The snow started
at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Standard Time just outside of Branford,
Connecticut. Noah and Terry Blake, on their way home from a party at
the Whittiers’ at which Miranda Whittier had said, "I guess you
could call this our Christmas Eve Eve party!" at least fifty
times, noticed a few stray flakes as they turned onto Canoe Brook
Road, and by the time they reached home, the snow was coming down
hard.
"Oh, good," Tess said, leaning forward
to peer through the windshield, "I’ve been hoping we’d have a white
Christmas this year."
At 1:37 a.m. Central Standard Time,
Billy Grogan, filling in for KYZT’s late-night radio request show
out of Duluth, said, "This just in from the National Weather
Service. Snow advisory for the Great Lakes region tonight and
tomorrow morning. Two to four inches expected," and then went back
to discussing the callers’ least favorite Christmas songs.
"I’ll tell you the one I hate," a
caller from Wauwatosa said. " ‘White Christmas.’ I musta heard that
thing five hundred times this month."
"Actually," Billy said, "according to
the St. Cloud Evening News, Bing Crosby’s version of ‘White
Christmas’ will be played 2150 times during the month of December,
and other artists’ renditions of it will be played an additional
1890 times."
The caller snorted. "One time’s too
many for me. Who the heck wants a white Christmas anyway? I sure
don’t."
"Well, unfortunately, it looks like
you’re going to get one," Billy said. "And, in that spirit, here’s
Destiny’s Child, singing ‘White Christmas.’ "
At 1:45 a.m., a number of geese in the
city park in Bowling Green, Kentucky, woke up to a dark, low,
overcast sky and flew, flapping and honking loudly, over the city
center, as if they had suddenly decided to fly farther south for the
winter. The noise woke Maureen Reynolds, who couldn’t get back to
sleep. She turned on KYOU, which was playing "Holly Jolly Oldies,"
including "Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree" and Brenda Lee’s
rendition of "White Christmas."
At 2:15 a.m. Mountain Standard Time,
Paula Devereaux arrived at DIA for the red-eye flight to
Springfield, Illinois. It was beginning to snow, and as she waited
in line at the express check-in (she was carrying on her bridesmaid
dress and the bag with her shoes and slip and makeup–the last time
she’d been in a wedding, her luggage had gotten lost and caused a
major crisis) and in line at security and in line at the gate and in
line to be de-iced, she began to hope they might not be able to take
off, but no such luck.
Of course not, Paula thought, looking
out the window at the snow swirling around the wing, because Stacey
wants me at her wedding.
"I want a Christmas Eve wedding,"
Stacey’d told Paula after she’d informed her she was going to be her
maid of honor, "all candlelight and evergreens. And I want snow
falling outside the windows."
"What if the weather doesn’t
cooperate?" Paula’d asked.
"It will," Stacey’d said. And here it
was, snowing. She wondered if it was snowing in Springfield, too. Of
course it is, she thought. Whatever Stacey wants, Stacey gets, Paula
thought. Even Jim.
Don’t think about that, she told
herself. Don’t think about anything. Just concentrate on getting
through the wedding. With luck, Jim won’t even be there except for
the ceremony, and you won’t have to spend any time with him at all.
She picked up the in-flight magazine
and tried to read and then plugged in her headphones and listened to
Channel 4, "Seasonal Favorites." The first song was "White
Christmas" by the Statler Brothers.
At 3:38 a.m., it began to snow in
Bowling Green, Kentucky. The geese circling the city flew back to
the park, landed, and hunkered down to sit it out on their island in
the lake. Snow began to collect on their backs, but they didn’t
care, protected as they were by down and a thick layer of
subcutaneous fat designed to keep them warm even in sub-zero
temperatures.
At 3:39 a.m., Luke Lafferty woke up,
convinced he’d forgotten to set the goose his mother had talked him
into having for Christmas Eve dinner out to thaw. He went and
checked. He had set it out. On his way back to bed, he looked
out the window and saw it was snowing, which didn’t worry him. The
news had said isolated snow showers for Wichita, ending by
mid-morning, and none of his relatives lived more than an hour and a
half away, except Aunt Lulla, and if she couldn’t make it, it
wouldn’t exactly put a crimp in the conversation. His mom and Aunt
Madge talked so much it was hard for anybody else to get a word in
edgewise, especially Aunt Lulla. "She was always the shy one,"
Luke’s mother said, and it was true, Luke couldn’t remember her
saying anything other than "Please pass the potatoes," at their
family get-togethers.
What did worry him was the goose. He
should never have let his mother talk him into having one. It was
bad enough her having talked him into having the family dinner at
his place. He had no idea how to cook a goose.
"What if something goes wrong?" he’d
protested. "Butterball doesn’t have a goose hotline."
"You won’t need a hotline," his mother
had said. "It’s just like cooking a turkey, and it’s not as if you
had to cook it. I’ll be there in time to put it in the oven and
everything. All you have to do is set it out to thaw. Do you have a
roasting pan?"
"Yes," Luke had said, but lying there,
he couldn’t remember if he did. When he got up at 4:14 a.m. to
check–he did–it was still snowing.
At 4:16 a.m. Mountain Standard Time,
Slade Henry, filling in on WRYT’s late-late-night talk show out of
Boise, said, "For all you folks who wanted a white Christmas, it
looks like you’re going to get your wish. Three to six inches
forecast for western Idaho." He played several bars of Johnny Cash’s
"White Christmas," and then went back to discussing JFK’s
assassination with a caller who was convinced Clinton was somehow
involved.
"Little Rock isn’t all that far from
Dallas, you know," the caller said. "You could drive it in four and
a half hours."
Actually, you couldn’t, because I-30
was icing up badly, due to freezing rain that had started just after
midnight and then turned to snow. The treacherous driving conditions
did not slow Monty Luffer down, as he had a Ford Explorer. Shortly
after five, he reached to change stations on the radio so he didn’t
have to listen to "those damn Backstreet Boys" singing "White
Christmas," and slid out of control just west of Texarkana. He
crossed the median, causing the semi in the left-hand eastbound lane
to jam on his brakes and jackknife, and resulting in a
thirty-seven-car pileup that closed the road for the rest of the
night and all the next day.
At 5:21 a.m. Pacific Standard Time,
four-year-old Miguel Gutierrez jumped on his mother, shouting, "Is
it Christmas yet?"
"Not on Mommy’s stomach, honey," Pilar
murmured and rolled over.
Miguel crawled over her and repeated
his question directly into her ear. "Is it
Christmas yet?"
"No," she said groggily. "Tomorrow’s
Christmas. Go watch cartoons for a few minutes, okay? and then
Mommy’ll get up," and pulled the pillow over her head.
Miguel was back again immediately. He
can’t find the remote, she thought wearily, but that couldn’t be it,
because he jabbed her in the ribs with it. "What’s the matter,
honey?" she said.
"Santa isn’t gonna come," he said
tearfully, which brought her fully awake.
He thinks Santa won’t be able to find
him, she thought. This is all Joe’s fault. According to the original
custody agreement, she had Miguel for Christmas and Joe had him for
New Year’s, but he’d gotten the judge to change it so they split
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and then, after she’d told Miguel,
Joe had announced he needed to switch.
When Pilar had said no, he’d
threatened to take her back to court, so she’d agreed, after which
he’d informed her that "Christmas Day" meant her delivering Miguel
on Christmas Eve so he could wake up and open his presents at Joe’s.
"He can open your presents to him
before you come," he’d said, knowing full well Miguel still believed
in Santa Claus. So after supper she was delivering both Miguel
and his presents to Joe’s in Escondido, where she would not
get to see Miguel open them.
"I can’t go to Daddy’s," Miguel had
said when she’d explained the arrangements, "Santa’s gonna bring my
presents here."
"No, he won’t," she’d said. "I sent
Santa a letter and told him you’d be at your daddy’s on Christmas
Eve, and he’s going to take your presents there."
"You sent it to the North Pole?" he’d
demanded.
"To the North Pole. I took it to the
post office this morning," and he’d seemed contented with that
answer. Till now.
"Santa’s going to come," she said,
cuddling him to her. "He’s coming to Daddy’s, remember?"
"No, he’s not," Miguel
sniffled.
Damn Joe. I shouldn’t have given in,
she thought, but every time they went back to court, Joe and his
snake of a lawyer managed to wangle new concessions out of the
judge, even though until the divorce was final, Joe had never paid
any attention to Miguel at all. And she just couldn’t afford any
more court costs right now.
"Are you worried about Daddy living in
Escondido?" she asked Miguel. "Because Santa’s magic. He can travel
all over California in one night. He can travel all over the
world in one night."
Miguel, snuggled against her, shook
his head violently. "No, he can’t!"
"Why not?"
"Because it isn’t snowing! I
want it to snow. Santa can’t come in his sleigh if it
doesn’t."
Paula’s flight landed in Springfield
at 7:48 a.m. Central Standard Time, twenty minutes late. Jim met her
at the airport. "Stacey’s having her hair done," he said. "I was
afraid I wouldn’t get here in time. It was a good thing your flight
was a few minutes late."
"There was snow in Denver," Paula
said, trying not to look at him. He was as cute as ever, with the
same knee-weakening smile.
"It just started to snow here," he
said.
How does she do it? Paula thought. You
had to admire Stacey. Whatever she wanted, she got. I wouldn’t have
had to mess with carrying this stuff on, Paula thought, handing Jim
the hanging bag with her dress in it. There’s no way my luggage
would have gotten lost. Stacey wanted it here.
"The roads are already starting to get
slick," Jim was saying. "I hope my parents get here okay. They’re
driving down from Chicago."
They will, Paula thought. Stacey wants
them to.
Jim got Paula’s bags off the carousel
and then said, "Hang on, I promised Stacey I’d tell her as soon as
you got here." He flipped open his cell phone and put it to his ear.
"Stacey? She’s here. Yeah, I will. Okay, I’ll pick them up on our
way. Yeah. Okay."
He flipped the phone shut. "She wants
us to pick up the evergreen garlands on our way," he said, "and then
I have to come back and get Kindra and David. We need to check on
their flights before we leave."
He led the way upstairs to ticketing
so they could look at the arrival board. Outside the terminal
windows snow was falling–large, perfect, lacy flakes.
"Kindra’s on the two-nineteen from
Houston," Jim said, scanning the board, "and David’s on the
eleven-forty from Newark. Oh, good, they’re both on
time."
Of course they are, Paula thought,
looking at the board. The snow in Denver must be getting worse. All
the Denver flights had "delayed" next to them, and so did a bunch of
others: Cheyenne and Portland and Richmond. As she watched, Boston
and then Chicago changed from "on time" to "delayed" and Rapid City
went from "delayed" to "cancelled." She looked at Kindra’s and
David’s flights again. They were still on time.
Ski areas in Aspen, Lake Placid, Squaw
Valley, Stowe, Lake Tahoe, and Jackson Hole woke to several inches
of fresh powder. The snow was greeted with relief by the people who
had paid ninety dollars for their lift tickets, with irritation by
the ski resort owners, who didn’t see why it couldn’t have come two
weeks earlier when people were making their Christmas reservations,
and with whoops of delight by snowboarders Kent Slakken and Bodine
Cromps. They promptly set out from Breckenridge without maps,
matches, helmets, avalanche beacons, avalanche probes, or telling
anyone where they were going, for an off-limits backcountry area
with "totally extreme slopes."
At 7:05, Miguel came in and jumped on
Pilar again, this time on her bladder, shouting, "It’s snowing! Now
Santa can come! Now Santa can come!"
"Snowing?" she said blearily. In L.A.?
"Snowing? Where?"
"On TV. Can I make myself some
cereal?"
"No," she said, remembering the last
time. She reached for her robe. "You go watch TV some more and
Mommy’ll make pancakes."
When she brought the pancakes and
syrup in, Miguel was sitting, absorbed, in front of the TV, watching
a man in a green parka standing in the snow in front of an ambulance
with flashing lights, saying, "–third weather-related fatality in
Dodge City so far this morning–"
"Let’s find some cartoons to watch,"
Pilar said, clicking the remote.
"–outside Knoxville, Tennessee, where
snow and icy conditions have caused a multi-car
accident–"
She clicked the remote
again.
"–to Columbia, South Carolina, where a
surprise snowstorm has shut off power to–"
Click.
"–problem seems to be a low-pressure
area covering Canada and the northern two-thirds of the United
States, bringing snow to the entire Midwest and Mid-Atlantic States
and–"
Click.
"–snowing here in Bozeman–"
"I told you it was snowing," Miguel
said happily, eating his pancakes, "just like I wanted it to. After
breakfast can we make a snowman?"
"Honey, it isn’t snowing here in
California," Pilar said. "That’s the national weather, it’s not
here. That reporter’s in Montana, not California."
Miguel grabbed the remote and clicked
to a reporter standing in the snow in front of a giant redwood tree.
"The snow started about four this morning here in Monterey,
California. As you can see," she said, indicating her raincoat and
umbrella, "it caught everybody by surprise."
"She’s in California," Miguel
said.
"She’s in northern California," Pilar
said, "which gets a lot colder than it does here in L.A. L.A.’s too
warm for it to snow."
"No, it’s not," Miguel said and
pointed out the window, where big white flakes were drifting down
onto the palm trees across the street.
At 9:40 Central Standard Time the cell
phone Nathan Andrews thought he’d turned off rang in the middle of a
grant money meeting that was already going badly. Scheduling the
meeting in Omaha on the day before Christmas had seemed like a good
idea at the time–businessmen had hardly any appointments that day
and the spirit of the season was supposed to make them more willing
to open their pocketbooks–but instead they were merely distracted,
anxious to do their last-minute Lexus shopping or get the Christmas
office party started or whatever it was businessmen did, and worried
about the snow that had started during rush hour this
morning.
Plus, they were morons. "So you’re
saying you want a grant to study global warming, but then you talk
about wanting to measure snow levels," one of them had said. "What
does snow have to do with global warming?"
Nathan had tried to explain
again how warming could lead to increased amounts of moisture
in the atmosphere and thus increased precipitation in the form of
rain and snow, and how that increased snowfall could lead to
increased albedo and surface cooling.
"If it’s getting cooler, it’s not
getting warmer," another one of the businessmen had said. "It can’t
be both."
"As a matter of fact, it can," he’d
said and launched into his explanation of how polar melting could
lead to an increase in freshwater in the North Atlantic, which would
float on top of the Gulf Stream, preventing its warm water from
sinking and cooling, and effectively shutting the current down.
"Europe would freeze," he’d said.
"Well, then, global warming would be a
good thing, wouldn’t it?" yet another one had said. "Heat the place
up."
He had patiently tried to explain how
the world would grow both hotter and colder, with widespread
droughts, flooding, and a sharp increase in severe weather. "And
these changes may happen extremely quickly," he’d said. "Rather than
temperatures gradually increasing and sea levels rising, there may
be a sudden, unexpected event–a discontinuity. It may take the form
of an abrupt, catastrophic temperature increase or a superhurricane
or other form of megastorm, occurring without any warning. That’s
why this project is so critical. By setting up a comprehensive
climate data base, we’ll be able to create more accurate computer
models, from which we’ll be able to–"
"Computer models!" one of them had
snorted. "They’re wrong more often than they’re right!"
"Because they don’t include enough
factors," Nathan said. "Climate is an incredibly complicated system,
with literally thousands of factors interacting in intricate
ways–weather patterns, clouds, precipitation, ocean currents,
manmade activities, crops. Thus far computer models have only been
able to chart a handful of factors. This project will chart over two
hundred of them and will enable the models to be exponentially more
accurate. We’ll be able to predict a discontinuity before it
happens–"
It was at that point that his cell
phone rang. It was his graduate assistant Chin Sung, from the lab.
"Where are you?" Chin demanded.
"In a grant meeting," Nathan
whispered. "Can I call you back in a few minutes?"
"Not if you still want the Nobel
Prize," Chin said. "You know that hare-brained theory of yours about
global warming producing a sudden discontinuity? Well, I think you’d
better get over here. Today may be the day you turn out to be
right."
"Why?" Nathan asked, gripping the
phone excitedly. "What’s happened? Have the Gulf Stream temp
readings dropped?"
"No, it’s not the currents. It’s
what’s happening here."
"Which is what?"
Instead of answering, Chin asked, "Is
it snowing where you are?"
Nathan looked out the conference room
window. "Yes."
"I thought so. It’s snowing here,
too."
"And that’s what you called me about?"
Nathan whispered. "Because it’s snowing in Nebraska in December? In
case you haven’t looked at a calendar lately, winter started three
days ago. It’s supposed to be snowing."
"You don’t understand," Chin said. "It
isn’t just snowing in Nebraska. It’s snowing everywhere."
"What do you mean,
everywhere?"
"I mean everywhere. Seattle, Salt Lake
City, Minneapolis, Providence, Chattanooga. All over Canada and the
U.S. as far south as–" there was a pause and the sound of computer
keys clicking, "Abilene and Shreveport and Savannah. No, wait,
Tallahassee’s reporting light snow. As far south as
Tallahassee."
The jet stream must have dipped
radically south. "Where’s the center of the low pressure
system?"
"That’s just it," Chin said. "There
doesn’t seem to be one."
"I’ll be right there," Nathan said.
A mile from the highway snowboarders
Kent Slakken and Bodine Cromps, unable to see the road in heavily
falling snow, drove their car into a ditch. "Shit," Bodine said, and
attempted to get out of it by revving the engine and then flooring
it, a technique that only succeeded in digging them in to the point
where they couldn’t open either car door.
It took Jim and Paula nearly two hours
to pick up the evergreen garlands and get out to the church. The
lacy flakes fell steadily faster and thicker, and it was so slick
Jim had to crawl the last few miles. "I hope this doesn’t get any
worse," he said worriedly, "or people are going to have a hard time
getting out here."
But Stacey wasn’t worried at all.
"Isn’t it beautiful? I wanted it to snow for my wedding more than
anything," she said, meeting them at the door of the church. "Come
here, Paula, you’ve got to see how the snow looks through the
sanctuary windows. It’s going to be perfect."
Jim left immediately to go pick up
Kindra and David, which Paula was grateful for. Being that close to
him in the car had made her start entertaining the ridiculous hopes
about him she’d had when they first met. And they were ridiculous.
One look at Stacey had shown her that.
The bride-to-be looked beautiful even
in a sweater and jeans, her makeup exquisite, her blonde hair
upswept into glittery snowflake-sprinkled curls. Every time Paula
had had her hair done to be in a wedding, she had come out looking
like someone in a bad 1950’s movie. How does she do it? Paula
wondered. You watch, the snow will stop and start up again just in
time for the ceremony.
But it didn’t. It continued to come
down steadily, and when the minister arrived for the rehearsal, she
said, "I don’t know. It took me half an hour to get out of my
driveway. You may want to think about canceling."
"Don’t be silly. We can’t cancel. It’s
a Christmas Eve wedding," Stacey said, and made Paula start tying
the evergreen garlands to the pews with white satin
ribbon.
It was sprinkling in Santa Fe when Bev
Carey arrived at her hotel, and by the time she’d checked in and
ventured out into the plaza, it had turned into an icy, driving rain
that went right through the light coat and thin gloves she’d brought
with her. She had planned to spend the morning shopping, but the
shops had signs on them saying "Closed Christmas Eve and Christmas
Day," and the sidewalk in front of the Governor’s Palace, where,
according to her guidebook, Zunis and Navajos sat to sell authentic
silver-and-turquoise jewelry, was deserted.
But at least it’s not snowing, she
told herself, trudging, shivering, back to the hotel. And the shop
windows were decorated with ristras and lights in the shape
of chili peppers, and the Christmas tree in the hotel lobby was
decorated with kachina dolls.
Her friend Janice had already called
and left a message with the hotel clerk. And if I don’t call her
back, she’ll be convinced I’ve taken a bottle of sleeping pills, Bev
thought, going up to her room. On the way to the airport, Janice had
asked anxiously, "You haven’t been having suicidal thoughts, have
you?" and when her friend Louise had found out what Bev was
planning, she’d said, "I saw this piece on Dateline the other
night about suicides at Christmas, and how people who’ve lost a
spouse are especially vulnerable. You wouldn’t do anything like
that, would you?"
They none of them understood that she
was doing this to save her life, not end it, that it was Christmas
at home, with its lighted trees and evergreen wreaths and candles,
that would kill her. And its snow.
"I know you miss Howard," Janice had
said, "and that with Christmas coming, you’re feeling
sad."
Sad? She felt flayed, battered,
beaten. Every memory, every thought of her husband, every use of the
past tense even– "Howard liked . . ." "Howard knew . . ." "Howard
was . . ."–was like a deadly blow. The grief-counseling books all
talked about "the pain of losing a loved one," but she had had no
idea the pain could be this bad. It was like being stabbed over and
over, and her only hope had been to get away. She hadn’t "decided to
go to Santa Fe for Christmas." She had run there like a victim
fleeing a murderer.
She took off her drenched coat and
gloves and called Janice. "You promised you’d call as soon as you
got there," Janice said reproachfully. "Are you all
right?"
"I’m fine," Bev said. "I was out
walking around the Plaza." She didn’t say anything about its
raining. She didn’t want Janice saying, I told you so. "It’s
beautiful here."
"I should have come with you," Janice
said. "It’s snowing like crazy here. Ten inches so far. I suppose
you’re sitting on a patio drinking a margarita right
now."
"Sangria," Bev lied. "I’m going
sightseeing this afternoon. The houses here are all pink and tan
adobe with bright blue and red and yellow doors. And right now the
whole town’s decorated with luminarias. You should see
them."
"I wish I could," Janice sighed. "All
I can see is snow. I have no idea how I’m going to get to the store.
Oh, well, at least we’ll have a white Christmas. It’s so sad Howard
can’t be here to see this. He always loved white Christmases, didn’t
he?"
Howard, consulting the Farmer’s
Almanac, reading the weather forecast out loud to her, calling
her over to the picture window to watch the snow beginning to fall,
saying, "Looks like we’re going to get a white Christmas this year,"
as if it were a present under the tree, putting his arm around
her–
"Yes," Bev managed to say through the
sudden, searing stab of pain. "He did."
It was spitting snow when Warren
Nesvick checked into the Marriott in Baltimore. As soon as he got
Shara up to the suite, he told her he had to make a business call,
"and then I’ll be all yours, honey." He went down to the lobby. The
TV in the corner was showing a weather map. He looked at it for a
minute and then got out his cell phone.
"Where are you?" his wife
Marjean said when she answered.
"In St. Louis," he said. "Our flight
got rerouted here because of snow at O’Hare. What’s the weather like
there?"
"It’s snowing," she said. "When do you
think you’ll be able to get a flight out?"
"I don’t know. Everything’s booked
because of it being Christmas Eve. I’m waiting to see if I can get
on standby. I’ll call you as soon as I know something," and hung up
before she could ask him which flight.
It took Nathan an hour and a half to
drive the fifteen miles to the lab. During the ride he considered
the likelihood that this was really a discontinuity and not just a
major snowstorm. Global warming proponents (and opponents) confused
the two all the time. Every hurricane, tornado, heat wave, or dry
spell was attributed to global warming, even though nearly all of
them fell well within the range of normal weather
patterns.
And there had been big December
snowstorms before. The blizzard of 1888, for instance, and the
Christmas Eve storm of 2002. And Chin was probably wrong about there
being no center to the low pressure system. The likely explanation
was that there was more than one system involved–one centered in the
Great Lakes and another just east of the Rockies, colliding with
warm, moist air from the Gulf Coast to create unusually widespread
snow.
And it was widespread. The car
radio was reporting snow all across the Midwest and the entire East
Coast–Topeka, Tulsa, Peoria, northern Virginia, Hartford,
Montpelier, Reno, Spokane. No, Reno and Spokane were west of the
Rockies. There must be a third system, coming down from the
Northwest. But it was still hardly a discontinuity.
The lab parking lot hadn’t been
plowed. He left the car on the street and struggled through the
already knee-deep snow to the door, remembering when he was halfway
across the expanse that Nebraska was famous for pioneers who got
lost going out to the barn in a blizzard and whose frozen bodies
weren’t found till the following spring.
He reached the door, opened it, and
stood there a moment blowing on his frozen hands and looking at the
TV Chin had stuck on a cart in the corner of the lab. On it, a
pretty reporter in a parka and a Mickey Mouse hat was standing in
heavy snow in front of what seemed to be a giant snowman. "The snow
has really caused problems here at Disney World," she said over the
sound of a marching band playing "White Christmas." "Their annual
Christmas Eve Parade has–"
"Well, it’s about time," Chin said,
coming in from the fax room with a handful of printouts. "What took
you so long?"
Nathan ignored that. "Have you got the
IPOC data?" he asked.
Chin nodded. He sat down at his
terminal and started typing. The upper left-hand screen lit up with
columns of numbers.
"Let me see the National Weather
Service map," Nathan said, unzipping his coat and sitting down at
the main console.
Chin called up a U.S. map nearly
half-covered with blue, from western Oregon and Nevada east all the
way to the Atlantic and up through New England and south to the
Oklahoma panhandle, northern Mississippi, Alabama, and most of
Georgia.
"Good Lord, that’s even bigger than
Marina in ’92," Nathan said. "Have you got a satellite
photo?"
Chin nodded and called it up. "And
this is a real-time composite of all the data coming in, including
weather stations, towns, and spotters reporting in. The white’s
snow," he added unnecessarily.
The white covered even more territory
than the blue on the NWS map, with jagged fingers stretching down
into Arizona and Louisiana and west into Oregon and California.
Surrounding them were wide uneven pink bands. "Is the pink rain?"
Nathan asked.
"Sleet," Chin said. "So what do you
think? It’s a discontinuity, isn’t it?"
"I don’t know," Nathan said, calling
up the barometric readings and starting through them.
"What else could it be? It’s snowing
in Orlando. And San Diego."
"It’s snowed both of those places
before," Nathan said. "It’s even snowed in Death Valley. The only
place in the U.S. where it’s never snowed is the Florida Keys. And
Hawaii, of course. Everything on this map right now is within the
range of normal weather events. You don’t have to start worrying
till it starts snowing in the Florida Keys."
"What about other places?" Chin asked,
looking at the center right-hand screen.
"What do you mean, other
places?"
"I mean, it isn’t just snowing in the
U.S. I’m getting reports from Cancun. And
Jerusalem."
At eleven-thirty Pilar gave up trying
to explain that there wasn’t enough snow to make a snowman and took
Miguel outside, bundled up in a sweatshirt, a sweater, and his warm
jacket, with a pair of Pilar’s tube socks for mittens. He lasted
about five minutes.
When they came back in, Pilar settled
him at the kitchen table with crayons and paper so he could draw a
picture of a snowman and went into the living room to check the
weather forecast. It was really snowing hard out there, and she was
getting a little worried about taking Miguel down to Escondido. Los
Angelenos didn’t know how to drive in snow, and Pilar’s tires
weren’t that good.
"–snowing here in Hollywood," said a
reporter standing in front of the nearly invisible Hollywood sign,
"and this isn’t special effects, folks, it’s the real
thing."
She switched channels. "–snowing in
Santa Monica," a reporter standing on the beach was saying, "but
that isn’t stopping the surfers. . . ."
Click. "–para la primera vez en
cincuenta anos en Marina del Rey–"
Click. "–snowing here in LA for the
first time in nearly fifty years. We’re here on the set of XXX
II with Vin Diesel. What do you think of the snow,
Vin?"
She gave up and went back in the
kitchen where Miguel announced he was ready to go outside again. She
talked him into listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks instead.
"Okay," he said, and she left him warbling "White Christmas" along
with Alvin and went in to check the weather again. The Santa Monica
reporter briefly mentioned the roads were wet before moving on to
interview a psychic who claimed to have predicted the snowstorm, and
on a Spanish-language channel she caught a glimpse of the 405 moving
along at its usual congested pace.
The roads must not be too bad, she
thought, or they’d all be talking about it, but she still wondered
if she hadn’t better take Miguel down to Escondido early. She hated
to give up her day with him, but his safety was the important thing,
and the snow wasn’t letting up at all.
When Miguel came into the living room
and asked when they could go outside, she said, "After we pack your
suitcase, okay? Do you want to take your Pokémon jammies or your
Spider-Mans?" and began gathering up his things.
By noon Eastern Standard Time, it was
snowing in every state in the lower forty-eight. Elko, Nevada, had
over two feet of snow, Cincinnati was reporting thirty-eight inches
at the airport, and it was spitting snow in Miami.
On talk radio, JFK’s assassination had
given way to the topic of the snow. "You mark my words, the
terrorists are behind this," a caller from Terre Haute said. "They
want to destroy our economy, and what better way to do it than by
keeping us from doing our last-minute Christmas shopping? To say
nothing of what this snow’s going to do to my relationship with my
wife. How am I supposed to go buy her something in this weather? I
tell you, this has got Al Qaeda’s name written all over
it."
During lunch, Warren Nesvick told
Shara he needed to go try his business call again. "The guy I was
trying to get in touch with wasn’t in the office before. Because of
the snow," he said and went out to the lobby to call Marjean again.
On the TV in the corner, there were shots of snow-covered runways
and jammed ticket counters. A blonde reporter in a tight red sweater
was saying, "Here in Cincinnati, the snow just keeps on falling. The
airport’s still open, but officials indicate it may have to close.
Snow is building up on the runways–"
He called Marjean. "I’m in
Cincinnati," he told her. "I managed to get a flight at the last
minute. There’s a three-hour layover till my connecting flight, but
at least I’ve got a seat."
"But isn’t it snowing in Cincinnati?"
she asked. "I was just watching the TV and . . ."
"It’s supposed to let up here in an
hour or so. I’m really sorry about this, honey. You know I’d be
there for Christmas Eve if I could."
"I know," she said, sounding
disappointed. "It’s okay, Warren. You can’t control the weather."
The television was on in the hotel
lobby when Bev came down to lunch. ". . . snowing in Albuquerque,"
she heard the announcer say, "Raton, Santa Rosa, and Wagon
Mound."
But not in Santa Fe, she told herself
firmly, going into the dining room. "It hardly ever snows there,"
the travel agent had said, "New Mexico’s a desert. And when it does
snow, it never sticks."
"There’s already four inches in
Espanola," a plump waitress in a ruffled blouse and full red skirt
was saying to the busboy. "I’m worried about getting
home."
"I’d rather it didn’t snow for
Christmas," Bev had teased Howard last year, "all those people
trying to get home."
"Heresy, woman, heresy! What would
Currier and Ives think to hear you talk that way?" he’d said,
clutching his chest.
Like she was clutching hers now. The
plump waitress was looking at her worriedly. "Are you all right,
señora?"
"Yes," Bev said. "One for lunch,
please."
The waitress led her to a table, still
looking concerned, and handed her a menu, and she clung to it like a
life raft, concentrating fiercely on the unfamiliar terms, the
exotic ingredients: blue corn tortillas, quesadillas,
chipotle–
"Can I get you something to drink?"
the waitress asked.
"Yes," Bev said brightly, looking at
the waitress’s name tag. "I’d like some sangria,
Carmelita."
Carmelita nodded and left, and Bev
looked around the room, thinking, I’ll drink my sangria and watch
the other diners, eavesdrop on their conversations, but she was the
only person in the broad tiled room. It faced the patio, and through
the glass doors the rain, sleet now, drove sharply against the
terracotta pots of cactus outside, the stacked tables and chairs,
the collapsed umbrellas.
She had envisioned herself having
lunch out on the patio, sitting in the sun under one of those
umbrellas, looking out at the desert and listening to a mariachi
band. The music coming over the loudspeakers was Christmas carols.
As she listened, "Let It Snow" came to an end and the Supremes began
to sing "White Christmas."
"What would cloud-seeding be listed
under?" Howard had asked her one year when there was still no snow
by the twenty-second, coming into the dining room, where she was
wrapping presents, with the phone book.
"You are not hiring a cloud
seeder," she had laughed.
"Would it be under ‘clouds’ or
‘rainmaker’?" he’d asked mock-seriously. "Or ‘seeds’?" And when it
had finally snowed on the twenty-fourth, he had acted as if he was
personally responsible.
"You did not cause this,
Howard," she had told him.
"How do you know?" he’d laughed,
catching her into his arms.
I can’t stand this, Bev thought,
looking frantically around the dining room for Carmelita and her
sangria. How do other people do it? She knew lots of widows, and
they all seemed fine. When people mentioned their husbands, when
they talked about them in the past tense, they were able to stand
there, to smile back, to talk about them. Doreen Matthews had even
said, "Now that Bill’s gone, I can finally have all pink ornaments
on the Christmas tree. I’ve always wanted to have a pink tree, but
he wouldn’t hear of it."
"Here’s your sangria," Carmelita said,
still looking concerned. "Would you like some tortilla chips and
salsa?"
"Yes, thank you," Bev said brightly.
"And I think I’ll have the chicken enchiladas."
Carmelita nodded and disappeared
again. Bev took a gulp of her sangria and got her guidebook out of
her bag. She would have a nice lunch and then go sightseeing. She
opened the book to Area Attractions. "Pueblo de San Ildefonso." No,
that would involve a lot of walking around outdoors, and it was
still sleeting outside the window.
"Petroglyphs National Monument." No,
that was down near Albuquerque, where it was snowing. "El Santuario
de Chimayo. 28 mi. north of Santa Fe on Hwy. 76. Historic weaving
center, shops, chapel dubbed ‘American Lourdes.’ The dirt in the
anteroom beside the altar is reputed to have healing powers when
rubbed on the afflicted part of the body."
But I hurt all over, she
thought.
"Other attractions include five
nineteenth-century reredos, a carving of Santo Nino de Atocha,
carved wooden altarpiece. (See also Lagrima, p. 98.)"
She turned the page to ninety-eight.
"Chapel of Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow, Lagrima, 28 mi. SE of Santa
Fe on Hwy 41. 16th century
adobe mission church. In 1968 the statue of the Virgin Mary in the
transept was reported to shed healing tears."
Healing tears, holy dirt, and wasn’t
there supposed to be a miraculous staircase right here in town? Yes,
there it was. The Loretto Chapel. "Open 10-5 Apr-Oct, closed
Nov-Mar."
It would have to be Chimayo. She got
out the road map the car rental place had given her, and when
Carmelita came with the chips and salsa, she said, "I’m thinking of
driving up to Chimayo. What’s the best route?"
"Today?" Carmelita said, dismayed.
"That’s not a good idea. The road’s pretty curvy, and we just got a
call from Taos that it’s really snowing hard up there."
"How about one of the pueblos
then?"
She shook her head. "You have to take
dirt roads to get there, and it’s getting very icy. You’re better
off doing something here in town. There’s a Christmas Eve mass at
the cathedral at midnight," she added helpfully.
But I need something to do this
afternoon, Bev thought, bending over the guidebook again. Indian
Research Center–open weekends only. El Rancho de las
Golondrinas–closed Nov-Feb. Santa Fe Historical Museum–closed Dec
24—Jan 1.
The Georgia O’Keeffe Museum–open
daily.
Perfect, Bev thought, reading the
entry: "Houses world’s largest permanent collection of O’Keeffe’s
work. A major American artist, O’Keeffe lived in the Santa Fe area
for many years. When she first arrived in 1929, she was physically
and psychologically ill, but the dry, hot New Mexico climate healed
and inspired her, and she painted much of her finest work
here."
Perfect. Sun-baked paintings of cow
skulls and giant tropical flowers and desert buttes. "Open daily. 10
a.m.—6 p.m. 217 Johnson St."
She looked up the address on her map.
Only three blocks off the Plaza, within easy walking distance even
in this weather. Perfect. When Carmelita brought her enchiladas, she
attacked them eagerly.
"Did you find somewhere to go in
town?" Carmelita asked curiously.
"Yes, the Georgia O’Keeffe
Museum."
"Oh," Carmelita said and vanished
again. She was back almost immediately. "I’m sorry, señora,
but they’re closed."
"Closed? It said in the guidebook the
museum’s open daily."
"It’s because of the snow."
"Snow?" Bev said and looked past her
to the patio where the sleet had turned to a heavy, slashing
white.
At 1:20, Jim called from the airport
to tell them Kindra’s and David’s planes had both been delayed, and
a few minutes later the bakery delivered the wedding cake. "No, no,"
Stacey said, "that’s supposed to go to the country club. That’s
where the reception is."
"We tried," the driver said. "We
couldn’t get through. We can either leave it here or take it back to
the bakery, take your pick. If we can get back to the bakery.
Which I doubt."
"Leave it here," Stacey said. "Jim can
take it over when he gets here."
"But you just heard him," Paula said.
"If the truck can’t get through, Jim won’t be able to–" The phone
rang.
It was the florist, calling to say
they weren’t going to be able to deliver the flowers. "But you have
to," Stacey said. "The wedding’s at five. Tell them they have to,
Paula," and handed the phone to her.
"Isn’t there any way you can get
here?" Paula asked.
"Not unless there’s a miracle," the
florist said. "Our truck’s in a ditch out at Pawnee, and there’s no
telling how long it’ll take a tow truck to get to it. It’s a skating
rink out there."
"Jim will have to go pick up the
flowers when he gets back with Kindra and David," Stacey said
blithely when Paula told her the bad news. "He can do it on his way
to the country club. Is the string quartet here yet?"
"No, and I’m not sure they’ll be able
to get here. The florist said the roads are really icy," Paula said,
and the viola player walked in.
"I told you," Stacey said happily,
"it’ll all work out. Did I tell you, they’re going to play
Boccherini’s ‘Minuet No.8’ for the wedding march?" and went to get
the candles for the altar stands.
Paula went over to the viola player, a
lanky young guy. He was brushing snow off his viola case. "Where’s
the rest of the quartet?"
"They’re not here yet?" he said,
surprised. "I had a lesson to give in town and told ’em I’d catch up
with them." He sat down to take off his snow-crusted boots. "And
then my car ended up in a snowbank, and I had to walk the last mile
and a half." He grinned up at her, panting. "It’s times like these I
wish I played the piccolo. Although," he said, looking her up and
down, "there are compensations. Please tell me you’re not the
bride."
"I’m not the bride," she said. Even
though I wish I was.
"Great!" he said and grinned at her
again. "What are you doing after the wedding?"
"I’m not sure there’s going to be one.
Do you think the other musicians got stuck on the way here,
too?"
He shook his head. "I would have seen
them." He pulled out a cell phone and punched buttons. "Shep? Yeah,
where are you?" There was a pause. "That’s what I was afraid of.
What about Leif ?" Another pause. "Well, if you find him, call me
back." He flipped the phone shut. "Bad news. The violins were in a
fender bender and are waiting for the cops. They don’t know where
the cello is. How do you feel about a viola solo of ‘Minuet
No.8’?"
Paula went to inform Stacey. "The
police can bring them out," Stacey said blithely and handed Paula
the white candles for the altar stands. "The candlelight on the
snow’s going to be just beautiful."
At 1:48 p.m. Eastern Standard Time,
snow flurries were reported at Sunset Point in the Florida
Keys.
"I get to officially freak out now,
right?" Chin asked Nathan. "Jeez, it really is the
discontinuity you said would happen!"
"We don’t know that yet," Nathan said,
looking at the National Weather Service map, which was now entirely
blue, except for a small spot near Fargo and another one in
north-central Texas that Nathan thought was Waco and Chin was
convinced was the president’s ranch in Crawford.
"What do you mean, we don’t know that
yet? It’s snowing in Barcelona. It’s snowing in Moscow."
"It’s supposed to be snowing in
Moscow. Remember Napoleon? It’s not unusual for it to be snowing in
over two-thirds of these places reporting in: Oslo, Katmandu,
Buffalo–"
"Well, it’s sure as hell unusual for
it to be snowing in Beirut," Chin said, pointing to the snow reports
coming in, "and Honolulu. I don’t care what you say, I’m freaking
out."
"You can’t," Nathan said,
superimposing an isobaric grid over the map. "I need you to feed me
the temp readings."
Chin started over to his terminal and
then came back. "What do you think?" he asked seriously. "Do
you think it’s a discontinuity?"
There was nothing else it could be.
Winter storms were frequently very large, the February 1994 European
storm had been huge, and the one in December 2002 had covered over a
third of the U.S., but there’d never been one that covered the
entire continental United States. And Mexico and Manitoba and
Belize, he thought, watching the snowfall reports coming
in.
In addition, snow was falling in six
locations where it had never fallen before, and in twenty-eight like
Yuma, Arizona, where it had snowed only once or twice in the last
hundred years. New Orleans had a foot of snow, for God’s sake. And
it was snowing in Guatemala.
And it wasn’t behaving like any storm
he’d ever seen. According to the charts, snow had started
simultaneously in Springfield, Illinois, Hoodoo, Tennessee, Park
City, Utah, and Branford, Connecticut, and spread in a completely
random pattern. There was no center to the storm, no leading edge,
no front.
And no let-up. No station had reported
the snow stopping, or even diminishing, and new stations were
reporting in all the time. At this rate, it would be snowing
everywhere by–he made a rapid calculation–five o’clock.
"Well?" Chin said. "Is it?" He looked
really frightened.
And him freaking out is the last thing
I need with all this data to feed in, Nathan thought. "We don’t have
enough data to make a determination yet," he said.
"But you think it might be," Chin
persisted. "Don’t you? You think all the signs are
there?"
Yes, Nathan thought. "Definitely not,"
he said. "Look at the TV."
"What about it?"
"There’s one sign that’s not present."
He gestured at the screen. "No logo."
"No what?"
"No logo. Nothing qualifies as a
full-fledged crisis until the cable newschannels give it a logo of
its own, preferably with a colon. You know, O.J.: Trial of the
Century or Sniper at Large or Attack: Iraq." He
pointed at Dan Rather standing in thickly falling snow in front of
the White House. "Look, it says Breaking News, but there’s no
logo. So it can’t be a discontinuity. So feed me those temps. And
then go see if you can scare up a couple more TVs. I want to get a
look at exactly what’s going on out there. Maybe that’ll give us
some kind of clue."
Chin nodded, looking reassured, and
went to get the temp readings. They were all over the place, too,
from eighteen below in Saskatoon to thirty-one above in Ft.
Lauderdale. Nathan ran them against average temps for mid-December
and then highs and lows for the twenty-fourth, looking for patterns,
anomalies.
Chin wheeled in a big-screen TV on an
AV cart, along with Professor Adler’s portable, and plugged them in.
"What do you want these on?" he asked.
"CNN, the Weather Channel, Fox–"
Nathan began.
"Oh, no," Chin said.
"What? What is it?"
"Look," Chin said and pointed to
Professor Adler’s portable. Wolf Blitzer was standing in the snow in
front of the Empire State Building. At the lower right-hand corner
was the CNN symbol. And in the upper left-hand corner: Storm of
the Century.
As soon as Pilar had Miguel’s things
packed, she checked on the TV again.
"–resulting in terrible road
conditions," the reporter was saying. "Police are reporting
accidents at the intersection of Sepulveda and Figueroa, the
intersection of San Pedro and Whittier, the intersection of
Hollywood and Vine," while accident alerts crawled across the bottom
of the screen. "We’re getting reports of a problem on the Santa
Monica Freeway just past the Culver City exit and . . . this just
in, the northbound lanes of the 110 are closed due to a five-car
accident. Travelers are advised to take alternate
routes."
The phone rang. Miguel ran into the
kitchen to answer it. "Hi, Daddy, it’s snowing," he shouted into the
receiver, "We’re going outside and make a snowman," and then said,
"Okay," and handed it to Pilar.
"Go watch cartoons and let Mommy talk
to Daddy," she said and handed him the remote. "Hello,
Joe."
"I want you to bring Miguel down now,"
her ex-husband said without preamble, "before the snow gets
bad."
"It’s already bad," Pilar said,
standing in the door of the kitchen watching Miguel flip through the
channels:
"–really slick out here–"
"–advised to stay home. If you don’t
have to go someplace, folks, don’t."
"–treacherous conditions–"
"I’m not sure taking him out in this
is a good idea," Pilar said. "The TV’s saying the roads are really
slick, and–"
"And I’m saying bring him down here
now," Joe said nastily. "I know what you’re doing. You think you can
use a little snow as an excuse to keep my son away from me on
Christmas."
"I am not," she protested. "I’m just
thinking about Miguel’s safety. I don’t have snow tires–"
"Like hell you’re thinking about the
kid! You’re thinking this is a way to do me out of my rights. Well,
we’ll see what my lawyer has to say about that. I’m calling him
and the judge and telling them what you’re up to, and that
I’m sick of this crap, I want full custody. And then I’m coming up
there myself to get him. Have him ready when I get there!" he
shouted and hung up the phone.
At 2:22 p.m., Luke’s mother called on
her cell phone to say she was going to be late and to go ahead and
start the goose. "The roads are terrible, and people do not
know how to drive. This red Subaru ahead of me just swerved
into my lane and–"
"Mom, Mom," Luke cut in, "the goose.
What do you mean, start the goose? What do I have to do?"
"Just put it in the oven. Shorty and
Madge should be there soon, and she can take over. All you have to
do is get it started. Take the bag of giblets out first. Put an
aluminum foil tent over it."
"An aluminum-foil what?"
"Tent. Fold a piece of foil in half
and lay it over the goose. It keeps it from browning too
fast."
"How big a piece?"
"Big enough to cover the goose. And
don’t tuck in the edges."
"Of the oven?"
"Of the tent. You’re making this much
harder than it is. You wouldn’t believe how many cars there
are off the road, and every one of them’s an SUV. It serves them
right. They think just because they’ve got four-wheel drive, they
can go ninety miles an hour in a blizzard–"
"Mom, Mom, what about stuffing? Don’t
I have to stuff the goose?"
"No. Nobody does stuffing inside the
bird anymore. Salmonella. Just put the goose in the roasting pan and
stick it in the oven. At 350 degrees."
I can do that, Luke thought, and did.
Ten minutes later he realized he’d forgotten to put the aluminum
foil tent on. It took him three tries to get a piece the right size,
and his mother hadn’t said whether the shiny or the dull side should
be facing out, but when he checked the goose twenty minutes later,
it seemed to be doing okay. It smelled good, and there were already
juices forming in the pan.
***
After Pilar hung up with Joe, she sat
at the kitchen table a long time, trying to think which was worse,
letting Joe take Miguel out into this snowstorm or having Miguel
witness the fight that would ensue if she tried to stop him.
"Please, please . . ." she murmured, without even knowing what she
was praying for.
Miguel came into the kitchen and
climbed into her lap. She wiped hastily at her eyes. "Guess what,
honey?" she said brightly. "Daddy’s going to come get you in a
little bit. You need to go pick out which toys you want to
take."
"Hunh-unh," Miguel said, shaking his
head.
"I know you wanted to make a snowman,"
she said, "but guess what? It’s snowing in Escondido, too. You can
make a snowman with Daddy."
"Hunh-unh," he said, climbing
down off her lap and tugging on her hand. He led her into the living
room.
"What, honey?" she said, and he
pointed at the TV. On it, the Santa Monica reporter was saying,
"–the following road closures: I-5 from Chula Vista to Santa Ana,
I-15 from San Diego to Barstow, Highway 78 from Oceanside to
Escondido–"
Thank you, she murmured silently,
thank you. Miguel ran out to the kitchen and came back with a piece
of construction paper and a red crayon. "Here," he said, thrusting
them at Pilar. "You have to write Santa. So he’ll know to bring my
presents here and not Daddy’s."
By ordering sopapillas and then
Mexican coffee, Bev managed to make lunch last till nearly two
o’clock. When Carmelita brought the coffee, she looked anxiously out
at the snow piling up on the patio and then back at Bev, so Bev
asked for her check and signed it so Carmelita could leave, and then
went back up to her room for her coat and gloves.
Even if the shops were closed, she
could window-shop, she told herself, she could look at the Navajo
rugs and Santa Clara pots and Indian jewelry displayed in the
stores, but the snowstorm was getting worse. The luminarias that
lined the walls were heaped with snow, the paper bags that held the
candles sagging under the soggy weight.
They’ll never get them lit, Bev
thought, turning into the Plaza.
By the time she had walked down one
side of it, the snow had become a blizzard, it was coming down so
hard you couldn’t see across the Plaza, and there was a cutting
wind. She gave up and went back to the hotel.
In the lobby, the staff, including the
front desk clerk and Carmelita in her coat and boots, was gathered
in front of the TV looking at a weather map of New Mexico. ". . .
currently snowing in most of New Mexico," the announcer was saying,
"including Gallup, Carlsbad, Ruidoso, and Roswell. Travel advisories
out for central, western, and southern New Mexico, including
Lordsburg, Las Cruces, and Truth or Consequences. It looks like a
white Christmas for most of New Mexico, folks."
"You have two messages," the front
desk clerk said when he saw her. They were both from Janice, and she
phoned again while Bev was taking her coat off up in her
room.
"I just saw on TV that it’s snowing in
Santa Fe, and you said you were going sightseeing," Janice said. "I
just wondered if you were okay."
"I’m here at the hotel," Bev said.
"I’m not going anywhere."
"Good," Janice said, relieved.
"Are you watching TV? The weathermen are saying this isn’t an
ordinary storm. It’s some kind of extreme mega-storm. We’ve got
three feet here. The power’s out all over town, and the airport just
closed. I hope you’re able to get home. Oops, the lights just
flickered. I’d better go hunt up some candles before the lights go
off," she said, and hung up.
Bev turned on the TV. The local
channel was listing closings– "The First United Methodist Church
Christmas pageant has been cancelled and there will be no
Posadas tonight at Our Lady of Guadalupe. Canyon Day Care
Center will close at three p.m. . . ."
She clicked the remote. CNBC was
discussing earlier Christmas Eve snowstorms, and on CNN, Daryn Kagan
was standing in the middle of Fifth Avenue in a snowdrift. "This is
usually the busiest shopping day of the year," she said, "but as you
can see–"
She clicked the remote, looking for a
movie to watch. Howard would have loved this, she thought
involuntarily. He would have been in his element.
She clicked quickly through the other
channels, trying to find a film, but they were all discussing the
weather. "It looks like the whole country’s going to get a white
Christmas this year," Peter Jennings was saying, "whether they want
it or not."
You’d think there’d be a Christmas
movie on, Bev thought grimly, flipping through the channels again.
It’s Christmas Eve. Christmas in Connecticut or Holiday
Inn. Or White Christmas.
Howard had insisted on watching it
every time he came across it with the remote, even if it was nearly
over. "Why are you watching that?" she’d ask, coming in to find him
glued to the next-to-the-last scene. "We own the video."
"Shh," he’d say. "It’s just getting to
the good part," and he’d lean forward to watch Bing Crosby push open
the barn doors to reveal fake-looking snow falling on the equally
fake-looking set.
When he came into the kitchen
afterward, she’d say sarcastically, "How’d it end this time? Did
Bing and Rosemary Clooney get back together? Did they save the
General’s inn and all live happily ever after?"
But Howard would refuse to be baited.
"They got a white Christmas," he’d say happily and go off to look
out the windows at the clouds.
Except for news about the storm, there
was nothing at all on except an infomercial selling a set of Ginsu
knives. How appropriate, she thought, and sat back on the bed to
watch it.
At 2:08, the weight of the new loose
snow triggered a huge avalanche in the "totally extreme slopes" area
near Breckenridge, knocking down huge numbers of Ponderosa pines and
burying everything in its path, but not Kent and Bodine, who were
still in their Honda, trying to keep warm and survive on a box of
Tic-Tacs and an old donut Kent found in the glove
compartment.
By two-thirty, Madge and Shorty still
weren’t there, so Luke checked the goose. It seemed to be cooking
okay, but there was an awful lot of juice in the pan. When he
checked it again half an hour later, there was over an inch of the
stuff.
That couldn’t be right. The last time
he’d gotten stuck with having the Christmas Eve dinner, the turkey
had only produced a few tablespoons of juice. He remembered his mom
pouring them off to make the gravy.
He tried his mom. Her cell phone said,
"Caller unavailable," which meant her batteries had run down, or
she’d turned it off. He tried Aunt Madge’s. No answer.
He dug the plastic and net wrapping
the goose had come in out of the trash, flattened it out, and read
the instructions: "Roast uncovered at 350û for twenty-five minutes
per pound."
Uncovered. That must be the problem,
the aluminum foil tent. It wasn’t allowing the extra juice to
evaporate. He opened the oven and removed it. When he checked the
goose again fifteen minutes later, it was sitting in two inches of
grease, and even though, according to the wrapping, it still had
three hours to go, the goose was getting brown and crispy on
top.
At 2:51 p.m., Joe Gutierrez slammed
out of his house and started up to get Miguel. He’d been trying to
get his goddamned lawyer on the phone ever since he’d hung up on
Pilar, but the lawyer wasn’t answering.
The streets were a real mess, and when
Joe got to the I-15 entrance ramp, there was a barricade across it.
He roared back down the street to take Highway 78, but it was
blocked, too. He stormed back home and called Pilar’s lawyer, but he
didn’t answer either. He then called the judge, using the unlisted
cell phone number he’d seen on his lawyer’s palm pilot.
The judge, who had been stuck waiting
for AAA in a Starbucks at the Bakersfield exit, listening to Harry
Connick, Jr., destroy "White Christmas" for the last three hours,
was not particularly sympathetic, especially when Joe started
swearing at him.
Words were exchanged, and the judge
made a note to himself to have Joe declared in contempt of court.
Then he called AAA to see what was taking so long, and when the
operator told him he was nineteenth in line, and it would be at
least another four hours, he decided to revisit the entire custody
agreement.
By three o’clock, all the networks and
cable newschannels had logos. ABC had Winter Wonderland, NBC
had Super Storm, and Fox News had Winter Wallop. CBS
and MSNBC had both gone with White Christmas, flanked by a
photo of Bing Crosby (MSNBC’s wearing the Santa Claus hat from the
movie).
The Weather Channel’s logo was a
changing world map that was now two-thirds white, and snow was being
reported in Karachi, Seoul, the Solomon Islands, and Bethlehem,
where Christmas Eve services (usually canceled due to
Israeli-Palestinian violence) had been canceled due to the
weather.
At 3:15 p.m., Jim called Paula from
the airport to report that Kindra and David’s flights had both been
delayed indefinitely. "And the USAir guy says they’re shutting the
airport in Houston down. Dallas International’s already closed, and
so are JFK and O’Hare. How’s Stacey?"
Incorrigible, Paula thought. "Fine,"
she said. "Do you want to talk to her?"
"No. Listen, tell her I’m still
hoping, but it doesn’t look good."
Paula told her, but it didn’t have any
effect. "Go get your dress on," Stacey ordered her, "so the minister
can run through the service with you, and then you can show Kindra
and David where to stand when they get here."
Paula went and put on her bridesmaid
dress, wishing it wasn’t sleeveless, and they went through the
rehearsal with the viola player, who had changed into his tux to get
out of his snow-damp clothes, acting as best man.
As soon as they were done, Paula went
into the vestry to get a sweater out of her suitcase. The minister
came in and shut the door. "I’ve been trying to talk to Stacey," she
said. "You’re going to have to cancel the wedding. The roads
are getting really dangerous, and I just heard on the radio they’ve
closed the interstate."
"I know," Paula said.
"Well, she doesn’t. She’s convinced
everything’s going to work out."
And it might, Paula thought. After
all, this is Stacey.
The viola player poked his head in the
door. "Good news," he said.
"The string quartet’s here?" the
minister said.
"Jim’s here?" Paula said.
"No, but Shep and Leif found the cello
player. He’s got frostbite, but otherwise he’s okay. They’re taking
him to the hospital." He gestured toward the sanctuary. "Do you want
to tell the Queen of Denial, or shall I?"
"I will," Paula said and went back
into the sanctuary. "Stacey–"
"Your dress looks beautiful!" Stacey
cried and dragged her over to the windows. "Look how it goes with
the snow!"
When the bell rang at a quarter to
four, Luke thought, Finally! Mom! and literally ran to answer the
door. It was Aunt Lulla. He looked hopefully past her, but there was
no one else pulling into the driveway or coming up the snow-packed
street. "You don’t know anything about cooking a goose, do you?" he
asked.
She looked at him a long, silent
moment and then handed him the plate of olives she’d brought and
took off her hat, scarf, gloves, plastic boots, and old-lady coat.
"Your mother and Madge were always the domestic ones," she said, "I
was the theatrical one," and while he was digesting that odd piece
of information, "Why did you ask? Is your goose cooked?"
"Yes," he said and led her into the
kitchen and showed her the goose, which was now swimming in a sea of
fat.
"Good God!" Aunt Lulla said, "where
did all that grease come from?"
"I don’t know," he said.
"Well, the first thing to do is pour
some of it off before the poor thing drowns."
"I already did," Luke said. He took
the lid off the saucepan he’d poured the drippings into
earlier.
"Well you need to pour off some more,"
she said practically, "and you’ll need a larger pan. Or maybe we
should just pour it down the sink and get rid of the
evidence."
"It’s for the gravy," he said,
rummaging in the cupboard under the sink for the big pot his mother
had given him to cook spaghetti in.
"Oh, of course," she said, and then
thoughtfully, "I do know how to make gravy. Alec Guinness
taught me."
Luke stuck his head out of the
cupboard. "Alec Guinness taught you to make
gravy?"
"It’s not really all that difficult,"
she said, opening the oven door and looking speculatively at the
goose. "You wouldn’t happen to have any wine on hand, would
you?"
"Yes." He emerged with the pot. "Why?
Will wine counteract the grease?"
"I have no idea," she said, "but one
of the things I learned when I was playing off-Broadway was that
when you’re facing a flop or an opening night curtain, it helps to
be a little sloshed."
"You played off-Broadway?" Luke said.
"Mom never told me you were an actress."
"I wasn’t," she said, opening cupboard
doors. She pulled out two wine glasses. "You should have seen my
reviews."
By 4:00 p.m., all the networks and
cable newschannels had changed their logos to reflect the worsening
situation. ABC had MegaBlizzard, NBC had
MacroBlizzard, and CNN had Perfect Storm, with a
graphic of a boat being swamped by a gigantic wave. CBS and MSNBC
had both gone with Ice Age, CBS’s with a question mark,
MSNBC’s with an exclamation point and a drawing of the Abominable
Snowman. And Fox, ever the "fair and balanced" news network, was
proclaiming, End of the World!
"Now can I freak out?" Chin
asked.
"No," Nathan said, feeding in snowfall
rates. "In the first place, it’s Fox. In the second place, a
discontinuity does not necessarily mean the end of the
wo–"
The lights flickered. They both
stopped and stared at the overhead fluorescents. They flickered
again.
"Backup!" Nathan shouted, and they
both dived for their terminals, shoved in zip drives, and began
frantically typing, looking anxiously up at the lights now and
then.
Chin popped the zip disk out of the
hard drive. "You were saying that a discontinuity isn’t necessarily
the end of the world?"
"Yes, but losing this data would be.
From now on we back up every fifteen minutes."
The lights flickered again, went out
for an endless ten seconds, and came back on again to Peter Jennings
saying, "–Huntsville, Alabama, where thousands are without power.
I’m here at Byrd Middle School, which is serving as a temporary
shelter." He stuck the microphone under the nose of a woman holding
a candle. "When did the power go off?" he asked.
"About noon," she said. "The lights
flickered a couple of times before that, but both times the lights
came back on, and I thought we were okay, and then I went to fix
lunch, and they went off, like that–" she snapped her fingers,
"without any warning."
"We back up every five minutes,"
Nathan said, and to Chin, who was pulling on his parka, "Where are
you going?"
"Out to my car to get a
flashlight."
He came back in ten minutes later,
caked in snow, his ears and cheeks bright red. "It’s four feet deep
out there. Tell me again why I shouldn’t freak out," he said,
handing the flashlight to Nathan.
"Because I don’t think this is a
discontinuity," Nathan said. "I think it’s just a
snowstorm."
"Just a snowstorm?" Chin said,
pointing at the TVs, where red-eared, red-cheeked reporters were
standing in front of, respectively, a phalanx of snowplows on the
Boardwalk in Atlantic City, a derailed train in Casper, and a
collapsed Wal-Mart in Biloxi, "–from the weight of a record
fifty-eight inches of snow," Brit Hume was saying. "Luckily, there
were no injuries here. In Cincinnati, however–"
"Fifty-eight inches," Chin
said. "In Mississippi. What if it keeps on snowing and
snowing forever till the whole world–?"
"It can’t," Nathan said. "There isn’t
enough moisture in the atmosphere, and no low pressure system over
the Gulf to keep pumping moisture up across the lower United States.
There’s no low pressure system at all, and no ridge of high pressure
to push against it, no colliding air masses, nothing. Look at this.
It started in four different places hundreds of miles from each
other, in different latitudes, different altitudes, none of them
along a ridge of high pressure. This storm isn’t following any of
the rules."
"But doesn’t that prove it’s a
discontinuity?" Chin asked nervously. "Isn’t that one of the signs,
that it’s completely different from what came before?"
"The climate would be
completely different, the weather would be completely
different, not the laws of physics." He pointed to the world
map on the mid-right-hand screen. "If this were a discontinuity,
you’d see a change in ocean current temps, a shift in the jet
stream, changes in wind patterns. There’s none of that. The jet
stream hasn’t moved, the rate of melting in the Antarctic is
unchanged, the Gulf Stream’s still there. El Niño’s still there.
Venice is still there."
"Yeah, but it’s snowing on the Grand
Canal," Chin said. "So what’s causing the mega-storm?"
"That’s just it. It’s not a
mega-storm. If it were, there’d be accompanying ice-storms,
hurricane-force winds, microbursts, tornadoes, none of which has
shown up on the data. As near as I can tell, all it’s doing is
snowing." He shook his head. "No, something else is going
on."
"What?"
"I have no idea." He stared glumly at
the screens. "Weather’s a remarkably complex system. Hundreds,
thousands of factors we haven’t figured in could be having an
effect: cloud dynamics, localized temperature variations, pollution.
Or it could be something we haven’t even considered: the effects of
de-icers on highway albedo, beach erosion, sunspot activity. Or the
effect on electromagnetic fields of playing ‘White Christmas’
hundreds of times on the radio this week."
"Four thousand nine hundred and
thirty-three," Chin said.
"What?"
"That’s how many times Bing Crosby’s
‘White Christmas’ is played the two weeks before Christmas, with an
additional nine thousand and sixty-two times by other artists.
Including Otis Redding, U2, Peggy Lee, the Three Tenors, and the
Flaming Lips. I read it on the internet."
"Nine thousand and sixty-two," Nathan
said. "That’s certainly enough to affect something, all
right."
"I know what you mean," Chin said.
"Have you heard Eminem’s new rap version?"
By 4:15 p.m., the spaghetti pot was
two-thirds full of goose grease, Luke’s mother and Madge and Shorty
still weren’t there, and the goose was nearly done. Luke and Lulla
had decided after their third glass of wine apiece to make the
gravy.
"And put the tent back on," Lulla
said, sifting flour into a bowl. "One of the things I learned when I
was playing the West End is that uncovered is not necessarily
better." She added a cup of water. "Particularly when you’re doing
Shakespeare."
She shook in some salt and pepper. "I
remember a particularly ill-conceived nude Macbeth I did with
Larry Olivier." She thrust her hand out dramatically. " ‘Is that a
dagger that I see before me?’ should not be a laugh line.
Richard taught me how to do this," she said, stirring the mixture
briskly with a fork, "It gets the lumps out."
"Richard? Richard
Burton?"
"Yes. Adorable man. Of course he drank
like a fish when he was depressed–this was after Liz left him for
the second time–but it never seemed to affect his performance in bed
or in the kitchen. Not like Peter."
"Peter? Peter Ustinov?"
"O’Toole. Here we go." Lulla poured
the flour mixture into the hot drippings. It disappeared. "It takes
a moment to thicken up," she said hopefully, but after several
minutes of combined staring into the pot, it was no
thicker.
"I think we need more flour," she
said, "and a larger bowl. A much larger bowl. And another glass of
wine."
Luke fetched them, and after a good
deal of stirring, she added the mixture to the drippings, which
immediately began to thicken up. "Oh, good," she said, stirring, "as
John Gielgud used to say, ‘If at first you don’t succeed’ . . . oh,
dear."
"What did he say that for–oh, dear,"
Luke said, peering into the pot where the drippings had abruptly
thickened into a solid, globular mass.
"That’s not what gravy’s supposed to
look like," Aunt Lulla said.
"No," Luke said. "We seem to have made
a lard ball."
They both looked at it
awhile.
"I don’t suppose we could pass it off
as a very large dumpling," Aunt Lulla suggested.
"No," Luke said, trying to chop at it
with the fork.
"And I don’t suppose it’ll go down the
garbage disposal. Could we stick sesame seeds on it and hang it on a
tree and pretend it was a suet ball for the birds?"
"Not unless we want PETA and the
Humane Society after us. Besides, wouldn’t that be
cannibalism?"
"You’re right," Aunt Lulla said. "But
we’ve got to do something with it before your mother gets here. I
suppose Yucca Mountain’s too far away," she said thoughtfully. "You
wouldn’t have any acid on hand, would you?"
At 4:23 p.m., Slim Rushmore, on KFLG
out of Flagstaff, Arizona, made a valiant effort to change the
subject on his talk radio show to school vouchers, usually a
sure-fire issue, but his callers weren’t having any of it. "This
snow is a clear sign the Apocalypse is near," a woman from Colorado
Springs informed him. "In the Book of Daniel, it says that God will
send snow ‘to purge and to make them white, even to the time of the
end,’ and the Book of Psalms promises us ‘snow and vapours, stormy
wind fulfilling his word,’ and in the Book of Isaiah . .
."
After the fourth Scripture (from Job:
"For God saith to the snow, Be thou on the earth") Slim cut her off
and took a call from Dwayne in Poplar Bluffs.
"You know what started all this, don’t
you?" Dwayne said belligerently. "When the commies put fluoride in
the water back in the fifties."
At 4:25 p.m., the country club called
the church to say they were closing, none of the food and only two
of the staff could get there, and anybody who was still trying to
have a wedding in this weather was crazy. "I’ll tell her," Paula
said and went to find Stacey.
"She’s in putting on her wedding
dress," the viola player said.
Paula moaned.
"Yeah, I know," he said. "I tried to
explain to her that the rest of the quartet was not coming,
but I didn’t get anywhere." He looked at her quizzically. "I’m not
getting anywhere with you either, am I?" he asked, and Jim walked
in.
He was covered in snow. "The car got
stuck," he said.
"Where are Kindra and
David?"
"They closed Houston," he said,
pulling Paula aside, "and Newark. And I just talked to Stacey’s mom.
She’s stuck in Lavoy. They just closed the highway. There’s no way
she can get here. What are we going to do?"
"You have to tell her the wedding has
to be called off," Paula said. "You don’t have any other option. And
you have to do it now, before the guests try to come to the
church."
"You obviously haven’t been out there
lately," he said. "Trust me, nobody’s going to come out in
that."
"Then you clearly have to
cancel."
"I know," he said worriedly. "It’s
just . . . she’ll be so disappointed."
Disappointed is not the word that
springs to mind, Paula thought, and realized she had no idea how
Stacey would react. She’d never seen her not get her way. I wonder
what she’ll do, she thought curiously, and started back into the
vestry to change out of her bridesmaid dress.
"Wait," Jim said, grabbing her hand.
"You have to help me tell her."
This is asking way too much, Paula
thought. I want you to marry me, not her. "I–" she said.
"I can’t do this without you," he
said. "Please?"
She extricated her hand. "Okay," she
said, and they went into the changing room, where Stacey was in her
wedding dress, looking at herself in the mirror.
"Stacey, we have to talk," Jim said,
after a glance at Paula. "I just heard from your mother. She’s not
going to be able to get here. She’s stuck at a truck stop outside
Lavoy."
"She can’t be," Stacey said to her
reflection. "She’s bringing my veil." She turned to smile at Paula.
"It was my great-grandmother’s. It’s lace, with this snowflake
pattern."
"Kindra and David can’t get here
either," Jim said. He glanced at Paula and then plunged ahead.
"We’re going to have to reschedule the wedding."
"Reschedule?" Stacey said as if she’d
never heard the word before. Which she probably hasn’t, Paula
thought. "We can’t reschedule. A Christmas Eve wedding has to be on
Christmas Eve."
"I know, honey, but–"
"Nobody’s going to be able to get
here," Paula said. "They’ve closed the roads."
The minister came in. "The governor’s
declared a snow emergency and a ban on unnecessary travel. You’ve
decided to cancel?" she said hopefully.
"Cancel?" Stacey said,
adjusting her train. "What are you talking about? Everything will be
fine."
And for one mad moment, Paula could
almost see Stacey pulling it off, the weather magically clearing,
the rest of the string quartet showing up, the flowers and Kindra
and David and the veil all arriving in the next thirty-five minutes.
She looked over at the windows. The snow, reflected softly in the
candlelight, was coming down harder than ever.
"We don’t have any other choice than
to reschedule," Jim said. "Your mother can’t get here, your maid of
honor and my best man can’t get here–"
"Tell them to take a different
flight," Stacey said.
Paula tried. "Stacey, I don’t think
you realize, this is a major snowstorm. Airports all over the
country are closed–"
"Including here," the viola player
said, poking his head in. "It was just on the news."
"Well, then, go get them," Stacey
said, adjusting the drape of her skirt.
Paula’d lost the thread of this
conversation. "Who?"
"Kindra and David." She adjusted the
neckline of her gown.
"To Houston?" Jim said, looking
helplessly at Paula.
"Listen, Stacey," Paula said, taking
her firmly by the shoulders, "I know how much you wanted a Christmas
Eve wedding, but it’s just not going to work. The roads are
impassable. Your flowers are in a ditch, your mother’s trapped at a
truck stop–"
"The cello player’s in the hospital
with frostbite," the viola player put in.
Paula nodded. "And you don’t want
anyone else to end up there. You have to face facts. You can’t have
a Christmas Eve wedding."
"You could reschedule for Valentine’s
Day," the minister said brightly. "Valentine weddings are very nice.
I’ve got two weddings that day, but I could move one up. Yours could
still be in the evening," but Paula could tell Stacey had stopped
listening at "you can’t have–"
"You did this," Stacey snapped
at Paula. "You’ve always been jealous of me, and now you’re taking
it out on me by ruining my wedding."
"Nobody’s ruining anything, Stacey,"
Jim said, stepping between them. "It’s a snowstorm."
"Oh, so I suppose it’s my
fault!" Stacey said. "Just because I wanted a winter wedding with
snow–"
"It’s nobody’s fault," Jim said
sternly. "Listen, I don’t want to wait either, and we don’t have to.
We can get married right here, right now."
"Yeah," the viola player said. "You’ve
got a minister." He grinned at Paula. "You’ve got two
witnesses."
"He’s right," Jim said. "We’ve got
everything we need right here. You’re here, I’m here, and
that’s all that really matters, isn’t it, not some fancy wedding?"
He took her hands in his. "Will you marry me?"
And what woman could resist an offer
like that? Paula thought. Oh, well, you knew when you got on the
plane that he was going to marry her.
"Marry you," Stacey repeated blankly,
and the minister hurried out, saying, "I’ll get my book. And my
robe."
"Marry you?" Stacey said. "Marry
you?" She wrenched free of his grasp. "Why on earth would I
marry a loser who won’t even do one simple thing for me? I
want Kindra and David here. I want my flowers. I
want my veil. What is the point of marrying you
if I can’t have what I want?"
"I thought you wanted me," Jim said
dangerously.
"You?" Stacey said in a tone
that made both Paula and the viola player wince. "I wanted to
walk down the aisle at twilight on Christmas Eve," she waved her arm
in the direction of the windows, "with candlelight reflecting off
the windowpanes and snow falling outside." She turned, snatching up
her train, and looked at him. "Will I marry you? Are you
kidding?"
There was a short silence. Jim turned
and looked seriously at Paula. "How about you?" he said.
At six o’clock on the dot, Madge and
Shorty, Uncle Don, Cousin Denny, and Luke’s mom all arrived. "You
poor darling," she whispered to Luke, handing him the green bean
casserole and the sweet potatoes, "stuck all afternoon with Aunt
Lulla. Did she talk your ear off ?"
"No," he said. "We made a snowman. Why
didn’t you tell me Aunt Lulla had been an actress?"
"An actress?" she said, handing
him the cranberry sauce. "Is that what she told you? Don’t tip it,
it’ll spill. Did you have any trouble with the goose?" She opened
the oven and looked at it, sitting in its pan, brown and crispy and
done to a turn. "They tend to be a little juicy."
"Not a bit," he said, looking past her
out the window at the snowman in the backyard. The snow he and Aunt
Lulla had packed around it and on top of it was melting. He’d have
to sneak out during dinner and pile more snow on.
"Here," his mom said, handing him the
mashed potatoes. "Heat these up in the microwave while I make the
gravy."
"It’s made," he said, lifting the lid
off the saucepan to show her the gently bubbling gravy. It had taken
them four tries, but as Aunt Lulla had pointed out, they had more
than enough drippings to experiment with, and, as she had also
pointed out, three lardballs made a more realistic
snowman.
"The top one’s too big," Luke had
said, scooping up snow to cover it with.
"I may have gotten a little carried
away with the flour," Aunt Lulla had admitted. "On the other hand,
it looks exactly like Orson." She stuck two olives in for eyes. "And
so appropriate. He always was a fathead."
"The gravy smells delicious," Luke’s
mother said, looking surprised. "You didn’t make it, did
you?"
"No. Aunt Lulla."
"Well, I think you’re a saint for
putting up with her and her wild tales all afternoon," she said,
ladling the gravy into a bowl and handing it to Luke.
"You mean she made all that stuff up?"
Luke said.
"Do you have a gravy boat?" his mother
asked, opening cupboards.
"No," he said. "Aunt Lulla wasn’t
really an actress?"
"No." She took a bowl out of
the cupboard. "Do you have a ladle?"
"No."
She got a dipper out of the silverware
drawer. "Lulla was never in a single play," she said, ladling the
gravy into a bowl and handing it to Luke, "where she hadn’t gotten
the part by sleeping with somebody. Lionel Barrymore, Errol Flynn,
Kenneth Branagh . . ." She opened the oven to look at the goose. ".
. . and that’s not even counting Alfred."
"Alfred Lunt?" Luke
asked.
"Hitchcock. I think this is just about
done."
"But I thought you said she was the
shy one."
"She was. That’s why she went out for
drama in high school, to overcome her shyness. Do you have a
platter?"
At 6:35 p.m., a member of the
Breckenridge ski patrol, out looking for four missing cross-country
skiers, spotted a taillight (the only part of Kent and Bodine’s
Honda not covered by snow). He had a collapsible shovel with him,
and a GPS, a satellite phone, a walkie-talkie, Mylar blankets,
insta-heat packs, energy bars, a thermos of hot cocoa, and a stern
lecture on winter safety, which he delivered after he had dug Kent
and Bodine out and which they really resented. "Who did that fascist
geek think he was, shaking his finger at us like that?" Bodine asked
Kent after several tequila slammers at the Laughing
Moose.
"Yeah," Kent said eloquently, and they
settled down to the serious business of how to take advantage of the
fresh powder that had fallen while they were in their
car.
"You know what’d be totally extreme?"
Bodine said. "Snowboarding at night!"
***
Shara was quite a girl. Warren didn’t
have a chance to call Marjean again until after seven. When Shara
went in the bathroom, he took the opportunity to dial home. "Where
are you?" Marjean said, practically crying. "I’ve been
worried sick! Are you all right?"
"I’m still in Cincinnati at the
airport," he said, "and it looks like I’ll be here all night. They
just closed the airport."
"Closed the airport. . . ." she
echoed.
"I know," he said, his voice
full of regret. "I’d really counted on being home with you for
Christmas Eve, but what can you do? It’s snowing like crazy here. No
flights out till tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. I’m in line at
the airline counter right now, rebooking, and then I’m going to try
to find a place to stay, but I don’t know if I’ll have much luck."
He paused to give her a chance to commiserate. "They’re supposed to
put us up for the night, but I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up
sleeping on the floor."
"At the airport," she said, "in
Cincinnati."
"Yeah." He laughed. "Great place to
spend Christmas Eve, huh?" He paused to give her a chance to
commiserate, but all she said was, "You didn’t make it home last
year either."
"Honey, you know I’d get there if I
could," he said. "I tried to rent a car and drive home, but the
snow’s so bad they’re not even sure they can get a shuttle out here
to take us to a hotel. I don’t know how much snow they’ve had
here–"
"Forty-six inches," she
said.
Good, he thought. From her voice he’d
been worried it might not be snowing in Cincinnati after all. "And
it’s still coming down hard. Oh, they just called my name. I’d
better go."
"You do that," she said.
"All right. I love you, honey," he
said, "I’ll be home as soon as I can," and hung up the
phone.
"You’re married," Shara said, standing
in the door of the bathroom. "You sonofabitch."
Paula didn’t say yes to Jim’s proposal
after all. She’d intended to, but before she could, the viola player
had cut in. "Hey, wait a minute!" he’d said. "I saw her first!"
"You did not," Jim said.
"Well, no, not technically," he
admitted, "but when I did see her, I had the good sense to flirt
with her, not get engaged to Vampira like you did."
"It wasn’t Jim’s fault," Paula said.
"Stacey always gets what she wants."
"Not this time," he said. "And not
me."
"Only because she doesn’t want you,"
Paula said. "If she did–"
"Wanna bet? You underestimate us
musicians. And yourself. At least give me a chance to make my pitch
before you commit to this guy. You can’t get married tonight
anyway."
"Why not?" Jim asked.
"Because you need two witnesses, and I
have no intention of helping you," he pointed at Jim, "get
the woman I want. I doubt if Stacey’s in the mood to be a
witness either," he said as Stacey stormed back in the sanctuary,
with the minister in pursuit. Stacey had on her wedding dress, a
parka, and boots.
"You can’t go out in this," the
minister was saying. "It’s too dangerous!"
"I have no intention of staying here
with him," Stacey said, shooting Jim a venomous glance. "I want to
go home now." She flung the door open on the thickly falling
snow. "And I want it to stop snowing!"
At that exact moment, a snowplow’s
flashing yellow lights appeared through the snow, and Stacey ran
out. Paula and Jim went over to the door and watched Stacey wave it
down and get in. The plow continued on its way.
"Oh, good, now we’ll be able to get
out," the minister said and went to get her car keys.
"You didn’t answer my question,
Paula," Jim said, standing very close.
The plow turned and came back. As it
passed, it plowed a huge mass of snow across the end of the
driveway.
"I mean it," Jim murmured. "How about
it?"
"Look what I found," the viola player
said, appearing at Paula’s elbow. He handed her a piece of wedding
cake.
"You can’t eat that. It’s–" Jim
said.
"–not bad," the viola player said. "I
prefer chocolate, though. What kind of cake shall we have at our
wedding, Paula?"
"Oh, look," the minister said, coming
back in with her car keys and looking out the window. "It’s stopped
snowing."
"It’s stopped snowing," Chin
said.
"It has?" Nathan looked up from his
keyboard. "Here?"
"No. In Oceanside, Oregon. And in
Springfield, Illinois."
Nathan found them on the map. Two
thousand miles apart. He checked their barometer readings,
temperatures, snowfall amounts. No similarity. Springfield had
thirty-two inches, Oceanside an inch and a half. And in every single
town around them, it was still snowing hard. In Tillamook, six miles
away, it was coming down at the rate of five inches an
hour.
But ten minutes later, Chin reported
the snow stopping in Gillette, Wyoming; Roulette, Massachusetts; and
Saginaw, Michigan, and within half an hour the number of stations
reporting in was over thirty, though they seemed just as randomly
scattered all over the map as the storm’s beginning had
been.
"Maybe it has to do with their names,"
Chin said.
"Their names?" Nathan said.
"Yeah. Look at this. It’s stopped in
Joker, West Virginia, Bluff, Utah, and Blackjack,
Georgia."
At 7:22 p.m., the snow began to taper
off in Wendover, Utah. Neither the Lucky Lady Casino nor the Big
Nugget had any windows, so the event went unnoticed until Barbara
Gomez, playing the quarter slots, ran out of money at 9:05 p.m. and
had to go out to her car to get the emergency twenty she kept taped
under the dashboard. By this time, the snow had nearly stopped.
Barbara told the change girl, who said, "Oh, good. I was worried
about driving to Battle Mountain tomorrow. Are the plows
out?"
Barbara said she didn’t know and asked
for ten rolls of nickels, which she promptly lost playing video
poker.
By 7:30 p.m. CNBC had replaced its
logo with Digging Out, and ABC had retreated to Bing and
White Christmas, though CNN still had side-by-side experts
discussing the possibility of a new ice age, and on Fox News,
Geraldo Rivera was intoning, "In his classic poem, ‘Fire and Ice,’
Robert Frost speculated that the world might end in ice. Today we
are seeing the coming true of that dire prediction–"
The rest had obviously gotten the
word, though, and CBS and the WB had both gone back to their regular
programming. The movie "White Christmas" was on AMC.
"Whatever this was, it’s stopping,"
Nathan said, watching "I-80 now open from Lincoln to Ogalallah,"
scroll across the bottom of NBC’s screen.
"Well, whatever you do, don’t tell
those corporate guys," Chin said, and, as if on cue, one of the
businessmen Nathan had met with that morning called.
"I just wanted you to know we’ve voted
to approve your grant," he said.
"Really? Thank you," Nathan said,
trying to ignore Chin, who was mouthing, "Are they giving us the
money?"
"Yes," he mouthed back.
Chin scribbled down something and
shoved it in front of Nathan. "Get it in writing," it
said.
"We all agreed this discontinuity
thing is worth studying," the businessman said, then, shakily,
"They’ve been talking on TV about the end of the world. You don’t
think this discontinuity thing is that bad, do you?"
"No," Nathan said, "in
fact–"
"Ix-nay, ix-nay," Chin mouthed, wildly
crossing his arms.
Nathan glared at him. "–we’re not even
sure yet if it is a discontinuity. It doesn’t–"
"Well, we’re not taking any chances,"
the businessman said. "What’s your fax number? I want to send you
that confirmation before the power goes out over here. We want you
to get started working on this thing as soon as you can."
Nathan gave him the number. "There’s
really no need–" he said.
Chin jabbed his finger violently at
the logo False Alarm on the screen of Adler’s TV.
"Consider it a Christmas present," the
businessman said, and the fax machine began to whir. "There
is going to be a Christmas, isn’t there?"
Chin yanked the fax out of the machine
with a whoop.
"Definitely," Nathan said. "Merry
Christmas," but the businessman had already hung up.
Chin was still looking at the fax.
"How much did you ask them for?"
"Fifty thousand," Nathan
said.
Chin slapped the grant approval down
in front of him. "And a merry Christmas to you, too," he
said.
At seven-thirty, after watching
infomercials for NordicTrack, a combination egg poacher and waffle
iron, and the revolutionary new DuckBed, Bev put on her thin coat
and her still-damp gloves and went downstairs. There had to be a
restaurant open somewhere in Santa Fe. She would find one and have a
margarita and a beef chimichanga, sitting in a room decorated with
sombreros or piñatas, with striped curtains pulled across the
windows to shut the snow out.
And if they were all closed, she would
come back and order from room service. Or starve. But she was
not going to ask at the desk and have them phone ahead and
tell her the El Charito had closed early because of the weather, she
was not going to let them cut off all avenues of escape, like
Carmelita. She walked determinedly past the registration desk toward
the double doors.
"Mrs. Carey!" the clerk called to her,
and when she kept walking, he hurried around the desk and across the
lobby to her. "I have a message for you from Carmelita. She wanted
me to tell you midnight mass at the cathedral has been cancelled,"
he said. "The bishop was worried about people driving home on the
icy roads. But Carmelita said to tell you they’re having mass at
eight o’clock, if you’d like to come to that. The cathedral’s right
up the street at the end of the plaza. If you go out the north
door," he pointed, "it’s only two blocks. It’s a very pretty
service, with the luminarias and all."
And it’s somewhere to go, Bev thought,
letting him lead her to the north door. It’s something to do. "Tell
Carmelita thank you for me," she said at the door. "And Feliz
Navidad."
"Merry Christmas." He opened the door.
"You go down this street, turn left, and it’s right there," he said
and ducked back inside, out of the snow.
It was inches deep on the sidewalk as
she hurried along the narrow street, head down, and snowing hard. By
morning it would look just like back home. It’s not fair, she
thought. She turned the corner and looked up at the sound of an
organ.
The cathedral stood at the head of the
Plaza, its windows glowing like flames, and she had been wrong about
the luminarias being ruined–they stood in rows leading up the walk,
up the steps to the wide doors, lining the adobe walls and the roofs
and the towers, burning steadily in the descending snow.
It fell silently, in great, spangled
flakes, glittering in the light of the street lamps, covering the
wooden-posted porches, the pots of cactus, the pink adobe buildings.
The sky above the cathedral was pink, too, and the whole scene had
an unreal quality, like a movie set.
"Oh, Howard," Bev said, as if she had
just opened a present, and then flinched away from the thought of
him, waiting for the thrust of the knife, but it didn’t come. She
felt only regret that he couldn’t be here to see this and amusement
that the sequined snowflakes sifting down on her hair, on her coat
sleeve, looked just like the fake snow at the end of White
Christmas. And, arching over it all, like the pink sky, she felt
affection–for the snow, for the moment, for Howard.
"You did this," she said, and started
to cry.
The tears didn’t trickle down her
cheeks, they poured out, drenching her face, her coat, melting the
snowflakes instantly where they fell. Healing tears, she thought,
and realized suddenly that when she had asked Howard how the movie
ended, he hadn’t said, "They lived happily ever after." He had said,
"They got a white Christmas."
"Oh, Howard."
The bells for the service began to
ring. I need to stop crying and go in, she thought, fumbling for a
tissue, but she couldn’t. The tears kept coming, as if someone had
opened a spigot.
A black-shawled woman carrying a
prayer book put her hand on Bev’s shoulder and said, "Are you all
right, señora?"
"Yes," Bev said, "I’ll be fine," and
something in her voice must have reassured the woman because she
patted Bev’s arm and went on into the cathedral.
The bells stopped ringing and the
organ began again, but Bev continued to stand there until long after
the mass had started, looking up at the falling snow.
"I don’t know how you did this,
Howard," she said, "but I know you’re responsible."
At eight p.m., after anxiously
checking the news to make sure the roads were still closed, Pilar
put Miguel to bed. "Now go to sleep," she said, kissing him
good-night. "Santa’s coming soon."
"Hunh-unh," he said, looking like he
was going to cry. "It’s snowing too hard."
He’s worried about the roads being
closed, she thought. "Santa doesn’t need roads," she said.
"Remember, he has a magic sleigh that flies through the air even if
it’s snowing."
"Hunh-unh," he said, getting
out of bed to get his Rudolph book. He showed her the illustration
of the whirling blizzard and Santa shaking his head, and then stood
up on his bed, pulled back the curtain, and pointed through the
window. She had to admit it did look just like the
picture.
"But he had Rudolph to show the way,"
she said. "See?" and turned the page, but Miguel continued to look
skeptical until she had read the book all the way through
twice.
At 10:15 p.m. Warren Nesvick went down
the hotel’s bar. He had tried to explain to Shara that Marjean was
his five-year-old niece, but she had gotten completely unreasonable.
"So I’m a cancelled flight out of Cincinnati, am I?" she’d shouted.
"Well, I’m canceling you, you bastard!" and slammed out, leaving him
high and dry. On Christmas Eve, for Christ’s sake.
He’d spent the next hour and a half on
the phone. He’d called some women he knew from previous trips but
none of them had answered. He’d then tried to call Marjean to tell
her the snow was letting up and United thought they could get him on
standby early tomorrow morning and to try to patch things up–she’d
seemed kind of upset–but she hadn’t answered either. She’d probably
gone to bed.
He’d hung up and gone down to the bar.
There wasn’t a soul in the place except the bartender. "How come the
place is so dead?" Warren asked him.
"Where the hell have you been?" the
bartender said and turned on the TV above the bar.
". . . most widespread snowstorm in
recorded history," Dan Abrams was saying. "Although there are signs
of the snow beginning to let up here in Baltimore, in other parts of
the country they weren’t so lucky. We take you now to Cincinnati,
where emergency crews are still digging victims out of the rubble."
It cut to a reporter standing in front of a sign that read
Cincinnati International Airport. "A record forty-six inches
of snow caused the roof of the main terminal to collapse this
afternoon. Over two hundred passengers were injured, and forty are
still missing."
The goose was a huge hit, crispy and
tender and done to a turn, and everyone raved about the gravy. "Luke
made it," Aunt Lulla said, but Madge and his mom were talking about
people not knowing how to drive in snow and didn’t hear
her.
It stopped snowing midway through
dessert, and Luke began to worry about the snowman but didn’t have a
chance to duck out and check on it till nearly eleven, when everyone
was putting on their coats.
It had melted (sort of), leaving a
round greasy smear in the snow. "Getting rid of the evidence?" Aunt
Lulla asked, coming up behind him in her old-lady coat, scarf,
gloves, and plastic boots. She poked at the smear with the toe of
her boot. "I hope it doesn’t kill the grass."
"I hope it doesn’t affect the
environment," Luke said.
Luke’s mother appeared in the back
door. "What are you two doing out there in the dark?" she called to
them. "Come in. We’re trying to decide who’s going to have the
dinner next Christmas. Madge and Shorty think it’s Uncle Don’s turn,
but–"
"I’ll have it," Luke said and winked
at Lulla.
"Oh," his mother said, surprised, and
went back inside to tell Madge and Shorty and the others.
"But not goose," Luke said to Lulla.
"Something easy. And nonfat."
"Michael had a wonderful recipe for
duck a l’orange Alsacienne, as I remember," Lulla mused.
"Michael Caine?"
"No, of course not, Michael Redgrave.
Michael Caine’s a terrible cook," she said. "Or–I’ve got an idea.
How about Japanese blowfish?"
By 11:15 p.m. Eastern Standard Time,
the snow had stopped in New England, the Middle East, the Texas
panhandle, most of Canada, and Nooseneck, Rhode Island.
"The storm of the century definitely
seems to be winding down," Wolf Blitzer was saying in front of CNN’s
new logo: The Sun’ll Come Out Tomorrow, "leaving in its wake
a white Christmas for nearly everyone–"
"Hey," Chin said, handing Nathan the
latest batch of temp readings. "I just thought of what it
was."
"What what was?"
"The factor. You said there were
thousands of factors contributing to global warming, and that any
one of them, even something really small, could have been what
caused this."
He hadn’t really said that, but never
mind. "And you’ve figured out what this critical factor
is?"
"Yeah," Chin said. "A white
Christmas."
"A white Christmas," Nathan
repeated.
"Yeah! You know how everybody wants it
to snow for Christmas, little kids especially, but lots of adults,
too. They have this Currier-and-Ives thing of what Christmas should
look like, and the songs reinforce it: ‘White Christmas’ and ‘Winter
Wonderland’ and that one that goes, ‘The weather outside is
frightful,’ I never can remember the name–"
" ‘Let It Snow,’ " Nathan
said.
"Exactly," Chin said. "Well, suppose
all those people and all those little kids wished for a white
Christmas at the same time–"
"They wished this snowstorm
into being?" Nathan said.
"No. They thought about
it, and their–I don’t know, their brain chemicals or synapses or
something–created some kind of electrochemical field or something,
and that’s the factor."
"That everybody was dreaming of a
white Christmas."
"Yeah. It’s a possibility,
right?"
"Maybe," Nathan said. Maybe there was
some critical factor that had caused this. Not wishing for a white
Christmas, of course, but something seemingly unconnected to weather
patterns, like tiny variations in the earth’s orbit. Or the
migratory patterns of geese.
Or an assortment of factors working in
combination. And maybe the storm was an isolated incident, an
aberration caused by a confluence of these unidentified factors, and
would never happen again.
Or maybe his discontinuity theory was
wrong. A discontinuity was by definition an abrupt, unexpected
event. But that didn’t mean there might not be advance indicators,
like the warning flickers of electric lights before the power goes
off for good. In which case–
"What are you doing?" Chin said,
coming in from scraping his windshield. "Aren’t you going
home?"
"Not yet. I want to run a couple more
extrapolation sets. It’s still snowing in L.A."
Chin looked immediately alarmed. "You
don’t think it’s going to start snowing everywhere again, do
you?"
"No," Nathan said. Not yet.
At 11:43 p.m., after singing several
karaoke numbers at the Laughing Moose, including "White Christmas,"
and telling the bartender they were going on "a moonlight ride down
this totally killer chute," Kent Slakken and Bodine Cromps set out
with their snowboards for an off-limits, high-avalanche-danger area
near Vail and were never heard from again.
At 11:52 p.m., Miguel jumped on his
sound-asleep mother, shouting, "It’s Christmas! It’s
Christmas!"
It can’t be morning yet, Pilar thought
groggily, fumbling to look at the clock. "Miguel, honey, it’s still
nighttime. If you’re not in bed when Santa comes, he won’t leave you
any presents," she said, hustling him back to bed. She tucked him
in. "Now go to sleep. Santa and Rudolph will be here
soon."
"Hunh-unh," he said and stood up on
his bed. He pulled the curtain back. "He doesn’t need Rudolph. The
snow stopped, just like I wanted, and now Santa can come all by
himself." He pointed out the window. Only a few isolated flakes were
still sifting down.
Oh, no, Pilar thought. After she was
sure he was asleep, she crept out to the living room and turned on
the TV very low, hoping against hope.
"–roads will remain closed until noon
tomorrow," an exhausted-looking reporter said, "to allow time for
the snow plows to clear them: State Highway 56, I-15 from Chula
Vista to Murrietta Hot Springs, Highway 78 from Vista to
Escondido–"
Thank you, she murmured silently.
Thank you.
At 11:59 p.m. Pacific Standard Time,
Sam "Hoot’n’Holler" Farley’s voice gave out completely. The only
person who’d been able to make it to the station, he’d been
broadcasting continuously on KTTS, "Seattle’s talk 24/7" since 5:36
a.m. when he’d come in to do the morning show, even though he had a
bad cold. He’d gotten steadily hoarser all day, and during the nine
p.m. newsbreak, he’d had a bad coughing fit.
"The National Weather Service reports
that that big snowstorm’s finally letting up," he croaked, "and
we’ll have nice weather tomorrow. Oh, this just in from NORAD, for
all you kids who’re up way too late. Santa’s sleigh’s just been
sighted on radar over Vancouver and is headed this way."
He then attempted to say, "In local
news, the snow–" but nothing came out.
He tried again. Nothing.
After the third try, he gave up,
whispered, "That’s all, folks," into the mike, and put on a tape of
Louis Armstrong singing "White Christmas."