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    Title: Quotes and Images From The Diary of Samuel Pepys

    Author: Samuel Pepys
                Edited and Arranged by David Widger

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# THE DIARY OF SAMUEL PEPYS

## By Samuel Pepys

    20s. in money, and what wine she
    needed, for the burying him

    A good handsome wench I kissed, the
    first that I have seen

    A fair salute on horseback, in
    Rochester streets, of the lady

    A most conceited fellow and not over
    much in him

    A conceited man, but of no Logique in
    his head at all

    A pretty man, I would be content to
    break a commandment with him

    A lady spit backward upon me by a
    mistake

    A play not very good, though commended
    much

    A cat will be a cat still

    A book the Bishops will not let be
    printed again

    A most tedious, unreasonable, and
    impertinent sermon

    About two o'clock, too late and too
    soon to go home to bed

    Academy was dissolved by order of the
    Pope

    Act of Council passed, to put out all
    Papists in office

    Advantage a man of the law hath over
    all other people

    Afeard of being louzy

    After taking leave of my wife, which we
    could hardly do kindly

    After awhile I caressed her and parted
    seeming friends

    After many protestings by degrees I did
    arrive at what I would

    After oysters, at first course, a hash
    of rabbits, a lamb

    After a harsh word or two my wife and I
    good friends

    All ended in love

    All made much worse in their report
    among people than they are

    All the fleas came to him and not to me

    All divided that were bred so long at
    school together

    All may see how slippery places all
    courtiers stand in

    All things to be managed with faction

    All the towne almost going out of towne
    (Plague panic)

    Ambassador—that he is an honest man
    sent to lie abroad

    Among  many lazy people that the
    diligent man becomes necessary

    An exceeding pretty lass, and right for
    the sport

    An offer of L500 for a Baronet's
    dignity

    And for his beef, says he, "Look how
    fat it is"

    And if ever I fall on it again, I
    deserve to be undone

    And a deal of do of which I am weary

    And they did lay pigeons to his feet

    And there, did what I would with her

    And so to sleep till the morning, but
    was bit cruelly

    And so to bed and there entertained her
    with great content

    And feeling for a chamber-pott, there
    was none

    And with the great men in curing of
    their claps

    And so by coach, though hard to get it,
    being rainy, home

    Angry, and so continued till bed, and
    did not sleep friends

    Aptness I have to be troubled at any
    thing that crosses me

    Archbishop is a wencher, and known to
    be so

    As much his friend as his interest will
    let him

    As very a gossip speaking of her
    neighbours as any body

    As all other women, cry, and yet talk
    of other things

    As he called it, the King's seventeenth
    whore abroad

    As all things else did not come up to
    my expectations

    Asleep, while the wench sat mending my
    breeches by my bedside

    At least 12 or 14,000 people in the
    street (to see the hanging)

    At a loss whether it will be better for
    me to have him die

    Badge of slavery upon the whole people
    (taxes)

    Baker's house in Pudding Lane, where
    the late great fire begun

    Baseness and looseness of the Court

    Bath at the top of his house

    Beare-garden

    Because I would not be over sure of any
    thing

    Before I sent my boy out with them, I
    beat him for a lie

    Begun to smell, and so I caused it to
    be set forth (corpse)

    Being there, and seeming to do
    something, while we do not

    Being cleansed of lice this day by my
    wife

    Being very poor and mean as to the
    bearing with trouble

    Being taken with a Psalmbook or
    Testament

    Below what people think these great
    people say and do

    Best fence against the Parliament's
    present fury is delay

    Better now than never

    Bewailing the vanity and disorders of
    the age

    Bite at the stone, and not at the hand
    that flings it

    Bleeding behind by leeches will cure
    him

    Bold to deliver what he thinks on every
    occasion

    Book itself, and both it and them not
    worth a turd

    Bookseller's, and there looked for
    Montaigne's Essays

    Bottle of strong water; whereof now and
    then a sip did me good

    Bought for the love of the binding
    three books

    Bought Montaigne's Essays, in English

    Bowling-ally (where lords and ladies
    are now at bowles)

    Boy up to-night for his sister to teach
    him to put me to bed

    Bring me a periwig, but it was full of
    nits

    Bringing over one discontented man, you
    raise up three

    Bristol milk (the sherry) in the vaults

    Broken sort of people, that have not
    much to lose

    Burned it, that it might not be among
    my books to my shame

    Business of abusing the Puritans begins
    to grow stale

    But a woful rude rabble there was, and
    such noises

    But so fearful I am of discontenting my
    wife

    But I think I am not bound to discover
    myself

    But we were friends again as we are
    always

    But this the world believes, and so let
    them

    But if she will ruin herself, I cannot
    help it

    But my wife vexed, which vexed me

    Buy some roll-tobacco to smell to and
    chaw

    Buying up of goods in case there should
    be war

    Buying his place of my Lord Barkely

    By his many words and no understanding,
    confound himself

    By chewing of tobacco is become very
    fat and sallow

    By and by met at her chamber, and there
    did what I would

    By her wedding-ring, I suppose he hath
    married her at last

    Called at a little ale-house, and had
    an eele pye

    Came to bed to me, but all would not
    make me friends

    Cannot bring myself to mind my business

    Cannot be clean to go so many bodies
    together in the same water

    Cast stones with his horne crooke

    Castlemayne is sicke again, people
    think, slipping her filly

    Catched cold yesterday by putting off
    my stockings

    Catholiques are everywhere and bold

    Cavaliers have now the upper hand clear
    of the Presbyterians

    Charles Barkeley's greatness is only
    his being pimp to the King

    Chocolate was introduced into England
    about the year 1652

    Church, where a most insipid young
    coxcomb preached

    City to be burned, and the Papists to
    cut our throats

    Clap of the pox which he got about
    twelve years ago

    Clean myself with warm water; my wife
    will have me

    Comb my head clean, which I found so
    foul with powdering

    Come to see them in bed together, on
    their wedding-night

    Come to us out of bed in his furred
    mittens and furred cap

    Comely black woman.—[The old
    expression for a brunette.]

    Coming to lay out a great deal of money
    in clothes for my wife

    Commons, where there is nothing done
    but by passion, and faction

    Compliment from my aunt, which I take
    kindly as it is unusual

    Confidence, and vanity, and disparages
    everything

    Confusion of years in the case of the
    months of January (etc.)

    Consult my pillow upon that and every
    great thing of my life

    Content as to be at our own home, after
    being abroad awhile

    Contracted for her as if he had been
    buying a horse

    Convenience of periwiggs is so great

    Could not saw above 4 inches of the
    stone in a day

    Counterfeit mirthe and pleasure with
    them, but had but little

    Court is in a way to ruin all for their
    pleasures

    Court attendance infinite tedious

    Craft and cunning concerning the buying
    and choosing of horses

    Credit of this office hath received by
    this rogue's occasion

    Cruel custom of throwing at cocks on
    Shrove Tuesday

    Cure of the King's evil, which he do
    deny altogether

    Dare not oppose it alone for making an
    enemy and do no good

    Declared he will never have another
    public mistress again

    Delight to see these poor fools decoyed
    into our condition

    Deliver her from the hereditary curse
    of child-bearing

    Desk fastened to one of the armes of
    his chayre

    Did dig another, and put our wine in
    it; and I my Parmazan cheese

    Did extremely beat him, and though it
    did trouble me to do it

    Did so watch to see my wife put on
    drawers, which (she did)

    Did take me up very prettily in one or
    two things that I said

    Did much insist upon the sin of
    adultery

    Did go to Shoe Lane to see a
    cocke-fighting at a new pit there

    Did find none of them within, which I
    was glad of

    Did tumble them all the afternoon as I
    pleased

    Did trouble me very much to be at
    charge to no purpose

    Did see the knaveries and tricks of
    jockeys

    Did not like that Clergy should meddle
    with matters of state

    Did put evil thoughts in me, but
    proceeded no further

    Dined with my wife on pease porridge
    and nothing else

    Dined upon six of my pigeons, which my
    wife has resolved to kill

    Dined at home alone, a good calves head
    boiled and dumplings

    Dinner, an ill and little mean one,
    with foul cloth and dishes

    Discontented at the pride and luxury of
    the Court

    Discontented that my wife do not go
    neater now she has two maids

    Discourse of Mr. Evelyn touching all
    manner of learning

    Discoursed much against a man's lying
    with his wife in Lent

    Discoursing upon the sad condition of
    the times

    Disease making us more cruel to one
    another than if we are doggs

    Disorder in the pit by its raining in,
    from the cupola

    Disquiet all night, telling of the
    clock till it was daylight

    Do outdo the Lords infinitely (debates
    in the Commons)

    Do look upon me as a remembrancer of
    his former vanity

    Do bury still of the plague seven or
    eight in a day

    Doe from Cobham, when the season comes,
    bucks season being past

    Dog attending us, which made us all
    merry again

    Dog, that would turn a sheep any way
    which

    Doubtfull of himself, and easily be
    removed from his own opinion

    Down to the Whey house and drank some
    and eat some curds

    Dr. Calamy is this day sent to Newgate
    for preaching

    Drink a dish of coffee

    Driven down again with a stinke by Sir
    W. Pen's shying of a pot

    Duke of York and Mrs. Palmer did talk
    to one another very wanton

    Duodecimal arithmetique

    Durst not take notice of her, her
    husband being there

    Dying this last week of the plague 112,
    from 43 the week before

    Eat some of the best cheese-cakes that
    ever I eat in my life

    Eat of the best cold meats that ever I
    eat on in all my life

    Eat a mouthful of pye at home to stay
    my stomach

    Eat some butter and radishes

    Enough existed to build a ship (Pieces
    of the true Cross)

    Enquiring into the selling of places do
    trouble a great many

    Erasmus "de scribendis epistolis"

    Even to the having bad words with my
    wife, and blows too

    Every man looking after himself, and
    his owne lust and luxury

    Every small thing is enough now-a-days
    to bring a difference

    Every body leads, and nobody follows

    Every body is at a great losse and
    nobody can tell

    Every body's looks, and discourse in
    the street is of death

    Exceeding kind to me, more than usual,
    which makes me afeard

    Exclaiming against men's wearing their
    hats on in the church

    Excommunications, which they send upon
    the least occasions

    Expectation of profit will have its
    force

    Expected musique, the missing of which
    spoiled my dinner

    Faced white coat, made of one of my
    wife's pettycoates

    Familiarity with her other servants is
    it that spoils them all

    Fanatiques do say that the end of the
    world is at hand

    Fashionable and black spots

    Fear all his kindness is but only his
    lust to her

    Fear that the goods and estate would be
    seized (after suicide)

    Fear it may do him no good, but me hurt

    Fear I shall not be able to wipe my
    hands of him again

    Fear she should prove honest and refuse
    and then tell my wife

    Feared I might meet with some people
    that might know me

    Fearful that I might not go far enough
    with my hat off

    Fears some will stand for the
    tolerating of Papists

    Fell to sleep as if angry

    Fell a-crying for joy, being all
    maudlin and kissing one another

    Fell to dancing, the first time that
    ever I did in my life

    Fetch masts from New England

    Feverish, and hath sent for Mr. Pierce
    to let him blood

    Few in any age that do mind anything
    that is abstruse

    Find that now and then a little
    difference do no hurte

    Find it a base copy of a good
    originall, that vexed me

    Find myself to over-value things when a
    child

    Finding my wife not sick, but yet out
    of order

    Finding my wife's clothes lie
    carelessly laid up

    Fire grow; and, as it grew darker,
    appeared more and more

    First time that ever I heard the organs
    in a cathedral

    First their apes, that they may be
    afterwards their slaves

    First thing of that nature I did ever
    give her (L10 ring)

    First time I had given her leave to
    wear a black patch

    Fixed that the year should commence in
    January instead of March

    Fool's play with which all publick
    things are done

    For my quiet would not enquire into it

    For, for her part, she should not be
    buried in the commons

    For a land-tax and against a general
    excise

    For I will not be inward with him that
    is open to another

    For I will be hanged before I seek to
    him, unless I see I need

    Force a man to swear against himself

    Forced to change gold, 8s. 7d.;
    servants and poor, 1s. 6d.

    Forgetting many things, which her
    master beat her for

    Formerly say that the King was a
    bastard and his mother a whore

    Found my brother John at eight o'clock
    in bed, which vexed me

    Found him a fool, as he ever was, or
    worse

    Found him not so ill as I thought that
    he had been ill

    Found in my head and body about twenty
    lice, little and great

    Found to be with child, do never stir
    out of their beds

    Found guilty, and likely will be hanged
    (for stealing spoons)

    France, which is accounted the best
    place for bread

    Frequent trouble in things we deserve
    best in

    Frogs and many insects do often fall
    from the sky, ready formed

    From some fault in the meat to complain
    of my maid's sluttery

    Gadding abroad to look after beauties

    Galileo's air thermometer, made before
    1597

    Gamester's life, which I see is very
    miserable, and poor

    Gave him his morning draft

    Generally with corruption, but most
    indeed with neglect

    Gentlewomen did hold up their heads to
    be kissed by the King

    Get his lady to trust herself with him
    into the tavern

    Give the King of France Nova Scotia,
    which he do not like

    Give her a Lobster and do so touse her
    and feel her all over

    Give the other notice of the future
    state, if there was any

    Glad to be at friendship with me,
    though we hate one another

    Gladder to have just now received it
    (than a promise)

    God knows that I do not find honesty
    enough in my own mind

    God forgive me! what thoughts and
    wishes I had

    God help him, he wants bread.

    God forgive me! what a mind I had to
    her

    God! what an age is this, and what a
    world is this

    Going with her woman to a hot-house to
    bathe herself

    Gold holds up its price still

    Goldsmiths in supplying the King with
    money at dear rates

    Good sport of the bull's tossing of the
    dogs

    Good wine, and anchovies, and pickled
    oysters (for breakfast)

    Good purpose of fitting ourselves for
    another war (A Peace)

    Good writers are not admired by the
    present

    Got her upon my knee (the coach being
    full) and played with her

    Great thaw it is not for a man to walk
    the streets

    Great newes of the Swedes declaring for
    us against the Dutch

    Great deale of tittle tattle discourse
    to little purpose

    Great many silly stories they tell of
    their sport

    Greater number of Counsellors is, the
    more confused the issue

    Greatest businesses are done so
    superficially

    Had no more manners than to invite me
    and to let me pay

    Had his hand cut off, and was hanged
    presently!

    Had what pleasure almost I would with
    her

    Had the umbles of it for dinner

    Half a pint of Rhenish wine at the
    Still-yard, mixed with beer

    Hanged with a silken halter

    Hanging jack to roast birds on

    Hard matter to settle to business after
    so much leisure

    Hate in others, and more in myself, to
    be careless of keys

    Hates to have any body mention what he
    had done the day before

    Hath not a liberty of begging till he
    hath served three years

    Hath a good heart to bear, or a cunning
    one to conceal his evil

    Hath given her the pox, but I hope it
    is not so

    Have not known her this fortnight
    almost, which is a pain to me

    Have not any awe over them from the
    King's displeasure (Commons)

    Have not much to lose, and therefore
    will venture all

    Have been so long absent that I am
    ashamed to go

    Having some experience, but greater
    conceit of it than is fit

    He that will not stoop for a pin, will
    never be worth a pound

    He made but a poor sermon, but long

    He has been inconvenienced by being too
    free in discourse

    He having made good promises, though I
    fear his performance

    He hoped he should live to see her
    "ugly and willing"

    He is too wise to be made a friend of

    He was fain to lie in the priest's hole
    a good while

    He was charged with making himself
    popular

    He is, I perceive, wholly sceptical, as
    well as I

    He is a man of no worth in the world
    but compliment

    He is not a man fit to be told what one
    hears

    Heard noises over their head upon the
    leads

    Heeling her on one side to make her
    draw little water

    Helping to slip their calfes when there
    is occasion

    Her months upon her is gone to bed

    Here I first saw oranges grow

    Hired her to procure this poor soul for
    him

    His enemies have done him as much good
    as he could wish

    His readiness to speak spoilt all

    His satisfaction is nothing worth, it
    being easily got

    His company ever wearys me

    Holes for me to see from my closet into
    the great office

    Hopes to have had a bout with her
    before she had gone

    Houses marked with a red cross upon the
    doors

    How the Presbyterians would be angry if
    they durst

    How highly the Presbyters do talk in
    the coffeehouses still

    How little merit do prevail in the
    world, but only favour

    How little heed is had to the prisoners
    and sicke and wounded

    How unhappily a man may fall into a
    necessity of bribing people

    How natural it is for us to slight
    people out of power

    How little to be presumed of in our
    greatest undertakings

    Hugged, it being cold now in the
    mornings .  .  .  .

    I took occasion to be angry with him

    I could not forbear to love her
    exceedingly

    I do not value her, or mind her as I
    ought

    I did what I would, and might have done
    anything else

    I have itched mightily these 6 or 7
    days

    I know not whether to be glad or sorry

    I was as merry as I could counterfeit
    myself to be

    I could have answered, but forbore

    I have a good mind to have the
    maidenhead of this girl

    I know not how in the world to abstain
    from reading

    I fear that it must be as it can, and
    not as I would

    I had six noble dishes for them,
    dressed by a man-cook

    I find her painted, which makes me
    loathe her (cosmetics)

    I did get her hand to me under my cloak

    I perceive no passion in a woman can be
    lasting long

    I having now seen a play every day this
    week

    I was very angry, and resolve to beat
    him to-morrow

    I know not yet what that is, and am
    ashamed to ask

    I do not like his being angry and in
    debt both together to me

    I will not by any over submission make
    myself cheap

    I slept soundly all the sermon

    I and she never were so heartily angry
    in our lives as to-day

    I calling her beggar, and she me
    pricklouse, which vexed me

    I love the treason I hate the traitor

    I would not enquire into anything, but
    let her talk

    I kissed the bride in bed, and so the
    curtaines drawne

    I have promised, but know not when I
    shall perform

    I met a dead corps of the plague, in
    the narrow ally

    I am a foole to be troubled at it,
    since I cannot helpe it

    I was exceeding free in dallying with
    her, and she not unfree

    I was a great Roundhead when I was a
    boy

    I pray God to make me able to pay for
    it.

    I took a broom and basted her till she
    cried extremely

    I was demanded L100, for the fee of the
    office at 6d. a pound

    I never designed to be a witness
    against any man

    I fear is not so good as she should be

    If the exportations exceed importations

    If it should come in print my name
    maybe at it

    Ill from my late cutting my hair so
    close to my head

    Ill all this day by reason of the last
    night's debauch

    Ill sign when we are once to come to
    study how to excuse

    Ill humour to be so against that which
    all the world cries up

    Ill-bred woman, would take exceptions
    at anything any body said

    In my nature am mighty unready to
    answer no to anything

    In men's clothes, and had the best legs
    that ever I saw

    In our graves (as Shakespeere resembles
    it) we could dream

    In discourse he seems to be wise and
    say little

    In perpetual trouble and vexation that
    need it least

    In comes Mr. North very sea-sick from
    shore

    In a hackney and full of people, was
    ashamed to be seen

    In my dining-room she was doing
    something upon the pott

    Inconvenience that do attend the
    increase of a man's fortune

    Inoffensive vanity of a man who loved
    to see himself in the glass

    Instructed by Shakespeare himself

    Irish in Ireland, whom Cromwell had
    settled all in one corner

    It not being handsome for our servants
    to sit so equal with us

    Justice of God in punishing men for the
    sins of their ancestors

    Justice of proceeding not to condemn a
    man unheard

    Keep at interest, which is a good,
    quiett, and easy profit

    King is at the command of any woman
    like a slave

    King shall not be able to whip a cat

    King was gone to play at Tennis

    King hath lost his power, by submitting
    himself to this way

    King do resolve to declare the Duke of
    Monmouth legitimate

    King himself minding nothing but his
    ease

    King is not at present in purse to do

    King is mighty kind to these his
    bastard children

    King the necessity of having, at least,
    a show of religion

    King be desired to put all Catholiques
    out of employment

    King still do doat upon his women, even
    beyond all shame

    King is offended with the Duke of
    Richmond's marrying

    King of France did think other princes
    fit for nothing

    King governed by his lust, and women,
    and rogues about him

    King do tire all his people that are
    about him with early rising

    King's service is undone, and those
    that trust him perish

    King's Proclamation against drinking,
    swearing, and debauchery

    Kingdom will fall back again to a
    commonwealth

    Kiss my Parliament, instead of "Kiss my
    [rump]"

    Know yourself to be secure, in being
    necessary to the office

    L'escholle des filles, a lewd book

    Lady Castlemayne is compounding with
    the King for a pension

    Lady Duchesse the veryest slut and
    drudge

    Lady Batten to give me a spoonful of
    honey for my cold

    Lady Castlemaine is still as great with
    the King

    Lady Castlemayne's nose out of joynt

    Lady Castlemayne is now in a higher
    command over the King

    Lady Castlemayne do rule all at this
    time as much as ever

    Laissez nous affaire—Colbert

    Last day of their doubtfulness touching
    her being with child

    Last act of friendship in telling me of
    my faults also

    Laughing and jeering at every thing
    that looks strange

    Lay long caressing my wife and talking

    Lay long in bed talking and pleasing
    myself with my wife

    Lay chiding, and then pleased with my
    wife in bed

    Lay with her to-night, which I have not
    done these eight (days)

    Learned the multiplication table for
    the first time in  1661

    Learnt a pretty trick to try whether a
    woman be a maid or no

    Lechery will never leave him

    Let me blood, about sixteen ounces, I
    being exceedingly full

    Let her brew as she has baked

    Lewdness and beggary of the Court

    Liability of a husband to pay for goods
    supplied his wife

    Liberty of speech in the House

    Listening to no reasoning for it, be it
    good or bad

    Little content most people have in the
    peace

    Little children employed, every one to
    do something

    Little worth of this world, to buy it
    with so much pain

    Long cloaks being now quite out

    Look askew upon my wife, because my
    wife do not buckle to them

    Lord! to see the absurd nature of
    Englishmen

    Lord! in the dullest insipid manner
    that ever lover did

    Lust and wicked lives of the nuns
    heretofore in England

    Luxury and looseness of the times

    Lying a great while talking and
    sporting in bed with my wife

    Made a lazy sermon, like a Presbyterian

    Made to drink, that they might know him
    not to be a Roundhead

    Made him admire my drawing a thing
    presently in shorthand

    Magnifying the graces of the nobility
    and prelates

    Make a man wonder at the good fortune
    of such a fool

    Man cannot live without playing the
    knave and dissimulation
    Matters in Ireland are full of
    discontent

    Meazles, we fear, or, at least, of a
    scarlett feavour

    Methought very ill, or else I am grown
    worse to please

    Milke, which I drank to take away, my
    heartburne

    Mirrors which makes the room seem both
    bigger and lighter

    Money I have not, nor can get

    Money, which sweetens all things

    Montaigne is conscious that we are
    looking over his shoulder

    Most flat dead sermon, both for matter
    and manner of delivery

    Most homely widow, but young, and
    pretty rich, and good natured

    Mr. William Pen a Quaker again

    Much discourse, but little to be
    learned

    Musique in the morning to call up our
    new-married people

    Muske Millon

    My wife, coming up suddenly, did find
    me embracing the girl

    My wife hath something in her gizzard,
    that only waits

    My heart beginning to falsify in this
    business

    My old folly and childishnesse hangs
    upon me still

    My new silk suit, the first that ever I
    wore in my life

    My Lord, who took physic to-day and was
    in his chamber

    My wife will keep to one another and
    let the world go hang

    My wife this night troubled at my
    leaving her alone so much

    My wife was making of her tarts and
    larding of her pullets

    My head was not well with the wine that
    I drank to-day

    My first attempt being to learn the
    multiplication-table

    My intention to learn to trill

    Necessary, and yet the peace is so bad
    in its terms

    Never laughed so in all my life.  I
    laughed till my head ached

    Never, while he lives, truckle under
    any body or any faction

    Never to trust too much to any man in
    the world

    Never was known to keep two mistresses
    in his life (Charles II.)

    Never could man say worse himself nor
    have worse said

    New Netherlands to English rule, under
    the title of New York

    No Parliament can, as he says, be kept
    long good

    No manner of means used to quench the
    fire

    No pleasure—only the variety of it

    No money to do it with, nor anybody to
    trust us without it

    No man is wise at all times

    No man was ever known to lose the first
    time

    No man knowing what to do, whether to
    sell or buy

    No sense nor grammar, yet in as good
    words that ever I saw

    No good by taking notice of it, for the
    present she forbears

    Nonconformists do now preach openly in
    houses

    None will sell us any thing without our
    personal security given

    Nor would become obliged too much to
    any

    Nor will yield that the Papists have
    any ground given them

    Nor was there any pretty woman that I
    did see, but my wife

    Nor offer anything, but just what is
    drawn out of a man

    Not well, and so had no pleasure at all
    with my poor wife

    Not eat a bit of good meat till he has
    got money to pay the men

    Not the greatest wits, but the steady
    man

    Not when we can, but when we list

    Not to be censured if their necessities
    drive them to bad

    Not more than I expected, nor so much
    by a great deal as I ought

    Not thinking them safe men to receive
    such a gratuity

    Not permit her begin to do so, lest
    worse should follow

    Nothing in the world done with true
    integrity

    Nothing in it approaching that single
    page in St. Simon

    Nothing of the memory of a man, an
    houre after he is dead!

    Nothing is to be got without offending
    God and the King

    Nothing of any truth and sincerity, but
    mere envy and design

    Now above six months since (smoke from
    the cellars)

    Offer me L500 if I would desist from
    the Clerk of the Acts place

    Offered to stop the fire near his house
    for such a reward

    Officers are four years behind-hand
    unpaid

    Once a week or so I know a gentleman
    must go .  .  .  .

    Opening his mind to him as of one that
    may hereafter be his foe

    Ordered him L2000, and he paid me my
    quantum out of it

    Ordered in the yarde six or eight
    bargemen to be whipped

    Origin in the use of a plane against
    the grain of the wood

    Out also to and fro, to see and be seen

    Painful to keep money, as well as to
    get it

    Parliament being vehement against the
    Nonconformists

    Parliament hath voted 2s. per annum for
    every chimney in England

    Parliament do agree to throw down
    Popery

    Parson is a cunning fellow he is as any
    of his coat

    Peace with France, which, as a
    Presbyterian, he do not like

    Pen was then turned Quaker

    Periwigg he lately made me cleansed of
    its nits

    Peruques of hair, as the fashion now is
    for ladies to wear

    Pest coaches and put her into it to
    carry her to a pest house

    Petition against hackney coaches

    Pit, where the bears are baited

    Plague claimed 68,596 victims (in 1665)

    Plague is much in Amsterdam, and we in
    fears of it here

    Plague, forty last night, the bell
    always going

    Play good, but spoiled with the ryme,
    which breaks the sense

    Pleases them mightily, and me not at
    all

    Poor seamen that lie starving in the
    streets

    Posies for Rings, Handkerchers and
    Gloves

    Pray God give me a heart to fear a
    fall, and to prepare for it!

    Presbyterians against the House of
    Lords

    Presse seamen, without which we cannot
    really raise men

    Pressing in it as if none of us had
    like care with him

    Pretends to a resolution of being
    hereafter very clean

    Pretty sayings, which are generally
    like paradoxes

    Pretty to see the young pretty ladies
    dressed like men

    Pride of some persons and vice of most
    was but a sad story

    Pride and debauchery of the present
    clergy

    Protestants as to the Church of Rome
    are wholly fanatiques

    Providing against a foule day to get as
    much money into my hands

    Put up with too much care, that I have
    forgot where they are

    Quakers being charmed by a string about
    their wrists

    Quakers do still continue, and rather
    grow than lessen

    Quakers and others that will not have
    any bell ring for them

    Rabbit not half roasted, which made me
    angry with my wife

    Raising of our roofs higher to enlarge
    our houses

    Reading to my wife and brother
    something in Chaucer

    Reading over my dear "Faber fortunae,"
    of my Lord Bacon's

    Receive the applications of people, and
    hath presents

    Reckon nothing money but when it is in
    the bank

    Reduced the Dutch settlement of New
    Netherlands to English rule

    Rejoiced over head and ears in this
    good newes

    Removing goods from one burned house to
    another

    Reparation for what we had embezzled

    Requisite I be prepared against the
    man's friendship

    Resolve to have the doing of it
    himself, or else to hinder it

    Resolve to live well and die a beggar

    Resolved to go through it, and it is
    too late to help it now

    Resolving not to be bribed to dispatch
    business

    Ridiculous nonsensical book set out by
    Will. Pen, for the Quaker

    Rotten teeth and false, set in with
    wire

    Sad sight it was: the whole City almost
    on fire

    Sad for want of my wife, whom I love
    with all my heart

    Said to die with the cleanest hands
    that ever any Lord Treasurer

    Saw "Mackbeth," to our great content

    Saw two battles of cocks, wherein is no
    great sport

    Saw his people go up and down louseing
    themselves

    Saying, that for money he might be got
    to our side

    Says, of all places, if there be hell,
    it is here

    Says of wood, that it is an excrescence
    of the earth

    Sceptic in all things of religion

    Scotch song of "Barbary Allen"

    Searchers with their rods in their
    hands

    See whether my wife did wear drawers
    to-day as she used to do

    See how a good dinner and feasting
    reconciles everybody

    See how time and example may alter a
    man

    Sent my wife to get a place to see
    Turner hanged

    Sent me last night, as a bribe, a
    barrel of sturgeon

    Sermon without affectation or study

    Sermon ended, and the church broke up,
    and my amours ended also

    Sermon upon Original Sin, neither
    understood by himself

    Sermon; but, it being a Presbyterian
    one, it was so long

    Shakespeare's plays

    Shame such a rogue should give me and
    all of us this trouble

    She is conceited that she do well
    already

    She used the word devil, which vexed me

    She was so ill as to be shaved and
    pidgeons put to her feet

    She begins not at all to take pleasure
    in me or study to please

    She is a very good companion as long as
    she is well

    She also washed my feet in a bath of
    herbs, and so to bed

    She had got and used some puppy-dog
    water

    She hath got her teeth new done by La
    Roche

    She loves to be taken dressing herself,
    as I always find her

    She so cruel a hypocrite that she can
    cry when she pleases

    She finds that I am lousy

    Short of what I expected, as for the
    most part it do fall out

    Shy of any warr hereafter, or to
    prepare better for it

    Sick of it and of him for it

    Sicke men that are recovered, they
    lying before our office doors

    Silence; it being seldom any wrong to a
    man to say nothing

    Singing with many voices is not singing

    Sir W. Pen was so fuddled that we could
    not try him to play

    Sir W. Pen did it like a base raskall,
    and so I shall remember

    Sit up till 2 o'clock that she may call
    the wench up to wash

    Slabbering my band sent home for
    another

    Smoke jack consists of a wind-wheel
    fixed in the chimney

    So home to supper, and to bed, it being
    my wedding night

    So great a trouble is fear

    So to bed, to be up betimes by the
    helpe of a larum watch

    So much is it against my nature to owe
    anything to any body

    So home, and after supper did wash my
    feet, and so to bed

    So home to prayers and to bed

    So I took occasion to go up and to bed
    in a pet

    So to bed in some little discontent,
    but no words from me

    So home and to supper with beans and
    bacon and to bed

    So we went to bed and lay all night in
    a quarrel

    So much wine, that I was even almost
    foxed

    So good a nature that he cannot deny
    any thing

    So time do alter, and do doubtless the
    like in myself

    So home and to bed, where my wife had
    not lain a great while

    So out, and lost our way, which made me
    vexed

    So every thing stands still for money

    Softly up to see whether any of the
    beds were out of order or no

    Some merry talk with a plain bold maid
    of the house

    Some ends of my own in what advice I do
    give her

    Sorry in some respect, glad in my
    expectations in another respect

    Sorry for doing it now, because of
    obliging me to do the like

    Sorry thing to be a poor King

    Spares not to blame another to defend
    himself

    Sparrowgrass

    Speaks rarely, which pleases me
    mightily

    Spends his time here most, playing at
    bowles

    Sport to me to see him so earnest on so
    little occasion

    Staid two hours with her kissing her,
    but nothing more

    Statute against selling of offices

    Staying out late, and painting in the
    absence of her husband

    Strange things he has been found guilty
    of, not fit to name

    Strange the folly of men to lay and
    lose so much money

    Strange how civil and tractable he was
    to me

    Street ordered to be continued, forty
    feet broad, from Paul's

    Subject to be put into a disarray upon
    very small occasions

    Such open flattery is beastly

    Suffered her humour to spend, till we
    begun to be very quiet

    Supper and to bed without one word one
    to another

    Suspect the badness of the peace we
    shall make

    Swear they will not go to be killed and
    have no pay

    Take pins out of her pocket to prick me
    if I should touch her

    Talk very highly of liberty of
    conscience

    Taught my wife some part of subtraction

    Tax the same man in three or four
    several capacities

    Tear all that I found either boyish or
    not to be worth keeping

    Tell me that I speak in my dreams

    That I might not seem to be afeared

    That I may have nothing by me but what
    is worth keeping

    That I may look as a man minding
    business

    The unlawfull use of lawfull things

    The devil being too cunning to
    discourage a gamester

    The most ingenious men may sometimes be
    mistaken

    "The Alchymist,"—[Comedy by Ben Jonson]

    The barber came to trim me and wash me

    The present Irish pronunciation of
    English

    The world do not grow old at all

    The ceremonies did not please me, they
    do so overdo them

    The rest did give more, and did believe
    that I did so too

    Thence by coach, with a mad coachman,
    that drove like mad

    Thence to Mrs. Martin's, and did what I
    would with her

    There is no passing but by coach in the
    streets, and hardly that

    There eat and drank, and had my
    pleasure of her twice

    There did 'tout ce que je voudrais
    avec' her

    There setting a poor man to keep my
    place

    There is no man almost in the City
    cares a turd for him

    There being ten hanged, drawn, and
    quartered

    These young Lords are not fit to do any
    service abroad

    These Lords are hard to be trusted

    They were so false spelt that I was
    ashamed of them

    They want where to set their feet, to
    begin to do any thing

    This day churched, her month of
    childbed being out

    This absence makes us a little strange
    instead of more fond

    This week made a vow to myself to drink
    no wine this week

    This day I began to put on buckles to
    my shoes

    This unhappinesse of ours do give them
    heart

    This kind of prophane, mad
    entertainment they give themselves

    Those absent from prayers were to pay a
    forfeit

    Those bred in the North among the
    colliers are good for labour

    Though he knows, if he be not a fool,
    that I love him not

    Thus it was my chance to see the King
    beheaded at White Hall

    Tied our men back to back, and thrown
    them all into the sea

    To Mr. Holliard's in the morning,
    thinking to be let blood

    To be enjoyed while we are young and
    capable of these joys

    To see Major-general Harrison hanged,
    drawn; and quartered

    To the Swan and drank our morning draft

    To see the bride put to bed

    Too much of it will make her know her
    force too much

    Took physique, and it did work very
    well

    Tory—The term was not used politically
    until about 1679

    Tried the effect of my silence and not
    provoking her

    Trouble, and more money, to every
    Watch, to them to drink

    Troubled me, to see the confidence of
    the vice of the age

    Trumpets were brought under the
    scaffold that he not be heard

    Turn out every man that will be drunk,
    they must turn out all

    Two shops in three, if not more,
    generally shut up

    Uncertainty of all history

    Uncertainty of beauty

    Unless my too-much addiction to
    pleasure undo me

    Unquiet which her ripping up of old
    faults will give me

    Up, leaving my wife in bed, being sick
    of her months

    Up, finding our beds good, but lousy;
    which made us merry

    Up and took physique, but such as to go
    abroad with

    Upon a very small occasion had a
    difference again broke out

    Venison-pasty that we have for supper
    to-night to the cook's

    Very angry we were, but quickly friends
    again

    Very great tax; but yet I do think it
    is so perplexed

    Vexed at my wife's neglect in leaving
    of her scarf

    Vexed me, but I made no matter of it,
    but vexed to myself

    Vices of the Court, and how the pox is
    so common there

    Voyage to Newcastle for coles

    Waked this morning between four and
    five by my blackbird

    Was kissing my wife, which I did not
    like

    We are to go to law never to revenge,
    but only to repayre

    We had a good surloyne of rost beefe

    Weary of it; but it will please the
    citizens
    Weather being very wet and hot to keep
    meat in.

    What way a man could devise to lose so
    much in so little time

    What I said would not hold water

    What I had writ foule in short hand

    What they all, through profit or fear,
    did promise

    What a sorry dispatch these great
    persons give to business

    What is there more to be had of a woman
    than the possessing her

    Where money is free, there is great
    plenty

    Where I find the worst very good

    Where a piece of the Cross is

    Where a trade hath once been and do
    decay, it never recovers

    Where I expect most I find least
    satisfaction

    Wherein every party has laboured to
    cheat another

    Which he left him in the lurch

    Which I did give him some hope of,
    though I never intend it

    Whip this child till the blood come, if
    it were my child!

    Whip a boy at each place they stop at
    in their procession

    Who is the most, and promises the
    least, of any man

    Who we found ill still, but he do make
    very much of it

    Who must except against every thing and
    remedy nothing

    Whose red nose makes me ashamed to be
    seen with him

    Willing to receive a bribe if it were
    offered me

    Wine, new and old, with labells pasted
    upon each bottle

    Wise man's not being wise at all times

    Wise men do prepare to remove abroad
    what they have

    With much ado in an hour getting a
    coach home

    With a shower of hail as big as walnuts

    Wonders that she cannot be as good
    within as she is fair without

    World sees now the use of them for
    shelter of men (fore-castles)

    Would make a dogg laugh

    Would either conform, or be more wise,
    and not be catched!

    Would not make my coming troublesome to
    any

    Wretch, n., often used as an expression
    of endearment

    Wronged by my over great expectations

    Ye pulling down of houses, in ye way of
    ye fire

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