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RON FEWSMITH
WAS ABOUT to rob a bank. Armed only
with a color Palm Pilot. In person,
not virtually. Pausing
momentarily outside the heavy glass doors of Merchants' Trust, Fewsmith
mentally ticked off the steps in his plan again. Recollections from a hundred
heist films interrupted, racing across his cinemaphile's brain. But as
customers bustled past him, intent on doing their business this bright Monday
morning, Fewsmith broke his reverie, realizing he shouldn't dawdle too long
in this spot, lest he attract attention. Still, he hesitated a moment longer,
highlighting the stages of his scheme. He felt
assured about all aspects involving the human element. Long months of diligent
experimentation had left him confident that no individual in the bank would
offer him any resistance, so long as he held firmly to his little Digital
Assistant and remained free to deploy it. In fact, events should transpire so
smoothly that no employee of the bank would realize that a robbery was even
in progress. Only reconciliation of the day's transactions later that night
would reveal a shortage of cash. And by then Fewsmith would be safely home,
untraceable. No, his only
risk lay in the security cameras. The cameras made him sweat. There was no
way that he could alter the images recorded by these monitors. Hence his
disguise and adopted persona. Fewsmith wore
a large handlebar mustache reminiscent of one a nineteenth-century pugilist
might have favored. Colored contacts altered his eyes. His clothing betokened
some recent immigrant to these shores, perhaps a rube from the Balkans or
outermost Albania. And his burlesque accent had been practiced for days. Thus armed
and accoutered Fewsmith felt, on the whole, confident of success. So: no more
hesitation over this highly practical debut of his invention. Into the bank! After joining
the short line of customers standing more or less patiently in the chute of
velvet ropes, Fewsmith quickly advanced to lead position. When called by the
next available teller, Fewsmith put on a big smile and strode boldly forward. The teller --
a young pimple-faced fellow wearing a clip-on tie instinctively smiled back.
"How can I help you, sir?" Fewsmith
removed a sheaf of tattered foreign currency from his pocket and plopped it
on the counter. "You change?" "Oh, I'm
sorry, sir, you'll have to see one of our customer service reps for
that." "No
understand. Please to use translator." Fewsmith
proffered the Palm Pilot and the clerk reluctantly took it. "Is this
like some kind of computer dictionary? What do I do?" "Push
button here." The teller
depressed the indicated control. Instantly a
series of whirling alien glyphs, phantasmagorical in their variety and
motions, flooded the color screen. When these icons cleared they were
followed by a compressed digital movie, flickering at a subliminal rate.
Fewsmith had carefully crafted the loop out of snippets from an old
industrial training film that depicted stacks of cash being removed from a
drawer and passed through a teller's slot. The clerk
seemed staggered for a millisecond by this mini-movie, but quickly recovered,
his faculties apparently undisturbed. "I'm sorry, sir, but this screen's
blank. Your machine must be broken." Handing the
device back, the teller reached into his cash drawer and removed a half-dozen
fat stacks of banded cash. His hands seemed to be operating independently of
his consciousness, as if two separate personalities shared his brain and
body. The effect was disconcerting even to Fewsmith, who had witnessed it
before. Passing the
money to Fewsmith, the teller said, "Thank you, sir. Have a nice
day." Fewsmith
deposited both the bait money and the U.S. cash in capacious coat pockets.
"Tenk you." Fewsmith
nodded to the armed security guard on the way out, ready with a second
digital movie, tailored for just such a situation and safely stored in the
terabyte memory of the PDA, to show the guard if necessary. But the
rent-a-cop suspected nothing and merely nodded politely back. Outside the
bank Fewsmith walked several blocks to an alley. He discarded his mustache in
a dumpster, found the change of clothes he had hidden there and swiftly
donned them. He transferred the money to new pockets. The Albanian costume
joined the mustache in the trash. He retrieved his car another few blocks on
and headed home. Triumph!
Willadean would be most proud of him! Perhaps she would even finally consent
to go to bed with him. And if not --
well, Fewsmith tremulously admitted a harsh yet welcome truth to himself for
the first time. If Willadean continued to play hard to get, he now knew for
sure that he could have her against her will, or any woman he wanted. "Tenk
you very much!" STINGO STRINE
TILTED back the Paw Sox cap atop his balding head and scratched his gleaming
pate. He studied the imploring, hopeful, anxious face of the president of
Merchants' Trust, a corpulent fellow named Shawn Hockaday. The immaculately
besuited fat man looked as if he were on the verge of tears. Strine felt a
deep urge to help the poor guy. But at the moment he felt as baffled as the
executive himself obviously did. "Play
the tape again, please," Strine urged in a desperate bid for
inspiration. Hockaday
thumbed the remote control, and both Strine and he concentrated on the screen
of the small TV in the president's office.. The camera
perspective was from high over the shoulder of the teller at his station. The
black-and-white images were remarkably crisp. All events unfolded in plain
sight. Nonetheless, they remained as baffling as ever. The mustached
man lent his PDA to the clerk, who studied it for only a moment before
returning it, along with approximately one hundred and fifty thousand dollars
in unmarked, un-dye-packed bills. Then the customer left and the teller went
calmly about his business. The tape
ended and Hockaday turned to Strine. "It was a simple holdup note on the
PDA screen, wasn't it? That's what it had to be." "Well,
you know, that's exactly what I thought at first. Some new high-tech twist on
the oldest routine imaginable. But a simple note demanding dough doesn't
explain the rest of it." Strine
referred to the fate of the hapless teller, who had been immediately
suspected of collusion with the thief. Upon discovery of his malfeasance, he
had been hauled shaking and stammering into police interrogation. Steadfastly
denying all wrong-doing or even knowledge thereof, the kid had consented not
only to a polygraph test, but also to a course of sodium pentothal. Both
approaches had been conclusive As far as the
teller knew, nothing unusual had occurred that day. No robbery, no foreign
customer. When shown the tape of his actions, he had fainted. Revived and
white-faced, he looked as if he had walked into his apartment and discovered
his doppelgaänger screwing his girlfriend. "Any
luck on enlarging the screen of the PDA so we could read it" asked
Strine. "None.
The face of the device was blocked by Mr. Fergus's body." Strine stood up
with barely contained irritation The absurd face of the robber, his baffling
actions -- both irked him immensely. How had this guy done it ? In fact, what
had he even done? This situation was more frustrating than the Buckner
Tunnel. Not since the botched rotator-cuff surgery that had ended his
professional career had he felt so powerless. Strine hated
to look uncertain in front of a client, especially one this important.
Strine's caseload had been pretty pitiful these past six months, and scoring
big here could garner him lots more business. Generally,
Strine avoided hypothesizing openly before a client, but in this case
frustration forced the words out of him. "Maybe
the PDA was chemically tainted with some kind of knockout drug or
hallucinogen. But the perp didn't wear gloves. And what kind of drug has
those effects? Leaving someone awake, making him act against his will, then
wiping his memory? Could it be hypnotism? It didn't look like any hypnotism
I've ever seen. And it was over too fast." "Mr.
Strine, we summoned you because we felt we needed more coverage than the
authorities could provide. But if you feel the dimensions of this
investigation are beyond you, perhaps we should call in a larger
agency." "No!
Give me a fair shot at it. I've only just come on the case. If I don't have
something solid to report in twenty-four hours, then you can yank me off
it." "Very
well then. I'll be awaiting your first report." Strine was
ushered genteelly out the back door. Out on the street, he belabored his
brain. Who could he
consult about this? What kind of expert? A hacker? But there had been nothing
extraordinary about the PDA, no online mumbo-jumbo. No, the answer had to lie
in what Fergus had seen on the screen What Fergus
had seen. Now Strine knew whom he had to visit. If only
Professor Parrish Maxfield would talk to him after that very unfortunate date
Strine had taken her on. Willadean
Lawes riffled the stack of cash gleefully as Ron Fewsmith looked on with
hopeful adoration, an adoration tinged, however, with no small impatience. Her lustrous
tawny hair -- a mop big as a muskrat -- swirled as Willadean tossed a handful
of bills into the air with a shout. She failed to note her boyfriend's
subliminal impatience; or, if noted, she could not be bothered to cater to
the emotion. The sight of more money than she had ever before beheld utterly
captivated her. To think that little Willadean, whom all the good folks of
Pine Mountain, Georgia, had looked down on as white trash, now had enough
money to buy the best house back home in her native town. Well, maybe not the
old Bishop mansion, but at least a house better than the drafty shack she had
been born and raised up in. And this was
just the start! From here on out, Ron and Willadean were on Easy Street.
They'd soon be deeper in cash and all the good things of life than a mudbug
in muck. Finally Willadean Lawes would have what she deserved. And when
Willadean rolled back into Pine Mountain, dressed in designer clothes and
sitting pretty behind the wheel of a big new Cadillac, she'd just like to see
Shem Bishop try to look down her nose at her. Why her sneer would be big as a
doublewide trailer! Fewsmith
reached across the table and gently stroked Willadean's wrist. "Dearest,
what do you say? How about a little reward for your daring bank robber?" Leaning
across the table, Willadean gave her beau a peck on the cheek. His
disappointment rivaled her glee. "Willadean
-- " Fewsmith began stridently. "Oh,
hush now, Ron. You know I ain't letting you into my pants until after we're
married. And there won't be no marriage until we are on a totally solid
financial footing. That's why we need to start thinking about making our big
score, and soon." Fewsmith's
hand strayed menacingly toward his holstered Palm Pilot, but Willadean only
leered in supreme confidence. "Now
don't go thinking you're gonna start sending instructions to my ol' Executive
Structure that easily. It's a neat trick you've discovered, but it only works
if the victim ain't ready for it. Ali's I've gotta do is shut my eyes or look
away, and your gimmick is useless. And don't think I didn't see you uploading
all those porno loops into that gadget, thinking to imprint me with 'em.
Lord, I never knew anyone could make plain ol' sex as complicated as those
folks did! But you'll just have to restrain yourself a little longer. Grub up
some rocks in the pasture, or chop some logs for the woodpile. That always
worked for my Daddy after Momma passed on, God bless her soul." Fewsmith
looked disconcerted. "Pasture? Woodpile? I live in a condominium,
Willadean!" "No
matter, you get my drift." Fewsmith's
face assumed a devious expression. "What if I use the Level One Bypasser
on some other woman then? Would you be angry with me?" Willadean
experienced a deep satisfaction at this proposal. Having Fewsmith despunked
by someone else would be a relief. So long as the unlucky bitch didn't set
her claws into Willadean's gravy train. But she was crafty enough not to show
her true feelings. Frowning, she said, "Well, I don't know. I'd be
awfully jealous at first. But I suppose every man's entitled to a little
tomcatting before he gets hitched." Smiling
broadly, Fewsmith said, "It's settled then. I promise you I'll be
extremely careful, Willadean. I'll use all the proper protection. You have
nothing to fear in the way of venereal repercussions." Willadean
paused a moment to consider her own variegated past love life, then said,
"That's mighty thoughtful of you, Ron." Then, despite her initial
lack of interest in the topic, she became intrigued by the notion of Ron
Fewsmith attempting to seduce some strange woman, even with the aid of his
Consciousness Bypassing Device. Hard to imagine any sexual bravado from this
joker, even armed with his digital seducer. Why, when she had latched onto
him in that yuppie bar a year ago, she damn near had to drag him out from
under his barstool. "You
just gonna walk up to some gal on the street and zap her?" "Far
from it. I have a certain, ah, conquest in mind. Someone who's seen fit to
deride my scientific abilities in the past. My only regret is that she won't
retain any memory of the proof that my theories were correct all along." PROFESSOR
PARRISH MAXFIELD had a run in her stockings, a long hideous laddering from
ankle to hemline (and that border hovered well above her knees), visible from
across a large room, and the sartorial blemish couldn't have surfaced at a
worse time. Not only had she been scheduled that morning to deliver an
important presentation to the Board of Directors of Memetic Solutions, but
now the infuriating yet attractive Stingo Strine had shown up on her office
doorstep. His humble attitude, literally cap in hand, failed to mollify
Parrish. Not only was she irritable from the massed gazes of the Boardmembers
on her legs rather than on her Power Point slides, but the memory of her
first and only date with Strine still rankled. Last summer,
Parrish had promised to take her nephew Horace to a weekend Pawtucket Red Sox
game. The Paw Sox were the farm team for the Boston Sox, and usually put on a
good show. Prior to the
game, Horace had cajoled her into angling for an autograph from the Paw Sox's
pitcher, one Stingo Strine. The popular Strine was attempting a comeback
after complicated shoulder surgery, a comeback that would soon prove
impossible. But on that day he was still cocky and confident. Horace had
led his aunt to the lowest tier of stadium seats. From this vantage, fans
could dangle balls and pens down via plastic pails on ropes to the players as
they entered onto the field. Spotting Strine, Horace had begun yelling the
pitcher's name and jagging his lure like an overanxious fisherman. Strine had
been ready to walk past the offered baseball until he looked up and spotted
Parrish. Smiling broadly, he took the ball and scribbled something across it,
then trotted out onto the field. Gleefully,
Horace hauled up his prize. He studied the ball and a confused expression
clouded his face. "Auntie
Parrish, what's this mean?" Parrish took
the ball. Strine had indeed autographed it. But he had also included the
comment "Pitchers do it until they get relief," and his phone
number. After her
indignation had faded, Parrish inexplicably found herself experiencing a
growing interest in this arrogant ballplayer. Did he think he was
propositioning a married woman? Did he care? His performance that day,
pitching several respectable innings despite obvious pain, also intrigued
her. After
returning Horace to his parents, Parrish called the number on the ball. Next weekend
Strine arrived at her house in a vintage Mustang. He wouldn't tell her where
they were going. With good reason, for their destination proved to be a strip
club named Captains Curvaceous, "popular with all the hip guys on the
team." The evening
went downhill from there, culminating in a short wrestling match in the
Mustang which made Parrish feel as if she had somehow vaulted back to 1965. Several calls
from Strine afterward had earned him nothing but the blast of receiver
smashing into cradle. And now here
he stood, suitably hangdog and repentant. But intrinsically changed? Parrish
had her doubts. Before she
could order him out, Strine launched into an obviously well-rehearsed speech. "Professor
Maxfield, I just want you to know that I'm here for professional reasons, not
personal ones. But before I get into the nature of my visit, I'd just like to
apologize for my treatment of you last year. I was under a lot of stress
then, physical and emotional, and I was hooked on pain meds too. I realize
that's not an excuse, but I just wanted you to know where my head was at
then. It was a crummy place to be, and you stepped right into it. But things
have changed for me since then." "Oh,
yeah? How? Did you get traded to a Little League team?" Strine winced.
"No, I left the game entirely. I finally admitted to myself that my
pitching career was over, without ever getting to the majors. It was real
hard to let go of a childhood dream, but I think I'm better off now." Parrish felt
bad, despite her ire. Maybe she had misjudged this guy. "So,
what are you doing now?" Strine put
his cap back on and took out a business card. Parrish took it, read it, and
was stunned. "Private
investigator?" "It was
my uncle's firm. He took me in full-time last year just before he retired. I
used to help him during the off-season, so I had a pretty good grasp of the
business." "And a
case brings you here to me now?" Strine pulled
up a chair and leaned forward earnestly. He recounted the whole story of the
Merchants' Trust robbery, concluding, "So the only thing I could come up
with is, this guy's using some radical, unknown kind of mind-control device.
And then I remembered that was your field." Indeed,
during various nervous moments of that awful evening Parrish had babbled
about her researches. She was surprised that any of her words had penetrated
against the competing assaults of lap dances and jello-wrestling by bimbos
with more silicone in them than a Home Depot caulking aisle. It was a miracle
that Strine had remembered her end of the conversation, such as it was. "Well, I
wouldn't call what we do here at Memetic Solutions 'mindcontrol.' Although we
are studying the way various ideas can colonize people's minds. But, yes,
there are certain applications...." Despite her resolve not to get
involved with any aspect of Strine's life, Parrish found herself becoming
professionally interested. "Summarize for me again what the robber
did." "He
convinced an innocent honest kid to steal from his employer and then forget
all about it. It was almost like he temporarily stole the kid's
consciousness, or bypassed it entirely." Parrish
frowned. "Bypass -- No, it couldn't be -- " "What?
Tell me! You onto something?" Parrish stood
up and began to pace. She turned to confront Stone with a demand. "Tell me
-- what do you know about modern theories of consciousness?" "About
as much as you know about pitching." "Well,
let me see if I can bring you up to speed. One of the most radical new
theories about how our brains work maintains that the self you imagine to be
in control of your mind -- the structure you might think of as your ego or
consciousness -- is simply a shallow mask over much deeper processes. And it
is these processes which determine our behaviors." Strine
scowled. "You're telling me we're all zombies or puppets? I don't buy
that." "Oh, but
in a way, we are. That is, if you insist on identifying only with these
facades. But if you chose to displace your sense of self deeper -- well then,
there's no problem." "So you
say." Parrish felt
rhetorical fire building, her typical reaction to encountering disagreement.
"Look, any seemingly reasoned actions you take, any ideas or opinions or
conclusions you formulate, any likes or dislikes you characterize as quintessentially
'you' -- none of these actually originate in the outer levels of your brain.
None of them are a result of the supposedly rational chains of reasoning you
can observe, which are in reality always constructed after the fact. They all
flow from the depths upward. Even sensory impressions are not permitted to be
acknowledged by the mask of consciousness unless the lower levels first
select them and pass them on -- a process called 'outing.'" Strine's face
reflected the contortions he was going through while trying to internalize
this re-ordering of existence. "What about free will then?" "Oh,
you've still got free will. It just doesn't reside where you imagined it
did.' Strine
pondered this, then finally said, "It's like the Wizard of Oz." "Huh?" "You
remember. Everyone thinks Oz is this big glowing head. But Oz is really a
little guy pulling levers in a hidden booth." "Almost
exactly! But now imagine that the glowing head has some semblance of fake
autonomy and believes that it's really running things. 'Pay no attention to
the man behind the curtain,' the head says on its own, and believes it! We
call this face of Oz 'Level One,' the aspect of your mind that imagines it
runs things. Level One is a two-dimensional skin, without actual free will.
Level Two is analogous to the subconscious, the deep three-dimensional realm
where all the important things get hashed out. And the Central Executive
Structure is the intermediary between them, the mechanism that selects what
will be outed. Level One simply performs and believes whatever the Central
Executive Structure sends it. And Level One has no direct access to the
workings of Level Two." Strine lifted
his cap and brushed a hand across his bald strip. Parrish thought the humble
gesture rather charming. "Man,
this is your job, to sit here all day and think up this weird stuff? And I
thought my business was oddball. How can you hope to get anything marketable
out of this kind of blue-sky stuff?" "Well,
admittedly, the hypothesis I just outlined has stalled at the theoretical
level. I myself have moved on to other areas of research. But there was one
guy here who just wouldn't let go of this paradigm. A real fanatic. He kept
pushing and pushing, claiming that he was learning the 'protocols' of the
Central Executive Structure and the 'grammar' of Level Two. He said his goal
was to insert orders into Level Two, which would then be transmitted through
the CES and manifest as programmed actions in the subject. He actually got
some intriguing results. But he refused to take new direction from the Board,
and eventually he got fired." Standing
excitedly, Strine said, "A mad scientist with a grudge. That's perfect!
What's his name?" Before Parrish could answer, her intercom bleeped.
"Doctor Maxfield, Ron Fewsmith is here to see you." ADJUSTING THE
DRAPE of his jacket, Fewsmith opened the familiar door to Doctor Maxfield's
office. He pictured himself as the quiet yet deadly protagonist of the Coen
Brothers' The Man Who Wasn't There, going to his fateful interview with his wife's
lover. How often had he passed through this door, eager to share his latest
findings with his beautiful coworker, only to be shot down like a lovestruck
duck falling for a decoy? For that was what Maxfield was: a cold, hard,
wooden imitation of the woman he needed her to be. She had derided both his
timid overtures of undying love and his scientific discoveries. Thank
goodness he had fallen in with Willadean, strict though she was! At least
Willadean cared for him! True, the difference between the two women was like
the difference between Veronica Lake and Christina Ricci. But now the
invincible Professor Maxfield would pay for years of insults with her
glamorous body, which luckily did not share the hardened nature of her mind.
A mind completely amenable to whatever Fewsmith chose to insert within it. But there was
no sense in appearing slovenly, even though Maxfield would retain no memory
of his visit. He did not want to endure her contempt even for one
embarrassing minute that would later be wiped from her mental record. Fewsmith
strode boldly into the dragon's den. But he was brought up short by the
unexpected presence of another person, standing at some remove from Maxfield
and her desk. The stranger was a largish, hulking, low-browed type. Obviously
not a fellow scientist, but probably one of the janitors here to replace a
lightbulb. Or, at a stretch, a phone technician perhaps. Although the man
held no tools -- No matter, he'd be easy to dismiss. "Hello,
Parrish. It's good to see you again." "I don't
wish I could say the same, Ron. What do you want?" "I'm
here to share something of vast importance with you, Parrish. A discovery so
enormous that it will revolutionize life as we know it. But I can only tell
you in private." "No can
do, Ron. You can spill anything you want to tell me in front of my colleague
here, Professor Strine." Fewsmith
narrowed his eyes on the stranger. Was that ridiculous cap he wore
advertising a sports team? "Professor Strine? Really? I don't believe
I've ever seen any of your papers before in the customary journals." The fellow
glared back. "I only publish in, ah, foreign ones." The man was a
buffoon. Fewsmith had no idea what connection Strine bore to Parrish
Maxfield, but he was plainly a trivial nuisance. Strine would be easily
disposed of once Maxfield had gotten her dose of erotic instructions.
"Oh, that explains it then. Pardon me. Very well, I'll be happy to let
both of you in on my discovery. You first, Parrish. Just take a look
here." Fewsmith
unlimbered his PDA and held it in front of Maxfield's eyes. He triggered the
sequence intended specifically for her, and in one short compressed burst the
visual commands raced past her sight and penetrated her Level Two. Fewsmith
stepped back and keyed up the general-purpose immobilizing sequence he had
once intended to use on the bank guard. "Now it's your turn, Professor
Strine." But Strine
did not react as expected. Instead, he leaped upon Fewsmith and began
struggling for control of the Palm Pilot. The two men careened around the
office clumsily, tumbling over chairs and dislodging books from the bookcase,
until Strine finally wrested the PDA away. Sweating, frightened and
disheveled, Fewsmith staggered back against the outer door, fumbling for the
handle. Grinning nastily, Strine advanced on him. But then a
long low moan interrupted, and both men found their attention drawn to Doctor
Parrish Maxfield. She had
stripped off all her clothes and stood writhing and fondling herself like
Pamela Anderson at a satyrs' convention. Strine froze,
and the naked professor hurled herself upon the detective, the closest male
available, in order to satisfy the script she was running. Fewsmith used
the opportunity to escape. He dashed out past the startled receptionist,
fully expecting Strine to collar him at any moment. But the man never
appeared, and, out in the parking lot, Fewsmith slowed, panting. He could
safely assume that his pursuer had his hands full. After all,
those routines he had scripted -- sexual exercises whose delights Strine was
even now usurping from their rightful recipient! -- were enough to keep any
man busy. Even if the
lucky, damnable bastard was trying to escape them! The only
suitable covering to cloak a naked woman available at Memetic Solutions
proved to be a large silver mylar sheet from one of the animal testing labs,
where semiotic simians passed primitive memes back and forth in controlled
circumstances. Wrapped up
like a baked potato in foil, Professor Parrish Maxfield sat on an office
chair next to her pile of ripped and unsalvageable clothing. Her disarrayed
hair framed an angry face. Her legs were crossed at the knees and one
anomalously shod foot, suspended in midair, bobbed with furious impatience. Strine
admired her composure. He doubted that had their roles been reversed, he
could have shown such sangfroid. Battling the
amorous advances of the professor had taken all of Strine's efforts. Luckily,
the office door had slammed behind Fewsmith on his hasty way out, and no
curious co-worker had intervened to witness the tussle. Dominated by
the script Fewsmith had uploaded to her Central Executive Structure, Parrish
had wrestled Strine to the floor. There, oblivious to his clothed state and
lack of cooperation, she had enacted a variety of sexual situations, one
posture after another, her face simulating all the requisite emotions and
reactions, the appropriate repertoire of sounds and encouragements issuing
from her lips. All Strine could do was to hold her tight and constrain her
wild bucking so that she did not harm herself. Needless to
say, wrestling thus with a naked woman -- particularly one he had earlier
fantasized about -- caused no small degree of excitement in Strine's own
pelvic region, despite the bizarre and unwarranted nature of the attempted
copulation. Before too long, Strine's pants could have illustrated the tent
pages from the REI catalog. Thankfully,
once Parrish reached the end of the enforced simulation, her instant
confusion and lack of immediate memories, her distress at suddenly finding herself
naked -- all these created a confusion that helped Strine conceal his problem
until it had subsided. Strine had
initially said, "Everything's okay. Don't worry. It was Fewsmith, but I
stopped him. Wait here." With a
half-assed excuse he had convinced the curious but respectful receptionist of
the urgent need for a covering of some sort, and, once the blanket was found,
darted back into Parrish's office. She wrapped herself up, and Strine
explained everything to her. Parrish's
last memory ended with the receptionist announcing Fewsmith's arrival. So far
as Parrish knew, the man had never even entered her office. As the full
implications of what she had just undergone hit her, Parrish Maxfield moved
from a flushed embarrassment to rage. "That
bastard! He planned to use me like some kind of mindless sex toy! Well,
there's no question now. I'm coming with you when you go after him." "Hold on
now a minute. This could be very dangerous. I don't think you realize --
" "Dangerous?
How could that little twerp be dangerous ? We've got his gadget, don't
we?" "Sure.
But he must have another, or can get one fast. It's just a Palm Pilot, after
all. It's these files that are deadly, and I'm sure he's got backups of
those." "Hand
that over." Strine gave
Parrish the PDA. She jabbed at its buttons. "Don't!" "I'm
just bringing up the directory. Hmmm.... These file names are pretty cryptic.
'Marching,' 'Surrender,' 'Handover'.... Hard to tell what they do." Something
bothered Strine. "How can he construct and review these hypnotic
routines without being affected by them himself?" Parrish
powered off the Palm Pilot and handed it back. "Oh, that's simple. If
he's really discovered the language of the subconscious, then he must have
learned about some command strings, such as one that informs the CES to
disregard whatever follows. Kind of like stop and start and skip codons in
DNA and protein replication." "Um, if
you say so. But still, I don't feel you should, ah, expose yourself any
further to this guy's crazy nastiness." "Ridiculous!
I'm a big girl, and now I have my own score to settle with Mister Fewsmith.
Besides, I can provide backup for you." Strine
considered. He was hardly averse to spending more time in the company of
Professor Parrish Maxfield. "Okay.
What's our next step then? "First
we get Fewsmith's address from Human Resources. Then we'll need to stop by my
apartment for some clothes." Parrish
toggled the receptionist, and within minutes had the information they needed. "Um, do
you want me to go to your place and bring the clothes back here?" "That
would waste time. I don't care what people will think when they see me like
this. Do you?" Strine
grinned broadly. "Actually, I'd be flattered to be connected to your
current condition, as long as you were smiling about it." Parrish tried
to look sober, but failed. Her wry grin made Strine desire her all the more.
"Don't get any funny ideas. This is strictly a business
arrangement." "Right."
Strine reminded himself that many business arrangements he had been involved
in ended up in one or both parties getting screwed. The young
receptionist's hands stopped in mid-glide above her keyboard, and her eyes
behind her funky glasses widened to dramatic dimensions. Holding her head
high, Parrish strode by her with a curt, "I'm taking the rest of the day
off, Enid." Half
suspecting another attack by Fewsmith, Strine hovered protectively over
Parrish until they were safely in his car. "Got rid
of the Mustang, I see." "It's
garaged. I use it on the weekends. But it's too conspicuous for stakeouts and
tailing people." "Still,
an old Buick with bodyrot isn't much of a babe magnet." Strine
sighed. "It came with the firm. My uncle -- Jesus, I don't know what
kind of sex maniac you take me for! Just because I tried to get in your pants
once." "Twice,
counting today." Strine grew
angry. "Listen, honey, a different kind of guy would have jumped your
bones while you were out of it without a qualm." Parrish
looked contrite. "That's true. I apologize. I guess I'm a little more
distraught about what happened than I wanted to admit." "Okay.
Apology accepted." "By the
way -- did you just use the word 'qualm?'" "What's
the matter? Can't a ballplayer -- an ex-ballplayer -- have a literate
vocabulary?" "Sure.
But 'qualm?'" "How
about 'the aginbite of inwit' then?" "Oh, a
Joyce scholar in juvenile headgear!" Strine
shrugged off the jab. "Being on the road most of the summer means you
read a lot." Parrish
seemed done with teasing. She said nothing, but continued to study Strine
until he actually grew uneasy. Once Parrish
had dressed again, they headed across town to Fewsmith's last-known home. On the way,
Strine wanted to talk some more about this whole new way of regarding human
awareness. "Despite
everything I've seen, I just can't quite believe our brains work the way you
and Fewsmith claim they do. Like now, when I'm talking with you. How can some
shallow mechanical construct be formulating all this speech?" "It's
not. Your Level One is just relaying rapidly formed sentences that have been
outed by the CES from your Level Two region." "I just
can't buy that." "That's
because one of the most vital artifacts of Level Two is a belief in the
primacy of Level One, as a kind of public face for daily interactions. Look,
where did you get that word 'qualm' a minute ago? Was it a conscious choice?
Could you have predicted even a millisecond ahead of time that you'd use that
word? No, of course not. As Professor Jeffrey Grey says, 'Consciousness
occurs too late to affect the outcomes of the mental processes it's
apparently linked to.' Simply put, the Level One persona you imagine to be in
charge is nothing more than a monomolecular film over the depths of your
mind. Let me ask you this: who's driving?" "Huh?" "Who's
driving the car right now while you're talking with me? Are you consciously
steering and using the brake and the accelerator? Or are subconscious
routines handling everything, well below your Level One awareness?" "But
that's just training and habit and, and -- " Strine's brain
-- every level -- began to hurt. He stopped talking before he made it worse. They parked a
block away from Fewsmith's building. Without any concierge, the premises
offered little barrier to Strine's expert skills: he awaited the entry of a
resident and slipped in behind the unsuspecting fellow. Soon he and Parrish
stood in front of Fewsmith's apartment door. "What
now?" whispered Parrish. Strine placed
an ear to the door. "I don't think anyone's home. I'm going in. You
willing to break the law?" "Against
this jerk? Of course." The interior
of Fewsmith's home -- and it was definitely his, as revealed by some junk
mail on a tabletop .... was in wild disarray, revealing a hasty exit,
possibly permanent. Dresser drawers had been left open, and a suitcase with a
broken zipper lay discarded. "He's
split. Damn it! Now how do we find him?" Parrish held
up a frilly slip. "Can you believe that creep was actually living with a
woman? What did he want with me then? Just revenge?" "Maybe
his regular girlfriend couldn't conduct science-type pillowtalk with
him." "Yeah,
right, like that routine he zapped me with even included foreplay." Strine kicked
angrily at the abandoned suitcase. "If only we could read those files
without being forced to enact them! They might give us a clue. Say, maybe I
could put myself through them, and you could take notes and try to guess what
each one represented...?" Parrish
pondered this suggestion. "No, too iffy. How could we be sure what
real-world action was represented by some odd set of calisthenics? And what
if some routines were meant to inflict harm on the subject or on others? No,
we need to be able to review the routines harmlessly, just as Fewsmith does
-- Wait a minute! I know someone who might be able to do just that!" "Let's
go then!" On the way to
the car Strine .asked, "Who is this person? Another scientist?" "No,
she's my guru, Kundalini Glastonbury." This time it
was Strine's turn to stare at Parrish. BUSY
DAYDREAMING about her new life to come back in Pine Mountain -- she had just
shocked all the mousy women at the church social with her chic clothes and
big-city ways for the hundredth time Willadean was unprepared for the
alarming entrance of her frustrated lover-in-name-only. Fewsmith's
mild face was reddened with consternation and exertion. His flyaway hair
resembled a badly groomed Shih Tzu's. He was huffing and puffing and it took
him a few seconds to get his words out. "They
know it's me! They know it's me!" Willadean
jumped up, instantly tense and infuriated. "Who knows about you.* Out
with it, peckerhead! What happened?" Fewsmith
recounted the fiasco in Parrish Maxfield's office. Willadean relaxed just a
little when he finished his tale. "Okay,
let's look at this objectively like. You show this scientist gal your little
computer screen and she gets all sexed-up and goes into heat. Then the
stranger starts brawling with you. Maybe he was just jealous you turned on
his nerd girlfriend. How's any of this connect you to the bank job? Your old
flame ain't gonna remember nothing, and the guy who whomped you don't know
you from Adam's uncle." "But why
did he jump me so fast? Maxfield hadn't even had time to react to the
instructions, but he was on me! It was as if he recognized what I was doing.
That's the only explanation. The cops have already been to visit them,
seeking their help, and they were warned in advance of what I could do." Willadean
glowered. "You know, you just might be right for once. Okay, we can't
take any chances. We're gonna have to go for the big score right now. To heck
with any more planning! Luckily we've still got a few hours until the armored
car pickup at five. Meanwhile, we pack up a few things right away, load our
car, and cruise around till five, killing time. Once we have the dough, we
hit the road with no one the wiser. Are you sure the guards pick up a million
dollars every day?" Fewsmith
seemed to be regaining a little composure. "At least." He went to
his desk on which sat a PC, unlocked a desk drawer and removed a second Palm
Pilot. He cabled it into the bigger machine. "You start packing. I need
to download a few routines. It's all prime material, derived from several
exemplary films, including a segment from one very fatal thriller for anyone
who crosses us this time. In fact, I just hope that guy who was in Maxfield's
office shows up again! I'll settle his hash!" Willadean
patted the scrawny shoulders of her meal-ticket. "That's the way to
talk, tiger. But don't forget my part just cause you've got a hardon to get
your revenge. Where's that tape I need?" Fewsmith dug
out a standard videotape cassette. "Here you go." "And
this is gonna work just as good as your dinky computer thing?" An
exasperated sigh gave evidence that Fewsmith's temper was still not in
equilibrium. "Of course! I take control of people through their visual
systems. It doesn't matter how the instructions are delivered. They could
come through a flip book if you could flip the pages fast enough! No, there's
nothing to worry about on that end. But are you sure you can get into the control
room?" Willadean
bumped Fewsmith with her bountiful hip, almost sending him staggering.
"Didn't I spend a couple of months already cozying up to this bird? He's
already let me in once while he was alone on duty, and we tore us off a -- I
mean, we had us some smooching." Fewsmith
looked forlorn. "Willadean, if I thought you were giving your favors out
left and right to everyone but me --" Enveloping
the smaller man in her capacious bosom, Willadean said, "Aw,
honey, you're so cute when you're jealous." And so
goddamn annoying, she thought Parrish felt
a little guilty intruding on Kundalini Glastonbury at this hour. Glastonbury
conducted a lunchtime session of astral travel instruction for busy office
workers who couldn't attend her nighttime classes. Then, from one to two, the
guru locked her classroom door and took her own vegan lunch, followed by a
session of meditation and pranayama breathing to get herself centered for the
rest of her equally busy afternoon. And now here Parrish blew in, interrupting
her spiritual guide's only private time. But such impoliteness couldn't be
helped it they were to catch Fewsmith before the renegade memetician could
subject anyone else to his mind games. On the drive
over, Strine had quizzed Parrish with genuine curiosity about her outré
spiritual practices. He seemed baffled at the seeming incongruity with her
scientific side. Finally Parrish had gotten exasperated. "Listen,
nothing says science has all the answers about the universe. Haven't you ever
heard of 'hidden variables'?" "No.
What are those?" "The
postulated rules of the universe that exist down below any level we can
observe, and which would explain all the seeming inconsistences of modern
physics and other disciplines. I'm a firm believer in them. And my teacher
helps me access that side of existence." Strine
snorted. "Fairies. Elves. And I thought ballplayers were
superstitious." Parrish
folded her arms across her chest. "All we care about now is results, not
how we get them. At least give Kundalini a chance." "Wasn't
that a John Lennon song?" "Jerk!" It took
Glastonbury several minutes to respond to their insistent knocking. But at
last she appeared, a petite woman with a mop of tight blonde curls and startling
eyes like chips of Arizona sky, wearing a worn green leotard that had plainly
seen many a backbend. Seeing only
Strine at first, Glastonbury scowled. "Mister, this had better be the
number one crisis of the last ten kalpas -- " But when Parrish stepped
forward, the bristling yogini softened. "Kundalini, I'm sorry to
interrupt your private time, but we desperately need your help." "Come
in, dear, come in." Glastonbury
was brought up to speed in only minutes. Unlike Strine, she easily accepted
Parrish's paradigm of human mentality as conforming to facts she already knew
under another guise. "I think
I can handle these deviant instructional blasts," said the small woman
with utmost confidence. "They're just like intrusions by Tibetan dons
into the Maya level of consciousness." Not for the first time, Parrish
found herself wondering just how old Glastonbury was. "I'll disconnect
my mind from my body entirely. The routines might run internally, but they
won't make it past my temporary barrier. But tell me this: what am I looking
for?" Strine, who
had been impolitely rolling his eyes at this talk, said, "Except for his
vindictiveness against Ms. Maxfield, Fewsmith seems motivated mainly by
money. So we're after something like the trick he pulled at the bank,
something involving cash or other valuables." "Very
well. Just give me about five minutes to prepare myself. Then you can start
showing me the movies." Glastonbury
did not assume a full lotus, but rather reclined on her back on the floor,
her muscles going slack. "The
corpse position," whispered Parrish. After
allowing the stipulated time to pass, Parrish positioned herself to hold the
PDA above Glastonbury's open eyes. Then, one by one, she launched the various
mental-subversion files Aside from a
few minor twitches, Glastonbury exhibited no effects from watching the
preemptive commands. Apparently her Level Two and CES had been completely
snipped out of the motor loop. "Jesus,"
said Strine, "I never would've thought it possible -- " Parrish
paused long enough to spare her partner a gloating smile. Finally the
directory was exhausted. Parrish handed the demonic device back to Strine,
and he stuck it in a back pocket. The investigators sat back for several
minutes while Glastonbury came out of her suspension. "Whew! I
feel like I just had a three-day-workout with Mister Iyengar's evil twin!
This technology is absolutely perverted, Parrish. I trust you'll make sure it
does not spread." "Yes,
mahatma." "C'mon,
c'mon! Any leads? Do you recall anything that could help us ?" Glastonbury
fixed a penetrating gaze on Strine and said, "Before I gaze into my
crystal ball, you must cross the gypsy's palm with silver." Strine had
his wallet out but stopped when the two women began to giggle. Chagrined, he
repocketed his cash and finally joined them in laughter. When they had
finished chuckling, Glastonbury said, "There's one image that seems
relevant. I saw people pointing to a giant television screen mounted on a
building. Then the screen began showing them what to do. Money was involved
somehow. But the rest of the details are hazy. My Level Two isn't much more
forthcoming than yours, I'm afraid, after those unnatural assaults." "Giant
television on a building.... Not the stadium then -- that screen's
freestanding. It's got to be that bigscreen unit down in Blackmore Square.
It's the only one in town. Let's go!" Glastonbury
made a bow to usher them out, which Parrish returned. Give Strine
credit: he tried to copy the elegant gestures of the women, despite ending
up, thought Parrish, looking rather like a bobble-head dashboard figurine. WAITING
NERVOUSLY a few feet away from the parked Wells Fargo truck in Blackmore
Square, Ron Fewsmith examined the bandages wrapping his left hand. Bulkier
than required by any unswollen appendage, the wrappings concealed his deadly
Palm Pilot, leaving the screen exposed. Wary of flashing his instrument of
coercion -- surely the police would be watching for just such a move after
the bank heist -Fewsmith had conceived of this concealment. Additionally, the
sympathy generated by the sight of the bandages should help focus the
attention of his victims on the display. Fewsmith felt
confident of his ultimate success, despite his jitters. Had he not selected
coercive routines from among the work of the finest auteurs? A shouted
command from the old Superman TV show; some images from the sci-fi
masterpiece Strange Days; crowd scenes from Cotton Comes to Harlem -- What
more would he need? Once Willadean succeeded in launching these subversive
images upon the giant flatscreen mounted on the Berkeley Building -- the
mosaic of panels was now occupied by the feed from CNN -- a carefully planned
chaos would erupt, during which time Fewsmith would hijack the entire
contents of the armored car, easily a million or more in unmarked cash. He
and Willadean would rendezvous at their vehicle, then make good their escape. Images of a
naked, supplicating Willadean -- fabricated solely from Fewsmith's
imagination -- swarmed his vision, distracting him for a moment from his
fixity of purpose. If at this advanced stage of their relationship she still
refused to let him have his way with her, then she'd find herself dumped on
the side of the highway. Let her even go revengefully to the authorities and
try to strike a plea bargain, if she wished. Fewsmith had nothing to fear.
With his invention, he could become invisible at will. All he needed to do
was immerse himself in some pleasant Mexican village, say, then program all
the inhabitants to deny his very existence when questioned. He could live
like a potentate -- with his own harem -- on the proceeds of this day's
robbery, not to mention any future conquests. A far cry
from the humble and demeaning researcher's existence. Recalling his
old life led Fewsmith to relive his humiliating experience in Parrish
Maxfield's office. He looked about the busy square for that hulking cretin
who had assaulted him. Pedestrians thronged the sidewalks, nothing more than
dismissable programmable robots, and traffic flowed in complicated patterns
through the five-way nexus. No sight of that aggressive jerk though. But
Fewsmith remained vigilant. Two guards
trundled out a bag-laden trolley from the bank door beside which Fewsmith
stood. The other two guards stationed by the rear of the Wells Fargo truck
instantly came alert, weapons poised. At the same
moment several bystanders shouted, "Look!" Fewsmith knew then that
Willadean had succeeded in getting her tape to play. Fewsmith felt
particularly proud of the sequence of commands now cycling over and over on
the big TV. First he had included the comic-book-hero command to yell
"Look!" and to point at the screen. This insured that as soon as a
few people were enraptured, the rest would quickly follow, obeying their
natural instincts to follow a pointing finger. But the next
set of commands was a stroke of genius. All around
Fewsmith people began to take out their wallets and open their purses and
throw their cash into the airs Cars
screeched to a halt. The few citizens not captured by Fewsmith's video began
to dive after the flying dollars. As more people entered Blackmore Square
they either became captivated by the money-throwing instructions or naturally
fell to scooping up cash. Within
moments, the scene resembled the arrival of U.N. food trucks at a refugee
camp. Any police arriving now would have their hands full. The four
Wells Fargo guards were well trained, huddling protectively around their
trolley and refusing to look anywhere except around themselves at eye-level.
But they hadn't counted on the nature of the second assault. Fewsmith
triggered a blood squib in his bandages. Moaning in mock pain, he stumbled
toward the uniformed men. "My
hand, my hand! Someone crushed my hand!" The guards
naturally looked down at Fewsmith's bloody hand. There they viewed a vivid
shifting collage of scenes from Groundhog Day, The Underneath, The Newton
Boys, and even that awful remake of Dog Day Afternoon, Swordfish. They
instantly stiffened. Fewsmith said, "Follow me." Two guards began
to push the trolley while the other two marched ahead like slave automatons
to clear a path. Fewsmith
chortled once his car came into sight. Parked several blocks away in an alley
that led conveniently out of the traffic congestion, the getaway vehicle was
just as he had left it. And there
stood his woman by the car. "Willadean,"
Fewsmith called out. The woman
turned. Parrish
Maxfield. Strine drove
like Hell's own perpetually summoned firemen toward Blackmore Square, just
six blocks away. Already early confusing reports of trouble there had erupted
from the car radio. "We've
got to stop the dissemination of the blipvert first," Strine said.
"Then we can try to nab Fewsmith." "Blipvert?" "Sure,
that's what these things are. Don't you remember Max Headroom?" "Max
whosis?" Strine
narrowed his eyes for a moment upon Doctor Parrish Maxfield before he had to
swerve wildly to avoid a taxi stalled in their lane. "What
were you doing about fifteen years ago?" "I was twelve,
and busy building molecular models with Legos." "You're
that young?" "You're
that old?" "Forget
it then. Just wait in the car while I go up to the control room. Good thing I
was able to reach my uncle. He got the security codes and the location of the
place from a buddy in the agency who installed their alarm system." "I'll do
no such thing. I'm going after Fewsmith myself. I owe that bastard a good
kick in the balls." Strine
thought his head would explode. "You will not! It's too dangerous!" "Who the
hell are you? My nanny? Besides, I've got the perfect defense against Ronnie
and his primitive toy. Now, if he had learned to program Level Two and the
CES with sonics or haptics, we'd be in trouble. He would have been able to
take over someone with a sound or a touch. Hmmm, I wonder if prior instances
of this discovery formed the basis for a few legends? The Sirens, the Old Man
of the Sea -- " "Forget
all that. Besides, what kind of defense can you have? You have to look at him
to nab him, and then he's got you." Parrish
patted her purse. "Don't you worry your little Level One about me. My
secret weapon's safe in here." Abandoning
any attempts to convince the stubborn memetician of the foolishness of her
plans, Strine concentrated on getting them as close as possible to the civic
uproar in Blackmore Square. When they finally had to ditch their car, they
were only a block away. Strine began
to trot toward the Berkeley Building, Parrish following gamely along. "Don't
look up!" "Do you
take me for an idiot?" Darting
around the mad masses of money-flingers and money-graspers, avoiding rogue
cars in motion whose drivers had decided to take to the sidewalks, the pair
ended up at the door of the Berkeley Building. "There's
Fewsmith!" exclaimed Parrish, pointing across the turbulent streetscene.
"He's got some kind of entourage pushing a trolley and he's moving slow.
I'll recognize his getaway car when I see it, and I think if I anticipate his
vector I can beat him to it without him seeing me." "No,
don't," Strine said. But Parrish had already hotfooted off. Strine
hesitated a second, thinking to follow her. But the insanity in the square
and the possibility for casualties determined his course of action, and he
raced inside the building. Safe behind
the locked door of the control room, the unsuspecting horny technician
knocked out cold upon the floor, Willadean Lawes surveyed the scene outside
the tenth-floor window with immense satisfaction. She could spot the tiny
figures of Fewsmith and the guards moving safely but slowly away from the
armored car. Once her partner was definitely out of the chaos, she would
leave behind the controls of the no-longer necessary bigscreen and hook up
with him. But till then, she'd guard the room so that no one could halt the
projection. Polishing a
small silver pistol on the cloth molding her pretty rump, Willadean thought
of how best to dispose of Fewsmith, and when. Maybe after they got out of the
country. Let him do all the driving, get exhausted and clumsy, and then he'd
be good as dead. Sure, she'd lose the expertise with the gadget contained
within his cooling brain, but who cared. A million large would last ol'
Willadean a good long time. And she could be the belle of Baja as easily as
the princess of Pine Mountain. A solenoid
latch clicked, and the outer door swung inward. Willadean trained her pistol
on whoever was entering. The intruder
was a rough-edged, good-looking bruiser. Willadean felt her heart go
thump-a-thump. Maybe this guy was another crook, out to share the score. If
so, Willadean might have herself a new partner. The guy's
words broke Willadean's illusion. "Okay, I'm guessing you must be
Fewsmith's woman. Better throw in the towel now, before anyone gets hurt.
Your buddy's already captured." Willadean
risked a quick glance out the window and saw no confirmation of this joker's
threat. She laughed. "Good try, pal. I was born on a Saturday, but not
last Saturday. Now I think I'll measure you for a clay cabin." "Wait!
I've got something you want!" Willadean's
trigger finger eased back. "Now what might that be?" The guy moved
his hand slowly to his rear pocket and came up with a Palm Pilot. "Just
this!" he said, mashing a button. Willadean
tried to avert her eyes, but it was too late. The sound of
breaking glass was followed before too long by a muffled thump from street
level. Strine let
loose a gust of relief. "I thought that was what 'defenestration'
meant!" THE
MESMERIZED GUARDS halted when Fewsmith did, standing like toy soldiers in the
Nutcracker. Parrish felt a brief surge of fear, thinking she'd become the
target of their rifles. But apparently Fewsmith had not written that routine
into the command set he had instilled earlier in them. An obnoxious
leer overspread the rogue scientist's face, and Parrish felt her fear
displaced by cold anger against this little weasel. "Well,
well, well -- if it's not the dull-witted Doctor Maxfield. Have you dropped
by to see if you can co-author a paper with me ? If so, I'm afraid you're
much too late." As Fewsmith
gloated, Parrish slinked her fingers into the purse slung from her shoulder.
She knew she'd have to goad him into using the Palm Pilot and then match his
actions precisely. "I
wouldn't want my name in the same journal as yours. You've warped an
important discovery for selfish personal gain. Why, you're no better than
that Frenchman who claimed to have discovered N-rays!" Bristling at
this vile scientific insult, Fewsmith raised his bandaged hand. "I think
I'll let you have the fate I intended for your big dumb boyfriend. Look away
if you want, but then of course I'll simply escape." Parrish had
her trump card in her fingers, held nearly out of her purse. "Do your
worst! I'm not afraid. And he's not dumb!" Fewsmith
triggered his deadly sequence just as Parrish whipped her mirror into place,
shielding her own eyes. A look of
utter horror flashed over Fewsmith's face, as he was overwhelmed by his best
composition: a melange of images from Go, An Affair to Remember, City on the
Edge of Forever, and The Laughing Dead. Then he was darting out into the
street, looking frantically about for a moving car. Spotting a racing
ambulance, he hurled himself beneath its wheels Once again
Parrish turned her eyes aside in time to miss the worst. The cessation
of the command sequence on the big public screen resulted in a gradual
diminishment of the chaos in Blackmore Square, as the cycle of infection and
reinfection ground to a halt, and even the most recently commandeered minds
resumed their normal functioning. Trotting back to the center of the
outbreak, alongside the incoming flood of EMTs, policemen, firemen, National
Guard troopers and reporters, Parrish knew then that Strine must have
succeeded, and she experienced a little surge of pride in his
accomplishments. The emotion took her by surprise, but her flexible intellect
smoothly integrated the new feelings into her estimate of the man. The crowd of
stunned, disoriented, and embarrassed citizens was parting like wheat before
a thresher, as someone bulled through the mass. Parrish caught sight of a
bobbing baseball cap and sped up to meet the detective. Spotting her,
Strine raced to her side. He hugged her, and she returned the gesture. But
then he released her, a sober look replacing his joy at finding her unharmed. "We're
going to have some serious explaining to do, once they make the inevitable
connection between us and Fewsmith, so we'd better get our story
straight." "What do
you mean?" "Just
look around you! The two people who caused this disaster are both dead --
apparent suicides, luckily -- but the cops will still want to know how they
did it." Parrish
pondered the matter. "I think we should tell them Ron bragged to us
about some sort of novel aerosol CBW agent. They'll discount the bigscreen
images as just visual noise meant to distract the bank guards. Anything but
the reality. Fewsmith's discovery is too dangerous to release. Can you
imagine the kind of irresistible dictatorship that could be set up by some
madman conversant in the grammar of Level Two? No, much as it pains my
scientific soul to say it, this knowledge has to be expunged." "But
how?" "I saw
Fewsmith's Palm Pilot crushed under the ambulance. That leaves yours and the
videotape from the control room. I assume you took the tape? Good! Give them
to me." Strine
complied, and Parrish hammered the Palm Pilot against a nearby hydrant till
it shattered. With Strine's help, she cracked the video case and unspooled
the tape down a sewer grating. "Now we
race to Fewsmith's home before the cops even figure out the address, then
erase any traces of his invention we find there. Et voilà the world is
saved!" Strine looked
at her admiringly. "You don't have any desire to take over Fewsmith's
invention and run with it? This could mean a Nobel Prize for you. It was only
Fewsmith's greed and hatred that stopped him from getting the honors he
deserved." "Nuh-huh!
I'm not strong enough to resist the temptation. Are you?" Strine
appeared to be considering the matter. "Well, there are a few things I'd
change." "Like
what?" "Well,
the attitude of a certain beautiful woman toward a certain ex-ballplayer
named Stingo Strine." Parrish
smiled. "No need to use a machine. Consider it done." "Really?" "On the
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