
dancing. Too folksy'—is that the word?—or 'artsy-craftsy' or 'chichi.'
Not?"
"Ah,
no! Not the genuine article like this one," Camilla protested. "And
I'm sort of specially interested because I'm working at a drama school."
"Are
you, now?"
Dr. Otterly
glanced at the Andersens, but they were involved in a close discussion with
Simon Begg. "And what does the Guiser say to that?" he asked and
winked at Camilla.
"He's
livid."
"Ha!
And what do you propose to do about it? Defy him?"
Camilla
said, "Do you know, I honestly didn't think anybody was left who thought
like he does about the theatre. He quite pitched into me. Rather frightening
when you come to think of it."
"Frightening?
Ah!" Dr. Otterly said quickly. "You don't really mean that. That's
contemporary slang, I daresay. What did you say to the Guiser?"
"Well,
I didn't quite like," Camilla confided, "to point out that after all
he played the lead in a pagan ritual that is probably chock full of
improprieties if he only knew it" "No," agreed Dr. Otterly
drily, "I shouldn't tell him that if I were you. As a matter of fact, he's
a silly old fellow to do it at all at his time of life. Working himself into a
fizz and taxing his ticker up to the danger-mark. I've told him so, but I might
as well speak to the cat. Now, what do you hope to do, child? What roles do you
dream of playing? Urn?"
"Oh,
Shakespeare if I could. If only I could."
"I
wonder. In ten years' time? Not the giantesses, I fancy. Not the Lady M. nor
yet the Serpent of Old Nile. But a Viola, now, or—what do you say to a
Cordelia?"
"Cordelia?"
Camilla echoed doubtfully. She didn't think all that much of Cordelia.
Dr.
Otterly contemplated her with evident amusement and adopted an air of cozy
conspiracy.
"Shall
I tell you something? Something that to me at least is immensely exciting? I
believe I have made a really significant discovery—really significant—about—
you'd never guess—about Lear. There now!" cried Dr. Otterly with the
infatuated glee of a White Knight. "What do you say to that?"
"A
discovery?"
"About
King Lear. And I have been led to it, I may tell you, through playing the
fiddle once a year for thirty years at the winter solstice on Sword Wednesday
for our Dance of the Five Sons."
"Honestly?"
"As
honest as the day. And do you want to know what my discovery is?"
"Indeed
I do."
"In
a nutshell, this: here, my girl, in our Five Sons is nothing more nor less than
a variant of the Basic Theme, Frazer's theme—the King of the Wood, the Green
Man, the Fool, the Old Man Persecuted by His Young—the theme, by Guiser, that
reached its full stupendous blossoming in Lear. Do you know the play?" Dr.
Otterly demanded.
"Pretty
well, I think."
"Good.
Turn it over in your mind when you've seen the Five Sons, and if I'm right
you'd better treat that old grandpapa of yours with respect, because on the
twenty-first, child, he'll be playing what I take to be the original version of
King Lear. There now!"
Dr.
Otterly smiled, gave Camilla a little pat and made a general announcement.
"If
you fellows want to practice," he shouted, "you'll have to do it now.
I can't give you more than half an hour. Mary Yeoville's in labour."
"Where's
Mr. Ralph?" Dan asked.
"He
rang up to say he might be late. Doesn't matter, really. The Betty's a free
lance after all. Everyone else is here. My fiddle's in the car."
"Come
on, then, chaps," said old William. "Into the barn." He had
turned away and taken up a sacking bundle when he evidently remembered his
granddaughter.
"If
you bean't too proud," he said, glowering at her, "you can come and
have a tell up to Copse Forge tomorrow."
"I'd
love to. Thank you, Grandfather. Good luck to the rehearsal."
"What
sort of outlandish word's that? We're going to practice."
"Same
thing. May I watch?"
"You
can not. T'is men's work, and no female shall have part nor passel in it."
"Just
too bad," said Begg, "isn't it, Miss Campion? I think we ought to
jolly well make an exception in this case."
"No.
No!" Camilla cried. "I was only being facetious. It's all right,
Grandfather. Sorry. I wouldn't dream of butting in."
"Doan't
go nourishing and 'citing thik old besom, neither."
"No,
no, I promise. Good-night, everybody."
"Good-night,
Cordelia," said Dr. Otterly.
The
door swung to behind the men. Camilla said good-night to the Plowmans and
climbed up to her room. Tom Plowman went out to the kitchen. Trixie, left
alone, moved round into the bar-parlour to tidy it up. She saw the envelope
that Camilla in the excitement of opening her letter had let fall.
Trixie
picked it up and, in doing so, caught sight of the superscription. For a moment
she stood very still, looking at it, the tip of her tongue appearing between
her teeth as if she thought to herself, "This is tricky." Then she
gave a rich chuckle, crumpled the envelope and pitched it into the fire. She
heard the door of the public bar open and returned there to find Ralph Stayne
himself staring unhappily at her.
"Trixie—?"
"I
reckon," Trixie said, "you'm thinking you've got yourself into a
terrible old pickle."
"Look—Trixie—"
"Be
off," she said.
"All
right. I’m sorry."
He
turned away and was arrested by her voice, mocking him.
"I
will say, however, that if she takes you, she'll get a proper man."
In the
disused barn behind the pub, Dr. Otterly's fiddle gave out a tune as old as the
English calendar. Deceptively simply, it bounced and twiddled, insistent in its
reiterated demand that whoever heard it should feel in some measure the impulse
to jump.
Here,
five men jumped—cleverly, with concentration and variety. For one dance they
had bells clamped to their thick legs and, as they capered and tramped, the
bells jerked positively with an overtone of irrelevant tinkling. For another,
they were linked, as befitted the sons of a blacksmith, by steel: by a ring
made of five swords. They pranced and leapt over their swords. They wove and
unwove a concentric pattern. Their boots banged down the fiddle's rhythm and
with each down-clamp a cloud of dust was bumped up from the floor. The men's
faces were blank with concentration: Dan's, Andy's, Nat's, Chris's and Ernie's.
On the perimeter of the figure and moving round it, danced the Old Guiser,
William Andersen. On his head was a rabbit-skin cap. He carried the classic
stick-and-bladder. He didn't dance with the vigour of his sons but with
dedication. He made curious, untheatrical gestures that seemed to have some
kind of significance. He also chided his sons and sometimes called them to a halt
in order to do so.
Independent
of the Guiser but also moving as an eccentric satellite to the dance was
"Crack," the Hobby-Horse, with Wing-Commander Begg inside him.
"Crack" had been hammered out at Copse Forge, how many centuries ago
none of the dancers could tell. His iron head, more bird-like than equine, was
daubed with paint after the fashion of a witch-doctor's mask. It appeared
through a great, flat, drum-like body: a circular frame that was covered to the
ground with canvas and had a tiny horsehair tail stuck through it.
"Crack" snapped his iron jaws and executed a solo dance of some
intricacy.
Presently
Ralph Stayne came in, shaking the snow off his hat and coat. He stood watching
for a minute or two and then went to a corner of the barn where he found, and
put on, a battered crinoline-like skirt. It was enormously wide and reached to
the floor.
Now, in
the character of man-woman, and wearing a face of thunder, Ralph, too, began to
skip and march about in the Dance of the Five Sons. They had formed the Knot,
or Glass—an emblem made by the interlacing of their swords. Dan and Andy
displayed it, the Guiser approached, seemed to look in it at his reflection and
then dashed it to the ground. The dance was repeated and the knot reformed. The
Guiser mimed, with clumsy and rudimentary gestures, an appeal to the clemency
of the Sons. He appeared to write and show his Will, promising this to one and
that to another. They seemed to be mollified. A third time they danced and
formed their knot. Now, mimed old William, there is no escape. He put his head
in the knot. The swords were disengaged with a clash. He dropped his rabbit cap
and fell to the ground. Dr. Otterly lowered his fiddle.
"Sorry,"
he said. "I must be off. Quite enough anyway for you, Guiser. If I knew my
duty I wouldn't let you do it at all. Look at you, you old fool, puffing like
your own bellows. There's no need, what's more, for you to extend yourself like
that. Yours is not strictly a dancing role. Now, don't go on after I've left Sit
down and play for the others if you like. Here's the fiddle. But no more
dancing. Understand? "Night, boys."
He
shrugged himself into his coat and went out. They heard him drive away.
Ernie
practiced "whiffling." He executed great leaps, slashing with his
sword at imaginary enemies and making a little boy's spaceman noise between his
teeth. The Hobby-Horse performed an extraordinary and rather alarming antic
which turned out merely to be the preparatory maneuver of Simon Begg divesting
himself of his trappings.
"Damned
if I put this bloody harness on again tonight," he said. "It cuts my
shoulders and it stinks."
"So
does the Betty," said Ralph. "They must have been great sweaters, our
predecessors. However, toujours l'art, I suppose."
"Anything
against having them washed, Guiser?" asked Begg.
"You
can't wash Old 'Oss," the Guiser pointed out "Polish iron and leather
and hop up your pail of pitch. Dip 'Crack's' skirt into it last thing as is
what is proper and right. Nothin' like hot pitch to smell."
"True,"
Ralph said, "you have the advantage of me, Begg. I can't turn the Betty
into a tar-baby, worse luck."
Begg
said, "I'd almost forgotten the hot pitch. Queer
sort of
caper when you come to think of it. Chasing
the
lovely ladies and dabbing hot tar on 'em. Funny
thing
is, they don't run away as fast as all that, either."
"Padstow
'Oss," observed Chris, "or so I've 'card tell, catches 'em up and
overlays 'em like a candle-snuff."
"'Eathen
licentiousness," rejoined his father, "and no gear for us chaps, so
doan't you think of trying it on, Simmy-Dick."
"Guiser,"
Ralph said, "you're superb. Isn't the whole thing heathen?"
"No,
it bean't, then. It's right and proper when it's done proper and proper-done by
us it's going to be."
"All
the same," Simon Begg said, "I wouldn't mind twenty seconds under the
old tar barrel with that very snappy little job you introduced to us to-night,
Guiser."
Ernie
guffawed and was instantly slapped down by his father. "You hold your noise.
No way to conduct yourself when the maid's your niece. You should be all fiery
hot in 'er defence."
"Yes,
indeed," Ralph said quietly. Begg looked curiously at him. "Sorry,
old man," he said. "No offence. Only a passing thought and all that
Let's change the subject: when are you going to let us have that smithy,
Guiser?"
"Never.
And you might as well make up your mind to it; Never."
"Obstinate
old dog, isn't he?" Begg said at large. Dan, Chris and the twins glanced
uncomfortably at their father.
Dan
said, "Us chaps are favourable disposed as we're mentioned, Simmy-Dick,
but the Dad won't listen to us, no more than to you."
"Look,
Dad," Chris said earnestly, "it'd be in the family still. We know
there's a main road going through in the near future. We know a service
station'd be a little gold mine yur on the crossroads. We know the company'd be
behind us. I've seen the letters that's been wrote. We can still have the
smithy. Simmy-Dick can run the servicing side on his own to begin with. Ernie
can help. Look, it's cast-iron—certain-sure." He turned to Ralph.
"Isn't it? Isn't if?"
Before
Ralph could answer, Ernie paused in his whiffling and suddenly roared out,
"I'd let you 'ave it, Wing-Commander, sir. So I would, too."
The
Guiser opened his mouth in anger, but, before he could speak, Dan said,
"We here to practice or not? Come on, chaps. One more dash at the last
figure. Strike up for us, Dad."
The
five brothers moved out into the middle of the floor. The Guiser, muttering to
himself, laid the fiddle across his knees and scraped a preliminary call-in.
In a
moment they were at it again. Down thumped their boots striking at the floor
and up bounced the clouds of dust.
And
outside in the snow, tied up with scarves, her hand-woven cloak enveloping her,
head and all, Mrs. Bünz peered through a little cobwebby window, ecstatically
noting the steps and taking down the tunes.
CHAPTER
Three: Preparation
Aix
THROUGH the following week snow and frost kept up their antiphonal ceremony.
The two Mardians were mentioned in the press and on the air as being the
coldest spots in England.
Up at
the castle, Dame Alice gave some hot-tempered orders to what remained nowadays
of Tier staff: a cook, a house parlour-maid, a cleaning woman, a truculent
gardener and his boy. All of them except the boy were extremely old.
Preparations were to be put in hand for the first Wednesday evening following
the twenty-first of December. A sort of hot-cider punch must be brewed in the
boiler house. Cakes of a traditional kind must be baked. The snow must be
cleared away in the courtyard and stakes planted to which torches would
subsequently be tied. A bonfire must be built. Her servants made a show of
listening to Dame Alice and then set about these preparations in their own
fashion. Miss Mardian sighed and may have thought all the disturbance a bit of
a bore but took it, as did everybody else in the village, as a complete matter
of course. "Sword Wednesday," as the date of the Dance of the Five
Sons was sometimes called, made very little more stir than Harvest Festival in
the two Mardians.
Mrs.
Bünz and Camilla Campion stayed on at the Green Man. Camilla was seen to speak
hi a friendly fashion to Mrs. Bünz, towards whom Trixie also maintained an
agreeable manner. The landlord, an easy man, was understood to be glad enough
of her custom, and to be charging her a pretty tidy sum for it. It was learned
that her car had broken down and the roads were too bad for it to be towed to
Simon Begg's garage, an establishment that advertised itself as
"Simmy-Dick's Service Station." It was situated at Yowford, a
mile beyond East Mardian, and was believed to
be doing not too well. It was common knowledge that Simon Begg wanted to
convert Copse Forge into a garage and that the Guiser wouldn't hear of it.
Evening
practices continued in the barn. In the bedrooms of the pub the thumping boots,
jingling bells and tripping insistences of the fiddle could be clearly heard.
Mrs. Bünz had developed a strong vein of cunning. She would linger in the
bar-parlour, sip her cider and write her voluminous diary. The thumps and the
scraps of fiddling would tantalize her almost beyond endurance. She would wait
for at least ten minutes and then stifle a yawn, excuse herself and ostensibly
go upstairs to bed. She had, however, discovered a backstairs by which, a few
minutes later, she would secretly descend, a perfect mountain of hand-weaving,
and let herself out by a side door into a yard. From here a terribly slippery
brick path led directly to the near end of the barn which the landlord used as
a storeroom.
Mrs.
Bünz’s spying window was partly sheltered by overhanging thatch. She had
managed to clean it a little. Here, shuddering with cold and excitement, she
stood, night after night, making voluminous notes with frozen fingers.
From
this exercise she derived only modified rapture. Peering through the glass
which was continually misted over by her breath, she looked through the
storeroom and its inner doorway into the barn proper. Her view of the dancing
was thus maddeningly limited. The Andersen brothers would appear in flashes.
Now they would be out of her range, now momentarily within it. Sometimes the
Guiser, or Dr. Otterly or the Hobby-Horse would stand in the doorway and obstruct
her view. It was extremely frustrating.
She
gradually discovered that there was more than one dance. There was a Morris,
for which the men wore bells that jangled most provocatively, and there was
also sword-dancing, which was part of a mime or play. And there was one passage
of this dance-play which was always to be seen. This was when the Guiser, in
his role of Fool, or Old Man, put his head in the knot of swords. The Five Sons
were grouped about him, the Betty and the Hobby-Horse were close behind. At
this juncture, it was clear that the Old Man spoke. There was some fragment of
dialogue, miraculously preserved, perhaps, from Heaven knew what ancient
source. Mrs. Bünz saw his lips move, always at the same point and always, she
was certain, to the same effect. Really, she would have given anything in her
power to hear what he said.
She
learnt quite a lot about the dance-play. She found that, after the Guiser had
acted out his mock decapitation, the Sons danced again and the Betty and
Hobby-Horse improvised. Sometimes the Hobby-Horse would come prancing and
shuffling into the storeroom quite close to her. It was strange to see the iron
beak-like mouth snap and bite the air on the other side of the window.
Sometimes the Betty would come in, and the great barrel-like dress would brush
up clouds of dust from the storeroom floor. But always the Sons danced again
and, at a fixed point, the Guiser rose up as if resurrected. It was on this
"act," evidently, that the whole thing ended.
After
the practice they would all return to the pub. Once, Mrs. Bünz denied herself
the pleasures of her peep show in order to linger as unobtrusively as possible
in the bar-parlour. She hoped that, pleasantly flushed with exercise, the
dancers would talk of their craft. But this ruse was a dead failure. The men at
first did indeed talk, loudly and freely at the far end of the Public, but they
all spoke together and Mrs. Bünz found the Andersens' dialect exceedingly
difficult. She thought that Trixie must have indicated her presence because
they were all suddenly quiet. Then Trixie, always pleasant, came through and
asked her if she wanted anything further that evening hi such a definite sort
of way that somehow even Mrs. Bünz felt impelled to get up and go.
Then
Mrs. Bünz had what she hoped at the time might be a stroke of luck. One evening
at half past five, she came into the bar-parlour in order to complete a little
piece she was writing for an American publication on "The Hermaphrodite in
European Folklore." She found Simon Begg already there, lost in gloomy
contemplation of a small notebook and the racing page of an evening paper.
She had
entered into negotiations with Begg about repairing her car. She had also, of
course, had her secret glimpses of him in the character of "Crack."
She greeted him with her particularly Teutonic air of camaraderie.
"So!" she said, "you are early this evening,
Wing-Commander."
He made
a sort of token movement, shifting a little in his chair and eying Trixie. Mrs.
Bünz ordered cider. "The snow," she said cozily, "continues,
does it not?"
"That's
right," he said, and then seemed to pull himself together. "Too bad
we still can't get round to fixing that little bus of yours, Mrs.—er—er—BUDS,
but there you are! Unless we get a tow—"
"There
is no hurry. I shall not attempt the return journey before the weather
improves. My baby does not enjoy the snow."
"You'd
be better off, if you don't mind my saying so, with something that packs a bit
more punch."
"I
beg your pardon?"
He repeated
his remark in less idiomatic English. The merits of a more powerful car were
discussed: it seemed that Begg had a car of the very sort he had indicated
which he was to sell for an old lady who scarcely used it. Mrs. Bünz was by no
means poor. Perhaps she weighed up the cost of changing cars with the potential
result in terms of inside information on ritual dancing. In any case, she
encouraged Begg, who became nimble in sales talk.
"It
is true," Mrs. Bünz meditated presently, "that if I had a more robust
motor-car I could travel with greater security. Perhaps, for example, I should
be able to ascend in frost with ease to Mardian Castle—"
"Piece-of-cake,"
Simon Begg interjected.
"I
beg your pardon?" "This job I was telling you about laughs at a little
stretch like that. Laughs at it."
"I
was going to say, to Mardian Castle on Wednesday evening. That is, if onlookers
are permitted."
"It's
open to the whole village," Begg said uncomfortably. "Open
house."
"Unhappily—most
unhappily—I have antagonized your Guiser. Also, alas, Dame Alice."
"Not
to worry," he muttered and added hurriedly, "It's only a bit of fun,
anyway."
"Fun?
Yes. It is also," Mrs. Bünz added, "an antiquarian jewel, a precious
survival. For example, five swords instead of six have I never before seen.
Unique! I am persuaded of this."
"Really?"
he said politely. "Now, Mrs. Bünz, about this car—"
Each of
them hoped to placate the other. Mrs. Bünz did not, therefore, correct his
pronunciation.
"I
am interested," she said genially, "in your description of this
auto."
"I'll
run it up here to-morrow and you can look it over."
They
eyed each other speculatively.
"Tell
me," Mrs. Bünz pursued, "in this dance you are, I believe, the
Hobby-Horse?"
"That's
right. It's a wizard little number, you know, this job—"
"You
are a scholar of folklore, perhaps?"
"Me?
Not likely."
"But
you perform?" she wailed.
"Just
one of those things. The Guiser's as keen as mustard and so's Dame Alice. Pity,
in a way, I suppose, to let it fold up."
"Indeed,
indeed. It would be a tragedy. Ach! A sin! I am, I must tell you, Mr. Begg, an
expert. I wish so much to ask you—" Here, in spite of an obvious effort at
self-control, Mrs. Bünz became slightly tremulous. She leant forward, her
rather prominent blue eyes misted with anxiety, her voice unconvincingly
casual. "Tell me," she quavered, "at the moment of sacrifice,
the moment when the Fool beseeches the Sons to spare him, something is spoken,
is it not?"
"I
say!" he ejaculated, staring at her, "you do know a lot about it,
don't you?"
She
began in a terrific hurry to explain that all European mumming had a common
origin: that it was only reasonable to expect a little dialogue.
"We're
not meant to talk out of school," Simon muttered. "I think it's all
pretty corny, mind. Well, childish, really. After all, what the heck's it
matter?"
"I
assure you, I beg you to rest assured of my discretion. There is dialogue,
no?"
"The
Guiser sort of natters at the others."
Mrs. Bünz,
clutching frantically at straws of intelligence on a high wind of slang, flung
out her fat little hands at him.
"Ach,
my good, kind young motor-salesman," she pleaded, reminding him of her
potential as a customer, "of your great generosity, tell me what are the
words he natters to the ozzers?"
"Honest,
Mrs. Bünz," he said with evident re<ret, "I don't know. Honest!
It's what he's always said. Seems all round the bend to me. I doubt if the boys
themselves know. P'raps it's foreign or something."
Mrs.
Bünz looked like a cover-picture for a magazine called Frustration. "If it
is foreign I would understand. I speak six European languages. Gott in Himmel,
Mr. Begg—What is it?"
His
attention had wandered to the racing edition on the table before him. His face
lit up and he jabbed at the paper with his finger.
"Look
at this!" he said. "Here's a turn-up! Could you beat it?"
"I
have not on my glasses."
"Running
next Thursday," he read aloud, "in the one-thirty. 'Teutonic Dancer
by Subsidize out of Substitution'! Laugh that off."
"I
do not understand you."
"It's
a horse," he explained. "A race horse. Talk about coincidence! Talk
about omens!"
"An
omen?" she asked, catching at a familiar word.
"Good
enough for me anyway. You're Teutonic, aren't you, Mrs. Bünz?"
"Yes,"
she said patiently. "I am Teuton, yes."
"And
we've been talking about dancers, haven't we? And I've suggested you substitute
another car for the one you've got? And if you have the little job I've been
telling you about, I’ll be sort of subsidized, won't I? Look, it's
uncanny."
Mrs.
Bünz rummaged in her pockets and produced her spectacles.
"Ach,
I understand. You will bet upon this horse?"
"You
can say that again."
"
Teutonic Dancer by Subsidize out of Substitution,'" she read slowly and an
odd look came over her face. "You are right, Mr. Begg, it is strange. It
may, as you say, be an omen."
On the
Sunday before Sword Wednesday, Camilla went after church to call upon her
grandfather at Copse Forge. As she trudged through the snow she sang until the
cold in her throat made her cough and then whistled until the frost on her lips
made them too stiff. All through the week she had worked steadily at a part she
was to play in next term's showing and had done all her exercises every day.
She had seen Ralph in church. They had smiled at each other, after which the
organist, who was also the village posI’man, might have been the progeny of
Orpheus and Saint Cecilia, so heavenly sweet did his piping sound to Camilla.
Ralph had kept his promise not to come near her, but she hurried away from
church because she had the feeling that he might wait for her if he left before
she did. And until she got her emotions properly sorted out, thought Camilla,
that would never do.
The sun
came out. She met a robin redbreast, two sparrows and a magpie. From somewhere
beyond the woods came the distant unalarming plop of a shot-gun. As she plodded
down the lane she saw the spiral of smoke that even on Sundays wavered up over
the copse from the hidden forge.
Her
grandfather and his two unmarried sons would be home from chapel-going hi the
nearby village of Yowford.
There
was a footpath through the copse making a short cut from the road to the
smithy. Camilla decided to take it, and had gone only a little way into the
trees when she heard a sound that is always most deeply disturbing. Somewhere,
hidden hi the wood, a grown man was crying.
He
cried boisterously without making any attempt to restrain his distress and Camilla
guessed at once who he must be. She hesitated for a moment and then went
forward. The path turned a corner by a thicket of evergreens and, on the other
side, Camilla found her uncle, Ernie Andersen, lamenting over the body of his
mongrel dog.
The dog
was covered with sacking, but its tail, horridly dead, stuck out at one end.
Ernie crouched beside it, squatting on his heels with his great hands dangling,
splay-fingered, between his knees. His face was beslobbered and blotched with
tears. When he saw Camilla he cried, like a small boy, all the louder.
"Why,
Ernie!" Camilla said, "you poor old thing."
He
broke into an angry torrent of speech, but so confusedly and hi such a
thickened dialect that she had much ado to understand him. He was raging against
his father. His father, it seemed, had been saying all the week that the dog
was unhealthy and ought to be put down. Ernie had savagely defied him and had
kept clear of the forge, taking the dog with him up and down the frozen lanes.
This morning, however, the dog had slipped away and gone back to the forge. The
Guiser, finding it lying behind the smithy, had shot it there and then. Ernie
had heard the shot. Camilla pictured him, blundering through the trees,
whimpering with anxiety. His father met him with his gun in his hand and told
him to take the carcass away and bury it. At this point, Ernie's narrative
became unintelligible. Camilla could only guess at the scene that followed.
Evidently, Chris had supported his father, pointing out that the dog was indeed
in a wretched condition and that it had been from motives of kindness that the
Guiser had put it out of its misery. She supposed that Ernie, beside himself
with rage and grief, had thereupon carried the body to the wood.
"It's
God's truth," Ernie was saying, as he rubbed his eyes with the heels of
his hands and became more coherent, "I tell 'e, it's God's truth I'll be
quits with 'im for this job. Bad 'e is: rotten bad and so grasping and cruel's
a blasted old snake. Done me down at every turn: a murdering thief if ever I
see one. Cut down in all the deathly pride of his sins, 'e'll be, if Doctor
knows what he'm talking about."
"What
on earth do you mean?" cried Camilla.
"I
be a betterer guiser nor him. I do it betterer nor him: neat as pin on my feet
and every step a masterpiece. Doctor reckons he'll kill hisself. By God, I hope
'e does."
"Ernie!
Be quiet You don't know what you're saying. Why do you want to do the Fool's
act? It's an Old Man's act. You're a Son."
Ernie
reached out his hand. With a finicky gesture of his flat red thumb and
forefinger, he lifted the tip of his dead dog's tail. "I got the
fancy," he said, looking at Camilla out of the corners of his eyes,
"to die and be rose up again. That's why."
Camilla
thought, "No, honestly, this is too mummer-set." She said, "But
that's just an act. It's just an old dance-play. It's like having mistletoe and
plum-pudding. Nothing else happens, Ernie. Nobody dies."
Ernie
twitched the sacking off the body of his dog. Camilla gave a protesting cry and
shrank away.
"What's
thik, then?" Ernie demanded. "Be thik a real dead corpse or bean't
it?" "Bury it!" Camilla cried out. "Cover it up, Ernie, and
forget it. It's horrible."
She
felt she could stand no more of Ernie and his dog. She said, "I'm sorry. I
can't help you," and walked on past him and along the path to the smithy.
With great difficulty she restrained herself from breaking into a run. She felt
sick.
The
path came out at a clearing near the lane and a little above the smithy.
A man
was waiting there. She saw him at first through the trees and then, as she drew
nearer, more clearly.
He came
to meet her. His face was white and he looked, she couldn't help feeling,
wonderfully determined and romantic.
"Ralph!"
she said, "you mustn't! You promised. Go away, quickly."
"I
won't. I can't, Camilla. I saw you go into the copse, so I hurried up and came
round the other way to meet you. I'm sorry, Camilla. I just couldn't help
myself, and, anyway, I've decided it's too damn silly not to. What's more,
there's something I've got to say."
His
expression changed. "Hi!" he said. "Darling, what's up? I
haven't frightened you, have I? You look frightened."
Camilla
said with a little wavering laugh, "I know it sounds the purest corn, but
I've just seen something beastly in the copse and it's made me feel sick."
He took
her hands in his. She would have dearly liked to put her head on his chest.
"What did you see, poorest?" asked Ralph.
"Ernie,"
she said, "with a dead dog and talking about death."
She
looked up at him and helplessly began to cry. He gave an inarticulate cry and
gathered her into his arms.
A
figure clad in decent blacks came out of the smithy and stood transfixed with
astonishment and rage. It was the Guiser.
On the
day before Sword Wednesday, Dame Alice ordered her septuagenarian gardener to
take his slasher and cut down a forest of dead thistles and briar that poked up
through the snow where the Dance of the Five Sons was to be performed. The
gardener, a fearless Scot with a will of iron and a sour disposition, at once
informed her that the slasher had been ruined by unorthodox usage.
"Dame," he said, for this was the way he chose to address his
mistress, "it canna' be. I'D no soil ma hands nor scald ma temper nor lay
waste ma bodily health wi' any such matter." "You can sharpen your
slasher, man." "It should fetch the blush of shame to your
countenance to ask it."
"Send
it down to William Andersen." "And get insultit for ma pains? Yon
godless old devil's altogether sunkit in heathen clamjamferies."
"If
you're talkin' about Sword Wednesday, MacGlashan, you're talkin' bosh. Send
down your slasher to the forge. If William's too busy one of the sons will do
it."
"I'll
hae nane but the smith lay hands on ma slasher. They'd ruin it. Moreover, they
are as deep sunk in depravity as their auld mon."
"Don't
you have sword dances in North Britain?" "I didna' come oot here in
the cauld at the risk o' ma ane demise to be insultit."
"Send
the slasher to the forge and get the courtyard cleared. That will do,
MacGlashan."
In the
end, the slasher was taken down by Dulcie Mardian, who came back with the news
that the Guiser was away for the day. She had given the slasher to Ernie with
strict instructions that his father, and nobody else, was to sharpen it.
"Fancy,
Aunt Akky, it's the first time for twenty years that William has been to
Biddlefast. He got Dan Andersen to drive him to the bus. Everyone in the vil-
lage is talking about it and wondering if he's gone to see Stayne and Stayne
about his Will. I suppose Ralph would know."
"He's
lucky to have somethin' to leave. I haven't and you might as well know it,
Dulcie."
"Of
course, Aunt Akky. But everybody says old William is really rich as possible.
He hides it away, they say, like a miser. Fancy!"
"I
call it shockin' low form, Dulcie, listenin' to village gossip."
"And,
Aunt Akky, that German woman is still at the Green Man. She tries to pump
everybody about the Five Sons."
"She'll
be nosin' up here to see it. Next thing she'll be startin' some beastly guild.
She's one of those stoopid women who turn odd and all that in their fifties.
She'll make a noosance of herself."
"That's
what the Old Guiser says, according to Chris."
"He's
perfectly right. William Andersen is a sensible fellow."
"Could
you turn her away, Aunt Akky, if she comes?"
Dame
Alice merely gave an angry snap of her false teeth. "Is that young woman
still at the Green Man?" she demanded.
"Do
you mean William Andersen's grand-daughter?"
"Who
the deuce else should I mean?"
"Yes,
she is. Everyone says she's awfully nice and—well—you know—"
"If
you mean she's a ladylike kind of creeter, why not say so?"
"One
doesn't say that, somehow, nowadays, Aunt Akky."
"More
fool you."
"One
says she's a 'lidy.'"
"Nimby-pimby
shilly-shallyin' and beastly vulgar into the bargain. Is the gel more of a
Campion than an Andersen?"
"She's
got quite a look of her mother, but, of course, Ned Campion brought her up as a
Campion. Good schools and all that. She went to that awfully smart finishing
school hi Paris."
"And
learnt a lot more than they bargained for, I daresay. Is she keepin' up with
the smithy?"
"She's
quite cultivating them, it seems, and everybody says old William, although he
pretends to disapprove, has really taken a great fancy to her. They say that
she seems to like being with them. I suppose it's the common side coming
out."
"Lor',
what a howlin' snob you are, Dulcie. All the more credit to the gel. But I
won't have Ralph gettin' entangled."
"What
makes you think—"
Dame
Alice looked at her niece with contempt. "His father told me. Sam."
"The
rector?" Dulcie said automatically.
"Yes,
he's the rector, Dulcie. He's also your brother-in-law. Are you goin' potty? It
seems Ralph was noticed with the gel at Sandown and all that. He's been payin'
her great 'tention. I won't have it."
"Have
you spoken to Ralph, Aunt Akky?"
"'Course
I have. 'Bout that and 'bout somethin' else," said Dame Alice with
satisfaction, "that he didn't know I'd heard about. He's a Mardian, is
Master Ralph, if his mother did marry a parson. Young rake."
Dulcie
looked at her aunt with a kind of dim, watery relish. "Goodness!" she
said, "is Ralph a rake, Aunt Akky?"
"Oh,
go and do yer tattin'," said Dame Alice contemptuously, "you old
maiden."
But
Dulcie paid little attention to this insult. Her gaze had wandered to one of
the many clocks in her aunt's drawing-room.
"Sword
Wednesday to-morrow," she said romantically, "and in twenty-four
hours they'll be doing the Dance of the Five Sons. Fancy!"
IV
Their
final practice over, the eight dancers contemplated each other with the steady
complacency of men who have worked together in a strenuous job. Dr. Otterly sat
on an upturned box, laid his fiddle down and began to fill his pipe.
"Fair
enough," said old William. "Might be better, mind." He turned on
his youngest son. "You, Ernie," he said, "you'm Whiffler, as us
all knows to our cost. But that don't say you'm toppermost item. Altogether too
much boistrosity in your whiffling. No need to lay about like a madman. Show me
your sword."
"No,
I won't, then," Ernie said. "Thik's mine."
"Have
you been sharpening up again? Come on. Have you?"
"Thik's
a sword, bean't 'er?"
Ernie's
four brothers began to expostulate with him. They pointed out, angrily, that
the function of the whiffler was merely to go through a pantomime of making a
clear space for the dance that was to follow. His activities were purest
make-believe. Ralph and Dr. Otterly joined hi to point out that in other
countries the whiffling was often done with a broom, and that Ernie, laying
excitedly about him with a sword which, however innocuous at its point, had
been made razor-sharp further down, was a menace at once to his fellow mummers
and to his audience. All of them began shouting. Mrs. Bünz, at her lonely vigil
outside the window, hugged herself in ecstasy. It was the ritual of
purification that they shouted about. Immensely and thrillingly, their
conversation was partly audible and entirely up her street. She died to
proclaim her presence, to walk in, to join, blissfully, hi the argument.
Ernie
made no answer to any of them. He stared loweringly at his father and devotedly
at Simon Begg, who merely looked bored and slightly worried. At last, Ernie,
under pressure, submitted his sword for examination and there were further
ejaculations. Mrs. Bünz could see it, a steel blade, pierced at the tip. A
scarlet ribbon was knotted through the hole.
"If
one of us 'uns misses the strings and catches hold be the blade," old
Andersen shouted, "as a chap well might in the heat of his exertions, he'd
be cut to the bloody bone. Wouldn't he, Doctor?"
"And
I'm the chap to do it," Chris roared out. "I come next, Ern. I might
get me fingers sliced off."
"Not
to mention my yed," his father added.
"Here,"
Dr. Otterly said quietly, "let's have a squint at it."
He
examined the sword and looked thoughtfully at its owner. "Why," he
asked, "did you make it so sharp, boy?"
Ernie
wouldn't answer. He held out his hand for the sword. Dr. Otterly hesitated and
then gave it to him. Ernie folded his arms over it and backed away cuddling it.
He glowered at his father and muttered and shuffled.
"You
damned dunderhead," old William burst out, "hand over thik rapper.
Come on. Us'll take the edge off of it afore you gets loose on it again. Hand
it over."
"I
won't, then."
"You
will!"
"Keep
off of me."
Simon
Begg said, "Steady, Ern. Easy does it."
"Tell
him not to touch me, then."
"Naow,
naow, naow!" chanted his brothers.
"I
think I'd leave it for the moment, Guiser," Dr. Otterly said.
"Leave
it! Who's boss hereabouts! I'll not leave it, neither."
He
advanced upon his son. Mrs. Bünz, peering and wiping away her breath, wondered,
momentarily, if what followed could be yet another piece of histrionic
folklore. The Guiser and his son were in the middle of her peep show, the other
Andersens out of sight. In the background, only partially visible, their faces
alternately hidden and revealed by the leading players, were Dr. Otterly, Ralph
and Simon Begg. She heard Simon shout, "Don't be a fool!" and saw
rather than heard Ralph admonishing the Guiser.
Then,
with a kind of darting movement, the old man launched himself at his son. The
picture was masked out for some seconds by the great bulk of Dan Andersen. Then
arms and hands appeared, inexplicably busy. For a moment or two, all was
confusion. She heard a voice and recognized it, high-pitched though it was, for
Ernie Andersen's.
"Never
blame me if you're bloody-handed. Bloody-handed by nature you are. What shows,
same as what's hid. Bloody murderer, both ways, heart and hand."
Then
Mrs. Bünz’s peep show re-opened to reveal the Guiser, alone.
His
head was sunk between his shoulders, his chest heaved as if it had a tormented
life of its own. His right arm was extended in exposition. Across the upturned
palm there was a dark gash. Blood slid round the edge of the hand and, as she
stared at it, began to drip.
Mrs.
Bünz left her peep show and returned faster than usual to her backstairs in the
pub.
That
night, Camilla slept uneasily. Her shallow dreams were beset with dead dogs
that stood watchfully between herself and Ralph or horridly danced with bells
strapped to their rigid legs. The Five Sons of the photograph behind the
bar-parlour door also appeared to her, with Mrs. Bünz mysteriously nodding, and
the hermaphrodite, who slyly offered to pop his great skirt over Camilla and
carry her off. Then "Crack," the Hobby-Horse, came hugely to the
fore. His bird-like head enlarged itself and snapped at Camilla. He charged out
of her dream, straight at her. She woke with a thumping heart.
The
Mardian church clock was striking twelve. A blob of light danced on the window
curtain. Down in the yard somebody must be walking about with a lanthorn. She
heard the squeak of trampled snow accompanied by a drag and a shuffle. Camilla,
now wide awake, listened uneasily. They kept early hours at the Green Man.
Squeak, squelch, drag, shuffle and still the light dodged on the curtain. Cold
as it was, she sat up in bed, pulled aside the curtain and looked down.
The
sound she made resembled the parched and noiseless scream of a sleeper. As well
it might: for there below by the light of a hurricane lanthorn her dream
repeated itself. "Crack," the Hobby-Horse, was abroad in the night
CHAPTER
FOUR: The Swords Are Out
ON
Sword Wednesday, early in the morning, there was another heavy fall of snow.
But it stopped before noon and the sun appeared, thickly observable, like a
live coal in the western sky.
There
had been a row about the slasher. Nobody seemed to know quite what had
happened. The gardener, MacGlashan, had sent his boy down to the forge to
demand it. The boy had returned with a message from Ernie Andersen to say the
Guiser wasn't working but the slasher would be ready in time and that, in any
case, he and his brothers would come up and clear a place in the courtyard. The
gardener, although he had objected bitterly and loudly to doing the job
himself, instantly took offence at this announcement and retired to his
noisomely stuffy cottage down in the village, where he began a long fetid sulk.
In the
morning Nat and Chris arrived at Mardian Castle to clear the snow. MacGlashan
had locked his tool shed, but, encouraged by Dame Alice, who had come down
heavily on their side, they very quickly picked the lock and helped themselves
to whatever they needed. Simon Begg arrived in his breakdown van with the other
three Andersen brothers and a load of brushwood which they built up into a
bonfire outside the old battlemented wall. Here it would be partially seen
through a broken-down archway and would provide an extra attraction for the
village when the Dance of the Sons was over.
Torches,
made at the forge from some ancient receipt involving pitch, resin and tow,
were set up round the actual dancing area. Later in the morning the Andersens
and Simon Begg were entertained in the servants' hall with a generous foretaste
of the celebrated Sword Wednesday Punch, served out by Dame Alice herself,
assisted by Dulcie and the elderly maids.
In that
company there was nobody of pronounced sensibility. Such an observer might have
found something disturbing in Simon Begg's attempts to detach himself from his
companions, to show an ease of manner that would compel an answering signal
from their hostesses. It was such a hopeless business. To Dame Alice (who if
she could be assigned to any genre derived from that of Surtees) class was
unremarkable and existed hi the way that continents and races exist. Its
distinctions were not a matter of preference but of fact To play at being of
one class when you were actually of another was as pointless as it would be for
a Chinese to try to pass himself off as a Zulu. Dame Alice possessed a certain
animal shrewdness but she was fantastically insensitive and not given to
thinking of abstract matters. She was ninety-four and thought as little as
possible. She remembered that Simon Begg's grandfather and father had supplied
her with groceries for some fifty years and that he therefore was a local boy
who went away to serve in the war and had, presumably, returned to do so in his
father's shop. So she said something vaguely seigniorial and unconsciously
cruel to him and paid no attention to his answer except to notice that he
called her Dame Alice instead of Madam.
To
Dulcie, who was aware that he kept a garage and had held a commission in the
Air Force, he spoke a language that was incomprehensible. She supposed vaguely
that he preferred petrol to dry goods and knew she ought to feel grateful to
him because of the Battle of Britain. She tried to think of remarks to make to
him but was embarrassed by Ernie, who stood at his elbow and laughed very
loudly at everything he said.
Simon
gave Dulcie a meaning smile and patted Ernie's arm. "We're a bit above
ourselves, Miss Mardian," he said. "We take ourselves very seriously
over this little show tonight."
Ernie
laughed and Dulcie said, "Do you?" not understanding Simon's playful
use of the first person plural. He lowered his voice and said, "Poor old
Ernie! Ernie was my baI’man hi the old days, Miss Mardian. Weren't you, Corp?
How about seeing if you can help those girls, Ernie?"
Ernie,
proud of being the subject of his hero's attention, threw one of his crashing
salutes and backed away. "It's pathetic, really," Simon said,
"he follows me round like a dog. God knows why. I do what I can for
him."
Dulcie repeated,
"Do you?" even more vaguely and drifted away. Dan called his brothers
together, thanked Dame Alice and began to shepherd them out.
"Here!"
Dame Alice shouted. "Wait a bit. I thought you were goin' to clear away
those brambles out there."
"So
we are, ma-am," Dan said. "Ernie do be comin' up along after dinner
with your slasher."
"Mind
he does. How's your father?"
"Not
feeling too clever to-day, ma-am, but he reckons he'll be right again for
to-night."
"What'll
you do if he can't dance?"
Ernie
said instantly, "I can do Fool. I can do Fool's act better nor him. If
he's not able, I am. Able and willing."
His
brothers broke into then- habitual conciliatory chorus. They eased Ernie out of
the room and into the courtyard. Simon made rather a thing of his goodbye to
Dame Alice and thanked her elaborately. She distressed him by replying,
"Not 'tall, Begg. Shop doin' well, I hope? Compliments to your
father."
He
recovered sufficiently to look with tact at Dulcie, who said, "Old Mr. Begg's
dead, Aunt Akky. Somebody else has got the shop."
Dame
Alice said, "Oh? I'd forgotten," nodded to Simon and toddled rapidly
away.
She and
Dulcie went to their luncheon. They saw Simon's van surrounded by infuriated
geese go past the window with all the Andersens on board.
The
courtyard was now laid bare of snow. At its centre the Mardian dolmen awaited
the coming of the Five Sons. Many brambles and thistles were still uncut. By
three o'clock Ernie had not returned with the slasher and the afternoon had
begun to darken. It was at half-past four that Dulcie, fatigued by preparation
and staring out of the drawing-room window, suddenly ejaculated, "Aunt
Akky! Aunt Akky, they've left something on the stone."
But
Dame Alice had fallen into a doze and only muttered indistinguishably.
Dulcie
peered and speculated and at last went into the hall and flung an old coat over
her shoulders. She let herself out and ran across the courtyard to the stone.
On its slightly tilted surface which, in the times before recorded history, may
have been used for sacrifice, there was a dead goose, decapitated.
By
eight o'clock almost all the village was assembled in the courtyard. On Sword
Wednesday, Dame Alice always invited some of her neighbours hi the county to Mardian,
but this year, with the lanes deep in snow, they had all preferred to stay at
home. They were unable to ring her up and apologize as there had been a major
breakdown in the telephone lines. They told each other, rather nervously, that
Dame Alice would "understand." She not only understood but rejoiced.
So it
was entirely a village affair attended by not more than fifty onlookers.
Following an established custom, Dr. Otterly had dined at the castle and so had
Ralph and his father. The Honorable and Reverend Samuel Stayne was Dame Alice's
great-nephew-in-law. Twenty-eight years ago he had had the temerity to fall in
love with Dulcie Mardian's elder sister, then staying at the castle, and,
subsequently, to marry her. He was a gentle, unwordy man who attempted to
follow the teaching of the Gospels literally and was despised by Dame Alice not
because he couldn't afford, but because he didn't care, to ride to hounds.
After
dinner, which was remarkable for its lamentable food and excellent wine, Ralph
excused himself. He had to get ready for the dance. The others sipped coffee
essence and superb brandy in the drawing-room.
The old
parlour-maid came in at a quarter to nine to say that the dancers were almost
ready.
"I
really think you'd better watch from the windows, you know," Dr. Otterly
said to his hostess. "It's a devil of a cold night. Look, you'll see to
perfection. May I?"
He
pulled back the heavy curtains.
It was
as if they were those of a theatre and had opened on the first act of some
flamboyant play. Eight standing torches in the courtyard and the bonfire beyond
the battlements flared into the night. Flames danced on the snow and sparks
exploded in the frosty six. The onlookers stood to left and right of the
cleared area and their shadows leapt and pranced confusedly up the walls beyond
them. In the middle of this picture stood the Mardian dolmen, unencumbered now,
glinting with frost as if, incongruously, it had been tinselled for the
occasion.
"That
youth," said Dame Alice, "has not cleared away the thistles."
"And
I fancy," Dr. Otterly said, "that I know why. Now, how about it? You
get a wonderful view from here. Why not stay indoors?"
"No,
thankee. Prefer out."
"It's
not wise, you know."
"Fiddle."
"All
right! That's the worst of you young things: you're so damned headstrong."
She
chuckled. Dulcie had begun to carry in a quantity of coats and shawls.
"Old
William," Dr. Otterly went on, "is just as bad. He oughtn't to be out
to-night with his heart what it is and he certainly oughtn't to be playing the
Fool—by the way, Rector, has it ever occurred to you that the phrase probably
derives from one of these mumming plays?—but, there you are. I ought to refuse
to fiddle for the old goat. I would if I thought it'd stop him, but he'd fiddle
and fool too, no doubt. If you'll excuse me I must join my party. Here are your
programmes, by the way. That's not for me, I trust"
The
parlour-maid had come in with a piece of paper on her tray. "For Dr.
Otterly, madam," she said.
"Now,
who the hell can be ill?" Dr. Otterly groaned and unfolded the paper.
It was
one of the old-fashioned printed bills that the Guiser sent out to his
customers. Across it was written in shaky pencil characters: Can't manage it
young Ern will have to. W.A.
"There
now!" Dr. Otterly exclaimed. "He has conked out."
"The
Guiser!" cried the Rector. "The Guiser. I must see what's to be done.
Sorry, Dame Alice. We'll manage, though. Don't worry. Marvelous dinner.
'Bye."
"Dear
me!" the Rector said, "what will they do?" "Dan Andersen's
boy will come in as a Son," Dulcie said. "I know that's what they
planned if it happened." "And I 'spose," Dame Alice added,
"that idiot Ernie will dance the Fool. What a bore."
"Poor
Ernie, yes. A catastrophe for them," the Rector murmured.
"Did
I tell you, Sam, he killed one of my geese?" "We don't know it was
Ernie, Aunt Akky." "Nobody else dotty enough. I'll tackle 'em later.
Come on," Dame Alice said. "Get me bundled. We'd better go out."
Dulcie
put her into coat after coat and shawl after shawl. Her feet were thrust into
fur-lined boots, her hands into mitts and her head into an ancient woollen cap
with a pom-pom on the top. Dulcie and the Rector hastily provided for
themselves and finally the three of them went out through the front door to the
steps.
Here
chairs had been placed with a brazier glowing in front of each. They sat down
and were covered with rugs by the parlour-maid, who then retired to an upstairs
room from which she could view the proceedings cozily.
Their
breath rose up in three columns. The onlookers below them were wreathed in
mist. From the bonfire on the other side of the battlements smoke was blown
into the courtyard and its lovely smell was mixed with the pungent odour of tar.
The
Mardian dolmen stood darkly against the snow. Ranking it on either side were
torches that flared boldly upon the scene which—almost of itself, one might
have thought—had now acquired an air of disturbing authenticity.
Dame
Alice, with a wooden gesture of her muffled arm, shouted, "Evenin',
everybody." From round the sides of the courtyard they all answered
raggedly, "Evening. Evening, ma-am," dragging out the soft vowels.
Behind
the Mardian Stone was the archway in the battlements through which the
performers would appear. Figures could be seen moving in the shadows beyond.
The
party of three consulted their programmes, which had been neatly typed.
The
Mardian Morris of the Five Sons
The
Morris Side:
Fool William Andersen
Betty Ralph Stayne
Crack Simon Begg
Sons Daniel, Andrew, Nathaniel, Christopher
and Ernest (Whiffler) Andersen
The
Mardian Morris, or perhaps, more strictly, Morris Sword Dance and Play, is
performed annually on the first Wednesday after the winter solstice. It is
probably the survival of an ancient fertility rite and combines, in one
ceremony, the features of a number of other seasonal dances and mumming plays.
ORDER
OF EVENTS
General
Entry: The Five Sons
The
Mardian Morris
Entry
of the Betty and Crack
Improvisation:
Crack
Entry
of the Fool
First
Sword Dance
(a) The
Glass Is Broken
(b) The
Will Is Read
(c) The
Death
Improvisation:
The Betty
Solo:
D. Andersen
Second
Sword Dance
The
Resurrection of the Fool
Dulcie
put down her programme and looked round. "Everybody must be here, I should
think," she said. "Look, Aunt Akky, there's Trixie from the Green Man
and her father and that's old William's grand-daughter with them."
"Camilla?"
the Rector said. "A splendid girl. We're all delighted with her."
"Trousers,"
said Dame Alice.
"Skiing
trousers, I think, Aunt Akky. Quite suitable, really."
"Is
that woman here? The German woman?"
"Mrs.
Bünz?" the Rector said gently. "I don't see her, Aunt Akky, but it's
rather difficult—She's a terrific enthusiast and I'm sure—"
"If
I could have stopped her comin', Sam, I would. She's a pest."
"Oh,
surely—"
"Who's
this, I wonder?" Dulcie intervened.
A car
was labouring up the hill in bottom gear under a hard drive and hooting
vigorously. They heard it pull up outside the gateway into the courtyard.
"Funny!"
Dulcie said after a pause. "Nobody's come in. Fancy!"
She was
prevented from any further speculation by a general stir in the little crowd.
Through the rear entrance came Dr. Otterly with his fiddle. There was a round
of applause, but the hand-clapping was lost in the night air.
Beyond
the wall, men's voices were raised suddenly and apparently in excitement Dr.
Otterly stopped short, looked back and returned through the archway.
"Doctor's
too eager," said a voice in the crowd. There was a ripple of laughter
through which a single voice beyond the wall could be heard shouting something
indistinguishable. A clock above the old stables very sweetly tolled nine. Then
Dr. Otterly returned and this time, after a few preliminary scrapes, struck up
on his fiddle.
The air
for the Five Sons had never been lost. It had jigged down through time from one
Mardian fiddler to another, acquiring an ornament here, an improvisation there,
but remaining essentially itself. Nobody had rediscovered it, nobody had put it
in a collection. Like the dance itself it had been protected by the commonplace
character of the village and the determined reticence of generation after
generation of performers. It was a good tune and well suited to its purpose.
After a preliminary phrase or two it ushered in the Whiffler.
Through
the archway came a blackamoor with a sword. He had bells on his legs and wore
white trousers with a kind of kilt over them. His face was perfectly black and
a dark cap was on his head. He leapt and pranced and jingled, making complete
rums as he did so and "whiffling" his sword so that it sang in the
cold air. He slashed at the thistles and brambles and they fell before him.
Round and round the Mardian Stone he pranced and jingled while his blade
whistled and glinted. He was the purifier, the acolyte, the precursor.
"That's
why Ernie wouldn't clear the thistles," Dame Alice muttered.
"Oh,
dear!" Dulcie said, "aren't they queer? Why not say so? I ask
you." She stared dimly at the jigging blackamoor. "All the
same," she said, "this can't be Ernie. He's the Fool now. Who is it,
Sam? The boy?"
"Impossible
to tell in that rig," said the Rector. "I would have thought from his
exuberance that it was Ernie."
"Here
come the rest of the Sons."
There
were four of them dressed exactly like the Whiffler. They ran out into the
torchlight and joined him. They left their swords by Dr. Otterly and with the
Whiffler performed the Mardian Morris. Thump and jingle: down came their
boots-with a strike at the frozen earth. They danced without flourish but with
the sort of concentration that amounts to style. When they finished there was a
round of applause, sounding desultory in the open courtyard. They took off
their pads of bells. The Whiffler threaded a scarlet cord through the tip of
his sword. His brothers, whose swords were already adorned with these cords,
took them up in their black hands. They waited in a strange rococo group
against the snow. The fiddler's tune changed. Now came "Crack," the
Hobby-Horse, and the Betty. Side by side they pranced. The Betty was a
man-woman, black-faced, masculine to the waist and below the waist fantastically
feminine. Its great hooped skirt hung from the armpits and spread like a
bell-tent to the ground. On the head was a hat, half topper, half floral toque.
There was a man's - glove on the right hand and a woman's on the left, a boot
on the left foot, a slipper on the right.
"Really,"
the Rector said, "how Ralph can contrive to make such an appalling-looking
object of himself, I do not know."
"Here
comes 'Crack.'"
"You
don't need to tell us who's comin', Dulcie," Dame Alice said irritably.
"We can see."
"I
always like 'Crack,' " Dulcie said serenely.
The
iron head, so much more resembling that of a fantastic bird than a horse,
snapped its jaws. Beneath it the great canvas drum dipped and swayed. Its
skirts left a trail of hot tar on the ground. The rat-like tail stuck up
through the top of the drum and twitched busily.
"Crack"
darted at the onlookers. The girls screamed unconvincingly and clutched each
other. They ran into the arms of their boy friends and out again. Some of the
boys held their girls firm and let the swinging canvas daub them with tar. Some
of the girls, affecting not to notice how close "Crack" had come,
allowed themselves to be tarred. They then put up a great show of indignation
and astonishment It was the age-old pantomime of courtship.
"Oh,
do look, Aunt Akky! He's chasing the Campion girl and she's really
running" cried Dulcie.
Camilla
was indeed running with a will. She saw the great barbaric head snap its iron
beak at her and she smelt hot tar. Both the dream and the reality of the
previous night were repeated. The crowd round her seemed to have drawn itself
back into a barrier. The cylindrical body of the horse swung up. She saw
trousered legs and a pair of black hands. It was unpleasant and, moreover, she
had no mind to be daubed with tar. So she ran and "Crack" ran after
her. There was a roar of voices.
Camilla
looked for some way of escape. Torchlight played over a solid wall of faces
that were split with laughter.
"No!"
shouted Camilla. "No!"
The
thing came thundering after her. She ran blindly and as fast as she could
across the courtyard and straight into the arms of Ralph Stayne in his
preposterous disguise.
"It's
all right, my darling," Ralph said. "Here I am." Camilla clung
to him, panting and half crying.
"Oh,
I see," said Dulcie Mardian, watching.
"You
don't see anythin' of the sort," snapped her great-aunt. "Does she,
Sam?"
"I
hope not," said the Rector worriedly.
"Here's
the Fool," said Dulcie, entirely unperturbed.
The
Fool came out of the shadows at a slow jog-trot On his appearance
"Crack" stopped his horseplay and moved up to the near exit. The
Betty released a flustered Camilla.
"Aunt
Akky, do look at the German woman—"
"Shut
up, Dulcie. I'm watchin' the Fool."
The
Fool, who is also the Father, jogged quietly round the courtyard. He wore wide
pantaloons tied in at the ankle and a loose tunic. He wore also his cap
fashioned from a flayed rabbit with the head above his mask and the ears
flopping. He carried a bladder on a stick. His head was masked. The mask was an
old one, very roughly made from a painted bag that covered his head and was
gathered and tied under his chin. It had holes cut for eyes and was painted
with a great dolorous grin.
Dr.
Otterly had stopped fiddling. The Fool made his round in silence. He trotted in
contracting circles, a course that brought him finally to the dolmen. This he
struck three times with the bladder. All his movements were quite undramatic
and without any sense, as Camilla noted, of style. But they were not
ineffectual. When he had completed his course, the Five Sons ran into the
centre of the courtyard. "Crack" re-appeared through the back exit.
The Fool waited beside the dolmen.
Then
Dr. Otterly, after a warning scrape, broke with a flourish into the second
dance: the Sword Dance of the Five Sons.
Against
the snow and flames and sparks they made a fine picture, all black-faced and
black-handed, down-beating with their feet as if the ground was a drum for
their dancing. They made their ring of steel, each holding another's sword by
its red ribbon, and they wove their knot and held it up before the Fool, who
peered at it as if it were a looking-glass. "Crack" edged closer.
Then the Fool made his undramatic gesture and broke the knot
"Ernie's
doing quite well," said the Rector.
The
dance and its sequel were twice repeated. On the first repetition, the Fool
made as if he wrote something and then offered what he had written to his Sons.
On the second repetition, "Crack" and the Betty came forward. They
stood to left and right of the Fool, who, this time, was behind the Mardian
dolmen. The Sons, in front of it, again held up their knot of locked swords.
The Fool leant across the stone and put his head within the knot. The Hobby-Horse
moved in behind him and stood motionless, looking, in that flickering light,
like some monstrous idol. The fiddling stopped dead. The onlookers were very
still. Beyond the wall the bonfire crackled.
Then
the Sons drew their swords suddenly with a great crash. Horridly the rabbit's
head dropped on the stone. A girl in the crowd screamed. The Fool slithered
down behind the stone and was hidden.
"Really,"
Dulcie said, "it makes one feel quite odd, don't you think, Aunt
Akky?"
A kind
of interlude followed. The Betty went round with an object like a ladle into
which everybody dropped a coin.
"Where's
it goin'?" Dame Alice asked.
"The
belfry roof, this year," the Rector replied and such is the comfortable
attitude of the Church towards the remnants of fertility ritual-dancing in
England that neither he nor anybody else thought this at all remarkable.
Ralph,
uplifted perhaps by his encounter with Camilla, completed his collection and
began a spirited impromptu. He flirted his vast crinoline and made up to
several yokels hi his audience. He chucked one under the chin, tried to get
another to dance with him and threw his crinoline over a third. He was a
natural comedian and his antics raised a great roar of laughter. With an
elaborate pantomime, laying his finger on his lips, he tiptoed up behind the
Whiffler, who stood swinging his sword by its red ribbon. Suddenly Ralph
snatched it away. The Hobby-Horse, who was behind the dolmen, gave a shrill
squeak and went off. The Betty ran and the Whiffler gave chase. These two
grotesques darted here and there, disappeared behind piles of stones and
flickered uncertainly through the torchlight. Ralph gave a series of falsetto
screams, dodged and feinted and finally hid behind a broken-down buttress near
the rear entrance. The Whiffler plunged past him and out into the dark. One of
the remaining Sons now came forward and danced a short formal solo with great
exactness and spirit.
"That'll
be Dan," said Dulcie Mardian.
"He
cuts a very pretty caper," said the Rector. From behind the battlemented
wall at the back a great flare suddenly burst upwards with a roar and a
crackle.
"They're
throwin' turpentine on the fire," Dame Alice said. "Or
somethin’."
"Very
naughty," said the Rector.
Ralph,
who had slipped out by the back entrance, now returned through an archway near
the house, having evidently run round behind the battlements. Presently, the
Whiffler, again carrying his sword, re-appeared through the back entrance and
joined his brothers. The solo completed, the Five Sons then performed their
final dance. "Crack" and the Betty circled in the background, now
approaching and now retreating from the Mardian dolmen.
"This,"
said Dulcie, "is where the Old Man rises from the dead. Isn't it,
Sam?"
"Ah—yes.
Yes. Very strange," said the Rector, broad-mindedly.
"Exciting."
"Well—"
he said uneasily.
The
Five Sons ended their dance with a decisive stamp. They stood with their backs
to their audience pointing their swords at the Mardian dolmen. The audience
clapped vociferously.
"He
rises up from behind the stone, doesn't he, Aunt Akky?"
But
nobody rose up from behind the Mardian dolmen. Instead, there was an
interminable pause. The swords wavered, the dancers shuffled awkwardly and at
last lowered their weapons. The jigging tune had petered out.
"Look,
Aunt Akky. Something's gone wrong."
"Dulcie,
for God's sake, hold your tongue."
"My
dear Aunt Akky."
"Be
quiet, Sam."
One of
the Sons, the soloist, moved away from his fellows. He walked alone to the
Mardian dolmen and round it. He stood quite still and looked down. Then he
jerked his head. His brothers moved in. They formed a semicircle and they too
looked down: five glistening and contemplative blackamoors. At last the faces
lifted and turned, the eyeballs showed white and they stared at Dr. Otterly.
His
footfall was loud and solitary in the quietude that had come upon the
courtyard.
The
Sons made way for him. He stooped, knelt, and in so doing disappeared behind
the stone. Thus, when he spoke, his voice seemed disembodied, like that of an
echo.
"Get
back! AH of you. Stand away!"
The
Five Sons shuffled back. The Hobby-Horse and the Betty, a monstrous couple,
were motionless.
Dr.
Otterly rose from behind the stone and walked forward. He looked at Dame Alice
where she sat enthroned. He was like an actor coming out to bow to the Royal
Box, but he trembled and his face was livid. When he had advanced almost to the
steps he said loudly: "Everyone must go. At once. There has been an
accident." The crowd behind him stirred and murmured.
"What's
up?" Dame Alice demanded. "What accident? Where's the Guiser?"
"Miss
Mardian, will you take your aunt indoors? I'll follow as soon as I can."
"I
will if she'll come," said Dulcie, practically.
"Please,
Dame Alice."
"I
want to know what's up."
"And
so you shall."
"Who
is it?" "The Guiser. William Andersen."
"But
he wasn't dancing," Dulcie said foolishly. "He's ill."
"Is
he dead?"
"Yes."
"Wait
a bit."
Dame
Alice extended her arm and was at once hauled up by Dulcie. She addressed
herself to her guests.
"Sorry,"
she said. "Must 'pologize for askin' you to leave, but as you've heard
there's bin trouble. Glad if you'll just go. Now. Quietly. Thankee. Sam, I don't
want you."
She
turned away and without another word went indoors followed by Dulcie.
The
Rector murmured, "But what a shocking thing to happen! And so dreadful for
his sons. I'll just go to them, shall I? I suppose it was his heart, poor old
boy."
"Do
you?" Dr. Otterly asked.
The
Rector stared at him. "You look dreadfully ill," he said, and then,
"What do you mean? For the love of Heaven, Otterly, what's happened?"
Dr.
Otterly opened his mouth but seemed to have some difficulty in speaking.
He and
the Rector stared at each other. Villagers still moved across the courtyard and
the dancers were still suspended in immobility. It was as if something they all
anticipated had not quite happened.
Then it
happened.
The
Whiffler was on the Mardian dolmen. He had jumped on the stone and stood there,
fantastically against the snow. He paddled his feet hi ecstasy. His mouth was
redly open and he yelled at the top of his voice:
"What
price blood for the stone? What price the Old Man's 'ead? Swords be out, chaps,
and 'eads be off. What price blood for the stone?"
His
sword was in his hand. He whiffled it savagely and then pointed it at someone
hi the crowd.
"Ax
"er," he shouted. "She knows. She'm the one what done it. Ax
'er."
The stragglers
in the crowd parted and fell back from a solitary figure thickly encased in a
multiplicity of hand-woven garments.
It was
Mrs. Bünz.
CHAPTER
FIVE: Aftermath
"HAS
it ever occurred to you," Alleyn said, "that the progress of a case
is rather like a sort of thaw? Look at that landscape."
He
wiped the mist from their carriage window. Sergeants Bailey and Thompson, who
had been taking gear from the rack, put on then- hats, sat down again and
stared out with the air of men to whom all landscapes are alike. Mr. Fox, with
slightly raised brows, also contemplated the weakly illuminated and dripping
prospect.
"Like
icing," he said, "running off a wedding cake. Not that, I suppose, it
ever does."
"Such
are the pitfalls of analogy. All the same, there is an analogy. When you go out
on our sort of job everything's covered with a layer of cagey blamelessness. No
sharp outlines anywhere. The job itself sticks up like that partial rum on the
skyline over there, but even the job tends to look different under snow.
Blurred."
Mr. Fox
effaced a yawn. "So we wait for the thaw!"
"With
luck, Br'er Fox, we produce it. This is our station."
They
alighted on a platform bordered with swept-up heaps of grey slush. The train,
which had made an unorthodox halt for them, pulled out at once. They were left
with a stillness broken by the drip of melting snow. The outlines of eaves,
gutters, rails, leaves, twigs slid copiously into the water.
A man
in a belted mackintosh, felt hat and gum-boots came forward.
"This'll
be the Super," said Fox.
"Good
morning, gentlemen," said the man.
He was
a big chap with a seriocomic face that, when it tried to look grave, only
succeeded in achieving
an expression of mock solemnity. His name was
Yeo Carey and he had a roaring voice.
The
ceremonial handshaking completed, Superintendent Carey led the way out of the
little station. A car waited, its wheels fitted with a suit of chains.
"Still
need them, up to Mardians'," Carey said when they were all on board.
"They're not thawed out proper thereabouts; though, if she keeps mild this
way, they'll ease off considerably come nightfall."
"You
must have had a nice turn-up with this lot," Fox said, indicating the job
in hand.
"Terrible.
Terrible! I was the first to say it was a matter for you gentlemen. We're not
equipped for it and no use pretending we are. First capital crime hereabouts, I
do believe, since they burned Betsey Andersen for a witch."
"What!"
Alleyn ejaculated.
"That's
a matter of three hundred years as near as wouldn't matter and no doubt the
woman never deserved it."
"Did
you say 'Andersen'?"
"Yes,
sir, I did. There've been Andersens at Copse Forge for quite a spell in South
Mardian."
"I
understand," Fox said sedately, "the old man who was decapitated was
called Andersen."
"So
he was, then. He was one of them, was William."
"I
think," Alleyn said, "we'll get you to tell us the whole story,
Carey. Where are we going?"
"Up
to East Mardian, sir. The Chief Constable thought you'd like to be as near as
possible to the scene of the crime. They've got rooms for you at the Green Man.
It's a case of two rooms for four men, seeing there's a couple of lodgers there
already. But as they might be witnesses, we didn't reckon to turn them
out"
"Fair
enough. Where's your station, then?"
"Up
to Yowford. Matter of two mile. The Chief Constable's sent you this car with
his compliments. I've only got a motor-bike at the station. He axed me to say
he'd have come hisself but is bed bound with influenza. We're anxious to help,
of course. Every way we can."
"Everything
seems to be laid on like central heating," Alleyn was careful to observe.
He pointed to the building on the skyline that they had seen from the train.
"What's that, up there?"
"Mardian
Castle, Mr. Alleyn. Scene of crime."
"It
looks like a ruin."
"So
'tis, then, in parts. Present residence is on 'tother side of those walls. Now,
sir, shall I begin, to the best of my ability, to make my report or shall we
wait till we're stationary in the pub? A matter of a few minutes only and I can
then give my full attention to my duty and refer in order to my notes."
Alleyn
agreed that this would be much the best course, particularly as the chains were
making a great noise and the driver's task was evidently an exacting one. They
churned along a deep lane, turned a corner and looked down on South Mardian:
squat, unpicturesque, unremarkable and as small as a village could be. As they
approached, Alleyn saw that, apart from its church and parsonage, it contained
only one building that was not a cottage. This was a minute shop. BEGGS FOR
EVERYTHING was painted vaingloriously in faded blue letters across the front.
They drove past the gateway to Mardian Castle. A police constable with his
motor-bicycle nearby stood hi front of it.
"Guarding,"
explained Carey, "against sight-seers," and he waved his arm at the
barren landscape.
As they
approached the group of trees at the far end of the village, Carey pointed it
out. "The Copse," he said, "and a parcel further on behind it,
Copse Forge, where the deceased is assembled, Mr. Alleyn, in a lean-to shed, it
being his own property."
"I
see."
"We
turn right, however, which I will now do, to the hamlet of East Mardian. There,
sir, is your pub, ahead and on the right."
As they
drove up, Alleyn glanced at the sign, a pleasant affair painted with a foliated
green face. "That's an old one, isn't it?" he said. "Although it
looks as if it's been rather cleverly touched up."
"So
it has, then. By a lady at present resident in the pub by the name of
Bünz."
"Mrs.
Bünz, the baker's wife," Alleyn murmured involuntarily.
"No,
sir. Foreign. And requiring, by all 'counts, to be looked into."
"Dear me!" said Alleyn mildly. They went into the pub leaving Bailey
and Thompson to deal with their luggage. Superintendent Carey had arranged for
a small room behind the private bar to be put at their disposal. "Used to
be the missus's parlour," he explained, "but she's no further use for
it" "Are you sure?" "Dead these five years."
"Fair enough," said Alleyn.
Trixie
was there. She had lit a roaring fire and now put a dish of bacon and eggs, a
plate of bread and cheese and a bottle of pickled onions on the table.
"Hour
and a half till dinner," she said, "and you'm no doubt starved for a
bite after travelling all night. Will you take something?"
They
took three pints, which were increased to five on the arrival of Bailey and
Thompson. They helped themselves to the hunks of food and settled down,
finally, to Superintendent Carey's report. It was admirably succinct.
Carey,
it appeared, had been present at the Dance of the Five Sons. He had walked over
from Yowford, more out of habit than enthusiasm and not uninfluenced, Alleyn
gathered, by the promise of Dame Alice's Sword Wednesday Punch.
Like
everybody else, he had heard rumours of the Guiser's indisposition and had
supposed that the Fool was played by Ernie. When he heard Dr. Otterly's
announcement, he concluded that the Guiser had, after all, performed his part
and that on his mock decapitation, which Mr. Carey described vividly, he had
died of a heart attack. When, however, the Whiffler (now clearly recognizable
as Ernie) had made his appalling announcement from the Mardian dolmen, Carey
had gone forward and spoken to Dr. Otterly and the Rector. At the same time,
Ernie's brothers had hauled him off the stone. He then, without warning,
collapsed into a fit from which he was recovered by Dr. Otterly and, from then
onwards, refused to speak to anybody.
After a
word with the Doctor, Carey had ordered the stragglers off the place and had
then, and not till then, walked round the dolmen and seen what lay on the
ground beyond it.
At this
point Carey, quite obviously, had to take a grip of himself. He finished his
pint and squared his shoulders.
"I've
seen things, mind," he said. "I had five years of it on active
service and I didn't reckon to be flustered. But this flustered me, proper.
Partly, no doubt, it was the way he was got up. Like a clown with the tunic
thing pulled up. It'd have been over Ms head if—well, never mind. He didn't
paint his face but he had one of these masks. It ties on like a bag and it
hadn't fallen off. So he looked, if you can follow me, gentlemen, like a kind of
doll that the head had come off of. There was the body, sort of doubled up, and
there was the head two feet away, grinning, which" was right nasty, until
Rector took the bag off, which he did, saying it, wasn't decent. And there was
Old Guiser's face. And Rector put, as you may say, the pieces together, and
said a prayer over them. I beg pardon, Mr. Alleyn?"
"Nothing.
Go on."
"Now,
Ernie Andersen had made this statement, which I have repeated to the best of my
memory, about the German lady having 'done it.' I came out from behind where
the remains was and there, to my surprise, the German lady stood. Kind of
bewildered, if you can understand, she seemed to be, and axing me what had
happened. 'What is it? What has happened? Is he ill?' she said. "Now, Mr.
Alleyn, this chap, Ernie Andersen, is( not what you'd call right smart. He's a
bit touched. Not simple exactly but not right. Takes funny turns. He was in a
terrible state, land of half frightened and half pleased with himself. Why he
said what he did about Mrs. Bünz, I can't make out, but how a lady of, say,
fifty-seven or so could step out of the crowd and cut the head off a chap at
one blow in full view of everybody and step back again without being noticed
takes a bit of explaining. Still, there it was. I took a statement from her.
She was very much put about."
"Well
she might be."
"Just
so. Denied knowing anything about it, of course. It seems she was latish
getting to the castle. She's bought a new car from Simmy-Dick Begg up to
Yowford and couldn't start it at first. Over-choked would be my bet. Everybody
in the pub had gone early, Trixie, the barmaid, and the potboy having offered
to help the Dame's maids. Well, Mrs. Bünz started her car at last and, when she
gets to the corner, who should she see but Old Guiser himself."
"Old
Guiser?"
"That's
what we called William Andersen hereabouts. There he was, seemingly, standing
in the middle of the lane shaking his fist and swearing something ghastly. Mrs.
Bünz stops and offers a lift. He accepts, but with a bad grace, because, as
everybody knows, he's taken a great unliking for Mrs. Bünz."
"Why?"
"On
account of her axing questions about Sword Wednesday. The man was in mortal
dread of it getting made kind of public and fretted accordingly."
"A
purist, was he?"
"That
may be the word for it. He doan't pass a remark of any kind going up to the
castle and, when she gets there, he bolts out of the car and goes round behind
the ruins to where the others was getting ready to begin. She says she just
walked in and stood in the crowd, which, to my mind, is no doubt what the woman
did. I noticed her there myself, I remember, during the performance!"
"Did
you ask her if she knew why Ernie Andersen said she'd done it?"
"I
did, then. She says she reckons he's turned crazy-headed with shock, which is
what seems to be the general view."
"Why
was the Guiser so late starting?"
"Ah!
Now! He'd been sick, had the Guiser. He had a bad heart and during the day he
hadn't felt too clever. Seems Dr. Otterly, who played the fiddle for them, was
against the old chap doing it at all. The boys (I call them boys but Daniel's
sixty if he's a day) say their father went and lay down during the day and left
word not to be disturbed. They'd fixed it up that Ernie would come back and
drive his dad up in an old station-waggon they've got there, leaving it till
the last so's not to get him too tired."
"Ernie
again," Alleyn muttered.
"Well,
axackly so, Mr. Alleyn. And when Ernie returns it's with a note from his dad
which he found pinned to his door, that being the Old Guiser's habit, to say he
can't do it and Ernie had better. So they send the note in to Dr. Otterly, who
is having dinner with the Dame."
"What?"
Alleyn said, momentarily startled by this apparent touch of transatlantic
realism. "Oh, I see, yes. Dame Alice Mardian?"
"Yes,
sir."
"Have
you got the note?"
"The
Doctor put it hi his pocket, luckily, and I have."
"Good."
Carey
produced the old-fashioned billhead with its pencilled message: Cant manage it
young Ern will have to. W.A.
"It's
his writing all right," he said. "No doubt of it."
"And
are we to suppose he felt better, and decided to play his part after all and
hitch-hiked with the lady?" "That's what his sons reckon. It's what
they say he told them when he turned up."
"Do
they, now!"
"Pointing
out that there wasn't much time to say anything. Ernie was dressed up for his
dad's part—it's what they call the Fool—so he had to get out of his clothes
quick and dress up for his own part, and Daniel's boy, who was going to do
Ernie's part, was left looking silly. So he went round and joined the
onlookers. And he confirms the story. He says that's right, that's what
happened when the old chap turned up."
"And
it's certain the old man did dance throughout the show?"
"Must
be, Mr. Alleyn, mustn't it? Certain sure. There they were, five Sons, a
Fiddler, a Betty, a Hoss and a Fool. The Sons were the real sons all right.
They wiped the muck off their faces while I was taking over. The Betty was the
Dame's great-nephew: young Mr. Stayne. He's a lawyer from Biddlefast and
staying with Parson, who's his fatherIThe Hoss, they call it 'Crack,' was
Simmy-Dick Begg, who has the garage up to Yow-ford. They all took off then-
silly truck there and then in my presence as soon's they had the wit to do so.
So the Fool must have been the Guiser all the time, Mr. Alleyn. There's nobody
left but him to be it. We've eight chaps ready to swear he dressed himself up
for it and went out with the rest."
"And
stayed there in full view until—"
Mr.
Carey took a long pull at his tankard, set it down, wiped his mouth and clapped
his palm on the table.
"There
you are!" he declaimed. "Until they made out in their dance, or play,
or whatever you like to call it, that they were cutting his head off.
Cripes!" Mr. Carey added in a changed voice, "I can see him as if it
was now. Silly clown's mask sticking through the knot of swords and
then—k-r-r-ring—they've drawn their swords. Down drops the rabbit's head and
down goes Guiser, out of sight behind the stone. You wouldn't credit it, would
you? In full view of up to sixty persons."
"Are
you suggesting—? No," Alleyn said, "you can't be."
"I
was going to ask you, Super," Fox said. "You don't mean to say you
think they may actually have beheaded the old chap then and there!"
"How
could they!" Carey demanded angrily, as if Fox and Alleyn had themselves
advanced this theory. "Ask yourself, Mr. Fox. The idea's comical. Of
course they didn't. The thing is: when did they? If they did."
"They?"
Alleyn asked.
"Well,
now, no. No. It was done, so the Doctor says, and so a chap can see for himself
if he's got the stomach to look, by one weapon with one stroke by one
man."
"What
about their swords? Ill see them, of course, but what are they like?"
"Straight.
About two foot long. Wooden handle one end and a hole 'tother through which
they stick a silly-looking bit of red cord."
"Sharp?"
"Blunt
as a backside, all but one."
"Which
one?" asked Fox.
"Ernie's,"
Alleyn said. "I'll bet."
"And
you're dead right, sir. Ernie's it is and so sharp's a razor still, never mind
how he whiffled down the thistles."
"So
we are forced to ask ourselves if Ernie could have whiffled his old man's head
off?"
"And
we answer ourselves, no, he danged well couldn't of. For why? For because,
after his old man dropped behind the stone, there was Ernie doing a comic act
with the Betty: that is, Mr. Ralph Stayne, as I was telling you. Mr. Ralph,
having taken up a collection, snatched Ernie's sword and they had a sort of
chase round the courtyard and in and out through the gaps in the back wall.
Ernie didn't get his sword back till Mr. Ralph give it him. After that, Dan
Andersen did a turn on his own. He always does. You could tell it was Dan
anyway on account of him being bowlegged. Then the Five Sons did another dance
and that was when the Old Man should have risen up and didn't and there we
are."
"What
was the Hobby-Horse doing all this timer'
"Cavorting
round chasing the maids. Off and on."
"And
this affair," Fox said, "this man-woman-what-have-you-Betty, who was
the clergyman's son, he'd collared the sharp sword, had he?"
"Yes,
Mr. Fox, he had. And was swiping it round and playing the goat with it."
"Did
he go near the stone?" Alleyn asked.
"Well—yes,
I reckon he did. When Ernie was chasing him. No doubt of it. But further than
that—well, it's just not believable," said Carey and added, "He must
have given the sword back to Ernie because, later on, Ernie had got it again.
There's nothing at all on the sword but smears of sap from the plants Ernie
swiped off. Which seems to show it hadn't been wiped on anything."
"Certainly,"
said Alleyn. "Jolly well observed, Carey."
Mr.
Carey gave a faint simper.
"Did
any of them look behind the stone after the old man had fallen down?"
Alleyn asked.
"Mr.
Ralph—that's the Betty—was standing close up when he fell behind it and reckons
he just slid down and lay. There's a kind of hollow there, as you'll see, and
it was no doubt in shadow. Two of them came prancing back to the stone during
the last dance—first Simmy-Dick and then Mr. Ralph—and they both think he was
laying there then. Simmy-Dick couldn't see very clear because his face is in
the neck of the horse and the body of the thing hides any object that's nearby
on the ground. But he saw the whiteness of the Fool's clothing in the hollow,
he says. Mr. Ralph says he did too, without sort of paying much
attention."
"The
head—?"
"They
never noticed. They never noticed another thing till he was meant to resurrect
and didn't. Then Dan went to see what was wrong and called up his brothers. He
says—it's a funny sort of thing to say, but—he says he thought, at first, it
was some kind of joke and someone had put a dummy there and the head had come
off. But, of course," Carey said, opening his extremely blue eyes very
wide, "it was no such matter."
There
was a long silence. The fire crackled; in a distant part of the pub somebody
turned up the volume of a wireless set and turned it down again.
"Well,"
Alleyn said, "there's the story and very neatly reported if I may say so,
Carey. Let's have a look at the place."
The
courtyard at Mardian Castle looked dismal in the thaw. The swept-up snow, running
away into dirty water, was much trampled, the courtyard itself was greasy and
the Mardian dolmen a lump of wet rock standing on two other lumps. Stone and
mud glistened alike in sunlight that merely lent a kind of pallor to the day
and an additional emphasis to the north wind. The latter whistled through the
slits in the old walls with all the venom of the arrows they had originally
been designed to accommodate. Eight burnt-out torches on stakes stood in a
semi-circle roughly following that of the wall but set some twelve feet inside
it. In the middle of this scene stood a police sergeant with his mackintosh
collar turned up and his shoulders hunched. He was presented by Carey:
"Sergeant Obby."
Taking
in the scene, Alleyn turned from the semicircle of old wall to the hideous
facade of the Victorian house. He found himself being stared at by a squarish
wooden old lady behind a ground-floor window. A second lady, sandy and
middle-aged, stood behind her.
"Who's
that?" he asked.
"The
Dame," said Carey. "And Miss Mardian."
"I
suppose I ought to make a polite noise." "She's not," Carey
muttered, "in a wonderful good mood to-day."
"Never
mind."
"And
Miss Mardian's—well—er—well, she's just not right smart, Mr. Alleyn."
"Like
Ernie?"
"No,
sir. Not exactly. It may be," Carey ventured, "on account of
in-breeding, which is what's been going on hot and strong in the Mardian family
for a great time. Not that there's anything like that about the Dame, mind.
She's ninety-four and a proper masterpiece."
"I'd
better try my luck. Here goes."
He
walked past the window, separated from the basilisk glare by two feet of air
and a pane of glass. As he mounted the steps between dead braziers half full of
wet ash, the door was opened by Dulcie.
Alleyn
said, "Miss Mardian? I wonder if I may have two words with Dame Alice
Mardian?"
"Oh,
dear!" Dulcie said. "I don't honestly know if you can. I expect I
ought to remember who you are, oughtn't I, but with so many new people in the
county these days it's a bit muddly. Ordinarily I'm sure Aunt Akky would love
to see you. She adores visitors. But this morning she's awfully upset and says
she won't talk to anybody but policemen."
"I
am a policeman."
"Really?
How very peculiar. You are sure," Dulcie added, "that you are not
just pretending to be one in order to find out about the Mardian Morris and all
that?"
"Quite
sure. Here's my card."
"Goodness!
Well, I'll ask Aunt Akky."
As she
forgot to shut the door Alleyn heard the conversation. "It's a man who
says he's a policeman, Aunt Akky, and here's his card. He's a gent."
"I
won't stomach these filthy 'abbreviations."
"Sorry,
Aunt Akky."
"'Any
case you're talkin' rot. Show him in." So Alleyn was admitted and found
her staring at his card.
"'Morning'
to yer," said Dame Alice. "Sit down."
He did
so.
"This
is a pretty kettle-of-fish," she said. "Ain't it?"
"Awful."
"What
are you, may I ask? Tective?"
It
wouldn't have surprised him much if she'd asked if he were a Bow Street Runner.
"Yes,"
he said. "A plain-clothes detective from Scotland Yard."
"Superintendent?"
she read, squinting at the card.
"That's
it."
"Ha!
Are you goin' to be quick about this? Catch the feller?"
"I
expect we shall."
"What'd
yer want to see me for?"
"To
apologize for making a nuisance of myself, to say I hope you'll put up with us
and to ask you, at the most, six questions."
She
looked at him steadily over the top of her glasses.
"Blaze
away," she said at last.
"You
sat on the steps there, last night during the performance."
"Certainly."
"What
step exactly?"
"Top.
Why?"
"The
top. So you had a pretty good view. Dame Alice, could William Andersen, after
the mock killing, have left the courtyard without being seen?"
"No."
"Not
under cover of the last dance of the Five Sons?"
"No."
"Not
if he crawled out?"
"No."
"As
he lay there could he have been struck without your noticing?"
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"Could
his body have been brought in and put behind the stone without the manoeuvre
attracting your attention?"
"No."
"You're
sure?"
"Yes."
He
looked at Dulcie, who hovered uncertainly near the door. "You were with
Dame Alice, Miss Mardian. Do you agree with what she says?"
"Oh,
yes," Dulcie said a little vaguely and added, "Rather!" with a
misplaced show of enthusiasm.
"Was
anyone else with you?"
"Sam,"
Dulcie said in a hurry.
"Fat
lot of good that is, Dulcie. She means the Rector, Sam Stayne, who's my
great-nephew-in-law. Bit of a milksop."
"Right.
Thank you so much. We'll bother you as little as possible. It was kind of you
to see me."
Alleyn
got up and made her a little bow. She held out her hand. "Hope you
find," she said as he shook it.
Dulcie,
astonished, showed him out.
There
were three chairs in the hall that looked as if they didn't belong there. They
had rugs safety-pinned over them. Alleyn asked Dulcie if these were the chairs
they had sat on and, learning that they were, got her startled permission to
take one of them out again.
He put
it on the top step, sat in it and surveyed the courtyard. He was conscious that
Dame Alice, at the drawing-room window, surveyed him.
From
here, he could see over the top of the dolmen to within about two feet of its
base and between its standing legs. An upturned box stood r>n the horizontal
stone and three others, which he could just see, on the ground beyond and
behind it. The distance from the dolmen to the rear archway in the old
semi-circular wall—the archway that had served as an entrance and exit for the
performers—was perhaps twenty-five feet. The other openings into the courtyard
were provided at the extremities of the old wall by two further archways that
joined it to the house. Each of these was about twenty feet distant from the
dolmen.
There
was, on the air, a tang of dead fire and, through the central archway at the
back, Alleyn could see a patch of seared earth, damp now, but bearing the scar
of heat.
Fox,
who with Carey, Thompson, Bailey and the policeman was looking at the dolmen,
glanced up at his chief.
"You
have to come early," he remarked, "to get the good seats."
Alleyn
grinned, replaced his chair in the hall and picked up a crumpled piece of damp
paper. It was one of last night's programmes. He read it through with interest,
put it in his pocket and went down into the courtyard.
"It
rained in the night, didn't it, Carey?"
"Mortal
hard. Started soon after the fatality. I covered up the stone and the place
where he lay, but that was the best we could do."
"And
with a team of morris-men, if that's what you call them, galumphing like baby
elephants over the terrain there wouldn't be much hope anyway. Let's have a
look, shall we, Obby?"
The
sergeant removed the inverted box from the top of the dolmen. Alleyn examined
the surface of the stone.
"Visible
prints where Ernie stood on it," he said. "Rubber soles. It had a
thin coat of rime, I should think, at the time. Hullo! What's this,
Carey?"
He
pointed a long finger at a small darkness in the grain of the stone.
"Notice it? What is it?"
Before
Carey could answer there was a vigorous tapping on the drawing-room window.
Alleyn turned in time to see it being opened by Dulcie evidently under orders
from her great-aunt, who, from within, leant forward in her chair, shouted,
"If you want to know what that is, it's blood," and leant back again.
"How
do you know?" Alleyn shouted hi return. He had decided that his only hope
with Dame Alice was to meet her on her own ground. "What blood?"
"Goose's. One of mine. Head cut off yesterday afternoon and left on the
stone."
"Good
Lord!"
"You
may well say so. Guess who did it."
"Ernie?"
Alleyn asked involuntarily.
"How
yer know?"
"I
guessed. Dame Alice, where's the body?"
"In
the pot."
"Damn!"
"Why?"
"It
doesn't matter."
"Shut
the window, Dulcie."
Before
Dulcie had succeeded in doing so, they heard Dame Alice say, "Ask that man
to dinner. He's got brains."
"You've
made a hit, Mr. Alleyn," said Fox.
Carey
said, "My oath!"
"Did
you know about this decapitated bird?"
"First
I heard of it. It'll be one of that gang up on the hill there."
"Near
the bulls?" Fox asked sombrely.
"That's
right. You want to watch them geese, Mr. Fox," the sergeant said,
"they so savage as lions and tricksy as snakes. I've been minded myself,
off and on this morning, to slaughter one and all."
"I
wonder," Alleyn said, "if it was Ernie. Get a shot of the whole
dolmen, will you, Thompson, and some details of the top surface."
Sergeant
Thompson moved in with his camera and Alleyn walked round to the far side of
the dolmen.
"What,"
he asked, "are these black stains all over the place? Tar?"
"That's
right, sir," Obby said, "off of old 'Crack's' skirts."
Carey
explained. "Good Lord!" Alleyn said mildly and turned to the area
behind the dolmen.
The
upturned boxes that they had used to cover the ground here were bigger. Alleyn
and Fox lifted them carefully and stood away from the exposed area. It was a
shallow depression into which had collected a certain amount of the fine gravel
that had originally been spread over the courtyard. The depression lay at right
angles to the dolmen. It was six feet long and shelved up to the level of the
surrounding area. At the end farthest from the dolmen there was a dark viscous
patch, about four niches in diameter, overlying a little drift of gravel. A
further patch, larger, lay about a foot from it, nearer the dolmen and still in
the hollow.
"You
know, Carey," Alleyn said under his breath and out of the sergeant's
hearing, "he should never have been moved: never."
Carey,
scarlet-faced, said loudly, "I know's well as the next man, sir, the
remains didn't ought to have been shifted. But shifted they were before us
chaps could raise a finger to stop it. Parson comes in and says, 'It's not
decent as it is,' and, with 'is own 'ands, takes off mask and lays out the
pieces tidy-like while Obby, 'ere, and I were still ordering back the
crowd."
"You
were here too, Sergeant?"
"Oh,
ya-as, Mr. Alleyn. All through."
"And
seeing, in a manner of speaking, the damage was done and rain setting in, we
put the remains into his own car, which is an old station-waggon. Simmy-Dick
and Mr. Stayne gave us a hand. We took them back to the forge. They're in his
lean-to coach-house, Mr. Alleyn, locked up proper with a police seal on the
door and the only other constable in five mile on duty beside it."
"Yes,
yes," Alleyn said. "All right. Now, tell me, Carey, you did actually
see how it was before the parson tidied things up, didn't you?"
"I
did, then, and not likely to forget it."
"Good.
How was it?"
Carey
drew the back of his hand across his mouth and looked hard at the shallow
depression. "I reckon," he said, "those two patches show pretty
clear. One's blood from head and 'tother's blood from trunk."
Fox was
squatting above them with a rule in his hands. "Twenty-three inches
apart," he said.
"How
was the body lying?" Alleyn asked. "Exactly." "Kind of
cramped up and on its left side, sir. Huddled. Knees to chin."
"And
the head?"
"That
was what was so ghastly," Carey burst out "'Tother way round."
"Do
you mean the crown of the head and not the neck was towards the trunk?"
"Just
so, Mr. Alleyn. Still tied up in that there bag thing with the face on
it."
"I
reckoned," Sergeant Obby ventured, "that it must of been kind of
disarranged hi the course of the proceedings."
"By
the dancers?"
"I
reckoned so, sir. Must of been."
"In
the final dance, after the mock beheading, did the Five Sons go behind the
stone?"
There
was a silence. The superintendent and the sergeant eyed each other.
"I
don't believe they did, you know, Sarge," Carey said.
"Put
it that way, no more don't I, then."
"But
the other two. The man-woman and the hobby-horse?"
"They
were every which-way," Carey said.
Alleyn
muttered, "If they'd come round here they could hardly fail to see what
was lying there. What colour were his clothes?"
"Whitish,
mostly."
"There
you are," Fox said.
"Well,
Thompson, get on with it. Cover the area again. When he's finished we'll take
specimens of the stains, Fox. In the meantime, what's outside the wall
there?"
Carey
took him through the rear archway. "They waited out here before the
performance started," he said.
It was
a bleak enough spot now: an open field that ran up to a ragged spinney and the
crest of the hill. On the higher slopes the snow still lay pretty thick, but
down near the wall it had melted and, to one side of the archway, there was the
great scar left by the bonfire. It ran out from the circular trace of the fire
itself in a blackened streak about fourteen feet long.
"And
here," Alleyn said pointing his stick at a partially burnt-out drum, lying
on its side in the fire-scar, "we have the tar barrel?"
"That's
so, Mr. Alleyn. For 'Crack.'"
"Looks
as if it caught fire."
"Reckon
it might have got overturned when all the skylarking was going on between Mr.
Ralph and Ernie. They ran through here. There was a mighty great blaze sprung
up about then. The fire might have spread to it"
"Wouldn't
the idea be to keep the fire as an extra attraction, though?"
"Maybe
they lit it early for warmth. One of them may have got excited-like and poured
tar on it."
"Ernie,
for instance," Alleyn said patiently, and Carey replied that it was very
likely.
"And
this?" Alleyn went on. "Look at this, Carey."
Round
the burnt-out scar left by the bonfire lay a fringe of green brushwood that had
escaped complete destruction. A little inside it, discoloured and deadened by
the heat, its wooden handle a mere blackened stump, was a steel blade about
eighteen inches long.
"That's
a slasher," Alleyn said.
iii
"That's
Copse Forge," Carey said. "Stood there a matter of four hundred year
and the smith's been an Andersen for as long as can be reckoned."
"Not
so profitable," Fox suggested, "nowadays, would it be?"
"Nothing
like. Although he gets all the shoeing for the Mardian and adjacent hunts and
any other smith's jobs for miles around. Chris has got a mechanic's ticket and
does a bit with cars. A big oil company's offered to back them if they convert
to a service station. I believe Simmy-Dick Begg's very anxious to run it. The
boys like the idea but the Guiser wouldn't have it at any price. There's a main
road to be put through, too."
"Do
they all work here?" Alleyn asked. "Surely not?"
"No,
no. Dan, the eldest, and the twins, Andy and Nat, are on their own. Farming.
Chris and Ernie work at the forge. Hullo, that's Dr. Otterly's car. I axed him
to be here and the five boys beside. Mr. Ralph and Simmy-Dick Begg are coming
up to the pub at two. If that suits, of course."
Alleyn
said it did. As they drew up, Dr. Otterly got out of his car and waited for
them. His tweed hat was pulled down over his nose and his hands were thrust
deep in the pockets of his covert-coat.
He
didn't wait to be introduced but came up and looked in at the window of their
car.
“‘Morning,"
he said. "Glad you've managed to get here. 'Morning, Carey. Expect you
are, too."
"We're
damn' pleased to see you," Alleyn rejoined. "It's not every day you
get police-officers and a medical man to give what almost amounts to
eyewitnesses' evidence of a capital crime."
"There's
great virtue in that 'almost,' however," Dr. Otterly said and added,
"I suppose you want to have a look at him."
"Please."
"Want
me to come?"
"I
think so. Don't you, Carey?"
They
went through the smithy. There was no fire that morning and no heart in the
place. It smelt of cold iron and stale horse-sweat. Carey led the way out by a
back door into a yard. Here stood a small ramshackle cottage and, alongside it,
the lean-to coach-house.
"He
lived in the cottage, did he?" Alleyn asked.
"Chris
and Ern keep there. The old chap slept in a little room off the smithy. They
all ate in the cottage, however."
"They're
in there now," Dr. Otterly said. "Waiting."
"Good,"
Alleyn said. "They won't have to wait much longer. Will you open up,
Carey?" . With some evidence of gratification, Carey broke the seal he had
put on the double-doors of the coach-house and opened them wide enough to make
an entry.
It was
a dark place filled with every imaginable kind of junk, but a space had been
cleared in the middle and an improvised bier made up from boxes and an old door
covered by a horse-cloth.
A clean
sheet had been laid over the Guiser. When Dr. Otterly turned this down it was a
shock, after the conventional decency of the arrangements, to see an old dead
man in the dirty dress of a clown. For collar, there was a ragged bloodstained
and slashed frill and this had been pulled up to hide the neck. The face was
smudged with black on the nose, forehead, cheek bones and chin.
"That's
burnt cork," Dr. Otterly said. "From inside his mask, you know. Ernie
had put it on over his black make-up when he thought he was going to dance the
Fool."
The
Guiser's face under these disfigurements was void of expression. The eyes had
been closed, but the mouth gaped. The old hands, chapped and furrowed, were
crossed heavily over the breastbone. The tunic was patched with bloodstains.
And above the Guiser, slung on wooden pins, were the shells of his fellow
mummers. "Crack," the Hobby-Horse, was there. Its hinged jaw had
dropped as if m burlesque of the head below it. The harness dangled over its
flat drum-shaped carcass, which was propped against the wall. Nearby hung the
enormous crinoline of the Betty and, above it, as if they belonged to each
other, the Guiser's bag-like and dolorous mask, hanging upside down by its
strings. It was stained darkly round the strings and also at the other end, at
the apex of the scalp. This interested Alleyn immensely. Lower down, caught up
on a nail, was the rabbit-cap. Further away hung the clothes and sets of bells
belonging to the Five Sons.
From
the doorway, where he had elected to remain, Carey said, "We thought best
to lock all their gear hi here, Mr. Alleyn. The swords are hi that sacking
there, on the bench."
"Good,"
Alleyn said.
He
glanced up at Fox. "All right," he said, and Fox, using his great
hands very delicately, turned down the rag of frilling from the severed neck.
"One
swipe," Dr. Otterly's voice said.
"From
slightly to the right of front centre to slightly left of back centre, would
you say?" Alleyn asked.
"I
would." Dr. Otterly sounded surprised. "I suppose you chaps get to
know about things."
"I'm
glad to say that this sort of thing doesn't come even our way very often. The
blow must have fallen above the frill on his tunic and below the strings that
tied the bag-mask. Would you say he'd been upright or prone when it
happened?"
"Your
Home Office man will know better than I about that If it was done Standing I'd
say it was by somebody who was just slightly taller than the poor Old
Guiser."
"Yes.
Was there anybody like that in the team?"
"No.
They're all much taller."
"And
there you are. Let's have a look at that whiffler, Fox."
Fox
went over to the bench. "The whiffler," Carey said from the door,
"is rolled up separate. He didn't want to part with it, didn't
Ernie."
Fox
came back with Ernie's sword, holding it by the red cord that was threaded
through the tip. "You can see the stains left by ah that
green-stuff," he said. "And sharp! You'd be astounded."
"We'd
better put Bailey on it for dabs, though I don't fancy there's much future
there. What do you think, Dr. Otterly? Could this be the weapon?"
"Without
a closer examination of the wound, I wouldn't like to say. It would depend—but,
no," Dr. Otterly said, "I can't give an opinion."
Alleyn
had turned away and was looking at the garments hanging on the wall. 'Tar over
everything. On the Betty's skirt, the Sons' trousers and, I suppose, on a good
many village maidens' stockings and shoes, to say nothing of their coats."
"It's
a cult," Dr. Otterly said.
"Fertility
rite?"
"Of
course."
"See
old Uncle Frazer and all," Alleyn muttered. He turned to the rabbit.
"Recently killed and gutted with head left on. Strings on it. What
for?"
"He
wore it on his head."
"How
very undelicious. Why?"
"Helped
the decapitation effect. He put his head through the lock of swords, untied the
strings and, as the Sons drew the swords, he let the rabbit's head drop. They
do it in the Grenoside sword-dance too, I believe. It's quite startling—the
effect."
"I
daresay. In this case, rather over-shadowed by the subsequent event,"
Alleyn said drily.
"All
right!" Dr. Otterly ejaculated with some violence. "I know it's
beastly. All right."
Alleyn
glanced at him and then turned to look at "Crack's" harness.
"This must weigh a tidy lump. How does he wear it?"
"The
head is on a sort of rod. His own head is inside the canvas neck. It was made
in the smithy."
"The
century before last?"
"Or
before that. The body too. It hangs from the yoke. His head goes through a hole
into the canvas tube, which has got a sort of window in it. 'Crack's' head is
on top again and joined to the yoke by the flexible rod inside the neck. By
torchlight it looks quite a thing."
"I
believe you," Alleyn said absently. He examined the harness and then
turned to the Betty's crinoline. "How does this go on? It's a mountain of
a garment."
"It
hangs from a kind of yoke too. But, in his case, the arms are free. The frame,
as you see, is made of withies, like basket-work. In the old days, there used
to be quite a lot of fairly robust fun with the Betty. The chap who was acting
her would chase some smaller fellow round the ring and pop the crinoline thing
right over him and go prancing off with the little chap hidden under his
petticoats, as it were. Sometimes he collared a girl. You can imagine the sort
of barracking that went on."
"Heaps
of broad bucolic fun," Alleyn said, "was doubtless had by all. It's
got a touch of the tar brush too, but not much."
"I
expect Ralph kept clear of 'Crack' as well as he could."
"And
the Guiser?" Alleyn returned to the bier and removed the sheet completely.
"A
little tar on the front of the tunic and"—he stopped—"quite a lot on
the hands," he said. "Did he handle the tar barrel do you know?"
"Earlier
in the day perhaps. But no. He was out of action, earlier. Does it
matter?"
"It
might," Alleyn said. "It might matter very much indeed. Then again,
not. Have you noticed this fairly recent gash across the palm of his right
hand?"
"I
saw it done." Dr. Otterly's gaze travelled to the whiffler, which Fox
still held by the ribbons. He looked away quickly.
"With
that thing," Alleyn asked, "by any chance?"
"Actually,
yes."
"How
did it happen?"
"It
was nothing, really. A bit of a dust-up about it being too sharp. He—ah—he
tried to grab it away from—well, from—"
"Don't
tell me," Alleyn said. "Ernie."
IV
The
shutters were down over the private bar and the room was deserted. Camilla went
in and sat by the fire. Since last night she had felt the cold. It was as if
some of her own natural warmth had deserted her. When the landlord had driven
her and Trixie back to the pub from Mardian Castle, Camilla had shivered so
violently that they had given her a scalding toddy and two aspirins and Trixie
had put three stone hot-jugs in her bed.
Eventually,
she had dropped into a doze and was running away again from "Crack."
He was the big drum in a band. Somebody beat him with two swords making a sound
like a fiddle. His jaws snapped, dreadfully close. She experienced the dream of
frustrated escape. His breath was hot on her neck and her feet were leaden.
Then there was Ralph, with his arms strapped close about her, saying,
"It's all right. I'll take care of you.'' That was Heaven at first, but
even that wasn't quite satisfactory because Ralph was trying to stop her
looking at something. In the over-distinct voice of nighI’mare, he said,
"You don't want to watch Ernie because it's not most awfully nice."
But Ernie jumped up on the dolmen and shouted at the top of his voice,
"What price blood for the stone?" Then all the morris bells began to
jingle like an alarm clock and she woke.
Awake,
she remembered how Ralph had, in fact, run to where she and Trixie stood and
had told them to go to the car at once. That was after Ernie had fainted and
Dame Alice had made her announcement. The landlord, Tom Plowman, had gone up to
the stone and had been ordered away by Dr. Otterly and Carey. He drove the
girls back to the pub and, on the way, told them in great detail what he had
seen. He was very excited and pleased with himself for having looked behind the
stone. In one of her dreams during the night, Camilla thought he made her look
too.
Now she
sat by the fire and tried to get a little order into her thoughts. It was her
grandfather who had been murdered, dreadfully and mysteriously, and it was her
uncle who had exulted and collapsed. She herself, therefore, must be said to be
involved. She felt as if she were marooned and deserted. For the first time
since the event she was inclined to cry.
The
door opened and she turned, her hand over her mouth. "Ralph!" she
said.
He came
to her quickly and dragged up a chair so that he could sit and hold both her
hands.
"You
want me now, Camilla," he said, "don't you?"
CHAPTER
SIX: Copse Forge
RALPH
had big hands. When they closed like twin shells over Camilla's her own felt
imprisoned and fluttery, like birds.
She
looked at his eyes and hair, which were black, at his face, which was lean, and
at his ears, which were protuberant and, at that moment, scarlet. "I am in
love with Ralph," thought Camilla.
She
said, "Hullo, you. I thought we'd agreed not to meet again. After last
Sunday."
"Thing
of the past," Ralph said grandly.
"You
promised your father."
"I've
told him I consider myself free. Under the circs."
"Ralph,"
Camilla said, "you mustn't cash in on murder."
"Is
that a very kind thing to say?"
"Perhaps
it's not. I don't mean I'm not glad to see you—but—well, you know."
"Look,"
he said, "there are one or two things I've got to know. Important things.
I've got to know them, Camilla. The first is: are you terribly upset about last
night? Well, of course you are, but so much upset, I mean, that one just
mustn't bother you about anything. Or are you—Oh, God, Camilla, I've never so
much as kissed you and I do love you so much."
"Do
you? No, never mind. About your first question: I just don't know how I feel
about Grandfather and that's a fact. As far as it's a personal thing—well, I
scarcely even knew him ten days ago. But, since I got here, we've seen quite a
lot of each other and—this is what you may find hard to believe—we kind of
clicked, Grandfather and I."
Ralph
said on an odd inflexion, "You certainly did that," and then looked
as if he wished he hadn't
Camilla, frowning with concentration,
unconsciously laced her fingers through his.
"You,
of course," she said, "just think of him as a bucolic character. The
Old Guiser. Wonderful old boy hi his way. Not many left. Didn't have much truck
with soap and water. Half of me felt like that about him: the Campion half.
Smelly old cup-of-tea, it thought. But then I'd see my mother look out of his
eyes."
"Of
course," he said. "I know." "Do you? You can't quite know,
dear Ralph. You're all-of-a-piece: half Mardian, half Stayne. I'm an
alloy."
"You're
a terrible old inverted snob," he said fondly, but she paid no attention
to this.
"But
as for sorrow—personal grief," she was saying, "no. No. Not exactly
that. It doesn't arise. It's the awful grotesquerie that's so nighI’marish.
It's like something out of Webster or Marlowe: horror-plus. It gives one the
horrors to think of it."
"So
you know what happened? Exactly, I mean?" She made a movement of her head
indicating the landlord. "He saw. He told us: Trixie and me."
She
felt a stillness in his hands, almost as if he would draw them away, but he
didn't do that "The whole thing!" she exclaimed. "It's so
outlandish and sickening and ghastly. The way he was dressed and everything.
And then one feels such pity." "He couldn't have known anything at
all about it." "Are you sure? How can you tell?" "Dr.
Otterly says so."
"And
then—worst of all, unthinkably worst—the—
what it
was—the crime. You see, I can't use the word."
"Yes,"
Ralph said. "There's that."
Camilla
looked at him with panic in her eyes. "The
boys!"
she said. "They couldn't. Any of them. Could
they?"
He didn't answer, and she cried out, "I know
what you're
thinking. You're thinking about Ernie and
—what
he's like. You're remembering what I told you
about
the dog. And what you said happened with his
sword.
Aren't you?" "All right," Ralph said. "I am. No, darling.
Wait a bit. Suppose, just suppose it is that It would be quite dreadful and
Ernie would have to go through a very bad time and probably spend several years
in a criminal lunatic asylum. But there'd be no question of anything worse than
that happening to him. It's perfectly obvious, if you'll excuse me, darling,
that old Ernie's only about fifteen-and-fourpence in the pound."
"Well,
I daresay it is," Camilla said, looking very white. "But to do
that!"
"Look,"
he said, "I'm going on to my next question. Please answer it."
"I
can guess—"
"All
right. Wait a bit. I've told you I love you. You said you were not sure how you
felt and wanted to get away and think about it. Fair enough. I respected that
and I'd have held off and not waited for you on Sunday if it hadn't been for
seeing you in church and—well, you know."
"Yes,
well, we disposed of that, didn't we?"
"You
were marvellously understanding. I thought everything was going my way. But
then you started up this business. Antediluvian hooey! Because you're what you
choose to call an 'alloy' you say it wouldn't do for us to marry. Did you, by
any chance, come down here to see your mother's people with the idea of facing
up to that side of it?"
"Yes,"
Camilla said, "I did."
"You
wanted to glower out of the smithy at the county riding by."
"In
effect. Though it's not the most attractive way of putting it."
"Do
you love me, blast you?"
"Yes,"
Camilla said wildly. "I do. So shut up."
"Not
bloody likely! Camilla, how marvellous! How frightfully, frightfully nice of
you to love me. I can't get over it," said Ralph, who, from emotion and
rapture, had also turned white.
"But
I stick to my point," she said. "What's your great-aunt going to say?
What's your father going to think? Ralph, can you look me in the eye and tell
me they wouldn't mind?"
"If
I look you in the eye I shall kiss you."
"Ah!
You see? You can't. And now—now when this has happened! There'll be the most
ghastly publicity, won't there? What about that? What sort of a fiancée am I
going to be to a rising young county solicitor? Can you see the headlines?
'History Repeats Itself! 'Mother Ran Away from Smithy to Marry Baronet'!
'Grand-daughter of Murdered Blacksmith Weds Peer's Grand-son'! 'Fertility Rite
Leads to Engagement'! Perhaps—perhaps—'Niece of—' What are you doing?"
Ralph
had got up and, with an air of determination, was buttoning his mackintosh.
"I'm going," he said, "to send a telegraph to Auntie Times.
Engagement announced between—"
"You're
going to do nothing of the sort." They glared at each other.
"Oh!" Camilla exclaimed, flapping her hands at him, "what am I
going to do with you? And how can I feel so happy?"
She
made an exasperated little noise and bolted into his arms.
Alleyn
walked in upon this scene and, with an apologetic ejaculation, hurriedly walked
out again.
Neither
Ralph nor Camilla was aware either of Ms entry or of his withdrawal.
II
When
they had left Bailey and Thompson to deal with certain aspects of technical
routine in the old coach-house, Alleyn and Fox, taking Carey and Dr. Otterly
with them, had interviewed the Guiser's five sons.
They
had found them crammed together in a tiny kitchen-living-room in the cottage
next door to the coach-house. It was a dark room, its two predominant features
being an immense iron range and a table covered with a plush cloth. Seated
round this table in attitudes that were somehow on too large a scale for their
environment were the five Andersen sons: Daniel, Andrew, Nathaniel, Christopher
and Ernest.
Dr.
Otterly had knocked and gone in and the others had followed him. Dan had risen;
the others merely scraped their chair legs and settled back again. Carey
introduced them.
Alleyn
was greatly struck by the close family resemblance among the Andersens. Even
the twins were scarcely more like to each other than to the other three
brothers. They were all big, sandy, blue-eyed men with fresh colour in their
cheeks: heavy and powerful men whose muscles bulged hard under their
countrymen's clothing. Dan's eyes were red and his hands not perfectly steady.
Andy sat with raised brows as if in a state of guarded astonishment. Nat looked
bashful and Chris angry. Ernie kept a little apart from his brothers. A faint,
foolish smile was on his mouth and he grimaced; not broadly, but with a
portentous air as if he was possessed of some hidden advantage.
Alleyn
and Fox were given a chair at the table. Carey and Dr. Otterly sat on a
horsehair sofa against the wall and were thus a little removed from the central
party.
Alleyn
said, "I'm sorry to have to worry you when you've already had to take so
much, but I'm sure that you'll want the circumstances of your father's death to
be cleared up as quickly as possible."
They
made cautious sounds in their throats. He waited and, presently, Dan said,
"Goes without saying, sir, we want to get to the bottom of this. We'm kind
of addle-headed and over-set, one way and 'tother, and can't seem to take to
any notion."
"Look
at it how you like," Andy said, "it's fair fantastical."
There
was a strong smell of stale tobacco-smoke in the room. Alleyn threw his pouch
and a packet of cigarettes on the table. "Suppose we take our pipes to
it," he said. "Help yourselves."
After a
proper show of deprecation they did so: Ernie alone preferred a cigarette and
rolled his own. He grimaced over the job, working his mouth and eyebrows. While
they were still busy with their pipes and tobacco, Alleyn began to talk to
them.
"Before
we can even begin to help," he said, "well have to get as clear an
account of yesterday's happenings as all of you can give us. Now,
Superintendent Carey has already talked to you and he's given me a damn' good
report on what was said. I just want to take up one or two of his points and
see if we can carry them a bit further. Let's go back, shall we, to yesterday
evening, about half an hour before the Dance of the Five Sons was due to start.
All right?"
They
were lighting their pipes now. They looked up at him guardedly and waited.
"I
understand," Alleyn went on, "that would be about half past eight.
The performers were already at Mardian Castle, with the exception of Mr.
William Andersen himself and his youngest son, Mr. Ernest Andersen. That
right?"
Silence.
Then Dan, who looked like becoming the spokesman, said, "Right
enough."
"Mr.
William Andersen—may I for distinction use the name by which I'm told he was
universally known—the Guiser? That means 'the mummer,' doesn't it?"
"Literally,"
Dr. Otterly said from the sofa, "it means 'the disguised one.'"
"Lord,
yes! Of course. Well, the Guiser, at half past eight, was still down here at
the forge. And Mr. Ernest Andersen was either here too, or shortly to return
here, because he was to drive his father up to the castle. Stop me if I go
wrong."
Silence.
"Good.
The Guiser was resting hi a room that opens off the smithy itself. When did
he-go there, if you please?"
"I
can answer that one," Dr. Otterly said. "I looked in at midday to see
how he was and he wasn't feeling too good. I told him that if he wanted to
appear at all he'd have to take the day off—I said I'd come back later on and
have another look at him. Unfortunately, I got called out on an urgent case and
found myself running late. I dined at the castle and it doesn't do to be late
there. I'd had a word with the boys about the Guiser and arranged to have a
look at him when he arrived and—"
"Yes,"
Alleyn said. "Thank you so much. Can we just take it from there? So he
rested all day in his room. Any of you go and see how he was getting on?"
"Not
us!" Chris said. "He wouldn't have nobody anigh him when he was
laying-by. Told us all to keep off."
"So
you went up to the castle without seeing him?"
Dan
said, "I knocked on the door and says,'We're off then,' and, 'Hoping to
see you later,' and Dad sings out, 'Send Ern back at half past. I'll be there.'
So we all went up along and Ern drove back at half past like he'd said."
"Right."
Alleyn turned to Ernie and found him leaning back in his chair with his
cigarette in his mouth and his hands clasped behind his neck. There was
something so strained in this attitude that it suggested a kind of clumsy
affectation. "Now, will you tell us just what happened when you came back
for your father?"
"A-a-a-aw!"
Ernie drawled, without looking at him. "I dunno. Nuthin'."
"Naow,
naow, naow!" counselled his brothers anxiously.
"Was
he still in his room?"
"Reckon
so. Must of been," Ernie said and laughed.
"Did
you speak to him?"
"Not
me."
"What
did you do?"
Nat
said, "Ernie seen the message—"
"Wait
a bit," Alleyn said. "I think we'll have it from him, if we may. What
did you do, Ernie? What happened? You went into the forge, did you—and
what?"
"He'd
no call," Ernie shouted astonishingly without changing his posture or
shifting his gaze, "he'd no call to treat me like 'e done. Old sod."
"Answer what you're axed, you damned young fool," Chris burst out,
"and don't talk silly." The brothers all began to tell Alleyn that
Ernie didn't mean what he said.
Alleyn
held up his hand and they stopped. "Tell me what happened," he said
to Ernie. "You went into the forge and what did you see?"
"Ar?"
He turned his head and looked briefly at Alleyn. "Like Nat says. I seen
the message pinned to his door."
Alleyn
drew from his coat pocket the copper-plate billhead with its pencilled message.
It had been mounted between two sheets of glass by Bailey. He said, "Look
at this, will you? Is this the message?"
Ernie
took it in his hand and gave a great laugh. Fox took it away from him.
"What
did you do then?" Alleyn asked.
"Me?
Like what it says. 'Young Ern,' that's me, 'will have to.' There was his things
hanging up ready: mask, clothes and old rabbity cap. So I puts 'em on;
quick."
"Were
you already dressed as the whiffling son?"
"Didn't
matter. I put 'em on over. Quiet like. 'Case he heard and changed his mind. Out
and away, quick. Into old bus and up the road. Whee-ee-ee!" Ernie gave a
small boy's illustration of excessive speed. "I bet I looked right clever.
I was the Fool, I was. Driving fast to the dance. Whee-ee-ee!"
Dan
suddenly buried his face in his hands. "'Tain't decent," he said.
Alleyn
took them through the scene after Ernie's arrival. They said they had passed
round the note and then sent it in to Dr. Otterly by Dan's young son, Bill, who
was then dressed and black-faced in his role of understudy. Dr. Otterly came
out. The brothers added some last-minute instructions to the boy. When the
clock struck nine, Dr. Otterly went into the courtyard with his fiddle. It was
at that moment they all heard Mrs. Bünz’s car hooting and labouring up the
drive. As they waited for their entrance-music, the car appeared round the
outer curve of the old wall with the Guiser rampant in the passenger's seat.
Dr. Otterly heard the subsequent rumpus and went back to see what had happened.
It
appeared that, during the late afternoon, the Guiser had fallen deeply asleep
and had woken refreshed and fighting fit, only to hear his son driving away
without him. Speechless with rage, he had been obliged to accept a hitch-hike
from his enemy, Mrs. Bünz.
"He
was jibbering when he got to us," Otterly said, "and pretty well
incoherent. He grabbed Ernie and began hauling his Fool's clothes off
him."
"And
how," Alleyn said to Ernie, "did you enjoy that?"
Ernie,
to the evident perturbation of his brothers, flew into a retrospective rage. As
far as Alleyn could make out, he had attempted to defy his father but had been
hurriedly quelled by his brothers.
"Ern
didn't want to whiffle," Dan said and they all confirmed this eagerly.
Ernie had refused to dance if he couldn't dance the Fool. Simon Begg had
finally prevailed on him.
"I
done it for the Wing-Commander and not for another soul. He axed me and I done
it. I went out and whiffled."
From
here, what they had to tell followed without addition the account Alleyn had
already heard from Carey. None of the five sons had, at any stage of their
performance, gone behind the dolmen to the spot where their father lay hidden.
They were all positive the Guiser could neither have left the courtyard nor
returned to it, alive or dead. They were equally and mulishly positive that no
act of violence could have been done upon him during the period begun by his
mock fall and terminated by the discovery of his decapitated body. They stuck
to this, loudly repeating their argument and banging down their great palms on
the table. It was impossible.
"I
take it," said Mr. Fox during a pause, "that we don't believe in
fairies." He looked mildly round the table. "Not at the bottom of
this garden, anyway," Alleyn muttered.
"My
dad did, then," Ernie shouted. "Did what?" Alleyn asked
patiently. "Believe in fairies." Fox sighed heavily and made a note.
"Did he," Alleyn continued, "believe in sacrifices too?"
The
Guiser's five sons fidgeted and said nothing. "The old idea, you
know," Alleyn said. "I may have got it wrong, but in the earliest
times didn't they sacrifice something—a bird, wasn't it—on some of these old
stones? At certain times of the year?"
After a
further and protracted silence, Dr. Otterly said, "No doubt they
did."
"I
take it that this morris dance—cum-sword-dance-cum-mumming-play—forgive me if
I've got the terms muddled—is a survival of some such practice?"
"Yes,
yes, of course," Dr. Otterly said, impatiently, and yet with the air of a
man whose hobby-horse is at the mounting-block. "Immeasurably the richest
survival we have."
"Really?
The ritual death of the Fool is the old mystery of sacrifice, isn't it, with
the promise of renewal behind it?" "Exactly."
"And,
at one time, there would have been actual bloodshed? Or well might have
been?" To this there was no answer. "Who," Alleyn asked,
"killed Dame Alice's goose yesterday afternoon and put it on the
dolmen?"
Through
the pipe smoke that now hung thick over the table he looked round the circle of
reddened faces. "Ernie," he said, "was it you?"
A slow
grin stretched Ernie's mouth until he looked remarkably like a bucolic Fool
himself. "I whiffled 'im," he said.
iii
As
Ernie was not concerned to extend this statement and returned very foolish
answers to any further questions, Alleyn was obliged to listen to his brothers,
who were eager in explanation.
Throughout
yesterday morning, they said, while they erected the torches and prepared the
bonfire, they had suffered a number of painful and determined assaults from
Dame Alice's geese. One male, in particular, repeatedly placing himself in the
van, had come hissing down upon them. Damaging stabs and sidelong slashes had
been administered, particularly upon Ernie, who had greatly resented them. He
had been sent up again in the afternoon with the gardener's slasher, which he
had himself sharpened, and had been told to cut down the brambles on the
dancing area. In the dusk, the gander had made a final assault and an extremely
painful one. Irked beyond endurance, Ernie had swiped at him with the slasher.
When they arrived in the evening the brothers were confronted with the corpse
and taken to task by Miss Mardian. Subsequently, they had got the whole story
out of Ernie. He now listened to their recital with a maddening air of
complacency.
"Do
you agree that is what happened?" Alleyn asked him and he clasped his
hands behind his head, rocked to and fro and chuckled. "That's right,"
he said. "I whiffled 'im proper."
"Why
did you leave the bird on the dolmen?"
Ernie
said conceitedly, "You foreign chaps wouldn't rightly catch on. I know
what for I done it"
"Was
it blood for the stone?"
He
ducked his head low between his shoulders and looked sideways at Alleyn.
"Happen it was, then. And happen 'twasn't enough, however."
"Wanted
more?" Alleyn asked and mentally crossed his thumbs.
"Wanted
and got it, then."
("Naow,
naow, naow!")
Ernie unclasped his hands and brought them
down on the table. He gripped the edge so hard that the table quivered.
"His own fault," he gabbled, "and not a soul else's. Blood axes
for blood and always will. I told him. Look what he done on me, Sunday.
Murdered my dog, he did, murdered my dog on me when my back was turned. What he
done Sunday come home on him, Wednesday, and not a soul to answer for it but
himself. Bloody murderer, he was, and paid in his own coin."
Chris
Andersen reached out and gripped his brother's arm. "Shut your mouth,"
he said.
Dan
said, "You won't stop him that fashion. Take thought for yourself, Ernie.
You're not right smart in the head, boy. Your silly ways is well known: no
blame to you if you're not so clear-minded as the rest of us. Keep quiet, then,
or, in your foolishness, you'll bring shame on the family." His brothers
broke into a confused chorus of approval
Alleyn
listened, hoping to glean something from the general rumpus, but the brothers
merely reiterated their views with increased volume, no variation and little
sense.
Ernie
suddenly jabbed his forefinger at Chris. "You can't talk, Chrissie,"
he roared. "What about what happened yesterday? What about what you said
you'd give 'im if he crossed you over—you know what—"
There
was an immediate uproar. Chris and his three elder brothers shouted in unison
and banged their fists down on the table.
Alleyn
stood up. This unexpected movement brought about an instant quiet.
"I'm
sorry, men," he said, "but from the way things are shaping, there can
be no point in my keeping you round this table. You will stay either here or
hereabouts, if you please, and we shall hi due course see each of you alone.
Your father's body will be taken to the nearest mortuary for examination, which
will be made by the Home Office pathologist. As soon as we can allow the
funeral to take place you will be told all about it. There will, of course, be
an inquest which you'll be asked to attend. If you think it wise to do so, you
may be legally represented, individually or as a family." He stopped,
looked at each of them in turn and then said, "I'm going to do something
that is unorthodox. Before I do so, however, I warn you that to conspire—that
is, to act together and in collaboration for the purpose of withholding vital
evidence—in a case of murder can be an extremely serious offence. I may be
wrong, but I believe there is some such intention in your minds. You will do
well to give it up. Now. Before more harm can come of it."
He
waited but they said nothing.
"All
right," said Alleyn, 'Veil get on with it." He turned to Ernie.
"Last night, after your father's body had been found, I'm told you leapt
on the stone where earlier hi the day you had put the dead gander. I'm told you
pointed your sword at the German lady, who was standing not very far away, and
you said, 'Ask her. She's the one that did it.' Did you do this?"
A
half-smile touched Ernie's mouth, but he said nothing. "Did you?"
Alleyn insisted.
"Ernie
took a queer turn," Andy said. "He can't rightly remember after his
turns."
"Let
'un answer for himself. Did you do this, Ernie?"
"I
might and I might not. If they say so, I might of."
"Do
you think the German lady killed your father?"
"'Course
she didn't," Chris said angrily. "She couldn't."
"I
asked Ernie if he thought she did."
"
dunno." Ernie muttered and laughed.
"Very
well, then," Alleyn said and decided suddenly to treat them to a rich
helping of ham. "Here, in the presence of you all—you five sons of a
murdered father—I ask you, Ernest Andersen, if you cut off that father's
head."
Ernie
looked at Alleyn, blinked and opened his mouth: but whether to speak or
horridly to laugh again would never be known. A shadow had fallen across the
little room. A voice from the doorway said; "I'd keep my mouth shut on
that one if I were you, Corp." It was Simon Begg.
He came
forward easily. His eyes were bright as if he enjoyed the effect he had made.
His manner was very quietly tough. Alleyn wondered if it was based on some
model that was second-rate but fully authentic.
"Sorry
if I intrude," Simon said. "I'm on my way to the pub to be grilled by
the cops and thought I'd look in. But perhaps you are the cops. Are you?"
"I'm
afraid so," Alleyn said. "And you, I think, must be Mr. Simon
Begg."
"He's
my Wing-Commander, he is," Ernie cut in. "We was in the same crowd,
him and me."
"O.K.,
boy, O.K.," Simon said and, passing round the table, put his hand on
Ernie's shoulder. "You talk such a lot," he said good-naturedly.
"Keep your great trap shut, Corp, and you'll come to no harm." He
cuffed Ernie lightly over the head and looked brightly at Alleyn. "The
Corp," he said, "is just a great big baby: not quite with us, shall
we say. Maybe you like them that way. Anything I can do for you?"
Alleyn
said, "If you'll go ahead we'll be glad to see you at the Green Man.
Or—can we give you a lift?"
"Thanks,
I've got my heap out there."
"We'll
be hard on your heels, then."
Begg
went through the motion of whistling.
"Don't
wait for me," he said, "I'll follow you."
"No,"
Alleyn said very coolly, "you won't. You'll go straight on if you
please."
"Is
that an order or a threat, Mr.—I'm afraid I don't know your rank."
"We're
not allowed to threaten. My rank couldn't matter less. Off you go."
Simon
looked at him, raised his eyebrows, said, with a light laugh, "Well,
really," and walked out. They heard him start up his engine. Alleyn
briefly surveyed the brothers Andersen.
"You
chaps," he said, "had better reconsider your position a bit.
Obviously you've talked things over. Now you'd do well to think them over, and
jolly carefully at that. In the meantime, if any of you feel like making a
sensible statement about this business I'll be glad to hear what it is."
He moved to the door, where he was joined by Fox and Carey.
"By
the way," he said, "we shall have to find out the terms of your
father's Will, if he made one."
Dan, a
picture of misery and indecision, scratched his head and gazed at Alleyn.
Andy
burst out, "We was right fond of the old man. Stood together, us did,
father and sons, so firm as a rock."
"A
united family?"
"So
we was, then," Nat protested. Chris added, "And so we are."
"I
believe you," Alleyn said.
"As
for his Will," Dan went on with great simplicity, "we can't tell you,
sir, what we don't know our own selves. Maybe he made one and maybe not."
Carey
said, "You haven't taken a look round the place at all, then?"
Andy
turned on him. "It's our father what's been done to death, Mr. Carey. It's
his body laying out there, not as an old man's did ought—peaceful and
proper—but ghastly as a sacrifice and crying aloud for—for—" He looked
round wildly, saw his youngest brother, hesitated and then broke down
completely.
"—for
justice?" Alleyn said. "Were you going to say?"
"He's
beyond earthly justice," Nat put in. "Face to face with his Maker and
no doubt proud to be there."
Superintendent
Carey said, "I did hear tell he was up to Biddlefast on Tuesday to see
lawyer Stayne."
"So
he was, then, but none of us knows why," Chris rejoined.
"Well,"
Alleyn said, "We'll be off. I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid we'll have to
leave somebody here. Whoever it is will, I'm sure, be as considerate as
possible. You see, we may have to poke back into the past. I can fully
understand," he went on, talking directly to Andy, "how you feel
about your father's death. It's been—of course it has—an appalling shock. But
you will, no doubt, have a hunt round for any papers or instructions he may
have left. I can get an expert search made if you'd rather, can just leave an
officer here to look on. In case something turns up that may be of use to us.
We really do want to make it as easy for you as we can."
They
took this without much show of interest. "There'll be cash, no
doubt," Dan said. "He was a great old one for putting away bits of
cash. Proper old jackdaw, us used to call him." He caught back his breath
harshly.
Alleyn
said, "I'm sorry it has to be like this." Dan was the one nearest to
him. "He's an elderly chap himself," Alleyn thought, and touched him
lightly on the shoulder. "Sorry," he repeated and looked at Fox and
Carey. "Shall we move on?"
"Do
you want me again?" Dr. Otterly asked.
"If
I can just have a word with you."
They
all went out through the forge. Alleyn paused and looked round.
"What
a place for a search! The collection of generations. There's the door, Fox,
where Ernie says the note was pinned. And his room's beyond that."
He went
down a narrow pathway between two heaped-up benches of litter and opened the
door in the end wall. Beyond it was a tiny room with a bed that had been pulled
together rather than made and gave clear evidence of use. The room was heaped
up with boxes, piles of old newspapers and all kinds of junk. A small table had
evidently served as a desk and bore a number of account books, files and the
Guiser’s old-fashioned copper-plate bills. In Dr. to W. Andersen, Blacksmith,
Copse Forge, South Mardian. A pencil lay across a folded pile of
blotting-paper. "Hard lead," Alleyn said to Fox, who stood in the
doorway. "The message was written with a hard point. Wonder if the paper
lay here. Let's have a look."
He held
the blotting-paper to the light and then took out his pocket lens.
"Yes," he grunted, "it's there all right. A fault trace but it
could be brought out. It's the trace of the note we've already got, my
hearties. We'll put Bailey and Thompson on to this lot. Hullo!"
He had
picked up a sheet of paper. Across it, in blue indelible pencil, was written,
Wednesday, W. Andersen, Kindly sharpen my slasher at once if not all ready done
do it yourself mind and return by bearer to avoid further trouble as urgently
require and oblige Jno. MacGlashan. P.S. I will have none but yourself on this
job.
"Carey!"
Alleyn called out, and the Superintendent loomed up behind Fox. "Who's
Jno. MacGlashan? Here, take a look at this. Will this be the slasher in
question?"
"That'll
be the one, surely," Carey agreed. "MacGlashan's the gardener up
along."
"It
was written yesterday. Who would the bearer be?"
"His
boy, no doubt."
"Didn't
they tell us Ernie sharpened the slasher? And took it up late yesterday
afternoon? And whiffled the goose's head off with it?"
"That's
right, sir. That's what they said."
"So
the boy, if the boy was the bearer, was sent empty away."
"Must
of been."
"And
the slasher comes to a sticky end hi the bonfire. Now, all of this,"
Alleyn said, rubbing his nose, "is hellish intriguing."
"Is
it?" Fox asked stolidly.
"My
dear old chap, of course it is. Nip back to the coach-house and tell Bailey and
Thompson to move hi here as soon as they're ready and do their stuff." Fox
went sedately off and Alleyn shut the door of the bedroom behind him.
"Well have this room sealed, Carey. And will you check up on the slasher
story? Find out who spoke to the boy. And, Carey, I'll leave you in charge down
here for the time being. Do you mind?"
Superintendent
Carey, slightly bewildered by this mode of approach, said that he didn't
"Right.
Come on."
He led
the way outside, where Dr. Otterly waited in his car.
Carey,
hanging off and on, said, "Will I seal the room now, sir? Or what?"
"Let
the flash and dabs chaps in first. Fox is fixing them. Listen as
inconspicuously as you can to the elder Andersen boys' general conversation.
How old is Dan, by the way? Sixty, did you say?"
"Turned
sixty, I reckon."
"And
Ernie?"
"He
came far in the rear, which may account for him being not right smart."
"He's
smart enough," Alleyn muttered, "in a way. Believe me, he's only dumb
nor'-nor'-west and yesterday, I fancy, the wind was in the south."
"It
shifted in the night," Carey said and stared at him. "Look, Mr.
Alleyn," he burst out, "I can't help but ask. Do you reckon Ernie
Andersen's our chap?"
"My
dear man, don't know. I think his
brothers are determined to stop him talking. So's this man Begg, by the way. I
could cheerfully have knocked Begg's grinning head off his shoulders. Sorry!
Unfortunate phrase. But I believe Ernie was going to give me a straight answer,
one way or the other."
"Suppose,"
Carey said, "Ernie lost his temper with the old chap, and gave a kind of
swipe, or suppose he was just fooling with that murderous sharp whiffler of his
and—and—well, without us noticing while the Guiser was laying doggo behind the
stone—Ar, hell!"
"Yes,"
Alleyn said grimly, "and it'll turn out that the only time Ernie might
have waltzed round behind the stone was the time when young Stayne had pinched
his sword. And what about the state of the sword, Carey? Nobody had time to
clean it and restain it with green sap, had they? And, my dear man, what about
blood? Blood, Carey—which reminds me, we are keeping the doctor waiting. Leave
Bailey and Thompson here while you arrange with Obby or that P.C. by the castle
gates to take your place when you want to get off. Ill bring extra men in if we
need them. Ill leave you the car and ask Dr. Otterly to take us up to the pub.
O.K.?"
"O.K.,
Mr. Alleyn. I'll be up along later, then?"
"Right.
Here's Fox. Come on, Foxkin. Otterly, will you give us a lift?"
Carey
turned back into the forge and Alleyn and Fox got into Dr. Otterly's car.
Dr.
Otterly said, "Look here, Alleyn, before we go on I want to ask you
something."
"I
bet I know what it is. Do we or do we not include you in our list of
suspects?"
"Exactly
so," Otterly said rather stuffily. "After all, one would prefer to
know. Urn?"
"Of
course. Well, at the moment, unless you can explain how you fiddled unceasingly
in full view of a Superintendent of Police, a P.C., a Dame of the British
Empire, a parson and about fifty other witnesses during the whole of the period
when this job must have been done and, at the same time, did it, you don't look
to be a likely starter."
"Thank
you," said Dr. Otterly.
"On
the other hand, you look to be a damn' good witness. Did you watch the dancers
throughout?"
"Never
took my eyes off 'em. A conscientious fiddler doesn't."
"Wonderful.
Don't let's drive up for a moment, shall we? Tell me this. Would you swear that
it was in fact the Guiser who danced the role of Fool?"
Dr.
Otterly stared at him. "Good Lord, of course it was! I thought you
understood. I'd gone out to start proceedings, I heard the rumpus, I went back
and found him lugging his clothes off Ernie. I had a look at him, not a proper
medical look, because he wouldn't let me, and I told him if he worked himself
up any more he'd probably crack up anyway. So he calmed down, put on the Fool's
clothes and the bag-mask, and, when he was ready, I went out. Ernie followed
and did his whiffling. I could see the others waiting to come on. The old man
appeared last, certainly, but I could see him just beyond the gate, watching
the others. He'd taken his mask off and only put it on at the last moment."
"Nobody,
at any stage, could have taken his place?"
"Utterly
impossible," Otterly said impatiently.
"At
no time could he have gone offstage and swapped with somebody?"
"Lord,
Lord, Lord, how many more times! No!"
"All
right. So he danced and lay down behind the stone. You fiddled and watched and
fiddled and watched. Stayne and Ernie fooled and Stayne collared Ernie's sword.
Begg, as the Hobby-Horse, retired. These three throughout the show were all
over the place and dodged in and out of the rear archway. Do you know exactly
when and for how long any of them was out of sight?"
"I
do not. I doubt if they do. Begg dodged out after his first appearance when he
chivvied the girls, you know. It's damn' heavy, that gear he wears, and he took
the chance, during the first sword-dance, to get the weight off his shoulders.
He came back before they made the lock. He had another let-up after the
'death.' Ralph Stayne was all over the shop. In and out. So was Ernie during
their interlude."
"Right.
And at some stage Stayne returned the sword to Ernie. Dan did a solo. The Sons
danced and then came the denouement. Right?"
"It
hasn't altered," Dr. Otterly said drily, "since the last time you
asked."
"It's
got to alter sometime, somehow," Fox observed unexpectedly.
"Would
you also swear," Alleyn said, "that at no time did either Ernie or
Ralph Stayne prance round behind the stone and make one more great swipe with
the sword that might have done the job?"
"I
know damn' well neither of them did."
"Yes?
Why?"
"Because,
my dear man, as I've told you, I never took my eyes off them. I knew the old
chap was lying there. I'd have thought it a bloody dangerous thing to do."
"Is
there still another reason why it didn't happen that way?"
"Isn't
it obvious that there is?"
"Yes,"
Alleyn said, "I'd have thought it was. If anybody had killed in that way
he'd have been smothered in blood?"
"Exactly."
"But,
all the same, Otterly, there could be one explanation that would cover that
difficulty."
Dr.
Otterly slewed round in his seat and stared at Alleyn. "Yes," he
said. "Yes, you're right. I'd thought of it, of course. But I'd still
swear that neither of them did."
"All
the same it is, essentially, I'm sure, the explanation nearest to the
truth."
"And,
in the meantime," Mr. Fox observed, "we still go on believing in
fairies."
CHAPTER
SEVEN: The Green Man
BEFORE
they set off for the Green Man, Alleyn asked Dr. Otterly if he could arrange
for the Guiser's accommodation in a suitable mortuary.
"Curtis,
the Home Office man, will do the P.M.," Alleyn said, "but he's two
hundred-odd miles away across country, and the last time I heard of him he was
held up on a tricky case. I don't know how or when he'll contrive to get
here."
"Biddlefast
would offer the best facilities. It's twenty miles away. We've a cottage
hospital at Yowford where we could fix him up straightaway—after a
fashion."
"Do,
will you? Things are very unsatisfactory as they are. Can we get a mortuary van
or an ambulance?"
"The
latter. I'll fix it up."
"Look,"
Alleyn said, "I want you to do something else, if you will. I'm going now
to talk to Simon Begg, young Stayne, the German lady and the Guiser's
granddaughter, who, I hear, is staying at the pub. Will you sit in on the
interviews? Will you tell me if you think anything they may say is contrary to
the facts as you observed them? Will you do that, Otterly?"
Dr.
Otterly stared at the dripping landscape and whistled softly through his teeth.
"I don't know," he said at last.
"Don't
you? Tell me, if this is deliberate homicide, do you want the man run in?"
"I
suppose so." He pulled out his pipe and opened the door to knock it out on
the running-board. When he re-appeared he was very red in the face. "I may
as well tell you," he said, "that I disapprove strongly and
vehemently of the McNaughton Rules and would never voluntarily bring anybody
who was mentally a borderline case under their control."
"And
you look upon Ernie Andersen as such a case."
"I
do. He's an epileptic. Petit mal. Very rare attacks, but he had one, last
night, after he saw what had happened to his father. I won't fence with you,
but I tell you that, if I thought Ernie Andersen stood any chance of being
hanged for the murder of his father, I wouldn't utter a syllable that might
lead to his arrest."
"What
would you do?"
"Bully
a couple of brother-medicos into certifying him and have him put away."
Alleyn
said, "Why don't you chaps get together and make a solid medical front
against the McNaughton Rules? But never mind that now. Perhaps if I tell you
exactly what I'm looking for in this case, you'll feel more inclined to sit in.
Mind you, I may be looking for something that doesn't exist. The theory, if it
can be graced with the title, is based on such slender evidence that it comes
jolly close to being guesswork and, when you find a cop guessing, you kick him
in the pants. Still, here, for what it's worth, is the line of country."
Dr.
Otterly stuffed his pipe, lit it, threw his head back and listened. When Alleyn
had finished, he said, "By God, I wonder!" and then, "All right
I'll sit in."
"Good.
Shall we about it?"
It was
half past twelve when they reached the pub. Simon and Ralph were eating a snack
at the bar. Mrs. Bünz and Camilla sat at a table before the parlour fire, faced
with a meal that Camilla, for her part, had been quite unable to contemplate
with equanimity. Alleyn and Fox went to their private room, where they found
that cold meat and hot vegetables awaited them. Dr. Otterly returned from the
telephone to say he had arranged for the ambulance to go to Copse Forge and for
his partner to take surgery alone during the early part of the afternoon.
While
they ate their meal, Alleyn asked Dr. Otterly to tell him something of the
history of the Dance of the Five Sons.
"Like
most people who aren't actively interested in folklore, I'm afraid I'm inclined
to associate it with flushed ladies imperfectly braced for violent exercise and
bearded gentlemen dressed like the glorious Fourth of June gone elfin. A
Philistine's conception, I'm sure."
"Yes,"
Dr. Otterly said, "it is. You're confusing the 'sports' with the true
generic strain. If you're really interested, ask the German lady. Even if you
don't ask, she'll probably tell you."
"Couldn't
you give me a succinct resume? Just about this particular dance?"
"Of
course I could. I don't want any encouragement, I assure you, to mount on my
hobby-horse! And there, by the way, you are! Have you thought how many everyday
phrases derive from the folk drama? Mounting one's hobby-horse! Horseplay!
Playing the fool! Cutting capers! Midsummer madness! Very possibly 'horn mad,'
though I recognize the more generally known application. This pub, the Green
Man, gets its name from a variant of the Fool, the Robin Hood, the
Jack-in-the-Green."
"What
does the whole concept of the ritual dance go back to? Frazer's King of the
Sacred Grove?"
"Certainly.
And the Dionysian play about the Titans who killed their old man."
"Fertility
rite-c«w-sacrifice-death and resurrection?"
"That's
it. It's the oldest manifestation of the urge to survive and the belief in
redemption through sacrifice and resurrection. It's as full of disjointed
symbolism as a surrealist's dream."
"Maypoles,
corn-babies, ladles—all that?" "Exactly. And, being a folk
manifestation, the whole thing changes all the time. It's full of
cross-references. The images overlap and the characters swap roles. In the few
places in England where it survives in its traditional form, you get, as it
were, different bits of the kaleidoscopic pattern. The lock of the swords here,
the rabbit-cap there, the blackened faces somewhere else. Horns at Abbots
Bromely, Old Hoss in Kent and Old Tup in Yorkshire. But always, however much
debased and fragmentary, the central idea of the death and res- urrection of
the Fool, who is also the Father, Initiate, Medicine Man, Scapegoat and King.
At its lowest, a few scraps of half-remembered jargon. At its highest—"
"Not—by
any chance—Lear?"
"My
dear fellow," Dr. Otterly cried, and actually seized Alleyn by the hand,
"you don't mean to say you've spotted that! My dear fellow, I really am
delighted with you. You must let me bore you again and at greater length. I
realize, now is not the time for it. No. No, we must confine ourselves for the
moment to the Five Sons."
"You're
far from boring me, but I’m afraid we must. Surely," Alleyn said,
"this particular dance-drama is unusually rich? Doesn't it present a
remarkable number of elements?"
"I
should damn' well say it does. Much the richest example we have left in England
and, luckily for us, right off the beaten track. Generally speaking,
traditional dancing and mumming (such of it as survives) follows the line of
the original Danish occupation, but here we're miles off it."
"The
spelling of the Andersen name, though?"
"Ah!
There you are! In my opinion, they're a Danish family who, for some reason,
drifted across to this part of the world and brought their winter-solstice ritual
with them. Of course, the trade of smith has always been particularly closely
associated with folklore."
"And,
originally, there was an actual sacrifice?"
"Of
some sort, I have no doubt"
"Human?"
Dr.
Otterly said, "Possibly."
"This
lock, or knot, of swords, now. Five swords— you'd expect it to be six."
"So
it is everywhere else that I know of. Another element that makes the Five Sons
unique."
"How
do they form it?"
"While
they dance. They've got two methods. The combination of a cross interwoven with
an A and a sort of monogram of an X and an H. It takes quite a bit of
doing."
"And Ernie's was as sharp as hell."
"Absolutely
illicit, but it was."
"I
wonder," Alleyn said, "if Ernie expected his particular Old Man to
resurrect."
Dr.
Otterly laid down his knife and fork. "After what happened?" He gave
a half-laugh. "I wouldn't be surprised."
"What's
their attitude to the dance? All of them? Why do they go on with it, year after
year?"
Dr.
Otterly hesitated. "Come to that, Doctor," Fox said, "why do
you?"
"Me?
I suppose I'm a bit of a crank about it. I've got theories. Anyway, I enjoy
fiddling. My father and his before him and his before that have been doctors at
Yowford and the two Mardians and we've all fiddled. Before that, we were yeomen
and, before that, tenant farmers. One in the family has always been a fiddler.
I try not to be cranky. The Guiser was a bigger crank in his way than . can't
tell you why he was so keen. He just inherited the Five Sons' habit. It runs hi
his blood like poaching does in old Moley Moon's up to Yowford Bridge or
hunting in Dame Alice Mardian's, or doctoring, if you like, in mine."
"Do
you think any of the Andersens pay much attention to the ritualistic side of
the thing? Do you think they believe, for instance', that anything tangible
comes of the performance?"
"Ah.
Now! You're asking me just how superstitious they are, you know." Dr.
Otterly placed the heels of his well-kept hands against the edge of his plate
and delicately pushed it away. "Hasn't every one of us," he asked,
"a little familiar shamefaced superstition?"
"I
daresay," Alleyn agreed. "Cossetted but reluctantly acknowledged.
Like the bastard sons of Shaksperian papas."
"Exactly.
I know, I've got a little Edmund. As a man of science, I scorn it; as a
countryman, I give it a kind of heart-service. It's a particularly ridiculous
notion for a medical man to harbour." "Are we to hear what it
is?"
"If
you like. I always feel it's unlucky to see blood. Not, may I hasten to say, to
see it in the course of my professional work, but fortuitously. Someone
scratches a finger in my presence, say, or my own nose bleeds. Before I can
stop myself I think, 'Hullo. Trouble coming.' No doubt it throws back to some
childish experience. I don't let it affect me in the slightest. I don't believe
in it. I merely get an emotional reflex. It's—" He stopped short.
"How very odd," he said.
"Are
you reminded that the Guiser cut his hand on Ernie's sword during your final
practice?"
"I
was, yes."
"Your
hunch wasn't so far wrong that time," Alleyn observed. "But what are
the Andersens' superstitious reflexes? Concerning the Five Sons?"
"I
should say pretty well undefined. A feeling that it would be unlucky not to do
the dance. A feeling, strong perhaps in the Guiser, that, in doing it,
something is placated, some rhythm kept ticking over."
"And
in Ernie?"
Dr.
Otterly looked vexed. "Any number of crackpot notions, no doubt," he
said shortly.
"Like
the headless goose on the dolmen?"
"I
am persuaded," Dr. Otterly said, "that he killed the goose
accidentally and in a temper and put it on the dolmen as an afterthought."
"Blood,
as he so tediously insists, for the stone?"
"If
you like. Dame Alice was furious. She's always been very kind to Ernie, but
this time—"
"He's
killed the goose," Fox suggested blandly, "that lays the golden
eggs?"
"You're
in a bloody whimsical mood, aren't you?" Alleyn inquired idly and then,
after a long silence, "What a very disagreeable case this is, to be sure.
We'd better get on with it, I suppose."
"Do
you mind," Dr. Otterly ventured, "my asking if you two are typical
C.I.D. officers?"
"I
am," Alleyn said. "Fox is a sport."
Fox
collected their plates, stacked all the crockery neatly on a tray and carried
it out into the passage, where he was heard to say, "A very pleasant meal,
thank you, miss. We've done nicely."
"Ten
me," Alleyn asked, "is the Guiser's granddaughter about eighteen with
dark reddish hair cut short and very long fingers? Dressed in black skiing
trousers and a red sweater?"
"I
really can't tell you about the fingers, but the other part's right. Charming
child. Going to be an actress."
"And
is young Stayne about six feet? Dark? Long back? Donegal tweed jacket with a
red fleck and brown corduroy bags?"
"That's
right, I think. He's got a scar on his cheekbone."
"I
couldn't see his face," Alleyn said. "Or hers."
"Oh?"
Dr. Otterly murmured. "Really?"
"What's
her name?"
"Camilla
Campion."
"Pretty,"
Alleyn said absently. "Nice name."
"Isn't
it?"
"Her
mum was the Guiser's daughter, was she?"
"That's
right."
"There's
a chap," Alleyn ruminated, "called Camilla Campion who's an authority
on Italian primitives. Baronet. Sir Camilla."
"Her
father. Twenty years ago, his car broke an axle coming too fast down Dame
Alice's drive. He stopped at Copse Forge, saw Bess Andersen, who was a lovely
creature, fell like a plummet and married her."
"Lor'!"
said Fox mildly, returning from the passage. "Sudden!"
"She
had to run away. The Guiser wouldn't hear of it. He was an inverted snob and a
bigoted nonconformist and, worst of all, Campion's a Roman Catholic."
"I
thought I remembered some story of that kind," Alleyn said. "Had he
been staying at Mardian Castle?"
"Yes.
Dame Alice was livid because she'd made up her mind he was to marry Dulcie.
Indeed, I rather fancy there was an unofficial engagement. She never forgave
him and the Guiser never forgave Bess. She died in childbirth five years ago.
Campion and Camilla brought her back here to be buried. The Guiser didn't say a
word to them. The boys, I imagine, didn't dare. Camilla was thirteen and like
enough to her mama at that age to give the old man a pretty sharp jolt."
"So
he ignored her?"
"That's
right. We didn't see her again for five years and then, the other day, she
turned up, determined to make friends with her mother's people. She managed to
get round him. She's a dear child, hi my opinion."
"Let's
have her in," said Alleyn.
When
they had finished their lunch, of which Camilla ate next to nothing and Mrs.
Bünz, who normally had an enormous appetite, not much more, they sat,
vis-à-vis, by the parlour fire and found very little to say to each other.
Camilla was acutely conscious of Simon Begg and, hi particular, of Ralph
Stayne, consuming their counter lunches in the public bar. Camilla had
dismissed Ralph with difficulty when Mrs. Bünz came in. Now she was in a
rose-coloured flutter only slightly modified by the recurrent horror of her
grandfather's death. From time to time, gentle Camilla reproached herself with
heartlessness and as often as she attempted this pious exercise the memory of
Ralph's kisses made nonsense of her scruples.
In the
midst of her preoccupations, she noticed that Mrs. Bünz was much quieter than
usual and seemed, hi some indefinable way, to have diminished in size. She
noticed, too, that Mrs. Bünz had a monstrous cold, characterized by heavy
catarrhal noises of a most irritating nature. In addition to making these
noises, Mrs. Bünz sighed very often and kept moving her shoulders uneasily as
if her clothes prickled them.
Trixie
came round occasionally from the public bar into the private. It was Trixie who
had been entrusted by Alleyn with the message that the police would be obliged
if Mrs. Bünz and Miss Campion would keep the early afternoon free.
"Which
was exactly the words he used," Trixie said. "A proper gentleman, if
a policeman, and a fine deep voice, moreover, with a powerful kind of a smack
in it."
This
was not altogether reassuring.
Mrs.
Bünz said unexpectedly, "It is not pleasant to be told to await the
police. I do not care for policemen. My dear husband and I were anti-Nazi. It
is better to avoid such encounters."
Camilla,
seeing a look of profound anxiety in Mrs. Bünz’s eyes, said, "It's all
right, Mrs. Bünz. They're here to take care of us. That's what we keep them
for. Don't worry."
"Ach!"
Mrs. Bünz said, "you are a child. The police do not look after anybody.
They make investigations and arrests. They are not sympathetic. Da," she
added, making one of her catarrhal noises.
It was
upon this sombre note that Inspector Fox came in to say that if Miss Campion
had finished her luncheon, Mr. Alleyn would be very pleased to have a word with
her.
Camilla
told herself it was ridiculous to feel nervous, but she continued to do so. She
followed the enormous bulk of Mr. Fox down the narrow passage. Her throat
became dry and her heart thumped. "Why?" she thought. "What have
I got to get flustered about? This is ridiculous."
Fox
opened the door into the little sitting-room and said, "Miss Campion, Mr.
Alleyn." He beamed at Camilla and stepped aside for her. She walked in and
was immeasurably relieved to find her friend, Dr. Otterly. Beyond him, at the
far side of a table, was a tall dark man who stood up politely as she came in.
"Ah!"
Dr. Otterly said, "here's Camilla."
Alleyn
came round the table and Camilla found herself offering him her hand as if they
had been introduced at a party.
"I
hope," he said, "you don't mind giving us a few minutes."
"Yes,"
murmured Camilla. "I mean, no."
Alleyn
pushed forward a chair.
"Don't
worry," he said, "it won't be as bad as all that and Dr. Otterly's
here to see fair play. The watchword is 'routine.'"
Camilla
sat down. Like a good drama student, she did it beautifully without looking at
the chair. "If I could pretend this was a mood-and-movement
exercise," she thought, "I'd go into it with a good deal more
poise."
Alleyn
said, "We're checking the order of events before and during the Dance of
the Five Sons. You were there, weren't you, for the whole time? Would you be
very patient and give us an account of it? From your point of view?"
"Yes,
of course. As well as I can. I don't expect I'll be terribly good."
"Let's
see, anyway," he suggested comfortably. "Now: here goes."
Her
account tallied in every respect with what he had already been told. Camilla
found it easier than she would have expected and hadn't gone very far before
she had decided, with correct professional detachment, that Alleyn had
"star-quality."
When
she arrived at the point where Simon Begg as "Crack," the
Hobby-Horse, did his improvisation, Camilla hesitated for the first time and
turned rather pink.
"Ah,
yes," Alleyn said. "That was the tar-baby thing after the first
general entrance, wasn't it? What exactly is 'Crack's' act with the tar?"
"It's
all rather ham, I'm afraid," Camilla said grandly. "Folksy
hokum." She turned a little pinker still and then said honestly, "I
expect it isn't, really. I expect it's quite interesting, but I didn't much
relish it because he came thundering after me and, for some ridiculous reason,
I got flustered." "I've seen the head. Enough to fluster anybody in
that light, I should imagine."
"It
did me, anyway. And I wasn't all that anxious to have my best skiing trousers
ruined. So I ran. It came roaring after me. I couldn't get away because of all
the people. I felt kind of cornered and faced it. Its body swung up—it hangs
from a frame, you know. I could see his legs: he was wearing lightish-coloured
trousers."
"Was
he?" Alleyn said with interest.
"Yes.
Washed-out cords. Almost white. He always wears them. It was silly,"
Camilla said, "to be rattled. Do you know, I actually yelled. Wasn't it
shaming? In front of all those village oafs." She checked herself. "I
don't mean that. I'm half village myself and I daresay that's why I yelled.
Anyway, I did."
"And
then?"
"Well,"
Camilla said, half laughing, "well, then I kind of made a bee-line for the
Betty, and that was all right because it was Ralph Stayne, who's not at all
frightening."
"Good,"
Alleyn said, smiling at her. "And he coped with the situation, did
he?"
"He
was just the job. Masterful type: or he would have been if he hadn't looked so
low-comedy. Anyway, I took refuge in his bombazine bosom and 'Crack' sort of
sloped off."
"Where
to?"
"He
went sort of cavorting and frisking out at the back and everybody laughed.
Actually, Begg does get pretty well into the skin of that character,"
Camilla said with owlish professionalism.
Alleyn
led her through the rest of the evening and was told nothing that he hadn't
already heard from Dr. Otterly. It was oddly touching to see how Camilla's
natural sprightliness faltered as she approached the moment of violence in her
narrative. It seemed to Alleyn she was still so young that her spirit danced
away from any but from the most immediate and direct shock. "She's
vulnerable only to greenstick fracture of the emotion," he thought. But,
as they reached the point when her grandfather failed to reappear and terror
came upon the five sons, Camilla turned pale and pressed her hands together
between her knees.
"I
didn't know in the slightest what had happened, of course. It was queer. One
sort of felt there was something very much amiss and yet one didn't exactly
know, one felt it. Even when Dan called them and they all went and looked I—it
was so silly, but I think I sort of wondered if he'd just gone away."
"Ah!"
Alleyn said quickly. "So he could have gone away during the dance and you
mightn't have noticed?"
Dr.
Otterly sighed ostentatiously.
"Well—no,"
Camilla said. "No, I'm sure he couldn't. It would have been quite
impossible. I was standing right over on the far side and rather towards the
back of the stage. About O.P. second entrance, if you know where that is."
Alleyn
said he did. "So you actually could see behind the stone?"
"Sort
of," Camilla agreed and added in a worried voice, "I must stop saying
'sort of.' Ralph says I do it all the time. Yes, I could see behind the
stone."
"You
could see him lying there?"
She
hesitated, frowning. "I saw him crouch down after the end of the dance. He
sat there for a moment, and then lay down. When he lay down, he sort—I mean, I
really couldn't see him. I expect that was the idea. He meant to hide. I think
he must have been in a bit of a hollow. So I'd have noticed like anything if
he'd got up."
"Or,
for the sake of argument, if anybody had offered him any kind of
violence?"
"Good
Heavens, yes!" she said, as if he'd suggested the ridiculous. "Of
course."
"What
happened immediately after he sank out of sight? At the end of the dance?"
"They
made a stage picture. The SODS had drawn their swords out of the lock. 'Crack'
stood behind the stone looking like a sort of idol. Ralph stood on the prompt
side and the Sons separated. Two of them stood on one side, near me, and two on
the other and the fifth, the Whiffler—I knew afterwards it was Ernie—wandered
away by himself. Ralph went round with the collecting thing and then Ralph
snatched Ernie's sword away and they had a chase. Ralph's got a rather nice
sense of comedy, actually. He quite stole the show. I remember "Crack' was
behind the dolmen about then so he ought to be able to tell you if there was
anything—anything—wrong—"
"Yes.
What did he do while he was there?"
"Nothing.
He just stood. Anyway," Camilla said rapidly, "he couldn't do
anything much, could he, in that harness? Nothing—nothing that would—"
"No,"
Alleyn said, "he couldn't What did he do, in fact?"
"Well,
he sort of played up to Ralph and Ernie. He gave a kind of falsetto
scream—meant to be a neigh, I expect—and he went off at the back."
"Yes?
And then?"
"Then
Ralph pretended to hide. He crouched down behind a heap of rubble and he'd
still got Ernie's sword. And Ernie went offstage looking for him."
"You're
sure all this is in the right order?"
"I
think so. One looked at it in terms of theatre," said Camilla. "So,
of course, one wouldn't forget."
"No,"
Alleyn agreed with careful gravity, "one wouldn't, would one? And
then?"
"Then
Uncle Dan did his solo and I rather think that was when the bonfire flared
up." She looked at Dr. Otterly. "Do you?"
"It
was then. I was playing 'Lord Mardian's Fancy,' which is Dan's tune."
"Yes.
And Ralph came out of his hiding place and went off at the back. He must have
returned his sword to Ernie and walked round behind the wall because he came on
at the O.P. entrance. I call it 'O.P.' "
"Precisely."
"And
I think, at about the same time, Ernie and 'Crack' must have come back together
through the centre entrance at the back."
"And
Ernie had got his sword?"
"Yes,
he had. I remember thinking, 'So Ralph's given him back his sword,' and,
anyway, I'd noticed that Ralph hadn't got it any longer."
Camilla
had a very direct way of looking at people. She looked, now, straight at Alleyn
and frowned a little. Then, a curious thing happened to her face. It turned
ashen white without changing its expression. "About the sword," she
said. "About the sword—?"
"Yes?"
"It
wasn't—it couldn't have been—could it?"
"There's
no saying," Alleyn said gently, "what the weapon was. We're just
clearing the ground, you know."
"But
it couldn't. No. Nobody went near with the sword. I swear nobody went near. I
swear."
"Do
you? Well, that's a very helpful thing for us to know."
Dr.
Otterly said, "I do, too, you know, Alleyn."
Camilla
threw a look of agonized gratitude at him and Alleyn thought, "Has she
already learnt at her drama school to express the maximum of any given emotion
at any given time? Perhaps. But she hasn't learnt to turn colour in six easy
lessons. She was frightened, poor child, and now she's relieved and it's pretty
clear to me she's fathoms deep in love with Master Stayne."
He
offered Camilla a cigarette and moved round behind her as he struck a match for
it.
"Dr.
Otterly," he said, "I wonder if you'd be terribly kind and ring up Yowford
about the arrangements there? I've only just thought of it, fool that I am. Fox
will give you the details. Sorry to be such a bore."
He
winked atrociously at Dr. Otterly, who opened his mouth and shut it again.
"There,
now!" said Mr. Fox, "and I'd meant to remind you. 'T,
't, 't! Shall we fix
it up now, Doctor? No time like the present."
"Come
back," Alleyn said, "when it's all settled, won't you?"
Dr.
Otterly looked fixedly at him, smiled with constraint upon Camilla and suffered
Mr. Fox to shepherd him out of the room.
Alleyn
sat down opposite Camilla and helped himself to a cigarette.
"All
wrong on duty," he said, "but there aren't any witnesses. You won't
write a complaint to the Yard, will you?"
"No,"
Camilla said and added, "Did you send them away on purpose?"
"How
did you guess?" Alleyn asked admiringly.
"It
had all the appearance of a piece of full-sized hokum."
"Hell,
how shaming! Never mind, I'll press on. I sent them away because I wanted to
ask you a personal question and having no witnesses makes it unofficial. I
wanted to ask you if you were about to become engaged to be married."
Camilla
choked on her cigarette.
"Come
on," Alleyn said. "Do tell me, like a nice comfortable child."
"I
don't know. Honestly I don't."
"Can't
you make up your mind?"
"There's
no reason that I can see," Camilla said, with a belated show of spirit,
"why I should tell you anything at all about it."
"Nor
there is, if you'd rather not."
"Why
do you want to know?"
"It
makes it easier to talk to people," Alleyn said, "if you know about
their preoccupations. A threatened engagement is a major preoccupation, as you
will allow and must admit."
"All
right," Camilla said. "I'll tell .you. I'm not engaged hut Ralph
wants us to be."
"And
you? Come," Alleyn said, answering the brilliant look she suddenly gave
him. "You're in love with him, aren't you?"
"It's
not as easy as all that."
"Isn't
it?"
"You
see, my mother was Bess Andersen. She was the feminine counterpart of Dan and
Andy and Chris and Nat, and talked and thought like them. She was their sister.
I loved my mother," Camilla said fiercely, "with all my heart. And my
father, too. We should have been a happy family and, in a way, we were: in our
attachment for each other. But my mother wasn't really happy. All her life she
was homesick for South Mardian and she never learnt to fit in with my father's
setting. People tell you differences of that sort don't matter any more. Not
true. They matter like hell."
"And
that's the trouble?"
"That's
it."
"Anything
more specific?"
"Look,"
Camilla said, "forgive my asking, but did you get on in the Force by sheer
cheek or sheer charm or what?"
"Tell
me your trouble," Alleyn said, "and I'll tell you the secret of my
success-story. Of course, there's your pride, isn't there?"
"All
right Yes. And there's also the certainty of the past being rehashed by the
more loathsome daily newspapers in the light of this ghastly crime. I don't
know," Camilla burst out, "how I can think of Ralph, and I am
thinking all the time of him, after what has happened."
"But
why shouldn't you think of him?"
"I've
told you. Ralph's a South Mardian man. His mother was a Mardian. His aunt was
jilted by my papa when he ran away with my mum. My Mardian relations are the
Andersen boys. If Ralph marries me, there'd be hell to pay. Every way there'd
be hell. He's Dame Alice's heir, after his aunt, and, although I agree that
doesn't matter so much—he's a solicitor and able to make his own way—she'd
undoubtedly cut him off."
"I
wonder. Talking of Wills, by the way, do you know if your grandfather made
one?"
Camilla
caught back her breath. "Oh, God!" she whispered. "I hope not.
Oh, I hope not." Alleyn waited.
"He
talked about it," Camilla said, "last time I saw him. Four days ago.
We had a row about it."
"If
you'd rather not tell me, you needn't."
"I
said I wouldn't touch a penny-of his money, ever, and that, if he left me any,
I'd give it to the Actors' Benevolent Fund. That rocked him."
"He'd
spoken of leaving you something?"
"Yes.
Sort of backhandedly. I didn't understand, at first. It was ghastly. As if I'd
come here to—ugh!—to sort of worm my way into his good books. Too frightful it
was."
"The
day before yesterday," Alleyn said, watching her, "he visited his
solicitors in Biddlefast"
"He
did? Oh, my goodness me, how awful. Still, perhaps it was about something
else."
"The
solicitors are Messrs. Stayne and Stayne."
"That's
Ralph's office," Camilla said instantly. "How funny. Ralph didn't say
anything about it."
"Perhaps,"
Alleyn suggested lightly, "it was a secret."
"What
do you mean?" she said quickly.
"A
professional secret."
"I
see."
"Is
Mr. Ralph Stayne your own solicitor, Miss Campion?"
"Lord,
no," Camilla said. ' haven't got one."
The
door opened and a dark young man, wearing a face of thunder, strode into the
room.
He said
in a magnificent voice, "I consider it proper and appropriate for me to be
present at any interviews Miss Campion may have with the police."
"Do
you?" Alleyn said mildly. "In what capacity?"
"As
her solicitor."
"My
poorest heavenly old booby!" Camilla ejaculated, and burst into peals of
helpless laughter.
"Mr.
Ralph Stayne," Alleyn said, "I presume."
The
five Andersens, bunched together in their cold smithy, contemplated Sergeant
Obby. Chris, the belligerent brother, slightly hitched his trousers and placed
himself before the sergeant. They were big men and of equal height
"Look
yur," Chris said, "Bob Obby. Us chaps want to have a tell.
Private."
Without
shifting his gaze, which was directed at some distant object above Chris's
head, Obby very slightly shook his own. Chris reddened angrily and Dan
intervened:
"No
harm in that now, Bob; natural as the day, seeing what's happened."
"You
know us," the gentle Andy urged. "Soft as doves so long's we're
easy-handled. Harmless."
"But
mortal set," Nat added, "on our own ways. That's us. Come on, now,
Bob."
Sergeant
Obby pursed his lips and again slightly shook his head.
Chris
burst out, "If you're afraid well break one of your paltry by-laws you can
watch us through the bloody winder."
"But
out of earshot, in simple decency," Nat pursued. "For ten minutes
you're axed to shift. Now!"
After a
longish pause and from behind an expressionless face, Obby said, "Can't be
done, souls."
Ernie
broke into aimless laughter.
"Why,
you damned fool," Chris shouted at Obby, "what's gone with you? D'you
reckon one of us done it?"
"Not
for me to say," Obby primly rejoined, "and I'm sure I hope you're all
as innocent as newborn babes. But I got my duty, which is to keep observation
on the whole boiling of you, guilty or not, as the case may be."
"We
got to talk PRIVATE!" Chris shouted. "We got to." Sergeant Obby
produced his notebook.
"No
'got' about it," he said. "Not in the view of the law."
"To
oblige, then?" Andy urged.
"The
suggestion," Obby said, "is unworthy of you, Andrew."
He
opened his book and licked his pencil.
"What's
that for?" Chris demanded.
Obby
looked steadily at him and made a note.
"Get
out!" Chris roared.
"That's
a type of remark that does an innocent party no good," Obby told him.
"Let alone a guilty."
"What
the hell d'you mean by that?"
"Ax
yourself."
"Are
you trying to let on you reckon one of us is a guilty party? Come on. Are
you?"
"Any
such caper on my part would be dead against the regulations," Obby said
stuffily.
"Then
why do you pick on me to take down in writing? What 'ave I done?"
"Only
yourself and your Maker," Obby remarked, "knows the answer to that
one."
"And
me," Ernie announced unexpectedly. " know."
Sergeant
Obby became quite unnaturally still. The Andersens, too, seemed to be suspended
hi a sudden, fierce attentiveness. After a considerable pause, Obby said,
"What might you know, then, Ernest?"
"Ar-ar-ar!
That'd be telling!"
"So
it would," Chris said shortly. "So shut your big silly mouth and
forget it."
"No,
you don't, Christopher," Obby rejoined. "If Ern's minded to pass a
remark, he's at liberty to do so. Speak up, Ernest. What was you going to say?
You don't," Obby added hastily, "have to talk, but if you want to,
I'm here to see fair play. What's on your mind, Ernest?"
Ernie
dodged his head and looked slyly at his brothers. He began to laugh with the
grotesquerie of his kind. He half shut his eyes and choked over his words.
"What price Sunday, then? What price Chrissie and the Guiser? What price
you-know-who?"
He
doubled himself up in an ecstasy of bucolic enjoyment. "How's Trix?"
he squeaked and gave a shrill catcall. "Poor old Chrissie," he
exulted.
Chris
said savagely, "Do you want the hide taken off of you?"
"When's
the wedding, then?" Ernie asked, dodging behind Andy. "Nothing to
hold you now, is there?"
"By
God—!" Chris shouted and lunged forward. Andy laid his hands on Chris's
chest
"Steady,
naow, Chris, boy, steady," Andy begged him.
"And
you, Ernie," Dan added, "you do like what Chris says and shut your
mouth." He turned on Obby. "You know damn' well what he's like. Silly
as a sheep. You didn't ought to encourage him. Tain't neighbourly."
Obby
completed his notes and put up his book. He looked steadily from one of the
Andersens to another. Finally, he addressed himself to them collectively.
"Neighbourliness,"
he said, "doesn't feature in this job. I don't say I like it. that way,
but that's the way it is. I don't say if I could get a transfer at this moment
I wouldn't take it and pleased to do so. But I can't, and that being so, souls,
here I stick according to orders." He paused and buttoned his pocket over
his notebook. "Your dad," he said, "was a masterpiece. Put me up
for the Lodge, did your dad. Worth any two of you, if you'll overlook the
bluntness. And, unpleasant though it may b» to contemplate, whoever done him
in, ghastly and brutal, deserves what he'll get I said "whoever,'"
Sergeant Obby repeated with sledgehammer emphasis and let his gaze dwell in a
leisurely manner first on Ernest Andersen and then on Chris.
"All
right. AH right," Dan said disgustedly. "Us all knows you're a
monument."
Nat
burst out, "What d'you think we are, then? Doan't you reckon we're all
burning fiery hot to lay our hands on the bastard that done it? Doan't
you?"
"Since
you ax me," Sergeant Obby said thoughtfully, "no. Not all of you. No,
I don't."
"I
am not in the least embarrassed," Ralph said angrily. "You may need a
solicitor, Camilla, and, if you do, you will undoubtedly consult me. My firm
has acted for your family—ah—for many years."
"There
you are!" Alleyn said cheerfully. "The point is, did your firm act
for Miss Campion's family in the person of her grandfather, the day before
yesterday?"
"That,"
Ralph said grandly, "is neither here nor there."
"Look,"
Camilla said, "darling. I've told Mr. Alleyn that Grandfather intimated to
me that he was thinking of leaving me some of his cash and that I said I
wouldn't have it at any price."
Ralph
glared doubtfully at her. It seemed to Alleyn that Ralph was in that degree of
love which demands of its victim some land of emphatic action. "He's
suffering," Alleyn thought, "from in-growing knight-errantry. And I
fancy he's also very much worried about something." He told Ralph that he
wouldn't at this stage press for information about the Guiser's visit but that,
if the investigation seemed to call for it, he could insist.
Ralph
said that, apart from professional discretion and propriety, there was no
reason at all why the object of the Guiser's visit should not be revealed, and
he proceeded to reveal it. The Guiser had called on Ralph, personally, and told
him that he wished to make a Will. He had been rather strange in his manner,
Ralph thought, and beat about the bush for some time.
"I
gathered," Ralph said to Camilla, "that he felt he wanted to
atone—although he certainly didn't put it like that—for his harshness to your
mama. It was clear enough you had completely won his heart and I must
say," Ralph went on in a rapid burst of devotion, "I wasn't surprised
at that."
"Thank
you, Ralph," said Camilla.
"He
also told me," Ralph continued, addressing himself with obvious difficulty
to Alleyn, "that he believed Miss Campion might refuse a bequest and it
turned out that he wanted to know if there were some legal method of tying her
up so that she would be obliged to accept it Of course I told him there
wasn't." Here Ralph looked at Camilla and instantly abandoned Alleyn.
"I said—I knew, dear—I knew you would want me to—that it might be better
for him to think it over and that, in any case, his sons had a greater claim,
surely, and that you would never want to cut them out"
"Darling,
I'm terribly glad you said that"
"Are
you? I'm so glad."
They
gazed at each other with half-smiles. Alleyn said, "To interrupt for a
moment your mutual rejoicing—" and they both jumped slightly.
"Yes,"
Ralph said rapidly. "So then he told me to draft a Will on those lines,
all the same, and he'd have a look at it and then make up his mind. He also
wanted some stipulation made about keeping Copse Forge on as a smithy and not
converting it into a garage, which the boys, egged on by Simon Begg, rather
fancy. He asked me if I'd frame a letter that he could sign, putting it to Miss
Campion—"
"Darling,
I have told Mr. Alleyn we're in love, only not engaged on account of I've got
scruples."
"Camilla,
darling! Putting it to her that she ought to accept for his ease of spirit, as
it were, and for the sake of the late Mrs. Elizabeth Campion's memory."
"My
mum," Camilla said hi explanation.
"And
then he went. He proposed, by the way, to leave Copse Forge to his sons and
everything else to Camilla."
"Would
there be much else?" Alleyn asked, remembering what Dan Andersen had told
him. Camilla answered him almost in her uncle's words. "All the Andersens
are great ones for putting away. They used to call Grandfather an old
jackdaw."
"Did
you, in fact, frame a draft on those lines?" Alleyn asked Ralph.
"No.
It was only two days ago. I was a bit worried about the whole thing."
"Sweetest
Ralph, why didn't you ask me?"
"Darling:
(a) because you'd refused to see me at all and (b) because it would have been
grossly unprofessional."
"Fair
enough," said Camilla.
"But
you already knew, of course," Alleyn pointed out, "that your
grandfather was considering this step?"
"I
told you. We had a row about it."
"And
you didn't know he'd gone to Biddlefast on Tuesday?"
"No,"
she said, "I didn't go down to the forge on Tuesday. I didn't know."
"All
right," Alleyn said and got up. "Now I want to have a word or two
with your young man, if I'm allowed to call him that. There's no real reason
why you should leave us, except that I seem to get rather less than two fifths
of his attention while you are anywhere within hail." He walked to the
door and opened it. "If you see Inspector Fox and Dr. Otterly," he
said, "would you be very kind and ask them to come back?"
Camilla
rose and walked beautifully to the door.
"Don't
you want to discover Ralph's major preoccupation?" she asked and fluttered
her eyelashes.
"It
declares itself abundantly. Run along and render love's awakening. Or don't you
have that one at your drama school?"
"How
did you know I went to drama school?"
"I
can't imagine. Star-quality, or something."
"What
a heavenly remark!" she said.
He
looked at Camilla. There she was: loving, beloved, full of the positivism of
youth, immensely vulnerable, immensely resilient. "Get along with
you," he said. No more than a passing awareness of something beyond her
field of observation seemed to visit Camilla. For a moment she looked puzzled.
"Stick to your own preoccupation," Alleyn advised her, and gently
propelled her out of the room.
Fox and
Dr. Otterly appeared at the far end of the passage. They stood aside for
Camilla, who, with great charm, said, "Please, I was to say you're
wanted."
She
passed them. Dr. Otterly gave her an amiable buffet. "All right,
Cordelia?" he asked. She smiled brilliantly at him. "As well as can
be expected, thank you," said Camilla.
When
they had rejoined Alleyn, Dr. Otterly said, "An infallible sign of old age
is a growing inability to understand the toughness of the young. I mean
toughness hi the nicest sense," he added, catching sight of Ralph.
"Camilla,"
Ralph said, "is quite fantastically sensitive."
"My
dear chap, no doubt. She is a perfectly enchanting girl in every possible
respect. What I'm talking about is a purely physiological matter. Her perfectly
enchanting little inside mechanisms react youthfully to shock. My old machine
is in a different case. That's all, I assure you."
Ralph
thought to himself how unamusing old people were when they generalized about
youth. "Do you still want me, sir?" he asked Alleyn.
"Please.
I want your second-to-second account of the Dance of the Five Sons. Fox will
take notes and Dr. Otterly will tell us afterwards whether your account tallies
with his own impressions."
"I
see," Ralph said, and looked sharply at Dr. Otterly.
Alleyn
led him along the now-familiar train of events and at no point did his account
differ from the others. He was able to elaborate a little. When the Guiser
ducked down after the mock beheading, Ralph was quite close to him. He saw the
old man stoop, squat and then ease himself cautiously down into the depression.
"There was nothing wrong with him," Ralph said. "He saw me and
made a signal with his hand and I made an answering one, and then went off to
take up the collection. He'd planned to lie in the hollow because he thought he
would be out of sight there."
"Was
anybody else as close to him as you were?"
"Yes,
'Crack'—Begg, you know. He was my opposite number just before the breaking of
the knot And after that, he stood behind the dolmen for a bit and—" Ralph
stopped.
"Yes?"
"It's
just that—no, really, it's nothing."
"May
I butt in?" Dr. Otterly said quickly from the fireside. "I think
perhaps I know what Ralph is thinking. When we rehearsed, 'Crack' and the
Betty— Ralph—stood one on each side of the dolmen and then, while Ralph took up
the collection, 'Crack' was meant to cavort round the edge of the crowd
repeating his girl-scaring act. He didn't do that last night. Did he,
Ralph?"
"I
don't think so," Ralph said and looked very disturbed. "I don't, of
course, know which way your mind's working, but the best thing we can do is to
say that, wearing the harness he does, it'd be quite impossible for Begg to
do—well, to do what must have been done. Wouldn't it, Dr. Otterly?"
"Utterly
impossible. He can't so much as see his own hands. They're under the canvas
body of the horse. Moreover, I was watching him and he stood quite still."
"When
did he move?"
"When
Ralph stole Ernie Andersen's sword. Begg squeaked like a neighing filly and
jogged out by the rear exit."
"Was
it in order for him to go off then?"
"Could
be," Ralph said. "The whole of that part of the show's an
improvisation. Begg probably thought Ernie's and my bit of fooling would do
well enough for him to take time off. That harness is damned uncomfortable.
Mine's bad enough."
"You,
yourself, went out through the back exit a little later, didn't you?"
"That's
right," Ralph agreed very readily. "Ernie chased me, you know, and I
hid. In full view of the audience. He went charging off by the back exit,
hunting me. I thought to myself, Ernie being Ernie, that the joke had probably
gone far enough, so I went out too, to find him."
"What
did you find, out there? Behind the wall?"
"What
you'd expect. 'Crack' squatting there like a great clucky hen. Ernie looking
absolutely furious. I gave him back his sword and he said—" Ralph
scratched his head.
"What
did he say?"
"I
think he said something about it being too late to be any use. He was pretty
bloody-minded. I suppose it was rather a mistake to bait him, but it went down
well with the audience."
"Did
Begg say anything?"
"Yes.
From inside 'Crack.' He said Ernie was a bit rattled and it'd be a good idea if
I left him alone. I could see that for myself, so I went off round the outside
wall and came through the archway by the house. Dan finished his solo. The Sons
began their last dance. Ernie came back with his sword and 'Crack' followed
him."
"Where
to?"
"Just
up at the back somewhere, I fancy. Behind the dancers."
"And
you, yourself? Did you go anywhere near the dolmen on your return?"
Ralph
looked again at Dr. Otterly and seemed to be undecided. "I'm not
sure," he said. "I don't really remember."
"Do
you remember, Dr. Otterly?"
"I
think," Otterly said quietly, "that Ralph did make a round trip
during the dance. I suppose that would bring him fairly close to the
stone."
"Behind
it?"
"Yes.
Behind it."
Ralph
said, "I remember now. Damn' silly of me. Yes, I did a trip round."
"Did
you notice the Guiser lying in the hollow?"
Ralph
lit himself a cigarette and looked at the tip. He said, "I don't
remember."
"That's
a pity."
"Actually,
at the time, I was thinking of something quite different."
"Yes?"
"Yes.
I'd caught sight of Camilla," said Ralph simply.
"Where
was she?"
"At
the side and towards the back. The left side, as you faced the dancing arena.
O.P., she calls it"
"By
herself?"
"Yes.
Then."
"But
not earlier? Before she ran away from 'Crack'?"
"No."
Ralph's face slowly flooded to a deep crimson. "At least, I don't think
so."
"Of
course she wasn't," Dr. Otterly said hi some surprise. "She came up
with the party from this pub. I remember thinking what a picture the two girls
made, standing there together in the torchlight."
"The
two girls?"
"Camilla
was there with Trixie and her father."
"Was
she?" Alleyn asked Ralph.
"I—ah—I—yes,
I believe she was."
"Mr.
Stayne," Alleyn said, "you will think my next question impertinent
and you may refuse to answer it. Miss Campion has been very frank about your
friendship. She has told me that you are fond of each other but that, because
of her mother's marriage and her own background, in its relation to yours, she
feels an engagement would be a mistake."
"Which
is most utter and besotted bilge," Ralph said hotly. "Good God, what
age does she think she's living in! Who the hell cares if her mum was a
blacksmith's daughter?"
"Perhaps
she does."
"I
never heard such a farrago of unbridled snobbism."
"All
right. I daresay not. You said, just now, I think, that Miss Campion had
refused to see you. Does that mean you haven't spoken to each other since
you've been in South Mardian?" "I really fail to understand—"
"I'm
sure you don't. See here, now. Here's an old man with his head off, lying on
the ground behind a sacrificial stone. Go back a bit in time. Here are eight
men, including the old man, who performed a sort of play-dance as old as sin.
Eight men," Alleyn repeated and vexedly rubbed his nose. "Why do I
keep wanting to say 'nine'? Never mind. On the face of it, the old man never
leaves the arena, or dance-floor, or stage, or whatever the hell you like to
call it. On the face of it, nobody offered him any violence. He dances in full
view. He has his head cut off in pantomime and in what, for want of a better
word, we must call fun. But it isn't really cut off. You exchanged signals with
him after the fun, so we know it isn't. He hides in a low depression. Eight
minutes later, when he's meant to resurrect and doesn't, he is found to be
genuinely decapitated. That's the story everybody gives us. Now, as a
reasonably intelligent chap and a solicitor into the bargain, don't you think
that we want to know every damn' thing we can find out about those eight men
and anybody connected with them?"
"You
mean—just empirically. Hoping something will emerge?"
"Exactly.
You know very well that where nothing apropos does emerge, nothing will be made
public."
"Oh,
no, no, no," Ralph ejaculated irritably. "I suppose I'm being
tiresome. What was this blasted question? Have I spoken to Camilla since we
both came to South Mardian? All right, I have. After church on Sunday. She'd
asked me not to, but I did because the sight of her in church was too much for
me."
"That
was your only reason?"
"She
was upset. She'd come across Ernie howling over a dead dog in the copse."
"Bless
my soul!" Alleyn ejaculated. "What next hi South Mardian? Was the dog
called Keeper?"
Ralph
grinned. "I suppose it is all a bit Bronte. The Guiser had shot it because
he said it wasn't healthy, which was no more than God's truth. But Ernie cut up
uncommonly rough and it upset Camilla."
"Where
did you meet her?"
"Near
the forge. Coming out of the copse."
"Did
you see the Guiser on this occasion?"
After a
very long pause, Ralph said, "Yes. He came up."
"Did
he realize that you wanted to marry his granddaughter?"
"Yes."
"And
what was his reaction?"
Ralph
said, "Unfavourable."
"Did
he hold the same views that she does?"
"More
or less."
"You
discussed it there and then?"
"He
sent Camilla away first."
"Will
you tell me exactly all that was said?"
"No.
It was nothing to do with his death. Our conversation was entirely
private."
Fox
contemplated the point of his pencil and Dr. Otterly cleared his throat.
"Tell
me," Alleyn said abruptly, "this thing you wear as the Betty—it's a
kind of Stone Age crinoline to look at, isn't it?"
Ralph
said nothing.
"Am
I dreaming it, or did someone tell me that it's sometimes used as a sort of
extinguisher? Popped over a girl so that she can be carried off unseen?
Origin," he suggested facetiously, "of the phrase 'undercover girl'?
Or "undercover man,' of course."
Ralph
said quickly and easily, "They used to get up to some such capers, I
believe, but I can't see how they managed to carry anybody away. My arms are
outside the skirt thing, you know."
"I
thought I noticed openings at the sides."
"Well—yes.
But with the struggle that would go on—"
"Perhaps,"
Alleyn said, "the victim didn't struggle." The door opened and Trixie
staggered in with two great buckets of coal.
"Axcuse
me, sir," she said. "You-all must be starved with cold. Boy's never
handy when wanted."
Ralph
had made a movement towards her as if to take her load, but had checked
awkwardly.
Alleyn
said, "That's much too heavy for you. Give them to me."
"Let
be, sir," she said, "no need."
She was
too quick for him. She set one bucket on the hearth and, with a sturdy economy
of movement, shot half the contents of the other on the fire. The knot of
reddish hair shone on the nape of her neck. Alleyn was reminded of a Brueghel
peasant. She straightened herself easily and turned. Her face, blunt and
acquiescent, held, he thought, its own secrets and, in its mode, was
attractive.
She
glanced at Ralph and her mouth widened.
"You
don't look too clever yourself, then, Mr. Ralph," she said. "Last
night's ghastly business has overset us all, I reckon."
"I'm
all right," Ralph muttered.
"Will
there be anything, sir?" Trixie asked Alleyn pleasantly.
"Nothing
at the moment, thank you. Later on in the day sometime, when you're not too
busy, I might ask for two words with you."
"Just
ax," she said. "I'm willing if wanted."
She
smiled quite broadly at Ralph Stayne. "Bean't I, Mr. Ralph?" she
asked placidly and went away, swinging her empty bucket.
"Oh,
God!" Ralph burst out, and, before any of them could speak, he was gone,
slamming the door behind him.
"Shall
I—?" Fox said and got to his feet
"Let
him be."
They
heard an outer door slam.
"Well,"
Dr. Otterly exclaimed with mild concern, "I must say I'd never thought of
that!"
"And
nor, you may depend upon it," Alleyn said, "has Camilla."
CHAPTER
EIGHT: Question of Fact
WHEN
afternoon closing-time came, Trixie pulled down the bar shutters and locked
them. Simon Begg went into the Private. There was a telephone in the passage
outside the Private and he had put a call through to his bookmaker. He wanted,
if he could, to get the results of the . at Sandown. Teutonic Dancer was a rank
outsider. He'd backed it both ways for a great deal more than he could afford
to lose and had already begun to feel that, if he did lose, it would in some
vague way be Mrs. Bünz’s fault. This was both ungracious and illogical.
For
many reasons, Mrs. Bünz was the last person he wanted to see and, for an equal
number of contradictory ones, she was the first. And there she was, the picture
of uncertainty and alarm, huddled, snuffling, over the parlour fire with her
dreadful cold and her eternal notebooks.
She had
bought a car from Simon, she might be his inspiration in a smashing win. One
way and another, they had done business together. He produced a wan echo of his
usual manner.
"Hullo-hullo!
And how's Mrs. B. today?" asked Simon.
"Unwell.
I have caught a severe cold in the head. Also, I have received a great shawk.
Last night in the pawk was a terrible, terrible shawk."
"You
can say that again," he agreed glumly, and applied himself to the Sporting
News.
Suddenly,
they both said together, "As a matter of fact—" and stopped,
astonished and disconcerted.
"Ladies
first," said Simon.
"Thank
you. I was about to say that, as a matter of fact, I would suggest that our
little transaction—Ach! How shall I say it?—should remain, perhaps—"
"Confidential?"
he ventured eagerly.
"That
is the word for which I sought. Confidential."
"I'm
all for it. Mrs. B. I was going to make the same suggestion myself. Suits
me."
"I
am immensely relieved. Immensely. I thank you, Wing-Commander. I trust, at the
same time—you do not think—it would be so shawkink—if—"
"Eh?"
He looked up from, his paper to stare at her. "What's that No, no. no.
Mrs. B. Not to worry. Not a chance. The idea's laughable."
"To
me it is not amusink but I am glad you find it so," Mrs. Bünz said
stuffily. "You read something of interest, perhaps, in your
newspaper?"
"I'm
waiting. Teutonic Dancer. Get me? The one-thirty?"
Mrs.
Bünz shuddered.
"Oh,
well!" he said. "There you are. I follow the form as a general thing.
Don't go much for gimmicks. Still! Talk about coincidence! You couldn't go past
it, really, could you?" He raised an admonitory finger. The telephone had
begun to ring in the passage. "My call," he said. "This is it.
Keep your fingers crossed, Mrs. B."
He
darted out of the room.
Mrs.
Bünz, left alone, breathed uncomfortably through her mouth, blew her nose and
clocked her tongue against her palate. "Dar," she breathed.
Fox
came down the passage past Simon, who was saying, "Hold the line, please,
miss, for Pete's sake. Hold the line," and entered the parlour.
"Mrs.
Burns?" he asked.
Mrs.
Bünz, though she eyed him with evident misgivings, rallied sufficiently to
correct him. "Eü, eü, eü," she demonstrated windily through her cold.
"Bünz."
"Now
that's very interesting," Fox said beaming at her. "That's a noise,
if you will excuse me referring to it as such, that we-don't make use of in
English, do we? Would it be the same, now, as the sound in the French eü?"
He arranged his sedate mouth in an agonized pout. "Deux diseuses,"
said Mr. Fox by way of illustration. "Not that I get beyond a very rough
approximation, I'm afraid."
"It
is not the same at all. Bünz."
"Bünz,"
mouthed Mr. Fox.
"Your
accent is not perfect."
"I
know that," he agreed heavily. "In the meantime, I'm forgetting my
job. Mr. Alleyn presents his compliments and wonders if you'd be kind enough to
give him a few minutes."
"Ach!
I too am forgetting. You are the police."
"You
wouldn't think so, the way I'm running on, would you?"
(Alleyn
had said, "If she was an anti-Nazi refugee, she'll think we're ruthless
automatons. Jolly her along a bit.")
Mrs.
Bünz gathered herself together and followed Fox. In the passage, Simon Begg was
saying, "Look, old boy, all I'm asking for is the gen on the one-thirty.
Look, old boy—"
Fox
opened the door of the sitting-room and announced her.
"Mrs.
Bünz," he said quite successfully.
As she
advanced into the room Alleyn seemed to see, not so much a middle-aged German,
as the generalization of a species. Mrs. Bünz was the lady who sits near the
front at lectures and always asks questions. She has an enthusiasm for obscure
musicians, stands nearest to guides, keeps handicraft shops of the better class
and reads Rabindranath Tagore. She weaves, forms circles, gives talks,
hand-throws pots and designs book-plates. She is sometimes a vegetarian, though
not always a crank. Occasionally, she is an expert.
She
walked slowly into the room and kept her gaze fixed on Alleyn. "She is
afraid of me," he thought.
"This
is Mr. Alleyn, Mrs. Bünz," Dr. Otterly said.
Alleyn
shook hands with her. Her own short stubby hand was tremulous and the palm was
damp. At his invitation, she perched warily on a chair. Fox sat down behind her
and palmed his notebook out of his pocket.
"Mrs.
Bünz," Alleyn said, "in a minute or two I'm going to throw myself on
your mercy."
She
blinked at him.
"Zo?"
said Mrs. Bünz.
"I
understand you're an expert on folklore and, if ever anybody needed an expert,
we do."
"I
have gone a certain way."
"Dr.
Otterly tells me," Alleyn said, to that gentleman's astonishment,
"that you have probably gone as far as anyone in England."
"Zo,"
she said, with a magnificent inclination towards Otterly.
"But,
before we talk about that, I suppose I'd better ask you the usual routine
questions. Let's get them over as soon as possible. I'm told that you gave Mr.
William Andersen a lift—"
They
were off again on the old trail, Alleyn thought dejectedly, and not getting
much further along it. Mrs. Bünz’s account of the Guiser's hitch-hike
corresponded with what he had already been told.
"I
was so delighted to drive him," she began nervously. "It was a great
pleasure to me. Once or twice I attempted, tactfully, to a little draw him out,
but he was, I found, angry, and not inclined for conversation."
"Did
he say anything at all, do you remember?"
"To
my recollection he spoke only twice. To begin with, he invited me by gesture to
stop and, when I did so, he asked me in his splendid, splendid rich dialect,
'Be you goink up-alongk?' On the drive, he remarked that when he found Mr.
Ernie Andersen he would have the skin off of his body. Those, however, were his
only remarks."
"And
when you arrived?"
"He
descended and hurried away."
"And
what," Alleyn asked, "did you do?"
The
effect of the question, casually put, upon Mrs. Bünz was extraordinary. She
seemed to flinch back into her clothes as a tortoise into its shell.
"When
you got there, you know," Alleyn gently prompted her. "What did you
do?"
Mrs.
Bünz said in a cold-thickened voice, "I became a spectator. Of
course."
"Where
did you stand?"
Her
head sank a little further into her shoulders.
"Inside
the archway."
"The
archway by the house as you come in?"
"Yes."
"And,
from there, you watched the dance?"
Mrs.
Bünz wetted her lips and nodded.
"That
must have been an absorbing experience. Had you any idea of what was in store
for you?"
"Ach!
No! No, I swear it! No!" she almost shouted.
"I
meant," Alleyn said, "in respect of the dance itself."
"The
dance," Mrs. Bünz said hi a strangulated croak, "is unique."
"Was
it all that you expected?"
"But,
of course!" She gave a little gasp and appeared to be horror-stricken.
"Really," Alleyn thought, "I seem to be having almost too much
success with Mrs. Bünz. Every shy a coconut"
She had
embarked on an elaborate explanation. All folk dance and drama had a common
origin. One expected certain elements. The amazing thing about the Five Sons
was that it combined so rich an assorI’ment of these elements as well as some
remarkable features of its own. "It has everythink. But everythink,"
she said and was plagued by a Gargantuan sneeze. "And did they do it
well?"
Mrs.
Bünz said they did it wonderfully well. The best performance for sheer
execution in England. She rallied from whatever shock she had suffered and
began to talk incomprehensibly of galleys, split-jumps and double capers. Not
only did she remember every move of the Five Sons and the Fool hi their
twice-repeated dance, but she had noted the positions of the Betty and Hobby.
She remembered how these two pranced round the perimeter and how, later on, the
Betty chased the young men and flung his skirts over their heads and the Hobby
stood as an image behind the dolmen. She remembered everything.
"This
is astonishing," he said, "for you to retain the whole thing, I mean,
after seeing it only once. Extraordinary. How do you do it?"
"I—I—have
a very good memory," said Mrs. Bünz and gave an agonized little laugh.
"In such matters my memory is phenomenal." Her voice died away. She
looked remarkably uncomfortable. He asked her if she took notes and she said at
once she didn't, and then seemed in two minds whether to contradict herself.
Her
description of the dance tallied in every respect with the accounts he had
already been given, with one exception. She seemed to have only the vaguest
recollection of the Guiser's first entrance when, as Alleyn had already been
told, he had jogged round the arena and struck the Mardian dolmen with his
clown's bladder. But, from then onwards, Mrs. Bünz knew everything right up to
the moment when Ralph stole Ernie's sword. After that, for a short period, her
memory seemed again to be at fault. She remembered that, somewhere about this
time, the Hobby-Horse went off, but had apparently forgotten that Ernie gave
chase after Ralph and only had the vaguest recollection, if any, of Ralph's
improvised fooling with Ernie's sword. Moreover, her own uncertainty at this
point seemed to embarrass her very much. She blundered about from one fumbled
generalization to another.
"The
solo was interesting—"
"Wait
a bit," Alleyn said. She gulped and blinked at him. "Now look here,
Mrs. Bünz. I'm going to put it to you that from the time the first dance ended
with the mock death of the Fool until the solo began, you didn't watch the
proceedings at all. Now, is that right?"
"I
was not interested—"
"How
could you know you wouldn't be interested if you didn't even look? Did you
look, Mrs. Bünz?"
She
gaped at him with an expression of fear. She was elderly and frightened and he
supposed that, in her mind, she associated him with monstrous figures of her
past. He was filled with compunction.
Dr.
Otterly appeared to share Alleyn's feeling. He walked over to her and said,
"Don't worry, Mrs. Bünz. Really, there's nothing to be frightened about,
you know. They only want to get at the facts. Cheer up."
His
large doctor's hands fell gently on her shoulders.
She
gave a falsetto scream and shrank away from him.
"Hullo!"
he said good-humouredly, "what's all this? Nerves? Fibrositis?"
"I—yes—yes.
The cold weather."
"In
your shoulders?"
"Ja.
Both."
"Mrs.
Bünz," Alleyn said, "will you believe me when I remind you of
something I think you must already know? In England the Police Code has been
most carefully framed to protect the public from any kind of bullying or
overbearing behaviour on the part of investigating officers. Innocent persons
have nothing to fear from us. Nothing. Do you believe that?"
It was
difficult to hear what she said. She had lowered her head and spoke under her
breath.
"...
because I am German. It does not matter to you that I was anti-Nazi; that I am
naturalized. Because I am German, you will think I am capable. It is different
for Germans in England."
The
three men raised a little chorus of protest. She listened without showing any
sign of being at all impressed.
"They
think I am capable," she said, "of anything."
"You
say that, don't you, because of what Ernie Andersen shouted out when he stood
last night on the dolmen?"
Mrs.
Bünz covered her face with her knotty little hands.
"You
remember what that was, don't you?" Alleyn asked.
Dr.
Otterly looked as if he would like to protest but caught Alleyn's eye and said
nothing.
Alleyn
went on. "He pointed his sword at you, didn't he, and said, 'Ask her. She
knows. She's the one that did it.' Something like that, wasn't it?" He
waited for a moment, but she only rocked herself a little with her hands still
over her face.
"Why
do you think he said that, Mrs. Bünz?" Alleyn asked.
In a
voice so muffled that they had to strain their ears to hear her, she said
something quite unexpected.
"It
is because I am a woman," said Mrs. Bünz.
Try as
he might, Alleyn could get no satisfactory explanation from Mrs. Bünz as to
what she implied by this statement or why she had made it. He asked her if she
was thinking of die exclusion of women from ritual dances and she denied this
with such vehemence that it was clear the question had caught her on the raw.
She began to talk rapidly, excitedly and, to Mr. Fox at least, embarrassingly
about the sex element hi ritual dancing.
"The
man-woman!" Mrs. Bünz shouted. "An age-old symbol of fertility. And
the Hobby, also, without a doubt. There must be the Betty to lover him and the
Hobby to—"
She
seemed to realize that this was not an acceptable elucidation of her earlier
statement and came to a halt. Dr. Otterly, who had heard all about her arrival
at Copse Forge, reminded her that she had angered the Guiser hi the first
instance by effecting an entrance into the smithy. He asked her if she thought
Ernie had some confused idea that, in doing this, she had brought ill-luck to
the performance.
Mrs.
Bünz seized on this suggestion with feverish intensity. "Yes, yes,"
she cried. That, no doubt, was what Ernie had meant. Alleyn was unable to share
her enthusiasm and felt quite certain it was assumed. She eyed him furtively.
He realized, with immense distaste, that any forbearance or consideration that
he might • show her would probably be taken by Mrs. Bünz for weakness. She had
her own ideas about investigating officers.
Furtively,
she shifted her shoulders under their layers of woollen clothes. She made a
queer little arrested gesture as if she were about to touch them and thought
better of it.
Alleyn
said, "Your shoulders are painful, aren't they? Why not let Dr. Otterly
have a look at them? I'm sure he would."
Dr.
Otterly made guarded professional noises, and Mrs. Bünz behaved as if Alleyn's
suggestion was tantamount to the Usual Warning. She shook her head violently,
became grey-faced and speechless and seemed to contemplate a sudden break-away.
"I
won't keep you much longer," Alleyn said. "There are only one or two
more questions. This is the first: at any stage of the proceedings last night
did the Hobby-Horse come near you?"
At this
she did get up, but slowly and with the uncoordinated movements of a much older
woman. Fox looked over the top of his spectacles at the door. Alleyn and Dr.
Otterly rose and on a common impulse moved a little nearer to her. It occurred
to Alleyn that it would really be rather a pleasant change to ask Mrs. Bünz a
question that did not throw her into a fever.
"Did
you make any contact at all with the Hobby?" he insisted.
"I
think. Once. At the beginning, during his chasinks." Her eyes were
streaming, but whether with cold or distress, it was impossible to say.
"In his flirtinks he touched me," she said. "I think."
"So
you have, no doubt, got tar on your clothes?"
"A
liddle on my coat. I think."
"Do
the Hobby and Betty rehearse, I wonder?"
Dr.
Otterly opened his mouth and shut it again.
"I
know nothing of that," Mrs. Bünz said.
"Do
you know where they rehearsed?"
"Nothingk.
I know nothingk."
Fox,
who had his eye on Dr. Otterly, gave a stentorian cough and Alleyn hurried on.
"One
more question, Mrs. Bünz, and I do ask you very seriously to give me a frank
answer to it. I beg you to believe that, if you are innocent of this crime, you
can do yourself nothing but good by speaking openly and without fear. Please
believe it."
"I
am combletely, combletely innocent."
"Good.
Then here is the question: did you after the end of the first morris leave the
courtyard for some reason and not return to it until the beginning of the solo
dance? Did you, Mrs. Bünz?"
"No,"
said Mrs. Bünz very loudly.
"Really?"
"No."
Alleyn
said after a pause, "All right. That's all. You may be asked later on to
sign a statement. I'm afraid I must also ask you to stay in East Mardian until
after the inquest." He went to the door and opened it. "Thank
you," he said.
When
she reached the door, she stood and looked at him. She seemed to collect
herself and, when she spoke, it was with more composure than she had hitherto
shown.
"It
is the foolish son who had done it," she said. "He is epileptic.
Ritual dancing has a profound effect upon such beings. They are carried back to
their distant origins. They become excited. Had not this son already cut his
father's hand and shed his blood with his sword? It is the son."
"How
do you know he had already cut his father's hand?" Alleyn asked.
"I
have been told," Mrs. Bünz said, looking as if she would faint.
Without
another word and without looking at him again, she went out and down the
passage.
Alleyn
said to Fox, "Don't let her talk to Begg. Nip out, Fox, and tell him that,
as we'll be a little time yet, he can go up to his garage and we'll look in
there later. Probably suit him better, anyway." Fox went out and Alleyn
grinned at Dr. Otterly.
"You
can go ahead now," he said, "if you want to spontaneously
combust."
"I
must say I feel damn' like it. What's she up to, lying right and left? Good
God, I never heard anything like it! Not know when we rehearsed. Good God! They
could hear us all over the pub."
"Where
did you rehearse?"
"In
the old barn at the back, here."
"Very
rum. But I fancy," Alleyn muttered, "we know why she went away during
the show."
"Are
you sure she did?"
"My
dear chap, yes. She's a fanatic. She's a folklore hound with her nose to the
ground. She remembered the first and last parts of your programme with
fantastic accuracy. Of course, if she'd been there she'd have watched the
earthy antics of the comics. If they are comics. Of course. She'd have been on
the look-out for all the fertility fun that you hand out If she'd been there
she'd have looked and she'd have remembered hi precise detail. She doesn't
remember because she didn't look and she didn't look because she wasn't there.
I'd bet my boots on it and I bet I know why."
Fox
returned, polishing his spectacles, and said, "Do you know what I reckon,
Mr. Alleyn? I reckon Mrs. B. leaves the arena, just after the first dance, is
away from it all through the collection and the funny business between young
Mr. Stayne and daft Ernie and gets back before Dan Andersen does a turn on his
own. Is that your idea?"
"Not
altogether, Br’er Fox. If my tottering little freak of an idea is any good, she
leaves her observation post before the first dance."
"Hey?"
Fox ejaculated. "But it's the first dance that she remembers so
well."
"I
must say—" Dr. Otterly agreed and flapped his hands.
"Exactly,"
Alleyn said. "I know. Now, let me explain."
He did
so at some length and they listened to him with the raised eyebrows of
assailable incredulity.
"Well,"
they said, "I suppose it's possible." And, "It might be, but
how'll you prove it?" And, "Even so, it doesn't get us all that much
further, does it?" And, "How are you to find out?"
"It
gets us a hell of a lot further," Alleyn said hotly, "as you'd find
out pretty quickly if you could take a peep at Mrs. Bünz in the rude nude.
However, since that little treat is denied us, let's visit Mr. Simon Begg and
see what he can provide. What was he up to, Fox?"
"He
was talking on the telephone about horse-racing," Fox said.
"Something called 'Teutonic Dancer' in the one-thirty at Sandown. That's
funny," Mr. Fox added. "I never thought of it at the time.
Funny!"
"Screamingly.
You might see if Bailey and Thompson are back, Fox, and if there's anything.
They'll need a meal, poor devils. Trixie'll fix that, I daresay. Then we'll
take a walk up the road to Begg's garage."
While
Fox was away Alleyn asked Dr. Otterly if he could give him a line on Simon
Begg.
"He's
a local," Dr. Otterly said. "Son of the ex-village-shopkeeper. Name's
still up over the shop. He did jolly well hi the war with the
R.A.F.—bomber-pilot He was brought down over Germany, tackled a bunch of Huns
single-handed and got himself and two of his crew back through Spam. They gave
him the D.F.C. for it He'd been a bit of a problem as a lad but he took to
active service like a bird."
"And
since the war?"
"Well—in
a way, a bit of a problem again. I feel damn' sorry for him. As long as he was
in uniform with his ribbons up he was quite a person. That's how it was with
those boys, wasn't it? They lived high, wide and dangerous and they were
everybody's heroes. Then he was demobilized and came back here. You know what
country people are like: it takes a flying bomb to put a dent in their
class-consciousness, and then it's only temporary. They began to say how
ghastly the R.A.F. slang was and to ask each other if it didn't rock you a bit
when you saw them out of uniform. It's quite true that Simon bounded sky high
and used an incomprehensible and irritating jargon and that some of his waist-coats
were positively terrifying. All the same."
"I
know," Alleyn said.
"I
felt rather sorry for him. Neither fish, nor flesh nor stockbroker's Tudor.
That was why I asked him to come into the Sword Wednesday show. Our old Hobby
was killed in the raids. He was old Begg from Yow-ford, a relation of Simon's.
There've been Beggs for Hobbies for a very long time."
"So
this Begg has done it—how many times?"
"About
nine. Ever since the war."
"What's
he been up to all that time?"
"He's
led rather a raffish kind of life for the last nine years. Constantly changing
his job. Gambling pretty high, I fancy. Hanging round the pubs. Then, about
three years ago his father died and he bought a garage up at Yowford. It's not
doing too well, I fancy. He's said to be very much in the red. The boys would
have got good backing from one of the big companies if they could have
persuaded the Guiser to let them turn Copse Forge into a filling station. It's
at a cross-roads and they're putting a main road through before long, more's
the pity. They were very keen on the idea and wanted Simon to go in with them.
But the Guiser wouldn't hear of it."
"They
may get it—now," Alleyn said without emphasis. "And Simon may climb
out of the red."
"He's
scarcely going to murder William Andersen," Dr. Otterly pointed out
acidly, "on the off-chance of the five sons putting up five petrol pumps.
Apart from the undoubted fact that, wherever Begg himself may have got to last
night, the Guiser certainly didn't leave the stage after he walked on to it and
I defy you to perform a decapitation when you're trussed up hi 'Crack's'
harness. Besides, I like Begg; ghastly as he is, I like him."
"All
right. I know. I didn't say a thing."
"You
are not, I hope," Dr. Otterly angrily continued, "putting on that
damned superior-sleuth act: 'you have the facts, my dear—' whatever the
stooge's name is."
"Not!"
"Well,
you've got some damned theory up your sleeve, haven't you?"
"I'm
ashamed of it"
"Ashamed?"
"Utterly,
Otterly."
"Ah,
hell!" Dr. Otterly said in disgust.
"Come
with us to Begg's garage. Keep on listening. If anything doesn't tally with
what you remember, don't say a word unless I tip you the wink. All right? Here
we go."
In
spite of the thaw, the afternoon had grown deadly cold. Yowford Lane dripped
greyly between its hedgerows and was choked with mud and slush. About a mile
along it, they came upon Simmy-Dick's Service Station hi a disheartened-looking
shack with Begg's car standing outside it. Alleyn pulled up at the first pump
and sounded his horn.
Simon
came out, buttoning up a suit of white overalls with a large monogram on the
pocket: witness, Alleyn suspected, to a grandiloquent beginning. When he saw
Alleyn, he grinned sourly and raised his eyebrows.
"Hullo,"
Alleyn said. "Four, please."
"Four
what? Coals of fire?" Simon said, and moved round to the petrol tank.
It was
an unexpected opening and made things a good deal easier for Alleyn. He got out
of the car and joined Simon.
"Why
coals of fire?" he asked.
"After
me being a rude boy this morning."
"That's
all right"
"It's
just that I know what a clot Ernie can make of himself," Simon said, and
thrust the nose of the hosepipe into the tank. "Four, you said?"
"Four.
And this is a professional call, by the way."
"I'm
not all that dumb," Simon grunted.
Alleyn
waited until the petrol had gone in and then paid for it. Simon tossed the
change up and caught it neatly before handing it over. "Why not come
inside?" he suggested. "It's bloody cold out here, isn't it?"
He led
the way into a choked-up cubby-hole that served as his office. Fox and Dr.
Otterly followed Alleyn and edged in sideways.
"How's
the Doc?" Simon said. "Doing a Watson?"
"I'm
beginning to think so," said Dr. Otterly. Simon laughed shortly.
"Well,"
Alleyn began cheerfully, "how's the racing-news?"
"Box
of birds," Simon said.
"Teutonic
Dancer do any good for herself?"
Simon
looked sharply at Fox. "Who's the genned-up type?" he said.
"You?"
"That's
right, Mr. Begg. I heard you on the telephone."
"I
see." He took out his cigarettes, frowned over lighting one and then
looked up with a grin. "I can't keep it to myself," he said.
"It's the craziest thing. Came in at twenty-seven to one. Everything else
must have fallen down."
"I
hope you had something on."
"A
wee flutter," Simon said and again the corners of his mouth twitched.
"It was a dicey do, but was it worth it! How's the Doc?" he repeated,
again aware of Dr. Otterly.
"Quite
well, thank you. How's the garage proprietor?" Dr. Otterly countered
chillily.
"Box
of birds."
As this
didn't seem to be getting them anywhere, Alleyn invited Simon to give them his
account of the Five Sons.
He
started off in a very business-like way, much, Alleyn thought, as he must have
given his reports in his bomber-pilot days. The delayed entrance, the arrival
of the Guiser, "steamed-up" and roaring at them all. The rapid change
of clothes and the entrance. He described how he began the show with his
pursuit of the girls.
"Funny!
Some of them just about give you the go-ahead signal. I could see them through
the hole in the neck. All giggles and girlishness. Half-windy, too. They reckon
it's lucky or something."
"Did
Miss Campion react like that?"
"The
fair Camilla? I wouldn't have minded if she had. I made a very determined
attempt, but not a chance. She crash-landed in the arms of another bod. Ralphy
Stayne. Lucky type!"
He
grinned cheerfully round. "But, still!" he said. It was a sort of
summing up. One could imagine him saying it under almost any circumstances.
Alleyn
asked him what he did after he'd finished his act and before the first morris
began. He said he had gone up to the back archway and had a bit of a breather.
"And
during the morris?"
"I
just sort of bummed around on my own."
"With
the Betty?"
"I
think so. I don't remember exactly. I'm not sort of officially 'on' in that
scene."
"But
you didn't go right off?"
"No,
I'm meant to hang round. I'm the animal-man. God knows what it's all in aid of,
but I just sort of trot round on the outskirts."
"And
you did that last night?"
"That's
the story."
"You
didn't go near the dancers?"
"I
don't think so."
"Nor
the dolmen?"
"No,"
he said sharply.
"You
couldn't tell me, for instance, exactly what the Guiser did when he slipped
down to hide?"
"Disappeared
as usual behind the stone, I suppose, and lay doggo."
"Where
were you at that precise moment?"
"I
don't remember exactly."
"Nowhere
near the dolmen?"
"Absolutely.
Nowhere near."
"I
see," Alleyn said, and was careful not to look at Dr. Otterly. "And
then? After that? What did you do?"
"I
just hung round for a bit and then wandered up to the back."
"What
was happening in the arena?" "The Betty did an act and after that Dan
did his solo."
"What
was the Betty's act?"
"Kind
of ad lib. In the old days, they tell me, 'she' used to hunt down some bod in
the crowd and tuck him under her petticoats. Or she'd come on screeching and,
presently, there'd be a great commotion under the crinoline and out would pop
some poor type. You can imagine, a high old time was had by all."
"Mr.
Stayne didn't go in for that particular kind of clowning?"
"Who—Ralphy?
Only very mildly. He's much too much the gentleman, if you know what I
mean." "What did he do?" Alleyn persisted. "Honest, I've
forgotten. I didn't really watch. Matter of fact, I oozed off to the back and
had a smoke." "When did you begin to watch again?" "After
Dan's solo. When the last dance began. I came back for that." "And
then?"
After
that, Simon's account followed the rest. Alleyn let him finish without
interruption and was then silent for so long that the others began to fidget
and Simon Begg stood up.
"Well,"
he said, "if that's all—" "I'm afraid it's nothing like
all." "Hell!"
"Let
us consider," Alleyn said, "your story of your own movements during
and immediately after the first dance—this dance that was twice repeated and
ended with the mock decapitation. Why do you suppose that your account of it
differs radically from all the other accounts we have had?"
Simon
glanced at Dr. Otterly and assumed a tough and mulish expression.
"Your
guess," he said, "is as good as mine."
"We
don't want to guess. We'd like to know. We'd like to know, for instance, why
you say you trotted round on the outskirts of the dance and that you didn't go
near the dancers or the dolmen. Dr. Otterly here and all the other observers we
have consulted say that, as a matter of fact, you went up to the dolmen at the
moment of climax and stood motionless behind it."
"Do
they?" he said. "I don't remember everything I did. Perhaps they
don't either. P'r'aps you've been handed a lot of duff gen."
"If
that means," Dr. Otterly said, "that I may have laid false
information, I won't let you get away with it. I am absolutely certain that you
stood close behind the dolmen and therefore so close to where the Guiser lay
that you couldn't fail to notice him. Sorry, Alleyn. I've butted in."
"That's
all right. You see, Begg, that's what they all say. Their accounts agree."
"Too
bad," Simon said.
"If,
in fact, you did stand behind the dolmen when he hid behind it you must have
seen exactly what the Guiser did."
"I
didn't see what the Guiser did. I don't remember being behind the stone. I
don't think I was near enough to see."
"Would
you make a statement, on oath, to that effect?"
"Why
not?"
"And
that you don't remember exactly what the clowning act was between the Betty and
Ernest Andersen?"
"Didn't
he and Ralphy have a row about his whiffler? Come to think of it, I believe I
oozed off before they got going."
"No,
you didn't. Sorry, Alleyn," said Dr. Otterly.
"We
are told that 'Crack,' who was watching them, gave a sort of neighing sound
before he went off by the rear archway. Did you do that?"
"I
might have. Daresay. Why the heck should I remember?"
"Because,
up to the point when you finished tarring the village maidens and the
dance-proper began, you remember everything very clearly. Then we get this
period when you're overtaken by a sort of mental miasma, a period that covers
the ritual of the Father and the Five Sons culminating hi the mock death.
Everybody else agrees about where you were at the moment of the climax: behind
the dolmen, they tell us, standing stock still. You insist that you don't
remember going near the dolmen."
"That's
right," Simon said very coolly and puckered his lips in a soundless
whistle. "To the best of my remembrance, you know."
"I
think I'd better tell you that, in my opinion, this period, from the end of
your improvisation until your return (and, incidentally, the return of your
memory) covers the murder of William Andersen."
"I
didn't hand him the big chop," Simon said. "Poor old bastard."
"Have
you any notion who did?"
"No."
"I
do wish," Alleyn said vexedly, "you wouldn't be such an ass—if you
are being an ass, of course."
"Will
that be all, Teacher?"
"No.
How well do you know Mrs. Bünz?"
"I
never met her till she came down here."
"You've
sold her a car, haven't you?"
"That's
right."
"Any
other transactions?"
"What
the hell do you mean?" Simon asked very quietly.
"Did
you come to any understanding about Teutonic Dancer?"
Simon
shifted his shoulders with a movement that reminded Alleyn of Mrs. Bünz
herself. "Oh," he said. "That." He seemed to expand and the
look of irrepressible satisfaction appeared again. "You might say the old
dear brought me that bit of luck. I mean to say: could you beat it? Teutonic
Dancer by Subsidize out of Substitution? Piece of cake!"
"Subsidize?"
"Yes.
Great old sire, of course, but the dam isn't so hot."
"Did
they give you any other ideas?"
"Who?"
"Subsidize
and Substitution?"
"I
don't," Simon said coolly, "know what you mean."
"Let
it go, then. What clothes did you wear last night?"
"Clothes?
Oldest I've got. By the time the party was over, I looked pretty much like the
original tar-baby myself."
"What
were they?"
"A
heavy R.A.F. sweater and a pair of old cream slacks."
"Good,"
Alleyn said. "May we borrow them?"
"Look
here, I don't much like this. Why?"
"Why
do you think? To see if there's any blood on them."
"Thanks,"
said Simon turning pale, "very much!"
"We'll
be asking for everybody's."
"Safety
in numbers?" He hesitated and then looked again at Dr. Otterly. "Not
my job," he muttered, "to try and teach the experts. I know that. All
the same—"
"Come
on," Alleyn said. "All the same, what?"
"I
just happen to know. Anybody buys his bundle that way, there isn't just a
little blood."
"I
see. How do you happen to know?"
"Show
I was in. Over Germany."
"Can
you elaborate a bit?"
"It's
not all that interesting. We got clobbered and I hit the silk the same time as
she exploded."
"His
bomber blew up and they parachuted down," Dr. Otterly translated drily.
"That's
the story," Simon agreed.
"Touch
and go?" Alleyn hazarded. "You can say that again." Simon drew
his brows together. His voice was unemphatic and without dramatic values, yet
had the authentic colour of vivid recollection.
"I
could see the Jerries before I hit the deck. Soon as I did they bounced me.
Three of them. Two went the hard way. But the third, a little old tough-looking
type he was, with a hedge-cutter, came up behind while I was still busy with
his cobs. I turned and saw him. Too late to cope. I'd have bought it if one of
my own crew hadn't come up and got operational. He used his knife." Simon
made an all too graphic gesture. "That's how I know," he said.
"O.K., isn't it, Doc? Buckets of blood?"
"Yes,"
Dr. Otterly agreed. "There would be."
"Yes.
Which ought to make it a simple, story," Simon said and turned to Alleyn.
"Oughtn't it?"
"The
story," Alleyn said, "would«-be a good deal simpler if everyone
didn't try to elaborate it. Now, keep still. I haven't finished with you yet.
Tell me this: as far as I can piece it out, you were either up at the back exit
or just outside it when Ernie Andersen came backstage."
"Just
outside it's right"
"What
happened?"
"I
told you. After the morris, I left Ralphy to it. I could hear him squeaking
away and the mob laughing. I had a drag at a gasper and took the weight off the
boots. Then the old Corp—that's Ernie, he was my baI’man hi the war—came
charging out in one of his tantrums. I couldn't make out what was biting him.
After a bit, Ralphy turned up and gave Ernie his whiffler. Ralphy started to
say, I’m sorry,' or something like that, but I told him to beat it. So he
did."
"And
then?"
"Well,
then it was just about tune for me to go back. So I did. Ernie went back,
too."
"Who
threw tar on the bonfire?"
"Nobody.
I knocked the drum over with the edge of 'Crack's' body. It's a dirty big
clumsy thing. Swings round. I jolly nearly went on fire myself," Simon
reflected with feeling. "By God, I did."
"So
you went back to the arena? You and Ernie?"
"That's
the story."
"Where
exactly did you go?"
"I
don't know where Ernie got to. Far as I remember, I went straight hi." He
half shut his eyes and peered back through the intervening hours. "The
boys had started their last dance. I think I went fairly close to the dolmen
that time because I seem to remember it between them and me. Then I sheered off
to the right and took up my position there."
"Did
you notice the Guiser lying behind the dolmen?"
"Sort
of. Poor visibility through the hole in that canvas neck. And the body sticks
out like a great shelf just under your chin. It hides the ground for about
three feet all round you."
"Yes,
I see. Do you think you could have kicked anything without realizing you'd done
it?"
Simon
stared, blinked and looked sick. "Nice idea I must say," he said with
some violence.
"Do
you remember doing so?"
He
stared at his hands for a moment, frowning.
"God,
I don't know. I don't know. I hadn't remembered."
"Why
did you stop Ernie Andersen answering me when I asked if he'd done this
job?"
"Because,"
Simon said at once, "I know what Ernie's like. He's not more than
nine-and-fivepence in the pound. He's queer. I sort of kept an eye on him in
the old days. He takes fits. I knew. I fiddled him in as a baI’man." Simon
began to mumble. "You know, same as the way he felt about his ghastly dog,
I felt about him, poor old bastard. I know him. What happened last night got
him all worked up. He took a fit after it happened, didn't he, Doc? He'd be
just as liable to say he'd done it as not. He's queer about blood and he's got
some weird ideas about this dance and the stone and what-have-you. He's the
type that rushes in and confesses to a murder he hasn't done just for the hell
of it"
"Do
you think he did it?" Alleyn said.
"I
do not. How could he? Only time he might have had a go, Ralphy had pinched his
whiffler. I certainly do not."
"All
right. Go away and think over what you've said. We'll be asking you for a
statement and you'll be subpoenaed for the inquest. If you'd like, on
consideration, to amend what you've told us, well be glad to listen."
"I
don't want to amend anything."
"Well,
if your memory improves."
"Ah,
hell!" Simon said disgustedly and dropped into his chair.
"You
never do any good," Alleyn remarked, "by fiddling with the
facts."
"Don't
you just," Simon rejoined with heartfelt emphasis and added, "You lay
off old Ern. He hasn't got it in him: he's the mild one hi that family."
"Is
he? Who's the savage one?"
"They're
all mild," Simon said, grinning. "As mild as milk."
And on
that note they left him.
When
they were in the car, Dr. Otterly boiled up again.
"What
the devil does that young bounder think he's up to! I never heard such a damned
farrago of lies. By God, Alleyn, I don't like it. I don't like it at all."
"Don't
you?" Alleyn said absently.
"Well,
damn it, do you?"
"Oh,"
Alleyn grunted. "It sticks out a mile what Master Simon's up to. Doesn't
it, Fox?"
"I'd
say so, Mr. Alleyn," Fox agreed cheerfully.
Dr.
Otterly said, "Am I to be informed?"
"Yes,
yes, of course. Hullo, who's this?"
In the
hollow of the lane, pressed into the bank to make way for the oncoming car,
were a man and a woman. She wore a shawl pulled over her head and he a woollen
cap and there was a kind of intensity in their stillness. As the car passed,
the woman looked up. It was Trixie Plowman.
"Chris
hasn't lost much tune," Dr. Otterly muttered.
"Are
they engaged?"
"They
were courting." Dr. Otterly said shortly. "I understood it was all
off."
"Because
of the Guiser?"
"I
didn't say so."
"You
said Chris hadn't lost much time, though. Did the Guiser disapprove?"
"Something
of the sort. Village gossip."
"Ill
swap Simon's goings-on for your bit of gossip."
Dr.
Otterly shifted in his seat. "I don't know so much about that," he
said uneasily. "I'll think it over."
They
returned to the fug and shadows of their room in the pub. Alleyn was silent for
some minutes and Fox busied himself with his notes. Dr. Otterly eyed them both
and seemed to be in two minds whether or not to speak. Presently, Alleyn walked
over to the window. "The weather's hardening. I think it may freeze
tonight," he said.
Fox
looked over the top of his spectacles at Dr. Otterly, completed his notes and
joined Alleyn at the window.
"Woman,"
he observed. "In the lane. Looks familiar. Dogs."
"It's
Miss Dulcie Mardian."
"Funny
how they will do it"
"What?"
"Go
for walks with dogs."
"She's
coming into the pub."
"All
that fatuous tarradiddle," Dr. Otterly suddenly fulminated, "about
where he was during the triple sword-dance! Saying he didn't go behind the
dolmen. Sink me, he stood there and squealed like a colt when he saw Ralph grab
the sword. I don't understand it and I don't like it. Lies."
Alleyn
said, "I don't think Simon lied."
"What!"
"He says that during the first dance, the
triple sword-dance, he was nowhere near the dolmen. I believe that to be
perfectly true."
"But,
rot my soul, Alleyn— swear—"
"Equally,
I believe that he didn't see Ralph Stayne grab Ernest Andersen's sword."
"Now,
look here—"
Alleyn
turned to Dr. Otterly. "Of course he wasn't. He was well away from the
scene of action. He'd gone offstage to keep a date with a lady-friend."
"A
date? What lady-friend, for pity's sake?"
Trixie
came in.
"Miss
Dulcie Mardian," she said, "to see Mr. Alleyn, if you please."
CHAPTER
NINE: Question of Fancy
ALLEYN
found it a little hard to decide quite how addle-pated Dulcie Mardian was. She
had a strange vague smile and a terribly inconsequent manner. Obviously, she
was one of those people who listen to less than half of what is said to them.
Yet, could the strangeness of some of her replies be attributed only to this?
She
waited for him in the tiny entrance hall of the Green Man. She wore a hat that
had been mercilessly sat upon, an old hacking waterproof and a pair of
down-at-heel Newmarket boots. She carried a stick. Her dogs, a bull-terrier and
a spaniel, were on leashes and had wound them round her to such an extent that
she was tied up like a parcel.
"How
do you do," she said. "I won't come in. Aunt Akky asked me to say
she'd be delighted if you'd dine to-night. Quarter past eight for half past and
don't dress if it's a bother. Oh, yes, I nearly forgot. She's sorry it's such
short notice. I hope you'll come because she gets awfully cross if people don't,
when they're asked. Good-bye."
She
plunged a little but was held firmly pinioned by her dogs and Alleyn was able
to say, "Thank you very much," collect his thoughts and accept.
"And
I'm afraid I can't change," he added.
"I'll
tell her. Don't, dogs."
"May
I—?"
"It's
all right, thank you. I'll kick them a little."
She
kicked the bull-terrier, who rather half-heartedly snapped back at her.
"I
suppose," Dulcie said, "you ran away to be a policeman when you were
a boy."
"Not
exactly."
"Isn't
it awful about old William? Aunt Akky's furi- ous. She was in a bad mood anyway
because of Ralph and this has put her out more than ever."
Trixie
came through the passage and went into the public bar.
"Which
reminds me," Dulcie said, but didn't elucidate which reminded her of what.
It was much too public a place for Alleyn to pursue the conversation to any
professional advantage, if there was any to be had. He asked her if she'd come
into their improvised office for a few minutes and she treated the suggestion
as if it were an improper advance.
"No,
thank you," she said, attempting to draw herself up but greatly hampered
by her dogs. "Quite impossible, I'm afraid."
Alleyn
said, "There are one or two points about this case that we'd like to
discuss with you. Perhaps, if I come a little early to-night? Or if Dame Alice
goes to bed early, I might—"
"I
go up at the same time as my aunt. We shall be an early party, I'm
afraid," Dulcie said, stiffly. "Aunt Akky is sure you'll
understand."
"Of
course, yes. But if I might have a word or two with you in private—"
He
stopped, noticing her agitation.
Perhaps
her involuntary bondage to the bull-terrier and the spaniel had put into
Dulcie's head some strange fantasy of jeopardized maidenhood. A look of
terrified bravado appeared on her face. There was even a trace of
gratification.
"You
don't," Dulcie astoundingly informed him, "follow with the South
Mardian and Adjacent Hunts without learning how to look after yourself. No, by
Jove!"
The
bull-terrier and the spaniel had begun to fight each other. Dulcie beat them
impartially and was forced to accept Alleyn's help in extricating herself from
a now quite untenable position.
"Hands
off," she ordered him brusquely as soon as it was remotely possible for
him to leave her to her own devices. "Behave yourself," she advised
him, and was suddenly jerked from his presence by the dogs.
Alleyn
was left rubbing his nose.
When he
rejoined the others, he asked Dr. Otterly how irresponsible he considered Miss
Mardian to be.
"Dulcie?"
Dr. Otterly said. "Well—"
"In
confidence."
"Not
certifiable. No. Eccentric, yes. Lot of in-breeding there. She took a bad toss
in the hunting-field about twenty years ago. Kicked on the head. Never ridden
since. She's odd, certainly."
"She
talked as if she rode to hounds every day of the week."
"Did
she? Odd, yes. Did she behave as if you were going to make improper
proposals?"
"Yes
"
"She
does that occasionally. Typical spinster's hallucination. Dame Alice thinks she
waxes and wanes emotionally with the moon. I'd give it a more clinical
classification, but you can take your choice. And now, if you don't mind,
Alleyn, I really am running terribly late."
"Yes,
of course."
"I
won't ask you for an explanation of your extraordinary pronouncement just now.
Um?"
"Won't
you? That's jolly big of you."
"You
go to hell," Dr. Otterly said without much rancour and took himself off.
Fox
said, "Bailey and Thompson have rigged up a workroom somewhere in the barn
and got cracking on dabs. Carey saw the gardener's boy from the castle. He went
down yesterday with the note from the gardener himself about the slasher. He
didn't see the Guiser. Ernie took the note in to him and came back and said the
Guiser would do the job if he could."
"I
thought as much."
"Carey's
talked to the lad who was to stand in for Ernie: Dan's boy, he is. He says his
grand-dad arrived on the scene at the last moment. Ernie was dressed up in the
Guiser's clothes and this boy was wearing Ernie's. The Guiser didn't say much.
He grabbed Ernie and tried to drag the clothes off of him. Nobody explained
anything. They just changed over and did the show."
"Yes,
I see. Let's take another dollop of fresh air, Fox, and then I think I'll have
a word with the child of nature."
"Who?
Trixie?"
"That,
as Mr. Begg would say, is the little number. A fine, cheerful job straight out
of the romps of Milk-wood. Where's the side door?"
They
found it and walked out into the back yard.
"And
there," Alleyn said, "is the barn. They rehearsed in here. Let's have
a look, shall we?"
They
walked down the brick path and found themselves by a little window in the rear
of the barn. A raincoat had been hung over it on the inside. "Bailey's,"
Alleyn said. "They'll be hard at it."
He
stood there, filling his pipe and looking absently at the small window.
"Somebody's cleaned a peephole on the outside," he said. "Or it
looks like a peephole."
He
stooped down while Fox watched him indulgently. Between the brick path and the
wall of the barn there was a strip of unmelted snow.
"Look,"
Alleyn said and pointed.
Mrs.
Bünz had worn rubber overboots with heels. Night after night she had stood
there and, on the last night, the impressions she made had frozen into the
fresh fall of snow. It was a bitterly cold, sheltered spot and the thaw had not
yet reached it. There they were, pointing to the wall, under the window: two
neat footprints over the ghosts of many others.
"Size
six. Not Camilla Campion and Trixie's got smallish feet, too. I bet it was the
Teutonic folklorist having a sly peep at rehearsals. Look, here, now. Here's a
nice little morsel of textbook stuff for you."
A naked
and ragged thornbush grew by the window. Caught up on one of its twigs was a
tuft of grey-blue woollen material.
"Hand-spun,"
Alleyn said, "I bet you."
"Keen!"
Fox said, turning his back to a razor-like draught
"If
you mean the lady," Alleyn rejoined, "you couldn't be more right,
Br'er Fox. As keen as a knife. A fanatic, in fact. Come on."
They
moved round to the front of the barn and went in. The deserted interior was
both cold and stuffy. There was a smell of sacking, cobwebs and perhaps the
stale sweat of the dancers. Cigarettes had been trodden out along the sides.
The dust raised by the great down-striking capers had settled again over
everything. At the far end, double-doors led into an inner room and had
evidently been dragged together by Bailey and Thompson, whose voices could be heard
on the other side.
"We
won't disturb them," Alleyn said, "but, if those doors were open, as
I should say they normally are, there'd be a view into this part of the barn
from the little window."
"It'd
be a restricted view, wouldn't it?"
"It'd
be continually interrupted by figures coming between the observer and the
performers and limited by the size of the opening. I tell you what,
Foxkin," Alleyn said, "unless we can 'find,' as the Mardian ladies
would say, pretty damn' quickly, we'll have a hell of a lot of deadwood to
clear away in this case."
"Such
as?"
"Such
as the Andersen boys' business instincts, for one thing. And tracking down
Master Ralph's peccadillos, for another. And the Bünz, for a third. And just
what Ernie got up to before the show. And Chris's love pangs. All that and more
and quite likely none of it of any account in the long run."
"None?"
"Well—there's
one item that I think may ring the bell."
Bailey,
hearing their voices, wrenched open one of the double-doors and stuck his head
out
"No
dabs anywhere that you wouldn't expect, Mr. Alleyn," he reported. "A
few stains that look like blood on the Andersens' dancing pants and sleeves.
Nothing on their swords. They handled the body, of course. The slasher's too
much burnt for anything to show and ‘the harness on the horse affair's all
mucked up with tar."
Bailey
was a man of rather morose habit, but when he had this sort of report to make
he usually grinned. He did so now. "Will I get Begg's clothes off
him?" he asked.
"Yes.
I've told him we want them. You may have the car for the next hour."
Badey
said, "The local sergeant looked in. Obby. Pretty well asleep in his
boots. He says when you left this morning the Andersens had a bit of a set-to.
Seems Ernie reckons there was something about Chris Andersen. He kept saying,
'What about Chris and the Guiser and you-know-who? Obby wrote it all down and
left his notes. It doesn't sound anything much."
"I'll
look at it," Alleyn said and, when Bailey produced the notebook, read it
carefully.
"All
right," he said. "Carry on finding out nothing you wouldn't expect.
Glad you're enjoying yourself."
Bailey
looked doubtful and withdrew his head.
"I'm
going to see Trixie," Alleyn announced.
"If
you get frightened," Mr. Fox said, "scream."
"I'll
do that, Fox. Thank you."
Trixie
was behind the shutter tidying the public bar. Tucked away behind the shelves
of bottles, she had a snuggery with a couple of chairs and an electric fire.
Into this retreat she invited Alleyn, performed the classic gesture of dusting
a chair and herself sat down almost knee-to-knee with him, calmly attentive to
whatever he might choose to say.
"Trixie,"
Alleyn began, "I'm going to ask you one or two very personal questions and
you're going to think I've got a hell of a cheek. If your answers are no help
to us, then I shall forget all about them. If they are of help, we shall have
to make use of them, but, as far as possible, well treat them as confidential.
All right?"
"I
reckon so," Trixie said readily.
"Good.
Before we tackle the personalities, I want you to tell me what you saw last
night, up at the castle."
Her
description of the dance tallied with Dr. Otterly's except at moments when her
attention had obviously strayed. Such a moment had occurred soon after the
entry of the Guiser. She had watched "Crack's" antics and had herself
been tarred by him. "It's lucky to get touched," Trixie said with her
usual broad smile. She had wonderfully strong white teeth and her fair skin had
a kind of bloom over it. She remembered hi detail how "Crack" had
chased Camilla and how Camilla had run into the Betty's arms. But, at the
moment when the Guiser came in, it seemed, Trixie's attention had been
diverted. She had happened to catch sight of Mrs. Bünz.
"Were
you standing anywhere near her?" Alleyn asked.
"So
I was, then, but she was powerful eager to see and get tar-touched and crept in
close."
"Yes?"
"But
after Guiser come in I see her move back in the crowd and, when I looked again,
she wasn't there."
"Not
anywhere in the crowd?"
"Seemingly."
Knowing
how madly keen Mrs. Bünz was to see the dance, Trixie was good-naturedly
concerned and looked round for her quite persistently. But there was no sign of
her. Then Trixie herself became interested in the performance and forgot all
about Mrs. Bünz. Later on, when Dan was already embarked on his solo, Trixie
looked round again and, lo and behold, there was Mrs. Bünz after all, standing
inside the archway and looking, Trixie said, terribly put-about. After that,
the account followed Dr. Otterly's in every respect.
Alleyn
said, "This has been a help. Thank you, Trixie. And now, I'm afraid, for
the personalities. This afternoon when you came into our room and Mr. Ralph
Stayne was there, I thought from your manner and from his that there had been
something—some understanding—between you. Is that right?"
Trixie's
smile widened into quite a broad grin. A dimple appeared in her cheek and her
eyes brightened.
"He's
a proper lad," she said, "is Mr.' Ralph."
"Does
he spend much time at home, here?"
"During
the week he's up to Biddlefost lawyering, but most week-ends he's to
home." She chuckled. "It's kind of- slow most times hereabouts,"
said Trixie. "Up to rectory it's so quiet's a grave. No place for a
high-mettled chap."
"Does
he get on well with his father?"
"Well
enough. I reckon Passon's no notion what fancies lay hold on a young fellow or
how powerful strong and masterful they be."
"Very
likely not."
Trixie
smoothed her apron and, catching sight of her reflection in a wall-glass,
tidied her hair. She did this without coquetry and yet, Alleyn thought, with a
perfect awareness of her own devastating femininity.
"And
so—?" he said.
"It
was a bit of fun. No harm come of it. Or didn't ought to of. He's a proper good
chap."
"Did
something come of it?"
She
giggled. "Sure enough. Ernie seen us. Last spring 'twas, one evening up to
Copse Forge." She looked again at the wall-glass? but abstractedly, as if
she saw in it not herself as she was now but as she had been on the evening she
evoked. “‘Twasn't nothing for him to fret hisself over, but he's a bit
daft-like, is Era."
"What
did he do about it?"
Nothing,
it seemed, for a long time. He had gaped at them and then turned away. They had
heard him stumble down the path through the copse. It was Trixie's particular
talent not so much to leave the precise character of the interrupted idyll
undefined as to suggest by this omission that it was of no particular
importance. Ernie had gone, Ralph Stayne had become uneasy and embarrassed. He
and Trixie parted company and that was the last time they had met, Alleyn
gathered, for dalliance. Ralph had not returned to South Mardian for several
week-ends. When summer came, she believed him to have gone abroad during the
long vacation. She answered all Alleyn's questions very readily and apparently
with precision.
"In
the end," Alleyn suggested, "did Ernie make mischief, or what?"
"So
he did, then. After Camilla came back, 'twas." "Why then,
particularly?"
"Reckon
he knew what was in the wind. He's not so silly but what he doesn't notice.
Easy for all to see Mr. Ralph's struck down powerful strong by her."
"But were they ever seen together?" "No, not they." "Well,
then—"
"He'd
been courting her in London. Maids up to castle heard his great-auntie giving
him a terrible rough-tonguing and him saying if Camilla would have him he'd
marry her come-fine-or-foul."
"But
where," Alleyn asked patiently, "does Ernie come in?"
Ernie,
it appeared, was linked up with the maids at the castle. He was in the habit of
drifting up there on Sunday afternoon, when, on their good-natured sufferance,
he would stand inside the door of the servants' hall, listening to their talk
and, occasionally, contributing an item himself. Thus he had heard all about
Dame Alice's strictures upon her great-nephew's attachment to Camilla. Ernie
had been able, as it were, to pay his way by describing his own encounter with
Ralph and Trixie in the copse. The elderly parlourmaid, a gossip of Trixie's,
lost no time in acquainting her of the whole conversation. Thus the age-old
mechanics of village intercommunication were neatly demonstrated to Alleyn.
"Did
you mind," he asked, "about this tittle-tattle?" "Lor',
no," she said. "All they get out of life, I reckon, them old
maidens." "Did anyone else hear of these matters?"
She
looked at him with astonishment.
"Certain-sure.
Why wouldn't they?"
"Did
the Guiser know, do you think?"
"He
did, then. And was so full of silly notions as a baby, him being Chapel and
terrible narrow in his views."
"Who
told him?"
"Why,"
she said, "Ernie, for sure. He told, and his dad went raging and
preachifying to Dame Alice and to Mr. Ralph saying he'd tell Passon. Mr. Ralph
come and had a tell with me, axing me what he ought to do. And I told him, 'Pay
no 'tention: hard words break no bones and no business of Guiser's, when all's
said.’ 'Course," Trixie added, "Mr. Ralph was upset for fear his
young lady might get to hear of it"
"Did
she?"
"I
don't reckon she did, though if she had, it mightn't have made all that differ
between them. She'm a sensible maid, for all her grand bringing-up: a lovely
nature, true's steel and a lady. But proper proud of her mother's folk, mind.
She's talked to me since she come back: nobody else to listen, I dessay, and
when a maid's dizzy with love, like Camilla, she's a mighty need to be
talking."
"And
you don't really think she knew about you and Mr. Ralph?"
"Not
by my reckoning, though Mr. Ralph got round to thinking maybe he should tell
her. Should he make a clean breast of it to Camilla and I dunno what else
beside. I told him it were best left unsaid. Anyway, Camilla had laid it down
firm they was not to come anigh each other. But, last Sunday, he seen her hi
church and his natural burning desire for the maid took a-hold of him and he
followed her up to Copse Forge and kissed her and the Guiser come out of the
smithy and seen them. Camilla says he ordered her off and Mr. Ralph told her it
would be best if she went. So she did and left them together. I reckon Guiser
gave Mr. Ralph a terrible tonguing, but Camilla doesn't know what 'twas passed
between them."
"I
see. Do you think the Guiser may have threatened to tell Camilla about
you?"
Trixie
thought this extremely likely. It appeared that, on the Monday, the Guiser had
actually gone down to the Green Man and tackled Trixie herself, declaiming that
Ralph ought to make an honest woman of her. For this extreme measure, Trixie
said, perhaps a thought ambiguously, there was no need whatever. The Guiser had
burst into a tirade, saying that he wouldn't hear of his grand-daughter
marrying so far "above her station," and repeating the improper
pattern of her mother's behaviour. It could lead, he said, to nothing but
disaster. He added, with superb inconsistency, that, anyway, Ralph was morally
bound to marry Trixie.
"What
did you say to all that?" Alleyn asked her.
"I
said I'd other notions."
He
asked her what had been the outcome of her interview with the Guiser and
gathered that a sort of understanding had been arrived at between them. An
armed neutrality was to be observed until after Sword Wednesday. Nobody could
do the Betty's act as well as Ralph and for the Guiser this was a powerful
argument. Towards the end of their talk, the old man had become a good deal
calmer. Trixie could see that a pleasing thought had struck him.
"Did
you discover what this was?"
"So
I did, then. He was that tickled with his own cunning, I reckon he had to tell
me."
"Yes?"
"He
said he'd make his Will and leave his money to Camilla. He said he'd make Mr.
Ralph do it for him and that'd stop his nonsense."
"But
why?"
"Because
he'd make him lay it down that she'd only get the money if she didn't marry
him," said Trixie.
There
was a long silence.
"Trixie,"
Alleyn said at last. "Do you mind telling me if you were ever in love with
Ralph Stayne?" She stared at him and then threw back her head. The muscles
in her neck swelled sumptuously and she laughed outright.
"Me!
He's a nice enough young fellow and no harm in him, but he's not my style and
I'm not his. It were a bit of fun, like I said, and natural as birds in May: no
offence taken either side."
Thinking,
evidently, that the interview was over, she stood up and, setting her hands at
her waist, pulled down her dress to tidy it.
"Have
you got a man of your own?" Alleyn asked.
"So
I have, then, and a proper man, too."
"May
I know who he is?"
"I
don't see why for not," she said slowly. "It's Chris Andersen. Reckon
you saw us a while back in the lane."
"What
did the Guiser have to say about that?"
For the
first time since he spoke to her, Trixie looked uneasy. An apple-blossom blush
spread over her face and faded, Alleyn thought, to an unusual pallor.
"You
tell me," he said, "that the Guiser thought Mr. Stayne should marry
you. Did the Guiser know about Chris?"
She
hesitated and then said, "Reckon he knew, all right."
"And
objected?"
"He
wasn't all that pleased, no doubt," she said.
"Did
he have an argument about it with Chris?"
She put
her hand over her mouth and would say no more.
Alleyn
said, "I see you can keep things to yourself and I hope you'll decide to
do so now. There's something else I want you to do."
Trixie
listened. When he'd finished she said, "I reckon I can but try and try I
will."
He
thanked her and opened the door for her to go out.
"A
remarkable young woman," he thought.
iii
Fox,
who had enjoyed a substantial high-tea, sat on the edge of the bed, smoked his
pipe and watched his chief get ready for his dinner-party.
"The
water's hot," Alleyn said. "Ill say that for the Green Man or Trixie
or whoever stokes the boilers."
"What
happened, if it's not indiscreet, of course, with Trixie?"
Alleyn
told him.
"Fancy!"
Fox commented placidly. "So the old boy asks the young solicitor to make
out the Will that's planned to put the kibosh on the romance. What a
notion!"
"I'm
afraid the Guiser was not only a bloody old tyrant but a bloody old snob into
the bargain."
"And
the young solicitor," Mr. Fox continued, following his own line of
thought, "although he talks to us quite freely about the proposed Will,
doesn't mention this bit of it. Does he?"
"He
doesn't."
"Ah!"
said Fox calmly. "I daresay. And how was Trixie, Mr. Alleyn?"
"From
the point of view of sex, Br'er Fox, Trixie's what nice women call a-moral.
That's what she is."
"Fancy!"
"She's
a big, capable, good-natured girl with a code of her own and I don't suppose
she's ever done a mean thing in her life. Moreover, she's a generous
woman."
"So
it seems."
"In
every sense of the word."
That's
right, and this morning," Fox continued, "Ernie let on that there
were words between Chris and the old man. On account of Trixie, would you
think?"
"I
wouldn't be surprised."
"Ah!
Before you go up to the castle, Mr. Alleyn, would there be time for a quick
survey of this case?"
"It'll
have to be damn' quick. To put it your way, Fox, the case is going to depend
very largely on a gen- eral refusal to believe in fairies. We've got the Guiser
alive up to the time he ducks down behind the dolmen and waves to Ralph Stayne
(if, of course, he did wave). About eight minutes later, we've got him still
behind the dolmen, dead and headless. We've got everybody swearing blue murder
he didn't leave the spot and offering to take Bible oaths nobody attacked him.
And, remember, the presumably disinterested on-lookers, Carey and the sergeant,
agree about this. We've got to find an answer that will cover their evidence. I
can only think of one and it's going to be a snorter to ring home."
"You're
telling me."
"Consider
the matter of bloodstains, for instance, and I wish to hell Curtis would get
here and confirm what we suppose. If the five brothers, Begg, Otterly, and
Stayne had blood all over their clothes it wouldn't get us much nearer because
that old ass Carey let them go milling round the corpse. As it is, Bailey tells
me they've been over the lot and can't find anything beyond some smears on
their trousers and sleeves. Begg, going on his own cloak-and-dagger experience
in Germany, points out that the assailant in such cases is well-enough bloodied
to satisfy the third murderer in Macbeth. And he's right, of course."
"Yes,
but we think we know the answer to that one," said Fox. "Don't
we?"
"So
we do. But it doesn't get us any closer to an arrest"
"Motive?"
"I
despise motive. (Why, by the way, don't we employ that admirable American
usage?) I despise it. The case is lousy with motive. Everybody's got a sort of
motive. We can't ignore it, of course, but it won't bring home the bacon, Br'er
Fox. Opportunity's the word, my boy. Opportunity."
He
shrugged himself into his jacket and attacked his head violently with a pair of
brushes.
Fox
said, "That's a nice suit, Mr. Alleyn, if I may say so. Nobody'd think
you'd travelled all night in it."
"It
ought to be Victorian tails and a red silk handkerchief for the Dame of Mardian
Castle. What'll you do, Fox? Could you bear to go down to the forge and see if
the boys have unearthed the Guiser's wealth? Who's on duty there, by the
way?"
"A
fresh P.C. Carey got up by the afternoon bus from Biddlefast. The ambulance is
coming from Yow-ford for the remains at nine. I ought to go down and see that
through."
"Come
on, then. I'll drop you there."
They
went downstairs and, as they did so, heard Trixie calling out to some invisible
person that the telephone lines had broken down.
"That's
damn' useful," Alleyn grumbled.
They
went out to their car, which already had a fresh ledge of snow on it.
"Listen!"
Alleyn said and looked up to where a lighted and partially opened window glowed
theatrically beyond a light drift of falling snow. Through the opening came a
young voice. It declaimed with extraordinary detachment and great attention to
consonants:
"'Nine-men's
morris is filled up with mud.' "
"Camilla,"
Alleyn said.
"What's
she saying!" Fox asked, startled. Alleyn raised a finger. The voice again
announced:
"'Nine-men's
morris is filled up with mud.' "
"It's
a quotation. 'Nine-men's morris.' Is that why I
kept
thinking it ought to be nine and not eight? Or did j_»
The
voice began again, using a new inflexion.
“‘Nine-men's
morris is filled up with MUD.' "
"So
was ours this morning," Alleyn muttered.
"I
thought, the first time, she said 'blood,'" Fox ejaculated, greatly
scandalized.
"Single-track
minds: that's what's the matter with us." He called out cheerfully,
"You can't say, "The human mortals want their winter here,'" and
Camilla stuck her head out of the window.
"Where
are you off to?" she said. "Or doesn't one ask?" "One
doesn't ask. Good-night, Titania. Or should it be Juliet?"
"Dr.
Otterly thinks it ought to be Cordelia."
"He's
got a thing about her. Stick to your fairy-tales while you can," Alleyn
said. She gave a light laugh and drew back into her room.
They
drove cautiously down the lane to the crossroads. Alleyn said, "We've got
to get out of Ernie what he meant by his speech from the dolmen, you know. And
his remark about Chris and the old man. If a propitious moment presents itself,
have a shot."
"Tricky,
a bit, isn't it?"
"Very.
Hullo! Busy night at the smithy."
Copse
Forge was alert hi the snowbound landscape. The furnace glowed and the lights
moved about in the interior: there was a suggestion of encrusted ChrisI’mas
cards that might open to disclose something more disturbing.
When
Alleyn and Fox arrived, however, it was to discover Simon Begg's car outside
and a scene of semi-jubilant fantasy within. The five Andersen brothers had
been exceedingly busy. Lanthorns, lighted candles and electric torches were all
in play. A trestle-table had been rigged up in the middle of the smithy and, on
it, as if they bore witness to some successful parish fete, were many little
heaps of money. Copper, silver, paper: all were there; and, at the very moment
of arrival, Alleyn and Fox found Dan Andersen with his brothers clustered round
him shining their torches on a neat golden pile at one end of the table.
"Sovereigns,"
Dan was saying. "Eleven golden sovereigns. There they be! Can you believe
your eyes, chaps?"
"Gold,"
Ernie said loudly, "ain't it? Gold."
"It'll've
been the Grand-dad's, surely," Andy said solemnly. "He were a great
saver and hoarder and the Dad after him: so like's two cherry stones. As has
always been recognized."
A
little worshipful chorus mounted above the totem brightness of the sovereigns.
A large policeman moved nearer the table, and out of the shadows behind the
forge came Simon Begg, wearing the broad and awkward smile of an onlooker at
other people's good fortune.
They
heard Alleyn and Fox and they all looked up, preoccupied and perhaps a little
wary.
Dan
said, "Look at this, sir. This is what we've found and never thought to
see. My father's savings and his dad's before him and no doubt his'n before
that There's crown pieces here with a king's head on them and sovereigns and bank
notes so old and dirty it's hard to say what they're worth. We're
flabbergasted."
"I'm
not surprised," Alleyn said. "It's a fabulous sight. Where did you
find it all?"
Dan
made a comprehensive sweep of his arm.
"Everywhere.
Iron boxes under his bed. Mouldy old tins and pots along the top shelves. Here
it's been, as you might say, laughing at us, I dun know how many years. We've
not touched on the half of it yet, however. No doubt there'll be lashings more
to come."
"I
can't credit it!" Andy said. "It's unnatural."
"We're
made men, chaps," Nat said doubtfully. "Bean't we?"
"Have
you found a Will?" Alleyn asked.
"So
we have, then," they chanted. They were so much alike in appearance and in
manner that, again, Alleyn couldn't help thinking of them as chorus to the
action.
"May
I see it?"
Dan
produced it quite readily. It had been found in a locked iron box under the bed
and was twenty years old.
Andy,
who was gradually emerging as the least rugged and most sentimental of the Andersens,
embarked, with some relish, on a little narrative.
"April
the second, . That was the day our Bess ran away to marry. Powerful angered he
was that night. Wouldn't go to bed. Us could hear him tramping about in yur,
all hours."
"Stoked
up the fire, he did," Dan chipped in and he also adopted the
story-teller's drone, "and burnt all her bits of finery and anything else
she left behind. Ah-huh!"
Ernie
laughed uproariously and hit his knees.
Chris
said, "He must of wrote it that night. Next day when two chaps come in
with a welding job, he axed 'em into his room and when they come out I yurd 'em
laughing and telling each other they didn't reckon what the old chap left would
make a millionaire of nobody. There's their names put to it in witness."
"More
fools them, as it turns out," Dan said amiably. "Not to say
'millionaire,' mind, but handsome."
They
all murmured together and the policeman from Biddlefast cleared his throat.
Simon
said, "Funny how things work out, though, isn't it?"
Alleyn
was reading the Will. It was a very short document: the whole of the Guiser's
estate was to be divided equally among his sons, “‘on condition that they do
not give any to my daughter Elizabeth or to any child she may bear, on account
of what she done this day.' Signed 'W. Andersen.'"
"Terrible
bitter," Andy pointed out and sighed heavily.
Nat,
addressing himself to Alleyn, asked anxiously, "But how do us chaps stand,
sir? Is this here document a proper testyment? Will it hold up afore a coroner?
Is it law?"
Alleyn
had much ado not to reply, “‘Aye, marry is't. Crowner's quest law!'" so
evocative of those other countrymen were the Andersens, peering up at him,
red-faced and bright-eyed in the lamplight.
He
said. "Your solicitor will be the man to talk to about that. Unless your
father made a later Will, I should think this one ought to be all right."
"And
then us'll have enough to turn this old shop into a proper masterpiece of a
garridge, won't us, chaps?" Ernie demanded excitedly.
Dan
said seriously, "It's not the occasion to bring that up, now, Era. It'll
come due for considering at the proper time."
Chris
said, "Why not consider it now? It's at the back of what we're thinking.
And with all this great heap of cash—well!"
Andy said,
"I don't fancy talking about it, knowing how set he was agin it." He
turned to Alleyn. "Seems to me, sir, we ought to be axing you what's the
right thing to do with all this stuff."
"You
should leave everything as it is until the Will is proved. But I don't really
know about these things and I’ve got to be off. Inspector Fox will stay here
until the ambulance comes. I'd suggest that when your—your astonishing search
is completed, you do very carefully count and lock away all this money. Indeed,
if I may say so, I think you should keep a tally as you go. Goodnight"
They
broke into a subdued chorus of acknowledgment Alleyn glanced at Fox and turned
to go out. Simon said, "Don't do anything you wouldn't do if I was
watching you, all you bods. Cheery-ho-ho," and accompanied Alleyn to the
cars. Fox walked down with them.
"Like
a lot of great kids, really, aren't they?" Simon said.
Alleyn
was non-committal.
"Well,
Em is, anyway," Simon said defensively. "Just a great big kid."
He opened the door for Alleyn and stood with his hand still on it. He looked at
his boots and kicked the snow, at the moment rather like a small boy, himself.
"You
all seem to pick on the old Corp," Simon mumbled.
"We
only want the facts from him, you know. As from everybody else."
"But
he's not like everybody else. He'll tell you anything. Irresponsible."
("He's
going to say it again," Alleyn thought.)
"Just
like a great big kid," Simon added punctually.
"Don't
worry," Alleyn said. "We'll try not to lose our heads."
Simon
grinned and looked at him sideways. "It's nice for them, all the
same," he said. He rubbed his fingers and thumb together.
"Oh!"
Alleyn said, "the Guiser's hoard. Yes. Grand, for them, isn't it? I must
get on."
He
started his engine. It was cold and sluggish and he revved it up noisily. Ernie
appeared in the pool of light outside the smithy door. He came slowly towards
the car and then stopped. Something in his demeanor arrested Alleyn.
"Hi-ya,
Corp," Simon called out cheerfully. It was characteristic of him to bestow
perpetual greetings.
Alleyn
suddenly decided to take a chance. "See here," he said hurriedly to
Simon. "I want to ask Ernie something. I could get him by himself, but
I've a better chance of a reasonable answer if you stand by. Will you?"
"Look
here, though—"
"Ernie,"
Alleyn called, "just a second, will you?" Ernie moved forward.
"If
you're trying to catch him out—" Simon began.
"Do
you suggest there's anything to catch?"
"No."
"Ernie,"
Alleyn said, "come here a moment." Ernie walked slowly towards them,
looking at Simon.
"Tell
me," Alleyn said, "why did you say the German lady killed your
father?"
Chris
Andersen had come into the smithy doorway. Ernie and Simon had their backs
turned to him.
Ernie
said, "I never. What I said, she done it."
"Ah,
for Pete's sake!" Simon ejaculated. "Go on! Go right ahead. I daresay
he knows, and, anyway, it couldn't matter less. Go on."
But
Ernie seemed to have been struck by another thought. "Wummen!" he
observed. "It's them that's the trouble, all through, just like what the
Guiser reckoned. Look at our Chris."
The
figure standing in the over-dramatic light from the smithy turned its head,
stirred a little and was still again.
"What
about him?" Alleyn asked very quietly and lifted a warning finger at
Simon.
Ernie
assumed a lordly off-hand expression. "You can't," he said,
"tell me nothing I don't know about them two," and incontinently
began to giggle.
Fox
suddenly said, "Is that so? Fancy!"
Ernie
glanced at him. "Ar! That's right. Hun and Trix."
"And
the Guiser?" Alleyn suggested under his breath.
Ernie
gave a long affirmative whistle.
Chris
moved down towards them and neither Simon nor Ernie heard him. Alleyn stamped
in the snow as if to warm his feet, keeping time with Chris.
Simon
appealed to Alleyn. "Honest to God," he said, "I don't know what
this one's about. Honest to God."
"What's
it all about, Corp?" Simon began obediently. "Where did the Guiser
come into it? What's the gen? Come on."
Ernie,
always more reasonable with Simon than with anyone else, said at once,
"Beg pardon, sir. I was meaning about Trix and what I told the Guiser I
seen. You know. Her and Mr. Ralph."
Simon
said, "Hell!" and to Alleyn, "I can't see this is of any
interest to you, you know."
Chris
was close behind his brother.
"Was
there a row about it?" Alleyn asked Ernie. "On Sunday?"
Ernie
whistled again, piercingly.
Chris's
hand closed on his brother's arm. He twisted Ernie round to face him.
"What
did I tell you?" he said, and slapped him across the face.
Ernie
made a curious sound, half whimper, half giggle. Simon, suddenly very tough
indeed, shouldered between them.
"Was
that necessary?" he asked Chris.
"You
mind your own bloody business," Chris rejoined. He turned on his heel and
went back into the smithy. Fox, after a glance at Alleyn, followed him.
"By God!" Simon said thoughtfully. He put his arm across Ernie's
shoulders.
"Forget
it, Corp," he said. "It's like what I said: nobody argues with the
dumb. You talk too much, Corp." He looked at Alleyn. "Give him a
break, sir," Simon said. "Can't you?"
But
Ernie burst out in loud lamentation. "Wummen!" he declared.
"There you are! Like what the old man said. They're all the same, that
lot. Look what the fureigness done on us. Look what she done."
"All
right," Alleyn said. "What did she do?"
"Easy
on, easy, now, Corp. What did I tell you?" Simon urged very anxiously and
looked appealingly at Alleyn. "Have a heart," he begged. He moved
towards Ernie and checked abruptly. He stared at something beyond the rear of
Alleyn's car.
Out of
range of the light from the smithy, but visible against the background of snow
and faintly illuminated by a hurricane lanthorn that one of them carried, were
three figures. They came forward slowly into the light and were revealed.
Dr.
Otterly, Mrs. Bünz and Ralph Stayne.
iv
Mrs.
Bünz’s voice sounded lonely and small on the night air and had no more
endurance than the jets of frozen breath that accompanied it. It was like the
voice of an invalid.
"What
is he saying about me? He is speaking lies. You must not believe what he tells
you. It is because I was a German. They are in league against me. They think of
me as an enemy, still."
"Go
on, Ernie," Alleyn said.
"No!"
Ralph Stayne shouted, and then, with an air that seemed to be strangely
compounded of sheepish-ness and defiance, added:
"She's
right. It's not fair."
Dr.
Otterly said, "I really do think, Alleyn—"
Mrs.
Bünz gabbled, "I thank you. I thank you, gentlemen." She moved
forward.
"You
keep out of yur," Ernie said and backed away from her. "Don't you go
and overlook us'ns."
He
actually threw up his forearm as if to protect himself, turned aside and spat
noisily.
"There
you are!" Simon said angrily to Alleyn. "That's what that all adds up
to."
"All
right, all right," Alleyn said.
He
looked past Simon at the smithy. Fox had come out and was massively at hand.
Behind bun stood the rest of the Andersen brothers, fitfully illuminated. Fox
and one of the other men had torches and, whether by accident or design, their
shafts of light reached out like fingers to Mrs. Bünz’s face.
It was
worth looking at. As the image from a lantern slide that is being withdrawn may
be momentarily overlaid by its successor, so alarm modulated into fanaticism in
Mrs. Bünz’s face. Her lips moved. Out came another little jet of breath. She
whispered, "Wunder-bar." She advanced a pace towards Ernie, who at once
retired upon his brothers. She clasped her hands and became lyrical.
"It
is incredible," Mrs. Bünz whispered, "and it is very, very
interesting and important. He believes me to have the Evil Eye. It is
remarkable."
Without
a word, the five brothers turned away and went back into the smithy.
"You
are determined, all of you," Alleyn said with unusual vehemence, "to
muck up the course of justice, aren't you? What are you three doing here?"
They
had walked down from the pub, it appeared. Mrs. Bünz wished to send a telegram
and to buy some eucalyptus from the village shop, which she had been told would
be open. Ralph was on his way home. Dr. Otterly had punctured a tire and was
looking for an Andersen to change the wheel for him.
"I'm
meant to be dining with you at the castle," he said. 'Two nights running,
I may tell you, which is an acid test, metaphorically and clinically, for any
elderly stomach. I'll be damn' late if I don't get moving."
"I'll
drive you up."
"Like
me to change your wheel, Doc?" Simon offered.
"I
didn't expect you'd be here. Yes, will you, Begg? And do the repair? I'll pick
the car up on my way back and collect the wheel from your garage
to-morrow."
"Okey-doke,
sir," Simon said. "I'll get cracking, then." He tramped off, whistling
self-consciously.
"Well,"
Ralph Stayne said from out of the shadows behind Alleyn's car, "I'll be
off, too, I think. Goodnight."
They
heard the snow squeak under his boots as he walked away.
"I
also," said Mrs. Bünz.
"Mrs.
Bünz," Alleyn said, "do you really believe it was only the look in
your eye that made Ernie say what he did about you?"
"But
yes. It is one of the oldest European superstitions. It is fascinating to find
it. The expression 'overlooking' proves it. I am immensely interested,"
Mrs. Bünz said rather breathlessly.
"Go
and send your telegram," Alleyn rejoined crossly. "You are behaving
foolishly, Mrs. Bünz. Nobody, least of all the police, wants to bully you or
dragoon you or brain-wash you, or whatever you're frightened of. Go and get
your eucalyptus and snuff it up and let us hope it clears your head for you.
Guten Abend, Mrs. Bünz."
He
walked quickly up the path to Fox. ^ "I'll hand you all that on a plate,
Fox," he said. "Keep the tabs on Ernie. If necessary, we'll have to
lock him up. What a party! All right?"
"All
right, Mr. Alleyn."
"Hell,
we must go! Where's Otterly? Oh, there you are. Come on."
He ran
down the path and slipped into the car. Dr. Otterly followed slowly.
Fox
watched them churn off in the direction of Mardian Castle.
CHAPTER TEN: Dialogue for a Dancer
THE
elderly parlour-maid put an exquisite silver dish filled with puckered old
apples on the table. Dame Alice, Dulcie, Alleyn and Dr. Otterly removed their
mats and finger bowls from their plates. Nobody helped themselves to apples.
The
combined aftermath of pallid soup, of the goose that was undoubtedly the victim
of Ernie's spleen and of Queen Pudding lingered in the cold room together with
the delicate memory of a superb red wine. The parlour-maid returned, placed a
decanter in front of Dame Alice and then withdrew.
"Same
as last night," Dame Alice said. She removed the stopper and pushed the
decanter towards Dr. Otterly.
"I
can scarcely believe my good fortune," he replied. He helped himself and
leant back in his chair. "We're greatly honoured, believe me, Alleyn. A
noble wine."
The
nobility of the port was discussed for some time. Dame Alice, who was evidently
an expert, barked out information about it, no doubt in much the same manner as
that of her male forebears. Alleyn changed down (or up, according to the point
of view) into the appropriate gear and all the talk was of vintages, body and
aroma. Under the beneficent influence of the port even the dreadful memory of
wet Brussels sprouts was gradually effaced.
Dulcie,
who was dressed in brown velveteen with a lace collar, had recovered her usual
air of vague acquiescence, though she occasionally threw Alleyn a glance that
seemed to suggest that she knew a trick worth two of his and could look after
herself if the need arose.
In the
drawing-room, Alleyn had seen an old copy of one of those publications that are
dedicated to the
profitable enshrinement of family
relationships. Evidently, Dame Alice and Dulcie had consulted this work with
reference to himself. They now settled down to a gruelling examination of the
kind that leaves not a second-cousin unturned nor a collateral unexplored. It
was a pastime that he did not particularly care for and it gave him no opportunity
to lead the conversation in the direction he had hoped it would take.
Presently,
however, when the port had gone round a second time, some execrable coffee had
been offered and a maternal great-aunt of Alleyn's had been tabulated and
dismissed, the parlour-maid went out and Dame Alice suddenly shouted:
"Got
yer man?"
"Not
yet," Alleyn confessed.
"Know
who did it?"
"We
have our ideas."
"Who?"
"It's
a secret."
"Why?"
"We
might be wrong and then what fools we'd look."
"I'll
tell yer who I'd back for it."
"Who?"
asked Alleyn in his turn.
"Ernest
Andersen. He took the head off that goose you've just eaten and you may depend
upon it he did as much for his father. Over-excited. Gets above himself on
Sword Wednesday, always. Was it a full moon last night, Otters?"
"I—yes,
I rather think—yes. Though, of course, one couldn't see it."
"There
yar! All the more reason. They always get worst when the moon's full. Dulcie
does, don't you, Dulcie?" asked her terrible aunt.
"I'm
sorry, Aunt Akky, I wasn't listening."
"There
yar! I said you always get excited when the moon's full."
"Well,
I think it's awfully pretty? Dulcie said, putting her head on one side.
"How,"
Alleyn intervened rather hurriedly, "do you think Ernie managed it, Dame
Alice?"
"That's
for you to find out."
"True."
"Pass
the port. Help yerself."
Alleyn
did so.
"Have
you heard about the great hoard of money that's turned up at Copse Forge?"
he asked.
They
were much interested in this news. Dame Alice said the Andersens had hoarded
money for as long as they'd been at the forge; a matter of four centuries and
more, and that Dan would do just the same now that his turn had come.
"I
don't know so much about that, you know," Dr. Otterly said, squinting at
his port. "The boys and Simon Begg have been talking for a long time about
converting the forge into a garage and petrol station. Looking forward to when
the new road goes through."
This,
as might have been expected, aroused a fury in Dame Alice. Alleyn listened to a
long diatribe, during which her teeth began to play up, against new roads,
petrol pumps and the decline of proper feeling in the artisan classes.
"William,"
she said (she pronounced it Will'm), "would never've had it. Never! He
told me what his fools of sons were plottin'. Who's the feller that's put 'em
up to it?"
"Young
Begg, Aunt Akky."
"Begg?
Begg? What's he got to do with it? He's a grocer."
"No,
Aunt Akky, he left the shop during the war and went into the Air Force and now
he's got a garage. He was here yesterday."
"You
don't have to tell me that, Dulcie. Of course I know young Begg was here. I'd
have given him a piece of my mind if you'd told me what he was up ter."
"When
did you see William Andersen, Dame Alice?"
"What?
When? Last week. I sent for 'im. Sensible old feller, Will'm Andersen."
"Are
we allowed to ask why you sent for him?" I
"Can
if yer like. I told 'im to stop his grand-daughter makin' sheep's eyes at my
nephew."
"Goodness!"
Dulcie said, "was she? Did Ralph like it? Is that what you meant, Aunt
Akky, when you said Ralph was a rake?"
"No."
"If
you don't mind my cutting in," Dr. Otterly ventured, "I don't believe
little Miss Camilla made sheep's eyes at Ralph. She's a charming child with
very nice manners."
"Will'm
'greed with me. Look what happened when his girl loped with young Campion. That
sort of mix-up never answers and he knew it"
"One
can't be too careful, can one, Aunt Akky," Dulcie said, "with
men?"
"Lor',
Dulcie, what a stoopid gel you are. When," Dame Alice asked brutally,
"have you had to look after yerself, I'd like to know?"
"Ah-ha,
Aunt Akky!"
"Fiddlesticks!"
The
parlour-maid re-appeared with cigarettes and, surprisingly, a great box of
cigars.
"I
picked 'em up," Dame Alice said, "at old Tim Comberdale's sale. We'll
give you ten minutes. You can bring 'em to the drawin' room. Come on,
Dulcie."
She
held out her arm. Dulcie began to collect herself.
"Let
me haul," Alleyn said, "may I?"
"Thanks.
Bit groggy in the fetlocks, these days. Go with the best, once I'm up."
He
opened the door. She toddled rapidly towards it and looked up at him.
"Funny
world," she said. "Ain't it?"
"Damned
odd."
"Don't
be too long over your wine. I've got a book to show you and I go up in half an
hour. Don't keep 'im now, Otters."
"Wouldn't
dream of it," Dr. Otterly said. When the door had shut he placed his hand
on his diaphragm and muttered, "By Heaven, that was an athletic old
gander. But what a cellar, isn't it?" "Wonderful," Alleyn said
abstractedly.
He
listened to Dr. Otterly discoursing on the Mardian family and its vanished
heyday. "Constitutions of oxes and heads of cast-iron, the lot of
them," Dr. Otterly declared. "And arrogant!" He wagged a finger.
"'Nuff said." It occurred to Alleyn that Dr. Otterly's head was not
perhaps of the same impregnability as the Mardians'.
"Join
the ladies?" Dr. Otterly suggested, and they did so.
Dame
Alice was established in a bucket-shaped armchair that cut her off in some
measure from anybody that wasn't placed directly in front of her. Under her
instructions, Alleyn drew up a hideous Edwardian stool to a strategic position.
Dulcie placed a newspaper parcel on her great-aunt's knee. Alleyn saw with some
excitement a copy of the Times for .
"Time
someone got some new wrappin' for this," Dame Alice said and untied the
tape with a jerk.
"By
Heaven," Dr. Otterly said, waving his cigar, "you're highly favoured,
Alleyn. By Heaven, you are!"
"There
yar," said Dame Alice. "Take it. Give him a table, Dulcie, it's
fallin' to bits."
Dr.
Otterly brought up a table and Alleyn laid down the book she had pushed into
his hands. It was of the kind that used to be called "commonplace"
and evidently of a considerable age. The leather binding had split down the
back. He opened it and found that it was the diary of one "Ambrose Hilary
Mardian of Mardian Place, nr. Yowford, written in the year ."
"My
great-grandfather," said Dame Alice. "I was born Mardian and married
a Mardian. No young. Skip to the Wednesday before ChrisI’mas."
Alleyn
turned over the pages. "Here we are," he said.
The
entry, like all the others, was written in an elaborate copper-plate. The ink
had faded to a pale brown.
"'Sword
Wednesday,' " he read, “’A note on the Mardian Morris of Five Sons.'"
Alleyn looked up for a second at Dame Alice and then began to read.
This
evening being the occasion of the Mardian Mumming or Sword Dance (which is
perhaps the more proper way of describing it than as a morisco or morris) I
have thought to set down the ceremony as it was performed in my childhood, for
I have perceived since the death of old Yeo Andersen at Copse Forge there has
been an abridgement of the doggerel which I fear either through indifference,
forgetfulness or sheepishness on the part of the morris side—if morris or
morisco it can be named—may become altogether neglected and lost. This were a
pity as the ceremony is curious and I believe in some aspects unique. For in itself
it embraces divers others, as the mummers' play in which the father avoids
death from his sons by breaking the glass, or knot, and then by showing his
Will and the third time is in mockery beheaded. Also from this source is
derived the Sword Dance itself in three parts and from yet another the quaint
device of the rabbit cap. Now, to leave all this, my purpose here is to set
down what was always said by Yeo Andersen the smith and his forebears who have
enacted the part of the Fool. Doubtless the words have been changed as time
goes by but here they are, as given to me by Yeo. These words are not spoken
out boldly but rather are they mumbled under the breath. Sorry enough stuff it
is, no doubt, but perhaps of interest to those who care for these old simple
pastimes of our country people.
At the
end of the first part of the Sword Dance, as he breaks the glass, the Fool
says:
"Once
for a looker and all must agree
If I
bashes the looking-glass so I'll go free."
At the
end of the second part he shows them his Will and says:
"Twice
for a Testament. Read it and see
If you
look at the leavings then so I'll go free."
At the
end of the third part, he puts his head in the Lock and says:
"Here
comes the rappers to send me to bed
They'll
rapper my head off and then I'll be dead."
And
after that he says:
"Betty
to lover me
Hobby
to cover me
If you
cut off my head
I'll
rise from the dead."
NB. I
believe the word "rapper" to be a corruption of "rapier,"
though in other parts it is used of wooden swords. Some think it refers to a
practice of rapping or hitting with them after the manner of Harlequin in his
dancing. Yet in the Mardian dance the swords are of steel pierced for cords at
the point.
There
the entry for Sword Wednesday ended.
"Extraordinarily
interesting," Alleyn said. "Thank you." He shut the book and
turned to Dr. Otterly. "Did the Guiser speak any of this verse?"
"I
believe he did, but he was very cagey about it. He certainly used to mutter
something at those points in the dance, but he wouldn't tell anybody what it
was. The boys were near enough to hear, but they don't like talking about it,
either. Damn' ridiculous when you come to think of it," Dr. Otterly said,
slightly running his words together. "But interesting, all the same."
"Did
he ever see this diary, Dame Alice?"
"I
showed it to him. One of the times when he'd come to mend the boiler. He put on
a cunnin' look and said he knew all about it."
"Would
you think these lines, particularly the last four, are used in other places
where folk dancing thrives?"
"Definitely
not," Dr. Otterly said, perhaps rather more loudly than he had intended.
"They're not in the Revesby text nor anywhere else in British ritual
mumming. Purely local. Take the word 'lover' used as a verb. You still heard it
hereabouts when I was a boy, but I doubt if it's ever been found elsewhere in
England. Certainly not in that context."
Alleyn
put his hand on the book and turned to his hostess. "Clever of you,"
he said "to think of showing me this. I congratulate you." He got up
and stood looking at her. She turned her Mrs. Noah's face up to him and blinked
like a lizard.
"Not
goin', are yer?"
"Isn't
it your bedtime?"
"Most
certainly it is," said Dr. Otterly, waving his cigar.
"Aunt
Akky, it's after ten."
"Fiddlededee.
Let's have some brandy. Where's the grog-tray? Ring the bell, Otters."
The
elderly parlour-maid answered the bell at once, like a servant in a fairy-tale,
ready-armed with a tray, brandy-glasses and a bottle of fabulous cognac.
"I
'fer it at this stage," Dame Alice said, "to havin' it with the
coffee. Papa used to say, 'When dinner's dead in yer and bed is still remote,
ring for the brandy.' Sound advice in my 'pinion."
It was
eleven o'clock when they left Mardian Castle.
Fox,
running through his notes with a pint of beer before the fire, looked up over
his spectacles when his chief came in. There was an unusual light in Alleyn's
eyes.
"You're
later than I expected, sir," said Fox. "Shall I order you a
pint?"
"Not
unless you feel like carrying me up to bed after it. I've been carousing with
the Dame of Mardian Castle. She may be ninety-four, Fox, but she carries her
wine like a two-year-old, does that one."
"God
bless my soul! Sit down, Mr. Alleyn."
'I’m
all right. I must say I wonder how old Otterly's managing under his own steam.
He was singing the 'Jewel Song' from Faust in a rousing falsetto when we
parted."
"What
did you have for dinner? To eat, I mean."
"Ernie's
victim and sodden Brussels sprouts. The wine, however, was something out of
this world. Laid down by one of the gods in the shape of Dame Alice's papa. But
the piece de resistance, Br'er Fox, the wonder of the evening, handed to me, as
it were, on a plate by Dame Alice herself, was—what do you suppose?"
"I
don't suppose, sir," Fox said, smiling sedately.
"The
little odd golden morsel of information that clicks down into the pattern and
pulls it together. The key to the whole damn' set-up, my boy. Don't look
scandalized, Br'er Fox, I'm not so tight that I don't know a crucial bit of
evidence when it's shoved under my nose. Have you heard the weather
report?"
Mr. Fox
began to look really disturbed. He cleared his throat and said warmer and finer
weather had been predicted.
"Good,"
Alleyn cried and clapped him on the back. "Excellent. You're in for a
treat."
"What
sort of treat," Mr. Fox said, "for Heaven's sake?"
"A
touch of the sword and fiddle, Br'er Fox. A bit of hey-nonny-no. A glimpse of
Merrie England with bells on. Nine-men's morris, mud and all. Repeat,
nine."
"Eh?"
"We're
in for a reconstruction, my boy, and I'll tell you why. Now, listen."
The
mid-winter sun smiled fault as an invalid over South and East Mardian on the
Friday after Sword Wednesday. It glinted on the breakfast tables of the
Reverend Mr. Samuel Stayne and of his great-aunt, Dame Alice Mardian. It
touched up the cruet-stand and the Britannia metal in the little dining-room at
the Green Man and an emaciated ray even found its way to the rows of bottles in
the bar and to the anvil at Copse Forge. A feeble radiance it was, but there
was something heartening about it, nevertheless. Up at Yowford, Dr. Otterly
surveyed the scene with an uplifting of his spirit that he would have found
hard to explain. Also at Yowford, Simon Begg, trundling out Dr. Otterly's wheel
with its mended puncture, remembered his winning bet, assured himself that he
stood a fair chance now of mending his fortunes with an interest in a
glittering petrol station at Copse Forge, reminded himself it wouldn't, under
the circumstances, look nice to be too obviously pleased about this and broke
out, nevertheless, into a sweet and irresponsibly exultant whistling.
Trixie
sang and the potboy whistled louder but less sweetly than Simon. Camilla
brushed her short hair before her open window and repeated a voice-control
exercise. "Bibby bobby bounced a ball against the wall." She thought
how deeply she was in love and, like Simon, told herself it wasn't appropriate
to be so obviously uplifted. Then the memory of her grandfather's death
suddenly flooded her thoughts and her heart was filled with a vast pity and
love, not only for him but for all the world. Camilla was eighteen and a
darling.
Dame
Alice woke from a light doze and felt for a moment quite desperately old. She
saw a robin on her windowsill. Sharp as a thorn were its bright eyes and quick
as thought the turn of its sun-polished head. Down below, the geese were in
full scream. Dulcie would be pottering about in the dining-room. The wave of
depression receded. Dame Alice was aware of her release but not, for a moment,
of its cause. Then she remembered her dinner-party. Her visitor had enjoyed
himself. It was, she thought, thirty years—more—since she had been listened to
like that. He was a pretty fellow, too. By "pretty" Dame Alice meant
"dashing." And what was it he'd said when he left? That with her
permission they would revive the Mardian Morris that afternoon. Dame Alice was
not moved by the sort of emotions that the death of the Guiser had aroused in
younger members of Wednesday's audience. The knowledge that his decapitated
body had been found in her courtyard did not fill her with horror. She was no
longer susceptible to horror. She merely recognized in herself an unusual
feeling of anticipation and connected it with her visitor of last night She
hadn't felt so lively for ages.
"Breakfast,"
she thought and jerked at the tapestry bell-pull by her bed.
Dulcie
in the dining-room heard the bell jangling away hi the servants' hall. She
roused herself, took the appropriate dishes off the hot plate and put them on
the great silver tray. Porridge. Kedgeree. Toast. Marmalade. Coffee. The
elderly parlour-maid came in and took the tray up to Dame Alice.
Dulcie
was left to push crumbs about the tablecloth and hope that the police wouldn't
find the murderer too soon. Because, if they did, Mr. Alleyn, to whom she had
shown herself as a woman of the world, would go somewhere else.
Ralph
Stayne looked down the table at his father, who had, he noticed, eaten no
breakfast.
"You're
looking a bit poorly, Pop," he said. "Anything wrong?"
His
father stared at him in pale bewilderment
"My
dear chap," he said, "no. Not with me. But the—the events of the
night before last—"
"Oh!"
Ralph said, "that! Yes, of course. As long as it's only that—I mean,"
he went on hurriedly, answering the look in his father's eye, "as long as
it's not anything actually wrong with you. Yes, I know it was ghastly about the
poor Old Guiser. It was quite frightful."
"I
can't get it out of my head. Forgive me, old boy, but I really don't know how
you contrive to be so—so resilient."
"I?
I expect this sounds revoltingly tough to you— but, you see, Pop, if one's seen
rather a lot of that particular kind of horror—well, it's a hell of a sight
different. I have. On the deck of a battleship, among other places. I'm
damn'—blast, I keep swearing!—I couldn't be sorrier about the Guiser, but the
actual look of the thing wasn't all that much of a horror to me."
"I
suppose not. I suppose not."
"One'd
go mad," Ralph said, "if one didn't get tough. When there's a war on.
Simmy-Dick Begg would agree. So would Ernie and Chris. Although it was their
father. Any returned chap would agree."
"I
suppose so."
Ralph
got up. He squared his shoulders, looked steadily at his father and said,
"Camilla's the one who really did get an appalling shock."
"I
know. Poor child. I wondered if I should go and see her, Ralph."
"Yes,"
Ralph said. "I wish you would. I'm going now, and I'll tell her. She'll be
awfully pleased."
His
father, looking extremely disturbed, said, "My dear old man, you're
not—?"
"Yes,
Pop," Ralph said, "I'm afraid I am. I've asked Camilla to marry
me."
His
father got up and walked to the window. He looked out on the dissolving
whiteness of his garden.
"I
wish this hadn't happened," he said. "Something was suggested last
night by Dulcie that seemed to hint at it. I—as a churchman, I hope I'm not
influenced by—by—well, my dear boy, by any kind of snob's argument. I'm sure
I'm not. Camilla is a dear child and, other things being equal, I should be
really delighted." He rubbed up his thin hair and said ruefully,
"It'll worry Aunt Akky most awfully."
"Aunt
Akky'll have to lump it, I'm afraid," Ralph said and his voice hardened.
"She evidently heard that I've been seeing a good deal of Camilla in
London. She's already tried to bulldoze me about it. But, honestly, Pop, what,
after all, has it got to do with Aunt Akky? I know Aunt Akky's marvellous. I
adore her. But I refuse to accept her as a sort of animated tribal totem,
though I admit she looks very much like one."
"It's
not only that," his father said miserably. "There's—forgive me,
Ralph, I really detest having to ask you this, but isn't there—someone—"
Mr.
Stayne stopped and looked helplessly at his son. "You see," he said,
"I’ve listened to gossip. I tried not to, but I listened."
Ralph
said, "You're talking about Trixie Plowman, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Who
gossiped? Please tell me."
"It
was old William Andersen."
Ralph
drew in his breath. "I was afraid of that," he said.
"He
was genuinely worried. He thought it his duty to talk to me. You know how
adamant his views were. Apparently Ernie had seen you and Trixie Plowman
together. Old William was the more troubled because, on last Sunday
morning—"
"It
appears to be my fate," Ralph said furiously,, "to be what the
Restoration dramatists call 'discovered' by the Andersens. It's no good trying
to explain, Pop. It'd only hurt you. I know you would look on this Trixie thing
as—well—"
"As
a sin? I do, indeed."
"But—it
was so brief and so much outside the general stream of my life. And
hers—Trixie's. It was just a sort of natural thing; a little kindness of
hers."
"You
can't expect me to take that view of it."
"No,"
Ralph said. "I'll only sound shallow or something."
"It's
not a question of how you sound. It's a question of wrong-doing, Ralph. There's
the girl—Trixie herself."
"She's
all right. Honestly. She's going to be tokened to Chris Andersen."
The
Rector momentarily shut his eyes. "Oh, Ralph!" he said and then,
"William Andersen forbade it. He spoke to Chris on Sunday."
"Well,
anyway, now they can," Ralph said, and then looked rather ashamed of
himself. "I'm sorry, Pop. I shouldn't have put it like that, I suppose.
Look: it's all
I over,
that thing. It was before I knew Camilla. I did regret it very much, after I
loved Camilla. Does that help?"
The
Rector made a most unhappy gesture. "I am talking to a stranger," he
said. "I have failed you, dreadfully, Ralph. It's quite dreadful."
A bell
rang distantly.
"They've
fixed the telephone up," the Rector said.
'I'll
go."
Ralph
went out and returned looking bewildered.
"It
was Alleyn," he said. "The man from the Yard. They want us to go up
to the castle this afternoon."
"To
the castle?"
"To
do the Five Sons again. They want you too, Pop."
"Me?
But why?"
"You
were an observer."
"Oh,
dear."
"Apparently,
they're calling everybody up: Mrs. Bünz included."
Ralph
joined his father in a kind of half-companionable dissonance and looked across
the rectory tree-tops towards East Mardian, where a column of smoke rose
gracefully from the pub.
Trixie
had done her early chores and seen that the fires were burning brightly.
She had
also taken Mrs. Bünz's breakfast up to her.
At this
moment, Trixie was behaving oddly. She stood with a can of hot water outside
Mrs. Bünz’s bedroom door, intently listening. The expression on her face was
not at all sly, rather it was grave and attentive. On the other side of the
door, Mrs. Bünz clicked her knife against her plate and her cup on its saucer.
Presently, there was a more complicated clatter as she put her tray down on the
floor beside her bed. This was followed by the creak of a wire mattress, a
heavy thud and the pad of bare feet. Trixie held her breath, listened
feverishly and, then, without knocking, quickly pushed open the door and walked
in,
"I'm
sure I do ax your pardon, ma’am," Trixie said.
"Axcuse,
me, please." She crossed the room to the washstand, set down her can of
water, returned past Mrs. Bünz and went out again. She shut the door gently
behind her and descended to the back parlour, where Alleyn, Fox, Thompson and
Bailey had finished their breakfasts and were setting their course for the day.
"Axcuse
me, sir," Trixie said composedly.
"All
right, Trixie. Have you any news for us?"
"So
I have, then." She crossed her plump arms and laid three fingers of each
hand on the opposite shoulder. "So broad's that," she said, "and
proper masterpieces for a colour: blue and red and yaller and all puffed up
angry-like, either side."
"You're
a clever girl. Thank you very much."
"Have
you in the force yet, Miss Plowman," Fox said, beaming at her.
Trixie
gave them a tidy smile, cleared the breakfast things away, asked if that would
be all and left the room.
"Pity,"
Thompson said to Bailey, "there isn't the time."
Bailey,
who was a married man, grinned sourly.
"Have
we got through to everybody, Fox?" Alleyn asked.
"Yes,
Mr. Alleyn. All set for four o'clock at the castle. The weather report's still
favourable, the telephone's working again and Dr. Curtis has rung up to say he
hopes to get to us by this evening."
"Good.
Before we go any further, I think we'd better have a look at the general
set-up. It'll take a bit of time, but
be glad of a chance to try and get a bit of shape out of it."
"It'd
be a nice change to come up against something unexpected, Mr. Alleyn,"
Thompson grumbled. "We haven't struck a thing so far."
"We'll
see if we can surprise you. Come on."
Alleyn
put his file on the table, walked over to the fireplace and began to fill his
pipe. Fox polished his spectacles. Bailey and Thompson drew chairs up and
produced their notebooks. They had the air of men who had worked together for a
long time and who understood each other's ways.
"You
know," Alleyn said, "if this case had turned up three hundred years
ago, nobody would have had any difficulty in solving it. It'd have been
regarded by the villagers, at any rate, as an open-and-shut affair."
"Would
it, now?" Fox said placidly. "How?"
"Magic."
"Hell!"
Bailey said, and looked faintly disgusted.
"Ask
yourselves. Look how the general case echoes the pattern of the performance.
Old Man. Five Sons. Money. A Will. Decapitation. The only thing that doesn't
tally is the poor old boy's failure to come to life again."
"You
reckon, do you, sir," Thompson asked, "that, in the olden days,
they'd have taken a superstitious view of the death?"
"I
do. The initiates would have thought that the god was dissatisfied, or that the
gimmick had misfired, or that Ernie': offering of the goose had roused the
blood lust of the god, or that the rites had been profaned and the Guiser
punished for sacrilege. Which again tallies, by the way."
"Does
it?" Bailey asked, and added, "Oh, yes. What you said, Mr. Alleyn.
That's right."
"The
authorities, on the other hand," Alleyn went on, "would have plumped
at once for witchcraft and the whole infamous machinery of seventeenth-century
investigation would have begun to tick over."
"Do
you reckon," Thompson said, "that any of these chaps take the
superstitious view? Seems hardly credible but—well?"
"Ernie?"
Fox suggested rather wearily.
"He's
dopey enough, isn't he, Mr. Fox?"
"He's
not so dopey," Alleyn said strongly, "that he can't plan an extremely
cunning leg-pull on his papa, his four brothers, Simon Begg, Dr. Otterly and
Ralph Stayne. And jolly nearly bring it off, what's more."
"Hullo,"
Bailey said under his breath to Thompson. "Here comes the 'R.A.'
touch."
Fox,
who overheard him, bestowed a pontifical but not altogether disapproving glance
upon him. Bailey, aware of it, said, "Is this going to be one of your
little surprises, Mr. Alleyn?"
Alleyn
said, "Damn civil of you to play up. Yes, it is, for what it's worth.
Bring out that chit the Guiser's supposed to have left on his door, saying he
wouldn't be able to perform."
Bailey
produced it, secured between two sheets of glass and clearly showing a mass of
finger prints where he had brought them up.
"The
old chap's prints," he said, "and Ernie's. I got their dabs after you
left yesterday afternoon. Nobody objected, although I don't think Chris
Andersen liked it much. He's tougher than his brothers. There's a left and
right thumb of Ernie's on each side of the tack hole, and all the rest of the
gang. Which is what you'd expect, isn't it, if they handed it round?"
"Yes,"
Alleyn said. "And do you remember where Ernie said he found it?"
"Tacked
to the door. There's the tack hole."
"And
where are the Guiser's characteristic prints? Suppose he pushed the paper over
the head of the existing tack, which the nature of the hole seems to suggest?
You'd get a right and left thumb print on each side of the hole, wouldn't you?
And what do you get? A right and left thumb print, sure enough. But
whose?"
Bailey
said, "Ah, hell! Ernie's."
"Yes.
Ernie's. So Ernie shoved it over the tack. But Ernie says he found it there
when he came down to get the Guiser. So what's Ernie up to?"
"Rigging
the old man's indisposition?" Fox said.
"I
think so."
Fox
raised his eyebrows and read the Guiser's message aloud.
“‘Cant
manage it young Ern will have to. W.A.'"
"It's
the old man's writing, isn't it, Mr. Alleyn?" Thompson said. "Wasn't
that checked?" "It's his writing all right, but, in my opinion, it
wasn't intended for his fellow mummers, it wasn't originally tacked to the
door, it doesn't refer to the Guiser's inability to perform and it doesn't mean
young Ern will have to go on in his place."
There
was a short silence.
"Speaking
for self," Fox said, "I am willing to buy it, Mr. Alleyn." He
raised his hand. "Wait a bit, though," he said. "Wait a bit!
I've started."
"Away
you go."
"The
gardener's boy went down on Tuesday afternoon with a note for the Guiser
telling him he'd got to sharpen that slasher himself and return it by bearer.
The Guiser was in Biddlefast Ernie took the note. Next morning—wasn't it?—the
boy comes for the slasher. It isn't ready and he's told by Ernie that it'll be
brought up later. Any good?"
"You're
away to a pretty start"
"All
right, all right. So Ernie does sharpen the slasher and, on the Wednesday, he
does take it up to the castle. Now, Ernie didn't give the boy a note from the
Guiser, but that doesn't mean the Guiser didn't write one. How's that?"
"You're
thundering up the straight."
"It
means Ernie kept it and pushed it over that tack and pulled it off again and,
when he was sent down to fetch his dad, he didn't go near him. He dressed
himself up hi the Guiser's rig while the old boy was snoozing on his bed and he
lit off for the castle and showed the other chaps this ruddy note. Now,
then!"
"You've
breasted the tape, Br'er Fox, and the trophy is yours.”
"Not,"
Alleyn said dubiously, observing his colleagues, "that it gets us all that
much farther on. It gets us a length or two nearer, but that's all."
"What
does it do for us?" Fox ruminated.
"It
throws a light on Ernie's frame of mind before the show. He's told us himself
he went hurtling up the hill in their station-waggon dressed in the Guiser's
kit and feeling wonderful. His dearest ambition was about to be realized: he
was to act the leading role, literally to 'play the Fool,' in the Dance of the
Sons. He was exalted. Ernie's not the village idiot: he's an epileptic with all
the characteristics involved."
"Exaggerated
moods, sort of?"
"That's
it. He gets up there and hands over the note to his brothers. The understudy's
bundled into Ernie's clothes, the note is sent in to Otterly. It's all going
Ernie's way like a charm. The zeal of the folk dance sizzles hi his nervous
ganglions, or wherever fanaticism does sizzle. I wouldn't mind betting he
remembered his sacrifice of our last night's dinner upon the Mardian Stone and
decided it had brought him luck. Or something."
Alleyn
stopped short and then said hi a changed voice, “‘It will have blood, they say.
Blood will have blood.' I bet Ernie subscribes to that unattractive
theory."
"Bringing
him hi pretty close to the mark, aren't you, Mr. Alleyn?"
"Well,
of course he's close to the mark, Br'er Fox. He's as hot as hell, is Ernie.
Take a look at him. All dressed up and somewhere to go, with his audience
waiting for him. Dr. Otterly, tuning his fiddle. Torches blazing. It doesn't
matter whether it's Stratford-upon-Avon with all the great ones waiting behind
the curtain or the Little Puddleton Mummers quaking hi their borrowed buskins;
no, by Heaven, nor the Andersen brothers listening for the squeal of a fiddle
in the snow: there's the same kind of nervous excitement let loose. And, when
you get a chap like Ernie—well, look at him. At the zero hour, when expectation
is ready to topple over into performance, who turns up?"
"The
Guiser."
"The
Guiser. Like a revengeful god. Driven up the hill by Mrs. Bünz. The Old Man
himself, in what the boys would call a proper masterpiece of a rage. Out he gets,
without a word to his driver, and wades in. He didn't say much. If there was
any mention of the hanky-panky with the written message, it didn't lead to any
explanation. He seems merely to have launched himself at Ernie, practically
lugged the clothes off him, forced bun to change back to his own gear and
herded them on for the performance. All right. And how did Ernie feel? Ernie,
whose pet dog the old man had put down, Ernie, who'd manoeuvred himself into
the major role in this bit of prehistoric pantomime, Ernie, who was on top of
the world? How did he feel?"
"Murderous?"
Thompson offered.
"I
think so. Murderous."
"Yes,"
said Fox and Bailey and Thompson. "Yes. Well. What?"
"He
goes on for their show, doesn't he, with the ritual sword that he's sharpened
until it's like a razor: the sword that cut the Guiser's hand hi a row they had
at their last practice, which was first blood to Ernie, by the way. On he goes
and takes it out on the thistles. He slashes their heads off with great sweeps
of his sword. Ernie is a thistle whiffler and he whiffles thistles with a
thistle whiffler. Diction exercise for Camilla Campion. He prances about and acts the
savage. After that he gets warmed up still more effectively by dancing and
going through the pantomime of cutting the Fool's head off. And, remember, he's
in a white-hot rage with the Fool. What happens next to Ernie? Nothing that's
calculated to soothe his nerves or sweeten his mood. When the fun is at its
height and he's looking on with his sword dangling by its red cord from his
hand, young Stayne comes creeping up behind and collars it. Ernie loses his
temper and gives chase. Stayne hides in view of the audience and Ernie plunges
out at the back. He's dithering with rage. Simon Begg says he was incoherent
Stayne comes out and gives him back the whiffler. Stayne re-enters by another
archway. Ernie comes back complete with sword and takes part hi the final
dance. If you consider Ernie like that, in continuity, divorced for the moment
from the trimmings, you get a picture of mounting fury, don't you? The dog, the
Guiser's cut hand, the decapitated goose, the failure of the great plan, the
Guiser's rage, the stolen sword. A sort of crescendo."
"Ending,"
Fox mused, "in what?"
"Ending,
in my opinion, with him performing, in deadly reality, the climax of their
play."
"Hey?"
Bailey ejaculated.
"Ending
hi him taking his Old Man's head off."
"Ernie?"
"Ernie."
"Then—well,
cripes," Thompson said, "so Ernie's our chap, after all?"
"No."
"Look—Mr.
Alleyn—"
"He's
not our chap, because when he took his Old Man's head off, his Old Man was
already dead."
iv
Mr.
Fox, as was his custom, glanced complacently at his subordinates. He had the
air of drawing their attention to their chiefs virtuosity.
"Not
enough blood," he explained, "on anybody."
"Yes,
but if it was done from the rear," Bailey objected.
"Which
it wasn't."
"The
character of the wound gives us that," Alleyn said. "Otterly agrees
and I'm sure Curtis will. It was done from the front. You'll see when you look.
Of course, the P.M. will tell us definitely. If decapitation was the cause of
death, I imagine there will be a considerable amount of internal bleeding. I
feel certain, though, that Curtis will find there is none."
"Any
other reasons, Mr. Alleyn? Apart from nobody being bloody enough?"
Thompson asked.
"If
it had happened where he was lying and he'd been alive, there'd have been much
more blood on the ground." Bailey suddenly said, "Hey!"
Mr. Fox
frowned at him.
"What's
wrong, Bailey?" Alleyn asked.
"Look,
sir, are you telling us it's not homicide at all? That the old chap died of
heart failure or something and Ernie had the fancy to do what he did? After? Or
what?"
"I
think that may be the defence that will be raised. I don't think it's the
truth."
"You
think he was murdered?"
"Yes."
"Pardon
me," Thompson said politely, "but any idea how?"
"An
idea, but it's only a guess. The post mortem will
settle
it."
"Laid
out cold somehow and then beheaded," Bailey said, and added most
uncharacteristically, "Fancy."
"It
couldn't have been the whiffler," Thompson sighed. "Not that it seems
to matter."
"It
wasn't the whiffler," Alleyn said. "It was the slasher."
"Oh!
But he was dead?"
"Dead."
"Oh."
CHAPTER
ELEVEN: Question of Temperament
Camilla
sat behind her window. When Ralph Stayne came into the inn yard, he stood there
with his hands in his pockets and looked up at her. The sky bad cleared and the
sun shone quite brightly, making a dazzle on the window-pane. She seemed to be
reading.
He
scooped up a handful of fast-melting snow and threw it at the glass. It splayed
out hi a wet star. Camilla peered down through it and then pushed open the
window.
“‘Romeo,
Romeo,'" she said, " Wherefore art thou Romeo?'"
"I
can't remember any of it to quote," Ralph rejoined. "Come for a walk,
Camilla. I want to talk to you."
"O.K.
Wait a bit"
He
waited. Bailey and Thompson came out of the side door of the pub, gave him good
morning and walked down the brick path in the direction of the barn. Trixie
appeared and shook a duster, When she saw Ralph she smiled and dimpled at him.
He pulled self-consciously at the peak of his cap. She jerked her head at him.
"Come over, Mr. Ralph," she said.
He
walked across the yard to her, not very readily.
"Cheer
up, then," Trixie said. "Doan't look at me as if I was going to bite
you. There's no bones broke, Mr. Ralph. I'll never say a word to her, you may
depend, if you ax me not My advice, though, is to tell the maid yourself and
then there's nothing hid betwixt you."
"She's
only eighteen," Ralph muttered.
"That
doan't mean she's silly, however. Thanks to Ernie and his dad, everybody
hereabouts knows us had our bit of fun. The detective gentleman axed me about
it and I told him yes."
"Good God, Trixie!"
"Better
the truth from me than a great blowed-up fairy-tale from elsewhere and likewise
better for Camilla if she gets the truth from you. Here she comes."
Trixie
gave a definite flap with her duster and returned indoors. Ralph heard her
greet Camilla, who now appeared with the freshness of morning in her cheeks and
eyes and a scarlet cap on her head.
Alleyn,
coming out to fetch the car, saw them walk off down the lane together.
"And
I fancy," he muttered, "he's made up his mind to tell her about his
one wild oat."
"Camilla,"
Ralph said, "I've got something to tell you. I've been going to tell you
before and then—well, I suppose I've funked it. I don't know what you feel
about this sort of thing and—I—well—I—"
"You're
not going to say you've suddenly found it's all been a mistake and you're not
in love with me after all?"
"Of
course I'm not, Camilla. What a preposterous notion to get into your head! I
love you more every minute of the day: I adore you, Camilla."
"I'm
delighted to hear it, darling. Go ahead with your story."
"It
may rock you a bit."
"Nothing
can rock me really badly unless—you're not secretly married, I hope!"
Camilla suddenly ejaculated.
"Indeed
I'm not. The things you think of!"
"And,
of course (forgive me for mentioning it) you didn't murder my grandfather, did
you?"
"Camilla!"
"Well,
I know you didn't."
"If
you'd just let me—"
"Darling
Ralph, you can see by this time that I've given in about not meeting you. You
can see I've come over to your opinion: my objections were immoderate."
"Thank
God, darling. But—"
"All
the same, darling, darling Ralph, you must understand that although I go to
sleep thinking of you and wake in a kind of pink paradise because of you, I am
still determined to keep my head. People may say," Camilla went on, waving
a knitted paw, "that class is vieux jeu, but they're only people who
haven't visited South Mardian. So what I propose—"
"Sweetheart,
it is I who propose. I do so now, Camilla. Will you marry me?"
"Yes,
thank you, I will indeed. Subject to the unequivocal consent of your papa and
your great-aunt and, of course, my papa, who, I expect, would prefer an R.C.,
although I'm not one. Otherwise, I can guarantee he would be delighted. He
fears I might contract an alliance with a drama student," Camilla
explained and turned upon Ralph a face eloquent with delight at her own
absurdities. She was in that particular state of intoxication that attends the
young woman who knows she is beloved and is therefore moved to show off for the
unstinted applause of an audience of one.
"I
adore you," Ralph repeated unsteadily and punctually. "But, sweetest,
darling Camilla, I've got, I repeat, something that I ought to tell you
about."
"Yes,
of course you have: You began by saying so. Is it," Camilla hazarded
suddenly, "that you've had an affair?"
"As
a matter of fact, in a sort of way, it is, but—"
Camilla
began to look owlish. "I'm not much surprised by that," she said.
"After all, you are thirty and I'm eighteen. Even people of my vintage
have affairs, you know, although, personally, I don't care for the idea at all.
But I've been given to understand it's different for the gentlemen."
"Camilla,
stop doing an act and listen to me."
Camilla
looked at him and the impulse to show off for him suddenly left her. "I'm
sorry," she said. "Well, go on."
He went
on. They walked up the road to Yowford and for Camilla, as she listened, some
of the brightness of the morning fell from the sky and was gone. When he had
finished she could find nothing to say to him. "Well," Ralph said
presently, "I see it has made a difference."
"No,
not at all," Camilla rejoined politely. "I mean, not really. It
couldn't, could it? It's just that somehow it's strange because—well, I suppose
because it's here and someone I know."
"I'm
sorry," Ralph said.
"I've
been sort of buddies with Trixie. It seems impossible. Does she mind? Poor
Trixie."
"No,
she doesn't. Really, she doesn't. I'm not trying to explain anything away or to
excuse myself, but they've got quite a different point of view in the villages.
They think on entirely different lines about that sort of thing."
“‘They'?
Different from whom?"
"Well—from
us," Ralph said and saw his mistake. "It's hard to understand,"
he mumbled unhappily.
"I
ought to understand, oughtn't I? Seeing I'm half them.'"
"Camilla,
darling—"
"You
seem to have a sort of predilection for 'them,' don't you? Trixie. Then
me."
"That
did hurt," Ralph said after a pause.
"I
don't want to be beastly about it."
"There
was no question of anything serious—it was just—it just happened. Trixie
was—kind. It didn't mean a thing to either of us."
They
walked on and stared blankly at dripping trees and dappled hillsides.
"Isn't
it funny," Camilla said, "how this seems to have sort of thrown me
over on 'their’ side? On Trixie's side?"
"Are
you banging away about class again?"
"But
you see it hi terms of class yourself. 'They' are different about that sort of
thing, you say."
He made
a helpless gesture.
"Do
other people know?" Camilla asked.
"I'm
afraid so. There's been gossip. You know what—" He pulled himself up.
"What
they are?"
Ralph
swore violently.
Camilla
burst into tears.
"I'm
so sorry," Ralph kept repeating. "I'm so terribly sorry you
mind."
"Well,"
Camilla sobbed, "it's not much good going on like this and I daresay I'm
being very silly."
"Do
you think you'll get over it?" he asked anxiously.
"One
can but try."
"Please
try very hard," Ralph said.
"I
expect it all comes of being an only child. My papa is extremely
old-fashioned."
"Is
he a roaring inverted snob like you?"
"Certainly
not."
"Here
comes the egregious Simmy-Dick. You'd better not be crying, darling, if you can
manage not to."
"I'll
pretend it's the cold air," Camilla said, taking the handkerchief he
offered her.
Simon
Begg came down the lane in a raffish red sports car. When he saw them he skidded
to a standstill.
"Hullo-ullo!"
he shouted. "Fancy meeting you two. And how are we?"
He
looked at them both with such a knowing air, compounded half of surprise and
half of a rather debased sort of comradeship, that Camilla found herself
blushing.
"I
didn't realize you two knew each other," Simon went on. "No good
offering you a lift, I suppose. I can just do three if we're cozy."
"This
is meant to be a hearty walk," Ralph explained.
"Quite,
quite," Simon said, beaming. "Hey, what's the gen on this show this
afternoon? Do you get it?"
"I
imagine it's a reconstruction, isn't it?"
"We're
all meant to do what we all did on Wednesday?"
"I
should think so, wouldn't you?"
"Are
the onlookers invited?"
"I
believe so. Some of them."
"The
whole works?" Simon looked at Camilla, raised his eyebrows and grinned.
"Including the ad libs?"
Camilla
pretended not to understand him.
"Better
put my running shoes on this time," he said.
"It's
not going to be such a very amusing party, after all," Ralph pointed out
stiffly, and Simon agreed, very cheerfully, that it was not. "I'm damn'
sorry about the poor Old Guiser," he declared. "And I can't exactly
see what they hope to get out of it. Can you?"
Ralph
said coldly that he supposed they hoped to get the truth out of it. Simon was
eying Camilla with unbridled enthusiasm
"In
a moment," she thought, "he will twiddle those awful
moustaches."
"I
reckon it's a lot of bull," Simon confided. "Suppose somebody did do
something—well, is he going to turn it all on again like a good boy for the
police? Like hell, he is!"
"We
ought to move on, Camilla, if we're to get back for lunch."
"Yes,"
Camilla said. "Let's."
Simon
said earnestly, "Look, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting the relationship.
It's—well, it's not all that easy to remember, is it? Look, Cam, hell, I am
sorry."
Camilla,
who had never before been called Cam, stared at him in bewilderment. His cheeks
were rosy, his eyes were impertinent and blue and his moustache rampant. A
half-smile hovered on his lips. "I am a goon,'" said Simon, ruefully.
"But, still—"
Camilla,
to her surprise, found she was not angry with him. "Never mind," she
said. "No bones broken."
"Honest?
You are a pal. Well, be good, children," said Simon and started up his
engine. It responded with deafening alacrity. He waved his hand and shot off
down the lane.
"He
is," Ralph said, looking after him, "the definite and absolute rock
bottom."
"Yes.
But I find him rather touching," said Camilla.
The
five Andersen boys were in the smithy. The four younger brothers sat on
upturned boxes and stools. A large tin trunk stood on a cleared bench at the
far end of the smithy. Dan turned the key hi the padlock that secured it.
Sergeant Obby, who was on duty, had slipped into a light doze hi a dark corner.
He was keen on his job but unused to late hours.
"Wonderful
queer to think of, hearts," Dan said. "The Guiser's savings. All
these years." He looked at Chris. "And you'd no notion of it?"
"I
wouldn't say that," Chris said. "I knew he put it by, like. Same as
grand-dad and his'n, before him."
"I
knew," Ernie volunteered. "He was a proper old miser, he was. Never
let me have any, not for a wireless nor a telly nor nothing, he wouldn't. I
knew where he put it by, I did, but he kept watch over it like a bloody
mastiff, so's I dussn't let on. Old tyrant, he was. Cruel hard and
crankytankerous."
Andy
passed his great hand across his mouth and sighed. "Doan't talk that
way," he said, lowering his voice and glancing towards Sergeant Obby, who
had returned to duty. "What did we tell you?"
Dan
agreed strongly. "Doan't talk that way, you, Era. You was a burden to him
with your foolishness."
"And
a burden to us," Nat added, "as it turns out Heavy and anxious."
"Get
it into your thick head," Chris advised Ernie, "that you're born
foolish and not up to our level when it comes to great affairs. Leave
everything to us chaps. Doan't say nothing and doan't do nothing but what you
was meant to do in the beginning."
"Huh!"
Ernie shouted. "I'll larn 'em! Whang!" He made a wild swiping
gesture.
"What'll
we do?" Andy asked, appealing to the others. "Listen to him!"
Ernie
surveyed his horrified brothers with the greatest complacency. "You doan't
need to fret your. selves, chaps," he said. "I'm not so silly as what
you all think I am. I can keep my tongue behind my teeth, fair enough. I be one
too many for the coppers. Got 'em proper baffled, I 'ave."
"Shut
up." Chris whispered savagely. "No, I won't, then."
"You
will, if I have to lay you out first," Chris muttered. He rose and walked
across to his youngest brother. Chris was the biggest of the Andersens, a broad
powerful man. He held his clenched fist in front of Ernie's face as if it were
an object of virtue. "You know me, Era," he said softly. "I've
give you a hiding before this and never promised you one but what I’ve kept my
word and laid it on solid. You got a taste last night. If you talk about—you
know what—or open your silly damn' mouth on any matter at all when we're
up-along, I'll give you a masterpiece. Won't I? Won't ?"
Ernie
wiped his still-smiling mouth and nodded. "You'll whiffle and you'll dance
and you'll go where you went and you'll hold your tongue and you'll do no more
nor that. Right?"
Ernie
nodded and backed away. "It's for the best, Ernie-boy," the gentle
Andy said. "Us knows what's for the best."
Ernie
pointed at Chris and continued to back away from him.
"You
tell him to lay off of me," he said. "I know him. Keep him off of
me."
Chris
made a disgusted gesture. He turned away and began to examine the tools near
the anvil.
"You
keep your hands off of me," Ernie shouted after him. Sergeant Obby woke
with a little snort.
"Don't
talk daft. There you go, see!" Nat ejaculated. "Talking proper
daft."
Dan
said, "Now, listen, Ern. Us chaps doan't want to know nothing but what was
according to plan. What you done, Wednesday, was what you was meant to do:
whiffle, dance, bit of larking with Mr. Ralph, wait your turn and dance again.
Which you done. And that's all you done. Nothing else. Doan't act as if there
was anything else. There wasn't."
"That's
right," his brothers counselled, "that's how 'tis."
They
were so much alike, they might indeed have been a sort of rural chorus. Anxiety
looked in the same way out of all their faces; they had similar mannerisms;
their shared emotion ran a simple course through Dan's elderly persistence,
Andy's softness, Nat's despair and Chris's anger. Even Ernie himself, half defiant,
half scared, reflected something of his brothers' emotion.
And
when Dan spoke again, it was as if he gave expression to this general
resemblance.
"Us
Andersens," he said, "stick close. Always have and always will, I
reckon. So long as we stay that fashion, all together, we're right, souls. The
day any of us cuts loose and sets out to act on his own, agin the better
judgment of the others, will be the day of disaster. Mind that"
Andy
and Nat made sounds of profound agreement
"All
right!" Ernie said. "All right I never said nothing."
"Keep
that way," Dan said, "and you'll do no harm. Mind that And stick
together, souls."
There
was a sudden metallic clang. Sergeant Obby leapt to his feet Chris, moved by
some impulse of violence, had swung his great hammer and struck the cold anvil.
It was
as if the smithy had spoken with its own voice in support of Dan Andersen.
Mrs.
Bünz made a long entry in her journal. For this purpose she employed her native
language and it calmed her a little to form the words and see them, old
familiars, stand hi their orderly ranks across her pages. Mrs. Bünz had an
instinctive respect for regimentation—a respect and a fear. She laid down her
pen, locked away her journal and began to think about policemen: not about any
specific officer but about the genus Policeman as she saw it and believed it to
be. She remembered all the things that had happened to her husband and herself
in Germany before the war and the formalities that had attended their arrival
in England. She remembered the anxieties and discomforts of the first months of
the war when they had continually to satisfy the police of their innocuous
attitude, and she remembered their temporary incarceration while this was going
on.
Mrs.
Bünz did not put her trust in policemen. She thought of Trixie's inexplicable
entrance into her room that morning at a moment when Mrs. Bünz had every reason
not to desire a visit. Was Trixie, perhaps, a police agent? A most disturbing
thought.
She
went downstairs and ate what was, for her, a poor breakfast. She tried to read
but was unable to concentrate. Presently, she went out to the shed where she
kept the car she had bought from Simon Begg and, after a bit of a struggle,
started up the engine. If she had intended to use the car she now changed her
mind and, instead, took a short walk to Copse Forge. But the Andersen brothers
were gathered in the doorway and responded very churlishly to the forced
bonhomie of her greeting. She went to the village shop, purchased two faded
postcards and was looked at sideways by the shopkeeper.
Next,
Mrs. Bünz visited the church but, being a rationalist, received and indeed
sought no spiritual solace there. It was old but, from her point of view, not
at all interesting. A bas-relief of a fourteenth-century Mardian merely
reminded her unpleasantly of Dame Alice.
As she
was leaving, she met Sam Stayne coming up the path in his cassock. He greeted
her very kindly. Encouraged by this manifestation, Mrs. Bünz pulled herself
together and began to question him about the antiquities of South Mardian. She
adopted a somewhat patronizing tone that seemed to suggest a kind of
intellectual unbending on her part. Her cold was still very heavy and lent to
her manner a fortuitous air of complacency.
"I
have been lookink at your little church," she said.
"I’m
glad you came in."
"Of
course, for me it is not, you will excuse me, as interestink as, for instance,
the Copse Forge."
"Isn't
it? It's nothing of an archaeological 'find,' of course."
"Perhaps
you do not interest yourself in ritual dancing?" Mrs. Bünz suggested with
apparent irrelevance but following up her own line of thought.
"Indeed
I do," Sam Stayne said warmly. "It's of great interest to a priest,
as are all such instinctive gestures."
"But
it is pagan."
"Of
course it is," he said and began to look distressed. "As I see
it," he went on, choosing his words very carefully, "the Dance of the
Sons is a kind of child's view of a great truth. The Church, more or less, took
the ceremony under her wing, you know, many years ago."
"How!
Ach! Because, no doubt, there had been a liddle license? A liddle too much
freedom?"
"Well,"
he said, "I daresay. Goings-on, of sorts. Anyway, somewhere back in the
nineties, a predecessor of mine took possession of 'Crack's' trappings and the
Guiser's and the Betty's dresses and 'props,' as I think they call them in the
theatre. He locked them up in the vestry. Ever since then, the parson has
handed them out a week or so before the winter solstice to be looked over and
repaired and used for the final practices and performance."
Mrs.
Bünz stared at him and sneezed violently. She said in her cold-stricken voice,
"Id is host peculiar. I believe you because I have evidence of other
cases. But for these joyous, pagan and, indeed, albost purely phallig objects
to be lodged in an Aglicud church is, to say the least of it, adobalous."
She blew her nose with Teutonic thoroughness. "Rebarkable!" said Mrs.
Bünz. "Well, there it is," he said, "and now, if you'll excuse
me, I must go about my job."
"You
are about to hold a service?"
"No,"
he said, "I've come to say my prayers."
She
blinked at him. "Ach, so! Tell me, Mr. Stayne, in your church you do not,
I believe, pray for the dead? That is dot your customb?"
"I
do," Sam said. "That's what I'm here for now: to say a prayer or two
for old William's soul." He looked mildly at her. Something prompted him
to add, "And for another and unhappier soul."
Mrs.
Bünz blew her nose again and eyed him over the top of her handkerchief.
"Beaningk?" she asked.
"Meaning
his murderer, you know," the Rector said.
Mrs.
Bünz seemed to be so much struck by this remark that she forgot to lower her
handkerchief. She nodded her head two or three times, however, and said
something that sounded like "No doubt" She wished the Rector good
morning and returned to the Green Man.
There
she ran into Simon Begg. Alleyn and Fox witnessed the encounter from behind the
window curtain. Simon contemplated Mrs. Bünz with, apparently, some misgiving.
His very blue eyes stared out of his pink face and he climbed hurriedly from
his car. Mrs. Bünz hastened towards him. He stood with his hands in his pockets
and looked down at her. Alleyn saw her speak evidently with some urgency. Simon
pulled at his flamboyant moustaches and listened with his head on one side.
Mrs. Bünz glanced hastily at the pub as if she would have preferred not to be
seen. She turned her back towards it and her head moved emphatically. Simon
answered her with equal emphasis and presently with a reassuring gesture
clapped his great hand down on her shoulder. Even through the window, which was
shut, they heard her yelp of pain. It was clearly to be seen that Simon was
making awkward apologies. Presently he took Mrs. Bünz by the elbow—he was the
sort of man who habitually takes women by the elbow—and piloted her away
towards the car she had bought from him. He lifted the bonnet and soon they had
their heads together talking eagerly over the engine.
Fox said
dubiously to Alleyn, "Is that what it was all about?"
"Don't
you believe it, Br'er Fox. Those two are cooking up a little plot, the burden
of which may well be, 'For, O, for, O, the hobby-horse is forgot' "
"Shakespeare," Fox said, "I suppose." "And why not?
This case smacks of the Elizabethan. And I don't altogether mean Hamlet or
Lear. Or nine-men's morris, though there's a flavour of all of them, to be
sure. But those earlier plays of violence when people kill each other in a sort
of quintessence of spleen and other people cheer each other up by saying things
like, 'And now, my lord, to leave these doleful dumps.' Shall you be glad to
leave these doleful dumps, Fox?"
"So,
so," Fox said. "It's always nice to get a case cleared up. There's
not all that much variety in murder."
"You've
become an epicure of violence, which is as much as to say a 'bloody
snob.'" Fox chuckled obligingly.
Mrs.
Bünz had drawn away from the car. She now approached the pub. They stood back
in the room and they watched her. So did Simon Begg. Simon looked extremely
worried and more than a little dubious. He scowled after Mrs. Bünz and
scratched his head. Then, with the sort of shrug that suggests the
relinquishment of an insoluble problem, he slammed down the bonnet of her car.
Alleyn grinned. He could imagine Simon saying out loud, "But, still,"
and giving it up.
Mrs.
Bünz approached the pub and, as if she felt that she was observed, glanced up
at the windows. Her weathered face was patchy and her lips were set in a determined
line.
"It's
a very odd temperament," Alleyn muttered. "Her particular kind of
Teutonic female temperament, I mean. At her sort of age and with her sort of
background. Conditioned, if that's the beastly word, by violence and fear and
full of curiosity and persistence." "Persistence?" Fox repeated,
savouring the idea. " "Yes.
She's a very thorough sort of woman, is Mrs. Bünz. Look what she did on
Wednesday night"
"That's
right."
"Rubbed
her fat shoulders raw, prancing round the dolmen in 'Crack's' harness.
Yes," Alleyn repeated, more to himself than to Fox, "she's a thorough
sort of woman, is Mrs. Bünz."
The sun
continued to shine upon South Mardian and upon the surrounding countryside. The
temperature rose unseasonably. Bigger and bigger patches emerged, dark and
glistening, from the dismantled landscape. Dr. Curtis, driving himself across
country, slithered and skidded but made good time. At noon he rang through to
say he expected to be with them before three. Alleyn directed him to Yowford,
where the Guiser waited for him in the cottage-hospital mortuary.
At half
past one a police car arrived with five reinforcements.
Alleyn
held a sort of meeting in the back parlour and briefed his men for the
afternoon performance. Carey, who had been down at Copse Forge, came in and was
consulted with fitting regard for his rank and local importance.
"We
haven't the faintest notion if we'll make an arrest," Alleyn said.
"With luck, we might. I'd feel much happier about it if the results of the
P.M. were laid on, but I've decided not to wait for them. The chances of
success hi a reconstruction of this sort rest on the accuracy of the observers'
memories. With every hour they grow less dependable. We're taking pretty
considerable risks and may look damn' silly for damn' all at the end of it.
However, I think it's worth trying and Mr. Fox agrees with me. Now, this is
what happens."
He laid
out his plan of action, illustrating what he said with a rough sketch of the
courtyard at Mardian Castle.
Dame
Alice, Dulcie Mardian and the Rector would again sit on the steps. The rest of
the audience would consist of Trixie, her father, Camilla, Carey, Sergeant Obby
and Mrs. Bünz. The events of Wednesday night would be re-enacted in then’
order. At this point it became clear that Superintendent Carey was troubled in
his mind. Seeing this, Alleyn asked him if he had any suggestions to make.
"Well!
Naow!" Carey said. "I was just asking myself, Mr. Alleyn. If
everybody, hi a manner of speaking, is going to act their own parts over again,
who would—er—who would—"
"Act
the principal part?"
"That's
right. The original," Mr. Carey said reasonably, "not being
available."
"I
wanted to consult you about that. What sort of age is the boy—Andy's son, isn't
it?—who was the understudy?"
"Young
Bill? Thirteen—fourteen or thereabouts. He's Andrew's youngest."
"Bright
boy?"
"Smart
enough little lad, far's I know."
"About
the same height as his grandfather?"
"Just,
I reckon."
"Could
we get hold of him?"
"Reckon
so. Andrew Andersen's farm's up to Yowford. Matter of a mile."
"Is
Andy himself still down at the forge?"
"Went
home for his dinner, no doubt, at noon. There's been a great family conference
all morning at the smithy," Carey said. "My sergeant was on duty
there. Obby. I don't say he was as alert as we might prefer: not used to late
hours and a bit short of sleep. As a matter of fact, the silly danged fool
dozed off and had to admit it."
The
Yard men were at pains not to catch each other's eyes.
"He
came forward, however, with the information that a great quantity of money was
found and locked away and that all the boys seem very worried about what Em may
say or do. Specially Chris. He's a hot-tempered chap, is Chris Andersen, and
not above using his hands, which he knows how to, having been a commando in the
war."
"Hardly
suitable as a mild corrective technique," Alleyn said drily.
"Well,
no. Will I see if I can lay hold of young Bill, Mr. Alleyn? Now?"
"Would
you, Carey? Thank you so much. Without anything being noticed. You'll handle it
better than we would, knowing them."
Carey,
gratified, set about this business.
They
heard him start up his motor-bicycle and churn off along Yowford Lane.
"He's
all right," Alleyn said to the Yard men. "Sound man, but he's feeling
shy about his sergeant going to sleep on duty."
"So
he should," Fox said, greatly scandalized. "I never heard such a
thing. Very bad. Carey ought to have stayed there himself if he can't trust his
chaps."
"I
don't think it's likely to have made all that difference, Br'er Fox."
"It's
the principle."
"Of
course it is. Now, about this show—here's where I want everyone to stand. Mr.
Fox up at the back by the archway through which they made their exits and
entrances. Bailey and Thompson are coming off their specialists' perches and
keeping observation again: there"—he pointed on his sketch—"by the
entrance to the castle, that is to say, the first archway that links the
semi-circular ruined wall to the new building, and here, by its opposite number
at the other end of the wall. That's the way Ralph Stayne came back to the
arena^ The bonfire was outside the wall and to the right of the central
archway. I want three men there. The remaining two will stand among the
onlookers, bearing in mind what I've said we expect to find. We may be involved
with more than one customer if the pot comes to the boil. Carey will be there,
with his sergeant and his P.C., of course, and if the sergeant dozes off at this
show it'll be because he's got sleeping sickness."
Fox
said, "May we inquire where you'll be yourself, Mr. Alleyn?"
"Oh,"
Alleyn said, "here and there, Br'er Fox. Roaring up and down as a raging
lion seeking whom I may devour. To begin with, in the Royal Box with the nobs,
I daresay."
"On
the steps with Dame Alice Mardian?"
"That's
it. Now, one word more." Alleyn looked from Fox, Bailey and Thompson to
the five newcomers. "I suggest that each of us marks one particular man
and marks him well. Suppose you, Fox, take Ernie Andersen. Bailey takes Simon
Begg as 'Crack,' the Hobby. Thompson takes Ralph Stayne as the Betty, and the
rest of you parcel out among you the boy in his grandfather's role as the Fool
and the other four sons as the four remaining dancers. That'll be one each for
us, won't it? A neat fit."
One of
the newcomers, a Sergeant Yardley, said, "Er—beg pardon."
"Yes,
Yardley?"
"I
must have lost count, sir. There's nine of us, counting yourself, and I
understood there's only eight characters in this play affair, or dance, or
whatever it is."
"Eight
characters," Alleyn said, "is right. Our contention will be that
there were nine performers, however."
"Sorry,
sir. Of course."
"I,"
Alleyn said blandly, "hope to keep my eye on the ninth."
Young
Bill Andersen might have sat to the late George Clauson for one of his bucolic
portraits. He had a shock of tow-coloured hair, cheeks like apples and eyes as
blue as periwinkles. His mouth stretched itself into the broadest grin imaginable
and his teeth were big, white and far apart.
Carey
brought him back on the pillion of his motor-bicycle and produced him to Alleyn
as if he was one of the natural curiosities of the region.
"Young
Bill," Carey said, exhibiting him. "I've told him what he's wanted
for and how he'll need to hold his tongue and be right smart for the job, and
he says he's able and willing. Come on," he added, giving the boy a
business-like shove. "That's right, isn't it? Speak up for yourself."
"Ar,"
said young Bill. He looked at Alleyn through his thick white lashes and
grinned. "I'd like it," he said.
"Good.
Now, look here, Bill. What we want you to do is quite a tricky bit of work.
It's got to be cleverly done. It's important. One of us would do it, actually,
but we're all too tall for the job, as you can see for yourself. You're the
right size. The thing is: do you know your stuff?"
"I
know the Five Sons, sir, like the back of me yand."
"You
do? You know the Fool's act, do you? Your grandfather's act?"
"Certain-sure."
"You
watched it on Wednesday night, didn't you?"
"So
I did, then."
"And
you remember exactly what he did?"
"Ya-as."
"How
can you be so sure?"
Bill
scratched his head. "Reckon I watched him, seeing what a terrible rage he
was in. After what happened, like. And what was said."
"What
did happen?"
Bill
very readily gave an account of the Guiser's arrival and the furious
change-over: "I 'ad to strip off Uncle Em's clothes and he 'ad to strip
off Grandfer's. Terrible quick."
"And
what was said?"
"Uncle
Ern reckoned it'd be the death of Granfer, dancing. So did Uncle Chris. He'll
kill himself, Uncle Chris says, if he goes capering in the great heat of his
rages. The silly old bastard'll fall down dead, he says. So I was watching
Granfer to see."
Bill
passed the tip of his tongue round his lips. "Terrible queer," he
muttered, "as it turned out, because so 'e did, like. Terrible
queer."
Alleyn
said, "Sure you don't mind doing this for us, Bill?"
The boy
looked at him. "I don't mind," he declared and sounded rather
surprised. "Suits me, all right."
"And
you'll keep it as a dead secret between us? Not a word to anybody: top
security."
"Ya-as,"
Bill said. "Surely." A thought seemed to strike him.
"Yes?"
Alleyn said. "What's up?"
"Do
I have to dress up in them bloody clothes of his'n?"
"No,"
Alleyn said after a pause.
"Nor
wear his ma-ask?"
"No."
"I
wouldn't fancy thik."
"There's
no need. We'll fix you up with something light-coloured to wear and something
over your face to look like a mask."
He
nodded, perfectly satisfied. The strange and innocent cruelty of his age and
sex was upon him.
"Reckon
I can fix that," he said. "I'll get me a set of pyjammers and I got a
ma-ask of me own. Proper clown's ma-ask."
And
then, with an uncanny echo of his Uncle Ernie, he said, "Reckon I can make
proper old Fool of myself."
"Good.
And now, young Bill, you lay your ears back and listen to me. There's something
else we'll ask you to do. It's something pretty tricky, it may be rather
frightening and the case for the police may hang on it. How do you feel about
that?"
"Bettn't
I know what 'tis first?"
"Fair
enough," Alleyn said and looked pleased. "Hold tight, then, and I'll
tell you."
He told
young Bill what he wanted.
The
blue eyes opened wider and wider. Alleyn Waited for an expostulation, but none
came. Young Bill was thirteen. He kept his family feeling, his compassion and
his enthusiasms in separate comparI’ments. An immense grin converted his face
into the likeness of a bucolic Puck. He began to rub the palms of his hands
together.
Evidently
he was, as Superintendent Carey had indicated, a smart enough lad for the
purpose.
CHAPTER
TWELVE: The Swords Again
THE
afternoon had begun to darken when the persons concerned in the Sword Wednesday
Morris of the Five Sons returned to Mardian Castle.
Dr.
Otterly came early and went indoors to present his compliments to Dame Alice
and find out how she felt after last night's carousal. He found the Rector and
Alleyn were there already, while Fox and his assistants were to be seen in and
about the courtyard.
At four
o'clock the Andersens, with Sergeant Obby in attendance, drove up the hill in
their station-waggon, from which they unloaded torches and a fresh drum of tar.
Superintendent
Carey arrived on his motor-bike.
Simon
appeared in his breakdown van with a new load of brushwood for the bonfire.
Ralph
Stayne and his father walked up the hill and were harried by the geese, who had
become hysterical.
Trixie
and her father drove up with Camilla, looking rather white and strained, as
their passenger.
Mrs.
Bünz, alone this time, got her new car half-way up the drive and was stopped by
one of Alleyn's men, who asked her to leave the car where it was until further
orders and come the rest of the way on foot. This she did quite amenably.
From
the drawing-room window Alleyn saw her trudge into the courtyard. Behind him
Dame Alice sat in her bucket chair. Dulcie and the Rector stood further back in
the room. All of them watched the courtyard.
The
preparations were almost complete. Under the bland scrutiny of Mr. Fox and his
subordinates, the Andersens had re-erected the eight torches: four on each side
of the dolmen.
"It
looks just like it did on Sword Wednesday," Dulcie pointed out,
"doesn't it, Aunt Akky? Fancy!"
Dame
Alice made a slight contemptuous noise.
"Only,
of course," Dulcie added, "nobody's beheaded goose this time. There is that, isn't there,
Aunt Akky?"
"Unfortunately,"
her great-aunt agreed savagely. She stared pointedly at Dulcie, who giggled
vaguely.
"What's
that ass Ernie Andersen up to?" Dame Alice demanded.
"Dear
me, yes," the Rector said. "Look at him."
Ernie,
who had been standing apart from his brothers, apparently in a sulk, now
advanced upon them. He gesticulated and turned from one to the other. Fox moved
a little closer. Ernie pointed at his brothers and addressed himself to Fox.
"I
understand," Alleyn said, "that he's been cutting up rough all the
afternoon. He wants to play the Father's part."
"Mad!"
Dame Alice said. "What did I tell you? He'll get himself into trouble
before it's all over, you may depend 'pon it."
It was
clear that Ernie's brothers had reacted in their usual way to his tantrums and
were attempting to silence him. Simon came through the archway from the back,
carrying "Crack's" head, and walked over to the group. Ernie
listened. Simon clapped him good-naturedly on the shoulder and in a moment
Ernie had thrown his customary crashing salute.
"That's
done the trick," Alleyn said.
Evidently
Ernie was told to light the torches. Clearly mollified, he set about this task,
and presently light fans of crimson and yellow consumed the cold air. Their
light quivered over the dolmen and dramatized the attentive faces of the
onlookers.
"It's
a strange effect," the Rector said uneasily. "Like the setting for a
barbaric play—King Lear, perhaps."
"Otterly
will agree with your choice," Alleyn said and Dr. Otterly came out of the
shadow at the back of the room. The Rector turned to him, but Dr. Otterly
didn't show his usual enthusiasm for his pet theory. -
"I
suppose I'd better go out," he said. "Hadn't I, Alleyn?"
"I
think so. I’m going back now." Alleyn turned to Dulcie, who at once put on
her expression of terrified jocosity.
"I
wonder," Alleyn said, "if I could have some clean rags? Enough to
make a couple of thick pads about the size of my hand? And some first-aid
bandages, if you have them?"
"Rags!"
Dulcie said. "Fancy! Pads! Bandages!" She eyed him facetiously.
"Now, I wonder."
“‘Course
he can have them," Dame Alice said. "Don't be an ass, Dulcie. Get
them."
"Very
well, Aunt Akky," Dulcie said in a hurry. She plunged out of the room and
in a surprisingly short space of time returned with a handful of old linen and
two bandages. Alleyn thanked her and stuffed them into his overcoat pocket.
"I
don't think we shall be long now," he said. "And when you're ready,
Dame Alice—?"
"I'm
ready. Haul me up, will yer? Dulcie! Bundle!"
As this
ceremony would evidently take some considerable time, Alleyn excused himself.
He and Dr. Otterly went out to the courtyard.
Dr.
Otterly joined his colleagues and they all took up their positions offstage
behind the old wall. Alleyn paused on the house steps and surveyed the scene.
The sky
was clear now and had not yet completely darkened: to the west it was still
faintly green. Stars exploded into a wintry glitter. There was frost hi the
air.
The
little party of onlookers stood in their appointed places at the side of the
courtyard and would have almost melted into darkness if it had not been for the
torchlight. The Andersens had evidently strapped their pads of bells on their
thick legs. Peremptory jangles could be heard offstage.
Alleyn's
men were at their stations and Fox now came forward to meet him.
"We're
all ready, Mr. Alleyn, when you are."
"All
right. What was biting Ernie?"
"Same
old trouble. Wanting to play the Fool."
"Thought
as much."
Carey
moved out from behind the dolmen.
"I
suppose it's all right," he murmured uneasily. "You know. Safe."
"Safe?"
Fox repeated and put his head on one side as if Carey had advanced a quaintly
original theory.
"Well,
I dunno, Mr. Fox," Carey muttered. "It seems a bit uncanny-like and
with young Ern such a queer excitable chap—he's been saying he wants to sharpen
up that damned old sword affair of his. 'Course we won't let him have it, but
how's he going to act when we don't! Take one of his fits, like as not."
"We'll
have to keep a nice sharp observation over him, Mr. Carey," Fox said.
"Over
all of them," Alleyn demanded.
"Well,"
Carey conceded, "I daresay I'm fussy.’’
"Not
a bit," Alleyn said. "You're perfectly right to look upon this show
as a chancy business. But they've sent us five very good men who all know what
to look for. And with you," Alleyn pointed out wickedly, "in a key
position I don't personally think we're taking too big a risk."
"Ar,
no-no-no," Carey said quickly and airily. "No, I wasn't suggesting we
were, you know. I wasn't suggesting that."
"We'll
just have a final look round, shall we?" Alleyn proposed.
He
walked over to the dolmen, glanced behind it and then moved on through the
central arch at the back.
Gathered
together in a close-knit group, rather like a bunch of carol singers, with
lanthorns in their hands, were the five Andersens. As they changed their
positions in order to eye the new arrivals, their bells clinked. Alleyn was reminded
unexpectedly of horses that stamped and shifted in their harness. Behind them,
near the unlit bonfire, stood Dr. Otterly and Ralph, who was again dressed in
his great hooped skirt. Simon stood by the cylindrical cheese-shaped body of
the Hobby-Horse. "Crack's" head grinned under his arm. Beyond these
again, were three of the extra police officers. The hedge-slasher, with its
half-burnt handle and heat-distempered blade, leant against the wall with the
drum of tar nearby. There was a strong tang of bitumen on the frosty air.
"Well
light the bonfire," Alleyn said, "and then I’ll ask you all to come
into the courtyard while I explain what we're up to."
One of
the Yard men put a match to the paper. It flared up. There was a crackle of
brushwood and a pungent smell rose sweetly with smoke from the bonfire.
They
followed Alleyn back, through the archway, past the dolmen and the flaring
torches and across the arena.
Dame
Alice was enthroned at the top of the steps, flanked, as before, by Dulcie and
the Rector. Rugged and shawled into a quadrel with a knob on top, she resembled
some primitive totem and appeared to be perfectly immovable.
Alleyn
stood on a step below and a little to one side of this group. His considerable
height was exaggerated by the shadow that leapt up behind him. The torchlight
lent emphasis to the sharply defined planes of his face and gave it a fantastic
appearance. Below him stood the five Sons with Simon, Ralph and Dr. Otterly.
Alleyn
looked across to the little group on his right
"Will
you come nearer?" he said. "What I have to say concerns all of
you."
They
moved out of the shadows, keeping apart, as if each was anxious to establish a
kind of disassociation from the others: Trixie, the landlord, Camilla and, lagging
behind, Mrs. Bünz. Ralph crossed over to Camilla and stood beside her. His
conical skirt looked like a giant extinguisher and Camilla in her
flame-coloured coat like a small candle flame beside him.
Fox,
Carey and their subordinates waited attentively in the rear. "I
expect," Alleyn said, "that most of you wonder 'just why the police
have decided upon this reconstruction. I don't suppose any of you enjoy the
prospect and I'm sorry if it causes you anxiety or distress."
He
waited for a moment. The faces upturned to his were misted by their own breath.
Nobody spoke or moved.
"The
fact is," he went on, "that we're taking an unusual line with a very
unusual set of circumstances. The deceased man was in full sight of you all for
as long as he took an active part in this dance-play of yours and he was still
within sight of some of you after he lay down behind that stone. Now, Mr. Carey
has questioned every man, woman and child who was in the audience on Wednesday
night. They are agreed that the Guiser did not leave the arena or move from his
hiding place and that nobody offered him any violence as he lay behind the
stone. Yet, a few minutes after he lay down there came the appalling discovery
of his decapitated body.
"We've
made exhaustive inquiries, but each of them has led us slap up against this
apparent contradiction. We want therefore to see for ourselves exactly what did
happen."
Dr.
Otterly looked up at Alleyn as if he were about to interrupt but seemed to
change his mind and said nothing.
"For
one reason or another," Alleyn went on, "some of you may feel
disinclined to repeat some incident or occurrence. I can't urge you too
strongly to leave nothing out and to stick absolutely to fact. 'Nothing
extenuate,' " he found himself saying, “‘nor set down aught in malice.'
That's as sound a bit of advice on evidence as one can find anywhere and what
we're asking you to do is, in effect, to provide visual evidence. To show us
the truth. And by sticking to the whole truth and nothing but the truth, each
one of you will establish the innocent. You will show us who couldn't have done
it. But don't fiddle with the facts. Please don't do that. Don't leave out
anything because you're afraid we may think it looks a bit fishy. We won't
think so if it's not. And what's more," he added and raised an eyebrow,
"I must remind you that any rearrangement would probably be spotted by
your fellow performers or your audience."
He
paused. Ernie broke into aimless laughter and his brothers shifted uneasily and
jangled their bells.
"Which
brings me," Alleyn went on, "to my second point. If at any stage of
this performance any one of you notices anything at all, however slight, that
is different from what you remember, you will please say so. There and then.
There'll be a certain amount of noise, I suppose, so you'll have to give a
clear signal. Hold up your hand. If you're a fiddler," Alleyn said and
nodded at Dr. Otterly, "stop fiddling and hold up your bow. If you're the
Hobby-Horse"—he glanced at Simon—"you can't hold up your hand, but
you can let out a yell, can't you?"
"Far
enough," Simon said. "Yipee!"
The
Andersens and the audience looked scandalized.
"And
similarly," Alleyn said, "I want any member of this very small
audience who notices any discrepancy to make it clear, at once, that he does
so. Sing out or hold up your hand. Do it there and then."
"Dulcie."
"Yes,
Aunt Akky?"
"Get
the gong."
"The
gong, Aunt Akky?"
"Yes.
The one I bought at that jumble-sale. And the hunting horn from the
gun-room."
"Very
well, Aunt Akky."
Dulcie
got up and went indoors.
"You,"
Dame Alice told Alleyn, "can bang if you want them to stop. I'll have the
horn."
Alleyn
said apologetically, "Thank you very much, but, as it happens, I've got a
whistle."
"Sam
can bang, then, if he notices anything."
The
Rector cleared his throat and said he didn't think he'd want to.
Alleyn,
fighting hard against this rising element of semi-comic activity, addressed
himself again to the performers.
"If
you hear my whistle," he said, "you will at once stop whatever you
may be doing. Now, is all this perfectly clear? Are there any questions?"
Chris
Andersen said loudly, "What say us chaps won't?"
"You
mean, won't perform at all?"
"Right.
What say we won't?"
"That'll
be that," Alleyn said coolly.
"Here!"
Dame Alice shouted, peering into the little group of men. "Who was that?
Who's talkin' about will and won't?"
They
shuffled and jangled.
"Come
on," she commanded. "Daniel! Who was it?"
Dan
looked extremely uncomfortable. Ernie laughed again and jerked his thumb at
Chris. "Good old Chrissie," he guffawed.
Big
Chris came tinkling forward. He stood at the foot of the steps and looked full
at Dame Alice.
"It
was me. then," he said. "Axcuse me, ma'am, it's our business whether
this affair goes on or don't. Seeing who it was that was murdered. We're his
sons."
"Pity
you haven't got his brains!" she rejoined. "You're a hot-headed,
blunderin' sort of donkey, Chris Andersen, and always have been. Be a sensible
feller, now, and don't go puttin' yourself in the wrong."
"What's
the sense of it?" Chris demanded. "How can we do what was done before
when there's no Fool? What's the good of it?"
"Anyone'd
think you wanted your father's murderer to go scot-free."
Chris
sank his head a little between his shoulders and demanded of Alleyn, "Will
it be brought up agin' us if we won't do it?"
Alleyn
said, "Your refusal will be noted. We can't use threats."
"Namby-pamby
nonsense," Dame Alice announced.
Chris
stood with his head bent.
Andy and Nat looked out of the corners of their eyes at Dan. Ernie did a
slight kicking step and roused his bells.
Dan
said, "As I look at it, there's no choice, souls. We'll dance."
"Good,"
Alleyn said. "Very sensible. We begin at the point where the Guiser
arrived in Mrs. Bünz’s car. I will ask Mrs. Bünz to go down to the car, drive
it up, park it where she parked it before and do exactly what she did the first
time. You will find a police constable outside, Mrs. Bünz, and he will
accompany you. The performers will wait offstage by the bonfire. Dr. Otterly
will come onstage and begin to play. Right, Mrs. Bünz?"
Mrs.
Bünz was blowing her nose. She nodded and turned away. She tramped out through
the side archway and disappeared.
Dan
made a sign to his brothers. They faced about and went tinkling across the
courtyard and through the centre archway. Ralph Stayne and Simon followed. The
watchers took up their appointed places and Dr. Otterly stepped out into the
courtyard and tucked his fiddle under his chin.
The
front door burst open and Dulcie staggered out bearing a hunting horn and a
hideous gong slung between two tusks. She stumbled and, in recovering, struck
the gong smartly with the horn. It gave out a single and extremely strident
note that echoed forbiddingly round the courtyard.
As if
this were an approved signal, Mrs. Bünz, half-way down the drive, started up
the engine of her car and Dr. Otterly gave a scrape on his fiddle.
"Well,"
Alleyn thought, "it's a rum go and no mistake but we're off."
Mrs.
Bünz’s car, with repeated blasts on the horn, churned in low gear up the drive
and turned to the right behind the curved wall. It stopped. There was a final
and prolonged hoot. Dr. Otterly lowered his bow. "This was when I went off
to see what was up," he • said.
"Right.
Do so, please."
He did
so, a rather lonely figure in the empty courtyard.
Mrs.
Bünz, followed by a constable, returned and stood just within the side
entrance. She was as white as a sheet and trembling.
"We
could hear the Guiser," Dame Alice informed them, "yellin'."
Nobody
was yelling this time. On the far side of the semi-circular wall, out of sight
of their audience and lit by the bonfire, the performers stood and stared at
each other. Dr. Otterly faced them. The police hovered anonymously. Mr. Fox,
placidly bespectacled, contemplated them all in turn. His notebook lay open on
his massive palm.
"This,"
he said, "is where the old gentleman arrived and found you"—he jabbed
a forefinger at Ernie— "dressed up for his part and young Bill dressed up
for yours. He grabbed his clothes off you"—another jab at Ernie—"and
got into them himself. And you changed with young Bill. Take all that as read.
What was said?"
Simon,
Dr. Otterly and Ralph Stayne all spoke together. Mr. Fox pointed his pencil at
Dr. Otterly. "Yes, thank you, Doctor?" he prompted.
"When
I came out," Dr. Otterly said, "he was roaring like a bull, but you
couldn't make head or tail of it. He got hold of Ernie and practically lugged
the clothes off him."
Ernie
swore comprehensively. "Done it to spite me," he said. "Old
bastard!"
"Was
any explanation given," Fox pursued, "about the note that had been
handed round saying Ernie could do it?"
There
was no answer. "Nobody," Fox continued, "spotted that it hadn't
been written about the dance but about that slasher there?"
Ernie,
meeting the flabbergasted gaze of his brothers, slapped his knees and roared
out, "I foxed the lot of you proper, I did. Not so silly as what I let on
to be, me!"
Nat
said profoundly, "You bloody great fool."
Ernie
burst into his high rocketing laugh.
Fox
held up his hand. "Shut up," he said and nodded to one of his men,
who came forward with the swords in a sacking bundle and gave them out to the
dancers.
Ernie
began to swing and slash with his sword.
"Where's
mine?" he demanded. "This'un's not mine. Mine's sharp."
"That'll
do, you," Fox said. "You're not having a sharp one this time. Places,
everyone. In the same order as before, if you please."
Dr.
Otterly nodded and went out through the archway into the arena.
"Now,"
Dulcie said, "they really begin, don't they, Aunt Akky?"
A
preliminary scrape or two and then the jiggling reiterative tune. Out through
the archway came Ernie, white-faced this time instead of black but wearing his
black cap and gloves. His movements at first were less flamboyant than they had
been on Wednesday, but perhaps he gathered inspiration from the fiddle, for they
soon became more lively. He pranced and curvetted and began to slash out with
his sword.
"This,
I take it, is whiffling," Alleyn said. "A kind of purification, isn't
it, Rector?"
"I
believe so. Yes."
Ernie
completed his round and stood to one side. His brothers came out at a run,
their bells jerking. Ernie joined them and they performed the Mardian Morris
together, wearing their bells and leaving their swords in a heap near Dr.
Otterly. This done they removed their bells and took up their swords. Ernie
threaded his red ribbon. They stared at each other and, furtively, at Alleyn.
Now
followed the entry of the hermaphrodite and the Hobby-Horse. Ralph Stayne's
extinguisher of a skirt, suspended from his armpits, swung and bounced.
His
man's jacket spread over it, His hat, half topper, half floral toque, was
jammed down over his forehead. The face beneath was incongruously grave.
"Crack's"
iron head poked and gangled monstrously on the top of its long canvas neck. The
cheese-shaped body swung rhythmically and its skirt trailed on the ground.
"Crack's" jaws snapped and its ridiculous rudiment of a tail twitched
busily. Together these two came prancing in.
Dulcie
again said, "Here comes 'Crack,'" and her great-aunt looked irritably
at her as if she too were bent on a complete pastiche.
"Crack"
finished his entry dead centre, facing the steps. A voice that seemed to have
no point of origin but to be merely there asked anxiously:
"I
say, sorry, but do you want all the fun and games?"
"Crack's"
neck opened a little, rather horridly, and Simon's face could be seen behind
the orifice.
"Everything,"
Alleyn said.
"Oh,
righty-ho. Look out, ladies, here I come," the voice said. The neck
closed. "Crack" swung from side to side as if the monster ogled its
audience and made up its mind where to hunt. Camilla moved closer to Trixie and
looked apprehensively from Alleyn to Ralph Stayne. Ralph signalled to her,
putting his thumb up as if to reassure her of his presence.
"Crack's"
jaws snapped. It began to make pretended forays upon an imaginary audience. Dr.
Otterly, still fiddling, moved nearer to Camilla and nodded to her
encouragingly. "Crack" darted suddenly at Camilla. She ran like a
hare before it, across the courtyard and into Ralph's arms. "Crack"
went off at the rear archway.
"Just
what they did before," Dulcie ejaculated. "Isn't it, Aunt Akky? Isn't
it, Sam?"
The
Rector murmured unhappily and Dame Alice said, "I do wish to goodness
you'd shut up, Dulcie."
"Well,
I'm sorry, Aunt Akky, but—ow!" Dulcie ejaculated.
Alleyn
had blown his whistle.
Dr.
Otterly stopped playing. The Andersen brothers turned their faces toward
Alleyn.
"One
moment," Alleyn said.
He
moved to the bottom step and turned a little to take in both the party of three
above him and the scattered groups in the courtyard.
"I
want a general check, here," he said. "Mrs. Bünz, are you satisfied
that so far this was exactly what happened?"
Bailey
had turned his torchlight on Mrs. Bünz. Her mouth was open. Her lips began to
move.
"I'm
afraid I can't hear you," Alleyn said. "Will you come a little
nearer?"
She
came very slowly towards him.
"Now,"
he said.
"Ja.
It is what was done."
"And
what happened next?"
She
moistened her lips. "There was the entry of the Fool," she said.
"What
did he do, exactly?"
She
made an odd and very ineloquent gesture.
"He
goes round," she said. "Round and round."
"And
what else does he do?"
"Aunt
Akky—"
"No,"
Alleyn said so strongly that Dulcie gave another little yelp. "I want Mrs.
Bünz to show us what he did."
Mrs.
Bünz was, as usual, much enveloped. As she moved forward, most reluctantly, a
stiffish breeze sprang up. She was involved in a little storm of billowing
handicraft.
In an
uncomfortable silence she jogged miserably | round the outside of the
courtyard, gave two or three 'dejected skips and came to a halt in front of the
steps. Dame Alice stared at her implacably and Dulcie gaped. The Rector looked
at his boots.
"That
is all," said Mrs. Bünz.
"You
have left something out," said Alleyn.
"I
do not remember everything," Mrs. Bünz said in |a strangulated voice.
"And I'll tell you why," Alleyn rejoined. "It is because you
have never seen what he did. Not even when you looked through the window of the
barn."
She put
her woolly hand to her mouth and stepped backwards.
"I'll
be bloody well danged!" Tom Plowman loudly ejaculated and was silenced by
Trixie.
Mrs.
Bünz said something that sounded like "—interests of scientific
research—"
"Nor,
I suggest, will you have seen what the Guiser did on his first entrance on
Wednesday night. Because on Wednesday night you left the arena at the point we
have now reached. Didn't you, Mrs. Bünz?"
She
only moved her head from side to side as if to assure herself that it was on
properly.
"Do
you say that's wrong?"
She
flapped her woollen paws and nodded.
"Yes,
but you know, Aunt Akky, she did"
"Hold
your tongue, Dulcie, do," begged her great-aunt.
"No,"
Alleyn said. "Not at all. I want to hear from Miss Mardian."
"Have
it your own way. It's odds on she don't know what she's talkin' about."
"Oh,"
Dulcie cried, "but I do. I said so to you, Aunt Akky. I said, 'Aunt Akky,
do look at the German woman going away.' I said so to Sam. Didn't I, Sam?"
The
Rector, looking startled and rather guilty, said to Alleyn, "I believe she
did."
"And
what was Mrs. Bünz doing, Rector?"
"She—actually—I
really had quite forgotten,—she was going out."
"Well,
Mrs. Bünz?"
Mrs. Bünz
now spoke with the air of a woman who has had time to make up her mind.
"I
had unexpected occasion," she said, choosing her words, "to absent
myself. Delicacy," she added, "excuses me from further cobbent."
"Rot,"
said Dame Alice.
Alleyn
said, "And when did you come back?"
She
answered quickly, "During the first part of the sword-dance." •’
"Why
didn't you tell me all this yesterday when we had such difficulty over the
point?"
To that
she had nothing to say.
Alleyn
made a signal with his hand and Fox, who stood hi the rear archway, turned to
"Crack" and said something inaudible. They came forward together.
"Mr.
Begg," Alleyn called out, "will you take your harness off, if you
please?"
"What
say? Oh, righty-ho," said Simon's voice. There was a strange and uncanny
upheaval. "Crack's" neck collapsed and the iron head retreated after
it into the cylindrical body. The whole frame tilted on its rim and presently
Simon appeared.
"Good.
Now, I suggest that on Wednesday evening, while you waited behind the wall at
the back, you took off your harness as you have just done here."
Simon
began to look resigned. "And I suggest," Alleyn went on, "that
when you, Mrs. Bünz, left the arena by the side arch, you went round behind the
walls and met Mr. Begg at the back."
Mrs.
Bünz flung up her thick arms hi a gesture of defeat.
Simon
said clumsily, "Not to worry, Mrs. B.," and dropped his hands on her
shoulders.
She
screamed out, "Don't touch me!"
Alleyn
said, "Your shoulders are sore, aren't they? But then 'Crack's' harness is
very heavy, of course."
After
that, Mrs. Bünz had nothing to say.
A
babble of astonishment had broken out on the steps and a kind of suppressed
hullabaloo among the Andersens.
Ernie
shouted, "What did I tell you, then, chaps? I said it was a wumman what
done it, didn't I? No good comes of it when a wumman mixes 'erself up in this
gear. Not it. Same as curing hams," he astonishingly added. "Keep 'em
out when it's men's gear, same as the old bastard said."
"Ah,
shut up, Corp. Shut your trap, will you?" Simon said wearily.
"Very
good, sir," Ernie shouted and flung himself into a salute.
Alleyn
said, "Steady now, and attend to me. I imagine that you, Begg, accepted a
sum of money from Mrs. Bünz in consideration of her being allowed to stand-in
as 'Crack' during the triple sword-dance. You came off after your tearing act
and she met you behind the wall near die bonfire and you put your harness on
her and away she went. I think that, struck by the happy coincidence of names,
you probably planked whatever money she gave you, and I daresay a whole lot
more, on Teutonic Dancer by Subsidize out of Substitution. The gods of chance
are notoriously unscrupulous and, without deserving in the least to do so, you
won a packet."
Simon
grinned and then looked as if he wished he hadn't. He said, "How can you
be so sure you haven't been handed a plateful of duff gen?"
"I
can be perfectly sure. Do you know what the Guiser's bits of dialogue were in
the performance?"
"No,"
Simon said. "I don't. He always mumbled whatever it was. Mrs. B. asked me,
as a matter of fact, and I told her I didn't know."
Alleyn
turned to the company at large.
"Did
any of you ever tell Mrs. Bünz anything about what was said?"
Chris
said angrily, "Not bloody likely."
"Very
well. Mrs. Bünz repeated a phrase of the dialogue in conversation with me. A
phrase that I'm sure she heard with immense satisfaction for the first time on
Wednesday night. That's why you bribed Mr. Begg to let you take his part,
wasn't it, Mrs. Bünz? You were on the track of a particularly sumptuous
fragment of folklore. You didn't dance, as you were meant to do, round the edge
of the arena. Disguised as 'Crack,' you got as dose as you could to the Guiser
and you listened in."
Alleyn
hesitated for a moment and then quoted, "'Betty to lover me.' Do you
remember how it goes on?"
"I
answer nothing."
Then
I'm afraid I must ask you to act." He fished in his pockets and pulled out
the bandages and two handfuls of linen. "These will do to pad your
shoulders. Well get Dr. Otterly to fix them."
"What
will you make me do?"
"Only
what you did on Wednesday."
Chris
shouted violently, "Doan't let 'er. Keep the woman out of it. Doan't let
'er."
Dan
said, "And so I say. If that's what happened 'twasn't right and never will
be. Once was too many, let alone her doing it again deliberate."
"Hold
hard, chaps," Andy said, with much less than his usual modesty. "This
makes a bit of differ, all the same. None of us knew about this, did we?"
He jerked his head at Ernie. "Only young Ern seemingly. He knew the woman
done this on us? Didn't you, Ern?"
"Keep
your trap shut, Corp," Simon advised him.
"Very
good, sir."
Chris
suddenly roared at Simon, "You leave Ern alone, you, Simmy-Dick. You lay
off of him, will you? Reckon you're no better nor a damned traitor, letting a
woman in on the Five Sons."
"So
he is, then," Nat said. "A bloody traitor. Don't you heed him,
Ern."
"Ah,
put a sock in it, you silly clots," Simon said disgustedly. "Leave
the poor sod alone. You don't know what you're talking about. Silly
bastards!"
Dan,
using a prim voice, said, "Naow! Naow! Language!"
They
all glanced self-consciously at Dame Alice.
It had
been obvious to Alleyn that behind him Dame Alice was getting up steam. She now
let it off by means literally of an attenuated hiss. The Andersens stared at
her apprehensively.
She
went for them with a mixture of arrogance and essential understanding that must
derive, Alleyn thought, from a line of coarse, aristocratic, overbearing
landlords. She was the Old Englishwoman not only of Surtees but of Fielding and
Wycherley and Johnson: a bully and a harridan, but one who spoke with
authority. The Andersens listened to her, without any show of servility but
rather with the air of men who recognize a familiar voice among foreigners. She
had only one thing to say to them and it was to the effect that if they didn't
perform she, the police and everyone else would naturally conclude they had
united to make away with their father. She ended abruptly with an order to get
on with it before she lost patience. Chris still refused to go on, but his
brothers, after a brief consultation, overruled him.
Fox,
who had been writing busily, exchanged satisfied glances with his chief.
Alleyn
said, "Now, Mrs. Bünz, are you ready?"
Dr.
Otterly had been busy with the bandages and the pads of linen, which now rested
on Mrs. Bünz’s shoulders like a pair of unwieldy epaulets.
"You're
prepared, I see," Alleyn said, "to help us."
"I
have not said."
Ernie
suddenly bawled out, "Don't bloody well let 'er. There'll be
trouble."
"That'll
do," Alleyn said, and Ernie was silent "Well, Mrs. Bünz?"
She
turned to Simon. Her face was the colour of lard and she smiled horridly.
"Wing-Commander Begg, you, as much as I, are implicated in this idle
prank. Should I repeat?"
Simon
took her gently round the waist. "I don't see why not, Mrs. B.," he
said. "You be a good girl and play ball with the cops. Run along,
now."
He gave
her a facetious pat. "Very well," she said and produced a sort of
laugh. "After all, why dot?"
So she
went out by the side archway and Simon by the centre one. Dr. Otterly struck up
his fiddle again.
It was
the tune that had ushered in the Fool. Dr. Ot
terly
played the introduction and, involuntarily, performers and audience alike
looked at the rear archway, where on Sword Wednesday the lonely figure hi its
dolorous mask had appeared. The archway gaped enigmatically upon the night.
Smoke from the bonfire drifted across the background and occasional sparks
crossed it like fireflies. It had an air of expectancy.
"But
this time there won't be a Fool," Dulcie pointed out. "Will there,
Aunt Akky?"
Dame
Alice had opened her mouth to speak. It remained open, but no voice came out.
The Rector ejaculated sharply and rose from his chair. A thin, shocking sound,
half laughter and half scream, wavered across the courtyard. It had been made
by Ernie and was echoed by Trixie.
Through
the smoke, as if it had been evolved from same element, came the white figure:
jog, jog, get-clearer every second. Through the archway and into the arena: a
grinning mask, lump arms, a bauble on a stick, and bent legs.
Dr.
Otterly, after an astonished discord, went into the refrain of "Lord
Mardian's Fancy." Young Bill, in the character of the Fool, began to jog
round the courtyard. It was as if a clockwork toy had been re-wound.
Alleyn
joined Fox by the rear archway. From here he could still see the Andersens. The
four elder brothers were reassuring each other. Chris looked angry, and the
others mulish and affronted. But Ernie's mouth gaped and his hands twitched and
he watched the Fool like a fury. Offstage, through the archway, Alleyn was able
to see Mrs. Bünz’s encounter with Simon. She came round the outside curve of
the wall and he met her at the bonfire. He began to explain sheepishly to
Alleyn.
"We'd
fixed it up like this," Simon said. "I met her here. We'd plenty of
tune."
"Why
on earth didn't you tell us the whole of this ridiculous story at once?"
Alleyn asked.
Simon
mumbled, "I don't expect you to credit it, but I was cobs with the boys.
They're a good shower of bods. I knew how they'd feel if it ever got out. And,
, anyway, it doesn't look so hot, does it? For all I knew you might get
thinking things."
"What
sort of things?"
"Well,
you know. With murder about"
"You
have been an ass," Alleyn said.
"I
wouldn't have done it, only I wanted the scratch like hell." He added
impertinently, "Come to that, why didn't you tell us you were going to rig
up an understudy? Nasty jolt he gave us, didn't he, Mrs. B.? Come on, there's a
big girl. Gently does it."
Mrs.
Bünz, who seemed to be shattered into acquiescence, sat on the ground. He
tipped up the great cylinder of "Crack's" body, exposing the heavy
shoulder straps under the canvas top and the buckled harness. He lowered it
gently over Mrs. Bünz. "Arms through the leathers," he said.
The
ringed canvas neck, which lay concertinaed on the top of the cylinder, now
swelled at the base. Simon leant over and adjusted it and Mrs. Bünz’s pixie cap
appeared through the top. He lifted the head on its flexible rod and then
introduced the rod into the neck. "Here it comes," he said. Mrs.
Bünz’s hands could be seen grasping the end of the rod.
"It
fits into a socket in the harness," Simon explained. The head now stood
like some monstrous blossom on a thin stalk above the body. Simon drew up the
canvas neck. The pixie cap disappeared. The top of the neck was made fast to
the head and Mrs. Bünz contemplated the world through a sort of window in the
canvas.
"The
hands are free underneath," Simon said, "to work the tail
string." He grinned. "And to have a bit of the old woo if you catch
your girlie. I didn't, worse luck. There you are. The Doc's just coming up with
the tune for the first sword-dance. On you go, Mrs. B. Not to worry. We don't
believe in spooks, do we?"
And
Mrs. Bünz, subdued to the semblance of a prehistoric bad dream, went through
the archway to take part in the Mardian Sword Dance.
Simon
squatted down by the bonfire and reached for a burning twig to light his
cigarette.
"Poor
old B.," he said, looking after Mrs. Bünz. "But, still."
Camilla
had once again run away from the Hobby into Ralph Stayne's arms and once again
he stayed beside her.
She had
scarcely recovered from the shock of the Fool's entrance and kept looking into
Ralph's face to reassure herself. She found his great extinguisher of a skirt
and his queer bi-sexual hat rather off-putting. She kept remembering stories
Trixie had told her of how in earlier times the Betties had used the skirt They
had popped it over village girls, Trixie said, and had grabbed hold of them
through the slits in the sides and carried them away. Camilla would have jeered
at herself heartily if she had realized that, even though Ralph had only
indulged in a modified form of this piece of horseplay, she intensely disliked
the anecdote. Perhaps it was because Trixie had related it
She
looked at Ralph now and, after the habit of lovers, made much of the qualities
she thought she saw hi him. His mouth was set and his eyebrows were drawn
together in a scowl. "He's terribly sensitive, really," Camilla told herself.
"He's hating this business as much hi his way as I am hi mine. And,"
she thought, "I daresay he's angryish because I got such an awful shock
when whoever it is came in like the Guiser, and I daresay he's even angrier
because Simon Begg chased me again." This thought cheered her immensely.
They
watched young Bill doing his version of his grandfather's first entry and the
ceremonial trot round the courtyard. He repeated everything quite correctly and
didn't forget to slap the dolmen with his clown's bauble.
"And
that's what Mrs. Bünz didn't know about," Ralph muttered. "Who is
it?" Camilla wondered. "He knows it all, 'doesn't he? It's
horrible."
"It's
that damned young Bill," Ralph muttered. "There's nobody else who
does know. By Heaven, when I get hold of him—"
Camilla
said. "Darling, you don't think—?"
He
turned his head and looked steadily at Camilla for a moment before answering
her.
"T
don't know what to think." he said at last. "But I know damn, well
that if the Guiser had spotted Mrs. Bünz dressed up as 'Crack' he'd have gone
for her like a fury."
"But
nothing happened" Camilla said. "I stood here and T looked and
nothing happened."
"I
know," he said.
"Well,
then—how? Was he carried off? Or something?" Ralph shook his head.
Dr.
Otterly had struck up a bouncing introduction. The Five Sons, who had removed
their bells, took up their swords and came forward into position. And through
the central archway jogged the Hobby-Horse, moving slowly.
"Here
she comes," Camilla said. "You'd never guess, would you?"
Alleyn
and Fox reappeared and stood inside the archway. Beyond them, lit by the
bonfire, was Simon.
The
Sons began the first part of the triple sword-dance.
They
had approached their task with a lowering and reluctant air. Alleyn wondered if
there was going to be a joint protest about the re-enacI’ment of the Fool.
Ernie hadn't removed his gaze from the dolorous mask. His eyes were
unpleasantly brilliant and his face glistened with sweat. He came forward with
his brothers and had an air of scarcely knowing what he was about. But there
was some compulsion in the music. They had been so drilled by their father and
so used to executing their steps with a leap and a flourish that they were
unable to dance with less than the traditional panache. They were soon hard at
it, neat and vigorous, rising lightly and coming down hard. The ring of steel
was made. Each man grasped his successor's sword by its red ribbon. The lock,
or knot, was formed. Dan raised it aloft to exhibit it and it glittered in the
torchlight Young Bill approached and looked at the knot as if at his reflection
in a glass.
A
metallic rumpus broke out on the steps. It was Dame Alice indulging in a wild
cachinnation on her hunting horn.
Dr.
Otterly lowered his bow. The dancers, the Betty and the Hobby-Horse were
motionless.
"Yes,
Dame Alice?" Alleyn asked.
"The
Hobby ain't close enough," she said. "Nothin' like. It kept sidlin'
up to William. D'you 'gree?" she barked at the Rector.
"I
rather think it did."
"What
does everybody else say to this?" Alleyn asked.
Dr.
Otterly said he remembered noticing that "Crack" kept much closer
than usual to the Fool.
"So
do I," Ralph said. "Undoubtedly it did. Isn't that right?" he
added, turning to the Andersens.
"So
'tis, then, Mr. Ralph," Dan said. "I kind of seed it was there when
we was hard at it dancing. And afterwards, in all the muck-up, I reckon I
forgot. Right?" He appealed to his brothers.
"Reckon
so," they said, glowering at the Hobby, and Chris added angrily,
"Prying and sneaking and none of us with the sense to know. What she done
it for?"
"In
order to hear what the Fool said when he looked in the 'glass'?" Alleyn
suggested. "Was it, Mrs. Bünz?" he shouted, standing over the Hobby-Horse
and peering at its neck. "Did you go close because you wanted to
hear?"
A
muffled sound came through the neck. The great head swayed in a grotesque nod.
“‘Once
for a looker,'" Alleyn quoted, “‘and all must agreeIIf I bashes the
looking-glass so I'll go free.' Was that what he said?"
The
head nodded again.
"Stand
closer then, Mrs. Bünz. Stand as you did on Wednesday."
The
Hobby-Horse stood closer.
"Go
on," Alleyn said. "Go on, Fool."
Young
Bill, using both hands, took the knot of swords by the hilts and dashed it to
the ground. Dr. Otterly struck up again, the Sons retrieved their swords and
began the second part of the dance, which was an exact repetition of the first
They now had the air of being fiercely dedicated. Even Ernie danced with
concentration, though he continually threw glances of positive hatred at the
Fool
And the
Hobby-Horse stood close.
It
swayed and fidgeted as if the being at its centre was uneasy. Once, as the head
moved, Alleyn caught a glimpse of eyes behind the window in its neck.
The
second sword-knot was made and exhibited by Dan. Then young Bill leant his mask
to one side and mimed the writing of the Will and the offer of the Will to the
Sons.
Alleyn
quoted again:
"'Twice
for a Testament. Read it and seeIIf you look at the leavings then so I'll go
free'"
The
Betty drew nearer. The Hobby and the Betty now stood right and left of the
dolmen.
The
Sons broke the knot and began the third part of the dance.
To the
party of three on the steps, to the watching audience and the policemen and to
Camilla, who looked on with a rising sensation of nausea, it seemed as if the
Five Sons now danced on a crescendo that thudded like a quickening pulse
towards its climax.
For the
last and the third time their swords were interlaced and Dan held them aloft.
The Fool was hi his place behind the dolmen, the hermaphrodite and the horse
stood like crazy acolytes to left and right of the stone. Dan lowered the knot
of swords to the level of the Fool's head. Each of the Sons laid hold of his
own sword-hilt. The fiddling stopped.
"I
can't look," Camilla thought and then, "But that's not how it was.
They've gone wrong again."
At the
same time the gong, the hunting horn and Alleyn's whistle sounded. Ralph
Stayne, Tom Plowman and Trixie all held up their hands and Dr. Otterly raised
his bow.
It was
the Hobby-Horse again. It should, they said, have been close behind the Fool,
who was now leaning across the dolmen towards the sword-lock.
Very
slowly the Hobby moved behind the Fool.
"And
then," Alleyn said, "came the last verse. 'Here comes the rappers to
send me to bedIThey'll rapper my head off and then I'll be dead: Now."
Young
Bill leant over the dolmen and thrust his head with its rabbit-cap and mask
into the lock of swords. There he was, grinning through a steel halter.
"Betty
to lover me Hobby to cover me If you cut off my head I'll rise from the
dead."
The
swords flashed and sang. The rabbit head dropped on the dolmen. The Fool slid
down behind the stone out of sight.
"Go
on," Alleyn said. He stood beside the Hobby-Horse. The Fool lay at their
feet. Alleyn pointed at Ralph Stayne. "It's your turn," he said.
"Go on."
Ralph
said apologetically, "I can't very well without any audience."
"Why
not?"
"It
was an ad lib. It depended on the audience."
"Never
mind. You've got Mr. Plowman and Trixie and a perambulation of police. Imagine
the rest."
"It's
so damn' silly." Ralph muttered.
"Oh,
get on," Dame Alice ordered. "What's the matter with the boy!"
From
the folds of his crate-like skirt Ralph drew out a sort of ladle that hung on a
string from his waist. Rather half-heartedly he made a circuit of the courtyard
and mimed the taking up of a collection.
"That's
all," he said and came to a halt
Dame
Alice tooted, Dulcie banged the gong and Chris Andersen shouted, "No, it
bean't all, neither."
"I
mean it's all of that bit," Ralph said to Alleyn,
"What
comes next? Keep going."
With
rather bad grace he embarked on his fooling. He flirted his crinoline and ran
at two or three of the stolidly observant policemen.
His
great-aunt shouted, "Use yer skirt, boy!"
Ralph
made a sortie upon a large officer and attempted without success to throw the
crinoline over his head.
"Yah!"
jeered his great-aunt "Go for a little 'un. Go for the gel."
This
was Trixie.
She
smiled broadly at Ralph. "Come on, then, Mr. Ralph. I doan't mind,"
said Trixie.
Camilla
turned away quickly. The Andersens stared, bright-eyed, at Ralph.
Alleyn
said, "Obviously the skirt business only works if the victim's very short
and slight. Suppose we resurrect the Fool for the moment."
Young
Bill got up from behind the dolmen. Ralph ran at him and popped the crinoline
over his head. The crinoline heaved and bulged. It was not difficult, Alleyn
thought, to imagine the hammer blows of bucolic wit that this performance must
have inspired hi the less inhibited days of Merrie England.
"Will
that do?" Ralph asked ungraciously.
"Yes,"
Alleyn said. "Yes, I think it will."
Young
Bill rolled out from under the rim of the crinoline and again lay down between
dolmen and "Crack."
"Go
on," Alleyn said. "Next."
Ralph
set his jaw and prepared grimly for a revival of his Ernie-baiting. Ernie immediately
showed signs of resenI’ment and of wishing to anticipate the event.
"Not
this time yer won't," he said showing his teeth and holding his sword
behind him. "Not me. I know a trick worth two nor that."
This
led to a general uproar.
At last
when the blandishments of his brothers, Dame Alice's fury, Alleyn's patience
and the sweet reasonableness of Dr. Otterly had all proved fruitless, Alleyn
fetched Simon from behind the wall.
"Will
you," he said, "get him to stand facing his brothers and holding his
sword by the ribbons, which, I gather, is what he did originally?"
"I'll
give it a whirl if you say so, but don't depend on it. He's blowing up for
trouble, is the Corp."
"Try."
"Roger.
But he may do anything. Hey! Corp!"
He took
Ernie by the arm and murmured wooingly in his ear. Ernie listened but, when it
came to the point, remained truculent. "No bloody fear," he said. He
pulled away from Simon and turned on Ralph. "You keep off."
"Sorry,"
Simon muttered. "N.b.g."
"Oh,
well," Alleyn said. "You go back, will you?"
Simon
went back.
Alleyn
had a word with Ralph, who listened without any great show of enthusiasm but
nodded agreement. Alleyn went up to Ernie.
He
said, "Is that the sword you were making such a song about? The one you
had on Wednesday?"
"Not
it," Ernie said angrily. "This'un's a proper old blunt 'un. Mine's a
whiffler, mine is. So sharp's a knife."
"You
must have looked pretty foolish when the Betty took it off you."
"No,
I did not, then."
"How
did he get it? If it's so sharp why didn't he cut his hand?"
"You
mind your own bloody business."
"Come
on, now. He ordered you to give it to him and you handed it over like a good
little boy."
Ernie's
response to this was furious and unprintable.
Alleyn
laughed. "All right. Did he smack your hand or what? Come on."
"He
wouldn't of took it," Ernie spluttered, "if I'd seen. He come
sneaking up be'ind when I worn't noticing, like. Didn't you?" he demanded
of Ralph. "If I'd held thik proper you wouldn't 'ave done it"
"Oh,"
Alleyn said offensively. "And bow did yon hold it? Like a lady's
parasol?"
Ernie
glared at him. A stillness had fallen over the courtyard. The bonfire could be
heard crackling cheerfully beyond the wall. Very deliberately Ernie reversed
his sword and swung it by the scarlet cord that was threaded through the tip.
"Now!" Alleyn shouted and Ralph pounced. "Crack" screamed:
a shrill wavering
cry. Mrs. Bünz’s voice could be
heard within, protesting, apparently, in German, and the Hobby, moving
eccentrically and very fast, turned and bolted through the archway at the rear.
At the same time Ralph, with the sword in one hand and his crinoline gathered
up in the other, fled before the enraged Ernie. Round and round the courtyard
they ran. Ralph dodged and feinted, Ernie roared and doubled and stumbled after
him. But Alleyn didn't wait to see the chase. He ran after the Hobby. Through
the archway he ran and there behind the old wall in the light of the bonfire
was "Crack," the Hobby-Horse, plunging and squealing in the strangest
manner. Its great cylinder of a body swung and tilted. Its skirt swept the
muddy ground, its canvas top bulged and its head gyrated wildly. Fox and three of his men stood
by and watched. There was a
final mammoth upheaval. The whole structure tipped and fell over. Mrs. Bünz,
terribly dishevelled, bolted out and was caught by Fox.
She
left behind her the strangest travesty of the Fool. His clown's face was awry
and his pajama jacket in rags. His hands were scratched and he was covered in
mud. He stepped out of the wreckage of "Crack" and took off his mask.
"Nice
work, young Bill," Alleyn said. "And that, my , hearties, is how the
Guiser got himself killed.”
There
was no time for Mrs. Bünz or Simon to remark upon this statement. Mrs. Bünz
whimpered in the protective custody of Mr. Fox. Simon scratched his head and
stared uncomfortably at young Bill.
And
young Bill, for his part, as if to dear his head, first shook it, then lowered
it and finally dived at Simon and began to pummel his chest with both fists.
Simon
shouted, "Hey! What the hell!" and grabbed the boy's wrists.
Simultaneously
Ernie came plunging through the archway from the arena.
"Where
is 'e?" Ernie bawled. "Where the hell is the bastard?"
He saw
Simon with the Fool's figure in his grip. A terrible stillness came upon them
all.
Then
Ernie opened his mouth indecently wide and yelled, "Let 'im have it, then.
I'll finish 'im."
Simon
loosed his hold as if to free himself rather than his captive. The boy in
Fool's clothing fell to the ground and lay there, mask upwards. Ernie stumbled
towards him. Alleyn and the three Yard men moved in.
"Leave
'im to me!" Ernie said.
"You
clot," Simon said. "Shut your great trap, you bloody clot. Corp! Do
you hear me? Corp!"
Ernie
looked at his own hands.
"I've
lost my whiffler. Where's 'tother job?"
He
turned to the wall and saw the charred slasher. "Ar!" he said.
"There she is." He grabbed it, turned and swung it up. Alleyn and one
of his men held him.
"Lemme
go," he said, struggling. "I got my orders. Lemme go."
Mrs.
Bünz screamed briefly and shockingly.
"What
orders?"
"My
Wing-Commander's orders. Will I do it again, sir? Will I do it, like you told
me? Again?" Looking larger than human in the smoke of the bonfire, five
men moved forward. They closed in about Simon.
Alleyn
stood in front of him.
"Simon
Richard Begg," he said, "I am going to ask you for a statement, but
before I do so I must warn you—"
Simon's
hand flashed. Alleyn caught the blow on his forearm instead of on his throat.
"Not again," he said.
It was
well that there were five men to tackle Simon. He was experienced in unarmed
combat and he was a natural killer.
CHAPTER
THIRTEEN: The Swords Go In
"He's
a natural killer," Alleyn said. "This is the first time, as far as we
know, that it's happened since he left off being a professional. If it is the
first time it's because until last Wednesday nobody had happened to annoy him
in just the way that gingers up his homicidal reflexes."
"Yes,
but fancy!" Dulcie said, coming in with a steaming grog tray. "He had
such a good war record. You know he came down in a parachute and killed
quantities of Germans with his bare hands all at once and escaped and got
decorated."
"Yes,"
Alleyn said drily, "he's had lots of practice. He told us about that. That
was the last time."
"D'you
meantersay," Dame Alice asked, handing Alleyn a bottle of rum and a
corkscrew, "that he killed Will'm Andersen out of temper and nothin'
else?"
"Out
of an accumulation of spleen and frustrated ambition and on a snap assessment
of the main chance."
"Draw
that cork and begin at the beginnin'."
"Aunt
Akky, shouldn't you have a rest—"
"No."
Alleyn
drew the cork. Dame Alice poured rum and boiling water into a saucepan and
began to grind up nutmeg. "Slice the lemons," she ordered Fox.
Dr.
Otterly said, "Frustrated ambition because of Copse Forge and the filling
station?"
"That's
it"
"Otters,
don't interrupt."
"I
daresay," Alleyn said, "he'd thought often enough that if he could
hand the old type the big chop, and get by, he'd give it a go. The boys were in
favour of his scheme, remember, and he wanted money very badly."
"But he didn't plan this thing?"
Dr. Otterly interjected and added, "Sorry, Dame Alice."
"No,
no. He only planned the substitution of Mrs. Bum as 'Crack' and she gave him,
she now tells us, thirty pounds for the job and bought a car from him into the
bargain. He'd taken charge of 'Crack' and left the thing in the back of her
car. She actually crept out when the pub was bedded down for the night and put
it on to see if she could support the weight. They planned the whole thing very
carefully. What happened was this: at the end of his girl-chase he went
offstage and put Mrs. Bünz into 'Crack's' harness. She went on for the triple
sword-dance and was meant to come off in time for him to change back before the
finale. La Belle Bünz, however, hell-bent on picking up a luscious morsel of
folksy dialogue, edged up as close to the dolmen as she could get. She thought
she was quite safe. The tar-daubed skirts of the Hobby completely hid her. Or
almost completely."
"Completely.
No almost about it," Dame Alice said. "I couldn't see her feet"
"No.
But you would have seen them if you'd lain down hi a shallow depression hi the
ground a few inches away from her. As the Guiser did."
"Hold
the pot over the fire for a bit, one of you. Go on."
"The
Guiser, from his worm's viewpoint, recognized her. There she was, looming over
him, with 'Crack's' carcass probably covering the groove where he lay and her
rubber overshoes and hairy skirts showing every time she moved. He reached up
and grabbed her. She screamed at the top of her voice and you all thought it
was Begg trying to neigh. The Guiser was a very small man and a very strong
one. He pinioned her arms to her body, kept his head down and ran her
off."
"That
was when Ralph pinched Ernie's sword?" Dr. Otterly ventured.
"That's
it. Once offstage, while he was still, as it were, tented up with her, the
Guiser hauled her out of 'Crack's' harness. He was gibbering with temper. As
soon as he was free, a matter of seconds, he turned on Begg, who, of course,
was waiting there for her. The Guiser went for Begg like a fury. It was over in
a flash. Mrs. Bünz saw Begg hit him across the throat. It's a well-known blow
hi unarmed combat, and it's deadly. She also saw Ernie come charging offstage
without his whiffler and in a roaring rage himself. Then she bolted.
"What
happened after that, Ernie demonstrated for us to-night. He saw his god fell
the Guiser. Ernie was in a typical epileptic's rage and, as usual, the focal
point of his rage was his father—the Old Man, who had killed his dog, frustrated
his god's plans and snatched the role of Fool away from Ernie himself at the
last moment. He was additionally inflamed by the loss of his sword.
"But
the slasher was there. He'd sharpened it and brought it up himself and he
grabbed it as soon as he saw it.
"He
said to-night that he was under orders and I'm sure he was. Begg saw a quick
way out. He said something like this: 'He tried to kill me. Get him, Corp!' And
Ernie, his mind seething with a welter of emotions and superstitions, did what
he'd done to the aggressive gander earlier that day."
"Gracious!
Aunt Akky, fancy! ErnieI" "Very nasty," said Mr. Fox, who was
holding the saucepan of punch over the drawing-room fire.
"A
few moments later, Ralph Stayne came out with Ernie's whiffler. He found Ernie
and he found 'Crack,' squatting there, he says, like a great broody hen. Begg
was hiding the decapitated Guiser with the only shield available—'Crack.'
"He
told Stayne that Ernie was upset and he'd better leave him alone. Stayne
returned the whiffler and went on round the wall to the O.P. entrance.
"Begg
knew that if the body was found where it lay Stayne would remember how he saw
him squatting there. He did the only thing possible. He sent Ernie back to the
arena, threw the slasher on the fire and overturned the drum of tar to
obliterate any traces of blood. It caught fire. Then he hitched 'Crack's'
harness over his own shoulders and returned to the arena. He carried the body
in his arms and held the head by the strings of its bag-like mask, both ends of
which became bloodstained. All this under cover of the great canvas body.
"At
this time the final dance was in progress and the Five Sons were between their
audience and the dolmen. 'Crack' was therefore masked by the stone and the dancers.
Not that he needed any masking. He dropped the body—laid it, like an egg, in
the depression behind the dolmen. This accounts for the state it was in when
the Andersens found it. Begg leapt with suspicious alacrity at my suggestion
that he might have tripped over it or knocked it with the edge of 'Crack's'
harness."
"Oh,
dear, Aunt Akky!"
"He
was careful to help with the removal of the body in order to account for any
bloodstains on his clothes. When I told him we would search his clothes for bloodstains,
he made his only mistake. His vanity tripped him up. He told us the story of
his ferocious exploit in Germany and how, if a man was killed as the Guiser was
supposed to have been killed, his assailant would be covered in blood. Of
course we knew that, but the story told us that Begg had once been involved in
unarmed combat with an old peasant and that he had been saved by one of his own
men. A hedge-slasher had been involved in that story, too."
Alleyn
glanced at Dame Alice and Dulcie. "Is this altogether too beastly for
you?" he asked.
"Absolutely
ghastly," Dulcie said. "Still," she added in a hurry, "I'd
rather know."
"Don't
be 'fleeted, Dulcie. 'Course you would. So'd I. Go on," Dame Alice
ordered.
"There's
not much more to tell. Begg hadn't time to deliberate, but he hoped, of course,
that with all those swords about it would be concluded that the thing was done
when the Guiser lay behind the dolmen. He and Dr. Otterly were the only two
performers who would be at once ruled out if this theory were accepted. He's completely
callous. I don't suppose he minded much who might be accused, though he must
have known that the only two who would really look likely would be Ernie, with
the sharp sword, and Ralph Stayne, who pinched it and made great play slashing
it round."
"But
he stuck up for Ernie," Dr. Otterly said. "All through. Didn't
he?"
Fox
sighed heavily. Dame Alice pointed to a magnificent silver punch bowl that was
blackening in the smoke on the hearth. He poured the fragrant contents of the
saucepan into it and placed it before her.
Alleyn
said, "Begg wanted above all things to prevent us finding out about Ernie
and the slasher. Once we had an inkling that the Guiser was killed offstage his
improvised plan would go to pot. We would know that he was offstage and must
have been present. He would be able, of course, to say that Ernie killed the
Guiser and that he himself, wearing 'Crack's' harness, was powerless to stop
him. But there was no knowing how Ernie would behave: Ernie filled with zeal
and believing he had saved his god and wiped out that father-figure who so
persistently reappeared, always to Begg's and Ernie's undoing. Moreover, there
was Mrs. Bünz, who had seen Begg strike his blow, though she didn't realize he
had struck to kill. He fixed Mrs. Bünz by telling her that we suspected her and
that there was a lot of feeling against her as a German. Now he's been
arrested, she's come across with a full statement and will give evidence."
"What'll
happen?" Dame Alice asked, beginning to ladle out her punch.
"Oh,"
Alleyn said, "we've a very groggy case, you know. We've only got the
undeniable fact, based on medical evidence, that he was dead before Ernie
struck. Moreover, in spite of Ernie, there may, with luck, be evidence of the
actual injury."
"Larynx,"
Dr. Otterly said.
"Exactly."
"What,"
Dr. Otterly asked, "will he plead?"
"His
counsel may plump for self-defence: the Guiser went for him and his old
unarmed-combat training took over. He defended himself instinctively."
"Mightn't
it be true?"
"The
Guiser," Alleyn said, "was a very small and very old man. But, as far
as that goes, I think Begg's training did re-assert itself. Tickle a dog's ribs
and it scratches itself. There's Begg's temperament, make-up and experience.
There are his present financial doldrums; there are his prospects if he can
start his petrol station. There's the Guiser, standing hi his path. The Guiser
comes at him like an old fury. Up goes the arm, in goes the edge of the hand.
It was unpremeditated, but in my opinion he hit to kill."
"Will
he get off?" Dr. Otterly asked.
"How
the bloody hell should I know!" Alleyn said with some violence.
"Sorry, Dame Alice."
"Have
some punch," said Dame Alice. She looked up at him out of her watery old
eyes. "You're an odd sort of feller," she remarked. "Anybody'd
think you were squeamish."
Ralph
took Camilla to call on his great-aunt.
"We'll
have to face it sooner or later," he said, "and so will she."
"I
can't pretend I'm looking forward to it."
"Darling,
she'll adore you. In two minutes she'll adore you."
"Come
off it, my sweet."
Ralph
beamed upon his love and untied the string that secured the wrought-iron gates.
"Those
geese!" Camilla said.
They
were waiting in a solid phalanx.
"I'll
protect you. They know me."
"And
the two bulls on the skyline. The not very distant skyline."
"Dear
old boys, I assure you. Come on." "Up the Campions!" Camilla said.
"If not the Andersens."
"Up,
emphatically, the Andersens," Ralph said and held out his hand.
She
went through the gates.
The
geese did menacing things with then- necks. Ralph shook his stick and they
hissed back at him.
"Perhaps,
darling, if you hurried and I held them at bay—"
Camilla
panted up the drive. Ralph fought a rearguard action. The bulls watched with
interest.
Ralph
and Camilla stumbled breathless and handfast through the archway and across the
courtyard. They mounted the steps. Ralph tugged at the phoney bell. It set up a
clangour that caused the geese to scream, wheel and waddle indignantly away.
That's
done it," Ralph said and put his arm round Camilla.
They
stood with their backs to the door and looked across the courtyard. The snow
had gone. Grey,and wet were the walls and wet the ground. Beyond the rear
archway stood a wintry hill, naked trees and a windy sky.
And in
the middle of the courtyard was the dolmen, very black, one heavy stone
supported by two others. It looked expectant
“‘Nine-men's
morris is filled up with mud,'" Camilla murmured.
"There
were nine," Ralph said. "Counting Mrs. Bünz."
"Well,"
she said under her breath, "that's the last of the Mardian Morris of the
Five Sons, isn't it? Ralph! No one, not the boys or you or Dr. Otterly can ever
want to do it again: ever, ever, ever. Can you? Can you?"
Ralph
was saved from answering by Dulcie, who opened the great door behind them.
"How
do you do?" Dulcie said to Camilla. "Do come in. Aunt Akky'll be
delighted. She's been feeling rather flat after all the excitement." Ralph
gently propelled Camilla into the hall. Dulcie shut the door.
"Aunt
Akky," she said, "does so like things to happen. She's been saying
what a long time it seems to next Sword Wednesday."