The ogres didn’t leave Jig completely empty-handed. No, they did something worse: they gave him a torch.
Regular torches were annoying enough. Unless you dipped it in muck, the flames would flicker and start to die every time you moved. Nor was muck the answer, not unless you wanted the stuff dripping onto your hand and burning your fingers off.
This was worse. The ogres had no muck, so they had fallen back on what they did have.
“Flaming goblin dung on a stick,” Slash muttered, waving one hand in front of his nose. He kept his eyes averted from Jig, whose shirt had begun to stiffen with drying blood.
“Would you rather leave it behind?” Grell asked. “You can go first. Let us know if you find any rock serpents.”
“What does it matter?” Slash asked. “The pixies are going to kill us all anyway.”
“They’re not—” An unfortunate puff of wind sent smoke directly into Jig’s face. He held the torch at arm’s length, coughing and gagging. To make matters worse, the smell was drawing flies that constantly buzzed about Jig’s head and landed on his ears. Smudge kept climbing onto Jig’s head, trying to catch them.
“Here,” said Grell, fishing a knotted bit of cloth from her shirt pocket.
“What is it?” Jig asked, his voice hoarse.
“Sugar-knot. Hardened honey candy.” She grabbed his fang and pulled him down. With an easy, well-practiced motion, she tied it around his fang and tucked the knot inside his lower lip. “It calms the kids down. Ought to block the smell a bit.”
Jig gave the sugar-knot a tentative suck. The cloth was rough and gritty, but the candy inside had a too sweet, fruity taste. Better than dung smoke, at any rate, though it left a bitter aftertaste. He frowned as he recognized it. “Is that klak beer?”
Grell shrugged. “Like I said, it calms the kids down.”
His tongue and mouth tingled as he sucked the candy. He could still smell the smoke, but he no longer felt as if he were about to vomit.
“So what do we do?” asked Braf. He was swinging his hook-tooth through the air, probably attacking imaginary pixies.
“How should I know?” Jig had the overpowering urge to smash the flaming end of the torch right into Braf’s face. Why did they keep asking him? “The only reason Kralk sent me on this little quest is so I’d get myself killed. I don’t know how to fight pixies. I don’t know how we’re going to get back home. Stop asking me! I don’t know.”
Braf had stopped in midswing. Slash stood leaning against a wall, his arms folded.
“No more sugar-knots for you,” Grell muttered.
His outburst finished, Jig’s weariness returned. He stifled a yawn, knowing how foolish it would appear to the others.
“You told the ogres you’d take care of the pixies,” Braf said.
“They were going to kill us!” Jig said. “This way—”
“This way the pixies do it instead.” Slash snorted. “Nice of you to save the ogres the work.”
They were right, and Jig knew it. But it was their own fault. They were the ones who kept calling him Jig Dragonslayer, expecting him to find a way out of any situation. Didn’t they understand how many times he had nearly died on that stupid quest? He could barely keep himself alive, let alone two other goblins and a hobgoblin.
Smudge tickled the back of Jig’s neck as he scooted to the other shoulder, trying to get away from the torch smoke.
Okay, so he had managed to protect Smudge so far, too. He stroked Smudge’s head, wishing he could scurry away and hide in a crack somewhere until the pixies gave up. Really, wasn’t that what the ogres had done? Hiding deeper in the tunnels and hoping the pixies wouldn’t follow? Of course, if Jig tried to lead the others after the ogres, one of two things would happen. Either the pixies would find them and kill them, or the ogres would find them and kill them. The only thing left was to decide which would be the quicker death.
Even Tymalous Shadowstar didn’t know how to fight an army of pixies. What was Jig supposed to do?
If Tymalous Shadowstar had been a physical being, Jig would have punched him in the face. This is your fault! You’re the one who told me to go with Walland. You—
The god didn’t answer. Jig sat down, sucking hard on his sugar-knot. Fine. So he was supposed to fight the pixies. No, wait. Shadowstar said he had to beat them. That didn’t mean he had to fight them himself. He could order Slash or Braf to do it.
One look at them did away with that idea. Slash had no weapon, and as for Braf, the pixies would fly circles around him until he killed himself with his own hook-tooth.
Smudge twitched, growing a bit warmer. The pixies were coming. What Jig needed was a giant fire-spider. With smaller prey, Smudge could be as vicious as any goblin, catching and cooking his food in a single jump.
Slowly, Jig climbed to his feet. On the way in, they had passed an opening that smelled of soot and ash. He hadn’t recognized it then, being a bit distracted by his ogre captors, but the air had smelled a lot like one of Smudge’s abandoned webs. Only stronger.
“What is it?” asked Braf.
“The pixies are coming,” Jig said. He stepped away from the others, who made no move to follow. Good.
Grell coughed and spat. “You’ve got a plan, then?”
“I’m a goblin, remember?” Jig said, fighting a completely inappropriate giggle. Was giggling in death’s face a sign of hysteria? “We don’t make plans.”
Jig hadn’t gone far when he spotted the pixies approaching in the distance. Purple light slowly resolved into sparkling pink and blue orbs. The pink one flew ahead of the blue, wings humming. She folded her arms as she drew to a halt, hovering in front of Jig. He could feel the wind from her wings.
“You’re Jig Dragonslayer.” It wasn’t a question.
Jig nodded. “Who are you?” To his surprise, he got the words out with barely a tremor.
“Pynne.” She landed on her toes. Her wings continued to buzz, supporting most of her weight as she stared up at him. Her small face was overly round, almost swollen, with puffy cheeks and a wide forehead. White hair surrounded her head like a cloud. Yellow beads decorated her white wrap. Her nose wrinkled as she studied his torch, but she didn’t say anything.
Jig had grown up a runt, always looking up at the other goblins. Dodging the larger goblins’ fists, to be precise. Now he found himself staring down at his enemy. Pynne was so small. She looked like one good kick would break her against a wall.
“Try it,” Pynne said softly.
Jig didn’t move. Despite their difference in size, those two whispered words were enough to make him feel as though Pynne were the one looking down at him.
Annoyance momentarily overpowered his fear. Hadn’t he been through this once before with Walland? “Yes, that was me.”
“There were others with you when you escaped the bottomless pit,” she said. “What happened to them?”
Jig hesitated. Where was Veka, and how much did the pixies already know? “The ogres killed them.”
Pynne frowned. “What ogres?”
Whoops. Trockle wouldn’t be happy. But how could they not know about the ogres? Are you sure Veka was being controlled?
Pynne sighed, a whistling, chittering sound. “I told the others some ogres had escaped, but did they believe me?”
Behind her the blue pixie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah. You’re always right and everyone else is wrong. You want me to fly along to deal with them?”
“No, Farnax” said Pynne. Her light had brightened as Farnax spoke, and even Jig could hear the annoyance in her voice. “We’ve found Jig Dragonslayer. Our duty is to bring him to the queen.”
Farnax drifted higher, and sparks exploded from his wings as he brushed the ceiling. He dropped to the ground, cursing and flexing his wings. “How do you creatures survive in these horrible, hot, filthy tombs? You’ve barely room to breathe without hitting stone.”
“Enough,” snapped Pynne. Farnax shrank back, then nodded. No question who was in charge here.
“Why does the queen want me?” asked Jig.
Pynne’s wings stilled. “You are Jig Dragonslayer. When you killed the dragon, you opened the way for us. You served the queen once, and you will serve her again by helping us master the magic of your world.”
“What about—?” Jig clamped his jaw before Veka’s name slipped out. Somehow Pynne didn’t know about Veka. If she did, would she still see any reason to keep Jig alive?
Jig stared at her as the rest of her comment sank in. He had opened the way? The pixies had to be mistaken. Jig was certain he would have remembered opening a portal to another world.
“What about what?” asked the Farnax.
“The other goblins,” Jig said. “The ones up above in the lair. What are you going to do to them?”
Pynne shrugged and hopped into the air. “The same as we would do to any pest who infested our home.”
She turned, gesturing at a smaller rock serpent who had been creeping up the tunnel toward them. At first nothing appeared to happen. Then the snake hissed and began to bite at its own scales. The snake’s struggles grew more frantic, dissolving into spasms and convulsions that flung it right off the ground. The snake made one last, frantic attack, sinking its fangs deep into its body, and then it was still.
Only when the rock serpent was dead did Jig see clearly enough to understand. Blood seeped from the edges of the scales. Pynne’s magic had caused the scales to grow inward, digging through the skin until they killed the snake.
“Do we understand one another, goblin?” Pynne asked, smiling.
Jig thought he might throw up. It wasn’t fair. Goblins worked so hard to be loud and ferocious and intimidating. Pynne had them all beat with a smile and a wave of her hand.
Jig stared at the snake. They intended to kill or enslave every last goblin in the mountain, and they thought Jig would help them do it, just to save his own life.
They knew goblins pretty well. Jig took a step back. “You said you wanted to control the magic of our world?”
“That’s right,” said Pynne, moving so close Jig could feel the warmth emanating from her wings. Smudge was still hotter, and growing more so the closer Pynne came, but the pixie generated a respectable warmth.
“When I ran away from the ogres, I was coming to get the power to fight them,” Jig said. He was a horrible liar, but hopefully Pynne would have as much trouble reading his expressions as he did with the pixies. “After I fought Straum, I found a wand, one with more magic than I could ever hope to keep for myself. Enough to reshape this entire mountain.”
The pixies glanced at one another. “Where is this wand, goblin?” asked the blue one.
Jig stared at the snake. He had never imagined he could feel sorry for a rock serpent. “I’ll take you to it.”
There were advantages to traveling with pixies. For one thing Jig could do away with that awful torch. Almost as good, the insects that had been harassing Jig now turned their attention to the pixies, drawn to their bright lights. Jig smothered a grin as he watched Pynne swing her hand at a particularly amorous moth.
Another advantage was that Jig no longer needed to worry about the rock serpents. Twice more the snakes slithered toward them. Pynne didn’t bother with such dramatic magic this time. She simply used her power to make the snakes bite themselves to death.
“I thought you didn’t know how to use our magic,” Jig said as he watched the second snake die, fangs still sunk into its own back.
“We don’t,” said Pynne. “The strongest among us learn to store magic within ourselves, but if we’re away from our world for too long, our power will fade. Even the enchantment we use to speak your language would dissipate.”
Farnax scowled. “Don’t misunderstand her, goblin. We’re still strong enough to destroy you if you betray us.”
“Oh, Jig wouldn’t dream of such a thing,” Pynne said, smiling. It was the same smile she had worn after murdering the first rock serpent. Her light turned a brighter pink as she circled Jig’s head. “Tell us more of this wand.”
Jig tugged his ear as he tried to remember the stories. “A wizard used it to create these tunnels and caves. It has the power to transform people, things, just about anything.”
“A perfect tool,” said Pynne.
“If you know about this wand,” said Farnax, “why haven’t you used it against us?”
“I didn’t have it with me.” Even if he had, he wasn’t sure the Rod of Creation would work inside the pixies’ world-bubble. “I have a hard time just keeping the other goblins from taking my boots.”
Jig held up one foot. All his climbing and running away had scuffed the blue leather, and the white-furred fringe at the top was tangled and matted. “Goblins have a different view of property and ownership than most races.”
“A communal relationship?” asked Farnax. “Things are shared and passed along to those who need them?”
Jig shook his head. “No, things are taken by those who are bigger and stronger than the ones who had them.”
“With the power you describe, you could destroy anyone who tried to take the wand from you,” Pynne said.
“I’d have to kill the whole lair,” Jig muttered. Not to mention he would never again be able to sleep. How many times had he woken up to find goblins tugging at his boots?
The wind had begun to increase as they moved toward the pit, and the air was drier. Both pixies were having a bit of trouble flying. Farnax in particular kept bumping into the rock and swearing.
Jig coughed, trying to clear his parched throat. His nose wrinkled. The pixies certainly smelled better than the ogres’ torch, but in some ways, their scent was equally disturbing. They smelled of burning metal mixed with something sweet, like the flowers that used to grow by Straum’s cave.
“Why did you leave your world?” Jig asked.
“We had no choice, once the queen was born,” Pynne said.
“She ordered you to leave?” Jig didn’t know much about kings and queens, but that made no sense.
“Her birth was an accident,” Pynne explained. “The current queen almost never gives birth to a successor until she nears the end of her life, but occasionally it happens. Once the new queen was born, exile was the only option. Otherwise war would have devastated our people.”
So it was a power struggle, and the pixies in this world had been the losers. Given what Jig had already seen them do, that wasn’t as reassuring as it might have been. “Why didn’t the other queen just kill the new one when she was born?”
Both pixies froze. Was it his imagination, or had their lights grown brighter?
“Nobody can kill a queen,” whispered Pynne.
Alien though the pixies might be, Jig could still read them enough to know this was a good time to stop asking questions. All his instincts screamed at him to change the subject. Of course, if he had listened to his instincts, he never would have left the goblin lair to begin with.
“Even if she’s too powerful, wouldn’t another queen be equally powerful?” he asked, cringing in anticipation. “She has to sleep sometimes, doesn’t she?”
Pynne actually shivered, a strange sight, since she was still hovering in the air. Her whole body vibrated, and it hurt Jig’s eyes to look at her. “You couldn’t understand. None can look upon a pixie queen without loving her. That’s her power. That love is even stronger when the queen is young. When she is asleep or vulnerable. A newborn queen will even steal the loyalty of her mother’s followers. She was raised in isolation until she was old enough to travel to your world. The most black-hearted villain would die to protect her, once he laid eyes upon her.”
“As will you, goblin,” added Farnax.
Jig struggled to comprehend that kind of loyalty. Goblin politics were swift, decisive, and deadly. Goblins followed their chief because they would be killed if they didn’t. The trouble was, the chief couldn’t be everywhere at once. In the midst of battle, the immediate threat of an enemy with a big sword took precedence over a chief who might or might not survive long enough to punish you. If Farnax and Pynne were telling the truth, the pixies would never flee from battle. They would never stop fighting, and they would use every bit of their strength to destroy their enemies. Enemies like Jig and the other goblins.
He was so absorbed in the ramifications, he nearly missed his destination. Only Smudge’s sudden excitement made him stop and look around.
“There,” he said. A flat opening near the top of the tunnel, to his right. That was the origin of the ashen odor he had smelled before. If he was wrong, the pixies would probably kill him. But if he was right . . .
Who was he fooling? The pixies would probably kill him either way.
“The wand is in there?” asked Farnax, flying closer to the entrance.
Jig jumped and grabbed the lower edge of the hole, then struggled to pull himself up. His boots scraped uselessly against the moss-slick rock. Finally, muttering under her breath, Pynne grabbed the bottom of one pantleg and flew up. Farnax did the same with the other leg. With the pixies’ help, Jig managed to pull himself into the cramped tunnel.
There was barely room to crawl, and Jig tried not to imagine what would happen if the tunnel grew any narrower.
“This had better be worth it,” Farnax said from behind Jig. “I can’t stand much more of these tunnels. I feel like I’ve been buried alive.” He had landed on the ground, and he glared distastefully at the rock with each step. There was no room for them to fly. They probably couldn’t even see anything but Jig’s backside. No wonder they were so grouchy.
Jig’s sword hilt jabbed his side as he started to crawl. Smudge crouched on his shoulder. The fire-spider was warm, but this wasn’t the intense heat of fear. Heat wafted from Smudge’s body in waves, in time with the spider’s rapid heartbeat. Smudge was making no attempt to hide. Rather he seemed eager to continue, racing down Jig’s arm, then turning as if to ask what was taking so long.
Jig hoped that was a positive sign. He had heard other goblins talk of fire-spider nests, but he had never seen one. Usually fire-spider eggs were abandoned in pools or puddles of water, and the young spiders that survived scattered throughout the tunnels to find their own hunting grounds. But down here, with all the insects attracted to the filth and garbage, there would be no need to leave. At least, he hoped so.
Jig stopped to remove his spectacles, doing his best to wipe the lenses on his shirt. Sweat and steam still streaked his vision. Tiny insects kept landing on his neck and ears.
“This seems a strange place to hide your treasure,” said Farnax. “A dismal cave you can’t even reach? How would you have retrieved it if we hadn’t been here to help lift you into the tunnel?”
Jig bit his lip. Most goblins wouldn’t have caught that discrepancy. “I can reach it,” he protested. “My arms were just tired from fighting ogres, that’s all.”
He wished there was enough room to look behind so he could try to guess whether the pixies believed him.
“More likely your legs were too tired from running away from the ogres,” Farnax muttered. The pixie didn’t seem to like him much.
Jig twisted sideways to pull himself up and through a narrower bit of tunnel. As he did, his body blocked the light of the pixies, and he noticed a faint red light coming from farther on. The air was warmer, and the smell of ash was even stronger. “Almost there,” he whispered.
Smudge hopped off Jig’s shoulder and skittered ahead. Jig grabbed for him, but he was too slow. The fire-spider disappeared. “Smudge, wait!”
No, this was probably for the best. If things went wrong, Smudge would be safer away from Jig. Still, as Jig pulled himself along, a hard lump filled his throat. Smudge had been his companion for so many years, and now the stupid fire-spider had abandoned him.
Jig crawled past a drop in the tunnel and looked up. His breath caught.
The cave was larger than he had imagined, and it was full of fire-spiders. Hundreds of webs stretched across the walls and ceiling, dotted with dried bugs of every size, from tiny gnats to a green moon moth as big as Jig’s hand. There were so many spiders that their combined heat and magic actually generated the red light he had seen: just enough to attract more insects.
“How far must we travel?” asked Pynne. “I feel like these tunnels are shrinking around me.”
Fire-spiders twitched and crawled in response to her voice, some crawling deeper into their webs, others moving toward the source of the sound. Jig searched for Smudge, wondering if he would even know his own spider from the rest.
“We’re here,” whispered Jig, trying to block the cave from their sight. He spotted a patch of mirrored ebony on the ground near the back of the cave. That would be the pool where the fire-spiders laid their eggs.
The pixies would kill him the moment they suspected betrayal. No, that wasn’t true. Farnax already suspected him. Regardless, Jig would have to move swiftly.
He studied the webs. The majority hung near the entrance, which made sense. Few insects would survive to make it deeper into the cave. The only real gap was directly in front of the tunnel, which helped the air flow freely through the cave. That opening gave Jig his only chance. He tensed his legs, drawing them up as much as he could in the confines of the tunnel. His hands gripped the rock to either side.
“What is it?” asked Pynne.
Jig kicked her as hard as he could. He heard Farnax swear as Pynne crashed into him, and then Jig was launching himself into the cave. He stayed low to the ground, but his ear tore through one web, then he caught another with his arm.
The fire-spiders reacted instinctively, the way fire-spiders always reacted to threats. They retreated, igniting their webs as they fled. Jig crawled as fast as he could, flinging himself into the shallow pool even as his sleeve and hair went up in flames. Water hissed and steamed. Jig rolled over and squinted through streaked lenses as the pixies burst into the cave at full speed.
Farnax was first through, flying too fast to avoid the webs. His blue light nearly disappeared as he tore through the flames. His body crashed into the far side of the cave and dropped, completely engulfed.
Pynne fared slightly better. Farnax had torn enough of an opening that only her wings caught fire. She spun and flew back into the tunnel, tumbling to the ground.
Jig crawled back out, doing his best to avoid the furious fire-spiders and the remains of their webs. Up ahead Pynne was frantically trying to rip the flaming bits of web from her wings. Jig slid his sword free, holding it ahead of him.
Pynne’s light brightened when she saw him. Ignoring her smoldering wings, she raised her hands to cast a spell. Jig didn’t have room for a proper attack, but he managed to smack her arms with the flat of the blade.
Pynne screamed, clutching her arms. Jig crawled closer and pressed the tip of his blade to her chest.
“Stop!” Pynne shouted. She twisted back, breaking part of her burned wing in her desperation to avoid the sword. “Please, keep it away.” Dark burn marks covered her arm and hand where Jig had struck her.
Her right wing was mostly intact, but the left was barely half its previous size. The ragged edge glowed orange, like an ember.
Jig risked a quick glance back, to make sure Farnax was dead. He needn’t have bothered. Fire-spiders swarmed over the body, leaving only the faintest cracks of blue light visible.
He heard Pynne moving and lunged, but she twisted aside. She pointed at Jig, and his sword twisted in his hand. No, not the sword itself, but the leather wrapped around the hilt.
Pynne stumbled back. “Your blade might be death-metal, but the leather is nothing but dead flesh.” Already the tightly wound cord slithered between Jig’s fingers, loosening from the hilt and wrapping around his hand and wrist. He tried to drop the sword, but the leather dug cruelly into his skin, binding his hand in place.
“You betrayed us,” Pynne said.
“I’m a goblin.” Jig tried to grab the cord with his other hand, and nearly managed to get both hands bound to his sword. He yanked his free hand away so hard his elbow smashed into the tunnel wall.
“The queen would have honored you for your help,” said Pynne. “Instead, the last thing you feel will be your own weapon choking the life from your body. You thought this ruse would defeat us? I promise you, goblin, we will destroy every last one of your ilk.” Her face glowed with pink light as she lay back, gasping.
The cord was already coiling around his elbow. Jig shook his hand, trying to fling the sword away. The blade clanged against the rock, jarring his bones. “Wait. I thought you needed me to learn how to use magic in our world.”
Pynne smiled and shook her head. “You would have simplified the process immensely. But we have adapted to other worlds before. And there are always others willing to share their knowledge in exchange for the rewards you’ve thrown away.”
The end of the cord tickled Jig’s chin. He twisted his head away, but how was he supposed to avoid his own arm? The leather brushed his neck, waving like one of Smudge’s forelegs, reaching . . . reaching. . . .
Jig looked down. Only a single loop of leather remained knotted around the bare wood of his sword hilt. The leather wasn’t quite long enough to reach his throat.
Pynne realized it at the same time. She raised her hands, and Jig lunged. This time Jig was faster. His sword was nearly as long as Pynne herself. She died quickly and messily.
Jig pulled his hand back, hoping the spell would dissipate with Pynne’s death, but the only change was that the end of the cord grew still, stiff as rock. It jabbed his chin when he turned his head.
The sword rang against the rock as Jig turned to search for Smudge. So many fire-spiders, all feasting on crispy pixie. He tried to smile. Crispy Pixie would make an excellent title for a song.
“Good-bye, Smudge.” Jig backed away from the cave. Smudge was probably safer here anyway. There was plenty of food, and he was surrounded by other fire-spiders. Most importantly, he wouldn’t be anywhere near Jig when the pixies came to wipe out the goblins.
A small, dark shape broke away from the mound of spiders, scurrying toward Jig. He could see it dragging something with its rear legs, something that glowed faintly blue.
Jig grinned so hard his cheeks hurt as he set his free hand down for Smudge. The fire-spider crawled up to his shoulder pad and began to feast.
“I’m sorry about that,” said Jig. “It’s been a while since I fed you, hasn’t it?”
Come to think of it, he hadn’t eaten in quite some time either. Jig turned back around to where Pynne had collapsed. . . .
Braf, Grell, and Slash were still waiting where Jig had left them. Jig heard their voices long before he got close enough to see the light of their small fire. They were arguing loudly enough Jig was surprised a tunnel cat hadn’t eaten them all.
“I say we go after the ogres,” Slash was shouting. “They’re so busy running away with their tails between their legs they won’t notice us tagging along.”
“Ogres don’t have tails,” countered Braf. A moment later he grunted sharply, as if he had been struck with a cane.
“All it takes is for one of them to glance back, and they’ll squash us like bugs,” said Grell. “The way you smell, I’d notice you at a hundred paces.”
“What choice do we have?” asked Slash. “Head back and ask the pixies to let us through? Beg them not to hurt us, the way you goblins do when you want to pass through hobgoblin territory?”
“Jig should have let you stay dead,” Braf said. “When he gets back—”
“You think Jig’s coming back?” Slash asked, laughing. “If he’s smart, he ran like a frightened ogre. If he really tried to fight those pixies, he’s probably—”
Jig’s sword banged against the ground. He had been trying to hold it out in front of him, but the blade seemed to grow heavier with every step. “It’s me,” he called out. He could hear them shifting positions.
“What are you doing still alive?” Slash asked.
Jig could see them now, standing behind a small, foul-smelling fire. Braf had his hook-tooth out. Grell held one of her canes like a club. Slash had a rock. Jig couldn’t tell whether they had been preparing for a pixie attack, or if he had arrived just in time for them to start killing one another.
“The pixies are dead,” Jig said.
“All of them?” Braf asked.
With his sword pretty much permanently attached to his arm, it would have been so easy to run Braf through. “No,” Jig snapped. “The two who were following us.”
“Looks like you had a little trouble with your sword,” Slash said. “Lost a bit of hair, too.”
Jig reached up to touch the short, singed patch of hair. Hair wasn’t supposed to feel so crunchy.
“How do we know they’re really dead?” asked Grell. “You told us the pixies were controlling Veka and the scarred simpleton here. They—”
“Hey,” said Slash. He stepped toward Grell, only to catch the butt of her cane in his throat. He turned away, gagging.
Jig pulled a bundle from inside his shirt and tossed it onto the ground between them. “Here’s your proof.”
“What’s that?” Braf asked, poking it with his hook-tooth.
“Leftovers.” Jig’s sword dragged against the ground as he walked toward Grell. His whole arm tingled with every movement, and his fingers were swollen and cold.
Jig grimaced. Given that the pixies were going to wipe them all out anyway, and the only way he could think of to get back home was more than a little unpleasant, he was having a hard time feeling lucky. “I need to borrow your knife,” he said to Grell.
Braf had already opened the bundle and stuffed a bit of glowing meat into his mouth. As Grell slapped the handle into Jig’s free hand, she said, “Going to carve up what’s left for the rest of us?”
“No,” said Jig, sitting down beside the fire. He tried to work the tip of the curved blade beneath the cords on his arm, but the leather wouldn’t budge. All he managed to do was slice his skin. He changed tactics, trying to cut the leather where it looped around the hilt. The blade didn’t even scratch it.
He knew the knife was good. The blood dripping down his arm proved that. Pynne’s magic must have hardened the leather. “Stupid pixies.” Jig was going to spend the rest of his short life with a sword stuck to his arm.
“So how do you propose we get out of here?” Slash asked.
Jig handed the knife back to Grell. “The ogres said that stench came from goblin garbage.”
Grell was the first to figure it out. “I’ve dealt with some vile messes in my time, but I’m not climbing through that.”
“Fine,” said Jig. “Stay here and wait for the pixies.” He stared at his sword, wondering if he would be able to climb the crack one-handed. Grell would certainly need help as well, assuming she changed her mind. “Braf? Slash?”
“You want us to climb through goblin filth?” asked Slash.
“I really don’t care.” Jig was too tired to argue. His sword dragged along the ground as he trudged toward the ogres’ abandoned cavern. He heard the others fall in behind him, not without a bit of muttering on Slash’s part.
A short time later, Jig realized he had given all three of them a clear shot at his back. As the smell of rotting garbage grew strong enough he could taste it in the back of his mouth, he was almost disappointed they hadn’t taken advantage of his vulnerability.
CHAPTER 10
“The astute reader may notice gaps in the old
tales, unexplained spans when the Hero disappears
from the narrative. The Hero emerges later,
more powerful and prepared for the final conflict.
Some argue these omissions are due to the highly
secretive nature of the Hero’s transformation.
Others say the storyteller simply wanted to skip
to the good parts.”
—From the introduction to Chapter 7 of The Path of the Hero (Wizard’s ed.)
Despite the awkwardness of the blade affixed to his right arm, Jig still managed to climb a goodly distance. From his own informal calculations, he had now climbed approximately twelve times the height of the entire mountain. That was what it felt like, at any rate. In reality, it couldn’t be more than thirty or forty feet from the ogres’ cavern to the goblin lair.
Jig’s sword arm hung leaden at his side. His thigh throbbed with every movement where he had sliced himself before thinking to tie the scabbard over the naked blade. He stank of rotten food, mold, and far worse things. And tiny burning stings covered his scalp and shoulders from brushing against . . . he still wasn’t sure what the nasty things were.
At least they give off light, Shadowstar offered.
True, and Jig would take a few stings over the stench of the ogres’ torches any day. He peered upward, where more strands of what appeared to be blue-white hair dangled from the filthy stone. The ends of the strands slowly changed from blue to green and back again. Jig braced himself, watching as a huge black fly approached one of the strands, drawn by the shifting light.
The instant the fly touched the end, the strand flashed, shocking the unfortunate insect. The rest of the strands shot out, coiling around its body and dragging it toward the oversize sluglike body stuck to the underside of the rock.
Shadowstar thought it must have come from the pixies’ world. Jig didn’t care where it had come from, as long as it was too busy with the fly to go after him. He had moved Smudge down into his belt pouch after the first attack. Smudge was a tough little fire-spider, but these creatures had a lot more filaments than Smudge had legs.
He reached up with his left hand and pressed his feet to either side of the rock, dragging himself a bit higher. The creature ignored him. A tiny carrion-worm scurried over Jig’s fingers, clutching a broken bit of bone in its claws as it fled. The light of the tendrils turned the worm’s white skin pale blue.
“Ouch,” shouted Slash. “I’m going to rip that hairy glowing slug apart with my bare—Ouch!”
“Keep your hands to yourself before you kill us all,” snapped Grell. They had rigged a crude rope harness to help her climb, using scraps of rope scavenged from the abandoned ogre camp. Braf and Slash both supported some of Grell’s weight, leading to numerous complaints from all involved.
“Are you sure this will take us home?” asked Braf.
“Smells like goblin filth to me,” muttered Slash.
“Quiet,” said Jig, twisting his head so his good ear was aimed upward. Footsteps, and the creak of a door.
His sword clinked against the rock as he drew himself higher. He could see light from above: not the pale, sickly light of the slugs, but the cheerful green of a goblin muck lantern. They were here. They had made it to the goblin lair. He opened his mouth to tell the others.
Broken, dripping shards of pottery showered down on them. Jig yelped as one piece jabbed the top of his head. The shards smelled of spoiled beer.
Jig pushed himself up. He dug his toes into the rock and summoned one last burst of energy to drag himself out of the pit.
He found himself staring at a young goblin girl. Before Jig could say anything, she screamed, threw her lantern at Jig’s head, and ran screaming.
Jig dropped back into the pit, barely dodging the lantern. One foot landed on Slash’s shoulder. The hobgoblin grunted and strained to keep from falling, which was probably the only thing that stopped him from flinging Jig down with the rest of the garbage.
“Sorry,” Jig muttered as he climbed back out. The muck lantern had shattered on the back wall, casting green light over the small, stuffy cave.
“At least that oversize, rat-eating wizard never made me swim through goblin trash,” Slash muttered as he followed Jig out. He turned and hauled on his rope, pulling Grell and Braf out after him.
“Where is Veka, anyway?” asked Braf.
“I wish I knew,” said Jig. He had been wondering the same thing. Pynne and Farnax hadn’t said anything about her. Maybe she was dead. She could have run afoul of a tunnel cat or rock serpent, or maybe she had tried to jump onto another giant bat and missed. Given that she was still pixie-charmed when she escaped, Jig’s life would be much simpler if she were dead. That, more than anything else, convinced him she was still alive.
A heavy door blocked the only way out of the cave. Jig gave it a quick shove, but the door was barred on the outside. The goblin lair had few real doors, since the rock was too hard to work, but there were a few areas deserving of special attention. In this case a full frame had been constructed around the cave opening, secured with a batch of Golaka’s raknok paste. The sticky-sweet paste was great on fish, but more importantly, raknok was the favorite food of a kind of black mold that clung tightly to both wood and stone. After a week the frame would be secure enough to support a door. After a month an ogre could probably still rip down the door, but it would take at least four or five goblins working together to do so. Given how often goblins worked together, the door would likely stand for years.
Jig jabbed his sword tip into the crack at the edge of the frame, trying to reach the bar on the other side, but the blade was too thick.
He stared at the sword, remembering the fear on Pynne’s face as he shoved his sword at her. She had called it death-metal. The blade had left burns on her skin. If all pixies shared her vulnerability, the goblins might have a chance.
No, the only reason he had gotten close enough to kill Pynne was because they wanted him alive. The pixies wouldn’t make that mistake when they came to wipe out the goblins.
They might not attack right away, Shadowstar said. The first two pixies to venture out from the protection of their world were killed by a single goblin. They’ll be more cautious next time. You might have bought your people a little more time to prepare.
A strong hand shoved Jig aside. Slash pounded on the door. “If you don’t let us out of here now, I’ll feed your private parts to the tunnel cats!” He stepped away, searching the debris-strewn cave. “There has to be something we can use to bash this thing down. If I have to spend another moment immersed in this stench—”
“You call this a stench?” asked Grell. “Try changing diapers when the whole nursery comes down with the green squirts.” She shook her head. “Babies never get sick alone. Once one of ’em starts dripping and crying, you can bet the rest of them will come down with it in a day or so.”
Jig grimaced and stepped toward the edge of the waste crack, away from the others. He had managed the entire climb without relieving himself, but if he didn’t go now, his bladder was going to burst. He stared at the sword tied to his hand. This was going to be tricky.
He fumbled a bit, giving himself a nasty pinch involving the sheath and crossguard, but he managed. Then he got another shock. Apparently the pixies’ glow followed them through death and beyond.
Jig’s sword dragged along the ground as he returned to the door. He could hear several sets of footsteps outside, along with low voices. Slash and Grell were still arguing.
The door creaked open. Slash started to push past Jig, then noticed the armed goblins gathered around the cave. He moved aside. “Why don’t you go first?”
As Jig stepped outside, he breathed deeply for the first time in what seemed like forever. The air smelled of muck smoke and the sweat of too many goblins, but compared to the waste pit, this was paradise . . . if paradise included one very angry goblin chief.
Kralk stepped forward, her morningstar hanging from one hand. To either side goblin guards stood with drawn swords. The rest of the lair had gathered at a safe distance, no doubt eager to see who would get a taste of that morningstar.
“You’ve returned,” Kralk said. “Alive.” That last was added with a long stare at Grell and Braf, who still waited in the shadows. “And you’ve swapped your ogre for a hobgoblin. Not a wise trade, I think.”
A few goblins laughed at that. Slash growled. Kralk hesitated, taking in Jig’s bedraggled appearance. No doubt she had already gotten past her disappointment at seeing him alive and was now trying to figure out how best to turn this to her advantage. She began with mockery.
“So tell us, Jig Dragonslayer. What menace so terrified the ogres that they turned to you for help?” She smirked. “Perhaps we can make a new song for you. ‘The Triumph of the Filth-Strewn Hero.’ ”
To Jig’s great annoyance, his mind seized on the title and spliced a tune to it.
In comes the filth-strewn hero,
his sword nicked and rusted,
his bones bruised and busted,
his body still sticky with blood so blue.
Beware the filth-strewn hero.
His temper is strained,
a stink fills his brain,
and he’ll triumph by running you through.
Jig allowed himself a quick, wistful sigh. “Pixies,” he said.
Kralk cocked her head, momentarily taken aback. “Did you say pixies?”
“They’ve enslaved or killed most of the ogres,” Jig said. “The rest have fled the lower cavern. The pixies are going to destroy us and the hobgoblins if we don’t stop them. We—”
A harsh laugh cut him off. “Pixies conquering the lower cavern?” Kralk said, her face twisting into a sneer. “That’s the best story you can invent? How could they have gotten to the ogres without first passing through our tunnels?”
She turned to glare at the other goblins, who started to jeer and laugh. The sound of their mockery triggered flashbacks from Jig’s childhood. Most of his adulthood too, for that matter.
Jig hunched his shoulders, remembering what Pynne had said about him being the one to open the way for the pixies. He still didn’t know what she meant by that, but why would she make up such a lie? “They opened a magical gateway into Straum’s lair. A portal from their world.”
To Jig’s surprise, the laughter began to die. They actually believed him?
“Have you seen this portal?” Kralk snapped.
Jig hesitated. “Not exactly.” He had thought his problem would be in convincing the goblins to fight the pixies, not in proving the pixies existed in the first place. Perhaps he should pee for her.
He pointed to the waste room, where Slash and the goblins still waited. “They were there. They’ve seen—”
“You expect us to take the word of a hobgoblin?” Kralk said quickly. “Or two goblins who failed to carry out their orders?”
“What orders?” Braf asked. Grell grabbed his ear, yanked his head to her mouth, and whispered. Braf’s eyes widened. “Oh, that’s right. I forgot.” He drew his hook-tooth. “Should I do it now?”
Grell dragged his head back down and smacked his forehead with her other hand.
The head of Kralk’s morningstar swung back and forth as she twitched the handle. As Jig watched, it slowly dawned on him that she wasn’t nervous about the pixies. She was worried about him.
She had sent him on this mission hoping to be rid of him. Instead he had returned alive, if a bit smelly, and bringing word of an invasion into the mountain. Kralk couldn’t afford to believe him. If she did, she would make Jig a hero all over again. He would be the one who had discovered the threat and returned to tell of it. He would be the logical choice to lead the goblins against their new enemy. No matter what happened, Jig, not Kralk, would be the one the goblins remembered.
“You’re lying,” said Kralk. “And even if these pixies did exist, why should we worry? They’ll have to fight through the hobgoblins first.”
“You rat-eaters think we’re going to do your dirty work?” Slash shouted, stepping forward. One of the goblin guards advanced to stop him. Slash shoved him, knocking him into the crowd. Several more goblins rushed forward with swords and spears.
“Wait!” Jig said. He grabbed Slash by the arm and tugged him back.
Kralk and the others were all watching him. Jig had always thought hobgoblins were the experts on traps, but the one Kralk had created when she sent Jig out with Walland Wallandson had ensnared them both. Kralk had to kill him. If he was lying to the chief, death was the only punishment. If he was telling the truth, she had to kill him to keep control of the other goblins.
On second thought, it seemed like Jig was the only one who had been snared in this little trap.
“You should probably talk to the warriors,” Jig stammered, searching for a way to back down. “You can prepare the lair against the pixies. I wouldn’t be much use. I barely escaped. They nearly killed me. Look what they did to my arm.”
He stepped forward, flourishing his arm so everyone would see the way the leather bindings bit into his skin. As he did, the sheath slipped free, flying from the blade and striking Kralk’s shoulder.
Jig’s throat tightened so quickly his breath squeaked. He now stood with a bare blade pointed directly at the goblin chief.
Kralk’s smile threatened to split her face. She flexed her arms, then switched to a two-handed grip on her weapon. The other goblins fell back like ants fleeing a muck spill. Kralk kicked the sheath away, out of Jig’s reach, so he had no way to cover his weapon. “I wondered when you’d finally summon the courage to challenge me, runt,” said Kralk.
Jig backed away. It appeared as though Pynne was going to succeed in getting him killed after all.
Kralk was stronger, larger, and faster than Jig. He didn’t need the warmth coming from Smudge’s pouch to tell him he was in trouble. Help?
Jig, she might be stronger, but you’re smarter. You can defeat her.
Right. What was the smart thing to do? That would have been not going on this stupid mission in the first place!
Kralk stepped forward, swinging her morningstar in a wide arc. The spiked ball smashed Jig’s sword, spinning him in a full circle. Shock and pain tore through his arm, shaking his very bones. He staggered back, barely dodging a second blow.
Like most goblins, Kralk attacked with brute force but very little technique. Unfortunately, she had a great deal of brute force.
Her morningstar whooshed through the air, driving Jig toward the garbage cave. Her attacks were predictable enough for Jig to avoid getting hit, but he couldn’t attack without opening himself up at the same time.
If he timed it right, he might be able to dive through the door of the cave and crawl back down the waste crack before Kralk smashed his skull. He doubted that was what Shadowstar meant by “smarter,” though.
Kralk switched her grip, swinging at an angle that knocked Jig’s sword downward. Jig dropped to one knee. Kralk’s morningstar blurred in a circle, smashing Jig’s sword against the floor. A handsbreath of steel snapped off the end.
Jig stumbled into the doorway, staring at the broken end of his weapon. At least the blade was a little lighter now.
Kralk was still smiling. She was sweating a bit, but Jig was so tired he could barely keep his sword up. She didn’t even have to hit him with her morningstar. Much more of this, and he would drop from exhaustion.
“Your precious god isn’t going to save you this time, Jig,” said Kralk.
Jig snorted. His precious god was the one who had gotten him into this mess to begin with. He pushed sideways, trying to get to the doorway. The morningstar gouged the door frame near his head.
“See how he scampers,” Kralk shouted. “Jig Dragonslayer, cowering like a cornered rat.”
Jig tried to stab her while she gloated. He barely avoided having his elbow shattered as a reward for his clumsy lunge.
Kralk’s foot shot out, catching him in the shin. He rolled away as the morningstar rang against the floor next to his head. The next strike was even closer. He flattened his ears, trying to shut out the worst of the noise as he scrambled to his feet.
“They’ll sing a new song before this day is done,” Kralk yelled. “How Kralk the Chief triumphed over Jig the Coward.” She glanced around as she was speaking, but it wasn’t long enough for Jig to attack.
She was playing with him, stretching out the fight for the other goblins. She wanted to make a show of it, to prove beyond any doubt who was the strongest. To Kralk Jig was already dead. She fought now to defeat anyone else who might have considered trying to overthrow the chief.
If there was one thing Jig knew, it was fear. Kralk was afraid. Afraid of Jig, and afraid of the other goblins. She had seized control through treachery and deceit, which meant she had to live every day in fear that someone would do the same to her.
Fine. Treachery and deceit it would be. Jig raised his sword and shouted, “Now, Braf! Attack her now!”
Kralk never took her eyes from Jig. She smirked as she twirled her morningstar. “A poor choice for a bluff, Jig. Braf lacks the imagination for treachery.”
She raised her morningstar, and a wooden hook caught her wrist. She staggered sideways. A powerful jerk of her arm yanked her attacker to the ground.
Jig thrust as hard as he could. His shoulder nearly wrenched out of its socket as the broken tip of his sword skidded off her breastplate. Jig fell forward. He twisted to keep from squishing Smudge. As a result he landed off-balance, hitting his chin on the floor hard enough to rattle his teeth.
Kralk’s eyes were wide, her teeth bared. Jig didn’t know why she was so upset. His attack hadn’t even scratched her armor. She raised her morningstar to crush Jig’s skull . . . . . . and a yellow hand snaked out to catch her right fang. The other hand seized her by the hair. With a sharp twist, Slash broke Kralk’s neck.
Jig stared at Kralk, who lay twitching on the ground. Then he stared at Grell, who was climbing back to her feet, Braf’s hook-tooth in one hand. Then he stared at Slash. The hobgoblin was looking around at the stunned goblins with a wary expression that suggested he wasn’t sure whether to gloat or run away.
“Why did you do that?” asked Jig.
Slash wiped his hands on his vest. “No blood this way.”
That wasn’t what Jig meant, but before he could clarify, one of the goblins whispered, “Does this mean the hobgoblin is our new chief?”
“What’s that?” Slash looked like he had swallowed a rock serpent. “Me?”
“You did kill Kralk,” Jig said. From the muttering of the crowd, they didn’t like the idea any better than Slash did.
By now Braf had retrieved his hook-tooth, and was walking toward Jig. He nudged Kralk’s body with his foot. “That was great. Everything worked exactly the way you planned it, Jig.”
“The way I what?” Jig bit his lip. Throughout the cave goblins were whispering and pointing and generally wondering what was going on. Jig knew exactly how they felt.
“Yeah,” said Braf. “Jig knew Kralk would try to kill him, so he made a plan to kill Kralk instead.” He clapped Jig on the back, hard enough to stagger him. “Grell told me all about it when she borrowed my hook-tooth.”
Jig turned to stare at Grell, who shrugged and said, “Good plan. I guess that means you’re chief.”
“Me?” His voice squeaked.
Kralk’s body lay face-up, a grimace of rage frozen on her dead face. I suppose it’s too late to heal her so she can be chief again?
Even if she wasn’t already dead, how long do you think you’d keep breathing if she could get her hands on you?
How long do you think I’ll keep breathing now? Everyone was watching him. No matter which way he turned, half the goblins would have a clear shot at his unprotected back. What was a new chief supposed to do in a situation like this anyway? Usually they bellowed something loud and triumphant and scary, but Jig’s throat had constricted too tight for him to say anything at all.
Grell nudged Kralk’s body with her cane. “Hey Jig, if you don’t want to claim that malachite necklace, I’ll take it.”
She didn’t wait for an answer. With a bit of groaning and creaking, Grell hunched down and began untying the necklace. Braf picked up the morningstar and handed it to Jig.
The weapon was heavier than he had guessed, especially one-handed. The handle was still warm. He dug his claws in to keep it from slipping out of his sweat-slick grip. Should he tuck it through his belt, the way Kralk had always worn it? The weight would probably drag his trousers down to his knees.
“Feast!” shouted one of the goblins, a cry that swiftly echoed through the crowd.
Feast? What . . . oh. The chief was dead. Goblins usually marked the occasion with a feast. The choosing of a new chief always provided plenty of fresh meat.
They hadn’t feasted when Kralk became chief, but that was because the former chief’s body had already been eaten by hobgoblins, and nobody had been certain whether her other opponents’ bodies had been poisoned or not. “What about the pixies?” Jig asked weakly.
“You really want to deny this crowd their feast?” Grell asked, glancing up. The necklace hung nearly to her waist. Malachite clinked as she held the rough spikes to the light.
“What’s going on out here?” The voice thundered through the cavern, cutting a path through the goblins as Golaka the chef stormed from her kitchen. Even larger than Braf, and strong enough to give Slash a good fight, Golaka waved her huge stirring spoon like a sword as she approached. She stopped when she saw Kralk. “Who did this?”
Every set of eyes turned toward Jig.
Golaka shook her spoon. “I’ve been marinating a pan full of moles all day, and now you’re telling me I have to throw them out and cook her?” She tilted her head to one side, and her voice grew thoughtful. “Though the hobgoblin opens up some interesting possibilities. I could make skewers, alternate goblin meat with hobgoblin, add sliced mushrooms and rat livers, and garnish the whole thing with fried cockroaches for texture. Hobgoblin, do you drink a lot of alcohol?”
Slash stared. “Why do you want to know?”
“It affects the taste of the liver,” said Golaka. “Doesn’t matter, I can always baste you with—”
“No,” Jig said. Blast it, he was squeaking again. “No,” he repeated.
The lair fell silent, and Jig tried to remember if anyone had dared say no to Golaka before.
Golaka tilted her head. She was older than any goblin had a right to be, and her hearing was as poor as a human’s. “What did you say?”
“Slash—the hobgoblin, I mean, we—”
“Slash the hobgoblin!” yelled one of the younger goblins, raising a sword.
“No!” They didn’t understand. They hadn’t seen the entire lower cavern transformed. They hadn’t talked to the handful of ogres who had survived the invasion. They didn’t care about pixies.
This was a hobgoblin, a threat they knew. How many of them had endured the taunts of hobgoblin guards? How many bore scars from the hobgoblins’ “playful” jabs? And now Jig’s first act as chief would be to deny them their revenge?
Jig turned around, wondering if it was too late to retreat back into the garbage pit. Anywhere he could put a heavy door between himself and the rest of the goblins would do. But the only places that merited doors were the nursery, the distillery, the kitchen, the garbage pit, and Kralk’s quarters.
No, his quarters now. “The hobgoblin comes with me,” Jig said. He forced a smile, trying to appear as nasty as possible while he reached up to stroke Smudge’s head. “I’ve got something special planned for him, and my pet hasn’t eaten in far too long.”
Jig started to walk toward the brass-hinged door on the far side of the cave, only to draw up short when Golaka refused to budge. Jig held his breath as he stared into those greasy, dark-veined eyes.
Eventually Golaka shrugged. “Bring me the leftovers, chief. We haven’t had hobgoblin jerky in a long time.”
The goblins cheered, shaking their weapons and causing several injuries in the process. Golaka stepped aside.
Glancing back at Slash, Jig whispered, “You can either follow me, or you can stay with them.”
“Do you want us to help carve?” one of the goblins asked before Slash could respond.
Jig shook his head. “I think I can handle one hobgoblin by myself.” Slash cocked his head at that, but the only sign of annoyance was a convulsive twitch in his hands, his fingers curling much the way they had when he broke Kralk’s neck. Silently he followed Jig across the lair, glaring at any goblin who dared approach too closely.
The bottom of the door scraped the rock as Jig hauled it open. Inside, two muck pits sat to either side of the doorway. One was empty, the other nearly so. The lone flame flickered weakly, but it was enough. Gleaming metal lined the walls, like a miniature version of Straum’s old hoard. Swords, spears, knives, as well as more exotic weapons, were all stacked against the walls, some piled atop one another. To one side, a longbow with a broken string sat half buried in a rickety stack of yellow-fletched arrows. A spear so long it barely fit within the cave was propped against the opposite wall.
The door slammed shut behind him. Jig spun, nearly cutting Slash’s ankle with his sword. Slash stepped to one side, and his hand clapped Jig’s shoulder. The nails dug through Jig’s shirt. “I’ve killed one goblin chief today,” he said. “Do I need to kill a second?”
Jig shook his head. Slash was too close for him to stab with the sword, even if his arm hadn’t been useless after the fight with Kralk. “They would have killed you,” Jig said.
Slash stared at him for a long time. “Pah. You rat-eaters are too cowardly to take on a hobgoblin warrior.” But he made no further move against Jig. He picked up a peculiar-looking knife with two thin spikes angling out from the main blade. “They’re going to eat you alive, you know. You’re no chief.”
“I know.” Jig stepped away, rubbing his shoulder. Out in the lair, Jig could still hear the chant of “Feast, feast!” from the goblins, and then Golaka shouting, “If you don’t shut up, there’ll be more than one goblin on the cookfires!” The lair was much quieter after that.
Jig’s new quarters were relatively small, and the abundance of weapons made the place feel even more cramped. A mattress made from the skin of a giant bat sat against the far wall. Jig could smell the dried moss stuffed within the skin. His eyelids drooped at the mere thought of such luxury. He stepped toward the mattress, but Slash grabbed his ear and yanked him back. Jig yelped, then covered his mouth and hoped nobody outside had heard.
Slash pointed to the floor, where a thin string stretched through a metal loop, up to a tripod of battle axes beside the door. The base of the nearest ax was secured to a wooden rod. From the look of it, the ax would swing down to split the skull of anyone who snuck in uninvited.
“A three-year-old hobgoblin could do better,” Slash muttered, kneeling by the string. “The line’s too high. Not only does it catch the light of the muck fires, but it leaves a clear shadow. If nothing else, you ought to blacken the line.” He studied the ax briefly. Holding the handle in place, he broke the string with his other hand.
Jig examined the room with new respect, not to mention fear. What other surprises had Kralk left behind? Several vials and clay jars sat in a rack by the far wall, padded with dried leaves. Her collection of poisons? A wooden box with rusting hinges sat open on the other side of the room, revealing rumpled clothes in bright blues and reds and oranges. Near the head of the bed sat a jar of candied toadstools. Jig’s mouth watered, but he stopped himself after a single step. Knowing Kralk they were probably poisoned.
Slash squeezed past him to examine the mattress. Strange that Jig felt safer in here, alone with a hobgoblin, than he would have with another goblin.
Slash poked the leather in a few spots, then grabbed the edge and lifted the mattress to reveal a thin metal spike affixed to a broad wooden base. Moss flaked out of the hole in the bottom of the mattress where the spike had been. Jig tried not to think what would happen to anyone who snuck in to catch a quick nap.
“Some of these are hobgoblin tricks,” Slash said. “Poorly done, but I’m guessing your chief had help setting this place up. Another benefit of your precious truce.” He sat by the door and dipped his fingers in the empty muck pit. Humming to himself, he began to smear the ashen film along the string. “The first thing we need to do is run the line from the top of the door, where nobody will see it,” he muttered. “Those axes are too obvious. Though if I could mount one to the ceiling, it might work. That’s the first rule of traps: nobody ever looks up.”
Jig sat gingerly on the corner of the mattress, half expecting it to stab him in the backside or trigger an avalanche of sharp rocks. Smudge started to crawl down to explore, but Jig snatched him and shoved him into his pouch. Until he knew everything Kralk had done to this place, he wasn’t about to let Smudge wander about. The fire-spider probably wasn’t heavy enough to trigger most traps, but paranoia had kept Jig alive so far.
Now that he was chief, paranoia might not be enough. Why did you do this to me? he asked.
What are you talking about? I didn’t do anything. Despite his vast powers, Tymalous Shadowstar was a piss-poor liar.
When my sword came unsheathed. You did that. I could feel the magic. Jig was too exhausted to be angry.
She was going to kill you one way or another.
Jig shook his head. You’ve been pushing me ever since Walland showed up. Why?
You would have preferred to go back to your little temple? To hide all alone while the world goes on without you?
That was unfair. Better than another adventure. I hate this.
I know. But I also know your people would never survive against the pixies. I’m trying to keep you all alive.
No, said Jig. You didn’t know about the pixies. You didn’t know anything except that Walland ‘felt wrong.’ Oh, you also knew Kralk wanted me killed, and that she would probably use this as a way to get rid of me.
But you’re still alive, and Kralk is getting basted as we speak.
I’m chief, Jig said. Do you know how long most goblin chiefs survive?
Jig, it doesn’t—
Less than one day. Usually we go through at least seven or eight goblins before one survives long enough to really seize control. Kralk had been an anomaly, killing her foes with a ruthless efficiency that had gone a long way toward cowing the other goblins into submission. Jig, on the other hand, had nearly died. He would have died, if not for the help of an old woman and a hobgoblin. No doubt half the lair was already plotting his death.
Jig stiffened as he realized what Shadowstar had done. “You set me up,” he whispered.
“What?” asked Slash, glancing up from a half-assembled crossbow.
You didn’t want me to save Walland. You wanted to pit me against Kralk. You wanted me to be chief.
I wanted both. I wanted to know what was happening, and I wanted to help you change things for the goblins. You can lead them, Jig. You can help them be something more. You’ve already begun to change the goblins who are closest to you. Grell saved your life when Kralk was about to kill you. Doesn’t that seem like an odd thing for a goblin to do? Why do you think she did that?
Jig hesitated.
Grell saw you go off to fight those pixies. She saw something few have ever seen: goblin courage.
Lots of goblins run into battles against more powerful enemies.
Goblin stupidity is as common as lice, but you’re not stupid. Grell saw that. So did your hobgoblin friend. You saved his life. Look at him, sitting there and not killing you. When you defeated those pixies, you inspired them. You showed them they could be something more, something greater.
Jig’s stomach was starting to hurt again. Hunger and anxiety worked together to twist his guts into a knot. He wondered if he would be able to keep anything down at his own chief’s feast. He grabbed his numb arm by the wrist, setting the sword across his legs to examine the broken steel.
It’s rude to ignore your deity, snapped Shadowstar. No goblin could sound half as petulant as a cranky god. Forget the pixies, think about your people, living and dying in the dark, trapped in a cramped, smelly cave as they kill one another off. Would you rather live like you did before you faced Straum, scurrying about on muck duty and hoping the bigger goblins didn’t try to unclog the privy with your head?
Jig didn’t answer. To tell the truth, he rarely thought ahead. Most of the time he was content simply to make it through the day without getting killed.
Horrible as that adventure a year ago had been, his life was better now. It had been free of privy-related incidents, at least. We happen to like caves, he said. As protests went, it was weak and he knew it.
What do you want, Jig? You’re chief now. You’re responsible for what happens to the goblins.
That was even more frightening than an imminent pixie invasion.
What do you want? Shadowstar’s voice was louder, more insistent, prompting Jig to blurt the first thing that came to mind.
“Stuffed snakeskins and klak beer.”
“What?” asked Slash. He held several crossbow quarrels between the fingers of his right hand, and a length of copper wire in his left. A steel tool like a tiny flat-tipped dagger protruded from his mouth.
“That’s what I want,” Jig said, ignoring a sigh of divine exasperation. He wanted one brief respite where he didn’t have to worry about pixies or ogres or goblins trying to kill him. Or hobgoblin traps misfiring, he added as a crossbow quarrel shot into the ceiling and ricocheted into the mattress beside him. “And now that I’m chief, I should be able to get it.”
He headed for the door. Golaka’s stuffed snakeskins were legendary. She stuffed shredded meat, saute’ed mushrooms, and boiled tubers into snakeskin, fried the whole thing, then sliced them into bite-size chunks. Best of all, snakeskins and klak beer would help wash away the sour aftertaste of pixie meat.
You can’t run away from this, Jig. You have a responsibility to your people.
Can’t you see I’m busy? Jig asked. Besides, if I order them to do anything before they’ve had their feast, they’ll throw me onto the fire alongside Kralk.
As he thought about the pixies, wondering how he could possibly lead the goblins against them, he couldn’t help wondering if maybe Kralk had been the lucky one.
CHAPTER 11
“You have to understand, this truce doesn’t mean we can’t kill goblins. It only means we can’t get caught.”
—One-eyed Tosk, Hobgoblin Weaponsmith
Jig stood in the main cavern, burping up snake and watching the satiated goblins. As a rule, goblins with full stomachs were slightly less dangerous than hungry goblins. He had no doubt they would still kill him if he dropped his guard, probably even if he didn’t, but maybe now they wouldn’t be quite so brutal about it.
He remembered how foolish Veka had looked with her cloak and staff, trying to be a wizard. Jig’s pretense at being chief was even more absurd. One look and anyone would know Jig was no chief.
His sheath once again covered his sword, but with the blade broken, the end of the sheath flopped limply along the ground. He had already stepped on the end twice, nearly tripping himself as he walked.
His clothes had been so saturated with blood and filth there was nothing to do but burn them. Even his favorite boots were scuffed and scratched. The pixies would pay for that.
Unfortunately, most of Kralk’s clothes were ridiculously large on Jig’s scrawny frame. Given the choice of raiding Kralk’s wardrobe or facing the lair naked, Jig had chosen the ridiculous.
His belt cinched garish yellow trousers that ballooned over his thighs. He had also picked out a red vest with silver tassels. On Kralk those tassels would have hung just below her waist. On Jig they tickled the tops of his knees when he walked.
“Well?”
Jig jumped. He hadn’t noticed Grell sidling up to his right. Braf followed close behind her, groaning and rubbing his stomach.
Why now, when he was in more danger of being killed, was Jig having such a hard time staying focused?
“They’re waiting for you to tell them what to do,” Grell said. “They know things aren’t right. They may not have seen the pixies, but they know the air is colder, and they see how restless the snakes and bugs have been. One of the guards says a rock serpent attacked his muck lantern, and Topam swears he saw a giant bat flapping around over the lake a few days ago. There have been more carrion-worms crawling around the tunnels, too.”
Which you would have known, if you didn’t spend all of your time in your temple, Shadowstar whispered.
“The tunnel cats have been pretty restless lately, come to think of it,” said Slash as he stepped out of Kralk’s—out of Jig’s quarters. “By the way, don’t push your door open more than forty-five degrees, and you should probably let someone else light that muck pit from now on.”
Jig wondered if he would ever have the courage to set foot in that room again. This was probably for the best, really. If not for Slash’s traps, Jig would be too tempted to retreat back to his quarters and lock the door behind him.
Shadowstar was right. They had to do something about the pixies. The longer they waited, the more time the pixies would have to adapt to this world. The next time Jig faced pixies, they would be far more dangerous than Pynne and Farnax.
He stepped away from the wall to address the goblins, and his throat went dry. It looked as though every single goblin in the whole mountain was here, joking and smirking and waiting for him to speak. So many goblins, all staring at him.
Wait . . . all the goblins? “Who’s on guard duty?” Jig asked.
A pair of well-fed, belching goblins near the back raised their hands, and Jig groaned. “I told you the pixies were going to try to kill us. Don’t you think someone should guard the lair?”
The guards nodded, but made no movement to return to their posts. “Someone should, yeah,” said one. The other laughed.
“Don’t ask them,” Grell whispered. “Tell them. You’re the chief!”
Jig cleared his throat. Both guards waited, silently daring him to utter an order. How was he supposed to make them obey? His sword arm was so numb he could barely move it, even if the sword hadn’t been broken. Jig looked at those guards, and all he could see was himself as a child, fleeing the older, bigger goblins who wanted to put a carrion-worm down his pants.
“Fine,” Jig said, anger helping his voice carry throughout the cavern. “Leave the lair unguarded.” He glanced at Grell, hoping she had been right about the goblins’ mood. “I’m sure the pixies will appreciate it, when they send their ogre slaves to slaughter us.” He raised his voice and pointed at the guards. “When the ogres start tearing you apart, and the pixies are disemboweling you with their magic, remember it was those two goblins who let them stroll right into the lair.”
Finally the attention of the goblins shifted away from Jig. Angry muttering spread through the crowd.
“We’re going, we’re going,” said one of the guards, shooting a hateful look in Jig’s direction.
They didn’t make it out of the lair. A loud snarl announced the arrival of a group of armed hobgoblins. Two tunnel cats strained to break free of braided leather harnesses, nearly pulling their hobgoblin keeper off his feet. “Where is Jig Dragonslayer?” shouted the largest of the hobgoblins.
And that brought the attention right back to Jig. He didn’t get the chance to speak before the hobgoblins were making their way toward him, tunnel cats snapping at anyone who failed to get out of the way.
“Our chief wants a word with you, goblin.”
Another of the hobgoblins stared. “Hey, Charak. What are you doing with these rat-eaters?”
Charak? They were looking at Slash. From the look of things, he had been trying to disappear into the shadows.
“Chief’s going to want to see you, too,” said the hobgoblin holding the tunnel cats. “He’s going to be real happy when he finds out you’re still alive. Now where’s Kralk? He told us to bring back the goblin chief, too.”
Maybe I should have just stayed in the garbage pit. Jig raised his hand. “I’m the chief.” The words sounded strange, like someone else had spoken.
A tunnel cat swatted a goblin who had gotten too close, sending her to the ground with four gouges bleeding down her arm. “Makes our job easier, I guess,” said a hobgoblin. “Come with us, rat-eater.”
“You can’t come in here and give Jig orders,” Braf shouted. “He’s the chief. You’re lucky he doesn’t slay every last one of you hobgoblins.”
“Braf?” Jig asked.
“What?”
“I’m chief now, right?”
Braf nodded.
“So you have to do what I say?”
Braf nodded again.
“Good. Shut up.” Jig studied the hobgoblins. Two tunnel cats and five warriors to escort a few goblins. The hobgoblin chief was serious. Still, if the whole lair attacked together, they would overwhelm the hobgoblins. Judging from the nasty smiles beginning to spread through the crowd, the goblins had figured that out too.
What they hadn’t figured out was what the rest of the hobgoblins would do in reprisal. The last thing Jig needed was to have hobgoblins screaming through the layer on a vengeance raid when he was trying to worry about pixies. He could only manage one war at a time.
Actually, he doubted he could manage even one.
“Braf and Grell, I want you to come with us to the hobgoblin lair,” Jig said loudly. “The rest of you, keep the muck pits filled and burning, and could somebody please make sure we get a guard at the entrance?”
“Why us?” asked Grell.
Because Grell and Braf had both been under orders to kill him, and neither one had done so. Jig hoped that trend of not killing him would continue. “Because I’m chief and I said so.”
Jig tried to look on the bright side as he followed his escort out of the lair. If the hobgoblins killed him, at least he wouldn’t have to worry about the pixies.
The lead hobgoblin took one of the tunnel cats, who sniffed the air and the ground as they walked. Another cat followed behind, straining at its leash. That one actually drooled as it watched Jig, barely even blinking.
Hobgoblin lanterns painted the tunnel the color of goblin blood. Jig glanced at Slash, trying to guess whether he was a captor or a prisoner. The other hobgoblins hadn’t given him a weapon, but they weren’t jabbing him in the back of the legs with their spears either. Lucky hobgoblin.
Jig jumped and walked faster, trying to avoid another poke as he studied his escort. A large, ugly bruise covered one side of the lead hobgoblin’s face. Recent, from the looks of it. They didn’t say much, but they didn’t have to. Three lanterns were overkill for such a small group. They kept peering into the shadows and letting the tunnel cat peek around bends and turns. They were afraid.
“Have the pixies attacked already?” Jig asked.
That earned him another jab, this one in the thigh. From then on, Jig kept his guesses to himself.
When they reached the hobgoblin lair, Jig saw that the number of guards had doubled. Four hobgoblins stood in a rough square at the junction of the tunnels. Lanterns hung from both ears of the glass statue. Several of the guards growled softly as they saw the goblins approaching.
Braf puffed his chest and opened his mouth. Jig smacked him with his sheathed sword. Whatever Braf had intended to say came out a startled, “Hey!”
“No weapons,” said one of the hobgoblins, catching Jig’s wrist. Jig’s arm was so numb he could barely feel the fingers digging into his skin. The hobgoblin grabbed the crossguard and gave a quick yank that nearly dislocated Jig’s shoulder.
“Try cutting it off,” suggested the hobgoblin who had yanked Braf’s hook-tooth away.
“I already did,” said Jig. “The leather is enchanted. Cursed, really. It’s too strong to cut.”
The hobgoblin grinned. “I didn’t mean the cord.” He drew a short, flat-tipped sword from his belt. The blade was only sharp on one side, an obvious chopping weapon.
“Go on, cut it off,” Grell said, leaning against the wall. “Course, then you’ll have to explain why your guest bled to death before he could talk to your chief.”
The hobgoblin’s smile melted away. The thought crossed Jig’s mind that nobody had actually specified whether they wanted Jig alive or dead. Though if they wanted him dead, they probably would have killed him by now.
The hobgoblin shoved Jig’s arm away. “Draw steel, and you’ll wish I’d killed you, goblin.” He pushed Jig for good measure, knocking him to the ground next to the glass statue. Blue light reflected from the chipped glass. The hobgoblin warrior stood so tall his head nearly touched the top of the tunnel. Aside from a helmet, he wore only a loincloth, no doubt to emphasize the muscles covering his body.
Lying on the floor, Jig wondered if anyone else had ever bothered to examine the statue from this angle. He also wondered why the sculptor had made the hobgoblin anatomically correct.
“Get up.” Strong hands hauled Jig to his feet, then dragged him through the open archway. They pushed Slash after him, saying, “Make sure he doesn’t step in anything.” Grell and Braf followed, probably assuming they were safer with Jig than out here with cranky hobgoblin guards.
One of the tunnel cats stayed behind. A guard tied the leash around the legs of the statue. The statue would keep the cat from running off, but all the guard had to do to loose the cat on an enemy was cut the leash. Whatever had happened, the hobgoblins were taking no chances.
A few paces into the tunnel, the hobgoblins pressed themselves to the walls as they walked.
“Pit trap,” said Slash, shoving Jig against a wall hard enough to bang his head. Grell did the same to Braf who, despite Slash’s warning, had almost walked right into the trap. “Fall in there, and the goblins will have to find someone else to play chief.”
“What’s down there?” Jig asked, keeping his body as close to the wall as he could.
“Used to be a pair of giant carrion-worms.” Slash shook his head glumly. “A group of adventurers fell into the pit and slaughtered them. Do you have any idea how long it takes to breed and raise giant worms? The chief decided rusty spikes at the bottom would be faster and easier. Not as much fun though.”
“Oh. I see.” Jig fought to keep his face neutral, though he couldn’t quite stop a shiver at the memory of those worms.
A few paces later, Slash pushed him again. “See that stain on the ground?”
Jig stared. The ground was dusty rock, the same as the rest of the tunnels. Squinting, he could just make out a faint discoloration in the dirt where Slash was pointing.
“We spread a mix of blood, rock serpent venom, and diluted honey there. The venom keeps the blood from clotting, and the honey makes it stick to whoever steps in it.” Slash licked his lips. “Tunnel cats love the stuff. Step inside the lair wearing that scent, and they’ll be on you before you can draw your sword.” Indeed, even as Slash explained, the tunnel cat tugged its leash, trying to reach the dried stain. The hobgoblin kicked the cat in the side, earning a loud hiss, but the cat didn’t attack. That was a well-trained animal. Jig wondered if the hobgoblins would be willing to train the goblin guards.
Before Jig could say anything, Slash hauled him to one side. This time it was a scattering of tiny metal spikes resting on the ground.
“They’re so small,” Braf said.
“And they’re coated in lizard-fish toxin,” Slash said.
Oh. Jig stared at the hobgoblins with newfound respect. If he tried to set such traps to protect the goblin lair, half the goblins would be dead within a week.
“Watch your step,” said Slash.
Jig stopped, fully expecting to be shot, poisoned, crushed, or maybe all three at the same time. “What is it now?”
Slash pointed to a pile of brown, slimy goo in the center of the tunnel. “Hairball.”
Eventually the tunnel opened into a broad cavern, similar in size to the goblins’ lair. But the hobgoblins had carved out a very different home for themselves. For one thing, instead of using muck pits in the floor, the hobgoblins hung wide metal muck bowls from large tripods, so the light came from overhead. Every time Jig took a step, three shadows followed him along the floor. As if he wasn’t jumpy enough already!
Even stranger, there were hobgoblin children running about. Jig stared at a girl whose head barely came past his waist. She had a knife tucked through her belt, and was swinging a club at a larger, similarly armed hobgoblin boy. As Jig watched, the boy knocked her club away, then kicked her in the stomach. The girl crawled away to retrieve the club. To Jig’s amazement, the boy stood there, waiting as she attacked again.
“What’s she doing?” Jig asked.
Slash glanced over. “Practicing.”
Jig could see other children working throughout the cavern. A few near the entrance scraped lichen from the walls by one of the lanterns, while a boy farther in helped butcher a pile of lizard-fish. Jig even saw a baby hobgoblin slung to the back of a female. He grimaced. The baby had wrinkly yellow skin, green toothless gums, and a misshapen skull.
“Hobgoblin babies are ugly,” said Braf.
Grell snorted. “You weren’t exactly pleasant to look at yourself.”
The female with the baby noticed them staring and bared her teeth in a scowl before ducking behind a large, painted screen mounted on a wooden frame.
Similar screens were set throughout the cavern, partitioning the space into smaller chambers. Crude paintings decorated most of the screens. They seemed to tell stories of hobgoblin triumphs, whether it was a single hobgoblin leading a troll into an ambush, or a group tossing goblins into a pit full of tunnel cats.
The guards led Jig and the others toward the rear of the cave. Several hobgoblins spat as Jig passed. He heard two others making a wager over how Jig would be killed. He held his sword close to his leg, trying to appear unthreatening. So many hobgoblins. Men and women, young and old, armed and . . . well, they were all armed. And they all looked angry.
“What happened?” Jig asked.
One of the guards shoved him forward. “That’s for the chief to explain.”
“No,” said another. “That’s for him to explain to the chief.”
The chief was an older hobgoblin, sitting on a much-abused cushion near the back of the cavern. A half-eaten skewer of lizard-fish meat sat on the ground beside him. Screens to either side created a smaller artificial cave. Another frame stood in front, but the screen had been rolled up and tied overhead, opening the small chamber to the rest of the cavern.
The hobgoblin chief rose, ducking past the wooden frame to stand in front of Jig and the others. He slipped a bit of greasy lizard-fish to the tunnel cat, then wiped his hands on his quilted, brass-studded jacket. A long wavy sword hung on his hip. The cast bronze head of a hobgoblin warrior capped the hilt, and the crosspiece was a pair of long barbed spikes. Jig had seen the sword once before, when he and the chief had negotiated the truce between goblins and hobgoblins. According to hobgoblin law, whoever held that sword commanded all hobgoblins.
“Hello, Jig,” said the chief. His thinning hair was bound into a dirty white braid. He glared at the other hobgoblins. “I said I wanted to speak to the goblin chief too.”
“That’s me,” Jig said.
“I see.” He studied Jig, his expression never changing. His cool appraisal was far more worrisome than the gruff threats of the other hobgoblins. At least with them, Jig knew what to expect. Not so with this hobgoblin. He might offer Jig a bit of lizard-fish or cut the head from his body with that huge sword, and he would do both with the same stone expression. Finally he grunted and said, “About time someone killed that overbearing coward Kralk.”
He turned to Slash. “Ah, Charak. The others tell me you let a goblin outwit you. A fat female, one who claimed to be a wizard of some sort. They say she humiliated you and led you away, slinking like a cat who’s been beaten once too often.”
Jig took a small step away from Slash. Charak. Whoever.
“Doesn’t matter anymore,” Slash said. “The stupid rat-eater went and got herself enchanted by pixies.”
“Pixies?” the chief asked. “What are you talking about?”
As fast as he could, Jig stepped forward to explain about the pixies and their conquest of the ogres. He told the chief how they had fled to the Necromancer’s pit and how the steel of his blade seemed to have broken the spell on Slash. “Ask them,” he added, pointing to Braf and Grell. “They’ve all seen the pixies and what they can do.”
The chief was shaking his head. “So, Charak. Not only does a mere goblin get the best of you, but then you let yourself fall prey to a fairy spell? I should probably kill you now and save us all the trouble.”
The threat was uttered in an easy, casual tone, but Jig saw several hobgoblins reach for their weapons.
“Falling in battle against an invading army I could forgive,” the chief continued. “But letting a goblin get the better of you?”
Slash mumbled something incomprehensible.
“And now she returns,” said the chief.
Jig’s ears perked up. “You have Veka?”
“Not exactly.” The chief took another bite of lizard-fish as he studied Jig. Pale strings of meat protruded from between his teeth. “Your goblin wizard killed nine of my men. She refuses to let anyone get to the lake. If we can’t get down to hunt in the caverns below, we’ll be reduced to scavenging for bugs and rats. Living like goblins, in other words.”
He stepped closer, until Jig could smell the meat on his breath. “She tells me she’ll let us through if we present her with Jig Dragonslayer.”
For once, Jig wasn’t afraid. He raised his chin and said, “You can’t. She’ll turn me over to the pixies, and they’ll kill me.”
The chief shrugged and spat a few bones onto the floor. Jig could hear the guards moving closer, and Smudge crouched down at the junction of Jig’s neck and shoulder to hide.
“If I die,” Jig went on, “the truce between goblins and hobgoblins ends today. The truce, and everything that came with it. The same goes if you kill my companions. Even him,” he added, nodding toward Slash. He tried to fold his arms defiantly, but he had forgotten about the sword. The sheath whacked him in the leg, to the amusement of the hobgoblins.
The chief stared at Jig for a long time. His wrinkled face gave no clue what was running through his mind. He was a crafty one, even for a hobgoblin, and Jig began to wonder if he had miscalculated.
“Veka told us she wanted Jig Dragonslayer,” the chief finally said. “She never specified how she wanted him delivered . . .”
The hobgoblins guarding the entrance to the lair appeared quite surprised to see Jig and the others alive.
“Give me that,” Braf said, reclaiming his weapon.
One of the guards stared at Slash. “What happened?”
“We’re going to kill Veka,” Slash said, grinning.
“I don’t suppose any of you mighty warriors know how we’re going to accomplish that?” Grell asked.
Nobody answered. Personally, Jig had been giving serious thought to running away and hiding back in the goblin lair. If Veka had slaughtered nine hobgoblin warriors, Jig and his companions weren’t going to last very long.
But retreating would only lead to other problems. Problems like angry hobgoblins butchering their way through the goblin lair, demanding Jig’s head.
Slash grabbed one of the muck lanterns, but Jig shook his head. “No light. We don’t want her to see us coming.”
Jig studied his companions as they left the hobgoblin lair. Grell’s canes made too much noise. They might be better off leaving her behind altogether, but she seemed to do a good job of keeping Braf in line. As for Braf, he was barely bright enough to know which end of a sword to grab, but Jig needed all the help he could get. Without the two goblins, his only backup would be a hobgoblin who fainted at the sight of blood.
“Wait,” Jig said, struggling to draw his sword. After the incident with Kralk, he had used a bit of cord to knot the sheath in place. Those knots had tightened, and he had to bite through them to free the blade. His shoulder burned with newly awakened pain as he used the sword to cut off the tails of his vest. “Grell, give me one of your canes.”
He wrapped the material around the end, then used a broken piece of twine to tie it into place. He did the same with the other cane. Hopefully that would muffle the noise a bit.
He shoved the sword back into the sheath and rested the whole thing over his shoulder. Smudge scurried to the top of Jig’s head for safety.
As the light dimmed toward blackness, Slash stepped closer. “Why didn’t he kill you?”
“Who?” Jig asked.
“The chief. You defied him, and he let you live.”
“A good thing, too,” said Braf. “You hobgoblins need to treat us with a bit more respect, or else—”
The thump of Grell smacking Braf was quieter than usual. The cloth Jig had tied around the ends of her canes appeared to be working.
“Because of the truce,” Jig said. That earned a disbelieving snort. “No, it’s true. He’s afraid that if I die, he’ll lose what he got out of the deal.”
“I’ve always wondered about that,” said Slash. “A lot of us have. What possible reason could you give us to leave you rat-eaters alone?”
Jig brushed the fingers of his free hand along the wall for guidance as blackness swallowed the last of the lantern light. “He was sitting on his cushion when we arrived, right?” Jig asked. “Before the truce, when was the last time you saw him sit?”
“He didn’t,” Slash said. “He was always up and moving. Training the warriors, inspecting traps, overseeing the cats’ handlers. He’s chief. He doesn’t have time to—”
“No, he couldn’t sit. He had . . . an injury. I healed it.” He grimaced at the memory. “Not an experience I’d choose to repeat.”
“What?” From the sound of things, Braf was barely holding back his laughter. “You mean this whole truce was nothing but a reward for you healing a hobgoblin’s ugly behind?”
Jig stopped. “What did you think, Braf? That I threatened them? That I stomped through the hobgoblin lair and told their chief I’d bring the full wrath of the goblins to bear if they didn’t stop killing us?”
“Well . . . yeah.”
Jig shook his head. How in the world had Braf survived to adulthood?
The smell of water told Jig they were close, as did the sudden flare of warmth from Smudge. Faint light shone from the beach ahead. Pixies? Jig hoped not. The hobgoblin chief hadn’t known about the pixies, which suggested Veka was alone.
“Hello, Jig.” Veka’s voice was as cheerful and grating as ever. “I know you’re there. You and your three companions. Why don’t you come out and meet my new friends?”
So much for Veka being alone. How could she know they were coming? Jig wrapped his free hand around his sword handle. With the muscles of his sword arm bound and numb, this was the only way he’d be able to use it.
Veka couldn’t know, not unless one of his group was possessed.
No, none of you have the taint of pixie magic.
Then how? They had been as quiet as tunnel cats stalking their prey. Veka couldn’t have heard them. Jig backed away.
He had only gone a few steps when Smudge grew warmer. Had Smudge only now recognized the danger? Jig was moving away from Veka. That should be safer!
Jig ripped a handful of frayed threads from the bottom of his vest. Putting the threads in his mouth, he reached up to move Smudge to his shoulder. Much hotter, and Smudge would burn the rest of Jig’s hair . . . which would give him the light he wanted, but Jig preferred to keep what little hair remained. Once the fire-spider was crouched on his leather pad, Jig twisted the ends of the threads together and reached up to poke Smudge from behind.
The threads burst into flame. “Eight eyes, and I can still scare you,” Jig whispered. In the faint, dimming light, he could see Grell, Braf, and Slash standing behind him, weapons drawn.
“No light,” Slash said, mimicking Jig’s voice. “We don’t want her to see us coming.”
“Here,” said Grell, holding out a rag. She touched one corner to the dying flame, and the tunnel brightened.
“What is that?” Braf asked.
“Another diaper. Useful things, really.” She knotted the burning diaper around the end of Jig’s sword. “Don’t worry, it should be clean.”
Normally the odor would have bothered Jig, but the ogres’ torches seemed to have overloaded his sense of smell. And the diaper burned quite well, he had to admit.
Mold covered the tunnel walls, thriving in the damp lake air. Jig saw nothing out of the ordinary, aside from himself and his companions. Maybe Smudge was getting jumpy in his old age. Considering everything they had been through together, Jig could certainly understand that. He took another step back.
“What’s wrong, Jig?” Veka shouted. “Running away won’t save you.”
“It’s always worked before,” Jig muttered. She could see every move they made. “That’s not fair,” he whispered, turning toward the others.
As he did, a shadow overhead caught his attention. No, three shadows.
“Good fire-spider,” Jig whispered. Clinging to minuscule irregularities in the obsidian, three lizard-fish watched Jig from the ceiling. They were so still they could have been a part of the rock, save for a slight quiver in the closest lizard-fish’s tail. “First rule of traps,” Jig muttered, remembering what Slash had said before. “Nobody ever looks up.”
He tried to watch them without moving his head or giving Veka any indication that he had discovered her spies. He stepped toward Slash, a move that brought him almost directly underneath the lizard-fish. The tails of the other two began to twitch now. Jig recognized that motion. They tensed their muscles like that right before they lashed out with those poisonous spines.
Why hadn’t they struck when Jig and the others passed underneath the first time? Something must have held them back. The same power that had driven them from the comfort of their lake, pushing them beyond the damp sand and onto hated rock. Veka.
Jig locked eyes with Slash, hoping the hobgoblin would understand. Slowly and deliberately, Jig turned his eyes upward.
“Look out!” Braf shouted. “Lizard-fish!”
Even as Jig thrust his sword at the closest lizard-fish, a part of his mind hoped he would live long enough to hide a few lizard-fish in Braf’s undergarments.
His sword clanged into the ceiling, still sheathed, but the flaming diaper drove the lizard-fish back. They circled around, their tiny legs scrambling in unison. How could they cling upside down like that? Then he remembered Veka’s levitation spell, back at the bottomless pit. She must have been practicing.
A rock cracked off the ceiling, and one of the lizard-fish fell. It wasn’t dead, but its body bent sharply in the middle, and the tail was still.
Jig leaped back as the other two lizard-fish dropped to the ground to attack. One landed on its back, while the other scurried after Slash. Jig saw Grell crushing the inverted lizard-fish with her cane.
Slash was still unarmed, and he leaped out of the way as the lizard-fish charged. He grabbed Braf by one arm. As Braf squawked in protest, Slash kicked the back of the goblin’s knees and flung him to the ground. Braf landed on his back, directly on top of the attacking lizard-fish.
As Braf scrambled to his feet, cursing and spitting, Jig could see the squished lizard-fish still stuck to the wooden shield strapped to Braf’s back.
A crunching sound told him Grell had finished off the first lizard-fish, the one with the broken back. “Who threw that rock?” Jig asked, as much to distract Braf from going after Slash as anything else.
“Oh, that was me,” said Braf. “I’ve always been good with rocks.”
“You’ve always . . .” Jig’s voice trailed off. He stepped away, shaking his head in disbelief. He waved his light around the floor until he found the stone Braf had thrown. Tucking it into his shirt, he wandered farther down the tunnel, collecting a few more. He came back and dumped the rocks into Braf’s hands. Without a word, he snatched the hook-tooth away and handed it to Slash.
This time, there were no taunts from Veka as Jig approached the lake. He could hear the others following behind.
Jig peeked around the edge of the tunnel and nearly wet himself.
Hundreds of lizard-fish waited on the beach. Veka must have emptied the entire lake to amass so many. They stood facing the tunnel, each one about arm’s length from the next. Aside from the occasional flicking of a tongue, they were absolutely motionless.
Then they spotted Jig. Each and every head turned in unison.
Braf tugged Jig’s arm. “I think I’m going to need more rocks.”
Veka herself sat atop the tunnel that led into the lake. The edges of her cloak trailed along the surface of the water. Her eyes were closed, but she was smiling at Jig. “I knew those pixies wouldn’t capture you.” She patted a pocket in her cloak, doubtless one of those stupid books. “The end of the Path brings the Hero to her final, fateful trial. I should have known destiny’s decree would bring us together for this climactic confrontation. You’ve thwarted me at every pass, Jig Dragonslayer, mocking my efforts to master the mysteries of magic.”
Jig rolled his eyes. Veka’s “Heroic” dialog had grown even worse. Had she always used such clumsy alliteration?
He turned his attention back to the beach, particularly to the hobgoblin corpses scattered among the lizard-fish. He counted eight or nine, most of which had died within a few steps of leaving the tunnel. A few dead lizard-fish lay beside them.
“What we need is about a hundred more hobgoblins,” Grell said.
“Don’t worry, I can get her,” said Braf. Before Jig could react, Braf stepped into the open and flung one of his rocks. It arced through the air, directly toward Veka’s head. The rock slowed as it neared, coming to a halt just before it hit Veka’s forehead. Without opening her eyes, Veka reached out to tap the rock with her finger. It reversed direction, picking up every bit of speed it had lost and more.
Jig ducked, and the rock slammed into Braf’s stomach, knocking him onto his back.
“Nice try,” Veka called out.
“We should run,” said Jig, keeping his voice low. “Her magic is too strong.”
“Don’t you have magic of your own?” asked Slash.
Jig shook his head. “She’s using wizard magic. I only have priest magic.”
What are you talking about?
Jig jumped. I can’t do wizardly things like Veka. I can only—
Magic is magic. The universe doesn’t divide its mysteries into priest magic and wizard magic any more than you divide the air down there into goblin air and hobgoblin air.
Wait, does that mean I’m a wizard? Jig’s eyes widened. But I have a sword! And I don’t have a staff or a beard or long robes or—
You’re as bad as Veka, you know that?
Jig stiffened. So why can’t I use magic to make those lizard-fish turn on Veka?
That kind of magic takes years of study and discipline.
A gritty wind began to blow. Veka held her fingers fanned toward the tunnel, her magic shooting sand into their faces.
Years of study and discipline, or getting possessed by pixies, Shadowstar amended.
Can you help me fight her magic or not? Jig demanded.
You’ll need time to learn and practice that style of magic. Ask Veka to meet you back here in about a year or so.
Jig grimaced and spat sand from his mouth. “I can’t fight her magically.” He stared at the beach, using his fingers to block the worst of the sand from his eyes. Why hadn’t Veka simply sent the lizard-fish into the tunnel to kill them?
He studied the lizard-fish more closely. Even the twitching of their tails was synchronized, just like the three that had been spying in the tunnel. The only time that had changed was when the lizard-fish dropped from the ceiling and their instincts had taken over. If Jig and the others hadn’t been in the way, would the lizard-fish have left them alone? Free of Veka’s control, they might have fled for the comfort of the beach.
How much power did Veka need to control all those lizard-fish? “We have to go out there,” he whispered.
“If you don’t want to be chief, there are easier ways to quit,” said Grell.
Jig shook his head. Already the sandstorm was beginning to die down. She couldn’t have much power left. Enough to deflect a few rocks maybe. “All the hobgoblins charged straight through the middle,” he said, pointing to the line of bodies. “We need to split her focus. I don’t think she can send them against us all at the same time.”
“So you’re saying only some of us will get killed?” Braf asked.
Jig’s shoulders slumped. That was precisely what he was saying. And they reacted precisely the way he would have expected goblins and hobgoblins to react. Grell chuckled. Braf shook his head and backed away. Slash rapped the end of his hook-tooth against the wall, testing its weight.
“Surrender to me, Jig,” Veka said. “Come with me, and your companions will survive. The pixies will spare you all, but only if Jig gives himself up.”
“Sounds good to me,” said Slash, stepping toward Jig.
“Wait!” Jig waved his sword at them. The flaming diaper dropped to the ground. He licked his sand-chapped lips, searching for sympathy and finding none.
If he tried to run, Slash and Braf would both be able to tackle him. Or Slash could loop the hook of his weapon around Jig’s feet. Jig would never get past them both. “She’s lying,” said Jig. “Remember what Trockle said? The pixies want us all dead!”
“Trockle said they wanted all of the ogres dead,” said Braf. “Who can blame them?”
“Braf, think about it,” said Jig. “If she gives me to the pixies, who’s going to help you the next time you get a fang rammed up your nose?”
He turned to Slash. “And you, hobgoblin. I guess this means you’ll be heading back to your chief to tell him how one goblin female was too much for you to handle? Veka’s been getting the better of you since she first laid eyes on you!”
He had saved Grell for last, mostly because he wasn’t sure what he could say to convince her. She was too old to threaten, and too smart to fall for any bluff. He stared at the dwindling diaper fire on the ground, and then it came to him.
“Help me, and when we get back, I’ll take you off nursery duty forever. You’ll never wipe another goblin butt as long as you live.”
Nobody spoke. Braf and Grell glanced at one another. Slash had a scowl on his face, but he always had a scowl on his face.
“You really think Veka and the pixies will just go away and leave you all in peace if you give me to her?” Jig asked.
“I’ve been patient with you until now,” shouted Veka. “It’s time to make your choice.”
The others looked at one another. Slash was the one who broke the silence. “I’d never hear the end of it,” he said.
“Do you really think this will work?” asked Grell.
“Of course,” Jig said.
Grell poked him with a cane. “Liar.” Groaning, she limped toward the beach. When nobody else moved, she turned around again. “Well, what are you all waiting for?”
CHAPTER 12
“Great power carries a great cost. But there’s no rule that says you have to be the one to pay it.”
—Grensley Shadowmaster From The Path of the Hero (Wizard’s ed.)
Nowhere in either the ragged remnants of Veka’s spellbook or in her copy of The Path of the Hero did there exist a single warning that the overuse of magic could leave the wizard with such a raging headache. She had never seen Jig suffer this kind of pain after one of his little healing spells. On the other hand, Jig had never tried to control well over a hundred individual minds.
She kept her eyes closed, seeing through the eyes of the lizard-fish and struggling to merge it all into a single coherent image. So long as she remained still, the feeling that a team of ogres were digging a hole through her skull wasn’t quite as bad. Only a single ogre, and he wasn’t using quite so heavy a pickax.
“How much longer?” Snixle whispered. By now, she had gotten used to the pixie speaking with her mouth. He had a tendency to curl her tongue into a tube, though, and that was annoying. She could do without the twitching of her phantom wings, too. No wonder Snixle had a hard time controlling other creatures: he insisted on treating them like pixies.
Veka knew better. Her lizard-fish weren’t miniature goblins to command. The more she tried to control their every movement, the clumsier they became. One of the hobgoblins had crossed half of the beach before she realized she could let the lizard-fish’s own instincts take over, keeping only enough control to aim them at the appropriate prey.
“Throw more sand at them,” Snixle said, trying to raise her hands. The pounding in her head grew worse. Three ogres worth, at least.
“I’m not sure I can.” She probably could, but if Braf threw another rock at her, she might not have the strength to stop it. “Be patient. Jig will be out soon, one way or another. The others have a choice between their lives and his. I have no doubt what they will choose.”
She concentrated on the lizard-fish closest to the tunnel. Lizard-fish didn’t see very well. Their vision was blurred, and she had a harder time distinguishing colors. Not to mention how odd it was to have to look up at everything. On the other hand, lizard-fish had excellent hearing. Not as sharp as the giant bat she had ridden, but good enough to hear the goblins whispering. She couldn’t quite hear Jig’s words, but she could make out the rising fear in his voice. If they hadn’t killed her three lizard-fish in the tunnels, she could have listened in on the conversation easily.
“Once Jig realizes he’s out of options, he’ll be ours,” she said. Excitement made her shiver, which sent new pangs through her skull. This was worth the pain. Her former days of sitting alone in the back of the distillery, painstakingly struggling through the faded instructions of an old spellbook, were behind her now. Veka had become a wizard. Or sorceress. Sorceress sounded more impressive. Veka the Sorceress.
“At least send a few more lizard-fish into the tunnel,” Snixle whined.
“Jig will come to me,” Veka said. Whether he came willingly or was thrown out by his companions was another question.
As if he had heard her thoughts, Jig stepped out of the tunnel. Even through the blurry vision of the lizard-fish, Veka could see that he was breathing fast, like a rat about to be dropped into the stew pot. He had his sword drawn, but he didn’t seem to be attacking the lizard-fish. The broken tip of his blade hung by his ankle. What was wrong with his arm? A sour taste hinted at pixie magic. The pixies had cursed his sword, from the look of things. Apparently Jig hadn’t come through his last battle unscathed.
Behind him, Slash poked a weapon toward Jig’s back, urging him onward. Veka’s throat tightened. The hobgoblin was supposed to be dead! She had seen Grell shove a sword into his chest. Jig must have healed him, though she couldn’t understand why he would waste that much magic on a hobgoblin.
Grell held a makeshift lantern of some sort that burned with a foul black smoke. Braf stood on Jig’s other side, seemingly empty-handed.
“Go back,” Veka shouted to them. “Tell your people not to resist, and the pixies may let you live.”
“Right,” Jig said, turning around to leave. “I’ll pass that along.”
“Not you,” Veka snapped.
Jig stopped at the edge of the sand. His eyes fixed on the closest lizard-fish.
“Fear not, Jig Dragonslayer,” she said. “They obey my will, and mine alone.” To demonstrate, she commanded those lizard-fish nearest Jig to move aside, opening a path for him.
“Veka, do you really believe the pixies will let us live?” Jig shouted.
“They want this mountain,” Veka called. “Whether we’re dead or departed doesn’t matter. The strongest will rule this place. Isn’t that the way it’s always been? Before it was Straum and the Necromancer who commanded the bulk of the mountain. The pixies are even more powerful, and they’ve chosen this place as their own.”
She could see Jig shaking as he stepped forward, past the hungry lizard-fish. Veka gritted her teeth as she continued to clear his way. Would it kill him to walk a little faster?
“Drop your weapon,” Snixle shouted, using her voice.
Jig struggled to raise his sword arm. Now Veka could see how leather ties secured the sword to his hand and arm. The skin had turned purple where it bulged between the cords. “I wish I could.”
When he was halfway across the beach, Veka raised her hand. “That’s far enough, Jig Dragonslayer. From this point onward, you shall submit to my will.” Let him try to fight. His healing magic was no match for her power. She stilled the lizard-fish and opened her eyes, focusing on Jig alone. Controlling lizard-fish was one thing. This would be her first attempt at controlling another intelligent being. She grinned. Not just any being, but Jig Dragonslayer.
“Look out!” Snixle yanked her to one side, nearly dumping her in the lake. A stone grazed her head, clattering off the top of the tunnel before splashing into the water. Veka recovered to see Jig running as fast as he could, his sword dragging through the sand. He wanted to test himself against her power? So be it. She drew herself to her feet.
Before she could do anything more, her vision erupted into rippling, blinding light. No, not her vision, but that of her lizard-fish. One segment of her sight now burned with orange fire, rippling through her composite view of the beach as the burning lizard-fish frantically tried to escape the flames. She severed the spell binding her to that lizard-fish, then turned to see what had happened.
Grell! She had flung a rag of some sort onto the lizard-fish. Even now another burning rag flew from her hand. Trapped by Veka’s spell, the lizard-fish were unable to dodge, and another segment of her vision exploded into flame.
Veka cut that lizard-fish free, then commanded the others to surge forward. They had barely begun to move when yet another layer of her sight began to spin and whirl. Slash had crept out of the tunnel, and was using the hook end of his weapon to fling lizard-fish into the air.
Another lizard-fish died as a rock smashed its skull. Braf was throwing rocks again, aiming for the lizard-fish nearest Jig. She tried to intercept the next stone with magic, but Grell lit a third lizard-fish on fire, and Slash was still flinging them to and fro. Much more and Veka would lose the contents of her stomach.
Enough of this. She relaxed her control over those lizard-fish closest to their attackers. Some immediately scurried for the water, but others were too close to Slash and the goblins. Braf shouted a warning as the lizard-fish broke formation, and he began throwing at the lizard-fish racing toward Grell.
“Now we help them,” Snixle said, bouncing with eagerness. Seizing control of her arms, he moved her through a quick binding, then cast a levitation spell. The spell ripped the hook-tooth from Slash’s hands and sent it flying point-first toward Braf.
“Nice move,” Veka said.
Slash kicked a lizard-fish and shouted, “Watch out!”
Braf yelped and ducked, and the point of the hook-tooth splintered against the wall.
“Drat,” said Snixle.
“It doesn’t matter,” Veka assured him. Braf was almost out of rocks, and Slash was unarmed. She turned to Grell, casting another levitation spell to try to rip the rags from her hands.
Grell had a surprisingly strong grip for such an old goblin.
“Concentrate on Jig,” Snixle said. Jig was the only one not fighting lizard-fish. He seemed solely intent on reaching Veka. He ran at top speed, several times practically stepping on lizard-fish in his haste.
Veka grinned in anticipation. Here was the battle she had dreamed about. Veka the Sorceress against Jig Dragonslayer. The new Hero stepping forth to vanquish the old. He had suppressed her for so long, but finally she was ready. She would have to make sure at least one of his companions survived to take the story back to the goblins and the hobgoblins. Grell would probably be the best choice. Slash was a hobgoblin, and Braf would mess everything up in the telling.
Veka strode toward the front edge of the tunnel, where it rose out of the lake. Here atop the arching stone, she had the advantage of height. Jig would have to scramble up to face her. Would it be better to wait for him, or should she strike him down as he climbed? The former would make a better story, but she might be wiser to kill Jig when he was most vulnerable. Strictly speaking, that might not be the most heroic decision, but it was certainly a goblin decision. She cast another levitation spell, lifting one of the lizard-fish and floating it spine-first toward Jig’s back. She would plunge those spines into Jig’s neck as he climbed, and—
The lizard-fish squealed in pain as a rock smashed it aside. Braf! She clenched her teeth, wishing she had tossed Braf into the middle of the lake, but there was no time. Jig was almost upon her. She braced herself, releasing the rest of the lizard-fish as she prepared to strike.
Jig disappeared.
Veka’s mouth opened in disbelief. Jig had run straight into the tunnel. He hadn’t even stopped to fight her. He was fleeing to the Necromancer’s domain. What kind of Hero ran right past his enemy without even a token exchange of insults?
She stepped to the edge.
“What are you doing?” asked Snixle.
“The Necromancer’s home was a maze of tunnels,” she said. “Jig could disappear in there for days, and we’d never find him.”
“You promised me Jig Dragonslayer,” complained Snixle.
“Relax. We’ll get him.” Snixle was such a whiner. A wave of her hand cleared the lizard-fish from the tunnel mouth. Another spell gathered the flaming rags from the sand, summoning them to Veka. Jig might be fast, but he couldn’t have reached the end of the tunnel yet.
Her magic compressed the rags into a single ball as she prepared to fire the flames into the tunnel. He would be badly burned, but he should survive. With the fire hovering over her hand, she jumped to the sand below.
Snixle screamed as Jig’s broken sword took Veka in the chest.
Veka could hear lizard-fish splashing back into the lake. There was sand in her hair, and Jig’s knees dug into her belly. Every time she inhaled, someone punched her in the chest. No, that was the sword. There was tremendous pressure, but less pain than she would have imagined.
Her body began to spasm as her lungs fought harder and harder for breath. “Snixle?” Her lips formed the word, but no sound came out.
Someone was shouting. Jig? He appeared to be in pain. With an effort, Veka managed to focus her eyes. Only one set of eyes . . . how odd.
Jig’s arm was twisted at a painful angle, still lashed to the sword which had sunk into Veka’s body. He must have wrenched his shoulder when Veka fell.
She would have laughed, had she been able to catch her breath. The only injury Jig had taken in his fight with Veka, and he had done it to himself.
Through watering eyes, she saw Grell come up beside Jig, carefully carrying a burning lizard-fish for light.
“Help me get her on her side,” Jig said.
Grell was no use, but Veka felt a large boot slide beneath her shoulder, kicking her to one side. Jig flopped into the sand.
“Thanks, Slash,” Jig said, spitting sand. He braced his feet on Veka’s chest and yanked.
A true Hero would have made one final, defiant declaration as her blood spilled onto the sand, but all Veka could manage was a whimpered “Ouch.” Then she passed out.
When she awoke, she found her face pressed against Slash’s back. There was no light, but the smell of hobgoblin hair grease was unmistakable. Her arms were around his neck, and her feet dragged along the rock as he hauled her through the tunnel.
“Jig, she’s drooling again,” the hobgoblin complained. “It’s gross.”
“Could be worse,” Braf said. “At least she’s not bleeding on you.”
Slash groaned, and Veka felt him swallow.
“You’re alive?” Veka asked. It came out a dry croak. “All of you?”
Slash dropped her. Her fangs cut into her cheeks as her jaw hit the ground.
“The lizard-fish all fled back into the water when you dropped your spell,” Jig said. “You kept them out of the lake for too long. Their skin was dry and cracked, and they were climbing over one another to get back.”
So once again Jig had escaped unscathed. An entire army of lizard-fish, and he had won. All her power, and she was the one who had taken a sword through the stomach.
Hesitantly, afraid of what she might feel, she reached down to where she had felt the horrible pinching sensation of Jig’s sword. There was a ragged hole in her cloak. Both the cloak and the shirt beneath were still sticky with blood. But her skin was soft and whole. Jig had healed her.
“You were under a pixie spell,” Jig said. “They’ve been controlling you since you left Straum’s cave.”
Veka kept silent. Let him believe the pixies were responsible.
“What happened after you ran away?” Jig continued. She could hear him sitting down beside her, his sword dragging on the rock.
“I descended,” she whispered. Her hands automatically moved to check her pockets. Both books were still there. She pulled out The Path of the Hero, holding it with both hands. “I descended through darkness and sludge and tunnel cats, and emerged into the silver light of Straum’s cavern.”
Her eyes watered as she quoted chapter five. “ ‘The Hero’s Path shall descend into darkness, but upon the Hero’s return, her symbolic rebirth, she shall have the power to triumph.’ That’s what Josca said. And I descended!” Her hands shook so hard she could barely hold the book. “I descended and returned, and you stabbed me!”
“You were trying to kill us,” Braf said.
“You don’t understand,” Veka said, tears tickling her face. “I was supposed to be strong. Jig wasn’t supposed to beat me. All that magic, and he still beat me.”
She flung the book away. Pages flapped, and the book thumped against the tunnel wall.
“Watch it,” snapped Slash. “Stupid goblin. Jig should have left you for the lizard-fish. Gods know there’s enough of you to go around.”
Veka sniffed. She couldn’t summon up the slightest bit of anger at Slash’s jab. It was no different from the taunts goblins had flung at her all her life. Slash was right. Jig should have left her to die. Now there would be new songs of Jig Dragonslayer and his victory over Vast Veka at the lake.
“I did everything Josca said,” she mumbled. She had followed the Path, descended into darkness, acquired an admittedly unusual mentor, and returned to face her greatest challenge. But Josca said the Hero was supposed to win.
“The pixies said the queen had come into our world,” Jig was saying. “Do you know where she went? How many pixies are we up against? Where are all their ogres?”
“I don’t know,” Veka whispered. The Hero was supposed to win.
“She’s useless,” Slash said.
“Like a hobgoblin guard who’s afraid of blood?” asked Braf.
“Shut up, both of you,” snapped Jig. “The pixies will know Veka’s no longer enchanted. Next they’ll probably send their ogres up to wipe us out.”
Jig had beaten her.
“So what?” asked Braf. “They’ll have to go through the hobgoblins before they can get to us.”
“You rat-eating coward!” shouted Slash.
“We’ve taken the brunt of every group of adventurers, explorers, and heroes who ever came to this mountain,” Braf shouted back. “It’s about time you hobgoblins took a turn.”
“Or else the pixies could wait and let us kill each other,” Grell said.
Veka coughed and spat. Evidently she had gotten a bit of blood in her throat after Jig stabbed her. It tasted awful. “Snixle said something about bringing the queen to her new home.”
“Snixle?” asked Braf.
“The pixie who . . . who controlled me.” She flushed, ashamed. Let them think it was Snixle who had lost the fight against Jig Dragonslayer, not Veka.
“Where was this home?” Jig asked. “In Straum’s cavern, or somewhere else?”
She shook her head. “He didn’t say.”
“Why leave Straum’s cave at all?” Slash asked. “That’s the safest place in the whole mountain. In all those years, how many adventurers ever reached the dragon?”
“The cave is too cramped for pixies,” Jig muttered. He was sitting so close. She could reach into her cloak and pull out her knife. In the darkness he would never know it was coming.
No, his pet fire-spider would know. Smudge would warn Jig, and Jig would stab her again. No matter what she tried, Jig would beat her. Just as he had beaten the dragon and the Necromancer. Just as he had beaten the pixies who tried to capture him. Just as he had beaten her at the lake, destroying Snixle’s spell.
“How did you overcome the pixie’s control over me?” she asked.
“Steel,” Jig said. He sounded distracted. “The pixies called it death-metal. Something about it disrupts their magic. That’s how we freed Slash. When he got stabbed . . .” His voice grew faint, barely even a whisper. “Oh, no.”
“What?” asked Grell.
“The pixies told me I opened the way for them when I killed Straum,” he said softly. “They said it was my fault. Do you remember what Straum’s lair was like, right after he died?”
“Full of clutter and junk,” said Braf. “Books, pots, paintings, coins, armor, every bit of garbage that old lizard had collected in his lifetime.”
“Including weapons and armor,” said Jig. “Every sword, every knife, every shield and breastplate, all of it was mounted on the cave walls. He lined the whole cave with steel, and after he died—”
“We picked the place clean,” said Braf. “Oh. Whoops.”
Veka felt herself nodding. “Snixle said it took powerful magic to open a gateway. The greatest concentration of magic over here would have been Straum’s cave, where the dragon’s own power had seeped into the rock over thousands of years.”
“We should get back to the lair,” Jig said. “We’ll send some of the goblins to help the hobgoblins, in case the ogres come up through the lake.”
“Kralk will never agree to that,” Veka said.
Slash began to chuckle. “I don’t think Kralk’s going to object too much, seeing how she’s dead.”
“Dead?” Veka asked. “Then who . . . ?” She didn’t finish the question. She knew. Who else could it be? While Veka had been descending and returning and wasting her time trying to master pixie magic, Jig had not only fought off ogres and pixies, he had taken control of the goblins as well.
“Come on,” said Jig.
Veka trudged along behind them. Her foot brushed her copy of The Path of the Hero where it had fallen. She hesitated, then continued after the others.
Veka remained silent as Slash tried to convince the hobgoblin guards she was their prisoner and that Jig was taking her back to the goblin lair to make her pay for what she had done. The hobgoblins were reluctant at first. One kept twitching the leash to his tunnel cat and talking about how hungry the beast was.
Then Jig stepped forward. He looked filthy and exhausted. In that pitifully small, squeaky voice of his, he said, “We fought through an army of enchanted lizard-fish to get this goblin.” He grabbed his sword in both hands and pointed the bloody tip at the closest guard. “Move aside.”
The hobgoblins backed down. Jig was small, his weapon was laughable, and any one of the guards could have killed him bare-handed, but they backed down. How did he do it? He didn’t boast, he didn’t raise his voice, he didn’t even try to threaten them. He simply . . . told them the truth.
Jig had defeated the lizard-fish, and Veka as well, and the hobgoblins knew it. They knew what Jig Dragonslayer could do. Jig didn’t have to boast. He simply had to remind them who he was. Jig was a Hero.
Two goblins stood outside the goblin lair, and they actually appeared to be standing guard.
“Come with us,” said Jig. The guards grinned. Why wouldn’t they? Jig had just ordered them to stop working.
Veka could feel the tension the moment she stepped into the lair. The muck pits were all full and burning. Goblins cast wary looks at the entrance until they saw who it was. A pair of young goblins outside the kitchen were strangely quiet as they played Stake the Rat. From the look of it, the female had a three-rat lead.
“Now what?” asked Slash.
Jig raised his battered sword over his head and slammed it three times against the ground. Sparks flew from the steel, and a shard of metal broke away, but it got the goblins’ attention.
Jig took a deep breath. “The pixies and the ogres have taken over the lower caverns. Soon they’ll be coming after us. I’m betting they’ll come through the lake to attack the hobgoblins.”
Immediately the goblins began to whisper to one another, setting odds and making wagers. A few goblins gave a tentative cheer. Veka kept her attention on Jig. His face shone with sweat, and his clothes were torn and bloody. His sword arm hung limp at his side, and he kept playing with his right fang. Hardly the picture of a Hero.
Jig swallowed and said, “So we’re going to help them.”
Silence blanketed the lair, broken only by the occasional cough.
“Help the hobgoblins or the pixies?” someone asked.
“The hobgoblins,” Jig said.
“Why?”
Veka could see Jig searching the crowd, trying to pick out the speaker. Not that it mattered. Every goblin was silently asking the same thing.
“Why not let the hobgoblins wear them down, then we can finish off whoever survives?” yelled another goblin. Veka thought it was one of the guards from outside, but she wasn’t sure.
Nobody had ever questioned Kralk’s orders. Then again, Kralk had never given such bizarre orders.
Veka waited to see what Jig would do. How would he prove himself, bringing the goblins into agreement and obedience?
But Jig simply stood there, looking more and more nervous. If he rubbed that fang anymore, he was going to twist it right out of his jaw. The goblins were starting to whisper among themselves again.
Veka couldn’t believe it. Jig didn’t know what to do.
Grell’s canes rapped the floor as she stepped forward. Her dry fingers dug into Jig’s shoulder, pushing him aside. “You idiots couldn’t stop one lone ogre from marching through this place before, and he wasn’t even trying to kill you. What are you going to do against an army of ’em? Hobgoblins too, most likely. Every hobgoblin who falls could be enchanted, sent out to fight the goblins. If we help the hobgoblins fight, we might be able to do some damage, but only if you stop asking stupid questions and start listening to what the chief has to say!”
“There’s an even better reason,” said Braf, coming around on Jig’s other side. “If we help the hobgoblins, then every time you see one of those yellow-skinned freaks, you can gloat about how we had to save their worthless hides from the ogres!”
That earned a rousing cheer. Several goblins pointed at Slash, snickering. Others were grinning and nodding to one another.
Slash, on the other hand, was staring at Braf and clenching his fists.
“You should do it because it’s Jig’s idea.” The words slipped out before Veka even realized she had spoken. She almost thought Snixle had taken control of her again, but no . . . the words had come from her. She saw Jig’s mouth open in disbelief.
She couldn’t even look at him as she stepped forward to address the goblins. “Jig fought an ogre and won, down in Straum’s cavern. He killed two pixies. He killed the Necromancer. He killed Straum himself. Not only did he win every one of those battles, he kept his companions alive as well.” She sniffed and wiped her nose on the sleeve of her robe. “If Jig says we have to help the hobgoblins, you can bet it’s the only way we’re going to survive.”
“Actually we’re probably going to die,” Jig whispered. He was still staring at Veka.
“I’m thinking you shouldn’t mention that,” Grell answered just as softly.
Many of the goblins were already swinging their weapons in anticipation. Veka saw one warrior nearly slice the ear from his neighbor with a crude hand ax. Others had begun to sing “The Song of Jig.”
“The strongest warriors will go to the hobgoblins to help fight,” Jig shouted. “The rest stay here. Some of you will barricade the lair, and a handful will come with me.”
Only Veka was close enough to hear him mutter, “And you’re not going to like where we’re going.”
CHAPTER 13
“No plan survives the first encounter with your enemy, so why bother to make one?”
—Farnok Daggerhand, Goblin Warleader
Twenty-three goblins waited outside the doorway as Jig and Slash searched through Kralk’s armory, collecting every knife, sword, mace, morningstar, and ax they could find. Anything would do, so long as it was steel.
“Any reason you didn’t share these toys with the goblins heading out to the hobgoblin lair?” Slash asked.
“I’m betting they won’t be fighting pixies,” Jig said. “Not many, at any rate. The pixies will stay in their own world as much as possible. That’s where they’re strongest. And if I’m right, we’re going to need all the help we can get.”
He picked up a quiver of steel-tipped arrows. He had also spotted an enormous bow, but he hadn’t been able to find a bowstring. Not that he or any other goblin knew how to shoot a bow. And the only crossbow had been disassembled so Slash could use the string in one of his traps. But the arrows were long and heavy enough he might be able to use them as spears, which could be useful against an airborne enemy.
He had to make several attempts to get the leather strap over his pixie-cursed arm, but once he managed, the quiver fit fairly well. Jig turned his head to search for more weapons, and the end of an arrow poked him in the ear.
Slash laughed as he stooped to pick up a nasty-looking barbed trident.
“Leave that,” said Jig. “Leave everything longer than your arm.”
“Why?” Slash asked. “You goblins not strong enough for real weapons?” He hefted a thick quarter-staff with iron bands around either end. “This could do some serious damage without drawing much blood, don’t you think?”
Jig ignored him. Carrying weapons under his arm, he stepped through the doorway, being careful not to trigger Slash’s traps. Several knives clanged onto the ground. Jig dumped the rest in a pile.
“Take whatever you can carry, but don’t overload yourself,” Jig said. He studied the goblins closely as they scrambled to arm themselves. He hadn’t tried to pick and choose who would accompany him. Instead he had let the goblins choose for him when he ordered the strongest warriors to help the hobgoblins.
As a result, Jig had been left with the weakest goblins in the lair: the scrawny, thin-limbed goblins who slunk into the shadows and hid from danger. The ones who survived through thievery and betrayal rather than facing their enemies head-on. The ones who had to be twice as cunning as the rest of the lair just to survive. These were the goblins Jig wanted.
Braf and Slash towered over the others. Even Jig didn’t feel like such a runt among this crowd. Most of the weapons had disappeared, and the goblins eyed one another warily as they waited for Jig to speak. However, the bulk of their suspicion was reserved for Jig himself.
Jig kept his back to the wall. They weren’t going to like this. He thought about Farnax and Pynne, remembering their reactions to the cramped tunnels of the mountain. If the other pixies felt the same way, they wouldn’t stay in Straum’s cave. No, if Jig was right, there was only one place they would go.
“The pixie queen sent a handful of pixies into our world to prepare the way,” he said. “They killed or enslaved most of the ogres, but instead of moving up into the Necromancer’s tunnels, they burrowed through the rock until they reached the bottomless pit, where they’ve been hunting and destroying the giant bats.”
To a goblin, a cave was the safest place to hide, with solid stone protecting you on all sides. For pixies, safety lay in the open. They would choose a place where they could fly, where they could ride the wind, and where any attacker would face an enormous disadvantage.
“They’re building their lair in the bottomless pit,” Jig said. “That’s where they’ll bring the queen. If we can get there before they do, we might be able to ambush them.”
As he had expected, his own companions were first to understand the implications. Unless they wanted to make their way through the Necromancer’s maze and a possible ogre attack, there was only one way to get back to the bottomless pit.
“I still smell like goblin filth,” Slash shouted. “Now you expect me to climb back down through—”
“No, I don’t,” Jig said. He had counted on Slash being the first one to complain. “This is a goblin mission. I’ll understand if you prefer to stay behind, where it’s safer.”
“I’ll go!” Braf yelled. “The hobgoblin might be a coward, but I’m—”
“Who are you calling coward, rat-eater?” Slash demanded, shoving goblins aside as he advanced on Braf.
Jig’s plan had worked. Now all he had to do was keep them from killing one another.
“I’ll go too.” Veka’s flat voice momentarily drew the attention away from Slash and Braf.
“Why, so you can get yourself pixie-charmed again?” Slash asked.
“You were enchanted too,” Braf pointed out.
Grell hit them both, one with each cane. Braf took it on the shoulder, and Slash received a sharp smack on the knee. Grell staggered forward a few steps before recovering her balance. Then, to Jig’s surprise, she whacked him on the arm as well. It was his sword arm, and the flesh was so numb he barely felt it.
“Stop standing there with your mouth hanging open,” Grell snapped. “You’re chief, remember? Try to act like it.”
Jig nodded. “We’re going to climb down through the garbage, to a tunnel that will take us to the bottomless pit.” He glanced at Braf and Slash. “You two stay in the back. Make sure nobody tries to sneak away. You too,” he added, nodding at Grell.
Grell raised both eyebrows but said nothing as Jig turned to lead the goblins toward the waste pit. More than pixies or the bottomless pit, this was the part of his plan he had been dreading. But it had to be done.
He stroked Smudge, perched comfortably on his left shoulder. Climbing down the pit was too dangerous . . . too vulnerable. It wasn’t a question of whether one of the goblins would try to kill him. It was simply a matter of when.
He strained to keep his sword from dragging along the ground. His good ear twisted back as he listened for every whisper, every footstep. What was taking them so long? They didn’t actually believe everything Veka had said about Jig being so dangerous and heroic, did they?
There it was. A slight change in footfalls. One set drawing nearer, while the others pulled back, giving the chosen goblin room to make his or her move. Smudge crept closer to Jig’s neck, warmer, but not yet hot enough to burn.
Jig kept walking. His timing would have to be perfect. What were they waiting for? Working up the nerve to attack? His back was turned. How hard could it be?
There, a quick indrawn breath. At the same time, Smudge’s feet seared Jig’s skin. Jig lunged forward, hunching his head and shoulders as he grabbed his sword arm with his free hand and spun, hoisting the blade into the path of his would-be killer.
His attacker slammed onto the broken sword, knocking them both down. Jig found himself staring into the face of Relka, one of Golaka’s kitchen assistants. The knife in her hand clattered to the ground.
Jig kicked her off of his sword. His shoulder felt as though someone had ground metal shavings into the socket.
Relka wasn’t dead. She clutched her bleeding stomach and scooted back, her huge eyes never leaving Jig’s sword.
“Stay here,” Jig said. “Have Golaka bandage you up. If you’re still alive when we get back, I’ll heal you then. Assuming we get back.”
He turned his back on Relka, trying not to feel too bad as she crawled away. He hoped she would survive. She made the best snake egg omelettes. But her attack had done what Jig hoped. The other goblins looked terrified.
Jig shook his head. It wasn’t hard to guess one of them would try to kill me.
Maybe, said Shadowstar. But think about what they saw. You just took out a potential assassin without even looking. They won’t try to stab you in the back again any time soon.
No, Jig agreed glumly. He had never imagined he would feel sympathy for Kralk. Next time, they’ll try something sneakier.
Climbing up through the waste pit had been bad enough. Climbing down, leading a group of twenty-plus goblins and one grumbling hobgoblin was far worse. Only the cramped confines of the pit, which kept them all moving one at a time, prevented blood-shed. Even so, goblins were constantly stepping on one another’s hands, or dislodging dirt and worse onto the ones below.
Jig had ordered several goblins to carry muck lanterns. As an unexpected bonus, the light and heat seemed to frighten off the tendriled slugs that had stung Jig before. Unfortunately, the goblins kept accidentally igniting the waste that clung to the sides of the pit.
Even with several ropes anchored in the goblin lair, it was a miracle nobody had fallen.
Jig relaxed his grip and let himself drop a bit, away from the bulk of the group. His sword tip caught a rock, jamming his arm and nearly breaking his elbow before he managed to stop. To make things worse, his spectacles kept sliding down his nose. He tried to use his shoulder to scoot them into position, but they immediately slid back down his sweaty face.
“How many ogres and pixies do you think we’ll get to kill?” Braf asked, nearly falling as he shoved past another goblin to catch up with Jig.
“None if you keep talking so loudly,” Jig said. The noise shouldn’t give them away, not this far from the pit, but better to silence Braf now. They should be about halfway down by now, roughly level with the Necromancer’s maze.
Braf bit his lip and nodded.
Jig frowned as he studied the other goblin. “You didn’t get a weapon?”
Braf tried to shrug, and ended up hoisting his body higher on the rope. “I stocked up on rocks instead. If we’re going to fight pixies at the pit, I thought we’d want some kind of ranged weapon.”
Jig hesitated. “You thought of that yourself?”
“No,” Braf said quickly. A strange, frightened expression flashed across his face, then disappeared again. “Grell did. She told me I’d better stick to rocks, or else I’d hurt myself.” He scrunched up his forehead. “Or did she say she’d hurt me?”
Jig climbed a bit lower, thinking hard. “Braf, back when I was trying to get the goblins to help the hobgoblins, you told them they should do it because we’d be able to gloat. What made you say that?”
“Because it’s true!”
Maybe, but it had also been the perfect thing to say, the pebble that had started a rock slide, bringing the lair around to Jig’s plan. Just as Braf had done later, outside Kralk’s quarters, when he mocked Slash. Once again Braf had helped to persuade the goblins to do exactly what Jig wanted them to do.
Jig squinted up through sweat-smeared lenses, and in that instant, he saw it. Braf was studying Jig . . . trying to figure out whether Jig had guessed his secret? The expression vanished as soon as Jig noticed, but it was too late.
“You’re not as dumb as you pretend to be, are you?” Jig whispered.
Braf’s eyes narrowed. Suddenly Jig was very aware of exactly how big and strong Braf was. And Jig’s sword was pointed down toward his feet, with no easy way to lift it here in the cramped confines of the pit.
“Maybe,” Braf said, his voice as quiet as Jig’s.
They were still at least a body’s length ahead of the next closest goblin. Higher up Jig could hear Grell cursing and trying to rearrange her canes. Slash was swearing right back, threatening to cut the rope that held her harness. Others still stood around up top, waiting to follow.
Jig turned his attention back to Braf. “Then why—”
“You’d do the same thing if you were me.”
Jig stared, not understanding.
“How does a goblin captain take command of his group?” Braf asked.
“The same way a goblin becomes chief. Kill the former captain, along with anyone else who opposes you.”
“Look at me, Jig. Big, strong, and threatening. If you’re . . . well, someone like you, you’ll see me as a bully, and you’ll try to kill me in my sleep. If you’re a warrior, you’ll see me as competition. If you’re a captain, you see me as a threat. If you don’t kill me outright, you’ll send me out to fight tunnel cats or ogres or order me to march into a hobgoblin trap. You think it’s coincidence there are no old goblin warriors?”
Slowly, Jig shook his head.
“So I play dumb. I drop my weapon. I let others play their stupid tricks.” He grimaced and rubbed his nose. “I didn’t expect to get a fang punched up my nose, but the point is, if I’m dumb, I’m not a threat. The teasing and the jokes are annoying but better than the alternative. Oh, and a carrion-worm is about to crawl onto your hand.”
Jig yanked his hand away from the wall, which knocked his back and shoulder into the rough stone. The pale, segmented worm was almost as big as his arm. Jig waited until the worm squirmed away, dropping into the darkness with a bit of charred meat and bone clutched in its black pincers.
“So why do you let Grell hit you all the time?” Jig asked.
Braf laughed. “Grell knows what I’m doing. She helps me. I can pretend to be stupid, and she stops me before I do anything too dangerous.” He gave Jig a sheepish smile. “It’s kind of fun.”
“Fun?”
“Sure. You’re always so uptight, so afraid of messing everything up. With me, people expect it.” His smile faded. “Naturally, if you tell anyone, I’ll strip the skin from your body and feed it to the worms.”
“Naturally,” said Jig.
Braf grinned. “Hey, when did it get so cold down here?”
Sweating and warm from climbing, Jig hadn’t really noticed, but Braf was right. The stone was cool to the touch, and the air below . . . “Can someone lower one of those lanterns?”
A flare of heat from Smudge warned him just in time. Jig twisted, pressing himself to one side as a burning muck lantern tumbled past, splattering green flames as it went. Braf swore and flicked a bit of muck from his arm. Overhead, goblins yelled and cried out in pain as they tried to pat themselves out. Then the goblin who had dropped the lantern squealed as his fellows pummeled him for his mistake.
Still, it did what Jig needed. The droplets of burning muck illuminated a silver fog creeping slowly up the pit below.
“Where are we?” The words echoed through the abandoned cavern.
Jig wasn’t sure who had asked the question. He could feel the heat of the goblins gathered behind him. He took a few steps to the side, trying to get his back to the wall. He probably didn’t need to worry. These goblins hadn’t seen the pixies’ world yet, and they were too shaken to think about killing him . . . at least for the moment.
The rippling texture of the obsidian combined with the lead-colored frost created the illusion of being surrounded by molten metal. The light of their lanterns had taken on the same bronze tinge he remembered from his excursion into Straum’s cavern.
Shadowstar? Can you hear me?
Silence. The pixies’ world was expanding much faster than he had expected. That couldn’t be good.
Jig looked around, and for one panicked moment he wasn’t sure which tunnel led out to the pit. Everything was so different with the fog and the snow. They had come from the right, hadn’t they? Rubbing his fang, he began following the cavern wall. His sword dragged lines through the frost beside him.
“This looks a bit like our lair,” Braf commented.
Jig glanced around. Braf was right. The cavern was larger, but he could easily imagine goblins or hobgoblins making a home of this place. He hadn’t seen much the last time he was here, being too eager to escape, but now he looked more closely. Bits of rotted rope still circled one of the obsidian pillars, far too old to have been left by the ogres. When they reached the tunnel, Jig spotted a rusted hinge hanging from a scrap of wood beside the opening. He tried to pry it free, and the wood crumbled in his hand.
Jig had never heard of goblins living this far down, but clearly someone used to inhabit this cavern. Their own lair might look like this one day, if they failed to stop the pixies.
“Keep your weapons ready,” Jig said as he stepped into the tunnel. “The last time we were here, we faced ogres and pixies both.”
“And rock serpents,” Braf piped up. “Don’t forget about them!”
The response from the other goblins was less than enthusiastic. Jig saw several glance longingly into the cavern, no doubt wondering if they would be better off climbing back through the garbage. Veka remained at the rear of the group. She hadn’t spoken at all since they left the goblin lair. He still wasn’t sure bringing her along was such a great idea, but so far she seemed safe enough, if a bit subdued.
“Come on,” Jig said, hurrying into the tunnel.
They passed a mass of carrion-worms, a knee-high mound of the squirming creatures huddled together to one side of the tunnel. They seemed to be climbing over one another, all trying to get to the top of the pile.
“They’re freezing to death,” Grell said. “They pile together for warmth. We do something similar with the babies, tossing them all into a single crib when the air gets too chilly.” She kept her arms close to her chest, and she kept stamping her feet. She was wearing an old pair of sandals, and her toes had already begun to turn a paler shade of blue.
The cold appeared to be even harder on the rock serpents. Jig saw several snakes coiled into tight spirals for warmth. They weren’t dead—one snake still struck out when a goblin poked it with his sword—but the snake’s reflexes were so slow the goblin actually survived the attack. For all practical purposes, the tunnel was unguarded.
“Smother the lanterns,” Jig whispered. As the flames died, he began to make out the open space at the end of the tunnel. A long stiff shape lay on the ground near the edge: Veka’s staff, right where it had fallen when Slash kicked her in the head. Jig glanced back. Veka had seen it too. She stepped past him, her eyes never leaving the staff. Several of the beads and cords broke free as she pried the staff up, leaving a perfect impression of the wood in the frost and ice. Jig wrapped his good hand around the handle of his sword, wondering if Veka was about to try something heroic again. But she seemed content to stand there staring at the staff.
Jig edged around her, wondering if the pixies had damaged her brain. Some of the other goblins were pointing and whispering. Jig heard muffled laughter. They hadn’t seen what Veka could do, back at the lake. He held his breath, but Veka appeared deaf to their jokes.
Praying it stayed that way, Jig crept to the edge of the tunnel. Wind blew snow and dirt into his face. The buzzing of wings warned him, but even so, when he looked out into the pit and saw the swarm of pixies darting through the darkness, he found himself wondering if he should just throw himself over the edge. At least that way he might hit one on the way down.
They had changed the pit itself. Shimmering silver bubbles, each one larger than Jig himself, covered the walls. In most places, the bubbles pressed against each other, their sides flattening where they touched. In one spot the bubbles were two or three layers thick.
As Jig watched, a pair of green pixies flew out to hover near a bare patch of rock. These were smaller than the pixies Jig had seen before, and they had only two wings, not four. Their lights faded somewhat as they touched the stone. When they drew back their hands, a thin transparent bubble followed. Ripples of color spread across the bubble’s surface as it grew. The pixies floated, motionless except for the blur of their wings, as the bubble grew. When it was as large as the others, they dropped away. The color continued to spread across the bubble’s surface, rings bouncing back and forth before gradually fading to a more uniform silver.
One of the green pixies pressed her hand against the bubble. Her hand disappeared, and the pixie squeezed through the surface and disappeared inside the silver shell. Her companion floated back, allowing the wind to carry him up until he reached another patch of bare rock.
“What is it?” Braf asked.
Jig took a deep breath. “They’re building a hive.”
The other goblins had crept up behind Jig, straining to see into the pit. A younger goblin, Grop, was leaning so far out that his shadow was visible on the roof of the tunnel. Jig grabbed him by the hair and yanked him back.
“How are we supposed to fight that?” Grop asked, rubbing his head.
“Quiet,” Jig snapped. He didn’t think anyone could hear them over the wind, but he wasn’t about to take any chances. He lay down in the frost and peered up, toward the old bridge connecting the Necromancer’s tunnels. A handful of pixies buzzed around the bridge. Darker shapes resolved into ogre warriors as a pixie flew past. Wonderful.
“It gets worse,” Veka said.
Jig didn’t even blink. “Of course it does.”
She pointed down to the thickest cluster of bubbles, down where the pixie tunnel emerged from Straum’s cavern. “The queen is down there.”
“Are you sure?”
Veka nodded. “It’s hard to describe. I can feel their magic, like a wind.”
“Do you think maybe, just maybe, that could be the wind?” Slash said.
Veka ignored him. “It’s like she’s sucking the magic into herself and drawing the rest of the pixies to her. Not physically, but their magic, their minds, everything about them revolves around the queen.”
Jig adjusted his spectacles. He thought he saw a spot of pure white light below, but it was hard to be sure. What had Pynne said? None can look upon a pixie queen without loving her.
Either that light wasn’t the queen, or Jig was too far away to be affected. The only thing he felt was sheer, gut-churning fear.
“We should go back,” said Grop. “We can help the others barricade the lair and—”
“And what?” asked Jig. The pixies were moving too quickly. Look what they had accomplished in a single day. “Why didn’t they leave guards in this tunnel?”
“This crack isn’t easy to see from out there,” said Veka. “The overhang makes it look like part of the rock. The pixies aren’t telepathic. If you killed the only two who found the tunnel, they might not know about it yet. And Snixle . . . he didn’t tell anyone about me and Slash.”
“Lucky us,” Slash muttered.
Jig peeked into the pit again, trying to see how high the pixie’s world reached. Only the occasional spark marked the expanding border between their world and his own, but that border appeared to be well past the Necromancer’s old bridge. “They needed weeks to take over Straum’s cavern,” Jig whispered. At this rate their world would overtake the goblin lair within a day at most.
“We need to cut off the source of their magic,” said Veka.
“I know that,” Jig snapped. “I thought we could destroy their gateway after we killed the queen and eradicated her army of pixies. And then I figured I’d resurrect Straum the dragon and use his breath to toast my breakfast rats.”
He closed his eyes, trying to calm himself. Why worry about future battles when he probably wouldn’t survive this one?
“Are you sure we shouldn’t go back?” asked another of the goblins, Var.
Jig shook his head. They were spreading too quickly. If he and the others left, that hive would fill the pit by the time they returned. “The pixies are like insects,” he said. Magical bugs with ogre slaves and enough magic to conquer the whole mountain, but bugs nonetheless. “What do you do when you find wasps building a nest in the lair?”
“Burn it,” said Var.
“Knock it down and use a stick to hide it in Captain Kollock’s chamber pot,” muttered Grop.
Jig grinned despite his fear, wishing he had thought to try that. “Everything the pixies do, they do for their queen. We attack the nest, kill the queen, and their whole purpose for coming here is gone.”
Grell scratched her ear. “You know, I’ve seen wasps get pretty riled up when someone pokes their nest. Even if we manage to kill the queen, we’re still going to have an army of angry pixies after our hides.”
“We’ll have that anyway,” Jig said. He was trying very hard not to count the number of bubbles. How long would it take them to produce a pixie for every chamber in that nest? If pixies reproduced as quickly as they did everything else . . .
“Jig’s right.” Veka stepped away from the others, her staff clutched tightly in both hands. “As long as the queen lives, every pixie you see will fight to the death. With her gone, they might be willing to negotiate.” Her eyes widened, as if she were surprised at the words coming from her own mouth. “Like Jig did with the hobgoblins.”
“Or they might kill us all for revenge,” said Slash.
Veka shook her head. She closed her eyes, and said, “The climax of the Hero’s journey is the battle through death. No reasonable person could hope to survive this final conflict, but the true Hero shall discover a way.” Her smile was wistful, almost sad. “This is that battle, and Jig will get you through it.”
Grell shrugged. “Only one way to find out.”
Before Jig could think up something inspirational to say, Veka moved closer. Jig started to back away, but she reached out and tapped his sword arm with her staff.
“What are you—” Jig stopped in midprotest as the leather cords on his arm began to loosen. The ends slipped from his shoulder. “You mean you could have done that the whole time?”
“I’m sorry,” Veka whispered. “I didn’t . . . I couldn’t bring myself to try any magic until now. I should have, but—” She swallowed. “The spell is straightforward, even easier than controlling the lizard-fish. Just a simple command to the residual life in the leather.”
The sword dropped to the ground. Jig winced and glanced out at the pit, but the pixies didn’t appear to have noticed the sound. His fingers were still molded to the shape of the hilt, and deep wrinkles marked his arm. The flesh was so pale it was almost white, with dark lines and bruises where the skin had pinched and folded over itself. “So why didn’t you—”
That was as far as he got, and then the blood began to flow through his veins again. Jig clamped his jaw, biting back a high-pitched squeal as he fell back. With every heartbeat, a thousand hammers smashed the bones of his arm and hand. Tunnel cats chewed the joints from the inside out, and the skin was molten lead.
Jig stared at the frosted rock overhead until tears blurred the patterns into a field of gray. If he could have reached his sword, he would have cut off his own arm at the shoulder to stop the pain. Shadowstar?
The god couldn’t hear him, not down here. He felt fingers prying at his jaw, shoving something between his teeth: one of Grell’s sugar-knots, laced with klak beer. He bit down on the sugar-knot so hard his teeth crushed the candy inside.
“Give him a little time.” Grell’s voice sounded as if it were coming from the far end of a tunnel.
Easy for her to say. His arm felt as if it had swollen to triple its normal size, but when he opened his eyes, he found he was mistaken. It was only double.
Gradually the pain began to ebb a bit, becoming a deep prickly feeling that began at the skin and penetrated all the way to the marrow. Jig grabbed his sword with his left hand and used it like one of Grell’s canes to push himself to his feet.
“See, I told you he’d be fine,” said Grell. “So tell us how you plan to get through this battle, oh heroic one?”
Jig scowled and sucked on the crushed remains of his sugar-knot. He had been wondering the exact same thing. He could tell the other goblins weren’t happy about the situation. Goblins weren’t subtle when it came to expressing displeasure. Weapons drawn, they were moving into a rough circle, trapping Jig between the edge of the pit and a lot of sharp steel.
Jig raised his sword. His right arm was still useless, but so was the sword, really. The blade had lost another chip from the end. Old blood stained part of the hilt blue. The hilt itself was bare wood, held in place only by the dinged, worn pommel. A long string of leather dangled down to the floor. The nicked, dented edges of the blade would have a hard time cutting even the skin of a child. Unfortunately, it was all he had.
The goblins stopped. “Well?” asked one.
“Well what?”
“When do we attack?”
They weren’t preparing to kill him. They were preparing to kill pixies. They . . . they were getting ready to follow him into battle. To follow him!
He turned back to the pit, trying to flex his arm.
His hand and wrist twitched a bit. He spotted Braf watching him. Now that Jig knew what to look for, he saw past the slack-jawed expression to the way Braf’s eyes shifted from Jig to the other goblins to the pit and back, watching for threats from either side.
“Braf, what’s the best way to stir up a big wasp hive?” he asked.
Braf grinned and fished a rock out of his trousers.
“How many rocks are you carrying down there?” Jig asked with a grimace.
“Don’t ask. I’m fine as long as I don’t sit down.” He slipped past Jig and hefted the rock. “Who do you want me to hit first?”
Jig pointed to a bubble on the far side of the pit. “No, wait.” Why bother throwing rocks when Veka could use her magic to shoot them across—
He glanced around, searching the shadows. Veka was gone. So was Slash.
“What is it?” asked Grell.
“Nothing.” If he pointed out that two of their number had already slipped away, who knew how many would follow? “Wait for my signal to throw. The rest of you, back into the darkness. We don’t want to reveal our numbers yet. Braf might be able to hit two or three pixies before they figure out where the rocks are coming from. They’ll send a few up to investigate, and we’ll draw them into the tunnel. They hate it in here, and they can’t maneuver as well.”
He turned back to Braf, wishing he could talk to Tymalous Shadowstar about this plan. Annoying and condescending the god might be, but he had helped Jig through a few messes in the past. Not to mention that Shadowstar would have been able to help him heal any injuries the goblins might sustain . . . starting with Jig’s arm, which felt like one enormous blister.
On the other hand, at least this way Shadowstar wouldn’t be around to make snide comments if they failed. Jig raised his sword and backed into the shadows. “Do it.”
CHAPTER 14
“The gods mark their favorites. I was born with a birthmark in the shape of a flying dragon, and I became the mightiest beastlord in history. My sister wasn’t so lucky. Her birthmark looked like a lopsided bowl of raisin pudding.”
—Theodora of June, Beastmaster of the Elkonian Isles From The Path of the Hero (Wizard’s ed.)
Veka hurried through the darkness, pulling her cloak tight with one hand for warmth. She had ripped the remaining beads and bones from her staff to stop them from rattling, but she couldn’t quite bring herself to leave the staff itself. The thick wood was her best weapon, and who knew what creatures she might encounter on the way to Straum’s lair? She needed the staff for defense, that was all. It had nothing to do with her shattered dreams of wizardry. Nothing at all.
She slowed, searching for the crack where she had descended to the pixies’ cavern. She poked her staff at the rock as she went. Several times she nearly slipped on the frost and ice. Stupid pixies. No wonder they flew everywhere. Who could walk on all this ice?
Her cloak helped against the cold, but it did nothing to block the sensation of alien magic that permeated the air like the stench of a dead hobgoblin. The pixies’ magic was like a living wind, cutting right through her clothes to chill her skin. The pixies flew upon that magic just as much as they did the air, riding its currents and drawing power through themselves, replenishing their strength with every breath. Magic was as much a part of their diet as food and drink.
Veka could barely grasp that power long enough to channel it into a spell.
But she had done it before. Snixle had shown her the way. How many times had he taken control of her body, dictating her gestures as he struggled to master the magic of her world? Those gestures had made little sense in the beginning, but she had learned. Pixie magic was less a matter of control and more about suggestion. The slightest whisper was enough to shape that magic. Grasp too hard, and it crumbled in your fingers. But she could do it
If she could figure out how to use their magic, the pixies could do the same. That was the only explanation, the only way their world could have begun to grow so quickly. The pixies had found a way to tap into this world’s magic to feed the expansion of their own.
The only one who could have helped them do that was Snixle, and the only one he could have learned from was Veka.
This was her fault.
Muttered curses interrupted her thoughts. The sound came from behind her. She raised her staff and sniffed the air. “Slash?”
She heard him hurrying toward her. “I hate that name, you know.”
“What are you doing here?”
“I saw you slipping away from the others.”
Her shoulders slumped. “So you came to stop me from running away like a coward?”
Slash snorted. “I came to join you. If you really thought Jig had any chance at all, you would have stayed. No, the only thing that crazy runt is going to do is get himself and the rest of his little band slaughtered.”
Veka shook her head, forgetting he couldn’t see her. Jig would survive. He might even keep a few of the others alive too. Her lip trembled. How did he do it? He had magic, but hers had been stronger when they fought. She was bigger, stronger, and younger, but Jig had beaten her.
Jig had been the Hero all along, not Veka. She was simply another of Jig’s trials, an obstacle to be overcome and forgotten. She wondered if she would even rate a line in Jig’s next song.
“I’m going to destroy the gateway from the pixies’ world,” Veka whispered.
“My mistake. For a moment there I forgot that all goblins were crazy.”
“Most of the pixies will be with the queen. She’s more important than anything.” Though Veka doubted they would be foolish enough to leave the portal completely unguarded. She didn’t know if she would find pixies at Straum’s cave, but she would not enter un-challenged. Perhaps she would have to face something like the multiheaded snake creature the pink pixie created in the tunnels, only without that construct’s intestinal design flaw.
She shivered as she thought about it. Before, she would have been eager to face such a challenge, but that was when she had believed herself the Hero. Now she was afraid, and she hated it.
She turned her attention back to the rock, searching for the opening. How far had she run when she fled from Jig and the ogres? She hadn’t bothered to count her steps or memorize every twist and turn, and her struggle to control her own body had further confused her sense of distance. She stopped, fighting despair. Was she even on the right side of the tunnel?
With one hand, she tried to conjure up a light, but without a source she could do nothing. Pixie magic swirled around her fingers, taunting her with her own impotence.
“So you have a way to sneak down into Straum’s lair?” Slash asked.
“There’s a crevasse, where water runs down through the rock. Snixle brought me down, before I—” She bit her lip.
“Before you came back to murder some hobgoblins?”
Veka backed away.
“That’s right, I was under the pixie’s spell too, remember?” Slash asked. “But I didn’t march into the goblin lair and start slaughtering rat-eaters. Nobody forced me to do anything. You wanted to kill those hobgoblins.”
Veka tried to remember if Slash had taken any weapons from Kralk’s old chambers. He had Braf’s broken hook-tooth, if nothing else. And in the darkness blood wouldn’t bother him one bit.
“I didn’t care about the hobgoblins,” she whispered. Let him kill her, if that was what he wanted. “I wanted to fight Jig.”
“Why?”
She started to repeat the reasons she had given to Snixle, the reasons she had repeated to herself. Because Jig had treated her like a child when she came asking for help. Because Jig would get the goblins killed, and Veka could save them. Because it was the only way.
No. Part of being a Hero was making your own way, like Jig was doing.
“I wanted to prove I was better than he was.” She tried again to create a light, but as before, nothing happened. “Better than all of them.”
“Oh.” Slash stepped past her. “Well come on, where is it?”
Veka wiped her nose on her sleeve. “Where is what?”
“This secret runoff of yours.”
“I don’t understand. You’re not going to kill me?”
He snorted. “With enslaved ogres going after the hobgoblins up above, and Jig fighting the bulk of the pixies down here, I’m starting to think you’ve got the best idea. Straum’s cavern might be the safest place in this whole cursed mountain.” His voice changed, becoming quieter. “It’s not like I’d be much use in battle anyway.”
The very first casualty would leave him passed out on the ground. For the first time Veka wondered what it had been like for him, a hobgoblin warrior who couldn’t bear the sight of blood.
“This way, I think,” she said. She raised her ears, listening for the sound of water, but either they weren’t close enough to hear it, or else the water had frozen in the cold. “Tap your weapon along the other side of the tunnel, near the bottom. Let me know if you find it.”
Slash sighed as he began rapping his hook-tooth against the rock. “Just promise me we won’t have to climb through any more garbage.”
Veka found the crack eventually. The water had indeed frozen, turning the rocks even more treacherous. The algae and slime were dying, but enough life remained for her to use them to help control her descent. She moved faster than before, thinking about Jig and the other goblins.
Her staff she simply dropped. It clattered down a short distance before getting stuck. She kicked it again, knocking the end loose so it fell a bit more. Above her head Slash yelped as his feet slipped. Like Veka’s staff, he fell only a short way before catching himself on the rock. She couldn’t hear everything he said under his breath, but she caught her name, along with the phrase “. . . grind her into tunnel cat kibble.”
Though she never would have admitted it, especially to Slash, she felt better with the hobgoblin along.
“There,” she whispered. Below her feet, silver light outlined a jagged opening. Her staff had dropped through and now lay in the snow and ice below.
She squinted, waiting for her eyes to adjust. She could probably use pixie magic to levitate herself down. Her backside was still bruised from the last time.
Slash made the point moot, losing his grip and falling hard enough to knock her free. With frozen, dying algae still twined around her hand, she slipped into the open air and landed, once again, on her behind. This time Slash came with her. His legs slammed into her stomach, knocking the wind from her lungs.
“Graceful, as always,” he said, resting his head in the snow.
The top of the cavern appeared to be much lower than before. If she held one end of her staff, she would be able to tap the rock overhead. She rolled onto her side, wincing as the movement revealed new bruises on her elbow and shoulder. “We’re here.”
Here was an enormous slab of silver ice. The top of the cavern wasn’t low at all. Instead the ice lifted them to the height of the trees. Veka could see withered treetops poking through various spots. The slab itself had cracked and broken in places, leaving the surface slightly tilted. Pushing herself to her knees, Veka could feel her body starting to slide to the right, away from the crack. She grabbed her staff and jabbed the end against the ice for balance.
The ice directly beneath the opening overhead was smooth, almost like a puddle. Water must have continued to drip down after the cavern froze. She wiped her hand on her robe, leaving a dark, damp algae stain.
“Which way?” asked Slash.
Fog and snow swirled through the air, and the ice made every direction the same. She closed her eyes, concentrating on the flow of the magic. Down here it was strong enough to make her feel like she was standing in the center of a river. A fast river, deep enough to cover her head and strong enough so she nearly fell.
Veka pointed toward the source of the flow. That should be the gateway, clear on the far side of the cavern. Tightening her cloak, she took one step, lost her footing, and began to slide down the ice. She tried to grab a tuft of pine tree in passing, but the brown branch snapped off in her hand, and then she was falling. Again.
This time snow cushioned her landing. She found herself in a canyon of ice, three times as tall as any ogre. The gap was barely wide enough for her to fit. The fog was thickest here, curling up from the snow and the icy walls.
She could hear Slash laughing as he made his way after her. She closed her eyes again, tapping into the magic to cast a quick levitation spell, just enough to nudge the hobgoblin behind the knees. Moments later Slash plunged into the snow beside her, cursing.
The ice had a copper, cloudy hue when viewed from down here. Veka imagined a huge slab covering the entire cavern, then fragmenting into uneven blocks like these. Was this what the pixie world was like, a world of ice and fog and cold? That would explain their glow at least. It would be the only way for them to find one another.
“This way,” she said. The canyon didn’t go in precisely the right direction, but she could always levitate them out and over the ice. For now though, staying down here kept them out of sight of any pixies who might have stayed behind.
Then again, trying to cross the ice above offered the possibility of sending Slash for another spill.
Reluctantly, she decided to stick with the canyon. The ice walls closed in on them before they had walked very far, but the slab on the right tilted upward enough for them to crawl beneath the edge. Veka sighed and tightened her robe, then dropped to her knees. A short distance away, she could see a triangle of light from the far side of the slab. It should be a simple matter to scoot beneath it and continue along the other side. Keeping her staff in one hand, she began to crawl past a thick tree trunk that rose right through the ice.
She had only gone a short distance when Slash seized her ankle. Veka yelped and twisted, and Slash slammed into the ice above them.
“Sorry,” Veka said. A part of her was delighted at how easily she had used magic to defend herself, but her heart was still pounding too hard to truly enjoy it.
Slash’s hands and knees dug long gouges through the flattened, muddy earth as he tried to break free, but his body remained pinned to the ice overhead. After a few more undignified attempts to pull himself down, he asked, “Would you mind?”
She dropped him.
“Stupid goblin witch,” Slash muttered. Silver clouds floated from his mouth as he spoke. “I ought to let you keep going for that.”
Veka hesitated. “What do you mean?”
“Look at the ground,” Slash said. “Dead and dying grass, broken splinters that used to be saplings, a few stray vines, and muddy ice overhead. Except for that spot right in front of you.”
Veka stared, trying to understand. “So there’s a puddle. Do you think it might have something to do with all the ice?”
“Do you see any other puddles? It’s a trap. Look at the ice.”
Most of the ice was rough and muddy, full of stones and twigs and at least one buck-toothed squirrel still clutching a nut in his claws. He had probably frozen to death and been trapped in the swift-forming ice. If she hadn’t been in such a hurry, she would have chipped him free to see if the meat was still good.
Directly in front of her, however, the ice was clear and clean. A few bronze-colored vines crept around the edges, defining a roughly circular patch. Clusters of swollen globules dangled from the vines by knife-like leaves. Within the clear patch, long needles of ice hung like the malachite formations back at the lizard-fish lake. She could see water dripping from the ends. They looked a bit like the ice spikes she had seen in front of Straum’s lair, but these were thinner, and she saw no sign of the wormlike creatures she remembered. As she watched, a drop of water fell from one of the spikes. “What is it?”
Slash reached into one of the pouches on his belt and pulled out several metal objects no wider than his thumb. Each one had four barbed spikes protruding from the center.
“Goblin prickers,” he explained, grinning. “You scatter them on the ground and wait for some dumb goblin to run past. If you’re feeling really nasty, you do it near a tunnel cat lair. The goblin steps on the pricker. His scream wakes up the cats. The cats smell the blood, and we sit back and make wagers on how far the goblin will be able to limp before the cats get him.”
He crawled past her and tossed one of the goblin prickers into the puddle. The instant it hit the water, the ice above exploded. A coiled snake of gold fire streaked to the ground and seized the goblin pricker in its mouth.
The snake was fairly small, about the size of the average carrion-worm. Veka could see several sets of rudimentary wings pressed flat against its burning scales. The snake wasn’t truly on fire, she saw. Like the pixies, it gave off a great deal of heat, light, and sparks. Those sparks brightened, turning almost white as the snake realized what it had caught. Water splashed as the snake flailed its head, trying to rid itself of the goblin pricker. One of the barbs had stuck in its lower jaw. Smoke trailed from the snake’s mouth.
“I guess they aren’t too fond of steel either,” Slash said.
Eventually the snake dislocated its own jaw, then used its fangs to rip the goblin pricker free. With its wings folded back like armor, it shot up into the ice and disappeared.
Slash scooted ahead to reclaim his goblin pricker. “I doubt the pixies did this. The labor-to-victim ratio is all wrong: too much work for too few victims. This is a natural trap, probably how that thing hunts for food. Lizard-fish do something similar. They’ll hide in the sand beneath the water, waving their spines until some stupid cave fish swims over to take a nibble.”
Veka rolled onto her back, trying to see where the snake had gone. How many more might there be? Snakes could be the least of the predators. She squinted, imagining she could see faint lines of light wiggling through the hazy silver ice.
Her back scraped the damp ice overhead as she turned around. “We need to get out of here. We’ll go over the ice and hope they don’t spot us. That will be faster anyway.”
Slash was still muttering about goblin indecisiveness as he followed her out from beneath the ice. When they reached the canyon, Veka wiped damp, muddy hair from her face and stared at the sky.
“How many of those goblin pricks do you have?” she asked.
“Goblin prickers,” Slash said. “Eight, though one is still a little slimy from that snake. Poor fellow.”
Veka stared, but he appeared serious. He really felt sorry for the snake that would have killed them. Hobgoblins were weird. “Give them to me.”
He handed her a small jingling pouch. She pulled out one of the goblin prickers and tried to levitate it. Almost immediately the metal grew so hot she had to fling it away. The pricker bounced off the ice and dropped to the ground, completely unaffected by her spell.
“Interesting strategy,” said Slash. “How exactly is this going to get us to Straum’s cave?”
“Shut up.” While she waited for the first goblin pricker to cool, she pulled out another and examined it more closely. The whole thing was steel, rusted a bit toward the center, but gleaming brightly at the points. She drove one of the goblin pricker’s barbs deep into the wood of her staff, then concentrated.
The staff began to float. She could feel heat coming from the metal, but as long as she focused her spell on the wood, she could control it. “Help me find more wood. Small pieces, but solid enough to hold a goblin pricker without splitting.”
After a bit of scrounging, they gathered enough broken branches for all eight prickers. She embedded each one into a chunk of wood. The last goblin pricker ripped a long splinter from her staff when she pulled it free. She grimaced and rubbed the wood. She would have to sand that out with a rock later, assuming she survived. She tucked most of the goblin prickers back into her pouch, but kept a few in her hand just in case. “Ready?”
“Ready for what?” Slash asked.
Veka grinned and waved her staff. Ideally her robe should have fluttered around her feet as she floated into the air, but after her aborted crawl through the mud, all it did was drip a bit. A casual glance at Slash was all she needed to summon the hobgoblin up after her.
“You’d better know what you’re doing this time,” Slash snapped. “Otherwise I’ll give you a lot worse than a kick in the head.”
They flew over the cracked plain of ice, the wind ruffling her cloak. She spun Slash over and raised him higher, until his nose nearly scraped the top of the cavern, then brought him back down. “Keep an eye out for pixies. Most of them will probably be with the queen, but there may still be a few down here with us.”
She flew between the protruding treetops, trying to stay as low as possible. Avoiding the brown, dying branches was easy enough. Keeping Slash from crashing through them was trickier. More than once she heard him plotting her death and spitting dead leaves from his mouth.
Veka grinned and increased their speed.
At most Veka had expected to face only a handful of pixie guards. She had been correct. Only five pixies perched on the rock around the entrance to Straum’s lair, clinging to the icy stone like glowing flies. A sixth stood on the back of what might have been a cousin to the winged burning snake that had tried to ambush them beneath the ice. The only real difference was that this snake was as wide as Slash’s thick head, and long enough to wrap its body around them both from head to toe without a bit of space between the coils.
“So much for sneaking in,” said Slash.
Veka guided herself and Slash down behind the top of a nearby tree. Dry papery leaves offered some cover, assuming the pixies hadn’t already spotted them. The snake reared up, wings fluttering as it looked around. It actually left the ground, flying low over the ice as it hunted. A tongue of green fire flicked from its mouth. She could feel tremors passing through the magic around her, like waves in a pool. The snake was tasting the magic, searching for them. For her. The instant she tried to cast a spell, the huge snake would find her.
“Amateurs,” she muttered.
“What are you talking about?”
She pointed to the snake. “Making giant versions of normal creatures. It’s a fairly basic bit of magic. Most apprentices learn to do it in their first year of studies. There were notes in my spellbook. Giant bats, giant rats, giant snakes, giant earwigs . . . most of the time they all die within a few days. The larger body isn’t proportioned right. But occasionally someone gets lucky. That’s why you get giant weasels rampaging through a village, or giant toads hopping around and crushing people, or giant dung beetles rampaging across the country in search of giant privies.”
“Can you do it?” Slash asked. “Better yet, can you undo it?”
Veka flushed. “The notes in my book . . . they weren’t complete.”
Slash didn’t say anything. She almost wished he would.
She opened her hands, staring at the goblin prickers she had carried. Her palms were dotted with blood from clutching them too hard. She hadn’t even felt the spikes pierce her skin.
They were outnumbered. Any magic she used would give them away. Not to mention that six pixies could bring a lot more magic to bear than a single goblin. And then there was the giant flaming snake.
“What next?” Slash asked.
Veka had no idea. She stared at him, then back at the pixies. Jig would have found a way.
The thought made her stomach hurt. Jig would have slain not only the pixies, but the giant snake as well.
No, he wouldn’t. That was the sort of thing a Hero from her book would do, but Jig wasn’t like that, whatever “The Song of Jig” said. He would have done something different. Something unexpected. Something goblinish . . .
“I think I have an idea,” she whispered.
CHAPTER 15
“Hero or coward, they all taste the same with a bit of harkol sauce.”
—Golaka, Goblin Chef
Jig’s hands shook as he watched Braf throw his rock. It arced through the air toward the silver bubbles on the far wall. Would the pixies attack en masse, or would they see Braf standing alone and decide he wasn’t worth a full assault? If they sent only a few pixies, the goblins might have a chance.
The rock hit one of the silver bubbles and stuck.
Nothing happened. Jig glanced at Braf, who shrugged. Eventually another of the two-winged pixies flew up to investigate the rock. This one was orange in color. He glanced up, then back at the bubble. With both hands he pried the rock free and dropped it into the pit. He whistled loudly, presumably to warn the pixies below to watch out for falling rock.
“Tough nest,” Braf muttered.
“Yes, it is,” said Jig.
The pixie was already descending toward a lower cluster of bubbles.
Movement up above drew Jig’s attention. Apparently one of the pixies up on the bridge had noticed something. He started to fly lower, in the general direction of Braf and the others.
“Can you hit him?” Jig asked.
Braf produced another rock and let fly. The pixie tried to spin out of the way, but he was too slow. Purple sparks exploded as the pixie spiraled downward, his light fading.
Two more pixies hopped off the bridge, searching for their attacker. These were the four-winged pixies, who seemed to be the warriors and guards. Jig could see the ogres peering down as well. “Them too?”
Another rock flew. This time the pixies managed to dodge, though the rock did hit an ogre on the shoulder. The ogre didn’t appear to notice. One of the pixies pointed toward Braf. “Get him!”
The enslaved ogres leaped from the bridge and began to plummet into the pit.
Jig stared. Grell shrugged and said, “Nobody ever said ogres were bright.”
That was when the first of the ogres spread her wings. On Jig’s shoulder, Smudge grew so hot he began to glow. Jig could smell his hair burning as it curled away from the terrified spider. Jig patted out the hair with one hand, never looking away from the flying ogres.
“Unfair,” he whispered. He counted four ogres, circling lower on enormous black wings. Bat wings. The pixies had been hunting giant bats, trying to capture them alive. Somehow they had grafted the wings onto the ogres, creating flying ogres. Similar to what Pynne had done to create the snake guardian with too many heads and no tail. Jig doubted he could defeat these ogres by feeding them though. “Weren’t ogres scary enough already?”
He wondered briefly what had happened to the bats. Without their wings, they were essentially giant blind rats. Then the first ogre reached the tunnel, and Jig and Braf were leaping away to avoid a spear thrust.
Braf threw another rock, which bounced off the ogre’s wing with no apparent effect. The ogre stabbed again. Braf fell, yelping with pain.
“Are you hurt?” Jig asked.
Braf shook his head. “She missed me. I landed on my rocks, that’s all.”
Beyond the tunnel, the ogre dropped out of sight. Another appeared from above, armed with a large club. He hovered for a moment, then flung his club at Jig.
Jig’s sword dropped as he rolled out of the way. Arrows spilled from his quiver, and he nearly squashed Smudge. “Sorry,” he whispered. He tried to scoop Smudge off his shoulder, but the little fire-spider was too terrified, not to mention too hot, for Jig to move. Sucking his blistered finger, Jig turned his attention back to the ogre. He peeled away from the cave, to be replaced by yet another.
“They can’t get into the tunnel with those wings,” Jig said, gathering his fallen arrows. Their wingspan was too great, and if they stopped flapping, they would fall. “Braf, get back. They can’t come in after us.”
The new ogre scowled. He couldn’t reach Braf or Jig, but he did manage to use his spear to drag his companion’s club back out of the tunnel. Jig cursed himself for not throwing it out of range. They could have disarmed at least one of the ogres.
“Well this is an amusing little standoff,” Grell said from the darkness. “What next?”
The ogre with the club returned. This time a bright green pixie warrior rode her shoulder.
“Rock!” Jig shouted.
Braf fumbled for a stone, but the pixie was faster. He flew into the tunnel and pointed. Braf fell, fumbling at his boots and howling in pain.
The pixie turned to Jig. Jig grabbed his sword and prepared to charge, already knowing he couldn’t get there fast enough. But before Jig had taken a single step, the pixie yelped and clawed at his shoulder. Smoke spiraled as the pixie fell to the ground, where he yanked a tiny dart from his shoulder and flung it away.
Jig ran up and kicked the pixie. He slammed into the wall and slid to the ground.
“That’s mine,” Grop said, hurrying to retrieve the dart. He lowered his voice. “I use it back at the lair. The others blame it on wasps. If you tie a thin line to the dart, you can yank it away before they swat it, and nobody knows—”
Jig stepped away. Ogres hovered outside, and Jig could see other pixies streaking toward them from above and below. He turned to face the other goblins.
Braf was using Grell’s knife to pry his boot from his foot. The pixie had tried the same trick Pynne had used on Jig, constricting the leather. Braf had managed to get one foot free before it tightened too badly. The other appeared immovable. His face was tight from pain.
“I heard bones snap,” Grell said. “Can you fix him?”
Jig shook his head. “Even if I could, I can’t break the pixie’s spell on the boot.” Veka could, but she had disappeared. “You and Braf stay here. Our attack should draw them away from the tunnel. If you see an opening, try to hit a few more pixies with rocks.”
One of the goblins coughed. “Our attack?”
“I’m guessing their nest is strong enough to hold us,” Jig said. “We can jump down and—”
“You’re guessing?” repeated the goblin, Ekstal. He was another distillery worker, like Veka. Ekstal waved his sword at Jig. It was in far better shape than Jig’s weapon. The slender, double-sided blade looked as though it had been forged solely to slide through goblin throats. “You’re going to get us killed!”
“Probably,” admitted Jig. He didn’t have time to argue. He glanced at Braf, who nodded and pushed himself into a sitting position.
“I’m not going out there,” shouted Ekstal. “If you try to—”
There was a sharp thud, and Ekstal’s sword dropped to the ground, followed by Ekstal himself. A bit of blood trickled down his neck where Braf’s rock had hit him.
Jig scooped up the sword and gave it an experimental swing. Much better than his own weapon. He pointed to two of the goblins. “Toss him onto the nest. Then we’ll know whether it can hold a goblin.”
The two goblins looked at one another, then at Ekstal. “Right!”
“What about the ogres?” one asked.
Jig scooped up the dead pixie. Hopefully the ogres wouldn’t realize he was dead. He flung the body out of the tunnel.
All four ogres dove, trying to catch him.
“Go,” said Jig.
Ekstal groaned. His eyes opened wide as the goblins pushed him over the edge. A high-pitched squeal echoed through the tunnel.
Jig peered down. Ekstal had nearly missed the nest. He lay at an angle, his feet pointed upward, looking as though the slightest movement would send him slipping into the abyss. Already the pixies were zooming toward the panicked goblin.
“Here!” Jig called. He started to throw Ekstal’s sword down to him, reconsidered, and tossed his own old broken sword down instead.
Ekstal caught it by the blade, which would have been a problem if the weapon hadn’t been so dull. He clawed his way back to the rock, where he stood and waved the sword with both hands.
That answered the last of Jig’s questions. Sticky as the nest was, they could still move about. “Everyone get your weapons ready. Spread out. Try to cut your way into the nest. Make them come up close to fight so you have a chance to stab them before they use their magic.”
A rock flew by his head, momentarily driving the pixies back. Below, Ekstal was frantically cutting a hole in the nest.
None of the goblins had moved. The two who had tossed Ekstal down were still standing at the edge, watching and cheering him on. Jig sighed, tucked his sword under his arm, and pushed them both down to join their frantic companion.
It took a bit of threatening, with both his sword and Braf’s rocks, but eventually the other goblins followed. Jig caught the last three before they jumped.
“You’re the smartest goblins I’ve got,” Jig said.
“Why do you say that?” asked Grop.
“You haven’t jumped yet.” Already Jig could hear shouting and screaming from below. “So you’re the ones I need with me.”
“Doing what?”
Jig swallowed and tried to sound like he knew what he was doing. “We’re going to kill the queen.”
He unstrapped his quiver and handed a few arrows to each goblin. “The tips are steel. Throw them like spears to keep the pixies back, but save one or two for when we reach the queen. We’ll have to fight our way through any guards.”
Jig put two arrows back into the quiver, keeping a third ready in his hand. Ekstal’s sword was too long and slender for his old sheath, but he forced it. A handspan of steel protruded from the bottom, but if he was careful, he should be able to avoid slicing off his own foot.
He stepped to the edge and froze. The others stood close behind, waiting for Jig’s order. Wind buffeted his face. He tried to tell himself he was waiting for the right moment, giving the other goblins time to spread around the nest. Several had already fallen into the pit, and the rest were scrambling away and cutting into the silver bubbles as fast as they could.
He could imagine Tymalous Shadowstar’s derisive laughter as he said, Waiting for the right time? You’re cowering while the others get themselves slaughtered.
Jig shrugged. Cowering while others died was a perfectly acceptable goblin tactic. Unfortunately, once the pixies finished with the others, they would return to the tunnel.
The hive was right below, only a short jump. The others had landed safely. Well, aside from Jallark, who had leaped a bit too enthusiastically. Even Braf’s rock had stuck. Jig wasn’t going to fall. The nest would hold him.
“This is crazy,” whispered one of the remaining goblins, Noroka.
Jig agreed completely, but he forced himself to shake his head, then gave them his best conspiratorial grin. “We’re going to let the others fight pixies while we sneak down through the hive. Do you think I’d be doing this if it wasn’t the safest part of the whole plan? If you want, you can stay behind, but look what happened to poor Braf.”
With that, Jig sat down on the edge, put his arrow in his mouth, and before he could stop to think about what he was doing, pushed off. Fear locked his jaw as he fell, and he bit clean through the arrow. The short drop felt like an eternity, and he was certain he had somehow missed the nest. He would fall forever into the bottomless pit, unless one of the pixies was kind enough to kill him in passing.
His feet hit the nest. Jig spat splinters of wood from his mouth and tried to make himself start breathing again.
The silver bubble felt like warm clay, sinking beneath his weight and sticking to his boots. The smell reminded him of burned mushrooms. Some of the fog rose from the nest itself, the warm surface interacting with the cold, damp air. With one hand pressed to the icy wall of the pit, Jig made his way to the next bubble. He looked up. “Hurry!”
Nothing happened at first. Then he heard the distinctive sound of a cane smacking a goblin skull. Grop dropped down a moment later, rubbing his head.
Several pixies were already streaking toward them. Jig hurried to the next bubble. He could see where some of the goblins had cut their way into the hive. The punctured cells sagged and wiggled as the goblins moved about. Farther on the pixies had added a second layer of bubbles, thickening the hive. If Jig could reach that point, the extra layer might help to conceal him.
On the far side of the pit, a goblin poked his head out of a damaged bubble and threw his knife at an unsuspecting worker pixie. The pixie fell. The goblin’s gleeful expression vanished as pixies and ogres swarmed toward him.
Jig drew one of his two remaining arrows and threw it at the closest pixie. The pixie veered away, and Jig hopped to the next bubble, landing beside the smashed body of one of his goblins. Peeling the goblin from the bubble, Jig flung him onto the head of an unsuspecting pixie below.
The goblins who had gone first all appeared to have followed Jig’s instructions, spreading out and taking cover in the hive. They were doing quite well for goblins, which meant they weren’t all dead yet. From what Jig could see, almost half were still alive and fighting.
One of the goblins crouched within a broken bubble, fighting a pixie. As Jig watched, the pixie flew away, and an ogre soared in to take its place. Instead of trying to escape, the goblin actually tried something heroic. He raised his sword and swung for the ogre’s head.
The ogre took the blow on the shoulder without slowing. His body smashed the goblin against the rock. That was what happened to goblins who tried to be heroes.
So what am I doing here? The ogre dove away from the gruesome remains of the goblin, then swooped up again, apparently unaffected by the collision. He was coming directly at Jig. Jig drew his remaining arrow and waited. The ogre drew closer . . . closer. . . .
Jig feinted with the arrow, then leaped to the next bubble. The ogre hit the rock headfirst and fell back, clutching his scalp. The impact didn’t seem to have stopped him, reinforcing Jig’s private theory that ogre skulls were stone all the way through.
It did make the ogre an easy target, though. Grop threw one of his arrows. The point lodged in the ogre’s wing, and he screamed and moved away, flapping his other wing harder to keep from falling.
Jig jumped one more time, and he was there. This part of the hive was firmer, supported by the second layer of bubbles. Praying this would work, he reversed his grip on the arrow and shoved the head into the silver surface.
Sour air rushed from the puncture. The walls were thicker than they looked. He could probably push his thumb into the hole, and his claw would just reach the other side. The wall sizzled and smoked where the arrowhead touched. Moving as fast and as carefully as he could, Jig carved an opening wide enough for him to squeeze inside.
This was too much for Smudge. The fire-spider raced down over Jig’s chest, smoke rising with each step, and stopped near his pouch. He turned, all eight eyes pleading for Jig to open his hiding place. Jig loosened the laces with one finger to let Smudge scurry inside.
Sweat dripped down his face as Jig crouched within the bubble. These chambers might be quite cozy for a pixie, but Jig barely fit. He jabbed his arrow into the floor, punching through to the next one. The air was warm and damp, like the breath of a dragon with an infected tooth.
Purging that image from his mind, Jig prepared to cut through to the next cell. He bent down, and the end of his sword pierced the side of the bubble.
Jig grabbed his sheath, pulling the blade back, but the damage was done. A long, smoking gash opened into the next bubble, where a bleary-eyed yellow pixie was stirring. Apparently when pixies slept, they slept hard. The pixie blinked, horror replacing weariness as he spotted Jig. Jig drew back the arrow to throw, just as the pixie’s light flared. The wooden shaft crumbled, and the feathers of the fletching twined together and tried to fly away.
Jig squeezed through the opening and punched the pixie in the face. The pixie bounced off of the far side of the chamber. Jig grabbed him by the wings and threw him against the flattened part of the bubble, the side that clung to the rock. As the pixie collapsed, Jig realized he was grinning. He liked being bigger than the enemy for once.
The nest muffled sound well enough he could barely hear the battle outside. No wonder this one hadn’t woken up. He wondered how many more sleeping pixies they would encounter.
The bubble shook slightly as Grop dropped into the one behind him.
“Are the others still coming?” Jig asked.
“Var got pixie charmed and tried to stab me in the back, but Noroka tossed her into the pit.” He scowled. “Or maybe she wasn’t pixie charmed. Var never did like me that much.”
Jig shook his head. If he was remembering right, they had a long way to go before they reached the thickest part of the nest, where he hoped to find the queen. He looked at his lone remaining arrow, then at his sword. The arrowhead was small enough to control, but the sword was faster.
He was a goblin. Caution was for those who actually expected to survive a battle. Jig returned the arrow to his quiver and climbed back into Grop’s chamber. Squeezing past the other goblin, he drew his sword and slashed a hole in the far side. He lost his balance and fell. His sword opened a huge hole in the floor. The chamber below held another two-winged pixie, but Jig impaled him as he plunged downward.
Jig grinned. Sure he was down to three goblins against the pixie queen and all her guards, but in the meantime, this was how goblins should fight. Sneaking around, pouncing by surprise, and stopping only for a very quick snack.
One problem with cutting through the inside of a pixie nest was that you had no way to know when you reached the bottom.
No, that wasn’t true. There was one way.
Jig rolled away from the gash in the floor, pressing his body against the rock and gasping so hard he nearly passed out. He rested his sword across his chest, making sure the steel came nowhere near the walls of the bubble. His shook so hard he could barely hold on. From below, the wind of the bottomless pit fluttered the edges of the gash.
He tried to tell himself he wouldn’t have fallen through. The hole might be big enough for his leg, but not his whole body. “Don’t come down!” he whispered to Grop and Noroka.
Grop poked his head down from the chamber overhead. Jig could see Noroka settling in above him. “Now what?”
Now he had to figure out where they were. He pulled out his remaining arrow and poked a tiny hole in the wall of the bubble, widening it just enough to see. He pressed his eye to the wall.
Only a handful of goblins still fought. Jig saw an orange pixie swoop in to cast a spell, then tumble to the side. Jig hadn’t seen the rock that hit him, but he was relieved to know Braf had survived so far.
The queen was easy enough to find: a point of brilliant white light, orbited by pixies of every color. The white light perched in the center of a cluster of bubbles, a rounded area of smaller bubbles that bulged from the rest of the hive. Jig closed his eyes, hoping that one brief glimpse wouldn’t be enough to enchant him. He didn’t feel particularly loving.
“The pixies say all who look upon their queen will love her, so don’t wait,” Jig said, turning back to Grop and Noroka. “We’re going to cut our way through the hive until we’re close enough to attack. If we’re lucky, we’ll have one chance before she enchants us.”
“And if we’re not lucky?” asked Noroka.
One of the surviving goblins from the fighting above chose that moment to go tumbling past, screaming.
“Any other questions?” Jig stood up and began cutting a path to the next bubble. He used his arrow, unwilling to risk a mistake.
Noroka and Grop both had several arrows left. Grop had already proven his aim with that dart. A thrown arrow didn’t have the force to penetrate deeply, but as they had seen with the flying ogre, even a weak hit was enough. As long as the steel lodged in the queen’s flesh, they might actually succeed.
A few bubbles over, Jig poked another hole to gauge their progress. He tried not to look directly at the queen, judging her location from the shadows and the other pixies. It looked like the pixies had taken over a small cave to use as the queen’s chamber. An ogre stood at the edge, two warrior pixies perched on her shoulders. Other pixies sat on the bubbles above the cave, like tiny, glowing gargoyles.
“How much closer do we need to get?” Grop asked.
“A few more chambers,” Jig guessed without looking back. “We should try to attack from the side. Noroka, you distract the guards long enough for Grop and me to cut through.”
This could work! What would Tymalous Shadowstar say if he could see Jig now?
That was when something punched him hard in the back. Jig twisted his head to see Grop’s arrow sticking out from beneath his rib cage. There was no pain, just blue blood dripping down the shaft.
No, wait. There was the pain.
Jig dropped to his knees. Grop pulled out another arrow. “That was a good plan,” he said to Noroka, who was staring from the next chamber. “The two of us will attack together. Help me toss Jig’s body out for a distraction.”
Goblins really are as stupid as they say. Less than a day as chief, and I already turned my back on another goblin. Are you happy now, Tymalous Shadowstar? You’re the one who wanted me to lead my people. Is this what you meant when you talked about inspiring the other goblins? I inspired Grop so much he thought he’d try his hand at being chief!
He tried to reach around, but the effort made the arrowhead move inside him, and he squealed in pain. Maybe he would just hold still.
Shadowstar? Of course. The god couldn’t hear him down here. Jig had no way to heal himself. He was alone.
At least Grop and Noroka might still reach the queen. Not that it would do Jig much good.
Then he saw Noroka contemplating her own arrow, looking from the tip to Grop’s exposed back. Jig wanted to weep. They were so close! “Noroka, don’t—”
Grop spun as Noroka leaped. She landed on top of Grop and stabbed her arrow into his hip. The arrow broke, leaving a splintered shaft in her hand. With a shrug she stabbed the broken end into Grop’s side.
Grop screamed and elbowed her in the head. There was no room to fight, and both goblins kept stepping on Jig. Claws and fangs ripped flesh. Jig moaned and tried to curl his body into a ball, keeping his wounded back away from the fight.
The bottom of the bubble began to glow with golden flames. A hole opened in the floor beneath Noroka. Jig would have warned them, but he was too busy bleeding and cowering.
An ogre grabbed Noroka by the ankles and yanked her out. Grop followed, his fangs still locked in Noroka’s arm. Another ogre caught Grop by the neck and squeezed until he let go. Jig grimaced. Goblin jaws were stronger than any other muscle in their bodies, and the ogre had plucked Grop off Noroka like he was a rat.
Jig yelled as another ogre pulled him down, bumping the end of the arrow against the nest. Hanging upside down by one leg, Jig closed his eyes and concentrated on not blacking out.
The beating of the ogres’ wings was almost as loud as the pounding in Jig’s head. As they flew toward the queen’s chamber, he found himself feeling jealous of Veka. Wherever she had gone, at least she hadn’t been stupid enough to rely on goblins to help her.
The ogres dumped them on rough stone. Jig raised his arms and tucked his head as he landed, trying to protect Smudge and keep from bumping the arrow in his back at the same time. He managed to avoid squishing Smudge at least.
Unlike the pit and the tunnel above, the air was warmer here, and there was no frost. Now that he was here, Jig realized this was the same tunnel that the ogres had dug from Straum’s cavern. The back had been narrowed, with two-winged pixies constantly squeezing in and out, carrying small fruits or clearing bits of stone from the cave. Hardly a single speck of rubble littered the ground. Sparkling blue and green crystals covered the rock. They felt like sand, scraping Jig’s skin when he moved.
He rolled onto his side, grimacing. The entire right side of his body hurt with every breath. His sword and arrow were both missing. The ogre must have taken them, or else they had fallen into the pit. Jig hadn’t even noticed.
He touched Smudge’s pouch and felt the fire-spider moving about inside. He loosened the ties. Hopefully Smudge would have a chance to escape.
Grop and Noroka lay bleeding beside him. Jig pushed himself up just enough to give Grop a quick kick in the stomach, a move that probably caused Jig more pain than it did Grop. Jig kicked him again anyway.
“I hate this place.”
Jig still hadn’t looked up, nor did he intend to. Faint shadows spun around his body as the pixies circled behind and overhead, but the white light shining from the queen overpowered them all.
“Everyone promised me we’d be safe. That you’d build me a nest even bigger than my mother’s. You never said we’d be underground, in this hot, dark, horrible place. What if these goblins had gotten through? They could have killed me!”
Her voice jumped and dipped like music. Other pixies swarmed and buzzed overhead, drowning each other out with their hasty apologies.
Jig saw bare feet moving toward him and the other goblins. They were larger than he had expected. The queen must be almost as large as a goblin. Either that, or she was simply a normal pixie with grotesquely oversize feet.
Sweat dripped onto one of his lenses. Jig flinched and closed his eyes. How much of the queen did he have to look upon to be enchanted? Were feet enough? He didn’t feel overcome with love or worship yet. He raised his hand to block her from view as he glanced at the others.
Grop was doing the same thing, shielding one eye. The other was bruised and swollen shut. Noroka had gotten in some good blows.
Noroka looked equally battered, but she didn’t seem to care about her wounds. She didn’t seem to care about anything. The queen’s light turned Noroka’s skin to white gold. She lay on her back, her mouth open and her eyes wide as she stared up at the queen. Until now Jig had clung to the faint hope that goblins might somehow be immune to the queen’s charms. So much for that.
Could they still attack? Jig twisted his head, quickly losing count of the pixies buzzing around their heads. He could hear several ogres hovering outside as well. Attacking now would be suicidally stupid.
Grop attacked. He had managed to palm his little dart, and he flung it at the queen. Four pixies swooped down to intercept the missile. Grop swore as one of the pixies squeaked and fell. He drew a knife from inside his shirt.
Noroka kicked him in the knees, knocking him to the ground. Moving faster than any goblin had a right to move, she pounced and sank her fangs into his neck. Grop stabbed his knife into her arm, but she didn’t even notice.
The queen giggled. “Stupid goblins.”
Noroka rose and backed away. Grop whimpered on the floor, blood dripping from his throat. He would be dead soon, from the look of it.
The queen stepped closer. Through squinted lids, Jig saw a slender, pale hand grab Grop’s hair, wrenching his head back. Grop’s eyes widened, and his face relaxed into a slack, peaceful smile.
“What’s your name?”
“Grop.” His wound bubbled.
“What an ugly name.” She struggled to lift him up. Instantly four pixies flew down to help, hoisting Grop up until only his toes still brushed the ground. “Go away and leave me alone, Grop.”
Still smiling, Grop turned and began to jog away. He ran right out of the chamber, dropping into the pit without a sound.
Jig began to tremble. Given the arrow still sticking out of his back, he wasn’t terribly upset about Grop’s death. But Grop had acted so cheerful about it. Jig hadn’t seen the slightest trace of hesitation on that blissful face as he trotted to his death.
“Oh, yuck. This one’s bleeding all over my cave.”
Jig glanced down. His blood formed a small puddle on the floor. The pain had begun to recede a bit, but he was light-headed, and every movement made him dizzy. Was he dying?
“That’s Jig Dragonslayer,” said Noroka. She moved in front of Jig, positioning herself between him and the queen. “He’s the one who forced us to try to kill you.”
Jig groaned. He scooted back, toward the edge of the pit. If he was going to die, wouldn’t it be better to do so himself, while he was still his own goblin?
He stopped. Blood loss was starting to affect his mind. Death was death. Veka might opt to die heroically, but Jig planned to go out cowering and pleading for his life.
Smudge darted down Jig’s leg and scampered up the wall. Nobody appeared to notice. Their attention was on Jig. He hoped Smudge would be able to climb back out of the pit. Did he still remember how to find the fire-spider nest?
“Make him look at me!”
Two pixies seized him by the ears, yanking his head up.
“Want me to cut off his eyelids?” Noroka asked.
Jig’s eyes snapped open.
The queen stood before him. Her gown sparkled like platinum, though it was clearly too small for her. Several stitches had popped along the side, and the hem barely reached past her knees. Rows of black pearls highlighted the contours of her skinny body. A golden circlet was twined into her long black hair. Had she been a goblin, Jig would have guessed her to be no more than seven years of age.
Her ears were narrow and pointed, rising well past the top of her head. Her eyes were pure blackness, reminding him of the bottomless pit, save for the spot of white light at the center of each eye.
Her wings were small and shriveled. Jig wondered if that was a result of injury, or if queens simply didn’t get real wings. He saw no scars, nor did the wings appear deformed. They were simply too small, too flimsy. She had four wings, like the warrior pixies, but hers gave off no light. The queen’s light came from her skin, her eyes, even her nails.
“Stand up.”
Sweat poured down Jig’s face as he obeyed, despite the pain the movement caused. He stood hunched, one hand reaching around his back to hold the arrow still.
The queen was . . . beautiful. It was an alien beauty, but Jig couldn’t look away. The angular features of her face, the curves of her body, the gracefulness of her movements that made her every step look like she was flying. . . . Every being Jig had ever encountered seemed crude and ugly in comparison. Admittedly, Jig had spent most of his life with other goblins.
“Jig Dragonslayer,” the queen whispered. “I remember your name. They told me about you. You’re the one who opened the way so we could come here. Everyone was so excited when they found this place. I would be safe. We could start our own kingdom, away from my mother. I could raise my own army of warriors as soon as I was old enough to breed. All thanks to you.”
Jig shivered. What was he supposed to say? “You’re welcome.”
“I hate you!” the queen said. She stomped around Jig, her withered wings rustling with her despair. “Why couldn’t I stay behind, and my mother come through?”
“You know your mother’s followers were too great in number for—” one pixie said.
“Shut up! How many more of these horrible goblins are going to come crawling into my cave?” She wiped her nose on the sleeve of her gown. “I hate them,” she said again.
She wrapped both hands around the arrow in Jig’s side and prodded him toward the edge. Tears streamed down his face, and he was gasping so hard he nearly passed out. Pixies and ogres flew back, clearing space for him to fall.
Jig turned around. Everyone was watching, waiting for that last order that would send him to his death. The queen wrenched the arrow from his back. Jig gasped, and tears filled his eyes.
“I wish you’d never opened that stupid cave for us,” she whispered, too low for the others to hear. Even her tears glowed. “I wish you’d just left me there to die.”
The poor queen was scared and miserable. Jig sympathized. He had felt the same way ever since that ogre first came to the goblin lair.
A small, dark shape dropped down to land on the queen’s withered wing. She didn’t appear to notice. Nor did she notice when smoke began to rise from that same wing. “Go on,” she said. “Follow your friend into the pit.”
Noroka acted first, leaping toward the queen and screaming, “Jig’s fire-spider!”
That was too much for the young queen. She whirled around and flailed her arms in panic, knocking Smudge to the ground. “Somebody kill it!” she screamed.
Jig leaped. Agony tore his wound as he grabbed the arrow in the queen’s hand and ripped it from her grasp. Before the queen could react, he plunged the arrow into the her back, directly between the wings.
She screamed. Jig flattened his ears against the terrible, high-pitched shriek. Pixies swarmed around the cave. Others fought their way through the opening at the back, bloodying one another in their desperation.
Before anyone could reach the queen, Jig yanked hard, pulling her toward the edge, then let go. The queen staggered, her arms waving madly. Jig saw her wings shiver once as she teetered on the edge, and then she was falling.
Every single pixie and ogre dove to follow, trying to save her. Jig scrambled out of the way and pressed himself to the floor.
When Noroka tried to follow the queen, Jig reached out with one hand and snagged her ankle. She flopped face first onto the rock and didn’t move. Only then, with Noroka unconscious and the rest of the pixies and ogres gone, did Jig drag himself back to peer into the pit. A tiny spark of white was quickly fading into darkness, pursued by swirls of color.
Everything felt fuzzy. He thought something in his back had torn when the queen yanked the arrow free, and his blood was flowing faster than before. His head slumped to the ground, just past the edge. He watched a bit of his own drool fall into the pit. Why wasn’t he dead? He had looked upon the queen, just like Grop and Noroka. Not that it mattered. He would be dead soon enough.
His ears and nose hurt. He pushed himself back and reached up to adjust his spectacles. The frames were so hot they burned his fingers.
The steel frames.
Jig started to giggle. Every time he had looked at the queen, he had seen her through circles of steel.
Shadowstar? There was no answer. He was alone.
Hot footprints made their way up his arm. Not alone after all. Jig smiled and rested his head on the stone. At least he would die with the one creature in this world he had always been able to trust.
CHAPTER 16
“You think Heroes have it rough? Try cleaning up after them.”
—Chandra Widowmaker, Proprietress of
The Dancing Zombie Tavern
From The Path of the Hero (Wizard’s ed.)
“So what’s this plan of yours?” Slash asked. He lay on his stomach, burning designs in the ice with one of his goblin prickers. Veka frowned and looked more closely. He had drawn a fat goblin cowering behind a tree. Now he sketched a pixie circling the tree, with bolts of lightning shooting from his hands. Slash appeared to be a fairly skilled artist. He held the pricker by the wood, pressing two points into the ice as he drew the parallel lines of the giant serpent’s body.
By the cave, the flaming serpent undulated through the air, almost as if it were swimming.
Veka’s fists clenched. “Can I borrow that?”
Slash sat up and handed her the goblin pricker. Veka jabbed one of the points into her forearm, then pinched the skin around the wound. Blood dripped down her forearm.
“What are you doing?” Slash asked.
She squeezed harder, and a tiny spray of blood misted Slash’s drawing.
“Stop that.” He turned away, his face pale.
Veka grabbed his shoulder. Blood dripped down her arm. The pain was annoying, but the discomfort on his face more than made up for it. “I need a distraction,” she said. “The only way one of us is getting through is if the other gets the guards out of the way.”
“I’m not going out there.”
“If you say so.” She squeezed again, spraying a bit of blood onto his chest.
That was too much for the poor hobgoblin. Slash groaned and fell face first onto the ice. Veka pressed the goblin pricker into his hand and closed his fingers.
Almost instantly Slash was up again, suspended by Veka’s magic. She could see the giant serpent stiffen and turn, tasting her spell. She maneuvered the unconscious hobgoblin like a puppet, marching him toward the pixies. One of the pixies flew out to meet him, shouting a challenge. The pixie didn’t appear worried. A lone hobgoblin shouldn’t be much of a threat.
That was what he thought. Splitting her concentration, she cast a second spell that tore the goblin pricker from Slash’s hand and propelled it upward. The point drove through the pixie’s wing.
The pixie fell, screaming with pain and fury. Veka turned her full attention to Slash, levitating him over the pixie and dropping him several times. She didn’t know if it would be enough to kill the pixie, but it should keep him from getting up any time soon. One pixie down. Five more to go, along with the flying fire snake.
“Sorry, Slash,” she whispered. To her surprise, she realized she meant it.
Already the other guards were rushing to attack, the serpent in the lead. Veka sent Slash running as fast as she could, guiding him away from herself and the pixies. No hobgoblin could move so quickly, but the pixies probably didn’t know that. Sure his movements were stiff and awkward, but so were most hobgoblins. And if his feet didn’t quite touch the ground with each step . . . well, hopefully the pixies would be too intent on catching him to notice such details.
Veka edged out from behind the tree and began to run toward the cave. Slash’s movements grew even clumsier. She couldn’t watch where she was going and control him at the same time. Maybe she would have been better off trying to take over his mind, but that was a more complicated spell. Dominating lizard-fish was one thing, but Snixle had told her that intelligent creatures fought much harder. Grudgingly, she admitted that Slash would probably qualify as intelligent.
She glanced back in time to see Slash run right through the tip of a pine tree. He stumbled and slid along the ice. Veka tried to yank him back to his feet, but before she could, he simply dropped out of sight. He must have fallen into another crevasse.
Good enough. She was almost to the cave. The ice near the entrance was melted smooth and slick, probably from that oversize snake. She saw no sign of the tiny worms and their ice spike traps. In a way, the flaming serpent had done her a favor, driving off the smaller predators.
A few more splashing steps brought her to the darkness of the tunnel and relative safety. Thankfully the ice was high enough she didn’t have to climb up to the entrance.
She was past the guards. Using her helpless companion as bait wasn’t the most heroic tactic, but it had worked.
The tunnel had changed since her last visit. Orange insects filled the air, zipping this way and that, riding the currents of the magic. One tried to bite her arm, and she slapped it. She wiped glowing bug guts off her arm and hurried down the tunnel.
Glittering gray frost coated the rock. The dead ogre from before was gone. She looked back, wondering what the pixies would do to Slash. She hoped they wouldn’t kill him.
The tunnel never became truly dark. The orange bugs continued to circle her. Their light reflected from the frost, illuminating the walls as she ran. As she neared Straum’s lair, the light grew stronger. The warmth of the magic increased as well, making her sweat beneath her cloak. She pressed to one side of the tunnel and peered into the cave the dragon had once called home.
Crystalline ice lined the walls, the facets reflecting colored light in every direction. The ice itself seemed to glow, as if some of that light had been frozen within.
A bone-white mound sat in a depression on the far side of the cave. Golden sunlight spilled from a round, jagged hole in one side of the mound. She could feel the magic from here, enough to make the hair on her arms and neck stand at attention. If that wasn’t the portal, she would eat her spellbook.
As far as she could tell, there were only two pixies in the cave. Two-winged worker pixies, not the warriors from outside. It would have been her luck to show up right as an army of pixie warrior-wizards were coming through, but for once, fate’s dice had fallen in her favor.
A bright yellow pixie hovered on the far side of the cave. Her green companion crouched on the ground, struggling to maneuver a long pole-arm. Swarms of orange gnats circled angrily as he tugged. The point of the weapon slowly scraped along the rock, toward what appeared to be some kind of hive.
“You’re mad,” the yellow pixie said. Veka’s heart pounded as the pixie flitted in Veka’s direction, but then she turned back. “The queen ordered all death-metal buried beneath the ice.”
“She also—” The green pixie grunted and strained as the pole-arm started to slip away. There was something wrong with his wings, but from this angle, Veka couldn’t tell what. “She also ordered us to take care of the sparks. I for one don’t intend to stand around swatting bugs all day.”
The hive was a frosted, warty bulge in the ice about the size of a goblin’s skull. The tip of the pole-arm brushed the hive, sending up a tiny geyser of steam. More gnats exploded from the hive, swarming toward the pixies.
“Don’t drop it!” the yellow pixie shrieked.
The one on the ground grunted as he jabbed the tip deeper into the hive. He stepped back and fished a small bronze fruit from his vest. It looked like the globules she had seen growing beneath the ice. He popped it in his mouth, sucked for a moment, then spat out the wrinkled skin. “There’s not enough metal in this stick to damage the portal.”
“But if the queen comes back—”
“She won’t.” He pointed at the hive, and Veka felt the tremors of magic. It reminded her of the spell she had used on the lizard-fish, back at the lake.
Orange bugs streaked toward the head of the pole-arm. The pixie’s magic drove them into the steel, where they died in tiny flashes of light. Bodies sprinkled down on the green pixie like rain. “Ha! What do you say now, Wholoo?” He laughed and danced a victory jig as the bugs continued to dive to their deaths.
Veka’s jaw clenched as she realized who it was. She had never actually seen Snixle before, but she recognized the inflection of his voice, the way he moved. It was easier to recognize someone when they had inhabited your body for a time.
Why wouldn’t Snixle be here? He was the muckworker of the pixie world, cleaning up their messes and doing the jobs nobody else wanted. While the others went off to defend the queen, he was stuck here fighting bugs.
With the worst of the bugs littering the ground, Snixle bent down to adjust the butt of the weapon. Where his wings should have been, two tattered fragments protruded from his shoulders. He gave off less light than the yellow pixie, Wholoo. A deep green fluid had oozed over the torn ends of his wings. This was a recent injury then.
That meant he wouldn’t have adjusted to his loss yet. Veka had seen it before, watching the younger goblins torture rats. The maimed rats needed to learn how to move all over again. Snixle’s reflexes would be wrong.
Veka grabbed the rest of her goblin prickers and launched them at the yellow pixie. The pixie saw them coming and tried to dodge, but it was too late. Two caught her in the back and leg. Wholoo fell like the bugs she had been working to kill. Snixle let go of the pole-arm, which tipped over backward.
Already Veka was up and running. She saw Snixle leap back, then fall, unable to complete his instinctive retreat to the air.
Veka smacked Wholoo with her staff, then pounced on Snixle, wrapping her fingers around his slender body.
Snixle squirmed briefly, then his head slumped. “Go ahead and eat me,” he mumbled. “That’s what you goblins do, isn’t it?”
Veka hesitated. The maimed pixie was, in a word, pathetic. Skinny, too. There was hardly enough meat on those tiny bones to make him worth the effort. “What happened to you, Snixle?”
His head jerked back up, and his glow brightened slightly. “Veka?” A tentative smile spread across his bruised face. “Is that you? I thought Jig Dragonslayer killed you!”
Veka shook her head. “When he stabbed me, it broke your spell. Then he healed me.”
“The disruptive effect of death-metal, yes,” Snixle said, nodding. “That makes sense. But why did he save you?”
“Because he’s Jig. That’s what he does.” She turned him around to examine his wings.
“The queen,” Snixle whispered. “When she learned how I failed to capture Jig Dragonslayer, and that I had kept you a secret . . .” Tears filled his eyes. “I didn’t mean to disappoint her. She should have killed me. You can’t know the agony of disappointing her, Veka. I wish she had killed me, but she ordered me to remain, to clean the sparks out of our cave.”
Glowing snot dripped from his nose. He was a pitiful sight. The queen’s magic was strong indeed, to command this kind of loyalty. She wondered how Jig would overcome it. “Sparks?”
He tilted his head toward the insect hive. “Nasty things. They feed on the blood and magic of pixies and other magical creatures.” He sniffled and bent his neck, wiping his face on Veka’s thumb. “How did you get in? There were guards—”
“I snuck past,” she said.
“You’re going to try to close the gateway, aren’t you?” He shook his head. “Twenty of the strongest pixies worked together to open that portal. You’ll never be able to destroy it.”
She stepped toward the white hill, feeling the magic wash over her body. Snixle was right. Even this close, the sheer power pouring from the gateway made her want to shield her face. Enough power to transform the entire mountain. She knelt, trying to peer through, to get a glimpse of the pixies’ world, but the sunlight was too bright.
“It’s not too late,” Snixle said. “We could still go to the queen—”
Veka shook her head. “Jig’s leading an attack against the queen.”
“No!” He couldn’t have looked more distraught if she had eaten his legs. He twisted and squirmed, pounding Veka’s fingers with his tiny fists. “I have to help her. I have to fight—”
Veka gave him a shake. “You have to show me how this gateway works.”
“I can’t! I have to save the queen.” He closed his eyes, and Veka felt a swelling of magic within her hand as Snixle fought to take control, to reestablish the spell he had used on her before.
Veka strode to the edge of the cave and rapped him against the ice on the wall. “Stop that.”
Snixle’s spell dissipated at once. He groaned and closed his eyes. Another rush of magic swept past her.
The buzzing of insects warned her what Snixle had done. Veka leaped aside as a swarm of sparks rushed after her. Her staff clattered to the ground. She spun and flung Snixle into the middle of the swarm.
He yelped and curled into a ball. Bugs flew in every direction. Snixle’s torn wings fluttered uselessly, and then he hit the ground and skidded into the wall. Veka hurried to scoop him up, but she needn’t have bothered. Snixle swayed as he tried to stand. Even with one hand on the wall, he could barely keep himself upright.
Veka picked him back up and flicked a spark off of his neck. “Next time, I’ll just squeeze.”
Snixle nodded. “But the queen. I can’t abandon—”
“Hush.” Her ears twitched. She could hear shouting from the tunnel. She bit her lip, recognizing Slash’s voice. At least he was still alive.
Snixle used her distraction to try one more time to enchant her. Her skin tingled, and her muscles grew heavy. Veka couldn’t help but admire the little pixie. Bruised and battered, he still tried to fight.
She bounced him against the wall again, then stuffed his unconscious body into her pocket as she searched for a place to hide. The only shelter was the hill itself, the white mound that housed the pixies’ portal. She crouched behind it, pulling her cloak around her body. The dark material wouldn’t do much to conceal her, not when everything from the ice to the bugs generated its own light, but it was the best she could do.
Flickering flames marked the arrival of the giant serpent. Several pixies flew into the cave ahead of the snake. “Hey, Snixle, Wholoo, we caught a hobgoblin prancing around outside. He says his friend was coming this way.”
Veka’s fangs pressed her cheeks. The stupid hobgoblin had probably started babbling the moment he woke up. Cowards, all of them.
Then again, she had sent him bouncing over the landscape as a distraction. She might not feel terribly loyal either, if he had done something like that to her.
“Down here,” said another pixie. “Wholoo’s dead.”
“Where’s Snixle?”
Their lights danced along the ice as they flew down to investigate the body of the pixie Veka had slain. She didn’t have much time before they found her. She had to figure out how to destroy the gate.
“Stay back. Let Moltiki deal with her.”
Veka peeked around the hill, trying to figure out which one was Moltiki. The other pixies retreated to the entrance. Surrounded by pixies, Slash pressed himself to the wall as the giant snake slid into the cave, sniffing the air. As Snixle had taught her, she tried to reach out, to touch the snake’s body with her magic. She had commanded hundreds of lizard-fish. How hard could a single giant snake be?
She wove magic like a shell, a second skin she could use to surround Moltiki, to control the snake’s movements. Slowly that shell shrank into place.
The instant the magic touched the snake’s skin, her spell shattered. She bit back a scream of pain. Moltiki reared, tongue flickering madly. One of the pixies shouted, “She’s by the hill!”
She wasn’t strong enough to break their control over the snake. All she had done was reveal her position, giving herself a skull-splitting headache in the process.
She edged around the hill, toward the back of the cave. She thought about simply running through the gate, but what would she accomplish? Even if she survived, she would be alone and lost in another world. Better to end things quickly, but how?
She could sense the magic pouring through the portal, but she didn’t have the slightest idea what to do with it. If she tried to block the flow, that magic would rip her apart.
Moltiki crept closer. Veka pressed her hands and face against the hill. The mound’s rough surface scratched her skin. What was this thing made of? Unlike the ice and stone of the cave, this was dry and warm. Too hard and uniform for wood, and too rough for stone. More than anything else, it reminded her of bone.
Veka backed away, staring at the mound and imagining . . . That bulge around the base could be a tail coiled against the body. The other side of the hill narrowed like a neck, with the great skull resting between his feet.
The pixies needed a powerful concentration of magic to serve as an anchor for their portal, and what greater magic than the body of Straum himself? They had fused the bones into a single invulnerable shell. The skull housed the actual gate. To physically destroy the hill, she would need to shatter the skeleton of a dragon. Easier to rip apart the mountain itself. No wonder they hadn’t left more guards. What could a single goblin do against this?
“I see her!” One of the pixies waved his hands, and Moltiki lunged for her. How could something so big be so fast? Veka’s size had only ever slowed her down.
She dove away, stumbling into the icy wall. Strange that she didn’t feel cold. Oh yes, that would be because Moltiki had set her cloak on fire. She stripped the cloak from her body and flung it at Moltiki’s face. Wearing nothing but her old muckworking clothes, she backed away.
The giant snake slid around behind her, positioning his huge body between Veka and the exit.
“What did you think you were doing, goblin?” asked the lead pixie.
Moltiki’s tail smashed her side. It was like being hit with a tree. A burning tree. With rough scales that shredded her apron and the skin beneath. Old muck stains on her clothes smoked in response to the flames. Veka cowered against the hill, her hands up in a futile gesture to ward off the next blow.
“This is what you want,” Slash shouted from the entrance. He held up a small rectangular box that appeared to be made of wood. “This is what she planned to use to close the gate.”
The pixies hesitated. Moltiki’s burning eyes stared into Veka’s. His mouth was open, and he could have swallowed Veka whole before she could draw breath to scream. For now, though, everyone’s attention was on Slash.
Veka rubbed her head. What was that stupid hobgoblin talking about? Where had that box come from?
“I stole it from her,” Slash said. His face was bruised and bloody, either from being dropped into the ice crevasse, or from the pixies’ rough handling. “No hobgoblin would trust a rat-eating goblin with something this important.”
One of the pixies flew toward Slash and plucked the box from his hand. “What is it?”
“There’s no magic in that,” said another. “If they think their little toys are powerful enough to scratch our gate, they’re delusional.”
Veka glanced at the pole-arm Snixle and Wholoo had been using against the sparks. Was that enough iron to scratch the gate? Probably not or they never would have used it here. She needed something bigger. A spell powerful enough to kill this stupid serpent and destroy the portal at the same time.
While she was at it, why not wish for the pixie queen’s unconditional surrender to Veka the Sorceress?
“How do you open it?” asked the pixie, studying the box. “I see no hinges—No, I see it now. Clever workmanship.” He pressed one end of the box. “The lid pops open like so, and—”
Even Veka’s goblin ears could barely make out the sharp twang from the box. The pixie screamed and flung the box away. A slender pin protruded from the center of his palm. Smoke rose from the wound.
“Kill him!” the pixie screamed. Moltiki rushed away, closing the distance to Slash before the poor hobgoblin had taken a single step. Moltiki’s body blocked her view as he lunged, and then the giant snake drew back. Slash dangled from the snake’s jaw. Moltiki’s fangs had pierced the hobgoblin’s leg. Slash flailed about, shouting in pain.
“No!” Before Veka even realized what she was doing, she had wrapped a spell around the pole-arm and launched it at the snake. The steel blade cut through the scales and lodged deep within the neck. Moltiki roared in pain. Slash dropped to the ground and didn’t move.
“Get the goblin, get the goblin!” screamed another pixie.
The pole-arm was embedded too deeply in the snake for Veka’s magic to remove it. She cast a second spell, grabbing her staff from where it had fallen and sending it spinning through the air. The whirling ends batted one pixie aside, then smashed a second. She shot the staff at a third pixie, but this one waved a hand, and the staff disintegrated. So she flung Wholoo’s body at the pixie instead. She missed, but it bought her time to scramble around behind the hill.
Two pixies down, a third with a metal pin through his hand. That left two uninjured, along with one bleeding, very angry snake. She could try again to control it, but—
No. She stared at the hill, remembering Snixle’s words. Necromancy is like wearing a corpse. But the magic was the same as she had used on the lizard-fish.
Straum had been dead for an entire year. His bones were warped and fused by pixie magic. She had never tried to control anything so big, or so dead.
And if she didn’t try now, she would be snake food.
Blood dripped into her eye. When had she cut her head? Not that it mattered. As the pixies regrouped, she pressed her body against the hill and cast her spell.
Snixle had taught her that pixie magic was practically a living thing. So were Straum’s remains. The dragon might be dead, but those bones were still warm with power. They welcomed Veka’s magic, drawing her spell into themselves like a starving goblin stuffing himself in Golaka’s storerooms.
Her vision blurred and darkened. Her joints felt like ice, stiff and cold. She slipped to her knees as the magic threatened to crush her. No, it wasn’t the magic. It was Straum’s remains. The weight of those massive bones pressed her to the ground, grinding her into the ice and stone. She couldn’t hear. She couldn’t see. Where were the pixies, the giant serpent? Moltiki could be rearing back to strike, and she wouldn’t even know.
She fought to stand, but her body wouldn’t obey. Straum’s body. Magic and ice and decay had turned the skeleton into a solid mass of bone. She would have to break the bones to move them. This had been a mistake. How could she have been so foolish? She tried to release the spell, but even in death, Straum was too powerful. His body sucked Veka’s power and refused to let her go. She was inside Straum’s bones, but she couldn’t move them. She would have laughed at the absurdity, but even that was beyond her.
Veka felt nothing. No cold, no pain, nothing but magic. The river of magic pouring from the portal in her mouth, the currents flowing through the room, the tiny spot of warmth on her side . . . no, that was Veka herself, felt through Straum’s body. Her jaw throbbed, as if she had tried to swallow one of Slash’s goblin prickers. Was that the portal causing her such pain?
There was Moltiki, crawling around the front of the hill toward Veka.
Would she even feel the strike, or would her existence simply end? Worse yet, would her mind remain trapped inside Straum’s skeleton, blind and deaf and forever unable to move? Despair began to weigh her down as much as the bones themselves.
Time seemed slower, trapped inside the dragon. She could feel each ripple of Moltiki’s muscular body as the great snake drew back to strike. The pixies darted about, sending currents through the magic like bugs on the lake.
As she waited for the serpent to finish her, a single thought wormed through her mind. Jig would have found a way.
Anger burned through despair. Jig always found a way. He always won. Veka was the one who got captured by a pixie peon or eaten by a flaming serpent or stabbed through the gut by Jig Dragonslayer! Jig had slain Straum, and Veka wasn’t even strong enough to overcome the power in the dragon’s dead bones. It wasn’t fair!
The portal pulsed in her jaw as waves of magic poured from the pixies’ world. Veka tried to shut out everything except that portal. Forget the pixies. Forget Moltiki. Forget Slash. She didn’t even know if the hobgoblin was still alive.
Jig would have succeeded. So would she. Straining every bone in her neck and jaw until they felt ready to shatter, Veka wrenched Straum’s head to one side and snapped the great jaws down on the serpent.
There was a moment of tremendous pressure. She thought about the younger goblins who, when harassed by mosquitoes and other bloodsuckers, would pull their skin taut to trap the bugs in place. Blood would continue to bloat the mosquitoes until they exploded. At that moment, Veka felt a great sympathy for those poor bugs.
The skull shattered, and Veka lost consciousness.
Rough hands shook Veka’s arm. She opened her eyes and wished she hadn’t. The light felt like knives going straight to her brain. “No goblin should have to wake up to that ugly face,” she mumbled, shoving Slash away.
“About time you woke up.” Slash sat against the wall of the cave. He had wrapped torn singed strips of her cloak around his leg. Water dripped down from the melting ice.
Veka looked around. Moltiki’s body had been cut completely in half, either by Straum’s jaws or by the explosion that followed. Huge shards of bone littered the cave floor. If the pent-up magic had done that to a dragon’s bones, she wondered how bad the damage had been on the pixies’ side of the portal.
She reached up to touch her face. Her fangs had driven right through her cheeks when she clamped Straum’s jaws down around the serpent.
Blue blood. She stared at her hands. The metallic glow of the pixies’ world was gone.
Slash was holding up one hand to block the sight of her blood. “Do you mind?”
She wiped her hands on her apron. “That box. What was it?”
“Needle trap. I pried it out of one of the Necromancer’s doors a few months back. Dipped the needle in lizard-fish poison for good measure.” He pointed to the pixie who lay dead near the tunnel entrance. “I had been planning to install it in a little chest and leave it in front of the goblin lair.”
He gave a sheepish shrug. “The chief only told us not to kill goblins. Is it my fault if you hurt yourselves on one of my toys?”
Veka was too exhausted to do anything but shake her head. Even that was a mistake. The bones in her neck popped and cracked, shooting pain down her spine. All she wanted was to lie down and sleep for the next few days.
“How do you think Jig did?” Slash asked.
Veka snorted. “He’s probably back at the goblin lair, sipping klak beer while the other goblins make up new verses for ‘The Song of Jig.’ ”
Slash chuckled. “Forget ‘The Song of Jig.’ I want to know what they’re going to sing about this.” He waved an arm to encompass the snake, the bone debris, the dead pixies, and the multicolored slush dripping from the walls and ceiling. “I’ll tell you this much, though. The first goblin to call me ‘Slash’ in a song gets a lizard-fish spine in her boot.”
Veka stared at the scar running down his face. For the first time she thought to wonder how it had happened. “Who did that to you?”
He flushed. “I did it myself. An ax trap I was working on misfired.” He shrugged. “Could be worse. You should see what my friend Marxa looked like after her fire trap went off prematurely.”
Veka nodded absently. Reality was gradually beginning to seep through her shock. She was still alive. The portal was destroyed. The pixies had all died or fled.
She glanced at the tattered remains of her cloak, wondering what had happened to Snixle. She had forgotten all about him when she tossed away the burning cloak. If he had remained inside her pocket, she would have been able to smell his burned remains. She crawled over and poked the cloak. A bit of ash floated free, all that remained of her spellbook.
“Hey, Veka.” Slash still wouldn’t look at her. “That snake was going to kill me. One more bite. . . .” He grimaced and touched the bloody bandages on his leg. “I mean, if you hadn’t stabbed him like that. He . . . you . . .” He shook his head. “Sorry, I can’t say it. Not to a goblin. If the other hobgoblins found out a stupid, fat, ugly rat-eater like you had saved my life, they—”
“Shut up, Slash.” Veka rolled her eyes. After everything else she had been through, the hobgoblin’s insults were no more bothersome than gnats. The normal kind, not the orange pixie gnats. Besides, if he got too uppity, she could still bounce him off a few walls. “You’re welcome.”
She tried to stand up, and her head began to pound. “Forget that,” she muttered. With the portal closed, she had to try several times to cast her levitation spell. The pixies’ magic was still here, but it was dissipating fast, like smoke in the wind. Eventually she managed to tap into that fading power. Ever so gently, she lifted herself from the ground. A second spell scooped Slash after her. Together they floated out of Straum’s lair and into the wider cavern, toward home.
CHAPTER 17
“Well, that didn’t go quite the way we had planned.”
—Poppink the Pixie
Jig had experienced plenty of unpleasant awakenings in his life, from the time he woke up to find a group of goblins preparing to drop a baby rock serpent in his mouth to the time he discovered Smudge building a web in his loincloth. This one topped them all. Not only was Tymalous Shadowstar’s voice booming loudly enough to crack his skull, but when he finally opened his eyes, Braf’s face filled his vision.
Braf grinned so widely a bit of drool slipped from his lower lip. “It worked! You’re alive!”
You weren’t joking, were you? asked Shadowstar. Less than a day, and already you’ve got goblins trying to kill you.
Jig groaned and sat up. “Yes, I’m alive.” He stopped. The pain in his back was gone. Drying blood covered his vest, but the wound itself had disappeared. Why am I alive?
Because Braf fixed that nasty hole in your back.
Jig stared, trying to absorb that piece of information. Braf had healed him. Braf, who was now standing next to Jig. Standing on two bare, perfectly healthy feet. Grell sat on the ground behind him, tending a small fire. She had taken the remains of Jig’s muck pouch and set the whole thing aflame.
You . . . he healed me? But I thought you couldn’t do anything down here. The pixies—
Look around, Jig.
The tunnels were the same red and black obsidian he was used to. The flames rising from his muck pouch were a healthy green. This was the chamber where he had fought the pixie queen. Without the sparkle of magic and the flurry of pixie lights, Jig barely recognized the place. The blood on the ground gave it away though. A sticky blue puddle showed where Jig had passed out.
Noroka still lay face first on the ground, snoring loudly. “You healed her too?”
Braf nodded. “Those pixies broke her nose pretty good, but she wasn’t dead.”
“Pixies. Right.” Jig looked out at the bottomless pit. “How many others survived?”
“Counting us?” Grell asked. “Maybe five or six. I’m not counting you, because you should have been dead. Would have been, if Braf hadn’t stuck his finger in your back and—”
“Thanks,” Jig said, cringing.
“The others already started climbing back up to the lair,” Grell went on. “I wanted to follow, but this clod kept insisting you were alive, talking about how he had to save you. When I asked how he planned to do that with the bones of his foot all crushed to gravel, he sat down and started fixing his own foot. After that I figured maybe he knew what he was talking about for once.”
“How did you get here?” Jig asked.
Braf pointed to a rope hanging down the side of the pit. “One of the ogres tried to fly straight into the tunnel. Snapped his wings, but he nearly got me. Grell snuck up and jabbed a knife in his ear. We tied the rope around his body and climbed on down.”
Jig stood up, testing his balance. He was filthy, hungry, and exhausted, but everything appeared to be working. He crouched by Noroka and shook her until she stirred. “Watch her,” Jig warned. “Stop her if she tries to go over the edge.”
Braf and Grell looked confused, but they didn’t argue. Braf stepped toward the pit, arms spread.
“My head hurts,” Noroka said. “I think the mountain punched me in the face.” She gasped. “Grop. He—”
“Took a dive into the pit,” Jig said. “Do you want to do the same?”
Noroka scowled. “Is that a threat?”
“No.” Jig realized he was grinning. He didn’t know how long he had lain there, but it was long enough for the pixie queen’s magic to disperse. If the steel arrowhead hadn’t killed her, the wind would eventually do the job, smashing her against the walls of the pit. Most of the pixies had probably suffered the same fate as they flew so recklessly after their queen, trying in vain to save her.
He stepped to the end of the tunnel and looked into the darkness. The muck fire gave enough light for Jig to see the nearest bubbles of the pixie nest. They sagged gray and broken from the walls. He saw pieces flaking away, spinning as they disappeared into the dark.
Of all the goblins who had come with him, only a handful still survived. He wondered how the goblins back at the lair had done against the ogres. If things had gone as poorly there, Jig might have singlehandedly overseen the extermination of half the goblins in the mountain.
Is that why you spoke to Braf? he asked. To replace me with a follower who doesn’t get everyone around him killed?
Don’t be daft, snapped Shadowstar. I spoke to him because it was the only way to keep you from bleeding to death. I actually asked Grell first, but she told me to go to hell. I wiped it from her mind, so she doesn’t remember. But that left the idiot.
Braf isn’t—
I know he’s not as dumb as he pretends to be, but he’s still a goblin.
Thanks.
“What now, Jig?” Braf asked.
Jig stared for a long time before realizing what Braf meant. Jig was still chief. Braf and the others still expected him to tell them what to do. Jig groaned and rubbed his head. “We should go home,” he said. “We have to find out if anyone survived up there.”
“Braf and I will go first,” Grell said. “He can haul me back up, and then you two follow. We shouldn’t put too much weight on the rope. That ogre was a big fellow, but we don’t want to push our luck.”
Jig nodded.
“Watch out for that nest too,” Grell added. “Those chunks are hard as wood when they fall, and they’ll scratch you good. The big ones could knock you clean off the rope.”
“I will,” Jig said.
“Of course some of the pieces are pretty sharp. We’ll be lucky if one doesn’t cut the rope clean through as we’re trying to—”
“Will you just go?” Jig snapped.
“Hmph.” Grell grabbed a bit of rope and began tying herself to Braf. “See if I ever share my sugar-knots with you again.”
Jig climbed slowly, despite his fears. He had hesitated at first, not sure whether he should go first and give Noroka a clear shot at his back. But if he followed, it would be just as easy for her to cut the rope, sending him into the pit. In the end he decided he was too tired to worry about it. If she killed him, at least he wouldn’t have to be chief anymore.
His mind hurt as he tried to absorb it all. What had happened to the pixies’ world? No matter how he thought about it, he kept coming to the same answer: Veka. She and Slash must have found a way to close the gateway. Jig spent a fair amount of time wondering how in the name of the Fifteen Forgotten Gods she had managed to pull that off.
Then there was Braf and Shadowstar. By all logic, Jig should have been happy. Let the goblins come to someone else for a while with their broken bones and their bloody wounds. Let Braf be the one the ogres sought out when pixies invaded. Braf could have Tymalous Shadowstar, and Jig could have some peace and quiet.
Yet every time he thought about it, the idea of Braf taking his place made his teeth clench tighter.
Why, Jig, I think you’re jealous.
Jig rolled his eyes. Can’t you snoop around in his mind for a while?
I did. It’s boring. Besides, who says I can’t snoop in two places at once? Now tell me, what’s really bothering you?
You, said Jig. You pushed me to go to the lower caverns with Walland. You pushed me to fight the pixies. You pushed me into that fight with Kralk. You’ve been trying to control me all along, just like the pixies controlled their ogres.
Haven’t we already been over this? Shadowstar asked, sounding a bit testy. Jig, what do you think would have happened if you hadn’t gone? The pixies would have swept through this mountain, and every last goblin would be dead or a slave.
Jig wrapped his arms and legs around the rope and rested briefly. Kralk could have led that fight.
Jig, the goblins are dying.
Jig snorted. That’s what happens when goblins fight ogres.
That’s not what I mean. Think about that cavern where the ogre refugees were hiding. Who do you think used to live there, and what happened to them?
Jig didn’t answer.
You goblins have always lived in the dark, dank holes of the mountain. Even before you sealed the way out a year ago, you isolated yourselves from the world. You hid, and you fought, and you died.
I sealed the entrance to protect us, Jig snapped. And if this is your solution, I’m not impressed. All you did was speed up the process.
No, the pixies did that. Jig, you can’t go back to hiding in your temple, and the goblins can’t keep hiding in their mountain. Straum’s cavern is wiped out. The Necromancer’s tunnels were already dead, if you’ll forgive the pun. And there are other empty lairs, places where goblins and hobgoblins and other creatures used to live before they died out. If things don’t change, empty lairs will be all that’s left.
You want us to leave? Jig asked.
I want you to stop isolating yourselves. Jig, your race was brought here to help protect the treasures of the mountain. Those treasures are long gone. The goblins have no purpose. All you do is fight the hobgoblins and the other monsters, when you’re not fighting yourselves.
Jig shook his head. I can’t—
You have to lead, Jig. Kralk couldn’t have done it. The hobgoblins won’t. If the goblins are going to survive, you have to be the one to guide them.
It all sounded so reasonable. Jig rested his face against the rock. Why didn’t you tell me? Why not trust us to make our own decisions?
Shadowstar didn’t respond, and Jig didn’t bother to repeat himself.
The goblin lair was empty. Braf and Grell had opened the door from the waste pit, and the cavern was as quiet as the Necromancer’s throne room.
“Do you think the ogres won?” Braf asked.
Jig shook his head. The pixies’ control over the ogres should have been broken, but that probably didn’t matter. The ogres would have found themselves free, in the midst of a battle with goblins and hobgoblins. Being ogres, they probably reacted the same way the goblins would have: by finishing the battle. But if that was the case, why hadn’t they overrun the lair? Where were the goblins who had remained behind? There were no bodies, no signs of battle, aside from day-to-day goblin messiness.
He hurried past the others, running toward the kitchen. Dying muck fires flickered to either side as he peered through the doorway.
The kitchen was empty. The cookfire was little more than embers.
“Golaka left her kitchen?” Braf whispered, sounding shaken.
Jig wanted to weep. He didn’t have the strength for another battle. He reached up to pet Smudge. The fire-spider didn’t seem worried. Maybe the events of the past few days had burned out his ability to feel fear.
By now Noroka had emerged from the waste pit. She cocked her head to one side and said, “Jig, listen.”
He tilted his head and twitched his good ear. Screams coming from the hobgoblin lair. He started to reach for his sword, forgetting the pixies had thrown it away. Grimacing, he snatched a large kitchen knife and headed for the tunnels.
The closer they came to hobgoblin territory, the stranger the sounds became. He didn’t hear the ring of steel or the high-pitched squeals of wounded goblins. The taunts and shouts weren’t as loud or hateful as he would have expected either. Some of the voices actually sounded like they were singing.
A group of hobgoblins stood near their statue, guarding the entrance. One raised a copper mug. “Who goes there?”
“Filthy beasts, aren’t they?” asked another of the guards.
Jig glanced down at himself. Perhaps he should have changed clothes after coming through the waste pit.
“Looks like a bunch of carrion-worms masquerading as goblins.” That earned a laugh from the other hobgoblins.
“This is Jig Dragonslayer,” snapped Grell. “The goblin who singlehandedly killed the pixie queen.”
Jig flushed as the hobgoblins peered closer. A horrible thought entered his mind. Would they start calling him Jig Pixieslayer now?
“Jig Dragonslayer, eh?” The guard was clearly skeptical that the goblin chief would be wandering about in such a state. He glanced at his companions and shrugged.
“Put that thing away,” said the largest of the guards, pointing at Jig’s knife. Two others ducked into the hobgoblin lair. “They already carved the meat.”
Already carved the meat? Jig stared at the knife in his hand. It wouldn’t do much good against the hobgoblins anyway. The blade fit loosely into the empty sheath on his belt. “I don’t understand. What—”
The other hobgoblins returned carrying large, wooden buckets. Before Jig could react, they tossed the contents over him and the other goblins. Jig barely had time to shield Smudge before the frigid water knocked him back.
“That’s better,” said the closest guard, swishing the half-empty bucket. “Folks are trying to eat and drink back there. If we don’t rinse you down, you’re going to ruin their appetites.”
Jig was too confused to do anything but nod and turn around. They had a point, he supposed. He did smell pretty rank. Smudge was even worse, since fire-spiders cleansed themselves by burning whatever dirt clung to their bodies.
Still, there was no reason the water had to be so cold.
Eventually they were deemed suitable for hobgoblin society, whatever that meant, and led into the larger cavern. The dead goblin they passed along the way did nothing to calm Jig’s fear. The hobgoblins stepped around the body. One of them muttered, “Makkar was supposed to clean up the traps. Looks like she missed one.”
“This is weird,” whispered Noroka.
Jig only nodded. Most of the partitions that had divided the hobgoblin lair were gone, torn down and piled to the sides. Hobgoblins and goblins crowded around an enormous bonfire, and as far as Jig could see, nobody was killing anyone else. He spotted a few fights, but they were weaponless spats. A hobgoblin bludgeoning a goblin here, a gang of four goblins piling on a hobgoblin there, nothing out of the ordinary. And those few fights were the exception to the overall sense of . . . of celebration.
Jig made his way toward the fire, where two hobgoblins were turning an enormous spit. Both hobgoblins cast nervous looks at Golaka, who rapped her ever-present wooden spoon against her palm as she supervised.
She supervised one hobgoblin on the back of the head, hard enough to knock him away from the spit. “Don’t turn it so fast,” she shouted. “Give the ogre time to cook. Give the sauce time to work through the meat. Otherwise you might as well eat him raw!”
Braf tapped Jig on the shoulder and pointed to the bonfire. “Isn’t that Arnor?”
Jig squinted. Golaka’s garnishes hid some of the features, but he thought Braf was right. Apparently some of the ogre refugees hadn’t managed to escape from the pixies.
Grell sniffed the air. “Smells like Golaka broke out the elven wine sauce.”
A loud, harsh voice cut through the noise. “Jig Dragonslayer!” From the far side of the cavern, the hobgoblin chief waved his sword. “Someone drag that scrawny excuse for a leader to me.”
Jig waded through the crowd, doing his best to avoid the larger goblins. Cheerful as things appeared, he was still the goblin chief, and there were a lot of ambitious goblins crammed in here. Nowhere near as many as there had been before, thanks to the fighting, but more than enough for Jig’s comfort. Not to mention the hobgoblins, one of whom left claw marks in Jig’s arm as he tried to hurry Jig along.
The chief sat on one of the rolled-up partitions, basically a log of heavy red cloth. One of his tunnel cats sat with its paws tucked beneath its chin as it worked the marrow from an ogre bone. Veka and Slash stood to one side, drinking klak beer. Veka had lost her robe and staff. Both she and the hobgoblin looked bruised and battered, and it was strange to see Veka in her ragged muckworking clothes. They made her look smaller somehow. Younger.
The hobgoblin chief pointed his sword at Jig. “A beer for the goblin chief!”
Veka rolled her eyes, then gestured. Across the room a cup jumped from a hobgoblin’s hand and floated toward Jig. Veka bit her lip. From the looks of it, she was concentrating much harder than she had before. That thought cheered Jig immensely.
“You’re using your magic to serve drinks now?” Jig asked. Veka scowled, and the cup wobbled just enough to spill beer onto Jig’s arm. He grinned and snatched the cup. The smell of klak beer would help mask the odors still coming from poor Smudge.
“What a battle,” the chief said. “They’ll be singing songs about this one long after you and I are gone. Those blasted ogres drove us all the way through the tunnels to the entrance of our lair.” He pointed. “That’s where we hit them with our first ambush. I had your goblins come at them from the tunnel. Pathetic as you rat-eaters are in a real fight, it was enough to confuse the ogres. They’re tough to kill, I’ll tell you that much. No matter how many times we drove them back, they kept coming. Eventually they broke into the lair. We led them into the tunnel cat kennels near the back. Your little wizard here showed up around then, using her magic to fling weapons left and right. Not enough to kill an ogre, but she certainly kept them on their toes while our cats tore into them.”
Veka’s mouth wrinkled, as if she couldn’t decide whether or not to take offense at the “little wizard” remark.
“A number of the ogres fled in the end. Your wizard thinks some pixies survived as well. I don’t know where they’ll get to, but I plan to be ready.” He waved at Slash. “Charak here has been sharing some ideas for pixie traps, and I want them set up in your lair as well as ours.”
Slash pulled a folded packet of parchment from his vest. Charcoal arrows and drawings covered the page. “I’m designing a pixie net using steel wire,” he said, sounding more excited and animated than Jig had ever seen him. “I haven’t figured out how to set a trigger for an airborne target yet, but I will. We can also stretch netting across any opening we don’t want pixies coming through, like your waste pit or the privies. Can you imagine sitting down right when a pixie—”
“We’ll need to do something about Straum’s lair too,” said Jig. “The dragon lined his cave with steel and iron to keep the pixies from coming through. Most of those weapons will have to be returned. Otherwise what’s to stop the next group from recreating the portal?”
“The fact that I blew Straum’s remains to pieces,” Veka mumbled. She sounded dejected, which confused Jig. From the sound of things, she had done everything she ever dreamed of: fought pixies, destroyed the gate, and helped to save the goblins. Her magic was clearly stronger than before, and somehow she had survived the whole mess. What was wrong with her?
“You want us to give up our weapons?” The hobgoblin chief scowled, and Jig took a step back.
“Not all of them,” Jig said. “But enough to line the walls of Straum’s cave. Goblin and hobgoblin weapons both.”
The chief’s scowl faded. “Why not? If we need more swords, we can always come pound a few more goblin warriors and take yours, right?” He clapped Jig on the arm and stood up. “If we’re going to do it, best to start now, before these fools sober up.”
Despite his age, his shouts cut through the noise of the celebration like . . . well, like his sword. “Listen up! We’re going to lock those pixies out of this mountain forever. To do that, I need you hobgoblins to gather every sword, knife, shield, and any other bit of steel or iron you can find. Once we see what we have to work with, we’ll decide how much we need.”
He glanced at Jig, clearly expecting him to make a similar announcement. Already hobgoblins were crowding around the chief, dropping weapons and armor at his feet. The sight of it confirmed something Jig had been thinking about ever since leaving the pixies’ pit.
No matter how loudly he shouted, no matter how many songs the goblins sang about him, no matter how many pixie queens and dragons and Necromancers he killed, the goblins would never leap to obey him the way these hobgoblins did with their chief . . . the way the pixies obeyed their queen. Even the old ogre Trockle had been able to control her family.
Jig wasn’t cut out to be a leader. Sure, they followed him into battle after a bit of prodding and bullying. Then he turned his back on Grop and nearly got himself killed.
His attempts to rally the goblins into battle with the hobgoblins had been humiliating, and his first official act as chief had been to flee to Kralk’s quarters and hide.
Everyone stumbles in the beginning, Shadowstar said.
When a goblin stumbles, there’s usually another goblin to make sure he doesn’t get back up.
By now many of the hobgoblins were watching Jig, as were a number of goblins. He could see their suspicion building. Was this a trick to disarm the hobgoblins? The hobgoblins looked angry, and the goblins looked eager.
“Bring your weapons to the goblin chief,” Jig said, wincing at how hoarse his voice sounded. Drawing a deep breath and hoping it wouldn’t be his last, he pointed to Grell. “Bring them to her.”
Grell’s cane jabbed him in the side before he could say anything more. “Did my withered ears deceive me, runt? If you think you can foist this job off on me, you—”
“Isn’t it better than working in the nursery?”
“I’m looking after children either way. At least the babies don’t poison you in your sleep. Not until they’re two or three years old at least. If you want me dead, cut my throat and be done with it.”
She was right, of course. Grell was one of the few goblins who would be even more vulnerable than Jig himself. He could already see the hunger in the eyes of the goblins, the calculating expressions. Jig had lasted several hours before his first assassination attempt. Grell would be lucky to last five minutes.
“Grell’s smart enough to have survived this long,” he said. “That’s something we need from a chief.”
Grell reached beneath her blankets and drew her knife, which she jabbed at Jig’s throat. New odors wafted from Smudge as he grew hot from fright. “That’s right. I survived by avoiding suicidal situations like this one. I’m not about to—”
“I’m not done!” Jig squeaked, backing away from that blade. He raised his voice. “I know you’re already plotting to kill her, so I should warn you. Whoever kills Grell will die a slow, horrible death. I’ve cast a spell of protection on her. Every hurt I’ve healed over the past year, every broken bone, every gash, every split lip and chipped tooth, every gouged eye, hernia, and wart, all of them will be inflicted upon whoever dares lay a hand on her.”
Oh, really? Shadowstar asked.
Shut up. As long as they believe it, who cares? The goblins looked nervous. They kept glancing from Jig to Grell and back again. He held his breath, hoping it would be enough. If not . . . if they didn’t believe him . . .
“Yeah,” Braf piped up. “And then I’ll kill you.” He was unarmed, but he pounded his fist into his palm for emphasis. Whatever else he might be, Braf was a big goblin. The crowd began to mutter.
One of the hobgoblin swords floated from the pile of weapons and began to spin. Veka stepped forward to stand beside Braf. She didn’t try to shout, but every other voice in the cavern went silent to listen. “But before he kills you, I’ll seize control of your body. I’ll make you smile as you eat your own limbs.” The sword cut an arc through the air, driving the goblins back. “Cooked or raw, it’s your choice.”
The goblins backed down. A new pile of steel began to grow next to Grell. Jig knew most of the goblins were keeping knives or other weapons hidden, just as the hobgoblins were doing, but hopefully it would be enough. Given how sensitive the pixies had been to the touch of steel, they shouldn’t need to line every bit of the cave. Just enough to disrupt their magic.
He turned to Grell. “Now will you be chief?”
Grell muttered and spat.
“I watched you,” Jig said, lowering his voice. “You helped Braf. You helped me. You were the one who convinced the goblins to follow my orders. You know how to get them to do what you want. I don’t.”
He looked around. “You care. You won’t let them die. You’ll keep them safe and make them stronger.” He swallowed, remembering what Shadowstar had told him. Angry as he was, he couldn’t ignore the truth in Shadowstar’s words. “We can’t keep going on the way we have.”
He held his breath. If he were in Grell’s position, he would ram that knife right into Jig’s belly. Sure, Jig and Braf and Veka had all sworn to avenge her death, but that didn’t do anything to change the fact of her death, did it? Most goblins would be too afraid of Jig’s bluff and the others’ threats to do anything, but there were always a few clever enough to trick another goblin into doing their dirty work. Jig would have to keep an eye on those.
Grell poked him with her cane again. “If I’m going to be chief, I’m going to enjoy it. Grab me a pitcher of klak beer and a plate of Arnor.”
Beside her the hobgoblin chief chuckled and turned his attention back to the growing pile of weapons and armor. Mostly weapons . . . neither hobgoblins nor goblins worried too much about armor. Jig reached around to rub the spot where Grop had stabbed him. Maybe he ought to snatch a scrap of armor for himself before all that steel went back to Straum’s cave . . .
Two beers and a bit of heavily spiced ogre meat later, Jig was sneaking out of the hobgoblin lair toward home. Smudge sat on his shoulder, happily charring the scrap of meat Jig had saved for him.
“Jig, wait.” Veka hurried after him, carrying a borrowed muck lantern. Blue light illuminated the tunnel, nearly washing out the few specks of orange that swirled around her head. “Pixie bugs,” she muttered. “They were all over Straum’s cave.”
Jig didn’t answer. She couldn’t be planning to ask him about magic again. Whatever tricks Jig could do, Veka had clearly surpassed him. So what could she possibly want?
“Jig . . .” She grabbed his arm and dragged him to one side of the tunnel.
Jig tensed, suddenly very aware that he still hadn’t replaced his sword.
But Veka only sighed and looked away. Her huge body seemed to deflate a bit.
“Jig, Braf told me what you did. How you led the goblins through the nest and killed the pixie queen.”
Jig nodded, still unsure where this was going. For a moment, he nearly panicked, thinking Veka might somehow still be under pixie control, here to avenge his attack on the queen.
She swallowed, and her eyes shone. “How did you do it?” she asked softly. “I needed all of my magic just to survive, and even then . . . even then, Slash had to help me. I needed a hobgoblin’s help to keep me alive long enough to kill the giant snake and destroy their gateway. I had all that power at my fingertips, and you had nothing. I know you couldn’t talk to your god. You had no magic, nothing but a few goblins and some old weapons to fight an entire army of pixies and ogres, not to mention the queen herself, and you won. You killed her.”
Jig touched his spectacles. “I was lucky.”
Veka shook her head so vehemently her hair whipped Jig’s face. “Nobody is that lucky.” She patted her apron as though she was searching for something, and then her shoulders slumped even more. “In The Path of the Hero Josca wrote a list of one hundred heroic deeds. I read it so many times I could list the top ten in my sleep.”
She closed her eyes. “For deed number one, Josca wrote, ‘The mark of the true Hero, the one feat that scores above all others on the dimensions of courage, strength, cunning, and sheer nobility, is the slaying of an evil dragon.’ ”
With a weary sigh, she looked at him and said, “You’re a Hero, Jig. A scrawny, half blind, weak runt with no real magic to speak of, but still a Hero.”
“Thanks,” said Jig.
She shook her head again. “You don’t understand.”
Should he tell her the only reason he had survived his encounter with the pixie queen was because of his spectacles? Or that if she examined every one of his so-called victories, what had kept him alive wasn’t strength or nobility, but pure, unadulterated cowardice?
Veka swatted another bug. “I always thought you were weak. Hiding in your temple, letting Kralk bully you, flinching away from the larger goblins. I never wanted to be like you. But ever since you came back from your adventure, I wanted . . .” Her voice trailed off. Jig wasn’t sure, but he thought she had said, “I wanted to be you.”
“Veka, what—”
“I lost my spellbook. I lost Josca’s book. I even lost that ridiculous cloak.” She cocked her head to one side. “Which is probably for the best. That thing was too heavy for these caves. The material doesn’t breathe at all, and I was always drenched in sweat. But, Jig, what am I supposed to do now?”
“I’m sure Grell wouldn’t mind if you took one of Kralk’s old outfits.”
Veka rolled her eyes. “I thought . . . I wanted to go on adventures and save our people and discover ancient treasures and all that. But you’re the Hero, not me. I’m not the one who killed the queen or slew the dragon. I—”
“Veka, I didn’t kill the stupid dragon,” Jig blurted.
She froze with her mouth half open. “What?”
Jig grimaced as he sang a bit of that blasted song, “ ‘While others fled, Jig grabbed a spear, and he threw.’ The song doesn’t say I actually killed Straum.”
Veka blinked so rapidly Jig thought one of those orange bugs had flown into her eye. “I don’t understand. Straum’s dead.”
“He’s dead, but I didn’t kill him.”
“I know he’s dead, Jig.” She pointed to a long cut on her arm. “I got that when his bones exploded!”
Jig rubbed his head. Were goblins really this dense? “I threw the spear, just like the song says. I threw it right at Straum’s eye, but the stupid dragon blinked. The spear lodged in his eyelid. Straum was going to have me for a snack when someone else grabbed the spear and finished the job.”
“But you’re Jig Dragonslayer.”
He shook his head impatiently. “Not really.”
Veka looked so stunned Jig thought she was going to fall down. Instead, she leaned against the wall and whispered, “You didn’t kill the dragon.”
“That’s right.”
Her quivering lips began to smile. “What about the Necromancer?”
Jig shrugged. “Well, yeah, I killed him.”
“But . . . killing a Necromancer isn’t even in the top hundred heroic deeds and triumphs. The closest thing would be defeating a dark lord who had returned as a spirit or body part. That was number eighty-three, I think. Though Josca wrote a footnote that you could score it a little higher if nobody else believed the dark lord had come back, and everybody teased you about your so-called obsession.”
“Body part? Like a disembodied nose?” Jig cringed, trying not to think about a flock of glowing pixie noses chasing him through the tunnels.
“There was something about the black foot of Septor,” Veka said. “Legend has it the foot appeared in the boot of the weather mage Desiron, and when he tried to pull on his boot, the black foot grew teeth and—”
“Veka, stop.” It was too late. As if he needed more fodder for his nightmares. “If you want to go on adventures, go.”
“But I’m not—”
“Not what? Not a Hero? Just because you didn’t find ‘Destroy a pixie portal in an abandoned dragon’s lair’ on Josca’s list?” Jig couldn’t believe he was saying this. “Would a real Hero let some dusty old book tell her what she could and couldn’t do?”
“I guess not.”
“And that giant snake you fought. Slash told me a bit about it. Flames and scales and wings and teeth . . . That sounds pretty dragonish to me.”
Her face brightened. “That’s true.”
“Veka, we need goblins like you. Goblins who will delve into the abandoned tunnels and caverns of the mountain, or go out to explore the rest of the world.”
“But you closed the entrance to the mountain,” she said. Her eyes widened. “You’re going to reopen the way?”
Jig gritted his teeth. Shadowstar hadn’t spoken in some time, but he knew the god was listening. “I was wrong. We can’t cut ourselves off from the rest of the world, Veka.”
Veka stared at him for a long time, until Jig began to wonder if all this arguing had somehow broken her mind. When she finally spoke, her voice was quiet and tentative. “But what about you? Shouldn’t you be the one to explore? To continue your adventures and add new verses to your song?”
Jig stepped back. “Nothing you, Grell, or even Tymalous Shadowstar say could make me set off on another adventure.”
Ah, whispered Shadowstar. That sounds like a challenge.
No!
Veka had begun to smile. She looked like a nervous child, ready to bolt at the first sign of danger. “You really think I should be the one to go out there?”
“Better you than me.” Jig pointed toward the goblin lair. “You’ll want to gather some supplies. Clothes, food, weapons, that sort of thing.”
“Thank you!” Veka grabbed his arms and squeezed. Then she was racing down the tunnel.
Jig watched the blue light of her lantern disappear into darkness. He was about to follow when he heard footsteps coming up behind him. Whoever it was, they were running. Only one person, from the sound of it. Jig backed against the wall, hiding in the darkness. Smudge remained cool, but Jig wasn’t taking any chances.
His pursuer stopped almost within arm’s reach and shouted, “Jig!”
Jig grabbed his ears and winced. “I’m right here, Braf!” He heard Braf jump away.
Hey, Jig said. Couldn’t you have warned him I was here before he deafened me?
I could have, sure.
“What is it?” Jig asked. He sounded more brusque than he intended, but he didn’t have time for another long conversation. Hobgoblins used big cups, and those two beers had gone straight to his bladder.
“It’s about him,” Braf whispered. “Tymalous Shadowstar. He never really told me what I was supposed to do. Except to heal you when you were dying, I mean.”
Jig groaned. He wasn’t even chief anymore. Why did everyone still expect him to tell them what to do? “Heal the other goblins. Hobgoblins too, if they need it. And he’s not too keen on stabbing people in the back or killing them in their sleep.”
“Weird,” said Braf. “What else?”
Jig started walking. “Well, he might make you do stupid things like helping ogres or challenging the chief or battling pixies who can kill you with a wave of their hand.” He glared skyward. “Not that he’d ever tell you what he’s doing at the time.”
“He’s a god,” said Braf. “They’re supposed to be manipulative and incomprehensible to mere mortals, right?”
Jig scowled. “I guess.”
“So that’s it? Heal a few goblins, wake people up before you kill them, and fight a few creatures we would have had to fight anyway? That doesn’t sound too bad.”
“Wait until tomorrow, when you’ve got a mob of cranky goblins threatening to rip you apart unless you cure their hangovers.”
Braf had stopped walking. “So what does he get out of it?”
“He gets to laugh at us as we’re running around, trying to save our hides,” Jig muttered. He waited for Shadowstar to chastise him, but his head remained mercifully silent.
“He did save your life,” Braf pointed out.
Much as he hated to admit it, Braf was right. For all Shadowstar’s meddling, he had saved Jig on several occasions.
“Um . . . Jig?”
“What?”
“You said Shadowstar’s magic could cure hangovers?”
“I guess so,” said Jig. “Why not?”
“Thanks!” Braf’s footsteps retreated swiftly toward the hobgoblin lair.
There was a time when any priest of mine who drank himself into a stupor would have been stripped of his robes and driven out of town.
You want Braf to strip for you? Jig asked.
Gods forbid. No, these days one makes do with what one can. Goblins are a grubby, selfish, violent race, but they have their moments.
We’re not children, Jig said.
What’s that?
You’re like Grell in the nursery, tricking and kicking the children to get them to do what she wants. Don’t do it again.
Shadowstar’s voice grew louder, and Jig imagined he heard thunder in the distance. Are you trying to command a god, goblin?
Jig didn’t answer. He knew how far he could push Tymalous Shadowstar, and he had done nothing to truly enrage the god yet. He didn’t think so, at least. There was one other thing he had learned about Shadowstar, something he hadn’t shared with Braf: Tymalous Shadowstar was lonely. He had been one of the forgotten gods, alone for centuries until chance brought him and Jig together.
You’re right, said Shadowstar. I’m sorry.
Jig was so surprised he nearly fell. He wondered how many people could claim to have gotten an apology from a god.
You know, back in the old days, worshipers wouldn’t dare set terms to their gods.
Back in the old days, gods would rather disappear forever than take goblins as worshipers, Jig countered.
True enough.
Jig perked his ears. He could hear singing from the tunnels ahead, and faint green light flickered at the edge of goblin territory. He was almost home.
Go on. Eat, rest, and enjoy the peace while you can. You deserve it.
Jig stopped. While I can? What do you know that I don’t?
Do you really want to spend the rest of your short life listening to that list?
The pixie queen is gone. The portal is closed. Veka and Grell and Braf can worry about helping the goblins to grow and explore. What’s left?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Jig grunted. “Good.”
It’s just that . . .
Jig closed his eyes. He hated gods. Almost as much as he hated himself for asking what he was about to ask. He knew he should let it go. Let Shadowstar taunt Braf with his foreboding hints and dire warnings.
What?
Nothing really. You’re right, you know. You beat the pixies, and you survived your little adventure, just as you survived that messiness with Straum.
So what aren’t you telling me?
A faint tingling of bells filled the air: the sound of Tymalous Shadowstar’s laughter. Haven’t you ever noticed? In all the songs and all the stories, adventures so often come in threes?
Jig gritted his teeth. I hate you.
More bells, then silence. Shadowstar was gone.
Jig reached up to pet Smudge. He had no doubt Shadowstar was right. Shadowstar was always right about things like that.
With a shrug, Jig continued toward the goblin lair. Golaka should have plenty of leftovers, and with most of the other goblins still celebrating, Jig might actually be able to relax and rest for a little while.
Really, what more could any goblin ask for?
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