MIRACLE MONDAY: JOURNAL ENTRY
The Journal
My typing speed is up to fifty-two words per minute. My accent,
according to the ancient videodisc recordings, is virtually flawless.
My grasp of Middle American slang and idioms is, like, solid man. This
studio where I'm living with the fake smog out the window is a real
slice, y'know?
As they used to say (everything these days is as they used to say), I'm
as ready as I'll ever be. Now it's just a matter of convincing my
professors. They'll come around soon enough.
Kristin Wells
1 May, 2857
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 1
Chapter 1
THANKSGIVING
The boy would be ready, Jonathan Kent decided, when he was able to feel
pain.
Jonathan had already awakened his wife Martha three or four times this
night with his tossing and turning, but she had not been awake enough
any of those times either to stay awake or to notice why she had
awakened. This time, when Jonathan screamed a shrill, horrible scream,
she was awake enough.
"My land, Jonathan! What is it?"
He screamed again, catching the sound short in his throat as he woke
himself up.
"Jonathan! Oh dear, please wake up, Jonathan."
He grabbed at his pillow, tensed his muscles, slowly let them go.
"Jonathan? Are you all right, Jonathan? Won't you please wake up?"
"I'm awake, I'm awake. I don't think I ever want to go to sleep
again."
"What a horrid thing to say. I've never known you to have bad dreams
before."
"I've never had a dream this bad before."
"Do you want to tell me about it?" She no more wanted to hear about it
than she wanted to stay awake any longer, but she was ready to comfort
her husband back into sleep.
"Don't even want to tell me about it. Go back to sleep, Martha."
"Good night, Jonathan."
"Good night, dear."
But Jonathan had to tell himself about it. It was more than a dream, of
course. It was the future—the real future—and not distant at all. He
repeated it in his mind over and over until he tortured himself with
the experience, tortured himself into coming up with a solution.
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It had begun this past afternoon, Thanksgiving Day, with the turkey.
Jonathan had stopped raising livestock for slaughter a few years ago,
soon after he and Martha had adopted little Clark. Martha bought this
turkey from young Maynard Stone whose father, James Stone the bank
president, had thought it was a better idea for his son to go into the
backyard turkey-breeding business than to simply give his son an
allowance. Maynard, nearly grown now, was a good boy, taking care of
his father with turkey money through the banker's long illness.
Martha brought the kicking and gobbling turkey home and nine-year-old
Clark helped his mother by snapping the bird's neck and plucking its
feathers in the twinkling of an eye. Sarah Lang and her young daughter
Lana came to the Kent farm for Thanksgiving dinner because Professor
Martin Lang was off in Yucatan or the Sinai Desert or Thailand or
somewhere on one of his archaeological digs. Martin called the farm at
dinnertime from wherever he was to say hi and happy Thanksgiving, and
Sarah told him it was the best-tasting dinner she had ever had. For
all Jonathan knew it may have been. He was not enjoying himself.
All through the meal Martha went on about what a good boy Clark was and
what a help he had been. Of course, she left out certain facts in her
approbation. Clark had, for example, dressed and stuffed the bird in
four seconds, including time out to ask Martha whether she wanted thyme
in the stuffing. Also, when the bird was not done in time, Clark had
finished roasting it with heat vision. And through it all, Jonathan
had trouble noticing how good everything tasted because something was
bothering him about the bird, about his wife, about the smiling faces
of his neighbors and his compliment-collecting son.
That part of the dream was real, from the past afternoon and evening.
The rest of the dream took place in the future, but it was also real:
Sometime during the next few years a pair of bored, broke adventurers
in diving suits tried to rob the Smallville branch of the Heartland
Bank and Trust Company. The event in progress was broadcast over a
police-band radio in Jonathan Kent's general store, the store Jonathan
was planning to buy when he sold the farm later this year. Lana Lang
was in the store at the time, and Jonathan covered for young Clark by
asking him to go to the basement and bring up a package from storage.
Clark brought back no package. Clark was Superboy, and this was the
day he would tell the world he had arrived.
Clark stripped to the costume he wore under his street clothes, the
costume Jonathan and Martha had made for him from the unraveled
material of the blankets in which, as an infant, Clark had come to
Earth. He dove through the tunnel he had built from the basement of
the store to a wooded area. He found the robbers jumping into a lake
from a pier outside of town. Police in their cars were unable to
follow them into the water.
Superboy plopped out of the sky into the lake and spotted the pair
merrily plowing through deep murk, breathing their canned air. The boy
knifed through the water and gripped steely hands around a pair of
aluminum air tanks. He punctured both tanks in five places. The air
rushed out, and a minute later—fifty-nine seconds after police and
onlookers saw the not-yet-familiar red-and-blue streak pop straight up
into the sky in a spout and a swirl—people saw the corpses of the pair
of drowned bank robbers surface in a dead man's float until the police
could fish their blue bodies from the lake.
Superboy's work was not done. Up, up and away through the sky he flew.
In a nearby national forest preserve a timber wolf was menacing a
forest ranger. The ranger held an empty rifle in one hand and reached
for the door of the truck with the other. The ranger had scared the
wolf into growling at arm's distance while he had edged twelve feet to
the truck. His fingertips reached the truck door. Then, deliberately
and with no quick moves, he would position himself. In one motion he
would leap into the cab and slam the door closed. The window on this
side was shut, the wolf couldn't get in. He would slam on his pedal
and leave the beast behind. He would make it now. He knew it.
A red-and-blue gust of wind swept down from the sky and left the
animal, its jaw shattered like a dropped piece of pottery, dead on the
forest floor. Superboy stopped to introduce himself and shake hands
with the bewildered ranger, then soared off.
On the other side of the preserve there was a drought, the only one in
the country that year. Farmers were losing their wheat crops, hundreds
of thousands of acres. Superboy plowed a system of trenches and canals
through the area, linking it with the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers,
irrigating the countryside for all time, or until the rivers choked
themselves with silt and waste, whichever came first. Fallow land
would bloom again. The boy stopped to make a statement to the press.
In Minneapolis there was a little blind girl undergoing a brain
operation. The tumor that had sat against her optic nerve and made her
blind since the age of eight months had begun to grow, and it had to
come out. The supervising neurosurgeon had delivered the child six
years earlier in a stalled elevator, the only delivery he had made
since he was an intern. Now he had to save her life. He was as
nervous as he had ever been. It was he who had made the decision not
to remove the tumor when it made the girl blind. There was about one
chance in a hundred that her brain would survive this operation. The
doctor guided a tiny scalpel past her optic nerve in order to separate
the tumor from the bone tissue it touched, and then he remembered that
this little girl whose skull lay open under his hand was someone he
loved. His fingers were going to shake. He knew it. The scalpel
vanished from his hand.
Suddenly, beside the neurosurgeon, there stood a handsome black-haired
boy, maybe thirteen years old, dressed in a bizarre red-and-blue
costume with an odd pentagonal red-and-yellow emblem on his chest. In
the moment the doctor and his surgery team looked on without knowing
what to do, Superboy cleanly vaporized the deadly growth and with a
puff of air he cooled the space where it had been. Six days from now,
for the first time since her infancy, the girl would be able to see.
Superboy told the doctors and the hospital's publicity department who
he was and what he had done, and he called the neurosurgeon a bumbling
incompetent in front of his colleagues.
Superboy crashed through virgin forests to help build roads or dig
mines. For the good of society he dropped tyrants, heinous criminals
and chronic speeders into volcanoes. He was a weekend guest at the
White House where he suggested that the president make him de facto
Commander in Chief of all American military forces, since, according to
Superboy, he would be in charge of everything soon enough anyway. The
president considered the expediency of this.
Jonathan Kent knew about kryptonite. No one had yet given a name to
the glowing green stone that the boy once closed up in a lead tube and
buried under a corner of the Kents' old barn. No one knew it was a
fragment of the exploded planet Krypton, the lost world of the boy's
birth. All anyone knew was that one day, when Clark was about four or
five, there was a splash of meteors in the sky over the farm. The boy
decided to dart into the sky and see if he could catch one of the fiery
rocks before they all fizzled into nothingness with air friction.
Thirty miles over the farm the child caught hundreds of them in the
little red cape of his playsuit. The biggest one was the size of a
baseball. Mostly they were cosmic gravel. But as he tied the ends of
his cape into a hobo knot, he felt dizzy and lost the power of flight;
it was all he could do, as he fell to Earth, to catch currents of air
and point himself in the direction of home. Martha heard a thud in the
back of the house and found her son at the bottom of a ten-foot hole,
threw the cape and the meteorites away and dragged the child into the
house where, almost immediately, he woke up crying.
The next morning Jonathan took the boy out to the barn, where he had
laid out the rocks. Some of them looked quite remarkable: one was
orange striated with blue; another was melted and bubbled with friction
on one side and solid as granite on the other, as though someone had
thrown a knuckleball at Earth's atmosphere; the shape of one looked to
Clark like the bill of a duck.
One, the size and shape of a big marble, was undistinguished except for
the fact that it glowed slightly in a dull green color. It was the
radiation of that stone that made the boy fall down again in the barn.
That was years ago, and no one had talked much since then about what
the stone might be. Maybe the boy had forgotten about it.
Now—Jonathan dreamed—Superboy was already being worshipped as a messiah
by people who should know better. Superboy should know better. Soon he
would take the power of the life and death of the planet into his
hands. He was a boy—no more than a boy, with a boy's emotions, a boy's
caprices, a boy's lack of restraint—with the power of the gods of
fable.
The man certainly did not want to kill his son. Father's do not kill
their sons. He did not even want to punish him. He only wanted to talk
to him—to make him listen, the way a boy ought to listen to his father.
But when Jonathan drove out to the old barn that night and took three
shovelfuls of dirt out of the corner where the lead-encased meteorite
was buried, the shovel hit something solid the fourth time it sliced
the earth, and Jonathan shuddered.
What was he nervous about? Clark hadn't buried the meteorite that
shallowly; the shovel had hit a rock, that was all. Jonathan pulled
the shovel out and chopped into the ground a few inches away: it hit
something again. Another rock, probably.
Then, what should have been a rock under the shovel pushed the blade up
out of the ground, shook off some dirt, and the rock became a sooty
hand at the end of a blue sleeve. The arm shoved itself out of the dirt
and pushed at the shovel, throwing Jonathan to the ground. And
following the arm out of the earth was the body to which it was
attached—the figure of Jonathan's adopted son Clark, in his
red-and-blue flying suit—the boy the world knew and feared as Superboy.
The boy glared at the man, raised the shovel over his head like a
broadsword.
Jonathan screamed, "I wasn't going to—"
That was all he had a chance to say before the shovel came at
Jonathan's face: he screamed, Martha shook him awake.
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Jonathan was too pumped with adrenaline to do any more sleeping that
night. He knew what he had to do in the morning; then he remembered
that he did not have to wait until morning. Clark did not sleep more
than an hour or so each night, and Jonathan suspected Clark only did
that to be polite.
Jonathan groped for his glasses, draped his robe over him, shivered
until he found his slippers. He padded down the hall to Clark's room
and was about to knock on the door when the boy said, "Come on in, Pa."
Jonathan found the boy sitting at his desk with a plastic microscope
from a Gilbert Science Set, and for an instant the man was scared
again. He told himself that, at least for the moment, his experience
was only a dream. "What're you up to, Clark?"
"Look in here." Clark slid the microscope along the desk toward
another chair.
The boy's desk was an L-shaped affair in the corner of the room. It
was a combination of an old office-style desk on the wall facing the
window, and a long butcher-block platform that used to be the kitchen
counter against the adjoining wall. "What am I looking at?" Jonathan
asked as he peered through the lenses.
"A cross section of a grasshopper's nerve ganglia."
"Umm."
Clark thought the old man was somehow nervous. He looked into his
father's eyes and thought they were uncommonly dry. That was probably
only because it was so late, Clark decided. "It's magnified forty
times," Clark told his father.
"How do you know it's the . . . nerve ganglia?"
"I dissected him myself with my fingernails and my microscopic vision.
Now watch."
Jonathan watched Clark as the boy held up two empty microscopic slides,
one next to each of his eyes, to act as reflectors. He faced the shaft
of the microscope and told his father to look at the grasshopper now.
"Bigger," Jonathan said, "lots bigger. Is that the same thing I was
looking at a moment ago?"
"Yeah. Watch it now."
As Jonathan looked at the insect's nerve tissue, Clark continued to
stare at the microscope with some intensity, gradually bringing
together the outer edges of the slides. As he did this, the object at
which Jonathan was looking seemed to grow, to become more detailed.
Jonathan had to cover his left eye with his hand because the right eye
that was peering through the instrument began careening into the
grasshopper's body like a straw into a baler. As Clark diminished the
angle of his reflectors, Jonathan saw a close-up of the animal's nerve
tissue that looked like a red-and-orange landscape of another world.
Then closer. He saw a pair of narrow chains running parallel, and
between them was a red gully made up of some sort of pulsing, viscous
substance.
"See that, Pa? That's the nerve," the little boy's excited alto said.
"It's a single long cell running the entire length of the animal's
body. Now look at this."
Closer still. There was a tiny green triangular object stuck to the
edge of the nerve cell. It got bigger, bigger until Jonathan realized
that this was a separate complex object in itself.
"Know what that is?" Clark asked him.
"No idea. Looks alive, though."
"It is. It's a virus. It's a single molecule of ribonucleic acid
feeding on the grasshopper's nerve cell wall. It doesn't know the
grasshopper's dead yet. What you're looking at is magnified nearly a
hundred thousand times. Pretty good, huh?"
"Not a bad trick, son." Jonathan looked up from the microscope and
rubbed his eyes before he put his glasses back on. "How d'you do it?"
"With my microscopic vision. I figured out how my eyes work. I've got
this weird optic nerve, see? It's got an active mode along with the
passive mode everybody else's optic nerve has, which is why I can
project heat and X rays with my eyes, besides just seeing through them.
Anyway, all I have to do to intensify the magnification of that
microscope is divert the active mode impulse of my—Are you following
this, Pa?"
"Umm—barely, so far," Jonathan Kent answered the nine-year-old child.
"You're likely to lose me any second, though."
"Well, anyway, it's like with these slides I'm projecting what I can
see, like mirrors off the back of my eyeballs. Pretty good, huh?"
"Pretty good. Don't suppose the grasshopper appreciates it much,
though."
"He didn't appreciate the virus either."
"Tell me something, Clark. Couldn't you have done about the same sort
of trick with a chunk of rock or an old tree twig?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean instead of putting a dead thing on your slide."
"Huh?" The boy crinkled his eyebrows for a moment and glanced through
his foster father's eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know stuff like
that bothered you. I just wanted to see what killed the grasshopper,
is all."
"Whuzzat? You didn't kill him?"
"No. And there were grasshoppers all over the cornfield. Well, not
like it was an infestation or anything, but there didn't seem to be any
reason for this one to be dead. It was young, no parts missing, didn't
have any digestion problems I could see. So I took it in here and
found the virus. They're all up and down his nerves. He probably just
twitched to death. Terrible."
"Well now, that's the best news I've heard all day."
"It is?"
"Sure enough."
"Well this virus could get into other grasshoppers. It might be all
over. Could even get at other animals maybe. That's not great news."
"Son," Jonathan Kent said smiling, "when you live around farming and
nature as long as I have, you learn to understand that everything lives
in a balance. Grasshoppers live with corn crops, viruses live with
grasshoppers, even men live with their livestock. All you've got to
remember, being a thinking kind of creature, is not to tamper with the
balance as much as you might be tempted to. Understand, boy?"
Clark looked through his father's eyes again. They were different from
the way they were when Jonathan walked in. They were somehow more
relaxed, moister in the tear ducts. "Yeah, Pa, I think I understand
that."
"I was just thinking about that tonight when I woke up. Wanted to come
in here and tell you."
"Right, Pa."
"Well, good night, Clark. Don't strain those active modes of yours."
"Right. G'night, Pa."
Clark wondered why his father had been so upset when he walked in,
wondered why the little bit he said was so important to him. Clark
tucked his questions into a pocket of his mind, confident that he would
figure out their answers soon enough. For the rest of the night
Jonathan Kent slept like a grizzly in January.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 2
Chapter 2
GRADUATION
The boy grew up in a universe of macrocosm and microcosm. To visit the
other side of the world was, to him, what swinging on a vine across a
creek was for other boys. He could see the unending dramas of
underground ant colony wars and stratospheric weather front
competitions as easily as he saw the mail truck barreling past the farm
into town twice a day. He could alter his visual perceptions to detect
waves on the entire electromagnetic spectrum, seeing alpha particles or
cosmic rays as easily as he saw the visible light - but in colors that
ordinary humans were incapable of imagining.
He could feel the level of the day's sunspot activity when he woke up
in the morning in much the same way that those around him could tell if
it was raining before they opened the shades. He could hold a
conversation in one room while he listened to another one a mile away
and to a radio broadcast as it flew through the air around him in
microwaves.
The world was his playground and campus, superhuman senses his
teachers, the anonymity of the Kent home his womb and protection. He
was alone in all this sense and knowledge, monumentally alone; but less
alone, he realized, than were those other Earthmen, glued to their work
and trapped inside bodies that could do no more than touch the outsides
of other bodies. The boy was alone, but he was never bored.
Jonathan Kent had sold the farm for less than it was worth; bought the
general store in Smallville from old Whizzer Barnes for more than it
was worth; and moved into a little clapboard house he couldn't afford
next to Sarah and Martin Lang. Young Maynard Stone, the former
backyard turkey entrepreneur, was now John M. K. Stone, the chief loan
officer at the Smallville branch of Heartland Bank and Trust. Young
Stone floated a loan to Jonathan for ten years, betting on Clark's
eventual ability to pay it off. That was the way people did business
in Smallville, especially with a man whose smile was as infectious as
Jonathan Kent's.
Clark was thirteen when he sat on the school bus and stared through the
window at the installation ceremony for a new queen bee in a hive four
miles away. Lana sat next to him and talked incessantly about how
incredibly old Clark Gable was starting to look and how she couldn't
understand why her mother said he was such a hunk every time she saw a
picture of him in a magazine and was Clark listening to her?
"Yeah, Lana. Clark Gable's a hunk. Mostly I like his name."
"Oh, Clark, you're always daydreaming. I don't know why I talk to you
at all."
"No, I was listening, Lana. Honest," he said, as the new queen's
nuptial flight carried her above all the drones but one. Clark turned
to look at the girl, taking an instant to notice her incredible red
hair for the seven hundredth and twelfth time, and said, "You said that
he's nearly sixty and his wife at home is pregnant and he's filming a
movie somewhere out of the country with Marilyn Monroe and every woman
your mother's age is drooling for him all the time and you don't see
how his poor wife can handle even looking at a man like that because
he's so old and presumably overrated and outside the country with
Marilyn Monroe and I suppose I agree completely."
Clark smiled the way his father smiled (if people knew he was adopted
they had very likely forgotten by now) and Lana let out a deep breath
and said, "Oh Clark," and the bus driver slammed on his brake.
They were on the Totten Pond Road, on a little hill that was the
highest point for fifty miles, and the window on the right side of the
bus looked out over Smallville. If Clark pointed the fingers of his
right hand upward, with his thumb on the gold-leafed town hall bell
tower and his ring finger at the point of the light blue steeple of the
old Methodist Church, then the span of his hand held the entire town.
Clark looked up when the bus stopped short. So did Lana and the
thirty-one other kids on their way to school this morning. The driver
threw the handle to open the double-door and hopped out. The fifteen
kids on the left side of the bus gaped out their windows and said
things like "Wow," and "Aww," and "Oh the poor thing," and the eighteen
kids on the right side got out of their seats to see what was going on.
"This old fella look familiar to any of you kids?" the driver wanted to
know. The driver was kneeling next to his left front wheel, gently
stroking the fur of an ancient black Labrador retriever, dying or dead,
who had just been hit by that wheel.
Clark gulped, looked at the dog thoroughly from his vantage point on
the bus. The animal was not breathing, its heart had stopped; its
brain was still radiating electromagnetic energy but it would not be
doing that for long. It probably died of shock the moment the bus hit
it. There was nothing Clark or anyone else could do for it.
"That's Tim," Pete Ross said, "the dog that lives in the chicken coop
on the Johnson farm."
"Is that Tim?" somebody said.
"Aww," somebody said.
"There was so much dust on the road," the bus driver said, "that I
didn't see him until I was almost on top of him. He just stood there,
didn't even try to get out of the way."
"Mr. Johnson said he had arthritis," somebody said.
The driver wrapped the old dog in his coat and put him under his seat,
saying that he would take the animal to the Johnson farm as soon as the
students were all at school. The rest of the ride was uncommonly
quiet. Halfway through the morning, all the students who were on the
bus, except for Clark, seemed to have forgotten the incident. Clark
left school that day at lunchtime.
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Jonathan Kent was planning on liking his new career. He was supposed
to have gotten rid of the farm years ago on doctor's orders, but the
advent of a son had delayed that. It's just plain common sense that a
little kid can't keep a big secret in a small town, and little Clark's
secret was as big as they come. Doc Hill told Jonathan then that if he
kept up the hard work he wouldn't live to see another president sworn
in. Well, he'd lived to see two or three, he couldn't remember exactly
how many it'd been. All he'd needed was a boy to share the work and to
call him Pa.
Clark was older now, though, and he could keep his own secrets; and
running a general store right in town just a few blocks from home was
lots better for body and soul than pitching hay—as long as Martha kept
the books straight. Jonathan was rearranging his display of detergent
boxes from alphabetical order to size places for the second time this
week when the pay phone near the door rang.
"Kent's General Store, Jonathan Kent here."
"Jonathan, is that you?"
"It was when I answered the phone. Don't see any reason it'd change
now. Something wrong, Martha?"
"It's Clark."
"What about Clark?"
"He came home early from school. He's running a fever."
Jonathan was about to say something to the effect that boys get sick
sometimes, but then realized that Clark had never been sick before.
"You suppose your thermometer could be wrong?" he asked his wife.
"The temperature is the least of it. He walked in red-eyed and he
hasn't stopped crying since he got here. He's in his room under the
covers and shivering and he won't tell me what's wrong. Jonathan, I
think it could be some sort of unknown ailment we can't do anything
about. That's the only sickness I can imagine him getting. I don't
know whether or not to call Doc Hill."
"Lyndon? No, don't call him. I'm afraid he might still remember
breaking a needle on Clark's arm when he was a baby. We'd have a devil
of a time explaining if it turned out to be some space bug giving him
the shakes. Just keep him warm until I get there and we'll figure out
what to do."
Jonathan was a strong man, Martha knew. Underneath his glasses, his
mild manners, his sheepish grin was the boy who had spirited her off in
his buggy to a justice of the peace when he couldn't convince her
father he could support a wife; the man who had taken a hundred twenty
acres of the rockiest thicket in Kansas and twisted it into a
wheatfield and a home; the husband in whose face she found love and
prayer and hope when she had despaired over being unable to give
birth. Middle-aged and childless, Martha Clark Kent grew to want no
more from life than to grow old in the company of this unshakably good
man. Then, as happened to Abraham's aged wife Sarah, the Heavens gave
her a son.
Someday soon she would learn the origin of her son, the toddler she and
Jonathan had found in an object she thought was a falling star one
afternoon when they were on their way to look over a used tractor. She
would learn of his flight from a dying planet, cast off into space by
his parents. She would even learn the name of the planet—Krypton—and
the names of the parents - Jor-El and Lara. But for most of the time
she knew her adopted son, Martha Kent would know no more about him than
that the boy had had, when she first saw him, the most angelic face she
had ever seen. She wondered if all angels rode falling stars when they
came to Earth.
Before Jonathan closed the gate of the picket fence, Martha had already
flown out the door and into his arms with a "Jonathan! Jonathan!"
"Now what's all this about the boy being sick?" he asked as he fairly
carried her back through the door.
"He won't talk to me. He may be delirious. He made his way home all
right, he's just shivering and his face is so hot you could scramble an
egg on his forehead. I'm scared for him, Jonathan."
"Now now dear, he's got a tougher skin than we do. Why don't you fix
us a cup of tea and I'll see what the boy looks like?"
"All right." He was the kind of man—and they were scarce indeed—who
quietly watched life most of the time, but when those he was watching
seemed unable to handle things, he stepped in and shone with
confidence.
Jonathan was in Clark's room for three or four minutes, not long enough
even for the water in the kettle to think about boiling, before he came
out. He wasn't smiling, but the confidence was still there.
"Growing pains, I warrant," he told her.
"Growing pains? With a fever and the shivers?
"That's what I'd call it. Nothing a good man-to-man talk won't cure."
"Jonathan, the boy's ill. I never had growing pains like that."
"I did."
"Do tell?"
"First time I came calling on you. I was so worried I'd made a bad
impression I had to stay home from school for two days."
Martha thought a moment. Then her eyes widened and she said, "Sakes
alive, Jonathan. It's not little Lana. Not at their age, is it?"
"Oh no, Martha. Nothing like that. That'll come too, soon enough, but
not yet. There's a lot of hurting a boy goes through if he wants to be
a man. And when a boy wants to be a special kind of man like Clark'll
be—well, that's a lot of hurting. I left the store open and there were
three robberies in town last year. You run off now and tend to that and
don't worry. I'll tell you all about it later."
"Oh men!" And she left, no longer the least bit worried.
Clark was not sure whether he was awake or not, whether he was talking
or not. He felt as though he was talking. He was using up the kind of
energy you use up when you are talking, and he did not have a lot of
energy to spare just now. He did not feel as if he was saying
anything, though. Just talking.
What was there to explain? Clark wondered. He was sick. People get
sick, right? So he was sick. He did not like it, did not do it on
purpose, didn't think he was going to die from it or anything. He was
just sick, is all. So what was Pa talking about when he said he wanted
to know what happened? He had been feeling all right. Then he was
sick. After a while he would feel all right again. End of story.
Clark felt as though he was going to throw up. Then he wondered what
it felt like when you felt as though you were going to throw up. But
Clark didn't throw up, so he must not have felt as though he was going
to throw up, but it must have felt a lot like that. What did Pa want
now?
Then Clark was thinking about that poor dead dog.
Living things have a kind of glow around them, like a halo. Living
happy things glow in one color; living sad things in another color.
Living intelligent things in still another color, living innocent
things in yet another. There was no name for any of the hundreds of
colors and shades in which living things glowed. They were not colors
that could have been seen by the eyes of whoever it was that had made
up the names of the colors. The boy did not feel he had to make up
names for them; he had no one with whom to talk about them except
himself, and he would know what he meant without the names. But dead
things, especially dead things that have lately been alive, look awful.
They're all gray and empty. Their glow fades slowly—as slowly as a
mimosa leaf closes when it reluctantly decides that the sun is going
down. Then after the glow is weak and gray for a while it disappears,
leaving behind a disgusting lump that is not much besides a disorderly
mess of chemicals. There is nothing else like it. No metaphor, no
analogy. Just nothing, where there had been something that once glowed.
Pa was sitting there, smiling sometimes, asking a question sometimes,
listening all the time. Then once, just before he left, Pa put his hand
on Clark's head—softly, the way Pa did things—and left it there awhile.
Before Pa left the room, Clark stopped shivering.
Clark slept peacefully for two hours, longer than he had slept in one
stretch since he was a baby. When he woke up, it was nearly six
o'clock and his dinner was warming on the stove.
"Hello, Clark," Jonathan Kent said. "How are you feeling?"
"All right."
"Would you like your turkey soup?" Martha Kent asked, as she felt his
forehead and pushed that dangling curl of hair out of his face.
"Sure, Ma."
The three ate for a few minutes before Jonathan said, "I told Ma about
the talk we had this afternoon, son. Do you remember much of it?"
"Some."
Clark ate a few spoonfuls of soup and then he said, "The thing of it
was, I was on the bus."
"I know."
"I was riding on the bus that k-k-k..."
"That's all right, Clark," Martha said, as she handed him a big dish of
roast beef and string beans.
"... that k-killed the dog."
"It's over now, it's all right."
"It's not all right! It's really not. How could it be all right?
None of the other kids could've helped it, the driver couldn't've
helped it, even the dog couldn't. Only I could've helped it. And I
could've, too!"
"If you'd seen it coming," Jonathan said. "But you didn't."
"But I could've."
"But you didn't. We already went through this hours ago."
"We did?"
"Yes."
Clark worked on the string beans for a while. Then he put down his
fork and asked to be excused. "I'd like to go for a walk somewhere."
Martha looked at Jonathan and said, "Certainly, dear. I'll keep your
dinner warm if you like."
Clark walked toward the door until his father asked him to wait a
moment.
"Why don't you put on that outfit we made out of your baby blankets?"
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As dusk gathered that day, on the hill overlooking Smallville there was
a sight no one had ever seen before. There beside the Totten Pond Road
stood a black-haired boy in a costume of primary colors. A red cape
billowed in the breeze at his back. Red boots, blue tights and a blue
shirt stretched over powerful muscles. An irregular pentagon
containing a stylized letter "S" blazed over the boy's chest and cape.
A few cars slowed as he stood there, then sped past him. One man
driving a buggy stopped for a second, about to call out to the boy, but
went on instead. The boy looked not at all like any of the other boys
his age who lived in Smallville.
On that hill, silently and solemnly, Superboy promised himself and who
or whatever else might hear his thoughts that his life would be devoted
to the preservation of life; that he would use his powers whenever
possible to save and improve the conditions of life and of living
things everywhere; that under no circumstances would he ever be
responsible for the loss of a single conscious life; that failing in
any of these affirmations he would renounce his powers forever. There
could be no nobler mission for a superman.
That evening Clark came home, finished his dinner and went to his room
early. Jonathan and Martha sat together by the fire and read until
well after midnight. At some point just before they went to bed,
Jonathan looked up from his book and said, as much to his son as to his
wife, "Well, Martha, looks to me as though the boy's ready."
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 3
Chapter 3
THE WATCHERS
Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched? Most likely you
were.
Superman was watched all the time by somebody, somewhere. As he was
born, he was watched and cherished by his natural parents, Jor-El and
Lara. As he traveled from his dying world to the planet Earth, he was
watched and protected along the way by the immortal Guardians of the
planetoid Oa and by their Galactic task force, the Green Lantern
Corps. As he grew up, he was watched over by his foster parents,
Jonathan and Martha Kent. Later, as well as along the way, he was
watched as well by those who waited for him to touch their existences.
Among these were Kristin Wells, a graduate student in history at
Columbia University in the year 2857, and the creature known as
C. W. Saturn, the agent of the Underworld.
On occasion, Superman had come to grips with people, creatures, beings
of one sort or another, whose motivation for pursuing evil purposes
was, simply, to serve the forces of evil. This was a point of view
Superman could not understand. He was convinced that all one needs to
do to persuade someone to do what is right is to educate that person to
the fact that it is in his interest to do what is right. There was a
right and a wrong in the Universe and that distinction was not very
difficult to make. If you litter the park, it will not be as clean
next time you want to use it. If you hold up a driver when you are
hitchhiking, there will be fewer people likely to give you a ride when
you really need to get somewhere. If you pepper the atmosphere with
radioactive waste, your children and grandchildren's share of your
legacy will be diminished. No one, Superman was convinced, would want
to serve the cause of evil once he or she understood the meanings of
right and wrong. Superman had not yet met C. W. Saturn, who was
watching him.
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C. W. Saturn stood in a place that did not exist in space or time, but
which existed nonetheless. It was the seat of heinous authority; the
centerpoint of Creation's evil; the throne room of Samael,
C. W. Saturn's master.
Saturn stood in a depression in the ground and looked out over an
endless crawl space. The floor was no more than two meters from the
ceiling at any point, and stalactites and stalagmites made sure that
the space was appreciably smaller than that in most spots. The hole in
which Saturn stood was more than a meter deep, and the headroom it gave
Saturn was a sign of Saturn's rank. The smoothly surfaced depression
followed Saturn wherever he walked in this place, its walls staying a
constant distance from Saturn's sides, so that Saturn hardly ever had
to stoop to avoid a stalactite.
Saturn was neither man nor woman, not animal, vegetable, mineral, or
energy. As this creature stood there, across no time, the forms of six
hundred sixty-six humans walked over one at a time, naked, stopping
before Saturn and banging their heads on the obstructions that they
could not see. They could see nothing but Saturn, although they were
not blinded. That which existed in this place was simply not visible
to humans, and this cluttered, limited universe looked to them like
vast emptiness.
This curious court stood facing Saturn, trembling for a moment of no
time; then each suffered an unspeakable indignity at Saturn's
hands—dismemberment, force-feeding of foul substances, being crushed by
jagged objects, that sort of thing, only worse. There were six hundred
sixty-six tortures, each different from the others, each agonizingly
complete. This particular mass indignity was Saturn's distinctive mark,
the equivalent of a sovereign's signet on an edict or a spy's
countersign to a colleague with whom he is to rendezvous.
These six hundred sixty-six pawns were acquainted with Saturn, whose
exploits on Earth were legion. Although Saturn had a good many minor
failures, failure never came the same way twice; and after all, he had
done quite well on occasion.
Saturn got the best of a young Egyptian pharaoh, for example. He
promised that if the boy destroyed all records and memory of his
monotheist predecessor Ikhnaton, then the boy-king would have gold and
treasure beyond his greatest dreams; and that treasure would be with
him longer than that of any other pharaoh. True, the tomb of King
Tutankhamen remained free of looters until the year 1911; but the boy
had died at nineteen, and Saturn saw to it that the treasure remained
with Tut's body, not his soul.
In 1846 Saturn was beaten by a United States senator from
Massachusetts, who was actually a native of New Hampshire. Because of
the Senator's brilliant oratory, a jury comprised of vermin summoned
from the bowels of the Netherworld was convinced to free the soul of a
hapless farmer Saturn had trapped. In return, Senator Daniel Webster
won freedom for all of New Hampshire until the end of time.
In 1920 Saturn won when he posed as an angel who offered eternal
salvation to a young Austrian house painter in return for the
Austrian's agreement to take his greater reward then and there,
foregoing the remainder of his allotted years. Adolf Hitler foolishly
refused, and as a result of the encounter, he was encouraged to go on
to establish the Third Reich.
Saturn failed in the year 1930. A young Milano boy with no weapon or
training other than his innate goodness exorcised Saturn from the body
of his dying father. Because of this ordeal the boy's life was
shortened, but Albino Luciano won the right, as Pope John Paul I, to a
great temporal honor during the final days of his life.
A secretary-general of the United Nations resisted Saturn in 1961.
Saturn undid the seat belt of the diplomat, on a mission of peace in
Africa, just before the airplane in which he was riding crashed,
immediately killing everyone aboard except for the secretary-general,
who was thrown clear of the wreckage. Writhing with the pain of a
broken back and a punctured lung in the middle of a forsaken glade, the
man heard Saturn's offer of life and an end to pain if he would betray
the trust of an emerging African nation. Dag Hammarskjöld died, in
immense pain, with a prayer and a smile on his lips.
Socrates would not fall to Saturn's temptation, but the Athenian
civilization did.
Copernicus found the thin beam of truth, but Saturn easily found
morally blind men to condemn him—in the name of faith.
Lincoln's strong hand and native genius led his nation from division,
but Saturn managed to salvage a century of hatred and division from
Lincoln's death, if not from his life.
Men marched to war and women—though they often knew better—cheered them
on.
Crowds rioted.
Mobs lynched.
Demagogues roared.
Hordes swarmed.
Death, blood, destruction and mostly vengeance—it was all very
impressive. C. W. Saturn found the cloud for every silver lining.
The fabric of emptiness around Saturn dimmed a dimness that had nothing
to do with light. A hundred or more meters from C. W. Saturn the space
swirled and a ragged circle of ground fell in. Then a larger circle
around it cracked and tumbled downward in widening, inaccurately
concentric circles, until a great depression formed in the floor. It
widened further, forming four corners, and its sides flattened into
four triangular walls which came together in a point far below the
surface of the ground. There, it ended, a wide smoldering canyon the
shape of an inverted pyramid.
For a moment, there was quiet in the space that was not space. It was
a moment just long enough for the crouching, slithering members of the
unholy court to ache to know what it would be like to be in that
ultimate of luxuries, a place where one could stand up straight. It
was long enough for the residents of this place to want to go into the
depression of space, to feel physically free there for an instant,
suspended between the eternities of past and future; long enough to
realize what sort of eternal future they would see if they yielded to
the temptation; long enough to summon a wrenching combination of envy
and despair from the blackest depths of their nearly inured souls,
before space swirled again.
It was as though someone had sown the wind in the pyramidal
depression. Sound roared. Space folded. Visions creased over one
another. A pyre of yellow and blue fire rose from a point near the
bottom tip and grew to the size of the hole, then bigger, until the
pyre coughed flames that burned icy cold into the great crawl space,
and frigid smoke blew around Saturn and the unholy company.
When the swirling stopped and the frigid flames had dissipated into the
infinite cramped expanse, a new being had arrived. Sitting in the
pyramidal hole was a creature that hissed hatred like brimstone through
cavernous nostrils. It sat squarely on the base of the small canyon.
Its leathery, pointed tale coiled into the sharp nadir to make itself a
seat. It was large enough so that even as it sat in its slouch, its
head rode higher than the ceiling above the deep throne. The craggy
surface of the ceiling curved upward deferentially as the great head
took the ceiling's place, returning when the head moved on. The
being's skin was scaly all over, with thick black hair growing from
under the scales. Its limbs wore long claws and its head was dressed
in a fearsome countenance of deep-set eyes, high cheeks, long pointed
ears, and horns. There were spurs on its elbows and knees, and a dark
leathery skin covered its face and hands. Thick black wings grew from
its back.
This was the form Saturn had designed to strike terror into the hearts
of humans. It was an honor, a sign of confidence in Saturn, that the
ruler chose to wear this form for this meeting. For this was Samael,
the master of this place.
"C. W. Saturn," Samael said.
"I am here," was the answer.
"You have done well, successfully extending our influence and that of
the physical laws of Chaos to the territory called Terra. I therefore
require you to continue to the final stage of your mission: the utter
moral and physical destruction of the one called Superman."
This, as Saturn had known before his return to his kingdom of origin,
was what all the training and preparation had been about. Saturn would
have the responsibility of ruining for all time and space the humans'
greatest symbol of goodness and order. After the fall of Superman, the
beachhead world of Earth would suffer the collapse of the moral
sensibilities of all humans; then the very laws of physics and
ultimately the continuum itself would begin to crumble. Creation would
give way to Oblivion.
For this place, the place from which this intention was dispatched, was
Hell, and C. W. Saturn was the agent of Hell on Earth.
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Kristin Wells was intense.
She was also with it, liberated and foxy.
Outrageously foxy.
Kristin was all these things on purpose. Kristin loved disco dancing,
and she ardently hoped that someday, against all odds, Sonny and Cher
would get back together. She had her hair redone every month the way
the model on the cover of Cosmopolitan had hers, and she believed that
the Equal Rights Amendment should be ratified immediately. She thought
worrying about electoral politics was soporific (a drag, she corrected
herself), she was indignant over (pardon, bummed out by) the
exploitation of women in contemporary magazines, and she was extremely
concerned with (into) the astrological signs of everyone she knew.
The phone rang.
"Hey baby," Kristin said into the phone.
"What was the popular name of Peter Noone?" the voice asked without
ceremony.
"That was Herman, y'know? From Herman's Hermits? You should get with
it, baby. That was ages ago."
"Significant nonetheless."
"Really," Kristin said. "Have a nice day."
The apartment was modest but very hip. Très chic was what Kristin
supposed she should call it. Aluminum foil lined the bedroom walls and
the ceiling was papered with posters of John Travolta, Christopher
Reeve and Jack Nicholson. There was a printed sign on one side of the
bedroom door that said, "Save water—shower with a friend." On one side
of the door, facing the combination kitchen-living room was a framed,
artificially yellowed copy of Desiderata. The dominant feature of the
living room was plants. Dozens of spider plants and wandering jews and
ferns of several varieties hung from the ceiling and the tops of the
window panes. Philodendra, caladia and the matured shoots of a single
incredibly fecund coleus sat, in various states of care and prosperity,
in pots around the room. The stove, sink and refrigerator hid out
against one wall of the room behind a set of folding doors.
It was nearly eight o'clock and Kristin had to finish cutting her
cuticles and glossing her fingernails before "Mork and Mindy" came on
the tube. The phone rang again.
"Ciao, honey," she told the mouthpiece and then sang, "I'm 'enery the
Eighth I am, 'enery the Eighth I am I am—"
"Pardon?" the same voice as before said.
"Never mind, cute stuff. What's cooking?"
A hesitation. Then the question: "What is a Krugerrand?"
"A Krugerrand? Is that what you asked? A Kruggerand?"
"Yes, Ms. Wells. A Krugerrand."
"Some kind of hazel nut, isn't it?"
"Afraid not."
"Oh, then it must be a South African coin containing an ounce of gold
whose value rises and falls with the fluctuating price of gold.
Right?"
"Correct."
She got them again. Sometimes she felt like Oedipus, she decided. Not
a lot like Oedipus, she decided, only a little. She turned on the
television just as Mork from Ork panicked because he mistook a candle
lit in a living room for the light that warned of the coming of the
interplanetary Marquis de Sade. Kristin laughed pretty much
uncontrollably for the next twenty-seven minutes, through the
commercials. When the show was over she looked at the clock, realized
she had only half an hour to get ready for her date. As soon as she
got the temperature of the water in the shower just right, the phone
rang.
"Yuh?" she gurgled into the receiver.
"Identify Thurston Howell the Third."
"Suck a turnip!" and she hung up.
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Pismo Grandee sat at the control console in the Field Work Training
Center. To his right was his information terminal. In front of him
were six monitor screens in a row, four of which he was using. Of the
four students whose training exercises he was monitoring, one was in
another room of the building feeding answers to oral essay questions on
the Mars Colony Rebellion into his own terminal; another was practicing
light-beam dancing in the style popular among adolescents in the 2130s;
a third was piloting a stationary device that simulated sublight
gravitation-field flying; and there was a fourth who was the program's
prize student right now. Carleton Hampshire materialized on the
platform behind Pismo to relieve him.
"Interesting outfit being worn by you,"
"Very latest according to research," Carleton answered, grinning. He
was wearing a loose white silk shirt with billowing sleeves, with cuffs
and a collar that were simply stiffer strips of the same material. It
buttoned up the front, but only as high as Carleton's solar plexus.
His shoes had high heels and his slacks were tight paint and bulged
unnaturally. "We went disco," he told Pismo.
"It was mentioned when your return to the apartment was seen by me.
How is her progress?"
"Excellent. I was caught in some errors of speech pattern and cultural
orientation."
"Were they compensated for by you?"
"Not necessary for that to be done. Student herself compensated,
deciding that since Andy Gibb was identified incorrectly by me, she was
being consorted with by a wimp."
"A wimp?"
"The term was defined by her as something too low to kick and too wet
to step on."
"And Andy Gibb?" Pismo fed the name into his information terminal.
An instant readout on the terminal's screen gave the dates of the
singer's birth and death, the names of several of his best known works
and a brief account of his career including the phrase, "...younger
brother of Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibb who made up a singing group
called the BeeGees."
"Ambiguous storage of information," Carleton said, pointing to the
phrase on the screen. "Unclear whether brother Andy was BeeGees
member."
"Apparently was not. Information please: Are you equipped to sit at
console with tight leggings?"
"Will inform if success is denied," Carleton said. Both men laughed at
the joke. If it were nine hundred years earlier, Pismo might have
asked if Carleton could sit down without splitting his pants and
Carleton might have said something to the effect that Pismo would be
the first to know, and they would have laughed as well.
"Good Miracle Monday," Pismo told Carleton before he teleported out.
"Good Miracle Monday," Carleton said as he worried his shape into the
shape of the chair.
Carleton scanned the computer readout of the yet unfinished answer to
the last question on the Mars Colony Rebellion.
He looked at a graph of the proper pattern of light-beam dancing and
compared it with the student's pattern.
He noted that according to the student's readout, the third student had
just landed his antigravitation device two hundred meters underground.
He punched the code for Kristin's telephone receiving device, watched
the monitor as she answered it.
Before he could speak she said, "He was a shipwrecked multimillionaire
in a television series called 'Gilligan's Island.' He was played by an
actor named Jim Backus."
"Excuse?" Carleton was confused. It was Pismo who had asked her the
question.
"Thurston Howell the Third. The question I hung up on when I was in
the shower."
"One moment."
As Carleton punched the name Thurston Howell the Third into his
terminal Kristin said, "You been asleep, baby? I shoulda been. I went
out to a disco with this real turkey. I shouldn'ta bothered to take
that shower. The guy had this open shirt and no chest hair. Really
tacky. Guys with no chest hair should never wear open shirts. It's
just my opinion, know what I'm saying? He looked like the Pillsbury
doughboy. Really, y'know?"
Carleton saw that the information on the readout mirrored Kristin's
answer to Pismo's question of several hours ago. Carleton was not
offended, even though he was the "real turkey." No Earthman in the
twenty-ninth century grew chest hair. It was the only measurable
natural evolutionary change in nine hundred years.
Carleton asked his question, "Who was Secretary of State in 1970?"
"Politics. What a royal drag," Kristin whined, playing her role.
"Lessee. 1970? Nixon was President, that means the Secretary of State
was Henry Kissinger, right?"
William Rogers was Secretary of State in 1970. It was Kristin's first
incorrect answer in nearly two weeks.
In Kristin's apartment, and on the screen through which an instructor
of the Field Work Training Center monitored her, it was a bright spring
day in the city of Metropolis, sometime around the year 1980.
Everywhere else—in the ancient city of Metropolis that lay outside
Kristin's walls; in the Confederation of Nations of which Metropolis
was effectively the capital; in the Martian Principalities, the
Venusian Protectorate, the Jovian and Saturnian Satellite City-States;
in the Union of Outer Darkness comprising the far-scattered
civilization of Uranus, Neptune, Pluto and the artificial comets; on
barren bases and mining colonies throughout the Arm of the Milky Way
wherever Earth humans had extended their consciousness—in all these
places it was a day in the year 2857. More importantly, for Earth
humans everywhere it was a special day, the third Monday of the month:
Miracle Monday.
On Miracle Monday the spirit of humanity soared free. This Miracle
Monday, like the first Miracle Monday, came in the spring of
Metropolis, and for the occasion spring weather was arranged wherever
the dominion of humanity extended. On Uranus's satellites where the
natives held an annual fog-gliding rally through the planetary rings,
private contributions even made it possible to position orbiting fields
of gravitation for spectators in free space. On Titan, oxygen bubbles
were loosed in complicated patterns to burst into flame with the
methane atmosphere and make fireworks that were visible as far as the
surface of saturn. At Nix Olympica, the eight-kilometer-high Martian
volcano, underground pressures that the Olympica Resort Corporation had
artificially accumulated during the preceding year were unleashed in a
spectacular display of molten fury for tourists who walked around the
erupting crater wearing pressurized energy shields. At Armstrong City
in the Moon's Sea of Tranquility there was a holographic reenactment of
the founding of the city in the year 2019, when on the fiftieth
anniversary of his giant leap for mankind the first man on the Moon
returned, aged and venerable, to what was then called Tranquility Base
Protectorate, carrying a state charter signed by the President of the
United States. The prices of ski lift tickets on Neptune inflated for
the holiday. Teleport routes to beaches and mountains on Earth crowded
up unbelievably. Interplanetary wilderness preserves became nearly as
crowded with people as Earth cities. Aboard the slow-moving orbital
ships that carried ores and fossil materials on slowly decaying loops
toward the sun from the asteroids, teamsters partied until they
couldn't see. On worlds without names scattered throughout this corner
of the Galaxy, where Earth's missionaries, pioneers and speculators
carried their own particular quests, it was a day for friends, family,
recreation and - if it brought happiness—reflection.
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Pismo reflected for a moment on the envy he felt for Kristin Wells, who
would, before the next Miracle Monday came to the Metropolis of the
twenty-ninth century, live through the first Miracle Monday, walk these
streets as they were in the age of the great barbarian builders and
explorers. Kristin Wells would meet the legendary Superman. Her
mission, like those of the scores of others who managed to convince
someone to finance a trip to the deep past, would probably find nothing
new for the historic records, but it would be worth the trip.
Meanwhile, Kristin Wells trained for a stay in the past and, in her
spare time, watched Superman by timescan.
Pismo had found a point in time and space, some months before the
events of Miracle Monday, in which Superman was stopping a tidal wave
from engulfing downtown Metropolis. There was no record of natural
tidal waves in this area in recorded history, but Pismo, Carleton and
Kristin reconstructed the probable causes of the phenomenon.
"Fascinating," Pismo said.
"Remarkable," Carleton said.
"In-freaking-credible," Kristin said and smiled.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 4
Chapter 4
THE WAVE
Always there have been the heroes.
Achilles single-handedly drove the army of Troy back behind their walls
under a sun that was carried across the sky in Apollo's chariot.
Young David killed the giant Goliath with the spin of a smooth rock in
a land where walls fell at the sound of trumpets and the Creator of
Heaven and Earth spoke through the mouths of men in rags whose eyes
burned with the lights of Eternity.
John Henry laid hundreds of miles of railroad tracks over trails blazed
by Davy Crockett, who could wring the tail off a comet by smiling at
it.
John Kennedy, with intellect and force of will, averted the
annihilation of a civilization whose athletes could run a mile in less
than four minutes, whose pilots could orbit the planet in less than an
hour and a half and whose humblest born could grow up to be president.
And Superman . . .
Real or imagined, the heroes lived; they lived in the world not as it
was, but as it should have been. Real or imagined, the heroes lived
under the responsibility that came with the good wishes of those who
aspired to what they stood for; lived in a realm decorated with fancies
not available to mortal men and women; lived with conceptions of
reality more idealistic than those that were practical for their
contemporaries; lived by values far beyond the reach of those who
walked with feet and lines of sight against the ground.
It was in a Universe where there was a right and a wrong and where that
distinction was not very difficult to make that Superman calmed a tidal
wave before it washed fury over the city of Metropolis.
It was a frigid day toward the beginning of February. About a week ago
there was a minor earthquake off the western coast of Greenland. No
one was hurt. In fact, no one particularly noticed it other than a few
seismologists who reported the event to whoever it is to whom
seismologists report such things. This information found its way from
whoever it is to the news media whose job it was to decide what was
important enough for the world to know about.
Clark Kent, the anchorman and associate producer of the WGBS Six
O'clock Evening News, reported the quake to his assigned portion of the
world in seventeen words during the seventh and next-to-last segment of
his daily report. The Daily Planet told its share of the world about
it in thirty lines on the left-hand column of page sixty-four. The bulk
of the world—those who did not watch Clark Kent or read the Daily
Planet—found out about the quake similarly from various sources, and
the world promptly forgot it. It seemed a very forgettable occurance,
although indirectly it nearly destroyed Metropolis.
Most of Greenland, including the portion mildly shaken by the
earthquake, was covered by a glacier several kilometers thick. The
major effect of the earthquake was to prompt a fairly insignificant
mass of the western edge of this glacier to shatter into hundreds of
pieces, many of which were about the size of a sperm whale. The
whale-sized chunks of ice bobbed in the water a bit, then they floated
out to sea.
A hundred or so kilometers east of northern New England there was a
nuclear power plant. The plant contained a fission reactor which
supplied power to most of Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont. The plant
was originally built because of a political compromise. For several
years a group of concerned but politically naive people who called
themselves the Oysterbed Alliance—taking their name from the town of
Oysterbed, Maine, where their organization was born - demonstrated
against the proposed building of the reactor in a certain coastal city.
If not for the intransigence of the governor, the plant would certainly
have been moved to another site when surveyors discovered that the
proposed town was directly over a minor geological fault. Instead, this
basically swinish governor chose to take an unshakable stand against
the Oysterbed Alliance, making them a scapegoat for all the ills of the
state in his reelection campaign. New Englanders tend to be uncommonly
astute in detecting swinishness among their political leaders. He was
defeated for reelection by a man who, as it turned out, did not want
the reactor in his state at all. Neither did the governors of the other
two states whose power companies would benefit by it. As a result, the
plant was built on a massive platform, floating on tremendous pontoons
over the virgin sea.
Six months after the pontoon reactor began its operations, there was a
tremor in the town that had been its originally planned site.
Authorities called the tremor an icequake because it was caused not by
the fault in the ground, they said, but by a sudden thaw that followed
eighteen consecutive days of weather in which the temperature did not
rise above seven degress Fahrenheit. On the nineteenth day, the ground
shook suddenly and violently free of the ice.
The marine equivalent of an icequake happened when the icebergs that
were loosened by the Greenland quake floated a few kilometers south. A
reactor of this sort, it seems, wastes more heat than it directs into
electrical power. Hence, this reactor spread more energy across its
immediate area of no-longer virginal ocean than it generated to provide
power for the three northern New England states. So when a few score
icebergs, lately dismembered from the glacier, floated from the frigid
waters that dominated the North Atlantic, into the vicinity of the
white-hot breeder reactor and the nearly boiling seawater that cooled
it, the bergs hissed into water and steam within minutes.
Because of this the sea suffered a trauma, a physical concussion. The
sudden clash of radically differing temperatures in a fairly large area
caused the ocean to leap like a cat off a hot iron.
The ocean, as much as air, rivers and mountain ranges, has currents and
textures. One such current, part of the backwash of the Gulf Stream,
flows southwest from the vicinity of Greenland to the area of
Metropolis. Generally this current is rather insignificant and had
been unnoticed by mapmakers until 1976 or thereabouts. The advent of
the nuclear reactor in the path of this current, in fact, generally had
the effect of raising Metropolis's temperature by a degree or two.
This day, however, the frigid sea grew and hissed with an unnatural
terror. The water off the coast of New England was expelling its shock
southward through the current.
With no precedent and less apparent reason, a wall of water two hundred
meters high and twice as deep, rode the ocean surface to the edge of
Metropolis harbor.
Water of that mass and at that height would hit the ground and
buildings with the force of a monstrous sledgehammer wielded by an arm
as big as the city itself. Dockworkers, tourists, businessmen and
women crouching under biting wind on their ways back to work after a
late lunch looked up into the sky.
From the east came a looming elemental monster, a wave times a
thousand.
From the west, over the city, streaked a familiar red-and-blue figure,
grim, determined, dwarfed by the adversary that threatened to deal the
city a crushing blow.
They had no hope of survival, these people within sight of the great
wave, no hope other than this man who flew. Some of them saw the tiny
figure accelerate in the direction of the wave, heard the whistle of
his flight under the thunder of the oncoming juggernaut. They saw him,
if they saw him, for only a moment, because by the time he reached the
harbor he was flying faster than any mortal eye could follow, into the
cresting mountain of sea.
As Superman crossed the sound barrier, he lifted his eyes and mind from
the city he was determined to save, and he focused all his considerable
being on the sea-spawned monster before him. At a velocity of three to
four hundred meters per second he would reach the wave within three
quarters of a second; during this time he would be able to shoot thirty
or so blasts of heat vision at the wave's front, steaming out holes
half a meter in diameter and several meters deep.
By the time he reached the wave Superman was flying chest-first, his
body spread-eagled. The water's downward motion in order to fill the
holes burned out of the body of the wave had subtly slowed its
progress. Superman crashed his bulk through the face of the wave at a
speed of Mach one and, for an instant that was longer than the instant
it took for him to fly from shore to wave, there was a Superman-shaped
hole from the front to the back of the wave. A fraction of a second
later the sonic boom from Superman's flight hit the wave in the face.
The body of the wave was rippled with shock. It could not support its
own mass from the distance to the shore. It was less than three
seconds since people in the crowd near the piers had spotted Superman
streaking toward the harbor. They were still looking up at the point
in the sky where Superman flew by three seconds ago, and the hero's job
had just begun.
Instead of a mountain of water swatting down the financial district,
there would be a huge slab of water clapping down on the outer harbor,
sending hundreds of smaller angry chunks of water to slice apart the
coast.
Superman was underwater looking up. He saw the wave moving nowhere,
standing for an instant before it yielded to gravity, like a mortally
wounded dinosaur who did not yet realize that its next move was to fall
down.
Now Superman had to begin to move really quickly.
He circled underwater counterclockwise because if he went clockwise he
would very likely have created a waterspout. He circled slowly for the
first few milliseconds, nearly as slowly as sound travels. Then, once
he astablished his own internal rythm, he went faster. Then faster.
And faster.
In a circle whose diameter was that of the dying wave he spun faster.
Upward he moved in a corkscrew through the water. Faster.
As he cracked the surface, the harbor swelled around him. Faster.
The mountain of water flattened and spread into the shape of a dish.
Faster.
Its edges rose with his motion like clay spinning against the hands of
a potter. Faster, faster, faster.
By the time the faces of souls lately doomed to drown turned from the
fading form of their hero above to the looming force of doom from the
east, there was a giant swirling cylinder of water heading into the sky
over the harbor. And the sea was as crisp and calm as the sea could
properly be on a frigid February afternoon.
Up, up and away the last son of Krypton corkscrewed above the tallest
buildings, above the sparsest clouds, over the realms of the strongest
birds.
Then, suddenly, like a ski racer missing a gate, he spun out into the
open sky. He whirled his body back to face the dispersing mass of
seawater in the lower stratosphere, focused his narrowest line of sight
on the lower part of the mass, and a pair of optic nerves like none
described in any medical text on Earth kicked into operation to reflect
intense heat off the front of Superman's lenses, searing straight
through his indestructible corneas and out his eyes.
At the speed of light, twin beams of infrared radiation—pure heat
energy—bored out of the man's eyes at the falling mass that, less than
a minute ago, was a tidal wave born of glacial earthquake and nuclear
excess. In the time it took for the water to drop through the radiant
beams of heat vision, a great cloud of steam swelled through the
stratosphere above the city of Metropolis.
Sometime during the coming eighteen hours, that great steam cloud would
freeze and crystalize in the February air. Countless tiny six-sided
crystals of former tidal wave would ride the air and gravity to the
ground, and Metropolis would wake up the next morning swathed in a
blanket of snow sixteen inches thick.
Like matter and energy, forces of nature cannot be created or
destroyed, only transformed and diverted. A blizzard, the Man of Steel
had reasoned as he spun his circles, was something with which the city
was equipped to deal. A killer wave was not.
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The streets were paved with slush. The bus he had to drive this
morning was twelve years old if it was a day. The guy getting on was
smiling and saying good morning as though he were someone running for
office; instantly the driver disliked him. Most people in this town
actually liked this man with the silly grin and the inoffensive good
looks who broadcast the news over WGBS every evening. As Clark Kent
gained his footing on the slippery floor of the crowded bus the driver
lurched the vehicle, hoping to trip up and embarrass the reporter whose
face unnerved him the way a peaceful afternoon bothers the leader of a
marching band. Instead of tripping Kent, the driver found that his bus
was stuck.
Clark folded himself over a seat and waited patiently for the bus
driver to conclude that he had another reason to be angry today. There
was another bus, of course, plowing through the snow a few blocks
behind. Nobody on this bus would mind transferring to that one and the
city looked rather attractive in white anyway.
Clark Kent would be a few minutes late for work today, but he didn't
think he'd mind that either.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 5
Chapter 5
THE ANNOUNCEMENT
Basically, the idea was to escape from the Galaxy Building and get well
on the way out of town before the associate producer arrived and told
everyone to do something else. The escape was Jimmy Olsen's idea, and
Ev and Jerry didn't much care whether it worked or not. They played
along because the alternative to following Olsen upstate was probably
to sit on the Fifty-ninth Street Tramway and shoot film of cars sliding
into one another's fenders on the bridge below. Going along with Olsen
would, at worst, make for an interesting day and, at best, it would
give Ev and Jerry a story to tell their grandchildren someday.
Reporters, secretaries, technicians, staffers of one sort or another
were beginning to blow out of the snow into the WGBS-TV newsroom
adjoining Studio B. When Jimmy had arrived at work—as was his custom,
snow or no snow—fifteen minutes early at eight forty-five, he turned on
the United and Associated Press tickers in time to get a list of the
major anticipated stories of the day. Clark Kent, the associate
producer, was responsible for assigning reporters to their stories. The
moment Jimmy saw the name Lex Luthor type itself out on the rolling
yellow paper, he started wanting Clark to arrive at work late.
Years ago James Bartholomew Olsen Senior had told Jimmy that once a man
knew what he wanted, he was halfway to having it. By that reckoning,
Jimmy reasoned, Clark ought to be late for work half the times Jimmy
wanted him to be late for work. Whenever a story about Luthor tapped
itself out over the wire, Clark invariably assigned it to himself.
Clark was almost never late. Jimmy looked out at the snow and figured
that he had a lot of potent wanting saved up.
Because of the snow, Jimmy thought it was fair to wait for Clark for an
extra fifteen minutes. When Clark was still somewhere out there at ten
past nine he decided that no one would haggle over five minutes. He
signed out the four-wheel drive newsvan and hustled Ev and Jerry into
the freight elevator.
"Excuse me, sir," the freight elevator operator said, "but you ain't
carrying any freight."
"Pardon?" Jimmy said as he pressed the button for the basement and
blocked the elevator operator from keeping the door open.
"Freight. You've got to carry freight. Packages or heavy equipment or
something."
"Oh that's all right. See my press pass?" Jimmy smiled as he pulled
out a laminated card from his ski jacket. He wore the pass on a
rawhide shoelace around his neck. "I'm with WGBS News, you see, and Ev
and Jerry here are my cameraman and sound technician. They carry heavy
equipment all the time."
"But they ain't carrying it now. This is a freight elevator."
"Right. Yes. You're new here, aren't you?"
"I've been working here for twelve years."
"Right. Well, you must've seen a lot of strange things. A lot of
strange things happen here, you know."
"Not on the freight elevator."
"Not until today, huh?"
"Eh?"
"Well, thanks for the ride," Jimmy said as he pulled Ev and Jerry by
the elbows off the elevator into the basement garage. "Hope your next
twelve years are just as interesting."
They couldn't take the regular passenger elevator down, Jimmy said,
because they might run into Clark coming up. They couldn't leave
through the lobby because that was the way Clark came in. They
couldn't drive toward the East Side although that would have been the
best route out of town because they might see Clark plodding through
the snow, having missed his bus and unable to hail a cab, and the crew
in the newsvan would have to offer him a ride and explain where they
were going. Unfortunately, when Jerry, at the wheel of the oversized
minibus, turned left onto Fifty-second Street, Clark Kent stepped off a
bus that happened to be driven by a very patient and pleasant member of
the overworked Transit Workers' Union.
"Uh-oh," Jimmy said and slouched in his seat.
"Jimmy?" Clark asked himself and then waved and yelled, "Jimmy! Where
are you going?"
"Gotta watch Luthor escape. See you later," Jimmy yelled back and told
Jerry to throw on the four-wheel drive and get out of there fast and to
hell with the snow. Before Clark Kent had slogged across the street,
through the lobby, up the elevator, and into the newsroom, Jimmy and
the newsvan were on the Westway heading upstate.
Jimmy turned on the car radio and slid up and down the tuner until he
found a weather report. Evidently it was snowing nowhere except in the
immediate vicinity of the city. It was bitterly cold for hundreds of
miles around, but outside Metropolis the air was crisp and clear.
Maybe Superman really had caused this storm. Jimmy would have to
remember to thank him for seeing to it that Clark was late the day
Luthor showed up on the morning newswire.
The rolling yellow sheet from the Associated Press had said, simply,
that Lex Luthor would hold a press conference at the criminal's
residence, which happened to be on the grounds of the Pocantico
Correctional Facility sixty miles north of Metropolis. Luthor's
conference would be at two in the afternoon, and Warden Haskell would
meet with the press an hour earlier. It would be at least noon before
the newsvan broke free of the blizzard. The sound man drove and the
cameraman navigated through the slow line of traffic filing up the
Westway as Jimmy slouched among the equipment in the back of the van
and wrote the story that had not yet happened:
Last year, the criminal scientist Lex Luthor escaped from Pocantico
Prison eight times. The year before last he broke out eleven
times, and one of those times he broke back in and then out again
to retrieve something he had left behind. He has broken out only
once so far this year, but it's only the beginning of February. He
has broached walls, dug underground, flown overhead, set up
disasters or mirages of disasters, and slipped away in the
confusion. He has simply vanished, leaving no explanation for his
disappearance. Today, however, he did something he hasn't done
before. He called a press conference to announce plans for his
next prison break.
Jimmy assumed that was the most likely reason Luthor might want to meet
with reporters. It was not that the criminal had ever wanted to talk
with a reporter before about that or anything else. It was not that
Jimmy had any special information other than what he had learned from
the AP report. It was not even that Jimmy had flashes of extrasensory
perception. It was simply that, having been around news and newspeople
constantly since the age of sixteen, by the time Jimmy was in his
mid-twenties he was as aware of the patterns and probabilities of
important events as he was acquainted with the phases of the moon or
the floor plan of his apartment. Very little took him by surprise.
His effusive and volatile personality was largely an unconscious
attempt to provide himself with some internal excitement, since he was
effectively jaded as far as the external world was concerned.
By the time Jimmy looked up from his scribblings, Jerry was wheeling
the newsvan on a snowless highway through Scarsdale and it was half
past noon and a forty-five-minute drive to Pocantico without traffic.
Jimmy suggested that Jerry drive faster. Ev strongly suggested that
the trio be prepared to split the cost of any speeding tickets because
Clark was a stickler for obeying the law and the station would not
cover it. They would be late for the warden's show, but they would
catch the main event.
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In a cubicle on the third floor of the four-tiered maximum security
cell block at Pocantico sat a man who possessed probably the greatest
intellect of any Earthman of his day. Luthor was talking to himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he said. "No, gentlemen . . . no, esteemed
members of the press—the mass media? Umm."
Luthor got up from his cot, paced back and forth over the length of the
cell, stared up at the gray back wall of the cell as if it had a window
in it. "Simple," he told himself. "Direct, concise, simple. You're
not running for office."
He sat on the cot again, sat back against the wall and picked up his
yellow legal pad and his pen. "Three main points," he mumbled, and he
listed them:
1.
Have discovered new energy source which can be developed and made
practical immediately—
2.
Have petitioned Justice Department for permission to work on
development either in or out of prison & have submitted funding
proposals to 20 major industrial corporations in return for 49% share
of new process—all rejected—
3.
Submitted proposals out of courtesy and in all good faith—not
surprised by rejection—therefore will demonstrate process by using it
to escape sometime during next 7 days—
Luthor looked over his note pad and his three points, paced up and down
the cell some more, waved a hand as he mumbled approximately what he
had to say that afternoon, and looked up through the bars at the other
inhabitants of Cell Block Ten. All the men in sight were quietly
watching him, wearing various expressions of hero-worship and awe on
their faces. Luthor smiled, tossed the pad on his cot and said in a
clear, loud voice, "Any questions, class?"
Somebody hollered, "All right!" and two hundred or more men within
earshot whooped and applauded for the greatest criminal mind of all
time.
A kilometer away and thirty meters underground, Warden Haskell, the man
who ran this prison complex when Luthor was away, was briefing the
press.
"As you can see," Haskell said, "these walls are sixteen inches thick
and this door weighs seven hundred pounds and takes three men to open
it even when it is unlocked. We were very careful, by the way, in
choosing the titanium alloy this is made of to see that there was no
lead mixed in the material. Hence Superman will be able to monitor the
prisoner if he so chooses. The lock, part of which you can see in the
doorjamb here, consists of eight bolts which have to be opened both
here at the midpoint of the door, and in my office by a special
electronic control for which only the Attorney-General and I know the
combination. Any claims the prisoner makes to the effect that he is
being held incommunicado will be unfounded, as you can see from this
press conference as well as the fact that we will provide him with—"
The reporters, fifteen men including four television technicians, were
standing in the large super-security prison cell listening to the
warden when they heard a crash out in the hallway. Then a man yelled
"Stop!" and there was another crash and the warden walked out to see
what was happening. There he found three strangers standing with their
legs spread and hands on the wall while one of Haskell's prison guards
held a gun and another one frisked them. Haskell wondered what was the
matter until he recognized one of the three strangers.
"Curtis," he said to the guard with the gun, "what's the problem here?"
"Unauthorized personnel, sir."
"Unauthorized hell," Jimmy Olsen said as he pressed his hands against
the wall. "Didn't anybody ever read the First Amendment to you guys?"
"This individual showed me a false press pass," the guard said, "and
upon detection he became indignant and tried to force his way in."
"When're you guys gonna learn to talk English?" Jimmy wanted to know.
"Mind your manners, punk, or I'll break your face," the guard told him.
"That's enough, Curtis. You too, Murphy," the warden said. "Back to
your posts. I'm sorry about this incident, Mr. Olsen. I'm Warden
Edmund Haskell. I don't think we've met before."
"I was planning on being pleased to meet you, Warden," Jimmy extended a
hand.
"The men are on edge today because of the heavy security around moving
Luthor. I hope you understand. What's this problem about a press
pass?"
"I don't know." Jimmy pulled his card out from under his shirt as the
guards trudged off and Ev and Jerry went to check their two cases of
camera equipment that had been thrown against a wall. "Here's my pass
if you want to see it. It got me past three checkpoints just fine
until I got down here to the dungeon."
"I see," Haskell snorted as he read the information that hung around
Jimmy's neck.
"You see what?"
"I'll have to have a few security drills, Mr. Olsen. This card
shouldn't have gotten you this far. It's your season pass to the
indoor courts at the Metropolis Racquet Club."
"How do you like that?" Jimmy looked at it. "I wonder if my socks
match."
Jimmy, Ev and Jerry followed the warden into the dungeonlike room and
the other reporters tapped their feet, looked at their watches and gave
each other impatient looks as Jimmy's crew set up their sound film
equipment. Nobody said a word of complaint, though, as the warden
waited for Jimmy Olsen before continuing his remarks. It was great to
be a star.
The room was ostensibly built for occasional high security cases. The
federal grant said that some examples of the room's uses would be for
suspected assassins, spies during wartime, an emergency bomb shelter,
terrorists whose friends were likely to try to break them out of jail,
that sort of thing. It would not do, Constitutionally, to build a
special facility for a single prisoner, since that would constitute
cruel and unusual punishment. During the construction of the facility,
no one besides reporters mentioned the fact that the super-security
cell was being built in the same prison where Lex Luthor had spent
slightly more than half his time since he became too old for the East
Kansas Juvenile Reformatory. But sure enough, the very day Luthor
decided to call a press conference—something most convicted felons do
not often do—Warden Haskell decided to announce that the new facility
was complete and ready for its first occupant: Lex Luthor.
"As I was saying earlier," the warden went on, "any claim that the
prisoner might make to the effect that he is being held out of touch
with his attorney, his friends, his colleagues in either criminal or
legitimate pursuits—anyone at all— will not be borne out. As you can
see, there is a functioning private telephone on the wall between the
television and the camera through which the prisoner is monitored,
although the numbers of all outgoing and incoming calls will be
recorded automatically, and you will notice that there is a switch
under the camera with which the prisoner can turn off our audio monitor
for up to fifteen minutes of any twenty-four-hour period. Thus, the
room simultaneously provides redundant security and maintains a
convict's rights to limited privacy."
Luthor had been bragging during these past days that he would escape
this week. The man was not generally given to boasts of either the
hollow or the dense variety. Haskell was the ninth warden at this
prison in eight years. Four had been fired; two had had nervous
breakdowns; one had had a heart seizure after seven months here,
following a history of anemia; and one had actually turned out to be
one of Luthor's many fictional alter egos. This last case was such an
embarrassment that the governor lost his own job over it. Haskell had
entered public service twenty-nine years earlier in order to have job
security. He was eight months from retirement and did not intend to
screw up as had his predecessors. No one would blame Haskell if Luthor
escaped from him every once in a while. The man had not stayed in jail
long enough to go to trial more than once since he was a teenager. But
if Luthor managed to get out after announcing his plans to the press,
Haskell would have the same job security as the forgotten pitcher who
was dumb enough not to walk Babe Ruth after the hitter pointed out the
place in the bleachers where the next pitched ball ultimately landed.
"Well, I wouldn't dream of taking any time away from our star inmate,"
Haskell concluded. "I wouldn't want to be accused of emotional
brutality." No one laughed but Haskell. "There will not be any time
for questions, gentlemen."
"Wonder why," the reporter from Newark said, loud enough for Jimmy to
hear him.
Almost immediately, there was a shuffling and the muffled sound of
men's voices from the hall. Before anyone could get out of the room,
three prison guards, each with a .38 calibre pistol in one hand and a
set of complicated work orders on a clipboard in the other, rushed in
and ordered everyone into the hallway. The warden went with them to
stand on one side of the door as a horde of prison guards—none of them
was shorter than six-feet three—burst through the translucent,
wire-reinforced glass door at the far end of the hall. Ev and Jerry
recorded the scene for Galaxy News. As far as any eye or any camera
could detect, no one was saying a word, but as the swarm oozed into the
narrow space, reporters could gradually make out the sound of a man's
mouth moving faster than any biologically sound mouth ought to be able
to move.
"Hey cauliflower-head," were the first words that the reporters were
able to distinguish from the clapping of cleated boots, "don't you ever
have trouble getting fitted for earwax? . . .
"Watch those size fourteen hooves of yours, Elmer. I don't want
instant fallen arches. Look, when you get a new pair of shoes can I
have those? I need a spare rudder for my yacht. . . . .
"Will you look at old granite-face here, about to crack his first smile
since kindergarten? Last time he did that they had to call in an
orthodontic stone mason and a cement truck to repair him. . . ."
It was unmistakably the voice and attitude of Lex Luthor, dwarfed and
invisible among shoulder-to-shoulder prison guards. The lump of guards
passed, knee-to-knee, holster-to-clipboard, through the hallway toward
the reporters and the warden, then turned right into the super-security
cell like water over a dam. The only way to determine where among the
swarm Luthor walked was to try to figure out at what point the stream
of invectives sounded the loudest before it faded into the reinforced
room.
"That was my groin you hit, ape-arms. Wanna find that clipboard in
your spleen some morning? . . ."
Luthor could say anything he chose to the guards. Once, when Luthor
was working a rock pile, a rookie guard shoved him onto a heap of
stones that cut his face. Luthor never said a word to anyone else
about the guard or the incident. All he did was suggest to the young
man that he apologize. Luthor told the guard that he did not even have
to act as though he was sorry, only that he should say the words. When
the guard declined the suggestion, Luthor simply heaved a sad breath,
wiped a grimy hand over his face and went back to work. One morning
not long afterward, while accidently dozing for a moment during the
night shift, the young guard woke up with the initials LL carved in his
forehead. Luthor was accounted for during the time it happened. He
certainly would have arranged for an alibi had he done it himself, but
he had nothing to do with it. It was simply the work of one of the
inmates, angry over his hero's indignity, serving notice on the prison
administration—as the inmates did in one manner or another from time to
time—that Lex Luthor was not to be touched.
"Hey, where's the innkeeper? Where's former Warden Half-skull? You
out there, Warden, scraping the governor's shoe polish off your tongue
again? Hey, I don't like to kiss and tell, but I think one of your
hired thugs just tickled me."
Eventually the entire company of prison guards flowed into the
super-security cell and the wind began to die down for a few moments.
Seven guards came back out of the room and solemnly assembled in the
corridor—one on either side of the cell door facing three who lined up
opposite them looking into the open room, and two at the translucent
wired-glass door at the end of the hallway.
"All right, gentlemen," Haskell said to the company of reporters who
were amazed by the security precautions, "I think we're ready."
The newsmen, with their notepads, flash cameras and video equipment,
all filed into the room. Spiffily uniformed men, pistols and
clipboards in hands, lined all four walls, and in the far left corner,
dressed in fatigues and a cherubic grin, stood Lex Luthor, lighting a
pipeful of tobacco.
"I do wish you'd thought to put some ashtrays in here, Half-skull."
Luthor dropped his match which fell straight for half the distance to
the floor and then spiraled the remainder of the way from the height of
Luthor's knees. Imprisoned, handcuffed, dressed in dull gray,
surrounded by eighteen men, all of whom were appreciably more massive
than he, the bald, stocky man looked for all the world as though he
were in charge.
Luthor greeted the reporters, taking care to pay special attention
("Your acne clear up yet, puss-face?") to Jimmy Olsen. He made his
three-point statement, embellishing it suitably; Haskell once again
assured the reporters that the room was quite escape-proof; during the
drive back to Metropolis Jimmy began writing the story of Luthor's
escape, which would certainly come in handy sometime during the coming
week.
In two weeks Warden Haskell would be transferred to the East Kansas
Juvenile Reformatory where his salary, and consequently his retirement
pension, would be reduced by about 20 percent.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 6
Chapter 6
DEMONS
Nearly everyone had a personal demon. Few people called them demons,
but that was what they were.
Perry White, the editor of the Daily Planet, and Franklin Roosevelt,
the thirty-second President of the United States, collected stamps.
Lex Luthor had a younger sister named Lena who was a toddler when Lex
left home and who did not know she was related to the infamous
criminal, but whose life and career Luthor followed.
Sherlock Holmes played the violin, as did Albert Einstein, who realized
during his final years that he was in danger of dying before he
formulated his Unified Field Theory and so banished his demon, in order
to spend all his intellect chasing the tail of time and space.
Lois Lane wrote poetry and hid the pages in a corrugated cardboard file
box whose inside she once lined with lead foiling.
Jimmy Olsen, unknown to any of his friends other than Clark Kent, took
the name Marshall McShane to host a Sunday afternoon country music show
on a college radio station called "Music You Can't Hear on the Radio."
Morgan Edge, the president of Galaxy Communications, ran six miles a
day.
Kristin Wells, Lois Lane's two-day-a-week girl Friday, had a passion
for expensive discos and for obscure volumes on recent history.
Steve Lombard, the former quarterback and current WGBS sports reporter,
spent weekend afternoons, when millions of American men are watching
football games, eating popcorn in front of old movies on television.
Jimmy Carter taught Sunday school.
Martha Kent collected antique bottles.
Lord Greystroke learned languages, human and otherwise.
Edward R. Murrow smoked cigarettes.
Superman had Clark Kent.
In fact, Superman loved Clark Kent as much as he loved anyone or
anything else. He loved his alter ego as he loved the memory of the
two good people who had taken him as their son; as he loved this
adopted world that had accepted him as its hero; as he loved Lois
Lane. Clark Kent was a person as real and individual as any man ever
created by the mind of man. Superman even gave Clark a demon: Clark
videotaped television commercials that particularly amused him, and
showed them to friends who were polite enough to sit through them.
Superman spent appreciably more time creating the reality of Clark Kent
than he spent doing anything else. Clark Kent spent more time walking
the Earth than Superman spent flying above it. Superman valued his
creation as he valued a human life.
Right now, something was bothering Clark Kent and had been bothering
him since he first saw Jimmy's film of Luthor's announcement, but Clark
could not for all his reason figure out what it was. He sat in his
tiny office running the film through an editing machine for the
seventy-third time. He would have run it faster if not for the fact
the film would have melted with friction. It was nearly five
fifty-eight in the evening, two minutes before air time. He would have
to memorize the entire film this time through, frame by frame, if he
was going to allow himself the customary ninety seconds to type and
edit the anchor script for his hour-long news show. He would spend
most of those ninety seconds, of course, walking down the hall, at the
speed of a normal, slightly clumsy Earth human, from his office to the
news anchor desk in Studio B.
"Good evening, this is Clark Kent with the Six O'Clock WGBS Evening
News," were the next words that he said, and slightly more than a
million people heard him say that.
As it happened, slightly fewer than a million people saw the film of
Luthor dropping the match that first fell and then spiraled to the
ground. More than a hundred thousand of Clark's viewers, at that point
in the show, were sniffing through the refrigerator, thumbing through
the newspapers, sorting through the mail or whatever. Almost everyone
whose television was turned on, however, heard Luthor declare his
intention to escape. A few clucked their disapproval. A few wondered
if Luthor had, as he claimed, discovered some new miraculous source of
energy. Most of them dismissed the claim, not realizing that Luthor
was not a dishonest public servant but rather, an honest criminal.
Clark suffered no such oversight.
Here were some of the other stories Clark mentioned on the news
tonight:
Eleven hours after the snow had stopped failing, much of the city
continued to be winter-bound.
The price of gold hit its first new high of the year this afternoon,
and the price of imported oil did the same thing for the third time in
the past six months.
The head of the state of Laos charged that the Prime Minister of
Thailand was responsible for an outbreak in Laos of cholera, and the
Laotian intended to put the Prime Minister on trial in absentia.
There was a plague of locusts in the sky over Brussels, Belgium.
And so forth.
Through these and all the other stories, Clark spoke his lines
dutifully and professionally, as he watched a mental picture, frame by
frame, of Luthor announcing his intention to escape. Clark had no
illusion that Luthor might have slipped a clue as to his specific
methods in the words he chose. The criminal was quite a bit cleverer
than that. No, it was something else.
The show was supposed to end with a mildly amusing film narrated by
Lloyd Kramer, which showed cars on the bridge below the Fifty-ninth
Street Tramway sliding on the sleet and ice, bending up each other's
fenders and breaking lights fore and aft. It was a fine report,
actually, narrated in a flip, irreverent style. It had been a good
story, in fact, during every major snowstorm of the past three years.
Three years ago was the first time Clark had assigned the story, and by
now it was getting dog-eared. Clark did his job with consistent
efficiency and a startling lack of imagination.
Here is where Superman makes a mistake:
It is not a big mistake by the standard of the mistakes Superman is in
a position to make. It is indeed a mistake, however—not an intentional
cover for the purposes of reinforcing his Clark Kent disguise, and
because of who made it, this mistake becomes just a touch horrifying.
The show was supposed to end with Lloyd Kramer's amusing version of
Clark Kent's standard soporific snow assignment. It didn't. During
the final segment of the "Evening News," anchorman and associate
producer Clark Kent momentarily takes over the function of the
director, Josh Coyle, who spends the two or three minutes of the final
segment feverishly editing together videotaped scenes from the day's
newsfilm to show with the credits at the conclusion of the program.
The reason Coyle has to do this during the final segment is that only
at this point does Coyle know exactly how many seconds he can allot for
the credits. Coyle began putting together the closing videotape as
soon as he cued the final commercial which preceded the last segment of
the show. Consequently, Clark Kent's sole function during the two or
three minutes that he is effectively the director is to cue the final
tag film. That is, it is Clark's job simply to tell the technician in
the booth with Coyle which film to slip into a little slot, and
precisely when to do it.
What Clark Kent was supposed to tell the technician, as the final
commercial ended and Josh Coyle played with his tapes, was, "Cue the
tramway film for seventeen seconds." This meant that the final segment
would consist of Clark talking for seventeen seconds, followed by Lloyd
Kramer's film.
What Clark actually said was, "Cue the Luthor film for seventeen
seconds." Then, as the technician sitting next to the preoccupied Josh
Coyle slipped the wrong tape into the videotape player and the live
image of Kent at his anchor desk in Studio B returned to a million
people's television screens in the Metropolitan area, Kent read from
his prepared text: "A few hardy and perhaps a few foolhardy souls did,
for reasons known only to them, venture among the elements today. Our
man Lloyd Kramer watched some of them this afternoon on the
Outerborough Bridge from his vantage point on the Fifty-Ninth Street
Tramway. This is what he saw."
Clark Kent, running through his mind the same scene that was now
reenacting itself on a million television screens, and Josh Coyle,
splicing and cross-editing videotaped scenes only hours old with the
skill of a ping-pong champion, noticed the error simultaneously, less
than a minute before the end of the show, when Coyle's job was
complete. Angry with the technician whose fault he thought the error
was, Coyle flipped a switch from his booth, signaling the anchorman was
now back on the air. Before the director turned to vent his anger on
the young technician, Clark apologized on the air.
"We usually call these things technical difficulties," Clark told his
audience. "That's simply an easy way of saying, 'Sorry, my mistake.'
I gave our technician the wrong cue, and he rolled the wrong film.
We'll get Lloyd and the snow, I trust, on the eleven o'clock report."
"See?" the technician in the booth told Coyle. "See? He did say 'the
Luthor film.' See?"
"For all of us here at WGBS News, this is Clark Kent wishing you a good
evening," and Josh Coyle's videotape collage of the day's newsfilm
rolled underneath the credits to signal the end of the program.
As it turned out, this particular mistake was not a bad thing for
Superman. It helped, to some extent to reinforce the reality of Clark
Kent as a fallible human being. But the fact remained that it was
Superman, not Clark Kent, who made the error.
C. W. Saturn occasionally lost a battle, but he did not make mistakes.
Fifty miles to the north, at his home in the village of Tarrytown,
Warden Haskell of the Pocantico Correctional Facility had been late in
turning on the WGBS Six O'Clock Evening News. The story in which he
was interested, Jimmy Olsen's account of Luthor's transfer from Cell
Block Ten to the new super-security cell, was the lead story that night
and Haskell had missed it.
Mrs. Haskell was a newspaper reader rather than a television watcher.
She came into the living room with the morning's Daily Planet, the
afternoon Post and the message that dinner would soon be ready. During
the remainder of Clark Kent's broadcast, Mrs. Haskell sat on the couch
next to her husband reading stories about her husband's day, about Lex
Luthor's past career, and the locusts that swarmed over the streets of
Brussels. Mr. Haskell did the crossword puzzle until he was stumped by
24-across, which was a thirteen-letter word meaning deliberately, for
dolphins." That was when Haskell looked up at the screen and was
alarmed to see the mistakenly rebroadcast film of Luthor lighting his
pipe.
Haskell bolted from the couch and his wife asked, "What's wrong,
Eddie?"
Without answering her he grabbed the kitchen telephone to call the
prison's director of maintenance. The man was not at home, and none of
the custodians on duty that night was near a phone at the prison.
Haskell would try the maintenance director's number every half hour
that night until someone answered. Despite his errors in judgment and
his doomed retirement pension, Edmund Haskell was a very bright man.
He knew what was wrong with the film.
Coyle always had trouble criticizing Clark Kent. The newsman was so
self-effacing, so will to acquiesce to a put-down that Clark was still
only about midway through an elaborate apology when the frustrated
director threw his hands into the air and walked off. Clark appeared
to be talking to himself, with Coyle's back toward him, when Lois Lane
walked into the studio.
"Come on, Clark," the woman said. "You wouldn't want to stand in the
way of young love, would you?"
"What?" Clark was riffling through the pages of the script for the
news show whose ending he had just botched. He looked up and said,
"Oh. Lois."
"Busy for dinner?"
"Me? Busy?" Clark was genuinely surprised. "You're asking me out to
dinner?"
"Gloria Steinem and Helen Gurley Brown both said it's alright. I
figured I'd better do it."
"Of course I'm not busy."
"Terrific, Clark. I'm trying to get Jimmy to meet Kristin, that new
girl who's typing the final copy of my book. You just make believe
you're my date, all right?"
"I'll try to put on a good act."
Lois Lane was Clark Kent's idea of a remarkable woman. She was almost
anyone's idea of a remarkable woman. Not yet through her twenties, she
was successful in her field, famous, envied, intelligent, and one
suspected that if she was not wealthy, it was only because she did not
care to be. She was regularly named to the annual list of the year's
"Ten Worst-Dressed Women," a promotional device used by a California
dress salesman who sought notoriety by picking fights with people whose
names were more famous than his. Last year a writer for People
magazine placed her on a list—along with names as diverse as Jacqueline
Onassis, Kate Jackson and Lillian Hellman—of the "World's Ten Most
Eligible Women." She asked Clark to spend time with her, she supposed,
because he was safe.
"Hey, Clarkie, cutting out so soon?" The voice from behind was that of
Steve Lombard, the sportscaster. "Whatcha up to, Lois-babes?"
"No good, Grizzly. Come on, Clark. I don't want to miss Jimmy."
Actually, the rush was over the fact that Lois wanted to miss Lombard.
"Hey, stick around for the free feed. I'll buy ya a margarita, Lois."
Lombard had hooked Clark and Lois by their elbows and Clark noticed
that the former quarterback was maneuvering them toward the swinging
door of the hallway.
"See that elbow, big stuff?" Lois asked as Lombard glanced out the
window of the door, deftly positioning the pair in front of it.
"Yeah."
"It's as close as you're going to get."
And then Benny Boghosian, as was his custom, wheeled his snack cart
unceremoniously from the hallway through the door, which hit Clark, who
softly and carefully defied gravity to lift himself slightly off the
ground and into the left side of Lois where Lombard had aimed him.
Lois fell smoothly into the arms of the former quarterback.
Of course, there was nothing else Clark could have done about Steve's
prank, nothing else he could do about the scores of similar pranks
pulled in front of women on whom Steve was determined to make some sort
of an impression. But Clark could never get even overtly. Steve was
as much a tool of Superman's constant fashioning of the fictional Clark
Kent persona as Clark was a function, very often, of Steve's apish
nonsense. That was what was so infuriating about Steve.
There was a bloody mary for the sportscaster on Benny Boghosian's lunch
cart, compliments of Galaxy Communication's president, Morgan Edge.
Clark noticed it with his heat vision. It would be unbearably bitter
this afternoon. Clark apologized to Benny and to Lois, who took his
hand as they left. She took Clark's hand to make it clear to Steve
that she was not impressed with him. She held Clark's hand once in a
while, for one reason or another, and she often had to tell herself not
to notice whatever it was that she felt in her hand when she did. She
had no conscious idea what it was she felt, but she resolved not to
think about it for fear that she might decide she liked it.
"Maybe it's his money or something," the sportscaster said downing the
drink in one swig, " 'cause it sure ain't the way he dresses." Then he
noticed his throat.
"You know who Kristin is," Lois said to Clark in the hallway. "I told
you about her. She's the one typing up my book on that bank robbery
down in the Village. The one where the kid saw the Al Pacino movie and
went out and held ten people hostage for eight hours and got talked out
of it by the disc jockey on WNEW."
"Right. Are you done with that already?"
"Except for the final proofreading. I'm not much on style, Clark, but
any editor can be sure Perry White taught me to make my deadlines.
Anyway, Kris is a really nice girl. A little spacey, maybe, but she's
pretty new in town and she's been hanging around those awful singles'
bars and I promised to treat her to dinner today. Then it occurred to
me that she and Jimmy would be perfect, so I told her that you and I
had a date tonight and that I'd forgotten about it, but she could
certainly come along, and wouldn't it be nice if we got another man to
make it a foursome. Pretty clever, huh?"
"Clever as a fox, Lois."
"I found her through one of those temporary office help agencies, but I
only need her for two days a week and they almost never call her, so I
told her about Lena. You remember my friend Lena Thorul, don't you,
Clark?"
"That's not the one with mental telepathy, is it?"
"Telepathy. Not mental telepathy. Mental telepathy is redundant.
Yeah, that's the one. Lena's writing a book, too, a psychic phenomena,
and she can't type at all. So that fills in another two days a week
for Kris. She's even covering her rent! Now you're briefed on her."
"Why do I want to be briefed on her? Now I won't have anything to talk
about."
"You never have anything to talk about anyway, and it has to look to
Jimmy as though you and Kris are old friends, so it won't look as
though we're setting them up."
"Aren't we setting them up?"
"Of course we're setting them up."
"So why can't we tell them?"
"It's like a bear in the woods. Don't you know anything, Clark?"
"A bear in the woods..."
By now they had walked down the hall to the elevator, taken it down
from the twentieth floor where the WGBS News offices were, to the sixth
floor, which contained the editorial department of the Daily Planet
where Lois worked. Halfway down the hall, between the elevator and the
cubbyhole that was Lois's office, she stopped, made Clark stand still,
and faced him.
"When you run into a hungry bear in the woods," she explained, "you
have to lie down and play dead. That way the bear doesn't know what's
been at you and he'll leave you alone. If you run away the bear's
likely to kill you." She walked on.
"Oh."
"Right! Well it's the same with Kristin and Jimmy. If we lay them out
like dead meat neither of them will be interested."
"I see." The fact that he didn't see at all pleased him immensely.
Generally, his curse was to understand too much.
Kristin Wells turned out to be what Jimmy Olsen would probably call a
knockout. Jimmy was not in Lois's office, though. Kristin was there
alone, doing the crossword puzzle in the morning edition of the Daily
Planet.
"Porpoisefully," Clark said as he walked in behind Kristin and she
jumped.
"Oh. What did you say?"
"Twenty-four across, the one you're having trouble with. It's
porpoisefully. Like dolphins. Thirteen letters."
"Hey man, you're right. Outrageous."
"Kris Wells,"—Lois was formal in a very breezy manner—"this is Clark
Kent."
"Sure, Clark. I watch you on the news every day."
"We're old friends," Clark told his new friend solemnly.
"I bet Jimmy is upstairs getting free food. I'll run up and get him.
You two become older friends. I'll be right back."
Clark sat down on the windowsill and awkwardly clapped his hands once.
Kristin watched him, watching herself being careful not to let on how
thrilled she was at meeting Superman.
"So," he said and paused. "You like doing crossword puzzles, do you?"
"We were having a perfectly good time," Lois was telling the phone two
days later, "and then he got sick to his stomach over the lobsters and
left."
"Just like that?"
"Just like that."
"No 'excuse me' or anything?"
"Oh, lots of 'excuse mes' Lots of 'pardons' and 'terribly sorrys' and
all that stuff. Clark's got all the manners his milkmaid mother ever
taught him and then some. Just no stomach."
"Well, I don't know, Lois," Lena Thorul said from the other end of the
line. "The thought of picking out your dinner from a tubful of
crawling things never much appealed to me."
"You're one thing. Clark Kent is—Do you have any idea how tall he is?"
"Tall?"
"At least six-two."
"Really? He never looked that tall to me."
"That's not taking the slouch into account. I saw him next to Steve
Lombard—y'know, Grizzly the football player? Oh, that's another thing.
Remind me to tell you about him before I forget."
"Grizzly the football player. Got it."
"Right. Where was I?"
"Six-foot two."
"Right. At least six-two, maybe more. I'll admit everybody looks tall
to me, but he's taller than Steve. Really. Do you believe a big strong
guy like that whom everyone in town watches on the news every day and
trusts to tell them stuff they don't know—this guy never even knew that
they throw live lobsters in boiling water?"
"Come on. Are you sure this is recently?"
"Really. It was two days ago. Yeah, the night Luthor escaped."
"Ohh—"
"Oh, I'm sorry, Lena. I forgot about that." Lois had momentarily lost
the fact that Lena was what she called an empath. Lena had emotions
that were psychically heightened, and one of the things she became
unaccountably emotional about was Lex Luthor. Lois knew why this was,
although Lena did not. Lois apologized: "I just remember headlines the
way other people remember days of the week. I didn't mean to mention
that."
"It's gone. Forget it. What about Clark?"
"Clark? He's impossible. He can't be for real."
"I told you when I met him, Lois," Lena Thorul, recovered, dropping to
her most conspiratorial tone, "and I'll say it again now. Clark Kent's
got a lot more going for him then he lets on. I can tell these
things. You could do worse."
"I bet I can do better."
"Be careful about that. You've been believing what you read about
yourself in People magazine. How's it going with the test pilot
anyway?"
"Superman?"
"Who else?"
"The same." Lois paused, wondering if Lena could read her mind across
the city or through the telephone line. "I don't want to talk about
him. I'd rather talk about Kris. She should be there any minute.
Listen, would you try to talk some sense into her?"
"I've been trying to do that with you. Why would it work any better on
her?"
"You're younger than me and you're older than her."
"This from someone who makes a living with words."
"Grammar is the editor's job. Listen, Lena, she hangs out at discos."
"So?"
"So? Have you ever been to one of those places?"
"As a matter of fact I have. My husband took me to Regine's once and
the music actually cleared my head. They're aren't a lot of things
that do that. Some nineteen-year-old guy tried to pick me up, though,
and we haven't been back. What's wrong with Kristin?"
"She's a smart girl. She types as well as anyone I know—certainly
better than I do—and if you ever get into a discussion of American
history with her you'll be amazed at the things she knows. She can tell
you more about the Second World War than my father, and he was a
colonel. But she's a total air-head about men. She does this space
cadet routine."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Steve Lombard came into the restaurant by himself as soon as
Clark left. He must have heard me tell Jimmy where we were going,
because the last time Steve went anywhere alone I fell off my moa."
"Your mower?"
"Moa. It's an extinct bird. Jimmy actually seemed to like Kris—and you
know how Jimmy feels about my introducing him to someone. Ever since my
little sister packed him in, he's acted like I was his mother anytime I
wanted him to meet anyone I thought he'd like. There was this woman
pediatrician I knew once who—"
"Kristin. You were talking about Kristin."
"Right. Steve came in and acted like it was a surprise we were there.
I think he saw Clark leave, although he said he didn't. He sat down
next to me and all of a sudden Kris was mesmerized."
"Was he wearing an open shirt?"
"An open shirt. Yeah, he was. Why do you ask?"
"Just something that popped into my head."
"Yeah, and he was doing his usual come-on number with me, and Kris said
out of nowhere, she says, 'I don't believe how much hair you've got on
you're chest.'"
"Really? She said that? In front of Jimmy?"
"Well, she and Grizzly went off to someplace on First Avenue and Jimmy
and I passed on it. I think he was really hurt."
"I would think so."
"And Steve Lombard? That lumbering, swaggering—"
"Hold it, Lois. That's the doorbell."
Lena Thorul was one of those rare people to whom the psychic gift was
precisely that—a gift. It was something she did not cultivate, fake or
particularly want. Lena was writing, on Lois's suggestion, an anonymous
autobiography she would call A Burden of Prophecy. Two days after
Clark Kent left Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Kristin Wells sitting in a
restaurant, this perfectly rational young woman who happened to be
highly psychic left Lois waiting on the telephone and walked across her
living room to answer the doorbell. On the other side of the door she
found something unholy, an apparition whose form she could not bear to
see. She wailed and fell on the rug.
Kristin was as startled as Lena. She bent over Lena for a moment to
see that the woman had fainted. She wrung her hands in her confusion,
then noticed her telephone out of its cradle.
Kristin picked up the receiver. "Hello?"
"Lena? I heard a scream."
"It's not Lena. Is that Lois? This is Kris."
"What happened?"
"She fainted. She opened the door and I said hi and didn't even get as
far as telling her who I was and she was felled in a faint."
"Was felled in a faint?"
"I mean she fainted. The chick fainted, man. Checked out on the rug.
What's her scam?"
"I don't know. She's a psychic and sometimes funny things come over
her."
"Oh, she's an empath. You told me. I know what to do about that.
I'll take care of it.," Kristin said and hung up.
Kristin rifled the food stores of the apartment for any source of
vitamin C, which Lena needed, Kristin knew, in great quantity. The
girl open several small cans of frozen fruit juice concentrate and
forced the contents in spoonfuls down Lena's throat. In a few minutes
the older woman was back to normal.
Across town, Lois Lane wondered how Kristin or anyone else for that
matter could know what to do for an empath who had suddenly fainted.
Lois was incorrect about one thing for certain in her conversation with
Lena. Steve Lombard had not seen Clark Kent leaving the restaurant two
days ago. It was Clark who had run, with one hand on his stomach and
the other on his mouth, into the vestibule between the restaurant and
the sidewalk, but when the sidewalk door opened it looked as though it
was pushed only by a stiff wind.
Up, up into the darkness gathering over Metropolis soared Superman.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 7
Chapter 7
THE DISCOVERY of MAGIC
To a stranger, every highly developed technology must look like arcane
ritual. The impression on the first extraterrestrial who studied an
operation of brain surgery, for example, must have been reminiscent of
the impression physicians had when they began to take note of the
herbal therapy practiced by Ozark healers, or the reaction of
anthropologists to social customs of the natives of Samoa. What is an
alien to think of a rite carried out in a sterile room by veiled men
and women wearing nova-white robes, a ritual that involves the removal
and subsequent resecuring of a hairless human's scalp with bizarre
specialized tools?
Such arcane rituals accompanied every new discovery that civilization
added to its repertoire. The discovery of tools was accompanied by the
rituals of woodcraft and stone masonry. The bronze age brought the
smelting of ores. The locomotive was accompanied by coal-tending and
first-class compartments. The telephone evolved with dial tones, busy
signals, conference calls, and adolescence. Internal combustion
brought drive-ins, traffic jams and the Organization of Petroleum
Exporting Countries. Now Luthor brought to civilization's environs a
new discovery, and the collection of rituals he formulated to go with
it showed signs of being no less distinctive than any that went with
previous discoveries.
Luthor called his discovery gas-wave physics, and until he saw the
coverage of his press conference on the Six O'Clock WGBS Evening News,
he had planned to put off his ritual for a few days. What Luthor saw
on the television screen alarmed him. He would certainly had been more
alarmed if he had noticed the three guards and one electrician who came
to the super-security cell on the warden's orders that night at two
o'clock to check the heating system. Luthor was doing something like
meditating at the time as part of his ritual. Of course the three
guards and the electrician thought he was asleep. The guards were glad
to avoid the customary verbal abuse, although the electrician, who did
not know any better, would have liked to meet Luthor. As a matter of
fact, the electrician was very careful not to find the air current that
the warden insisted was in the room, so that the workman would have an
excuse to come back tomorrow and see what Luthor was really like.
Tomorrow, of course, Luthor would no longer be there.
All sorts of conflicting emotions flew around in Luthor's formidable
brain when he watched Clark Kent on the evening news. Kent was the
good boy that Lex Luthor never was, the conventionally successful and
respected man that Luthor never grew up to become. These days, on the
few occasions Luthor had to talk to the newsman, Kent called him
Mr. Luthor and acted as though they had never met other than in
connection with Kent's job and Luthor's infamy. Luthor supposed he
acted the same way toward Kent, except for the one time he had idly
threatened Kent's life, the time Kent nearly had him convinced to
change his ways. But years ago they were both in Smallville, and in
Smallville things were different.
At the age of twelve no one but a potential saint is flawless, and in
America saints don't generally live past the age of nine. That was what
Jules and Arlene Luthor had in mind when they brought a child into the
world—a saint. When their nine-year-old son Lex clearly showed himself
to be something other than that, they decided to have another child and
move to the heartland where their son, for what he was worth, and their
infant daughter could have a proper upbringing.
In the city, Lex learned how to pick locks, slash tires and extort
classmates' lunch money in return for "protection." In the country he
learned how to steal fresh watermelons, break into ice cream parlors
for midnight snacks, and from Clark Kent he learned how to scare cows
into losing their milk.
Lex always showed signs of alarming honesty. If he neglected, for some
reason, to tell a new acquaintance not to trust him, then Lex could
certainly be trusted. He was careful, upon meeting each of his eighth
grade teachers, to smile and say, "Don't trust me," before he said
hello. Although Brooklyn's public school curriculum was woefully behind
that of Smallville at the time—and has been ever since—Lex immediately
led all his classes academically. And once he convinced each teacher
that he was smarter than anyone else in the class, he proceeded to
convince each teacher that the teacher had no business presuming to
teach him anything about anything other than humility.
When Lex interrupted Donna Hughes, his mathematics teacher, while she
was in the process of showing the class how to derive the formula to
solve quadratic equations, Mrs. Hughes slyly invited Lex to finish the
derivation. He did, faster than she could follow, and he did an encore
to that performance by deriving a formula that generates prime
numbers. Mrs. Hughes, along with nearly every other mathematical
scholar since the time of Euclid, was under the impression that there
was no formula in existence which consistently generated prime
numbers. Lex erased his formula before the teacher closed her mouth
and could summon the presence of mind to copy it down.
When Robert Knodt, the science teacher, got it into his head to
convince his students that chemistry was relevant to their everyday
lives, Luthor managed to dull the teacher's point. Mr. Knodt set up a
simple experiment which he had designed to measure, during a period of
a few days, the relative efficiencies of different kitchen-food
wrappings at keeping out moisture. These commercial food wrappings
ranged from ordinary wax paper to the rolled plastic wraps that were
just then beginning to come on the market. Lex volunteered to bring in
one of his mother's wax paper bags, whose inside he first coated with a
nonporous, nearly undetectable clear paste that Lex made from one of
Arlene Luthor's fiberglass kitchen curtains. Mr. Knodt was at a loss
to explain how the wax paper turned out to be more resistant to
moisture than any of the supposedly nonporous wrappings. The wax
paper, in fact, seemed to be 100 percent resistant. Lex told Mr. Knodt
and the class what he had done, but when the science teacher asked Lex
if he was interested in patenting his new substance, Lex claimed to
have forgotten how he had made it.
And when Carol Roberts, the social studies teacher, suggested that
Rutherford B. Hayes did not actually win the presidential election of
1876, but that his party had bought southern electoral votes in an
illegal political bargain, Lex disagreed. The boy launched into an
involved polemic on constitutional law to prove that although there was
a political deal, it was actually perfectly legal. The irrefutable
logic of his tirade reached above the heads of the class not long
before it also eluded Miss Roberts.
Except that on these occasions, and on several others, Lex noticed the
faintest hint of a grin on Clark Kent's face. Clark knew something he
was not letting on, and Lex decided for some reason that he liked
Clark. For a while Clark seemed to be the boy's only friend.
Lex liked Clark less and respected him more when Clark took the blame
for some silly prank Lex pulled one night at the Herman farm, but Lex
finally told Clark not to trust him after that. Clark had not trusted
him since.
No time to think about that now, Luthor decided as he sat watching the
Six O'Clock WGBS Evening News in the Pocantico Correctional Facility's
super-security cell. He had contrived to be transferred to this
dungeon for a reason, and now that he was here there was work to do.
Since the last full moon, when he did not eat for three days, Luthor
had been on a completely organic diet. This was one of his new
rituals. It was not particularly healthy for him, Luthor knew, but it
was no less healthy than his normal diet of hormone-infested meat and
canned food-coloring and preservatives flavored with traces of
vegetation. A diet of whole grains and fruit juices was necessary for
what he had to do. In order to deal with the forces he had to harness
for his escape, Luthor had to cleanse his body as much as possible of
all traces of inorganic matter. That was the key.
It was no more difficult, in Prison, to get organic food than it was to
get illegal drugs. The price was higher than it was outside, that was
all, and that was no problem for Luthor. It would have been difficult
to get any such substances into the super-security cell, but Luthor had
not eaten anything since that afternoon, and he had been planning to
fast for a few days just to be sure his body was cleared of inorganic
chemicals before the escape. The plan was different now. He had to get
out before someone—before Superman—noticed his little indiscretion on
film.
Luthor could no more bring inorganic matter among the nether regions
through which he had to go in order to escape, than he could kill a
rock. Luthor had teleported before, even to get out of prison. There
were lots of ways to do it; all of them except this one was
prohibitively expensive. Most of the methods Luthor knew for the
transfer of matter through space, by other than three-dimensional
means, involved equipment which was not produced on Earth, equipment
that could only be manufactured in the total vacuum and zero
gravitation of outer space. Luthor had never found it feasible to set
up a major manufacturing operation in space. The enterprise would
certainly give a massive boost to the American economy, but that was of
little concern to him, and there were easier ways to break prison.
Luthor considered teleportation to be basically a waste of time and
energy until he made his new discovery. Before this, he had generally
regarded people who studied or promoted the various mystic arts—from
meditation to astrology to demonology to whatever—to be charlatans,
fools or madmen. He still believed this. The more he thought and
studied and read, however, the more his mind summoned up an old image.
It was an allegory in which a swarm of scientists, social theorists and
scholars in their academic robes and laboratory coats carried heavy
backpacks full of slide rules, significant survey samples and advanced
degrees up the sheer face of a hostile mountain. Some fell off. When
the survivors among the company of hard-nosed realists reached the
summit, they were amazed to find a collection of mystics, sorcerers and
wild-eyed prophets already there, engaged in pleasant conversation and
the contents of a community hookah. The mystic had no idea where they
were or how they had gotten there. They knew only that this was their
destination and that one day sometime ago a giant hand had plucked them
out of the darkness and gently deposited them on the mountaintop. The
scientists and other realists, though, had the satisfaction of having
climbed the mountain.
What Luthor had recently discovered, what was essentially going to make
it possible for him to walk through a wall and emerge a free man, was
the nature of the human soul. Lex Luthor, climbing the sheer face of a
hostile mountain, had found positive evidence of the existence of the
souls of every living thing.
He even knew what souls were made of. He called the material gas-waves—the
state of Creation that lay between matter and energy. The three
conventional states of matter, as far as anyone knew, were solid,
liquid and gas. There was also plasma. No one was quite sure where
plasma fit in. The other thing that the stuff that made up Creation
could be, as far anyone knew, was energy. Energy and matter, broken
down to their innermost parts, were made of the same stuff. The energy
state of all matter was inherent in the matter, and the matter that
energy could become was a part of the energy. Everybody knew that, even
Robert Knodt. Matter could turn into energy—as it did in the process of
nuclear reaction—and energy could turn into matter—as it did when no a
star collapsed into a black hole—but as far as anyone knew, matter and
energy could not be created or destroyed.
As far as anyone but Luthor knew, there was nothing for the stuff of
Creation to be besides matter and energy. Souls were certainly
examples of the stuff of Creation, but the stuff of souls was neither
matter nor energy. Souls were made of gas-waves. The mystics and
crackpots whom Luthor envisioned sitting serenely at the top of the
mountain when he and the intellectuals got there had another name for
gas-waves. They called them ectoplasm.
The crackpots, in their benign ignorance, had a name for just about
everything Luthor had discovered or could postulate in connection with
gas-wave physics. His ancillary discoveries and postulates were indeed
so numerous that the possibilities were staggering. There was the
possibility of other dimensions existing on different vibratory planes
of gas-waves, in the same space as our own perceptible Universe. It
was possible that the alteration of an individual's gas-wave pattern
was the key to traveling backward and forward in time. It was now
possible to manufacture antimatter. There might also exist, moving
among the countless universes of Creation, angels, devils, demonic
possession, miracles, leprechauns, warlocks, and other worlds seen in
dreams. There certainly was, at the very least, a new universe to
perceive, and Luthor knew the same kind of excitement that the man who
had first tamed fire knew.
Luthor had told no one of his discovery. That was his way. Who was
there to tell? It did not matter anyway, he knew now, if he did not
transmit the knowledge to another mind before he endangered his life.
He had realized, as a result of his discovery of gas-waves, that he
would never die. There was a God.
This was news to him.
The discovery had started simply and innocuously, as such discoveries
often begin, with a question in Luthor's mind. It was this: Where do
thought go once they've been thought?
It was the sort of question a child would ask. It was the question of
a neophyte, of a stoned junkie, of a moron, or of a genius. I mean it,
he insisted to himself as he lay at four in the morning on his cot on
the third level of Cell Block Ten. Where do thoughts go when you're
done with them? Do they fly off into the ozone somewhere like a light
beam or a radio wave? Do they drop toward the pull of gravity? What
is a thought? Is it energy or matter? A tiny physical change occurs
in the brain whenever it digests a new bit of information. Does that
mean thoughts are organic? Is a concept a physical entity?
Luthor had gotten up from his cot in Cell Block Ten—slowly, carefully,
so as not to joggle the ectoplasmic thought that had ridden the edge of
sleep to his mind—and reached for his note pad.
What is energy? He had asked himself. He went through a list of
prerequisites a thing had to have in order to be energy. Then he tried
matter. This was more difficult and it took ten pages of tight
calculations, but Luthor was able to prove that a thought was not a
material object. Nor was it an immaterial construct of the brain,
which, as far as anyone knew, was made of matter and energy. So a
thought was made of something that was never before conceived of by the
mind of a rational man.
Does any of this make sense? He asked himself.
Yes, it does, he answered. All of it.
Luthor spent the remainder of time he was in prison this time around
figuring out that (a) thoughts were made of gas-waves; (b) so were
souls, emotions and certain intangible needs; (c) all space and time
that was not occupied by matter or by quanta of energy was occupied by
some form of gas-wave; and (d) if Luthor made public or tried to
publish any of his findings, they had no more chance of being accepted
by the worldwide scientific community than a woman discoverer of a cure
for cancer had of winning the Nobel Prize after she had posed for the
centerfold of Playboy.
The soul—the gas-wave nature, the ectoplasm, whatever one felt like
calling it – of every entity of organic matter was as much a part of
that entity as the energy that drove Luthor's digestive system was a
part of his body. Furthermore, any entity with a consciousness was
capable, if it knew how to steer that consciousness, of temporarily
transforming its matter and energy into pure gas-waves and transporting
it through a prearranged route to rematerialize as matter and energy at
the conscious entity's destination – through any physical barrier.
Walls, fire, nuclear radiation, Superman, any power of this world could
no more stop the motion of a gas-wave entity than a hand could swat
starlight out of the sky.
So now Luthor was prone on the cot in his super-security cell
underneath Pocantico, oblivious to the guards and the electrician
checking the heating system, although he was quite conscious. What he
was doing was what the crackpots at the summit of his allegorical
mountain might call "meditating," or "finding his center." What Luthor
would say he was doing was exercising his consciousness in such a way
as to transform the energy and matter of his being into gas-waves, so
that he could walk through a hole in space at the end of the room where
the workman was checking the heat, and emerge whole and healthy
somewhere far away from the Pocantico Correctional Facility.
Less than an hour after the workmen and the three guards, thinking
Luthor was asleep, left the room and wove their way through the
checkpoints between the underground super-security cell and the outside
world, Luthor got up from his cot. Walking with tiny steps, almost
floating, Luthor made his way to the point in space where, that
afternoon, he had stood and declaimed at the representatives of the
press who had come to hear what he had to say.
Then he walked through the wall.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 8
Chapter 8
LIQUEFIED NATURAL GAS
It may have been that Superman was an alarmist by nature, but this sort
of thing infuriated him. He seemed forever to be slugging it out with
the forces of Chaos. For example, the evening before Luthor's escape -
the evening Clark Kent complained of an upset stomach over the plight
of lobsters being boiled alive, and Warden Haskell seriously began to
fear for his job - Superman made his way thorough the sky over
Metropolis. There was a nutshell-sized explosion, a pop of gas caused
by a cigarette tossed off by a merchant marine on a tanker, the
Monrovia II, holding a cargo of liquefied natural gas in Metropolis
Harbor.
Things like liquefied natural gas amazed Superman. LNG, as it was
commonly called, was one of the most volatile substances known to
humanity. If it leaked out of a tanker, which, Superman had to admit,
it had never done anywhere until today, its fumes could spread through
the air for miles and any miniscule spark - a match, a skidding rim
against a worn brake lining, the flint of an empty pocket lighter -
would ignite the very air into a hellish conflagration. What would
follow would be, without doubt, a holocaust whose like has gone unseen
since the leveling of Nagasaki. Yet this substance was shipped by the
truckload and the tankerful to the harbors and through the streets of
the densest population centers of the country.
Superman avoided making value judgments on any issue short of blatant
criminality or imminent disaster. He had never endorsed a candidate
for public office, though there had been those he would have liked to
repudiate. He had never taken an active hand in any war, though he had
saved lives about to be taken up in war, and he did not think he would
stand for the use of nuclear weapons. When the Metropolis Convention
Center was built with faulty roofing materials he simply let it be
done; later, he caught the chunks of roof when they came down under the
weight of the first blizzard of the center's first winter, and
delivered a chunk of the roof along with its forged stress analysis
report to the district attorney. He did everything he could in order
to avoid interfering in natural social and scientific mistakes of
humanity, the mistakes by which the race learned. But in a case like
this he did not know whether it was good or bad to rein in his better
judgment.
Superman was convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that if he,
Superman, were not around to bail people out of spectacular disasters,
then industrialists and shippers would not take the air-headed chance
of transporting LNG through the places where children played. They
would not fly jumbo jets that had cracks in the engine mounts. They
would not build skyscrapers in earthquake zones. They would not
operate nuclear power plants without sufficient technological
information. They would not put whales, snail darters and blue-green
algae in danger of extinction. He was sure that his presence on Earth
was the reason they took those gambles, and that was why he was
infuriated.
At dusk a skeleton crew of nine men mopped and sniffed and hung around
and envied those who had shore leave from the tanker Monrovia II. As
the big ship bobbed in Metropolis Harbor, a gathering whistle dropped
from the sky. Crewmen on the deck jumped and spun around and fell on
their stomachs when the bright human figure careened through the
starboard hull and shattered a steel plate sixteen inches thick as he
flew through it.
Superman flew into the hold as though its walls were onionskin, and out
behind him belched a pillar of flame, curling like cables of muscle
into the sky. The petrochemical atmosphere in the hold was catching
fire and there was a man inside. Superman had to risk letting the
burning gas into the atmosphere in order to get the man out.
The young ensign was lying facedown on the catwalk grid in front of the
leaking cargo compartment. For the moment, he was lucky. The liquid
in the hold was gradually steaming into its gaseous state and seeping
out a pinhole in the compartment wall. Falling down under his first
burning breath of LNG fumes, the man had scraped his belt buckle
against the guardrail of the catwalk. Superman, with his special
visual perceptions, could see waves of the escaping gas rolling over
the man's back and catching fire from the spark of the belt on the
railing.
Superman knifed through the spreading spit of flames, simultaneously
examining the pinhole. To a degree that would be imperceptible to any
instruments on Earth less sensitive than electron microscopes, the hole
in the steel alloy wall was pulsing. Pressure was building on it from
inside, and the container was about to burst into snips of metal.
Facedown, at the level of the hole, the ensign's nostrils were just out
of the stream of the rising gases, but his body would not be spared
from either the spreading vaporous flame or the shrapnel of the
shattering container. The fire and the explosion raced each other for
the ensign's mortality, and Superman joined the race.
Superman's sense of smell, always attuned to the entry of a molecule of
LNG fumes when such a tanker was in town, had led him to this hold at
the instant Hell was about to shake free here. Superman had a
thousandth of a second lead on Hell, and by all the stars of Creation
that was not nearly enough time.
The bits of thought, the electronic impulses racing back, forth, and
elsewhere through Superman's brain at the speed of light, lost all
concern for anything else and measured time in microseconds.
He knew the man was going to be hurt. It was Superman's unwanted
responsibility to decide how hurt.
As the Kryptonian plunged fists-first at the man on the catwalk, the
fire was at his heels, moving toward the man like a spark along a fuse.
With a burst of speed through the air Superman reached the catwalk
before the fire did, spreading his cape with both arms above his head
as an awning against the licks of flame that were now crowding the
hold.
Flame was below now as well. The only place in the hold sheltered from
the fire was in the shadow of the spread cape.
During the few millionths of a second between the time Superman let go
of the cape to let it snap back into shape and the time he snatched up
the fallen ensign, Superman studied the habits of the flames and gases
immediately around him. There would be a tube of air six meters long
and roughly the diameter of a man forming for an instant or two
directly below the catwalk.
Superman held the man by his shoulders, stomped on the catwalk and, as
the grid of aluminum clattered toward the bottom of the hold, he shot
the man feet first through the cylindrical pocket of air.
The ensign flew at the intensifying wall of fire that raked upward
between himself and the outer hull wall.
The hero launched himself, swirling his arms like a rotor, in front of
the unconscious man, beating a path for him through the inferno.
What Superman would do next was to crash through the hull and ease the
pressure inside enough to put off the coming explosion by about a
quarter of a second. During that quarter second the man would fly out
behind him and land in the water. As the officer hit the water with
third-degree burns on his body and second-degree burns on his lungs, he
would go into shock, but not as badly as he ordinarily might, since his
body was already massively assaulted. The hero would shoot upward
toward the main deck and drill his body through the hull for its entire
perimeter immediately below the deck and crash through walls and
supports to the main support beam under the deck.
On the main deck, seven of the eight remaining crew aboard the Monrovia
II were jolted by the force of Superman's crash into the hold. At that
instant an automatic alert sounded, and the crewmen knew nothing except
that they ought to head for air and grab something bolted down. When
the few on board saw Superman's exit moments later, they thought that
he was the source of the huge explosion that followed on his heels.
Actually, the explosion was the first of the LNG tanks going up like a
Fourth-of-July ash can. The last member of the crew made it to open
air just in time to see the horizon begin to drop.
The top half of the shattered hulk that used to be the Monrovia II was
serenely rising into the air and those not holding on to something were
thrown onto the deck. The air rattled with more explosions from below
and the men prone on the deck of the Monrovia II, who now realized
roughly what was going on, were afraid to breathe that air. High over
Metropolis Harbor the surface of the former Monrovia II seemed to hover
for a moment. Then it began to fall.
Underneath the dismembered deck, Superman had let go and bolted
downward, plucking the unconscious ensign from the water and, in the
same motion, darting back upward like a falcon toward the deck that was
beginning to pick up speed in the direction of gravity.
On his way back to the sky Superman puffed and inhaled into and out of
the ensign's injured lungs. He cleaned the lungs of fumes and cooled
them down before he looped over the port side of the falling deck and
gently deposited his charge. The lungs would work by themselves until
the man could be brought to a respirator.
A quick calculation of the speed with which the deck was already
falling and the distance to the surface of the river below told
Superman that he had just enough time to call to a terrified crewman
who lay on his stomach nearby, "This man has lung injuries. Get him
medical attention as soon as possible."
Then Superman was gone again, below the falling deck and grabbing the
main support beam. The descent of the deck slowed.
Superman set the jagged bottom of this slab of metal and masts on a
pair of adjacent empty parking lots on Eleventh Avenue. He would
repair the damage to the hurricane fence separating the lots later.
At dawn, when Superman would finally get around to removing the broken
chunk of ship and replacing the fence, the owner of one of the parking
lots would already be there, livid over the mess. When Superman
managed to leave the lot spotless and ready for the day's business, the
lot owner would stalk off to the police department to demand that
Superman be forced to pay for parking a tanker in his lot overnight.
The parking lot owner would be the high point of the duty sergeant's
day.
Now, Superman left the crew to their own devices on the remainder of
the ship. There was a shipload of deadly liquefied natural gas
unwinding from its shattered tanks into the city.
Superman swept along the waterfront, snatching up three policemen, nine
would-be muggers, and four prospective mugging victims from the
vicinity of the pier where the bottom half of the Monrovia II had
exploded.
Two at a time, by the waist, the legs, or the shirt collars, depending
the degree of legitimacy of the reasons each had for being on the
waterfront, Superman carried these sixteen people three blocks away and
plopped them, disoriented, onto the sidewalk. If that was not far
enough away, Superman knew, then no one else in the city would be safe
either.
Again, soaring back toward the pier, Superman grabbed up a corner of
his red cape in each hand, and as he reached the spreading cloud of LNG
fumes, he picked up speed and altitude, catching the wind in cups of
his cape and pulling up a wake of deadly fumes behind him.
Upward he raced into the air, his cape spread in his arms, then
plummeting down again like a missile, to rise again with the cape
spread and a load of poison gas following him. He cleared the air
until, after thirty trips to the stratosphere and back, the air over
Metropolis Harbor was cleaner than it had been an hour earlier.
Superman had saved the city.
Clark Kent had blown his dinner date.
He watched the invisible fumes swirl upward from the stratosphere,
already free of the planet's gravity. Then he took off into the
direction of the night.
During the time he was saving the crew of the tanker his mind was
occupied with only that. Now, as he moved eastward over the Atlantic
he began to clear his head again with the joy of flight and power. He
swooped low over the nuclear power plant floating off the coast of New
England. He checked the level of radiation escaping from its cooling
system. As night dropped over Newfoundland he picked up a foundering
fishing boat out of rough seas and deposited the boat, the fisherman
aboard and his two sons, back in port six miles away.
In Reykjavik he averted a barroom brawl. In Scotland he lifted a
swimmer out of Loch Ness because the swimmer had not seen the loch's
most famous inhabitant until the monster paddled by underneath. In
Munich he delivered the local police a company of six would-be bank
robbers whom he had found in a tunnel under a vault. In Belgrade,
unseen as far as he knew, he caught a chunk of an ancient and obsolete
communications satellite most of which had disintegrated on its way to
Earth. The surviving chunk would otherwise have hit an oil refinery
and caused an awful mess.
That night, Superman was seen or heard, or his presence was otherwise
felt, in seven countries of Europe, twelve of Africa and eight of the
Middle East. It was morning in India when he swept out of the sky to
snatch two children at play out of the path of a madly careening bull
who would have trampled the children outside the main marketplace in
New Delhi. Then it hit him.
As he held the two muddy children, the tape of Jimmy's Luthor film ran
through his mind again, and in his mind's eye he saw the match that lit
Luthor's pipe drop and spiral gently to the ground. And he saw the
tower of liquefied natural gas fumes spiraling similarly upward toward
the roof of the Earth's atmosphere.
Superman indecorously plopped the two disoriented children on the roof
of an awning that shielded a merchant's delicate art prints from the
Indian sun, and he swept off through the sky, taking the New Delhi
marketplace's wind with him. Madly, angrily, he stroked over half the
world, backward through the morning into the dying night to the west.
It was not yet four in the morning at the Pocantico Correctional
Facility sixty miles north of Metropolis. From a world away Superman
flew there, realizing that there was an air current in Luthor's
super-security cell where none should be. Underground, against a wall,
a match that fell from a man's hand had been caught in a spiral of air
either entering or leaving the room where there should have been no
opening. Why hadn't he seen it earlier?
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Somewhere hundreds of miles from the super-security cell underneath the
Pocantico Correctional Facility Lex Luthor, whole and healthy, lay
gathering his strength. He had known he would have to do this, but he
had not realized how achy his muscles and joints would be.
He had escaped. He had walked through his "demonpass," his pathway
through the Netherworld, and emerged here where he could easily stow
away on a transport back to the city. Luthor had indeed been on a
strict diet to make his body completely organic, since only organic
substances could pass through this process. He could do nothing,
however, about the mineral deposits that collect in the joints and
muscles of the human body. These deposits, mostly infinitesimal bits
of aluminum from cookware that gets into food, are permanent fixtures
in the body unless drastic measures are taken to remove them. Luthor
had just taken such a drastic measure.
Luthor, in throwing his body through a hold in space that would accept
only organic matter, had ripped this residual inorganic matter out of
his body and left it behind. He felt as though he had pulled every
muscle in his body in all directions at once. He had.
For a moment after he collapsed, Luthor thought he felt a chilling
breeze blow past his body. He was too busy with his pain. He ignored
it.
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The human was clever indeed, but absurdly foolhardy to pass this way,
thought the demon.
Certainly the mortal who entered and moved a short distance through
Hell's borderland had protected himself, with copious meditation, from
possession; but he was still a fool. Any corporeal being who comes
here creates a path for the denizens of this place to enter the human's
own world. Maybe there were still humans who did not know that. More
likely, the avarice endemic to the race moved them to do, for personal
profit, things that were immeasurably dangerous to the survival of the
race as a whole.
The demon thought to possess the body of the one who had led it here,
but this strangely hairless mortal, even in his pain, continued to
protect himself. The demon saw that although he was somewhat twisted
and bent, this Luthor possessed remarkable moral strength.
No matter. If this Luthor had not led the demon here, then some other
fool who thought himself a sorcerer would have done it soon enough.
And if Luthor would not allow himself to be the vehicle of the demon's
triumph, then there would be another more vulnerable.
The demon rode a cold wind to the center of life's energy in the
world. C. W. Saturn, the bringer of Chaos, had returned to Earth.
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Superman arrived too late. There was no use alerting the prison
authorities either to his presence or to Luthor's escape. That bad
news would travel quickly enough.
Superman looked over the super-security room into which he had slipped,
unknown to the army of guards around it. He knelt down beside the wall
where Luthor had stood and dropped his match this past afternoon.
There was no trace of an air current left. There seemed to be no trace
of Luthor left, other than the prison fatigues lying crumpled on the
floor. Clearly, Luthor had used some form of teleportation to get out
of here.
Hello, Superman thought. What was this? On the floor where the match
had fallen, on the immaculately sterile floor of the new super-security
cell, there were minute traces of some mineral. Aluminum, Superman saw
by the molecular structure. He poked a finger at a few microscopic
flakes of the metal and could feel that they were warm, but cooling off
toward room temperature. They could have been as warm as body heat a
few minutes ago.
Curious, Superman thought. These would be difficult circumstances out
of which to drag some sense. Superman would figure it all out,
though. He had to figure it out, and he always did what he had to do.
MIRACLE MONDAY:
FROM THE JOURNAL OF KRISTIN WELLS
From the Journal of Kristin Wells
For the first time in the seven months I have been here, I feel as
though I am accomplishing something. I can tell because I have not
particularly felt like sleeping for the past two days. I have simply
had no desire to sleep when I can read or work instead. It is quite
pleasant, actually. My typing speed is nearly ninety words per minute
now, and this acquired ability has both brought me into Superman's
circle of friends, and provided me with an income on which I am able to
support myself.
There are a number of things to note for this journal, concerning
events which have occurred since my last entry several weeks ago.
These include, firstly, my acquaintance with a very interesting woman
named Lena Thorul; secondly, certain events which have happened of late
that correspond with historical occurrences leading up to the events of
Miracle Monday; and thirdly, a general feeling of belonging and
well-being that I have felt for the past three days since I spent a
social evening with Superman, in his secret identity, and a number of
his friends.
Lena Thorul is a schoolteacher of Lois Lane's acquaintance who has
taken a sabbatical from her job and is spending the year in Metropolis
writing a book about her experiences as a psychic. Her abilities in
this area, I noted upon meeting her, are quite real, although she has
made no conscious effort to develop and refine them. Ms. Thorul made a
few serious errors in her evaluation of my own current frame of mind.
She said, for example, that there were two strong opposing forces
battling for control of my psyche at the moment, and that this inner
conflict is causing confusion and emotional imbalance. This is sheer
nonsense, of course. I was chosen for this assignment, in part,
because of uncommon emotional stability, and as any fool can see, I
feel quite directed and fulfilled at the moment.
I am more interested in Ms. Thorul, however, because of the sense I had
upon meeting her that she was somehow familiar. I thought at first
that she might be a sightseer or another historian from my own time,
here to look in on the upcoming historic events, and I looked up her
name in a book I was able to bring with me from the twenty-ninth
century. Of course, it is a terrible security risk to place any
artifact of the future in a previous time period, but I received
special permission to bring one that I have since found invaluable:
Michael Fleischer's twenty-first-century work, The Encyclopedia of
Supermanic Biography, which contains a brief alphabetical reference to
every person and event, and an outline of the major writings, that
concern Superman, as far as scholars were able to determine during the
century following his arrival on Earth. My copy is the abridged
one-volume edition, but it does have a reference to the name Thorul, to
wit:
Anagram of the word Luthor, adopted as the legal surname of Jules
and Arlene Luthor, parents of Lex Luthor [Cf. Luthor, Lex and other
refs. as noted] during the final twelve years of their lives,
following the first incarceration of their fourteen-year-old son at
the East Kansas Juvenile Reformatory. Jules and Arlene Thorul were
killed in an automobile accident in Midvale, Vermont, and were
survived by their estranged son and a seventeen-year-old daughter.
There is no mention in my edition of the daughter's name, but Lena
Thorul is approximately the correct age.
If Ms. Thorul, an empathetic psychic, is in fact the younger sister of
Lex Luthor but does not know it, then it is reasonable to assume that
she is likely to be high-strung during a period immediately following a
mysterious prison escape by her unknown brother. Such an escape
occurred three nights ago, and last night, when I met Ms. Thorul, here
immediate reaction to me was extraordinary. She swooned and fainted.
When she revived she said that she had mistaken me for something else,
and could not remember what. Ordinarily, such a greeting from a
psychic might be some cause for alarm, but in this particular case it
was, of course, an extension of her unseen anxiety over Luthor. I will
be working for Ms. Thorul two days a week.
My second area of concern is corroboration of events recorded in my own
historical training with those that are actually happening around me.
Excuse me, I was daydreaming for a moment. Actually, I have a list of
events somewhere. Plagues, natural disasters, milk shortages, that
sort of thing. We all learned about them in history classes ever since
the age of five. Or six or something.
I did say excuse me, didn't I? That's silly, of course, since there's
no one to say excuse me to. Or is that, "to whom to say excuse me"? I
seem to be forgetting basic twentieth-century grammar. Eighteenth to
twenty-first century American social history is my field of expertise,
you know.
"You know?" Am I actually talking to the sheet of paper I'm writing
on? That's silly too. Hold it.
There. I am better now. I was talking about—that is, writing
about—historical corroboration. I have been keeping a record of news
events which seem insignificant to the media, but certainly are not. As
I was saying—writing!—I have been keeping a list but I can't seem to
find it at the moment. I do remember a tidal wave that Superman turned
into a snowstorm over Metropolis, and the first eruption of a volcano
in southern Mexico in several centuries. I can't seem to remember the
name of the volcano, but it's very famous. No sign yet of the worldwide
eczema outbreak. I do wish I could find that list. It's here someplace.
I'm generally very organized about these things. It's having to live in
this tiny studio apartment in the middle of this noisy city. I can't
find anything in this mess. How could these people live this way? Well,
I'll find the list sometime.
The third thing is how comfortable I've been feeling here for the last
three or so days. Except that I haven't been able to get much sleep.
There was a tidal wave detected several days ago heading toward
Metropolis harbor, but Superman somehow caused a snowstorm which
stopped it. There must be some way he discovered of stopping the tides
with snow.
My third point had to do with how comfortable I've been feeling for the
last two days or three. Except I don't have any space, you know? If I
only had more space I'd be in solid, except that I'm worried about why
Lena Thorul fainted when she met me. She's psychic, I may or may not
have mentioned, and she may have seen something about me that I don't
know yet, like I'm getting sick from lack of sleep.
The third thing was that I'm starting to feel like I like it here
because I'm making friends and feel like I fit in but actually don't.
I want a cup of coffee. I met a young reporter named Jimmy Olsen who I
think was a friend of Superman's in the twentieth century. He had red
hair and freckles and no hair on his chest. I read that somewhere.
No, maybe that was Andrew Jackson. I always get those two mixed up.
I just went to boil some water for instant coffee and I found a hot mug
of it on the counter next to the stove. I must've made it myself
without even thinking. I couldn't have made it myself, because I'd at
least remember hearing the kettle whistling. I must've just made it
because it's really hot. And it's black with no sugar, the way I've
been drinking it the past three or two days. Good. It tastes bitter.
Maybe I'm being watched.
James Bartholomew Olsen Junior was a Supermanic Era journalist who won
the Pulitzer Prize four times between 1980 and 2014, when he was killed
on Mars. He was filming an exclusive interview with Prince Anand
Patwardhan of the Confederacy of Martian Principalities in Sagantown,
then the Martian capital, when the city was destroyed by the combined
forces of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and the Warsaw Pact.
His daughter, Noel N. Olsen, was the eleventh secretary-general of the
United Nations; his older son, James Bartholomew Olsen the Third, was
chairman of the board of Galaxy Communications and later director of
the United States Information Agency; and his younger son, Clark Perry
Olsen, was the archaeologist who found conclusive evidence of
Superman's secret identity.
That seemed to type itself on the paper. That last paragraph. Maybe
my typing is getting better than I realized. All I did was write that
stuff. I didn't remember it all until I read it there. But that can't
be true, since I typed it myself. I must have. I saw my hands
moving. I need some sleep, but I can't. Actually I looked away from
the typewriter for a moment, although my hands must have stayed on the
keys, because I felt the keys, I think, under my fingertips and when I
looked back I saw that paragraph about Jimmy Olsen's career. I must
have typed it. I wonder where that cup of coffee came from. I'm
scared.
The third thing I wanted to mention was how comfortable and stable I'm
feeling for the first time since I got here seven years ago. Months.
Seven months ago. Actually, what I'm really worried about is that
somebody might see my Superman encyclopedia even though it's not going
to be compiled for another seventy years. Or somebody might see this
journal I'm keeping and figure out that I don't belong here. Or I
might go out to the movies or to that Don Williams concert with Jimmy
Olsen like he wants me to do and I might mistakenly tell him not to go
to Mars. Or I'm worried that Lena Thorul sensed something horrible
about me. Or that I can't get any space with all these people around
me all the time. Or that I don't belong here. Or that I'll be too
scared to go to sleep for the rest of my life until I die. Or that
I'll die.
I was feeling perfectly fine when I started typing this, and I still
feel fine. No I don't. I didn't feel fine then either. I haven't
felt fine since I went out to dinner three days ago. Or is it a week
and three days ago? Haven't I been typing this thing for at least a
week? I feel like something inside me is trying to tear me apart.
Like there are two forces fighting over my head. Me and something
else. I don't know what.
I need some space, man. I'm burning out.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 9
Chapter 9
THE WARNING
Again the phone rang. "Lois?"
"Yes, speaking," she said as she went on trying to type a story in her
cramped office.
"This is Lena."
"Lena? You sound funny. Is something wrong?"
"No, not as far as I know. Tell me something."
"Almost anything if I can do it fast."
"How do I get to Superman?"
"If I find out I'm sure as hell not going to tell you. What else do
you want to know?"
"Seriously, Lois."
"Seriously? I thought you said nothing was wrong. Oh, hi Clark.
Sorry, Lena, Clark just walked in."
"I just wanted to show you this, Lois." Clark held out his copy of the
morning Times.
"What did you want Superman for, Lena?"
"I got something in the mail. A letter to him addressed care of me."
"It's Russell Baker's column," Clark said. "I thought you'd like it."
"I'll read it," Lois said, "if you'll be a dear and just leave it there
on the desk. No, not you, Lena. I'm sorry, Clark. I mean I'm sorry,
Lena. I'm sorry, Clark."
"I'm sorry, Lois," Clark said. "I'll see you later."
"It's really very strange," Lena said.
"Strangest thing I've heard all day," Lois said. "Not you, Clark.
I'll see you later."
"All right, Lois," Lena said, and hung up.
"No, I didn't mean you, Lena," Lois said to the dead phone.
Lois sat with the phone in one hand, Clark's Times in the other and a
look of clinical fascination on her face as she looked at Clark in the
doorway.
"Sorry, Lois," Clark said and turned to go.
"Clark?" She decided to ask him.
"I'm sorry, Lois."
"Do you know how to find Superman?"
"Sometimes," he said.
"Sometimes. Yeah, me too."
"I heard he had dinner with Perry and his wife last night."
"Really? Maybe she's a better cook than I am."
"No, I don't think so," Clark volunteered. "Perry just wanted him to
give his youngest son a pep talk. You know, Arnold, the one who always
seems to be flunking out of college?"
"That's nice. I knew there had to be some sort of mission involved.
Did it work?"
"I don't know. He just started at Stony Brook in January."
"Maybe if I adopted somebody really pitiful. Somebody with mange or
rickets or something."
"Excuse me?"
"Never mind, Clark."
Clark left, hoping no one would ask him why he was grinning. Kristin
Wells, walking the other way down the hall to Lois's office smiled back
at him, although Clark noticed that she had a slight tic above her left
eye. He also noticed the freckle on the tip of her nose which seemed
to be slowly driving Jimmy Olsen crazy. Poor Jimmy.
Lena Thorul was on the phone again with Lois, who had called Lena back
to apologize for being so scattered when Lena had called earlier. Lois
had no idea where to find Superman.
"The way he does things," Lois said, "is he sort of finds you. I heard
Orson Welles is like that, but I don't suppose it's quite the same
thing."
"Well, that's all right," Lena said. "I just had this feeling that I'd
be able to find him if I called you."
"I'll let him know if I see him."
"Oh, thanks, Lois. It was just a feeling. Listen, now I've got to get
off. There's someone at the door. I'll talk to you soon. Say hi to
Kris."
Lena answered the door.
"I hear I've got some mail," Superman said.
"Oh," she said. "I don't suppose I should be surprised. You do this
sort of thing all the time, don't you?"
"I'm afraid I do." He came in and closed the door.
"Well, here it is, then. Your letter."
It was a business-sized envelope whose return address said that it was
from a person named Max Maven of Los Angeles. The name was vaguely
familiar.
"I met him when I was a little girl," Lena said, "when we lived in New
England. He's a mentalist. You must have heard of him."
"Yes, actually, I have. He does a very good act, according to most
reviewers."
"Well, he was very strange. One day I ran into him at the candy store
in town and he said that someday I would be his messenger."
"His messenger?"
"I don't usually look into people's minds unless there's a good
reason. I respect people's privacy. But I tried to figure out what he
meant by reading his mind, and it was completely shielded from me. No
one's ever been able to do that before or since. I don't even remember
saying anything to him. He just looked at me as though he knew me and
said our paths would cross again. Does that make any sense to you,
Superman?"
"I can't say it does," Superman answered, holding the letter at arm's
distance and reading it through the envelope, "but that is probably not
a relevant question in a lot of situations."
"I recognized him as the boy I met that day when I saw him on a talk
show. He had lost some hair and wore all black and did all sorts of
remarkable things. Told people their birthdays, quoted what people were
writing on a pad out of his sight as they were writing it—that sort of
thing. He looked a lot different, but I recognized him anyway. Oh dear,
I hope I'm not bothering you with something trivial, Superman."
"No, no, not at all. Thank you very much."
"I just thought you had a kind of faraway look when I was talking."
"Did I? Just a premonition, I suppose. You know about those, don't
you? I'll have to be leaving, Miss Thorul. Thanks for finally
delivering your message."
"You're welcome," she started to say, but by the time she reached the
second word of the phrase he was gone.
Superman streaked across the bending sky over America, wondering what
he would find in California. The letter, which Superman had taken with
him and was now allowing to burn to a cinder as he held it, catching
the friction of Superman's flight, was brief enough:
Superman -
Meet me at my home sometime during the day you receive this letter,
or I will send Lena Thorul a photostat of her birth certificate.
Max Maven had signed it and followed that with his Los Angeles
address. Superman did not enjoy being coerced.
Although she did not know it, Lena Thorul had been acquainted with
Superman for quite some time. She lived in Smallville when she took
her first steps and left town shortly after she spoke her first
sentence.
Superboy, one day, had foolishly given her older brother a strange
glowing yellow sphere which Superboy had found in a big cavern under
the woods near town. Lena's brother intended to see what it was, but
Lena got to it first. She happened to touch the sphere and the plate
over an electric socket at the same time and the sphere melted to
sludge. Lena's brother, Lex, saw the thing melt, and saw the baby's
hair stand on end for an instant. She did not seem to be nearly as
distressed over the incident as Lex was. He could not decide whether
to be angrier at himself for leaving the thing lying around, or at
Superboy for not realizing he had picked up an artifact of an ancient
exploration party from the nation of Atlantis.
Lena learned to talk quickly—too quickly—after the day her hair stood
on end. She also showed immediate signs of second sight. She always
knew where to find her toys, as well as her brother's and father's lost
tools. She also knew, for a while, that Lex was still alive when her
mother had told her that he had died in a mountain climbing accident,
but she was discouraged from asking about him. In the course of the
more that twenty years since the incident of the melted globe, Lena's
extraordinary mind had been asked to repress a lot. Lena was fairly
successful at keeping that mind out of other people's affairs and out
of her own past.
If Superman were to make a list of the ten things he would least want
to happen, having Lena Thorul see that the name on her birth
certificate was Lena Luthor would certainly be on the list.
In Los Angeles there was another letter, a longer one this time which
showed at least some regard for etiquette. It was taped to the
performer's apartment door:
S.M. -
I trust you chose to enter through the door. Unfortunately I am
not here at the moment, but you will probably be able to find me at
the Magic Castle.
Mystically yours,
Max
This is not a likable man, Superman thought.
The Magic Castle was a private club in Hollywood and one had to be a
member or a member's guest to get in. Max Maven had neglected to
consider the possibility that the doorman would refuse to allow
Superman entry and that, once refused, Superman would not consider
entering by force. The doorman was not unaccustomed to people in capes
and odd costumes and simply did not believe the man was who he claimed
to be. For a moment, Superman considered telling the man the contents
of his wallet, but he saw a friend inside who turned out to be a member
of the club.
"Ray!" Superman called. "Ray, do you care to rescue this gentleman
from an unforgivable invasion of his privacy?"
Years ago, when he was fifteen years old, Clark Kent had read The
Martian Chronicles. Clark was so impressed that Superboy flew off that
afternoon to meet Ray Bradbury, the man who had written the book. What
Superboy found was a man who had never flown in an airplane, who wrote
stories about rocket ships, a Californian who did not know how to drive
a car, a man relatively unconcerned with politics who was, at least
that day, obsessed with the idea of convincing Walt Disney to run for
mayor of Los Angeles. Bradbury had a lifetime pass to Disneyland,
which was where he and Superboy spent the rest of the day. Superboy
had never been there before, and no one there believed he was really
Superboy anyway. Children were more interested in getting the
autograph of Mickey Mouse, and adults were confused by his presence
since they thought that only Walt Disney characters paraded through the
streets in costume.
Bradbury's wife drove them to the amusement park in Anaheim. Bradbury
utterly refused to allow the boy to fly him there, and neither of them
had a driver's license. Walt Disney, whom Superboy and Ray Bradbury
found in his secret apartment overlooking the main entrance to
Disneyland, again refused to run for mayor, but had his chauffeur drive
the novelist home. Superboy flew back to the Smallville Public Library
and read everything that Bradbury had ever published.
"Hey, Supes," Bradbury called from the vestibule of the Magic Castle,
"is that the real you? What do Walt Disney and John C. Fremont have in
common?"
"Neither of them ever ran for mayor of Los Angeles," Superman
responded.
"It is you," and Bradbury told the gatekeeper to let the costumed man
in as his guest. "It's not really him," the storyteller whispered to
the doorman, "but you know how these method actors are." He pointed to
his head and turned back to the hero. "We're late, Supes. There's
this great mentalist act going on in the main hall. Ever hear of a guy
named Max Maven?"
The room where members of the elite of America's stage magicians sat at
small tables with their various guest eating brunch was not even
dimmed. Max Maven brought his own atmosphere with him. He was not
particularly tall, but his presence was not to be ignored. His black
hair swept back into the shape of a pronounced widow's peak, and he
wore a black Vandyke, a black dinner jacket and a single earring. Max
was doing card tricks, so nobody much noticed when a big man in a
Superman costume walked in and took a seat at Ray Bradbury's table.
"Your card, sir," Max said as he held up the deck in one hand and the
jack of spades slowly wriggled its way up from the middle of the pile.
"Umm, Max," the gray-haired illusionist at the table whispered to the
younger magician whose show this was. "Hold up, Max."
"Speak right up, Harry," Max said in his clear stage voice.
"I wish I could tell you it was my card," the old magician said, "but
it's just not."
"What do you mean it's not?"
"I mean my card wasn't the jack of spades."
"The hell it wasn't." The performer was losing his cool. "What're you
trying to pull?"
"Hey calm down, Max. You wouldn't want me to say it was when it
wasn't."
"You trying to embarrass me in front of my peers, Harry? That's it,
isn't it? You're jealous, right?"
"Look, Max, this happens to everybody. Better here than on television,
right?"
"Better never. Listen, I don't need you, Harry."
"Max."
"I don't need some old has-been fixing my tricks, understand me,
Harry?"
"Max, everyone in the room knows my card wasn't the jack of spades. The
only one who doesn't know is you, it seems. It was the—"
"I don't want to know, dammit!"
"Max, I'm surprised at—"
"I don't need you, or this lousy club, or any of you for that matter.
Listen, I went to a good college. I was going to be a doctor. I don't
even need these cruddy cards to make a living, and you all know it."
With that, Max Maven tossed the entire deck into the air and, as the
cards flew randomly around the room, he stormed out in a rage. In an
uncommon breach of the rules of chance, fifty-one of the cards landed
facedown on the floor of the room. Only one card landed face-up, and
it landed on Harry's table. Max was gone by the time the gray-haired
illusionist broke the silence of the room with the whispered phrase,
"Oh, that son of a dog!"
The card on his table, the only card that had landed face-up, was the
four of clubs, his card. Max had put one over on the experts.
Superman found Max in another room, a library furnished with wide plush
chairs and paintings of great magicians of the past. A huge oil
painting by J. C. Leyendecker of Harry Houdini hung over one fireplace
facing the opposite fireplace and an equally large Walt Simonson
acrylic of Merlyn. Between Houdini and Merlyn, between Leyendecker and
Simonson, between hearths, sitting on the red carpet with his back
against an unoccupied easy chair and reading a book by Carlos Castaneda
at which he was laughing out loud, was Max Maven.
"You put on a pretty good show," Superman said.
"Shh," Max said. "I've got to finish this paragraph. This is funnier
than Nixon's autobiography."
Superman turned to go but Max looked up.
"Good of you to come," Max said.
"Finish your paragraph?" Superman turned back.
"Yeah. I read pretty fast for an Earth human. Can we go into another
room and talk?"
The pair found the exercise room on the top floor of the building. The
room was padded on walls and floor and adjoined a shower and sauna
which no one was using. No one was using any of the gleaming,
expensive-looking equipment. Harry Houdini had been a physical fitness
buff. A number of contemporary magicians were as well, but none seemed
to be today. Max sat down on an exercise bicycle and began to pedal
slowly, his arms and torso rising up and down as he spoke, and Superman
stood with his hands clenched at his waist.
"Is the name 'C. W. Saturn' in any way familiar to you, Superman?" Max
asked him.
"Yes, I believe I have heard of that name."
"Where, pray tell?"
"Mythology. It is one of the recurring names of the agent of evil also
known sometimes as the devil, Satan, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Old
Scratch, the Adversary, He Whose Name Cannot Be Spoken, the serpent, or
simply the Evil One, as well as several other names in every known
language and culture on Earth."
"You're forgetting Pandora, or don't you believe in equal treatment of
the sexes? Are you sure you are justified in labeling it mythology,
Superman? Can you truly believe that in all your travels, all your
exploits, you have never run across any real, solid, unimpeachable
evidence of evil in the world? Not a single event of certifiable,
card-carrying injustice that you can't explain away as a social problem
or a result of somebody's misdirected good intentions? Don't you think
there is a source of pain as surely as there is a Creator?"
"Mister—What am I supposed to call you?"
"Max will be fine. Or Your Excellency if you prefer."
"Max, my interest in the reason you blackmailed me into coming here is
diminishing dramatically. How did you find out about Lena Thorul
anyway?"
"How did I find out what?"
Superman paused a moment and watched the magician's smile as it grew
wider. "You don't know about her at all, do you?"
"Actually, I don't know much, although I suppose I could find out if I
tried. I do know that she's psychic, and that she clearly has
something from her past that her mind and several of her friends are
keeping her from finding out. I took a shot in the dark and guessed
that it would turn up on her birth certificate. Clever, no?"
"Yes, Max Maven, no one can deny you are a very clever fellow. Thank
you for a very entertaining magic show," Superman said, and he was no
longer in the room.
Max kept pedaling and said to the air, "It has to do with Lex Luthor if
I'm not mistaken."
Max knew Superman was gone, but he also knew that the sound waves of
his voice would catch up with the hero's super-hearing before Superman
got very far.
"On the night Lex Luthor broke out of jail, C. W. Saturn found a
conduit of entry to Earth," Max continued. "I assume that his method
of escape somehow allowed the arch-demon's entry. Saturn, or any
denizen of what we call the Netherworld, can only gain entry here
through the foolish use by an inhabitant of our plane of the forces of
magic. Need I repeat any of that to you, my good man?"
Max turned back to the door of the room to find it open, with Superman
standing in the opening and looking into Max Maven's face.
"Who are you," Superman asked him, "and how do you claim to have this
information?"
"Want to see something?"
Max dismounted from his exerciser and rummaged through a rubbish
container for a newspaper, which he found.
"Doubtless you've seen this before," Max told Superman as he rolled one
section of the newspaper into a cone and filled several paper cups with
water from a cooler. "Usually it's done with milk, for some reason.
Please bear with me. I am a showman, you will agree."
Superman watched impatiently as Max chattered through the charade of
pouring water, paper cup by paper cup, into the cone, making believe he
was holding steady a cone full of liquid, and suddenly whipping the
empty paper through the air and crumpling it, the water apparently
having vanished into thin air.
"Can you tell me how I did that?" Max asked him.
"Of course."
"Please indulge me."
"There is a small plastic balloon of the long narrow variety in the
sleeve of the arm with which you held the cone. A plastic funnel
around which you held the cone caught the water and fed it into the
balloon, where it is now, chilling your wrist under that shirt. Now
will you answer my question about what you know and how you know it?"
"Oh, haven't I told you that? I've got second sight. Mine is probably
as strong as Lena Thorul's, although that is only because I have spent
years developing it. I had a dream, you see. Now watch this."
Max pulled the water-filled balloon from his sleeve and dropped it into
the rubbish. Then he began to roll the remaining newspaper into
another cone as Superman rolled his eyes up to the ceiling and began to
tap one foot on the floor.
"No no, Superman, I would like you to watch this time even more
closely. Watch the level of my pulse and heartbeat too, and whatever
else you can keep track of as I do this. Sunspot activity. Gamma rays
in the air. My Krilian aura. Whatever."
Superman watched. Max Maven took a paper cup from the water cooler's
dispenser and with one hand he filled it repeatedly with water and
emptied it into the cone. He did this six times before his forehead
broke out into a sweat, eight times before his pulse rate reached one
hundred twenty, ten times before the walls of his aorta were strained
to a dangerous pressure, a dozen times before the glow of Max Maven's
Krilian aura made Superman squint.
"Enough. That's enough," Superman said. "I'm impressed. The water
isn't going anywhere as far as I can see. How do you do the trick?"
"Magic," Max Maven said.
"Excuse me?"
"Actually, I was hoping you could tell me where the water went. I
suppose it must go somewhere." Max leaned against a wall and breathed
heavily as he spoke, willing his heart to slow down.
"Sir, will you—"
"Excellency," Max said, "not sir. Max or Your Excellency. I thought
we'd agreed."
"Would you please get to your point?"
"I've already made my point."
"Which was what? It may have gotten lost in the confusion."
"C. W. Saturn," Max Maven said, "has entered the plane of Earth to do
some bad stuff. I don't know what, but I learned in a dream that it
involves you. I believe that Luthor managed to devise some method to
rip a hole between our world and Saturn's. The hole must be found and
plugged up, destroyed, whatever. Meanwhile, Saturn is here, getting
ready to give you the fight of your life. He'll probably destroy you,
and the rule of order with you. I just thought you might like to know
that."
"How do you know that?"
"The same way I know my shoes are tied when they don't fall off my
feet. The same way you knew enough to tell me to stop willing the
water from the cooler to disappear before I had a heart attack. I just
know, that's all I can tell you. I also know that you wear glasses a
good deal of the time, although I haven't the faintest idea why. I
suppose a lot of people in the world know about Saturn coming around,
although none of the others believe their own senses or have the
presence of mind or social consciousness to let you know. Or maybe it
doesn't matter whether you know or not. I did want to meet you, after
all. I thought you might have some good stories to tell. Do you?"
Superman thought a moment, then said, "This power you have. This thing
you call magic. Is that what you do in your act? Is that why you're
such a successful performing magician?"
"Hell, no!" Max was indignant. "I'm not a magician onstage. I make
miracles. I want to prove to the world that I'm the greatest mentalist
in the world. If those guys out there found out I've really got the
power, I'd have to do demonstrations for crackpot parapsychology
studies at some backwater college. You tell anyone and make me a lab
specimen, and I really will find out what the secret is about Lena
Thorul."
Superman stared at Max and shook his head in amazement. "Then why did
you show me that trick? What was that all about?"
"It's my job to perform miracles. Art for art's sake. It's your job
to save the world. You have your own purposes for your art. If I
hadn't done the trick, you wouldn't have believed me, would you?"
"Max, you are the most confounding creature I have met in quite some
time."
Max smiled a wide smile that would look quite alarming walking toward
an unarmed person from a dark alley. "Obviously," he said, "you have
not yet encountered C. W. Saturn."
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 10
Chapter 10
HOT SPRINGS
"Busy?" the voice on the telephone wanted to know.
"You mean now?" Lois answered with another question.
"Well, thirty or thirty-five seconds from now, actually."
"Umm, no," she said, scooping up the loose scraps of paper she had
scattered on the bed, "of course not."
"Feel like a picnic for dinner?"
"Sure. Do you want me to bring wine or an ant colony or something?"
"No ants. I promise"
"No ants? What kind of picnic is that?"
"You'll see. I'll be there in two second."
Two seconds? He meant it when he said two seconds. She grabbed the
papers that held the first scratchings of a silly, sappy little poem
about the man on the phone, threw them into her cardboard file drawer,
and went to open the living room window.
What a remarkable city this was, he decided, as he threw himself upward
from the window of the apartment at 344 Clinton Street. He knew it was
remarkable. He had seen a lot of cities. Metropolis, he knew, threw
off a brighter glow than any other gathering of life he had seen
anywhere in the Universe. He was glad he lived here. This world was
teeming with life and this city, whether the world knew it or not, for
all its concrete and radiating heat and clogging of air and waterways,
was the focal point of life on planet Earth.
In no other place that he knew of, had any form of life gathered such
an orgy of creativity in so small a place. There were nearly eight
million humans here at any given time, and sometimes there were as many
as fourteen million of them here at once, along with countless
octillions of pets, micro-organisms and entities of super-consciousness
that came with them. The humans worked and grinded, conceived and
grunted, through a period eight hours or more every day; then they
unwound the excess creative force from their beings at the dinner
tables, taverns, churches, and meeting halls in and around the city.
They spewed the unused energy of their day out over the town and into
the collective consciousness of the planet even as a skyscraper throws
the heat it cannot hold out its edges and its asphalt roof to ride the
stratosphere and ward off the imminent ice age.
If Metropolis were to die tomorrow, if the bodies of its myriad souls
dropped in their places and its structures were lost into ineptness,
going the way of some latter-day Pompeii, then the undirected life
energy that the city left behind could drive whatever was left on Earth
for millenia though the shock, until the force itself could create a
new metropolis. This city was the closest thing in the Universe to a
perpetual motion machine.
Between 344 Clinton Street on the Upper East Side and Lois Lane's
apartment in Chelsea were the unusually crowded hotel district, Central
Preserve, the strip of Sixth Avenue that held the corporate seats of
every major energy, recording and film distributor, and every
broadcasting network in the country, Governor's Plaza, the theater
district, Foundation Center, three major colleges and twelve minor
ones, the garment district, midtown, and the homes of thousands of all
conditions of people.
He swam through it all, drinking the power into his own, osmosing the
energy through his cells, looking, touching, listening. He loved the
stink of this town. Even this man relaxed sometimes, as he would do
tonight, but the organism that was this city never let up. He did not
have any idea how long he would live, and he had little idea of why he
was here. He might live forever, since he saw no evidence that a man
like he was would ever die. Or he might, like Achilles, die tonight
after a short but glorious life. There was indeed glory in the legend
he lived, but that glory was only for others to perceive. His own
glory, here and now, in this city that was his home and captor, was the
joy of being who he was.
He was Superman.
Precisely two seconds after he hung up the telephone in Clark Kent's
apartment, not a microsecond more or less, Superman rapped on Lois
Lane's living room window just as she was about to open it.
"You're half a second early," she said.
He knew he wasn't, but he apologized anyway.
He told her to grab a swimsuit and then he scooped her up and whisked
her into the night. He flew slowly through the clear winter sky over
the city, letting Lois watch the world spin below them. Soon they lost
the lights of the city into the east and flew over the clouds as the
waxing moon made streaks of color dance through the mist of Metropolis.
"Wrap up now," he said and unsnapped the red cape from under his
shirt. "I'll let you know when we catch the sun on the horizon."
"Where're we going, Hawaii?"
"Not that far," he said as he enclosed her loosely in the
indestructible cloth, "too many ants." Gently he accelerated as the
G-force wrapped her close to him and the deadly air friction washed
over the cape like soapsuds.
When the sun poked over the western sky, they were flying over
Missouri. Superman dipped through thin clouds, turning so that he was
flying feetfirst, and slowed down as gently as he had accelerated.
"You awake in there, Lois?"
"Mmm, yes."
"Want to see where I grew up?"
She peeked from under the flap of cape on her head, but she had to let
her eyes readjust before she saw the familiar checkerboard of the Great
Plains covered in white. Rushing at the pair from the western horizon
was a little town dominated by a pale blue church steeple to the right
and a gold-domed village hall on the left. As they got closer Lois saw
the famous water tower with the sign that said:
Welcome to Smallville
Home of SUPERBOY
"There's where Lana Lang lived, and next door was Clark Kent. Look—old
Chief Parker walking his dog. There's the movie theater, the only one
for miles. It's got three screens now. The bank that was robbed the day
I went public. The statue of me as a boy in the square over there
obstructs the view of that nice old gazebo. Somewhere out there, where
the Stone Poultry Farm stretches for miles now, is where my cradle from
Krypton crashed."
"You never told anybody exactly where that happened, did you?"
"Never did."
"A secret?"
"No, not really. I guess I didn't want them to make it into some
half-baked shrine."
"What've you got against hero worship, hero?"
"Oh, people shouldn't pick living people for their heroes. Somebody
who's dead can't disappoint you anymore."
"What's that?"
It was a long narrow slab of concrete in the snow with some charred
planks and slats around it, the ruins of a small building.
"Oh that. A workshop I once built for a friend. Burned down. I don't
know why the town doesn't use that lot for a park or something."
He didn't want to talk about it, so he arced down from the sky toward a
group of four young boys snowshoeing through the woods and called out,
"Jonny! Jonathan Ross!"
The blond boy who knew him was the only one of the four who could
gather the spit to say, "Superman!"
"You fellows are pretty far from home and it'll be dark in less than
half an hour. You'd best start heading in."
"Okay, Superman," and they all waved at the man and woman soaring back
up toward the clouds.
"You say hi to your dad for me, now."
They were gone into the sky again, Lois sheltered in red and pressed
against his shoulders by the speed. When Lois Lane next saw daylight,
the Rocky Mountains, swathed in an eight-foot base of snow, flowed
majestically beneath them. Lois thought Superman had changed his mind
about where they were going.
"Aha," she said. "The bathing suit was just a clever ploy. You were
planning on forcing yourself mercilessly upon me in the wilderness all
along, you cad you."
"It is a wilderness, my dear Miss Lane," he said, "but I am capable of
getting quite a lot more merciless than this."
"Can't tell by me," she said, shedding the cape when they landed on a
rock outcropping near a bubbling spring. "What is this place?"
A narrow stream of water flowed from a crack between two rocks on the
mountainside into a mostly frozen river that was no more than six or
eight long strides across. Where the stream hit the river, there was a
constant hiss of steam. Around the intersection of the two flows of
water were a few square meters of snowless scrub grass, with a heated
pool half the width of the otherwise frozen river on one side, and on
the other side unearthly configurations of ice that were made directly
from steam. It was a valley boxed in on all sides by six peaks, a
misty oasis in this crisp frigid desert.
"Welcome to my newest discovery." Superman bowed at the waist, his
cape draped over one arm. "Our own private hot spring."
"It's stunning. Where are we?"
"Near the northeast corner of Utah. I think this place is really
undiscovered. It would be pretty tricky to get even a helicopter
through the air currents into this valley. May I dust off your seat?"
He grinned as he clapped the cape over a flat rock and then reached
into the pocket in the cape's lining for Lois's studiedly scanty
swimsuit.
"What else've you got in there?"
"A handful of marbles, a rabbit's foot, two frogs and a road map to
Metropolis."
While she changed into the swimsuit he turned his back, ostensibly in
order to dig in the nearby snow for a small floating table and the
picnic dinner that he had buried there a few hours earlier. The snow
melted at the touch of hands that were still warm from friction.
Dinner was his own concoction, made out of mushrooms, walnuts and fresh
vegetables, with a mixture of fruit juices that Martha Kent had once
taught him how to make. He defrosted and cooked the platter with the
wink of an eye. He sat down in the steam-heated pool, surrounded by
winter, with a tableful of picnic goodies floating on little pontoons
in front of him. She sat in the warm water opposite him and rinsed off
her hands in the pool.
"So, Miss Lane."
"Yes, Mr. Clean?"
"Do you come here often?"
They ate dinner, talked for a while, imagined animal shapes in the
mountains through the steam, swam, sat in the natural sauna, and when
night fell, they cooled off by rolling around together in the snow.
When she wrapped herself again in the red cape he accelerated even more
gently than he had before, until somewhere over eastern Colorado they
reached the velocity he wanted. He rose higher in the sky and began to
weave back and forth as he flew, delicately rocking her to sleep,
helped by the thinness of the air. She would have been a touch
disappointed to know that he kissed her lightly on the forehead when he
left her in her bed and soared off to save worlds until morning.
Lois Lane woke up before dawn dry and warm, still in her swimsuit and
under her blankets. For now, she thought, this was enough for her.
She turned over and fell back to sleep.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 11
Chapter 11
THE AUCTION
The arrival of the dignitaries at the Grangerford-Shepherdson Galleries
that afternoon in early March was the most impressive show that that
end of Seventy-Second Street had seen all day. Seventy-Second Street
was accustomed to good shows.
That morning at a little past three, a turbaned Iraqi diplomat attached
to the consulate on Third Avenue ran out of a hotel on the corner of
Seventy-Second and Fifth, ordered a cab to a halt and demanded to be
taken to his consulate. He threw a hundred-dollar bill at the cabbie
and told him not to stop for anything. The diplomat railed in two
languages and four dialects about a female agent of the Pakistani
government who had lured him into the hotel and planned to extort
secret information from him. He sputtered this way for no more than
half a minute before the cab screamed into a stationary oil truck and
was totaled like a fallen angel food cake. The Iraqi leaped out
without a thought for the driver, who was thrown clear and, except for
his dignity, was uninjured. The diplomat scurried around the wreckage
and ordered the driver of the oil truck to finish the trip to the
consulate. The truck driver would have done it, since the diplomat had
stuffed several fifty-dollar bills into his fist, if a pair of
policemen had not gotten there first. Both doubled over with laughter
at the scene.
Later, during the morning rush hour, a well-known actress led a
procession of people clustered around a horse-drawn wagon from the park
to a brownstone on Seventy-Second Street where the president of a large
seafood distribution company lived. The wagon carried a plain wooden
coffin. When the group reached the businessman's house, the actress
proclaimed a boycott of canned tuna in order to protest the slaughter
of dolphins caught by fishermen employed by the company. Then the
group of people cheered and turned over the coffin, which cracked open
against the steps leading to the executive's door, spilling hundreds of
cans of tuna into the middle of the morning rush. The seafood mogul
was, at that moment, sunning himself on a beach in Florida.
Around lunchtime a well-dressed man with an attaché case walked toward
the corner of Seventy-Second and Lexington where another well-dressed
man with a zip-up leather folder was waiting for him. As the one man
exchanged his attaché case for the other man's leather folder, a
freakish bolt of wind somehow threw both containers open. Out of the
leather folder flew thirty loose sheets of photocopied diagrams and
records, and out of the attaché case flew three hundred wrinkly,
laundered twenty-dollar bills. Both well-dressed men panicked and tried
to fly after all three hundred thirty slips of paper, but they slipped
on the ice at the curb. Before either of them hit the ground, Superman
swooped out of the sky, caught all the money and records, as well as
the two men. He whisked the whole bundle off to the police station at
Seventy-Second Street and First Avenue—enough evidence to send more
than a dozen oil company officials into a court battle which would, at
the very least, deplete two corporations' budgets for legal affairs.
The best show on Seventy-Second Street that day, though, was put on by
Wainwright McAfee, the eminent artist's agent and art collector, and
Lucius D. Tommytown, the eccentric billionaire. The
Grangerford-Shepherdson Galleries had scheduled, for two o'clock that
afternoon, an auction of some of the sculptures done by the late Jeremy
McAfee. Wainwright McAfee, Jeremy's younger brother, claimed that he
wanted his brother's art pieces for their sentimental value. According
to one report, Tommytown had remarked that McAfee was as sentimental as
any brother could be whose brother's effects were likely to appreciate
to the value of a king's ransom. Tommytown also said, according to
this report, that he wanted them more than McAfee did, and that he
would prove it. On the day of the auction McAfee arrived first.
At half past one, a pair of small trucks, each carrying a huge
spotlight, crawled down Seventy-Second Street and parked in front of
the venerable gallery. A man dressed in a black dinner jacket and
ruffles hopped out of one truck with a cordless microphone. He had on
white vampire makeup and prominent canine teeth. His hair was
perfect. A policeman, one of those who had been on duty when the
actress unloaded her tuna cans down the block, asked the vampire for a
parade permit. The vampire produced one; it was perfectly in order.
Men from the trucks set up loudspeakers, and the spotlights sat on
either side of the gallery building, blocking off half a lane of
traffic on their side of the street. The spotlights flashed clear blue
beams into the overcast afternoon and the vampire began to speak into
his microphone in the middle of a sentence as though he had been doing
it all day:
"And the excitement here is mounting as the great event draws closer.
The crowd waits with bated breath to see which celebrity of the art
world will appear next, to bid for the works of the late great Jeremy
McAfee here at the Grangerford-Shepherdson auction. It's a giant of a—
Excuse me? Is it? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I've just received word
that the next arrival will be Wainwright McAfee himself, the brother
and sole heir of the renowned artist. I think we can already hear him
coming down the street."
Predictably, from down the block toward the park came the insistent
whirring of a pair of sirens. Twin Harley-Davidsons carrying the two
meanest-looking hell drivers Seventy-Second Street had seen for some
time blared out a path for twenty-six feet of heaven-white Fleetwood
limousine. Clapping with the wind over the giant car's hood were a
pair of flags, one American and one Irish. The car ground to a halt in
front of the gallery and between the searchlight trucks as the choppers
reared up on hind wheels and roared off toward the river.
A long narrow chauffeur with ebony skin and shiny black boots, a black
coat and black turtleneck, strode around to the passenger side and
opened the backseat door. Wainwright McAfee, a great white buffalo of
a man, got out in full ivory glitter, swept back a collection of hair
that might last have been used by Arthur Fiedler, and offered a hand to
the lady he escorted. Her skin and flowing gown were as black as the
chauffeur.
The pair acknowledged the cheering crowd that had gathered around the
lights and loudspeakers, nodded to the vampire, and waltzed into the
gallery building. Then the vampire, the chauffeur, the limousine, the
loudspeakers and searchlights, and the crew who came with them, all
packed up and rode off as though they had never been there.
Among the crowd were thirteen heavily bearded men wearing the dark hats
and coats over fringed shawls of the Hasidic Jewish community. These
were retiring, taciturn men, a mystery and often apparently invisible
to most of the denizens of this city. The men stopped their walking
and astute murmurings when they came to the crowd watching the vampire
announce the arrival of Wainwright McAfee. They stood there for the
entire display, the thirteen of them, through the vampire's verbosity,
through the spectacular arrival of the art collector, through the
packing up and leaving. Nearly the entire crowd, who now blocked most
of Seventy-Second Street, stayed for a minute or two after McAfee
disappeared and the company who had heralded him dispersed. They were
perhaps wondering if some more sense could be made of the event before
they had it explained to them on the society page of the next morning's
newspapers.
As the throng showed signs of leaving, however, the witnesses to this
street madness were further confused. The thirteen Hasids strode,
shoulders hunched and heads down, into a line in front of the gallery.
Simultaneously, they threw off their coats, hats, pants, shawls and
false beards, and there in the March chill, arm in bare arm, stood a
leggy row of twelve chorus girls in feathers and net stockings, and one
disco-suited barker who held up the lapels of one of the discarded
coats on whose lining was embroidered the words: THE TOMMYTOWN
FOLLIES. The barker, tall, thin and bald with just a thick pair of
muttonchop sideburns to decorate his face, looked to be Lucius D.
Tommytown himself, his renowned basso booming over the din of the city.
"Gather 'round, folks, don't be shy. It's the Tommytown Follies here
for your entertainment pleasure. No contributions please. Girls, how
about a number?"
In approximate unison, all twelve chorusers sang the tune of "Let Me
Entertain You," and the crowd piled in on three sides of them. Among
the crowd were six process servers who had been tipped off to the fact
that the elusive billionaire would make an appearance at this auction.
The six fought and elbowed through the mob, showed identification to
police who were keeping the street in a state of stable chaos, and the
six descended almost at once on the big-voiced barker who clapped and
sang along.
As the process servers stuffed their subpoenas into the disco king's
hands, pockets and coat, one of the chorusers, a tall, husky,
long-haired lady with hair over most of her face, grabbed up one of the
discarded coats and bolted up the steps to the gallery entrance
"He's not Tommytown," the choruser yelled in a decidedly masculine
voice. Tommytown pulled off the long wig to reveal a monstrous pair of
muttonchop sideburns framing a fleshy pate as he wrapped himself in the
coat. "It's me! It's me! You missed me!" he howled and disappeared
behind the gallery door.
To get into the auction, one had to identify oneself as something other
than a process server. The spurious Tommytown tore off the fake
sideburns and politely handed each of the six subpoenas back to its
respective server. Then, the remaining dancing girls and the hairless
master of ceremonies shook hands through the crowd and made their way
across the street to four waiting cars. Inside the gallery, by the
time a valet greeted Lucius D. Tommytown with a dignified Artis-A suit
and helped him into it, the auction was ready to begin.
The room where the auction took place looked more like a church
sanctuary than an auction hall. Potential bidders sat in pews before a
platform which was decorated with McAfee sculptures of all shapes and
sizes. There was a lectern on the platform where the auctioneer stood,
and a table at stage center where the auctioneer's aides would bring
the items that were not too large to be lifted. The only thing that
detracted from the churchlike quality of the room was the nature of the
sculpture itself.
Jeremy McAfee was one of those contemporary artists whose
classification art scholars and critics left to a later, more ambitious
generation. Fitting him into a pigeonhole was too much work. For Dali
and Picasso they had found words. For Calder they had gone so far as
to make up new words that seemed suitable. For McAfee they were at a
loss. Some thought McAfee was a charlatan, tossing together disparate
shapes and colors for no reason other than to make a buck and confound
art critics. Others insisted that he was a genius, beyond
classification, whose creativity and innovation knew no bounds. Both
points of view, astonishingly enough, were correct. Jeremy McAfee,
lately killed off in a helicopter accident while he was allegedly
dangling from a rope ladder making a sketch of the sunrise over
Castile, actually never existed.
Neither, of course, did the artist's brother Wainwright McAfee exist,
nor, as it happened, did the spectacularly wealthy Lucius D.
Tommytown. All three were rather brilliant constructs out of the mind
of a man who stood behind the back row of the hall as the auction
began; a man who, under his Pinkerton rent-a-cop uniform, mustache and
graying blond toupee, was Lex Luthor. These people, along with a score
of other owned-and-operated people in a number of different lines of
business, were part of a great clandestine holding company that had
evolved, over the years, from Luthor's far-flung illegal and semilegal
enterprises.
Luthor started out as a tinkerer when he was still a young boy. He
could easily have landed a job—if he had not gone off to reform school
before he was old enough to get working papers—as an inventor with any
major industrial firm, commissioned to spend all the money he needed to
research any area of study that struck his fancy and produce whatever
wondrous gadgets he wanted. He tinkered and invented anyway, even in
stir, because his mind would not sit still. When he started putting
together bigger gadgets—some of which were illegal, some of which there
would have been laws against if lawmakers could have foreseen them, and
some of which district attorneys wanted for evidence against him—Luthor
had to find some way of stashing these objects where nobody could
locate them.
The solution was to put them on display in museums as sculpture.
Luthor invented Jeremy McAfee to pose as the artist who created the
criminal's more outlandish constructions. So McAfee's "Collage of
Flight," a large plastic and aluminum triangular kite with a propeller
at each corner of the triangle, was actually a particularly efficient
copter-glider device for one or two riders, sitting now in the
courtyard garden of the Museum of Modern Art. The Whitney housed a
corkscrew-nosed missile which could actually hold as many as six
passengers while it tunneled twelve miles underground. Decorating the
marble steps in front of the Bronfield Distilleries building out on
Fifth Avenue for passersby to admire, was a ten-meter-tall,
nuclear-powered, fire-belching, mechanical dragon that Luthor was
saving for a special occasion. Luthor had dreams of building a
harmless-looking obelisk at the site of McAfee's home near Gibraltar in
Spain, an obelisk which would actually be a geological-activation
station that was capable of sending an impulse through the ground under
the strait to a similar site on land Luthor also owned in northern
Morocco. This impulse would cause the western Mediterranean to pulse
and roil until it constructed a levee of earth and rock across the
Gates of Hercules, damming the sea from its principal tributary, the
Atlantic Ocean, and making Luthor the proprietor of a hydroelectric
plant that could provide more power than the world would need for a
thousand years. He would do it, too, if those guys in the Persian Gulf
got any more uppity.
Luthor did not yet have any particular purpose for this trip outside
the world of the Pocantico Correctional Facility other than to see to
the liquidation of the assets of Jeremy McAfee. He decided, while
standing at the rear of the auction hall, that the guys in the Persian
Gulf were already uppity as hell, and that maybe it was time he
actually did dam up the Straits of Gibraltar and take the world off the
oil standard. When he left here he would find a phone booth, dial a
secret number and tell B. J. Tolley, his chief of operations, that
she should set the Gibraltar Plan into operation.
The auction was beginning. The first item up for bid was something by
someone other than McAfee. Luthor let it go by. The second was a
McAfee sculpture called "Crystal Cave," a conical mound of glass and
granite prisms about a foot high on their stand, that took two
orderlies to carry it to the altar at center stage. It was actually a
chemical tracing device which, when attached to an ordinary shortwave
radio, could detect the whereabouts of any individual on Earth by
homing in on that person's peculiar organic makeup. The opening bid of
three hundred dollars came from somewhere near the front of the room.
Luthor pressed a small button in the palm of his right hand three times
in quick succession, and on the right-hand side of the room, the actor
who had convinced Seventy-Second Street that he was the fictional
Lucius D. Tommytown rose and said, "Let's get this rolling. A
thousand dollars."
Luthor pressed a similar button in his left palm, and to his left and
in front of him the eminence grise who had driven up with his
motorcycle escort said in overstated brogue, "A thousand and one."
"Some brotherly love," Tommytown said to his contrived adversary.
"Fifteen hundred."
"Fifteen-nought-one," returned the great white buffalo.
"This man is annoying me," Tommytown said, pointing at Wainwright
McAfee. "Isn't there a rule against what he's doing?"
"Look at the summons evader talking of rules," McAfee grumped.
"Every reputable auction hall has a minimum overbid rule. You can't
bid just a dollar more than I bid. What kind of bulldink is this
anyway?"
McAfee finally acquired the "Crystal Cave" for twenty-seven hundred
fifty-one dollars when Tommytown finally threw up his hands in
disgust. For all subsequent purchases, the auctioneer ruled, a bidder
would have to bid at least fifty dollars more than the previous
bidder. This had not been a rule before, simply because the
Grangerford-Shepherdson Galleries had never before been witness to
behavior as ungentlemanly as that between the put-on McAfee and
Tommytown. Lucius D. Tommytown successfully bid for all the McAfee
sculptures that followed the "Crystal Cave." Luthor, from his disguise
in the back of the room, engineered the entire proceeding. Even the
ersatz McAfee and Tommytown did not know it was Luthor for whom they
were working. They were just a pair of off-Broadway actors looking to
fill up a day with an extra gig, and Luthor paid better than scale.
By the time the jubilant Tommytown gallantly gave a depressed McAfee a
ride to McAfee's hotel roof by helicopter and flew off to a hangar on
the east side of town, everyone had had a fine time. The auctioneer
had an unusual day. The process servers had at least been able to see
Tommytown from across a row of people. The society and art reporters
who attended the auction had a winning story. The art collectors had a
good show. The Grangerford-Shepherdson Galleries had lots of
publicity. Luthor had his sculptures back. And the pair of actors had
their best payday of the year. Neither knew that the other was an
actor. The man playing Tommytown had played him before, and was under
the impression that although the real Tommytown liked the notoriety, a
public appearance was simply too dangerous. The man playing McAfee had
no idea why he was hired to do this, and cared less.
Lex Luthor now had sculptures that were actually an illusion caster, a
weather controller, a sonic cannon, a chemical tracer, and a
navigational compass for an interstellar vehicle which homes in on
Earth's sun from halfway across the galaxy. Luthor had never been that
far from home, but he did enjoy travel. The devices would all be
shipped by the gallery to a warehouse upstate where they would sit
until Luthor could be sure Superman did not know where they were. Then
he would use them as he needed them. Meanwhile, still dressed in his
rent-a-cop outfit, he would walk across town to his small apartment on
Sixty-Sixth Street. He could not go to the penthouse where his main
headquarters were. He probably would not be able to go there at all
this time out. He was not secure.
Superman had found out Luthor was Jeremy McAfee the artist. These
things slip sometimes, Luthor realized. He could shed identities like
disposable razors or used Band-Aids. He had no psychological dependence
on Jeremy McAfee, so, for the benefit of the art world, he invented a
story of the artist's strange and spectacular death by swinging into
the steeple of an old Spanish church while dangling from a helicopter,
and then falling two hundred feet to the ground, taking a large chunk
of the church's roof with him. Not only would the story benefit the art
world, but it would benefit Luthor. Stories like that, and displays
like that of Tommytown and brother McAfee today would, for a time,
cause the market price of a McAfee work of art to skyrocket. Whenever
Luthor needed some spot cash now, he could simply throw together a few
scraps, say it was done by Jeremy McAfee before his death—which would
be true enough—and have somebody like Wainwright McAfee sell it to a
museum or a collector somewhere for an outrageous sum.
It would probably have been a simple matter, had he chosen to do so,
for Luthor to figure out what Superman's secret identity was. Luthor
did not think the information would do him any good. He assumed that
Superman had the same sort of setup as Luthor had with his
made-to-order people, and that if he were exposed, Superman would
simply create new aliases. Luthor had always assumed that Morgan Edge,
the communications tycoon who had appeared out of nowhere sometime in
the 1960s, was one of Superman's elaborate disguises. He was probably
at least two or three other people Luthor had heard of. Maybe he had
been Joe Namath. Possibly Bruce Wayne. In Smallville there was a kid
named Pete Ross who always seemed to disappear when Superboy came
around. Pete Ross was probably Superboy. Luthor had once considered
that Superman could also be someone like Graig Nettles or Jim Rice, but
a baseball player's schedule is much too demanding for someone who has
to fly off unexpectedly at all hours of the day. He was probably
Muhammad Ali. Or maybe even Edward Kennedy. None of that mattered.
What Luthor did not realize was that while his own aliases were tools
and nothing else, Clark Kent was Superman's fetish and preoccupation.
Kent was Superman's demon.
"We must have words, Lex Luthor," said the voice he heard from behind
him.
Luthor was a block from the Grangerford-Shepherdson Galleries and he
was about to slip a dime into the phone at the corner to call the
penthouse. Still in his Pinkerton guard disguise, he decided to walk
among the plow-piled snow to the next telephone and hope the owner of
the voice would go away.
"That is not likely, Lex Luthor," the voice said, following him. "I
will not be avoided."
Luthor walked a few more steps until a hand, the iciness of which he
could feel through his coat, gripped one shoulder. Before Luthor could
turn to face whoever it was, there arose in his pathway a shrouded
human figure, far larger in its proportions than any dweller among
men. And the hue of the skin of the figure was of the perfect
whiteness of fresh snow.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 12
Chapter 12
IT'S REAL
"I am called C. W. Saturn," the white figure said to Lex Luthor. "Do
you know of me?"
"I have heard of C. W. Saturn," Luthor said, "and I have also heard of
the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, but I don't generally see people
dressed up as them making a scene on a public street. Aren't you
afraid you're going to get arrested? I certainly am."
The demon, or apparition, or whatever it was, stood nearly on Luthor's
toes, looking down into his face. Even its eyes were white. It had a
big white widow's peak and hair that was swept back, a white goatee,
and white flowing clothes over bleachy skin. Luthor scrunched up his
eyes in order to make out the thing's features, but the face was so
ghostly it seemed to glow.
"No one among the passersby sees me, Lex Luthor," the thing that called
itself C. W. Saturn said in an eerie whisper, "only you. The only
eccentric display they can witness is your own. You might wish,
therefore, to converse in a place hidden from the senses of the
residents of this place."
It appeared to be true. People certainly were walking by as though
there was nothing untoward happening in their icy way. Luthor thought
of asking the woman making her way along the sidewalk if she saw a tall
white-shrouded person with a widow's peak standing there, but he
thought better of it. What if she saw nothing there? Worse, what if
she recognized Luthor? It was fairly clear that the people on the
street saw nothing. Then again, these people were Metropolitans.
"Please walk this way," Luthor suggested. Luthor led his demon to a
small unused park a block away that was once a school yard. Now it was
furnished only with broken bottles, pet droppings and structures
suggesting the stationary parts of ancient playground equipment.
Luthor and his spectre stood behind the ruins of a wooden dome-shaped
jungle jim.
"So," Luthor said, "now prove it." The big white thing pointed at the
ground around Luthor, and as its white finger moved, a circle of flames
surrounded the two where the finger pointed out the path of combustion.
"Oh!" Luthor started as though with surprise, lost his balance and fell
onto the demon, who caught him.
"Very good, Lex Luthor," the apparition said. "Evidently you do know
of me."
"Just a prudent safeguard," Luthor said, self-satisfied as all hell, as
he untangled himself from the demon's grip.
"Prudent indeed," said the hollow voice, "so that I could have no claim
to your immortal soul, having laid hands upon you before we transacted
any agreement."
"I did a lot of reading on you before my last prison break, Saturn. I
figured out that part of the Dracula legend traces back to you. As
with the fictional vampire, a person must enter your power willingly,
of his own accord, before you can claim his soul. You just put your
hands on me before I made such an agreement, and now you forfeit any
claim to me you may have had as a result of any agreement we make. Am
I right?"
"Correct, although we still hold out hopes that you will join us when
your time comes, Lex Luthor." There followed a horrible cavernous
laugh that would have been more than worthy of Lamont Cranston. "May
we talk business now, Lex Luthor? It is not yours, but the soul of
another that I require."
Luthor wanted further proof of this entity's identity before the two
could talk of business. Luthor was very prudent indeed, for there were
things Luthor wanted that other men could not possibly have. He was as
prudent as he was bold.
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There was a time, years ago, when all young Lex Luthor wanted was to be
President of the United States. This seemed an admirable enough route
to immortality. For a little while in Smallville, everything Lex
did—getting good grades in school, writing letters to the Smallville
Times-Reader which were usually published, reading books by Arthur
Schlesinger and Irving Wallace—was directed toward the end of someday
being President. So the year of the Presidential primaries, when the
senator from that state to the north came campaigning through
Smallville, Lex decided to meet him.
The senator's idea, in this campaign, was to be identified with youth,
and it seemed to the senator that there was nothing better for him to
be seen with than a precocious teenager. The senator sent an advance
man to Smallville to find him some precocious teenagers with whom to be
seen.
"The commercial for the campaign will be filmed this coming Friday
afternoon," the advance man told Miss Roberts's eighth-grade social
studies class, "and your principal has been gracious enough to allow us
to use this room after school. The senator will be coming right here,
right where I'm standing."
The class suffered two or three seconds of undirected excitement before
the advance man continued.
"So what I would like to do here today, with your teacher's permission,
is pick four students from among you, and bring those four back here
Friday at three-fifteen for a conversation on film with the senator."
"Oh, can I do it?" somebody said. "Me, me, me," somebody else said.
"You want volunteers? I'll volunteer." There was no shortage of
enthusiasm for the idea.
"What I'd like to do," the advance man continued, calming the group,
"is find the four most informed students in the class and have them
come. My idea is simply to have each of you take out a pen and a piece
of paper"—Lex's desk was the first one to have the necessary
equipment—"and write down the three questions you would most like to
ask the senator. Put your name at the top of the page and list three
questions. I'll look over the lot of them and I'll come back
tomorrow—tomorrow's Thursday, right?—I'll come back tomorrow and let
you know which four of you will get to be on television with the next
President. Fair enough?"
Lex thought up the three most pointed and relevant questions he could
devise: Do you believe that we have a "missile gap" with the Russians?
Do you think the owner of a restaurant should be required to serve a
person he does not want to serve, if that person can afford to eat at
the restaurant? Would you order American agents to try to overthrow
the government of another country if the other country's government did
not agree with us? If those three questions, well-rounded and
issue-oriented, did not impress the advance man, Lex thought, then the
guy didn't know his job.
The advance man happened to know his job very well, and he was very
impressed with Lex's three questions. If Lex had been an adult the
advance man might have asked him to lend his talents to the campaign.
Nevertheless, the four students he chose to meet with the senator were
Lana Lang, Pete Ross, Brad Herman and Clark Kent. Lex had no idea why.
"Hey, Clark!" Lex called through the hallway during the four minutes
between his social studies and physical education classes on Thursday.
"Clark, wait up."
"What's up, Lex?"
"Lissen, Clark, lemme see your three questions, willya?"
"For the senator? Sure, Lex, they're in here somewhere." Clark held
his pile of books in his left arm and riffled among the papers hanging
out the ends with his right hand. Clark always seemed to carry more
books than anyone else did. Lex ignored the fact that when Clark
pulled the folded page with the questions out of his history book, he
splattered his armload all over the hallway.
As Clark regrouped his books, Lex read the questions: What do you think
of conservation? Do you think the Russians should get out of Cuba? Of
all the laws you ever wrote, which one makes you the proudest?
Bland, Lex thought. Evidently Clark watched the news sometimes, maybe
he even read a newspaper once in a while. But the questions were
boring as cornflakes, just like Clark.
Lex simmered a bit as he walked with Clark to the gymnasium. He did
not understand that all the senator wanted was to be seen with a bunch
of wholesome-looking young people who would look at him admiringly
while he gave them generalized answers to nonspecific questions. All
Lex understood was that this was unfair, just as many things turned out
to be unfair when you played by rules that other people laid down for
you. Of course the senator thought the Russians should get out of
Cuba, Lex thought. Everybody except the Russians thought the Russians
should get out of Cuba. What kind of a dumb question was that?
In the wrestling room, where the gym class went that day, Lex Luthor
paired off with Clark Kent and played by the rules, even though he
threw Clark around the room a little. Having demonstrated to Clark
that even wholesome-looking and bland kids like Clark sometimes get
knocked on when they play by the rules, Lex was able to ask his friend
a civil question.
"You're an old farm boy," Lex said. "How much do you know about cows?"
"Cows? They give milk."
"Oh, that's where it comes from. I always thought it grew in those
little wax cartons. I mean what they're like—the cows. Like, for
example, how do you keep them from kicking you when you milk them?"
Evidently, Lex learned, the productivity of a cow depended on its
sedentary nature. The less a cow moved or became excited, the more of
its energy it was able to use in the production of milk. It was very
easy to excite a cow.
His plan was simple. That afternoon after school, Lex would rig up a
few little remote-control milking gadgets out of party balloons and
wire mesh which he would control electronically by altering the wiring
in his father's remote television controls. That was the easy part.
Tomorrow, shortly before dawn, he would sneak into the Herman barn,
which was the closest cow stall to the school, and pick out two hefty
cows to play with. Lex would wear Indian war paint and dance around in
the barn waving two flashlights. That should scare most of the milk
out of them. Their innards would be all tensed up and they'd have
constipation of the milk glands. When old Leon Herman came to milk
them that morning, they'd be all stopped up and save most of their milk
for that afternoon. Then in the afternoon, when they were all relaxed
and bloated, Lex would gently walk them from their grazing field
through the fence to the school. He could get them there without
anyone seeing him if he did it as soon as the first classes let out for
the day; all the spare teachers would be on the far side of the
building making sure everyone in the first and second grades got into
their buses all right. Lex would slip his little balloon devices onto
the cows' udders and get the cows into Miss Roberts's classroom before
the goody-goody kids got there with the senator.
Then, hiding in a supply closet, Lex would press his remote control
device, pointing it through the closet door at the cows just when the
advance man was likely to be the most embarrassed in front of his
boss. The signal to the balloons would squeeze the cows' nipples and
spurt unpasteurized milk all over the classroom floor. If Lex was
lucky and the camera technicians had set up their equipment before the
senator or anyone else got there, Lex could work it so the senator's
fiasco was on film.
That morning, just before dawn, a boy in Indian war paint, carrying a
flashlight in either hand and a handful of wired party balloons in his
pocket, stole into the Hermans' cow barn. He slipped through the barn
door, picked out a corpulent pair of sleeping cows, and shone a
flashlight into both of their faces.
Just then, from the vicinity of the barn entrance which Lex's back was
now facing, came an awful crash of metal and rock and clanging and a
human voice howling in pain. All the cows woke up and mooed for all
they were worth. Through the gauzed-over window at the rear of the
barn Lex saw a hallway light in the big Herman farmhouse flash on. He
spun to face the barn door.
"I wasn't doing anything, I swear!" Lex edged closer to the figure near
the door, scared witless.
"Lex?" the boy's voice said.
"No, it's not Lex. Lex who? It's just—who is that? Is that you?"
"Yeah. Sorry, Lex," Clark Kent said, scratching his feet on the ground
like an embarrassed bull.
"You turd, Kent. What's with you?"
"I just saw you walking around. I got up early, see? And I figured
you had something neat to do. You're always doing all this neat
stuff. I had to walk Chief Parker's dog because the chief had to go to
a convention, see? So when I brought the dog back and saw you in war
paint, I followed you here because I thought maybe you were going to do
some neat stuff. What kind of neat stuff you think you're going to
do?"
"A rain dance, you dunce."
"Can I watch? You know about—"
"Oh!" Seeing the porch light come on and the door start to open, Lex
shoved Clark aside and ran out of the barn.
"Hey," Clark called after him with as vacant a voice as he could find,
"you dropped a balloon."
Mr. Herman appeared at the barn door, however, as quickly as Lex had
disappeared through it, and he wanted an explanation for Clark's
presence.
"I was just walking around," Clark said, "and I really like barns. Dad
doesn't have a barn anymore and I just came around because I like
barns. Isn't that all right?"
It was not all right, as it happened, since none of the cows yielded up
very much milk that morning. Meanwhile, Lex waited through his classes
for most of that Friday for someone to drag him into the office of the
principal or the police chief or the mayor or the senator—that would be
nice—or someone in authority, so that Lex could be chewed out for his
aborted plan. Lex did not see Clark until fifth period and Miss
Roberts's social studies class. The room was cluttered with film
equipment.
Clark was downcast. Lex sniffed a hello and got a less articulate
response from Clark. Then Miss Roberts said, simply, "We are going to
need another person for the group who is to meet with the senator this
afternoon. Jacqui, will you be free after school today?"
"Boy, I sure will!" the girl in the fourth row said. "When? Where?
How?"
Immediately, Lex caught on. Was Clark Kent a total moron, he wondered,
or some self-sacrificing nincompoop? It did not matter. He had not even
mentioned that Lex was in the barn that night. He took the entire blame
for scaring the cows milkless. He had probably even pocketed the wired
balloon that Lex had left behind, so that suspicion would not fall on
the young inveterate tinkerer. Clark's inadequate explanation for his
presence in the barn—in light of his stature as a model bland and
wholesome-looking young midwesterner—had brought no more punishment
than his exclusion from the great man's acquaintance. What a guy—the
jerk!
On the way out of that class was where and when Lex said to Clark, "I
might've forgot to tell you this before, Kent, but don't trust me."
"Wasn't planning on it," Clark said.
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"Am I supposed to trust you?" Lex Luthor asked the creature who claimed
to be the arch-devil of cross-cultural fable.
"Certainly not," the apparition answered. "Simply adhere to your half
of any bargain we strike, if we can come to an agreement on terms."
"Ah, yes. The bargain. I hope it doesn't involve my having to believe
that you are who you say you are."
"That is not necessary either. I am aware that you are a cautious
enough man to feel comfortable simply adhering to the rules we set.
First tell me—assuming I am who I say I am—what would you like from
me?"
"That's simple. I want you to teach me enough about the physical laws
of your realm—the Netherworld or whatever they're calling it these
days—to construct a cheap, practical source of energy from the
interface of the two worlds."
"You want to run turbines and generators by harnessing the clash
between Earth and Hell, the same way a dam harnesses the clash between
rivers or a windmill harnesses the clash between land and sky—"
"Or the way a nuclear reactor directs the energy from the conflict
between Order and Chaos."
"That is simple enough. In return, I would like you to procure for me
a lock of Superman's hair. Do we have a bargain?"
MIRACLE MONDAY: AGAIN, THE JOURNAL
Again, the Journal
At last, I have taken the identity of the girl Kristin Wells. I will
no longer have to relinquish control of the mortal's mind, even for
brief periods, and I shall put her body through its physical habits
only once more. This will be the final entry she makes in her precious
journal.
She jogged her last half mile this morning.
She lay down in her bed for an hour today for the last time, and even
then she was not allowed to sleep.
Tomorrow she will resign from both of her secretarial jobs.
She has been weaned from her normal routine, a routine that was fairly
new to her when I began the weaning process. Her body is adapting, for
as long as it will function, to a new routine—my routine.
Some weeks ago we—she and I—began by bringing to pass a number of
emergency situations with which Superman was moved to deal. These
included a ground tremor, two mechanical disasters and the collapse of
the building in which my hostess body and I had taken up residence.
We currently reside in a small apartment in the building inhabited by
Lois Lane, one of the women from whom Kristin Wells will soon terminate
her employment. These past weeks we have extended our power over the
face of this world. In all cases, as planned, Superman has moved to
avert a near disaster.
In Shoreham, Long Island, Superman compensated for an excessive nuclear
reaction that threatened to destroy that part of the Atlantic coast.
In the Marianas Trench I awoke a hibernating sea creature whose
interrupted hundred-year sleep caused it to be hungry for the
creatures—most of them human—on board an oil tanker which Superman
saved before he put the creature back into its undersea cavern.
In Antarctica I caused a group of human hunters to discover the secret
nesting ground of millions of endangered seals so that Superman had to
build the animals a more secluded home.
In the sea south of Singapore I threatened a shipload of homeless
refugees with a rising island of rock and Superman raised the boat over
the menace.
I have caused twins in their mothers' wombs to cease separation and to
be born joined at inconvenient parts of their bodies. I have coerced
world leaders to great crises while their mental and emotional
perspectives were clouded. I have brought about malfunction in the
controls of weapons of holocaust such as nuclear warheads and
laboratories of cancer and plague research. I have compromised the
world's natural balance, and the mechanisms men have raised to augment
that balance.
In all these cases, as planned, Superman has thwarted the onset of
chaos. He will continue to do so, but he is growing weary.
It will be after I destroy the creation he values beyond all else,
beyond even his own realization, that I will tempt him beyond even his
ability to resist. My prey has had several busy weeks. He will soon
be busier.
C. W. Saturn/Kristin Wells
At the Onset of a Frigid May
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 13
Chapter 13
OVERACHIEVING
In the morning, while swimming through the twilight land between awake
and asleep, one can sense what sort of a day it is going to be. From
this interface between the two states of consciousness, one can gather,
with a little effort, enough psychic energy to get a sense of the next
several hours of one's life. It is really possible. Anyone can do it
simply by being careful to catch one's self before one is quite shed of
sleep. Superman did it all the time when he woke up in Clark Kent's
apartment after his daily thirty or forty minutes of sleep.
This April morning, however, as Superman was lying in twilight, Clark
Kent's telephone rang next to his head. Telephones and other such
machines inflicted the life of Clark Kent just as they inflicted the
lives of most people Superman knew.
Several blocks away, linked by an electronic arc to Clark Kent's
machine, Morgan Edge had a similar machine of his own. Into his own
machine and out of Clark's machine, Edge said, "Kent, did I wake you?
Too bad."
"Fine, thank you," Superman said in a groggy version of Clark Kent's
voice, "and yourself?"
"It's Edge, Kent, and I called to tell you this could be the most
important day of your career."
I get one of those every week and a half or so, one of Superman's
cerebral hemispheres said to the other. "Oh, sorry, Mr. Edge," Clark
Kent fawned, "Did I wake you?"
"Think now, Kent. Do you remember dialing?"
"Oh, you called me. I'm sorry."
"Don't let it happen again. I want you to grab a pad and write this
down, Kent. Do it before you fall back to sleep and forget about it.
Got that?"
"Just a second. I'll see if I can find a pencil."
"No no, scratch that. Just get up and—"
Superman dropped the receiver of the telephone loudly between the night
table and the mattress frame in such a way as to make it dangle on its
cord and continue to make noises in Edge's ear while Superman walked to
the far end of the room and called, "Just a second, Mr. Edge. . . . be
right there . . . no problem . . . I've got the pad," and then Superman
gently tossed a small chair into the night table.
Several blocks away Morgan Edge bit through his first cigarette holder
of the morning and slam-dunked his third cigarette of the morning into
his office wastebasket.
With telescopic and X ray vision Superman watched Edge throw out the
cigarette. Satisfied that he had sufficiently gotten back at Edge for
disturbing his rare chance at sleep and simultaneously extended the
executive's life by about fifteen seconds, Superman put on his glasses.
"Sorry, Mr. Edge," Clark Kent said, "but I guess I'm not quite awake
yet. I knocked over a chair."
"Sounded like you knocked over the Seventh Fleet. Listen, Kent, forget
the stupid note pad. I want you to get dressed right away. Drink some
coffee. Better—swallow a few spoonfuls of instant coffee out of the
jar. It'll work faster. The copter is on the way to the roof of your
building. There are four major stories in town this morning and you're
going to cover them yourself. You'll anchor the news tonight from your
remote location using the copter's equipment. Coyle and Lana will take
up what slack you leave behind at the studio, if any."
"Hold it, Mr. Edge. Excuse me. Four major stories? What are the
stories?"
"They all broke in the past hour. The pilot, what's his name, has your
working orders. You just follow him wherever he takes you and be lucid
for the camera."
"I'd appreciate it if you told me what the stories were, sir."
"Oh, I don't know. Where is that sheet of—yes, hello, right here. Let's
see," Edge said as he sat at his desk and read from the list he held.
Superman could not see through Edge's chair to the desk. There was
probably just enough lead derivative in the petrochemical stuffing of
the chair to block the X rays. "Let's see now, a collapsed brownstone
on the Upper West Side."
"Yes?" Clark found the building across town through his apartment
window. There was no one in immediate mortal danger. "What else?"
"A fairly destructive minor earthquake along Fourteenth Street. A
subway derailment under Christopher Circle on the D-line."
There were no major injuries at either place. There were some due in a
few minutes, though, if Superman did not do something soon.
"And there's a tramway car hanging by a fraying cable over the
Outerborough Bridge."
"Oh, my Lord," Clark Kent said before he blew himself out the window.
"Hello? Hello?"
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The cameraman in the helicopter that was approaching the roof of 344
Clinton Street considered himself very lucky. He had just finished
loading and checking out the videotape cartridge in his videotape
recorder when Superman slowed his flight enough for the cameraman to
see him. The hero did not want to upset the air around the helicopter
as he flew by, so the cameraman was able to whip the recorder into
position and film the Man of Steel whizzing off toward the Fifty-ninth
Street Tramway.
"Turn the chopper around," the cameraman ordered the pilot.
"That's Mr. Kent's building right in front of us. I know where I'm
going," the pilot said.
"I know. I know. Clark's not even on the roof yet, and that was
Superman who just flew by us."
"You seeing things?"
"No. I swear, I just saw him flying off toward the river. Didn't you
see him?"
"I was too busy flying this rig. You sure it was him?"
The helicopter was beginning to dip in the direction of the apartment
building's roof. The main rotors shifted on their bearings and the
bird that bore the decal WGBS FLYING NEWSROOM rose back toward the
sky. Its smaller rear rotor revved faster and it spun around to the
direction of the river. In less than a minute the WGBS news cameraman
could see the figure of a flying man approach a pillar of smoke hanging
over the bridge. The man in the helicopter turned on his videotape
recorder and pointed it in the right direction and hoped Clark Kent
would not have to wait on the roof too long early in this unseasonably
cold morning in April.
Superman had sized up the situation seconds earlier from Clark Kent's
apartment. There were seven people in the enclosed, heated tramway
car. One of the two cables that held it as it made its trip over the
river into the inner borough of the city had snapped. The car hung
from the second cable, thirty meters above the bridge, and that cable
was supposed to be strong enough to support the car in an emergency.
It was not. The electric wires that carried the heat to the car from a
generator in the outer borough were also fraying as a result of the
first cable's snapping. The heating system was still working, but the
fraying wire had ignited the paint on the outside of the steel cable
car. If the paint fire reached the transformer on the roof of the car,
it would explode. Meanwhile, the smoke from the fire outside the car
was blocking the air filtration system into the car and of the seven
people inside, only two were conscious. Superman knew exactly what he
had to do.
From several hundred meters away Superman blew the pillar of poisonous
smoke off the surface of the cable car and cleared the air filtration
system. He shot a searing beam of heat from his eyes to the smoldering
wire that had set off the hot smoky fire on the exterior of the car.
The dangling wire fell, swirling and leaving a trail of light like a
Fourth-of-July sparkler. The fire was gone, but at least for the
instant, the heated air was still there. The air was still hot enough
to push the transformer to critical heat.
With a burst of speed, Superman closed the remaining distance between
himself and the tramway car. He ripped the transformer from its perch,
stuffed it under his arm like a football, and shot upward into the
sky. As he let go of the transformer and it continued to rise on its
momentum, enough of the cable's frayed strands of wire snapped so that
what was left of the single cable could no longer hold the dangling
car. Superman arced downward as the hissing piece of machinery rose
above him and, the remaining strands of cable having wrenched apart,
the car with seven people aboard fell free.
Inside the car the air had cleared a bit and when the smoke dissipated
and the two conscious passengers saw Superman—or a red-and-blue flash
of light that must have been Superman—streak past the window, one of
them had the presence of mind to shove out the emergency exit window
and let the poisonous air inside clear. Seconds afterward, as the cable
car wrenched downward, one of the five who had been overcome by the
fumes opened her eyes. Neither the two women nor the one man who was
awake when the cable snapped knew that they were in free fall. What
they did know, as Superman held the cable in one hand and the car
itself by five finger holes he had made in its steel roof and lowered
it gently to the sidewalk at the corner of Fifty-Ninth Street and Polis
Avenue, was that somewhere half a kilometer overhead, there was a burst
that sounded like an extended rifle shot. As the sound of the explosion
echoed off the walls of the nearest buildings, the muffled sound was
joined by the splash of scores of tiny chunks of the shattered
transformer hitting the river. While his hands and his flight softened
the descent of the seven passengers, Superman's breath diverted the
fall of the three charred chunks of transformer from appointments with
the rush-hour jam on the bridge.
The passengers who were conscious hauled the others out onto the
sidewalk, and two sat with their heads between their knees as policemen
gave the four unconscious ones mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Two
ambulances were making their ways, with police motorcycle escorts,
through the morning rush to the scene. Superman flew off to the
northwest, followed by the WGBS Flying Newsroom that had hovered like a
honeybee through the scene.
The WGBS helicopter landed on the roof of 344 Clinton Street where the
pilot and cameraman found Clark Kent standing in the shelter of the
roof stairway door, lost in a massive overcoat. He was hopping on one
foot, then the other, and breathing condensed vapor the way a dragon
breathes fire. The rotors of the copter continued to beat as the
cameraman rushed out of the cab to find Clark and realized that it had
not been this cold in weeks.
"Sorry we're late, Clark."
"What?" Clark yelled over the sound of the rotors.
"Sorry we're late."
"I can't hear you."
"Did you have a long wait?"
"Yes," Clark said, "I got out here late."
"Superman came by. We had to follow him. We got it all on tape for
you."
"What?"
"Superman's on tape;"
"Whose cape?"
"What?"
"Is it heated in the copter?"
"What?"
"Then let's get out of the cold."
The flying newsroom beat in the direction of Fourteenth Street where
the earthquake had been. Clark knew that the extent of the damage
included several broken plate glass windows, some roof ornaments shaken
free to the ground and some broken dishes. Thirty or forty people had
been shaken awake by the quake, but that was the extent of personal
injury. There would be no aftershock and the damage would not be lost
to the camera before this afternoon.
"Not that way, Jake," Clark told the pilot. "Christopher Circle and
the subway derailment first."
"That's not what Mr. Edge said, Mr. Kent."
"It'll be my responsibility. Christopher Circle is a more immediate
story."
"How do you know?"
"My nose for news," Clark Kent said and meant it.
At Christopher Circle there was a crowd surrounding a police line that
kept them back from the subway entrance. The crowd got bigger as the
WGBS helicopter lowered Clark Kent to the street from the height of a
small building. The cameraman was supposed to set up his equipment
while Clark milled through the crowd looking for someone to interview
on camera. As Clark and his notebook waded toward the subway entrance,
the crowd ignored him and followed the helicopter as it landed on the
roof of the museum in the center of Christopher Circle so that the
cameraman could get his equipment to the street. Clark had assiduously
cultivated the capacity to be ignored, even while pursuing the most
intriguing of enterprises. There was simply nothing interesting about
the way he climbed to the ground from a hovering helicopter.
Slipping out the far end of the crowd, the journalist sprinted at an
agonizingly slow thirty-five miles per hour into the lobby of the
Paramount Building which looked down on Christopher Circle. In the
lobby a crowd of people sardined their way into an elevator and as the
door closed on them, an X-ray beam caused the latch to trip, opening a
door whose elevator was two floors below in the sub-basement. Clark
Kent dove upward through the shaft, and before the door was fully
closed again below him, Superman burst out the trap door on the roof,
fifty stories high.
"Look! Up in the sky!" somebody called from the ground.
If not for the beating rotors of the helicopter, Clark Kent's cameraman
might have heard the call in time to record the hero's downward plunge
into the subway entrance. He missed that, but he would catch the exit.
The truck of a subway car is the heavy bed on which the
passenger-carrying container of the car sits. The truck is made up of
the car's eight steel wheels, the axles of each wheel, and a
rectangular carriage into which the main body of the car is bolted. On
the D-train heading downtown through Christopher Circle this morning,
the second-to-last of eleven cars derailed when its truck split up the
middle for the length of the car. The car jumped up somewhere in the
tunnel between Christopher Circle and Sixty-Sixth Street, disconnecting
itself from the nine cars that it had been following. The eleventh
car, the one behind it, bashed into its rear wall and molded its front
end into the impossibly creased shape of the derailed car. The two
cars were now locked together like two pieces of some three-dimensional
jigsaw puzzle.
Thirty-one people in the derailed car and forty-two in the one behind
had suffered varying degrees of terror for periods ranging from four
seconds to several minutes. Miraculously, no one was hurt more than
Edna Lerner, whose ankle was sprained, swelling to roughly twice its
normal diameter, when the crash flung her against a retaining pole for
passengers who had to stand. The only two persons in the two cars who
were still terrified were Luis Izasa and Naomi Greensleeve who
communicated with each other between the two cars by two-way radio.
They were still terrified because they were the conductors and the only
people among the seventy-three trapped here under Metropolis who knew
the extent of their predicament.
Each subway car had two sets of walls, one inner wall and one outer
wall. The inner wall, as were the aluminum windowpanes and doors, was
completely insulated from the outside wall. The outside walls of both
trains were charged with enough electricity to kill a person
instantly. When the first car derailed, it skidded along the track
until the hull of the car rested on a chunk of broken truck and the
electrified third rail. The outer wall of the car behind was fused
into the derailed car's outer wall and was thus electrified as well.
Luis Izasa made a show of laryngitis for the passengers when he noticed
this, and yelled through a small opening to the rear car for his
colleague, Naomi Greensleeve, to communicate with him by radio so that
the passengers could not hear.
Neither, it turned out, was able to contact anyone outside the subway
cars by radio, and both concluded that it was impossible for anyone to
leave either car without climbing or sliding over electrically charged
metal. It was to their credit that they managed to convince their
passengers to wait patiently until help arrived. They could not
imagine what sort of help short of a drill through the roof and a
powerful crane could be provided by the Transit Authority. Both
conductors simply waited in private terror until (1) the passengers
realized the nature of their problem; or (2) a miracle came to pass.
This was Metropolis, after all.
"Please sit down and hold tightly to the nearest stationary object,
ladies and gentlemen," the miracle called from in front of the derailed
car.
Standing on the tracks was a large human form, glowing with electricity
as white as fresh-blown snow. Everyone aboard knew who it was. As he
hopped up over the roof of the derailed train, passengers saw Superman
for a moment without the blinding glow. Then passengers in both cars
heard the sound of metal prying free from metal. Seventy-three people
wrapped white knuckles around chairs, armrests and standing bars while,
gently, bit by bit, Superman worked the two subway cars apart without
damaging the insulation that kept the interiors from burning the
occupants of the cars to ash.
The hero pulled the cars free of each other, and the one whose truck
was still intact rolled backward a few paces as they wrenched apart.
Superman dropped from the ceiling of the tunnel to the track and pulled
the misshapen front end off the rear car as though it were the top of a
milk bottle. "Conductor?" he called, folding up the double wall of
steel like a sheet of scrap paper.
"Yes?" Naomi Greensleeve said to her miracle.
As he folded and crushed the sheet of metal, it occasionally brushed
against the electrified rail and Superman glowed for those instants
with white-hot energy. Clark Kent would have liked to get that on
camera if Clark Kent were here, but he wasn't.
"Miss—um, Greensleeve," he said, looking at her lapel tag, "this car is
no longer electrified, so as soon as I clear the track in front of you
it will be relatively safe for you to lead your passengers along the
tunnel to the Christopher Circle station. It's less than a block down
the tunnel, but be careful to tell them how to avoid the third rail."
"Uhh." Naomi Greensleeve nodded and turned around to face passengers
who were nearly as awestruck as she. After a moment, she swallowed
slowly and said, "He called me by name. Right? He said 'Miss
Greensleeve.' You heard him, didn't you?"
"Maybe you should have your first name legally changed to 'Miss,' eh?"
one jealous commuter suggested.
"Hold on tight now," Superman called into the electrified car in front.
He lifted the rear end up from the damaged truck as his body flashed
and crackled with light. He had a deadly white halo over his whole
form as he hopped between the truck and the elevated passenger
container, lifted the body of the subway car over his head, and
balanced it on his back, flying forward, until he deposited it,
passengers and all, on the Christopher Circle platform almost a block
away. He doubled back and leaned the steel pieces of the broken truck
against the tunnel wall, and he was gone before Naomi Greensleeve began
to help the passengers past the two halves of the truck toward the
platform.
Clark Kent and his cameraman were on the platform waiting for her and
her charges. "He said my name, I heard him. Tell the man he said my
name," was all the heroine subway conductor could say to Clark's
microphone.
"All right," Clark told the cameraman, after what Clark decided was the
requisite number of expressions of relief/gratitude/indignation/wonder
from the people who had been in and around the two subway cars during
the crisis, "back up to the copter."
From the bubble front of the airborne helicopter, Clark got a better
view of the collapsed building on the Upper West Side than he had
gotten from his apartment window. As he had seen earlier, there were
no casualties as a result of the collapse. There was, in fact, only
one person caught inside the building when it fell; and in an evident
fluke, the woman's second-floor studio was the only room in the
building completely untouched by the disaster. As far as Clark could
tell, while neighbors and fire trucks with their ladders swarmed over
the sidewalk trying to make some sense out of the pile of rubble, the
young girl sat comfortably on a couch reading a paperback edition of
Ragtime by E. L. Doctorow. She could not leave her studio apartment,
since the fire escape was gone, the hallway floor was piled up in
crumbs under the floors from above, and the doorway was caked with
ancient building materials. No one among the crowd gathered out front
knew that there was anyone in the building, and nearly everyone there
was horrified at the possibility that there might be. The young
woman's window faced an alley and it was inaccessible to anyone who did
not fly.
Clark was quite startled, now that traces of lead in building walls no
longer blurred his view, to see that the woman sitting among the ruins
reading pseudohistory was Kristin Wells.
The WGBS Flying Newsroom alit on the building across the street. This
time the cameraman decided to set up on the roof facing the shattered
brownstone while Clark went down to ground level with his wireless
microphone. Between eight and nine seconds after Clark and his
microphone disappeared from his cameraman and pilot behind the rooftop
door, Superman crashed through Kristin Wells's window.
She looked up from her book with a vacant stare. Unnaturally vacant.
She looked at the glass around Superman's feet, closed and opened her
eyes once and said, "Oh, that's all right. I've got a carpet
sweeper." She stood and walked toward the door of her broom closet.
"Miss Wells?" Superman took her arm. "Are you all right? None of the
falling debris hit you, did it?"
"Debris?"
He looked at her blank eyes and through them. If only he could decode
the mess of circuits and connectives in the human brain, he thought.
That would save a lot of questions.
But as he looked into her eyes they changed their expression. They
widened. The tear ducts were sucked dry in an instant. They went from
blue green to a chalky gray. Suddenly they were different eyes.
"You like my handiwork, Superman?" a voice hollower than Kristin's
asked him.
"Your handiwork?"
"The earthquake, I thought, was a masterpiece of surgical destruction,
though I admit the tramway was a touch sloppy. But the subway car was
very inventive and I think this building's new configuration is the
best of all of them. Do you not agree?"
"Who are you?" Superman still stared at the eyes.
"Who is Kristin Wells? Is that what you want to know?"
"No. Who are you?"
"Someone you are going to get to know better."
"I have no use for riddles." But as Superman said that, the eyes
resumed their ocean color, more clearly awake than when he had come in.
"Superman?"
"Yes?"
"Have you been here long?"
"No, not long. Who are you? Are you all right?"
"Don't we know each other?"
"Do we?"
"I'm Kristin Wells, a metaphor in the mind of God, as are we all."
Superman took Kristin to a nearby hospital, from which she was released
within an hour. She had arranged perfect health for the occasion.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 14
SKVRSKY'S PLAGUE
Along with the fires, earthquakes, mechanical malfunctions, oceanic
upheavals, uncommon belligerence of national leaders, an ominous spate
of unusual births and birth defects—all of which contributed to a
worldwide sense of malaise and possibly impending doom—there was the
Itching Sickness. No one seemed to know very much about the Itching
Sickness except for Dr. David Skvrsky. Everyone knew about Dr. David
Skvrsky.
Skvrsky was one of those rare men, a few of whom show up in a
generation, who seem to the world to be a vestige of a bygone era. No
one could agree with anyone else, however, as to precisely in which
bygone era Skvrsky belonged. In fact, for all his individuality,
inventiveness, intrigue, for all the swash in his buckle, the
mustachioed Skvrsky belonged to no age but his own. Above all, David
Skvrsky was a physician, a man of twentieth-century reason and values.
Skvrsky was considered, in circles both informed and otherwise, to be
the greatest diagnostician in the world. There was the story of how
Skvrsky had created a stir when he turned up unexpectedly at a party in
Washington, D.C., where, after noticing the grip of a welcoming
handshake, the doctor told the Vice President of the United States that
he had a calcium deposit on his shoulder that would have to be
removed. Another time, while looking out the window of a passenger
plane, Skvrsky had supposedly determined from the rhythmic wobbles the
plane was making as it passed through some clouds that the pilot had an
infection in his inner ear and that the copilot should take over the
controls before the pilot tried to land the plane. There was the
incident not long ago when Skvrsky predicted, on the basis of a
photograph of the Soviet president in Newsweek, that an agreement on
the SALT II treaty would be delayed so that the communist leader could
recover from the stroke he would suffer sometime during the coming
week.
As far as anyone could tell, Skvrsky spent most of his time out of the
public eye's range of vision, being spotted occasionally at various
locations around the world, honing his skills in medical research.
That made him mysterious and thus more interesting when he periodically
broke his anonymity with a public pronouncement. Often, other doctors
were inclined to trust his judgment because they envied what they
supposed to be his life-style.
A CARE volunteer swore he saw Skvrsky in Nicaragua after the
devastating earthquake there, dressed like a seedy Roy Rogers,
overseeing a neighborhood disaster clinic set up in a church in the
ravaged city of Managua.
A group of West African villagers whose farmland had been reclaimed by
the expanding desert told a French newsman that a man named David who
fit Skvrsky's description had treated some of the village children for
malnutrition and put the chief in touch with the national government's
relocation administration.
More recently, a boatload of overcrowded but unanimously healthy
Vietnamese refugees floated unannounced into San Francisco Bay with the
story of how the miracle-working physician had dropped from a
helicopter onto their deck somewhere in the south Pacific, examined
ailing passengers and took blood samples. Then he synthesized, from a
gel produced under the gills of sea bass, a serum to combat a virus
that was sweeping the boat. Soon afterward, the health ministers of
sixteen countries in Asia and North America received identical manila
envelopes stuffed with formulas and explanations in their respective
languages, detailing nearly a hundred cures, treatments and foods that
could be made from this plentiful sea bass gel.
And so forth.
Skvrsky had been reported doing one thing or another this week in
diverse parts of the world. Burma, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Togo,
Colombia, Senegal, the Dominican Republic, Byelorussia, Liechtenstein
and other places turned up, in just about that order, in a wild
itinerary of Skvrsky sightings. A free-lance foreign correspondent
from London named George Laderbush noticed, according to the "People"
section of Time magazine, that someone claimed to have seen Skvrsky in
each of those countries immediately following a reasonably reliable
report of the outbreak of the Itching Sickness in each place.
Four days earlier in Reykjavik where, the day before, Superman had
caught a toddler falling from a hotel window, there were three reports
of Itching Sickness. Laderbush went there immediately, and yesterday's
Daily News carried a story by a European stringer named John Hughes to
the effect that Hughes's sometime collaborator Laderbush had run into
Skvrsky in a hospital lobby there. According to the Hughes report, the
only quotable phrase Skvrsky uttered to Laderbush was, "Can't you see
I'm busy?"
Meanwhile, through the courtesy of some force whose pattern only
Superman was beginning to recognize, there had been plenty of
short-lived phenomena of interest to scientists this week. The small
staff of the Center for the Study of Short-Lived Phenomena, which
occupied one floor of an old university building in uptown Metropolis,
was busy enough this week. No one was prepared when Dr. David Skvrsky,
in a Livingstonesque bush jacket and a three-day growth of whiskers,
appeared at the head of the stairs and demanded the use of a telephone.
A young biologist trying to come up with some rational explanation for
the strange red coloring that had lately appeared in the Nile River was
summarily taken off a phone in favor of the eminent man. Within twenty
minutes, Skvrsky was assured by the Under Secretary of Health and Human
Services in Washington, that he would have all the federal money he
needed to study and cure the Itching Sickness.
The illness had never been fatal so far, but the symptoms were nothing
short of horrifying, and death was theoretically possible. It started,
in each of its supposedly verified cases, with a severe form of eczema
of the scalp. No matter what the patient's genetic background or
natural hair condition, dandruff began to fall like snowflakes. The
skin began to get scaly, and the condition spread quickly—in less than
two hours in some cases—over the entire surface of the body. If the
patient was not hospitalized, restrained and injected with massive
doses of pain killer immediately, he or she was driven to scratch off
two layers of skin. There were three cases, reported on three different
continents, where those who had the disease scratched off their hair
down to the follicles over the entire surfaces of their heads. Within
two days, whether or not he or she was restrained and hospitalized, the
patient resembled a vampire left out in the sun too long.
After four days, the Itching Sickness simply went away, often leaving
nightmarish scars behind. It did not seem to be communicable between
humans; there was no known virus or natural abnormality that seemed to
cause it; there was no apparent reason for it to disappear after four
days. No one but Skvrsky had any idea why it popped up in the
far-flung and diverse places it appeared. Skvrsky said that he had an
idea of the disease's source, but that it was no more than an idea.
At the Center for the Study of Short-Lived Phenomena, Skvrsky was brisk
and oppressively competent. In the main reception room there were a
collection of cluttered and disheveled cabinets, a
secretary-receptionist at a small desk, enough folding chairs to seat
all eleven staff members who were generally in the building, and a
blackboard with chalk. Within three minutes of the end of his
telephone call to the Department of Health, Education and Welfare,
Skvrsky assembled the entire staff and held their complete attention.
"I have prepared a list," Skvrsky began, "of the reported locations of
the so-called Itching Sickness incidences during these past six weeks.
I also have another longer list of cases which I have personally
learned of through various contacts in parts of the world normally
inaccessible o the American public. I have mimeographed the
documentation for you. You will please hand these out to everyone, my
dear. Thank you. As you can see from page six of my report . . . I said
page six of my report, young man, and it might be appropriate for you
to turn there in order to perpetuate the illusion that you a paying
attention to me . . . as you can see, the two most serious cases of
outbreak occurred this past week in the cities of Shanghai and Medina,
two locations all but totally cut off from Western contact. Those of
you who have seen fit to browse ahead of my fascinating narrative have
doubtless encountered some consternation at finding a day-by-day
account of Superman's known whereabouts during a period roughly
thirty-six hours preceding the disease's appearances. On page eleven .
. . that is page eleven, young man. You'd better keep up because we're
easing on into the exciting climax now . . . is a chronological
correlation between Superman's presence and the outbreak of the
disease. Apart from some predictable gaps in the data, you—even the
gentleman over there in the flowered shirt, I suppose—can deduce from
the information here that the disease's appearance consistently follows
by approximately thirty-six hours the appearance by Superman in that
area.
"You will see, for example, that in Shanghai seven days ago Superman,
according to an associate of mine in the Chinese Ministry of Health,
saved the lives of several score people when the walls of the sixth
floor of a nine-story hospital building mysteriously disintegrated. I
of course have only speculation to lead me to an explanation of why the
sixth floor wall disintegrated, but I can surmise with relative
certainty that Superman is carrying the Itching Sickness, because five
days ago thirty people in that Shanghai hospital, including two lab
technicians and four doctors, came down with it. I have reason to
believe that the Kryptonian is carrying the disease in his
indestructible hair and, immune to it himself, is passing it on to
people with whom he comes in contact. Considering the fact that our
suspected carrier's daily itinerary may routinely include the entire
globe and several neighboring planets and star systems, I do not
suppose that we have any hope of finding out where he picked it up, but
that is quite irrelevant. I propose to cure it."
Skvrsky paused for several moments to allow his audience to murmur
learnedly and sit in awe of him a little bit. He noticed that two
women in the second row of seats, both certainly case-hardened
scientists, were gazing at him quite intently. This pleased him,
though he assiduously avoided showing it.
"On the sixteenth and final page of my data," he went on, "I have
included a graph detailing the spectrographic analysis of Superman's
hair. Those of you familiar with such things will note that it
resembles hair much less than it resembles tiny strands of titanium.
Titanium, however, is closer in resiliency to normal terrestrial hair
than it is to Superman's hair. No matter."
"I propose that we do two things immediately. First, the Center will
request Superman to submit a lock of his hair for testing. Second, we
will use the federal money that you all saw me so skillfully wangle a
few minutes ago to produce, in the laboratory, a super-strong organic
strand that is physically and spectrographically identical to
Superman's hair. Those of you who consider this second task impossible
may be assured that you have a lot to learn from me. I trust that for
this project I will have your complete cooperation and access to all
resources of the Center for the Study of Short-Lived Phenomena. Any
objections? Good."
"I will require a small office and a large laboratory equipped for
conventional chemical and biological work. Later today I will choose
two special assistants from among you. If you would be so kind, Mr.
Golob, as to show me a suitable laboratory space now, I will order any
additional equipment I need to be delivered tomorrow morning."
Richard Golob, the distinguished director of the Center for the Study
of Short-Lived Phenomena quietly led Skvrsky to another room.
When they were gone somebody said, "Whew."
Almost nothing of what Skvrsky said was true. The only true
information in the sixteen-page report was the accounts of Superman's
appearances during the previous weeks and the spectroanalysis of
Kryptonian hair.
There was no Itching Sickness.
There was, in fact, no Dr. David Skvrsky.
Skvrsky was one of Lex Luthor's elaborate creations, and the man who
had breezed out of the room with Golob was Luthor himself in disguise.
The reporters, George Laderbush and John Hughes, were also born of
Luthor's brow. There would be no more need for fictional reporters to
issue falsely documented accounts of the disease's outbreak. Once the
news of Skvrsky's involvement got out, hysterical cases of Itching
Sickness would actually begin to appear around the world wherever
Superman went.
It was a charming little conundrum, Luthor decided.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 15
Chapter 15
THE SPECIAL REPORT
The networks all preempted their regular programming that evening in
early May for hour-long news specials. They often preempted their
programming for reports on major events in the news: when kings and
presidents took office or died; when war or peace was declared
somewhere; when aliens from other worlds appear unannounced in major
population centers; that sort of thing. This time, however, there was
not any particular event of the past week worthy of a special report.
There were so many little unexpected events this week that were of
almost major proportions that the networks decided to run specials on
all of them together. The last time something like that happened was
in 1964. One week back then, among other things, the Chinese exploded
their first nuclear bomb and the Soviets deposed their premier to
replace him with two younger men. That week, like this week, the
Galaxy Broadcasting System titled their special report, "A World Turned
Inside Out." This time, though no one knew it, the title would be more
appropriate than it was in 1964.
Without any introduction other than the title of the report, the images
on the millions of televisions across the country switched to a quick
series of excerpts from news reports of the past week. John Keepe in
Charleston reported on the pollution of most of South Carolina's city
reservoir systems with tadpoles. There was Blake Thiebass in Duluth
reporting on the inexplicable lowering of the melting point of steel in
the mills there. From Tacoma, Kelly Tarsneaux gave an account of the
disappearance of snow on mountaintops overlooking blizzard-bound
towns. Donna Toothe in Belgrade talked about the outbreak of the
previously unknown strain of eczema wherever Superman had appeared
thirty-six hours earlier. Paul Grinn in Cairo gave an account of the
migraine headaches that were afflicting virtually every head of state
in the Middle East this week. In Paris, Marcel de Stonne reported on
the swarm of locusts raging over the western European countryside. In
the Metropolis studio, Clark Kent recounted the various major crimes
and near disasters, natural and otherwise, that Superman was known to
have defused around the world this week.
When these brief snippets of the week's regular newscasts ended,
national anchorwoman Lana Lang appeared on the air and said,
essentially, that there was a lot of weird stuff going on in the world
these days. Most of the people watching had already surmised this, but
Lana realized that restating the obvious in a clear manner seemed to be
a large part of a newscaster's job.
A good many of the millions who were watching the report, possibly a
majority of them, had some idea that their understanding of the past
few dizzying weeks would be enhanced by this clear restating of the
news. People hoped that the astute collection of Galaxy Communications
employees who confronted them in such a fluent array tonight would be
able to discern some pattern in the madness. During the first half
hour of the report, those who hoped for such a synthesis saw no
evidence that the journalists briefly in charge of their senses had any
such thing to offer.
Uptown from Galaxy Communications, at the Center for the Study of
Short-Lived Phenomena, was a group of people accustomed to discerning
patterns in apparent madness. All but one of them expected no less of
these reporters. Only the man who called himself Dr. David Skvrsky
gave less than total attention to the television screen. Skvrsky was
studying a notebook full of acetate-covered spectrographic photographs
of Superman's hair. The others in the room were eagerly awaiting the
appearance on the television screen of their colleague Tami Muriello,
who was the chief public affairs officer of the center.
Skvrsky had decided that it was technologically possible to duplicate
to the smallest atomic detail the hair of Superman's head. It would
take about a hundred thousand dollars to do it, Skvrsky decided, but it
would be a simple matter for the Center for the Study of Short-Lived
Phenomena, using Skvrsky's prestige, to get a
five-hundred-thousand-dollar federal grant to do it. Skvrsky would
spare the Center the moral dilemma that the grant suggested by keeping
the entire four hundred thousand dollars that he would not spend.
Luthor, meanwhile, would layout the hundred thousand dollars needed to
manufacture a lock of indestructible fake hair. If Luthor were a
law-abiding citizen, he would somehow justify a 400 percent interest
charge on his loan. Since he was a criminal, however, he, like the
center, had no moral dilemma to overcome. He was simply stealing the
money, and that was fine with Luthor.
Luthor, masquerading as a dashing, romantic international Angel of
Mercy, sat scowling in a corner of the studied chaos of his uptown
Metropolis laboratory, trying to ignore a boyhood friend who had just
appeared on the television screen on the far side of the room. Clark
Kent was sitting in on a panel discussion with the anchorwoman and a
few other savants, including a few Galaxy newsmen from around the
country and Muriello from the Center, trading theories on the spate of
disasters around the world. Luthor was watching through an electron
microscope as, at his prodding, thousands of macro-molecules fused
together, crashing in and compressing one another, forming something
that looked like strands of titanium but which was many times
stronger. Luthor had to keep watching the strands form as his
colleagues across the room listened to the words of Clark Kent from the
television. Luthor ignored Kent as much as he possibly could. There
was something about the man that spooked him.
It was years ago—the year Abraham Maslow, the pioneering humanistic
psychologist, and Noam Chomsky, the linguist from MIT, both had
visiting professorships at Metropolis University and were teaching a
course together on psycholinguistics. In December a nineteen-year-old
Lex Luthor vanished without a trace from the Pocantico Correctional
Facility and in January a gawky, big-footed, potbellied and stunningly
brilliant transfer student from Anchorage named Michael Hemmingway
(with two m's, he was always careful to point out) showed up at
Metropolis University and his late registration for the popular
psycholinguitics course somehow slipped past the registrar into the
file cabinet. In order not to arouse suspicion, Hemmingway also
registered for four other courses that semester at Metropolis
University. No suspicions arose at all, however, from the fact that the
transfer student never showed up at any of his other classes. This was
not unusual. Certainly no one had any idea that Hemmingway was Lex
Luthor, the young hellion who already held the record as the person who
had been placed on and taken off the FBI Ten Most Wanted list more
times than anyone else on record.
The two great men, Maslow and Chomsky, conducted a very impressive
class two days a week. On Tuesdays, Chomsky would lecture, blinding
the students' minds with a phantasmagoria of observations and
suppositions about the ancestries of various English words and why they
had evolved the way they had. He traced the derivation of the word
phantasmagoria and its relative fantasy one Tuesday, and then
extrapolated its possible link, in the future, with fanatic or fan from
an altogether different root. He supposed that someday there would be
a marriage between these two family trees and a fan would eventually
refer only to a fantasy fanatic.
Then on Thursdays, Maslow would pick two or three students from among
the class and ask them to have a ten-minute conversation among
themselves in front of the rest of the class. When ten minutes were
up, Maslow pointed out each phrase, each word, each sound, each gesture
of body language that had struck his fancy (from the same Indo-European
root as phantasmagoria) and picked it apart the way a beginning biology
student might dissect a frog or an earthworm. Maslow and Chomsky
taught their students at Metropolis University to study language and
human interaction the way a doctor studies a strain of bacillus or a
good repairman studies the works of a sick washing machine.
Michael Hemmingway with two m's was fascinated.
Hemmingway went to ask Maslow for permission to do a special research
project. Before the young man even told him what the project would be,
Maslow asked the student why he held one hand in a back pocket as he
walked into the professor's office. Then Maslow asked why he said the
name "Hemmingway with two m's" with such emphasis. Then he asked why
the student stepped in so decisively instead of shuffling the way most
students did. And so forth. Michael Hemmingway tried to laugh off
Abraham Maslow's questions and Maslow asked why he laughed so
defensively. In fact, Michael Hemmingway did laugh defensively; he had
a lot about which to be defensive.
The student gave up his mission for that day and went to propose the
idea to Chomsky two days later. What he wanted to do was get a dozen
volunteers from among the student body at Metropolis, students from
diverse sections of the country, and make a study of their various
accents. Hemmingway would record their pronunciations of certain key
words, and interview each student about his or her background. Then,
five months later at the end of the semester, he would interview each
volunteer again, paying close attention to the two or three most
unusual things that had happened to the student in the course of the
five months—the births or deaths of relatives, the falling in or out of
love, the peak experiences and the lows. He would again record each
student's pronunciation of key words, noting any changes during the
five-month period, and seeing if he could discover any reason for
changes in pronunciation from the student's experiences during the same
period. Chomsky made a few procedural suggestions, pointed out that
Hemmingway should have some sort of a control group, and said it was
basically a fine idea.
Luthor was amused that one of the first of the Metropolis University
students to answer Hemmingway's request for volunteers was a sophomore
whom Luthor knew from his days in Smallville named Clark Kent.
Kent pronounced words as though he were from Nowhere, U.S.A. He had a
perfect midwestern accent and Luthor remembered thinking at the time
that instead of trying to be a newspaper reporter, Kent should be
broadcasting the news on television. Luthor alias Hemmingway was
relishing the interview with his boyhood friend. He liked hearing—from
Kent's mayonnaisey viewpoint—about the little hick burg that was the
last place Luthor had lived with his parents. Luthor was mildly
surprised to learn, for example, that Kent had been an adopted child,
and for a moment Luthor felt a burst of resentment at his own parents
for not loving their natural son Lex as much as the Kents evidently
loved their adopted son Clark. Luthor even felt a touch of regret on
hearing that Jonathan and Martha Kent had both passed on since he had
last been in Smallville.
Luthor sat behind the studied solemnity of his Michael Hemmingway face,
laughing at Clark Kent until the end of the interview when, getting up
to leave, Kent said, "By the way, Lex, who do you think you're
fooling?"
"Excuse me?"
"I asked who you thought you were fooling. Isn't this project for
Maslow's class?"
"What of it?"
"Well, I just don't think you're fooling a guy like Maslow any more
than you fool me, is all."
"I haven't got the slightest idea of what you're talking about."
"Oh come off it, Lex."
"Lex? What's a Lex? Is that somebody's name? I'm Michael Hemmingway
with two m's. I assume you're—um, what did it say there?—Clark Kent."
"You're no Michael Hemmingway any more than I'm Superboy."
"I think he calls himself Superman these days."
"Whatever it is. That nose is pretty good, though. Did you have surgery
on that or—"
"Get your hand off my nose. What're you, weird?"
"Listen, I won't tell anyone. Honest, Lex. But why on Earth don't you
cut this master criminal stuff out?"
"Master criminal stuff?"
"Yeah, that's what the papers call you now, the bad papers at least.
The Times and the Planet still refer to you as just an escaped felon.
I mean you've just stolen property so far, right? Never endangered
anyone's life seriously, at least since you turned eighteen, and that's
what counts, right?"
"Look—um, Kent—I don't think I'm going to be able to use your data
here. You're too hostile."
"Hostile? You know as well as I do that I'm as hostile as your average
terrier puppy."
"Maybe hostile isn't the word. I guess it's schizoid. That's it. And if
you insist on staying here I'm going to have to let the psychological
counseling office know about you—um, Kent."
Clark stood quietly for a moment, wrinkled his eyebrows and said,
"Sorry, my mistake." Then he shuffled out of the room.
When Luthor went back to Michael Hemmingway's locked dormitory room
that afternoon he found an envelope lying on the unmade bed. There was
a typed note inside:
Dear Lex,
I'm really sorry if I got you upset today and ruined your game, and
I know you always have good reasons for doing the things you do,
but I've got an idea. It seems to me that anybody who could invent
a new identity for himself the way you have done can probably wipe
out his whole past and start over anywhere with a clean slate. You
could be a scientist or a doctor or a psycholinguist if you feel
like it or anything else. Well, it seems to me that the only thing
keeping you from actually doing this is Superman. No matter where
you went or how you changed yourself, Superman could probably find
you sometime. And it seems to me that if somebody could somehow
guarantee that if you decided never to commit a crime again, to go
straight, if someone could then make it so Superman never came
after you again, that would be just like a pardon. What I'm
getting at is that I can do that. Honest. I can make it so
Superman will forget about your past altogether if you want to
start all over and use your intellect and your talents to benefit
humanity instead of to destroy Superman. You'd be famous and
acclaimed, I'm sure, no matter what career you chose. By now,
after six or seven years in jails and reform schools, I'm sure
you'll agree that it would be a better life. You know me well
enough to know that I wouldn't lie to you. I know you well enough
to know that even though it would not be a good idea to trust you
blindly, you'll stick with any agreement you make outright. That's
why I want you to meet me in the lobby of this building at eight
o'clock tonight and I'll tell you my secret. I know you think I'm
just a wimpy kid from the sticks somewhere, but I can make you
believe me. If you're not down in the lobby by five after eight,
I'll just assume you're not coming.
Your old friend,
Clark Kent
Luthor hated being confronted with decisions he never anticipated
having to make. He sat down on the bed and decided. Clearly, he
thought, Kent had something to tell him. And clearly, he thought, if
he is the same kid he was six or seven years ago, it is something Kent
considers pretty big. A lot of things can change, however, in six or
seven years. Certainly Luthor had changed. Certainly, with the loss
of his parents and the move from Smallville to Metropolis, Kent had
changed as well. It was even possible that the kid had gone nuts.
Then again, he was sane enough to have seen through the Michael
Hemmingway disguise. Kent looked normal enough this afternoon, for an
incurable wimp. But if he really was a wimp, how could he really
believe he had a way to get Superman off Luthor's back unless he really
did?
This was too much to sort out without more information. The thing to
do, therefore, was to miss the appointment with Kent, but kidnap him on
his way home. That way, Luthor would be able to get to the bottom of
these questions and still not immediately endanger his disguise.
At five past eight Clark Kent sighed a sigh mixed with equal portions
of regret and relief, stepped out the door of Michael Hemmingway's
dormitory building and walked south along MacDougall Street toward his
own dorm. A block behind, Michael Hemmingway, in black turtleneck and
black slacks and carrying a handkerchief doused in chloroform, followed
Clark Kent. A few blocks downtown, Clark turned left into a short,
dark alley that cut through to Jones Street. With Clark out of sight,
Luthor/Hemmingway started running quietly on crepe soles toward the
alley.
Three steps into his trot, Luthor felt the Hemmingway toupee he had
glued to his head being ripped off, and then Luthor himself was lifted
into the sky by his armpits. Luthor remembered struggling for a few
moments. He remembered Superman's hand pressing the chloroformed
handkerchief against his face. He remembered his last conscious thought
before he woke up at Pocantico—that now he might never know Clark
Kent's mysterious secret. And, again, he remembered rage.
Luthor, now masquerading as Skvrsky instead of Hemmingway with two m's,
heard someone across the laboratory say something that sounded
surprised. He looked up at the television screen across the room and
did not look back down at his microscope again that day.
For the past minute or so, the panel of newspeople and experts
discussing the varied reasons for this news special had seemed
distracted. There was some noise somewhere off the set, maybe
somewhere in the hallway outside the news studio. Then there was a
voice from off-camera that everyone, including the television viewers,
could hear. It was harsh, inhuman.
"The calamities have one cause, and that cause is me," the voice
barked, and then Kristin Wells bounded before the camera and the
startled panel.
"Excuse me, miss," Lana Lang said, standing up and taking Kristin's
arm, "but maybe you don't realize this is a live news broad—"
Kristin whipped her elbow up into Lana's chin and, with her free hand,
pointed two fingers at the Galaxy Broadcasting System's star
anchorwoman and blasted her backward through the cardboard set that
formed the backdrop with what appeared to be a burst of light from her
fingertips.
Everyone on the set except for Clark Kent scattered. The camera
remained on, fixed in position without a cameraman. Clark yelled,
"Lana!" and went to see if the woman was all right.
"You can see from where you are that she is unharmed, Clark Kent," the
inhuman voice said from the throat of Kristin Wells, "and that is why
you go to her so slowly, at human speed. The charade will no longer be
necessary."
Clark paid no attention to what Kristin was saying, although maybe he
should have done so. He knelt cradling the head of the unconscious
Lana Lang in one hand and placed it down again as the woman began to
wake up. He stood up to say something suitably indignant but still in
character when Kristin threw a dark, hollow laugh at his face.
"Kristin," Clark said, "this is hardly appropriate behavior for a—"
"I am Saturn," the voice from Kristin Wells said. "I was born when the
elements of Earth and Krypton were still cooling in the heart of a
dying star. I will live on when your memory and time itself have no
meaning. I have occupied your time, alien, these past weeks, and I
will complicate your life until your precious Earth is a husk
smoldering with the stench of rotted dreams and your Universe is
tumbling faster than life into the pit."
No one had any idea what she was talking about, but she was clearly
addressing Clark Kent, who insisted on remaining in character as he
walked toward Kristin, who stood resolutely in the eye of the camera.
Lana was looking up, Kristin was gesturing insanely toward Clark with
both her hands. Clark was speaking in tones and words of reason.
Between twenty-five and twenty-six million people across the country
were watching.
Kristin Wells's hands shot out a burst of cold Hell-born energy at
Clark Kent and minds froze as, in an instant, Clark Kent was gone, what
was left of his clothes draped indecorously over the unmistakable frame
of Superman.
Kristin laughed once more, and then she too was gone. A puff of black
smoke and a dying squeal replaced her.
"That son of a rabid terrier!" Luthor wailed from behind the still
intact disguise of David Skvrsky. "That was his secret, damn him! He
was that wimp all along."
Nobody noticed what Skvrsky was saying and in a moment he would pull
himself together enough to stop saying it. Life would go on, for the
moment.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 16
"He listened for everything."
Chapter 16
SONG OF THE EARTH
It was over. He was horribly embarrassed. He was mortified. A big
part of him, the mortal part, was killed. He wove through the sky in a
random pattern above Metropolis. Maybe he had broken a window or a
wall on his way out. If he had, he would fix it sometime.
There were species on this Earth for whom heartbreak was a common cause
of death. Swans and pigeons died soon after the deaths of their
mates. Dogs sometimes pined to death when their masters died or moved
away without them. Last year, twenty healthy sperm whales, distraught
over the use of their spawning area as a dumping ground for nuclear
waste material, beached themselves and gently died on a shore near
Peugeot Sound. Now, Superman felt that he too was slowly beginning to
die.
The news reached the entire United States and parts of Mexico and
Canada before it fully hit Superman himself. Now, the last of Clark
Kent's clothing ripping off in the breeze and flapping to the Earth
below, Superman turned north and sliced the sky alone. Totally alone.
By the time Superman crossed the Canadian border, the telephone cables
and the microwave satellite relays linking the North American continent
with Europe and Asia were overloaded with calls to and from diplomats,
business leaders, journalists, friends. News offices in America and
then in Western Europe, Japan, the Soviet Union, Africa, China,
India—ultimately all round the world—sat in undirected silence for a
moment before somebody in each office ordered everyone else to go about
telling the story.
When monitors at Strategic Air Command in Omaha picked up evidence of
an erratic, highflying object crossing the Distant Early Warning
defense line in Canada and heading over the Artic Sea, there was
momentary mobilization. It could have been an enemy aircraft
blundering into unauthorized space, but that was not what it was. The
news had reached this underground fortress, and when somebody muttered,
"It's him," everyone else knew approximately where he was going.
"He's moving awful slow," a young technician said, "He never moves that
slow. You sure it's him?"
"Leave him be," an officer said.
One hundred thirty miles south of the North pole—from the North Pole
every direction is south—there was a hollow, artificially built
mountain. The mightiest hands on Earth had gathered and fused together
a huge mass of granite blocks which now sat collecting snow and
permafrost, hidden from anyone who might be imprudent enough to linger
over this forsaken corner of the earth. From the sky, one could see
only a golden arrow the length of two Olympic pools, which pointed
north, presumably for the benefit of airline pilots. Only Superman
could lift the sixty-ton object, slide it into a camouflaged lock set
into the mountain face, and open the door bigger than most medieval
cathedrals.
This fortress of Solitude, this repository for collectibles—the junk
and the treasure of the great man's life—was the final privacy he had.
By the time Superman laid his hands on the base of the golden key, the
fact of his formerly secret identity had passed, in most of the world,
from news, to common knowledge, to a source of idle speculation. When
Superman lifted the key a hundred meters into the air, faltered a
moment and then, despairing, dropped it back to the steel-hard frost
that covered the earth below, the human population of the world was
astir with excitement mixed with confusion. The President of the
United States got the idea into his head to issue a postage stamp
bearing the face of Clark Kent, when the key cracked and shattered
against the cold.
By law, no living person may be pictured on a United States postage
stamp.
Superman sat on top of the mountain that he had built, in a temporary
high-backed chair that he dug out of the ice. He leaned back his head,
closed his eyes and listened. He listened for everything. He turned
on his full super-hearing, not simply the directed senses that he had
trained himself to use in homing in on distant conversations or on the
noise of a distant underground rumble before the Earth moved
somewhere. He turned on the whole thing, and in a moment, he realized
that he had never done this before.
From his perch at the top of the world Superman heard the clatter of
trains making their ways among the towns of central Europe, the hissing
of a cobra in the basket of a Pakistan fakir, the tuning sounds of the
Boston Pops Orchestra and the orchestra of a high school in La Paz as
respectively they rehearsed "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" and the second
Brandenburg Concerto. A geyser bubbled below the surface of Colorado.
A company of humpback whales howled an ecstatic, intricate symphony
whose orchestration stretched for half the width of the Indian Ocean.
Quintillions of snails dragged quintillions of jellied tails over the
surface of quintillions of leaves.
The slap-slapping of a runner's feet against the outskirts of Kampala
made a perfect syncopated rhythm with the singing of a thrush in
Singapore. When the thrush stopped for a moment, the runner would stop
for a gulp of water from his wineskin. When the runner stepped up his
pace, the thrush soared into a new rhythm, as though the man in Africa
and the bird in Asia were following signals from the same conductor.
The wind-songs ripping through the Andes made a counterpoint for the
wagging tails of the dogs in the Bide-A-Wee Animal Shelter in Wantagh,
Long Island.
An ant's breath, as it struggled to press a cake crumb up a centimeter
and a half high hill in Bali, traced the precise pattern of the
whirring of a machine-mixing cavity filling in the office of a dentist
in Tel Aviv.
The hums of all the beehives and all the Xerox copiers in all the world
together created an eerily beautiful collection of sound that clearly
constituted a fugue.
An angry golfer in Palm Beach, when he smashed his putter against a
tree, compensated for the drummer in the Sussex disco band who missed a
beat.
Then something even more remarkable happened. There was a flutter of
flying fish in the Caribbean west of Bermuda whipping past the cruise
ship Raffaelo. Together, in a pattern whose precision Superman could
now begin to notice, they flashed out of the water and splashed back
in, soared up fluttered, tumbled back, broke the water again. And as
they arced through the sky, two of the fish hit the hull of the
Raffaelo and broke their part of the pattern. A line of people who
applauded as they watched the fish performance from the liner's rail
did not even notice the falling out of the two members of the school.
And as Superman heard, from his icy throne, the sound of the pair of
flying fish splashing clumsily into the sea, a few chunks of ice
chipped off the rest under his heavy arm and scattered down the hill,
making a noise comparable in quality to the noise of a flying fish duet
fluttering on the wind and splashing into the Caribbean.
Superman was part of the song.
He had an instrument in the orchestra of this Earth.
He was not, in the overall scheme of things, an outsider.
He listened to the world, sitting in one of its most desolate spots,
and he began to put together the pieces. He heard the howls of wolves,
the roiling of cyclones, the bouncing of children's balls, the sounds
of his own digestive system, the sounds of mandibles of ticks attaching
themselves to the skins of dogs' ears: everything, working together to
create an ineffable symphony.
Maybe Superman, today, was the first one ever to hear the music that
earth made in totality. Maybe, on the other hand, every human who ever
composed a concerto, wrote a song, whistled a tune, or listened
intently to the heartbeat of a woman carrying a child had heard the
song of the Earth in his or her own peculiar set of perceptions. Maybe
Pythagoras, Mozart and McCartney had heard the song, and had spent
their lives trying, in their primitive ways, to imitate it. Maybe every
whippoorwill and meadowlark Superman heard today was imitating the
Earth as well. Maybe that was what Superman had been doing—bouncing to
the rhythm of this planet that teemed with life and melody, ever since
the day he first arrived on Earth.
He listened, heard the sound of the Order of life and growth for which
the planet had been created, and wondered what the sound of the
Universe might be. He wondered what he would hear if, through some
miracle, his super-hearing could pick up sounds across the vacuum of
the continuum.
Somewhere to the south, a devil inhabiting the body of an innocent
young woman had destroyed the one thing that had made him feel a part
of this world. But now he heard, and began to realize, that by his
very presence he had become of this world and a part of its
encompassing Order.
Somewhere to the south, a demon had begun the process of disrupting the
Order, ending the song, and spreading the word of Chaos from this point
through all time and space. Not even the past and the future would be
safe from a gathering wave of the Dark World's power.
Somewhere to the south, sounds of cacophony originated and found
Superman's ears. The man from another world rose into the sky, though
the aurora to the edge of space, and dove to meet the agent of Hell on
Earth.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 17
Chapter 17
GENERAL DESTRUCTION
Determination does not necessarily make for an end to struggle. At
best, it only helps. Superman was determined to put and end to the
destruction that was promised by Kristin Wells. When he dove from the
sky to find Kristin merrily prancing up Sixth Avenue, the following
things had already gone wrong:
1. The Pan American Building was upside down, standing on its
heliport above Grand Central Terminal.
2. The statue of Horace Greely was running around Journal Square
pinching tourists.
3. A geyser of crude oil was spurting out the top of the Exxon
Building and tying up traffic on Sixth and Seventh Avenues.
4. All three hundred people inside Radio City Music Hall for a
revival of Singing in the Rain had grown too big to fit out the
doors and were caught in a downpour from the malfunctioning
sprinkler system.
5. Fifty-second Street from Eighth Avenue to Park Avenue had
become a chasm at least forty feet deep.
6. The steering wheels of all the cars in midtown had suddenly
vanished, whether the cars were moving or not.
7. Fifty-sixth street and its restaurants were infested with
frogs.
8. A supersonic wail permeating the air in the vicinity of
Christopher Circle was driving a horde of dogs crazy.
The biggest problem was the Pan Am Building.
After Superman smashed through the pieces of the Horace Greely statue,
the pieces lay twitching on the ground for a few moments and stopped.
After minor accidents, all the drivers in midtown, with expressions
ranging from spooked horror to resigned annoyance, abandoned their
vehicles where they were. Platforms full of garbage and landfill that
Superman carried from various dumpsd around town were an adequate
temporary solution to Fifty-Second street. When superman saw that the
oil on the Exxon Building was apparently originating from nowhere but
the base of the gusher itself, he quickly rigged up a well and a
pipeline from the metal of junk cars, and the supply of crude oil ended
after less than a barrelful drained into the fountain forty stories
below.
When Superman sheared the corners and removed the walls from the Music
Hall, three hundred people shrank back to their normal sizes. The
three hundred, all soaking wet, wandered about their respective
businesses. Superman was careful not to damage the walls of the
national monument to pop culture. Superman had a soft spot for pop
culture.
When Superman couldn't find the source of the supersonic whistle—it had
no source but the air itself—he airlifted fifty-four dogs from the
area. The sound ended as suddenly as it had begun.
He pulled a water main from the ground under Fifty-Sixth Street and
flushed most of the frogs off the street into the river, while citizens
too stubborn to get out of the way—there were three of them, two
restaurant owners and a chef—held on to a fire escape ladder and two
light poles. The frogs would actually have been good for the river's
damaged ecology, but they vanished soon afterward.
In the Pan American Building, only the inorganic things were upside
down. People walked on the ceilings, sat on turned-off light fixtures,
and looked up at their desks and chairs hanging from above. Superman
had the superintendent of the building call floors and get the
occupants ready for evacuation. The elevators did not work, since the
cables that had depended partially on gravity had no weights to pull
them, and the stairways were useless. Superman stretched a system of
ramps and wooden staircases from the top of the Pan Am Building all the
way up to the bottom. He spent most of the afternoon, after the
building was emptied, lifting the building and slowly, gently, moving
at super-speed to buttress scores of points on the surface of the
building at what seemed to be the same time, flipping the Pan Am
Building back onto its foundation and sealing it there the way it
belonged.
What was she trying to do? Superman screamed in his mind as he
finished his job. Kristin Wells was sitting on the stone wall that
marked the southern border of Central Preserve, filing her
fingernails. She was surrounded on all sides by a circle of flames a
few centimeters high that flared up menacingly whenever anyone among
the crowd watching her ventured too close. When a man tried to throw a
rock at her it boomeranged back at his head; she said something about
he who is without sin casting the first stone, but seemed unable to
remember the source of that particular quotation.
The crowd threw stones of verbal abuse at her instead as she sat
impassively. That was until the wall of fire rose again and Superman
flew through it to land with his livid face an inch from hers. In a
soft, painfully controlled voice he asked her, "What are you trying to
do?"
She looked up blankly for a moment and went back to her filing. He
grabbed the file from her and tossed it over his shoulder into
Connecticut but long before it landed another nail file appeared from
nowhere. Resigned, he waited for her to look up again.
When she looked up she said, "I am C. W. Saturn, Superman, and I have
come to make you unneccessary."
Then she laughed sweetly and disappeard in a puff of black smoke.
Superman visited Lena Thorul, but when he knocked on the door she
pleaded with him to go away. He persisted, and when she finally opened
the door she shrieked and fainted. She would have been a highly
sensitive woman, even if she had never been psychic.
In his apartment in Los Angeles, Max Maven was practicing card tricks.
Before Superman knocked on the door, he heard Max say, in a voice low
enough so that only he and the cards could hear it, "Come on in, it's
open."
"Hello Max."
"Lena's going to be all right, or at least as well as could be
expected. You look a little peaked, though. Sit down. Sorry about
Kent. Here, pick a card."
"I'd rather not. I need some information."
"I don't know much."
"You don't know much?" the hero bellowed.
"Quiet," Max whispered and sat Superman down on the couch. "Half the
neighbors are trying to meditate the evil spirits away. They're scared
out of their minds. You'll disturb them."
"Meditate?"
"This is California," Max said, motioning in the direction of his head.
"What do you mean you don't know much? A few weeks ago you were a
regular fountain of inside information. You were a guidebook to Hell,
a half-baked cross between Virgil and Rona Barrett. What happened,
smart guy?"
"Nothing happened. Saturn's got the girl, as you've doubtless figured
out, and there was nothing you could do about that."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing."
"What about exorcism?"
"Exorcism? Out of the question. I'd laugh if it were funny. You
can't exorcise C. W. Saturn. You're not dealing with one of Lucifer's
handmaidens. This is the arch-demon, the agent of Hell on Earth. This
is the entity that sits at the elbow of Samael. This is the
Robespierre, the Rasputin, the H. R. Halderman of the Underworld. This
is the snake in the Garden of Eden out to make its biggest killing.
You can't exorcise it. You've got to defeat it. And let me tell you,
you aren't inspiring a whole lot of confidence in me right now."
"How do I defeat it?"
"How should I know? I'm no hero, I'm just a lousy stage performer
trying to earn a living. I can't tell you the game plan, all I know is
the gossip."
"You're saying it's up to me."
"I'm telling you it's impossible, but you're in the hero business.
You're supposed to thrive on stuff like that."
"Then tell me this, Max. Exactly what's at stake? What happens if
Saturn wins?"
"Okay. As far as I can tell, first of all, the laws of physics go out
the window. Disorder is the rule of the day, at first in the vicinity
of the Earth, and eventually throughout the physical Universe. Time no
longer has any meaning. Ultimately, all four dimensions break down.
The past disappears, and if through some miracle even a time traveler
from the future were to come here, he would be caught in the mess too.
Matter, space, time all become a mishmash and the Universe reverts to
the state it was in before the Creation. I don't know what that looks
like, but I don't suppose it's an environment that's very pleasant for
living things."
"What you're talking about is a complete breakdown of the space-time
continuum, am I right?"
"I'm no scientist, but I think it goes further than that. Here, pick a
card."
But Superman was gone.
The next day the following things went wrong:
1. An American communications satellite fell on the White House
lawn.
2. The President of Kenya, suffering a migraine headache for the
first time in his life, was testy enough to order that his nation's
air force attack Entebbe.
3. A school of sharks leaped out of the water onto the deck of a
tourist boat off the coast of Virginia.
4. At the same instant, cables of elevators in six buildings in
Metropolis snapped.
5. It snowed in Death Valley.
6. The water supply of the city of Silver Springs turned to
formaldehyde.
7. The Panama canal was filled with soil.
8. Anchormen of news programs all over the world laughed through
their accounts of the day's news.
And so forth. This went on for weeks.
Around this time, Superman left a lock of his hair for David Skvrsky at
the Center for the Study of Short-Lived Phenomena.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 18
Chapter 18
GETTING AFFAIRS IN ORDER
It was another week before Superman could go back to Clark Kent's
apartment at 344 Clinton Street. He hovered at the broken window for a
few moments, watching Lois, who was inside gathering ripped and
crumpled papers from the floor and flattening them out as well as she
could before she stuffed them into a little Samsonite attaché case.
There was nothing left besides the papers. The tables, chairs, couch,
snippets of rug had all been stripped away on that night a week ago
when Clark Kent died. Somebody had taken the videotape recorder, the
television and the collection of Clark's favorite television
commercials, as well as all the books and records and cassettes that
had recordings of extraterrestrial music. By the time Lois finally
found the presence of mind that night to realize that Clark had no
living relatives and that she had to take responsibility for his
property, people had already stripped the small apartment of everything
but scraps of paper. The telephones were ripped from the wall. In the
building's elevator, the button for the third floor, Clark's floor, had
been sawed or pried or bitten out of the elevator wall before the
entire button console was ripped out and carried away. Most of the
other tenants of the building had fled that night; perhaps some of them
had even taken a souvenir of the consummate fiction that had been Clark
Kent.
Now, with Superman preoccupied with the current world crisis and
evidently uninterested in his former life, Lois had a court order
appointing her Clark Kent's executor. She also convinced her old friend
Inspector Henderson to pull some strings and cut some tape to get
police guards around Clark's apartment. There was nothing anyone could
see besides the papers all over the floors—financial records, bill
stubs, discarded first drafts of news scripts, answers to Superman's
fan mail—but she might find something else if she looked hard enough.
"Quite a mess, isn't it?" said the voice from the direction of the
window.
She looked up from the bare floor against which she was straightening
something that looked to be a manuscript and saw him standing on the
ledge outside the window that had been shattered and whose shards had
been carried off for souvenirs.
"What do you care?" Lois muttered and looked back down at the floor.
"My executor, I presume?"
"That's what the court says." Lois continued to work as he climbed in
through the window.
"The reports of my death are highly exaggerated."
"Listen, hero, as long as you're here you might at least do something
about those windows. It's cold as a—"
"Excuse me miss, but do I know you?"
"Oh, don't play the lost little lamb with me, Superman, okay? Be a
hero or a Romeo or a heel or some kind of sick, hormone-infested macho
freak or anything you feel like being, but don't make believe you don't
know what's going on in my head."
"You're upset that I never told you that Clark and I were the same
person."
"Upset? No, amazed. You're a stranger. Do you realize that? In all
the years I've known you, you've been a stranger. How do you think
that makes me feel?"
"Alone?"
"That's a good word for it. Another good word for it is shitty."
"Lois, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had to find out about it on
television. If I'd known it was going to happen I would have told you
first."
"Told me first? How about second? How about in the week or two since
the news broke? Where on God's Earth have you been all this time?"
"Maybe I've been busy making sure this remains God's Earth and not
somebody else's."
"Oh, I get it. Now you're being the hero. The wide-eyed and innocent
tactic didn't work. Well, I read the papers. I even write the
papers. It's all very impressive the way you've been saving the world
two, maybe three times a day. What would we do without you? And when
you have the biggest personal crisis since you lost your parents, you
have nothing to do about it but brood on the far side of the moon, for
all I know. You certainly don't come and talk to your friends about
it. You don't even drop a note to the person who's allegedly in love
with you and tell her you're alive and well and you'll get back to
her."
"I couldn't do anything else."
"Was I part of the disguise?"
"Excuse me?"
"The disguise. Clark Kent was the part of you that walked around
looking and acting normal. A parody of normal. Was I just somebody to
have tagging along on your arm in Time magazine so we puny mortals
could think of you as a living, breathing Earthman who just happened to
be an immigrant?"
"Lois, that's ridiculous. I don't think that's the real issue."
"Issue? I used to have a boyfriend before I met you named Barry Elkin,
a psychologist. He was always talking about issues. He broke up with
me because he said I still had too many issues to resolve. He said
that out loud. I still don't know what he meant by that, other than
the fact that he wanted to break up with me."
"It meant that he couldn't deal with a woman as strong-willed as you
are."
"How do you know he wasn't even more strong-willed than I am? How do
you know he wasn't the Lyndon Johnson of psychologists?"
"Because I once read a paper he wrote for a psychological journal on
raising children. It was obvious from the paper that he was very
strong-willed, although not as strong-willed as you are."
"Ah, the all-knowing, all-seeing Man of Steel strikes again. Is there
anything you don't know?"
"I didn't know he was a friend of yours. Now I'll want to know more
about him."
"Read some more psychological journals. I've got a mess to clean up."
"I'll clean up the mess. It was my apartment."
"I didn't mean the apartment. I meant my life."
Then she cried, which gave him an excuse to hold her in his arms, which
made her stop crying and then made her angrier.
"Superman!" She pushed his arms away. "What is it you do to me? You
know ants attract each other with smells?"
"Yes, they're called pheromones. They're a form of communication, like
an insect language."
"Heartwarming. And did you know that now doctors are saying that
attraction between humans is probably at least in part based on a smell
we give off?"
"Yes, that's true. What are you getting at, Lois?"
"Well, how do I know that when you hold me like that you don't spray
some weird pheromone up my nose at super-speed and make me fall madly
in love with you?"
"Lois, that's completely incredible. You know I wouldn't do anything
like that."
"That's just the point. I don't know anything of the sort. I can't
trust you anymore. For years you slouched and talked in a high voice
and hid behind your glasses and for all I know you laughed at me that
whole time."
This was a highly inauspicious moment for the two of them, Superman and
Lois Lane. There are a lot of inauspicious moments in the course of
such discussions between people who are momentarily insecure and in
love. The purpose of such discussions is to slide headlong at these
moments, bump around a bit, deal with them, and eventually resolve
whatever it is at issue. There are always lots of issues coming up
with the bumps.
What Superman wanted to tell Lois next was that he was unsure about his
ability to have her without having Clark as well. He wanted to say
that Clark was his means to be on a roughly equal footing with her, and
with those among whom he had to live.
What Lois would then have said was that a woman arrogant enough to love
a superman is uninterested in having a man who is on an equal footing
with her. She would have said that she loved Superman, that she was
born and raised to love Superman or someone like him just as surely as
Prince Charles was born and raised to be the King of England. She
would have said that she firmly believed that if Superman had died as
an infant with his parents on the planet Krypton, then there never
would have been a Lois Lane, because there would have been no place in
the world for her to fit in. She believed that everything fit into the
Order of the world, and she would have impressed Superman by telling
him this.
Before Lois met Superman, she would have said, she was both an
overachiever and a lost soul, and without him she would have been a
casualty of her own brute competence. She would still have been the
first girl to edit the Hightstown High School newspaper, the first
female valedictorian of her college class, and one of the first women
to win a Pulitzer Traveling Fellowship from Columbia University. And
with nothing better to do with her time, she would certainly have been
a millionaire by the age of twenty-five, and a burned-out husk who had
conquered all the worlds she had ever known by the age of thirty.
She would have said, in her characteristic colorful overstatement, that
she used to go out with men who would have made Gloria Steinem and
Lillian Hellman blush, and that, without exception, she was so unmoved
by them she was in the habit of crying herself to sleep.
Lois would have said that before she met Superman she was a spoiled
little girl who had never been said no to, who had never had her heart
broken, and who would have died of loneliness by now if it were not for
Superman. She would have asked him if he had any idea of what it was
like to be totally alone, and he would have said that he did.
He would have confessed that now, without Clark behind whom to hide, he
was afraid that he would soon die of loneliness himself. She would
have cried again, he would have joined her, and they would have decided
that they desperately needed each other.
Unfortunately, none of this was ever said. Unfortunately, at the
inauspicious moment when Lois blithely accused Superman of using some
sort of exotic hormone spray to get her to fall in love with him, the
sky lit up with a new dire emergency.
This particular emergency was the result of C.W. Saturn, in the guise
of Kristin Wells, whipping up all the pollution—all the nongaseous
matter—in the sky between Metropolis and the edge of space, and weaving
all that garbage together into a kind of flying carpet the size of the
city itself. At the inauspicious moment when Superman streaked out the
window, Kristin was riding the carpet from high in the sky down toward
the surface of the city with the apparent intention of shrouding the
city with it. Because it was so high, it reflected the rays of the sun
off its surface like the moon, but as it came closer it would blot out
the sun completely.
Superman would certainly be able to deal with this issue, just as he
had been playing Kristin Wells to a stalemate ever since the devil took
her soul. The conversation with Lois, however, would go unfinished.
He's here
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 19
Chapter 19
THE ALTERNATIVES
"There was the elfin character who claimed to be from the Fifth
Dimension, whatever that was," the old man said. "I can never remember
his name, but whenever we run a story on him I look it up and spell it
out in big block letters and tack it up on the bulletin board in the
city room. People have been comparing him to this girl, but I don't
think the comparison goes very far."
"You're talking about Mr. Mxyzptlk?" Dan Reed the moderator asked.
"Probably, but I couldn't vouch for your pronunciation of it."
"The pronunciation's right, Mr. White," Jimmy said.
"Thank you, Olsen. I'll have to take your word for it. Mr.
What's-his-name has certain powers of—oh, what shall we call it?"
"Magic?" Reed suggested.
"All right, for lack of a more precise description, magic it is. He
comes to town whenever he breaks out of whatever zoo they keep him in
back home, and he simply follows Superman around trying to get his
goat. He has, as a matter of fact, done many things similar to what
this girl Kristin Wells has done. He once made the statue in the
Lincoln Memorial come alive, for example, and walk across the ellipse
to the Capitol Building where poor Senator Stevenson found himself
plucked up and sitting in a six-foot-diameter marble palm, holding a
conversation with his fellow Illinoisian. He did all sorts of things
like that."
The man doing most of the talking was Perry White, the editor-in-chief
of the Daily Planet, who once finished ahead of Walter Cronkite in an
opinion poll to determine the man whose word the citizens of Metropolis
trust most. White was a great gray mastodon of a man, three times a
winner of the Pulitzer Prize, the person who had given Clark Kent his
first job as a reporter. Barrel-chested and robust, White looked like
the sort of man Bruce Jenner would be when he grew up. He was sitting
between Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen, talking on a special live interview
with the new WGBS anchorman, Dan Reed, about Superman and Clark Kent,
the man Reed had replaced. The biggest news of the day—still, and
getting bigger by the hour—was the running war between Superman and
Kristin Wells who, as everybody knew by now, was supposedly possessed
by some sort of malicious demon. Perry White had some trouble
swallowing that idea, but he had seen some strange things in the past
sixty-six years, he admitted.
Jimmy Olsen, on the other hand, positively choked on the notion. Jimmy
stayed as silent as he did only because the man sitting next to him was
the person who had first taught him that personal feelings have no
place in responsible journalism. White was, next to Superman, the
person Jimmy respected most in the world. In fact, Jimmy was usually
afraid of White and had never been afraid of Superman. Sitting next to
the editor, Jimmy felt like a beer can, discarded by some witless
tourist, lying on the ground beside the last of the redwoods. Jimmy's
first impulse, when Reed asked him to be on the show, was to refuse. He
had refused at first, but so had Lois, and Jimmy changed his mind only
when he realized that if Lois did not have something to do
today—something that had the illusion of usefulness around it—she might
do something foolish to herself. She was so morbidly depressed that she
might do something foolish to herself anyhow, but he convinced her to
go on the show with him.
Meanwhile, Jimmy thought, if Perry White kept talking with such
clinical detachment about Kris as though she were some kind of primeval
monster, Jimmy might do something even more foolish. He might disagree
with Perry White in public. Maybe it didn't matter, Jimmy thought,
because it was possible that nobody was watching. Most of the power
was out in town and nobody wanted to hear the news these days anyhow.
"Whatever it is this little twerp's got," Perry continued on the
subject of the mischievous otherworldly pixie, "Superman can't really
handle it. Maybe it is magic. That was what we used to call it in the
old days when Clark was with the Daily Planet and most newspapermen,
except for Clark and a few others, hadn't yet discovered their
responsibility to be precise in their writing. Whatever it is,
Superman's vulnerable to it. And whatever it is, Miss Wells seems to
have it or something like it in at least as great a measure as...umm—"
"Mxyzptlk," Jimmy said.
"Right."
"So what are you saying, Mr. White?"
"I'm saying, Dan, that whatever power this girl has is something from
which Superman is really unable to protect us. I'm also saying that
unlike—Olsen?—"
"Mxyzptlk."
"Unlike Mix-el-plix, whatever, this girl's intentions don't involve
having fun. She has willfully waged a psychological battle against our
friend Superman, taking away his clearest tie with the world around
him. She has kept him occupied with trivia ranging in seriousness from
zany inconveniences like upside-down buildings and vanishing walls to
genuine crises like locust plagues and epidemics of maddening eczema.
Superman knows as well as we do that she must be stopped. I assume he
hasn't yet stopped her, but simply defused what she has done so far,
because of two reasons. Firstly, he doesn't know what her intentions
are and he would like to know. Secondly, he may not have devised a way
of stopping her short of killing her."
"Oh, now you're going off the deep end. Really." It was Jimmy Olsen,
and it was immediately clear that he was sorry he had said it.
"What deep end is that?" Dan Reed asked, doing his job.
"No, I was just—" Jimmy hesitated but saw it was not going to work.
"Well, maybe I'm wrong, but she hasn't done anything but try to get
Superman's goat, as you said. She's just more unfriendly about it. She
hasn't killed anyone, right?"
"Except Clark." It was the first thing Lois had said since she said
hello to Reed at the show's opening.
"Clark. Well, yeah, but there wasn't an actual murder involved. Hey,
what's with everyone feeling like somebody really died? I mean, Clark
was one of my best friends—maybe my best friend—and I'm kind of really
happy for him that he turned out to be Superman. It couldn't have
happened to a nicer guy. I mean, that's confusing, I guess, but I'd
really like it if he'd come by sometime for lunch or coffee the way he
used to. I don't know why he doesn't."
"What would you call him?" Reed asked.
"Call him?"
"What would you call Clark Kent if he came by for a cup of coffee with
you?"
"Oh, I get you, I'd say, 'Hi, Superman.'"
"That's part of the point I was making," Perry White said, picking it
up again. "If Superman masquerades as Clark secretly, he's living
among us as a natural Earthman. If, on the other hand, he puts on
those glasses and we all know it's really Superman, he becomes
grotesque, a dangerously schizoid personality. Maybe one of the
purposes of this Kristin Wells is to discredit Superman, to drive him
past the brink of sanity. Who's to say?"
During the next few thoughtful moments Dan Reed decided to bring Lois
into the conversation.
"Can you shed any light on this speculation, Miss Lane? Have you
spoken to Superman recently at all?"
It was a mistake. Lois looked as though she were about to say
something when, instead, she gulped hard and ran from the studio.
The remainder of the interview foundered in Dan Reed's unstudied
ineptness, Jimmy Olsen's combative melancholy and Perry White's thinly
veiled depression. The veteran editor, square-jawed and veiny-eyed,
went on in an uncharacteristic rambling fashion until he reached the
conclusion of his speculation and reminiscences. When he did reach the
conclusion, it was quite a conclusion indeed.
"For the sake of argument, then,"—Perry was speaking in a quiet tone
that suggested inevitability—"let's say that this girl is possessed by
some kind of satanic entity. What then? Obviously, the demon needs her
human form in order to work his—its—spells. One must assume that the
girl is gone, as gone as someone already dead, as one of the hapless
victims bitten by Dracula in the old stories. Superman has no
alternative but to destroy the essential tool of this creature, to kill
the body of Kristin Wells."
Reed was silent. Jimmy Olsen's eyes were watering.
It was the Sunday before the third Monday in May and there was still
frost on the windows of Metropolis and a cold front was moving south.
Power was out through most of the city. Food supplies were getting
low. Businesses were closed and stores were gutted. This was the last
program that WGBS would broadcast until further notice. Only
seventy-eight televisions in the Metropolis area received the broadcast
anyway, but Superman was watching one of them.
For a few minutes after the program Jimmy Olsen allowed himself to hate
his mentor a little bit for advocating the murder of a young woman
Jimmy liked. He hated the crusty self-assuredness; hated the argument
that was so well constructed that logical disagreement was nearly
impossible; hated the brutish experience of the man. But Jimmy was the
only one among the stage crew and the hundred or so viewers and
participants in the discussion from whom Perry's sorrow at his own
words was effectively veiled. Jimmy Olsen hated Perry White until
after the broadcast, when the young reporter walked into the men's room
on the twentieth floor of the Galaxy Building and realized that the
sounds of gentle and private disgust in the stall against the wall were
those of that great gray mastodon of a newsman surrendering his latest
meal.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 20
Chapter 20
THE STANDARD NIGHTMARE
A generation, still alive and still young, grew up in the United
States, Europe and the Soviet Union, continually reminded of the
apocalyptic circumstance that rode shotgun with civilization. The more
intricate and refined life became in the twentieth century, the closer
rode violence and the spectre of mass death. The nightmare of
unbridled power came to pass on the morning of the third Monday in
May. As everyone who grew up in the days of ice-cold war and white-hot
visions in the dark had always known it would, it happened not by the
hand of any human, but by that of a devil!
Superman slept in flight these days, with only one hemisphere of his
brain at a time. He careened in a twilight of consciousness around the
world from day to night to day to night and around again, keeping his
mind healthy with what dreams he could gather from his few minutes per
day of rest. He had a dream today of Jonathan and Martha Kent coming
to dinner in the home of his parents on Krypton. Infant Kal-El seemed
to recognize the farm couple when they walked in and wanted to
introduce them to Jor-El and Lara, who did not speak English. No
matter, he realized. Jonathan Kent had learned Kryptonese for the
occasion and brought the Kryptonians a Sara Lee cheesecake and a fresh
cabbage from Mrs. Kent's garden. Cabbage went very well, as it turned
out, with braised gryzmish, which was what was waiting in the dining
room of Jor-El's house. Lara flushed the head of cabbage through the
thresher and it came out cole slaw. Jor-El lent Jonathan a headband so
that he could say grace, and Jonathan translated for Martha. Martha
was under the impression that Kal-El had somehow helped prepare the
meal and praised him copiously. The baby swatted his food around the
surface of his separate table and energy fields and caught it in midair
before it soiled the grasslike carpet of the dining room. Jonathan
joked that he could have used energy fields like that back when he used
to keep pigs, and Jor-El and Lara laughed. Martha Kent slipped and
called the baby Clark and Kristin Wells woke Superman up.
"I have turned loose the holocaust, Superman," said the inhuman voice
that came from the beautiful young woman with the freckle on the tip of
her nose. Superman opened his eyes and saw the unholy leer that
profaned Kristin's face as she sat cross-legged before him, her back
shielding the wind in their course over the roof of the world.
Superman had no use for recriminations. He supposed that what scant
effect even the most economical of oaths might have would certainly
slip past the demon Saturn and slap the poor enslaved consciousness of
Kristin Wells—whatever was left of her—squarely across the corpus
callosum. Below, the world was going up in flames, and if it did,
Superman would go with it.
The hysterical obscene cackle, ancient beyond words, that came from
Kristin Wells's distorted throat, followed Superman wherever he went on
this mission of undignified necessity. This was the worst one yet.
Silos, bunkers and torpedo tubes all over the world had come alive and,
with one will, had shot off every armed nuclear warhead in the world at
its target. Saturn did not want to destroy the Earth, although if that
happened in the process that would be fine with the demon. What the
Hell spawn wanted was for Superman to allow the world to end. It was
as simple for C. W. Saturn to explode every atomic nucleus on the
planet as it was to unleash the weapons built by men. It was simply
more dramatic this way. Saturn was living not on death itself, but on
rancor, fear, and the promise of death.
The first problem would be the bombs for which nobody but their
builders had any record. They were the ones most likely all along to
bring about the end of the world, whatever that was. Secure in the
knowledge that only he, of all the life on this planet, knew what the
end of a world looked, felt and tasted like, he dove in the direction
of Pakistan.
The small nation was a mass of humanity surrounding the opulence of a
building that went by as many names as there had been despots to occupy
it. With each despot came a new wave of inhumanity and a new caretaker
for the obscenity in the basement. The mass of garbage and wires as
big as a two-car garage with a globule of plutonium at its core was one
of Dr. Robert Oppenheimer's more specific recurring nightmares. The
bomb was aimed at nowhere; no one among the generations of bureaucrats
and toadies and potentates who passed this way in the course of a year
could remember how to explode or disarm the thing. No one but Superman
knew that the chain reaction had begun, and when the outer roof of what
was currently called the Presidential Palace spewed apart, the bomb was
what everyone in the building first thought of.
Superman crashed through the roof, through a succession of floors of
marble, granite, steel and wood to the wall that contained Pakistan's
nuclear device, which was already beginning to glow red.
With the infrared rays of his eyes, he fused the hairline cracks in the
corners of the steel container so that it was one solid piece. He
burrowed underneath it and lifted it onto his back, and plowed back up
in the direction he had come, widening the holes in the floors and the
ceilings on his way back up. He prayed that not too much radiation
would spew out in his wake.
Superman had reached forty kilometers over the surface of the Earth
when his burden caught fire. The atmosphere below shielded the cradled
world as it was supposed to, and most of the impact bounced off into
space. New Haven, Connecticut, and then nearby Cambridge,
Massachusetts, were next.
The physics faculty at Yale University had spent three years
petitioning the New Haven municipal authorities for permission to build
a basement nuclear reactor. They pointed to Columbia University which
had operated a reactor for educational purposes for years in one of the
densest population centers on Earth. When the department got the
permission they had fought for, they cleverly rubbed their hands
together and built a bomb instead. It would be much more educational
then a mere reactor, and no one, not even the University
administration, needed to know what it really was.
Fortunately, Superman knew. It was smaller, and not as crude as the
Pakistani device. It had fewer wires hanging out where wires did not
belong. It would go off sooner, however.
Superman plummeted from the sky into the institution that had seen fit,
over the years, to give a voice to the likes of Eli Yale and William
Sloanne Coffin. Through the greensward of the Yale campus the man who
had ridden a falling star to Earth bored, kicking up a storm of moss
and loam behind him. His trajectory took him through a basement
compartment under a physics building, and he followed a trail of
burning nitrogen to his destination.
He scooped up the football-shaped object and continued on course,
through the floor, through the crust of the planet, through the mass of
molten soup on which the east coast of the United States rides, into a
vast cavern miles below what humans think of as the world, from which
an explosion sent tremors along the coast from Narragansett to Red
Bank.
By the time anyone realized the sky was falling, Superman was in
Cambridge where, overlooking the Charles River where a flurry of white
sails refused to recognize the fact that winter had decided to stay
around for a while, a man at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology
who had the makings of a Nobel Prize winner had constructed something
that was excessively stupid. It was a nuclear device whose trigger
mechanism was operated by the stimulation of reproduction of cells of
recombinant DNA.
The physicist who had designed it had figured out the idea in a dream.
He supposed that although nuclear radiation was capable of wiping out
virtually all forms of life now on the planet, he could stimulate the
development of altogether new forms of life by placing their seeds at
ground zero of a nuclear explosion. He had a lot of grant money left
over the year before and, in a fit of irresponsible silliness, he
actually built the thing.
The life-defining chemical at the trigger of the MIT bomb was already
forming into something that was neither plant nor animal, and may not
have been alive by any rational definition of the term. The bomb,
however, was quite alive by the time Superman snapped it up in his
cape, knotted it shut and flung it like a bolo in the direction of
Polaris.
The package rose only a few kilometers before the bomb burst, but the
cape of Kryptonian fabric stretched out of all proportion and contained
it, continuing to rise until, on the edge of space, the knot finally
flew out of its corners and the heat that was the only thing left
inside the red sack poured into infinity. Superman would pick up the
cape from its orbit later.
There were thousands more, but they were all the "responsible" bombs,
aimed by the governments of the United States, the Soviet Union,
France, China, and India at one another's strategic locations and
population centers.
They were all on course and, one by one, in order of their closeness to
their targets, Superman disarmed them with the ringing cackle of the
demon C. W. Saturn haunting his consciousness.
He threw missiles into space.
He tossed warheads at each other.
He drove the heat-seeking devices driving multiple warheads crazy by
heating up the tail of the missile carrying the warheads with his hit
vision so that the steering devices wore out before the bombs let go of
them.
He took direct hits on his chest.
He gulped down several ounces of hot plutonium and let his own
underworked antibodies deal with the heat.
He caught giant armloads of deadly weaponry as if they were pickup
sticks and threw them like darts into the sun.
It took an hour and forty-two minutes to rid the world of its various
nuclear arsenals, and still he heard the ringing of primeval laughter
from the throat of Kristin Wells. Emotionally spent and knowing he
would have to gather his moral strength as quickly as he had gathered
the mega-death that he had banished from the world, Superman turned his
torso to his left and pointed his extended fists in the direction of
the city of Metropolis below him.
Kristin Wells stood at a place Superman had once considered to be
something like his home, on the roof of the Galaxy Building in the city
of Metropolis. Around midday on the third Monday in May, he went there
to meet her.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 21
Chapter 21
THE DECISION
So far, since C. W. Saturn had taken active control of Kristin Well's
life, the young woman had been moved to commit, among others, the
following acts of destruction:
The disintegration of the steering wheels of the cars in midtown.
The attacking of pedestrians by the twenty-one statues in Central
Preserve.
The growth of roaches until they were so large they scared rats.
The rising of killing winds across the countryside.
The division of families and friends by causing them to speak different
languages.
The forgetting by people of the faces of their own children.
The disarray of the mass media by turning all the rubber insulation in
the television and radio network buildings into highly conductive
silver.
The emptying of the digestive systems of a horde of citizens so that
they became hungry enough to steal food from the city's grocery stores
and supermarkets.
The explosion of a fuel tank of every airplane to leave Metropolis
International Airport during a certain two-hour period on the tenth of
May.
The incitement of the planet's most powerful governments to the edge of
nuclear war.
And she had stolen Clark Kent.
Max Maven the expert and Lena Thorul of intuitive near-infallibility
agreed that Kristin Wells could not be exorcised of the arch-demon by
physical or mystical means. The spiritual power of Superman and the
entire human community could not trip C. W. Saturn out of Kristin Wells
against Saturn's will without leaving Kristin a tattered mess of
lifeless flesh.
There were those who claimed that the death of this pawn, this innocent
child without family or past, was the only way to save the world. All
she had to do was succeed in one act of destruction, according to that
powerful argument, while Superman had to succeed in defusing her every
try. Her demise was certainly one solution, Superman knew.
Now, he asked himself, what were the other alternatives?
Were there any?
The world cried out for the death of Kristin Wells before she succeeded
once. This man who stood in space facing the roof of the Galaxy
building where this possessed girl stood, soft and human and as
vulnerable as any creature wrought by the hand of God, this man was the
only power capable of carrying out that final solution.
But for one fact, he would have done it. The fact was that although it
made perfect sense to the entire sentient population of the world with
the exception of Superman, the logic of killing Kristin Wells honestly
eluded him.
Other than the other murder of the exquisite fiction of Clark Kent, she
had done nothing and was likely, as far as Superman could tell, to do
nothing that Superman could not reverse. Certainly the arch-demon
C. W. Saturn could kill or disparage, could scar living sensibilities,
but that was not what Saturn had used Kristin's body to do. Superman
suspected that it would not serve Saturn's purposes, whatever they
were, to destroy anything in this world outright, any more than taking
Kristin's body was his final purpose.
What Saturn was interested in doing was not destroying life and
liberty, but destroying innocence. If Saturn, through Kristin, tore
down a building, then only the building and presumably its occupants
were destroyed. If, on the other hand, Kristin were to prompt one of
the building's inhabitants to destroy the building, then Saturn would
win the soul of the destroyer.
And if Superman killed Kristin Wells in order to stop her reign of
terror, then it was Superman, along with all he stood for, that was
destroyed.
"What will you do now?" the shrill, horrible voice of the possessed
woman called to Superman from the roof of the Galaxy Building.
"Who wants to know?" the big man responded.
"Will you stand by and allow me to do as I would? You cannot confine
me effectively, or stop me from committing whatever caprices I care
to. Or will you kill me, good Superman?"
"You're talking nonsense."
"Nonsense?" She held up an open palm to the big Radio Corporation
building across the plaza and a bolt of heat energy burst through the
air in the building's direction. Superman met the bolt halfway with
his chest and the force dissipated into the air. "Is this destructive
power nonsense?"
"No," Superman said, "Your power is not nonsense. The idea that I
would kill you simply because you misdirect it, however, is
ridiculous."
"You prattling, idealistic fool. Do you expect me to stop of my own
accord?"
"No, I don't. Unfortunately, I don't expect that at all."
"Then what do you expect to do about me?"
"Whatever I do with criminals and destructive forces like you. I'll
follow you," Superman said, casually unshakable in his conviction that
there was a good and an evil in the Universe, and determined to be a
force for the good.
"You would follow me to the bowels of the Earth?"
"Certainly. Wherever you choose to vent your spleen I'll be there to
stop you. It's as simple as that."
"To the rim of the Universe?"
"I think you're being melodramatic. I'll follow you to the ends of
Creation. I look forward to seeing places where I've never been, and I
don't suppose there could be a nobler mission for a Superman."
The clouds rolled over the city. Thunder roared without a crack of
lightning. The air shook. The eyes of Kristin Wells widened and, for
the moment before they snapped shut, they glowed red.
Superman looked on, his own eyes widening against his will as he
realized what was going on. The body of Kristin Wells dropped on the
asphalt and a great black pillar of energy swirled upward from her head
and toward the sky. A grotesquely obscene scream of pain and a great
voice, equally unearthly, cut through the chaos of the third Monday in
May.
"Stop, damn you. Now you'll answer to me."
The voice was monstrous, harsh, inhuman.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 22
Chapter 22
THE LOCK
On the Saturday that was two days before the third Monday in May, there
was no broadcasting coming out of Metropolis, and very little news by
other means. The food supply was dwindling because truckers refused to
come into town. The cost of fuel in the coming summer, if the
unseasonable cold did not break down soon, promised to set new
records. Private motor vehicles were banned from the streets. For
fear of vulnerability to the arch-demon, gasoline was drained from the
tanks under all the city's stations and was totally unavailable. Mass
transit, even subways, had ceased to function. People were staying
home from work. Strangely, the hotels were doing phenomenally good
business. Dr. David Skvrsky walked down the steps to the empty subway
platform under the corner of Fifth Avenue and Fifty-Second Street.
Skvrsky walked to the far end of the platform, then hopped down onto
the track and walked on beyond the station. He pulled off the mustache
and the shock of iron gray hair and became Lex Luthor again. He
stuffed the hair into the right inside pocket of his coat, and before
he entered total darkness he checked once more for the hair in the left
inside pocket.
To his left in the darkness there was a small red light marking the
entrance to a tunnel that had not been used for anything by the Transit
Authority since 1942 when President Roosevelt came to town and it was
secretly converted to a combination bomb shelter-command station to be
used if the Nazi Air Force attacked the city while the President was in
town. Luthor had not known about the bunker in the tunnel until he was
told that it was to be his meeting place.
In the abandoned tunnel he found a wallpapered room whose eerie light
seemed to have no source. There were three comfortable-looking chairs
and a large empty desk behind which sat the large white figure who had
ordered a lock of Superman's hair.
"I trust you have the item we discussed, Lex Luthor." The apparition's
voice seemed even more cavernous than it had been at their first
meeting.
"I have it right here." Luthor pulled a small envelope from his coat
pocket and held it away as the white figure leaned across the desk for
it. "You ought to know these things. You claim to be a supernatural
being."
"I hardly need to claim it. Certainly you used to read the city's
newspapers before I disrupted their production," and the thing laughed
a horrible laugh. The Shadow used to laugh that way.
"Actually, I rather think you are who you say you are, or rather what
you say you are. I am satisfied that you are bound by any contract you
make. I wonder, however, if you could tell me what your game is.
You've evidently managed to possess this girl Kristin Wells, is that
right?"
"She is acting under the dominion of C. W. Saturn, that is correct."
"Then what keeps you from simply destroying the city, or taking over,
or whatever you came to do?"
The white figure laughed again. Luthor hated that laugh. "In your
world, Lex Luthor, you are a very powerful being, is that not so?"
"I believe it is."
"As I am in the Netherworld. But do you remember anything of the land
you passed through in order to escape from prison?"
"Almost nothing. I saw some shadows, and I knew how many steps I had
to take in each direction, but mostly I remember being in pain."
"As I was in pain when I entered your world at the time you made your
escape. As you would have grown in power had you remained, so do I
become stronger here in good time. It is not my intention to destroy
your world, Lex Luthor. But my power here is still limited. For
example, I do not even know where your gateway to the Netherworld is
located."
Now Luthor laughed, not as menacingly. "Why would a phony demon admit
to a foul-up like that? Here's your hair from Supie. You owe me now."
"Indeed I do," and the ghostly figure gestured in the direction of the
surface of the desk, where the standard puff of black smoke heralded
the appearance of a single clothbound volume. "All the technical
information on the physics of alternate dimensional universes that you
will ever require," the creature said and handed Luthor the book in
return for the envelope with the lock of hair.
Luthor coughed from the smoke. "What is that stuff, burnt rubber?"
"Pardon the histrionics. It is brimstone, actually. Traditional, you
understand."
"Of course. What are you going to do with that hair anyway, make some
kind of Superman voodoo doll?"
The laugh again. "You seemed rather unimpressed that I did not know
the location of your 'demonpass,' Lex Luthor. The information would be
rather useful to me. I propose a trade. You answer my question and I
shall answer yours."
"Oh, I think I can get more out of you than that. Your information
would do me no good at all, I'm simply curious."
"Very curious. You are a scientist, Lex Luthor, among the most curious
creatures in all Creation. You want to know the answer to your
question quite a bit more than I want the answer to mine."
"All right. I never was very good at bargaining. Demonpass empties
out in the area of the New England Pontoon Reactor. The vicinity of a
nuclear reactor was the easiest place to put it because the plant
itself softens space in proximity to it. When Earth scientists realize
that, they may stop building them. I came out under the reactor floor,
on top of the easternmost pontoon. Now it's your turn, Saturn. What
do you want Superman's hair for?"
"Oh, I don't know." The voice became clearly softer, more Earthly as he
spoke. "Maybe I'll see if I can glue it back or something."
And the lights went out.
Luthor began his howl of frustration under the city, and by the time he
finished it, he was wrapped in Superman's cape, flying north toward
Pocantico Correctional Facility. Superman had used his visual and
flying powers so creatively that Luthor thought the demon was using
powers that Superman did not have. Superman had reflected his X-ray
vision through a collection of hidden mirrors to make the eerie light
of the underground room; he had appeared and disappeared by flying in
and out of sight at super-speed. The book was actually a freshly bound
copy of Catch-22.
It was all in order to find the location of the demonpass, and now
Superman would be able to plug it up against the entry of any more of
Saturn's minions.
"You did very well," Superman told Luthor before turning him over to
the new warden of the Pocantico Correctional Facility. "You might have
put it over on me if it hadn't all been my idea."
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Heroes, above all, are people who succeed. They sometimes fail in their
immediate goals—staying alive, for example—in order to succeed in their
ultimate goals—saving the Union, making the world safe for democracy,
obtaining civil rights for their people. Ultimately they succeed, and
generally this is because they set out on purpose to succeed. They keep
control. The key, then, to success, and therefore to being a hero, is
to be in control of surroundings, always to know what happens next.
The encounter between Lex Luthor and Superman disguised as C. W. Saturn
ended the Saturday before the third Monday in May. All of this is by
way of explanation for what happened next on the third Monday in May.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 23
Chapter 23
THE RECKONING
"Stay, damn you! Now you'll answer to me!"
The voice was monstrous, harsh, inhuman. It was a voice that Superman
had never before realized that he owned. He used that voice, rippling
with righteous power, to order the demon escaping from the girl's body
to a halt.
"I've won, you Hellspawn. You owe me. Stop where you are." The Man of
Steel hurtled up into the sky beside the rising pillar of luminous
blackness, and at these words the pillar stopped rising.
Below, the city ceased its motion and the elements no longer roiled.
Above, the sun no longer burned, saving its energy until this moment
was over. The sky lost all light. Photons hung still in space. The
very heat of the Universe stopped its flight toward entropy.
Everything seemed to freeze in place, but nothing actually stopped
except for time.
Superman stood motionless in space and time, shortly before four in the
afternoon of the third Monday in May, one hundred fifty meters above
midtown Metropolis, facing the agent of Hell on Earth. It was an
instant suspended between the eternities of the past and the future
where the pillar of obscene energy was the only thing that moved, in
answer to the command of the last son of Krypton, who had made himself
its master. The pillar spun and swirled into the solid form, four
meters long from horns to hooves, of the dark fallen angel of fable. C.
W. Saturn took the form he had devised an age ago to strike terror into
the hearts of humans. It was the leathery-winged, goat-like devil,
spurs at its joints, beard reaching from its pointed chin, nostrils
distending in hypnotic rhythm. The creature was visibly—to the eyes of
Superman, who needed no light—quaking under the Kryptonian's command
and hating him nonetheless. No one who had made himself this creature's
master would have needed light to see now.
"I was supposed to kill her, wasn't I?"
The demon only glared and sucked its nostrils.
"That was the plan, wasn't it? That was how you proposed to defeat me,
by getting me to think I was freeing her from you by killing her,
wasn't it?"
Saturn stared some more.
"You thought you'd use my pity for an innocent victim to make me
abandon the principle I hold the most sacred, didn't you? Answer me."
"Yes. That was it. I could not find an adequate weakness with which
to tempt you, so I tried to distort a virtue."
"Shrink yourself down to three feet. I don't care what you choose to
look like, but I won't have you hovering over me."
The creature became smaller in an instant, but still it glared and
hated.
"I know the rules," Superman said. "I'm in charge now. Am I right?
Tell me."
"Yes, you are."
"And the girl. Tell me what happens to her."
"When time again resumes, when our conversation is ended, she will soon
die."
"Why?" howled the indignant hero. "She was innocent. Completely
innocent. I don't even think she belonged in this city full of
fallible humans. She was too good even to be here. Why is she to
die? Answer that."
"Her mortal form has been overextended by my possession of it. Her
shell will collapse, her power to live used up."
"Fiend!" Superman swatted the back of his hand with all his power
across the leathery face of C. W. Saturn. The hero was surprised that
the part of the demon's face that Superman's fingers had touched was
now striped with fiery red welts. Saturn could not bear the touch of
his vanquisher.
"No," Superman said, sorry now for his burst of temper. "That won't
do. I won't waste my power on anger. You're going to undo your damage
and we will figure out the best way to do that. First, tell me why, of
all the people on Earth, you chose Kristin Wells."
"She was an alien element in the city. She was the most susceptible to
my influence because she did not really belong here."
Superman was startled to hear this, not because it was of itself
surprising, but because Superman had just said it out loud and it had
been no more than an idle thought he had tossed out in a rage. What
Superman did not realize—it did not matter whether he realized this or
not—was that in this extended instant he could do or say no wrong.
There was a right and a wrong in the Universe, and Superman was no more
capable of erring here and now than C. W. Saturn was capable of defying
him. He did not need Saturn to tell him what he instinctively knew
about Kristin Wells. There was something else he wanted.
"Kristin Wells's life," he barked at the demon. "Tell me how I can
save it. I will not have her indebted to you for that."
"You will find in the private notebook of Dr. David Skvrsky the formula
for a life-preserving elixir which can save her."
"The notebook. Tell me where it is."
"It is in a drawer in Dr. Skvrsky's temporary office at the Center for
the Study of Short-Lived Phenomena."
"How will I recognize the formula? Tell me which page it's on."
"The pages are numbered. It is written on page number thirty-one."
"Swear you're telling the truth."
"I must tell the truth," and C. W. Saturn swore in the name of his
master.
Superman was disgusted by this, and spat on Saturn's hooves, which
burned at the touch.
"You took Clark Kent away from me," Superman accused Saturn. "I want
you to give him back. Tell me if there's any reason I shouldn't make
you do that."
"It would upset the balance of nature that you hold so dear," Saturn
mocked his captor, "if I were to recreate a person the memory of whom
has been destroyed through natural means such as this one."
Superman thought for a moment. "You can substitute Clark Kent for
Kristin Wells. You can, can't you? Tell me."
"Yes, I can. I can remove the memory of Kristin Wells from everyone
with whom she came in contact here, and balance that by replacing it
with the person of Clark Kent so that you may resume your elaborate
charade."
"Tell me if that would in any way disrupt the natural balance."
"That would not upset your Universe as it is."
"Then do it. Take away the memory of Kristin Wells from the human
consciousness and replace her with Clark Kent. Give me back Clark
Kent."
"It is done," Saturn said.
"And what do I owe you and your master for performing these services
for me and for this world?"
"Nothing," the creature said with disappointment.
"Then I want nothing more to do with you. Get out of this world, out
of the realm of humanity for all time. Do you understand that? Go see
how your cursed master deals with you now."
Photons of sunlight streamed once again to Earth, the city resumed its
motion from the moment it had left off. Life continued. The rolling
waves of the Universe continued. Shortly before four in the afternoon
on the third Monday in the month of May in the city of Metropolis,
after an immeasurably long, short, or middling pause, the Universe
resumed its course through time into the future.
The unholy shriek, the sound of the force of C. W. Saturn leaving the
body of Kristin Wells, continued, then died on the air.
MIRACLE MONDAY: CHAPTER 24
"Superman, it really is you."
Chapter 24
THE MIRACLE
Shortly before four in the afternoon on the third Monday in the month
of May, the people of the city of Metropolis learned the meaning of
joy. They had no explanation for this feeling, and there were gaps in
their knowledge of what had gone on in their lives so far that day. It
was as though they were all waking up, or at least opening their eyes,
for the first time in an awfully long time. The first thing many of
them saw was the red-and-blue figure of Superman drawing a line across
their sky, and he became the symbol of their joy. It felt like a
miracle, though none could say why.
In the apartment building where Kristin Wells lived, the
superintendent, Cezar O'Higgins, was inspecting an empty studio
apartment. It was clean, free of vermin except for one roach who poked
his head out a crack under the bathroom basin, and it was completely
empty. The refrigerator door as well as the freezer compartment hung
open, the machine turned off and dry. It looked to Cezar as though it
had not been used for nearly a year, which was what his boss told him
was evidently the case.
No one understood how the apartment could go empty for so many months
without anyone calling the fact to the attention of Cezar or the owner
of the building. The owner had been quite confused, as a matter of
fact, when he called Cezar about it a few minutes ago.
No matter, Cezar thought, he could worry about finding a new tenant
tomorrow. Or the next day. Right now he felt like calling his friends
and having a party. He did not stop to wonder why he felt this way.
"Kent!" Morgan Edge yelled with the characteristic disdain for dignity
befitting his position. "Kent, where are you?"
Edge had commandeered an elevator down from his office in the ivory
tower of the thirty-third floor of the Galaxy Building, to the WGBS
News offices on the twentieth floor. As far as Edge could tell, he had
been speaking with Clark Kent on the interoffice picture-phone and the
anchorman had shut him off.
Morgan Edge blew open the door of the office like the Big Bad Wolf and
found Dan Reed sitting at Clark Kent's desk. Reed looked more surprised
to be there than Edge was to see him. Edge looked at the sign on the
door which said "Mr. Kent," and at the plaque on the desk which said
CLARK KENT. The certificates and testimonials that customarily paper
the walls of a television newsman's office—a Peabody Award, an Emmy or
two, "Best wishes" from Hugh Carey and Eric Sevareid and so forth—were
all in place and inscribed to Kent.
"What're you doing here?" Edge asked Dan Reed. He supposed the
question was appropriate.
Reed looked around. "I don't know, Mr. Edge," he said. "Working, I
guess."
"What's that noise?" Edge wanted to know, and both men went to the
window and looked down at the street. Clark was the only newsman at
WGBS who had insisted on having a window in his office.
It was the first really hot day of the year in Metropolis, an assurance
from the heavens that there would indeed be a summer this year.
Outside, people had left cars unattended in the streets. People were
cheering at something, running through the plaza waving jackets and
sweaters as if they were banners at the ends of sticks and umbrellas.
People were reaching into deserted cars to honk horns, and then running
on to other cars to do it some more. Mounted police were rearing
ecstatic horses up on their hind legs.
"Looks like they're happy about something," Edge said absently.
"Yes, sir," Reed said. "Me too."
"Happy? About anything in particular?"
"No, sir. I mean, no, I don't think so, sir. Just happy. Kind of
mellow."
"Hmm. Aren't you guys supposed to put today's news on the air in two
hours?" Edge asked, also because it seemed appropriate.
"Yes, Mr. Edge."
"Right." They both looked out the window again. "Come on, Reed, I'll
buy you a martini. You can wing the news tonight. It'll be good
practice. Doesn't look like anyone's doing much of anything newsworthy
today anyhow."
Throngs cheered through the streets as Superman passed overhead, and
the feeling spread to the streets where people could not see him. The
feeling spread into buildings, through subway catacombs, across rivers,
over oceans, through the air. There was a collective consciousness
about the people of this world, a mass mind personified by Clark Kent
and other newsmen like him who told the entire planet Earth, almost all
at once, as if communicating with one pair of eyes and ears, what had
happened on this world today. This day, though, the souls who had
subjugated the surfaces of the small planet needed no artificial aids
like newspapers, radios, televisions, even word of mouth, to know it
was a good day.
The next time Clark Kent would identify himself over the airwaves to a
million Metropolitans, it would be Tuesday. For the next twenty-four
hours or so, acting en masse and without any cue other than the
conviction that such a thing was peculiarly appropriate, the human
population of the entire city would take the day off.
A great miracle had happened here.
Across the top of the city Superman sped, warding off the feeling until
his job was done. He landed uptown on the roof of the university
building that housed the Center for the Study of Short-Lived
Phenomena. The office for which he was looking was locked and
unoccupied. He hovered at the outside window, hearing cheers from the
street below. He scanned the shelves and cabinets in the room until he
found the notebook in the drawer of a roll top desk. He flipped
through the pages long-distance by minuscule intensifying the radiation
from his eyes. Page thirty-one was facedown and he read it
mirror-fashion through the back of the page.
Immediately, Superman whizzed off to a laboratory at the medical school
where he left an I.O.U. for the chemicals he lifted. He swiped the
garlic and a paper bag from a grocery store on Columbus Avenue on the
ledge of whose cash register, at eye-blinding speed, he left three
quarters from Clark Kent's pocket which was in the pouch of his cape.
He filled the paper bag with hawthorne berries that he found growing in
Evenside Park. In the next three seconds he streaked the three and a
half miles from Evenside Heights downtown to the Galaxy Building,
tincturing and heat-bonding the substances as it had said to do in
Skvrsky's notebook, and then cooling the serum with the air for the
last four blocks. On the roof of the Galaxy Building, fallen and
gasping at the air, was the girl nobody remembered.
"Kristin," he said after a while. "Kristin, can you talk now?"
He had no idea what the serum was that he had just made, no idea that
it was the medicine with which Luthor had cured himself of heart
disease years ago. He did watch what it did to Kristin Wells and he
was impressed. The liquid seeped right through the walls of Kristin's
esophagus before it reached her stomach, and lodged in the muscles of
the upper chest, including the heart and the lungs. Rather than an
added burden, it acted as a stimulant at first, then prompting the
gradual growth of new and stronger tissue. From the looks of it,
Superman thought, kids should start to take the stuff as soon as they
were off mother's milk. Tomorrow morning he would submit a sample to
the Food and Drug Administration. The agency would test it for several
suspected impurities, and six years later they would rule it
unacceptable because it evidently caused mumps in rhesus monkeys.
"Kristin?"
"Yes?"
"Are you alright?"
"Wonderful," she said as she opened her eyes and feeling reached her.
"Superman?"
"Yes."
"Superman? Really?"
"Really. Kris, are you alright?"
"I think so."
"Then tell me something."
"Anything."
"Who are you?"
"Kristin Wells," she said. "Brandeis Class of '53, Columbia history
Class of '55."
"Care to fill in a century?"
She looked up and squinted her eyes. She sat up and couldn't believe
it. "Superman," she said, "it really is you. Columbia history masters
Class of 2855, doctorate, maybe 2859."
"That explains it."
"Doesn't it, though? Happy Miracle Monday, Superman."
"Excuse me?"
"Miracle Monday. It's the first Miracle Monday. It's a holiday.
People will celebrate today for hundreds, maybe thousands of years.
And only you and I out of all the people in the world know what they'll
be celebrating. I'm a historian. Actually a history graduate student,
but I came here to find out what no one's been able to find out in
nearly nine hundred years. Now I can go home and tell the story of
Miracle Monday."
"That's fantastic."
"So're you." She grabbed his face and went up on her knees to kiss
him.
"What do you remember?"
"Everything. Saturn, the plagues, the fight, everything, all
firsthand. I'm my own primary source."
"It couldn't be a very pleasant story for you to tell."
"Neither is the Civil War or the Nazi Holocaust, but I know about
them. At least this one has a happy ending. Did you know that the
hotels in town have been filled to capacity for at least a week?"
"Hotels?"
"Full of historians. Every few years every big University in the Solar
System budgets a fellowship to send somebody from the history
department back to the first Miracle Monday in Metropolis. Some
professors have it written into their contracts that they get to go.
There are more Pulitzer Prize winners in this town today than there are
in Cambridge, New Haven and Princeton put together. There were a lot
of them hiding out in the woods and the wheat fields around the place
where the Kents found you as a baby, but not as many as there are
here. They're all going home empty-handed and empty-headed except for
me, and now I know why."
"Wait a second. Saturn told me he picked you out to use because you
were different. You weren't so different if there are hundreds more
like you from the future scattered around the city."
"They weren't here yet when C. W. Saturn first entered the Earth. That
was my idea, coming a year early, for my dissertation. That way, I
figured, I could at least have some good stories to write about even if
I didn't learn any more about Miracle Monday than any of the others
had. Also it was cheaper. I didn't have to get Columbia University to
cover my hotel bill."
At this Superman smiled, then chuckled, then he laughed, and soon he
was roaring with laughter as was Kristin. The feeling Superman himself
had authored finally caught up with him.
For a while Superman and Kristin sat side by side, dangling their feet
over the edge of the Galaxy Building. He gave her a whimsical giggly
account of his conversation with C. W. Saturn. She teased him about
the future and the futures of his friends.
"Jimmy's going to miss you," he told her.
"He won't even remember me," she said, "and besides, he'll do fine.
Even his kids will go down in history, but not the way he will."
"His kids?"
"Well, there's got to be a James Bartholomew Olsen the Third, if for no
other reason than the fact that James Bartholomew Olsen the Fourth has
to marry my great-great-however-many-great-grandmother."
"You're kidding."
"No joke. That's why I wouldn't go out with him. It would have been
indecent."
"What about Lois?"
"What about her?" Kristin grinned.
"Umm. Does she do anything historic?"
"Of course she does."
"She's probably the first woman President or something."
"Well, nothing quite that mundane, Superman. But you know that
already, don't you?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Miss Wells."
"No, I suppose not. They're always the last to know."
He thought awhile, looked out over the city and found Lois skipping
down the street like a schoolgirl toward her apartment downtown. He
would be waiting there, hunkered down in a corner of the elevator, when
she arrived.
He told Kristin how he had masqueraded as C. W. Saturn in order to
trick Luthor into telling him where he had ripped a hole between
Saturn's world and Earth in order to escape from prison. Then he
reached into his cape pouch and gave her a lock of hair from the pouch,
held together with a rubber band.
"Hair?"
"Mine," he said. "It was what I traded with Luthor to get the
information. He gave it to me when he thought Saturn wanted it."
"How can you beat that? A lock of Superman's hair. That's better than
Elvis Presley's scarf."
"Tell me something seriously, Kris."
"Can't promise. It's against the rules, even for you."
"Just one thing. Do I ever make friends with Luthor again?"
She thought about how to tell him and how much to tell him. He was
Superman, after all, she had to tell him something. Finally, she just
whispered, "Someday."
That made him happy. "Will you be all right here on the roof?"
"I'm fine. I don't need any saving or heroing anymore. I'll be going
home soon."
He was about to soar off when she asked him to wait a second.
"Yes, Kris? What is it?"
"I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful time."
"No regrets?" He smiled his special smile.
"Nope. Well, maybe one."
"What's that?"
"I never got to meet John Chancellor."
He laughed again. "I'll give him your regards," Superman said, and he
was gone.
Soon, Kristin was gone as well.
MIRACLE MONDAY: FINAL ENTRY
Final Entry
The lock of hair belongs to the University, of course, and before it
was placed on display at the Superman Museum, a number of tests were
done on it in the School of the Sciences’ laboratories. Evidently it is
not human hair, indestructible or otherwise. It is, in fact quite
indestructible, as Superman’s hair ought to be, though it can be cut
with ordinary scissors when the peculiar radiation of a yellow star,
such as Earth’s star-sun, are excluded from it. It even has the genetic
cell structure that was purportedly had by Superman. Through some
highly sophisticated means, however, which is not understood by me, it
was found that it is not hair, but some genetic duplicate, probably
produced in a laboratory of some sort. Certainly the authorities do not
doubt my word that I got the lock from Superman himself and I do not
doubt that Superman believed it to be his own hair. It simply is not,
and that is the new mystery. No one possesses the technology in the
twentieth century to produce a spectrographically and genetically
perfect duplicate such as this. No one with the possible exception of
Luthor, and that is the theory that the people at the University School
of the Sciences are toying with now.
The question is, why would Luthor do such a thing. I have my own
theory, and I will make it public with the publication of this journal
a year from now, on Miracle Monday, 2859, once I am well beyond my
period of time reorientation.
Primarily, I am undergoing an intensive language course, designed to
refashion my speaking patterns in a manner more suitable to the
twenty-ninth century. The disco slang must be eliminated, the subjects
of my sentences must be remove from the beginnings to the end of my
clauses and so forth, or I could develop a terrible stuttering problem,
I am told. I met a number of actors and scholars in twentieth century
Metropolis, though who spoke what amounted to Shakespearean English and
they seem to fare well enough. People seemed to like the way they
spoke. No one likes the way I speak except me. This may be the last
thing I ever write that could be understood by a resident of the
outrageous Nineteen Eighties. Alas and alack.
I am typing this last entry, as I typed all the others, but this time
I’m doing it on my very own antique Olympia portable typewriter. I
bought it with the money I got with my postdoctoral fellowship that I
won as a result of my mission in the past. There are no more discos
around, so I have decided to take up typing as a hobby. Lord knows
where I’ll get anymore carbon ribbons when this one it came with runs
out. I understand that these ribbons were once thought to have caused
cancer in secretaries.
Here is my secret, and it will not be told until this report is
tachyographed through the Galaxy next Miracle Monday. I think Luthor
did switch his fake for the real lock of indestructible hair, and he
did it precisely because he thought the Devil wanted an artifact of
Superman’s body through which he could come to possess the hero’s soul.
Why, the reader will ask, did Luthor not want this to come about?
Remember Hamlet?
In Hamlet, the hero hates his Uncle King Claudius so much that he
avoids killing him while Claudius is praying in church, because Hamlet
believes that anyone, no matter how sinful, who dies while he is
praying, will go to his reward to Heaven, rather than Hell. He hates
Claudius enough to let him live, rather than assure him of entry to
Heaven, no matter how painful that entry may be.
So listen to how simple this is; Luthor did not hate Superman enough to
send him to Hell. Luthor discovered the fact that there was an after
life, that there may well be a Hell, and that if he gave C. W. Saturn
the real lock of hair, Saturn might have brought Superman to Hell as a
sort of Trophy of Profanity.
I believe I have discovered something about Luthor, and by extension,
the human spirit, that neither Luthor nor Superman ever learned in
their lifetimes. It is that even in the criminal’s hatred, there was
charity. Superman then, was correct in assuming that even where he
could not see it, there was good in all life. Pretty nifty, isn’t it?
Not a bad bunch of souls, these Earth humans.
Kristin Wells
June 1, 2858