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TWENTY-FOUR

“Lily, dear,” She purred. “Why don’t you catch a cab right now? There’ll be one waiting when you get downstairs. You can leave the men to finish up the details. Meph will pack for you—he’s very good with clothes. You come down and meet me in the bar at the Pierre.”

There is only one answer ever for Satan, and I gave it. “Yes, Satan. Thank you, Satan.” Then I handed the phone back to Meph as if it were hot.

“Gotta run,” I said. I was glad I hadn’t changed from work. The Prada tweed suit in olive and raspberry would be perfect at the Pierre. My olive Manolos from two seasons ago lay in the three square feet that pretended to be an entry hall. I stepped into them and grabbed a coat and left.

The elevator had hit the second floor when I realized that neither Nathan nor Meph had keys and couldn’t lock up. I panicked and then forced the terror back down. Vincent would be vigilant. And I was responding to Satan’s summoning. Surely no harm would come to me, or my apartment, because I had obeyed immediately. So immediately that I hadn’t even thought to give one of the guys the spare key.

Vincent had a taxi ready, motor running and door open, as soon as I hit the lobby. I dashed past the security desk and ducked into the cab. “Lock my apartment up when Meph leaves, okay?” I asked him. He nodded once, sharply.

There was no traffic and the lights were green all the way, and the cabbie drove like we were in his NASCAR fantasy life. Less than ten minutes after leaving my building I was in front of the elegant cream and gold façade of one of the most famous hotels in New York. John F. Kennedy had stayed here. Ambassadors and foreign dignitaries and prima ballerinas from Russia and French fashion designers had stayed here. I called the girls. I got Sybil’s cell first. “Where are you?” she asked. “We’re all at Eros’s waiting.”

“I’m on my way to meet Satan at the Pierre,” I said. “I guess you won’t be on for a pajama party,” Sybil surmised.

“I’m really sorry,” I apologized. “Nathan showed up and then Meph and now Satan wants to meet with me and this thing is just getting out of hand. I don’t know what’s going on anymore.”

“This whole party was about you, about you telling us what actually happened,” Sybil protested. “But if Satan wants to see you personally, I guess we can take a rain check.”

“Thank you,” I said, relieved. “You guys are the best.”

The lobby at the Pierre is vast, a study in ormolu and tapestry upholstery and painted ceilings that would not look out of place in a palace in Europe. The bar is based on the same period (Louis XIV), and the same royal abode (Versailles), but it is a study in silence, the deep, luscious silence that great wealth and attention to details (not to mention deep pile, hand-loomed French carpets) bring. The cream and gold was rich and soothing, and the rose and blue wall hangings and rugs merely made the space warm and attractive.

Satan sat on a Louis XIV-style chair upholstered in rose and gold, wearing a Lanvin dress in deep sea green. Her hair, so very dark, sparkled with gold and copper highlights brighter than the Tiffany diamonds in Her ears or on Her hands.

Satan is breathtakingly beautiful. She had been the most beautiful angel of the Host before She had been given Her current assignment by On High. Don’t fall for that story of a rebellion in Heaven and Satan saying that She would rather rule in Hell—that’s the human version. Good poetry, of course, but Milton and Dante would have made the laundry list sound like the Angelic Hosts. Trust me, the real incident of Satan’s assignment was far more complex than any human author ever suspected.

Anyway, She had a glass of amber liquid in Her hand, from which She was sipping slowly. As I entered the room Her eyes found me and I came to Her and saw nothing else. No hotel bar that could serve as a movie set for Versailles, none of the very rich and very important guests who sat clustered in the corner or at the bar, nothing but Satan.

Her face was perfectly composed. She looked like a magazine shoot come to life. She smiled and patted the seat beside Her. I wanted to drop in obeisance as I would if we were at Court, but we were in the Pierre where such things might be frowned upon. So I sat and a waiter appeared with a cosmo as soon as I hit the cushion.

“I ordered for you,” Satan said graciously. I wondered how She had thought of the cosmo—it wasn’t a Satan kind of drink.

“Thank you, Satan,” I said formally. For all the venue and the drinks, this was a formal interview.

Sometimes, for the record, Satan is my friend. We shop, we lunch, we take tea at Lady Mendel’s, we sometimes go to the opera or a rock concert together. Sometimes She is a girlfriend. Sometimes She is more of the senior aunt, or beloved professor, more knowing and powerful but benevolent. In the mode of friend and mentor, Her Chosen call Her Martha.

She was not Martha now. I studied Her face, Her slender hands, Her elegantly crossed calves, for any sign of displeasure.

Then She smiled and I let go of the breath I had been holding.

“Oh, Lily, dear,” She said, and patted the back of my hand. “I understand that you’re concerned about your job and about Raven. And I think it’s dear of you to have tried to rescue her yourself, with help from a human man who doesn’t even practice magic. That was very brave and generous of you and I want you to know that I have noted it. I want you to go to Aruba. Since you have shown such kindness to this young demon, I would like you to become her mentor. She may one day be fit to join you as my Companion.”

“She has awful taste in clothes,” I mentioned, just so that Satan would understand that shopping with Raven wasn’t going to be any fun.

Satan laughed and I relaxed. Making Her laugh is always a good sign, a hint of Martha in our Master.

“Well, then, perhaps you can teach her. But it is My personal wish that you go down to Aruba to be there when she is retrieved, and to act as her comforter. I trust Mephistopheles with everything in Hell, but really, he isn’t the most supportive person for a young girl demon. She needs the nurturing of a woman, a succubus, a devoted daughter.”

“Of course, Satan. Since it is Your wish, of course.” Because no matter how much I wanted to keep my job, I knew I had to serve Satan first. Come to think of it, that would be a pretty good slogan for us Hellspawn—Serve Satan First. I could see it on bumper stickers, in .sig files, on the bottom line of the official engraved stationery.

“Good.” She smiled again. “I wanted to be sure you understood. This is important to Me. This girl may have evidence of which of My demons is betraying Me, and I must know who it is. Some things are simply intolerable.”

“To all of us, Satan,” I said from the depths of my heart. “Our first priority is discovering the traitor, all of us.”

“But you’re in the center of it,” She said, sipping what I assumed was a fifty-year-old single malt. “I am aware of all you have done, which is why I have not mentioned the lack of deliveries of late. I understand that you have been too busy with My other affairs, and I give you leave to pursue My interests even if it takes time from your primary occupation.”

I think I blushed. I had been aware that I had been falling down on the deliveries, but I had been overwhelmed. I was grateful that She was, in essence, forgiving me.

“Thank you, Satan.”

“But once this business is over, you will need to step up production just a tiny bit. To make up and show your gratitude for My generosity.”

“Of course, Satan.” Because there is no other answer to Satan. Because, no matter how much She loves to eat at nice restaurants and shop, She is still the autocrat of Hell. I was lucky that She was willing to overlook the fact that I had been falling down on the soul deliveries. Lucky—and Her friend.

“I wanted to make this direct and personal,” She continued. “And there is one more thing. Go to Aruba. Become Raven’s mentor. Hire her as an intern at the magazine, maybe in the art department. She does have talent and will do an excellent job. And I will make sure that your job is there for you when you return. There will be no problem with your bosses.”

“Thank you, Satan.” That was as heartfelt a prayer as any I had ever uttered. I didn’t care if I had to go to Aruba (hard job, that, when it was still cold and raining in New York and there was a hot guy I was dating waiting down there to see me as well) and mentor a sullen, suicidal she-demon. Satan Herself had guaranteed my job. And my life.

“May I ask a question, Master?” I asked softly.

She inclined Her head graciously. “You may.”

“Why must we go to Aruba? Why can’t we do the summoning here in New York?”

Satan raised one perfectly waxed eyebrow over Her glass. “That was Mephistopheles’ decision,” She replied. “He believes that Raven will be safer out of New York right after the ritual. Of course you will return immediately, but the fact that they won’t be able to trace you to the city by magic should delay any trace they might make. I believe that Mephistopheles hopes that taking the ritual over water will also break some of the magical links.”

I didn’t point out that Manhattan is already an island. Satan knew that. If She and Meph felt that going well offshore would increase the safety of the working I was happy to agree.

“Now get back and go to sleep,” She ordered me. “You have to be at the airport early. And I will be watching what happens in Aruba. I will be watching Raven and of course I am always watching over you. Now, out.”

I rose and nodded deeply enough to indicate a bow before I left. I didn’t even remember tasting my drink.

Vincent greeted me at my door. “Mephistopheles said that he will meet you in the first-class lounge inside security tomorrow morning. Both gentlemen have left. Do you need help with the bags?”

The apartment looked good when I arrived. Meph, or more likely one of his lower servants, had straightened the place out. The dishwasher had run; the bed was made and the towels fluffed and folded on the rail. In the bedroom, my medium-sized Louis Vuitton lay open and full of carefully folded garments.

Well, Satan had told Meph to pack for me and that he was better with women’s clothes than I had ever dreamed. He had picked out all the turquoise beachwear I’d bought the month before when I’d gone down for vacation and even included two light silk dresses (one Versace and one Dolce & Gabbana) for going out, my favorite pair of Seven For All Mankind jeans, and one pair of black open-toe Christian Louboutins.

I wondered if Mephistopheles, second only to Satan, had been humiliated to be ordered to pack my bag. In any case, he had done a brilliant job. I checked the makeup case, made sure I had some bronzer and the summer tawny blush that I’d put away until the sun shone in New York again, and called it done.

I didn’t bother with the TSA-approved locks. TSA works for us on the side. And I went to sleep until the alarm woke me, way too early.