My Name’s Jack

 

 

The Sea Journal of Jack Robinson Able, Cabin Boy and Apprentice Seaman

  

A Novel By

 

J. Charles Cripps

 

Copyright 2003

 

The Ship’s Roster

 

Captain Thor Gunter Narwhal, USN (ret.)

Wendy Narwhal, ship’s cook, nurse, and chaplain

Rance Brewster “Rumbob” Besterman, First Mate

Benjamin “Benjy or Tar” Small, ship’s carpenter, sail mker, and engineer

Whipple Stealth, Second Mate

Johnny “Cracker” Wimberly, radioman,     seaman

Coby “Coco” Small (Tar’s nephew), seaman

Charles “Checkers” Stapleton, seaman

Cedric “Whiskers” West, seaman, musician, and tutor

Fletcher “Bo” Greene, seaman

Mokotai “Smokey”, seaman

Jack Robinson “Cheerly” Able, cabin boy, apprentice seaman

A dog—Salty

A parrot—Blarney

A cat—Blind Pew

 

The Ship Wanderlust

 

Length overall 157 Feet.

 

Length at waterline 102 Feet.

 

Beam 26 Feet.

 

Gross Tonnage 179 Tons.

 

Draft unloaded 12 ½ Feet.

 

Sail Rig Two-masted Topsail Schooner with

10,000 square feet of sail area.

 

Built in 1960 in the Netherlands.

 

Accommodations 4 double occupancy guest staterooms usable also for freight storage.

Freight capacity 2 tons, if using staterooms.

 

Crew of 12 including the Captain/owner.

 

              Episode List

 

FIRST VOYAGE—THE CARIBBEAN

The Stowaway

Hired Hand

Attitude Adjustment

Learning the Ropes

A Scout Is…

Crew, Male and Female

Lay Aloft

The West Indies

The Skipper’s Daughter, a Sailor’s Delight

Cabin Boy Caper

View from the Top

Test of Manhood

Blueprint for Paradise Island

The Secret Place

Tattoo, the Seaman’s Mark of Manhood

There Is an Island

The Assassins

Captain Butcher

Nightmare at Noon

Rumbob’s Revenge

Spinning Yarn

JACK’S JOURNAL—THE CARIBBEAN VOYAGE

 

The Stowaway

 

            My name’s Jack!  Jack Robinson Able.  This open water ahead is “my bay”!  Yes, sir!  Technically, it’s a sound, and, of course, I don’t really own it.  Amelia Island, off to starboard there, is “my island”, my adopted homeport.  And for this morning, at least, the Wanderlust is “my boat”!  Actually it belongs to Captain Thor Gunter Narwhal, but I’m at the wheel; it’s my watch.  He’s still down below having his second coffee, and this has become my kind of life!  He trusts me to take his ship out of this harbor without him having to be on deck to give me orders.  Give me a minute while I bring her a little closer on the port tack, and I’ll tell you some about myself.  Aye, there’s our marker.  I talk to myself sometimes, and I talk to my ship.  Sometimes I just smoke this here pipe.  It gives me company, and comfort.  I’ve been smokin’ it now nearly five years—ever since before the old man told me to get out and make a life of my own.  Mom was sick, and Sam didn’t care when I took up smoking.  He didn’t care about anything, except how much money I brought in and how much he could drink.  I hitchhiked my way south to Florida after Mom died.  It’s plain to see a fellow has to work harder up north because of winter weather.  And I don’t care to work harder if I don’t have to.  Not that I mind work.  I’ve learned I’m going to have to work hard for everything I get.  “If you’re going to work for me,” Captain Narwhal said, “then work for me!  I’ll be expecting everything you’ve got, and then some!”  It’s just that there’s enough winter weather right here in northeast Florida to force me to put on a shirt some days, and that’s all of the cold I want.  At least there’s no snow for Jack to shovel in Florida, thank you.

            I like to sit back with my bare feet up, one foot hooked over a spoke of the wheel, just like this.  I smoke my pipe; I enjoy the sun on my back, the wind in my hair; and, I make this great ship go where I want her to go.  This is the life of a sailor like I used to dream about and thought I’d never have.  To be headin’ off on a long cruise, not knowin’ just what might come my way—I love it.  This is adventure!

This here boat’s become my true home, I guess.  I’m lucky, in a way, to be in her crew.  I can’t say that I felt that way at first, but I’ve adapted, fit in you might say, and now I’ve found a kind of home.  For me.  At least for awhile.

            You know, you’ve got to put your self—your blood, as well as your sweat and your tears, into making a thing what it ought to be. The Skipper says it, and I’ve come to think it.  If you don’t, it won’t be really great.  Once you’ve put your blood into a ship, she becomes like a relative.  There’s a kind of bond between man and boat once you’ve done some bleeding a time or two while working her.  And I guess I’ve given her my share of blood, and sweat, and work—and even tears.

            That’s true, I guess, of anything else a man might build that would be worth loving—a country, a home, a wife, or kids, a job.  I suspect it’s even true of God.  God wants us to love Him.  That was my Mom’s understanding; and, He gives us plenty of reason to.  Jesus put His blood into the deal, and we really have to do the same for Him if we’re truly going to love Him.  We have to sweat, and suffer, and bleed.  It’s only then that we really understand what love is all about.  I guess you can tell I take my religion, what I know of it, pretty serious.  The Skipper asked me if I’m a Christian.  I don’t know if I am, but I’ve read the Bible my Mom gave me, and I pray, sometimes.  But I’m getting ahead of myself.

            I was tellin’ about me.  Well, here I am.  I’m

seventeen, going on eighteen.  I stand 5’8” tall; I weigh 147 pounds, and that’s 147 pounds of muscle too!  I was a pretty skinny kid when I left Oklahoma, but I’ve built up.  My hair’s blond, my eyes are blue.  Some think I’m a right decent kind of guy, I guess.  My hair wasn’t always blond.  Sam, the old man, used to make me dye it black and wear it long so he could pass me off as an Indian and make me dance for money.  Sometimes I really hated Sam.  My Mom gave me the Bible and taught me what religion I know before she died.  She was the only one who could calm me down.  She taught me to forgive and forget.  But after she died, I began to fight with the old man more and more.  He’d get drunk with the money I was bringin’ in and beat up on me like he used to do with her.  So when he shouted for me to get out, I took him up on it.  I came to Fernandina Beach on Amelia Island when I was sixteen.  And I got lucky.  I got a job working on one of the shrimp boats, and then I met Captain Narwhal.  He came up behind me one morning and growled, “What’s a boy like you doing out of school?”  I thought for a moment that he must be the town truant officer.  He needed a boy, he said, to help him to finish fitting out Wanderlust.  He offered me money, my food and keep; said he’d see to it that I finished getting a diploma. I didn’t want to take his offer, at first, but Mr. Flowers, the man who had given me the shrimp boat job, said I ought to reconsider, so the next day I moved on board.  This has been my home ever since.  I know every inch of this ship.  The Skipper bought Wanderlust with some lotto winnings a few years ago, but there was a lot of work to be done before she was ready for long, deep-water cruising.  I was allowed to live on board, work for the Skipper, and finish high school too.   I probably won’t ever be able to afford to go to college, ‘cause he sure hasn’t paid me much better than Mr. Flowers was able to, but that’s O.K. ‘cause I’d be satisfied to go right on doing what I’m doing now for the rest of my life.

            Captain Narwhal and me, we get along now.  I’ve come to understand him some; I don’t fear him so much as I did at first.  I still don’t like some of the things he demands, but that’s him.  I’m o.k.  It’s a life, and it could be a whole lot worse.  In two years I’ve been promoted from cabin boy (and mostly slave labor) to cabin boy and ship’s husband.  He’s taught me a lot, and he trusts me now most of the time.  But he scared me the first time I ever laid eyes on him.  I mean, he’s a tough looking, no nonsense, great big man!  With that heavy, black beard, those piercing eyes, and that leather brown tan, he looks pretty scary.  I know I wouldn’t want to take him on in a fight.  He’s strong as an ox!  I have a feeling he could squash me, or any other man, like he’d squash a bug if he’d a mind to.  I’ve gone up against him in arm wrestling, and he’s beaten me every time.  He can take hold of those ratlines yonder and swing his body up to stand out parallel to the deck like a flag.  I’ve seen him do it!  That’s strong!  He’s pretty secretive too, about some things.  I guess that’s understandable.  One thing’s for sure.  You never, but never question his judgment; at least, I don’t.  He was Skipper of Fernandina’s Sea Explorer unit, so he insisted that I get into scouting as another way of him teaching me seamanship and “molding my character,” he said.  I respect him.  I absolutely obey him.  I don’t want one of his “attitude adjustments.”  But I don’t know that I could ever love him like I loved my true father before Sam came along.  I guess I was lucky to have my father, and my Mom, for as long as I did—when I was a boy.

            Now, Narwhal’s daughter, Wendy, is altogether different.  She’s on board as cook again on this voyage.  Wendy has to be the most gorgeous, blond female I’ve ever laid eyes on!  She’s got the body of a Nordic goddess and the white gold, blond hair to match.  She was out on the forward deck sun bathing yesterday, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her.  She knows she’s beautiful too, and enjoys me, or any of the rest of the crew, watchin’ her; as long as we keep our distance.  And I’m polite.  She’s older than I am by two years, been away at FSU studying for a nursing degree, and still thinks of me as just a boy; but, man, she is pretty!  But Wendy is Rance’s girl, and I wouldn’t touch her really. Wendy’s a good cook, too; better than Tar.  She’s the only one besides the Skipper that has her own stateroom.

            That really black man that’s whipping line yonder is Tar.  He’s so black we call him Tar, but his name is Benjamin Small—Benjy or Tar for short.  He says he’s a Bahamian Seminole, whatever that is.  He comes from Andros Island.  I have no idea how old he is, but he’s one terrific sailor.  You have to listen real hard to figure out what he’s talkin’ about most of the time.  But he can be funny, and he knows a lot more than you’d guess. 

“Hey, Benjy!  Stand by.  I’m gonna bring her on to the starboard tack after that next marker!”

            The rest of the crew is made up of Rance, Coby, Bo, Cracker, Stealth, Stapleton, the others; there are ten of us in all.  Mr. Whipple Stealth is the only one I don’t really like; but hey, he maybe doesn’t like me either.  So we give each other plenty of space.  He saved all our lives in the Caribbean, so I guess he’s o.k., but he still gives me the creeps! 

There are three animals on board, assuming we don’t have stowaway rats or fleas.  Salty’s the dog.  Salty’s my true buddy!  Blind Pew is the ship’s cat.  Pew really isn’t blind, but she’s got a patch of black fur around and over her eyes that makes her look like a pirate cat.  And then there’s Blarney.  Blarney is the parrot.  She belongs to Wendy, but I named her.  Her cage is down in the galley.       

            Everybody’s sailed on some tall ships other than this one except Coby and me, I think.  Last summer, we took Wanderlust down in the Caribbean for a first long cruise and we had three fantastic months of adventure that ended in a nightmare!  The Wanderlust is a two-masted topsail schooner, 102’ at the waterline, 26’ in the beam.  She draws 12½ of water.  She can carry a couple of tons of cargo, and extra paying passengers too, if the Skipper wants to take some aboard.  I think we must’ve sailed into every good harbor in the Greater and Lesser Antilles, starting with Bermuda and going south to Dominica.  But the Gulf Stream is where things first really got going.  It was a day very much like this.

            The wind was steady out of the northeast at about 10-15 knots.  I headed Wanderlust out of the St. Mary’s river channel; we passed old Fort Clinch, a brick ruin from before the Civil War, passed the long fishing pier and granite rock jetty that runs nearly half a mile out the south side of the channel from Ft. Clinch State Park.  Cumberland Island’s off the port side.  The Skipper’s beside me that morning, because we are heading straight out to sea toward the Gulf Stream, and he wants to get a feel for it before setting me a course to steer.  Our intent is to cross to the Bahama Islands and then go on down toward Puerto Rico.  That was last year.  This year’s trip will be different, of course.  This time we’re heading to Panama and the Pacific, so we’ll be turning south toward Key West.

            We had just cleared the light tower marker.  That’s when Tar sticks his head out of the foc’sle hatch and starts yelling something back to the Skipper.  He’s gesturing wildly, but we can’t make out what he’s talking about.  Finally, he heaves a sigh, looks resignedly back down inside the hatch, and comes aft to explain.    

             “Cap’n, Suh!  Dey been sto’way, down ‘t hol’ an’ Salty, he be goin’ wil’ wid barkin’!”

            “What?  A stowaway?” the Skipper says.  He’s instantly angry.  “There better not be somebody trying to stow away on my boat.  Keep this course, boy!  Tar, you come with me.  Bring a belaying pin.”

            About the time they reach the forward hatch, all hell breaks loose.  There’s a streak of orange fire comes springin’ out of the hatch right at the Skipper’s head.  He lets out a yell, clawin’ wildly at the thing that’s attacked him and hurling it at Tar.  But Tar spins out of the way just in time to be knocked off his feet by Salty who’s in hot pursuit of what turns out to be a cat, a very big cat.   The cat hits the rigging and goes up it faster than I’d have thought possible. There it is, clinging frantically to the ratlines, yowling and hissing down at Salty, who’s all but taking flight trying to get at the cat and raisin’ a ruckus almighty!  The cat makes a flyin’ leap at the mainsail, penetrates it with the claws of all four paws, and begins tearing its way skyward toward the gaff.  The Skipper is roaring!  “Get that accursed beast off of my main sail!  By the Jove, I’ll drown it.  So help me I will!” It was pretty funny actually.

            Wendy has come out of the after cabin.  “You’ll do no such thing!  That’s my cat, Dad, and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves to have frightened it so.  Shut up, Salty!”

            The Skipper comes back aft and all but shoves me away from the wheel.  I can see he’s in a cold black rage.  There’s blood streaming from a cut above his eye and several other scratches on his face.  Apparently, Wendy hadn’t told him she was bringing along a cat.

“Jack!” he bellows.

            “Sir?” I responded, already at the ratlines.

            “Get up that mast, get that hateful beast down, and give it to the cook!”  He only calls his daughter ‘the cook’ when he’s really mad.  For an instant I thought he was suggesting that she stew the cat for dinner.  “And watch out!  The thing’s got the devil for claws in her!  She’s bewitched!” he yelled to no one in particular.  I started up the ratlines as fast as I could go.  Benjy went up the other side in case the cat tried to cross over.  It took some doin’ to inch my way out on the gaff, take off my sweatshirt, and capture the cat in the shirt while keeping from falling to the deck below.  I brought the cat down as best I could, bagged up in my shirt, and held it out for Wendy to take.  She took my shirt and carried the writhing bundle below.

            “Skipper, you’d better let me take the wheel and get some bandages on those cuts,” I said.  Later that morning, I went below to get some coffee and another shirt.  I found the Skipper sitting at the mess table, his arms folded across his chest, his face a crazy collection of bandages, and Wendy sitting across from him cuddling the cat.  It was an orange cat with black markings, very much like a small tiger.

            “There, there, Daddy’s not going to throw you overboard,” Wendy was cooing.  “Are you, Daddy?

Jack, what do you think we should name her?”

            I looked at the cat carefully for the first time.  She was almost dozing now, although keeping that one eye, the one with the patch of black fur all around it, nervously eyeing me and then the Skipper just in case either of us should move suddenly. 

            “Name her ‘Blind Pew’,” I suggested. 

            “Blind Pew?” the Skipper growled.  “There’s nothing blind about that cat.  Its aim is altogether too good.”

            “Yes, Sir, but look at the black patch over its eye, just like a pirate patch.  It makes her look like Blind Pew, the messenger in Treasure Island who delivered the pirates’ black spot.  You remember.  And Skipper, you look like you’ve been served with the black spot.”

           “I never should have made you go back to school, Jack.  Never!” the Skipper fumed.  “All that reading’s gone to your head.  There’s no good going to come from having a cat, as well as a dog, and a parrot, on board; you mark my words!  I still say, it goes overboard the first opportunity I get my hands on it; if I don’t strangle it first!  And, that’s a standing order for you too, Jack!  You get ahold of that cat, you heave it over the side!”

            “That’s blarney.  That’s blarney.”  The parrot spoke up from its cage hanging in the galley.

            I looked at the cat, Wendy, the Skipper, and decided the stowaway would probably become a permanent member of the crew.  Blind Pew would have to make her own peace with Salty, but in time that would happen too.  There’s some give and take required in the close confines of a schooner, even one as big as Wanderlust.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hired Hand

I had carried the big plastic tub of shrimp into Mr. Flowers’ Seafood Market and set it down behind the freezer display case.  That was the last bucket, and I was glad, because they were becoming heavy, very heavy.

“What’s a boy your age doing out of school?” a voice growled right behind me.  I turned to face a huge bear of a man who was sizing me up with his eyes.

“He’s a good worker, Thor,” Mr. Flowers said from the cash register.  “All of my shrimp boat captains say so, but I don’t really have any place for him to stay.  He’s been sleeping on one of my boats or here in the back of the store.  Jack, this is Captain Thor Gunter Narwhal.  He’s not a shrimper.  He owns a big sailing ship, the Wanderlust."

“You might be just what I’m looking for, boy,” Captain Narwhal growled squinting at me.  “How old are you?”

“Sixteen, Sir,” I said.  I squared my shoulders.  He reached over and picked up a strand of my blond hair that hung nearly to my shoulders, fingered it, and let it go.

“’Sir.’  I like that.  I’m looking for the right lad who knows how to show respect and obey orders, one who really wants to know sailing and ships, inside and out.  One who’s honest, hard working, smart.  I’ll pay you twice what Mr. Flowers is paying you, plus room and board on my ship if you go to work for me.  You’d start as ship’s cabin boy and work your way up.  Can you swim?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“You’d have to be willing to go back to school here in Fernandina, and finish getting your high school diploma.  I’ll have no stupid, uneducated kids on my crew.  And you’d have to get a haircut.  Are you the right boy for the job?”

“I…I’m not sure, Sir,” I hesitated.

That was my introduction to the Skipper.  The next day Mr. Flowers had me convinced I should give Narwhal a try, and he drove me out to the yacht marina by the bridge.  I found myself asking Captain Narwhal for permission to come on board his ship.  And it was big!

“No!  Not ‘til you take off your shoes!” he yelled.  “Put ‘em in that box there on the dock.”

“Can I come on board now?” I asked, showing him my bare feet.

“May I!” he yelled back.  “It’s may I, not can I.”

“Well then, Sir, may I come on board your ship?  I’ve taken off my shoes.”

“I like that!” Narwhal boomed.  “Come aboard.”

“Liked what, Sir?” I asked, having made a quick response to his order.

“That you asked permission,” Narwhal replied.  “Not all boys would do that, but it’s proper!  Always ask, ‘permission to come aboard, Sir’ before you climb on anybody else’s boat.  And when you’re on my deck I want you barefooted.  Understand?  Well, how do you like her?  This ship is my pride and joy.  She’s cost me a lot of money, and I don’t want my deck scuffed up or dirtied.

In fact, I want this ship made and kept spotless!  Come

below, and we’ll find you a berth, and then we’re going to have to get you a bath.  You stink, boy.  Don’t tell me that’s all the gear you have?” he asked, indicating my backpack.

“Yes, Sir.  It is,” I said.  I noticed he himself was wearing boat sneakers.

“Well, then, we may just have to fit you out with all new duds too,” he grinned a tentative smile with his face screwed up like I smelled pretty bad.  But I truly believed he was glad I had decided to take him up on his offer as we shook hands.  He put his arm around my shoulder as we headed for the hatch and gripped it hard.  It was the first time anyone had shown me any friendly affection in a long time, and I found myself warming to him a little, if you can warm to a grizzly bear.  I still didn’t like the idea of having to go back to school, and something about him still made me edgy.

            When we got below to the mess table he told me, “Spill all the contents of that backpack out here on the table, boy, and everything you’ve got in your pockets.  I want to see what you’re bringing aboard.” I was surprised by the order, but I did as he had told me.  I had nothing to hide.  “Is that small Bible, the pipe, tobacco, and matches the only personal property you own besides your clothes?” he asked.

“Yes, Sir.  My Mom gave the Bible to me.”

“Well, you can keep that.  And you can keep your pipe, but you may not smoke it below decks!  If I catch you smoking below decks you won’t have it anymore.  But you can smoke anytime you’re topside.  You shouldn’t smoke at all, but since you’re already probably addicted you may when you’re not on duty—on your own time, not on my time.  I see we are, indeed, going to have to get you new clothes.  Do you have any money?”

“Just what Mr. Flowers paid me,” I said.

He took it from me, counted it, and stuck it in his shirt pocket, looking at me all the while to see if I’d object.

  The berth he showed me to was forward in the crew’s quarters.  “You can stow your stuff in that locker,” he said.  “You’ll sleep up here.  The black man you saw cleaning up back in the galley goes by the name of Tar.  He sleeps in the berth beneath you.  As you can see, there’s room for eight more crew that I’ll hire before we take Wanderlust on a long cruise, but for now you two are messmates and you’ll share this cabin.  Lord, you do stink!  The head’s over here.  You get a bath right now.  Wash with soap!  And I mean get clean!  I’ll get you something that doesn’t stink to put on.  We’re gonna burn all your old clothes.”

            “Yes, Sir,” I grinned.  I guess he wasn’t all that fond of shrimp and sweat and grime.

            He showed me how to operate the head and gave me a towel and a clean, old pair of dungarees to put on.

Later, we sat down over a cup of coffee at the mess table.  I was wearing just the pair of clean jeans.  He said I now owned them but that I’d have to earn them, and that he’d get some other things for me to wear later in the day.

“There are a few things I want clearly understood,” the Skipper began, getting serious and lighting up a pipe of his own, below decks I noticed.  “When I shake a man’s hand, it’s a contract.  I expect you to obey orders, and I expect you to give me honest, hard work for your keep.  There will be no shirking your duty on this ship.  If you’re going to work for me, then work for me!  I’ll expect everything you’ve got, and then some!  I’m a hard master, but I’ll treat you fair.  I can’t stand a liar, a cheat, or a thief!  You want to find yourself off this boat, just let me catch you being dishonest.  And I want things clean and neat at all times—shipshape.  ‘A place for everything and everything in its place’ is my motto.  Clear?”

            “Yes, Sir.”

            “You look like you’re a strong, healthy enough kid, though a little on the undernourished side.  In a few days we’ll add some pounds of muscle to your frame.  I’ll take you tomorrow to get you registered back in high school after we get you some clothing and other stuff.  You’ll work for me after school and on weekends.  I expect you to make decent grades; not necessarily A’s, but I expect you to do your best.  You’ll live aboard here and be a regular part of my crew, helping to get this ship ready to go to sea for a long time.  Come summer, if you prove out, you’ll be able to go on my first long cruise down into the Caribbean.  How does that sound?”

            “Yes, Sir!” I said, excited.

            “I’ll keep a careful account of whatever you earn.  If you really need money for school or anything, you can come to me and draw what you need.  The rest of it will stay saved up for you.  Is that acceptable?”

            “Yes, Sir,” I nodded my agreement.

            “We’ve got a contract, then,” the Skipper said and shook hands with me again.  His grip was like steel. 

            “But, Sir, do I have to go back to school?”

            “It’s the law,” he said, pointing his pipe at me.  “You’re a runaway.  Technically you should have been turned in to the juvenile authorities, but Mr. Flowers thought I might as well adopt you.  We’ll try it for a year or so, and if it works out I might even make it a legal adoption.  Now let’s put you to work.  I want all the bright work on this ship polished until it blinds me to look at it.  Tar here will give you some polish and some rags and you can get at it.”

            “Sir, there’s one thing you should understand,” I said.  “I’ve never sailed on a sailboat before and I was never very good in school, whenever I was in one.  I don’t know the first thing about sailing.  The only time I’ve been out in the ocean has been on one of Mr. Flowers’ shrimp boats.”

            Captain Narwhal smiled a knowing, almost sly smile.  “This is not a sailboat, boy.  It’s a ship; a tops’l schooner. I’m going to teach you everything, boy,” he said.  “I’ll make a first class sailor out of you if you put your heart into it and do as you’re told.  And I’ll make a man out of you in the deal.  One other thing: I captain the Sea Explorer unit here on this island, and I expect you to join and be a part of what we do.  You’ll meet some decent boys as friends, and it’ll be one more way you’ll be learning the ropes.  We meet here in the marina boathouse on Wednesday nights.  But I better not catch you smoking that pipe of yours at scout meetings.”

            Thus began my association with the Skipper that has lasted now for more than two and a half years.  I spent the rest of the day polishing brass and getting sunburned.  And I was surprised to learn how much brass there is on a ship the size of Wanderlust.  The ship’s bell, trim on the ship’s wheel, compass binnacle, chimney on the small stove in the main salon, even name plates on stateroom doors, fog horn, the Skipper’s sextant, and even his bosun’s pipe; all and more needed a good shining.  From time to time the Skipper would come by and inspect my work, saying nothing, but letting me know with a tap of his pipe if there were some spot he could see that needed more attention.  He left about noon, and Tar brought me some lunch out on the after deck.  I tried to talk to Tar to learn more about the Skipper, but his Pidgin English was so broken that I didn’t learn much.  It was a real struggle to understand what he was saying, but he made up for it with a big, white toothed smile in that all black face of his.  He seemed to be enjoying some private joke all the time.

The Skipper returned later in the afternoon, and when I went below there were several packages waiting for me on my berth; clothes, school supplies, even a pouch of tobacco like I’d been smoking.  I could hardly believe my good fortune.  I put everything away carefully in my locker and cleaned up for supper.  I had gotten pretty sunburned during the day, and a soft, clean white T-shirt felt good on my shoulders after another shower. 

            The Skipper was just lighting his pipe when I came into the mess room.  “Did everything fit you o.k.?” he asked.

            “Yes, Sir.  I think so; and thanks.  Thank you very much.  I didn’t try everything on, but thanks again.”

            “You did a pretty good job today,” the Skipper said.  “I figure in about two to three weeks you’ll have earned back the additional I spent on you today.”  He winked at Tar, who was ladling out big steaming bowls of fish chowder.  “You got some sun, too, I can see.  I want you to wear those shorts I got you while you’re working here on the boat after school.  We’ll get a really good tan on that miserable body of yours.  You’ll need it later.  Do you arm wrestle?  I’ll arm wrestle you for that bowl of chowder there.  Winner takes all.”

            “No, Sir!” I said, putting a protective arm around the bowl Tar had set before me and grabbing up my spoon.  We all chuckled and went to eating. 

           “It’s o.k. to use all the fresh water you want in washing up, Jack,” the Skipper said, “while we’re tied up here at the marina.  But when we’re out at sea it’s a different matter.  Then fresh water’s strictly rationed, understood?  Water is the most important thing for your survival, did you know that?”

            “I hadn’t really thought about it, Sir.”

            “Well, it is.  More important than food.  You can go a long time without food, but about three days is max without water.  What do you think are the absolute essentials for survival?”  He waited for an answer.

            “Well, water, I guess…sure.  But food’s pretty important too!”

            “What else would you have to have to survive indefinitely in a hostile or wild environment?” he asked.

            “Clothing,” I said.  “Without clothes you could get pretty sunburned in a hurry.  And knowledge and skills; you need those.”

            “Without clothes you could get blistered in all the wrong places and eaten alive by insects,” the Skipper added.  “Your worst enemy in a hostile land environment, besides man, is insects, not snakes or wild animals.  What else?”

            “Shelter?” I suggested.

            “That’s right.  Shelter, and some way of keeping warm.  Learning to make fire was pretty important to primitive men.  What else?”

            “Well,..I don’t know, Sir.  You could need a doctor if you got sick.”

            “Right again.  Some kind of medical care or first aid is essential.  Your health and fitness is essential.  It’s important to know what’s essential.  You get what I mean?”

            In this way the Skipper began to instruct me, and I learned he was a pretty savvy teacher.

            “Now, I want to know everything about you,” he said.  “So tell me all about yourself, where you were born, about your parents.  Start at the beginning and tell me everything about yourself.”

            We talked late into the night before the Skipper let me get some rest.  I guess I answered all his questions o.k.  Some of ‘em seemed pretty strange to me at the time, but I guess there wasn’t much he didn’t know about me after that, or so I thought then.

 

Attitude Adjustment

            I don’t want to give you the impression the Skipper and I got on famously from the beginning.  There were some rough spots.  The Skipper is a hard man, strong on discipline and obedience (I believe the word might even be martinet), and I’ve already said how scary he looks, how physically awesome he is.  He has his flaws, too, and one of them is occasionally getting drunk.  When he got drunk, which wasn’t very often (and has been less so recently) he got mean.  I ran away from Sam after he kept getting drunk and beating up on me, and I nearly left the Skipper for the same reason.

He had been working Tar and me both pretty hard for several days.  I was back in school and trying to get back into the habit of study.  Math was giving me a lot of trouble because I had a lot of catching up to do.  Every afternoon I’d come directly to the ship as soon as school was out, put on my khaki shorts, and lay to on my chores.  He always had a list of things he wanted done waiting for me on the ship’s bulletin board.  He was working on the boat himself everyday; Tar, who had been working during the day, would be fixing supper, our main meal; and I worked at whatever the Skipper wanted done until it was after dark.  Then we’d eat. I’d get to smoke my pipe on deck for a few short minutes, and then go below to hit the books.  The only time we “took off” was on Wednesday evenings for Sea Explorer Ship meetings.  That’s where I first met Rance, our First Mate.  Sometimes the Skipper would be reading in the main salon.  Sometimes I would bother him with a question about my math because the Skipper is good at math.  But he took to drinking a rum and lime juice mixture after supper, and I don’t think he realized how much it was affecting him.  He called it grog.  He seemed to be bothered about something a lot of the time, about being pressed for time to get everything done before his daughter was due to come home from college maybe.  He didn’t like anything that cost him time or held him back.  And he didn’t like anything that wasn’t neat, clean, tidy, and in place.

One evening I went into the main salon with a question, and he exploded!  He threw the magazine he had been reading into a corner and jumped to his feet.

            “Boy!  Don’t bother me with that stuff now!  Read the  instructions in the textbook.  That’s what you should’ve done last night!”  I had never seen the Skipper that angry before and never at me for what seemed to be no reason.  He’s pretty awesome when he’s angry.

            “Yes, Sir!  Sorry, Sir!” and I ducked out to the mess table.  In a few minutes, I heard him roaring from topside.

            “Jack, get your butt up here NOW!”

            I went up the ladder, my stomach already in knots, as fast as I could.  The Skipper was cussing just like Sam used to do when he got drunk and beat me.  I was worried and scared.

            “You think you can do what you please!  Don’t you?  You think you can do anything and I’ll just overlook it!”  I was amazed at his sudden anger.

            “No, Sir!” I said, trying to remain calm.  “What’s wrong, Sir?  What’ve I done?”

            “Into my cabin, NOW!” the Skipper commanded.  I had seldom set foot in the Captain’s quarters, and only when ordered in, and I glanced back over my shoulder with great fear at the black expression on his face.  When we got inside, he slammed the door shut, grabbed me by my shoulder, and spun me back against the bulkhead.  One hand was pressing my throat back so that I was pinned and nearly choking.  He put his face right up into mine, and I could smell the rum on his breath.

            “What you need is an attitude adjustment, boy!  And I’m just the man to give it to you!  Take from me, will you, you ungrateful little scamp!”

            He let go of my throat and shoved me hard into the room.

            “Get ‘em off!  Get ‘em off!  Get those shorts off now!  Butt naked, that’s the way you’re gonna get it!”

            I spun around now, realizing the need to defend myself.  “Please, Skipper!  If you’ll just tell me what I’ve…”

            “By Jove, when I give you an order I mean to be obeyed!  I said ‘strip’ and I mean for you to strip!  I’m gonna blister your butt, boy!”  He was beginning to take off the wide belt he always wore.

            “Skipper, I’ll take a beating if I’ve done something wrong!” I yelled.  “But I didn’t take anything.  Just please tell me what I’ve done!”

            “Get ‘em off, NOW!” he roared again, swinging the belt around over his head. 

            I shoved my shorts down around my ankles and nearly tripped getting out of them.

            “Some boys learn their lessons, and some boys have to be taught their lessons!  I’m gonna teach you a lesson you won’t forget!  Turn around!” 

            I didn’t yet know what I’d done wrong, but I wasn’t about to disobey, even if it did cost me a whipping.  Looking back, I saw the belt upraised in his hand as I turned away, and at that moment the cabin door banged open and Tar rushed in.

            “No, Suh!  No!” he cried out.  “Dat boy…dat Jack…him…no…no takin’…” he gulped.  “Him no takin!  See?  See?”  He held up a bottle of rum.  The Skipper’s eyes were wide and he swayed a little, but he lowered his belt.  “Ole Tar put’em way!” Benjy said quietly.  He looked from the Skipper to me, and then back again.

            The Skipper grabbed the bottle out of Tar’s hand and growled, “Get out, both of you!  Take your shorts and get out!”  That night I lay in my bunk and wept.  When Tar came in I thanked him for saving my butt, but I went to sleep arguing with myself about whether I’d be staying on with the Skipper.  I’d taken enough beatings from Sam and I sure didn’t want one from the Skipper.

            It was two days before the Skipper spoke a word to me again.  First he stayed in his cabin.  Late the following day he went out and hired Rance.  Rance lived in Fernandina, but had been out of school a year and was glad to get a job working on Wanderlust.  The neat thing about Rance is that he has no fear of heights.  He was absolutely happy climbing the masts to do the rigging work the Skipper wanted done, and I was glad he was doing that because I was not really sure of myself aloft back then.

            Finally, the next evening, the Skipper came in and sat down at the mess table.  Rance had gone home for the day, and Tar was serving up supper.  The Skipper looked over at me and said, “I’ll throw all my rum over the side if you can beat me arm wrestling.”  I glanced over at Tar and then grinned tentatively.

            I tried.  I really tried.  But the Skipper has an arm like an oak tree.  He’d let me almost push him over and then he’d turn it on and push me slowly back.  I grimaced and gritted my teeth and groaned, but I couldn’t budge him.  I quickly realized he was playing with me when he got that slow, sly grin on his face.  Then he slammed my knuckles into the tabletop.  I gave a yelp of submission.

            “You’re getting stronger,” he said.  “One of these days I may share some grog with you.”

            “Thanks, but no thanks, Skipper,” I said.  “That stuff makes you mean.”  After supper he offered to help me with my geometry.

 

 

 

 

Learning the Ropes

            “Get up!”  It was the Skipper’s voice and it was the Skipper’s rough, big hand shaking me awake.

            I looked out the porthole and could see it was still dark outside.  “Sir, please, I need some sleep!” I complained.

            “Get up now!” he ordered.  “And be quick about it.  Put your new shorts on, and then come topside.”

            I stumbled sleepily into my shorts and staggered toward the galley.  The ship’s clock was chiming out the time, but ship’s bell time was meaningless to me.  I glared at it.  It said five o’clock.  Tar was making breakfast in the galley.  He already had coffee going.

            “Cap’n want coffee, boy want sleep,” he chuckled.

            I yawned.  “Is it really five A.M.?” I asked.

            About that time the Skipper’s voice boomed from above, “Jack, get up here now!”

            I scrambled up the ladder at the end of the companionway.  When I got out on deck it was still dark.  The lights of Fernandina and the stars were all I could see at first.  The Skipper was waiting for me dressed in sweat shirt and pants.

            “It’s time to start turning you from a boy into a man,” he said.  “Do you know how to do jumping jacks, ..Jack?” he asked.

            “Yes, Sir, I think so,” I said.  It was five o’clock in the morning.  The sun hadn’t even come up yet.  We had talked until nearly midnight that first night I came aboard, and he wanted me out on deck in the cold air doing jumping jacks!

            “Good!” he said.  “Do ten of ‘em!”

            Reluctantly I did ten jumping jacks.

            “Do ten more,” he said.

            “Aw, Skipper!” I cried.  “Gimme a break!”

            “Don’t you ever, ever, do that again!” he said.  “Don’t you complain about an order from me.  Just do it!  Whether it makes sense or not, whether you like it or not, just do it!  Now stop your whimpering.  A scout is physically fit, mentally awake, and morally straight, and you are going to be physically fit!  So get your butt in motion.”

            I sighed and started in doing another ten jumping jacks.  For the next half-hour the Skipper put me through a rigorous exercise program right there on deck before the sun came up.  Of course, he was doing exercises too since he did everything he made me do.  I began to see how he stayed so strong.  He could out work me any time at any thing.  It wasn’t long before I quit chilling and started sweating instead.  Finally he stopped, and not even breathing hard while I caught my breath he asked, “Can you climb a rope?”

            “I don’t know,” I panted.  “I think so.”  The sweat was streaming down my body.

            “Do you know how many ropes there are on a ship like this?”

            “A lot of ‘em,” I said, looking around.  It occurred to me that I was going to have to learn every one of the seeming hundreds that ran from the deck toward the tops of the masts so far above.

            “There are seven,” he said with a sly grin.

            “Seven!” I protested.

            “That’s right; only seven.  The rest are called lines, sheets, or hauls and yes, you’re gonna be learning every one of ‘em.  It’s a trick question, but one every sailor should know.  The seven ropes on a sailing ship are the foot rope, bolt rope, man rope, mast rope, wheel rope, buoy rope, and yard rope.  All of the lines, as opposed to ropes, are divided into running rigging and standing rigging.  Running rigging moves.  It raises and lowers sails, for instance.  Standing rigging is fixed in place to hold the masts in place and keep them secure.  Come over here.  This one’s called the fore stay.  Climb this one,” he said.

            I did my best to pull myself up the cable that he insisted should be called a line or a stay.  But I only got a few feet up off the deck before I came sliding back down, my hands slippery with sweat but taking a blistering from the rope burn.

            “If you’re going to be any good to me, you’re gonna have to get over any fear of heights,” he said, “and you’re gonna have to develop the strength to climb like this.”

            To my amazement he went up that fore stay, hand over hand, not even using his feet or legs, until he reached the first platform on the mast and then came sliding down even faster in an easy glide to the deck.  He grinned like a big gorilla that had come down out of the trees for a banana.

            “In a few weeks, you’ll be doing that,” he said.  “Right now it’s time for you to get a shower, put on some clean clothes, eat a quick breakfast, and go be registered in school.  After school, you will get a haircut.”

            Thus started my second day on the job, and a routine began that continues to this day.  Every morning at five it’s rise and shine to do physical training.  I’m still working on being as good in the rigging aloft as he is.  For awhile fear of heights was a problem for me, but Rance got me over that when he hired on to be First Mate.

            “It’s time you started talking like a sailor,” the Skipper said over his second coffee that morning.  “Do you know what a bathroom on board a ship is called?”

            “I think you called it a ‘head’ Sir,” I replied.

            “That’s right.  It’s called a head because there were no facilities on old squared riggers.  The wind blew from the rear, so sailors went to the head or front of the ship to take care of their business.  If you’re gonna go over the rail, always do it down wind.”

            “Well, how did they…” I began.

            “In chamber pots or from the netting out on the bowsprit,” the Skipper replied.  That’s really letting it all hang out, but you get to look at the figurehead while you do it.  I don’t want to catch you spending a lot of time out on the bowsprit ogling the figurehead, Jack.”

            Of course the Wanderlust did have a rather half-clad mermaid for a figurehead, so I didn’t know just how serious the Skipper was being, but Tar was enjoying the conversation.

            “What’s this?” the Skipper asked while banging on the wall.”  I didn’t speak right up, so he answered his own question.  “It’s called a bulkhead.  Doors are called hatches.  All right, you young ‘son of a gun’, it’s time to go get you some academic schooling.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

           

A Scout is…     

            “Say ‘em again,” the Skipper ordered.

            “A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful…” I began.  “Sir, I’m really tired.  I could memorize these a lot better tomorrow.  Besides, you’re hurting me.”

            The Skipper was massaging oil into my sunburned shoulders and back.  Every time I named off one of the scout laws, he’d put a grip on one of my muscles.  It was almost all I could do to keep from crying out.  I would arch my back to get away from him, but his iron grip on my shoulder wouldn’t let me go.

            “Tonight,” he said quietly.  “You will learn them tonight.  And no more messing around.  We have a ship meeting again tomorrow evening, and I expect you to be ready!”

            “Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful, obedient, brave…”

            “Obedient, then cheerful, thrifty,” he corrected.  “Then brave, clean, and reverent.  What does it mean to be obedient?”

            “It means doing whatever I’m ordered or expected to do,” I looked up at him somewhat puzzled by his question.

            “Discipline, Jack.  Self discipline.  It’s making yourself do things you may not want to do—chores, homework, your job, manners and respect, physical fitness training, saving money, brushing your teeth, cleaning up after yourself…forcing yourself aloft in a storm.  You develop self-discipline so you can do a man’s job when a man is needed. Tough discipline is extremely important on board ship.  I’m the master of this ship.  I have the responsibility for the lives of anyone and everyone aboard and the safety of the ship.  There can only be one master.  I’m your master and my word is law, you understand?  To disobey me is mutiny.”

            “The one scout law I’m not sure about is reverent,” I said.  “What does that mean, a scout is reverent?”

            “How should I know?  To some folks it means going to church, I guess.  I’m not much on religion.  It’s not my bag,” the Skipper responded.  He gave me a slap in the middle of my back.

            “Ow!” I cried and sprang off the capstan I’d been sitting on.  “Skipper! That really hurt!”  I tried to laugh it off, but I was twisting in a kind of painful dance on deck.  He grinned.

            “You’ll be fine in the morning,” he said.  “Pain will make you think, thought will make you wise, and wisdom, my boy, will make your life endurable!”

            “What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked.

            “It means tomorrow remember to put on a shirt after you get enough sun.  Your skin may peal off some, but in time you’ll get a really deep tan, and you’ll be a whole lot more useful to me with a good tan when we get close to the equator.  One more time now.  A scout is…”

            “A scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful, no… obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent.  I think reverent might mean

forgiving.  Jesus forgave people, and I’m going to try to forgive your giving me that slap,” I said.

            “Hit the rack, Jack, and keep on reading your Bible.  You’re a good kid, but that’s enough reverence for this ship.  And one more thing.  My daughter, Wendy, will be coming home from college in a few days.  You remember to be courteous to her.  I expect you to be polite toward her at all times.  You understand?”

            “Yes, Sir.  Good night, Skipper.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crew, Male and Female

            “That’s Rance Besterman,” Captain Narwhal said.  “Get to know him well.  He can teach you everything you need to know to be a Sea Explorer and a whole lot more.  The other boy in uniform is Dave Woodard.”

            The two young men the Skipper was pointing out to me were standing beside an overturned rowboat that had been stripped of most of its old paint and barnacles.  It was set up on four by fours in the parking lot behind the boathouse.  One of the two was dressed in a complete white

Sea Explorer uniform, even down to his spit shined shoes;

the other was wearing nothing but a deep red bikini that left nothing to the imagination as to what was underneath.  He had short black hair, a deep tan, and the most physically fit body I had ever seen.  It was the body of a swimmer, long in the back, narrow hipped, broad shouldered, with an abdomen of bunched muscles.  He was scraping at the rowboat with a sharp paint tool when I walked up and introduced myself.

            “Do you like to scrape paint, Jack?” Rance asked.  “I could get this job done a whole lot faster if I could get some help around here.”  He looked pointedly at Dave. 

            “I can’t get that mess on my uniform,” Dave protested.

He dodged the scrapings Rance flicked at him.

 “You’ve been scraping on that thing for three weeks off and on.  When are you gonna get it finished?  Besides, you just use it as an excuse to show off your perfect physique.”

            Rance handed me the paint scraper and did a quick flip on to a handstand.  Then he walked off across the parking area on his hands, his feet dangling unsteadily in the air.  “If you’ve got it you should flaunt it!” he called back happily.  He dropped back down to his bare feet and stood up.  Turning around, he smiled a big grin.  Dave snorted. 

“You know what I dreamed about last night?” Rance asked, walking up and giving me a backhanded slap in my chest.  He smiled broadly at Dave and me, his head at a jaunty angle.  “I dreamed about girls!  What else?  Then I woke up.”  He laughed heartily.  He turned to me.  “Girls really love my body,” he added.  “When we’ve finished scraping down this boat, we’re gonna paint her. Then we’ll use her as one of our Sea Explorer boats to go sailing over to Cumberland Island.  Back in a minute.”  He trotted toward the boathouse and when he reappeared a few minutes later, he too was dressed in his Sea Explorer uniform.  David Woodard outranked Rance.  He was the only Quartermaster the ship had, which was an impressive rank about the equivalent to an Eagle Scout.  Rance was a Bosun’s Mate, but I soon learned that Rance knew more about ships and sailing than Dave would ever know.  It was Rance who drilled the unit of boys that comprised the Sea Explorer ship, and it became apparent that the Skipper relied on Rance for most anything he wanted done right.  It did not surprise me that he hired Rance to become the First Mate on Wanderlust when he started to build the crew that was needed for the first long voyage.

            “You!  The one out of uniform, the new kid, what’s your name?  Jack!  It’s your left foot, Jack.  Start with your left foot.  And when you’re doing an about face, do it cleanly like this.”  Rance was drilling us, and I was doing the best I could to learn to drill and march correctly with the rest of the Sea Explorers that made up the Skipper’s unit.

            “I can’t help it!  I’ve never had to march before,” I was complaining.

            “Quiet in ranks!” Rance ordered.  “The next time you mess up I’m sending you to find Charley Noble.  He’ll teach you to march.”  There was a general ripple of laughter that went through the entire group of scouts.  It wasn’t long before I messed up again.

            “You, Jack!  Fall out and go find Charley Noble,” Rance commanded.

            “Where will he be?” I asked.

            “Inside.  They’ll tell you inside.”

            I trotted off toward the boathouse and began to inquire for Charley Noble.  Everyone I asked told me to go ask someone else.  All the adult leaders of the unit who were working or talking with one another seemed to be too busy to be bothered by my question.  Finally, I asked Mr. Flowers.

            “I believe I saw him headed toward Captain Narwhal’s ship,” Mr. Flowers said.  “Go see if you can find him there.”

            I was a bit frustrated by being passed from person to person, but I dutifully headed off toward the Wanderlust.  Tar was out on the forward deck enjoying the evening cool when I approached.

            “Tar, has Charley Noble come on board?”

            “You done cleaned it!”  Tar said.  “Ain’t nobody here but me.”

            I turned back toward the boathouse with the suspicion that I was the target of a practical joke.  When I entered the boathouse, all of the Sea Explorers had already taken their places for the meeting to begin, and everyone broke into a gale of laughter.

            “Charley Noble is the stove pipe in the galley,” the Skipper explained.  “Welcome aboard!”

            All the scouts gathered happily about me, laughing and clapping me on my back.

            “Next time I’ll put you on watch for the mail buoy,” Rance laughed.

            With that initiation I discovered that being a Sea Explorer was going to be fun, especially when later in the meeting Rance and another boy gave an awesome demonstration of some karate skills they’d learned.

            “I’m not gonna get you a Sea Scout uniform,” the Skipper said, “because there’s no point in it.  In a few short months we’ll be taking off for the Caribbean, and in the mean time what you’re wearing will do just fine.”

            We were returning to Wanderlust from that first meeting I’d been to, when there was a shriek of feminine joy from the forward deck.  “Daddy!”  That was the first moment I laid eyes on Wendy Narwhal.  It was in the moonlight, and she was beautiful.  The Skipper was delighted to find that his daughter had returned from college.

            “Daddy, I’ve brought a guest to be a permanent crew

member on the ship,” Wendy said after giving her father a big hug.  “I bought it with the last money you sent me.  Who’s this?” she asked looking at me.

            “This is Jack, Jack Able,” the Skipper said.  “He’s going to be our cabin boy.  What do you mean ‘I bought it’?”

            “It’s a parrot, Daddy!” Wendy laughed.  “Actually a macaw, I think, and it’s gorgeous!  Come see.  It’s down in the galley.  Hello Jack Able.”  She extended her hand and I shook it.  I felt like I was shaking the hand of a movie star.  Wendy obviously felt quite at home on Wanderlust already.  She had arrived during the Sea Explorer meeting.  Tar had shown her the ship, and she had already made herself comfortable in the stateroom next to her father’s.  After all, the Skipper was her dad, and she would be going along as a member of the crew whenever we finished getting Wanderlust ready for the voyage.  When we came into the mess room, there was a large parrot tethered to its cage but walking around on the mess table.  I tried to go over and pet it, but it snapped at me with its beak and gave my finger a nasty cut.  “You’re a pretty boy!” it screamed.  “You’re a pretty boy!”

            “Now that’s blarney,” I said, half angry at the vicious bird and half amused.  I was nursing my cut finger by sucking on it and glaring at Wendy’s bird.

            “Jack, that’s it!  Blarney.  You’ve just given me a name for it.  His name is Blarney.  That’ll excuse anything he says.”

            Since then I’ve learned that if you’re a stranger, you don’t try to pet a strange bird.  Over time we’ve introduced the parrot to people so many times as ‘that’s Blarney’ that I really believe the bird knows that is its name.  It turns out the parrot wasn’t a pretty boy at all, but it is pretty.  It was also obvious that Wendy and her dad had a lot of catching up to do, so I excused myself and went to bed.  Tar was already fast asleep in the bottom berth when I turned in.

            “I’m not replacing you,” the Skipper was saying to Tar the next morning.  “I need you for so much else.  But I do enjoy my daughter’s cooking.  I need all your talents as carpenter, sail-maker, and mechanic and engineer.

Jack will be mess in addition to cabin boy.  Maybe you can help Jack here keep Charley Noble nice and shiny for her.”

            “I’m not sure I wanna be ‘mess’,” I said, grinning tentatively.

            “It means you’ll be helping Wendy by serving the meals,” the Skipper said.  That prospect sounded much more enjoyable than finding Charlie Noble or giving it a polishing, so I guess I got a promotion at the same time Tar did.

            Rance Besterman wasn’t the only one who dreamed about girls.  I began to dream about Wendy myself.  That could be embarassing in the close confines of the crew’s quarters in the focs’le.  One evening I had turned in early after a really tiring day.

            “Wake up, Jack!  You’re keeping the rest of us from getting any sleep!” Rance grinned into my staring eyes.  Quickly I rolled over, hoping the sheet rolled with me, while a burst of laughter filled the foc’sle.  I was glad I was wearing my underwear.  Some of the other crew the Skipper had just hired were playing cards, but the rest had turned in too after working on final preparations for the voyage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lay Aloft!

            “Come on, little brother, you can do this!” Rance said reassuringly.  “I’m right behind you.  Just don’t look down.  In time you’ll get used to it.”

            Nothing bothered Rance, probably because he’d been a high diver as well as a swimmer in school.  Like the Skipper he could scramble almost effortlessly around in the rigging, like a spider monkey swinging from line to line and doing daredevil tricks no person in their right mind would do.  He loved it—being aloft—and he was determined to get me to that same level of confidence.  I, on the other hand, was still shaky in the knees whenever I climbed aloft.  My hands had begun to develop thick callouses.  And I knew that one day soon I’d be able to slide down a line like Rance and the Skipper did, but I still did not have the strength to confidently give one hand to the ship while I kept one for myself.  The idea of having to go aloft in a strong storm to take in sail or loosen a fouled line still terrified me. 

            The Skipper had enough crew put together to take the Wanderlust up off the coast of Cumberland Island for a little celebrating of Wendy’s homecoming.  Rance Brewster Besterman had been officially signed on to be First Mate.  Rance was 19, young for the job, but the Skipper trusted his seamanship absolutely.  So Rance had moved on board and occupied another berth in the foc’sle.

He had taken me on as his personal project because the Skipper asked him to, I found out later.

            I inched my way slowly out along the foot rope of the tops’l yardarm, clinging to the spar and sail with both arms while Rance playfully made the foot rope go back and forth.

He was coming out behind me with the dexterity of a tight-rope walker, hardly needing to hold on with either hand.

            “I’m not going to let you go back down until you’ve done this,” he said happily.  He was between the mast and me, so I didn’t see any way of getting out of what he had just proposed.  I looked down at the clear blue water alongside Wanderlust between where she was anchored and the beach of Cumberland Island.  It was plenty deep enough, probably twenty or thirty feet deep, and clear enough so that I could see the rippled sandy bottom.  In the distance I could hear the boom of the waves along the shore.  I looked back at Rance.

            “I really don’t want to do this,” I said fearfully.

            “There’s nothing to it, little brother,” he said.  “Once you’ve done it, it’ll be ‘easy as pie’.  Everything will be easier.”  He swung one leg over the yardarm, mounted the spar, and sat there astride it like he was riding a horse.  Wanderlust rose and fell quite gently as each swell passed under her on its way to the shore.  He grinned a big happy grin.  “I’m not going to let you get past me.  You’re gonna have to jump.”

            I looked down again at what seemed a tremendous way to fall.  I knew that, yes, I probably could spring far enough out that there would be no danger of crashing on to the deck.  Rance had done it many times.  But I also knew that even if I did hurl myself into space, it would still be a long way to the water below—moments in which I could kiss my life goodbye if I belly flopped.  Rance always made it look so easy, diving off from up here.  I took a deep breath and tried to relax.

            “You don’t want Wendy to think you’re a coward, do you?” Rance asked.  “I’ll go first,” he said, “just to prove there’s nothing to it.”

            Putting one foot up on to the yardarm he stood up, balancing on that narrow spar and stepped easily over my hands to the end of the yard.  Without hesitation he bent his knees slightly and then swan dived right out into space and down into the water below.  It was a beautiful dive causing hardly a splash as he entered the water.  In a moment his head cleared the surface and he cheered for himself.  Wendy, too, gave a cheer of admiration from where she was sunbathing on the after deck.  “You’re next, Jack!” she called up to me pleasantly.

            “Come on, little brother!” Rance yelled.  “No backing out now!  I’ll race you to the beach!”

            Certain absolutely that I was about to do the most foolhardy thing I had ever done in my life, I moved as close to the end of the spar as the foot rope would let me.  I had seen Rance jump from here many times. 

            “Oh, Lord, help me and forgive poor Jack for anything I’ve done wrong,” I prayed out loud but to myself.  I crouched down into a tight ball and sprang outward with all my strength, twisting in mid air and then curling into a ball as the water engulfed me.  Down, down, down I went in a mighty plume of bubbles and then fought to get to the surface before my breath ran out. 

            “Great!” Rance cried, not six feet away from me.  “The take off was terrible, but the half twist was fine followed by a magnificent canon ball!”  He was treading water, and we were both well out from the ship.  “I challenge you to do it the way I did next time,” Rance said.  “Standing up on the spar, right at the end, a straight swan dive, only naked.”  He laughed at my protest and spit water at me.

            “You think I wouldn’t do that in front of Wendy?” he asked.

“I know you would,” I laughed.  “But I won’t!”

“Let’s head for the beach!” he challenged.  I was grinning now from relief and joy while we both treaded water beside the ship.  He plunged past me and made a playful grab for my shorts as he went by.  I tried hard to beat him, but it was a long swim, and he was standing in the surf waiting to grab my arm and help me stand up when I finally body surfed on to the shore.

            “I saw all the Coast Guard cadets do a neat thing last year coming into New York harbor,” Rance said.  “They were all standing at attention out on the yardarms of the Eagle.  There must have been fifty or a hundred of ‘em all standing up ramrod straight while that big ship moved majestically into its place in the flotilla of tall ships.  I’ll never forget it.”

            “I don’t know,” I protested.  “It’s a crazy thing to do.  If you fell from there you’d smash into the deck and that would make an awful mess.”

            “Do you think Wendy likes me?” Rance asked.  “We’re the same age you know.”  He threw himself down into the surf as it swooshed on to the shore.  I sat down beside him, considering his sudden serious question.

            “She probably likes you,” I said.  “But remember, she’s been at college and has her pick of boy friends.  Besides, she’s the Skipper’s daughter, and I don’t think he expects any of us in the crew to be messing around with her.  He sure better not catch you diving naked in front of her.”

            He drew his knees up under his chin and hugged himself.  “I know!” he said, “but every time I look at her I just wanna …umph!”

            “So Rance has the hots for the Skipper’s daughter,” I chided.  “Poor Rance!  Admit it.  She makes you feel sexy.”

            “Yes, and you better not say one word about it, little brother.”  He stood up, splashed water at me, and then plunged back into the surf for the long swim back out to Wanderlust.

 

 

 

 

The West Indies

            I suppose you could include Bermuda in the West Indies—Bermuda, the Bahamas, the British Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, St. Thomas, St. Croix, St. John, the greater and lesser Antilles, the Windward Islands all the way down to Trinidad and Tobago.  The only island groups we didn’t visit on that first voyage into the Caribbean were Cuba, the island next to it originally called Hispanola containing both Haiti and the Dominican Republic, and Jamaica.  We also didn’t visit the Caymans and some of the islands over toward Mexico.  But the Skipper changed his mind after getting scratched up by Blind Pew and decided to head for Bermuda first instead of Nassau.  It was all new and exciting to me.  I had read about some of these places in books at school, but to actually get to go see them was something else!

            It was in Bermuda that we acquired our final crew member for that first voyage, Mr. Cedric “Whiskers” West.  We called him “Whiskers” because he was the only man to stand up to the Skipper about shaving.  I’ve already said the Skipper was a stickler for cleanliness.  He insisted on us being clean-shaven, including Tar, who was older than the Skipper.  Mr. West came on board wearing a nicely trimmed, gray, Scottish beard that he flatly refused to shave off, prepared a fantastic favorite meal for the Skipper and the rest of us that he called ‘Curried Shrimp Rajah Benares’ with ‘Rum Babas’ for dessert.  After that he could do no wrong.  Whenever Wendy needed someone to step in and help prepare a true celebration feast for passengers, or for a special occasion, she and Whiskers and Tar would all get in that small galley and turn out culinary delights that were the pride of the Spanish Main.  We ate well on Wanderlust.  The Skipper believed good food made for a happy crew.

            Mr. West was a true Scot who had lived many years in the West Indies before settling for a time in Bermuda.  He played the bagpipes and from time to time would regale us with renditions of Scotland the Brave and other favorites on his bagpipes.  He was highly intelligent, well educated at Balliol College of Oxford University (he said), spoke several languages, and was a refined gentleman.  He was, that is, unless his Scottish sensibilities were offended.  When angered, he could turn loose a string of highland verbal abuse that would reduce most people to quivering puddles of humility.  It was Mr. West who taught me how to play chess.

            He was a fine sailor, too, and taught me a lot about sailing.  When I told him about my love of Treasure Island, he assured me that the story was partly true and that there was still treasure to be had on Norman’s Cay in the Bahamas, if one knew where to dig for it.  He told me that he had it on good authority from the son of Robert Louis Stevenson himself that Captain Flint, Long John Silver, and Israel Hands were real pirates.  And he also said that the ghost of Captain Flint could still be heard to walk and sing and swear in the upper rooms of an inn in Savannah to this very day.

            The first day out from Fernandina we were crossing the Gulf Stream.  The Skipper was anxious to try out every maneuver he could think of to put his ship and crew through.  This was her first long voyage and a kind of shakedown cruise in many ways.  The Skipper was in a touchy mood after having his face all cut and scratched by Blind Pew, and so none of us had much chance to get seasick or wonder if we’d made a mistake in coming on the voyage because we were all kept too busy.  I have no idea how many times I climbed into the rigging that first day; I just know I was dead tired by the time my watch was over.  By the end of the second day, the Skipper’s face was beginning to look really bad, and I think that’s when he made the decision to turn north for Bermuda instead of going down into the Bahamas as originally planned.  By the end of the third day things were beginning to settle into a more-or-less happy routine.  The Skipper was becoming quiet and moody, but the rest of the crew was doing fine.  I took to sailing “like a duck takes to water” as the saying goes.  I loved every minute of it, even if it was hard work.  But the longer passage to Bermuda (it took us six days) gave me time to begin reflecting on some of the things that had developed between the Skipper, Wendy and Rance, and myself.  I also began to find out that I didn’t care for Mr. Whipple Stealth very much.  On board a ship, who your shipmates are and how you all fit together as a team is very important.  As I thought about it, I began to realize that I was troubled about several things, and it took “Whiskers” to sort it all out for me.

            In the first place, I was jealous of Rance.  I didn’t realize I was jealous.  It was just some deep kind of gnawing down inside me.  Rance and I had been the best of friends ever since he had come aboard as First Mate, ever since I had met him in Sea Scouts, as a matter of fact.  Once aboard, he took to calling me “Li’l Brother”, and he undertook to teach me everything he knew about ships and sailing.  He was the one who coached me through those first hesitant days of climbing aloft before we ever left Fernandina.  Of course, he really was doing what the Skipper had told him to do, but Rance is such a naturally likable guy that it wasn’t hard for me to accept being his “little brother” at all.  On the contrary, I had never had a brother or sisters, so I thought of Rance as the person to really look up to.  Of course I understood that Rance outranked me, by a lot, and that I was absolutely required to obey any order he gave me just like I would the Skipper’s.  My problem, to begin with, was physical.  I was madly, crazily, head-over-heels in love with Wendy myself, as was every member of the crew except perhaps Tar, and I didn’t know how to handle that.

            Whenever any of us had a few minutes of “free” time, we’d get a mug of coffee from the galley. Wendy always kept the coffeepot going, and we’d play cards or checkers on top of the capstan on the forward deck.  We were out of hearing if the Skipper was on the bridge, so conversation could be freer even than down in the focs’le where we had to be quiet much of the time so some of the crew could sleep.  Sometimes the Skipper would join us, and it wasn’t that we minded his fraternizing with the crew, but most of the time he maintained a kind of friendly distance between himself and us.  Whenever Rance was present, and the Skipper wasn’t, the talk always turned to Wendy.  Let’s face it; she was the only female on board except the cat, she was every guy’s dream of a beautiful woman, she was friendly equally to everyone and turned out great meals, she nursed our minor injuries.  All the crew were young, and healthy guys except Tar.  But whenever Rance brought up Wendy he would launch into a poetic rhapsody extolling her beauty and femininity that would have rivaled Shakespeare.  It could be said that Rance was profoundly in love with Wendy, and he couldn’t say one word about it, or so he seemed to think, to her.  And he particularly expected the rest of us to keep his feelings for her to ourselves. 

            The Skipper had direct control over the work I did during the daytime.  I only saw Rance when he wasn’t on duty or happened not to be sleeping.  And I seldom saw Mr. Stealth at all because he had duty at night and usually was asleep at other times.  But from time to time it would happen that we all would find ourselves in the company of the others around the capstan.  Mr. Stealth began to call me “Bantam”.  He would come on deck, coffee cup in hand, usually in a sultry mood, and say, “Move over Bantam.  Let a man show you how to win at cards.”  I didn’t like being referred to as a small rooster, and Mr. Stealth fancied himself to be an expert at Blackjack.  We never called him anything but Mr. Stealth to his face. 

            I had told Mr. Stealth that I didn’t appreciate being called “Bantam”, that the rest of the crew called me Jack or “Cheerly”.  That was a nickname the Skipper had given me.  When a sailor does something cheerly, it means he does it happily and with a ready willingness.  But my telling Mr. Stealth that seemed only to aggravate the situation more, and he seemed to go out of his way to call me “Bantam” accompanied by a little sneering grin, as if to ask what I intended to do about it.  There was, of course, nothing that I could do about it.

            It was after one of these times that I took my coffee mug grumpily down to the mess table below and sat there staring at the bulkhead with my face in my fists.  Wendy saw me from the galley and came out to talk.

            “What’s the matter, Jack Robinson Able?  You don’t look like your usual “Cheerly” self.  You’re not sea sick, are you?”

            “No,” I muttered.

“Then, what’s wrong?”

“It’s Mr. Stealth, Mr. Whipple Stealth!” I fumed.  “Somebody ought to call him ‘Sneak’!  He calls me ‘Bantam’ all the time, and I don’t like it one bit!”

Wendy laughed.  “You don’t see yourself as a ‘Bantam’,” she said. 

“No,” I said, feeling my face flush with embarrassment.

“Jack, Mr. Stealth is a very capable, responsible sailor.  I’m sure if he weren’t, my father would never have made him Second Mate.  He’s in charge of this ship and the safety of everybody on board at night when you’re down below sleeping soundly in your bunk.  Remember too, he is the Second Mate.”

“I know that,” I grumbled.  “It’s not that I don’t trust his abilities or have a problem with his authority.  I just don’t like being called ‘Bantam’.” 

“Jack, …no, I’ll use ‘Cheerly’…it’s likely that every member of this crew will acquire a nickname or two during this voyage.  It’s meant in good fun, usually, and there has to be some give and take when we're all living in such close quarters.  Mr. Stealth,…’Sneak’, I like that…,probably doesn’t mean anything more by calling you ‘Bantam’ than that you’re the youngest on board.  What you need to do is to figure out a nickname for every member of the crew, and  then start calling them by the nicknames you’ve chosen.  But don’t call Mr. Stealth ‘Sneak’, and whatever you do, don’t call the captain ‘the old man’.  I don’t think my father would be happy about that at all.  I wonder what name you might call me by?  I’d prefer something other than ‘the cook’.”

I looked at her and grinned.  “I’ll bet Rance has a special name for you,” I said.

“Oh?” she said, looking surprised, but pleased.  “Now what might that be?”

“Never mind.  I’ve said too much,” I said, and I left to go back topside.

                                                                                                                                                           

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Skipper’s Daughter, a Sailor’s Delight

            “Jack!…Bantam!”

            “Sir?” I responded tardily.  I hated  having to address Whipple Stealth as ‘Sir’, and I was more than irked that he

was interrupting my nice, warm, fresh-water shower after a day’s swimming and snorkeling in salt water.  I had just gotten soaped up good and was beginning to rinse off.  I was supposedly off duty after our evening supper and looking forward to letting my sunburned body cool with a nice read in my bunk before getting some shut-eye.  I was reading Treasure Island for the third time.  Wanderlust was riding gently at anchor off the coast of Bermuda.  It had been a day of free time for the whole crew.

            I turned the water off and said, “What?!” a little louder than I should have.

            “Get out here…now!” he commanded.

            “I’m taking a shower!” I retorted.  “I’ll be out in a minute.”

            “Immediately!” was his reply.  “The Skipper wants to see you on the double.”

            I didn’t wait to dry off.  I grabbed one towel to wrap around myself.  I put a second one around my neck and stepped out into the passageway drying my hair.  I was still dripping.

            “What does the Skipper want?” I wondered out loud.

            “He wants to see you in his quarters now!” Stealth emphasized.  “When the Skipper gives an order, you jump, bantam boy!”

            I hadn’t really been asking him, so I pushed past him while giving him my evil eye, and hastened aft toward the Skipper’s master stateroom.  I was still trying to dry off as I knocked on the Skipper’s hatch.

            “Sit down, Jack,” the Skipper said, indicating a chair close to him next to his desk.  I was glad the Skipper was back aboard.  Things just weren’t the same without him in command, and I was concerned about his health after the cuts and scratches on his face got so bad looking.  But his arrival back on board was not expected until we returned to the yacht club tomorrow.  The suddenness of his summons, and the serious look on his face now all alarmed me a little.

            “Skipper, I’m sorry.  I’m still wet, so I’d better stand.  You caught me in the shower.”

            “I said, ‘Sit down.’”

            “Yes, Sir.”  I quickly put the extra towel on the chair and sat on it.  I waited for him to begin what he had to say.

            “It’s progress report time, Jack.  You and I haven’t had a chance to talk quietly and long about how things are going for you.  We need to have an honest conversation.”

            “Oh, I’m doing just great!” I said.  “It’s you I’ve been worried about, Skipper.”

            “I’ll be fine, now that I’ve got some antibiotics in me, and I’ve learned how to trim the claws on that she devil Pew.”  He glanced sideways at me as he lit up his pipe, waved out the match, and then blew a smoke ring into the air.  “Yes, I let Wendy bring the wicked beast back aboard.”

            I grinned.  “I’m glad, Skipper.”

            “Your grades weren’t as good as I would have liked at the end of the school year,” he said.

            “Skipper, you told me to do the best I can, and I have, that you didn’t expect A’s but decent grades,” I said, sitting up anxiously.

            “Yes, you have done your best.  I know that.  You’ve worked hard, not only for me but also at getting back into the study habits of school, but I’m going to expect a lot more when you’re back in school at the end of the summer.  I’ve hired another man on to our crew, an older man.  His name is Cedric West.  He’s stowing his gear below even as we speak.  Mr. West is a gentleman and a scholar.  Part of his duties will be to tutor you whenever you’re not performing your duties.  You’re to learn everything you can from him, understand?”

            “Yes, Sir.”

            “Looks like you got plenty of sun today,” he commented.

            “Yes, Sir, maybe a little too much,” I said, “and in some places not used to it.”  I grinned.

            “How’s that?”

            “We all went skinny dipping on the beach, Sir; all except Mr. Stealth, that is.  There was no one else around that we could see.  We didn’t think you and your daughter would be rejoining us until we brought Wanderlust back to the yacht club tomorrow.  Then I spent a couple of hours snorkeling out over the reef.  Gee, it’s beautiful out there, Skipper!”

            “Stand up and turn around,” he said.  I did as I was told.  He gently pulled the towel from around my waist.  “Geez, boy!  You’ve nearly blistered your butt!  When will you ever learn?"

            “I guess I lost track of the time, Sir,” I said lamely, trying to look around at my backside.

            “How old are you, boy?”

            “Sixteen, Sir, but I’ll be seventeen in just a week or so.”

            “That’s right.  That’s right.  I remember now.  July 4th.  You told me you were born on July 4th, Independence Day.”

            “Yes, Sir.”

            “Well, I guess we’ll be celebrating your birthday somewhere in the Bahamas.  Think your butt will have healed enough to take seventeen swats?”

            “No, Sir!” 

            He just chuckled.  “Sit down, Jack.  How will you feel about celebrating your birthday in a foreign country?  There won’t be any fireworks.”

            “That’s fine with me, Sir,” I said sitting down again and facing him.  I was feeling a little awkward.  I had an impulse to reach for the towel the Skipper had taken from me, to at least put it over my lap.  But he had placed it well back of him on his desk, and I was sitting on the other one.  “I never celebrated my birthday very much, and I’m having such a good time on this cruise already.  That’s celebration enough for me.”

            “You’ve worked hard.  You’ve obeyed orders.  You’ve learned a lot they don’t teach you in school.  And you’ve gotten a lot stronger.  I’d say you’ve put on quite a lot of muscle in the last several months.”

            “Yes, Sir.  I’ve got some pretty tough calluses on my hands and feet, too.  I still can’t climb a rope like you can, but I’m pretty comfortable climbing aloft now.”

            “All the work, and exercise, and fresh air have done you good, Jack, and I think you have it in you to be a fine sailor.  You weren’t a bit seasick on the Gulf Stream crossing.”

            “No, Sir!” I agreed proudly.

            “There is a problem, however.  You and Mr. Stealth aren’t getting along so famously.  This is also confession time, Jack, and I expect you to tell me the truth.”

            “Yes, Sir, we aren’t,” I started slowly.  “He’s taken to calling me ‘Bantam’, and I don’t like him calling me ‘Bantam’.”  I wondered to myself whether Wendy had said something to her father about it, or whether Mr. Stealth, or someone else in the crew had said something.

            “You’re no bantam, Jack.  Go over and open that closet door.  Take a long, hard look at yourself in that mirror there.”  I did as I was told.  The Skipper had a full-length mirror attached to the inside of his closet door.  It was the first time I had looked at myself in a mirror since Sam, the old man, would put bronzer all over me and deck me out in a breech clout and feathers.  The Skipper

came up behind me as I looked at myself.  “What do you think?”

            “No, Sir.” I concluded.  “I’m not a bantam.”

“Then I will speak to Mr. Stealth, and you should not let it bother you further.  But there’s something I do have to know,” the Skipper continued.  “Do you like females, Jack?  Girls…Women?  Are you attracted to women?”

            “Yes, Sir!” I expostulated.  “I’m not…you know, if that’s what you’re askin’!  Does Mr. Stealth say I am?”

I started to turn around.  Pow!  He popped me suddenly on my bare butt.  It stung like fire.

            “Ow!” I yelped.  “That wasn’t nice, Skipper!”

             “Wendy, my daughter, how do you feel about her?”

            “She’s…she’s beautiful, Sir!  I mean, all the crew are in love with her.  She’s a gorgeous woman.  But I wouldn’t…I obey the rules, Skipper.  I wouldn’t touch your daughter!  All the crew know she’s off limits.”

            “But you think she’s beautiful?”

            “Yes, Sir.”  I was facing him now, my face blushing as red as I figured my butt was feeling.  I was hoping he wasn’t going to try to pop me again for anything.  

            “Brace, Mister!”

            I knew what that command meant and responded instantly, at rigid attention, heels together, toes at a 45 degree angle, chest thrown out, chin in, thumbs where my trouser seams would have been.

            “Hard, Mister!  More chest, stomach tight!”

            I threw out my chest and made my stomach muscles as tight as I could.  Then he held Wendy’s picture up in front of my face.  “Take another look!” he ordered.  I really didn’t have any choice.  I knew I was blushing three shades of red.

            “Close your eyes!” he said.  My situation would have been ridiculously funny if he hadn’t seemed so serious about it all.

            “You can see her with your eyes closed, can’t you?  Of course you can!  That beautiful, bronzed body—that long, blond hair?  You’d like to make love to her right now, wouldn’t you, Jack?  Confess it!  Wouldn’t you?”

            “Sir,..I…I”

            “You think about females a lot, don’t you, Jack?  The truth!”

            “Yes, Sir!” I confessed.  I couldn’t lie to him.  “I think about them almost all the time, but I…”

            “Keep your eyes shut!  You dream about them at night too, don’t you, Jack?”

            I had to admit to myself that there had been the night I dreamed about Wendy.

            “I can’t help it, Sir,” I pleaded.

            “You’re an animal, Jack,” the Skipper said.  “At least, partly animal.  A young, healthy, teenaged animal is exactly what I expect you to be.  You’re growing up, Jack.  You are turning into a man. And on board ship, there’s no place for privacy or relief.”  I began to grin.

            “Wipe that silly grin off your face!” he said.  “And open your eyes!”  He was peering at me intently.  “We’ve been turning you into a strong, young sailor, but you’ve still got to learn how to handle your temptations. You’ve got to learn how to handle your own temptations, keep your cool, do your job, and save yourself for the girl you’ll marry someday!   Do you understand?”

            “Yes, Sir.  I think so, Sir.”

            “You can think what you like about a woman’s body, but you keep your trousers buttoned up.  I can see you were telling me the truth,” he said after a moment.  With a slow, amused grin he pointed downward with his pipe.  “You can wrap up in that towel again and take a seat.”

            I ducked around him and grabbed for the towel.  It was better than nothing.  I sat down in the chair again, hoping that position would make my situation a little less obvious.  He resumed his seat, taking the picture and putting it into his desk drawer instead of on top where it had been. 

            “You’re quite right about my daughter,” he said, looking me square in the eyes.  “She’s very beautiful, and I would expect every man aboard this ship to protect her.  But she is off limits.”

            “Sir…yes, Sir!  I would never…I mean…”

            “But Mr. Besterman might,” the Skipper said.  “The truth now—.”

            “Sir, Rance, that is Rumbob—I mean, Mr. Besterman, is in love with your daughter, probably more than any of the rest of us.  But he’s never…I mean he wouldn’t.  He admires her and respects her, Sir.  And he respects you.”

            “Mr. Besterman is the First Mate,” the Skipper continued.  “He’s young, but I trust him.  He’s never shown any impropriety toward my daughter, and I don’t expect that he will.  But I do think he’s in love with her, ‘more than the rest of the crew’, as you say.”

            “Yes, Sir,” I said lamely.

            “You will not discuss this conversation with Mr. Besterman, or anyone else.  Nor will you mention Miss Narwhal’s picture.”

            “No, Sir.  As you say, Sir.”

            “Meanwhile, you will learn to live with and to control your feelings and your temptations.  You will cooperate with and obey Mr. Stealth, or anyone else on board who gives you an order.  You’re the cabin boy, Jack.  That makes you low man in this crew.  Everyone but the animals on board outranks you.  But you’re not a ‘bantam’.  Understand?”

            “Yes, Sir.”

            “Do you love this ship, Jack?  You’ve worked on her, but I expect you to become a true ship’s husband.  Do you love her?”

            “Yes, Sir.”  

            “Good!  That’s all then, Jack,” the Skipper said, lighting up his pipe again as he turned to some papers on his desk.  He was chuckling quietly as I left.

 

Cabin Boy Caper

            I went forward to find changes taking place.  All of my stuff had been moved to the section of the foc’sle in which Mr. Cedric West would be berthed.  Coby was moving into my place with his uncle Tar.  Mr. Stealth was in charge of the move, and most of it had been accomplished in my absence, so there was little point in putting up any fuss about it.  I had only to arrange my personal things and get acquainted with my new shipmate and tutor.  Quickly I pulled on a clean pair of jeans and a sweatshirt.  Mr. West was entertaining the crew with renditions of Scottish bagpipe music on his practice chanter.  By itself, the practice chanter sounded very like an Indian snake charmer, and Mr. West was a very accomplished musician.  Between pieces he was telling funny stories.  I liked him right away, and I soon learned that Mr. Stealth had merely been implementing the Skipper’s orders to make the swap.

            “I hope you’ll forgive me.  I took the bottom berth—easier for an older man to get into.  You must be Jackie m’boy,” Mr. West said.

            “Just Jack, not Jackie,” I said, shaking hands with him.  “Some call me ‘Cheerly’.”

            “Right!” Mr. West responded.  “Always seize the initiative, Jack.  It’s the first rule of chess.  You do play chess, I hope!  No?  Then I shall teach you.  We’re going to get on famously!”

            “Checkers is the game for me,” Charlie Stapleton spoke up from the passageway.  We all called him ‘Checkers’ because he liked the game so much.

            “Checkers is fine for fun, Mr. Stapleton,” Mr. West said.  “But I’ve been instructed to turn our young cabin boy into a gentleman and a scholar.  Chess is a game for the intellect!”

            I noted he already had a board with magnetic pieces set up and resting on the lower berth beside him.

            “That may be,” Checkers answered with a frown, “but I’ll bet I can beat anybody here at checkers.  Right now the Skipper wants all hands for a meeting on the deck.  So stow this stuff and get topside.  Tonight we go in to take on fresh water, fuel and supplies, and tomorrow we’re bound for the Bahamas, mates!”

            All hands were called early the next morning to set the Wanderlust out to sea and on course for the Bahamas.  Already the seas were beginning to rise and the skies were looking threatening.  The Skipper had called everybody together to assure us that we were facing a tropical wave coming up from the southeast, but that it wasn’t expected to become a hurricane.  He wanted to find out how the ship and his crew would handle rougher seas, and he expected to make a fast run to Nassau.  And so we spent the next several days with the hatches battened down, pitching and rolling, and getting over any remaining tendencies towards seasickness that any of us might still have.  Coby, Tar’s nephew, and I were really green, this being our first time at sea in rough conditions. I followed Wendy’s advice, ate only plain food sparingly, stayed out on deck and busy most of the time, enjoyed being in the bow with the spray whenever I could, and so I got along pretty well.  At least I didn’t come in for much ribbing by Mr. Stealth and others who were well accustomed to life at sea.  Coby, on the other hand, was in Mr. Stealth’s watch and received more than his share of teasing.

            I found out soon enough why Mr. West had wanted the lower berth.  In rough weather it was easier to chock yourself in and run little risk of being thrown out of your bunk for a startling tumble to the deck aisle below.  Many nights no one could sleep while the ship pitched and rolled in the storm.  Mr. West and I would spend time braced into each end of his berth, the chess board held down by our toes between us while Charlie Stapleton sat in the aisle and watched us play.  Mr. West had offered to teach Charlie to play chess also, but Checkers never could get the subtleties of it.

            “Now, why did you do that?” Checkers would ask.  “Just jump over him!”

            “Bishops don’t jump over other pieces,” Mr. West would remind him.  “Only knights can do that.”

            One night Mr. West said, “I found a book in the ship’s library you ought to read, Cheerly.”  By then he had gone to calling me ‘Cheerly’ and most of the crew were now calling him ‘Whiskers’.  I still called him Mr. West.  No one but the Skipper called him Cedric.

            “Oh?” I said, barely glancing up from the chess problem before me.  “What’s its title?”

            A Sailor’s Life by Jan de Hartog,” Mr. West said, pulling the book from beneath his pillow and handing it to me.

            “What’s he need that for?” Checkers piped up.  “He’s living a sailor’s life.”

            “You might find an idea or two you could put to good use,” Mr. West said to me, ignoring Charlie’s question.

            I had already learned that anything Mr. West recommended was likely to be profitable.

            “Thanks,” I said.  Then I took his queen with mine.  “Check!”

            Bang!  He took my queen with his rook.  “Check Mate!” he laughed.  The game was won, and I never saw it coming.

            But it was several days before I had a chance to get much of the book read.  It was a good read about a boy who went to sea aboard a freighter.  We were tied up at the dock in Nassau when I came to the part where the author was advising the young sailor to be wary of sleeping with a hand dangling out from his berth.  He said that if a sleeping man’s hand were gently and carefully immersed in a bowl of tepid water, this would cause him to wet his bunk.  Suddenly it struck me that I had frequently gone below during the daytime to find Mr. Stealth snoring away after a long night’s watch, his arm hanging carelessly over the side.  It might take days for the opportunity to present itself, but I knew that when it did, I would be ready.  As it turned out, it would be the next afternoon.

            The night before, a Friday, several of the crew had gone ashore to enjoy a final night of the pleasures of Nassau.  ‘Rumbob’ Besterman (we could only call the First Mate ‘Rumbob’ when we were off duty and ashore) had discovered a blue liqueur made only in the Bahamas from almonds.  The stuff was called ‘Hutique’ and came in little brown bottles shaped like a native’s hut.  It was sweet and delicious, and the Bahamians, proud of their product, would offer tourists who stopped in the various gift shops close by the straw market a free sample.  They hoped we would buy.  But Rumbob soon had us going from shop to shop saying we had heard about a liqueur called Hutique and wondered if we might try some.  My shipmates assured shop owners that I was of legal age to drink.  I wasn’t, but what did I know of the dangers of drinking?  So we all came back to the ship probably as drunk as sailors ever could be.  My shipmates, perhaps I should say ‘drinkin’ buddies’, had to steer me down the dock and carry me on board.  The Skipper was dismayed and angry and ordered us all to bed, all but Rance Besterman, that is.  He and Rance had a private session in the Captain’s stateroom.  The next morning my head felt swollen to three times its normal size.  I had a vicious headache; I had to wear dark glasses to even go on deck; and, I wasn't good for much.  We had departed Nassau headed for some of the other islands. The supposed site of Treasure Island was Norman’s Cay, but even the prospect of our calling there didn’t excite me.  I felt miserable.  The Skipper wouldn’t allow me to climb the rigging, which embarrassed me with the rest of the crew.

            “Serves you right!” Wendy said, pouring me yet another cup of black coffee.  “The Skipper doesn’t want you to fall and break your fool neck, and you’re obviously not ready to fly out of the nest, Bantam!” 

That did it.  Throwing caution to the wind, I staggered below and located one of the many buckets we had on board.  Then I went forward to the crew’s quarters.

            Sure enough, Mr. Whipple Stealth was sleeping like a baby on his stomach, his left arm hanging over the side.  I would submerge his hand, wait for the anticipated reaction, and duck back into the head where I would be unseen.  There I could quickly empty the bucket and then emerge as innocent as a lamb.  With any luck at all, Mr. Stealth would bang his head on the overhead while scrambling out of his bunk in wet boxers.  My only regret was that all the night watch were asleep and would not get to witness the full details of my prank.  My biggest challenge would be to pretend my innocence.

            I went into the head next to the Mates’ compartment and filled the bucket with tap water.  Leaving the door to the head open so that I could duck through it quickly, I quietly stole forth on my little caper, intent on my mission.  Slowly, ever so slowly, I crept toward my target, Mr. Stealth’s dangling hand.  His face was turned toward me, outward, on his pillow, and while not snoring was a perfect picture of serenity.  I positioned the bucket beneath his hand, bracing myself against the movement of the ship with my bare feet in the aisle.  Holding my breath, I began to raise the bucket.  

            At that moment Whipple Stealth grabbed my sweatshirt, twisted it, and yanked me up to within inches of his own face!  My eyes were wide with fear, and I was conscious that I had sloshed water on to my bare feet while I stood on my toes!

Mr. Stealth stared at me impassively for what seemed like an eternity, then he quietly said, “The head needs a good cleaning, Cheerly.  Don’t you ever, ever, try that again.”  Then he let go of my shirt, rolled over, pulled his blanket up, and went back to sleep.  But he hadn’t called me ‘Bantam’.

            “How did he know?  How did he do that?” I said latter, when I could no longer contain what I had done and confessed to the Skipper during our next “honesty” session.

The Skipper laughed. He roared with glee! 

            “Mr. Whipple Stealth is a former Recon Marine and Navy Seal,” he said.  “There is nothing, nothing, that happens on this ship that he doesn’t know about.  That’s why he’s the Second Mate, in charge of the night watch.”

            One thing you can rest assured of; I never slept with my hand dangling out of my bunk! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

View from the Top

            Wanderlust didn’t have a crow’s nest like older tall ships (for instance, Spanish galleons), but she did have a platform, called the top, where the top foremast joined the foremast, and this became my chosen spot to go to think things out.  The view from up there was wonderful, especially so in the Bahamas where the varying colors, the blues, greens, and purples of the clear, shallow water, the islands in the distance, were all brilliantly lit by the sun.                                    

It is an indescribable beauty perfect for an artist’s paintbrush.  By this time I had gotten over any fear of being aloft, my body was totally in harmony with the movement of the ship, and I had toughened my hands and feet so that I could slide down stays quickly if called.  At first the Skipper thought I was merely anxious to get to Norman’s Cay, and he was amused at my appointing myself lookout.  But that wasn’t the case. 

            I had long entertained myself with reading, with chess games against Whiskers, with practicing my marlinspike skills until I could tie knots at night, down in the bilge, blindfolded, with my hands behind my back.  Skills with rope and line are essential to a sailor, and Rance had long ago instilled in me the need to be an expert marlinspike sailor.  I could smoke my pipe out on deck as long as I was careful not to let the ashes blow.  I had plenty of study challenges put to me by Mr. West in his capacity as my tutor.  He insisted that I learn not only Spanish and French, because these languages would be spoken on some of the islands we would be visiting, but also I was required to master the basics of Latin.  Monday was Spanish day for me; Tuesday was French day; Wednesday was Latin day; the cycle repeated itself for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  On Sundays I could talk to him in English.  These weren’t the only things he had me studying, of course, and the Skipper made his contributions to my learning requirements as well—navigation and signaling.  What with my chores and duties, there was plenty for me to do. 

            So, I was told later, when I took to the top on the foremast and stayed there for hours, my behavior became a topic of conversation.  “He appears to be having a blue day, moody, something’s wrong.  Oh, that’s likely.  He’s having a “blue day”—a subject for laughter.  He thinks he’s a pirate, and Treasure Island is just over the horizon.  Maybe I’ve been working him too hard.  What’s he doing up there, praying, or just talking to himself?  He’s suffering from too much sun; that’s what it is.  I think he’s seasick and doesn’t want to admit it.” 

            Whenever anyone asked me why I was spending all my free time aloft, I’d say, “Leave me alone.  I’m having a ‘think day’.”  Well, there were things I needed to think out, and that was the best place to do it undisturbed.  A fellow gets a different perspective from up there, the ship, his whole world, far down below.  Sometimes, I’d lie awake at night in my bunk with everybody around me snoring away and just think and think in the darkness.

            The Skipper was not like my father had been, a kind and gentle man who would let me sit in his lap while he read to me or carry me about on his shoulders.  He wasn’t like Sam, the old man, had been either, drunk most of the time, selfish, and mean.  But the Skipper wasn’t kind and gentle.  As long as I obeyed instantly and precisely everything he told me to do, and as long as I kept working hard to please him and to become what he wanted me to be, we got along fine.  But at times I felt more like I was his slave than his ward, and I wasn’t sure how long I was going to want our “arrangement” to go on.  I was grateful to him and felt obligated to him, but I didn’t feel like his son, and so, a long-term adoption was something I needed to be sure about.

            I’ve already told you the Skipper was pretty physical.  And he wasn’t religious.  At times I’m sure he was lonely.  He never spoke of his wife, but he shared his loneliness with me.  The morning after I came on board, he rousted me out early for physical training, and he put me through it every morning after that without fail.  Tar didn’t do PT, and Wendy didn’t do PT, and Mr. West, when he joined the crew, didn’t do PT, but every other member of the crew was expected to join us to work out.  He had Rance coming early to work out before Rance ever moved on board.  Of course, Rance was very physical himself.  He loved exercise and working out!  When Mr. Stealth came on board as Second Mate, he joined our sessions right away.  He was already in terrific physical shape, but it didn't occur to me that he had been a Recon Marine and Navy Seal.  It was Mr. Stealth who came up with a version of pushups he called ‘toes up’.  From the pushup position we put our toes up on the deck railing behind us and did pushups with our body weight angling down and added to the stress on our arms.  Rance loved it.  He said it would get me ready to walk around on my hands, which, of course, he could already do. 

The Skipper admired physical prowess, and from time to time would hold contests of various kinds among the crew to keep everyone competing to be the most physically fit.  He had Rance teach us the basics of karate.  He loved to box and wrestle, and regularly took each of us on as an adversary. Every morning after a hard workout, we’d all go for a swim before getting on with the day’s schedule.

Fairly quickly the Skipper had hired on the additional members of the crew to complete readying Wanderlust before the school year for me was over and we departed on that first cruise.  Coby, Tar’s nephew showed up, and although he had not been to sea before, the Skipper took him on.  Then came Johnny “Cracker” Wimberly, who was a ham radio enthusiast as well as an experienced sailor, then Charlie “Checkers” Stapleton, then Fletcher “Bo” Greene.  Bo was definitely a Southerner.  He was a ladies’ man and an ardent defender of the Confederate South.  I don’t mean he was racially prejudiced.  He got along fine with everyone, but we all soon learned to avoid topics of conversation that might lead to his expounding on the Civil War.  Other than Cedric “Whiskers” West, who didn’t join the crew until Bermuda, there was Mokotai or “Smokey”.  Smokey was an Oriental from Malaysia, so we truly had an international crew when fully assembled.  The only females on board, we thought, were Wendy and the cat. 

            Wendy was only a little bit more religious than her dad.  I mean, I don’t think she particularly cared what denominational church she went to.  But she insisted on the Skipper letting us take things easy on Sundays, and if we were in port, she’d go with Mr. West to an Anglican Church, if there were one, or whatever was available.  Sometimes I’d go with them, and sometimes I wouldn’t. I didn’t understand much about the differences in the various churches. 

             But I did try to faithfully read my Bible, as my Mom had taught me to do.  I kept it under my pillow, and reading it made me feel closer to her.  Sometimes, sitting up on the top, I felt like I could talk to God.  Sometimes I’d try to think things out, and sometimes I’d just sort of let my mind wander and be pacified by the beauty of God’s world.  I didn’t always understand the things I read in the Bible.  Much of it was confusing and mysterious to me.  I’d ask Mr. West religious questions from time to time, and he’d try to give me his ideas.  I tried, as much as I could, to do things the way I thought Jesus would have wanted me to do them.  But there were things that bothered me. 

            Jesus said that if a man looks after a woman with lust in his heart he has as much as committed adultery with her already.  This caused me a lot of anguish, because I was finding myself having thoughts about women almost all the time!  Fortunately, I brought this up with Mr. West in a discussion about religion over one of our chess games.

            “So you’ve decided you’re a hopeless sinner?”  Mr. West asked.  “Do you know that the Skipper is a hopeless sinner?”

            “He is?” I asked.

            “Of course.  Do you know that I’m a hopeless sinner, that every man on this ship is a hopeless sinner, every person?   Why do you think we need a Savior, Cheerly?  You’re a perfectly normal, healthy young man whose body is…well…growing.  You will probably always think about women, especially if you’ve been on board a ship like this one for a long time.  But that doesn’t mean you have to give in to your temptations, or go rape Wendy, or visit a prostitute the next port we hit.  The truth is that every man is capable of committing every sin there is, but Jesus died to make it possible for a holy God to forgive us.  And we have the freedom to choose whether we’ll act on the sinful temptations that come our way.  You have the capacity to be an adulterer without having to choose to become one.”

            The idea of the Skipper being a hopeless sinner, but nevertheless forgiven by God, was really new to me.  I had always looked upon the Skipper as next to God, practically.  He was not only my boss and benefactor, but literally held and controlled my life in his hands, even more so once we were out to sea.  And yet there was something in our relationship that I knew about, but had shared with no one.

            I had only been with the Skipper a few days when one evening he called me into his cabin to clean up and then polish his shoes.  The Skipper liked spit shined shoes, but he had to teach me how to shine them so that they would have a hard, glass-like surface.  Many times he went barefooted or wore boat sneakers on board Wanderlust, because he was so particular about the beauty and cleanliness of his decks, but whenever he went ashore, he always wore spit-shined black dress shoes.  As cabin boy it fell to me to tidy up his cabin whenever he ordered me to do so and to shine his shoes.  I had finished the first task and was hard at work on the second, the Skipper giving me instructions about making really small swirls of black shoe polish with a soft rag followed by swirls with cold water.  He explained that the cold water caused the shoe polish to harden to produce the desired results.  It seemed like a long and boring task to me, but I was down on my knees trying to follow his instructions when he asked, “Are you ever lonely, Jack?”

            I thought a moment and then said, “Yes, sir, I sometimes get lonely.  I guess that goes with being an orphan.  But I’ve been so busy recently, that I haven’t had much time to think about it.”

            “I’m lonely, Jack.  I’ve found that ever since my wife died, I get really lonely sometimes.  I guess loneliness is just part of life.”  He blew a smoke ring from his pipe.

            “Yes, sir,” I agreed.  “Has your wife been dead long, Skipper?”  I was using a long belt of cotton rag to put a high shine on first one shoe and then the other while he sat at his desk, his foot pressed into my thigh just above my knee.

            “Long enough.  Five years.  She died while Wendy was still in middle school.”

            “Ever thought of marrying again, Sir?” I asked.

            “No,” he said.  “No, I haven’t.”  Then he was silent for awhile, smoking his pipe and watching me work.  Then he said, “That’s good enough.  You’ve done a good job, Jack.  I want you to sleep in here with me tonight.”

            I looked up at the Skipper in dismay.  He was staring at me, and I was at a loss to know what to say.

            “I…I don’t think you’d sleep very well, Skipper.  I probably snore a lot.”  Actually, I thought it more likely that he would snore a lot, but I didn’t relish the idea of sharing his bed with him. 

            “Don’t get the wrong idea, Jack.  I’m not going to hurt you or do anything to you.  I just get to longing for a warm body to wake up next to.”

            It was a pretty awkward situation, but the end result was that I slept in the Skipper’s bed that night, next to him, in my underwear, wondering if he was going to try to do something strange to me.  Just before he dropped off to sleep, he turned on his side long enough to say to me, “I always wanted a son, Jack, and my wife wasn’t able to give me one.”  Then he turned his back to me and went to sleep immediately.  He did snore.

            Later, in the Bahamas, the same scenario repeated itself.  “I want you to sleep in here with me tonight, Jack.  Will you do that?”

            “Yes, Sir.  I guess it’ll be o.k.” 

On that occasion the Skipper continued to smoke his pipe in bed while I lay there wide awake and nervous, and then he said, “I want you to learn tolerance, Jack.  Do you know what tolerance really is?  It’s the ability to accept people, all people, as they are, black, white, yellow, red, Spanish, French, whatever, as having worth.  You can learn something from everyone, even the bad ones, and the stupid ones.  You understand?”  Then he rolled over, put his pipe in an ashtray on a shelf above the bed, and went to sleep.

            The next day was a Sunday, and the Skipper wore his spit-shined shoes when he went ashore by himself.  He never touched me, and we never discussed it, but Mr. Stealth noticed and that Sunday morning during breakfast casually asked, “The Skipper keeping you at cabin boy duties pretty late, wasn’t he, Cheerly?”  There were some momentary chuckles among the rest of the crew that were finishing their meal. I didn’t like that at all, but I chose to keep my mouth shut. 

            “Well, Jack,” Wendy called from the galley, “you’ll never guess what I found in Blarney’s cage this morning.  Two eggs, but one is broken.”  So we had three females on board, Wendy, the cat, and the bird.

 

Test of Manhood

            “Doesn’t it hurt?  It must hurt somethin’ awful!” I said to Bo Greene, looking at the sketches.  He was trying to decide among skulls, and Confederate flags, and even one of the word ‘Mom’ surrounded by flowers.  “I mean, all those needles!”

            “Naw!”  He assured me.  “Oh, sure, it stings a little, but you take it like a man, and the women love seeing a guy with a tattoo.  It’s a sign of bravery, very masculine and very nautical.  Besides they don’t stick the needles in one at a time.  They have a machine that does it over and over again, real fast, and it only goes in a little ways, not deep into the muscle, just your skin.  They paint the design on and then use the artist needle machine to prick the colors down into your skin.  You can have all kinds of different colors.  See?”    He showed me some more of the selections.

            But I still had reservations.  I remembered all too well the many visits to the doctor we all had to make before departing Fernandina.  All the crew had to get physicals and X-rays, be photographed and fingerprinted for our passports, and every time I went to the doctor for weeks on end it had seemed there was some inoculation or shot I had to take.  One set of typhoid shots was three in a row and made us all sick.  After each one my arm would swell up like a football, I’d run a fever, and feel lousy for about twenty-four hours.  I remembered the day before we left, the Skipper made special arrangements for the doctor to come on board, and we all lined up to get a final shot and be checked over. The Skipper let us see our passports before they were finished and put away in his cabin for safe keeping, and mine looked like a scared little kid.  He had made me get another haircut, a flattop, and my hair stuck out in spikes like a porcupine.

            “I dunno,” I said, still dubious.  “You’ve gotta live with that picture on your arm a long time.”

            “Not necessarily your arm,” Bo said.  “You can have one on your chest, or wherever you want.  Here’s a neat one that looks like barbed wire wrapped around your bicep, or neck, or ankle.  That’s tough lookin’!  Just don’t get one you know where.  That would hurt!”

            “Geez!  Bo, that’s awful!” I said, grinning.

            “I saw this really funny movie about a Navy guy whose buddies got him really drunk ‘til he passed out, and then they had a snake tattooed on him.  I’ll bet he hurt for a week!”

            “You stick to your guns, Cheerly,” Wendy called from the galley.  “You don’t need a permanent tattoo to prove you’re a man.”  She had been listening to our conversation at the mess table.

            “That’s right!” the Skipper said, having come up behind me.  He grabbed me around my neck with his left arm and began to knuckle punch me hard in my right arm.  Laughing, he wrestled with me, giving me a couple of jabs in my ribs as he dragged me backward off the bench.  “You two quit your gab and get topside.  I’ve got a better test of manhood for you both.”  He swatted me on my backside and pushed me toward the ladder.

            “I’ll see if I can find just the perfect design for you, Cheerly,” Bo called while hastening forward to stow his sketches.

            We never knew what the Skipper had in store for us.  This particular morning we were anchored on the leeward side of a small island in the British Virgins.  The sun had painted the eastern sky with every hue imaginable.  There was a light breeze passing over the island from the east.  The rest of the crew had assembled on the main deck and begun doing stretches.  Mr. West, who always played his bagpipes forward at the bow, ‘to greet the dawn’ he said, was just starting into his rendition of Scotland the Brave.

            “What’s the rope for, Skipper?” everyone wanted to know.  There was a thick rope hung from another rope secured to each mast above in a kind of Y.  It was at least thirty feet up to the Y, and the rest of it lay coiled on the deck.  The Skipper grinned, and my heart sank.

            “I’ve got a medal for each of you young men who pass the test,” the Skipper replied, glancing around at each of us.  “All you have to do to win your medal is to climb this rope up to the Y and return to the deck, without using your feet or legs mind you, in one minute or less.  Tar will keep the time.”  So saying, he passed a stopwatch to Tar who had come topsides to observe the proceedings.  “This is how it’s done.”

            He seated himself on the deck, his legs spread wide on each side of the coil of rope, gave Tar the signal, and up the rope he went, hand over hand with legs still parallel to the deck.  He tapped the place where one rope joined the other and came down just as quickly as he had gone up, hand over hand.

            “Twenty-five seconds, Cap’n Suh!” Tar sang out.

            “Piece of cake!” Rance exclaimed with a grin.

            “Now, Mokotai, you do it,” the Skipper said.  “Let’s see who can beat my twenty-five seconds.”

            My heart sank because I doubted that I could go up that rope that way in any amount of time.  I had become much stronger in the time I had been with the Skipper, and I had certainly overcome any fear of heights that I might have once had.  It was easy for me to climb the shrouds and other lines, to feel comfortable working my way along foot- ropes high up.  It was great fun for me to slide down lines the fast way to the deck from aloft.  But what I lacked yet was the upper body strength in my shoulders and arms to lift my entire body weight without using my legs to wrap around lines and clamp my feet to them.  Mokotai, on the other hand, had long, almost simian-like arms, with a long back and shorter legs typical of many Orientals.  He didn’t do it in less than twenty-five seconds, but he went up and down in forty.  The Skipper was pleased. 

            “Way to go, Smokey!” everyone cheered.

            “We’re gonna have a Monkey Boys Club,” the Skipper said.

            “Here, guys!  Let a man show you how it’s done,” Rance said, and strode forward to be next.  When Tar said ‘Go’, Rance went up that line like a spider monkey leaving a fire; but, he didn’t stop at the Y.  He went right on up to the foremast, slid back to the Y, and came down hand over hand in twenty-three seconds flat, to the cheers of his shipmates.

            “Outstanding!” the Skipper shouted, clapping him on the back.  “You next, Cheerly!”

            “I dunno…” I said.  “I don’t think I can do this.”

            “Sure, you can,” several assured me.

            “Remember, you only have to go up to the top of the first rope,” the Skipper said.  “Not like ‘show off’ here.”

            When Tar said ‘Go’, I gave it my best shot, but I knew before I was half way up that I wasn’t going to make it without using my feet and legs to get some purchase on the rope.  There was an immediate silence from those watching below followed by shouts of encouragement as they tried to cheer and urge me on.  But about three-quarters of the way up, the muscles in my back and arms seemed to lock up in a cramped freeze.  I clung to the rope while beginning to tremble, my legs still extended outward, but my thighs clamped together in a vain attempt to check myself from the inevitable slide to the deck that I knew was coming.  Suddenly, my body straightened and down I came in a hand-blistering slide to the deck.  I was crushed!  At that moment I wanted to be any place but standing red-faced and ashamed in front of my shipmates.  I slunk away to disappointed murmurs.  I found a place on the other side of one of the lifeboat dinghies where I hoped I could scrunch down and not be seen.  It was even worse when later on the Skipper handed out a set of newly stamped dog-tags to each man with his name, Wanderlust, and the year on them. 

            “You’ll be able to do it one of these days,” the Skipper said, and put mine back into his pocket.

            That was definitely not one of my best days on that trip.  It wasn’t one of my best weeks, in fact.  I retreated to the top whenever I could and licked my wounded pride in silence.

            “So, who are you mad at, Li’l Brother?” Rance asked me when he found me staring out across a moonlit sea about three o’clock one morning.  I just stood there by the rail for the longest time before answering.

            “Myself,” I said. 

            “You think you’re s’posed to be perfect, or somethin’?  You think any of the rest of this crew think any the less of you because you didn’t make it up the rope?”

            “Mr. Stealth probably does,” I replied.

            “Listen, Cheerly.  Everybody on board this ship knows that the Skipper places higher expectations on you than any of the rest of us.  None of the rest of us are having to learn as much, or do as much, as fast as you are, not even Coby.  You remember the night we all got you drunk in Nassau?  The Skipper chewed out my rear end so bad!  I blew it, and I knew I blew it.  I was senior man and responsible for the rest of you guys, and I messed up!  You wouldn’t believe how he chewed me out, and I was so messed up inside I couldn’t hardly keep food down for days!  I’m so madly in love with his daughter, and there is nothing I dare do or say about it to her, or him either one.  And then I went and pulled a stunt like that.  But we live, and we learn, Cheerly.  We live and we learn.”

            “He knows you love her,” I said.

            “He does?  You didn’t tell him, did you?”

            “I didn’t have to.  He just knows.  Did he say anything to you about that?”

            “No, he didn’t,” Rance said.  “One thing he did say was ‘a boy becomes a man not when he gets a job, or gets married, but it’s when he takes responsibility for himself.’  And that’s what I’ve tried to do—take responsibility for myself.”

            “Rance, have you ever wondered why the Skipper is making this cruise, and why he chose each one of us to go on it?”  I asked.

            “I don’t know why, L’il Brother.  I guess in time we’ll find out.  And in time you’ll be able to climb that rope.”

            After that, I took every opportunity to strengthen my shoulders and arms, and by the end of the summer I could go up a rope as well as walk around on my hands just like Rance.  It was a great day when the Skipper awarded me my dog tags and I became a member of the Monkey Boys Club.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blueprint for Paradise Island

            Treasure Island wasn’t the only book I read.  I did read it three times, but the Skipper loved sea stories and survival stories and kept many of them in the Ship’s library.  In time I read Robinson Crusoe, The Swiss Family Robinson, A Sailor’s Life, Captain Blood, and many others whose titles I’ll not name.  The crew passed books around that I probably should not have read, but did; and, Mr. West made me study non-fiction stuff and what he called literary classics.  So I was amused, having not long before read Tarzan of the Apes, when Rance stuck his head around the galley hatch and said to Wendy, “Me Tarzan, you Jane.  Jane want to go on picnic with Tarzan?”

            “And who’s going to fix the food?” Wendy asked.

            “Jane fix food, Tarzan pick place!” Rance said, giving her his most winning smile.  Then he realized I was sitting at the mess table studying, and added, “You can come too, Cheerly, if you want to.  Tarzan need Boy to be chaperone.”

            “Boy!  Chaperone!” I expostulated.

            “Well, be a chimpanzee, then!  You can be Cheetah, but I need someone to assure the Skipper that his First Mate didn’t overstep the bounds of decorum.”  We all laughed.

            “When?” Wendy asked.

            “Tomorrow morning,” Rance said.  “I have it on good authority that we’ll be anchored right here in this bay all day while the Skipper’s away, and the whole crew has the day off.  Everybody’s going to be going swimming—you have to admit it’s a beautiful beach—and we can just find some nice place to spread a blanket and pig out.”

            “I’ll see what I can do about putting together a basket for us,” Wendy said, obviously pleased.  “But right now I have to finish up tonight’s feast, so out, out!”

            “What’re we having?” Rance asked.  “I’m hungry right now.”

            “You’re always hungry,” Wendy said.  “We’re having conch fritters that Whiskers fixed earlier, and I’ve fixed a nice bouillabaisse to go with them.”

            “What’s that?” Rance asked skeptically.

            “Fish stew,” I said.  “It’s French for fish stew.”

            “Oh!  OK!  By the way, Mr. Stealth said he would grill something for the crew on the beach tomorrow for their lunch.”

            “Good.  Now scoot!” Wendy commanded.

            “Did you put any of those conch’s in the stew?” I asked.  “They looked awful when Mr. West was taking them out of their shells.  He said if you eat conch raw it’ll improve your love life, but I can’t imagine anyone wanting to eat them raw.”

            “You’ll just have to wait, and taste my stew, and then you can decided,” Wendy said.

            That evening the entire crew enjoyed supper together on the afterdeck of Wanderlust while the sun went down in one of those glorious displays for which the Caribbean is famous.  Wendy’s bouillabaisse was delicious and so were Mr. West’s conch fritters.

            “Now, Cheerly, if you’ll take one of these beautiful conch shells, say this one, and cut off the tip right here, you can turn it into a fine horn for signaling like the island natives,” Mr. West suggested.

            Tar lent me a saw from his carpenter’s tool kit and a chisel for shaping out the small partition and soon, with Mr. West’s help, I had a new boat horn.  Mr. West showed me that I could get various tones from the conch shell just by the way I put my hand into it and held it while it was blown.  I suppose I made everyone aboard miserable with my blowing it so much.

            On evenings when we had an all-crew dinner like that and everyone enjoyed entertaining everyone else, the Skipper liked to find occasion to get a good philosophical discussion going.  He’d light up his pipe and begin to ask probing questions that might lead to some topic that would keep us all contributing our ideas until ‘the wee hours of the mornin’,’ as Mr. West called them.  I would light up my pipe and try to imitate the Skipper in looking sage and wise, but many times I didn’t feel I knew enough to make a proper contribution and that it was better for me to keep quiet and listen to what my elders had to say.

            “Gentlemen!” the Skipper began, “it is your job to obey orders, work and maintain this ship, earn your pay, and enjoy your time off.  And all of you have done that very well, very well indeed.  It is my job to decide where we’re going and what the best future is for all of us.”  He waited to be sure he had everyone’s attention.  “You have no doubt noticed that I have spent considerable time ashore in the various ports of call, Hamilton, Nassau, Tortola, and so forth.  I’ve been planning and working toward a future for myself, my lovely daughter (at this point he bowed to her and there were cheers and whistles from the crew, especially Rance), and this ship.  Some of you will, no doubt, leave us at the end of the voyage, when, hopefully, we will have returned to Fernandina safe and sound so that Wendy may finish at FSU and Jack can go back to school.  Some of you may choose to join us a year from now when it’s likely that we may take off on a two or three year around-the-world cruise (excited nods and smiles of assent).  I want to be sure my daughter’s book learning is capped off with the wisdom that only travel can bring.  But tonight I’m interested in finding out from some of you, at least, what you hope your future might hold.  Jack, let’s start with the youngest and hear from you.”

            “I don’t know, Skipper,” I replied.  “It sure isn’t more school!”  (Chuckles from the crew)

            “’Surely’,” he corrected, and Mr. West grinned.  “Come now, Jack!  You haven’t been overly taxed by Mr. West’s tutoring, have you?”

            “You know, ‘all work and no play will make Jack a dull boy’,” I defended myself. 

            “Well, you read your Bible a lot, Cheerly.  What do you think of these islands we’ve been visiting?  Do any of them seem like paradise to you?”

            “No, Sir, not exactly,” I said, trying to figure out where he was going with his enquiry.  “I mean, this one seems nice and all, although I haven’t met any of the people on it.  It’s beautiful from what I can see; gorgeous beach, pretty mountain, with a rain forest on top.”

            “Well, what would be paradise for you, Cheerly?”

            “Getting married!” I said, “and SOON!”  There were laughs at that.  “I don’t know, Skipper.  If I could have an island just like this one with no one but friendly people on it, a wife, kids, and a tree house,” I added.  “It would have to have a tree house, like in Swiss Family Robinson.  It would be great to swim, and spear fish for your food, and not have to scrub decks all day.”  There were more chuckles.

            “You wouldn’t want to run around in your birthday suit all day like Adam and Eve in Eden, would you Jack?”

            “No, Sir!”  Then I added, “too many mosquitoes!”

            “Just friendly people, huh?”

            “Yes, Sir.  I mean, there are some bad folks in the world too, you know Skipper.”

            “Yes, Jack.  There are.  Rance, what about you?  What do you want your future to hold?”

            Rance glanced quickly at Wendy.  It seemed strange to hear the Skipper address the First Mate as Rance instead of  as Mr. Besterman.

            “I think I’d want to go back to college and get a degree,” Rance said.  The Skipper seemed pleased.

            “Well, gentlemen, tomorrow I’m flying out of Roseau to San Juan, Puerto Rico.  Business again.  So I’ll be gone for several days.  Mr. Besterman will be in command during my absence.  I expect to find this ship in good shape right here in this bay upon my return.  But all of you will get a well-earned rest.”  That announcement left everyone in a holiday mood as the Skipper retired to his cabin.  His decision to leave the ship took us all a little by surprise, but there was no denying we would all enjoy some extended time off.

            “I’m going into Roseau tomorrow to see if they have a tattoo parlor,” Bo Greene said to me.  “Wanna come along?”                                                                                                                                                                                       

            “Already have something I have to do,” I said.

 

 

The Secret Place

            The Skipper departed the ship early the next morning, and Bo and several of the others went with him to catch a ride, if they could, with some of the island natives driving into Dominica’s capitol, Roseau.  I went ashore with the first group because nobody wanted to hear my conch horn practice on board, and I thought I’d spend some time by myself exploring the area around the bay.  Besides, I had the feeling that while I was, perhaps, supposed to be Rance’s official chaperone for the picnic lunch, the less he and Wendy had to actually put up with me the better.  I helped Mr. Stealth gather some dead wood for a bonfire on the beach, and then went off by myself to do my exploring.

            I hadn’t gone very far along the beach and shoreline of that bay, stopping from time to time to try out new blasts and techniques on my conch shell, when I rounded a group of rocks that seemed to have tumbled down on to the beach in ages long past.  That’s when I came upon a small creek that flowed out of the jungle-like forest into the bay.  The land there rose quickly from the shore in a great bluff covered with thick growth.  I waded across the stream, which was surprisingly cold, stopping in the middle to use my shell to get a drink.  On the other side there seemed to be a kind of path that led back into the jungle away from the beach and following the creek bank.  Curious, I began to pick my way back through the mangrove and grasses, and then to follow the path in its steep ascent up the bluff.  In some places the climb was difficult because I didn’t want to drop the shell, and yet I needed both hands to grab vines and plants to clamber up.  I solved that problem by tucking the lip of the shell into the waist of my jeans while I climbed.  When I emerged at the top of the bluff I could hear a steady rushing sound that I thought must come from the rapid descent of the creek toward the sea.  But a little farther on I parted the undergrowth and stepped out into a small clearing around a rocky but clear pool.  Into the pool plunged a waterfall from a rock ledge perhaps thirty to forty feet above.  The sunlight now was streaming down into the clearing, making a rainbow over the pool.  It was a place of pristine, quiet beauty, breathtaking in its loveliness and privacy.  The black earth among the rocks surrounding the pool was damp and oozed between my toes.  In the surrounding jungle growth I could hear the calls of birds, and the water leaving the pool gurgled and babbled over the rocks of the streambed.  Obviously somebody made the path from the beach, but I had seen no footprints like the ones I myself was now leaving, and there appeared to be no one around.

            I blew a blast on my conch horn.  “Hello!” I cried, but there was only a slight echo that silenced the birds in the forest momentarily.  Then I noticed a cave-like grotto behind the waterfall and decided it was time for a swim to investigate.   Our crew had frequently gone skinny dipping in the ocean whenever there was no one else around, and so I saw no reason not to now.  In a moment I stripped, laid out my jeans on a rock so their bottoms could dry along with my T-shirt and underwear, and plunged into the crystal clear pool.  The water was so cold it took my breath away!  I was instantly numb all over and rose to the surface gasping, “Oh, Lord, that’s cold!”  I thought about dashing back out, but decided instead to swim over by the falls.  The pool was quite deep toward its center.  A few minutes of exercise was enough to let my body acclimate so that in no time at all I was standing on a rock directly under the falls, letting its icy rush pummel down upon me.  There was nothing in the little grotto, but I thought it might have been a place where some primeval native, one of the original Caribe Indians perhaps, could have found shelter for the night.  There were great vines trailing down from the trees on each side of the falls above.  I sought one that might allow me to swing from the side of the pool and plunge into its center, but none were loose or located such that I could do that.  But it occurred to me that they seemed to be quite sturdily attached to the great trees and cliff face above and would bear my weight if I chose to climb to the top of the falls and dive in from up there.  I started up on one, hand over hand, and it was only when I neared the top that it occurred to me that I had not used my legs or feet to climb by at all.  Standing at the top of the rushing cascade that I reasoned must run right down from the rain forest at the top of the island’s mountain, I could see clear out to the bay where Wanderlust rode gently at anchor.  I stood looking out for a moment, enjoying the sun on my body, and then with a mighty “Monkey Boy!” yell, I swan dived into the pool below.  It was one of the great moments of my life, and there was no one to see it but God.

            I sat out on a rock, letting my body dry and warm like my clothes, and thought, “This is my kind of place, my secret place.  And if God is good to me, someday I will have a tree house, or maybe a beach house, and a private island with a waterfall, a wife and kids, and my blueprint for paradise will be complete.”

            It was getting close to noon, so I pulled on my clothes, now nice and warm, and retraced my path back down to the shore.  I didn’t have to wade back across the creek because there were Wendy and Rance, lounging on the beach in their bathing suits, their blankets spread out, and a nice lunch ready in a basket.  It was apparent Ole Rance wasn’t wasting any time getting on with romancing Wendy.  The two of them were lying side by side on the blanket in their bathing suits.  Rance was lying on his side, one arm under Wendy’s head, holding her hand with his other, and he was kissing her as he talked softly into her ear.  They were surprised to see me when I blew my conch shell, and having been swimming in the surf that morning, they claimed they were as ready to eat as I was. 

            “I have found the most beautiful, the most wonderful, unbelievable place back in the forest just back from the top of this bluff!” I said.  “After lunch you both must see it!  I’m going to call it my ‘secret place’, but since there’s a kind of path I’m sure other people must know about it, and I want to share it with you two.”

            “What’s so special about it?” Wendy wanted to know.

            “You really need to see it to appreciate it,” I said.  “I’m not going to tell you any more, because I want it to be a really neat surprise for the two of you, just as it was for me.”

            I think after lunch they went, hand in hand, to see my ‘secret place’, not so much because they thought I had really found something as that they just wanted to be alone together.  “It’s not hard to find,” I said.  “Just follow this path.  There is a little climbing you’ll have to do to get up there, but it’s not all that bad, and trust me, it’s worth it.”

            I sat there on the blanket alone just thinking about the tree house I would like to build.  In such a beautiful, secluded location, with giant banyan trees both at the top and bottom of the little clearing, it would be possible to build a tree house of several rooms, high up against the cliff face that encircled the clearing and pool on three sides.  From there you would have a view out to sea, and the ocean breezes, and yet it would be protected too.  It would be easy to build a ladder or steps to the top of the falls for diving.  The pool was absolutely crystal clear, although extremely cold, and deep enough to be safe for such diving.

            As I sat there, I began to realize how far I had come in such a short time.  My body was strong, my mind was being stretched by new learning, new experiences, and new insights every day, and I had a positive hope that life for me would somehow turn out great after all.  But I also realized that no matter how great the friendships were that I had developed with the Skipper and crew, there was a deep loneliness and a longing down inside me that would only be satisfied when I had a wife I could call my own.                                            

            I was still sitting there with my knees drawn up to my chest, contemplating the meaning of life and growing drowsy from the afternoon sun, when Mr. Stealth walked up quietly behind me, barefooted on the sand.  He had crossed the creek, as I had done, so that the bottoms of his trousers were also wet.  He squatted down beside me, and looking out to sea, said, "Well, Cheerly, did you get some sun today?”      

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Tattoo, the Seaman’s Mark of Manhood

            When Bo returned to the Wanderlust that night, he was sporting his long contemplated tattoo.  I was amazed at how clear and sharply defined the picture was and how brilliant the colors.  Many of the tattoos I had seen seemed diffused and pale by comparison.

            “There’s nothing to it,” Bo declared.  “Didn’t take long and didn’t really hurt at all.  And look, Cheerly, I’ve found the perfect design for you.  This will look so great right here on your arm.”

            What he showed me was, perhaps, the most unique picture of a beautiful, young mermaid I have ever seen.  She was sitting wistfully on a rock at the bottom of the sea, her bare arms clutching her knees (or where her knees would have been if she hadn’t had a fish tail). Her head was turned dreamily to one side, while her hair trailed down over her back, and her tail spread out over the rock.  The pinkish cream of her long back and upper body contrasted with the blue-green shimmer of her lower fishy body.  She looked as if waiting, lonely and longingly, for her lover.  I was mesmerized by her loveliness.

            “Now, Jack, this is special, and costs extra, but this woman can do this for you tomorrow morning, and Cracker, and Checkers, and Coby, and I are all wanting to chip in to pay for it for you.  So what do you say?  She looks so much like the mermaid on the front of Wanderlust, doesn’t she?  All of us are going to be getting tattoos to remind us of the great times we’ve had this summer, and we want you to be one of us.”

            This last convinced me to have it done, and so the following morning the five of us hitchhiked into Roseau so that Jack, the sailor boy, could get his mark of manhood.

            Bo lied.  It hurt!  But I gritted my teeth and with my shipmates chiding me and urging me on, I managed to get through the experience without shedding a tear.

            Cracker’s tattoo was the funniest.  The fat woman decorated his behind with a monkey eating a banana.

            “Now that you guys are all authentic sailors,” Bo said, “I have to tell you that when I woke up this morning, my arm felt like I’d been branded!  But it has eased up some.”

            Now he tells us,” Coby said, still gritting his teeth and trying to smile.  He had been the last to get his.

As we left the tattoo shop and started down the road on our return to Wanderlust, I kept looking at my left arm and wondering what the Skipper would say when he saw it.  I wondered what Rance and Wendy would say.  Rance didn’t have a tattoo, and never did get one, in fact.  The rest of my band of brothers all wound up sporting something nautical or unique to their personalities, but all different.  Mokotai already had several tattoos from some years before.  I suppose he had gotten them in the South Pacific.  Mr. Stealth had a couple of military tattoos that I hadn’t paid much attention to before, but that were probably from his service with the Seals.

The next morning my arm felt just like someone had seared it with a red-hot iron!  I mopped around down below decks all day, running a fever and trying to read.  I was glad we were at anchor and I had no real, heavy duties to perform.   

“You think you hurt?  I can’t even sit down!” Cracker lamented.

“Stupid, foolish thing for you boys to do!” Mr. West snorted. 

When the Skipper did finally see my tattoo, he grabbed my arm, twisting it to get a better look, and then let me go without a word.  I don’t think he was pleased, but he never mentioned it to me. 

“We’ve got trouble,” Cracker said the next evening as we sat down to chow around the mess table.  “No doubt some of you have been noticing the strange cycle of weather we’ve been having the last couple of days—sultry hot and still, followed by heavy rains growing more heavy?  Well, I just picked it up late this afternoon on the radio.  There’s a hurricane coming; it’s headed directly for us; and, Mr. Stealth and Mr. Besterman are putting their heads together right now trying to decide what we’re gonna do.”

“When’s the Skipper due back?” I asked.

“He didn’t say just how long he thought he would be,” Wendy said, joining us with a cup of coffee.  The Skipper had made it quite clear he expected to return to Dominica and find Wanderlust where he left her, his daughter safe, his loyal crew protecting his property while enjoying their holiday.  Later that evening, I got a chance to speak to Rance about it.

“I don’t know what we’re gonna do, Li’l Brother,” Rance said.  “It’s obvious we can’t stay here directly in the path of a big storm and ride it out at anchor.  Mr. Stealth thinks we ought to go north to the American Virgins and see if we can’t find shelter in a port there.  It could pass to the south of us, then.  But I reminded him that more hurricanes turn north than south and suggested we

go still further down into the Lesser Antilles.

“Can you navigate this ship into waters you’ve never been in?” I asked.

“We’ve got good charts and the best equipment,” Rance replied.  “I think Whipple and I together could.  We wouldn’t go any further than we thought we absolutely had to go to get clear of the storm.”

“Yeah,” I said, “but what will the Skipper think when he comes back and doesn’t find Wanderlust here?  He probably knows about the hurricane and is busting his gut to get back here right now!”  Rance just shook his head.

“Whatever we decide, we’re gonna have to do first thing in the morning,” he said.  “We’ll just have to explain it to him when he does get back.”

The following morning, long before dawn, Rance and Mr. Stealth rousted us all awake calling “All hands on deck!”  It was apparent that they and Wendy had put their heads together during the night and come up with a plan of action.   Cracker confirmed that the latest reports indicated that there was no significant change in the direction of the hurricane bearing down on us and that it was expected to intensify throughout the day.  With a great deal of anxiety, we raised the anchor and set Wanderlust on a southwesterly course that would take us into deep water, away from other islands, and hopefully away from the storm.  The sea had already begun to rise and it continued to rise as the clouds overhead became more and more menacing, racing along at increasing speed.  Rain, which only the day before had come in short, almost welcome showers of relief from the sultry heat, now began to beat down on us with greater intensity and greater frequency.  I began to wonder if Rance had made the wrong decision and was sailing into the storm instead of away from it.

Cracker had been up all night getting the latest weather advisories on the radio, but he continued at his post whenever he wasn’t needed on deck.  He was able to establish contact with several other vessels, commercial and private, that like us were fleeing the storm.

Wendy and Mr. West took turns trying to give Rance periods of relief at the helm, but they were only brief respites because Rance insisted on manning the helm himself most of the time.  He was stronger than almost any of the rest of us, able to wrestle with the kicking wheel while Wanderlust bucked the waves.  It was reassuring to see him standing there, hour after hour, feet planted wide apart, in his rubberized yellow slicker and storm pants.  But I could tell by the intense expression on his face as he constantly checked our course, the strain on shortened sails, the troughs and flow of the waves, that he was bearing the full responsibilities of his first command at sea.  When Mr. Stealth relieved him at eight bells to go below and get something to eat, he was gone hardly long enough to get the sandwich Wendy had made for him before he was back out on deck, taking the lead in whatever needed to be done.

Down in the galley Blarney was riding the storm in her cage rigged to remain calm and vertically upright no matter how the ship pitched and rolled around her.  She was a good sailor.

Wendy had everything on the galley stove lashed down with bungee cords.  Early that morning, after getting underway, we had rigged everything above and below decks for rough weather.  Extra safety lines now ran the length of the ship and were needed to move about on decks awash from waves that regularly crashed over the bow to come racing aft as foaming green sluice.  They could easily knock a fellow completely off his feet, and it was definitely one hand for the ship and one for one’s self.

I have no idea where Blind Pew rode out the storm.  She and Salty both had disappeared, but I was reasonably certain neither had gone overboard.  When Rance ordered me to go into the Skipper’s stateroom later and get the better sextant, I found Salty snuggled down on the Skipper’s sofa bed.  Whenever the bed was opened out Salty always slept at the Skipper's feet.  Now, the best he could do was get as close as he could to the Skipper’s pillow.  And he had already begun to pull the stuffing from a tear in the sofa’s upholstery.

I don’t think any of us really got much sleep that night.  Every one of us felt a personal responsibility to bring Wanderlust through safely and deliver her unharmed to the Skipper when next we should see him.  I was glad we’d had previous experience with rough weather sailing when the Skipper had been in command.

As it turned out, the storm did go north of Dominica, but not by much, and we got a lot of nasty weather from it as it headed toward the south side of Puerto Rico and across Hispanola.  When we were able to put about and bring Wanderlust back to Dominica, we sailed directly into Roseau, and there was a happy Captain Narwhal waiting for us on the docks.

“What have you done to my ship?” the Skipper demanded the moment he stepped aboard.

“What do you mean,…Sir?” Rance countered, a tired but relieved smile on his face.

            “I don’t know which is worse—your act of piracy or her disheveled condition,” the Skipper said.  “There’ll be a week’s work to put her back right!”

            We all just looked at him wordlessly and then grimly returned to our tasks.

            “What?  What did I say?” he asked to no one in particular.

The next morning we left Dominica bound north again towards Puerto Rico.  The Skipper gave orders that the ship be made as clean and shipshape as it had ever been.  When asked, he said, “There is an island, and we’re going to be picking up some passengers to take to it.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There Is an Island

            No one in the crew was under the illusion that the Skipper was simply having a happy vacation and paying for an expensive crew to have a good time at the various ports of call.  He hadn’t just chosen our crew to have a successful shakedown cruise for the Wanderlust.  Rance and I both, I think, were beginning to have definite thoughts about some of his motives.  I had been ordered not to mention Wendy’s picture to Rance, or the conversations I had with the Skipper; and, I followed orders.  But it occurred to me that, with the exception of Whiskers and Tar, every one of the crew were single, eligible bachelors, even Mokotai.  I was younger than Wendy by three years; Rance was her age; Coby was younger; the rest were her age or only a little older.  None had said they intended to go to college except Rance, and that only recently.  The scuttlebutt around the capstan was that the Skipper was ferreting out and setting up business contacts at our various ports of call so that in future years he would use the Wanderlust as a source of income when his lotto winnings ran out.  None of us knew how much he was worth.  It was obvious that the Skipper loved his daughter and felt very protective toward her.  But she maintained a kind of staunch independence from her dad and definitely gave the impression she would make up her own mind about anything that affected her.  Her years at FSU had apparently healed any dependence she might have felt toward him after her mother died.  She loved and respected her father, but she did things her way.

            It was not surprising, therefore, to learn that the Skipper had arranged to take on some passengers when we arrived in San Juan.  We called at some of the ports we had missed on our way south to Dominica as we went north,  Guadelupe, Montserrat, St. Kitts and Nevis, and the American Virgin Islands, St. Croix, St. Johns, and St. Thomas.  The Skipper seemed to be in no great hurry to reach San Juan. 

            One night, when I was at the helm, the Skipper came up and joined me.  He stood beside me looking out over the beauty of a calm sea fully lit by a gorgeous moon.  The full moon, particularly, looks bigger and closer and brighter at sea, especially in those latitudes.

            “I respect you, Cheerly, for sticking by your religious beliefs,” he said.  “I suppose over the years I lost mine, especially after my wife died.”

            “Thank you, Sir,” I said.  He stood there quietly for the longest time, and I began to wonder if he wanted me to say more.  “I don’t think I’m perfect, Sir, or a saint, or even a good person, and I don’t understand a lot about religion, but I haven’t found anyone in my life, or in my reading, that offers a better, more positive example to follow than Jesus, Sir,” I said.

            “How is that?” he asked.

            “I mean, Jesus taught a bunch of poor fishermen to love, and he showed us how to love.  Love is a whole lot more than marriage or sex.”

            “What do you think love is, Cheerly?”

            “I think love is valuing a person, or a thing like this ship, or a country, more than your own life, Sir.”

            “Do you value this ship more than your own life, Jack?”

            “Yes, Sir, I think I do.”

            He stood there quietly, puffing on his pipe, and then he said, “Well, good night, Jack.”  And he went below.

            In retrospect it is easy to say that the Skipper made a series of unwise decisions when he decided to take on some paying passengers.  He was first approached with the proposition of using his private vessel to transport a man and his furniture to a remote island in the Virgin Islands.  He had spent a frustrating summer trying to decide what would be his best options for the use of Wanderlust in future years.  There had been the neat couple we had gone swimming with in the “Baths” in the British Virgin Islands.  There were friendships we had made in yacht clubs and marinas in a dozen places.  We had met so many nice people, tourists, newly-weds, other private yacht owners, in the various ports of call, that it was easy to be lulled into the belief that nothing amiss would come of a simple request for help.  It wasn’t easy to arrange transportation of heavy items to remote locations.

            We spent several days in San Juan, taking on fresh water, fuel, supplies, and a number of large and heavy crates that had to be stored away in the hold.  All of this was preparatory to the arrival of our ‘guests’, and during this time we had an opportunity to explore this very ancient city of the Spanish New World Empire, now a major tourist city in an American commonwealth.  The streets of Old San Juan are still paved with blue bricks brought to Puerto Rico in the holds of Spanish treasure ships as ballast and then traded as weight for the gold that was hauled back to Spain from the new world.  I was really able to practice my Spanish because so many of the people also speak English very well.  They liked it when I spoke to them in Spanish, but I could always easily get corrections in English that made my progress in Spanish rather rapid.  I hadn’t made as much progress with my French, but something would change that soon enough.

            I visited El Morro, the huge Spanish fortress that guards the entrance to San Juan harbor, and one night stood on the cliff tops on the north side of the island to watch the sea pounding in.  Another hurricane had passed north of Puerto Rico into the Bahamas and the sea would come in great waves crashing against the cliffs with such a mighty force that geysers of spray were sent a hundred or more feet above the cliffs and our heads.  The very ground shook beneath my feet.  It was awesome to watch the power that God can unleash in nature.

            We took on all kinds of special supplies for our guests. There were cases of rum and liquor, deck chairs for the after quarter deck, a huge party-striped awning to be rigged over that deck beneath the main boom.  This was followed by cases of specialty cigars, gourmet foods, scuba gear, an astounding collection of luggage reportedly filled with purchases these people had made, several expensive rifles with scopes, fishing gear, the list went on and on.  Supposedly the crates we had loaded into the hold were loaded with new furniture.  We all began to wonder what kind of potentate was coming aboard when one of the four guest staterooms was completely full of their stored belongings.

            The most that the Skipper would say was that we would be transporting two very rich people to their own private island.  He either didn’t know, or failed to mention, that they would also have an entourage and a very undesirable pet.

            One of the large cruise ships that travels throughout the Caribbean also docked in San Juan while we were there, and Mr. West left us to visit a friend aboard who  was Scottish and played the bagpipes.  One evening we were invited over for a kind of concert and contest between the two, and I must say Whiskers upheld the honor of Wanderlust quite well.  On the weekend Tar, Coby, Wendy, and I rented a car, and Tar drove us up to Mt. El Yunque rain forest.  The winding highways, switching back and forth like tortured snakes and originally carved out of the sides of the mountains by the Spaniards using slave labor, gave us some exciting moments.  One has to drive through the mountains repeatedly honking the car horn because it is impossible to see what’s coming at you around the next twisting curve until you’re right on it.  The views of the valleys with their sugarcane fields all supplying their rum industry were beautiful.  We had gone swimming that morning at one of the famous beaches and at noon could look down three thousand feet through breaks in the clouds at noon at where we had gone swimming earlier that morning.

            “It’s like a whole little universe,” Wendy said.  “There is just about every kind of terrain in the world, including almost desert-like conditions on the southeastern corner of the island.”

            “We should call it ‘God’s Little Universe’,” I agreed.

            Tar stayed at the restaurant near the waterfalls on the top of El Yunque while Wendy, Coby, and I decided to hike to the summit.  At one of the picnic shelters on the trail to the top Coby challenged me to a chin-ups contest using one of the overhead rafters.  I wasn’t about to let him beat me with Wendy looking on.  I think I cranked out more chin-ups than I had ever done in my life, certainly faster than Coby toward the last, and I think Wendy was impressed.  “Surely you’re ready to join the Monkey Boys Club by now, Cheerly,” she said.  “I’ll have to tell Dad to give you another shot at it.”  I didn’t tell her I had been ready on Dominica, but I was privately very proud of myself.

            Two limousines pulled up at the dock from one of the big hotels that Monday morning, and we finally got a look at our guests.  The Wanderlust, Skipper, and crew were prepared to give them a royal welcome.  Mr. West piped them aboard while we all stood at attention in new shorts, matching T-shirts, and sneakers the Skipper had provided.

I was dumbfounded by what came aboard, but as cabin boy it was my duty to show them to their staterooms and see to their getting comfortably settled in.

            Three short, lithe men hastily departed the first limousine, dressed alike in what I can only be described as what I had imagined Oriental ninjas to look like from things Rance had told me.  They were swathed in black from head to toe, their faces completely covered except for their eyes.  A giant of a man who wore a black, double-breasted business suit accompanied these three.  He was hatless, but his nationality I could not determine.  They formed up, two on each side of the gangplank.  Then from the second limousine emerged a dark complexioned, suave man with a thick black moustache dressed all in white, including his shoes, and wearing a white, plantation style hat with a wide brim.  He made quite a show of assisting a middle-aged brunette dressed in a multi-colored floral pants suit and golden sandals with a huge gaudy hat she had trouble controlling in the wind.  The thing that riveted my attention, however, was the large snake she had draped over her shoulders and around her arms.  It was quite alive and every bit of seven to eight feet in length.  

They both were wearing dark glasses, and the man was smoking a cigar.  Up the gangplank they came, smiling broadly, followed by the four men, and stepped aboard.  I cringed when I saw their hard-soled shoes hit the Skipper’s immaculate deck, but the Skipper stepped forward, smiling graciously, and said, “Welcome aboard the Wanderlust, Doctor!  May I present my daughter, Miss Wendy Narwhal?  Wendy, this is Dr. Manuel Sangre de Toro.”

            “It is a pleasure to at last be aboard your magnificent vessel, Sen~or Capitan!” the doctor responded while glancing quickly around at the ship and its assembled crew.  He took off his dark glasses.  “Please allow me to present my confidante, Monique.  And this is my bodyguard, Scar, and his assistants.”  It was only then that I saw the nasty scar that ran from the corner of the giant’s left eye in a jagged cut that ended at the corner of his mouth, giving him a decidedly cruel appearance.  The liquid, almost taffy-like quality of the doctor’s voice, bespoke sophistication, but it had a hard undertone of command that cut through and made him seem less than sincere.

            “I know that you want to get underway immediately and there’ll be plenty of time to get acquainted with my crew.  We’re all one, big, happy family and pretty informal.  Right now I’ll have my cabin boy, Cheerly, show you to your staterooms and then perhaps you’ll join me for refreshment on the afterdeck.  Jack, we call him Cheerly, please show our guests to their quarters.”

            I tried to appear nonchalant and pleased to have them as guests, but I have to confess the idea of having that large snake aboard rattled me.  Thoughts of it sucking up Salty or Blind Pew crossed my mind.

            “Oooo, magnifique!” Monique kept saying as she followed me below.  “’Cheerly’,” she said in what seemed a French accent when we got to their stateroom door “eez cute!  You hold ‘Fifi’.”  Immediately she unloaded the snake on me, and I struggled with its surprising weight while it accommodated itself to me.  I’m sure my wide eyes betrayed my alarm.  “Not to worry,” Monique smiled sweetly while reaching up to pinch me on my cheek.  “Fifi will not eat you.  Put her over there.”  She pointed at the bed.  I was only too glad to carry the snake over and put it on the bed.  Doctor Sangre de Toro came in, making space a little cramped, and I eased around Monique toward the door.

            “Theese for you,” she said, sticking a folded bill into the elastic waistband of my shorts.

            “No…no…you don’t have to tip me,” I stammered, but she kissed me suddenly on the lips while drawing me toward her with her hand behind my back.  Startled, I broke away, aware that the doctor was eyeing me coldly.

            “Sooo cute!” she laughed, as I beat a hasty retreat out the door.  The doctor’s entourage accepted the two rooms I showed them, one next door, and one across the passageway, without a word spoken, and did not tip me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Assassins

            For the duration of the trip, those three ninja type bodyguards stayed in their cabins below, taking their meals there, playing cards and dice, and never saying one word in my presence.  It was my job to deliver their meals to them.  They would open their door long enough to take the trays I delivered, or return them after, and then shove me in the chest to make me leave.  At least I think they stayed in their cabins.  From what Rance told me about ninjas, they could have been all over Wanderlust at night, especially when I was sleeping, and I would never have known it.  I just hoped that Fifi was staying in the cabin assigned to the doctor and Monique!  I did not want that thing sleeping with me!

            Scar, on the other hand, came up on deck frequently, saying little at all, certainly not entering into conversation or answering questions.  He spent most of his time topside leaning attentively against the rail, eyeing me with apparent malice, occasionally checking the compass course, but mostly being a silent listener to others’ talk.  I surmised that he was probably well armed with more than one type of weapon.  I supposed that all of them were probably just doing their jobs, in all fairness, since the doctor was reputed to be very rich and probably had protection wherever he went.  From time to time Scar would survey the horizon with a pair of binoculars.

            The doctor and Monique were the affable ones.  The doctor spent his time sipping daiquiris or after dinner liquors, smoking cigars, sitting in a deck chair and conversing with the Skipper.  He also had the strange habit of playing with a scalpel, rotating it through his fingers while he talked.  Monique, obviously bored and needing something to entertain her at all times, came topside in a magenta thong bikini that made me think of a hippopotamus in one whenever I saw her from the rear.  She was middle-aged and voluptuous, spoke almost exclusively to the doctor in French, and spent a lot of time checking her makeup and sunbathing.  Whenever she was really bored she would try to engage one or another of the crew in some impromptu entertainment.  The first evening she had discovered that Rance had a new set of bongo drums he had purchased in San Juan, and she proceeded to try to teach him some Latin American rhythms.  Rance didn’t mind her attentions, but Wendy didn’t like it one bit.  Fortunately, a lot of Wendy’s time was spent in the galley with Mr. West and Tar turning out gourmet delicasies.  Monique also tried to teach various ones of us to dance to Calypso music and other Spanish tunes picked up on a portable radio.   Our excuse for not letting any of this go too far was, of course, that we were on duty and had tasks to be done.

            The second evening, while we headed southeast toward Anguilla, I had just delivered another round of drinks to those on the afterdeck, when I realized the doctor was saying something about himself and his affairs to the Skipper, and so I lingered at the rail to listen.  He was telling the Skipper how successful he had been as a surgeon, how inexpensively one could live in the islands, and that he was setting up his own little plantation on his own little island to live like a king.

            I noticed that Scar had been staring at me for some time, but since it never meant anything, I tried to ignore him.  Then he leaned over and whispered something in Monique’s ear.  She, in turn, said something to the doctor in French.

            “Sen~or Capitan,” the doctor said, “your crew seems well trained, loyal, good workers.  Are they disciplined?”

            “What do you mean?” the Skipper asked.  “Of course, they’re disciplined.”

            “I mean, that I require a high degree of discipline in my bodyguards.  They are ready to die for me.  Your cabin boy, how disciplined is he?  Perhaps, you could give us a little demonstration.”

            The Skipper squinted hard at the doctor for a long moment, then grunted.  “Cheerly!” he barked.

            “Sir?” I responded, moving away from the rail.

            “Brace, Mister!”

            I snapped to attention as the Skipper put down his pipe and got up from his deck chair.  He came over to me and spoke quietly.  “Do you trust me, Jack?”

            “Sir, yes, Sir!” I said, not loudly but affirmatively.

            “Are you ready to take a swim?”

            “Yes, Sir?”

            “Then trust me, and take off your shirt and sneakers.”

            I did as I was told.  I was aware that all three of the strangers on our deck were now watching me closely.

            “Take a dive off the yardarm.”

            It was only as I started up the foresail halyard that I remembered we were underway.  Wanderlust was making maybe four or five knots under a nearly full press of sail.  We were not using the topsail, however; only the fore and aft sails.  When I reached the topsail yardarm I could look down at those watching me intently from the afterdeck.  Moving out on the foot-ropes, I remembered the first time Rance had made me do this while we were anchored off of Cumberland Island.  I also remembered that the Skipper had drilled our crew numbers of times in various emergency exercises.  We were now well off the northeastern coast of Puerto Rico, making steady progress on a southeasterly tack in water that was probably a thousand feet deep.  There were no other sails on the horizon.  Taking one last look at the afterdeck, I dove into the deep blue of the Atlantic below.

               By the time my head broke water and I shook the salt water out of my eyes, the fantail of the Wanderlust was fast leaving me while I treaded water in the ship’s wake.  But I could also now hear the Skipper barking ‘man overboard’ orders and sounding the bosun’s pipe he always wore on a chain around his neck.  This was followed by the alarm sounding on the ship’s horn and the sudden appearance of crew on deck. As the sails were let go to flap in the wind, Coby, who had been at the helm, brought Wanderlust into the wind.  She lost way and then began drifting toward me, her twin engines now droning at near idle.

I began to swim toward the ship and in a short time was climbing up the rope thrown over the side.  

            “Skipper!” I protested, “You forgot to throw me a life buoy!  And you could have, at least, put the ladder over the side!”

            “You didn’t need it, Jack.  I knew you could swim,” he said with a grin.  “And you just earned your dog tags, wet hands and all, Monkey Boy!”

            Every member of the crew was topside to see me receive my dog tags, and even the three ninja types, having belatedly decided something unusual must be going on, had come up on deck to observe.  Without a word they went back below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     Captain Butcher

            “These people are strange!” I said to Mr. West quietly while playing chess with him on his berth.  “I wish now that I spoke more French, but do you know that crazy woman, what’s her name, Monique, has tipped me over four hundred dollars in the last forty-eight hours for ridiculously small things?  She tipped me a hundred bucks just for showing them to their staterooms.”

            “They are very rich, and their values are different from ours,” Mr. West said.  “Money doesn’t mean the same thing to them.  They gave me a hundred dollars just for piping them aboard.  What are you doing with all your cash, by the way?”

            “I’m giving it to the Skipper to hold for me,” I said.  “He holds all my money.  I think he must have a safe of some kind in his cabin, but I’ve never seen it.  He always gives me money out of my earnings if I ask him for some.”

            “Well, I, for one, will be glad when we have delivered them, and all their belongings, and their python, to their island, collected our fee, and departed.  I hate snakes!”

            About that time, Checkers stuck his head through the hatch.  “You’re wanted in the doctor’s stateroom, Cheerly.”

            I looked at Mr. West and shrugged.  “Sorry,” I said, “I’ll finish the game later.  Duty calls again.  At least I can’t complain about the pay.”  I headed aft through the

companionway toward the guest staterooms and knocked at the doctor’s door.  “Eeenter!” Monique’s voice called.  I opened the door, stepped in, the shadow of a hand passed over my eyes as I was siezed from behind around my neck, and then everything went black.

            I have no idea how long I was unconscious.  I remember something like a rushing sound, like a great wind, and when I came to groggily my wrists and ankles were bound together behind my back.  I was lying on my stomach on the floor, and I tried to raise my head to see where I was.  A foot, a ninja foot, was planted on the back of my neck, pressing my shoulders to the floor.  The lights were out in the cabin, but I could just make out my assailant’s other foot inches from my face.  I also had been gagged with duct tape.  I tried to squirm free but someone else drove the toe of their shoe into my ribs, which really hurt!

            Then I realized that the doctor was squatting down beside my head.  “Now, dear boy, you will do exactly what I tell you.  Trust is a wonderful thing.  I was always amazed at the trust my patients displayed just before they went under the knife for surgery.  But I will teach you a different kind of trust, the assurance that comes from fear.  If you do not cooperate I will peal the skin from your body, dismember you alive slowly, and feed you to my pythons!”  He stuck the glinting blade of his scalpel in front of my eyes.

            To say that I was afraid is an understatement.  My stomach was a cold knot of fear.  Then I realized that the doctor was talking again, but not to me.

            “It is better this way.  We will take the ship tonight.  Now that we have the boy, they will all cooperate.  Later we will get out of him where the Capitan hides his money.  And of course, there is also the woman.  For right now, it will be better if he sleeps.  I will give him a little something.”

            He stood up, busied himself for a moment at the locker, and then, returning, plunged a needle into my arm.  “He will be a good boy now,” he said.  “If he awakens, call me.  Do not damage him.  Scar will get from him, or the woman, whatever we need.”

            I slept.  I don’t know how long I slept, but I have a feeling it was a pretty long time.  When I did come to my senses, it was morning, and I was being carried up a long dock and steps toward a two-story house and a low set of buildings that constituted the doctor’s ‘plantation’.  The two ninjas that carried me took me into a small, interior patio or courtyard, beautifully tiled and furnished with a fountain and garden furniture, open to the sky.  A large tree occupied one corner and spread out over the patio to give it shade.  In the opposite corner was what appeared to be a large aquarium with a plate glass front containing several big pieces of driftwood and a sandy floor.  It was dry, and no fish were in it.

            I was dropped unceremoniously on the tile floor, and in a few minutes one of the ninjas returned with a long rope.  They cut my ankles loose, but left my wrists bound together.  My legs were so cramped that I groaned as I straightened them, and before I could rise, one of them put his foot between my shoulder blades and began tying the end of the rope around my upper left arm.  They passed the end of the rope under my right arm and then suddenly yanked my elbows together, binding my upper arms together tightly.  I tried to cry out because the pain was so fierce, not only on my arms but also in my shoulders and across my chest as well.  In a moment they had thrown the rope up over a branch of the shade tree and drawn me up so that my toes were inches above the pavement.  I twisted and danced in agony, for it seemed as if my shoulders would be dislocated from the weight of my body pulling downward.  My chest felt as if a branding iron ran across it from shoulder to shoulder.  But there was nothing I could stand on to relieve the pain, and great tears flowed down my cheeks.  They left me there, swinging back and forth over the patio pavement.  I was having trouble breathing, especially with the duct tape wrapped over my mouth, chin, jaw, and around my head.  I kept throwing my head back in a vain attempt to get a better breath and kicking my feet, but any movement only increased the pain in my chest, arms, shoulders, and back.    

            I hung there for what seemed an eternity.  It must have been close to noon, for the sun was beating down into the courtyard and there was little or no breeze.  My T-shirt was soaked with my sweat.  Finally, the doctor and Monique arrived.  Monique was carrying the python, Fifi.  She took the creature over to the aquarium and put it in.  From where I was hanging I could see it, as though through a red mist of pain, slowly slithering up and over and around the driftwood, its forked tongue exploring its habitat.  Then Monique left to go into another part of the house, and I was left alone with the doctor.  He walked around me and surveyed my situation, puffing away on his cigar, and then sat down in one of the decorative iron garden chairs with his back to me, making sure that he was well beyond my ability to kick him with my bare feet.  He sat there for the longest time, watching the python in its glass-fronted cage across the small patio from us.  He was in no hurry and was enjoying his cigar.

            “Your Capitan inspires loyalty in his crew, dear boy, but they have all been quite cooperative now that I have you and the woman.  A python only feeds about once in two weeks, and of course it prefers to catch its prey alive and crush it slowly, strangling its victim and then licking it all over before swallowing it whole.  But it can be made to feed on dead, raw meat if that is all that is available; and, if properly exposed to it, will even savor human flesh.  I have several, large pythons on this small island, all of them properly trained.  They are better than watch dogs.  Fifi is my newest acquisition.  I will give you a demonstration of her eating habits later.  

              I have taken your ship to use for my own purposes.  Your Capitan and crew will do what I want as long as I want and then become food for my reptiles.  But there is one small matter you can assist me with.  I know that your Capitan keeps his money, I suspect in sizable amounts, in his cabin.  I do not want to tear the ship apart looking for it.  It will be easier for you, and for your friends, if you tell me where it is.  Of course, if you refuse or choose to be obstinate, I will get the location from the woman.  Scar!”

            Suddenly I dropped and crashed to the tile floor on my knees.  The pain was excruciating, and as I fell forward I prayed that my knees-caps were not cracked.  But I didn’t have long to worry about that because the giant, Scar, was standing over me wielding a piece of garden hose perhaps five to six feet in length!  He swung it from behind him in a vicious blow that contained all the force he could put into it.  It caught me across my shoulders, and I would have screamed if I had not been gagged.

            Desperately I tried to roll away from him across the patio, but I only managed to get myself twisted up in the length of rope that had once strung me up to the tree.  He followed me, hitting me again and again with the length of hose.  Several blows caught me across my head and face.  Others landed on my legs, buttocks, arms, and chest.  No matter how I twisted or turned, the hose would strike me with a punishing blow.  I could not stand.  I could not curl into a ball.  I could not protect my face or head.  My wrists were still bound behind my back, and my screaming shoulder muscles were no help at all in controlling my upper body.  The beating went on and on.  I was in agony and desperate for breath!  It felt as if every part of me had been beaten and bruised.  Never had I experienced such an attack from the old man, Sam!  Throughout it all I was vaguely aware that Doctor Sangre de Toro was coolly watching my being beaten with absolute indifference.   Exhausted, I finally could move no more.  I lay still and waited for the next blow to reach me.  Again and again Scar hit me with that hose.  I have no idea how many times he hit me.

“Enough!” the doctor finally ordered.  “Take him out to the cistern.  We’ll let the sun do its work next, and I will finish with him later.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nightmare at Noon

            Scar stopped beating me and snapped his fingers.  He untied the long rope, but not my wrists, and yanked it from around my body.  Two ninjas dragged me out to the back of the house where a huge cylinder of what looked like concrete sewer pipe had been sunk into the ground like a dry well.  It was at least twelve feet deep and perhaps ten feet in diameter.  They laid me down at the rim and kick pushed me over with their feet.  I fell to the hard, sandy,  concrete floor, striking my head, and again passing into blessed unconsciousness.

            In those tropical latitudes the hours from noon until two in the afternoon are so hot that the Spanish siesta is a universal custom.  I awakened to pain; stifling, bright hot sunlight was pouring into the pit so that the concrete wall of it was hot to the touch.  Every part of my body hurt.  To move at all was agony, and I was still gagged and my wrists bound.  I drew my body into a fetal position and lay with the sun beating down on me.  It was so bright that I could hardly stand to crack my bruised eyelids to look around.  I heard my heart beat pounding in my ears and my head throbbed fiercely.  There was no shade. 

            When I finally was able to work myself up into a sitting position, my bruised shoulders cried out in protest as soon as I leaned back against the wall.  I was glad that I was still wearing my jeans and T-shirt, because I surely would have been blistered in the hours that followed.  As it was, I felt I was being baked alive.  Thirst raged within me.  My dehydrated body cried out for relief.  In the dancing, stifling heat I began to hallucinate, strange mixtures of thoughts and fantasies.  No nightmare I have ever had was worse.

            When I could think clearly at all, I realized that at some point they would return for me, and that when they did, the worst was yet to come.  I could only hope that Wendy was not being put through what I was suffering, but I also thought that the longer I could hold out I might forestall their attacking her.  I made up my mind that no matter what they did to me, I would not reveal that I did not know where the Skipper kept his money.  I would keep my silence and tell them nothing for as long as I could stand it.  They might make me scream; they might kill me; I was determined not to be broken.  If they found out that I did not know, they would then set upon Wendy, and I could not let that happen. 

            I lay in one position for as long as I could stand it, and then I would try another in the hopes of getting some relief from the sun.  Rolling and writhing on the hot, sandy floor only served to cover and coat me in a layer of fine dirt and grit.  I probably looked more like a sand mummy than a human being.  It was evident that the cistern had not held water in quite some time.

I may have lost consciousness again; I’m not sure.  But suddenly I realized there was a small portion of shade made by the opposite wall.  The afternoon sun was receding, and painfully, very painfully, I scooted and rolled my body over into the shaded portion of the wall.

            Then I thought, “Now they will be coming for me to make me tell them where the Skipper’s safe is.”  But, that did not happen.  I finally was able to sit with my feet drawn up, my back against the wall.  Then I tried to stand.  My legs would not support me, and I fell again; eventually, I managed to stand and to walk around looking up at the absolutely smooth, curved surface of the wall of my pit.

There were no bars; nothing covering the top.  It was open to a clear, blue sky.  At only one place a large pipe entered just beneath the rim.  It was probably a spout leading from the roofs of the buildings.  But even if my hands hadn’t been bound behind me, I realized I would never be able to leap high enough to reach the rim and pull myself up to escape.

            There was nothing to be done but to sit in the small amount of shade and wait for whatever was to come.  I had no idea where the Skipper, or any of the other members of the crew, were.  I didn’t know if they were alive, what they might be doing, or what was happening to them.  Slowly, ever so slowly, the hours crept by.  The radiant heat from the walls of the cistern pulsed and throbbed and burned my eyes almost as painfully as I remembered my beating.

            Finally, I realized that the afternoon sun must be going down.  Day was turning into evening.  In all that time I had heard nothing but my own groans of agony.  Now I could hear the low rumblings of thunder, as if of a gathering thunderstorm.  I could also now hear the crashing of surf on the island’s shore.  Alarmed, I wondered if the cistern was still used and whether it might not fill with water if rain began.  At last the pit was growing cooler.  The deep-blue sky overhead darkened, began to turn to night, and then I could faintly make out the stars becoming visible.  Why hadn’t they returned to finish with me?   The pit became darker and darker until I could not see across it.  Above me the black of night punctuated by the stars was only a little lighter than the walls of my prison.  Dark clouds were passing over, at times obscuring the stars.  At those times the pit was plunged into total blackness.

            That’s when I remembered that snakes are nocturnal hunters, and that pythons liked water.  The thought panicked me.  Hadn’t the doctor said he had several pythons on the island, in his words ‘properly trained’?  I could become their next meal!  I remembered pictures of large pythons I had seen, some as big as eighteen to twenty-four feet.  I struggled to my feet again and began to pace frantically, looking up to the rim and expecting to see one of the huge beasts slithering in.  And then it began to rain.  The drops pelted down on me like cold ice, and a small trickle began to pour forth from the pipe opening above.

            Since I was gagged, I still could not end my raging thirst.  I don’t know how long I went on in this state, even walking into the opposite wall in my fear and scraping my forehead and nose.  The gathering water spread across the floor and began to fill the cistern.  Exhausted I sat down again, and tried to squeeze myself up into a tiny ball, but with my eyes glued to the gray disk above. Any movement, any movement at all along that rim, might mean the arrival of a predator against which I was utterly defenseless.  I was soon wet and muddy, and I began to chill.  My wet clothes clung to me.  I could only helplessly watch as the pour from the pipe increased.  And I wondered if I would be able to float and tread water with my hands tied behind me, knowing that it would take a very large amount of water to raise me up to the rim.  It would be twelve feet deep then and could drown me.

            A sudden, splashing thud across from me brought me instantly awake, all of my senses straining with terror.  I was rigid with fear and could not, would not move.  I wanted to cry out, to scream, but I could not.  Something was moving toward me across the wet floor, a shape, a large lump!  And then Mr. Stealth’s voice said, “Cheerly, it’s me.  Don’t move; don’t make a sound.  We’ll have you out of here in a few minutes.”

            He was beside me then and he whispered, “This may hurt a little.  I’ll try to be as gentle as I can, but remember, not a sound.”  I felt and heard the blade of a knife slit down the back of my head through my hair, separating the bands of duct tape. Quickly he yanked them from my ears and face, first one side and then the other, and suddenly I could breathe again freely.  He put his hand over my mouth and said, “Remember, not a word.”  In another moment he cut my hands free, and helped me to my feet.  “Steady,” he cautioned.  “I’m going to crouch down so you can get up on my shoulders.  As I lift you up, walk your hands up the wall and see if you can reach the edge.”

            I was wobbly, but he helped me, and as he stood up and I raised my arms upward, two pairs of hands seized each of mine and I was drawn quickly up and over the edge.  It was the Skipper and Rance.  I could have wept for joy!  In a moment Rance threw down a rope, and Mr. Stealth scaled up the wall to join us. 

            The Skipper grabbed me around my shoulders in a bear hug, and I almost screamed.  I was so battered and bruised that any pressure on my shoulders was excruciating.  But the relief of seeing the three of them all together and all alive brought tears to my eyes.

            “Skipper!  They have Wendy and there are several pythons!” I croaked.

            “No, we have Wendy, and don’t believe everything you’re told, Cheerly,” Mr. Stealth corrected. 

            “Can you walk, Cheerly?” the Skipper whispered.

            “Yes, Sir,” I said, nodding.

            “Then follow Mr. Stealth.  There’s no time to lose.”

            Crouching low, we made our way around the house and down the steps that led to the dock.  The pouring rain gave us the cover and opportunity we needed.  There were no ninja guards on the dock, and Wanderlust was not there.  But the dinghy was.  Slipping into it quickly and quietly, we began to row, out away from that dark house, now silhouetted in the dark, receding storm clouds against a new moon faintly visible in the east.  That is, Mr. Stealth and Rance did the rowing; I huddled next to the Skipper while he steered, one arm around me, and I began to shake all over.

            When we had gotten well out from the cove, we turned to circle the island, and soon I saw Wanderlust riding quietly at anchor in deep water behind the tip of the island.  Only then did the Skipper shine a flashlight on me that he had stowed in the bottom of the boat.

            “Boy, you are filthy!” he said.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rumbob’s Revenge

            Wanderlust rode gently at anchor in the harbor of Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas, the capital of the US Virgin Islands.  The Skipper and many of her crew had gone ashore, the Skipper and Mr. Stealth to report to the authorities, the rest to settle their nerves after our harrowing experience with modern day pirates.  I lay on a blanket on the afterdeck in my shorts allowing the sun to bake the meanness out of my poor, battered body.  Wendy and Mr. West sat in the same deck chairs that Monique and Dr. Sangre de Toro had occupied not more than a few days before.  Tar was down below fixing us a light lunch.  Rance and the previous night’s watch were sleeping.  Salty was sprawled on the deck close to my head; Blind Pew had found a place to curl up forward by the bowsprit.  Mr. West had just completed another, long string of profanities on the theme of our all being lucky to be alive and what he’d like to do to the doctor and Scar if he were ever to have the chance.

            “What I don’t understand is how Mr. Stealth figured it out, was able to escape, and rescue the rest of us,” I said, shading my eyes against the brightness of the sun.

            “Apparently he realized something was wrong while we were still loading de Toro’s so-called furniture in San Juan,” Wendy explained.  “He alerted Dad after we got underway and the two of them investigated the cargo together and confirmed that it wasn’t furniture, but weapons and ammunition.  That’s when they decided to create a diversion so that Whipple could disappear.  When you went over the side during the man-overboard drill, Dad gave the signal on his bosun’s pipe, and Mr. Stealth hid himself down in the bilge.  After they took you and me as hostages, they forgot to count heads when they took over the ship.”

            “I must have slept through a lot,” I said, shaking my head in dismay.

            “You did.  You were completely out for more than a day.  At least you didn’t have to put up with Monique and her disgusting python.  They kept me tied up in the same cabin with that beast!” Wendy shuddered.

            “Whipple Stealth deserves a medal!” Mr. West added.  “They’d have gotten away with their scheme if it hadn’t been for him.”

            “Well, what were they trying to do?  Did they actually think they could steal Wanderlust and kill us all?”

            “Yes, Cheerly, they did.  As long as they had you and Wendy as hostages, they could make the rest of us do as they pleased.  We were just slave labor to them that they needed to get the ship landed and unloaded.  After that we would have become food for their pythons!”

            “De Toro runs a drug smuggling operation,” Wendy added.  “They wanted the ship for that.  Eventually he planned to use the weapons in a take-over of one of the small South American republics and set himself up in really grand style.”

            “It’s amazing!” I said.  “They really are modern day pirates!”

            “Greedy and cruel!” Mr. West snorted.  “They thought they had it all going their way, once the ship was unloaded and all of us were under guard in a kind of hurricane bunker beneath the house.  They just didn’t count on Mr. Stealth.”

            “I can’t tell you how glad I was when Rance, that is, Mr. Besterman, came to let me out of that cabin!” Wendy exclaimed.  “I thought they were coming for me!”

            “Well, they would have been, I guess, if Mr. Stealth hadn't managed to rescue the Skipper and crew,” I said.  “They wanted the Skipper’s money and they hadn’t been able to locate his safe, so they were gonna try to force it out of me.  They were going to go to work on you next, Wendy, if they couldn’t get it out of me.  What they didn’t know was that I don’t know where the Skipper’s safe is, or if he even has one.  So it would have taken them awhile.”

            “Oh, he has one,” Wendy said.  “I helped him plan where it should be.  But only he knows the combination.”

            “Well, where is it?” I asked.

            “Behind the key box!” Wendy laughed.

            “Behind the key box?”  Mr. West and I were both surprised.

            “That’s right.  You know, Daddy always keeps all of his keys in one place where they can be easily found.  ‘A place for everything and everything in its place’ he always says.  Well, the safe is built into the wall behind the key box.  We figured no one would think to look there.  Don’t you want me to put some more lotion on your back?” Wendy asked.

            “Yes, but gently,” I said.  “I’m still sore all over.”

         I lay there while Wendy gently massaged lotion into my aching body, and only winced a little when she got to my shoulders.

            “How many of them were there?” I asked.

            “There were seven, plus the doctor and Monique,” Wendy said.  “Three of the ninja types were traveling with de Toro, and three more were on the island when we got there.”

            “Did Mr. Stealth have to kill any of them?”

            “Oh, no!  But he did kill two pythons,” Mr. West laughed.

            “Well, I killed one myself,” Rance said, emerging from the hatch below.

            “How did you do that?” Wendy asked.  She gave him a big smile.

            “I used a rope and strangled it to death,” Rance said, nonchalantly.  “I thought it was appropriate.”

“When did you do this?” Wendy asked. 

            “The Skipper and I reconnoitered the place while Whipple took you and the others to the ship.  We were looking for you, Cheerly.  We thought you were in the house.  I saw Fifi in an aquarium on the patio, and there was this piece of rope lying there; well, I just couldn’t resist.  Whenever de Toro and Monique came down to breakfast the next morning, they not only found Scar and all their thugs locked up in the downstairs bunker instead of us, but they also found Fifi hanging from a tree.”

            “One of us was gonna wind up inside that thing’s belly,” I said, thinking it likely would have been me.

            “Well, Tar’s got us some chicken salad sandwiches ready down below,” Rance said, “and I, for one, am ready to put some in my belly.  But before we go below, I have a question for you, Wendy.  Whiskers…Cheerly, you two might as well be witnesses.  I asked your dad, last night, and he gave me his approval.  He said I could if I’d finish college first on the condition, of course, that you say ‘yes’.”

            “Say ‘yes’ to what?” Wendy asked.

            “Will you marry me?” Rance said.

              Spinning Yarn

            What’s that, you say?  That Jack was just ‘spinning yarn’?  We’ll never know for certain, now, will we?  You know there’s what sailors call ‘The Devil’s Triangle’.  It runs from Miami to Bermuda, and from Bermuda down to the northeastern most part of the Antilles, and from there back to Miami.  The Wanderlust and her crew spent a lot of time in The Devil’s Triangle on that first voyage, and that tiny island of horror, if such really exists, must sit right in the southeastern corner of that triangle!  I take it that it was somewhere in the American Virgin Islands, probably close to St. Croix.  One thing I know is that Jack said he hoped never to meet devils like Dr. Sangre de Toro and his henchmen again.

            We’ll never know for certain because that was all Jack wrote during the second summer’s voyage to the Pacific about his previous summer’s voyage into the Caribbean.  I have talked with Jack many times over the years since and, as I said, he tells fascinating stories, but for whatever reasons he never wrote any more of his journal.

            I think it only fair to say that Captain Narwhal, and Jack, and the others, did fly to Puerto Rico on more than one occasion to give testimony, apparently, in a maritime court convened there.  Wendy Narwhal returned to FSU in September following that first voyage, and in January of the next year Rance Brewster Besterman enrolled there as well.  Some time thereafter, there was an announcement of their engagement in the local newspaper.  Jack spent that year back at Fernandina High School (his 10th grade; I think he was actually a year behind others his age), but at some point Captain Narwhal apparently decided to keep Cedric West as a full-time tutor to home school the boy.  Interestingly, every one of the first voyage crew signed on the next summer for the second voyage into the Pacific.

            When Jack began the second cruise, he was seventeen, shortly to become eighteen in July, and he must have written the journal as we have it in the first part of that second voyage.  I think he probably wrote it before they went through the Panama Canal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OLD JACK—A FERNANDINA SAILOR

 

 

 

            Do I know Old Jack?  Of course I do.  Nearly everyone on Amelia Island knows him, and nearly everyone likes him.  I don’t know that they understand him very well, but they like him.  Of course, some people don’t like him.  I guess he’s given some reason not to.  But many of them don’t live here any more, and I think everybody’s pretty happy about that.  The kind of people that wouldn’t like Old Jack wouldn’t make good neighbors. 

Old Jack is a salty kind of guy who came on to this island as a boy many years ago.  Some people seem to think that he came from Oklahoma or somewhere out West.  I don’t know where he came from or how he happened to get here.  He was just a youngster who showed up one day, very quietly, and gently started making himself part of the community.  Some folks say he eventually has come to have a lot of money in recent years, but you couldn't prove it by me.  The only expensive thing I’ve ever seen Old Jack do is to smoke a fine pipe.  He gets the fellow down at the tobacco shop just off Centre Street to mix him up his own secret blend, and he smokes one of those big old Oom Paul pipes that hangs out of one corner of his mouth down over his beard.  He always has a twinkle in his eye when he is smoking that pipe.  He wore nothing but a pair of faded blue jeans most of the time when he was younger, and now in his later years overalls and an old flannel shirt; he goes barefooted or wears heavy work shoes in winter, and an old Greek fisherman’s cap.  He always wears one of those.  He looks like he belongs down on the docks, and that’s where you can find him most of the time—either there, or up on one of those benches around the courthouse, or in the garden at the Methodist church.  He got to know and became one of those older fellows who seem to keep up with what’s what.  He plays checkers with the older men, smokes his pipe, and of all things, plunks on a small harp there in the church prayer garden.  He probably taught himself to play that harp.  I guess that is one other expensive thing he owns; although, he may have made it himself.  He always takes good care of it.  You can find him sitting there in the church garden plunking away at that harp, playing and singing.  Once in awhile you’ll see him carving on a piece of wood with a sailor’s rigging knife.  He keeps that knife sharp enough to shave by.  He makes things like boats and carved animals for kids.  He gives them away to some kid that comes along.  There are probably kids all over this island who have something Jack made for them.  People enjoy the sweet music he makes too.

            Old Jack gives away stories.  He is forever swapping yarns with somebody, and the kids love the tales he tells.  He is one of those men who has a keen eye for detail and would have made a fine author, but I’m not sure he had a lot of education.  He did go to college for a couple of years, but I don’t know if he got a degree.  He can keep people howling with laughter or entranced by mystery with the stories he tells.  But Jack is so busy enjoying his own stories himself that he never spends much time writing them down or profiting by them.  What follows is a rare exception, something he wrote years ago and I was able to talk him into letting me publish it for him, along with some of my versions of the tales he told. 

            He lives on board a boat, the ‘Merry Lyn’.  He keeps it anchored out yonder in the sound close to Tiger Island, out of the traffic of the Amelia River.  The river’s part of the Inland Waterway connecting Cumberland Sound with Nassau Sound thirteen miles to the south.  He rows across into the marina each morning, bringing his pipe and his harp with him, to get supplies and spend the day.  He claims he built his boat himself and named her after his mother.  His last name is Able—Jack Robinson Able.  I don’t think he ever married but once.  He kept his own counsel much of the time when he was younger.  He worked as a hand on the shrimp boats when he first came here.  All of the captains seemed to think well of him.  They said he was a strong, honest, hard working youth that loved the sea about as much as any boy could.

            Jack happened to come under the tutelage of a retired Navy Captain by the name of Thor Gunter Narwhal, who won a lot of money playing the lotto and spent it on a big sailing ship he fixed up to go cruising in.  It was just about that time that Jack came on to the island.  Narwhal found Jack working down at The Seafood Market, an orphan with no place to stay.  He liked the boy and hired him on to work on his new ship.  The two of them became like father and son.  Narwhal was the Skipper of the Boy Scouts’ Sea Explorer Ship back then.   About twenty some boys were part of that group.  The next thing I heard, Narwhal had taken off on a long voyage down into the Caribbean, and Jack went with him.  The year after that, Narwhal left for an around-the-world cruise, and Jack went with him on that voyage too.  Narwhal had all but adopted the boy by that time.  They were gone about three years, and when they came back, Jack went off to school for awhile at FSU.  He must’ve been about twenty-one or twenty-two by then.  After leaving college, Jack would go off on different adventures, but he always comes back here, like he considers this to be his real home.  Whenever he is in town you can find him working on one of the shrimp boats.  I suppose most of his tales come from the many voyages he made, first as a youth with Captain Narwhal, and then later by himself.  I don’t know if they are all true, but it would certainly have been fun to be along when they were happening.  I remember his telling about the encounter with modern day pirates that was every bit as wild and hair raising an adventure as if it had happened in the 17th century.   I hope you enjoyed it too!  

                                                                        J. Charles Cripps

                                                                        Fernandina Beach, FL