LAST SON OF KRYPTON: PROLOGUE
PROLOGUE
The scribe recorded the words of Sonnabend the prophet. Words that
would be preserved for eternity by the immortal Guardians, a collection
of verses to guide the righteous across the eons.
Not for billions of years, by earth measure, would the words of the
particular verses he now recorded apply. But when the time came, they
would certainly prove true:
Star Child will leave a deathworld
For the System of the Rings,
Where the child will grow to legend
As his life the singer sings.
When the conqueror wants his secret
With the Star Child he'll contend;
And when the day of battle's over
Then the legend's life will end.
As he recorded these particular verses a small shudder rattled the time
around the scribe....
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 1
The Destruction of Krypton
Chapter 1
KRYPTON
He'd tried. God knew Jor-El had tried. But the end would come sooner
even than he had thought. Probably before the sky over Kryptonopolis
turned red with daylight one more time. Only a superman could finish
pounding together the family-sized starcraft before stresses at the
core of the planet splattered Krypton across the galaxy.
Since two stranded space wanderers found each other on the big red
planet ten thousand star orbits before, the world had been in its death
throes. In geological terms it had been enough time to draw a final
breath. In human terms it had been over seven hundred wildly
successful generations. Enough time to build a prosperous, self
satisfied civilization. Enough time to grow proud of a race that had
tamed a world so unfit for human life that early generations had to
sleep more than half the day and felt more comfortable crawling on all
fours than walking erect. The gravity was that intense.
If ever in the history of the galaxy there had been a test of survival
of the fittest among the human family, it was on Krypton. The weak
died before they could produce offspring, yet the infant mortality rate
was frightful for thousands of years. But here, as on the thousands of
other more habitable worlds across the stars to which man had migrated,
the human species displayed its surprising adaptability. The land
changed man long before man changed the land.
The race's physiology was subtly altered while outward appearances
changed very little. Muscle tissue became denser. Motor reflexes
became sharper. Perceptions broadened. Optic capacities widened. A
whole new range of physical abilities began developing, just to allow
human beings to live under normal conditions on a planet whose gravity
was monstrous, whose weather changes were drastic, whose sun was
unusually variable as to heat and generally too dull as to light
intensity. Finally, when the suffering was near an end, when
subsistence on resources of a near-depleted planet became possible, the
race of humankind began to spread north and south from the relatively
low-gravity equatorial regions, and the humans began to build.
They built with a vengeance, these tuned-up humans. With vengeance,
and ruthlessness, and a good deal of bloodshed.
To begin to build Krypton they had to hack ruthlessly at jungles of
rock-tough vegetation and forests of molten lava. They had to do what
worked—fast. Those who do not let nature stand in their way do not
allow other humans to do so, either. In building, as in adapting, the
primary rule was to survive.
Once a civilization began to come together on Krypton, humans began to
turn their attention to values. Among the creatures of the Universe
humans possess a relatively high capacity for good. The Kryptonians
took as an assumption of their lives the fact that there was a right
and a wrong in the Universe, and that value judgement was not very
difficult to make. To kill, for example, was wrong. To give somebody
food, for example, was right. Through generations of slavery, warfare,
and of human sacrifice in the name of progress, the population of
Krypton ached inwardly for tranquility.
The humans of Krypton became tranquil too soon. That was to be their
downfall.
Given that there is a right and a wrong in the Universe, it is easy to
conclude that the death penalty imposed by those in authority upon
those who commit terrible crimes is wrong. When the Kryptonian people
turned their attention to polishing off their hard-won civilization
with values, capital punishment was one of the first things they
abolished.
Criminals were, as a rule, a troublesome group of people. The problem
was not that they were difficult to apprehend, but that they were quite
a bother to keep both alive and away from law-abiding society at the
same time.
Jor-El first came into prominence as a scientist by devising a method
to do that.
Barely finished with his education, young Jor-El presented his "phantom
zone projector" to the stodgy group of gentlemen who governed Krypton,
the Science Council.
Now, instead of putting convicted criminals into suspended animation
and shooting them into orbit around the massive planet, a less costly
and far less troublesome practice was instituted. Jor-El postulated a
plane of existence on the border of his own, and he devised a method to
enter it. His theory was correct. So now criminals were chained to a
wall and exposed to a phantom zone ray. They were, in entering this
borderworld, effectively reduced to non-corporeal form and made to
serve their sentences as ghosts, able to witness events but not
influence them.
Jor-El found the gates of Hell—and this was what gave the young man
access to the Science Council. Someday, it was said, Jor-El would chair
that council.
For some time Jor-El was a rising star among his fellow Kryptonians.
His mind was the marvel of his age. Heir to a long line of scientists,
inventors, explorers, and public administrators, he grew up listening
to his father, the industrialist who popularized mass production, his
mother, a prominent social activist, his uncle, the inventor who found
the first practical uses of geothermal energy, and an older cousin who
was a great spiritual leader talk about the future of Krypton as if the
world were a social laboratory of unlimited possibilities. The young
man was never led to suppose that anything within the realm of the
human imagination was impossible.
No one on Krypton had ever possessed the talents for theory as well as
technical application that came so natural to Jor-El. After the
phantom zone discovery, Jor-El designed and built a prototype
family-size traveling vehicle on three wheels which could be produced
cheaply and was powered by Krypton's nearly limitless supply of thermal
energy. Following close behind that accomplishment was the
intelligence analyzer, a device that could measure the activity of a
waking brain and determine the level of the brain's development. It
measured the natural ability of a newborn child as well as the success
of the individual in taking in information through his period of
education. Jor-El's own quotient, of course, was beyond the device's
ability to measure, as was that of his wife Lara. Even Jor-El,
however, was taken aback by the reading he got when he exposed his
infant son Kal-El to the analyzer.
There were dreams of space travel running through Jor-El's mind. the
only viable power source on the planet was Krypton itself, where
turbulent forces at work below the crust produced heat that could be
effectively mined and harnessed. For space travel, Jor-El was
convinced, the solution was understanding the fields of gravity that
held the Universe together. He had visions of starships sailing
gravitational winds between the stars at speeds approaching that of
light. Jor-El was toiling over figures and data trying to design a
unified, coherent gravitational theory when he chanced upon some
alarming information that conventional modes of thought as to the
nature of the planet could not explain.
It was over three years before the event took place that Jor-El
discovered Krypton would explode. He had made his announcement in
secret to the Science Council.
"I think young Jor-El is scared of a few groundquakes," Vad-Ar the
Elder said, expressing the general view of the councilors.
The Science Council, along with the great majority of the Kryptonian
people, had grown soft and complacent. They had tamed a harsh world,
these humans, and now it was time to relax and enjoy their
accomplishments.
Let anyone suggest that these accomplishments would soon be swept away
in a single fit of cataclysmic fury, and he would be laughed at. Let
anyone persist, and a public mockery would be made of him.
As far as the public was concerned, it was a buffoon, a crackpot sick
with overwork who stood welding plates of alloy into the hull of the
starcraft through this restless night. Birds and insects flew this
night, herds of animals stampeded across ground never to be subjugated
by humans. They knew. And men still laughed at Jor-El.
"Jor-El. What are you doing?" The scientist's young wife Lara stood
in the doorway of the workshop wrapped in a housecoat. She carried
Kal-El, their son, in her arms.
"We're going to have to leave before dawn. Go back to bed and let me
finish this thing."
"Jor, I woke up when I heard the baby crying and I found myself alone.
Now I find you in here, telling me we're going to leave our planet—our
planet, for the love of all that's holy—before dawn. You want me to go
back to bed?"
"You have the choice of sleeping or winding yourself into a frenzy. If
you choose the latter, I suggest you do it somewhere else, because it
will only hinder my work." Jor-El didn't look up from his tinkering.
"You've already worked yourself into a frenzy, Jor. And you've lost
your perspective because of it." The infant in Lara's arms began to
whimper.
"Go back to bed, woman." Jor-El snapped on a pair of goggles and
picked up a liquid mortar burner to weld.
"You may have observed that women have not been at their husbands'
command for several centuries now. And if you turn on that burner while
I'm talking, you may also notice—"
He turned it on and Kal-El began to cry at the sudden noise.
Lara was about to turn off the geothermal generator from which the
burner drew its power when a tremor shook the burner from Jor-El's
hand. Before the burner hit the floor the generator was dead. The
tremor had severed the generator's line to a power source below the
surface of the planet.
"Damn!" Jor-El glanced toward the makeshift launching rig already set
up in the open bay window of the workshop. "Look out there, Lara. The
spire over the Science Council chambers is toppling."
"I hear crashes from all over. What is it, Jor?"
"You'll soon hear screams in the streets as well. Put the child down
and help me set up that prototype craft on the launcher. I wouldn't
have finished the big ship in time, anyway."
"But that little thing—it's only big enough for one person."
"Two, if they squeeze a bit. Give me." Jor-El gruffly took the
howling infant from Lara and placed him on a workbench.
"What do you think you're going to do with this toy, Jor?" Lara helped
him set the seven-foot prototype starcraft on the rig at the window.
"Send you and the child into space. Here, let me get that navigational
unit off the big ship's nose."
"No, you're not."
Jor-El ignored her and went about fixing the little silver navigational
mechanism to the tip of the child's craft, ready to separate and
eventually fly several light-hours ahead of the main unit.
As he did that, Lara found two musty blankets in a closet. She wrapped
the red and blue blankets around the infant, who was already struggling
in a yellow sheet.
Jor-El finished a few final calculations and turned to his wife. "Get
aboard, Lara."
"My place is with you. The ship will have a batter chance of escaping
Krypton's gravity without my weight, anyway."
"Your place is wherever you can survive—and that isn't here."
"Remember what we named our son, Jor? Kal-El meant 'star child' in
ancient Kryptonese."
"An accident of language. Get on."
"No. I am a Kryptonian woman, and Krypton is dead. Give the child a
chance."
Jor-El wasn't surprised, only disappointed. He pulled a prepared
recording disc from a shelf and slipped it into a slot on the
navigational unit.
"My dear God," Jor-El whispered as the rocket carrying its tiny burden
lifted off amid the crashing of metal and rock. "May the starwinds
guide your course, Kal-El."
And the vacuum of space muffled the star child's wailing as a giant
world ripped itself apart.
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LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 2
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"My name is Jor-El..."
Chapter 2
THE FIDDLER
The old man was growing weary of fiddling. The only reason he was
spending this fallow time tugging on his bow was that his nurse had
hidden all his pipes and he wanted to do something with his hands.
Once he was in a string quartet, but all the members were gone now.
Once before that, in the old country, he had appeared on stage in a
great music hall and played some of his favorite melodies, and the
public adored him. The next day a review full of sumptuous praises was
published in the newspaper, and he clipped it out.
"Look here. Look at this," he would tell friends as he pulled it from
his billfold. "I'm not what you think I am. I'm a famous fiddler."
Maybe if he had practiced more as a little boy that is what he would be
doing for a living today. Maybe he would be happier. Then again, his
belly would probably not be as full. He certainly could not take issue
with the life the Fates had handed him. There were those he had loved
in his way, and his accomplishments appeared considerable enough. If
only people wouldn't treat him as if he were brittle as an eggshell.
For example, what he wanted now most in the world—even more than his
pipe—was an ice cream cone. As his bow caressed the strings he began
formulating fanciful plans for sneaking out to the ice cream parlor
before the nurse knew he was gone.
"Herr Doktor," the nurse called, "your mail is here."
"Is there anything important?" he asked as she breezed into the
bedroom.
"The Dean of Faculty mentioned yesterday that this one would come.
It's a request that you speak at the freshman banquet next month. It's
only a formality that he asked you. He doesn't expect you to accept."
"Freshman banquet? You mean the first day of the school year?"
"Yes, they have one every year."
"I have not met a freshman in years. I believe I would like to go."
"Doktor, it would certainly be an unnecessary strain."
"Strain shmain. What else is there?"
"Something from Mr. Ben-Gurion. Probably a thank-you note. All the
rest look to be from children. I'll open them and send your pictures
to the ones with a return address."
"Won't you leave them here? I think I would like to read some mail
from children today."
She did, and the old man flipped a tuft of furry white hair from his
face with the bow and resumed playing. For a moment he thought there
was a slight buzz in his superb violin. Unthinkable. But as the hum
got louder he realized it was coming not from the instrument at all,
but from the window behind him. He turned to see what it was, and
sitting on the open window sill was the oddest-looking mechanical
device he had seen all day. Beyond the window, rolling by on Mercer
Street, was a collection of teenagers in a 1939 DeSoto convertible. He
decided the device was the second-oddest machine he had seen all day.
He changed his mind again when the thing addressed him.
"I have sought out, through this device, the greatest mind on this
planet to tell you that an event will take place in a short period of
time which will concern you as well as the rest of the world," were the
words he heard.
There was an odd intonation of the words. They seemed to run all
together, and yet he heard them with exquisite clearness. As he
approached the machine, the words became neither louder nor softer.
They were constant. Very interesting, he thought, as he considered
what this visitor might be. Then he realized that he could not tell
whether the machine was speaking German or English. He drew some
conclusions.
"Pardon my simplicity," the old man said, "but have I the honor of
addressing God?"
The machine resumed its announcements as if in answer. "My name is
Jor-El and I am speaking to you through the use of a device which
relays spoken information directly into the mind of the individual it
contacts. My recording is incorporated into a navigational device
whose purpose is to lead my son Kal-El to a planet inhabited by
intelligent creatures whose thought patterns roughly correspond with
those of the humanoids of my planet, Krypton. By the time you receive
this message my world will have been long destroyed by natural forces.
Since the cataclysm, my infant son has been traveling through space at
a speed close to that of light, and the time has passed for him slowly
enough so that he is just beginning to feel the effects of a day
without food. At this moment he is slowing down in preparation for
entering your field of atmosphere."
This was too fantastic. The doctor's mind raced over possible methods
for one of his students to have set up this prank. He put his hands
tightly over his ears and still heard the words perfectly clearly. He
played his violin and the sounds of the music seemed on another level
altogether. What he was "hearing" from this machine was not sound.
Could it really have been a telepathic recording?
"Just as the navigational device was drawn to a world of intelligent
beings, it was drawn to you, the most highly developed intellect on
your world. The purpose for this is to implore you to take in my son
Kal-El as your own and see that he is raised to proper manhood."
The possibilities of this being a hoax were quickly being eliminated in
the old man's mind. He was listening intently.
"My son is of a highly developed humanoid species. Legends of the
creation of our world imply that we are an offshoot of another world
somewhere, and that at some time many worlds were seeded with
humanoids. This is why I hold out hope that you yourself may be one.
It would matter little, however, if you were not, as long as my son
were exposed to the proper intellectual stimulation during his
upbringing. I will attempt to pinpoint the location of Krypton in
relation to the course my son's small rocket traveled and in that way
enable you to determine where and when he is likely to touch down on
your world...."
And the old man scurried to his desk and notepaper, almost excited. He
would get past the nurse today, but not to buy an ice cream cone.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 3
Chapter 3
SMALLVILLE
He was not a small man, though he looked slight and shambling as he
hunched in his seat on the bus. But now he was standing, a little
stooped, next to the driver with one hand grasping an airline bag and
the pole to keep steady as the other hand groped through the pockets of
his baggy pants for change.
"Thirty cents," the driver said.
"Just a moment. Right here."
The old man's German accent touched off the driver's memory of the loss
of a brother in the Second World War not long ago, but the wrinkled man
smiled through his mustache as he maneuvered a handful of coins toward
the tips of his fingers. There was something familiar about that
smile.
"Here we are," and the old man dropped a quarter and a dime into the
driver's palm, "thirty cents."
The driver didn't move to make change, since the old man seemed not to
notice it was due him. The guy might have a nice smile, but a nickel
was a nickel, after all. The driver might have wondered why he tugged
his woollen cap down over his ears on a day as warm as this, but he
wasn't that observant.
"Excuse me, officer." The old man stopped a policeman in the charming
rural village. "Do you know of a nice hotel maybe?"
"Yes, sir, at that corner you make a right for a block and you'll see
the Smallville Hotel sitting there big as life. Staying in town long?"
"No, just a day or so. Thank you, officer."
"Visiting friends? Relatives?"
"Yes. Friends. Thank you very much."
"I'll walk you there, it's just down the block. I'm Captain Parker.
George Parker, Mr.—"
"Eisner. Umm, Calvin Eisner. Lovely day, no?"
"Certainly is. Rained yesterday, though. Where are you from, Mr.
Eisner?"
"The east. New Jersey. Tell me, is there a taxi company in
Smallville?"
"Sure is. You can call them from the hotel. Free direct line. What do
you do in Jersey?"
"I teach. I am a teacher."
"A teacher. I love kids. I thought of being a teacher. Couldn't
afford college, though. Who you visiting in town, if you don't mind my
asking?"
"Who? Umm, whoever it is that owns that ice cream parlor over there.
I haven't had a good ice cream cone in weeks. Would you join me in an
ice cream cone, Captain Parker?"
"Seems like a long time to go without ice cream. You been out of the
country?"
The old man wondered whether the policeman was simply being friendly or
whether he recognized him. The tight woollen cap hid the distinctive
flurry of white hair, and the fact of being in a totally unlikely
place, he thought, served to complete the disguise. It did not occur
to him that with four years of the kind of paranoia that war brings
about, it might be hard for the officer not to be suspicious of someone
with a thick German accent. It was necessary, though, to meet as many
people as he could in the next several hours, so he treated Captain
George Parker to an ice cream sundae and checked into the hotel as
Calvin Eisner.
In the hotel room he pulled the cap off and jiggled his head until his
scalp could breathe. He sat on the bed, cupped his hands under his
chin, stared out the window, and thought of Krypton. There were
images, not only words, in the message from Jor-El. Images of a giant
world circling a great red star. This world was huge, and not a
gaseous, amorphous mass like Jupiter, but heavy with rocks and minerals
and incredible gravity. Yet there were people there, walking and
talking a completely foreign language, and living day to day in much
the same way as those on Earth lived. This child on the way from that
world would be quite an individual, born on Krypton and raised on
Earth. The mere physical effects the change in environment would have
on him would certainly be considerable.
The youngster would be human, the old man decided, that was for sure.
But he would be a tuned-up human, a Kryptonian.
The old man imagined what it would be like to have muscle tissues
heaped one on top of the other and ground together as hard as the
composition of matter whose sub-atomic particles had fallen in on each
other—to have a sun that makes normal skin tan make your supersensitive
skin indestructible—to have every sensory nerve ending stimulated all
the time—to be constantly aware of your environment's every aspect,
every quirk—to be able to hear for perhaps as great a distance as there
was a sound-conducting atmosphere—to see for incalculable reaches of
space—to be able to negate even the tug of gravity with your own finely
tempered mass.
He imagined this, and then imagined growing from infancy in that
state. Being able to develop your motor reflexes through a body
designed to weather terrible wear before it reaches maturity. Growing
inside that body in surroundings that nurture rather than hinder. He
imagined to what ends such massive excesses in physical and freed-up
mental capacity could be turned with the proper guidance. Imagined
approaching the upper limit of human potential.
The old man was never one to shrink from the wondrous and terrible
places his analytical mind could take him; that was the source of his
greatness. These thoughts, though, gave even him pause. There was the
possibility that today the Earth would become home to a superman.
The old man considered the immense possibilities for disaster that
might accompany such an event. There were, of course, even greater
possibilities for disaster that might accompany such an event. There
were, of course, even greater possibilities for benefit, and it was
only now beginning to dawn on him how squarely the responsibility for
providing conditions favorable to those benefits fell upon his
shoulders. There was work to be done.
It seemed amazing, as he walked down the street with dusk beginning to
fall, that he had received his mechanical visitor only about nine or
ten hours earlier. Now, how did one meet people in Smallville?
Unfortunately, Smallville was apparently closed. It was a dry town;
that was a good sign. The only place of business he found open was a
small general store on Main Street where he bought a local newspaper, a
corncob pipe, and some tobacco, all of which he enjoyed immensely until
he fell asleep in his hotel room.
Morning was brisk, and the heavy woollen cap that hid his thick hair
was almost comfortable. The old man was beginning to wonder whether
the inquisitive police captain, George Parker, was his man. He was
friendly, probably honest, had a secure job and was waiting outside for
the old man as he shambled out of the hotel.
"Top of the morning, Mr. Eisner."
"Captain. What a pleasant surprise."
"You mentioned you needed a taxi, and I thought since I was in the
neighborhood I'd offer to take you where you're going."
"Well, how considerate."
"Where was it you were going, now?"
The man huddled under his heavy sweater and drew on his corncob pipe.
He was starting to notice a hint of suspicion in the policeman's
disarming manner. "Actually, I was planning on taking a walk this
morning. I would like to see what your lovely town looks like. Can
you join me?"
"Walking around Smallville is what I do for a living."
"You keep long hours, Captain Parker. How does your wife feel about
that?"
"I'm a widower. The force is about all I've got right now. Hope to be
police chief someday."
"Oh, I am sorry. I lost my wife, too, some years ago. A man should
have someone who can take care of him."
"Suppose he should. But I do all right."
The child should have a mother. Parker would not do.
"Surely you have other interests, Captain. Hobbies?"
"Oh, not really. Used to go sailing a lot, though. Tell me, Mr. Eisner,
just who was it you wanted to—"
"Sailing? I love sailing. You know, I have my own sailboat. I go out
every week on a lake where I live. Did you know that at the time of
Columbus people did not even know how to sail into the wind?"
"Do tell?"
"No one had ever thought of something as simple as tacking with a
rudder. Can you imagine that? One would think perhaps da Vinci or
Archimedes or someone could have come up with the idea with not much
effort, but no."
"Maybe we should go sailing, then, before you leave Smallville. How
long did you say you would be staying?"
"Perhaps we could, Captain, that would be nice. Do you have a boat?"
"Not one of my own, but Sam Cutler here rents them by the day. The
fella that owns the hardware store over there."
It was not simply a hardware store. There was hardware sold there, but
also used heavy farm equipment, lumber, building supplies, and the
finest collection of small sailboats the old man had seen in a long
time. One in particular, a nine-foot Ketcham-Craft, drew his
attention, and Parker wandered into the store after him when he
insisted on measuring its dimensions.
The old man interrupted a conversation the proprietor was having with a
handsome middle-aged couple to ask for a tape measure. "I know
Franklin Ketcham, the sailboat racer," the old man whispered to
Parker. "I had no idea he had gone into manufacturing."
"Sure is a fine-looking piece of machinery, Sam," the middle-aged man
was saying to the shopkeeper, "but eight hundred for a used tractor is
a little out of my range just now."
"For you, Jonathan, seven seventy-five."
"You make it look awfully good."
"Jonathan," the woman piped up, "if we can't afford eight hundred
dollars, how can we afford twenty-five dollars less?"
"I don't know, Martha. Twenty-five dollars is twenty-five dollars,
like the man says."
"Sure it is, Martha," the salesman insisted, "and look at that trailer
attachment back there. See how solid it is?"
"Little rust underneath, ain't there?"
"That's not rust, Jonathan. That's weathering. Gotta expect a little
weathering, don't you know? That'll haul twice as much as any horse
you ever heard tell of."
"We sure need a tractor, Sam, we sure do, but I don't want to go into
debt for more than another five hundred if I can help it."
"What's your worry, Jonathan? The war's over. We won. The country's
depending on the farmers like you. Come here and look at this
transmission."
The old man was chuckling with glee as he wrapped the tape measure over
the hull of the sailboat. "That old goniff!" he mumbled at the
policeman.
"Old what?"
"Crook. That old crook."
"Sam? Can't blame Sam, he's honest as the next guy," the Captain
snorted. "Just that Jonathan and Martha aren't to be believed."
"He used my design. Every inch of it."
"Every panhandler in town knows Jonathan Kent's a soft touch. You just
can't help taking advantage of his good nature, but I'm not one to
talk."
"He told me he was trying to design the perfect recreational sailboat,
and he showed me all his figures, and I did a little sketch on a napkin
and here it is."
"A shame they never had any children. Maybe it's just as well, he
never made any money with that farm of his."
The old man looked up. "What did you say, Captain?"
Captain Parker wondered if it was time he started being overtly
suspicious of the eccentric man with the German accent. Parker thought
better of it when Eisner unceremoniously injected himself into Sam
Cutler's sales pitch.
"I could not help noticing that you were looking for a tractor,
Mr . . . Kent?"
"That's what I'm here for."
Blasted jerry, the shopkeeper sneered to himself.
In the next five minutes the old man convinced Jonathan and Martha Kent
that he had a tractor deal for them that could only come once in a
lifetime. You see, he explained, family responsibilities had forced
the old man to sell his farm and go east rather suddenly, and he had a
brand new tractor, next highest model after the one the Kents were
looking over, for just five hundred dollars.
"Well, I'd sure like to look at it, Mr. Eisner," Jonathan Kent threw
the bemused Parker a wide grin, "but Sam here's nearly got me convinced
on this one."
"If it's everything Mr. Eisner says it is, we should surely look at
it," Martha Kent insisted. "I'm sure Sam would understand, and we
don't have to take Mr. Eisner's if we don't want it."
The old man directed the Kents to meet him and the tractor at a certain
place outside Smallville at precisely six-fifteen that evening. Not a
minute sooner or later.
Outside the hardware store, Parker cornered the old man. "Listen, pal,
anyone who goes out on a limb like that for a perfect stranger is all
right in my book, but who are you, really?"
"I believe I will have to trust you to keep a secret, Captain Parker,
though I must caution you never to reveal I was here. I cannot tell
you why."
"Let's hear what the secret is before I agree to keep it."
"That is not the best of conditions, but I will need your help."
The old man pulled off the woollen cap and shook free his shiny white
hair.
Parker's face registered his stunned recognition. After a speechless
moment he said simply, "Welcome to Smallville, sir."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 4
Chapter 4
THE TRACTOR
By noon James Morgan Stone had had three tranquilizers and four cups of
coffee. The first cup of coffee was to wake him up when he came to the
bank in the morning. The first tranquilizer was to calm him down from
the effects of the coffee. The second cup of coffee was to counteract
the work of the tranquilizer. And so forth. Stone was the president
of the Smallville branch of Heartland Bank and Trust Company, and the
only bona fide drug addict in town. If he did not have his curious
mixture of caffeine and tranquilizers for a day he would be
unaccountably bedridden and would often catch a bad cold. He had never
spent a vacation in entirely good health, and for this reason he had
not taken a vacation in over ten years. This was why, five years
earlier when Stone was thirty-eight, he impressed his superiors enough
to be appointed the youngest bank president in the state.
Stone's father, Alexander Hamilton Stone, had also been president of
this bank. Everyone remarked on how like his father the younger Mr.
Stone was. The older Mr. Stone died of stomach ulcers at the age of
fifty-three. The younger Stone could now pass for a man in his late
fifties.
When Captain Parker walked into the bank, followed by the disheveled
old man in the ratty sweater, Stone was doing a fine job of looking
dignified as he pretended to go over the previous day's transactions.
Someday Stone hoped to be president of a bank that had a private office
for its president so he did not have to appear diligent for the
amusement of his employees. He was considering his next tranquilizer.
"Jimmy, I was wondering if you could do us a favor here." Parker was
standing over Stone's desk. Policemen and politicians were the only
people in Smallville who presumed to call him anything but Mr. Stone or
Sir.
"Captain Parker, good morning. What can I do for you?"
"Mr. Eisner here would like to take out a short-term loan, y'see—"
"I'm sure Miss Brackett over there will see to you. If you'll excuse
me."
"Well, it's not your normal everyday loan, Jimmy, if you know what I
mean."
"I have no idea what you mean. Perhaps you could explain it yourself
to Miss Brackett."
"I doubt it. It's sort of a third party loan. Mr. Eisner is from out
of town and has no collateral and I'd like to back up his security, or
whatever you call it."
"Well, have a seat, I suppose." The old man and the policeman sat down
opposite Stone. "Now, how much did you say you wanted to borrow, Mr.
Eisner, and for how long?"
"Two thousand three hundred dollars, for just a few days," the old man
answered.
Stone glanced at him over his glasses, hearing the accent for the first
time. He weighed down his prejudice with his crisp manner. "What sort
of identification do you have, Mr. Eisner?"
"I don't have any."
"What is the money for?"
"I'd rather not say."
"Do you have any references in Smallville other than the Captain here?"
"No, I don't."
"What are you smiling about, Parker?"
"I was thinking that your expression is about the same as the one you
had in high school when Martin Lang asked for your vote for Student
Council president."
The old man's eyes twinkled, and Stone's ears turned red. The memory
of his ignominious defeat for the student government post by Lang
didn't bother him so much as the reminder that he had ever been an
insecure, gawky, acne-ridden adolescent in Smallville at all. He
wished people would simply accept the exalted position he held today
and not remember the fact that he was not born middle-aged.
"This loan is out of the question, Parker. I'm sorry, Mr. Eisner.
Now, if you'll excuse me."
"That's what I thought he'd say, Eisner. Sorry I couldn't do much for
you."
"No, no, no, Captain. Don't get up." The old man put a hand on the
policeman's shoulder as Stone surreptitiously popped a tranquilizer.
"I still need you to co-sign my loan. Mr. Stone, I wonder if I could
call a bank in New Jersey to confirm that my account will cover this
amount?"
"There is a public phone over there." Stone pointed without looking up
from the records he wasn't reading. "The word over the phone of an
out-of-state bank official is hardly valid collateral."
"I know. May I have ten dimes for a dollar?"
"Teller's cage."
Parker sat smiling in a way that nearly annoyed the urbanity out of
Stone. The banker tried in vain to think of some way to let Parker
know that whatever the secret was, Stone wasn't interested.
The old man stood talking on the pay phone in the corner of the bank
for three minutes. Then he shuffled back to Captain Parker and asked
if the policeman would like to be treated to an ice-cream cone down the
block. The two left, and Stone's next trip to the coffee percolator
was interrupted by the ringing of his private telephone line. He sat
at attention when he heard the voice at the other end.
Four minutes and seven seconds after Parker and the old man sat down
opposite a corpulent pair of sundaes, the bell over the door tinkled,
and in walked James Morgan Stone flashing a keyboard of teeth.
"What kept you, Jimmy?"
"Kept me? Nothing kept me. I just thought I would join you gentlemen
in a snack. I have good news, Mr. Eisner."
"How delightful. I love good news."
"The bank has decided to grant your request for a loan immediately, for
whatever terms you specify."
"Yes?"
"Well, isn't that good news, Mr. Eisner?"
"Good, yes. News, no. May I buy you a sundae, Mr. Stone?"
"Oh, no, much too fattening. I have to watch my health. Just coffee
for me. Black."
On the way out of the ice cream parlor Stone dropped behind and tugged
at Parker's elbow as the old man stepped out the door. "George," Stone
hadn't called Parker by his first name since high school, "George, who
is that man? Who did he call from the bank before?"
"I 'spose he called his bank back home."
"Like fudge he did. Do you know who called me the moment you stepped
out?"
"No idea."
"The president of Heartland Bank and Trust. The big man himself. He
said he got a call from the Chairman of the Federal Reserve in
Washington and that I was to give Calvin Eisner whatever he asked for.
Do you believe that? The man in charge of printing up American
currency and distributing it issued an order to grant the loan. Who is
he? FBI? CIA? The President's secret agent?"
"Couldn't tell you. Maybe he's the President in disguise. Wouldn't
that be a kick in the head."
"Come on, George, you know who he is. I can tell from the way you
acted in the bank. What does he do?"
"Let's just say he's a national monument."
At the bank the old man whistled Bach's Brandenburg Concerto Number Two
as he stuffed two thousand three hundred dollars in hundred-dollar
bills into his little airline bag. Parker kept a hand on his revolver
as he accompanied the old man to the police car and drove him to a
tractor dealer in a nearby town. Parker had never seen anyone pay cash
before for anything bigger than a Victrola.
"Good gosh, Martha! Did you see that?" Jonathan Kent nearly swerved
his pre-war Oldsmobile off the dirt road as a ball of fire boomed
across the sky.
"That's the biggest shooting star I've ever seen, Jonathan, and it
isn't even dark yet. Do you suppose it could be . . . something else?"
"Like what? Another one of your communist plots? Looks like it landed
near here." The middle-aged man's eyes lighted with childlike glee at
the prospect of finding a meteorite so close to his farm.
"But shooting stars don't crash like thunder. Jonathan, don't—"
"How do you know? You ever been this close to one? Look, I can see it
smoking. Right beyond that bend where the tractor's supposed to be."
Kent coughed his car into third gear and the ancient machine loped up
like a hyper-active moose.
"Oh, Jonathan, what could you possibly want with a rock from the sky?"
"Some rock!" Jonathan and Martha Kent screeched to a halt ten feet
from a smoldering seven-foot missile that had cracked several trees
beside the road. It was now perched with its nose on the ground and
its tail resting on a half-felled trunk.
"Be careful, Jonathan. It could be dangerous."
Jonathan wasn't careful. He hopped out of the car and easily pulled
open the hatch of the craft. He stared for a moment as if focusing his
eyes.
"What is it, Jonathan? What are you looking at?" Martha Kent was
still in the car.
"I think it's—it's a baby." And the child immediately began to yelp at
the top of his lungs.
"A—" Martha Kent ran toward her husband, who was jolted by the volume
of sound coming from such a tiny creature.
"My land, Jonathan!" Martha Kent reached to pick up the baby from the
craft. "The thing looks about to explode. Let me get the poor child
out of there."
The craft began to hiss, and Jonathan Kent's eyes widened. "Get behind
the car, Martha! Quick!" he shoved the woman away after she'd barely
had a chance to look at the infant in her arms.
He pushed her behind the car and huddled with her and the baby as the
thing he had thought was a rock from the sky screamed like a thousand
busy telephone wires, crashed in on itself and vanished in a blinding
burst, leaving only fallen trees as evidence of its presence. A note
on the tractor parked a few feet away asked Jonathan Kent to send five
hundred dollars to a certain bank in New Jersey whenever he had the
chance.
About fifty miles away a long black limousine sped eastward along route
46 carrying two terribly competent young men in pinstriped suits and a
grumbling old man in a ratty sweater with a mane of white hair flying
in more directions than could be counted.
"Bars all around me," the old man complained. "I should have stayed to
see what Hitler would do with me. At least a concentration camp has
people to keep me company."
"Terribly sorry, sir."
"I can't smoke my pipe because they're afraid I'll lose my breath. I
can't go on a trip because they're afraid someone will hit me over the
head with a picket sign. I can't go for a walk some days because it's
too cold or too hot or too nice out. God forbid I should catch a cold;
people with advanced medical degrees specializing in whichever nostril
is stuffed come swarming to my home like a horde of mosquitoes. It's
enough to keep me healthy until I'm sick of it."
"Your nurse was very worried, sir."
"I shouldn't have made that telephone call. You would think three
minutes isn't long enough to trace a call."
"Our equipment can do it in under two minutes now, sir. Why were you
in Smallville, anyway, sir?"
"That I'll tell you when the Messiah steps out of a flying saucer onto
Times Square doing an Irish jig."
Not long afterward the old man stopped playing the violin. In the next
several years he would become fascinated more and more with his work.
He would never retire. He would be touched and honored with offers of
the presidency of a great university and of a promising new nation,
both of which he would decline with regret. He would always continue
to receive letters from children. In 1955 the old man would pass away
in Princeton, the town that gave him a home for his last twenty-two
years. The world would mourn his death. He would certainly be
remembered and revered for centuries to come.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 5
Chapter 5
THE ANCHORMAN
Years of wonder and terror came and went, years of multi-media and
future shock. Of Camelot and War of Attrition. Men walked on the
Moon, and women marched in the streets. Economic and social
institutions fell with the sounds of rolling thunder, and
self-proclaimed prophets rode private jets to preach of an end to
material values. Cities of silver towers raked at the sky like wire
hairbrushes and ancient lakes went stagnant and dead and the world was
afflicted with a hero.
Among the monoliths in the city of Metropolis stood the Galaxy
Building, housing a communications network that reached a greater
percentage of the world's population than any spoken or written word
since the Voice of God told Adam it was time to wake up on the morning
of the sixth day. Here in Metropolis were the theaters and the film
companies, the advertising agencies, the publishers, the design and
garment manufacturing centers, the think tanks and universities, the
ideas, the energy, the vitality that drew young men and women from
thousands of miles around to grab at a piece of their own particular
dream. One of the young men who came to Metropolis was Clark Kent of
Smallville, to study journalism at Metropolis University, to land a
staff reporter's job at the Daily Planet and later to become local news
anchorman at WGBS, the flagship television station of the Galaxy
Broadcasting System. The bespectacled Kent was tall, dark, and
inoffensively handsome. His face could be broadcast to millions of
viewers each day, and he could walk through midtown crowds without
being recognized by a living soul.
Morgan Edge, the president of Galaxy Communications and wunderkind of
the network television industry, "discovered" Clark Kent when Galaxy
bought the Daily Planet. Edge reassigned Kent to television news and
it was not until two years later that it occurred to the executive that
newspaper experience made Kent capable of doing more than reading aloud
the words written by someone else. So besides being anchorman of the
local evening news, Kent was associate producer of the show. This made
it his responsibility to see that available reporters and crews were
assigned to the right stories and to decide what news was to be covered
in the daily hour-long broadcast. It also meant that Kent had to be in
the newsroom before anyone else, going over newswires and trying to
figure out in mid-morning what the news would be by the end of the day.
"Hey, Clarkie, what's news?" Steve Lombard, the sports broadcaster and
former first-string quarterback for the Metropolis Astros, lumbered
into a newsroom full of clicking wire service receivers and clacking
typewriters. "Get it? What's news? Ain't anybody got a sense of humor
around here?"
"Good morning, Steve." Clark smiled as he tried to figure out whether
he should eliminate a story about a twelve-year-old girl swimming
across Long Island Sound in favor of a nineteen-year-old engineering
student who had equipped a Volkswagen to run on twelve storage
batteries instead of gasoline.
"Ah, good old conscientious, punctual, enterprising, dull Clarkie.
Can't you say anything besides 'good morning'?"
"Nice day, isn't it?" The engineering student had a distracting tic
when he talked. Clark decided that for television the little girl was
more newsworthy.
"Same old faces around here," Lombard muttered. "Same old routine.
Boyoboy, when they told me I was gonna be on the tube every day, I
figured the chicks'd be climbing the walls like King Kong to get next
to me."
"They're not?"
"Well, I 'spose they are. But there's something missing, know what I
mean, Clarkie?"
"What do you mean, Steve? Love? Affection? The sort of thing that
makes lasting relationships, right?"
"No, I got all that. Maybe I should grow a mustache."
"What've you got lined up for your spot today, Steve? Isn't this the
day you do an on-the-air interview with Pelé?"
"Yeah, hey, hey!" Steve cuffed Clark on the shoulder, and Clark fell
back clumsily, more out of concern for Steve's hand than anything
else. "Guy can sure kick that soccer sucker, hey, Clark? Get it?"
"Got it."
"He'll be here about four-thirty. Great guy. Had a Bloody Mary with
the dude last night at the Ground Floor."
"He broke training?"
"Nah, the season ended last month. You gotta keep up with the news,
man. This waitress—y'know, Maureen, the one with all those low-cut
drinks—she kept coming on to him, y'know, just to be nice 'cause he's a
friend of mine."
"Couldn't be she liked him, could it?"
"Sure she liked him."
"How do you know?"
"She told me when I dropped her off at work this morning. Why's the
place so dead today?"
"Had to send a lot of crews on the road."
"Slow news day in town, eh? 'Smatter, old Musclehead ain't helped any
old ladies across the street with super-breath lately?"
"I guess there hasn't been anything spectacular for him to do the past
few days. Maybe he's worried about Luthor's escape last week."
"Luthor, huh? He's been in the headlines since he broke out again and
nobody's seen hide nor hair of him. Pretty hard to see a hair of him.
Get it?"
"As long as the FBI issues statements that they expect an arrest within
twenty-four hours, we've got something to say about him."
"Ah, that bald fruit's not human. Third time he's broken out this
year, ain't it?"
"Fourth, if you count last New Year's Eve."
"Everyone knows the FBI's not in Luthor's league. We're just waiting
for another showdown between Baldy and the Super-guy, right?"
"I suppose, but Superman doesn't issue a press release every day, so we
go with what we've got."
The people of Metropolis were secure enough in their big-city
provincialism to look up when they heard the high-pitched wind-tunnel
sound in the sky no more often than they looked at the tops of the
buildings around them. But there were still the tourists on the
crowded streets who responded when some lunkhead yelled, "Look! Up in
the sky!" Someone would always answer, "It's a bird!" and then a few
people would yell, "It's a plane!" and in a boom of voices that was
more often than not louder than the whistling wind in the sky, "It's
Superman!" Then again, few were the natives who had been out of town
for some days who did not find themselves joining in the chant and then
swelling with territorial pride under their button-down collars.
Superman was a public phenomenon without precedent. No other public
figure, even in the golden age of monarchy, ever so excited people's
imaginations almost from the time of his birth. From the fanciful
reports of a flying baby in a red-and-blue playsuit twenty and thirty
years ago, to the public appearance of a teenaged Superboy from a lost
planet, to the conferring of international citizenship on Superman by
the United Nations years ago, this alien had become the most famous man
on Earth. If a news show had lots of Superman film, it became
popular. If a magazine had him on the cover, it outsold everything
else competing for rack space. If he made a public appearance, the
locals talked about it for years.
Children played in imitations of his red cape. He made skin-tight
outfits, especially in red and blue, a recurrent fashion among men not
generally given to fads. The symbol he wore on his chest, a stylized S
in a symmetrical irregular pentagon, was the most widely recognized
trademark in the world. His crusade against crime, his awesome feats
to minimize natural and man-made disasters, inspired millions of people
to enter crime prevention, conservation, medical research, and similar
fields. He could fly under his own power, he was strong enough to
juggle planetoids, indestructible enough to take a steam bath at the
core of a star, and he had the ability to see through most solid
objects and to hear for unlimited distances. No other human could do
what Superman could do. Every other human aspired to be him. He
brought with him the birth of an age of humanitarianism on Earth; he
reawakened the hope for peace. There were those who said there was a
dark side to his presence, as well.
By lunchtime Clark Kent's blackboard in the WGBS newsroom was nearly
filled with assignments. Tricia Felins was downtown with an auricon
crew filming a piece on the safety of schoolyard playgrounds in the
city. Johnny Greene was covering the Mayor's press conference on drug
rehabilitation programs. The mayor was bucking for a Senate nomination
and Greene was bucking for a post as the new Senator's press
secretary. Jimmy Olsen was sixty miles away with a videotape crew at
Princeton University's Institute for Advanced Studies, covering the
opening of hitherto unseen documents left in a vault nearly thirty
years ago by the late Professor Albert Einstein. Being processed in
the lab was a three-minute "Plan Sport" feature about how to cope with
an indoor coleus that grew big enough to take over the room. Already
in the can was a special six-minute film in Cathi Thomas's series on
the artists who were living in the converted lofts of an area of
Metropolis that was once a crime-ridden eyesore. Three young reporters
were running up enormous phone bills double-checking the authenticity
of the hard news coming in from around the world via Associated Press
and United Press International. Oscar Asherman was on the Galaxy
Building roof playing with his barometers and anemometers like a child
fascinated with an Erector set. Steve Lombard was in a corner,
feigning ignorance of the English language in order to have an excuse
to enlist Janet Terry, fresh as peaches out of Columbia School of
Journalism, to help him on copy to accompany sports footage. By
lunchtime Clark Kent's daily wrestling match with the WGBS 6 O'Clock
Evening News was largely won, and Lois Lane was on her way up from the
sixth-floor offices of the Daily Planet for their lunch date.
The bell rang twice on the Associated Press wire, not enough to cut
into programming with a bulletin, but significant enough for the
associate producer of the city's major local news show to get up from
his typewriter and see what was up. As Clark held up the rolling
yellow sheet of paper and watched the story type itself out he saw Lois
step out of his office down the hall and he waved at her.
"Hey, Clarkie, what's popping?" came the voice from the same direction
as another swat to his shoulder. "Well well well, willya look at who's
prancing down the hall dressed to stop a convoy. Heavy lunch hour,
Clark?"
"Oh, Lois? Guess so." Lombard seemed to smell the lady approaching at
three o'clock out of a cloud like a World War I ace. "Weren't you
showing that new girl Janet how to write film, Steve?"
"She'll be all right in the editing room. She's a fast learner.
Hel-loooo, Lois."
"How's it hanging, Grizzly?" Lois stepped in the hallway door.
"What're we doing for lunch, Clark?"
"Oh, I thought maybe Patty and Brew or—"
"Yeah, Clarkie." Lombard tried hard to look as genial as a hibernating
polar bear. "What're we doing for lunch? Taking a Lear jet to Paris
for hors d'oeuvres? Morocco for beef curry? Dessert in New Orleans?"
"Get off it, Grizzly. You know the last time Clark had a comeback for
a one-liner he fell of his moa."
"Lois! Isn't anyone on my side?" Clark's exclamation was only in his
words. He seemed never to rise above a conversational tone or a
walking speed.
Steve Lombard was another matter. Lois had long ago stopped feeling
guilty about the amusement she felt when she watched the two men
together. She realized that there was no point in feeling guilty
because Steve seemed, under it all, quite as incompetent as Clark at
human interaction.
Like now, for example, she allowed a creamy grin as Steve waved a hand,
talking and trying to distract her and Clark, as he used the other hand
to slip the corner of Clark's jacket—it apparently never occurred to
Clark to take off the jacket indoors—into the roller from which the
two-alarm story was emerging. What would happen next, Lois thought, was
that as Steve tried to turn the crank, pulling Clark's jacket into the
machine and making him look stupid, a fire bell would ring and Clark
would jump away in time, or a light fixture would fall on Steve's head,
or the big boss Mr. Edge would walk in and yell at Steve for horsing
around or—
As Steve leaned back to yank at the handle and mangle Clark's suit, the
crank picked that moment to fall off in Steve's hand and leverage left
the quarterback sprawled on the floor in a pile of discarded wire
copy. Unflappable, Clark Kent ripped off the current message, about a
swarm of hang gliders seen approaching from the outskirts of the city,
and dropped it on Steve's face.
"Gotta go eat, Steve. Would you have somebody check out this story
while I'm gone?"
"Nuts!" The sportscaster flew to his feet and down the hall ahead of
Clark and Lois. He bumped into a cute young copy girl on her way to
the newsroom and snarled, "Who're you?"
"Laila. Laila Herstol, I—"
"Shouldn't be working on your lunch hour. My treat."
"Really? Sure, Mr. Lombard."
"Look at him, Clark. One after the other. You think he collects
scalps, or puts notches in his shoulder pads or something?"
"Don't know, Lois, but someday he's liable to injure himself."
What no one had noticed was that the crank of the Associated Press
ticker had not broken. It had melted. Clark would cover up the fact
the first chance he got.
Patty and Brew was a quickie lunch spot half a step over McDonald's and
Burger King in exclusiveness. Both male and female heads turned Lois's
way as the pair walked the block to the restaurant. There was no
denying the lady's striking appearance, and it went well with her
brisk, almost manly stride. She had been on the talk show circuit for
years plugging one book or another, and then there was the perennial
gossip about her and Superman. Hardly anyone who looked noticed she
was with a man, much less that the man was Kent. She was the show on
this block.
That was, until a faint whooshing sound came from the sky. Pedestrians
froze, and traffic slowed, as people craned their necks looking for a
red-and-blue streak. But what they heard was the distant beating of
police helicopters and what they saw were half a dozen of what appeared
to be hang gliders, propelled by tiny jet engines and rotors. One of
the gliders left formation and hovered over the Metro National Bank and
almost instantly a low-pitched rumble shook the ground.
"Luthor!" Clark spat.
"What?" Lois said. "What are those things?"
"High-pitched sound coming from devices in the gliders. Probably at
exactly the pitch that will shatter tempered steel. As in bank
vaults."
"What? Clark, how do you know all that?"
"My nose for news."
"Is there a cliché you haven't hit yet today?"
"Look, Lois. You stay and watch what happens. Take notes. I've got
to get a film crew on the roof for the show, anyway, so I'll let Perry
know you're covering the story for the paper."
"Oh, no, Clark Kent. You've stepped on enough of my bylines, and the
old man would hop at the chance to get your name over a front-page
story. I'll call my editor myself, thanks." Lois elbowed her way into
the restaurant and its public telephone.
By the time Clark had had the chance to smile at his own cleverness he
slid into the lobby of a building that was emptying quickly. Once he
found a corner safely away from onlookers he moved faster than any eye
could follow. The glasses, the blue jacket and pants, the tie, shirt,
and shoes peeled away in a twinkling. A curl of blue-black hair
dropped over his forehead.
And for no more than another instant there stood the most powerful man
on Earth.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: THEME NUMBER 1
SIGNIFICANT AND ENDURING THEME NUMBER 1
LOVE
Superman loved Lois Lane.
Lois Lane loved Clark Kent and ached in vain to believe he was
Superman.
Clark Kent loved Superman.
No one understood this.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 6
Chapter 6
THE PENTHOUSE
Yesterday Luthor was dressed in skin-tight pajamas and crossed
ammunition belts. The outfit was the only affectation he had for a
purpose, and therefore the only one he recognized as an affectation.
The penthouse hideaway four hundred feet over the city, the medieval
tapestries hanging over the faces of the computers and wall consoles,
the Egyptian sarcophagus whose mummy was replaced by a mattress covered
with Snoopy sheets and pillowcases, paintings on the wall by
Leyendecker, Peake, Frazetta, and Adams, those weren't affectations.
Those were matters of taste. Luthor was flying in the terrace window
with his jet boots for the seventeenth time, and he was running out of
videotape.
Six videotape recording units operated by six wanted criminals stood at
different angles facing the pathway from the terrace window to the far
wall. "We're going to get it right this time," Luthor said, "then we
work on the disappearing shot and we're into the projection booth for
splicing and recomposition into a holographic image. It's going to be
a long night."
Nobody groaned. This was the highest paid staff in organized crime.
Lex Luthor firmly believed in the theory that there was some Universal
law yet unexpressed by the temporal humans who lived on Earth, which
explained the clashes of great opposing forces. When the United States
teetered at the brink of collapse, a socio-political genius named
Lincoln appeared to steer the potentially disastrous forces in the
direction of positive reform. When Caesar began to amass dangerous
power, Brutus found the moral strength to stop him. When armies of
procreating hominids of various states of development began to overrun
the habitable areas of the Eastern Hemisphere and compete with each
other for food, there arose homo sapiens with their wheels, their tools
and their weapons to subjugate the land and take the future for their
own. When a super-powered alien brought his hyperactive sense of
propriety across the heavens in order to cram it down the gullets of
perfectly capable, sentient Terrans, there came Luthor, a creative
marvel who alone among the human community was capable of keeping that
self-important, cape-waving pork-face in his place. Luthor saw
himself, as he saw Lincoln, Brutus and the inventor of the wheel, to be
an integral part of the eddies and currents of the Universe. He was a
product of natural law.
For every social force, Luthor thought, there is an equal and opposite
social force to balance it. Maybe that was the Universal law he had in
mind. Maybe it was that simple. In one of the hundreds of biographies
of the man that Luthor read before he was old enough to balance an
oxidation-reduction reaction, he found that Einstein would approach
each new problem of physics the same way. Evidently the old man would
sit back in his chair, close his eyes and ask himself how he would
arrange the Universe if he were God. When Lex Luthor now asked himself
the same question he came to the inevitable conclusion that his rule
about the balancing of social forces was true. Everything is in or
approaching a state of equilibrium. There is no good and bad, no right
and wrong, no Heaven and Hell. There is not even any middle ground.
There is just dead center.
Therefore, Luthor had to do all he could to make life difficult for
Superman. Not to do so was equivalent to trying to repeal Ohm's Law or
Pauli's Exclusion Principle. It was Luthor's duty to the Balance of
Nature.
Luthor now saw, with hindsight, that it was inevitable for his life to
be bound up with that of the Kryptonian almost from the day Superboy
began to exercise his power on Earth. The notice on page three of the
four-page Smallville Times-Reader about the Luthor family taking title
to the old house on Merriellees Lane was in the first issue in that
publication's history in which the editor, Sarah Lang, chose to
decorate page one with a banner headline. The headline read:
ARMY TO INVESTIGATE
SMALLVILLE ANGEL
The so-called Smallville Angel was how the written press across the
country accounted for a series of apparent miracles that were happening
in Smallville with increasing frequency over the months immediately
preceding Luthor's arrival there. Children in the process of drowning
would suddenly find themselves waking up by the side of the lake;
furious tornadoes would regularly unwind and sputter out on the edge of
town; thieves cruising away from the scene of the crime would find
themselves stopped short, surrounded by neat little jerry-built cages
made of tree trunks or mud or whatever was handy—cages which vanished
as immediately as they appeared when the police happened upon the
scene; that sort of thing.
Everyone in Smallville knew by this time that there was no angel.
People had caught glimpses of the little boy in the red and blue flying
suit for years. He would be in his early teens now, and the people of
Smallville generally felt that it was time the outside world took
notice of their Superboy. Everyone who walks the Sierras knows the
day-to-day habits of the legendary sasquatch. Every New Englander who
lives north of Manchester, New Hampshire, knows there is a lot of
flying hardware in the sky from somewhere other than here. Every half
of a pair of identical twins knows what telepathy feels like. No
federal commission has to put a label of legitimacy on reality. It is
always nice to think, though, that government officials have some
concept of what reality in fact is.
Superboy seemed to come to the conclusion that if the army wanted to
see him, there was no reason he should go out of his way to hide
himself. The week Jules and Arlene Luthor, their teenage son Lex and
their infant daughter Lena moved into the house on Merriellees Lane,
there appeared the second banner headline in the history of the
Smallville Times-Reader:
SUPERBOY REVEALS HIMSELF
and the three words filled the entire first page under the paper's
logo. The special expanded issue was eight pages long, carried no
advertising, was completely devoted to the subject of Superboy. There
was a complete transcript, for example, of the dinner conversation at
the White House where the President honored the young hero, but there
was no room for the fact that a new family had moved into town.
Luthor thought it was significant that the local weekly newspaper never
did get around to recognizing his family's presence. As it turned out,
the family would not be in Smallville for long.
Young Lex Luthor's first happy memory of Smallville was a minor flap he
caused by turning out to be the top science student in the eighth
grade. This caused some excitement because Lana Lang, the red-headed
daughter of the woman who left the Luthors out of the Smallville
Times-Reader, got the idea that for some reason Superboy had another
identity. She thought that he was probably one of the boys in the
eighth grade. Lex's quiet appearance in town at the same time as
Superboy's spectacular revelation, as well as the new boy's uncommon
brilliance, prompted the insufferably cute little girl to follow Lex
around like a puppy for the better part of a week. She thought he was
Superboy and the new kid appreciated the attention.
Lex was a touch bored by schoolwork. He did not much like following
direction, but he liked to experiment, especially in his chemistry
class where he found a lab partner with pretty much the same attitude.
Lex and his lab partner had an assignment one day to demonstrate in
front of the class how two deadly poisons can be combined chemically to
make a nutrient which is actually necessary to the human body. Lex and
his partner had to combine sodium with chloride to make table salt, and
then sprinkle it on a scrambled egg and feed it to everyone in the
room. Lex had had breakfast before he came to school that morning and
thought the idea was going to be a thundering bore, so before he left
for school he stuffed a fake plastic egg from a novelty shop and a few
jars of chemicals from his father's workshop in the basement into his
coat pocket.
It was Lex's job to combine the chemicals while the class watched, his
lab partner's to scramble and fry three eggs over a bunsen burner in an
aluminum camping frypan. Lex rigged up an inverted cone and clear
glass tube over his reaction to distill the salt and keep any excess
chlorine from escaping into the room. Then he looked over at what his
partner was doing. He grimaced.
"Hey, that's no way to scramble an egg."
"Whuh?"
"Lookit that. Egg juice all over the place. Yuch."
"What do you mean egg juice?"
"All over the top. You have to stir it around a little so it all gets
cooked."
"That's the way my mother makes it."
"Listen. Your mother ain't a great cook just 'cause she's a mother.
Mine burns water."
Everyone in the class laughed at that except the lab partner, who
didn't get it. "How does she do that?" he wanted to know.
Lex knew his lab partner was too bright to be that dumb, but the two
had a good act. Lex had a straight man. He ran a finger of water into
a beaker, held it in one hand and waved the other hand over the top
like a good stage magician. Lex was sure his partner noticed the
micro-milliliter of substance he sprinkled over the surface of the
water from his waving hand, so that when he brought the bunsen burner
near it the water seemed to pop into flame.
Lex was also sure that his partner noticed, when the rest of the class
was distracted by the flame, as Lex switched his fake plastic egg with
the chemical compounds under it for the for the real scrambled egg.
His partner was a good kid and didn't let on. Sometimes he was too
good.
So when Lex took the plate of fake eggs out from behind the lab table,
held it out to the class and sprinkled his sodium chloride catalyst
over it, a big black glob of smoke flung itself from the dish like a
dragon bursting from the sea. Lex howled. Both he and his lab partner
got detention for a week. Years later, when Lana Lang told the story,
she swore the burst of smoke had claws.
Young Lex had curly brown hair, a nose he thought was too long, and big
feet that tended to point outward instead of forward when he walked.
Little kids took to him the moment he grinned, older people seemed
unable to resist the urge to pinch his cheek, boys his own age hated
him as soon as he open his mouth in class for the first time, cute
little red-headed girls made him stutter and occasionally choke when he
tried to talk to them. When Lana Lang saw Lex and Superboy at the same
time—the hero showed up in time to smother a potential explosion in a
chemistry experiment Lex was trying one day when his lab partner was
absent—the girl lost any interest in him. When after a few weeks Lex
turned out to be not only the top science student but the top math,
history, English, art and French student as well, the only kid who made
any effort to be Lex's friend was his lab partner, Clark Kent.
Lana Lang was the second-to-the-top English student. Clark was second
in everything else. Luthor decided that Clark kept his friends by
being the eighth grade's top nerd. Lex would rather keep his dignity.
Clark Kent grew up to be a mindless mouthpiece for some petty fiefdom
in the American Corporate Empire. Lex Luthor built an empire of his
own.
Yesterday, Luthor tromped out to the terrace. A moment later the man
behind one of the taping units called, "Rolling!"
Lex Luthor, resplendent in purple and green, collar raised, sashes
holding vials and bizarre weapons, small jets in his boots belching
flame, flew into the room cackling like a rabid hyena. He waved in
front of him a rolled-up leather folder as he burst in, did a pirouette
in midair, bounced gracefully off the wall with both hands and feet,
and hopped to the floor as he snatched back his composure and said,
"Cut!"
"Think we got it?" the boss asked his six cameramen. They all thought
so.
"All right, take your places for the next shot."
That was yesterday.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 7
Chapter 7
PRINCETON
"Slow down, boy," Jimmy Olsen told himself for the fourth time since he
got up this morning. He said this to himself out loud when he was
bored, frustrated or excited. This time it was the first. The reason
he told himself to slow down when he was bored was that he tended to
get worked up over the fact that he had a dull assignment today, and he
probably would not get to show off his go-get-'em, let-'em-have-it,
boy-wonder reporting on the air. He had dazzled the world yesterday
and the day before; he would probably do it again tomorrow. At
twenty-three Olsen was the youngest on-the-air reporter in Metropolis.
He was also probably the most worried about his career.
Jimmy Olsen found himself orphaned and alone at sixteen, supporting
himself as a copy boy for the Daily Planet. By eighteen a series of
freelance news stories written on speculation earned him the position
of "cub reporter." By twenty-one Perry White, the paper's editor, had
made him a full member of the Planet staff. Beside being an electronic
journalist, now he wrote a feature column for the Planet Newspaper
Syndicate three times a week. Somewhere along the line Jimmy picked up
a high school diploma from the back of a matchbook, led a South
American safari to locate his father who had been sitting in the jungle
for years with a form of amnesia induced by malaria, learned to operate
every newsgathering gadget from the typewriter to the WGBS-TV newsvan,
entered the Guinness Book of Records for being thought killed in the
line of duty more times than anyone else in any profession, became
world famous, and convinced himself his life was headed absolutely
nowhere.
A few more days like this one, covering the opening of a vault holding
a notebook written by a man dead twenty years, and someone might
sympathize with Jimmy's frustration. Jimmy thought of himself as the
last of the Vikings, maybe a direct descendant of Leif the Lucky and
Eric the Red. He certainly had the hair and complexion for it. So he
was only five feet seven, nobody's perfect.
The Institute for Advanced Studies in Princeton was a nice place to put
a housing development. It was said that Albert Einstein himself
designed the layout of the place. Some layout. One brick baronial
mansion housing the Institute, surrounded by a parking lot, a lawn the
size of six or eight football fields and a hundred or so acres of woods
which were punctuated by circuitous walking paths stretching for miles
but leading back approximately to where they each started. The great
man used to spend hours, days plodding over these paths trying to
figure out exactly what gravity was. Jimmy could have told him. It
was the stuff that kept the Australians from falling off the Earth.
Jimmy had learned that from the back of a matchbook.
It was a little after eleven in the morning when Jimmy, his cameraman,
and his sound technician pulled up in front of the Institute. The
"camera" was actually a videotape recorder and needed no sound man, but
try to convince the union of that. The only people in sight were half
a dozen other reporters, two camera crews, and a few college students
walking dogs on the big lawn.
"Hey, man." Jimmy motioned to a reporter in a turtleneck shirt and an
awfully obvious rug on his head. "Anybody tell you when this show gets
moving?"
"What?" He jumped.
"Seen any eggheads around? When do they open the safe?"
"Oh. Noon." The guy was terse.
"Then why'd I get up so early?"
He shrugged.
"I'm from WGBS. Who're you with?"
"Philadelphia Enquirer."
"The Enquirer. You know Evy Wuener? She's on staff there now, isn't
she?"
"I don't know her. I'm new."
"Should meet her, man. Girl's got the best pair of typing hands this
side of Poughkeepsie. Tell her Jimmy Olsen says hi."
"Sure."
Jerk, Jimmy thought. All those middle-aged guys struggling to write a
lead paragraph for some backwater rag were jealous, that was it. Well,
so the Enquirer wasn't a rag. So why didn't this guy want to say more
than half a sentence to a colleague who was a legend in his own time?
And who cared, anyhow?
At a quarter to twelve a little man in a tweed suit appeared at the
main door of the building. Jimmy scribbled in his notebook—more teeth
than Carter—sleeps in his suit—academic type born at the age of
eighteen.
"I wonder if you'd all be so ki—uh, nice as to co—uh, step into the
Inst—uh, the building here."
The notebook: Needle scratches on his larynx.
"I'm Mist—uh, Doctor Donald Ackroyd. Any questions gent—uh, ladies and
gentlemen?"
The guy from Newark, of course, wanted to know if there were free
drinks for the press. Jimmy remembered his asking that same question
at that Alcoholics Anonymous convention last year. Creep.
Apparently, no one knew what Einstein had left in this vault. Everyone
figured it might be pretty valuable or the greatest genius of the
twentieth century wouldn't have gone to all the trouble of locking it
away for twenty-five years. Geniuses were pretty weird guys, though.
People thought Luthor was a genius, and no one ever knew where he was
coming off. And Superman had to be a genius. Talk about crazy
lifestyles. A secret fortress carved out of a mountain in the arctic;
everybody said he dressed up as a normal guy during the day and went
around sniggering at people who couldn't fly. All the time chasing
after gangsters and flash floods and waving at the tourists. If Jimmy
were a super-powered alien, he thought, he wouldn't waste time piddling
around on Earth. There was a Universe out there.
Notebook: Three armed guards—one to open the vault and two to look
tough—lotsa spooky guys with dark glasses and bulging lapels—taking no
chances.
The guy from Newark ogled the girl from CBS. The fool from Philly with
the wig hung from a corner snarling at the world. People got out of
the way when Jimmy wanted his cameraman to get a closer look. It's
great to be a star.
The guard in the middle pulled open the door of a vault about the size
of a refrigerator. Before anyone could get a close enough look to see
if a light went on when the door opened, out flew Lex Luthor, cackling
like a bad dream.
Jimmy was the only one who kept his head. That was the way it always
worked. He elbowed past the reporter with the eyeballs hanging out of
their sockets, hopped over Dr. Ackroyd who was on his way to the floor,
grabbed the .38 out of the shoulder holster of the plainclothesman who
was screaming, and let loose two shots in the direction of Luthor's cue
ball head as the criminal passed through the wall like smoke through a
window screen, waving a rolled-up leather folder—the treasure from the
vault.
A few composures caught up to Jimmy's as the laughing ghost did a
midair pirouette on the other side of the window. Jimmy led
everyone—reporters, cameramen, officials, guards—through the door. Now
some of the spooks had drawn guns and were firing at the jet-powered
thief.
How did he get into the vault?
How did he pass through the wall?
How can he be so sure of dodging the bullets?
Why did he want the Einstein document?
Only Jimmy's cameraman was recording this. Every station in the
country would pay a mint to get copies of that tape. The students on
the lawn came running into the melee. Their dogs all galloped off into
the woods.
Luthor waved his prize in the sky. Jimmy dropped the gun and grabbed
his microphone.
"The door of the vault seemed open not even enough for a man to pass
through the crack when Luthor scrambled out over the heads of
reporters, waving the priceless papers and laughing louder than life.
He went through the wall of the Institute like a ghost, and as you can
see, instead of leaving the scene he swings back and forth in the sky
like a man on a trapeze—"
Good simile. Wouldn't need much editing.
"—as if defying Institute guards to pick him out of the air like a clay
pigeon. Ladies and gentlemen, what you are witnessing—"
Jimmy felt more like a ringmaster than a newsman.
"—is the daring theft by the greatest criminal scientist of our time of
the last artifact from the life of possibly the greatest scientist of
all—uh—oh."
Just as Jimmy felt the words rolling, he choked off. Luthor faded from
the sky, along with his booty, as if he had never been there, and the
guards were left seeding the clouds.
At that moment, the toupeed man who said he was from Philadelphia was
slipping out a back door of the emptied Institute building carrying a
soldered lead case the size of a geography textbook. Luthor tore off
the fake hair as he plopped into his confederate's car, laid the sealed
document on his lap, and headed for the New Jersey Turnpike.
The vault door hung wide open with nothing beyond it but a small empty
table and the glow of a single 40-watt bulb. No one would be surprised
to find Luthor's fingerprints all over the tiny room.
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LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 8
Illustration by Solomon Grundy; click to ZOOM
Chapter 8
THE POWER
Nobody heard the whistling in the city sky until it was all over. This
was business.
There were three gliders still in formation, heading in a wedge over
midtown. Nine more were at a standstill fifteen to twenty feet over the
roofs of nine major banks, each hovering under the power of a trio of
small rotors on the points of the triangular kites. Waves of
infra-sound beat downward from little plastic boxes on the pilots'
legs. The one-man craft were masterpieces of simple design and fuel
conservation. There was only one technician in the world with the
talent and resources to design and build a squad of them. The pilots of
the vehicles wore heavily padded outfits along with helmets that had a
small monopole antenna over the left ear. Police helicopters—four of
them—beat onto the scene with loudspeakers blasting.
"Attention—land your craft on the roof of the nearest building—" The
three pilots in the three gliders still soaring toward their respective
destinations laughed. They were the Queen's clipper ships against the
Spanish Armada. They rode stallions while the police chased on the
backs of dinosaurs.
"No charges will be pressed if you debark immediately—"
One of the three glider pilots banked left toward the Banco
Internacionale building. His vehicle vanished and he found himself
hanging eighty feet over the sidewalk, and he told himself he was going
to die.
"If you do not cease unauthorized activity within ten seconds—"
The doomed pilot looked at the spinning sky and saw that the pilots of
the two other gliders in his formation were following him down and
their gliders were nowhere in sight. He looked down and in the time
since he last saw the ground a huge red cloth had been stretched over
the street with two corners tied around two lampposts.
"You will be fired upon—"
plop-plop-plop
The pilot fell on the red cloth, and the two others followed. He was
alive. The cloth gave way like a trampoline. He rolled across a red
valley, felt himself bump into one of the other pilots, and tried to
get to his knees. He felt nauseated.
"You have ten seconds—"
He saw the far ends of the cloth and what was holding onto the corners
there. The man in blue. He felt the surface below him give way like a
beach blanket as he was thrown by an irresistible wave against the sky
and several times the pressure of normal gravity mashed his face in.
"—starting NOW"
Superman calculated that the force with which he flung the three men
into the air put their initial velocity at 160 feet per second. They
would rise 400 feet into the sky and it would take them five seconds
going up and five dropping back down. These thoughts flew through his
head as he untied the corners of his red cape from the lampposts and
fastened the clips inside his shirt as the cloth snapped back to its
normal size. And the helicopter loudspeakers filled the air.
"Nine seconds."
Superman directed a narrow blast of air between his two front teeth. A
block away one of the three rotors keeping the glider stable began to
spin too fast. The front end of the craft nosed down, dropping the
pilot out. A red-and-blue streak drew a parabolic curve under the
glider as Superman snatched the falling criminal from his fall.
"Eight seconds."
As he swooped through the sky, the last son of Krypton threw a glance
in the direction of a glider hovering over another bank building less
than a block away. Banks were thicker in midtown than Cadillacs in
Teheran. It was more than a glance that Superman shot at that glider.
Its pilot felt unsteady; he looked up and saw his fiberglass kite
crackling with intense heat over his head. It was bubbling, becoming
disfigured into little globules of molten silicon that could not hold
the wind, much less the pilot. As the craft began sailing into the
nearest street the pilot made a whirling leap at the bank roof, hoping
to land on a particularly padded part of his suit. He didn't land at
all.
"Seven seconds."
The flying man carried his two charges by their padded trousers up
toward a high ledge of the Galaxy Building and set them down. The
ledge was at the level of the building's air conditioning system, so
the only way off was by air. On the way down Superman went into a
300-foot power dive at his new targets, his arms flung behind him like
the wings of a falcon.
"Six seconds."
He swept between two gliders over two adjacent buildings at a speed
just under mach one. The reduced air pressure in his wake dragged the
two of them together before they could think. A blast of heat vision
Superman tossed back over his shoulder fused the roof doors of the
adjoining buildings closed. These two would have nowhere to escape.
"Five seconds."
The lunchtime crowds on the streets hadn't yet figured out what was
going on overhead. And an irresistible force came barreling out of the
sky at the thronged plaza faster than any eye could possibly follow.
He banked toward a scrawny tree standing on the sidewalk in a four-foot
round concrete flower pot. Arcing upward, he snatched the plant with
him pot and all. By the time he was six stories above the ground he
was moving slowly enough so that the pilot of the glider above could
see him coming.
"Four seconds."
Seven down out of the dozen. The eighth knew what was coming and
couldn't get out of the way. His kite was about to get caught in a
tree. Superman pronged his prize like a jouster and continued upward
to drop the pilot with the other two on the Galaxy Building ledge.
"Three seconds."
X-ray vision beamed at the earpiece of one pilot filled his head with
hellish static. An ultrasonic squeal at the highest D-flat Superman
could reach was the right pitch to vibrate another pilot's footrests
and handlebars out of his grip. Once the two realized that they were
disoriented they would fall to the roofs fifteen feet below them.
"Two seconds."
One of the last two pilots was a few blocks away. He could hear the
police loudspeakers playing town crier and feel the diminishing of the
vibrations his friends were sending at their assigned bank buildings.
He had reached one hand down to a boot holster and was taking aim at
the nearest police helicopter.
tchok-tchok-tchok
Superman caught the three .22 shells in his mouth like jellybeans and
spat them out at the three guy lines connecting the pilot to his kite.
ping-ping-ping
The pilot was unconscious on his back.
"One second."
Superman quickly inspected the earphone attachments on the pilots with
telescopic and x-ray vision. He had to be sure it was Luthor behind
this. He threw his voice, disguised as Luthor's the way it would sound
through a radio, at the left ear of the last remaining pilot. "Scrub
the mission. Surrender to the police according to our contingency
plan," said Luthor's voice.
"Zero."
Swinging over the city for the benefit of those on the ground who were
finally catching on to what was taking place, the Man of Steel caught
one at a time the three pilots tossed into the air ten seconds ago.
They were mercifully unconscious.
And when the police in the four helicopters went to open fire they
found, to their surprise, that there wasn't a glider left in the sky.
They would collect three suspects from a ledge of the Galaxy Building,
three unconscious under a potted tree on the plaza, two in a pile of
crashed fiberglass on one roof, and so forth, each armed with a
.22-caliber pistol whose firing pin was melted like grilled cheese.
Janet Terry, the new girl in the newsroom, had the presence of mind to
get a camera at the window to catch the tail of Superman's
performance. Someone always did. By the time Clark Kent walked into
the newsroom with a detailed account, the place was a volcano of
activity.
Lombard was in the corner of the room with his feet on the desk smiling
as somebody frantically answered the phone and somebody bit a pencil in
half as a bulletin came over the newswire and somebody pounded out new
copy and somebody demanded that at least one phone line be kept free.
Steve had nothing to do until his interview subject showed up.
"Steve, will you talk to me?" Clark asked.
"I'll tell you anything you want to hear."
"What's going on here?"
"Jimmy called up from Princeton and everybody went bazonkas."
"Why? Did you get Superman on film?"
"Sure sure sure. Hey, do you have any idea why he always manages to
pick the emergency that's going on near a TV camera?"
"Will you stop it? What did Jimmy say?"
"Well, y'see, it seems there's a big joke on Superman."
"Superman? Joke?"
"Yeah. While Luthor's guys were keeping him busy playing tag the boss
was down in Princeton stealing the papers from Albert Einstein's
vault. Pretty funny, huh?"
"He what?"
"Stole the papers from Einstein. You don't hear too good, do you,
Clarkie?"
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 9
Towbee
Towbee the Mad Minstrel
Chapter 9
ORIC
Towbee's audience was nearly as heterogeneous as the planet itself—as
heterogeneous as his own ancestry. It was the crowd coming out of the
temple. The Chief Speaker of the temple was terribly impressed with
Towbee's talent, was continually after the minstrel to chant the verses
of Sonnabend's prophesies at the services. After a while Towbee finally
agreed that his singing at the temple entrance would consist of the
verses, along with Towbee's own introductions and transitions. One day
of every ten, according to law, had to include attendance at one temple
service. That law included anyone who spent more than six consecutive
days on Oric, but it did not include Towbee. Towbee was insane.
Among those lingering a moment after the service to listen to Towbee
were an arachnoid from Polaris, a tripedal from the Septus Group, even
a humanoid all the way from the Central Cluster somewhere. They
certainly came a long way these days to get a piece of the action.
There must have been sixty or more listeners and no more than two of
the same race. And they all very likely thought Towbee was a fool. A
mad poet. A singer of silly songs. A diversion from the serious work
of slicing up chunks of the Galactic Arm and selling them to the
highest bidder. These petty usurers and moneychangers might think more
of Towbee if they stopped to notice what he was singing:
It was old when the Guardians had mothers
And Arcturus only glowed in God's eye;
When dominion of the spaceways was another's,
When angels were the only souls to fly.
The prophesy of Sonnabend was tendered,
Bid by Him who did fold the Spiral's tips
For us whom His handiwork has rendered,
To guide us by words of prophet's lips:
When the minions of immortals spread Galactic,
When a thousand cultures dwell in Vega's glow,
When a sailing ship for starflight is a tactic,
When these things all come to pass then we will know
That a hybrid born to Vega has been spreading
Massive strength through an empire built on trade,
And a path to an Arm's rule he is treading;
'Gainst his rule need for freedom sure will fade.
But the heathens would not notice the message, only the medium. They
would toss trinkets or treasures into the minstrel's basket according
to their station and wealth—this was not payment, actually, but
gifts—and they would go back to work.
One of the listeners was listening. The little gray humanoid from the
Central Cluster dropped his gift into the minstrel's basket—a modest
chip of rare granite—and waited for the rest of the crowd to disperse.
This planet, Oric, was becoming the economic center for this sector of
the Galaxy. The world was significantly larger than Earth, but made of
lighter material. It's gravity was consequently slightly less strong.
No one quite remembered what intelligent race, if any, was native to
Oric. The Guardians kept records of such things, but no one else was
sufficiently concerned to find out. Three of four thousand years ago by
Earth measure of time—which is of dubious value among hundreds of
intelligent races whose life spans vary from about twelve years to near
immortality—Oric first became a hub of the expanding slave trade in the
Galactic Arm. The Arm was that sector of the Galaxy that swung out at
the outer tip of the spiral of stars that was the Milky Way. It
included all the stars visible to the naked humanoid eye from Earth as
well as a few more. It was the last sector to approach the state of
civilization.
There was a right and a wrong in the Universe, and that distinction was
not very difficult to make.
Slavery, of course, was wrong. This was not to say that there were not
certain races or certain individuals among races who were best suited
to serve the needs of others. The concepts of right and wrong in the
Universe, however, were closely tied with the concept of consistency.
Servitude as a commercial commodity is inconsistent, a contradiction in
terms. In the practice of buying and selling—or giving and getting, as
it was looked at on Oric—a certain freedom of choice is implied on the
part of the parties to the transaction. Mandatory servitude does not
fit in with that scheme.
No one but scholars in the Ethics of Sonnabend ever went through that
thought process when wondering what was right and wrong. Most beings
simply knew. The rules were there, had been since Sonnabend laid them
down eight billion years ago. The power of the great prophet was such
that most of his principals, in some form, found their way into nearly
every developed or developing culture in the Galaxy. The principals
were not always followed, but they did in fact define very clearly the
difference between right and wrong. Loosely translated into English,
some of Sonnabend's ethical standards could be stated like this:
Do not bear false witness against your neighbor.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
We are endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights including
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
No one had any reliable memory of Sonnabend himself. There was no
reliable record left of his exact origins, although there were
legends. He so transformed the Galaxy that there was no longer any
concept of that the Galaxy was like before him, even among the few who
were alive then. That was probably just as well.
It was the voice of the prophet that inspired the founding of the
Guardians, a collection of nine immortal humanoid males whose purpose
it was to keep order in the Galaxy. That purpose brought them to Oric
and the Galactic Arm. The Arm was the last sector of the Galaxy into
which the immortals extended their active interest. It was always in
their power to come here; there was simply never anything going on here
before that demanded their attention. Only wanderers, rogue stars,
were outside their jurisdiction.
The Guardians were also inveterate record-keepers. Over eight billion
years they recorded the births and deaths of stars as well as the
fleeting histories of various forms of life on worlds spinning around
those stars. When the star sun Vega was born they watched; when the
profusion of black holes provided intelligent beings with power for
travelling beyond the speed of light they watched; when Krypton died
they watched and they waited.
The little gray humanoid hovered in a corner impassively watching the
mulligan stew of bodies zoom this way and that. The minstrel's
audience was dispersing, and the grinning, mustachioed, four-armed elf
hopped in front of the humanoid. This was Towbee the mad minstrel.
"You're a Malthusian, aren't you, Man?
Of anthropology I'm a fan."
The grinning leprechaun sounded preposterous in any language. The
remarkable intentional translators everyone on Oric wore around their
necks like amulets decoded the intent of any speaker into the language
of the listener, and since Towbee talked in the Orician equivalent of
what in English is the entrancing technique called rhyming, so was it
translated into whatever was the humanoid's native tongue. The
minstrel was always onstage, often jabbering and nonsensical, but
always rhythmic.
"I am a native of Malthus," said the impassive face. "You are adept at
distinguishing the origins of beings of similar races?"
"A bow in the backbone of fifteen degrees,
A small ball-and-socket joint down in your knees,
Both made my conclusion one of great ease."
Towbee was sounding too intelligent, he thought. It would be a good
idea to allay the stranger's suspicions before they had a chance to
form. As he spoke he absently caused his instrument—a device capable of
making cloudy images from light as well as musical sounds—to form the
image of a surface with a round hole. Over the next several minutes an
imagined creature of Towbee's own design seemed to try from every
conceivable angle to slide his square body into the round hole. The
forms Towbee spun were of directed light, not subject to gravitational
force, but of apparently infinite mass. They could not be moved or
dispersed except by the command of one adept at playing Towbee's
instrument. It was simple for the minstrel to feign madness. All he
needed to do was appear to open his mind to those around him.
"You've traveled from Galaxy's center to here.
What brings you to Oric, a distance not near?"
"A rumor. I am stopping off on a journey to a star on the rim. A
dwarf called Sol. Have you heard of it?"
"I have been there myself, seen remarkable things,
Like a giant world girdled by colorful rings."
"That would be Sol-6, the reason that area is often called the System
of the Rings. You are that widely traveled within the Galactic Arm?"
"From Spiral's tip to the shores of sight
I've rode the interstellar night.
So tell me, sir, this rumor queer
That speeds you journey on to there."
"I go to the world Sol-3, called Terra by the beings who inhabit it."
"World of chaos, without plan,
And legendary Superman."
"Yes, the refugee from the destroyed world that orbited Antares. Quite
an underachiever, would you say?"
"You've dodged the question, changed our course.
Can Sol-3 hide some great resource?"
The gray being allowed his first faint smile. Towbee could charm the
thumbs off a humanoid. "What harm could possibly come of telling one
like you? There was a brilliant Terran who died recently and it is
said that he left a final mathematical discovery in a secret hideaway
designed to open a generation after his death. A generation of
Terran's has since passed."
"Terrans contend with rocks and sticks,
With fossil fuels they're in a fix.
How could one of brilliant mind
Be one of those most wretched kind?"
"You have indeed been there, I see. The discoverer was named Einstein
and he was in touch with the spirit of Sonnabend. I have heard that he
left the secret of trisecting an angle."
"This is an amazing discovery then?
I fear it's importance is past my ken."
"I trusted it would be, poet."
For a bit more that a million years the Guardians had been
experimenting with a standing corps of agents who acted as a sort of
Galactic police force. The Green Lantern Corps consisted of one mortal
for each sector of the Galaxy—which was mapped and divided arbitrarily
into geographic regions by the Guardians. Green Lanterns were of
different races, chosen for their honest and fearlessness, and were
generally romantic, swashbuckling sorts of characters. They were each
equipped with uniforms which varied with their respective physiologies
and a power battery whose raw energy could be focused through a charm
that each carried at all times. Humanoid Green Lanterns wore their
charm as a ring.
A Green Lantern was finally appointed to patrol the sector of the
Galactic Arm less than four thousand years ago in response to the
atrocities perpetrated by the slave trade on Oric. This first Green
Lantern of the Arm was a humanoid from the planet that orbited Antares,
called Krypton. Not only did he manage to eliminate the slave trade,
but he brought the first copies of Sonnabend's chronicles to the Arm
and saw to it that a fundamentalist temple was established on Oric.
Like the greatest of leaders this Kryptonian Green Lantern joined
symbol with substance. The podium for the Chief Speaker of the temple
was built out of the auction block from which slaves were sold on that
spot. The presence of the temple brought about a following of the
prophet Sonnabend that was quite fanatical. Consequently, society on
Oric was among the most ritualized in the Galaxy, especially for a
society so scrambled with exotic races. It would be necessary, the
Guardians knew, for these people to pay a possibly undue lip service to
the letter of the Ethics until they truly understood the spirit.
The immortal Guardians were a manipulative breed, and age brought with
it subtlety. It was probably no coincidence that the Green Lantern of
the sector that included most of the Galactic Arm was a humanoid from
Superman's adopted world.
As the man from the center of the Galaxy ambled into the rushing crowd
on this planet of great affairs he knew where his poet friend would be
going next. The little gray humanoid didn't look an eon over six
billion.
The Towbee T-Shirt!
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 10
Chapter 10
THE MASTER
Intelligent creatures could not be bought and sold on Oric. Nothing,
in fact, could be bought and sold. Gifts were exchanged a great
deal - it was the primary occupation of most of the creatures on
the planet. It stood to reason, then, that he who had the most
possessions, since possessions could only be given and not bought, must
be most beloved by those with whom he comes in contact.
The poet Towbee was ridiculed and had trinkets tossed into his basket.
The Master, who held court in a study at the apex of his pyramid-shaped
home on Oric, acquired and dispensed worlds with the abandon of a
traveling medicine salesman and was the most respected creature on the
planet. He was the richest.
The Master lay at a 30-degree angle with his head lower than his feet,
four arms hanging below him. His head was directly below the pyramid's
apex and the point of light that shone through the open tip. Carlo
rolled into the chamber, groveling.
"You may rise upon your wheels, Carlo." The Master's gracious grant of
permission to rise was no less command than the unspoken one that moved
Carlo to bow upon his entry. Anyone who entered this room had to swim
through an energy that cauterized it, penetrated all within it. There
was the conviction that here was greatness. Certainty. Decision.
"Your report, Carlo?" Commands, of course, were quite illegal on Oric,
but the Master could hardly help the fact that his requests were strong
ones.
"I have cajoled the holder of the last major expanse on the planet
Rigel-12 to make a gift of it to you."
"See that he is promised an appropriate gift once our dividend
operation has been carried out."
"Yes, Master. Is that all, Master?"
"No, Carlo. Are you aware that a theorist in a nearby predeveloped
world has reputedly formulated a solution to the trisection of an
angle?"
"Trisection? But that is impossible."
"Obviously it is not. My sources are quite reliable."
"Yes, Master. The simplification of that operation could free up
untold time for designers, planners, surveyors."
"I am aware of the implications. I have chosen a plan to send a highly
visible messenger to this predeveloped world. His visibility will
serve to mitigate against suspicion of his actual purpose. You will
prepare for his departure.
"Yes, Master. Is that all, Master?"
"You may leave."
The slave whizzed from the room on command.
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LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 11
Chapter 11
THE BROADCAST
Here is the way the show was supposed to start:
At precisely 5:59 P.M. the rerun of whatever the network is rerunning
in that time slot goes off and camera 2 in Studio B flashes on Clark
Kent. Clark then reads a ten-second "billboard" from the teleprompter—a
list of a few top headlines designed to entice viewers of the preceding
show to watch the news fifty seconds later.
Here is what happened today instead:
At precisely 5:59 P.M. in the control room adjoining Studio B, Josh
Coyle, the director of the news, pressed a button that put the image
currently being immortalized by camera 2 over the WGBS-TV air. The
teleprompter clearly showed Clark his well-timed 35-word billboard. The
red light on the camera which served to alert Clark that he was on the
air short-circuited out. So a million viewers across the Metropolis
Area of Dominant Influence—a television euphemism referring to the
communities a station's signal reaches—were treated to ten seconds of
valuable television time during which the inoffensively handsome face
of Clark Kent stared blankly out of their picture tubes.
It was not Clark's day.
Somewhere out in space, Clark often thought, there was someone who
would receive these television broadcasts that flew off the Earth at
the speed of light. Somewhere somebody would figure out that Clark and
Superman were the same person. Somebody whose mind was not clouded by
human perceptions and prejudices would notice without a touch of effort
that two men were one. If that someone was also capable of grasping
the idea that no one on Earth knew it, that this was a disguise and a
very effective one, that someone would probably catch the irony in
Clark's first words today.
"Good evening, this is Clark Kent of WGBS-TV News in Metropolis, on a
day when Lex Luthor, the escaped criminal scientist, made a fool out of
Superman."
It was times like this when Clark wished he were genuinely schizoid,
not just a consummate actor. He had to sit here and challenge his own
pride, his masculinity, by all that's holy, in front of over a million
people. Could Olivier, Gielgud, Brando, Nicholson pull off this act as
effectively? Probably not, Clark thought.
"Luthor turned up today, one week after his disappearance from the
maximum security cell block at the Pocantico Correctional Facility, to
steal secret documents belonging to the late Dr. Albert Einstein.
Jimmy Olsen reports from Princeton, New Jersey."
There was the scene in all its diabolical brilliance. Luthor stepped
out the door and through the solid wall as if he'd had super powers all
his life. There was the pompous crud flipping back and forth in the
sky waving the leather folder and thumbing his nose at the bullets.
There he was fading out. And there was Jimmy's verbose, overwritten
narration. Jimmy tried hard.
For a long time it was very difficult for Clark to notice when someone
was trying hard. Most of what was important to American men in the
twentieth century—surviving, prevailing, creating—came easily to Clark.
All he ever needed was a good start. He had picked up the English
language in a matter of weeks. He seemed to skip right over the single
word stage and whole sentences poured from his infant lips. Grammatical
rules did not much interest him at first, although his mind was
frighteningly sharp. He often came out with statements like, "Me want
finish reading Tale of Two Cities," and then he did precisely that.
The Kents decided early that at least for awhile they were going to
screen his influences very carefully. Martha Kent held, for example,
that stories of cutthroats and street urchins of the type Dickens wrote
were not the sort of things Clark should be exposed to. She put the
Bible and lots of Horatio Alger on his reading list. If he were going
to insist on reading, she thought, it might as well be decent
material. Land sakes, he can wait for Tom Sawyer until he's assigned
it in school.
By the time Clark Kent was old enough to start the first grade he had
been exposed to the wisdom amassed over ten thousand years of human
history on Earth. He was even able to extrapolate a bit on that
wisdom. He could have discoursed with Descartes and Locke. In an
apparent contradiction of his own condition, he held Hobbes and
Nietzsche and their ideas of the natural superiority of certain members
of society, in contempt. Martha Kent appreciated the influence of her
reading list, but she suggested that he substitute simple rejection for
the contempt.
The boy was quite aware of the world around him, but he did not yet
know who he was. The Kents were careful to ease the knowledge into his
mind that he was somehow different. He also knew that this difference
was not something to be ashamed of, but it was to be kept secret.
When the time came, his hyperactive mind pondered all the questions his
condition posed. There were certain fundamentals, however, that he did
not question—axioms at the bottom of his thoughts on any subject that
approached his mind: that there was a right and a wrong in the
Universe, and that value judgment was not very difficult to make. They
were the fundamentals that made Jonathan and Martha Kent who they were
and they never seemed inconsistent with anything in Clark's experience.
By the time Clark started school he learned how to wear normal clothes
without flexing his muscles through them every time he waved his arm
inside a sleeve or took a step in a pair of pants. Jonathan Kent
retired as a farmer and started a small business—Kent's General Store
on Main Street in Smallville, next door to Sam Cutler's hardware store.
There had been rumors floating around the region about a super-powered
tot almost since the day of young Clark's arrival on Earth. At
parties, on hayrides, in local newspaper offices and the like, people
would swear that they had seen a three-year-old boy punch a timber wolf
and fly away. Or people would tell about others they knew who told
some such story.
With each rash of new super-baby sightings there invariably seemed to
follow an outbreak of tales of a werewolf in some cavern, or a
100-year-old Indian medicine man who hid out in the woods, or the old
reliable flying saucers.
The child was the source of a number of unsolved mysteries until the
day he revealed himself to the world. There was one point when he flew
to London and helped Scotland Yard foil a plot to steal the Crown
Jewels. He was the "messiah" once as far as a tribe of Bantu were
concerned. He was probably among the most widely traveled children on
Earth, even discounting his interstellar journey from a dying world.
When Clark was about ten years old he started wearing glasses and
purposely acting timid in front of people other than his parents. That
was the Kents' idea; it would allay suspicions that Clark was anything
but ordinary.
There was even a girl-next-door romance of sorts in the boy's life.
Lana Lang was Clark's age, and she was a sunshiny little red-headed
girl. She tended to consider herself a notch or so above the rest of
the people in Smallville. Her mother was editor of the local weekly
newspaper and her father was a nationally recognized archaeologist who
once made the mistake of telling his daughter that the family chose to
live in Smallville so that Lana would grow up in a wholesome small town
environment. Professor Lang often traveled to New York, London,
Metropolis, Rome, as well as the sites of early American Indian
excavations. Lana sometimes went with him, and no one in Smallville
forgot it when she did.
When he was in his early teens Clark asked his foster mother to design
a costume for him—an unforgettable one. He wanted to be recognizable
instantly, even to people who had never seen him. The costume would
have to be made of the material from the blankets in which baby Kal-EI
was wrapped when he came from Krypton, as was the indestructible baby
jumper he had to wear for most of his first five years. She unraveled
the jumper and blankets, Clark cut the material with his heat vision
and fused the hems when it was done. He would wear the cape, the
skin-tight blue suit and red boots, along with the "S" insignia that
would become his symbol.
His foster parents gave him permission to bore a pair of tunnels into
the woods outside Smallville. One was connected to the basement of the
Kents' home and one underneath the general store. He was going out
alone a lot now, stopping fires, scooping people out from under falling
trees, tripping up criminals, all from cover or at a speed so fast that
the eye could not register his presence. Jonathan Kent told him that
he was as ready as he would ever be.
A pair of bored, broke adventurers in diving suits tried to rob a bank
in Smallville. The event came over a police band radio in the store.
Lana was in the store at the time, and Jonathan Kent covered for Clark
by asking him to go to the basement and bring up a package from
storage. Clark brought back no package. He stripped to the costume he
wore under his street clothes, dove through his hidden tunnel and found
the robbers jumping into a lake from a pier outside of town. A police
car was unable to follow them into the water.
Superboy plopped out of the sky into the lake and threw the pair out as
quickly as they fell in. They tried to gun the boy down and he giggled
as the bullets bounced harmlessly off his chest. The criminals
surrendered in shock and the police were amazed. The patrolmen on the
scene took Superboy to Police Chief Parker.
George Parker thought it was a matter for the Mayor's attention. The
Mayor thought the Governor should know. The Governor, naturally, used
the alien teenager as an excuse to call the President. The President,
who was very graceful in strange and bizarre circumstances, promptly
invited Superboy to spend the next weekend at the White House.
The last son of Krypton was an instant star. Martha Kent's Horatio
Alger books finally seemed to make a little sense.
Smallville was changed but not cowed; the world was cowed. Clark
continued to be the timid, studious, dutiful boy helping Pa Kent in the
store. Wordly Lana, the girl next door, presumed to develop a crush on
the "Boy of Steel," as the out-of-town newspapers called him.
Smallville even developed a brief tourist trade, encouraged by a
billboard on the water tower and on the entrance roads to the town. It
said, "Welcome to Smallville—Home of Superboy."
The Kents were well past child-rearing age when they found that rocket
ship near the old farm. On a vacation they both contracted a rare
virus over which even their son had no power. They died within a week
of each other, Martha Kent first. Jonathan Kent, on the last day of
his life and without his wife for the first time in twoscore years,
asked his son to stand next to his bed.
Superboy long ago had learned the story of his origin. His power of
total recall accounted for most of the story. He was able to fill in
most of the blanks by flying at many times the speed of light through
space and overtaking the light rays that left Krypton the day it
exploded. In this way he actually saw the drama of his infancy
reenacted. He knew that he was Kal-El of Krypton, the son of Jor-El,
and possibly the finest specimen of humanity in the galaxy. He had
broken the time barrier, he could speak every known language on Earth,
living and dead. He had been born among the stars and could live among
them now if he so chose. He had more knowledge in his mind and more
diverse experience to his credit than any Earthman alive could ever
aspire to.
Yet he stood at the deathbed of this elderly, generous man whose last
Earthly concern was his adopted son's happiness. Superboy listened,
because he believed Jonathan Kent to be wiser than he.
Enough of this clowning around in the circus costume, Jonathan Kent
told his son. A man is someone who assumes responsibility. To help
people in need is right. To grab at every short-lived wisp of glory
that tumbles by is wrong.
"No man on Earth has the amazing powers you have," Jonathan Kent told
the mightiest creature on the planet. "You can use them to become a
powerful force for good.
"There are evil men in this world, criminals and outlaws who prey on
decent folk. You must fight them in cooperation with the law.
"To fight those criminals best you must hide your true identity. They
must never know that Clark Kent is a superman. Remember, because
that's what you are, a superman."
And the old man died.
The sale of the business left Clark Kent with enough money to study
journalism at Metropolis University, and to pay the taxes on the house
in Smallville. Superman could not bear to sell it, so he boarded it
up.
People would still call him Superboy for a while. Gradually, though,
they would realize that he no longer scooted across the sky giggling as
he flew into a hail of bullets. He no longer thought battles of wits
with criminals were a fun way to spend the afternoon. Superboy would
not be back.
Jimmy Olsen's face on the monitor was fading into the three useable
seconds of Superman in action that had been shot through the newsroom
window. Clark narrated that, with most of his words heard over the
frozen final frame—a remarkable shot of the Man of Steel rolling three
unconscious criminals out of his cape to the ground like a sack of
rotted pears.
"At the very moment Luthor was pulling off his spectacular robbery, the
only person who has ever been consistently capable of thwarting the
criminal's plans—Superman—was here. Right outside the Galaxy Building
here in Governor's Plaza in Metropolis, stopping what looked to be an
attempted multiple bank robbery by twelve men piloting twelve
glider-style air vehicles equipped with devices capable of crumbling a
vault with sound waves. The robbery attempt bore the unmistakable
signature of Luthor himself, and although Superman managed to
incapacitate all twelve pilots in ten seconds flat, he was effectively
distracted enough so that he could not possibly have gotten wind of the
real caper taking place sixty miles away."
Urbane Clark.
Unemotional Clark.
Bland Clark.
He felt like an idiot.
"Jimmy Olsen's next, live from Princeton as Superman tries to pick up
Luthor's scent. Also: a little girl noses her way across Long Island
Sound, candidates of the Hamiltonian Party sniff the political air, and
Mayor Harkness smells a rat in the city budget. After this message."
Puerile writing. Maybe Clark should drop-kick the building into a
lunar crater. It was kind of a secret thrill for Clark to watch
Superman on the air reenacting the day's triumphs. Having to sit
through failures a second time, though, wasn't fun. There was another
of those failures coming up.
Coyle the director was in the control booth. "You think we can get it
right this time, Clark? We're back on the air in four seconds . . .
three . . . two . . . one . . ."
"Less than half an hour after Luthor vanished from the scene, Superman
showed up in Princeton. Jimmy Olsen filed this exclusive taped
interview."
It was a credit to Clark's acting ability that his face could be
replaced on the screen by that of Superman, looking intently at Jimmy
Olsen's microphone.
"Superman," Jimmy said on tape, "would you explain to our viewers
exactly what it was we just saw you do here?"
"Certainly, Jimmy." That rich voice rippling power and grace filled a
million living rooms. "What I was trying to do was reveal a trail of
ionized molecules that Luthor's jet boot mechanism should have left
behind in the air."
At this point Superman and Jimmy's voices were broadcast over the scene
Superman was describing, which apparently took place several minutes
earlier. Superman was flying to the scene, arriving, motioning
everyone in the area outside the Institute building to back away.
"As I arrived and I was backing everyone off the lawn, the reporters
and the University people, I was scanning your videotape recorder's
imprints to see exactly what happened—where Luthor had been and what he
had done. Next I flew off to the nearest large body of water, Carnegie
Lake."
On screen, Superman was flying off and almost immediately a long blue
cone of swirling liquid appeared over the trees in the direction he'd
flown. The cone was half a mile long and followed in the wake of a
spinning red-and-blue streak.
"I flew in circles over the lake at super speed to draw up a waterspout
and I created artificial air currents around it like a sack so it would
follow me through the sky to the Institute here."
The spout was a few hundred feet in the air, directly over the
Institute lawn as Superman broke away from it and raced the water to
the ground. The tape slowed so viewers could barely catch the sight of
the Kryptonian crouching with his back to the camera blowing a massive
gust of air from his mouth, creating an updraft as a three-second
deluge hit the immediate area.
"The momentary downpour I created," Superman narrated as a swamp
clapped the greensward, "was for the purpose of duplicating conditions
of a thunderstorm. You may have noticed that I blew upward into the
rain as it fell. This is the sort of disturbance that causes
electrical charges to clump up in clouds and make lightning bolts."
"You wanted to make artificial lightning where Luthor was? Why?"
"His jet boots had to have jangled up the air he flew through at least
as much as stratospheric winds. This whole area should be loaded with
ionic particles of nitrogen."
Darkness and gushes of wet heaves filled the screen, and through it
could be seen flashes of sunlight, but no lightning, not even a spark.
"How would that tell you where Luthor went?"
"Well, Jimmy, my theory was that however Luthor escaped, whether
invisibly or at super speed, he must have left a trail of ionic
particles pointing in his direction. My artificial cloudburst would
cause flashes of lightning to point out Luthor's escape route like a
beacon."
The fall of water on the tape ended, leaving Superman, soaking wet,
standing imposingly against the dew-drenched lawn and the sun. The
picture flashed back to Jimmy and Superman speaking minutes later.
"Well, I didn't see any lightning, Superman. Did you?"
"No, actually."
"What are you going to do now?"
"Find Luthor and the Einstein papers."
"But Superman, nobody's been able to turn him up since he escaped. He
pulled off this incredible camouflage to keep you away so he could
steal this big scientific secret; he figured out some way to get
maximum publicity and still cover his tracks completely. You have
absolutely nothing to go on, you don't even know what was in the
notebook he stole. You're back to where you were when you were just
waiting around for him to make the first move. What makes you so sure
that you'll be able to find him and bring him to justice now?"
Superman smiled that smile that took over the screen. Redford had a
smile like that, so had Eisenhower, but Clark Kent didn't. "Force of
habit," the smile said.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 12
Chapter 12
THE UNVEILING
The Zephyrmore Building was rented and maintained by the Coram
Management Company, who were retained by Zephyrmore Properties, Inc.
Zephyrmore kept the building on a 99-year lease from Barryville Tool
and Die Industries, which was a dummy holding company owned by Thunder
Corporation. The Chairman of the Board and principle stockholder of
Thunder Corporation was a publicity-grabbing, billionaire playboy named
Lucius D. Tommytown who did not really exist, never did exist, but was
the creation and puppet of Lex Luthor.
Luthor occasionally hired an actor or a disguise artist to portray
Tommytown in any of a number of settings: slipping away from an
exclusive party, strolling through a European casino tossing
hundred-dollar bills at attractive women at the tables, bathing
unclothed in a fountain or a public aquarium or a champagne keg. More
often, Luthor would spend free moments in jail writing fanciful reports
about Tommytown's activities and having them sent to a magazine under
the name Brian Wallingford, a well-known freelance reporter also born
of Luthor's brow. After each sensational Wallingford story on
Tommytown the momentum of the publicity would build and apocryphal
sightings and antics of the billionaire would crop up in media all over
the world.
Some others of Luthor's made-up people included Chester Horowitz, a
prolific inventor; Frank Jones, a habitual contributor to political
campaigns; and Faraday Watt, the name on Luthor's United States
passport. Luthor owned and operated these imaginary people. He also
owned and operated a number of real people, including those in his
headquarters in the penthouse of the Zephyrmore Building, as well as
the driver of the car in which he was now watching the WGBS Evening
News.
"...and a spokesman for the FBI says the bureau expects Luthor's arrest
within the next twenty-four hours." Luthor switched off Clark Kent and
pushed the stand holding his five-inch television under the dashboard
as the car rolled into the building's underground garage.
"Switch on the private radio band, MacDuff."
"Yes, Mr. Luthor." MacDuff's real name was Matthew Jahrsdoerfer, but
no one noticed.
"Hello, penthouse?"
"Receiving," said the female voice from the speaker under the
dashboard, "clear as a dinner bell."
"This is Poppa Bear," said Luthor. "Care to answer me one question?"
"Shoot, Poppa Bear."
"Why is the scrambler turned off? You want a police raid up there?"
"Sorry." There was a click over the speaker, followed by storms of
static that continued as they talked.
"Every law office in the world has my voice print on file. Don't trip
up like that again."
"What?"
"I said that if you want to ruin a good thing, just keep making
mistakes like that."
Just static from the other end this time.
"What'd you say?" Luthor asked.
Something about congratulations.
"The car's on the way up the winch."
"What?"
The car, with two honks in the underground garage, opened a wall into a
ten-by-ten-foot platform under an open shaft that reached to the roof
of the building. The car was on the platform and it was rising.
"Have a hacksaw and a small soldering gun ready when I get up there,"
Luthor said in the rising car.
"What?"
"A hacksaw."
"Lockjaw?"
"And a soldering iron, dammit!"
Static. As the platform stabilized at the penthouse level.
"Listen. Can't you people understand simple English?"
"Did you want something, Poppa Bear?"
Luthor placed the palm and five fingers of his right hand over a panel
next to the door which, in response, swung open. He carried the leaden
case from the vault into the apartment with him.
"A hacksaw and a soldering iron, you turds. Turn that radio off, the
noise makes me feel like I fell asleep in front of the tube waiting for
Sermonette."
The boss steamrolled into his throne room. The straw-haired woman in
her thirties at a desk in a corner put down her shortwave microphone
and swung her chair around to face him. Three bright young men in lab
smocks stopped conferring over some point on a computer print-out. A
middle-aged man at a switchboard cleared all his lines and looked
anticipatorily at the entrance. A large high-browed, flat-nosed man
and a stunning Vietnamese teenage girl emerged in karate gear from an
adjoining mat-lined room to stand and watch. A young red-bearded
character looked up from a microscope and removed his glasses. A tall,
thin, dark-haired girl in her twenties who was repairing the mechanism
of an electronic boom chair in the center of the room froze, looked up,
riffled through her box of tools, and scurried up to the imposing
figure at the door with a hacksaw and a small soldering gun.
"Thank you, Joanne," he said. "You can go on with whatever you're
doing now. I'll let you know when it's time."
They each went back to their particular enterprises. Luthor was in his
heaven, all was right with the world.
In another place, under different circumstances, this man might have
been a Caesar, a Napoleon, a Hitler, or an Archimedes, a Michelangelo,
a da Vinci. A Gautama, a Hammurabi, Gandhi. But in this place, at
this time, he was more. Superman made him more.
As an artist saw objects as an amalgam of shapes, as a writer looked
upon life as a series of incidents from which plots and characters
could be constructed, Lex Luthor's mind divided the Universe into a
finite number of mathematical units. The Earth was four billion
people, a day was 86,400 seconds, the Zephyrmore Building was from
16,400 square feet in the penthouse to 62,500 in the lobby and in the
first twenty stories. The time he had spent in jail so far this year
was three months of thirty days each, three weeks, six days, two hours,
and sixteen minutes. This included four weeks, one day, and three
hours in solitary confinement during which time he could do nothing
more useful than count seconds and scrupulously retain his sanity.
There were other super-criminal geniuses in the world; he had met some
of them, dealt with them on occasion. They were chairmen of great
corporations, grand masters of martial arts disciplines, heads of
departments in executive branches of governments, princes, presidents,
prelates, and a saint or two. Unlike Luthor, these men and women chose
to retain their respectability. They had trouble coping with honesty.
Luthor was not motivated by a desire for money, or power, or beautiful
women, or even freedom. In solitary Luthor decided that his motivation
was beyond even the love or hate or whatever it was he had for
humanity. It was consuming desire for godhood, fired by the
unreasonable conviction that such a thing was somehow possible. He
began by being an honest man. He was a criminal and said so.
He sat down next to the woman at the desk, Barbara Tolley, his clerical
assistant. She insisted on being called "B.J." even though her middle
name was Arabella.
"Anything pressing?" Luthor asked her as he poured them both a cup of
coffee from a beaker rigged to a device that kept it constantly filled
with exactly sixteen ounces.
"That gadget you dreamed up in the fall—y'know, the way of making
pictures jump off the page like you're wearing 3-D glasses?"
"What about it?" It was a method devised by Luthor's inventor alias,
Chet Horowitz, to make a holographic image possible on a flat surface
so that a picture would appear to hang several inches off a page.
"Every major paperback company in town made a bid for the process. It
seems there's this whole new group of people whose job it is to package
books like detergents or political candidates or something."
"And they want to put this thing on paperback covers. Good idea. You
walk down an aisle looking for a cookbook, and the one that catches
your eye has a cover with lobster thermidor hanging into the aisle. So
what's the problem?"
"Chet Horowitz stands to make a small fortune on it."
"Yes?"
"He made a small fortune on the gizmo that keeps electric plugs from
shocking babies, and another small fortune on the new riveting gun.
That's three small fortunes since January. Bernie that accountant says
you're overspending and we won't have enough to pay Chet's income taxes
this year."
Luthor smiled.
"All right, genius." B.J. gave him the indulgent look she kept as a
defense against his. "If the solution's so damn obvious why didn't
Bernie think of it himself?"
Luthor obviously had B.J. by the intrigue glands. This happened so
seldom that he sat silently long enough to see her eyes crinkle. Then
he solved the accountant's problem: "We don't have to pay Chet
Horowitz' income tax at all this year. Let a process server try to
find him. We're criminals, remember?"
"Right." B.J. uncrinkled herself and squeezed the bridge between her
eyes. "But why do you have to persist in making the rest of us feel so
inadequate?"
"That's how I stay in charge, Lady-pal. Napoleon did it with conquest,
Supes does it with pretension, my mother did it with guilt. I manage
with brute competence."
Luthor reminded himself of a song he'd written which had a line that
went: "To live outside the law you must be honest." He'd slipped the
lyrics to a young singer he met in a bar in Minnesota. The guy had a
lousy voice and Luthor felt sorry for him at the time. When he heard
the line again he didn't recognize the song that surrounded it. He
resolved, from then on, to be his own editor.
B.J. was on the verge of making small talk. Bad habit of hers. Luthor
decided it was party time, so he hopped to his feet.
"Your attention, please!" he addressed his employees. There was
immediate silence. "Would everyone please follow me into the
Meditation Room?"
Luthor led a procession to the penthouse balcony where his fingerprints
unlocked the door to a big room whose walls were completely covered
with bright green curtains. He held the lead case under his arm like a
minister's prayerbook as they filed in, all but one wearing intensely
solemn expressions. Luthor sat in the room's sole piece of furniture,
a swiveling stool.
"I have obtained," Luthor continued, careful not to look at B.J.'s
smirk, "the last vestige of the life of a great man. The single thing
from his life that he chose to leave for posterity after his death. If
you will pay attention..."
Luthor turned to the curtained wall, placed the chair facing it, and
put the case and the tools down in front of the chair. He walked to
the corner and pulled the curtains' drawstring. They peeled away to
reveal, larger than life, a magnificent portrait in acrylics of Albert
Einstein. Luthor ignored his band of disciples and now spoke directly
to the portrait.
"You see? I brought it, like I said I would. We couldn't let it fall
into the hands of someone who couldn't appreciate it, right?" He was
as sincere as an eight-year-old child talking to a gnarled tree.
"Here, I'll show you."
Luthor held the lead case between his legs, huffing as he sliced off a
corner with the saw. The others in the room looked on silently, afraid
to change expressions because they only partially understood, as he
painstakingly softened a piece of the casing next to the opening with
the soldering gun, then ripped it open further, piece by piece, inch by
inch, until two sides of the casing were disconnected and the corner
could be folded down. Inside was a thin brown folder holding just a
few pages.
Luthor looked at the cover of the folder, furrowed his brow at the
neatly typed message on the card glued to the front. He opened the
folder, blinked, and winced at what he saw.
"Gibberish. What is this nonsense? Code? This isn't English. Isn't
German. What the devil's clawed hooves is this?"
B.J. flew into the vacuum Luthor's equanimity left behind. "What's
wrong, Lex? What is it?"
"Look. Look at this. He must've gone nuts. He spent twenty years
looking for a Unified Field Theory and it made him crackers. What is
this chicken vomit?"
"It's writing. Calm down, Lex. Get out of here. Everybody out of
here. End of the party. Back to work."
The audience all shuffled out, not daring to murmur, and the woman
closed the door behind them.
"It's not writing. It's not Latin, not Greek, not Arabic. Never saw a
code like that. What is it? What is it?"
She understood that he was used to solving problems. As a child his
response to adversity was a tantrum. As an adult he revelled in the
fact that he was outside the law. In his mind the totality of the
Universe was as real as the drugstore down the block. When everything
comes that easily, a setback is a trauma. All she had to do was to
hold him down until he started coming back of his own accord. He was
almost around.
"Code?" he asked.
"Yes. Or another language. A lost one, maybe."
"That code-breaker. The one I got the job for at the CIA. You know
the one. Get him up here. Blindfolded. Right away. And the crooked
philologist, the one serving the six-year term for trying to put a
wiretap on the Kremlin hot line. Look over the jailbreak file and find
one that'll work for him."
"All right. What'll you do, Lex?"
"You'd better leave me alone awhile." Luthor walked over to the
portrait on the wall. "I've got to have a talk with the professor."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 13
Chapter 13
THE ENTERTAINER
A world whose most public figure is a super-powered alien from a lost
planet is not startled or horrified or even particularly curious at the
visit of an eccentric, erratic character from somewhere in space. The
world is amused.
Towbee visited Earth briefly a few years ago and caused some trouble
for a day or so. Apparently this character was a minstrel of some
sort, like the wandering troubadours who turned up in feudal courts,
only Towbee traveled among the outposts of space entertaining the idle,
the harried, the lonely. He sang, he clowned, he cast images with an
instrument that formed clouds of air into corporeal shapes as well as
made music. When he came to Earth then, he said, it was because he was
in a creative slump and he was running out of stories to tell.
He'd heard stories about Superman and wanted to see if he was real.
One day a repulsive flying lizard swooped down from the sky over
Metropolis, snatched up Clark Kent in its claws, and dramatically
dangled the hapless fellow over the city. Towbee would see what
Superman would do and then go on his way with a story of the remarkable
Kryptonian to add to his repertoire.
The minstrel hovered twenty-two thousand miles above the city in his
one-man flying toychest for several minutes before he caught onto the
fact that while Superman wore civilian clothes he pretended not to have
his powers. This was a cultural idiosyncrasy, Towbee thought, which to
understand would require more study of Earth's society than Towbee
cared to undertake. The storyteller quickly fashioned a stand-in Clark
Kent. The real Clark Kent immediately ducked into a real cloud, became
Superman, and disposed of the illusion menace in characteristically
flamboyant fashion. The Man of Steel found the source of all the
trouble and gave Towbee a threatening lecture on social
responsibility. Towbee happily left the Solar System and wrote his own
equivalent of an epic poem about the incident.
Anything for his art.
This latest trip to Superman's city, Towbee decided, would be worthy of
Earth's greatest showmen. Ringling Brothers' Barnum and Bailey Circus
was in Metropolis at the time. The circus was managed by a young
animal trainer named Gunter Gabel Williams who entered the center ring
standing on the back of a galloping elephant and holding a leashed
leopard.
At ten-thirty A.M. two days after the theft of the Einstein document
all vehicular traffic in midtown Metropolis came to a honking halt.
Necks craned and jaws dropped and heads hung out of windows as the zany
four-armed singer from space materialized on Fifth Avenue.
Pulled by a herd of seven Indian elephants each in a different color of
the rainbow was a 90-foot-long transparent fishtank. The tank was
filled with water which in turn was filled with a great blue whale
floating calmly on the surface. On the whale's back was Towbee rocking
in an easy chair with his feet up on the edge of a tub in which a large
baboon was bathing. With one pair of hands Towbee played a melody on
his instrument as he sang "Annie Laurie," and with the other pair he
held a copy of the previous day's Daily Planet and read. And curled up
under his legs was a Siberian tiger, sleeping like a fallen redwood.
Police cordoned the entrances to Fifth Avenue from traffic. Thousands
of people followed the procession past Governor's Plaza toward the
park. Towbee and his bizarre litter passed within sight of the offices
of all the city's television stations and by the time he had rolled a
block the swarm of newsmen and police who were following him were in
danger of being trampled by the calm elephants as they mechanically
pulled their load.
The alien wailed "Annie Laurie" gradually louder and louder. When he
was finally loud enough so that his voice drowned even the din of
midtown, the elephants and the aquarium ceased their progress up the
street, and the grand marshal rose from his seat to address the world
from the back of his whale.
Towbee's instrument fashioned other-worldly sounds into a haunting,
buoyant melody, and he and his pets and the faces and minds of everyone
who saw him were clouded with remarkable shapes and colors in an
ineffable random pattern as he sang:
A clown has come
A splash of rum
I'll make you grin
Halibut's fin
And send your tears
Out of your day
Apples and pears
Hurrah and hooray
With shape and sound
Cashews by the pound
And colors flying
Laundry drying
Dreams and streams
A clock you wind
Gleams from themes
An organ grind
You'll surely leave your mind behind
And in a swirl and a splash of colorful clouds Towbee leaped from the
back of his whale, defying gravity to float to the ground. Meanwhile,
the whale and its tank, the water, the tub, the baboon and the sleeping
tiger and the seven elephants of seven different colors melted into a
three-dimensional kaleidoscope that dispersed like smoke. And Towbee,
this street dream's creator, bowed low in all directions to the cheers
of the breathless crowds.
Towbee motioned with his four hands for his audience, including the
reporters, to draw closer as he explained himself. ("I've brought
myself to this, your Earth/To give a new career its birth.") He
explained that this world was in a very exciting stage of its
civilization, one in which art and technology were intersecting like
parallel lines at infinity. Communication was worldwide and nearly
instantaneous, he said, and what people chose to communicate, mostly,
was art: songs, plays, performances of all kinds. ("I've traveled from
my homeworld far/In order to become a star.") The self-proclaimed clown
intended, he said, to see the city's most successful starmaker and ask
for a recording contract.
A reporter asked for another sample of Towbee's work and the alien
obliged:
"Good Sonnabend did talk of days far distant,
Of wonders which have lately come to be
And births and trends historic now existent
This prophecy was handed down to me:
When the minions of immortals spread Galactic,
When a thousand cultures dwell in Vega's glow,
When a sailing ship for starlight is a tactic,
When these things all come to pass then we will know."
Easily ten thousand people stood in Fifth Avenue, entranced. It was in
front of the old aluminum-spired Radio Corporation Building.
On the rounded tip of the spire, unnoticed over the crowd sixty-five
stories below, sat the last son of Krypton, who wondered.
That a hybrid born to Vega has been spreading
Massive strength through an empire built on trade...
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 14
Chapter 14
THE CROOKED PHILOLOGIST
Luthor sat in his private study, poring over the document with Elvin
Lovecraft, the Central Intelligence Agency's code expert.
"Got anything yet?" Luthor was testy.
"No," Lovecraft said, "but it kind of reminds me of a code British
Navel Intelligence once used. I cracked that."
"Aren't the British on our side?"
"Sure they're on our side."
"Then what were you doing cracking their spy code?"
"What do you think? They send us bulletins about their state secrets?
They're like everyone else. This code, see, it was based on the brand
names of Moroccan coffee manufacturers."
"Come again?"
"Coffee manufacturers. There are twenty six companies listed with the
Moroccan government as licensed to distribute coffee, one for each
letter of the Italian alphabet."
"Why Italian?"
"Italian was picked at random, also because the Italians are
preoccupied enough with their own instability. They wouldn't be
interested in the affairs of the British government."
"What happened with the coffee companies?"
"Oh. Well, they looked up each coffee company in the Moroccan
financial journal and got the first word in the name of the company
three listings below the coffee companies. These were listed in
reverse alphabetical order and each stood for one letter of the
alphabet."
"The whole word stood for a letter?"
"Yeah. Really unwieldy. Like the word 'and' came out spelled,
'texture-consolidated-general' or whatever its equivalent was in
Moroccan and Italian."
"And this code from Einstein reminds you of that?"
"Yeah"
"How so?"
"That one was impossible to crack too."
The code expert turned back to the document and his notes, huffing and
snorting and crossing things out. Luthor stared at him trying to
decide whether to feel amazed, confused or disgusted. He couldn't make
up his mind so he went into the next room to watch a videotape of the
news that B.J. had prepared for him every day.
The thirty-sixth floor of their Galaxy Building was bleached white with
tiling on the floors, porous ceilings that ate sound, glass doors, and
marble wall paneling broken only by carefully selected prints of
abstract paintings with stainless steel frames. Jan Schlesiniger
perched in the chair behind the reception desk, pleasant but not
friendly, attractive and not sexy. The last girl to sit behind that
desk was dismissed when she came to work one day wearing argyle socks.
When a swirling spout of earth-coloured clouds formed in front of Jan
and then consolidated into the form of a grinning, four armed man about
five feet tall she was sure she was being tested.
"May I help you, sir?"
"My purpose I will not hedge, I've come to speak with Morgan Edge."
"Yes, sir. Do you have an appointment?"
"Just tell this Edge that Towbee's here, and he will see me, never
fear."
"Mr. Edge is only available by appointment, sir. Galaxy Communications
is a very large company. If you would write a letter specifying what
you would like to talk to Mr. Edge about I'm sure it would be a better
idea."
"T-O-W-B-double E, tell him that and he'll see me."
"Towbee?"
"That's my name. The very same."
"Just a moment, sir." Jan pressed a button on her desk's inter-office
picture phone and addressed the facelift that flashed on the screen.
"A Mr. Towbee here. He says he's sure Mr. Edge will want to see him."
"Towbee?" the facelift said. "Did you say Towbee?"
"Yes, uh, T-O-W-B double E."
"Does he have four arms and a moustache and speak in rhymes?"
This has got to be a test, Jan thought. Keep your cool, girl. "Yes,
he does," Jan said.
"Stand by a second." The screen flashed a test pattern, Jan heard
shuffling and some sort of clanking down the hall and she smiled at the
minstrel's pleasantly grotesque face.
The test pattern was replaced by the facelift with a smile clamped to
her cheeks. "Jan, please direct Mr. Towbee to Mr. Edge's office."
She told Towbee to turn left at the corner and go through the door at
the far end of the corridor. He followed her directions, and she
allowed herself a wide grin while no one was looking. Her job was
secure.
The five minute news summery that originated sixteen floors below Jan
three hours earlier at 11:00 A.M. was videotaped in Luthor's penthouse
and now he was watching it. B.J. sat behind the television as he
watched, reading from a red file folder.
Jimmy Olsen was on the screen saying, "You may remember that Towbee was
the name of an alien who loosed an apparently harmless flying lizard on
Metropolis some years ago. The only one who actually met that Towbee
at the time was Superman, and there has been no word from him as to
whether that alien and the space minstrel who appeared in the city
today are one and the same. But here is what the minstrel had to say
today."
"Underground with the diesel mole?" B.J. asked.
"No," Luthor answered. "He's on an upper level."
"Shatter the wall with a sonar gun?"
"No, too spectacular."
"Disguise him as a guard?"
"Needs too much planning."
Towbee was on the screen now, singing, "And a path to arm's rule he is
treading..."
"Smuggle in jet boots?" B.J. asked.
"He's not athletic enough."
"Hot-dogging with a helicopter?"
Luthor thought a second. "Simple, direct, not something I would be
immediately suspect of, maybe. Yes. Who's the best pilot not serving
time?"
"Macduff."
"Give him a schematic of their prison and send him in here for his
working orders," Luthor said, as Towbee was replaced on the screen by
the face of Jimmy Olsen, "and rewind that tape. I want to hear what
the spaceman said again. The part about a prophesy or something."
Edge was close to fifty, everyone knew, but no one would have guessed
that. He smiled a lot, the way a cobra smiles. A few strands of gray
salted his brown hair. He affected a holder with a cigarette, which he
occasionally lit. He was quite experienced in dealing with potential
recording stars, and he considered the fact that this one was alien to
the planet irrelevant.
"Quite a show you put on today, Mr. Towbee."
"The show's not the important part. I need a stage to make my art."
"Of course. And you feel the recording division of galaxy is the
proper forum for that art."
"To Galaxy I'd make a gift of songs and tales your souls to lift."
"A gift. Of course." He wasn't so different from artists and creators
Edge already knew. Talking about bestowing their vision upon the world
like a gift from Heaven. In the halls of this building Towbee and his
kind were just talent. Not talented people, just talent, a commodity.
Talent had a market value based on demand, like eggs or cars or
information or any of the other commodities in which merchants dealt.
"Just show me to a microphone, I'll sing and show you worlds unknown."
"Yes. Well, I'm afraid you'll have to work out the particulars with
Clete Mavis, the president of our recording division. He's on the west
coast right now, but I will direct him to work out a deal with you as
to—"
"You speak to me of deals, good man? Vulgarity is not my plan."
The preposterous little creature was offended. He was standing up,
ready to leave when Edge's business sense piped up with, "That's just
an expression we use. A euphemism. Deal. Like in a card game." Edge
wasn't sure of what he meant by that, but Towbee seemed to like it.
Towbee sat down again and told the executive that he was relieved. He
had one request to make of Edge, however... He wanted to know where he
could find back issues of the Daily Planet. Edge asked a secretary to
take Towbee to the records room on the sixth floor.
Towbee poured over copies of the Planet printed in the past several
days. He picked up a copy from two days ago that had a large picture
of Lex Luthor on the front page. He stared at it intensely for several
seconds, turned into a puff of smoke and vanished.
Luthor gave Macduff his instructions a few minutes before three in the
afternoon. On Clark Kent's broadcast three hours later, following the
lead story of Towbee, there was an account of a spectacular escape from
the Pocantico State Correctional Facility. A helicopter touched down
in the prison courtyard and an obscure little man named John Lightfoot
scurried in to take off before some of the guards could even turn their
heads and see. The armored hull of the copter pinged with bouncing
bullets as it sped upward at a 60-degree angle, possibly toward a
mother craft, maybe a jet circling above, before prison hardware could
be brought into play against it. The escape was daring, apparently
flawless and nearly successful.
While the copter was still within sight of the prison grounds it began
to weave in the air. It coughed, spluttered and lost altitude. It
crashed in the woods less than a mile from the Pocantico facility. In
the wreckage were two bodies, charred beyond belief. Lightfoot was a
professor of linguistics who was once unfortunate enough to become
involved in a scheme with a collection of incompetent industrial
spies. In less than a month he would have become eligible for an
almost sure parole. No one understood how he could have known anyone
who would attempt such an escape, or why the linguist would agree to
dangerous adventure this late in his sentence.
Some prison guards who saw the crash claimed to have seen a kind of
swirling colorful mass envelope the helicopter before it went out of
control. This was obviously an illusion caused by the distance.
"Damn!" Luthor told the television. B.J. realized that if he had a
choice between talking to a mechanical object or another person in a
room Luthor would invariably address the object. "Is that birdseed
brain still working in the study?" This was a non-rhetorical question,
which meant Luthor was talking to her.
"He hasn't come out. Last time I was in there he hadn't made any
progress."
"Cretin hasn't even decided if it's a code or some kind of foreign
language. Now that Lightfoot's gone we're stuck with—whuzzat?" Someone
below the penthouse was banging on the floor.
"Somebody's banging on the floor," B.J. observed.
"Very good. Tomorrow we begin pottery training. Tell me something."
"What?" He banged again.
"Has anyone new moved in downstairs?"
"No"
And again.
"Is anyone in this penthouse dancing or moving furniture or doing
anything that would annoy someone downstairs?"
"No."
The banging was constant now.
"Have we ever in the past had downstairs neighbors who bang on our
floor just to be cranky?"
"No."
"Then why the flying moose ears don't you send somebody downstairs to
see what somebody's trying to tell us?"
Six minutes later Luthor was presented with the smiling figure of John
Lightfoot, linguist extraordinaire, wearing a coat over ragged prison
fatigues and slicing his face with a smile.
"Explanation?" Luthor said crisply.
"I made it out of the helicopter in time and landed in a tree. It was
horrible."
"Macduff?"
"The pilot? He's gone, poor boy."
"The news reported two charred bodies."
"Did they? Well, I don't suppose they want to admit the loss of a
prisoner. The authorities like the public to believe in poetic
justice, you may have noticed."
"Very smooth, fella. You haven't told me yet how you managed to find
me. Let's hear it."
"Where else was I to go? I hitched a ride with some young people and—"
"Hang the ride. How'd you find my headquarters?"
"Oh that. Pygmalion."
"Scuse me?"
"Pygmalion. My Fair Lady. It was the reason I became interested in
philology. I read George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion when I was a boy and
was impressed with the man who was able to tell where people lived by
their regional accents. I always wanted to be able to do that."
It was the sort of contrived story that so fascinated Luthor that he
had to accept it. "You compared the idiosyncrasies of my speech with
those of other people on my staff, and you determined what part of the
city we frequent. Brilliant."
"Yes. So I came here and saw only three buildings in the area that had
penthouses. The pilot, rest his soul, had time to mention we were
going to a penthouse. I counted fifty-three floors from the outside of
the Zephymore building, but only fifty-two were listed on the
elevator. I hope you didn't think me too bold when I knocked on your
floor."
Maybe Luthor had underestimated the mousy little man he'd met in
prison. Maybe, dare he hope, there would be someone around here
intelligent enough to hold a coherent conversation. "Not too bold at
all, Lightfoot."
"Shall we go to work?"
"Fine idea."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 15
THE CAPER
Luthor gave the Lovecraft clown his three-hundred-dollar daily
consultation fee and had him blindfolded and deposited outside his
Alexandria, Virginia home. Lightfoot seemed to know what he was doing.
"It's quite fascinating," Dr. Lightfoot told Luthor once the linguist
had a chance to study the Einstein document for a few minutes. "This
is obviously not a foreign language but an altogether new language
form. Look, there are no prepositions."
Luthor did not quite know why this was significant, but Lightfoot
seemed impressed.
"And the conjunctions," Lightfoot said, his eyes wide, "at least I
think they're the conjunctions. They seem to be tacked onto the
subjects of clauses like prefixes."
So Luthor was impressed.
"Lord! This is fascinating!" Lightfoot marveled.
Luthor was secure for the first time since he tore open the great prize
in his meditation room. Lightfoot was the best there was at the
science of languages. In days, maybe a week or two, Lightfoot would be
able to give Luthor some idea of what treasure of knowledge it was that
Einstein saw fit to preserve for the generation that followed his own.
About an hour into Lightfoot's study he began pacing around the room
and stopped making comments to Luthor at all. He would stand up, walk
a few steps, occasionally bump into a chair or a priceless antique
clock or a wall without noticing, then scurry back to the desk to
scribble something in a notebook. Luthor decided it was time to leave
him alone.
As usual, the main hall of the penthouse was swarming with little
groups of extremely competent specialists in different areas who had
sold their respectability for creative freedom and lots of money.
Luthor corrected a minor error in a calculation done by two young
computer-data analysts. He looked over a hydraulic missile-launching
ramp on the balcony that his crack mechanic was trying to repair and
pointed out the problem to her. He was showing an employee who was a
retired chemistry professor from Amherst how to produce Argon
Tetrafluoride without combustion when the study door flew open.
Luthor had no friends, really. He had a few cronies, a lot of
employees and one enemy. He also had a few marks. One of his major
talents was the ability to turn potential enemies, generally people who
had something he wanted, into marks. Even Superman was a mark once, or
was he a friend? People called him Superboy then, even though he was
the same guy. When Luthor remembered anything that far back he usually
made a point of doing so for the purpose of accumulating some anger in
his system. Anger clouds the truth as surely as does love, terror, or
grief.
The Jefferson-Baker Science Contest was an annual competition that a
large industrial corporation initiated when Lex Luthor was in grade
school. Around that time, there was a good deal of fear in the
American Corporate Empire that the nation's educational system was not
capable of producing enough bright and creative scientists to maintain
the country's technological preeminence over the coming generation.
The people who owned and directed the Jefferson-Baker Corporation
thought that it would be a good idea to allocate a certain amount of
money each year for scholarships to the high school students who could,
with limited resources and no adult assistance, produce the most
original and ingenious new scientific or mechanical devices.
Lex also thought that this was a good idea, and he realized that while
the Jefferson-Baker Science Contest was never likely to single out the
next Einstein or Edison or even the next Peter Goldmark, it was a fine
way to strengthen the resolve of those remarkably talented young people
who, through chance or politics or the mood of the judges, were not
winners of scholarships. Young Lex Luthor, however, felt that his own
resolve was already sufficiently strong to achieve greatness, and that
he did not need to lose the contest. It would be nice, however, if he
could pay his way through a university or technological institution of
a stature he considered acceptable. Pop wasn't going to cough up the
tuition, even if he could afford it. Lex would have to do it himself.
The top Jefferson-Baker prize of ten thousand dollars would about cover
it.
Lex decided that, assuming his entry in the contest was arguably the
most original and ingenious in the country, he could minimize his
chances of losing by first considering what sorts of projects had won
in the past and who this year's judges were likely to be and what they
were probably interested in.
After careful consideration he decided that, first, the projects that
tended to win the big prize were generally flashy, usually expanded on
a current popular fad in the scientific community and were easy to
explain and show off to the public in magazines or on television, and,
second, the panel of judges seemed to be weighted, from year to year,
in the direction of scientific technicians—rather than theorists—who
were more likely to be impressed with a clever demonstration of an old
principle than with a wholly new idea. All right, Lex thought, if what
they wanted was showmanship he would blow them all away.
In November of the year Lex Luthor was in the ninth grade, three boys
from his class showed up in the Waterville Valley High School gymnasium
for the state eliminations in the Jefferson-Baker Science Contest. Out
of a spinning silk ribbon and a copper toilet tank float, Pete Ross
built a Van de Graaf electrostatic generator which could I shoot tiny
bolts of lightning at a flower box and, theoretically, stimulate the
growth of plants. Clark Kent showed off a crude, nearly indescribable
harness-and-pulley system which, Clark said, simulated for prospective
space travellers the condition of low gravitation. A person in the
harness would hang parallel to the ground, walk/swing along a wall like
a pendulum, and feel as though he or she were hopping high off the
ground/wall with each step. Lex's exhibit consisted of an empty
platform with a sign off to one side that said, simply, "MAGIC."
Students spent the morning setting up their projects, testing them out,
standing back to admire the way they looked, checking out the
competition to make sure no one had a better idea. Pete Ross, typical
of the entrants in the room in that he was reasonably sure that he
would win or that he ought to, asked Clark Kent if he had seen Lex at
all that day.
"I gave him a ride over here in my Pa's pickup," Clark said. Clark had
a special daylight driving license so that he would legally be allowed
to drive farm vehicles earlier than he would normally have been allowed
to drive. Jonathan Kent had only recently sold his farm and the
license had not yet expired.
"Then he got here the same time you did? It's nearly one o'clock.
What's he been doing?"
"I don't know. The judges are supposed to come around at two."
"Yeah. Every time I asked him what he's doing he wouldn't even tell me
if he was entering the contest for sure. What'd he bring? Anything?"
"Just a big steamer trunk. I had to help him carry it. Last I saw he
was dragging it through that door behind his platform."
"Really? You saw it?" Pete's apprehension was oozing up through his
cool. "Did you see what he had in it?"
"Yeah. He opened it once when I went to set up my I harness."
"What'd he do? What was in it? What'd you see?"
"That sign over there."
"Just the sign? Nothing else?"
"Yeah. See? It says 'Magic.'"
"I can read."
For awhile, nobody but Pete Ross and Clark Kent appeared to notice the
empty platform among the eighty-two other exhibits that the entrants
stuffed into the room. People walked by it, around it, generally
ignored it. At about half past two the mother of one of the entrants
walked over to the platform, hopped into the air, spun around and
shrieked.
"How dare—uhh," the woman looked behind her and down at the floor. "I
thought there was somebody there. I saw him. He crouched behind me."
People's heads turned, a few smiled. The people nearest the woman
shuffled nervously. One man, evidently her husband, told her in a low
voice that there was no one there and that she should calm down.
"I saw him. I really saw him, plain as life. I think I saw him, a boy
with curly brown hair. He must have run off into—no, I suppose he
didn't."
Just as the flustered woman seemed to be collecting her rumpled
composure, as her husband's smile was becoming sincere, during what was
probably the final moment most of the people in the big room were
planning on paying more attention to Lex Luthor's platform than to any
of the other exhibits, the woman's husband yelped. Lex Luthor was
standing deferentially at the closed door behind the platform. No one
but the man who yelped had been looking.
"I wonder if I could have your attention for a moment," Lex announced.
As he said this he appeared to step onto the platform and walk to the
center of it, oblivious to the man who, with a hand clapped over his
mouth, was leading his wife away. For the next several minutes no one
in the room paid any attention to anything other than young Lex Luthor
because the next thing he did was pull a rabbit out of the air.
"I suppose you want to see me do that again, don't you?"
His audience agreed.
"Well, it's a cardinal rule of magic," Lex explained, "that no
self-respecting magician does the same trick twice in succession, at
least not the same way. But then again, no self-respecting magician
goes around without a top hat, so—"
Lex reached both hands into the air in front of him and feigned a
surprised expression when a silk top hat appeared in his hands out of
nowhere. There was, of course, a rabbit in the hat.
"There you go, Pierre," he said as he put the animal on the floor next
to its mate, "go play with Marie. Uh-oh, I think you two are getting
along too well for a mixed audience. Shoo!" and the pair ran to the
edge of the platform, where they again vanished into the air that had
apparently spawned them.
For the next fifteen minutes Lex mesmerized the crowd with his snappy
patter and his ability to pull out of the air objects of increasing
size—a pair of shoes, a full dress suit which he put on, tossing all
but his skivvies into nowhere, a magic wand, a large radio, a steamer
trunk—and throw them back again to vanish completely.
For his last trick, Lex told the crowd to stay where they were, and
made a running leap into his audience. He seemed about to land on the
head of a startled man when he vanished. He floated back on to the
stage, as if emerging from a hole in space, wearing his full dress suit
and silk hat, riding the bare back of a brown mare an entire horse and
rider, where nothing had been before. "She looked lonely, so I invited
her along."
As the amazed, applauding collection of people watched, a man hollered
from the back of the room, "That's Elsa. You no-account little horse
thief, what're you doing riding on my Elsa?"
"I'm glad to know her name," the boy laughed as the irate farmer
lumbered across the room and onto the platform. "I was hoping her owner
would turn up. Adds just the right amount of drama to my finale, don't
you think?"
The man had been amused enough by the performance so far, but he was no
longer in any mood for theatrics. His grandfather had told him that a
horse thief was the lowest form of life on Earth and he believed
everything his grandfather told him. His grandfather also told him he
was awarded the Medal of Honor in the Civil War, although the old man
was born in 1871. The farmer grabbed at his animal's bridle and nearly
swallowed his chewing tobacco when his hand passed through it as it
nothing were there. He grabbed for the horse's mane, for her neck, for
the collar of Lex's jacket as the boy climbed off the animal's back.
It was like clutching at a beam of light. It was exactly like
clutching at a beam of light.
"Please don't be angry, sir," Lex told the farmer who was now clawing
at him, standing in the same space as the boy. "Maybe this is the best
way to explain it. You might notice that Elsa and I don't cast shadows
right now..."
Lex took the horse's bridle and walked to the side of the platform with
her, seeming to disappear with her as they walked past a certain point
in space. The door in front of which Lex had first appeared now opened
from the inside. From behind the doorway Lex led Elsa, whole and
healthy.
"...but now we do. What you have just seen," Lex explained, "was a
demonstration of holograms more sophisticated, I believe, than they
have ever been constructed before. All of what you just saw were
images, projections of what I was doing in a space I set up in a locker
room behind that door. The voice that seemed to come from my
projection actually came from a speaker I set up behind my 'Magic'
sign."
All but one of the six people who were judging the entries—they were
all men—smiled their appreciation of the performance. The sixth wore a
dubious look. Only one of the judges pretended to understand fully as
Lex explained the system that allowed him to project his animate, live
image into an adjoining room, and that judge was only pretending.
Everyone else in the room except for Clark Kent and the farmer was
clearly and completely impressed.
Clark Kent knew about the setup hours earlier and had been impressed
then. The farmer, grumbling, led his horse back to her stable a
quarter-mile down the road from the high school. The
one-thousand-dollar scholarship award for the state's best entry in the
Jefferson-Baker Science Contest went that afternoon to Pete Ross.
Lex was despondent. The dubious judge had realized that Lex was from
Smallville and assumed that Superboy had helped him with his
extraordinary entry in the science contest. It was likely, but it was
not true. It was also technically not against the rules, since
Superboy was not an adult. On the slim chance that Superboy had not,
in fact, helped young Luthor, the judge convinced his fellow judges to
give top honors to another boy from Smallville, Pete Ross, who had put
together a very impressive project. The idea was for the judges both
to be fair and to maintain the integrity of the contest. They did
neither.
Lex Luthor was raised on anger. Superboy was raised on
responsibility. Superboy knew that it was not logical, but that it was
quite proper, for him to feel responsible for Lex's loss of the prize.
He was worried that the boy would do something self-destructive. Lex
was more likely to blow up Waterville Valley. Superboy determined to
soften the disappointment.
The day after the contest, Superboy asked a Smallville alderman,
Jonathan Kent, for a special building permit for a temporary structure
on an acre of village property at the edge of town. The Mayor was
scheming with the Board of Aldermen—unsuccessfully, as it would turn
out—to make Superboy a paid public relations agent for Smallville, and
the Board thought that this permit would be a good first step toward
that end.
Superboy got his permit a week later at a regular Board of Aldermen
meeting. Within half-an-hour after the Mayor signed the permit there
was a white and red, flat-roofed, one-story, forty-by-twentyfoot
building on the lot. Superboy equipped the building with rare
chemicals and minerals, deep freeze, compression chamber, centrifuge,
an electrical generator fueled by the heat from a pocket of natural gas
that lay seven hundred feet below Smallville, and every other useful
gadget he could think of. Superboy set Lex Luthor down at the new
laboratory's front door and wished him luck.
The way Luthor now remembered it, his entry in the rinky-dink science
contest and his faking of disappointment afterward were simply an
elaborate scheme to get Superboy to build him a lab. Some weeks
afterward, young Lex Luthor received two registered letters. One was
from the Westinghouse Corporation, asking him to work for them the
following summer, using their resources, helping to develop the new
science of holography. The other was from the Criminal Court of
Waterville Valley informing him that charges of horse thievery had been
brought against him, and that his trial was scheduled for the beginning
of the summer. By the summer, Lex Luthor would have more important
things to worry about. The development of holography was set back at
least a generation.
Dr. John Lightfoot tromped out of the room, down the four steps into
the main hall, walked across the room mumbling and looking down and
scratching under his left ear all the time. He bounced off the glass
door to the balcony, walked in two tight circles, and ran back to the
study when his face lit up. A minute later Lightfoot called out,
"Air! I need some air!"
Like a photon out of quasar Luthor was at the study, where he slammed
into the little philologist who was absently wandering through the
doorway. As the two helped each other up the thought briefly skipped
through Luthor's mind that Lightfoot felt very solid for such a slight
man.
"My God, Lightfoot, I thought you were dying."
"Of what?"
"I don't know. Emotional dissociation. What did you yell for?"
"Air. It's stuffy as a faculty meeting in there. Can't I walk around
somewhere and clear my head?"
"Anywhere. The penthouse is yours."
"No, outside."
"The balcony?"
"I'm sure I'd fall off the edge. What's wrong with the street?"
"The street isn't shielded. You'd be seen. I built a camouflage
shield to cover the top of the building. From outside, from any angle,
this looks like an ordinary penthouse apartment. I've kept this setup
going for years."
"Then the roof."
"You want to walk around on the roof with the air conditioning system
screaming at you like a dying rhinoceros?"
"Yes. The roof. May I take the document with me?"
Luthor had Lightfoot and the precious papers with their torn lead
casing escorted to the roof and left alone. Moments later a swirl of
colors spun into the smiling form of Towbee. Lightfoot handed the
document to the elf and with a splash of discordant sound the little
philologist disintegrated into the instrument from which he had emerged
just hours ago.
Towbee took the time to materialize at the desks of several unstrung
news reporters to inform them that he did not appreciate the manner in
which art was vulgarly hawked on this planet.
"My outrage grows each hour I stay; I'll leave your Earth without
delay."
And he did.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 16
THE CONTACT
Sometime during the latter five to ten minutes of the news broadcast
the apparent size of the studio crew and staff began to increase. On a
closer examination it became obvious that these added "staff" were not
doing much of anything beyond standing around, gossiping, watching the
show, that sort of thing. Unlike entertainment shows, the news always
had lots of background chatter. It was thought that this lent the
atmosphere of a newsroom to the broadcast.
The new people included most of the staff of the Daily Planet left in
the building, as well as secretaries, night receptionists, agents, and
executive types from the various enterprises of Galaxy communications;
recording, opinion polling, publishing, entertainment, merchandising,
and so forth. At first they came because word of free drinks and food
started to trickle through the elevator shafts. Now they came mostly
to watch what Lois Lane called The Steve and Clarkie Show.
"Not once, you say. Not once in your whole life, you say. Is that
right, Clarkie?" The sportscaster hung over the back of his chair much
as his loosened tie drooped from his neck. He was halfway through his
second Blood Mary.
"Never, I told you. Is that so incredible?" Not a single bead of
sweat surfaced on Clark Kent's face during a broadcast or after one, or
at any other time, for that matter. He made up for that chink in the
armour of his identity by dropping papers now and then as he cleared
news copy off his desk, then bending awkwardly as possible to pick them
up.
"You heard him, everyone. Anyone else here never do it even once?
C'mon, don't be shy." Those who thought Lombard went beyond the realm
of clowning into indecency seemed to outnumber those who were amused.
The Steve and Clarkie Show still apparently had the most loyal audience
in town. "Huh! At least, no one else's gonna admit to it in public."
"Actually, I always thought it was a rather admirable quality to avoid
that sort of thing."
"You're from a farm town. How about the hayloft?"
"Never."
"In back of the VFW hall during a square dance?"
"Not then, either."
"Down by the lake when the folks were off cornhusking? Under the
bleachers in high school? At the back gate during lunch hour? In
study hall?"
"During school hours? My dad'd tan my hide."
"His dad. Hear that? Good old dad." Lombard held out his
half-finished tumbler of vodka and tomato juice. "I mean I can't
believe that you lived in the Land of the Free all your life and never
touched an ounce of booze."
During his career in professional football Steve Lombard carefully
cultivated the reputation of a partier. Now his growing belly and
barrel chest that made pinstriped shirts contour like a bulging jail
cell did it for him.
"Seems to me there were a few years back there when it was illegal to
drink alcohol in the Land of the Free."
"Prohibition? Ancient history. Nobody took that law seriously. You
always ignore dumb laws. It's the American way."
Lois saw Clark foundering. He always foundered when he was about to be
winning. "Hey, hundred-thousand-dollar man," she yelled from beside
Benny's snack cart, "talking about ignoring dumb laws, what'd you pay
in taxes last year?"
The lady customarily brought the house down.
"Lissentame, Clarkie." Lombard took control again. "Howboutchew take a
gulpa this baby, huh?" He held out his drink.
"No, thanks." Clark, of course, was nursing a container of chocolate
milk.
"Whadja do for drinks, anyway?"
"When I was a kid? Well Ma had this concoction she used to make. Like
nectar of the gods."
"Now we're gettin' somewhere. Did she have a still out back, too?"
"No no no. She put in pineapple juice and apple juice and orange juice
and a pinch of curry and some other things. It was the finest tasting
liquid nourishment in the world. Probably the whole Solar System."
"The hell it was. This here Bloody Mary's got it beat. Any Bloody
Mary's got it beat."
"Nothing's got it beat."
"Wanna make a little wager on that, Clarkie?"
Now Lombard had him. Everyone in the studio was cheering and stomping
and yelling "Bet!" or "Put your money where your mouth is," or
something similarly appropriate.
"No bet," Clark protested. "I never bet."
"'Fraid you're gonna lose, eh, Clarkie?"
"I won't lose. Even you'd say the concoction tastes better than a
Bloody whatever her name is."
"Then you'll bet. A week's salary?"
"No, I don't bet money." Hisses from the bleachers.
"How about food? Do you bet food? Dinner? If three unprejudiced
people pick your soft drink over the Bloody Mary, I treat you to supper
anywhere in town you say. If I win, it's your treat."
"Well, that sounds fair, but—" Cries of "chickengut" and "waffler" from
the chorus.
"Then it's a bet. You heard it, folks. And maybe we'll even get to
see Mr. Kent's virgin throat moistened by a splash of the juice, hey?"
From the back of the studio a very prim young lady stuck her head in
the door. She had that caged look of a receptionist still on duty.
"Mr. Kent, telephone."
Clark took the chance to bolt from his seat and plow through friends
and acquaintances out of the room to the young lady as Steve swayed
through a monologue about the evils of abstinence. "Who is it?" Clark
asked her. "Something important?"
"I don't know. It's on your private line. He says he's Lex Luthor,
and he does a really good imitation of his voice."
Sharp shooting pains to the stomach. In Clark's most persistent
nightmare, Luthor finds out his secret identity and devises a way to
announce it to everyone in the world except Superman himself. Clark
wakes up in the morning, in his dream, to cheering crowds outside the
window of his third-floor apartment at 344 Clinton Street. He opens
the hallway door and finds shoulder-to-shoulder admirers blocking the
path to the elevator. People flock to Metropolis and jam the hotels
and park benches and subway tunnels. The ratings on his local news
show break national records. Women wherever he goes, even at work,
throw their bodies in his path. People jump out of windows and leap in
front of moving trucks when they see him in order to attract his
attention. A smiling Morgan Edge tries to ingratiate himself by giving
Clark a million-dollar-a-year raise. He has to be Superman all the
time. It is hellish.
"Hello?" Clark said.
"Hello, Kent."
It was Luthor, not a mimic. The voiceprint was unmistakable. "Yes,
this is Clark Kent. Who is this?"
"It's Luthor, Kent. Listen, you'll tell your friend Superman I'm
madder than I've ever been at anyone since the day that super-powered
bonehead made me lose my hair. It's been stolen."
"Your hair?"
"No you sparrow-brain. The document."
"Document?"
"The Einstein papers. The stuff I lifted from that vault the other
day. It was the feature story on your show, or don't you pay attention
to what you're reading?"
"Yes. Yes, I know. But I thought you stole it, didn't you?"
"Not this time, you dolt. It was stolen from me. My mind, this is
like trying to talk with a grapefruit."
"You don't have to get insulting, Mr. Luthor. Why did you call me?"
Clark was going through the tedious process of tracing the call with
x-ray vision.
"To tell you where your friend Superman can find me."
"Oh," Clark said as if replying to the question, what's the fifteenth
letter of the alphabet? "Where?" He would stimulate an electron in
the wire with x-ray vision, watch the impulse travel a few feet or a
few inches until it hit an intersection of two wires.
"Tonight at Pier 82. The slip where they dock those tourist boats."
"Tonight... tourist boats..." He would then send an impulse down each
of the intersecting wires, and one of them would dash back at Clark's
phone with the speed of light. He kept following these impulses in
trial-and-error fashion until now he traced his connection for three
blocks.
"I'll be on the bridge of the ship called The New Atlantis at
nine-thirty tonight. Can you get in touch with him by then?"
"I can try." His impulse was coming from twelve blocks away now, and
that looked to be more than half-way to Luthor's location.
"I'll help him find the thief of the papers. Tell him just to be cool,
I'm not going to pull anything. I won't have them snatched out of my
hands like—"
"Excuse me, but would you hold on while I get a pencil to write this
all down?" He'd found Luthor. He was in a telephone booth at the
corner of St. Marks Place and First Avenue.
"You mean you don't have—you weren't writing this down when I told
you?"
"No, please hold on."
Luthor was fit for a pen at the zoo. "You screaming dumbo, Kent. If
there's one thing I can't abide in people who manage to get as
successful as you, it's incompetence. If you worked for me I'd -
YIIII!"
Luthor was up in the air. Phone booth and all. Thirty feet off the
ground and held aloft by a flying figure trailing a red cape.
"Hello? Hello, Mr. Luthor?" came the voice from the dropped receiver
as thick telephone cable unwound after the rising booth from below the
street.
"Hello, are you still there? Mr. Luthor?" came the words from
Superman's throat, projected by super-ventriloquism through the
receiver until the instant the cable snapped at the floor of the phone
booth. He set his burden on the roof of a three-story building with a
cleaning shop on the ground floor. Superman had no need to ask the
first question.
"He stole it. He stole it, the little twerp Lightfoot snapped it out
from under my nose like an apple off a cart."
"Lightfoot?" Superman joined Luthor's conversation.
"John Lightfoot. The crooked philologist."
"He must've done it before yesterday, old man. He's very dead."
"He's not dead. He made it out of the crash. He was here in
Metropolis, and he stole it."
"Hate to contradict you, but I saw him before the police got there. I
would have gotten there first, too, if he hadn't died almost
instantly. It was quite horrible."
"You saw him? Dead?"
"I did."
"Then who—" Luthor fell silent and thoughtful and built up to his late
mood by degrees across the words: "Who stole my document!"
"You'll tell me all about it on the way to your favorite jail cell
upstate."
"You don't want to take me back to jail. I'll help you find it. I
want the document found."
"Trust me. I'll find it. Next time, figure out another story." The
Kryptonian grabbed for Luthor's arm.
Luthor yanked back his other arm pulling back something in his pocket.
A spark leaped at Superman's hand as he touched Luthor. "I said listen
to me."
"Ouch. What was that?"
"An electrical charge strong enough to take out the whole Metropolis
Police Department and a couple of platoons of Marines, if necessary.
Unfortunately it affects you like a sudden attack from a bubble bath."
"No more tricks. Come on and—"
"No, dammitt! Listen to me. Don't you understand? Don't you see? I
won't allow it."
"Tell me about it on the way up to—"
"Keep your paws off me, freak," as he pulled a tiny lead-encased pistol
from his pocket and Superman froze. "I'm not ready for a fight, but
you know I can put one up. I'll use this if I have to."
Superman could not see what the gun was. His x-ray vision, like any
radiation, was unable to penetrate the heavy metal lead. He was wary.
There was nowhere Luthor could go, although the criminal had fooled him
before.
"This stuff was just to get out of any tight spots in case some
over-eager cop recognized me on the street. I won't fight you. I just
want to tell you I won't have his papers falling into the hands of a...
a philistine."
"Just take it easy there, Luthor. You probably can't hurt me, but
we're in the middle of a crowded city. Einstein, you mean? It's
Einstein you're talking about?"
"His words. I won't allow it. And don't talk to me like some
pimple-faced kid with a zip gun. I'm a pro."
"Offhand I'd say you already allowed it. I wouldn't have thought
Einstein was one of your big heroes."
"Who did you think were my heroes, you pigeon-brained muscleman?
Capone? Hitler? You? What do you take me for?"
"An escaped felon." In less than the blink of an eye Luthor suddenly
saw his weapon lying at his feet and felt his arms being held
motionless from behind him. The voice came from behind now, too. "And
a misguided man, your heroes notwithstanding. What is that thing on
the floor?"
Luthor let out a resigned breath. "A pipe lighter, if you must know."
"Let's go." Superman scooped the criminal up in both arms for a
35-minute flight of slightly less than sixty miles. Luthor caught a
cold.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 17
Chapter 17
OA
In a dark patch of space at the core of the brilliant Central Cluster,
on a planetoid called Oa, sit the oldest humanoids in the Galaxy. They
touch the existence of thousands of trillions of intelligent races,
most of whom know them simply, in languages and dialects defying count,
as the Guardians.
Average humanoid height in the Galaxy was somewhere between two and
two-and-a-half meters. The nine Guardians were all an identical height
of 124 centimeters. They also had filtrums.
Filtrums are rectangular clefts in the skin leading from the bridge
between the two nostrils to the middle of the upper lip. Most of the
humanoids in the area of the Central Cluster had them. The only known
incidences of filtrums in humanoids outside that region of the Galaxy
were on the planets Earth and Krypton. There were several theories on
the reasons for this incidence of the apparently functionless
birthmark, but one thing was known about them. Only humanoids with
filtrums were capable of smiling.
The youngest of the Guardians was born within twenty years of the
oldest, roughly eight billion years ago. Their blue skin was
completely unwrinkled, they no longer had visible pores or prints in
their skin, they each had a fringe of thick white fur around the sides
and backs of their heads, they were virtually identical in appearance.
What active communication they had with each other was instant, on a
subliminal level. They no longer had any need for telepathy. Their
functions were identical, their aspirations and jealousies were lost to
the ages. Only one Guardian had actually left Oa in eight billion
years, and he returned only briefly to be stripped of his immortality
as punishment for some subtle breach of the group's ethical code.
Somewhere in the labyrinthine tunnels and towers and interconnecting
halls of the Guardians' headquarters on the otherwise barren planetoid,
two of the immortals were communicating.
Our wayward brother has located and induced a dream sleep upon the
Earthman, the first Guardian told the second.
Is he equipped to feed tomorrow's experiences into the mind of the
Terran? the second inquired of the first.
He will be, by the time our evaluation of his interview with the woman
arrives at Earth.
The second Guardian passed his hand over a light on the wall as a
spotlight from the ceiling bathed the first Guardian's head, feeding
information directly into the immortal's mind.
The light went off as the Guardian integrated the information and
noted, I believe you have done a good job, but I have one possible
improvement.
Might I consider it? the second suggested without apprehension.
The point at which the woman Lane asks, Have you ever tried to talk a
mugger out of pursuing his vocation, Professor Gordon?
Yes, where the man Gordon responds, I haven't had the opportunity,
thank the stars.
Exactly. It is with the response that I have a question. Perhaps he
could respond with an attempt at levity. For example, God parted the
Red Sea for Moses, the Colonials beat back the British Empire, the Mets
won the pennant in '69, and a mugger can be talked down, Miss Lane.
That is quite in keeping with the Terran penchant for light humor, and
I considered such a response, but I determined that in Professor
Gordon's case it would be out of character.
I concede to your superior acquaintance with the subject. I shall
begin to feed the experience into the young man's somnolent mind. He
will believe himself to have been functional during this entire period.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 18
click to ZOOM!
"Miss Lane, do you come here often?"
Chapter 18
THE SOCIOLOGIST
After Superman had left Luthor in the prison in Pocantico, Clark Kent
made one more appearance in Studio B so that he could be roped firmly
into his bet with Steve Lombard—and in Lois Lane's office so that he
could make a lunch date for the following afternoon. Superman was
busier.
Clark was walking down the sixth-floor hallway with Jimmy Olsen toward
the elevator, and he accepted the offer of a ride to his apartment in
Jimmy's new TR7. In a moment Clark's time sync changed, as it
occasionally did.
"Listen, Jimmy. Let me take a raincheck on that ride home. I think
I'll walk."
"Yeah, sure, Clark. Watch out for the wall. Hey, where you running?
You sure are in a hurry to take a leisurely stroll uptown." By now
Jimmy was talking to himself.
Less than a minute later, a whistling filled the air over an uncommonly
choppy Lake Superior and crew members near panic on a threatened cargo
ship looked up into the sky. Then all fifty-two of them fell flat on
the deck, holding onto their shifting centers of gravity as the big
ship was lifted forty feet into the air and flown to port.
On the way back to Metropolis, Superman spotted an ambulance with its
siren whirring and red light spinning, stranded immobile in the middle
lane of Route 80 between Totowa and Fairfield, New Jersey. He lifted
this stranded ship out of dead calm seas and delivered it to the
hospital whose name was on the side. The coronary patient inside was
spared the experience by unconsciousness, although an intern taking his
electrocardiogram fainted.
In Hillside a cat was stuck in a tree, and her owner was too big to
crawl on the branch after her and too small not to cry. At the instant
Superman heard the cat yowl, the wrist of a young woman on Greene
Street in Metropolis was grabbed by a man who had been waiting in one
of the standard dark alleys peppering the neighborhood.
"Hey, man, what're you doin?" the girl squeaked.
"Come in here, you."
A beam of heat vision snapped the branch of the tree and the cat fell.
"Get your hand off me or—"
"Or what? Whatcha got there, girlie?"
She calmed down and found her misplaced equilibrium. "Listen, man, why
doncha buy me a drink and do it right?"
A thin stream of super breath from above bounced off the concrete and
softened the kitten's four-legged landing.
"I mean, why do you wanna force yourself on a girl like that, hey? I
don't bite, do you?"
"Look, don't go tryin' to snow me, girlie," he snarled, but his grip of
her arm loosened just a little.
And a blinding streak of red and blue from out of the sky left an
indentation on his jaw. In a moment, a bewildered patrolman was
dropped out of the sky and the girl gave the cop her account of the
incident. The man woke up in a jail cell.
Here are some other things Superman did the night before the full moon:
He melted, confiscated, or otherwise neutralized a collection of
knives, chains, and shoddily assembled handguns carried around by a
group of twelve teenaged boys roaming through Metropolis Common.
He spun a water current, diverting a school of sharks which were about
to attack some tuna congregated around the lifeline to a research
bathyscaph. There was every possibility that the sharks would
accidentally have severed the line.
With the super pressure of his hands he fused shut a hairline crack
that was forming in one of the pontoons underneath Oceania, the
experimental floating city 250 miles east of Montauk, Long Island.
He slammed through a half-ton of heroin being loaded onto a ship in Le
Havre in four boxes marked "Toys."
He spotted a train in Northern Ireland about to tumble into a canyon
through a bridge weakened by saboteurs. He substituted his own body
for the weakened portion of rail, and when the train was gone he built
a new rail from iron ore and coal he found in nearby deposits.
In northern Greenland he lifted a dogsled, a dozen huskies, a young
doctor, and a supply of vital flu serum over an avalanche to a secluded
military outpost on the Davis Strait.
Superman spent most of the rest of the night at his Fortress of
Solitude carved out of a mountain 130 miles south of the geographic
North Pole. There was a gold-colored airline marker pointing the way to
the pole, but if one saw the arrow from the bottom—which is something
no one but Superman ever did—it became apparent that this was the
30-ton key to a door camouflaged by the constant inclement weather and
the indented face of the mountain. In the fortress the Man of Steel
checked bacterial cultures with which he experimented. He was no
medical genius, but he did, after all, have immediate total recall and
he was the only being of whom he knew who could safely handle the
Regulus-243 strain which caused a violent chemical reaction in organic
matter, turning it on contact into particles of a saline crystal.
Superman occasionally wondered if the only recorded incidence of
Regulus-243 contamination on Earth was the death of Lot's wife during
the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
Superman fed and groomed the fearsome menagerie of domesticated
extraterrestrial creatures he kept and studied in one of the lower
levels of the fortress. He wrote an entry, in the Kryptonese language,
in his personal journal. He painted a landscape in acrylics—he favored
the vistas of Jupiter and its moons, but this was a Martian plain—while
he listened to a recording of sonic flare patterns as performed by a
musician of Polaris-4.
He slept for half an hour, which was something he did because he needed
a certain amount of dreaming to maintain a psychological balance. Then
he took off, straight up, to plunge through the molten crust of the sun
93 million miles away in order to sterilize himself. It would be bad
form, after all, to carry any Regulus-243 cells back to Metropolis.
It was a bit under seventeen minutes to the sun and back traveling at
the speed of light—which was the fastest he could travel through "real"
three-dimensional space. He looked down as dawn hit Metropolis. Morgan
Edge was sprawled on the fold-out couch in his office. For a
multimillionaire he certainly didn't allow himself much recreation.
Jimmy was just arriving home after a long night of rigorous leisure.
Steve Lombard was not at home, and Superman could not begin to wonder
about where he might be. Lois had been awake for at least an hour. It
had to have taken at least that long to get from her apartment to the
subway car on which Superman found her. She was up to something.
Superman kept a telescopic x-ray eye on the lady as he landed on the
roof of the apartment building at 344 Clinton Street. He scanned the
sky for planes overhead. Once a Soviet satellite 103 miles up took a
picture as he was changing to Clark Kent. A crew of technicians wasted
a week before the Russians decided it wasn't worth the effort to find
out how film could be overexposed in the void of space.
As Clark Kent walked down the roof stairway to the thirty-third-floor
landing, Lois's train was pulling into the old World's Fair grounds,
the last stop on that line. As she stepped off the train he stepped
into the elevator and pushed the button for the third floor. As he
stepped off the elevator she walked down the stairway toward the subway
graveyard where hundreds of inanimate subway cars lay in wait for rush
hour or the scrap heap, vulnerable to the inarticulate expression of
graffiti artists armed with spray paint.
Clark Kent walked down the third-floor corridor and unlocked the door
of apartment 3-D, twisting his neck in the opposite direction all the
way. He stepped inside, closed the door behind him, loosened his tie,
opened his shirt, dropped his jacket and glasses on a chair, and put
two eggs up to boil.
Lois Lane squeezed through a rip in the hurricane fence and counted the
rows of subway cars. She tried to remember which car her source had
told her to check. It was too hot a piece of information to write
down. She found the seventh row and counted sixteen cars in the
direction away from the fairgrounds. She crept between the ranks of
cars to her target and pulled a stethoscope from her purse. She fitted
it to her ears and listened to the hull of the train.
Clark picked at his eggs and buttered toast. Breakfast was a habit
from his school days. He sat in his living room reclining chair as he
peered across town.
Lois surely enough heard voices inside the subway car, although she
could make out only snatches of the conversation. She heard things
like, "last night's shipment . . . backfire soon as shoot . . . street
value . . . sixty bucks a piece . . . move them by noon tomorrow . . .
every high school in the city . . ."
Clark Kent looked through the wall of the subway car and found three
men standing over two crates filled with cheaply manufactured
handguns. He counted 288 pistols in the crates. A tall man in a
three-piece suit was handing an attaché case filled with cash to
another man in the uniform of a subway signalman.
Lois Lane had heard enough. She stuffed the stethoscope into her
shoulder bag and tripped backward over a pile of discarded spray paint
cans. She froze at the noise, crawled under the subway car, and waited
there for a few minutes. They hadn't heard her, or thought anything of
it if they had. She pulled herself, more warily now, out from under
the train and made her way back toward the rip in the fence.
Clark Kent was no longer in the apartment.
First Lois would call Inspector Henderson. Bill was one cop who
understood the concept of privileged information and he knew how to
keep a story quiet until it was revealed to the world by a deserving
reporter. Then she would call the Daily Planet city desk and tell them
to leave a good-sized hole in the upper-left corner of page one. Then
she would call WGBS News and have someone drive out here to the
backwoods of the city with a change of clothes and a portable
typewriter. Then a hand grabbed her around the throat and threw her to
the ground.
The two men stood over Lois with guns pointed at her face. These would
be real guns, not the explosive Tinkertoys they were planning to sell
to the children of Metropolis.
"All right, whaddya know, lady?"
No answer.
"Don't I know you?" the other one said.
Silence.
"Who told you where we'd be? You a cop?"
"Hey, she's no cop. She's a reporter." A hint of mortal fear in his
voice.
"How d'you know?"
"I recognize her. Hey, we better get outta here."
"Are you nuts? Frisk her."
"Not me. That broad's got her own portable bodyguard."
"You're talkin' crazy. If you won't frisk her, I—" The man's pistol
drooped like a wilting plant. The molten steel that used to be part of
the stock left third-degree burns on his hand. He dropped to the ground
screaming until he fell unconscious.
The other man tore off in the direction of the hole in the fence.
Twenty feet before he got there, he ran into a colorful immoveable
object and crumpled.
"Miss Lane, do you come here often?" Superman asked.
She thought to say that she could have gotten out of this fix herself.
That she'd left a sealed envelope in Perry's Office, and that it would
be opened if she wasn't at the office by ten. That maybe Superman was
a little rough on those two. That it would have been nice to deserve
credit for mashing a mass sale of Saturday Night Specials herself. But
there he was, standing there . . .
Smiling.
"You've got to live until at least noon, Lois. I doubt Clark could
handle that highbrow social theorist on his own."
He glowed with life and power, and sometimes he twinkled under the
sun. He was a fallen star. She thought that all the time, but of
course she couldn't say it. The phrase would be out of character.
What she could do was hug him so hard he might feel the pressure and
maybe he would kiss her.
The young man puffed serenely on his bent pipe and tried hard to
explain the concept so that his interviewer could understand. "There
was an illustration of my point on the radio news only this morning,"
Fellman Gordon said.
Camera 3 dollied in for a closeup of the sociologist.
"I heard an interview with a young lady," Gordon said, "who was
allegedly saved by Superman from an assault attempt only last night."
Lois sat in the interviewer's chair. "Superman turned up lots of
places last night. We reporters have noticed that there's a spate of
unlikely reports for about three days every month or so. He supposedly
does everything from fighting back an invasion of flying saucers over
Mongolia to helping children with their long division, apparently at
the same time."
"This happens to be a documented report. It was witnessed not only by
the victim but by a police officer. A young lady of about twenty
claims she had nearly persuaded a mugger to leave her alone when
Superman intervened out of nowhere to save her."
"Have you ever tried talking a mugger out of pursuing his vocation,
Professor Gordon?"
"I haven't had the opportunity, thank the stars, but neither did that
young lady. Before she could get out of trouble herself, Superman
saved her. What he has done, I believe, is ended despair."
Clark Kent, watching the taping of Sunday Forum from the control booth
with the director, needed no cues to keep a blank look on his face.
"It is my contention, and I expound upon this in my book, Age of
Dependence," Fellman Gordon continued, "that Superman may be
singlehandedly bringing the social development of our entire human race
to a grinding halt."
"How do you explain the strides over the past twenty years in science?
Space exploration? Food production?"
"These are not social phenomena. They are scientific and, to some
extent, political developments. Let me give you a hypothetical case,
Miss Lane. You, it is well known, have a sort of personal relationship
with Superman. I take it he has actually saved your life more times
than you can count."
"I'm perfectly capable of counting that high, it's just that I wasn't
keeping score." It was a lame crack, but it helped Lois avoid blushing.
"Say you were somewhere really out of the way, Miss Lane. In Zaire.
In the abandoned shaft of a diamond mine. The mine caved in. You had
about an hour's supply of air. Absolutely no one knew where you were,
and even if they did there would be no chance of getting you out in
time. What goes through your mind?"
"I wish Superman would stop stalling. I've got a deadline to meet."
"Exactly. You don't make your peace with your God or your conscience.
You don't cry. You don't go mad. You wait impatiently for Superman to
save you. That possibility now exists. No one need despair any more.
Superman plays adopted father to the world, ready to bail anyone out of
trouble the way his father Jor-El bailed him out of a dying planet.
The only evidence of significant social growth over the past ten years,
I have found, has been among those outside law-abiding society."
Where would someone like Luthor be if Superman had never come to Earth?
Probably, Gordon supposed, in a research laboratory somewhere
discovering a cure for cancer. Or maybe in a mental institution
following a childhood spent in a succession of reform schools.
Certainly there would have been no consuming ambition, no enemy
impossible to overcome, to teach him to aspire. Without Superman,
Luthor might have grown up lonely. And what of the occasional
outlandish creatures from outer space who happen to touch down in
Metropolis to pick a fight with him every so often? If Superman had
never come, would Earth people even be aware that there was life
elsewhere in the Universe? Maybe we knew too soon, before we were
strong enough to face the interlocking cultures of the Galaxy on equal
terms. It was taken for granted in scientific and political circles
that one day the people of Earth would compete for power and
recognition among Galactic society as did any young civilization
reaching into space. Would we really be equipped to do that when the
time came?
It was an idea that Clark Kent pondered occasionally. No one had ever
expressed it publicly before; maybe no one else had bothered to think
of it before Fellman Gordon. Well, now it was in print and that was
just as well, Clark thought. It was.
After the taping Lois grinned at Clark in the booth with that
we-know-something-this-guy-doesn't-know grin. Clark wondered what it
was he and Lois both knew. The only concern of the director was the
fact that the show ran an extra thirty seconds and that would have to
be edited out. Fellman Gordon followed Clark down the hallway toward
Clark's office.
Gordon didn't call to Clark, so the newsman didn't turn around to see
why he was being followed. The sociologist was a dark man in his early
thirties, of medium height and build. He wore a mustache that was
trimmed so as to look unkempt. As Clark walked he perceived a slight
change in the quality of Gordon's footsteps, a lightening somehow. As
he reached the office the voice came from behind Clark.
"Kal-El, may I speak with you a moment?"
Clark turned around and where Fellman Gordon belonged there stood one
of the immortal Guardians.
Lois Lane T-Shirt!
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 19
Chapter 19
OLD-TIMER
Clark Kent closed the office door behind himself and his visitor,
leaned back in his chair, and allowed himself to smile Superman's
smile. If anyone barged in at that moment, the glasses and blue suit
would be no disguise.
"First question," Superman's smile asked, "are you really here or are
you some kind of astral projection? I thought you fellows didn't leave
Oa."
"I am very real, Kal-El. You may notice that my skin is nearly as
peach-colored as yours, a bit browner like the humanoids of Malthus,
the world of the Guardians' birth."
"I assumed that was part of your disguise."
"Regrettably not. You see I am no longer immortal. If you observe you
may notice that I have skin pores, also, and look." The ancient pressed
his palm on Clark's desk, "I leave fingerprints, as well.
"You're the Old-Timer. The Guardian fallen from grace."
"I am."
"All right. The obvious question is, where's the real Fellman Gordon?"
"Asleep in his home. I have already caused his mind to experience the
events which I live today in his identity. He will awaken this evening
after what he felt to be an afternoon nap, and he will be most pleased
tomorrow when he watches the broadcast of Miss Lane's interview of
him."
"Don't tell me the answer to my next question. I'll tell you. The
reason you came here designed as Fellman Gordon was that the
sociologist has stumbled upon some Universal Truth and you wanted to
emphasize it to me and the television audience so that the message
comes across properly."
"He approached a new idea, at least new for the civilization of Earth.
I should like to point it out for you—that for every social force there
is an equal and opposite social force, that we each live in vibratory
patterns, and that the only reason we do not discern these patterns we
live in as readily as we see radio waves or the ripples left by a
pebble in water is that the frequencies we travel are too large to
measure in one human lifetime."
Clark lost his Superman smile quite unconsciously. He tried very hard,
every time he encountered one of these aged beings, not to be as
impressed as he was the last time. Clark had no idea how the
contention that his presence interfered with Earth's social growth
evolved into the concept of vibratory patterns and frequencies and
immortality and the role of humankind in a complex and confusing
Universe. He didn't pursue the question.
"These are merely tertiary matters," the Old-Timer said, as if taking
Clark's faded smile as a cue to get to business. "You have been
concerned recently with an epistle left by your eminent Professor
Einstein."
Clark was startled again. "What was in the document? What do you know
about Einstein?"
"A bit more, I suspect, than you do. We took quite an active interest
in his career."
"Where can I find the document?"
"In the custody of the Master of Oric."
"Oric. Fourth planet of the Vega system. I've never been there, it's
a blue star sun. Isn't that the home planet of Towbee the space
minstrel?"
"That is by an accounts the place of his birth."
"Was he the thief?"
"That would be a logical suspicion."
"What do you suggest I do?"
"You have reduced powers, Kal-El, on a planet whose star sun is blue.
Your optical abilities are restricted and your invulnerability to
physical assault is not as apparently limitless. You have no
familiarity with the planet, whose technology and consequent dangers to
you draw on contributions from nearly a thousand independent cultures
from hundreds of light-years away. Your unknown adversary, the Master,
is apparently particularly interested in some supposed discovery of
Einstein's. It would be advisable, therefore, for you to go to Oric
with an assistant who qualifies as a creative technician of the first
magnitude as well as an expert on Einsteinian physics."
Predictably, Clark/Superman could not dispute the Old-Timer's logic.
The night of the full moon, Superman quietly incapacitated a hired
hit-man who was on his way to Lois Lane's apartment. He had the
assassin charged with major offenses unrelated to Lois, for which he
guaranteed proof within the week. Superman also raced midnight over
half the globe, foiling a jewelry robbery in Marseilles and destroying
a footbridge in Rhodesia before a group of armed civilian raiders could
cross to a racially segregated area in order to incite a disturbance.
He rescued a child falling from a third-floor window in Liberia. He
anonymously whipped up an easterly wind to help a seventeen-year-old
boy trying to sail across a becalmed Atlantic Ocean on the last leg of
a solo voyage around the world. He located the twin daughters of an
Argentinian government official in the apartment of a kidnapper and
spirited them home minutes before police arrived on the scene, so that
the kidnapper could not negotiate an escape using his hostages. In
Baja California he dragged two cars, stranded in the same desolate
mudhole, back to a major artery and then compacted the mudhole to the
consistency of asphalt. On the southeastern outskirts of San Francisco
he dived underground to ease the pressure on a certain section of the
San Andreas Fault and delay the inevitable earthquake for another month
or so. In Alaska he fused shut a growing leak in the central portion
of the oil pipeline and burned up the black mess that had leaked over
the wilderness before anyone saw it. When he was 130 miles south of
the North Pole, he wrote an entry in his journal. Then Superman leaped
seventeen hundred miles into the Aurora Borealis and saw the day's
first hint of sunlight on the eastern horizon. He dived like a missile
at Washington, D.C.
Superman landed noiselessly on the Truman Balcony of the White House.
There, unnoticed, he slept for nearly an hour, until he was awakened
before dawn by the sound of the President of the United States brushing
his remarkable collection of teeth.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 20
"Superman lifted Luthor and his Black Widow
four miles into the sky..."
Chapter 20
POCANTICO TO VEGA
Lex Luthor did not sleep the way most people slept. Experience had
taught prison officials how unwise it was to allow their star inmate
unsupervised access to tools or chemical materials of any kind. The
only objects in Luthor's cell after ten o'clock lights out were a legal
pad and a ball-point pen. This was a foolish precaution, of course.
The prison would hold Luthor for as long as Luthor chose to be held,
and not a moment longer. Meanwhile, B.J. was perfectly capable of
seeing that the boss's diverse enterprises did not crumble in his
absence.
One night, in a loose moment, Luthor figured out how to melt the
plastic cap of the pen, let a certain amount drip into the ink refill,
extract a substance from the glue that bound the legal pad, wrap it all
in half a sheet of yellow paper and make an explosive powerful enough
to blast out a wall of his cell. Luthor would never do that, of
course. If he did, the next time he was in jail the warden wouldn't
give him his pen and pad.
Luthor was adept at writing in the dark. He would sleep for a minute,
or an hour or two, or not at all, and as an idea struck him he would
scrawl it on a clean sheet of yellow paper. He replaced his pad about
twice a week. This was a particularly productive night, for his cold
kept him from sleeping. From the position of the full moon that shone
through the window opposite his cell it looked to be about 6:10 in the
morning. On the eighth page of a pad that was new when night fell
Luthor drew by moonlight a sketch for a new kind of barometer whose
design was based on the shell configuration of a certain extinct
mollusk. Then a shadow fell over the moon.
"I need your help, Lex," said the startling, reverberant voice of the
shadow.
"You." The reaction wasn't clever, but its tone was eloquent enough.
"I've cleared it with the warden and the Justice Department," Superman
explained. "We can leave immediately and the next time the Parole
Board meets, your release will be granted retroactively."
"What do you want me to do, microbe-head? Teach you how to tie a shoe
without missing and putting your hand through the floor?"
"This is important."
"I know. If your shoe falls off while you're flying faster than sound
it could go into orbit and somebody at the Federal Aviation
Administration would have to fill out a form in triplicate."
"Will you calm down? There are people sleeping."
"What's the matter? They're all heinous criminals. Bank robbers.
Jaywalkers. Potential Nobel Prize winners. Hey, do you want to see
how a Kryptonian ties his shoe?"
"Lex."
"He does it like this." Luthor put his right foot up on his metal cot
and bent over to fiddle with his left shoe on the floor. "And what's
with the first names, Supe? Soup? May I call you Turkey Noodle?"
"I want to know if you'll accept my terms."
"I've accepted lots of your terms. A term for kidnapping. Six or
eight for grand larceny. A couple for sabotage of government
property."
"Don't give me a hard time, Luthor. I want you to help me get the
Einstein papers back."
"Einstein? Didn't he play Clark Gable's best friend in Boy Next Door
Saves the World? Big picture about a guy that works in a sporting
goods store who finds a secret Nazi code camouflaged on sleeping bag
warranty labels. You remember it." Luthor sneezed and gave Superman an
opening.
"All right, I've had it. This is what I want. You go with me to a
planet circling Vega where the document is now, and you help me get it
back. For that you get either a parole or transportation anywhere in
the Galaxy you feel like settling down. Take it or leave it."
"Make it a full Presidential pardon and you've got a deal."
"That's a pretty stiff order."
"You can do it, you're Superman."
"That's true." The big man produced a document from the pouch in the
lining of his cape. It was a pardon for all federal offenses—the only
ones with which any prosecutor thought it necessary to charge
Luthor—effective immediately. It was signed not half an hour earlier by
the President and the Attorney General.
"This won't change anything, you know," Luthor said.
Superman said, "I know."
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Superboy was impressed by the increasingly erratic nature of Lex's
behavior even before the Jefferson-Baker Science Contest. The young
hero was even more impressed, though, by the hologram project in
progress and supposed that Lex's behavior was part of the pressure that
comes from the process of creation. There is a high incidence of
emotional instability, Superboy knew, among people in creative fields
like the one Lex was clearly entering. This deviance generally comes
to an end, however, when the creator is reinforced by recognition.
When Lex won the Jefferson-Baker scholarship, as he inevitably would,
he would once again become the old, moderately tolerable fellow that he
was before he became obsessed.
Meanwhile, Lex's aberrations were jarring loose the collective
emotional stability of the high school. During the time Lex was
building his project he evidently had some trouble creating a
holographic image flawless enough to fool people who were standing
nearby. His early efforts seemed as though they were flapping in the
wind or rippling as if underwater. He thought at first that people
might overlook poor quality if what they saw did not appear to be a
person standing on a stage, but in a tank of water. One day, when
Coach Norm Levine led his first period Smallville High School swimming
class into the indoor pool area he saw, lying at the bottom of the
pool, the figure of a young brown-haired boy in a crew-neck sweater,
smiling cherubically. Alarmed, Coach Levine dove to the bottom of the
pool and spent fully a minute and a half grasping at the rippling
figure, trying to figure out why he couldn't get hold of it, before he
found himself on his back beside the pool with one of his students
giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
A week or so later, in a history class, Miss Carol Roberts asked Lex
Luthor what Secretary of State Thomas Jefferson's attitude was toward
the Whiskey Rebellion. Lex said that Jefferson was quite adamant in
the belief that the federal government should put down any local
rebellions before they spread to other areas like a virus. This was,
of course, precisely the opposite of Jefferson's feelings and Miss
Roberts said so.
"You've obviously been too preoccupied with other things, Lex, since
you did not read the assignment. Is there anyone who can tell—"
"Excuse me, Miss Roberts," Lex interrupted, "but I did read the book.
I read the whole book the first week of school and I remember just
about everything in it."
"I wish you would stay with the class, then, because you've got
Jefferson mixed up with Hamilton. Is there someone who—"
"If you look in the book, Miss Roberts,"—Lex was sweet as frosted
flakes—"I think you'll find that I'm right."
"Lex Luthor, that's twice in a row you've interrupted me. I think I'll
do just that, since you seem so intent on embarrassing yourself. Let me
see, that's—"
"Page 213, Miss Roberts."
She would have lost her temper at the third interruption if she weren't
so sure of having the last word. "Yes, page 213." The book lay open
on her desk and Lex's finger under his desk pressed a pair of wires
together as she read:
When asked if he thought Hamilton's actions were wise, Thomas
Jefferson said, "If I were Hamilton I would douse the leaders in
their own whiskey and set fire to—
Miss Roberts squinted, looked closer at the page and mumbled,
"Jefferson couldn't have said anything like—"
She looked up and saw Luthor lose the restraint with which he had held
his mouth closed, fall out of his seat and roll on the floor laughing.
She sent Lex to the principal's office, looked again at the page of the
text which now said something quite different from what she had read
aloud, and had trouble finishing sentences for the rest of the day.
Unknown to Lex, Superboy interceded on his behalf on both these
occasions. Superboy even asked the principal to ignore it when,
following the incident with Miss Roberts, Lex laughed uncontrollably
through the first ten minutes of his half-hour detention period,
stopped abruptly, mumbled something and, with a wild look in his eyes,
ran home for the day. Even Superboy had trouble accepting his behavior
the next day when Lex showed up for first-period algebra, red-eyed from
lack of sleep. The teacher had asked Lana to do a fairly difficult
problem at the board in front of the class, and when she made an error
Lex jumped up and screamed something unintelligible. He pushed Lana
out of his way, scribbled the solution to the problem and angrily
banged a fist on the blackboard, cracking it down the middle of his
equation. No one in the room knew quite what to do, so no one moved.
Lex stared at all of them during a forbiddingly painful two-and-a-half
seconds of utter silence and then howled, "Why do I have to put up with
this crap?" He exploded into tears. Clark Kent hopped up to put a hand
on Lex's shoulder. Lex hurled away Clark's hand and left the
building. His parents didn't see him for two days.
The story goes that Archimedes, for lack of parchment, used to work on
the beach, drawing polyhedrons and circles and writing formulas in the
sand. During the two days Lex was missing Superboy saw him scrawling
in the sand on the shore of Stafford Pond a few miles outside
Smallville. One of the two nights Lex spent there he took three hours
out to sleep under a clump of bushes, but other than that he did not
sleep at all. Almost catatonic, he stared at the lake for hours at a
time. He paced. He banged his fists on trees. He laughed. He hid
from people who occasionally came by. He cried. He drew intricate
diagrams in the sand. Secretly, Superboy uprooted clumps of poison ivy
from where Lex might walk in the dark, and otherwise left him alone.
Superboy did not pretend to understand any of this, but he did believe
that if the world was lucky, he was witnessing the blooming of a
genius. Superboy did not know, Superman did not know, whether genius
is a capacity with which some are born, or if it is a product of a
peculiar juxtaposition of wonder and terror in a person's education and
environment. Whichever was the case, it was happening here and the
hero wanted to be sure the process was allowed to run its course.
After the contest, Lex came back to the lake and for a week he did very
little other than sleep.
Lex was falling asleep, as a matter of fact, when Superboy plucked him
off the beach and presented him to his new laboratory. Lex's eyes
welled up, he lavished Superboy with thanks and no one saw him for
another three weeks.
Some of Lex's classmates and a few of the teachers he had not yet
intimidated left food outside the laboratory door. Clark Kent, the
only student that the Smallville High faculty trusted not to copy
answers that were often more accurate than teachers' answer keys, got
the job of leaving Lex's tests and homework in the laboratory mail
slot. Some days the food was gone in the morning, but it generally
remained. Twice during the two weeks the accumulated assignment pages
were tugged in through the mail slot. The next morning, both times,
they were in a neat pile, correct and completed, on the ground outside
under a basket of rotted fruit. No one ever saw the door open, not
ever. Even Superboy had no idea what was going on inside. He had
lined the walls and venetian blinds with thin lead sheeting. For three
weeks Lex was very like a mystical medieval hermit living in a cave.
Legends say that the First World War was caused by the assassination of
Archduke Ferdinand, that an apple falling on the head of Sir Isaac
Newton brought about the discovery of gravity, that his murder of an
Egyptian slave-master in an instant of righteous madness sent Moses
into exile to discover the wonders of God and the desert. The world
might be much more orderly and interesting if these things were so, but
it is likely that they are not. It is likely that the world would have
gone to war had Ferdinand lived, that Newton would have noticed gravity
if he had been sitting under a flagpole, that Moses would have recoiled
from oppressive Egyptian society even had he witnessed one fewer act of
wanton brutality.
When newspapers or magazines publish biographical profiles of Luthor
the arch-criminal, when students in social studies classes discuss
Superman's greatest enemy on Earth, when convicts who have served time
at Pocantico talk about the singular, brooding man with the red-lit
eyes, they invariably get around to telling the story of the day he
decided to live outside the law, the day the laboratory burned down.
Actually, it was coming for a long time.
It was about ten-thirty one night and Lex Luthor appeared outside his
laboratory door and yelled, "I did it!"
No one was around to hear him. He had his favorite audience.
"I did it, didja hear? I did it! HOT DAMN!"
Smallville went to bed early. Sometimes only Superboy was awake,
flying over the village, or over a nearby city, or to the moon if he
felt like being even more bored. When Lex took off in a dead run
across the field where his laboratory stood, tripped in a rut, rolled
over and onto his feet without noticing he had fallen, screamed through
the streets howling, "The gametes are coming! The gametes are coming!"
Superboy was, in fact, on the moon, staring full-face into the vicious
sun, wondering what it meant to be a Superboy, or some such matter
teenage boys traditionally ponder. Superboy was going through the
familiar identity crisis period of adolescence and was trying very hard
not to bother anyone else with it. Today he would learn about guilt.
Lex saw a light in the basement of Kent's General Store and pounded on
the door until it opened. Lex expected to see Jonathan Kent, or Clark,
being diligent about the books or the inventory or something. Instead,
old Whizzer Barnes pulled the door open.
"Hey there, young fella, what're you doing prowling through the streets
at this hour?" Whizzer had owned the General Store before Jonathan Kent
bought it. He was retired now. He hung a smile from his sagging jowls
as he let Lex in. "You're Julie Luthor's boy, right?"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm Lex. Is Clark around?"
"I would think Clark's asleep by now, just like I'd think you ought to
be. I was just puttering around in the basement looking for an old
records ledger I think I left behind."
"Got any beer? I've gotta celebrate."
"Seems a man can't even do nothing at all if he's of a mind without
some government fella asking where he made what money he's living on.
You say beer, son?"
"Yeah, like in the fridge or someplace? Mr. Kent must keep something
like that around." Lex swung open the door of a deep freeze behind the
counter and found only ice cream. "How about tobacco?"
"Ain't been able to get beer in this town since nineteen and fourteen.
Before Prohibition."
"Yeah, a corncob pipe. Think Mr. Kent would mind if I grabbed this
and paid him for it tomorrow?"
"That was the year they passed the income tax. Folks thought it'd be a
good way to keep away the revenuers."
Lex stuffed the pipe in his pocket and clutched a two-ounce pouch of
Flying Dutchman tobacco and flew out the door. "Thanks, Mr. Barnes."
"Appears folks was wrong, though."
Whizzer Barnes stood at the open door and stared after Lex for a long
time. There was a look behind the boy's eyes he had seen only once
before. He couldn't place the look until he remembered an old man who
had come into this store, it must have been ten or fifteen years ago.
The old man moved slowly, hardly had any cheeks for the wrinkles over
his face. He had a mustache, as Whizzer recalled, and had a wool cap
pulled down tightly over his head. Lex and the old man didn't move or
sound or act the same. What was it about the two of them? Whizzer
thought he remembered. The old man had bought a corncob pipe and
tobacco too. Whizzer Barnes folded his ledger under an arm and
shambled home.
When Superboy entered the atmosphere of the Earth there was smoke
seeping out the windows of Lex Luthor's laboratory. Four thousandths
of a second later the Boy of Steel crashed through one wall of the
structure he had built three weeks earlier and out the opposite wall.
The fire, with room to breathe, now spat its killing heat into the open
air. Superboy scooped the unconscious Lex Luthor from the floor of the
building, wrapped him in his cape to extinguish the flames licking at
his clothes and hair and set him down on the open field. When Lex
awoke two seconds later, heaving air in and out of his lungs, he saw
Superboy emptying his own lungs at Lex's laboratory, his fire, his
creation.
Lex raced at the falling building, howling his rage. He got far enough
to feel the heat, to need to cover his mouth and nose with a hand as he
ran, to feel a hot prickling sensation over his exposed skin, to see
the bowlful of living protoplasm he had created with his mind and hands
and livid soul die the death that Lex, at that moment, wanted to die.
Searing gas from the combustion of his artificial protoplasm killed the
hair follicles of Lex's arms, face and head. Only the hand he was
holding over his nose and mouth when Superboy plucked him up, kicking
and writhing, for the second time, saved the cilia in his nostrils. He
would never grow hair or a beard again. He would laugh or cry or
become enraged when pansy philosophers wondered, in the future, whether
laboratory life could have a soul. He knew that such life would have
no less than the soul of its creator. Lex Luthor chose, from the
moment his creation died, to hate the being who had saved his miserable
life, who was responsible for the loss of his brown curls and his
child. It was the only way he could walk slowly, one millimeter at a
time, from the abyss of madness.
Superman came to understand, as Luthor did not, that while Luthor's
soul might be as durable as that of any other creature in the Universe,
the vulnerable and sensitive body of a mortal can withstand only a
certain amount of greatness before it must balance that with venality.
Superman occasionally thought to devise some way to give Luthor
super-powers, then thought better of it. Luthor was damaged at the
same time and with the same terrible efficiency that Superboy had been
nurtured. Luthor had never killed a human being, had never been
directly responsible for a man or woman's death. The entire mass of
his hatred was directed at Superman, who was thankful to take the
hatred and leave only Luthor's disdain for the rest of the human
community. The Kryptonian became upset whenever he thought of the man
who had been his boyhood friend. Superman could only hope that someday
God would have mercy on Lex Luthor's tortured soul.
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The pair stood outside the walls of the prison as dawn broke, Superman
telling what nothing he knew about the situation, Luthor insisting that
they should go to Oric separately and that he was perfectly capable of
getting there almost as quickly as Superman. For a man with an
amazingly creative intellect, who had been turned out of the family by
his parents at the age of fifteen, who was completely bald at thirteen,
who had no formal education beyond trade school at a juvenile detention
home, but who was still considered the world's foremost technical
physicist, who had almost never had anyone around him intelligent
enough to hold his own in conversation, let alone be his friend, and
who consequently spoke to pictures and statues of dead geniuses, Luthor
was scrupulously sane. When he said he could navigate a distance of 26
light-years in a reasonable length of time, Superman was inclined to
believe him.
On the trip to Metropolis Superman did Luthor the courtesy of wrapping
him in his cape so that he didn't catch a worse cold than Superman had
already furnished him. They could also make the trip faster that way.
The cape protected Luthor from burning to a cinder with friction. They
landed in the central courtyard of the Metro Modern Art Museum. The
city was a ghost town early Sunday morning.
"Do you appreciate art, Noodles?" Luthor asked as he unraveled himself
from the red cape.
"I think so. But my taste is a little more offbeat than these pieces."
There was a big round St. Bernard with the look of a monk standing by
a fountain. It was carved from redwood. There was also an aluminum
rectangular prism twelve feet long and bent in three places. Its title
was "Crushed Cigarette." There were several stabiles, the most
interesting of which was a silver-and-black structure made from several
materials. In its center was an ovular plastic bulb whose top half was
clear and whose bottom half was smoky black and opaque. It was
surrounded by eight coiled flat silver surfaces, each maybe thirty feet
long if it were unrolled. The sign accompanying the object called it
"Black Widow" and noted that the piece was on indefinite loan from the
artist, one Jeremy McAfee.
"There it is," Luthor swelled with unabashed pride, "my flying
sailboat."
"What?"
"It's supposed to be lifted like a glider by a mother craft of some
sort, but you'll serve the same purpose."
"You're telling me that this three-dimensional test pattern is your
starship?"
"Well, you don't think it's art, do you? Just fly it up about twenty
thousand feet and let go." Luthor pressed several unmarked points on
the apparently smooth surface of the sculpture's central bulb, and the
clear portion opened on a hinge like a cracked Easter egg.
As Luthor climbed inside, Superman became apprehensive. "What about
McAfee? He's a very well-known artist."
"He's a sententious phony. If you like, I'll get a letter from him
granting permission to use his sculpture for space flight as soon as we
get back. The minute we touch down on Earth."
"Are you telling me that Jeremy McAfee is you?"
"I didn't say that."
"Who else are you?"
"Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Einstein. Do I ask you your secret
identity? Everyone knows you're Morgan Edge, anyway."
Superman watched himself do a double take.
"Gotcha."
Superman lifted Luthor and his Black Widow four miles into the sky and
let go. Majestically as a butterfly coming out of its cocoon the eight
arms uncoiled as it fell. From each of their surfaces rose four
triangular sails, black on one side and silver on the other, as if some
old sea captain were pulling the strings all at once from outside the
bottle. Everything but the pilot bubble was thinner than writing paper
and as it fell, its speed approaching two hundred miles an hour, the
silver sides of all thirty-two sails glowed with soaked up sunlight.
Its descent slowed. Stopped. It rose. It gained speed. The arms and
deceptively fragile sails railed against the rushing wind, but they
held. And the wind diminished as the air thinned and the speed
increased. By the time it crossed the edge of space the Black Widow
flew faster than a comet. It streaked toward the sun.
Within half an hour Luthor was rolling in an arc around Sol, his ship
itself glowing as brightly as a tiny white dwarf with a black egg at
its core. It soaked energy from the star, whipped around it like an
arm winding up to a pitch. It sprung out of orbit into the northern
sky as fast as a photon. As it crossed the threshold of lightspeed it
entered negative space. Lex Luthor had all time and space at his
disposal. What was the difference, he wondered, between himself and a
superman?
The last son of Krypton followed the sailing ship into the sky,
fascinated as its sails swelled with solar energy and disappeared from
real space. Superman followed under his own power. There was no way
to say where in space he overtook Luthor, since neither was traveling
in the visible Universe. They swam the catacombs of a thousand planes
of existence and if during the trip they occasionally intersected with
the three dimensions of their familiar perceptions it was by chance.
As the first trickle of internal combustion engines began their
inevitable Sunday flood over the streets of Metropolis, Superman
dropped through the green skies of Oric.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 21
Chapter 21
THE ARRIVALS
Clark Kent had seen this phenomenon on Earth once, when Robert Redford
was starring in a movie being filmed in Metropolis for Galaxy Studios
and the studio gave him an office in the Galaxy Building. Clark
noticed Redford in the lobby buying a copy of the Daily Planet.
Redford, nosing through the paper, didn't notice that although it was
mid-morning when the lobby was generally empty, the population of the
area where he was standing had increased several hundred percent since
he walked in. During a period of nine minutes absolutely no one who
walked by him either stepped out of the lobby or onto an elevator.
Apparently Redford noticed none of this until a middle-aged woman
walked up to the newsstand to buy a magazine, looked at him absently,
and quite against her will she squealed. Redford looked around at the
scores of people trying to be part of the decor, smiled nervously, and
darted into the nearest elevator.
Similarly, Superman quickly decided that as long as he was on Oric he
should not stand still in any public place.
The world was a wasteland, mostly. Four-fifths of it was liquid,
primarily water and ammonia, which was adequate for the gilled Lalofins
from the Sirius system, but the sea did not even support life of its
own any more, if it ever had. Most of the land was under a great
equatorial glacial belt which grew and shrank only slightly as the
seasons changed. Oric was tilted nearly 80 degrees to its orbit.
There was only one collection of land masses on the planet in a region
temperate enough so that hundreds of diverse races could adapt and
function with relative equality. This region was on a tight group of
islands referred to simply as the Archipelago, since it was the only
archipelago on the planet and needed no more specific name.
The largest of the islands did have a name in most languages. The
English equivalent was probably some variation of the word cybernetic,
like Cybernia or Cyber Island. Cyber would have been an architect's
nightmare and a technocrat's wet dream. Fortunately there was nowhere
in the known Galaxy other than Earth where the craft of architecture
was anyone's sole professional concern. There were lots of
technocrats—as well as inventors, industrialists, engineers and
salesmen—many of whom were considered successes in their field because
they did most of their business here.
The island was tear-shaped, 78 kilometers long and 43 kilometers at its
widest point. Presumably the ground under Cyber Island's city was
mostly granules of silicon and green clay, as was the land surface left
visible on the six other large islands in the Archipelago, as well as
the scores of smaller ones. There was not a square centimeter of
uncovered land anywhere on Cyber, and the paved surface extended
several kilometers beyond the shore at all points in order to provide
living and working facilities for creatures better adapted to liquid
than gas respiration.
When Earthmen reached the stars—that time would be no longer than two
generations, Superman knew—and moneymakers inevitably followed in the
trail of the pioneers, this world of Oric would be a fine home away
from home for them. In all his travels Superman had seen only one
society more encumbered by rituals and traditions than the civilization
of Oric, and that was Western society on Earth. The tradition and
ritual here were a kind of artificial bond holding together an
artificial society of disparate forms of life.
Most of the ritual, naturally, had to do with trade, which was the
essential purpose of this society. Wandering over the byways of Cyber
Island, leading a crowd of the curious, Superman paused to watch a
merchant who apparently had just returned from the Spice Shower. This
was a collection of meteoroids streaming through the void a little over
a light-year from Sirius, which were rich in elements that could be
refined into taste-enhancing food additives. These spices were very
popular among bulk feeders like humanoids who had taste faculties.
Beings would pause at a small stand where the merchant displayed his
wares and offer him elaborate gifts which the merchant traditionally
refused. In return for the gracious offers, though, the merchant would
insist that the beings taste his spices. When someone admired the
taste of one or more of them at length the merchant would offer it as a
gift, which the being would accept or decline. The being, if he
accepted, would then offer his own gift in return and he and the
merchant would dance around with various offers until they could agree
upon an equitable exchange. At no time did either the buyer or seller
actually say that one so-called gift was in payment for the other. It
was all very amicable.
A crowd gathered like barnacles around Superman when he paused to offer
the merchant a lump of coal from the pouch in his cape.
"Pardon me?" the merchant said.
"Coal. Carbon. You can write with it. You can burn it for a long
time."
"How dense is it?"
Superman let the merchant weigh the object in his hand. He didn't seem
impressed, but couldn't figure out how to tell the celebrity that this
commodity was not even a suitable gift for a Pleiades microbe. The
crowd murmured, or did something like murmuring.
"Oh, excuse me," Superman said with a smile, "but I don't suppose you'd
want to burn it, anyway." He closed the lump in his two hands and
squeezed. A tiny jet of black dust escaped through a crack between his
two thumbs, but the last few specks of that dust seemed to twinkle
before they hit the ground. He opened his hands and held a new object
between thumb and forefinger. "Possibly you like it better in this
form."
The merchant gaped for a moment, then fell back into his ritualized
behavior as if he had not been caught by surprise. "I certainly could
not accept such a gift from so august a personage as yourself, but for
the gracious offer I insist you try my spices."
A single grain of each of a dozen spices touched to Superman's tongue
was enough. He found the one he wanted. The merchant offered him
about two grams of it in a sealed ceramic vial as Superman handed over
the diamond that used to be a lump of coal. The crowd murmured again.
Apparently Superman gave the merchant the diamond too soon after the
merchant gave him the spice. It seemed the merchant was offended.
"Oh, is that mine?" Superman tried to recover by handing back the
little spice vial. "No, this is for a Terran friend. They have overly
developed taste glands, you see. It is much too strong in this form.
Keep the stone, of course, as a token of my esteem."
"Your esteem for me is its own reward. I need no token." He handed the
Kryptonian the diamond and the onlookers seemed soothed. It worked.
"I can certainly see that the spice is diluted. Is ammonia the proper
fluid for Earthlings?"
"Water would be better, but if you prefer to work with ammonia—"
"No, no, Superman sir. Water is no problem." The merchant riffled
through the mess behind his stand and produced a beaker of water which
he mixed with a small quantity of the spice and presented to Superman.
"Why, thank you," the hero paused a moment. "Tell me, might you have
some use for a diamond stone?" He was starting to get the hang of it.
Superman estimated that he had a few hours to be visible on Oric before
Luthor arrived and told someone in authority the story upon which they
had agreed. The Kryptonian passed a small structure which was
apparently a real estate office where a machine-like being was
describing subdivisions of a completely inorganic satellite circling a
planet in the Outer Darkness region of the Polaris system. Odd,
Superman thought. He did not recall that particular planet's having a
moon.
Several kilometers to the west, on the Master's island, an outlandish,
bulbous craft made a landing on the truncated tip of the pyramid and
sat there like an egg in a cup. The Master immediately had his
associates disable and investigate the vehicle.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 22
Chapter 22
THE INTERROGATION
Luthor remembered nothing that had happened since he turned the dial to
roll in the eighth arm of his Black Widow. He needed a fairly stable
place to set down the rounded bottom of his bulb, and the obvious site
was the slightly truncated tip of this pyramid. He congratulated
himself on both his successful touchdown and its spectacular nature.
He was still congratulating himself when he found himself prone on a
flat surface, waking up, completely unclothed.
The floor was a kind of plastic, or maybe some sort of porous
concrete. It was about as hard as the floor of a gymnasium. The room
was blue and had twelve equal walls as well as a thirteenth about twice
the width of each of the other twelve. Each had a disc on it; the one
on the thirteenth wall was larger and blank. Luthor at first thought
the other twelve were pictures of some sort. Pictures of the faces of
different unfamiliar aliens. The faces seemed to be pictures until
one, with mandibles and antennae like a giant green cockroach, wiggled
its left feeler and moved its mouth and a sound came out.
"The subject appears conscious," the roach said.
Luthor heard the words in a kind of squeaky, chirpy voice. The kind of
voice one would expect from an anthropomorphic insect.
There was a blue glow in the room. Even Luthor's skin appeared to have
a blue tint. There was a round object hanging from the peaked ceiling
about thirty feet over Luthor's head as he stood, but it didn't seem to
be the light source. Maybe it was the loudspeaker. The light seemed
to come from the walls themselves. The bug's face appeared on the big
round screen on the largest of the thirteen walls.
"Identify yourself, humanoid," the grotesque face demanded.
"Where am I? Am I inside the pyramid? Am I still on Oric?" Even naked
and imprisoned, Luthor was not to be dominated. He was used to
incarceration and the attention it brought.
"You will answer these inquiries. Are you Luthor the Earthling
technician?"
"I prefer the term Terran, actually. Earthling always sounded kind of
sappy to me."
"Non sequitur. Are Earthlings not Earthlings?"
The insect was replaced on the large screen by another of the faces
from around the wall. This one was a yellow-skinned character with
scales and a beak for a mouth. Luthor recognized it as a native of the
Polaris group. "I believe the subject does not realize he is hearing
the intentional translator over his head. When any of us refers to
your racial ancestry it is translated in you perception into whatever
word you expect to hear."
"You mean I hear you saying Earthling but if I wanted to I could hear
you say Terran?"
"Non sequitur," the bug-thing said again.
"I know, I know. They sound like the same word to you." Luthor was
very pleased. He'd learned something new. "What's my race now,
bug-eyes?"
"As I referred to you before, you are a Terran. I am a bug-head. The
creature who just addressed you is a vulture-face. We will ask all
further questions."
Luthor wondered if any of his interrogators could fathom the reason for
his wide grin, or if they knew what a grin was. Here he was,
twenty-six light-years from home, locked in some crazy room in his
birthday suit listening to his jailers insult themselves. He hadn't
enjoyed being locked up this much in years.
"Please attend, humanoid," the beak-nosed being came back to the main
screen. "Are you the Terran scientist Luthor?"
"Yes. Yes I am, worm-digger. You must've seen the label inside my
prison fatigues, right?"
A crystalline creature, like a huge diamond whose only asymmetric
feature was a belt around its apparent waist, came on the screen.
"What is the nature of your vehicle?"
"My vehicle? Oh, the one you took away from me along with my clothes.
Hope you know enough not to send the sails to the laundry with the
fatigues. The cruiser is a highly efficient solar energy absorber. It
soaks up power from the stars much in the way a sailboat catches the
wind, only my craft has the capability of storing massive quantities of
energy like a battery for use in propelling it through planes of
existence where starlight may not be available."
There was a pause in the questioning.
Presently another questioner came on the screen, a flat-faced nearly
humanoid being with teeth and whiskers like a rat and a nose below its
mouth. "How is it a creature from a society as technologically
underdeveloped as your own is capable of designing a craft more
efficient than those in use on Oric?"
"Technology has nothing to do with it. The principles of solar energy
are very simple. The only problem was in coming up with a new way to
use them. I chose to merge the idea of a sailboat with the use of
power from the stars rather than from the winds. I am very good at
that sort of reasoning, if I may say so."
"Why did you choose Oric as your destination?"
"Well, it wouldn't prove anything about interstellar navigation if I
went to Poughkeepsie, would it?"
"Non sequitur."
"No sense of humor at all. You remind me of this guy I know who flies
around in his underwear. Look, to tell you the truth, I came because
of this character Towbee who turned up on Earth a few days ago."
Another pause in the questioning. This time all the screens went
blank, and when they lit up again there was a new questioner on the big
wall. Luthor had no idea what part of this being was its face, if it
had a face. It looked a lot like a cross between a record turntable
and an electric broom.
"How is it that the minstrel inspired your visit to this world?" the
spinning vacuum cleaner asked through the translator.
"He sang some nonsensical song about the coming of some big honcho
who'd rule this arm of the Galaxy when certain things happened. I
looked at a map of the Galaxy and figured it was this arm, because
there's no other promontory of the Galaxy that looks like an arm. He
said this guy was a hybrid from Vega and when I got here this was the
only planet that seemed capable of supporting complex forms of life,
hybrid or otherwise. Something in the song about sailing ships used
for starflight made me think of the thing I flew here in. I wanted to
get in on the action, that's all. Earth's a bust, you may have heard."
There was yet another pause in the questioning, although this one was
different. For a moment Luthor sensed a new quality in the manners of
his questioners, as if the very texture of the air in the room were
changing. Then he fell unconscious.
The image on the big screen rippled into the face of the Master. He
conferred with his twelve slaves.
Luthor wondered why he was suddenly lying on the floor again. Then he
realized he had probably been put to sleep again for at least a few
moments. He wasn't angry about this, it was part of the game he was
playing. Vulture-beak addressed him.
"The Master would have you enter his service. He frankly has doubts
about your sincerity which he would like allayed. Have you any
information or commodity for the Master who has made you a gift of the
privilege of his service?"
"He wants me to go to work for him and he wants me to give him
something? He ought to give me something - like maybe retirement
benefits at least."
"Non sequitur."
"When I give him something, it's a privilege; when he gives me
something it's a non sequitur. I get it."
"The Terran is approaching arrogance." Luthor had wondered how long it
would take them to notice.
"Look, how would the Master like Superman? Does he qualify as a
commodity?"
Another pause. A longer one this time.
The diamond creature was back on the big screen. "The humanoid
Superman is reportedly on Oric at this moment, although his reasons for
visiting are unknown. How can you furnish the Master with Superman?"
"He's here? Ahead of me. Wish I knew how he knew I'd be headed here.
But I do know one thing, and that's that I know him as well as he knows
me. I know how he'll react to just about anything that falls his way.
Just do what I say. I'll need the help of about four of you, and
freedom to wander around the civilized parts of this planet, of
course. And I won't be doing it just for this Master of yours. That
bone-brained muscleman's tracked me down everywhere on Earth already.
Now he's followed me here. If this Master wants Superman he can have
him, but it'll be my score I'll be evening up."
All thirteen screens went blank for Luthor didn't know how long.
Solitary confinement on Earth was nothing like being alone even for
moments trillions of miles from home. But his would-be tormentors who
were his companions were back again, the broom speaking.
"The Master has directed us to act according to your specifications,"
it said.
The ORIGIN of SUPERMAN!
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 23
Chapter 23
THE HOTEL
There was something like a hotel on Cyber Island. It was like a hotel,
but it was more like some sort of a referral agency. Scattered around
the island were buildings and houses and caves and tanks full of
various combinations of liquids and gases which were available, in
return for appropriate gifts to the management of the hotel, for
temporary habitation by different races with different creature needs.
The hotel consisted of a single office inhabited by individuals of
various races in various miniature environments.
A recent customer of the hotel was referred to a small three-room suite
at the southern tip of Cyber overlooking the water and ammonia sea. The
suite was specially equipped with a twenty percent oxygen atmosphere
and a deodorizer which substituted a scent of the humanoid occupant's
choice—a smell something like that of a wine cellar whose kegs and
bottles had overflowed years ago, drowning several hundred rats, but
there wasn't a lot to choose from, and it was better than the
alternatives—for the normal external environment. The humanoid was
registered at the hotel under the name Abraham Lincoln.
"I would like to examine the register for the past day," the rich voice
filtered through the intentional translator that hung around the neck
of the attendant at one console of the hotel.
"I'll take care of you in a moment," Superman heard the attendant say.
The little six-armed, four-legged creature faced the wall pressing
buttons and turning dials and scratching notations and punching holes
at certain places in a plasticine tape running by his waist to his
heart's content. Superman checked and found that the creature did
indeed have a heart.
The attendant was a native of Rigel-9, as were about a third of the
hotel's employees. The Rigellian had almost no reasoning capacity
beyond that which was necessary to repeat something he had heard or
copy down something he had seen. The size of the Rigellian's brain,
however, was comparable with that of a human and until he approached
senility, which was usually around 120 or so, he could remember the
events immediately following his birth with the clarity of the
present. Even the Guardians did not bother to keep an updated record
of the race's history. The Rigellians used the surface area of the
thirty-six largely worthless planets and satellites other than Rigel-9,
which circled their star, for the purpose of storing the records of
everything that happened to every Rigellian for the past seven million
years. They were born to be clerical workers.
Superman did not particularly impress the Rigellian clerk, although it
would probably be important for the Rigellian to record the celebrity's
actions in his personal record. "I am ready now, Superman. What is it
you want to know?"
"I am looking for a human who may have registered here recently. Would
you remember if you saw him?"
"Of course I would remember. During what period of time do you
estimate that this being appeared here?"
Superman indicated the Orician equivalent of twenty-four hours and gave
the creature a physical description of Luthor. Nothing of that nature,
according to the clerk, had been to the hotel recently. But Earthmen,
with their filtrums, were fairly conspicuous here. Was it possible he
was disguised? Perhaps, the Kryptonian asked, he could see the record
of who had been in and out in the past day?
"Of course," the Rigellian obliged. "Name: Cephula-332. Point of
origin: Sirius-4. Name: Zoorpng. Point of origin: Delphinius-1. Name—"
"Excuse me. Hold on. Wait a minute."
"Did you get the information you wanted?"
"No, not actually. Maybe if I looked over your records myself."
"We are quite efficient. We do what we do better than anyone else in
the Galaxy," the Rigellian insisted. "Perhaps you want only the names.
Cephula-332; Zoorpng; The Draxyl Mount; Malthusan—"
"I'm sure you are very good at what you do." Superman smiled
instinctively, although its meaning probably did not come across. "But
what you do is not what I'm after right now."
"Do you want information?"
"Yes, I do."
"We are the most efficient repositories of information in the known
Galaxy, I assure you." Superman did not care to devise a trick of logic
to get at what passed in the Rigellian for a mind. "I am sure you will
find what you want here. Cephula-332; Zoorpng; The Draxyl Mount;
Malthusan; Seventh Horg . . . "
The wall console that the clerk manipulated was a little like a
computer terminal, a little like a golf course. As Superman scanned its
memory nodes with x-ray vision he was thankful that be did not have the
opportunity to tamper with it physically. It had all sorts of sand
traps into which an unwary alien might fall. For example, if he had
been given access to the records, he now found as he scanned it and
ignored the Rigellian's discourse, the first thing he would have done
was apply body heat to certain sensors on the console and speak a
command into a speaker of some sort behind the Rigellian. If he had
done that—a perfectly logical action from the point of view of an
Earthman after a cursory examination of the mechanism—the machine would
have sent an impulse to the other consoles in the room and they would
all have immediately begun spewing ammonia bubbles from their feed-out
orifices. The mechanisms were simple recording devices and were not
dangerous per se. They were dangerous only the way a telephone might be
dangerous if there were an alien around whose natural response to the
ringing of such a device might be to throw it into a filled bathtub and
unwittingly electrocute the tub's occupant.
"Olin-Sang 2." The idiot savant clerk droned the colorfully bizarre
names of the heterogeneous group of beings who had availed themselves
of the hotel's services that day. "Gerstenzang Gryzmish; Squire
Onorato Sgan; Cholmondeley . . . "
But now the Kryptonian had it licked. There was what appeared to be a
chronological list of the hotel's recent patrons, scattered across the
machine's memory in a pattern that at first looked random, then made
sense only if one started to understand it by dismissing all Earth-born
concepts of sequences and if-then relationships and the things that are
taught in logic courses.
"Full Hand Band," the Rigellian continued. "Scorpio Bearing 32 Degrees
Sirius (That was somebody's name, based on the position in space of the
cargo ship where he was born); Ptang-Ptang Click . . . "
There it was. Superman didn't stop to figure out the odds for some
extraterrestrial creature's being named Abraham Lincoln. Luthor was a
clever fellow; Superman was glad to have him on his side this time
around. The scientist was playing on his own well-established
weaknesses. He was playing the role of a person on the run who needed
to assume an alias and who could not resist the joke on a world where
no one could possibly recognize the name, of taking a very famous name
from Earth. But in doing that, Luthor gave his new-found ally a signal
of his whereabouts that did not have to be prearranged.
Superman would go to this suite at the southern end of Cyber Island
where this Abraham Lincoln was registered and he would find Luthor
there. Luthor would make a convincing show of hostility, Superman
would pretend to be caught short by whatever gadget Luthor used on him,
and together the hero and the scientist would be taken into the
Master's complex as captive and captor. Superman stopped the Rigellian
clerk's catechism and thanked him with the gift of a lump of coal the
Kryptonian pulled from the pouch in his cape where he kept his Clark
Kent clothes compressed into little wafers. He squeezed the coal in
his hand and put it under enough pressure to turn it into carbon's
purest state, that of a raw diamond.
The costumed humanoid strode smiling back to the entrance of the big
referral office. At the entrance he leaped up at the sky, through a
ring of red light that surrounded the doorway like a globe. The light
caught him like a bug in a spiderweb.
He should have noticed it. He would have seen it on Earth, but his
perceptions were off. Colors and shapes under the blue star Vega were
not quite what they were on Earth, and Superman's visual perceptions
were weakened, anyway. Somehow, from somewhere, a mesh of filtered
light was beamed across his path and he was caught in light of the
frequency generated by a red star—the kind Krypton orbited—the kind
that left him without super powers. They were slipping away.
The last thing Superman saw was the ground, where Luthor stood
surrounded by a group of four creatures of different races. Each
raised a gun-like device of Luthor's design and squeezed back on the
trigger.
And the last thing Superman heard himself saying was, "Stupid!
Stupid! STUPID!"
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: THEME NUMBER 2
SIGNIFICANT AND ENDURING THEME NUMBER 2
MORTALITY
Superman had witnessed the deaths of living creatures in conditions
beyond imagination, of natural balances beyond counting, of several
stars, of two pairs of parents, of his childhood and of the world
of his birth.
He was terrified into heroism by the possibility of his own death.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 24
Chapter 24
THE SECRET
The Tripedal at the entrance to the decontamination chamber was a
pushover. All Luthor needed to cajole him into giving passage was a
good word and one of the diamonds Luthor found in Superman's cape pouch
when they brought the Kryptonian down outside the hotel. Substances of
dense matter were, as a rule, considered valuable on Oric. In the
pouch Luthor also found some colorful trinkets in the shape of wafers.
They were apparently some compressed material placed there for
safekeeping, some sort of woven plastic, maybe. Luthor had no time to
analyze the wafers chemically, and he did not even stop to wonder what
Superman would want with the pair of eyeglasses he found there also.
Luthor had no time to worry about that sort of trivia now; he was too
busy being horrified. There was an urgent matter to take care of, and
Superman, unconscious in the interrogation room beyond the
decontamination chamber, was the only hope for a solution.
The past three days for Luthor were among the finest he could remember,
and he had no scruples about letting his old enemy spend some time
getting his mind homogenized by the Master and his merry men. Luthor
was doing what he did best: science with undercurrents of intrigue. At
this point the Master claimed to trust Luthor, but still had not shown
the Earthman his face. It was probably grotesque. The Master was
reputedly a hybrid of more races than anyone had ever accurately
determined. It was the boss's slaves who stashed Luthor in a room
outfitted to his specifications with a blackboard, a desk, a drawing
board, a robot calculator that followed him through the halls as he
paced and was activated by voice commands, a big garbage can, and reams
of paper for filling it up. Also, Luthor now wore a copy of his
purple-and-green flying suit, complete with all sorts of neat gadgets
for blasting through walls, delivering electric shocks, injecting
deadly serums, and that sort of thing. Luthor never ever, not even
once, told anyone the fact that he took secret delight in the fact that
he was born under the sign of Scorpio.
A written memorandum from the Master himself gave Luthor the problem he
was to solve. He had to calculate from gravitational data the number
of black holes along the inner border of the Galactic Arm, as well as
each hole's size and mass. It was a delicious game of mathematical
cat-and-mouse. And so as not to get bored with momentarily insoluble
questions, Luthor spent spare moments collecting data from his robot
computer about the Master's base of operations here with an eye to
getting clues as to the whereabouts of the Einstein document.
Here was how the Galaxy was held together:
All matter was effectively the same. Matter's basic elements were
protons, electrons, neutrons, and such smaller particles as helped
certain atoms and molecules to specialize. Even among the specialized
atoms and molecules, the major function of any matter was to expend
energy. Most of the energy expended by matter was a cohesive force
called gravitation. It was gravitation that not only held the
molecules of planet-bound objects together and attracted objects to
planets and stars in a very orderly fashion, but gravitational energy
also held planets and other bodies in orbit around stars and held stars
fairly close to each other so that there was a well-defined Galaxy.
Stars attracted each other with gravitation and stuck together in their
various orbits. But with simple computation it became clear that there
was not enough matter in all the stars and planets to attract bodies
across expanses of light-years and hold something as big as the Galaxy
together. The visible heavenly bodies, in fact, provided only about
half the cohesive force necessary to hold the Galaxy together. The
rest was provided by black holes.
Black holes were bodies of very heavy matter that once were stars.
Young stars, like Earth's yellow sun, burned themselves up with
reckless enthusiasm for tens of millions of years. Old stars, like
Krypton's giant red sun Antares, were no more than amorphous masses of
gas and vapor without anything that could be called a solid surface,
but which were so large that once they burned themselves down and the
stuff that made them up fell cold toward the core of the dying star,
the particles of mass exerted so much gravitational force on one
another that their very molecules intersected. The resulting object,
the dead husk of a once flaming star, was a black hole, an object
ranging in size from several cubic centimeters to a few thousand miles
in diameter, and so dense that even pure energy could not escape its
gravitational force. What little starlight they still generated never
got off the surface. The black holes were the glue of the Galaxy.
As Luthor played hide-and-seek with the black holes over the expanse of
space that separated the Arm in which Vega and Sol burned from the rest
of the Guardians' sphere of influence, that silly little doggerel of
the space minstrel played handball off the back wall of his mind:
When the minions of immortals spread Galactic,
When a thousand cultures dwell in Vega's glow,
When a sailing ship for starflight is a tactic,
When these things all come to pass then we will know
That a hybrid born to Vega has been spreading
Massive strength through an empire built on trade,
And a path to an Arm's rule he is treading;
'Gainst his rule need for freedom sure will fade.
Luthor asked his computer friend—he had named the machine MacDuff—how
many distinct races, at the last count, frequented the markets of Oric.
The answer was 997. From what he could decipher from data he coaxed out
of the computer he could see that the Master's biggest concern was real
estate. He apparently specialized in subdividing the surfaces of
totally dead planets and setting up communities dependent on his
shipping and teleportation operations for their life-support. Luthor
could actually coax a lot of information out of MacDuff using various
computer codes he figured out. Most of what he got, though, seemed to
be gibberish. Somebody would understand it. Superman probably would, he
grudgingly admitted, but not because he was any great intellect. His
intelligence was above average, and that along with total recall would
make it possible for Superman to explain the meanings of all these
alien symbols which certainly held the answer to the location of the
Einstein document. But locating either the document or Superman seemed
a problem of great difficulty.
The scientist wondered, not a lot, because he was enjoying the other
complex matters on his mind, exactly why this character with designs on
the rule of an entire sector of the Galaxy was interested in the
location of black holes. Industrialists, politicians, bureaucrats,
Luthor knew a lot of them and this faceless Master was all those
things. People like that were so concerned with the trappings and
textures of the empires they sought to build that they wasted valuable
commodities like Luthor's intellect on self-indulgent matters like
mapmaking. That was certainly the only reason the Master was so
inordinately concerned with the uncharted black holes that were
sprinkled over his prospective kingdom.
Luthor dismissed the Master as the latest in a long line of false
Messiahs who ached to make an ancient prophesy come true about himself.
Here was something interesting, Luthor thought, as he pulled a
plasticine tape from a feed slot on MacDuff. If his previous
assumptions about the mathematical codes used in the Master's computer
indexes were correct, then this piece of read-out had something to do
with time travel. No, not time travel. Actual mass shipments of
materials through time. What was this character planning? An import
and export business with the Stone Age?
Luthor put the read-out on a growing pile of alien computer gibberish
he was collecting in a corner of the room and sat down at his drawing
board.
"MacDuff," Luthor addressed the machine, which responded by lighting a
red signal on its front plate, "get me a three-dimensional projection
of the planetary system of the star Delphinus immediately preceding the
time it became a nova."
The robot wheeled out of the room. Luthor fiddled with his adjustable
protractor trying to triangulate the location of a massive invisible
body somewhere between Delphinus and a star yet undiscovered by Earth
astronomers which Luthor named after himself. He looked up in the
middle of ruling a straight line and his mouth fell open.
Nine hundred ninety-seven races, he thought. Sailing ship, he
thought. Time shipments? Real estate? Black holes?
Somewhere Luthor had heard, or he had read, or he had reasoned, that
the Guardians didn't consider wandering stars within their
jurisdiction. They considered them outside the Galaxy because they did
not orbit the Central Cluster as did the other stars. Wandering stars
were just passing through, not held to the main body of the Galaxy by
attraction to black holes or other stars' gravitation. The immortals
apparently felt that anything not part of the actual Milky Way unit by
permanent attraction was outside their concern.
Could it be that the Master had a practical concern with the location
of the black holes Luthor was charting? He ran down the hall after the
robot MacDuff, knocking down or pushing out of the way six or eight
creatures from as many worlds who were the Master's slaves, or
employees, or elves, or whatever they called them here.
"MacDuff!"
The robot stopped and spun around, flashing its red signal.
"Get back to my office. The request for the data on Delphinus is
countermanded."
Luthor spent the night with no more thoughts of locating black holes.
He had to decode as much information as MacDuff could intercept from
other computer units with regard to Superman. Where was he? In what
kind of condition? Has he ever been conscious at all since his capture?
Maybe if Luthor could find the document, he could find Superman.
Luthor had dealt with the Central Intelligence Agency, the Federal
Bureau of Investigation, the Soviet KGB, and a score of other
monomaniacal institutions across the Earth that had made a religion out
of secrecy. The Master was a little-leaguer by comparison.
After several hours of feverish button-pushing, nonsense code-word
repetition, and mathematical calculation Luthor learned that the
Einstein document was in the interrogation chamber one level below the
base of the pyramid. After a few minutes he was able to ask the robot
what was in that decontamination chamber. As Luthor expected, the
answer to that query decoded into the word "Superman."
Luthor established that the entrance to the room was guarded by a
single Tripedal, so as to allay any suspicions by those who should not
have any suspicions. Luthor obtained a psychological profile, such as
it was, of the dull-witted guard. He also requested an account of
Superman's physical condition. A combination of drugs and a
bombardment of external sensory stimuli put the hero into a suggestible
state. For about an hour each day he was left alone and dazed so that
he didn't regress into permanent catatonia and become useless to the
Master.
Luthor requested a series of chemicals from MacDuff. For safety's
sake, he told the robot that he wanted them to mix a superior type of
ink. It was true that the blue soup with which the Master provided him
ran all over the paper and Luthor could not abide sloppy calculations.
A few minutes into the hour that was to precede Superman's fifth day of
interrogation Luthor entered the interrogation room. He found his old
enemy lying across a slab of what, on Oric, had to be a terribly
expensive chunk of hard rock, his head propped up on a silvery pillow
you could get lost in. If Michelangelo were here to see the massive
alien lying helpless and motionless as a statue, he would drool with
envy at the work of a superior hand.
Luthor tried to pick Superman's head up but a touch of the pillow gave
him an unexpected electrical shock. He couldn't hold the Kryptonian's
head up by the wiry hair, for he would end up with slashes all over his
hand. He ended by clutching the terribly potent chemical mixture
gingerly between two fingers as he pried the hero's jaws open with both
hands. For the first time Luthor was glad that hard labor in prison
had kept his arms in shape.
Luthor dumped most of the liquid between the deadly rows of
bleach-white teeth before they snapped shut. He pounded and pressed on
the man's throat until he could feel the mixture of antitoxins and
amino acids passing by. This might bring him around; it would probably
kill him.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 25
"My destiny? What is my destiny?"
Chapter 25
THE MAD DREAM
This was the day Superman was introduced to God.
He was asleep. Dreaming. Dreaming dreams somebody else wanted him to
dream. Dreams about a language he was practically born speaking and
whose written form was poured into his mind one day in his infancy and
which his young mind gulped down like mother's milk. Dreams about his
mother Lara and his father Jor-El. He rarely dreamed about them
anymore. And a dream about a pair of quatrains that sang themselves
repeatedly at him, quatrains, he somehow knew, that were first written
by Sonnabend the lawgiver:
Star Child will leave a deathworld
For the System of the Rings,
Where the child will grow to legend
As his life the singer sings.
When the conqueror wants his secret
With the Star Child he'll contend;
And when the day of battle's over
Then the legend's life will end.
Star Child. In Kryptonese that was Kal-El. He was Kal-El. He'd told
somebody that. In his dream. Or did he say it out loud while he was
dreaming? In any case, it made somebody happy. Superman liked to make
people happy.
Usually.
Was it for days he dreamed? Minutes? Centuries? Who knew? There was
something unusual about these dreams. There were more words in them
than pictures. Kryptonese words.
He dreamed until a lump of liquid appeared in his mouth, and he felt,
in his sleep, half the lump dribble down his chin and the rest pour
into his body.
He knew every cubic centimeter of his body, inside and out. He could
check out his pancreas by simply looking at it. But he couldn't do
that in his dream. The liquid compound slid down his esophagus,
through his intestines, decomposed into single huge molecules and a
single molecule grabbed at each cell in his body; they fanned in all
directions to his toes, to the follicles of his steel-hard hair. It
made them high. Higher than flying. Higher than the time barrier.
This compound, or mixture, or nightmare, was doing something to him he
couldn't control. Something nothing had ever done before. The dreams
were gone, the feelings were gone, the powers were gone.
He was dying.
When the dreams about the words were gone he was somewhere new, and
maybe someone new, and he was being propelled through time and space
and something besides time and space by a power that was certainly not
his own, into a tiny white light at infinity. The light grew and became
something more than white, more than colors. There were colors that
even Superman, with his heightened perceptions, had never before been
capable of seeing. But he could see now that this thing he was
approaching was a kind of grid with crosspieces of all colors against
which there tumbled thousands, millions, trillions of beings of nearly
as many races and conditions. Each one—each creature, flared into a
rainbow explosion as it hit the grid and vanished. And that was where
Superman was going.
He recognized some of the races of these beings. A humanoid here and
there. Some Rannians, Arachnoids, Chloroplads. He could not watch
them quickly enough. He felt he had to stop moving, to stand still, to
go the other way. When the grid tumbled up into his face...
... and the Universe turned white.
"Kal-El."
The voice was very close.
"Kal-El, you are all right."
There seemed to be a face and a form that went with this voice. A
friendly feeling as well.
"Kal-El, please. We have a great deal to do, and I believe you have a
decision to make."
"Who?" Superman asked approximately.
"I am an old friend." It was a man, an Earthman, also approximately.
"We have very little time for the protocol to which everyone else
coming here is entitled. I hope you will not require that sort of
nonsense; you have always seemed most capable of acclimating to new
conditions fairly quickly."
It was an old man. A man who seemed always to have been old. With a
furry white head of hair and a mustache. His face was an infinity of
wrinkles holding a corncob pipe.
"Pardon my simplicity," Superman said, "but have I by any chance died?"
"Possibly," the old man said. "That is not for me to explain. I am an
intermediary. My job is to see that the transition from your previous
place of existence to this one is smooth, although in your case there
are extenuating circumstances."
"Please," Superman said, "I'm very confused. Tell me what's happened
to me and what happens next."
"You have already deduced what has happened to you. Next you are to
meet your Creator."
"My—"
"It is not common procedure, of course."
"God?"
"You are better at words than I am, Kal-El. It is I who am supposed to
come to the point, and you seem to beat me there. Yes, God."
"There is a tradition, sir, in every religious culture I have ever
encountered, which holds that anyone who looks upon the face of God
will certainly die."
"We have all seen the face of God, as well as that of His Adversary
whom He created. We are born with both in our hearts because they live
in our souls forever."
"Thank you," Superman believed he was smiling.
"For what, Kal-El?"
"Your last couple of sentences very simply answered a handful of basic
questions that tend to perplex us mortals through our whole lives."
"Do not make the assumption that you can group yourself among mortals,
Kal-El. Not yet."
Superman could have no idea what the old man meant by that, but he was
getting used to the idea of meeting God. He didn't want to spend much
more time thinking about that before it happened. It would likely
drive him mad.
It seemed probable to Superman that this particular event was at least
as significant as stories of visions and prophesies and such as they
were recorded in sacred writings of the various religions. He often
wondered if the people in those stories were as forthright and
no-nonsense in their dealings with one another as the writings made
them out to be.
In the Bible, for example, nobody messed around. If somebody wanted to
say something to someone, he said it. There were no arguments. If
somebody disagreed, there was a big fight, no preliminaries to waste
time. No wonder those people lived so long. But here Superman was, on
the threshold of Eternity, with enough questions to fill up most of
that time in the asking.
"Why are you here to meet me? Have I met you?"
"We have several friends in common."
"Luthor?"
"In a way. I was thinking, actually, of Police Chief Parker, your
foster parents the Kents, and your natural father Jor-El."
There was another thing that never seemed to happen in Bible stories:
somebody was confused by something someone else said. "Huh?" Superman
asked.
"Kal-El, it is time," the old man said. "Prepare to meet your
Creator."
Superman felt weak as the white turned whiter. He felt his mind
blending with his body and his soul growing to the size of the Universe
and his consciousness becoming aware of everything that he ever was and
a head glowing with something more than light filled his sight and
spoke:
—I am the Lord—
It was the face of Jor-El he saw.
—More than any other of My creations in your Galaxy you, the man called
Star Child, are able to determine your own destiny—
"My destiny? What is my destiny?"
—If you had only one destiny I would not have given you powers and
abilities far beyond those of mortal men... your destiny and that of
the Galaxy, indeed, the destiny of all you touch, are one—
"Doesn't everyone determine his own destiny?"
—An electron that is part of an atom in an ocean may determine on which
energy level it orbits, but it does not affect the coming and going of
the tides... a man may decide when to sleep and eat, but not when to be
born or die, or when his star sun goes nova... only you have such a
choice—
"The choice of when to die?"
—The choice of whether to die—
Superman stared into the face of his father.
—If you choose to die, the Galaxy will certainly follow its appointed
course which I illuminated to the one called Sonnabend these ages
past... if you choose to continue, your future is your own... you may
defeat the plans of him who plots to divide your Galaxy, or you may
fall at his hands... whatever you choose, your reward will be the
same... you have nothing to gain, in Earth or Heaven or Eternity, by
opposing the inexorable flow of history, save the peace and freedom of
your fellow beings... you are as a wild card in the scheme of
Creation... there have been few I have sent to your Galaxy whose power
of destiny was as great as your own—
Superman did not notice the apparent unseemliness of the wild card
analogy coming from that Source until later. Now the only thing he was
capable of noticing was the intent and significance of it all. "Tell
me, please," he asked, "who was the last one like me?"
—There have been many who chose to maintain neutrality when the choice
came to them, many of whom you have never heard... one, however, was
the one called the lawgiver, Sonnabend... the time is come... choose—
Superman decided whether to live or die.
"Coming around?" were the words the hero heard.
"Where am I?"
"Somewhere in the pyramid, imprisoned." Luthor's hands were beet red
from slapping the Kryptonian's steely face. It was a dumb thing to do,
but he had to do something with his hands.
"Daddy?" Superman asked.
"Come on. You're fighting it," the voice said. "It nearly got you for
a moment, but you're fighting it."
Superman was coming back into his body again. He felt the familiar
organs of his chest and stomach appearing back where they belonged, the
dark viscous blood coursing through his arteries faster than a speeding
bullet. It was Luthor's voice he was hearing now, rooting for him,
urging him back to the world of three dimensions and energy-matter
relationships, where there was a good and an evil and where the
distinction was not very difficult to make.
"I saved you!" Luthor grabbed his sometime enemy's shoulders, jumping
up and down. "I don't believe it. I saved your life!"
"No, you didn't." Superman smiled. "I think you finally managed to
kill me."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 26
Chapter 26
THE ATROCITY
"Listen," Luthor said. "Listen, this is important."
"What?"
"I found out the Master's racket. I don't think even the Guardians
know this plan, and it's reprehensible."
"Reprehensible? For a guy who once posed as a Korean guru just to
attract thirty three thousand impressionable teenage kids to a rally in
Metro Stadium and hold them for ransom, he must be going some for you
to call him reprehensible."
"I nearly went broke that year. Besides, you'd be surprised at how
many followers I still have. What this clown's doing is worse. Much
worse."
"Yeah?"
"Tell me, Muscles, how far does the Guardians' jurisdiction extend?"
"To the Areas of Dominant Gravitation of all stars and black holes in
the Milky Way Galaxy."
"And when's a star considered to be in the Milky Way Galaxy, according
to that definition?"
"That's any star subject to the cohesive forces that make the Galaxy a
definable physical unit. Is this an astronomy test? I thought you've
got some kind of secret to tell me."
"I do. What about wandering stars? The rogue stars that are just
passing through along the edges of the Galaxy. What power do the
Guardians have over them?"
"They have absolute power, physically, they're pretty much the most
powerful creatures ever known. But they're morally banned from
extending their powers to certain areas, and they can only interfere
with rogue stars if they somehow jeopardize the rest of the Galaxy—if
they're about to incinerate an inhabited world or something. It's one
of the laws that goes back to the Guardians' founding, apparently to
make sure they didn't become absolute rulers of the Galaxy."
"Okay, now tell me the verse that lunatic singer Towbee quoted from
this Sonnabend's prophesies, the one about what would happen before
this Czar of the Galactic Arm would emerge? What was it? You've got
total recall."
"When the minions of immortals spread Galactic,
When a thousand cultures dwell in Vega's flow,
When a sailing ship for starflight is a tactic,
When these things all—"
"That's enough. The immortals' minions, they're the Green Lanterns.
Are they all over the Galaxy? Is there any place that isn't covered by
them?"
"No. They're in every sector, have been for about four thousand
years."
"And the sailing ship for starflight. I brought that here. The Black
Widow, right?"
"That would probably qualify."
"And a thousand cultures. Could Sonnabend have been estimating? Would
he possibly have meant, say, nine hundred and ninety-seven races living
here?"
"No. I understand he is quite precise. A thousand only turns out to
be a round number in our decimal system."
"Whew, then we've got time. According to the portable computer
terminal the Master's stooges issued me there are nine hundred and
ninety-seven distinct races as of the last census. We've come here so
that makes nine hundred and ninety-eight."
"I'm a Kryptonian, remember, not an Earthman."
"Oh, right. Well that only makes nine hundred and ninety nine."
"The Old-Timer. The defrocked Guardian," Superman said. "He told me
he was the first Guardian to leave Oa. He was here. He makes a
thousand."
"Bingo, There isn't a moment to lose. Listen, you know how the Master
made his real-estate killing?"
"On an offhand guess I'd say he cheated."
"You bet your super-ass he cheated. He ripped off this Delphinian
scientist's prototype time-snatcher. He's got this machine that can
reach into the past or the future and pull inorganic matter into the
present or place things in another time. He built a time-snatcher
powerful enough to manufacture duplicate planets."
"You're telling me he buys a planet—"
"Buying things is taboo here. They exchange gifts."
"And he reaches, say, a hundred years or so into the future and brings
back the planet from there so he's got two of them to sell?"
"Or three or a dozen or a hundred. And he goes and sells them all as if
they were real planets—completely lifeless and good for nothing but
housing developments -when all but one is going to disappear a hundred
or so years later, leaving the inhabitants floating in empty space."
"That'll upset the whole space-time continuum for light years around.
It'll kill billions. He's mad."
"That makes him nothing worse than a dishonest businessman—like those
guys that sell land in the Poconos, only on a bigger scale. He had me
in this back room here figuring out where all the black holes are on
the border between the Galactic Arm and the main body of the Galaxy."
"What's that got to do with it?"
"He's got the capability to grab every black hole on that border and
throw it a billion years into the future. He's planning on
dismembering the Arm from the rest of the Galaxy. The Guardians will
be powerless to stop him from taking a conquering horde across every
star system that rejects his tyrannical rule. The old guys will even
be obligated to disarm the Green Lanterns already here. The Arm won't
go anywhere right away, but it'll no longer be physically a part of the
Galaxy. In a billion years it'll be spinning off, a mini-Galaxy of its
own, but before that all Hell will break loose with the Master playing
Satan."
"Oh, my God."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 27
Chapter 27
COLLATE
In the secretarial pool on the eighth floor of the Galaxy Building was
a rather amazing machine built and leased to Galaxy Communications by
the Xerox Corporation. The function of this machine was simply to
reproduce what was written on paper. That is, if a sheet of paper with
something written on it were slid into a certain slot of the machine,
the images on that paper would have a bright light shined on them and
then the images would be momentarily recorded inside the machine. The
machine would then grab the top sheet of blank paper from a pile of its
own supply, print the information in total from the first sheet on this
second sheet of paper, belch the new copy out into a neat little pile
of such copies, and immediately forget the information it had just
recorded, ready to copy a fresh sheetful. To the machine, of course,
this information it recorded and copied was not writing or drawing or
anything meaningful at all. It was gibberish. Lines, points, curves
and such had no significance to the machine. The machine did nothing
to the information, it simply recorded this for the benefit of the
machine's operator, exactly as it appeared on the original copy.
Xerox Corporation did not sell these machines, or any of the many
similar models which they manufactured. This equipment was only leased,
and the corporation kept scrupulous track of their products.
Occasionally certain illegal and morally questionable things were done
with these remarkable machines. For example, Earth people would use a
Xerox copier to reproduce several copies—in effect, publishing written
material legally protected from such free publication by unenforceable
copyright laws. Another problem with Xerox copiers was that they
disappeared with alarming frequency. They mysteriously vanished, from
time to time, from the offices of companies which leased them, from
shipping trucks and from the factories in which they were manufactured.
Xerox Corporation hired scores of private detectives, over the years,
to track down this phenomenon of the vanishing Xerox machines, with no
significant results. What the officials of the Xerox Corporation did
not realize was that if they stopped only leasing machines and started
selling them outright, this problem would be largely solved.
It seemed that nowhere else in the immediate Galaxy were there machines
constructed which were capable of doing what Xerox machines did as
efficiently as they did it. Hence, any wealthy individual with any
interplanetary connections at all and who had some use for the Xerox
Corporation's products, did business with a group of pirate Xerox
exporters based in the Alpha Centauri star system. These pirates also
legally bought and sold huge quantities of Earth photographic,
recording and amplification devices which were also without peer in the
immediate Galaxy. They would have been happy simply to buy Xerox
copiers as well, but since these machines were not for sale stealing
seemed their only reasonable recourse.
The Master was the proud owner of six Xerox copiers of various models,
including a duplicate of the one that stood in the secretarial pool on
the eighth floor of the Galaxy Building. At this moment, Superman was
acting a great deal like this Xerox machine.
Luthor would unwind his rolls and flash his piles of plastic and paper
readout material past Superman's face. Superman would glance over them
much more quickly than any Xerox copier could. A major difference
between Superman's behavior, and that of a Xerox copier was that once
Superman imprinted all of what was apparently nonsense on his mind he
would not forget it.
"Can you make any sense out of it?"
"Ssh!" Superman sat on the bed with two fingers pinching the bridge of
his nose. It was the first time he had felt safe in Luthor's presence
with his eyes closed since they were teenagers. "I think—"
"Everything's there, right? All the stuff I said? Was I right about
it?"
"I'm trying to figure out the mathematical code. I think I've got it."
"Are you familiar with the twenty six brands of Moroccan coffee?"
The Kryptonian didn't question the crack, probably didn't even hear
it. After a few moments he said, "I think I know where the
time-snatcher is."
"Where?"
"In a tight orbit around Vega, maybe forty or forty two million
kilometres from the star."
"Do you know exactly where it is now? Can we get there?"
"It's small enough and close enough to the star so that it can't be
seen from any observatory in the star-system. It's camouflaged by
the-overpowering light of Vega. I can find it."
"Want to sabotage it? Do you know how it works?"
"You can figure it out when we get there. It's got a control cab that
reproduces the atmosphere of Oric."
"I can stand a little more ammonia for a while."
"If you found out all the Master's secrets, can't he ask the computer
banks what information you asked for and figure out what we're up to?"
"I told you, as an intelligence gatherer he's strictly bush. You feed
this gibberish code into a computer terminal and it automatically
forgets the last command it carried out. You just say, 'scramble
pattern pipeline yellow' and nobody knows you've been snooping unless
he was monitoring you at the time."
"You're a good man, Lex Luthor. Ever thought of going into the hero
business?"
"Nah, you never get a chance to sleep late. Listen, Supes, I can get
out of here easy, but have you given any thought to smuggling yourself
to the nearest exit?"
"I've got an idea. This data gave me a pretty good picture of the
layout of this pyramid. We're on the first level below the ground
level, right?"
"I think so."
"Is there anyone guarding this room? Someone about my size?"
"One guy almost as big as you, but he's got three legs."
"Here's where I show you some super-speed tailoring. Can you mug him
and bring me his clothes?"
"Piece of cake. He doesn't look like he's ever worked on a rock pile."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 28
Chapter 28
THIS WAY OUT
Algren Eighteen liked to think that the Cerulean third of his
personality was the dominant one. That was where he got his
ambitiousness. The other two-thirds of Algren Eighteen was Tripedal,
which was why when he entered the service of the Master he started as a
library guard. Tripedals were dexterous and fiercely responsible,
though not noted for their intelligence. Ceruleans, on the other hand,
were among the shrewdest races on Oric, and probably the wealthiest.
It was only their remarkable lack of any racial loyalty to speak of
that allayed any fears among the general population that the seven or
eight hundred thousand Ceruleans on Oric might pool their wealth into
one of the Galaxy's most powerful economic cartels.
The Ceruleans had six sexes, the Tripedals had three. Consequently the
mating exercise that produced Algren Eighteen was composed of two
Tripedals and two Ceruleans. The Tripedals undoubtedly thought the
entire proceeding was a touch kinky. As a result Algren Eighteen
turned out trisexual. Be that as it may.
He was now chief of the attendants at the Master's launching deck two
levels below the pyramid's base. He was still only guarding things,
but he was rising fast. Apparently his position would become more
important as time passed, at any rate the deck was being used a lot
more than it used to be when Algren Eighteen was first transferred
here.
He supervised six other guards and kept records of the comings and
goings of the Master's vehicles with the assistance of his very own
assigned portable computer terminal that followed him on wheels while
he was on duty and whose red light flashed on to activate it at the
sound of Algren Eighteen's voice. He did not give his Computer a name.
Algren Eighteen was even more ambitious than all that. There was a
windfall coming and Algren Eighteen knew that the Master was going to
be sharp enough to be at the top of it. There were beings of great
affairs flocking to Oric these days from the farthest reaches of the
Galactic Arm, sometimes even beyond. What about that bareheaded
humanoid with the filtrum, Algren Eighteen thought, he must be from
clear out at the Central Cluster. He heard the chief speaker in the
temple go on about the opening of a new age in our lifetimes. The
educated beings those days spouted something about an
eight-billion-year-old Prophesy made by Sonnabend himself. And bigwigs
in the organization lurked in corridors muttering to each other about
the Future, as if it were some corporeal presence to be awaited like a
cosmic dust cloud or the guy who relieves you on the next shift. If
they were all planning to be ready to move up, then so would Algren
Eighteen. In his spare time he was teaching himself to pilot the
Master's vehicles.
The problem was that when he finally figured out how to bank the
surface cruiser into the magnetic lines of force somebody brought in
the shuttle bus. Before he had the time to decipher the controls of the
unwieldy machine that transported up to seventy five mediumsized beings
from world to world there were the teleport casters. Teleportation
itself was not hard to master, but there was the problem of making sure
the object or creature that was teleported did not materialize in solid
rock—or in the space of another creature. And then there was the fleet
of interstellar jaunters, which were single passenger crafts piloted by
remote control from Oric. Algren Eighteen finally caught up with his
local technology and got a handle on all this machinery, and now he
hoped to play with the new device, a black bulb surrounded by eight
coiled arms, whose function he could only begin to guess. When night
came he would have a chance to transport this vehicle up the undersea
launch ramp and experiment. That was, if traffic down here let up by
then.
The day's work was nonstop. Crafts were running in and out of the deck
like communicable diseases. He was collecting written and oral coded
authorization information and feeding it into his computer terminal for
each entry and departure. He recorded the time, position of the planet
with regard to Vega, course and purpose of each voyage. The data were
an unholy mess, sitting inside that animate machine. When he was off
duty, before he laid his three hands on that new vehicle, Algren
Eighteen would organize it all into a coherent daily log.
"You there, you in charge here?" Algren Eighteen spun in the direction
of the voice. It was the new humanoid. The bare-headed one with the
filtrum.
"Yes sir. May I help you?" Algren Eighteen saw that the humanoid was
accompanied by another larger one whom he should probably have
recognized as one of the Master's attendants. He himself was in the
uniform of a menial and of course had no filtrum. All these humanoids
looked alike, it seemed.
"There isn't a moment to spare," the bald one rushed through his
words. "We're taking the Black Widow."
"The what?"
"The Black Widow. This one. The vehicle with the bulb. We can both
fit. Don't worry, my friend has top clearance." The two humanoids were
upon the new vehicle.
"Halt. Hold it there. You need authorization. What is the purpose of
your departure?"
"Listen to the pretzel brain, he wants authorization. Look,
mucous-face, while you stand here playing petty bureaucrat Superman is
zooming halfway to Oa to alert the Guardians and the Green Lantern
Corps and the Galactic Tribunal and God for all I know to the fact that
your boss, my boss, the boss of bosses who owns you and everything you
see is up to something with a touch of unholiness. Get that weapon out
of my face or you'll be scratching for worms with the rest of the
turkeys before morning."
"Superman?"
"Right. Very good. Tomorrow we learn to spell cat. Superman's
escaped. And don't tell me you didn't know the Master had him here.
The news about how the boss and I captured him is probably halfway to
the next Galaxy with that cockamamie clown poet by now."
"Yes, I knew that. But the alert systems—"
"—will very likely be in operation by the time the old flyboy's
sprinting into the central Cluster. I'm the one who tracked him down
before. It's only through the incompetence of some idiot like you that
he's away now. And if you make me wait for your meshugenah coded
authorization the best laid plans of prophets and kings are going the
way of the tyrannosaurus and the Dodo, which seems to be making a
dramatic comeback right here in this room."
"I do not understand the translation of what you just—"
"You do not understand a whole lot. It was all I could do to enlist
this burly specimen in my aid." The outspoken one pointed to the
dull-looking humanoid menial at his side. "How many vehicles left here
in the past ten minutes?"
"Ten minutes? Computer," the red light went on, "How many vehicles left
here in the past—"
"I don't want numbers, you loon. I want to know if you let anyone out
of here in that time."
"They're coming and going all the time. At least six beings teleported
somewhere, another three were authorized for the various—"
"That kills me. The creep got out right under your nose, or whatever
it is you call that banana under your middle eye. Help us get this
craft to the hydraulic launch ramp, and I'll think about going easy on
you in my report. It's very lightweight. Bulky, but lightweight."
Algren Eighteen gulped, or did something like gulping, and chattered
away at his computer terminal as he helped Luthor and the humanoid aide
with the Black Widow. "Vehicle designated Black Widow departing
coordinates 11:14:50 with reference Vega. Two occupants, both humanoid
designated..." Algren Eighteen asked the two their names and fed them
into the computer terminal ... "Lex Luthor and Abraham Lincoln."
Bells sounded and lights flashed all over the room. It was the alert
system.
"See?" Luthor said. "See? I told you he escaped. Quit feeding that
gibberish into the dumbwaiter and set your dials to shoot this cruiser
a thousand feet or so over the ocean surface."
Algren Eighteen did that, frantically, as the two humanoids climbed
into the open bulb, ready for launch.
"Scramble pattern pipeline yellow," Luthor barked at the computer
terminal which immediately began to flash lights and erase information
from its banks as the launching ramp hatchway closed and the Black
Widow lifted off in the direction of the star Vega.
"What?" Algren Eighteen asked.
"Not a bad escape plan for an amateur," Luthor told his companion as
solar energy took over from inertia to fuel the Black Widow. "Well, it
was you who got all that computer information, like the pyramid's
layout and the way to scramble the computer record of the escape,"
Superman complimented Luthor as he tore off the fake uniform and the
wad of flattened building material he had scooped out of a wall and
used to cover the cleft of his upper lip.
"And you're awfully cute when you smile. Now I suggest you get your
bulk out of here so I have the elbow room to pilot this thing before
those goons down there figure out where we went."
Superman opened the bulb hatch to do a swan dive upward, and raced the
cruiser to the edge of space.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 29
Chapter 29
THE EDGE
Luthor had an entire employee whose job it was to read huge quantities
of published material and make daily lists of ideas that Luthor had not
yet come up with. His name was Arthur Allen, and he was the most
successful graduate of the Evelyn Wood School of Reading Dynamics in
the year 1971, raising his reading speed from 630 to about 30 thousand
words per minute. John Stuart Mill, the nineteenth-century philosopher,
read about that fast and came close to going mad because he was
incapable of turning pages quickly enough to keep up with himself.
Allen read not only every science fiction story published—before
publication, if possible—but every popular how-to publication, every
professional journal, and every trade magazine he knew of. A magazine
put out by the Sheet Metal Workers' Union had an idea for a kind of
reflective sun deck, which Allen wrote down. It gave Luthor the
principle for the camouflage device which caused his in-city
headquarters to appear, from the air, to be the penthouse of a plant
lover with bizarre tastes in art.
An idea in a fictional story by an astronomer named Arthur C. Clarke
was not new. The concept of supplying oxygen to a spaceship with
plants that breathed carbon dioxide and gave off oxygen was as old as
the first fanciful plans for space stations and family-sized space
arks. And when unimaginative little Arthur Allen wrote it down in one
of his daily reports, Luthor winced at not having thought of it
himself.
Here were some ideas Luthor did think of, but which did not work:
1—An elaborate chemical distillation system which would turn
Luthor's exhaled carbon dioxide into oxygen and spray the carbon
by-product over the black surface of the starcraft's sails. After
two major flights, Luthor estimated, the carbon layer would be
thick enough to make it quite impossible to roll in the Black
Widow's arms.
2—An oxygen pill about the size of a thousand-milligram capsule of
Vitamin C, which furnished Luthor's bloodstream with as much oxygen
as he would need for an hour. It seemed to work on animals, but the
first time Luthor tried it the pill made him higher than a weather
balloon for hours.
3—An environmental recycling system which would start with the
Black Widow's water supply being broken down into component parts
of hydrogen and oxygen. Luthor would breathe the oxygen that he
extracted from his excess and excreted water, while the carbon
dioxide that was the result of his respiration had nothing to do
except suffocate the pilot. In any natural ecosystem these
substances would combine to form hydrocarbons in organic matter,
the building blocks of new life. The only way there would be new
life in this craft was if Luthor gave birth.
It all came down to Arthur Clarke's idea of lining all unused surface
space inside the bulb of the craft with green vegetation. In jail,
about a year ago, Luthor convinced prison officials that it would be a
fine idea for him to teach other prisoners a course in horticulture.
While preparing for his various lectures on rhododendrons and backyard
tomatoes and wild berries, the scientist managed to clone a seed for a
new species of moss which would have the heaviest respiration rate of
any living thing known to man. When he became tired of teaching his
course, Luthor sprayed the prison greenhouse with a fertilizer he
developed once as a teenager. It caused the plants to sprout overnight
like Jack's beanstalk and rupture several walls of the prison so that
Luthor could escape quite sloppily. His moss now lined every square
inch of the inner black surface of the bubble and spat out oxygen as
fast as Luthor sucked it up. His entire water supply consisted of a
three-quart canteen slung over the arm of his pilot's seat.
When Superman stopped moving and started downward from twelve hundred
kilometers over Oric, Luthor had to continue upward for another 65
kilometers before he could slow down and circle back. The cushioning
system that absorbed the inertia in sudden maneuvers was only so
strong, and it was how much inertia Luthor's body could stand which was
the main limitation on the Black Widow's speed and performance. Luthor
could hear Superman "talking" when the hero was actually vibrating the
air inside the capsule a certain way with the power conveniently
labeled super-ventriloquism. Superman, however, had to read Luthor's
lips to understand what he was saying; the air here was not thick
enough to carry sound waves even to Kryptonian ears.
"What're you looking at?" Luthor asked.
He kept looking.
"Hey, Hot Pants, I'm talking to you."
No response.
"Will you turn your lousy head and answer a simple question?" Luthor
banged on the wall of his craft.
To no avail.
"For years I've been trying to sneak past him and now I can't get his
attention. Is that justice? Maybe there is a God."
Superman turned to face Luthor and projected the words into the bubble:
"We've got trouble."
"Hark. I hear a voice."
"The pyramid is past chaos. They're mobilized. If we don't do
something fast, they'll spot us before we get where we're going. The
sky is being scanned by satellites, which is why I dropped back down
into the upper atmosphere."
"What do you suggest we do?"
"Initiate chaos down there."
"From up here?"
"Chaos has always been one of your special talents, Luthor. How would
you cause it if you were still inside the pyramid somewhere?"
"Well, I'd start in the launch ramp," Luthor mouthed through his bubble
wall. "I'd have to put that out of commission because that would be
their first way to follow us."
"How would you do that?"
"Easy. You know that row of teleportation gadgets in there?
Teleporting is like going through locks in a canal. Just as you have
to equalize the water level in a canal, you have to equalize air
pressure to teleport from one place to another, or else you'll have air
rushing through the hole you dig in space to teleport at the speed of a
cyclone. You can throw the whole launch ramp out of kilter by turning
on all those teleport gadgets to a point in deep space. So much air
will be rushing out through them into the vacuum that they'll have to
seal off the launch ramp like an airlock."
"Brilliant idea."
"What good does it do us up here?"
"What else would you do?" Superman asked as he directed a series of
beams of heat vision, melting a series of control bypass switches over
a thousand kilometers away.
"Well, next I'd get to their computer linkups. That one would be easy
if we were down there. They have no lockout mechanisms, all you have
to do is link up to one terminal with the right codes. Like in this
case you'd feed the phrase, 'preempt procedure emerald iodine violet,'
and then follow it with whatever nonsense phrases you want all the
terminals to spout instead of real information. You just feed it into
one terminal."
Superman spoke to Luthor with his ventriloquism, as he simultaneously
threw his voice elsewhere: "Preempt procedure emerald iodine violet.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere
that Mary went the lamb was sure to go."
"What are you babbling about? You sure you're recovered from that
stuff they had you doped up with?"
"Sure, I'm fine. Just making conversation. What about the Master's
operatives in the real estate offices all over the settled part of the
planet? They have some sort of linkup for communications, so that they
don't give away the same planet to two buyers—or gift receivers, or
whatever they call them here."
"Crazy foam."
"Crazy foam."
"You're reading my lips right. The atmosphere here is even better
suited to flash fires than it is on Earth. The air itself burns, and an
automatic safety system fills all enclosed spaces with some kind of
foam to cool down fires. This foam can conduct life-sustaining
operations itself—causes respiration of the skin, feeds intravenously
if necessary—at the same time as it smothers ignition of the air."
"Sounds like a great regulation. If somebody could patent that process
on Earth, he'd pull down a fortune."
"I was planning on it."
Superman located a dozen and a half little offices on Oric, each suited
to a different set of environments, each equipped with crazy foam
devices in the walls and ceilings—those that had ceilings. A little
spark appeared in the air somewhere inside each one.
"Well," Superman grinned and clapped his hands together as he hung on
the edge of space, "shall we go on to the time-snatcher now?"
"What? I thought you said—"
"A momentary aberration. You forget with whom you're dealing, old
man."
"Son of a gun."
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 30
Chapter 30
CHAOS
Earth humanoids kept each other prisoner all the time. They were
constantly fighting and revolting and repressing each other effectively
and enthusiastically. They were used to dealing with such things. The
Master might very well learn from them. They were more practiced at it
than he was, which was why, he supposed, the alarm sounded to signal
Superman's escape. The Kryptonian was raised among the wolves and so
took on their talents.
Superman would be conscious now, and sentient. It was fortunate that
the Master was in his study at the tip of the pyramid. The escaped
hero would not be able to see him from wherever he was through the lead
sheeting that expensively but unostentatiously lined an inner layer of
the study walls.
The Master ordered the reconnaissance satellites operational. All of
them. The Tripedal guards began an exhaustive search of every corner
and object in the pyramid large enough to hold a humanoid. It was
probably Tripedals who were responsible for the escape, the dullwitted
creatures. The individuals responsible would be singled out when the
emergency was over and requested to offer the Master a gift of
satisfaction, doubtless some standard form of self-torture.
The Master tuned one of his study monitors to the launch deck. His
enforcement detail was already there.
Six Ceruleans presented the hybrid Algren Eighteen with their emergency
traveling orders. They would each occupy one interstellar jaunter and
have separate destinations. Their mission would be to find Superman,
at any of the six Galactic locations where he might cause the Master
the most trouble.
"Will this be in addition to the chase undertaken by . . ." Algren
Eighteen jumbled through his mind for the names, for the record in his
computer terminal had been mysteriously misplaced, "Lex Luthor and
Abraham Lincoln?"
"Who?" the chief of the Cerulean unit asked.
"The hairless humanoid and his aide who took the new vehicle as the
alarm was sounding."
"We have no time for explanations," the Cerulean barked
—as the row of teleporters along the wall activated themselves one by
one and drew up everything in the huge hangar like powerful suction
cleaners sweeping across a sandy shore.
The Master saw it all. He ordered every Gorgan in the pyramid to
teleport immediately to the launch deck. These were very massive
beings who would be able to function in that environment of high deadly
winds. They were to salvage all valuable equipment not already
destroyed and pull the six Ceruleans and seven guards on the launch
deck out of there so the room could be sealed off until the teleporters
were brought under control. That would take time. It would also take
personnel, which seemed suddenly to be at a premium.
The Master got an order, via computer linkup, out to each of the
offices of his real estate operations on Oric. "This is to alert you
that our Major Plan is to go into effect immediately, ahead of
schedule. Chief Operational Officers at each facility are to consult
their computer terminals for hitherto secret information about their
respective functions in the coming extraordinary period. Code to
obtain your orders is as follows: 'Landfill heliotrope.' You may obtain
such information now."
The Master ended this message as his own terminal flashed its red light
on and off several times for no apparent reason. He thought nothing of
it, had no time to think anything of it, had more on his mind.
In eighteen office facilities on Oric the same thing happened to
eighteen computer terminals. Eighteen Chief Operational Officers said,
in eighteen different languages, "Landfill heliotrope," to their
respective terminals. Eighteen terminals answered:
"Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, and everywhere
that Mary went the lamb was sure to go."
Before any of the officers had the chance to wonder if this was some
sort of code, every real estate office belonging to the Master filled
up with life-supporting, business-stopping foam.
The Master did not know what had happened in his real estate offices.
It would not much matter, actually. Not now. These underlings would
do no more than administer his operations on Oric while the Master was
fulfilling his destiny across the sky.
A tremor rocked the planet. And another. A tidal wave lapped over the
side of the pyramid and nearly reached its peak. The Master looked
upward, out the open tip of his study, and saw a pair of what looked to
be moons. Oric had no moons. The Master knew what they were, and now
he knew where Superman was. The Kryptonian was doing something worse
than wasting his own time, he was fate's tool, prodding the Master on
to where the prophet Sonnabend said he must go these eons past. It was
time to leave.
He had laid in his course long ago. Today was the beginning. A new
age was born here and now. The few most trusted and obedient of his
attendants were here; they were on their way.
A set of four triangular walls poked up from the open tip of the
pyramid and met in a point, sealing the structure closed. The upper
forty feet of the pyramid rose as if with a great piano hinge on one
side until the tip pointed into the sky at a 60-degree angle with the
ground. Then with a great soundless lurch it lifted off the surface of
the rest of the structure and soared at the heavens.
The pyramid-shaped spacecraft gained speed and finally ignited as it
passed out of Oric's atmosphere. There, ahead somewhere, hidden by the
fiery mass of blue Vega, was the device that was causing a spate of
worlds to materialize around Orie. Dead husks, duplicates of Oric
itself. Oric could die today for all the Master cared, and it well
might.
A hundred kilometers from Oric the pyramidal spacecraft shimmered and
swirled in a rainbow of smoky colors and seemed to vanish. It made the
rest of the, trip disguised in an illusion of an infrared wave.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 31
Chapter 31
RETRIEVAL
"That button over there." The blue-sleeved hand darted to press one of
the myriad dials, levers, heat-sensitive bulbs, and other controls
lining the six walls of the cramped cab.
"Excuse me, bunkie. Don't you have anything useful to do? We're just
a few light-seconds from Vega, why don't you take a steam bath?"
Apparently Superman's helpful suggestions as to how the machinery
worked were as welcome to Luthor as someone reading over John Stuart
Mill's shoulder. It did not take Luthor long at all, for a mortal, to
determine how the time-snatcher worked. Superman calculated that they
could snatch a maximum of 21 facsimiles without permanently damaging
the planet.
Luthor set about reaching a billion years into the future for a
collection of Xerox-style copies of the dead husk of the planet Oric
which he placed skillfully in orbit around the original like moons. As
this process began, Superman slipped out of the airlock of the
contraption and swam through space back to the planet. The idea was to
create chaos, but avoid disaster.
Luthor was quite jealous of whoever it was that had designed this
time-snatcher. The machine used no basic principles that were
unfamiliar to Luthor. The thing simply used what Luthor knew so darned
efficiently. There was no margin for error to account for imprecise
borders between different dimensions. No energy-matter discrepancy.
The time-snatcher dealt with only inorganic matter and could move
virtually any amount of it across unlimited expanses of time or space,
ignoring the physical laws of the three-dimensional Universe. The
navigational equipment of the Black Widow compared to it as a kayak
compares to an aircraft carrier.
The Master must certainly have stumbled on this piece of equipment, or
stolen it and lost its inventor and anyone who completely understood
its mechanism. There was nothing on Oric among the technology provided
by a thousand advanced cultures to compare with it. If he could tinker
with stuff like this all the time, Luthor, thought, he might be content
to leave off the nonsense of his life and live out however many years
he had as a traveling interplanetary fixit man, if there was such a
profession.
The time-snatcher worked so quickly that by the time Superman arrived
back at Oric there already were three facsimiles of the planet in orbit
around it and a fourth taking shape like a film image coming into
focus. The Kryptonian stole a glance at the Master's headquarters and
saw nothing unexpected, although he could not see through the walls of
the pyramid's upper chambers. Everyone seemed to be occupied with the
crises Superman and Luthor had left behind. The teleporters were still
turned on, and the computer terminals were still spouting the nursery
rhyme, and the various races among the Master's employees were coping
in their respective fashions. The first tidal wave was coming.
There were nine facsimiles drawn back from a -billion years in Oric's
future, and the tides of ammonia water were heaving toward Cyber
Island. There was a heavily populated community mostly made up of
Lalofins and Gorgans on the undersea shelf directly in the tidal wave's
path. Superman plowed into the putrid ocean like a dagger and swept
back and forth along the border between the settlement and the open
sea, setting up a cross-current to meet the tidal wave that was half a
kilometer away and building.
Superman spanned his 200-meter course twelve times a second, following
a pattern through the liquid he mentally calculated as he was diving
into it. But when the wave was 300 meters away, Superman sensed that
he hadnot stirred up the ocean enough. It was not churning as it
should be, and the undersea community was imminently threatened.
He swept into the sky over the ammonia sea and saw the wave coming,
with no cross-current building to neutralize it. The only thing
Superman seemed to leave behind was his own wake, foaming at the
surface. There were seconds before the tidal wave would surely sweep
over the settlement, onto the island itself.
Superman knifed back into the sea and flashed directly at the coming
tidal wave. Before he reached it he felt himself swept around by the
sea itself like a corkscrew and slammed at the ocean floor. He looked
up in time to see the tidal pattern lumbering over his head and
pacified by a collection of sonic generators that circled the ocean
floor around Cyber for the purpose of doing just that. It was the
sonic generators, no doubt, that had caught Superman in their
vibrations and unexpectedly mashed him into the muck, that had calmed
his cross current, and that would be routinely catching tidal waves
before they reached any populated area of the planet.
Quakes. There would be quakes. There were sixteen Orics In the sky
and there were hellish rumblings from thousands of kilometers around
the planet.
Superman found one quake with his x-ray vision. He caught sight of the
underground plates it was loosening. He traced the probable pattern of
quakes to follow. He was ready for them to reach the planet's
population, and so was the population ready.
Before the first sign of tremors on Cyber, alarms clanged and lights
flashed. Creatures looked up with resigned expressions—those who could
form expressions—and scores of entire buildings. raised themselves up
on great collections of springs. The buildings on springs were equipped
with expensive magnetic devices that homed in on the planet's
immoveable center of gravity, and when the tremors started the
buildings essentially stood still, relative to the planet, while the
surface shivered.
The buildings not equipped with springs shot full of life-saving foam.
There were nineteen Orics in the sky, and Superman felt quite useless
here. The crisis he and Lutbor had brought about was certainly most
inconvenient for the population of Oric, but hardly dangerous.
The only thing left for Superman to do was to flash through the pyramid
and find MacDuff, Luthor's computer terminal, and see what the machine
knew about flushing out the Master. This Superman did, swimming
undersea through the closed hatch of the launch ramp and into the winds
caused by the runaway teleport machines. Superman slammed into each of
the machines, disabling and, nominally, turning them off.
MacDuff was inert in the corridor where Luthor's office had been. It
would be quicker to fly the terminal to Luthor himself several million
miles away than for Superman to figure out the codes that would
reactivate it and then imitate Luthor's voice to do so.
All at super-speed to blur any sight of him Superman wrapped the
computer in his protective cape and flew it up above the pyramid ...
. . . and the pyramid had no point. The Master was gone, along with
all his intentions.
Superman and the computer terminal crashed a space warp directly at the
star Vega. The hero was inside the time-snatcher again in less than 30
seconds of real time.
"The Master's gone," he told Luthor before the scientist knew he was
back, "took off somewhere. Can you trace him?"
What followed were seconds wasted annoyingly, several useless words in
abbreviated conversation, startled instants, and random feed-outs from
the computer. There were checks and double-checks that always came out
the same and were thus even more annoying in their original accuracy.
The battle on Oric was over, and Superman and Luthor had apparently won
it, if only by default. The answer from the computer was the same each
time. The course was locked in long ago. The Master had gone to
Earth.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 32
Chapter 32
THE COINCIDENCE
The scene struck Luthor as extremely funny. He laughed so hard he had
to hold his stomach in with both hands.
There stood the biggest genuine legend Luthor had ever met, surrounded
in this time-snatcher cab by the super-scientific technology of the
Galactic Arm. This Man of Steel had bested all that surrounded him.
He had, at least for the moment, confounded a brilliantly conceived and
nearly executed scheme for massive conquest. A scheme that might still
prove successful, owing in large part to this lunk-headed hero's
amazing lack of imagination.
"Well, I don't see what's so funny, Luthor. I just said I think it's a
trap. It's too much of a coincidence for Earth to be the Master's
planned starting point for his takeover."
Luthor fell off his chair, trying to catch his breath, laughing.
"Keep up that heavy respiration, Luthor, and you'll use up your oxygen
supply."
He laughed some more.
"I mean, if you were the Master and you wanted to get somebody like me
out of the way, wouldn't you go somewhere where I'd feel on home
territory to spring your trap?"
"You hopeless loon! I thought I was conceited, but—" Luthor lost his
breath again and rolled over, nearly belching out his diaphragm.
"The universe is sinking slowly down around our ankles, and you think
it's a laugh."
"Listen—" he broke up again.
After a few moments Luthor snatched back his composure long enough to
tell his strange ally what he thought was going on.
"You think you're the only thing that's happening on Earth, don't you?"
Luthor's tone became accusatory.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean you're always accusing me of trying to make myself emporer of
Earth, aren't you?"
"You've practically admitted it."
"I've said there are less worthy pursuits for someone of my
intelligence and talent."
"If you say so."
"There are worlds around with greater natural resources, more developed
wealth. You know that. And worlds without super-heroes parading
around the place in funny clothes making sure nobody's tougher than
they are. And I think I've made it clear that I'm altogether capable of
finding and conquering myself a planet or two."
"I'll concede that point."
"But I've hung around Earth for a reason. I don't know why you kick
around the place looking for work yourself if you haven't realized that
what's happening on Earth right now is something any conquerer would
give his Captain Video secret code ring to have."
"I'm afaid I don't think along those lines. What are you talking
about?"
"I'm talking about a global culture whose scientific wealth has
outstripped by a light year its social and political development in
just one or two generations. I'm talking about a race with a population
of humans that the planet manages to support far beyond its apparent
ability to do so. I'm talking about four billion—count'em—four billion
inteligent, incredibly industrious creatures. Capable of making
decisions, with the manual dexterity to tie knots and pull triggers,
who can navigate courses and plan complicated procedures over not only
the next hour or the next day, but the next century. What's the
intelligent population of the planet Regulus-6?"
"About 760 million."
"And at what stage of scientific development are they?"
"Last time I was there, someone had just figured out the steam
turbine."
"And it'll be centuries before anyone comes up with the idea of putting
it to use in transportation or trade."
"When were you on Regulus-6?"
"Remember when I broke out of jail last year and nobody knew where I
was for three weeks?"
"You went to Regulus-6?"
"Give the man a cigar."
"I'm impressed."
"Listen. The population boom on Earth has gotten out of hand. There are
whole cities—countries—continents—full of people aching for something
useful to do with their lives. Talented, intelligent people. And what's
more, the whole cockamamie world is wired for sight and sound. There
isn't a grain of sand on the globe that doesn't have radio waves
slicing through it, cauterizing it with electronic mumbo-jumbo
twenty-four hours a day. The first Hitler type that can coordinate all
that communications paraphernalia has the immediate galaxy's greatest
living resource in the palm of his hand. And if it's title to the
Galactic Arm the guy wants, then all he's got to do is convince all
these intelligent, obedient, bored creatures that it'd be a kick to go
off and do some heavy conquering for him. It worked with the Crusades,
and look at all the trouble that caused."
"If you've realized that all along, why haven't you done it yourself?"
Luthor was beyond amusement. "What the sizzling suns do you think
you've been keeping me from doing all these years, Jocko, playing
Monopoly?"
"Great Krypton!"
"You talk funnier than I do, you self righteous lunk. That hybrid clown
isn't on Earth to trap you. He's there despite you. And the longer you
stay here worrying about it, the likelier it's going to be that he'll
be able to—"
But Superman was gone, and Luthor wondered why the big guy kept
winning.
Luthor had work to do, too. If those twenty-one facsimiles of the
planet Oric were allowed to continue hanging there in orbit much
longer, the original would inevitably turn into space dust in a
cataclysm visible clear to Andromeda. As long as he was going about
setting straight the balance of worlds today instead of dismembering
them, he might just as well put everything here back the way it
belonged before he went home. Besides that, there was something on
Oric he had to pick up before he left.
The big Videobeam television screen in the sidewalk window next to the
Galaxy Building was the first thing that struck Clark Kent as odd. Dan
Reed, the newscaster who generally subsituted for Clark during
vacations, was on the air with the 4:55 P.M. billboard. This was the
five-minute summary of news headlines to be expanded on an hour later
on the evening news.
As Reed signed off he said, "This is Dan Reed with Wednesday's
headlines from the WGBS newsroom. Join me for the full report one hour
from now."
Wednesday. Was it possible that Superman had miscalculated his
space-warp travel and returned a day before he left Oric, or was the
station simply runnning a tape of yeserday's news for some reason?
Clark stepped into the lobby for a newspaper. Yes, it was Thursday all
right.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 33
Chapter 33
THE TAKEOVER
"Back from your vacation early, aintcha, Mr. Kent?" the lobby
newsdealer said.
"Just a few days. Thought I'd take the rest of this week off later in
the year, Jack."
"Well, you're back none too soon. Your friends been actin' awful weird
all day."
"How so?"
"Well, like that Lombard guy. Y'know, the one with all the
girlfriends?"
"I know which one you mean."
"He come in this morning, bought a paper, said 'good morning,' and went
on up the elevator."
"What's weird about that?"
"Well, every morning since he got his job here he's walked in, said
'Hi, Jack, how's tricks' and tried to pass me a nickel for a quarter
paper. Then he laughs like it's a big joke and goes off. Every
morning like clockwork."
"Hi, Jack, how's tricks?"
"At first I said something like, 'She's fine, how's Agnes' but he
didn't notice. He'd just laugh and go off...
"He would."
"Yep. 'Hi, Jack, how's tricks' Rest of the TV people were a little
screwy, too. Like that nice Miss Lane who's all go-get-em all the
time? She walked in prim and proper as can be, says 'good morning'
just like Lombard, and walks to the elevator like nothing's wrong."
"So?"
"So? Miss Lane don't come in till four in the afternoon, that's so.
She always knew what time it was before. Everybody said 'good
morning,' and that's all. No matter what time of day it was."
"Thanks, Jack," Clark said, walking to the elevators. "I'm sure it's
nothing, just nerves."
"Nerves. I dunno, Mr. Kent, I always said of all those screwy TV guys
you were the only normal one."
The twentieth floor was naked as a ghost town. Even the wire service
machines were silent. Clark walked into the hall, past the
receptionist.
"Good morning," the girl said.
Clark strode down the hall to his office, passing open doors with a
person at a desk behind each one, hands clasped, eyes front, faces
pleasantly blank. Clark was the most animated, interesting person in
the entire television operation. He greeted the faces behind the open
office doors as he passed them. "Good morning," each one said.
The Master was surely on Earth somewhere. Or near it. Every
television and radio station would be like this by now, every telegraph
and telephone office, its personnel somehow mesmerized. Waiting.
Clark ambled into Steve Lombard's office, sat down, and put his feet up
on the desk.
"Good morning, Clark," Lombard said pleasantly.
"Hi, you dumb jock," Clark answered. "How's tricks?"
"Fine, thank you, and yourself?"
"Nothing new. Had a pretty good vacation, just flew in from Vega.
Fought off an army of rocket-powered robots and saved a planet from
blowing up this morning before breakfast."
"That's nice."
"Tell me, Steve, you overblown fool, what's everybody waiting around
for?"
"The address."
"Whose address?"
"The Master's."
"When's that?"
"Six P.M. eastern time."
"Am I correct in assuming that he has managed to tie in all media on
the planet to some broadcast facility of his own?"
"I don't know."
"Has he allowed for simultaneous translation over the airwaves using
those language devices everyone on his home planet wears?"
"I don't know."
"Don't know much, do you, Grizzly? Tell me, when he got you all under
his power, did you get to see what he looked like, this mysterious
Master? Did he show you his face on a monitor screen of some sort?"
"He has four arms and a large mustache," Lombard said in a monotone.
"'Gainst his rule need for freedom sure will fade."
"I thought so." Clark leaned back. "By the way, Stevieboy, while I've
got you here, and since we have nearly an hour before the broadcast,
there are some things I've been meaning to tell you."
"Yes, Clark?"
"For example, did you know you were a conceited jerk with delusions of
self-worth?"
"Yes, Clark."
"And that you are quite incapable of feeling much of anything for
anyone but yourself, and so you compensate by being aggressive and
obnoxious?"
"Yes, Clark."
"And that bet we've got going, about the relative appeal of your Bloody
Mary and my mother's special soft drink formula, remember that?"
"Yes, Clark."
"Well, the fix is in. It's rigged, you see, and you're going to be
awfully embarrassed when you can't have enough of my soft drink."
"Yes, Clark."
"Let's see now. What did I leave out ... ?"
In a synchronized orbit 22 thousand miles over the Atlantic Ocean the
Master and his slaves made a final check of the content of the Master's
broadcast. It would do the job, the Master concluded.
At precisely 6 P.M. Eastern Time the Master was poised in his warp
vehicle before a sophisticated broadcast camera. He began to speak.
In San Francisco a young woman named Linda Fentiman was watching
television. The picture rolled momentarily as an unfamiliar face came
on the screen and said,
"This is Clark Kent with the WGBS News from Metropolis . . ."
In the Chinese province of Kwangtung a boy named Hua Lo-Feng rode a
bicycle and listened to a small radio strapped to the handlebar as he
heard an unfamiliar voice speak in fluent Cantonese, ". . . today's
lead story concerns the apparent takeover by an alien financier of all
mass communications facilities on Earth . . ."
Over the airport in Johannesburg, South Africa, Charles Belleville, a
French pilot, and Kwame Niiga, a fight controller, were interrupted on
their shortwave communication by a voice they heard speaking
respectively French and Afrikaans, ". . . the alien is a native of the
Vega star system and is reputedly known to Superman, who made this
broadcast possible . . ."
And in telephone conversations all over the world, in languages and
dialects uncounted, conversations were interrupted by ". . . details
later in the show. . . ."
A thunderous crack of sound interrupted Clark Kent's broadcast, and
several feet in front of the reporter, among three dazed technical
workers who were the only people in Studio B with Clark, lights and
smoke of all colors began to swirl.
The colors collected and hardened into the form of Towbee, the minstrel
from space, his once elfin face twisted with determination and rage.
"I am the Master," Towbee said, "and I assume you are prepared to
die." He had no disguise to drop but his madness.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: THEME NUMBER 3
SIGNIFICANT AND ENDURING THEME NUMBER 3
WAR
Humans were generally eager to go to war because they would rather
die early among their friends than live with the prospect of dying
alone.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 34
Chapter 34
IN MY FATHER'S EYES
Before anything else happened, Clark heat-beamed all communications
lines out of the studio and he sucked most of the oxygen from the room
so that the three dazed technicians fell unconscious.
"Let us reason this out," Towbee said as he raised the hands of two
arms. "I am the product of scores of races and nearly a thousand
cultures, I am one of the most sophisticated and powerful individuals
in the Galaxy, I have powers and abilities beyond your imagination.
You, on the other hand, are reputedly the most formidable and
resourceful single being known to inhabit the Milky Way in thousands of
years; in legendary exploits recounted in dialects of every star that
has spawned intelligence you have not suffered a significant defeat
since the destruction of your home world; your coming was foretold by
the prophet Sonnabend himself."
"If you say so," Clark responded.
"On the basis of that alone, there is probably an even chance for
either of us to defeat the other."
"A gambler friend of mine says fifty-fifty is good odds."
"But," the alien pointed one of his four index fingers, "that selfsame
prophet also predicted my own coming, a hybrid born to Vega with an
empire based on trade, you will remember. There is no doubt that I am
the being of whom Sonnabend spoke. The time to which he referred has
come, and I am the only hybrid on Vega whose intelligence and authority
are even close to that of a potential ruler. This prophet whose words
have for billions of years proved flawless has said I will defeat all
opposition, even your own. When you take that added factor into
account, good Superman, would it not seem prudent to forget your
bravado and join my service?"
"Your reasoning is as flawless as Sonnabend's prophesies, Towbee."
Clark Kent walked out from behind his anchor desk. "But we shall see
just how flawless that actually is."
The reporter flexed every boulder-shaped muscle on the surface of his
body and the anchorman's conservative blue suit ripped and unraveled in
a hundred places until there were just loose threads falling all over
the floor around the breathtaking figure of Superman.
Towbee was braced for the attack as the Man of Steel dived unexpectedly
past the minstrel at the two cameramen and the sound technician who lay
on the floor behind him. Superman snapped up the technician and one
cameraman and whisked them away from the brewing battle, into the
partitioned audience section that is used only when Studio B is
transformed from newsroom to variety show set.
Towbee had no idea that the hero's vaunted respect for life extended so
far as to hinder his own performance in the face of an enemy. The
alien used the free millisecond to his advantage, dancing a finger over
certain keys of his instrument to shoot a bolt of light at the skull of
the remaining cameraman who lay dazed on the news set.
As Superman dropped the two unconscious men into padded audience chairs
and began to turn around, he had to decide (1) what he had to do to
defeat Towbee and (2) how Towbee proposed to defeat him. The second
question was clear by the time Superman was fully turned to face the
studio proper where the villain stood.
His momentum through the air was already building when in his path,
between himself and the malevolent clown, a hole opened in the very
fabric of space and there was no way Superman could avoid careening
into it with the speed of a Jovian tornado. He would be lost somewhere
in the infinite folds of time and space and for all his powers—if
wherever he found himself he would have any powers—he could never find
his way back home. In mid-flight he whipped the cape from his back.
He whirled the red stretchable cloth over his head as he flew across
the scant feet separating him from oblivion. The indestructible fabric
twisted and spun like a flag in a cyclone, but it held. It stretched
the length and breadth of the huge room, slicing through wall consoles
and two television cameras, over the hole in space around the throat of
the trap-setter on the other side, and as Superman fell headlong at the
void the startled Towbee yanked on the cape with a neck and four arms
mighty beyond their appearance, pulling the last son of Krypton back to
the plane of Earth and flinging him through a battery of monitors and
the wall of the studio as well.
Superman lay on his back in the director's control room, still
clutching his cape in his right fist, his eyes closed with
unconsciousness for the merest fraction of an instant. He opened them
to see a dozen red thunderbolts streaking out of Towbee's image
machine, directly at his head. Superman sprang upward and flew, his
back scraping the ceiling, over, under, around the flashes near
lightspeed. The villain was his now. He would get close enough to
overpower him with sheer might like a veteran boxer momentarily snowed
by a quick opponent's flashy tricks, but who managed to weather them
all. Two fists clenched together, the indestructible cape still
trailing behind them like a truck's danger signal. There was no
gimmick the alien could juggle from his instrument in time. As he
tumbled at the enemy Superman glanced at the dimensional rip still
dangling in the air; the remaining dazed cameraman was halfway into it.
Superman altered his direction, missing Towbee, snatching the
cameraman's leg in the crook of his cape, hoping whatever bizarre laws
prevailed on the other side of the divide would allow the man's return
alive. They did. The hero whisked the man toward his colleagues in
the rows of seats, flying slowly enough so that the man's skin would
not burn with friction, slowly enough to give him a chance to claw up
the cape and slam an elbow into Superman's steely face, crushing the
elbow hopelessly.
Towbee had obviously done something to the man's mind while Superman
wasn't looking. He was fighting like a trapped animal, cracking his
knuckles on Superman's chest, mashing his toes into his legs, and
Superman could not stop him from hurting himself while he got the man
to his seat. The man was not thinking; no one in the entire television
operation had been capable of thought since Towbee's takeover of the
broadcast media. The mortal must be driven by nervous energy and
Towbee's impulses to him.
With the skill of an acupuncturist Superman ran a diamond-hard
fingernail down the cameraman's spinal cord. The man fell limp, his
central nervous system temporarily paralyzed. When Superman turned
back to Towbee's direction, the door through space was gone, but
Superman faced his father Jor-El.
The images of Towbee's instrument took on the character of the
original, along with whatever other traits the musician cared to add.
The figure of hardened smoke and light standing beside the only
television camera still intact was Jor-El, over seven feet tall, and
his eyes brimming with disdain.
"No son of mine flies all over the Universe looking for trouble to
meddle in," and Jor-El flung up a powerful Kryptonian arm to swat his
son through the divider to the audience where he landed, squashing four
seats as he ruptured the floor.
Around him Superman heard titters, then chuckles, then laughter, then
guffaws, then he opened his eyes and he was surrounded, in the
audience, by three hundred Towbees, sitting and laughing as if at a
Marx Brothers routine, but laughing at him. Superman. Little Kal-El.
"Let that be a lesson to you," Jor-El said, standing bigger that life
in front of the audience section, ignoring the raucous laughter of the
Towbee forms. Which one was real?
"What do you want?" the dazed, disoriented Superman squeaked as he got
up, bottom first in the manner of a small boy.
"I want you to apologize, and then go to your room," Jor-El boomed as
hundreds of Towbees cackled, clouding Superman's mind. "I want you to
go right to your room."
Jor-El pointed in the direction of a small swirling point in front of
Superman's face. A point that stretched and enlarged and became
another doorway to somewhere in time and space. Kal-El's room?
"I'm sorry, Daddy."
The form and the voice were those of Jor-El. Superman even heard the
words in the Kryptonese language that only he remembered, but could
these really be the words of Jor-El?
Superman was standing, listing to either side like an embarrassed child
wishing he would fall into the floor. Jor-El must be really angry to
talk like that, but angry at what? Was it Jor-El who should be angry?
"Why did you send me away!" the man-child in red and blue suddenly
screamed.
"To your room."
"You sent me away. You never came and got me again. I was hungry that
whole time. I didn't want to go. You sent me away and there was noise
and it got dark and I couldn't get to sleep because I was scared and I
cried. Why did you send me away?"
"You ungrateful little brat."
Three hundred Towbees laughed.
"I had my reasons," Jor-El boomed, "and they are not for you to
question. To your room." He pointed at the growing hole to oblivion.
It was an order. He must obey it. Why?
He was little Kal-El, and he must listen to his father.
He was timid Clark Kent, and he must pay attention to all authority
figures.
He was a failed hero, about to be overcome by someone stronger.
No.
He was Superman, by God. Towbee, Superman realized, Towbee wasn't one
of those round huffing little figures in the audience. Towbee was
there—in front of him—urging him to his doom—dressed in the form of his
father.
There was an evil in this place and for all he had ever been or hoped
to be, Superman was going to defeat that evil.
That was the last coherent thought he had.
Later, gradually, Superman remembered seeing himself spring up at the
false form of his father like a bolt of nova light. Never in his life
had Superman felt his physical self so dominate his being. There was a
moment in a swirl of colors, smoke and light kicking around the room in
a manic nonsensical pattern. The whole thing was over in a time too
short to measure.
The next thing he clearly saw was his father's face, with Superman's
own hands clenched around the throat, fading into that of the space
minstrel. And he heard a voice.
"You have done well, Kal-El. Your job is through."
He ignored the voice. It was all he was capable of doing at this
moment, as his mind floated back to the control of his muscles.
"Loosen your grip, Kal-El. You may hurt him permanently, and you do
not do that. We can deal with him now."
He loosened his grip, and the hybrid being lay on the floor of what
remained in the studio. Superman looked in the direction of the soft
hand that held his shoulder. It was the Old-Timer. He knew it was
really the Old-Timer. There was no doubt.
"You have done well, my son."
"I'm not your son."
"My friend. You have broken the eight-billion-year run of Sonnabend's
prophesies. If not for you, dire predictions of Galactic calamity
beginning at this time and place would surely have come true. But you
have stemmed the disastrous flow of history, and we stand on the
threshold of an age undreamed of by any prophet. There certainly will
be a long struggle ahead, but the forces of good now have a chance to
prevail. The Galaxy thanks you, Kal-El, and welcomes you to the ranks
of its greatest heroes."
Superman was beginning to understand. Not quite, but he was
beginning. He remembered a piece of an old line and said to the former
Guardian, "If there is a place and work for me, then I am ready." He
thought a moment, "Lincoln said that, didn't he?"
"Yes," the Old-Timer said, "Lincoln."
Superman looked up at the wall of the studio and realized he would have
to repair it and see to that cameraman's broken bones. A wall clock
that was still running told him that since Towbee entered the studio a
minute and twenty seconds had passed.
On the roof of the Galaxy Building the Black Widow landed. Lex Luthor
stepped out in his full outlandish costume and walked to the stairway
door that the Old-Timer had left open for him.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 35
Chapter 35
RESTORATION
His voice was rich and authoritative; his face inspired trust, a symbol
of honor and justice even to those who had made themselves his
adversaries. Superman was certainly the most suitable host possible
for this particular worldwide multilingual broadcast.
"When I snap my fingers it is your signal that I have finished my
message. You will then slip from this hypnotic state into normal
sleep. You will nap until you feel rested and you will remember only
that part of these experiences about which you feel comfortable. When
you wake up you will do so freely and easily and you will feel fine
about everything that has happened today, you will have no lingering
effects from these events. I will count down from three and snap my
fingers. Three, two, one . . ."
"I appreciate the help, Lex. Really," the Kryptonian said as Luthor
shut down the color television camera. The lately pardoned felon
served as engineer and technical adviser, combining his knowledge of
broadcast hardware with Superman's computer-like mind to reconstruct
Towbee's massive communications network in less than an hour so that
the hero could address the dazed media employees around the Earth. The
two would make their peace with the unions later.
"Say no more, Noodles. See you around."
"You going somewhere?"
"No, actually I thought I'd wait around here for the world to wake up
so some rookie cop could give me a ticket for double-parking my star
cruiser."
"You've got a full Presidential pardon now. What are you going to do
with it?"
"I'm planning on settling down, getting a house in the suburbs, joining
the Rotary and the PTA. How should I know what I'm going to do?"
"There must be something on your mind."
"Right now I'm going to get that contraption off the roof and back to
the Modern Art Museum where it belongs when it's not flying through
space. What should I be doing?"
"Well, there is the Einstein document that's still not accounted for.
I suppose I'll have to go back to Oric and look for it."
"Listen, standing around shooting the breeze with you is my second
favorite pastime, but those technicians all over the studio floor are
starting to come out of their trances and your reporter friend Kent is
liable to turn up here any minute and I don't feel like granting any
interviews just now. I'll take the elevator to the roof."
"I'll drop you." Superman swept the scientist off his feet and before
he could catch a cold Luthor found himself standing in front of his
arachnoid spacecraft. "What's first?" Superman asked.
"First?"
"You told me your second favorite pastime. What's first?"
"Having an unclean yak sit on my dinner."
"Johnny Carson, 1967."
"Right. I forgot about your total recall. Well, see you around,
physical one."
"Can I give the Black Widow a boost?"
"No, I'll just roll it off the rooftop. It's got enough energy stored
up to get back to the museum courtyard on its own. Bye."
"Sure you're not up to getting that document back from Oric?
Philistine hands, you called them, didn't you?"
"I've had enough of that alien nonsense for a while. There's probably
nothing much the old fiddler could've said I don't already know,
anyhow. That stuff the Master thought about Einstein's finding a way
to trisect an angle is a lot of hokum. I'll be going now."
"Have a good trip," Superman said and stood there as if expecting
something.
Luthor thought of asking him if he's leaving or posing for the pigeons,
but he didn't pursue it. Luthor opened the dome of the Black Widow's
bubble, climbed in, and as he began closing the dome Superman hopped
off the side of the building and vanished from sight.
The Black Widow needed only a few seconds to warm up. Luthor raised
the sails and soaked solar energy before he pulled them back in, rolled
the arms tightly against the bubble and shifted his own weight inside
so that the mechanism rolled over and tumbled toward the edge of the
roof and off. Less than halfway down the side of the 70-story
building, while the sails were still unfurling, the vehicle stopped
itself, started upward and instead of continuing to rise, froze
motionless 350 feet over Governor's Plaza.
Luthor pressed buttons. Turned dials. Took readings. He threw open
the dome of the bubble and leaped out, jet boots hissing his anger, as
he flew at the huge red-and-blue-costumed figure holding the craft over
his head like Atlas supporting the world.
"What the flying moonballs do you think you're doing?" Luthor said it
in under half a second.
"Taking you in. Sorry old man."
"This is private property, Creepo. Get your filthy ,alien mitts off
it. I'm a citizen now. I've got rights."
"Don't huff at me, Luthor. The document is stashed in its lead case in
the pillow under your pilot seat. The same pillow I was lying on in my
interrogation cell on Oric. I've known that since you landed. I also
figured out on the way back to Earth that what the Master wanted from
me was the knowledge of the written Kryptonese language, the language
in which Einstein wrote that letter. I figured that out from the
dreams I had when I was under interrogation. I also figured out that
you knew that from the inquiries you made of your robot computer. I've
been giving you the benefit of the doubt all this time, hoping you'd
break down and give it back."
"So you've got me on a charge the pardon didn't cover. You have more
smarts than I gave you credit for."
"I always did. That's where you've generally gone wrong."
"Well, I'm not going to go wrong this time—" Luthor poised a fisted
right glove in Superman's direction, about to press the button on the
second knuckle to unleash whatever fearsome weapon it controlled.
"Hold it, Luthor. Let's reason this out."
"Talk fast, hero."
"We're hovering here a few hundred feet over the city," Superman said
no faster than he felt like talking. "You've got more crazy gadgets
lining your outfit than a stage magician, and I don't know what most of
them are. On top of that, I'm holding this flier of yours with both
hands and I'll be careful of it because it will be necessary as
evidence. On the other hand, I've still got my super powers and
they've always been able to defeat you one-on-one before. On the basis
of that alone, I'll be liberal and give you an even chance of winning
out over me. Agreed?"
"So far."
"Now, add to that the fact that I'm pretty much still flushed with a
victory over a would-be despot whose coming was apparently foretold
eight billion years ago. I just knocked off the prediction of a guy
who's had a perfect win-loss record since the beginning of recorded
time. Unless you suppose I'm going to let a mere mortal with a funny
costume that isn't even as good as mine ruin my day, I suggest you
forget the bravado and give yourself up."
In the final analysis Lex Luthor was, after all, a creature of reason,
not heroics. Superman had some hope that the brilliant scientist would
wait at the Pocantico State Correctional Facility until his trial for
the relatively minor crime of concealing the document. With the hero's
testimony a case could probably be made that this was a crime of
passion, the theft of an artifact from the life of an idol and not a
cold-blooded criminal act.
But Luthor would not stand still waiting for any court proceedings.
Within the familiar confines of prison, the familiar behavior patterns
would find their way home.
STRANGE VISITOR!
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: CHAPTER 36
Chapter 36
THE GIFT
The inoffensively handsome face would speak to a worldwide television
audience for the second time in the past day. In a conference room in
the Galaxy Building Clark Kent looked remarkably ill at ease as his
colleagues from newspapers and broadcast news departments on three
continents questioned him about the extraordinary broadcast of
yesterday evening. Superman was unavailable, of course; Luthor was the
last one to see him and the criminal had requested that he be placed in
solitary confinement until the whole affair blew over. So Clark Kent
was famous today.
"I simply happened to be caught at the culmination of a series of
events," Clark shrugged. "It's in my contract, I can show you if you
want to see it, it says I can take my six-week vacation in increments
on as little as twenty-four hours' notice. I told my director Mr.
Coyle that I would be gone for two weeks last Saturday shortly after
the taping of an interview show I produce."
The reporter from Newark spoke up. "We're not giving you any
third-degree, Clark, even though you're an outrageously overpaid
anchorman and you were only actually gone a week and a half and you
always seem to pick up on the biggest stories around for no apparent
reason except bum luck. Just kidding."
"What we would like to do, actually," this was the London Time's
Metropolis correspondent speaking now, "is find out precisely why it
was that Superman chose you to preempt this alien potentate's planned
hypnotic broadcast."
"I was the only one in the building at the time who could pass
unnoticed through the news department here, and since I was just
getting back from vacation, I wasn't around during the time Towbee the
alien took control of the minds of everyone else here at Galaxy
Broadcasting and everyone controlling TV and telephone and radio
facilities all over the world. I just slipped through the alien's
guard during his one weak moment. If Superman hadn't spotted me here
before one of Towbee's agents did, the population of Earth might be
mobilized on the way to conquer Alpha Centauri right now, and all the
stars clearly visible to the naked eye at night might be physically
disconnected from the gravity of the rest of the Galaxy. And Superman
might be no more than a historical fact. My role in the whole thing
was just that of Superman's tool to take the would-be conqueror
off-guard."
Lois Lane stuck her head in the door of the conference room. "Clark,
it's time for you to see Mr. Edge."
"Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, it seems I'm an important person just
now."
Edge arranged for himself and Clark to tape a joint statement about the
previous day's extraordinary events for showing on Galaxy Broadcasting
affiliates only. Clark would say how scared he was, and Edge would read
telegrams from the President and the Secretary-General of the United
Nations thanking Superman, wherever he was, for being a hero. First
Clark and Lois had to get past Steve Lombard to the elevators.
"Hey, Clarkie, we've got a bet going. Whatcha doing for lunch, Lois?"
"Something else."
"I set it all up for after the news tonight. Jimmy Olsen, Lola
Barnett, and Pelé are going to judge my Bloody Mary against your
mother's wonderful soft drink. How about supper, Lois?"
"Sorry, I'm going to be busy filing my nails tonight. Why are these
elevators so slow?"
"I'd ask you to have dinner with me tomorrow, Babe, but Clark's gonna
owe me a banquet at Tudor's after I win the bet, aintcha, Clarkie?"
In the elevator on the way up to the 36th floor Clark felt for the
little lump in his jacket pocket. It was a vial of a liquid spice for
which he had traded a diamond chip on Oric. A drop of it added to a
pail of mop water would make the liquid irresistible to the human
palate. Imagine what it would do with the already ineffable taste of
Mrs. Kent's soft drink mixture. Steve didn't have a chance. Clark had
been busy making statements to police and reporters and Galaxy
executives, signing papers and affidavits and that sort of nonsense
since the world woke up again the night before. Superman could avoid
such clerical madness simply by flying away, but Clark couldn't.
Still, he declined to go home when Morgan Edge offered him the rest of
the week off. Instead Edge ordered a cot set up in Clark's office and
told his star anchorman to get some sleep before the broadcast of the
evening news.
The most powerful man on Earth was alone at last behind the locked door
of Clark Kent's office. Hidden from the world, he slid the flat leaden
case out of his bottom desk drawer and ran a diamond-hard fingernail
around the edge. Inside were just a few pages handwritten in
Kryptonese. He read them.
Dear Kal-El,
I congratulate you on reading this message. It seems that you have
grown up and almost certainly done great things with your special
abilities. I must first thank your father, through you, for the
remarkable gift of your Kryptonese language. The planting of
knowledge in full bloom inside the brain is most stimulating,
though I understand it will last only a few more days and I must
not bore you with an old man's capricious discoveries.
Your father Jor-El wanted very much for you to be raised in a
virtuous environment and for that reason, unknown to you, I was
aware of your impending arrival on our humble Earth several hours
before you landed . . .
There it was, written in Kryptonese, in ink that had dried years before
anyone on Earth, to Superman's knowledge, had ever heard of the planet
Krypton. Written at a time when the very notion of life of any sort on
another world - let alone life with pretensions to intelligence—was
considered to be a speculative metaphor at best. And written by the
possessor of the most celebrated intellect of this most fabulous
century.
Einstein wrote of the exhilaration he felt at being spoken to in the
Universal language of scientists, the language of mathematics, when the
navigational unit transmitted mentally the trajectory of the infant
Kal-El's rocket. From the information imprinted on the physicist's
brain by the navigation unit's telepathic recording he was easily able
to calculate the time and place of the landing. He explained:
You see, your father had the very best of intentions when he
pleaded with me to raise you as my own son. I would certainly have
wanted to do so, but I believe I made the right decision in simply
seeing to it that you were intercepted by those fine people
Jonathan and Martha Kent.
I inferred from Jor-El's telepathic message that he put great store
in virtue, and also that the greatest virtue, to a Kryptonian, was
intelligence. I learned that as a matter of course Krypton was
ruled by a council of esteemed scientists, that the most revered
individuals on your native world were those whose lives were
concerned with creativity. The theorists, the artists, the poets,
the inventors. It is not quite that way here on Earth, I
realized. Our ethical system places kindness and honesty above
all, not achievement. Simply by being who you were, your life was
certain to be one of great achievement. I reasoned that if you
were to grow to manhood among us it would be a much better idea for
your greatest influences, you foster parents, to be individuals who
were wealthy not in achievement and intellect necessarily, but in
the kindness and honesty and unshakable goodness which we here on
Earth have valued so highly in the scant years of our civilization.
I thought of my children as I received Jor-El's message and I gave
thanks that they had a fine mother rich in those virtues. So I
determined to go to Smallville as your father requested, but not to
adopt you myself . . .
As he read the story of how Einstein happened upon the Kents in Sam
Culler's hardware shop, the Man of Steel refused to recognize the
existence of some moisture around his eyes. That was a trait he had
picked up on Earth.
He realized how directly the events of his life came to this time and
place. He realized that for the first time he now knew the whole story
of his own life. He realized how much his father had done for him, how
Jor-El had with deliberation and brilliance given the Universe a
superman.
I have read that orphans like yourself are often plagued with
self-doubt, wondering if their parents would really approve of the
way they conduct their lives. Occasionally, I understand, people
such as yourself even resent their parents for not being there to
guide them. I hope that this little note helps to assuage whatever
of those doubts you may feel.
For myself, I am content. I have learned that as I have always
suspected, there are miraculous doings across the Universe and that
there is much yet to be discovered. I confess that before your
father's navigational device disintegrated several days ago I could
not begin to understand its mechanism. That is just as well, it
would be best for us to make our discoveries in order one at a
time. I thank you for joining us on Earth, Kal-El, and I will
always regard you as an almost son.
Best,
A. Einstein
The man with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men
sometimes wondered why he was so attached to this small world and its
scurrying inhabitants. In moments like these, though, he understood.
Nowhere had he seen greater valor than in these four billion humans who
cried as easily as they laughed, who cheated as they were cheated, who
seemed bound unbreakably to a tiny clump of water and dirt careening
endlessly around a dwarf star, yet dared to dream of God.
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: EPILOGUE
EPILOGUE
The scribe recorded the words of Sonnabend the prophet. Words that
would be preserved for eternity by the immortal Guardians, a collection
of verses to guide the righteous across the eons.
Not for billions of years, by earth measure, would the words of the
particular verses he now recorded apply. But when the time came, they
would certainly prove true:
Star Child will leave a deathworld
For the System of the Rings;
Where the child will grow to legend
As his life the singer sings.
When the conqueror wants his secret
With the Star Child he'll contend;
As the legend strains all glory
An arm's freedom he'll defend.
As he recorded these particular verses a small shudder rattled the time
around the scribe....
LAST SON OF KRYPTON: THEME NUMBER 4
SIGNIFICANT AND ENDURING THEME NUMBER 4
THE INFINITE
Humans once believed that God's love moved the planets and stars.
In their quest for the nature of God's love, humans learned that
the conspiracy of certain forces, to which they gave names like
gravitation, momentum and equilibrium, was actually responsible for
the movements of the planets and stars.
Ultimately, everything in the physical universe derived energy from
the motion of sub-atomic particles.
In the year that Earth humans designated as 1927, an Earth human
named Heisenberg articulated a principle that held, essentially,
that the motion of sub-atomic particles was random and
unpredictable.
God's love moved the sub-atomic particles.