CHARMED
6X11: WITCHSTOCK
ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON WB:  01/11/2004
TRANSCRIBED FROM WB

Written by:  DANIEL CERONE
Directed by:  JAMES A. CONTNER

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RATING:  TV-PG-DLV
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SUMMARY:   In the middle of vanquishing the gluttonous demon of green slimy goo 
that feeds on magic, the girls are transported back into time to Penny 
Halliwell's hippie days during the Summer of Love.
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CHARMED
6X11:  WITCHSTOCK
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FADE IN:
"PREVIOUSLY ON"

[Scenes from 6X10: Chris-Crossed]



[INT. BAY MIRROR - PHOEBE'S OFFICE -- DAY]  

(ELISE offers PHOEBE some advice.)  

ELISE ROTHMAN:  When I say take time,  I don't mean a vacation.  Go see Jason in 
Hong Kong.  Go live there for a while.  Give it a shot.



[INT. MONTANA RESIDENCE - BEDROOM - DAY]

(RICHARD talks with PAIGE.)  

RICHARD MONTANA:  Did you tell your sisters you were moving out?

PAIGE:  It hasn't really been the right time.



[EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - ARBORETUM - DAY - PRESENT]

(CHRIS meets with BIANCA.)

CHRIS:  What happened to you, Bianca?  How did he turn you back?



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY - FUTURE]

(A dark, evil-looking WYATT steps forward to welcome CHRIS back to the future.)

CHRIS:  Hello, Wyatt.

CUT TO:



(CHRIS kneels over a bleeding and dying BIANCA.)

BIANCA:  If you can finish what we started.

(She slips the engagement ring back to CHRIS.)

BIANCA:  Take the spell so he can't send anyone else.

CUT TO:



(The portal is open.  With the torn page of the book in his hand, CHRIS dives 
into the portal.  WYATT throws a powerball at CHRIS.)

WYATT:  No!

(The portal closes and the powerball hits the attic wall.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM - NIGHT]

(The girls meet at the dining table.)

PAIGE:  What if it doesn't work out, us going our separate ways?

PIPER:  Well, we'll worry about it then.

FADE OUT.
END OF PREVIOUSLY ON



FADE IN.

[INT. SAWMILL -- DAY]  

(PIPER waits patiently in the middle of the sawmill as CHRIS paces the floor 
behind her.)  

CHRIS:  She's supposed to be here by now.

PIPER:  So, she's a little late.

CHRIS:  No. She's a lot late.  Paige used to be the first one to a vanquish.  
What's wrong with her?

PIPER:  She's in love.  That's hardly wrong.  

CHRIS:  It is when it interferes with her responsibilities as a Charmed One.

PIPER:  Why don't you just let me handle this one alone?

CHRIS:  Because you've handled the last four vanquishes alone.  I swear, you 
should've never let them move out.

PIPER:  Hey, you don't see me complaining.  I'm happy for them, and you should 
be, too.  So, where is this demon, and what's its name?  

CHRIS:  No one knows its name.  And it's too strong for one witch to handle 
alone.

(The door creaks open and DARRYL pokes his head inside.  In the background, we 
can hear the commotion of the impatient workers outside.)

DARRYL MORRIS:  How much longer is this gonna take?

PIPER:  (to CHRIS)  Go see what Phoebe's doing.

(CHRIS orbs out of the warehouse.)

DARRYL MORRIS:  Where'd he go?

PIPER:  Hong Kong.

DARRYL MORRIS:  (exasperated)  Hong Kong?  This is the last time I work crowd 
control for you guys.

(PIPER waves him away.  DARRYL leaves and closes the door behind him.)

(CHRIS and PHOEBE orb into the warehouse.  PHOEBE'S wearing a gorgeous purple 
Chinese-style dress.  She squeals when she sees PIPER.)

PIPER:  Hi. Wow!  

(They hug each other.)

PHOEBE:  Oh, how's Wyatt?  I miss him so much.

PIPER:  He misses you, too.  Is this a bad time?

PHOEBE:  No. This is a great time.  Jason's away at a conference.  I was just 
practicing my origami.  (She shows it to PIPER.)  This is a tiger.  You can have 
that.  Ha. Ha.

(She hands the origami to PIPER.  PIPER looks at the folded paper animal.)

PHOEBE:  I'm sorry I didn't visit.

PIPER:  No!  No.  Don't be silly.  You've obviously been really busy folding.  
I'm sorry I have to ask for your help, but --

PHOEBE:  No. It's ok.  I mean, if you don't enter the tiger's cave, you may 
never get the cub, right?

PIPER:  Come again.  Ancient Chinese proverb.  Means nothing ventured, nothing 
gained.  You know.

CHRIS:  (interrupts the reunion)  Could we get the show on the road here?

PHOEBE:  Sure.

CHRIS:  Ok.

PHOEBE:  (to PIPER about the origami)  Keep that.

CUT TO:



[EXT. SAWMILL - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]  

(DARRYL speaks with the angry FOREMAN.)  

DARRYL MORRIS:  Look, when the safety hazard's clear, you can go to work.  Just 
be patient, ok?

FOREMAN:  Yeah. Easy for you to say.  I got four mouths to feed.

WORKER:  Yeah, me, too!
WORKER:  Give him hell!
WORKER:  Yeah!  You tell him!

CUT TO:



[INT. SAWMILL -- DAY]  

(PHOEBE looks at CHRIS.)  

PHOEBE:  Ok, what do you want me to do?

CHRIS:  You're the bait.  All you gotta do is levitate into the air.  And when 
this demon senses your magic, it's gonna come fast and hard.

PHOEBE:  Ok.  (to PIPER)  Be careful of my origami.  That tiger took two 
frickin' hours.

(PIPER steps aside.)

CHRIS:  Ok, let's do it.

(PHOEBE levitates high in the air and waits.  Under the sawdust floor, the 
creature beelines it toward PHOEBE, sawdust shooting high into the air as it 
moves.  PHOEBE anxiously watches it come nearer.)

(Suddenly the green goo shoots out from the ground, rises up and latches itself 
onto PHOEBE, completely encasing her in goo.)

(PIPER waves her hands.)

(CHRIS flinches.)

CUT TO:



[EXT. SAWMILL -- DAY]  

(A large explosion is heard coming from inside the sawmill.  DARRYL turns around 
to look at the door; the workers outside are stunned silent.)  

(The door slowly creeks opens and PIPER steps outside; the front of her white 
shirt stained with green goo.)

PIPER:  (cheerfully)  All clear.

(She smiles and nods.)

FADE TO
END OF TEASER
ROLL TITLE CREDITS

(COMMERCIAL SET)



FADE IN.

[EXT. HALLIWELL MANOR - DAY]

(Establish.)



[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN/ UTILITY ROOM -- DAY]  

(PIPER stands at the sink trying to get the stain out of her clothes while 
PHOEBE is behind her putting on a wrap.  PIPER wipes her hands.)  

PHOEBE:  Maybe you should just take me out back and hose me down.

(PAIGE orbs into the kitchen.)

PAIGE:  Oh, my god!  I'm so sorry I'm late.  Did I miss the vanquish?

PIPER:  (motions toward PHOEBE)  Ask her.

(PHOEBE puts her dress on the counter next to the sink and bounces eagerly over 
to PAIGE.)

PHOEBE:  Hi. Hi. Hi.  Hi. Hi.

PAIGE:  Hey ...

(They hug.)

PAIGE:  Oh, my gosh, Phoebe, how are you?

PHOEBE:  Great.

PAIGE:  How's Jason?

PHOEBE:  He's great.  How's Richard?

PAIGE:  (sighs dreamily)  Ah, he's fabulous.  

(PIPER turns around to listen.)

PAIGE:  He was taking his sweet time getting out of the house this morning.  
That's why I couldn't orb.

PHOEBE:  What, you don't orb with him in the house?

PIPER:  She's asked Richard to not use his magic.

PAIGE:  Yes. I'm trying to be supportive and, you know, not use my magic in 
front of him.

PHOEBE:  Wow.  A magic-free life.  You're the last witch in the world I'd expect 
that from.

PAIGE:  It's not magic-free.  It's just ... magic-lite.

PIPER:  Yeah. It's still a lot to give up.

PAIGE:  What I get from him is kind of more than makes up for it, I think.

(PAIGE sits on top of the counter; PHOEBE sits on the stool in front of the 
counter.)

PHOEBE:  Eww.

PAIGE:  How's Hong Kong?

PHOEBE:  It's fascinating.  I'm studying numerology and the Chinese zodiac.  
But, you know, 'Distant Waters doesn't quench the immediate thirst'.

PAIGE:  Huh?

PIPER:  Ancient Chinese proverb.

PHOEBE:  It's just that I miss my family.

PIPER:  Well, that's good 'cause your family misses you, too.  I mean, I don't 
have a lot of people to hang out with aside from my baby who doesn't really say 
much and then one really neurotic whitelighter.

PHOEBE:  Yeah.  How is my little buddy Chris?  Last time I saw him, he wasn't in 
such good shape.

PIPER:  He's trying his best to hide it, but he's still really shaken up.

PHOEBE:  Well, he lost his fiancée, you know, I don't blame him.  It's huge.

PAIGE:  Yeah, and there's something in the future that's really freaking him 
out.  

PIPER:  Yeah.  He's more determined than ever to protect Wyatt from evil, which 
means there's a new demon hunt every day.

PHOEBE:  I feel like such a bad sister, leaving you guys alone to handle all 
this.

PIPER:  No.  No. We're fine.  Wyatt and I actually enjoy having the manor to 
ourselves.

PAIGE:  Really?

PIPER:  Yeah. I mean, we have room to spread out.  And life is very quiet and 
calm and, best of all, everything stays clean.

(PHOEBE laughs at that last comment.)

(On the sink behind them, the green goo stains on the clothes moves and congeals 
together, bonding to make the goo larger.)

(PIPER turns around and picks up the clothes and heads for the utility room.  
PHOEBE slips off the stool.)

PHOEBE:  Well, if I'm gonna hang out, I better go change my clothes.  I think I 
left some here.

(PHOEBE heads out the door.)

PAIGE:  I'll go with you.  

(PAIGE slips off the counter and follows PHOEBE out of the kitchen.)

[UTILITY ROOM]

(PIPER puts the clothes into the water and reaches for the soap.  While her back 
is turned, the green goo slides out of the open washer and down its side.  PIPER 
puts the soap into the machine as the green goo slinks down onto the floor and 
disappears unnoticed down into the vent.)  

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - PHOEBE'S BEDROOM - DAY]  

PHOEBE:  No, being born under the year of the ox is a good thing.  It means 
you're a natural-born lea ... 

(PHOEBE turns the corner and walks into her bedroom.)  

PHOEBE:  ... der.  What happened to my room?

(Or what used to be her bedroom and is now cleared and filled with different 
exercise machines.)

PAIGE:  Holy, I guess when Piper said she was gonna spread out, she wasn't 
kidding.

PHOEBE:  Well, where's all my stuff?  Heh. I mean, I have stuff, you know, lots 
and lots of stuff.

PAIGE:  Well, being an ox, I can take charge of this.  You can borrow something 
from my room until we straighten this out.

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - PAIGE'S BEDROOM - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]  

(The door to PAIGE'S bedroom opens.  PHOEBE and PAIGE stare in shock at the new 
nursery.  LEO, holding WYATT, sits in the chair as CHRIS sits in another chair 
across the room.  PHOEBE sees WYATT and goes gooshy.)  

PHOEBE:  Oh, hi, baby!

(She rushes over toward LEO to fuss over WYATT.)

PAIGE:  This one, too?

PHOEBE:  Yeah. You move, you lose it in this family.  

CHRIS:  You could lose a lot more than a bedroom when this is over.

(PAIGE settles onto the sofa near CHRIS.)

PHOEBE:  Hi, Chris.  I'm fine, thank you.  And you?

LEO:  It's his job to offer his opinion.

CHRIS:  You know the only reason why she's even here is Paige missed the 
vanquish.

(As he talks, the green goo slides out of the floor vent.)

LEO:  Another one?

CHRIS:  Yeah.  That makes what?  Five in a row now?

PAIGE:  You guys are such nags.  

(The small glob of green goo sloshes over toward CHRIS' shoe and slides on it.)

PHOEBE:  When did you two become so chummy?

LEO:  We're not chummy. It's just he's gone through a lot protecting Wyatt, and 
I figure instead of doubting him, I ... should help him a little.

(PIPER walks into the room.)  

PIPER:  So, what do you guys think?  You like Wyatt's new room?

PAIGE:  (gruffly)  I like it.  I just liked my room, too.

PHOEBE:  And I like it.  I just liked my room, too.

PIPER:  Well, you guys were the ones that moved out.  Not me.

(PHOEBE gets up.)

PHOEBE:  So, where are my clothes?

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- CONTINUOUS]  

(PAIGE and PHOEBE go through the boxes of their things tucked away in the corner 
of the attic as PIPER watches.)  

PAIGE:  Ah, god ... this really ... kind of hitting home.

PIPER:  What's that?

PAIGE:  Well, that I don't live here anymore.

PHOEBE:  Ugh, I know what you mean.

PAIGE:  Yeah, Richard's just doesn't feel like home yet, you know?  I don't 
know. I guess I just had more fun here.

PIPER:  Yeah. 'Cause this place is a riot.

PAIGE:  No. I just -- I don't know, I guess I'm more free here.  Free to be me.

(PIPER settles in next to PHOEBE to look through the boxes.  She sees something 
inside one of them.)

PIPER:  Oh, wow, Phoebe.  These are some boots.

(PIPER pulls out a pair of red leather calf-high go-go boots.

PHOEBE:  No. They're not mine, but I wish they were 'cause they're hot!

PAIGE:  (reading)  The box says "Penny".  Penny as in "Grams", Penny?

PHOEBE:  No way.  I refuse to believe that Grams ever wore anything this hot.

PIPER:  Yeah.  I figured her more for steel-toed orthopedics, you know, the 
better to kick your ass with.

PHOEBE:  They're your size, Paige. Try 'em on.

(PHOEBE holds out the boots to PAIGE who groans as she takes them.)

PAIGE:  I don't know.

PHOEBE:  Oh, come on.  Just do it.

(PAIGE removes her own shoes.)

PAIGE:  (critically)  They're kind of sixties.

PHOEBE:  So, what's wrong with the sixties?

PAIGE:  The sixties was like the worst fashion era.  

(She slips on the first boot and zips up the sides.)

PAIGE:  Hello?  Bad clothing ... bad hair, and extremely questionable personal 
hygiene.  

(She slips the second boot on and zippers it up.  She puts both feet on the 
floor.)

PAIGE:  (surprised)  Hey, they fit.

(With a magical poof, PAIGE disappears.)

(PHOEBE turns to look at PIPER.)

PHOEBE:  Hey. Where'd she go?

(Camera holds on PIPER.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - BEDROOM - DAY -- PAST]  

(PAIGE appears in the bedroom.  She looks around and sees a strawberry-blonde-
haired WOMAN glowing in front of a mirror.)  

PAIGE:  Um, pardon me.

PENNY:  Hold on.  I'm adjusting my aura.  You know how those blocked chakras can 
get.  There.

(Finished, PENNY turns to PAIGE and snaps her fingers.  She notices the boots.)

PENNY:  Oh, you brought my go-go boots.  Right on.

PAIGE:  Actually, they brought me.

PENNY:  That's because I cast a return-to-owner spell on all my favorite stuff.  
I'm always taking my clothes off and forgetting them somewhere these days.

PAIGE:  Excuse me.  Mm, who are you?

PENNY:  Penny.

PAIGE:  Penny.  (amazed, awed)  As in ... Penny Halliwell Penny?

PENNY:  Yeah.  Who are you?

PAIGE:  I'm Paige.  I'm your gran --

(PAIGE stops herself.)

PAIGE:  I'm your grandest fan.  I heard so much about you.  

PENNY:  Far out.

PAIGE:  Far out.  

(PAIGE turns to look at the wall calendar - JANUARY 1967.)

PAIGE:  You have no idea how far out.

(ROBIN pokes her head into the bedroom.)

ROBIN:  The whitelighters are putting on a light show.  

(PENNY gasps and grabs PAIGE'S hand.)

PENNY:  Oh, come on, Paige.  You don't want to miss this.

(She steps out of the room, pulling PAIGE along with her.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- PRESENT]  

(PHOEBE and PIPER explain what they know to LEO and CHRIS.)  

CHRIS:  What do you mean you lost Paige?

PHOEBE:  Well, it was really weird.  I mean, one second she was here, and the 
next second, poof.

PIPER:  It kind of happened after she put on a pair of Grams' boots.

LEO:  Grams used to cast spells on her clothes when she was young.

PHOEBE:  Wait, you knew Grams when she was young?

LEO:  Yeah. We crossed paths once or twice when I was a young whitelighter.

PIPER:  (scrunches her face)  Eww!

LEO:  (embarrassed)  Well, I barely remember it.

PIPER:  Huh. 

PHOEBE:  Eww.

PIPER:  Ha ha.

CHRIS:  Well, if the boots did belong to your grandmother, then we better summon 
her from the dead.  Maybe she can tell us what happened to Paige.

PHOEBE:  Ok. Let's get the candles.

(PHOEBE grabs PIPER'S hand and tugs her away.  PIPER looks at LEO.)

PIPER:  But you --

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - STAIRWAY / MAIN HALL / SITTING ROOM - DAY -- PAST]  

(PAIGE stands on the stairway next to PENNY watching the light show.)  

PENNY:  Outta sight!

(In the center of the sitting room, a group of witches watch as LEO and a couple 
of other whitelighters cast their orbs above their heads into different 
patterns.  The first is a PEACE SIGN.  They waive their hands and the orbs 
shift.)

ROBIN:  (to PAIGE)  I'm Robin, by the way.  So what do you think?

(The whitelighters move the orbs into another pattern:  A HEART.  PAIGE gets a 
good look at one of the whitelighters and can't believe her eyes.)

PAIGE:  Oh, my god!  Is that Leo?

PENNY:  You know him?

PAIGE:  I thought I did.

(The whitelighters wave their hands and the orbs shift into a rotating 
lemniscate, the infinity symbol.  Finished, the orbs burst into a shower of 
white light raining down above the audience's heads.  They burst out in applause 
and appreciation.)

(PAIGE, PENNY and ROBIN make their way toward the group.)

PAIGE:  What are all these people doing here?

ROBIN:  Oh, they're not just people.  They're witches.  With a few whitelighters 
thrown in.

PAIGE:  I don't suppose any of them know how to open a time portal, do they?

PENNY:  Anything's possible when you free your mind.  

(In front of them, they watch as a magicked brush paints designs on a witch in a 
bikini.)

PENNY:  It's why we're gathering here tonight, for a magical Be-In.

PAIGE:  Oh, like a human be-in.   When Timothy Leary said, "Tune in, turn on, 
drop out."

(PENNY walks forward toward the whitelighters.)

PENNY:  (serious)  No, there's no acid allowed in the manor, Paige.  We're all 
on a contact high.

(PAIGE and ROBIN follow.)

PAIGE:  I'm not on drugs.  I'm just having a bad trip.

ROBIN:  How do you know what's gonna happen at the human be-in?  It's tomorrow 
at Golden Gate Park.

PAIGE:  I just kind of know things.  Like I know I wanna go home.

PENNY:  Do you have an active power?

PAIGE:  Yeah. I can orb.

PENNY:  Groovy.  (loudly to the room)  Hey, everyone!  We have a witch here who 
can orb!

(This catches LEO'S attention and he walks toward them.)

LEO:  Right on.  Lay some orbs on us, sister.

PAIGE:  Fine, if it'll help me get out of here.  

(She looks around the room and sees the 8-track tape deck and stack of tapes.)

PAIGE:  Uh, big fat tape thingy.  

(Nothing happens.)

PAIGE:  (mutters to herself)  Oh.  My powers must be down.  Must be the past.  
(louder)  Past few minutes.  This patchouli oil.  (she rubs her temples and 
rolls her eyes)  It's really making me light-headed.

LEO:  Performance anxiety.  

(LEO moves next to PAIGE and puts his arm around her.)

LEO:  Listen, if you want some private coaching, there's an empty room upstairs. 
You dig?

PAIGE:  Aah. No. I don't dig.

(She removes his arm and pushes him away from her.  He smiles as he leaves 
toward the next witch.)

PENNY:  You ok, honey?

PAIGE:  Yeah.  Ugh. I don't know how I'm gonna get home without my magic.

(PENNY smiles as guitars sound from the next room.)

PENNY:  Oh, come on.

(She turns PAIGE around and there's a WITCH sitting on a floating cushion 
playing a guitar in the center of the room.)

PAIGE:  Wow! I've never seen so many witches just hanging out.

PENNY:  Wait till the magical be-in.  This house was built on a spiritual nexus.  
We're gonna tap into its power tonight and ride the magic wave.

PAIGE:  (glances at PENNY)  Are you sure you're Penny Halliwell?

(The entire room freezes.  A WARLOCK appears in the room next to ROBIN, the only 
unfrozen witch.)  

WARLOCK:  Everything on schedule for tonight?

ROBIN:  They're lining up like lambs to the slaughter.

WARLOCK:  (inhales deeply)  Ah, it's gonna be a massacre.

ROBIN:  Mm, I wish we could take 'em out now.  I can't stand these peace lovers.

WARLOCK:  Just keep it together a little while longer.  We want this place 
packed.  (He sees PAIGE.)  And I see a few new arrivals since my last visit.  
This one's dressed a little strange, don't you think?  Where's she from?

ROBIN:  I don't know.  She just got here.

WARLOCK:  Well, keep an eye on her.  The attack takes place on schedule tonight.  
And if you need anything, I'll be close by.

(The WARLOCK leaves.  Time resumes.)

PENNY:  So, what do you say, Paige?  Join us tonight?

PAIGE:  (sighs longingly)  You know, as much as I consider myself a free spirit, 
I really can't.  I need to go home.  If there's any way that you could help me 
write a spell so I can find my way --

(Outside, a car horn beeps loudly.  PENNY gasps and smiles brightly.)

PENNY:  Oh, Allen's back!

(PENNY rushes out of the room.)

CUT TO:



[EXT. MANOR - FRONT WALK - DAY - CONTINUOUS -- PAST]  

(ALLEN hurries out of the Rainbow Bus, runs up the front steps and straight 
toward PENNY who runs out of the house to greet him.)  

PENNY:  (laughs)  Hi!

ALLEN:  Oh ... mm ...

(She jumps up, wraps her legs around his waist and kisses him soundly on the 
mouth.  He puts her down.)

PENNY:  Where's Patty?

ALLEN:  I dropped her off at my sister's.  She's gonna crash there tonight.

PAIGE:  Patty, like "mom" Patty?  I mean, you're a mom.

(PENNY laughs indulgently; ALLEN stares at PAIGE shocked.)

ALLEN:  Janice?

PAIGE:  Excuse me?

ALLEN:  I just came back from my sister's pad, and for a second, I thought I was 
looking at her again.

PENNY:  Paige, this is my old man Allen.  He's not a witch, but he's cool with 
it.

PAIGE:  Allen ... your first husband?

PENNY:  My first and only.  I'm not that into free love.

ALLEN:  Listen up. I passed this groovy drum circle on my way here.  Who wants 
to check it out?

PENNY:  Count me in.

PAIGE:  I think I'm gonna do some light reading.  Is your Book of Shadows in the 
attic?

ALLEN:  I swear, it's like you could be my sister.

PAIGE:  Or your granddaughter, if you had a granddaughter, that is--which you 
won't, unless I get home.

ROBIN:  You can't leave now.   We need as many witches as possible tonight.

PENNY:  She's right, Paige.  Come with us.  (calls out, sing-song)  Who wants a 
ride in the Rainbow Bus?

(They all head for the van.)

(Cut to:  With everyone squished into the van, ALLEN drives off.)

DISSOLVE TO:



[EXT. MANOR - DAY - PRESENT[



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - DAY -- PRESENT]  

(PHOEBE bends over to light the candles.  LEO and CHRIS stand aside and watch 
while PIPER mopes.)  

PIPER:  You know, if I hadn't taken over Paige's room, this never would have 
happened. This is all my fault.

LEO & CHRIS (BOTH):   What's done is done.

(They stop and check themselves.  PHOEBE looks at them and laughs.)

PHOEBE:  Ok. You two really need to get a room.

(Finished, PHOEBE puts the lighter down on the table in front of PIPER.)

PIPER:  (drawls as she looks at the guys)  Yeah.

(PHOEBE says the Summoning Spell.)

PHOEBE: 
     Hear these words, hear my cry, 
     Spirit from the other side.

(CHRIS gets to his feet; the camera lingers on the green goo still on his shoe.)

PHOEBE: 
     Come to thee, I summon thee, 
     Cross now the great divide.

(Light orbs swirl in the circle of candles.)

(As the magic in the spell starts, the green goo on CHRIS' shoe gets bigger and 
rapidly grows to encase his entire foot.  CHRIS has difficulty moving around.)

(GRAMS materializes in the circle.  As she steps out of the circle, she becomes 
corporeal.)

GRAMS:  Well, it's about time you called to say hello.  Oh, how are my darlings?

(PHOEBE holds out her arms for a hug.  CHRIS quietly struggles with the green 
goo growing on his leg.)

PIPER:  We got a problem.

(GRAMS turns around and sees CHRIS with the green goo on both legs.)

GRAMS:  Well, you're not the only one.

LEO:  Orb out!

(The green goo grows up CHRIS' legs.)

CHRIS:  No.  Magic makes it grow.  Summoning her spirit already gave it power.

(GRAMS steps forward to introduce herself.  The green goo has grown to bind 
CHRIS' arms and is rapidly moving up his chest.)

GRAMS:  Oh, you must be Chris, the new whitelighter.  (to LEO)  You know, he 
doesn't look very qualified for the job.

PIPER:  Chris, just let me blast it.

PHOEBE:  She's right. Orb!

(CHRIS shakes his head.)

GRAMS:  Oh, for heaven's sake, listen to them.  We'll find a way to vanquish the 
foul thing later.

(CHRIS orbs out just as the green goo encases him.)

LEO: Now!

(PIPER blasts the green goo and it shatters into little goo spots on the attic 
floor.)

(Exhausted and gasping for breath, CHRIS re-orbs back into the attic.  The green 
goo slithers down into the attic floor.  Everyone sees it and knows that it's 
still alive.)

PHOEBE: Uh-oh.

(Unable to say anything, CHRIS tiredly shakes his head.)

CHRIS:  Huh!

FADE OUT

(COMMERCIAL SET)



FADE IN.

[INT. MANOR - LIVING ROOM - DAY -- PRESENT]  

GRAMS:  (stunned)  You and Paige moved out?  When?

(GRAMS sits on the chair staring at PHOEBE and PIPER who have apparently just 
broken the news to GRAMS about their living arrangements.)

PHOEBE:  Uh, uh, a few weeks ago.  But we're handling everything.

GRAMS:  Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the 
manor.  Exactly how are you handling things?

PIPER:  We're still in an adjustment period.

(Angry, GRAMS surges to her feet.)

GRAMS:  There would be no adjustment period if you were living under one roof.  
Why in heaven's name did you move out?

PHOEBE:  To be with Jason.  You said it yourself -- never give up on love.  
Remember?

GRAMS:  I didn't say give up on your sisters, and you, ... (she rounds on PIPER)  
... you're the oldest.  How could you let them move out?

PIPER:  You know, it really wasn't that hard, 'cause they deserve a shot at a 
normal life.

GRAMS:  They're not normal, Piper, and neither are you.  When are you going to 
learn that?

PIPER:  (exasperated)  Well, I guess never.

GRAMS:  Uhh!  All this over men.  How many times have I told you men are 
utensils?  You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need 
them again.

(LEO and CHRIS walk into the living room looking around at the ceiling and 
walls.)

LEO:  Shh!  Everyone quiet.

(CHRIS walks up to the far wall and places his ear next to it, listening.)

CHRIS:  I can hear it.  I think it's in the wall.

(The wall surges and cracks.  LEO sits down on the arm rest near GRAMS.)

LEO:  Yep. It's in the wall.  

CHRIS:  Ok. We're gonna need Paige.  It took the Power of Three to vanquish this 
thing in the future.

PIPER:  What?!  If you knew that, why didn't you tell me that in the first 
place?

CHRIS:  Because I could barely get two of you together, let alone three.  
Besides, this thing's not that big right now, and I thought two could handle it.

GRAMS:  Leo, you take point.  Chris here is much too green to guide my girls.

CHRIS:  (no way)  What?  You know what?  You can just stop that.

GRAMS:  (shushes him)  Uh-uh!  Quiet!  It's time to give this floundering ship a 
rudder.  Now, which boots did Paige put on?

PIPER:  Red.  Go-go boots.

GRAMS:  We've got a problem.  Those boots took Paige back to the Summer of Love, 
which was one of the most crucial times of my life.

PHOEBE:  What do you mean, "crucial"?

GRAMS:  Your grandfather Allen, rest his soul, was a sweet man, but he led me 
straight down the hippie-dippie trail.

PHOEBE:  (laughs)  You were a flower child?

GRAMS:  Yeah, well, don't rub it in.  What's important is that Allen was killed 
by my best friend.  I didn't know it then, but she was evil, and I walked in 
right after it happened.

PIPER:  What did you do?

GRAMS:  Well, let's just say that my peacenik days ended fast, along with that 
bitch Robin.  Why, if she hadn't killed Allen - 

LEO:  You'd still be a flower child.

GRAMS:  And The Charmed Ones would be dead.  I know I'm a ballbuster, but it 
kept me alive to protect my girls from all the demons that came after them as 
kids.  I cast my return-to-owner spell on a lot of clothes that summer, so --

PHOEBE:  (starting to get excited by the thought)  So, we get to go back there?  
And we get to meet our grandfather?

GRAMS:  Don't make too much out of it, because whatever you do, you can't change 
the past or tell anyone you're from the future.

PHOEBE:  Well, why does he get to?

CHRIS:  (retorts)  Because I know what I'm doing.

(PIPER scoffs and rolls her eyes; PHOEBE laughs.)

GRAMS:  Not from where I'm standing.  I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie to 
contain the slime until you can bring Paige back to vanquish it, ok?  Ok, girls, 
get dressed.  You are going to the Summer of Love.

CUT TO:



[EXT. PARK - DAY -- PAST]  

(Close up of drummers beating on their Djembes drums.  ALLEN stands in the 
middle of the group reciting poetry to the beat of the drums.)

ALLEN: Hear the drums!  Liquid beats crashing down on parched shores, pounding 
like the feet of ten thousand soldiers, whispering, "Why? Why?!"

(PAIGE surges to her feet, feeling the beat of the music and words.)

PAIGE:  Right on!

(The drums stop and the audience applauds.)

PAIGE:  Sorry. I just got a little carried away.

ALLEN:  Don't be sorry.  That was gone.

PAIGE:  Gone. That's right.  That's exactly what I should be--gone, because I'm 
actually starting to dig th -- like this. Ha!  It's kind of cool, everybody 
being so free.

(PENNY gets to her feet; ALLEN stands behind her.)

PENNY:  You are exactly what we're all about, Paige.  You want to hear my dream?  
I dream of a crusade to rid the world of evil, not through fighting or the inner 
anger that makes us want to fight, but through the magic power of love.

PAIGE:  (amused)  Are you sure you're Penny Halliwell?

(PAIGE laughs.)

PAIGE:  How long have you felt this way?

PENNY:  Ever since I met Allen.

PAIGE:  It must be so great to share this together.

ALLEN:  Your old man's not into magic?

PAIGE:  He's not so old, but nah.  Not so into it, either.

(PIPER and PHOEBE appear.)

PIPER:  Hey, Groovy Girl.  We've been looking for you.

PENNY:  Welcome. I'm Penny.  Any friends of Paige's are friends of ours.  But 
you shouldn't use magic so openly.

PHOEBE:  (thrilled)  That's Grams?!

PIPER:  Shh!

ALLEN:  I'm Allen.  Peace and love.

PHOEBE:  (thrilled)  Oh, yes, love.  Lots and lots of love.  I have so much love 
for you, man.  You have no idea.

PENNY:  You here for the happening at the manor tonight?

PIPER:  No.  We were just looking for our friend Paige, actually.  Excuse us.

(They all step aside.)

PAIGE:  I'm so glad you guys found me.

PIPER:  We need to get out of here.

(Cop cars approach, sirens blaring.  They stop just outside the park; cops 
exiting the cars to break up the gathering.)

ALLEN:  It's the pigs!  

COPS:  Ok, everybody, let's break it up!  Let's go!  Everybody out!
COPS:  Move it!

ALLEN:  This is a park, man!  You can't control god's green earth.

COPS:  It's the taxpayers' green dollars that pay for this park, and you're 
loitering, so move it!

(Some of the attendees start to chant.)

ALL CHANTING:
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go! 

(The LEAD COP removes his baton off his belt.)

ALL CHANTING:
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go!

(PENNY holds out her hands in front of her.)

PENNY:  (recites) 
     They have no right, they have no power.
     Turn their hate sticks into flowers.

(The LEAD COP'S baton turns into a bouquet of daisies.)

ALL CHANTING:
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go! 

(ROBIN appears next to PENNY.)

ROBIN:  Let's jam.  If the cops get us, we'll miss tonight.

ALL CHANTING:
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go! 

(PHOEBE looks at PIPER.)

PHOEBE:  Freeze him!

(PIPER waves her hands and nothing happens.  The LEAD COP drops the flowers.  
Two cops step forward; one taking PHOEBE by the arm, the other puts handcuffs on 
PIPER.)

ALL CHANTING:
     Hell, no, we won't go! 
     Hell, no, we won't go!
     Hell, no, we won't go!

(PENNY steps forward and grabs PAIGE'S wrist and pulls her away.)

PENNY: Paige, come on, come on.

(PAIGE is tugged off in one direction while the cops take PIPER and PHOEBE 
away.)

CUT TO:



[INT. POLICE STATION - HOLDING CELL - DAY -- PAST]  

(The COP locks the cell door.  PIPER and PHOEBE confer in their cell.)  

PIPER:  (sighs)  If what's happening tonight at the manor is what I think it is, 
this might be the night that grandpa dies.

PHOEBE:  Let's just hope that Paige tries to get us out of here first, because I 
don't want to be raised by that flower child we saw in the park.  We'd never 
make it to puberty!

(In the next cell, LUTHER MORRIS complains to the guards.)

LUTHER MORRIS:  (loudly)  You don't own me!  You think you own me, but the man 
will never own Luther Morris.

GUARD:  (o.s.)  I said, "Keep it down!"

(PHOEBE and PIPER gasp at the man in the next cell.  He looks exactly like 
DARRYL --  with a huge afro and a goatee.)

PHOEBE:  (gasps)  No!

(LUTHER MORRIS takes his dark glasses off.)

LUTHER MORRIS:  What are you two looking at?

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - DAY -- PAST]  

(PAIGE pleads with ALLEN and ROBIN.)  

PAIGE:  Please, there's got to be a way to get my friends out of jail.

ALLEN:  Stay cool, Paige.  We've all been hassled by the pigs.  It's a rite of 
passage.  They'll let your friends go ... after a night in jail.

(PENNY comes down the stairway and instructs everyone.)

PENNY:  (loudly)  Ok, everybody, time to prepare for the party!  Take a crystal, 
bless it, and hide it outside the manor.  We want to form a perimeter.

(PENNY picks up a bag full of crystals and holds it out as everyone reaches in 
for their crystal.)

ROBIN:  What are those?

PAIGE:  Those are pyrite crystals.  They resonate a harmonic tone when exposed 
to evil, kind of like a demonic alarm system.

(The witches all approach and each take crystals from the bag.  PENNY looks at 
PAIGE, surprised by her knowledge.)

PENNY:  (impressed)  How did you know?

PAIGE:  I was taught by the best.

ROBIN:  I thought our gathering tonight was a peaceful one.

PENNY:  I want to give peace a chance as much as anyone, Robin, but I'm not 
dumb.  You know how many covens are coming tonight?  We'll be sitting ducks.

ROBIN:  (uncomfortable)  Right.

(ROBIN leaves.  ALLEN watches her go, suddenly suspicious with her behavior.)

PAIGE:  I would really love it if my friends could come tonight, if there's 
anything that we can do to help them.

(ALLEN turns around to look at PAIGE, but his thoughts are still on ROBIN'S 
strange behavior.)

ALLEN:  I'll tell you what.  I got a friend who's an A.C.L.U. Lawyer.  I'll call 
him ... right after we set the crystals.

PAIGE:  Thank you.

(ALLEN again turns back to look at the door ROBIN walked out of.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - PAIGE'S BEDROOM/NURSERY - NIGHT -- PRESENT]  

GRAMS:  (thinking)  The way I see it, we're all targets for the slime.  We need 
a plan to control it until the girls get back.

(As GRAMS, LEO and CHRIS talk, WYATT stands in his crib looking yearningly at 
his full bottle on the nightstand just a little out of his reach.)

CHRIS:  In the future, everyone tried to control the demon with no name, but it 
can't be done.

GRAMS:  That's hardly a winning attitude, young man.  And why, in heaven's name, 
couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing?

LEO:  Speaking of the future, what's so awful that happens to Wyatt?

CHRIS:  You know I can't tell you that.

LEO:  Come on, I'm an Elder.

GRAMS:  Excuse me, back on point?  The slime.  I'm taking suggestions.

(WYATT looks at his bottle.)

LEO:  We could orb it to an ice drift.

CHRIS:  No, that's bad.

GRAMS:  It's not bad, it's awful.  You can't orb that thing.  It feeds on magic.

CHRIS:  (giving lip)  So what's your great idea?

GRAMS:  Are you giving me lip?

CHRIS:  (backs away)  No.  

(WYATT orbs his bottle to him.)

CHRIS:  No!

(LEO grabs WYATT just as the green goo shoots out of the mirror toward him.  The 
green goo hits the lamp as LEO picks WYATT up and rushes out of the room after 
GRAMS and CHRIS.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - FOYER / MAIN HALL -- PRESENT]  

(CHRIS, GRAMS and LEO run down the stairs, bits and pieces of ceiling falling 
down all around them.  The lights flash on and off.  They stop in the center of 
the foyer.)  

CHRIS:  Where do we go?

LEO:  Hold on.  I think it stopped.

(They stop and listen.  The house creaks and moans as the green goo moves around 
the house.)

CHRIS:  (to LEO)  Psst! Get Wyatt out of the house.  If it tries to follow, I'll 
fire off an orb or two to distract it.  (to GRAMS)  You ok with that?

GRAMS:  Yeah. It's just what I had in mind.

CHRIS:  Good.

(LEO takes WYATT and slowly makes his way toward the front door.  He reaches out 
to grab the door knob when the green goo rises out appearing the cover the 
entire house sealing them inside.  LEO'S eyes widen at just how big this thing 
has become.)

FLASH TO:



[INT. POLICE STATION - HOLDING CELL - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(PIPER moves from the bars to sit next to PHOEBE.)  

PHOEBE:  Any sign of Paige?

PIPER:  Nope. We're not gonna reach her before grandpa's attacked.

(PHOEBE sighs and looks at the GUARD standing outside their holding cell.)

PHOEBE:  Should we try a spell?

PIPER:  Why not?  Let's try a spell.

LUTHER MORRIS:  Leave it to the man to lock the brother up with the crazies.

(PIPER and PHOEBE look at LUTHER MORRIS staring at them through the bars.)

PIPER:  Shh!

(LUTHER fixes his hair and takes a step away from the bars.)

(PIPER and PHOEBE walk up to the cell door.)

PIPER:  
     Come to me and be seduced.
     I have a girl to introduce.
     Fall for her. You can't resist her.
     Trust me, mister.  She's my sister.

PHOEBE: (whispers)  Why me?

PIPER:  'Cause he's not my type.

(PIPER turns away to let PHOEBE work her magic.)

PHOEBE:  Oh!

(PHOEBE grabs ahold of the bars and uses her best come-hither voice.)

PHOEBE:  (throaty voice)  Hi.

GUARD:  (laughs)  Hi.

PHOEBE:  You know what I think is really Hot?

GUARD:  No.

PHOEBE:  A guy in a cage.  Yeah.  Why don't you come in here with me?

GUARD:  All right.

(The GUARD takes out his keys, unlocks the cell door and walks inside.)

PHOEBE:  (suggests)  Take off your shirt.

(The GUARD laughs with anticipation.)

(LUTHER MORRIS, watching from the next cell, objects loudly.)

LUTHER MORRIS:  Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!  Luther don't wanna see this.

(PHOEBE takes the GUARD'S shirt from him and tosses it to LUTHER.)

PHOEBE:  Put this on.  You're gonna lead us to freedom, Luther.

(Game, LUTHER takes his jacket off.)

LUTHER MORRIS:  Well ... a brother could get used to this.

PIPER:  (watching)  Mm-hmm. So could a brother's son.

(LUTHER slips the officer's shirt on and buttons it up.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - SITTING ROOM - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(PAIGE walks around the manor looking for ALLEN.  LEO walks up to PAIGE.)  

LEO:  There's my little psychedelic sunshine.  Are you ready for your private 
session?

PAIGE:  Uh, uh ... yeah, real soon.  Um, have you seen Allen?  He was supposed 
to call his lawyer friends for me.

LEO:  My name is Leo, like the zodiac sign?  (He takes her hand.)  
Astrologically speaking, Leo represents the sun, constantly burning and highly 
energetic.

PAIGE:  Ok, Starshine.  (PAIGE extracts her hand and slaps LEO lightly on his 
chest.)  Could you just please point me in the direction of where I might find 
Allen?

(LEO turns PAIGE around in the direction.)

PAIGE:  Thank you.

(PAIGE heads for the attic.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(ALLEN walks into the attic in the center of ROBIN'S incantation.)  

ROBIN: 
     And so I call upon the crone,
     let evil roam inside this home.

ALLEN:  (interrupts)  I thought you were acting strange.

(ROBIN turns around to glare at ALLEN.)

ROBIN:  (dangerously)  Allen, are you spying on me?

ALLEN:  How could you, Robin?  What about our dream?

ROBIN:  My only dream is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures 
out of your misery tonight.

(ROBIN powers up a fireball in her hand.)

(The attic door opens and PAIGE walks in.)

PAIGE:  Robin!

(ROBIN throws the fireball at PAIGE.  PAIGE dives to take cover behind the 
furniture.  ROBIN misses.  ALLEN raises his hands to intervene peacefully.)

ALLEN:  Violence isn't the answer, Robin.  Let love replace your fear!  I know 
you felt our love!

ROBIN:  Yeah! And I've still got the stink of it all over me.

(PAIGE gets up and moves aside.)

PAIGE: Over here!

(ROBIN powers up another fireball.  PAIGE knocks over a canister of marbles 
scattering them all over the floor.  ROBIN trips and falls flat on her back, her 
fireball flying high in the air above her.)

(PHOEBE and PIPER walk into the attic and quickly assess what's going on.  They 
gasp at what's about to happen.)

(ROBIN opens her eyes and sees her own fireball fall right down upon her.  She's 
vanquished by her own powers.  The explosion propels ALLEN back against the 
attic wall and knocks him down.)

PAIGE:  Allen!

ALLEN: I'm all right!

(PHOEBE and PIPER look at each other.  This can't be good.

PAIGE:  (realizes)  Uh-oh.  What did I just do?

PIPER:  Oh, nothing much.  (louder)  Just changed our entire future!

PHOEBE:  Or erased it.

(Camera holds on PAIGE.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT -- PRESENT]  

(CHRIS and LEO walk into the kitchen looking around.  LEO is still holding 
WYATT.)  

LEO:  What'd it do, split in half?

(The door leading out to the utility room is slowly being covered in goo 
trapping them inside.)

CHRIS:  How do we get out?

LEO:  I don't know. Orb?

CHRIS:  The last time I orbed, that thing almost swallowed me whole.

LEO: What do you think, Penny?

(LEO and CHRIS turn around and see a hippie PENNY standing in the doorway.  
She's dressed in tie-dyed colored clothing, leather tie around her forehead, 
love beads around her neck, dangly earrings hanging from her ears.)

HIPPIE GRAMS:  (breathy voice)  I think love conquers all.  I think that we 
should take the demon into our arms and make it feel safe.

(CHRIS and LEO look at each other, then back at PENNY.  This is definitely not 
good.)

FADE OUT

(COMMERCIAL SET)



FADE IN.

[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT - PRESENT]  

(PENNY smiles at the boys.)  

CHRIS:  Leo, can I talk to you for a second, please?

LEO:  (to GRAMS)  Do you mind holding him for a second?

(LEO hands WYATT to PENNY.)

HIPPIE GRAMS:  Of course!  Come here, Moonbeam.  Awww ... 

LEO:  Wyatt.  His name is Wyatt.

(LEO joins CHRIS on the other side of the kitchen.  In the background, we hear 
PENNY singing hippie songs to "Moonbeam".)

CHRIS:  One of the sisters must have changed the past, because Penny clearly 
never made the change from flower child to demon hunter.

HIPPIE GRAMS:  (singing)  We shall not, we shall not be moved 

LEO:  Clearly. You think the girls can fix the time-line and get back here?

HIPPIE GRAMS:  (singing)  We shall not-- 

(CHRIS shakes his head.  The house rumbles stopping everyone.)

(They watch as the green goo completely encases the door.)

CHRIS:  I don't know, but this thing's trying to back us into a corner.  

(The glass on the door cracks from the pressure.)

CHRIS:  Take Wyatt and Joan Baez here into the conservatory.  I'll gather what 
we need to fight it off.

(LEO guides PENNY into the next room as CHRIS picks up the blender from the 
counter and follows them out of the kitchen.)

FLASH TO:



[INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(PENNY walks into the attic.)  

PENNY:  Has anyone seen Robin?  We got a lot of - 

(She stops when she sees PIPER and PHOEBE standing by the Book of Shadows.  She 
turns and sees PAIGE and ALLEN sitting on the floor.  Everyone's grim.)

PENNY:  What happened?

PAIGE:  Robin. She attacked.

PENNY:  Are you hurt?  

(She rushes to help ALLEN to his feet.)

ALLEN:  No, I'm all right.  I'm all right.  She said something about a warlock 
attacking tonight.

PIPER:  So? That's no problem.  You have a house full of witches.

PHOEBE:  Piper's right. You could all take on the warlocks.  All you have to do 
is fight.

PENNY:  That's not who we are.  We don't believe in murder.

PHOEBE:  No. Neither do we, but we do believe in vanquishing evil.

PENNY:  I'm sorry. I don't see violence as a solution to anything.  I thought 
you understood that, Paige. I thought you were one of us.

ALLEN:  Let's go, Penny.  Let's send everyone home.  I don't want anyone else 
getting hurt.

(ALLEN and PENNY leave the attic.)

PHOEBE:  Oh, she is driving me nuts!  That is not the Grams we all know.

PIPER:  The Grams we know found her husband dead tonight.

PAIGE:  I know we're supposed to turn her into a bit of a killer whatever, but 
what if this happens to be her new destiny ... with grandpa?

PHOEBE:  If grandpa was supposed to die tonight, death will come after him 
again.

PIPER:  And the first thing we have to remember is, we're not here to change 
anything.  We just need to keep Grams alive, and unfortunately, we don't have 
our powers to do that.

(PHOEBE looks at the Book of Shadows and flips through the pages.)

PHOEBE:  Well, it's a lot thinner than we're used to, but I'm sure we could find 
something in here to help us make a potion.  

(She look at PAIGE.)

PHOEBE:  Will you help me?

PAIGE:  Yeah.

PIPER:  I'll be downstairs on warlock watch.

(PIPER turns to leave.)

FLASH TO:



[INT. MANOR - DINING ROOM -- PRESENT]  

(Scene opens on the Open Book of Shadows.)  

LEO: Why isn't it attacking?  It's like it cornered us and now it's just 
waiting.

(The windows in the dining room are completely covered by the green goo.)

CHRIS:  (thinking)  I think we need the toaster oven.

(LEO walks across the room to get the toaster oven.)

HIPPIE GRAMS:  You know, that's a disaster waiting to happen.

CHRIS:  That's the idea.  You saw how the slime reacted to the electricity.  

(LEO places the toaster oven on a mountainous heap of appliances on the dining 
room table.  He hooks it up to the rest of the appliances.)

CHRIS:  Well, if we can get it to attack this pile, maybe we can get it to zap 
it.

LEO:  If I can find a place to plug it in.

HIPPIE GRAMS:  No offense, but, you know, my dear Allen would have taken the 
path of peaceful resistance.  Have you tried talking to the slime?

LEO:  (laughs)  No, I haven't, and you shouldn't either.  (to CHRIS)  But if 
you're up for some light conversation, maybe you want to tell me what happens to 
Wyatt in the future.

CHRIS:  Uh.  Nice try.

LEO:  Got it.

(LEO plugs it in and all the electricity goes out of the house.)

CHRIS:  (groans)  Uhh!

LEO:  Damn it!

(He puts the plugs aside.)

HIPPIE GRAMS:  I told you boys, violence is not the answer to anything.

CHRIS:  (ignoring)  Where is the fuse box?

LEO:  It's in the basement.  You'll find a flashlight in the laundry room.



[BASEMENT]

(CHRIS appears in the open doorway at the top of the stairs holding the 
flashlight.  The flashlight flickers.  He taps it trying to get it back on.  The 
light goes on and CHRIS steps forward to look at the basement.)

(Now, we definitely can hear the swirls and movement of the green goo.  CHRIS 
looks in the basement horrified.)

CHRIS:  Leo!

(He runs out of the basement in a panic.)



[KITCHEN]

(CHRIS runs out of the basement slamming the door behind him.  LEO runs into the 
kitchen.)

LEO:  What is it?   What is it?!

CHRIS:  The slime ... in the basement... feeding on nexus.

LEO:  How big was it?

(CHRIS doesn't say anything although it's written all over his face.  LEO grabs 
the flashlight and opens the basement door to get a look for himself.  The 
entire basement is completely filled with the slime.  He shines the light and 
the slime attacks.)

(LEO backs away and closes the door.)

LEO:  Big.

(That's an understatement.)

CHRIS:  (echoes)  Yeah.  Big.

FLASH TO:



[INT. MANOR - FOYER/SITTING ROOM - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(ALLEN and PENNY say goodbye to their guests.  The last WITCH hugs her long and 
hard.)  

WITCH:  We were going to make history.

PENNY:  I know, honey.

(She leaves and they close the door behind her.  PIPER steps forward.)

PIPER:  We need to talk.

ALLEN:  I agree.  We need to talk with the warlock and find a path of peaceful 
resistance to resolve this situation.

PIPER:  The first thing my Grams taught me was not to reason with demons.

PENNY:  Your grandmother fought demons?

PIPER:  Yeah. She was a great woman ... and she knew that you can't reason or 
negotiate with demons.  They kill, and they keep killing, until a force of good 
stops them.

PENNY:  If your grandmother hurt other living creatures, she doesn't sound so 
great to me.  I'm sorry.

ALLEN:  Penny's right.  You can't be a savior and a murderer at the same time.

PIPER:  Really? What if a demon attacked somebody you loved, like your daughter.  
Would you fight then?

(Everything freezes; the WARLOCK blinks into the room.  He looks around and 
finds that the group of witches are gone.)

WARLOCK:  (angry)  Where are all the witches?  Where in the hell are all the 
witches?!  

(He waves his hand and time resumes.)

WARLOCK:  Where are they?

PIPER:  Well, that depends on who you're looking for.

WARLOCK:  (frustrated)  Everybody!

ALLEN:  We sent them home.  The manor's yours.  We won't fight you.

(The WARLOCK backhands ALLEN across the face, he falls to the ground and is 
knocked unconscious for a moment.  PENNY gasps.)

PIPER:  (to PENNY)  Do something!

(PENNY holds out her arms in front of her toward the WARLOCK.)

PENNY:  
     May peace and love from the moon above
     flow through your heart on the wings of a dove.

(The WARLOCK holds out his hand and stops time again.  He looks at PENNY 
mockingly.)

WARLOCK:  Did you just try and cast a love spell on me?  I'm a warlock.  

(ALLEN shakes himself awake and gets up.  The WARLOCK powers up a fire ball in 
his hand.)

WARLOCK:  What is this world coming to?

(ALLEN gets to his feet and throws himself in the path of the fireball.)

ALLEN:  No!

(He knocks PENNY and PIPER to the ground as he's hit with the fireball.  PIPER 
stares at ALLEN'S wound.  PENNY shakes ALLEN; but he's not moving.  He's dead.)

PENNY:  No!

(PENNY puts her head down on ALLEN'S chest and cries.)

PENNY:  (sobbing)  Allen! 

WARLOCK:  Your turn to join him, sweetheart.

(PIPER looks at the WARLOCK and sees something behind him.)

PAIGE:  (o.s.)  Hey.

(The WARLOCK turns around and sees PHOEBE and PAIGE in the doorway.  PAIGE 
throws the potion at the WARLOCK.  It explodes and he goes sailing through the 
air across the room, hitting the wall and crashing to the floor.)

(PHOEBE throws her potion.  But the WARLOCK blinks out.)

PHOEBE:  I think he's gone.

PAIGE: For now.

(PIPER gets to her feet.  She stares at PENNY still bent over and crying over 
ALLEN.)

PIPER: This isn't right.

PHOEBE:  What do you mean?

PIPER:  Well, Grams flew into a rage when she found grandpa dead.  It made her 
what she was.  Does that look like a demon killer to you?

(They all turn to look at PENNY crying her heart out.)

FLASH TO:



[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGH - PRESENT]  

(LEO carries WYATT as he watches CHRIS strip the outer covering off the cord 
wires.)  

CHRIS:  If the demon comes at us, I'll try to hold it off with this.

(With their backs to her, HIPPIE GRAMS carries a candle to the basement and 
opens the door.  She looks down at the demon inside.)

HIPPIE GRAMS:  Don't be afraid of us.  We won't hurt you.

(At the sound of her voice, LEO turns around and is alarmed by what he sees.)

LEO:  Penny, get back!

(The green slime shoots out, grabs HIPPIE GRAMS and pulls her down into the 
basement.)

(The door slams shut behind her.)

(Camera holds on CHRIS, LEO and WYATT'S horrified look.)

FADE OUT

(COMMERCIAL SET)



FADE IN.

[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(PHOEBE paces the floor; she turns to PENNY who is stirring the potions pot.  
PIPER and PAIGE watch from a distance.)  

PHOEBE:  How are you so calm right now?  It's ok for you to be angry. That 
warlock killed your husband.

PENNY:  I am angry ... 

(She stops stirring and lets go of the spoon.)

PENNY:  ... at myself.  That's why I'm mixing a binding potion.

PIPER:  Binding your magic is not the answer.

PENNY:  It is for me.  I tried to save Allen, and I failed.  What good is my 
magic if it can't save my family?

(She tosses another ingredient into the pot.)

PAIGE:  It's a lot of good.  Remember your dream?  You can't turn your back on 
it now.  What would Allen think?

PENNY:  Doesn't matter.  He's dead.  No one'll ever compare to him.  I'll 
probably end up hating men for the rest of my life.

(She tosses another ingredient into the pot.)

PIPER:  Well, she's got us there.

PHOEBE:  Magic can save your family.  I mean, my sisters have saved --

(PHOEBE stops at her slip.)

PENNY:  You said these were your "friends". What's going on? Who are you?

PHOEBE:  Uh ...
PIPER:  Uh ...

PIPER:  (warning)  Don't!  Can't change history.

PAIGE:  (to PIPER)  It's a little late now, isn't it?  (to PENNY)  We're your 
granddaughters.

(PIPER turns her head at the hole they keep digging deeper into.)

PHOEBE:  Hi, Grams.

PENNY:  I'm your "Grams".  The "Demon Hunter"?

PAIGE:  Yeah, and these fancy boots brought me from the future.

PIPER:  And these earrings.

PHOEBE:  And this ring.

PENNY:  You're trying to trick me.

PIPER:  No. Afraid not, Grams.  Look, it's payback time.  You need to get your 
act together.  We love you, but if you don't start fighting now, all the people 
we're meant to save in the fut--

(A fireball hits the potions pot and explodes.)

(PENNY looks up and gasps at the WARLOCK standing in the room.)

WARLOCK:  You didn't think I forgot about you?

PIPER:  Those were our potions.

(PHOEBE steps forward to kick the WARLOCK.  He blinks out of the way and she 
hits the wall landing on the floor with a thud.)

(PENNY stares at him, her eyes wide.)

FLASH TO:



[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT - PRESENT]  

(CHRIS and LEO both struggle to keep the basement door shut against the green 
goo.)  

CHRIS:  Wyatt's secure in the living room.  There's no sign of the demon in the 
rest of the house.

LEO:  I think it was distracting us before so it could feed on Nexus.

CHRIS:  What about Penny?  Is she--

LEO:  I don't know.

(A patch of green slime makes its way out from under the door.  CHRIS grabs the 
two wires he's stripped and gives it a good shock.  The green slime withdraws.  
It tries again, but again, CHRIS shocks it and it withdraws.)

CHRIS  I can't keep up with it.  We gotta get out.

LEO:  No. We have to keep fighting.  That's what Penny would want us to do.

(The door thumps, green slime oozes out from under the door, CHRIS gives it a 
shock and it withdraws.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - CONSERVATORY - NIGHT -- PAST]  

(PIPER and PAIGE smash into the coffee table.  The WARLOCK looks pleased.)  

WARLOCK:  It's not quite the slaughter I expected, but it'll have to do for a 
night's work.

(PHOEBE, PIPER and PAIGE slowly get to their feet.  The WARLOCK powers up 
another fire ball to finish them off.  Behind him PENNY walks into the room.)

PENNY:  Stop!

(He turns around and looks scathingly at PENNY.)

WARLOCK:  What are you gonna do?  Cast another love spell?

(PENNY points and motions with her hands sending the WARLOCK flying backward 
into the wall.)

PHOEBE:  Well, it's about time.

PENNY:  Like you said, Piper, it's ok to fight for someone you love, right?

(Again, PENNY motions, grabbing the WARLOCK and sending him flying against 
another wall.)

PAIGE:  Welcome back to your destiny, Grams.

(She motions again and sends the furniture smashing into the WARLOCK.)

PIPER:  Now she's just showing off.

PHOEBE:  Ok.  (points)  The grandfather clock.

(PENNY motions and brings the grandfather clock down on the WARLOCK.)

PENNY:  What do I usually do at this point?

PHOEBE:  You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift.

(PENNY takes a deep breath and exhales.)

PENNY:  
     Snuff this warlock.  His days are done.
     But make him good for the ecosystem? 

(The WARLOCK smokes, then bursts into a shower of daisies.)

PIPER:  Now, that's what you call flower power.  

(The flowers fall over PENNY.)

PAIGE:  Not exactly ruthless, but a fine start.

PENNY:  That was for Allen.  So, now what?

PIPER:  Now we gotta get home fast, because we have a slimy demon of our own to 
deal with.

PAIGE:  How are we gonna do that?

PHOEBE:  Grams just has to reverse the spell.

PENNY:  Glad to know I have groovy grandkids.  Just the same, I think I'm gonna 
work on a forgetting spell for after you go.  You know, keep the cosmic order.

PAIGE:  Oh, I like this Grams.  I don't want to forget you.

(PAIGE steps forward and gives GRAMS a farewell hug.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - KITCHEN - NIGHT -- PRESENT]  

(CHRIS and LEO are still struggling to keep the basement door closed.)  

LEO:  Get out of here! Go!

CHRIS:  No! Not without you.  

LEO:  This thing's gonna swallow you whole.

CHRIS:  Most likely.

(There's a loud thud and the boys groan to keep the door shut.)

(Behind them, the girls return.  LEO glances behind him and sees them.)

PIPER:  Stand back, fellas.

PAIGE:  
     Drawing on the power of three, 
     Destroy this evil entity.

(LEO and CHRIS continue to hold the door in place.)

(Cut to:  [BASEMENT]  The green goo glows and ... )

(Cut to:  [KITCHEN]  The boys are thrown from the door at the loud explosion 
within.  A bright, green glow is seen under the basement door. The green glow 
fades away and all is quiet behind the door.)

PIPER:  Where's Wyatt?

CHRIS:  Oh, he's in the living room.

PHOEBE:  And what about Grams?

(CHRIS looks down at his feet;  LEO gets a pained look.)

LEO:  (quietly)  She didn't make it.

(Suddenly, the basement door bursts open and GRAMS walks out.  Smouldering, 
coughing and alive as dead can be.)

GRAMS:  (coughing)  Nonsense!

(CHRIS and LEO both smile, pleased to see her.)

GRAMS:  You can't damage an old war horse like me.  (She wheezes.)  I'm already 
dead.

PHOEBE:  Yay, Grams! I'm so glad you're back!

(PHOEBE rushes forward to give her a hug.  PAIGE steps forward toward LEO and 
PIPER hears WYATT crying in the next room.)

PAIGE:  (to LEO)  Hey there, sun god.

LEO:  (really embarrassed)  Ha!  Hey, that was a long time ago.  Let's just keep 
that between us, ok?

(GRAMS looks at CHRIS and LEO.)

GRAMS:  Hey, I want to thank you two for not giving up the fight.  I'm really 
proud of you boys. (She punches CHRIS lightly on the arm.)  Tcch!  You did good!

(CHRIS and LEO smile at each other.  GRAMS smiles at both of them.)

CUT TO:



[INT. MANOR - PAIGE'S BEDROOM / NURSERY]  

(It's night time and PIPER'S tucking WYATT in bed for the night.  PHOEBE and 
PAIGE wait patiently behind her.  PIPER turns around when she sees them.)  

PIPER:  Grams gone?

PAIGE:  Yes, but not before yelling at us for moving out.

PHOEBE:  It was good to hear her yell at us for a change.

PIPER:  So did she convince you to move back in?

PAIGE:  No, but she did give us her blessing after she was done yelling.

PIPER:  Really?

PHOEBE:  Well, she gave up a lot to be a witch.  You know, she lost grandpa.

PAIGE:  And her dreams.

PHOEBE:  I don't think she wants that to happen to us.  But she did make me 
promise that I would keep in touch more.

PAIGE:  And I have to promise to keep using my magic.

PIPER:  Wow. I guess Grams really is a softy underneath it all.  So, you guys 
going home?

PAIGE:  Home is a relative term, but yeah, we're heading out.

PHOEBE:  I should get back and finish my origami dragon.

PIPER:  Yeah. I understand.  Well, you guys know you always have a home here and 
a room when you want it back --  (corrects herself) ... I mean, if you want it 
back.

(PHOEBE and PAIGE motion her forward and they both give PIPER a big hug.) 

(PIPER steps away.  PAIGE and PHOEBE orb out of the room.)

(LEO walks into the room.)

LEO:  Everything all right?

PIPER:  No, it's not.  I mean, I know it seems to them that I'm moving on with 
my life and everything's fine, but it's not true.  I wish they were still here.

LEO:  You should tell them that.

PIPER:  No. I shouldn't.  I should just go to bed.  

(PIPER heads out of the nursery.)

PIPER:  Good night.

(She passes LEO and walks out of the room.)

LEO:  Good night.

(LEO walks forward and looks down at WYATT in his crib.)

LEO:  Good night, 'Moonbeam'.

(Inside the crib, WYATT is tucked in with a patch quilt with a huge peace sign 
in the center of it.)

FADE TO BLACK

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TITLE/OPENING CREDITS 
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CHARMED
6X11:  WITCHSTOCK
ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON WB:  01/11/2004
TRANSCRIBED FROM WB

Starring:
ALYSSA MILANO as Phoebe Halliwell
ROSE McGOWAN as Paige Matthews

and
HOLLY MARIE COMBS as Piper

BRIAN KRAUSE as Leo Wyatt
DREW FULLER as Chris Perry
DORIAN GREGORY as Darryl Morris

Created by CONSTANCE M. BURGE

Guest Starring:
JENNIFER RHODES as Penny "Grams" 
KARA ZEDIKER as Penny
JAKE BUSEY

PATRICK CASSIDY
KAM HESKIN

Consulting Producer:  JONATHAN LEVIN
Consulting Producer: DAVID SIMKINS

Co-Producer:  PETER CHOMSKY
Co-Producer:  CURTIS KHEEL

Producer:  HOLLY MARIE COMBS
Producer:  ALYSSA MILANO

Co-Executive Producer:  DANIEL CERONE
Co-Executive Producer:  JAMES L. CONWAY
Produced By:  JON PARE

Written by:  DANIEL CERONE
Directed by:  JAMES A. CONTNER

==========================
END CREDITS 
==========================

Executive Producer:  BRAD KERN
Executive Producer:  AARON SPELLING
Executive Producer:  E. DUKE VINCENT

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