A bone-dry frozen wind tore at the earth outside, its lethal howling
cut to a muffled moan. Katrinko and Spider Pete were camped deep
in a crevice in the rock, wrapped in furry darkness. Pete could
hear Katrinko breathing, with a light rattle of chattering teeth.
The neuters yeasty armpits smelled like nutmeg.
Spider Pete strapped his shaven head into his spex.
Outside their puffy nest, the sticky eyes of a dozen gelcams splayed
across the rock, a sky-eating web of perception. Pete touched
a stud on his spex, pulled down a glowing menu, and adjusted his
visual take on the outside world.
Flying powder tumbled through the yardangs like an evil fog. The
crescent moon and a billion desert stars, glowing like pixelated
bruises, wheeled above the eerie wind-sculpted landscape of the
Taklamakan. With the exceptions of Antarctica, or maybe the deep
Saharalocales Pete had never been paid to visitthis central
Asian desert was the loneliest, most desolate place on Earth.
Pete adjusted parameters, etching the landscape with a busy array
of false colors. He recorded an artful series of panorama shots,
and tagged a global positioning fix onto the captured stack. Then
he signed the footage with a cryptographic time-stamp from a passing
NAFTA spy-sat.
1/15/2052 05:24:01.
Pete saved the stack onto a gelbrain. This gelbrain was a walnut-sized
lump of neural biotech, carefully grown to mimic the razor-sharp
visual cortex of an American bald eagle. It was the best, most
expensive piece of photographic hardware that Pete had ever owned.
Pete kept the thing tucked in his crotch.
Pete took a deep and intimate pleasure in working with the latest
federally subsidized spy gear. It was quite the privilege for
Spider Pete, the kind of privilege that he might well die for.
There was no tactical use in yet another spy-shot of the chill
and empty Taklamakan. But the tagged picture would prove that
Katrinko and Pete had been here at the appointed rendezvous. Right
here, right now. Waiting for the man.
And the man was overdue.
During their brief professional acquaintance, Spider Pete had
met the Lieutenant Colonel in a number of deeply unlikely locales.
A parking garage in Pentagon City. An outdoor seafood restaurant
in Cabo San Lucas. On the ferry to Staten Island. Pete had never
known his patron to miss a rendezvous by so much as a microsecond.
The sky went dirty white. A sizzle, a sparkle, a zenith full of
stink. A screaming-streaking-tumbling. A nasty thunderclap. The
ground shook hard.
"Dang," Pete said.
They found the Lieutenant Colonel just before eight in the morning.
Pieces of his landing pod were violently scattered across half
a kilometer.
Katrinko and Pete skulked expertly through a dirty yellow jumble
of wind-grooved boulders. Their camou gear switched coloration
moment by moment, to match the landscape and the incidental light.
Pete pried the mask from his face, inhaled the thin, pitiless,
metallic air, and spoke aloud. "Thats our boy all right. Never
missed a date."
The neuter removed her mask and fastidiously smeared her lips
and gums with silicone anti-evaporant. Her voice fluted eerily
over the insistent wind. "Space-defense must have tracked him
on radar."
"Nope. If theyd hit him from orbit, hed really be spread all
over. . . . No, something happened to him really close to the
ground." Pete pointed at a violent scattering of cracked ochre
rock. "See, check out how that stealth-pod hit and tumbled. It
didnt catch fire till after the impact."
With the absent ease of a gecko, the neuter swarmed up a three-story-high
boulder. She examined the surrounding forensic evidence at length,
dabbing carefully at her spex controls. She then slithered deftly
back to earth. "There was no anti-aircraft fire, right? No interceptors
flyin round last night."
"Nope. Heck, theres no people around here in a space bigger than
Delaware."
The neuter looked up. "So what do you figure, Pete?"
"I figure an accident," said Pete.
"A what?"
"An accident. A lot can go wrong with a covert HALO insertion."
"Like what, for instance?"
"Well, G-loads and stuff. System malfunctions. Maybe he just blacked
out."
"He was a federal military spook, and youre telling me he passed out?" Katrinko daintily adjusted her goggled spex with gloved and
bulbous fingertips. "Why would that matter anyway? He wouldnt
fly a spacecraft with his own hands, would he?"
Pete rubbed at the gummy line of his mask, easing the prickly
indentation across one dark, tattooed cheek. "I kinda figure he
would, actually. The man was a pilot. Big military prestige thing.
Flyin in by hand, deep in Sphere territory, covert insertion,
way behind enemy lines. . . . Thatd really be something to brag
about, back on the Potomac."
The neuter considered this sour news without apparent resentment.
As one of the worlds top technical climbers, Katrinko was a great
connoisseur of pointless displays of dangerous physical skill.
"I can get behind that." She paused. "Serious bad break, though."
They resealed their masks. Water was their greatest lack, and
vapor exhalation was a problem. They were recycling body-water
inside their suits, topped off with a few extra ccs theyd obtained
from occasional patches of frost. Theyd consumed the last of
the trail-goop and candy from their glider shipment three long
days ago. They hadnt eaten since. Still, Pete and Katrinko were
getting along pretty well, living off big subcutaneous lumps of
injected body fat.
More through habit than apparent need, Pete and Katrinko segued
into evidence-removal mode. It wasnt hard to conceal a HALO stealth
pod. The spycraft was radar-transparent and totally biodegradable.
In the bitter wind and cold of the Taklamakan, the bigger chunks
of wreckage had already gone all brown and crispy, like the shed
husks of locusts. They couldnt scrape up every physical trace,
but theyd surely get enough to fool aerial surveillance.
The Lieutenant Colonel was extremely dead. Hed come down from
the heavens in his full NAFTA military power-armor, a leaping,
brick-busting, lightning-spewing exoskeleton, all acronyms and
input jacks. It was powerful, elaborate gear, of an entirely different
order than the gooey and fibrous street tech of the two urban
intrusion freaks.
But the high-impact crash had not been kind to the armored suit.
It had been crueler still to the bone, blood, and tendon housed
inside.
Pete bagged the larger pieces with a heavy heart. He knew that
the Lieutenant Colonel was basically no good: deceitful, ruthlessly
ambitious, probably crazy. Still, Pete sincerely regretted his
employers demise. After all, it was precisely those qualities
that had led the Lieutenant Colonel to recruit Spider Pete in
the first place.
Pete also felt sincere regret for the gung-ho, clear-eyed young
military widow, and the two little redheaded kids in Augusta,
Georgia. Hed never actually met the widow or the little kids,
but the Lieutenant Colonel was always fussing about them and showing
off their photos. The Lieutenant Colonel had been a full fifteen
years younger than Spider Pete, a rosy-cheeked cracker kid really,
never happier than when handing over wads of money, nutty orders,
and expensive covert equipment to people whom no sane man would
trust with a burnt-out match. And now here he was in the cold
and empty heart of Asia, turned to jam within his shards of junk.
Katrinko did the last of the search-and-retrieval while Pete dug
beneath a ledge with his diamond hand-pick, the razored edges
slashing out clods of shale.
After shed fetched the last blackened chunk of their employer,
Katrinko perched birdlike on a nearby rock. She thoughtfully nibbled
a piece of the pods navigation console. "This gelbrain is good
when it dries out, man. Like trail mix, or a fortune cookie."
Pete grunted. "You might be eating part of him, yknow."
"Lotta good carbs and protein there, too."
They stuffed a final shattered power-jackboot inside the Colonels
makeshift cairn. The piled rock was there for the ages. A few
jets of webbing and thumbnail dabs of epoxy made it harder than
a brick wall.
It was noon now, still well below freezing, but as warm as the
Taklamakan was likely to get in January. Pete sighed, dusted sand
from his knees and elbows, stretched. It was hard work, cleaning
up; the hardest part of intrusion work, because it was the stuff
you had to do after the thrill was gone. He offered Katrinko the
end of a fiber-optic cable, so that they could speak together
without using radio or removing their masks.
Pete waited until she had linked in, then spoke into his mike.
"So we head on back to the glider now, right?"
The neuter looked up, surprised. "How come?"
"Look, Trink, this guy that we just buried was the actual spy
in this assignment. You and me, we were just his gophers and backup
support. The missions an abort."
"But were searching for a giant, secret, rocket base."
"Yeah, sure we are."
"Were supposed to find this monster high-tech complex, break
in, and record all kinds of crazy top secrets that nobody but
the mandarins have ever seen. Thats a totally hot assignment,
man."
Pete sighed. "I admit its very high-concept, but Im an old guy
now, Trink. I need the kind of payoff that involves some actual
money."
Katrinko laughed. "But Pete! Its a starship! A whole fleet of em, maybe! Secretly built in the desert, by
Chinese spooks and Japanese engineers!"
Pete shook his head. "That was all paranoid bullshit that the
flyboy made up, to get himself a grant and a field assignment.
He was tired of sitting behind a desk in the basement, thats
all."
Katrinko folded her lithe and wiry arms. "Look, Pete, you saw
those briefings just like me. You saw all those satellite shots.
The traffic analysis, too. The Sphere people are up to something
way big out here."
Pete gazed around him. He found it painfully surreal to endure
this discussion amid a vast and threatening tableau of dust-hazed
sky and sand-etched mudstone gullies. "They built something big
here once, I grant you that. But I never figured the Colonels
story for being very likely."
"Whats so unlikely about it? The Russians had a secret rocket
base in the desert a hundred years ago. American deserts are full
of secret mil-spec stuff and space-launch bases. So now the Asian
Sphere people are up to the same old game. It all makes sense."
"No, it makes no sense at all. Nobodys space-racing to build
any starships. Starships arent a space race. It takes four hundred
years to fly to the stars. Nobodys gonna finance a major military
project thatll take four hundred years to pay off. Least of all
a bunch of smart and thrifty Asian economic-warfare people."
"Well, theyre sure building something. Look, all we have to do is find the complex, break in, and document
some stuff. We can do that! People like us, we never needed any
federal bossman to help us break into buildings and take photos.
Thats what we always do, thats what we live for."
Pete was touched by the kids game spirit. She really had the
City Spider way of mind. Nevertheless, Pete was fifty-two years
old, so he found it necessary to at least try to be reasonable.
"We should haul our sorry spook asses back to that glider right
now. Lets skip on back over the Himalayas. We can fly on back
to Washington, tourist class out of Delhi. Theyll debrief us
at the puzzle-palace. Well give em the bad news about the bossman.
We got plenty of evidence to prove that, anyhow. . . . The spooks will give us some walkin money for
a busted job, and tell us to keep our noses clean. Then we can
go out for some pork chops."
Katrinkos thin shoulders hunched mulishly within the bubblepak
warts of her insulated camou. She was not taking this at all well.
"Peter, I aint looking for pork chops. Im looking for some professional
validation, okay? Im sick of that lowlife kid stuff, knocking
around raiding network sites and mayors offices. . . . This is
my chance at the big-time!"
Pete stroked the muzzle of his mask with two gloved fingers.
"Pete, I know that you aint happy. I know that already, okay?
But youve already made it in the big-time, Mr. City Spider, Mr. Legend, Mr. Champion. Now
heres my big chance come along, and you want us to hang up our
cleats."
Pete raised his other hand. "Wait a minute, I never said that."
"Well, youre tellin me youre walking. Youre turning your back.
You dont even want to check it out first."
"No," Pete said weightily, "I reckon you know me too well for
that, Trink. Im still a Spider. Im still game. Ill always at
least check it out."
Katrinko set their pace after that. Pete was content to let her
lead. It was a very stupid idea to continue the mission without
the overlordship of the Lieutenant Colonel. But it was stupid
in a different and more refreshing way than the stupid idea of
returning home to Chattanooga.
People in Petes line of work werent allowed to go home. Hed
tried that once, really tried it, eight years ago, just after
that badly busted caper in Brussels. Hed gotten a straight job
at Lyle Schweiks pedal-powered aircraft factory. The millionaire
sports tycoon had owed him a favor. Schweik had been pretty good
about it, considering.
But word had swiftly gotten around that Pete had once been a champion
City Spider. Dumb-ass co-workers would make significant remarks.
Sometimes they asked him for so-called "favors," or tried to act
street-wise. When you came down to it, straight people were a
major pain in the ass.
Pete preferred the company of seriously twisted people. People
who really cared about something, cared enough about it to really
warp themselves for it. People who looked for more out of life
than mommy-daddy, money, and the grave.
Below the edge of a ridgeline they paused for a recce. Pete whirled
a tethered eye on the end of its reel and flung it. At the peak
of its arc, six stories up, it recorded their surroundings in
a panoramic view.
Pete and Katrinko studied the image together through their linked
spex. Katrinko highlit an area downhill with a fingertip gesture.
"Now theres a tipoff."
"That gully, you mean?"
"You need to get outdoors more, Pete. Thats what we rockjocks
technically call a road."
Pete and Katrinko approached the road with professional caution.
It was a paved ribbon of macerated cinderblock, overrun with drifting
sand. The road was made of the coked-out clinker left behind by
big urban incinerators, a substance that Asians used for their
road surfaces because all the value had been cooked out of it.
The cinder road had once seen a great deal of traffic. There were
tire-shreds here and there, deep ruts in the shoulder, and post-holes
that had once been traffic signs, or maybe surveillance boxes.
They followed the road from a respectful distance, cautious of
monitors, tripwires, landmines, and many other possible unpleasantries.
They stopped for a rest in a savage arroyo where a road bridge
had been carefully removed, leaving only neat sockets in the roadbed
and a kind of conceptual arc in midair.
"What creeps me out is how clean this all is," Pete said over
cable. "Its a road, right? Somebodys gotta throw out a beer
can, a lost shoe, something."
Katrinko nodded. "I figure construction robots."
"Really."
Katrinko spread her swollen-fingered gloves. "Its a Sphere operation,
so its bound to have lots of robots, right? I figure robots built
this road. Robots used this road. Robots carried in tons and tons
of whatever they were carrying. Then when they were done with
the big project, the robots carried off everything that was worth
any money. Gathered up the guideposts, bridges, everything. Very
neat, no loose ends, very Sphere-type way to work." Katrinko set
her masked chin on her bent knees, gone into reverie. "Some very
weird and intense stuff can happen, when you got a lot of space
in the desert, and robot labor thats too cheap to meter."
Katrinko hadnt been wasting her time in those intelligence briefings.
Pete had seen a lot of City Spider wannabes, even trained quite
a few of them. But Katrinko had what it took to be a genuine Spider
champion: the desire, the physical talent, the ruthless dedication,
and even the smarts. It was staying out of jails and morgues that
was gonna be the tough part for Katrinko. "Youre a big fan of
the Sphere, arent you, kid? You really like the way they operate."
"Sure, I always liked Asians. Their foods a lot better than Europes."
Pete took this in stride. NAFTA, Sphere, and Europe: the trilateral
superpowers jostled about with the uneasy regularity of sunspots,
periodically brewing storms in the proxy regimes of the South.
During his fifty-plus years, Pete had seen the Asian Cooperation
Sphere change its public image repeatedly, in a weird political
rhythm. Exotic vacation spot on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Baffling
alien threat on Mondays and Wednesdays. Major trading partner
each day and every day, including weekends and holidays.
At the current political moment, the Asian Cooperation Sphere
was deep into its Inscrutable Menace mode, logging lots of grim
media coverage as NAFTAs chief economic adversary. As far as
Pete could figure it, this basically meant that a big crowd of
goofy North American economists were trying to act really macho.
Their major complaint was that the Sphere was selling NAFTA too
many neat, cheap, well-made consumer goods. That was an extremely
silly thing to get killed about. But people perished horribly
for much stranger reasons than that.
At sunset, Pete and Katrinko discovered the giant warning signs.
They were titanic vertical plinths, all epoxy and clinker, much
harder than granite. They were four stories tall, carefully rooted
in bedrock, and painstakingly chiseled with menacing horned symbols
and elaborate textual warnings in at least fifty different languages.
English was language number three.
"Radiation waste," Pete concluded, deftly reading the text through
his spex, from two kilometers away. "This is a radiation waste
dump. Plus, a nuclear test site. Old Red Chinese hydrogen bombs,
way out in the Taklamakan desert." He paused thoughtfully. "You
gotta hand it to em. They sure picked the right spot for the
job."
"No way!" Katrinko protested. "Giant stone warning signs, telling
people not to trespass in this area? Thats got to be a con-job."
"Well, it would sure account for them using robots, and then destroying
all the roads."
"No, man. Its likeyou wanna hide something big nowadays. You
dont put a safe inside the wall any more, because hey, everybodys
got magnetometers and sonic imaging and heat detection. So you
hide your best stuff in the garbage."
Pete scanned their surroundings on spex telephoto. They were lurking
on a hillside above a playa, where the occasional gullywasher
had spewed out a big alluvial fan of desert-varnished grit and
cobbles. Stuff was actually growing down theresquat leathery
grasses with fat waxy blades like dead mens fingers. The evil
vegetation didnt look like any kind of grass that Pete had ever
seen. It struck him as the kind of grass that would blithely gobble
up stray plutonium. "Trink, I like my explanations simple. I figure
that so-called giant starship base for a giant radwaste dump."
"Well, maybe," the neuter admitted. "But even if thats the truth,
thats still news worth paying for. We might find some busted-up
barrels, or some badly managed fuel rods out there. That would
be a big political embarrassment, right? Proof of that would be
worth something."
"Huh," said Pete, surprised. But it was true. Long experience
had taught Pete that there were always useful secrets in other
peoples trash. "Is it worth glowin in the dark for?"
"So whats the problem?" Katrinko said. "I aint having kids.
I fixed that a long time ago. And youve got enough kids already."
"Maybe," Pete grumbled. Four kids by three different women. It
had taken him a long sad time to learn that women who fell head-over-heels
for footloose, sexy tough guys would fall repeatedly for pretty
much any footloose, sexy tough guy.
Katrinko was warming to the task at hand. "We can do this, man.
We got our suits and our breathing masks, and were not eating
or drinking anything out here, so were practically radiation-tight.
So we camp way outside the dump tonight. Then before dawn we slip
in, we check it out real quick, we take our pictures, we leave.
Clean, classic intrusion job. Nobody living around here to stop
us, no problem there. And then, we got something to show the spooks
when we get home. Maybe something we can sell."
Pete mulled this over. The prospect didnt sound all that bad.
It was dirty work, but it would complete the mission. Alsothis
was the part he liked bestit would keep the Lieutenant Colonels
people from sending in some other poor guy. "Then, back to the
glider?"
"Then back to the glider."
"Okay, good deal."
Before dawn the next morning, they stoked themselves with athletic
performance enhancers, brewed in the guts of certain gene-spliced
ticks that they had kept hibernating in their armpits. Then they
concealed their travel gear, and swarmed like ghosts up and over
the great wall.
They pierced a tiny hole through the roof of one of the duncolored,
half-buried containment hangars, and oozed a spy-eye through.
Bombproofed ranks of barrel-shaped sarcophagi, solid and glossy
as polished granite. The big fused radwaste containers were each
the size of a tanker truck. They sat there neatly ranked in hermetic
darkness, mute as sphinxes. They looked to be good for the next
twenty thousand years.
Pete liquefied and retrieved the gelcam, then re-sealed the tiny
hole with rock putty. They skipped down the slope of the dusty
roof. There were lots of lizard tracks in the sand drifts, piled
at the rim of the dome. These healthy traces of lizard cheered
Pete up considerably.
They swarmed silently up and over the wall. Back uphill to the
grotto where theyd stashed their gear. Then they removed their
masks to talk again.
Pete sat behind a boulder, enjoying the intrusion after-glow.
"A cakewalk," he pronounced it. "A pleasure hike." His pulse was
already normal again, and, to his joy, there were no suspicious
aches under his caraco-acromial arch.
"You gotta give them credit, those robots sure work neat."
Pete nodded. "Killer application for robots, your basic lethal
waste gig."
"I telephotoed that whole cantonment," said Katrinko, "and theres
no water there. No towers, no plumbing, no wells. People can get
along without a lot of stuff in the desert, but nobody lives without
water. That place is stone dead. It was always dead." She paused.
"It was all automated robot work from start to finish. You know
what that means, Pete? It means no human being has ever seen that
place before. Except for you and me."
"Hey, then its a first! We scored a first intrusion! Thats just
dandy," said Pete, pleased at the professional coup. He gazed
across the cobbled plain at the walled cantonment, and pressed
a last set of spex shots into his gelbrain archive. Two dozen
enormous domes, built block by block by giant robots, acting with
the dumb persistence of termites. The sprawling domes looked as
if theyd congealed on the spot, their rims settling like molten
taffy into the deserts little convexities and concavities. From
a satellite view, the domes probably passed for natural features.
"Lets not tarry, okay? I can kinda feel those X-ray fingers kinking
my DNA."
"Aw, youre not all worried about that, are you, Pete?"
Pete laughed and shrugged. "Who cares? Jobs over, kid. Back to
the glider."
"They do great stuff with gene damage nowadays, yknow. Kinda
re-weave you, down at the spook lab."
"What, those military doctors? I dont wanna give them the excuse."
The wind picked up. A series of abrupt and brutal gusts. Dry,
and freezing, and peppered with stinging sand.
Suddenly, a faint moan emanated from the cantonment. Distant lungs
blowing the neck of a wine bottle.
"Whats that big weird noise?" demanded Katrinko, all alert interest.
"Aw no," said Pete. "Dang."
Steam was venting from a hole in the bottom of the thirteenth
dome. Theyd missed the hole earlier, because the rim of that
dome was overgrown with big thriving thornbushes. The bushes would
have been a tip-off in themselves, if the two of them had been
feeling properly suspicious.
In the immediate area, Pete and Katrinko swiftly discovered three
dead men. The three men had hacked and chiseled their way through
the containment domefrom the inside. They had wriggled through
the long, narrow crevice they had cut, leaving much blood and
skin.
The first man had died just outside the dome, apparently from
sheer exhaustion. After their Olympian effort, the two survivors
had emerged to confront the sheer four-story walls.
The remaining men had tried to climb the mighty wall with their
handaxes, crude woven ropes, and pig-iron pitons. It was a nothing
wall for a pair of City Spiders with modern handwebs and pinpression
cleats. Pete and Katrinko could have camped and eaten a watermelon
on that wall. But it was a very serious wall for a pair of very
weary men dressed in wool, leather, and homemade shoes.
One of them had fallen from the wall, and had broken his back
and leg. The last one had decided to stay to comfort his dying
comrade, and it seemed he had frozen to death.
The three men had been dead for many months, maybe over a year.
Ants had been at work on them, and the fine salty dust of the
Taklamakan, and the freeze-drying. Three desiccated Asian mummies,
black hair and crooked teeth and wrinkled dusky skin, in their
funny bloodstained clothes.
Katrinko offered the cable lead, chattering through her mask.
"Man, look at these shoes! Look at this shirt this guys gotwould you call this thing a
shirt?"
"What I would call this is three very brave climbers," Pete said.
He tossed a tethered eye into the crevice that the men had cut.
The inside of the thirteenth dome was a giant forest of monitors.
Microwave antennas, mostly. The top of the dome wasnt sturdy
sintered concrete like the others, it was some kind of radar-transparent
plastic. Dark inside, like the other domes, and hermetically sealedat
least before the dead men had chewed and chopped their hole through
the wall. No sign of any radwaste around here.
They discovered the little camp where the men had lived. Their
bivouac. Three men, patiently chipping and chopping their way
to freedom. Burning their last wicks and oil lamps, eating their
last rations bite by bite, emptying their leather canteens and
scraping for frost to drink. Surrounded all the time by a towering
jungle of satellite relays and wavepipes. Pete found that scene
very ugly. That was a very bad scene. That was the worst of it
yet.
Pete and Katrinko retrieved their full set of intrusion gear.
They then broke in through the top of the dome, where the cutting
was easiest. Once through, they sealed the hole behind themselves,
but only lightly, in case they should need a rapid retreat. They
lowered their haul bags to the stone floor, then rappelled down
on their smart ropes. Once on ground level, they closed the escape
tunnel with web and rubble, to stop the howling wind, and to keep
contaminants at bay.
With the hole sealed, it grew warmer in the dome. Warm, and moist.
Dew was collecting on walls and floor. A very strange smell, too.
A smell like smoke and old socks. Mice and spice. Soup and sewage.
A cozy human reek from the depths of the earth.
"The Lieutenant Colonel sure woulda have loved this," whispered
Katrinko over cable, spexing out the towering machinery with her
infrareds. "You put a clip of explosive ammo through here, and
it sure would put a major crimp in somebodys automated gizmos."
Pete figured their present situation for an excellent chance to
get killed. Automated alarm systems were the deadliest aspect
of his professional existence, somewhat tempered by the fact that
smart and aggressive alarm systems frequently killed their owners.
There was a basic engineering principle involved. Fancy, paranoid
alarm systems went false-positive all the time: squirrels, dogs,
wind, hail, earth tremors, horny boyfriends who forgot the password.
. . . They were smart, and they had their own agenda, and it made
them troublesome.
But if these machines were alarms, then they hadnt noticed a
rather large hole painstakingly chopped in the side of their dome.
The spars and transmitters looked bad, all patchy with long-accumulated
rime and ice. A junkyard look, the definite smell of dead tech.
So somebody had given up on these smart, expensive, paranoid alarms.
Someone had gotten sick and tired of them, and shut them off.
At the foot of a microwave tower, they found a rat-sized manhole
chipped out, covered with a laced-down lid of sheeps hide. Pete
dropped a spy-eye down, scoping out a machine-drilled shaft. The
tunnel was wide enough to swallow a car, and it dropped down as
straight as a plumb bob for farther than his eyes wiring could
reach.
Pete silently yanked a rusting pig-iron piton from the edge of
the hole, and replaced it with a modern glue anchor. Then he whipped
a smart-rope through and carefully tightened his harness.
Katrinko began shaking with eagerness. "Pete, I am way hot for
this. Lemme lead point."
Pete clipped a crab into Katrinkos harness, and linked their
spex through the fiber-optic embedded in the rope. Then he slapped
the neuters shoulder. "Get bold, kid."
Katrinko flared out the webbing on her gripgloves, and dropped
in feetfirst.
The would-be escapees had made a lot of use of cabling already
present in the tunnel. There were ceramic staples embedded periodically,
to hold the cabling snug against the stone. The climbers had scrabbled
their way up from staple to staple, using ladder-runged bamboo
poles and iron hooks.
Katrinko stopped her descent and tied off. Pete sent their haulbags
down. Then he dropped and slithered after her. He stopped at the
lead chock, tied off, and let Katrinko take lead again, following
her progress with the spex.
An eerie glow shone at the bottom of the tunnel. Pay day. Pete
felt a familiar transcendental tension overcome him. It surged
through him with mad intensity. Fear, curiosity, and desire: the
raw, hot, thieving thrill of a major-league intrusion. A feeling
like being insane, but so much better than craziness, because
now he felt so awake. Pete was awash in primal spiderness, cravings too deep and slippery
to speak about.
The light grew hotter in Petes infrareds. Below them was a slotted
expanse of metal, gleaming like a kitchen sink, louvers with hot
slots of light. Katrinko planted a foamchock in the tunnel wall,
tied off, leaned back, and dropped a spy eye through the slot.
Petes hands were too busy to reach his spex. "What do you see?"
he hissed over cable.
Katrinko craned her head back, gloved palms pressing the goggles
against her face. "I can see everything, man! Gardens of Eden, and cities of gold!"
The cave had been ancient solid rock once, a continental bulk.
The rock had been pierced by a Russian-made drilling rig. A dry
well, in a very dry country. And then some very weary, and very
sunburned, and very determined Chinese Communist weapons engineers
had installed a one-hundred megaton hydrogen bomb at the bottom
of their dry hole. When their beast in its nest of layered casings
achieved fusion, seismographs jumped like startled fawns in distant
California.
The thermonuclear explosion had left a giant gasbubble at the
heart of a crazy webwork of faults and cracks. The deep and empty
bubble had lurked beneath the desert in utter and terrible silence,
for ninety years.
Then Asias new masters had sent in new and more sophisticated
agencies.
Pete saw that the distant sloping walls of the cavern were daubed
with starlight. White constellations, whole and entire. And amid
the spacethat giant and sweetly damp airspacewere three great
glowing lozenges, three vertical cylinders the size of urban high
rises. They seemed to be suspended in midair.
"Starships," Pete muttered.
"Starships," Katrinko agreed. Menus appeared in the shared visual
space of their linked spex. Katrinkos fingertip sketched out
a set of tiny moving sparks against the walls. "But check that out."
"What are those?"
"Heat signatures. Little engines." The envisioned world wheeled
silently. "And check out over here tooand crawlin around deep
in there, dozens of the things. And Pete, see these? Those big
ones? Kinda on patrol?"
"Robots."
"Yep."
"What the hell are they up to, down here?"
"Well, I figure it this way, man. If youre inside one of those
fake starships, and you look out through those windowsthose portholes, I guess we call emyou cant see anything but shiny stars. Deep
space. But with spex, we can see right through all that business.
And Pete, that whole stone sky down there is crawling with machinery."
"Man oh man."
"And nobody inside those starships can see down, man. There is a whole lot of very major weirdness going on down
at the bottom of that cave. Theres a lot of hot steamy water
down there, deep in those rocks and those cracks."
"Water, or a big smelly soup maybe," Pete said. "A chemical soup."
"Biochemical soup."
"Autonomous self-assembly proteinaceous biotech. Strictly forbidden
by the Nonproliferation Protocols of the Manila Accords of 2037,"
said Pete. Pete rattled off this phrase with practiced ease, having
rehearsed it any number of times during various background briefings.
"A whole big lake of way-hot, way-illegal, self-assembling goo
down there."
"Yep. The very stuff that our covert-tech boys have been messing with under the Rockies for
the past ten years."
"Aw, Pete, everybody cheats a little bit on the accords. The way
we do it in NAFTA, its no worse than bathtub gin. But this is
huge! And Lord only knows whats inside those starships."
"Gotta be people, kid."
"Yep."
Pete drew a slow moist breath. "This is a big one, Trink. This
is truly major-league. You and me, we got ourselves an intelligence
coup here of historic proportions."
"If youre trying to say that we should go back to the glider
now," Katrinko said, "dont even start with me."
"We need to go back to the glider," Pete insisted, "with the photographic
proof that we got right now. That was our mission objective. Its
what they pay us for."
"Whoop-tee-do."
"Besides, its the patriotic thing. Right?"
"Maybe Id play the patriot game, if I was in uniform," said Katrinko.
"But the Army dont allow neuters. Im a total freak and Im a
free agent, and I didnt come here to see Shangri-La and then
turn around first thing."
"Yeah," Pete admitted. "I really know that feeling."
"Im going down in there right now," Katrinko said. "You belay
for me?"
"No way, kid. This time, Im leading point."
Pete eased himself through a crudely broken louver and out onto
the vast rocky ceiling. Pete had never much liked climbing rock.
Nasty stuff, rockall natural, no guaranteed engineering specifications.
Still, Pete had spent a great deal of his life on ceilings. Ceilings
he understood.
He worked his way out on a series of congealed lava knobs, till
he hit a nice solid crack. He did a rapid set of fist-jams, then
set a pair of foam-clamps, and tied himself off on anchor.
Pete panned slowly in place, upside down on the ceiling, muffled
in his camou gear, scanning methodically for the sake of Katrinko
back on the fiber-optic spex link. Large sections of the ceiling
looked weirdly worm-eaten, as if drills or acids had etched the
rock away. Pete could discern in the eerie glow of infrared that
the three fake starships were actually supported on columns. Huge
hollow tubes, lacelike and almost entirely invisible, made of
something black and impossibly strong, maybe carbon-fiber. There
were water pipes inside the columns, and electrical power.
Those columns were the quickest and easiest ways to climb down
or up to the starships. Those columns were also very exposed.
They looked like excellent places to get killed.
Pete knew that he was safely invisible to any naked human eye,
but there wasnt much he could do about his heat signature. For
all he knew, at this moment he was glowing like a Christmas tree
on the sensors of a thousand heavily armed robots. But you couldnt
leave a thousand machines armed to a hair-trigger for years on
end. And who would program them to spend their time watching ceilings?
The muscular burn had faded from his back and shoulders. Pete
shook a little extra blood through his wrists, unhooked, and took
off on cleats and gripwebs. He veered around one of the fake stars,
a great glowing glassine bulb the size of a laundry basket. The
fake star was cemented into a big rocky wart, and it radiated
a cold, enchanting, and gooey firefly light. Pete was so intrigued
by this bold deception that his cleat missed a smear. His left
foot swung loose. His left shoulder emitted a nasty-feeling, expensive-sounding
pop. Pete grunted, planted both cleats, and slapped up a glue
patch, with tendons smarting and the old forearm clock ticking
fast. He whipped a crab through the patchloop and sagged within
his harness, breathing hard.
On the surface of his spex, Katrinkos glowing fingertip whipped
across the field of Petes vision, and pointed. Something moving
out there. Pete had company.
Pete eased a string of flashbangs from his sleeve. Then he hunkered
down in place, trusting to his camouflage, and watching.
A robot was moving toward him among the dark pits of the fake
stars. Wobbling and jittering.
Pete had never seen any device remotely akin to this robot. It
had a porous, foamy hide, like cork and plastic. It had a blind
compartmented knob for a head, and fourteen long fibrous legs
like a frayed mess of used rope, terminating in absurdly complicated
feet, like a boxful of grip pliers. Hanging upside down from bits
of rocky irregularity too small to see, it would open its big
warty head and flick out a forked sensor like a snakes tongue.
Sometimes it would dip itself close to the ceiling, for a lingering
chemical smooch on the surface of the rock.
Pete watched with murderous patience as the device backed away,
drew nearer, spun around a bit, meandered a little closer, sucked
some more ceiling rock, made up its mind about something, replanted
its big grippy feet, hoofed along closer yet, lost its train of
thought, retreated a bit, sniffed the air at length, sucked meditatively
on the end of one of its ropy tentacles.
It finally reached him, walked deftly over his legs, and dipped
up to lick enthusiastically at the chemical traces left by his
gripweb. The robot seemed enchanted by the taste of the gloves
elastomer against the rock. It hung there on its fourteen plier
feet, loudly licking and rasping.
Pete lashed out with his pick. The razored point slid with a sullen
crunch right through the things corky head.
It went limp instantly, pinned there against the ceiling. Then
with a nasty rustling it deployed a whole unsuspected set of waxy
and filmy appurtenances. Complex bug-tongue things, mandible scrapers,
delicate little spatulas, all reeling and trembling out of its
slotted underside.
It was not going to die. It couldnt die, because it had never
been alive. It was a piece of biotechnical machinery. Dying was
simply not on its agenda anywhere. Pete photographed the device
carefully as it struggled with obscene mechanical stupidity to
come to workable terms with its new environmental parameters.
Then Pete levered the pick loose from the ceiling, shook it loose,
and dropped the pierced robot straight down to hell.
Pete climbed more quickly now, favoring the strained shoulder.
He worked his way methodically out to the relative ease of the
vertical wall, where he discovered a large mined-out vein in the
constellation Sagittarius. The vein was a big snaky recess where
some kind of ore had been nibbled and strained from the rock.
By the look of it, the rock had been chewed away by a termite
host of tiny robots with mouths like toenail clippers.
He signaled on the spex for Katrinko. The neuter followed along
the clipped and anchored line, climbing like a fiend while lugging
one of the haulbags. As Katrinko settled in to their new base
camp, Pete returned to the louvers to fetch the second bag. When
hed finally heaved and grappled his way back, his shoulder was
aching bitterly and his nerves were shot. They were done for the
day.
Katrinko had put up the emission-free encystment web at the mouth
of their crevice. With Pete returned to relative safety, she reeled
in their smart-ropes and fed them a handful of sugar.
Pete cracked open two capsules of instant fluff, then sank back
gratefully into the wool.
Katrinko took off her mask. She was vibrating with alert enthusiasm.
Youth, thought Peteyouth, and the 8 percent metabolic advantage
that came from lacking sex organs. "Were in so much trouble now,"
Katrinko whispered, with a feverish grin in the faint red glow
of a single indicator light. She no longer resembled a boy or
a young woman. Katrinko looked completely diabolical. This was
a nonsexed creature. Pete liked to think of her as a "she," because
this was somehow easier on his mind, but Katrinko was an "it."
Now it was filled with glee, because finally it had placed itself
in a proper and pleasing situation. Stark and feral confrontation
with its own stark and feral little being.
"Yeah, this is trouble," Pete said. He placed a fat medicated
tick onto the vein inside of his elbow. "And youre taking first
watch."
Pete woke four hours later, with a heart-fluttering rise from
the stunned depths of chemically assisted delta-sleep. He felt
numb, and lightly dusted with a brain-clouding amnesia, as if
hed slept for four straight days. He had been profoundly helpless
in the grip of the drug, but the risk had been worth it, because
now he was thoroughly rested. Pete sat up, and tried the left
shoulder experimentally. It was much improved.
Pete rubbed feeling back into his stubbled face and scalp, then
strapped his spex on. He discovered Katrinko squatting on her
haunches, in the radiant glow of her own body heat, pondering
over an ugly mess of spines, flakes, and goo.
Pete touched spex knobs and leaned forward. "What you got there?"
"Dead robots. They ate our foamchocks, right out of the ceiling.
They eat anything. I killed the ones that tried to break into
camp." Katrinko stroked at a midair menu, then handed Pete a fiber
lead for his spex. "Check this footage I took."
Katrinko had been keeping watch with the gelcams, picking out
passing robots in the glow of their engine heat. Shed documented
them on infrared, saving and editing the clearest live-action
footage. "These little ones with the ball-shaped feet, I call
them keets," she narrated, as the captured frames cascaded across
Petes spex-clad gaze. "Theyre small, but theyre really fast,
and all over the placeI had to kill three of them. This one with
the sharp spiral nose is a drillet. Those are a pair of dubits.
The dubits always travel in pairs. This big thing here, that looks
like a spilled dessert with big eyes and a ball on a chain, I
call that one a lurchen. Because of the way it moves, see? Its
sure a lot faster than it looks."
Katrinko stopped the spex replay, switched back to live perception,
and poked carefully at the broken litter before her booted feet.
The biggest device in the heap resembled a dissected cats head
stuffed with cables and bristles. "I also killed this piteen.
Piteens dont die easy, man."
"Theres lots of these things?"
"I figure hundreds, maybe thousands. All different kinds. And
every one of em as stupid as dirt. Or else wed be dead and disassembled
a hundred times already."
Pete stared at the dissected robots, a cooling mass of nerve-netting,
batteries, veiny armor plates, and gelatin. "Why do they look
so crazy?"
"Cause they grew all by themselves. Nobody ever designed them."
Katrinko glanced up. "You remember those big virtual spaces for
weapons design, that they run out in Alamagordo?"
"Yeah, sure, Alamagordo. Physics simulations on those super-size
quantum gelbrains. Huge virtualities, with ultra-fast, ultra-fine
detail. You bet I remember New Mexico! I love to raid a great
computer lab. Theres something so traditional about the hack."
"Yeah. See, for us NAFTA types, physics virtualities are a military
app. We always give our tech to the military whenever it looks
really dangerous. But lets say you dont share our NAFTA values.
You dont wanna test new weapons systems inside giant virtualities.
Lets say you want to make a can-opener, instead."
During her sleepless hours huddling on watch, Katrinko had clearly
been giving this matter a lot of thought. "Well, you could study
other peoples can-openers and try to improve the design. Or else
you could just set up a giant high-powered virtuality with a bunch
of virtual cans inside it. Then you make some can-opener simulations,
that are basically blobs of goo. Theyre simulated goo, but theyre
also programs, and those programs trade data and evolve. Whenever
they pierce a can, you reward them by making more copies of them.
Youre running, like, a million generations of a million different
possible can-openers, all day every day, in a simulated space."
The concept was not entirely alien to Spider Pete. "Yeah, Ive
heard the rumors. It was one of those stunts like Artificial Intelligence.
It might look really good on paper, but you cant ever get it
to work in real life."
"Yeah, and now its illegal too. Kinda hard to police, though.
But lets imagine youre into economic warfare and you figure
out how to do this. Finally, you evolve this super weird, super
can-opener that no human being could ever have invented. Something
that no human being could even imagine. Because it grew like a mushroom in an entire alternate physics.
But you have all the specs for its shape and proportions, right
there in the supercomputer. So to make one inside the real world,
you just print it out like a photograph. And it works! It runs!
See? Instant cheap consumer goods."
Pete thought it over. "So youre saying the Sphere people got
that idea to work, and these robots here were built that way?"
"Pete, I just cant figure any other way this could have happened.
These machines are just too alien. They had to come from some
totally nonhuman, autonomous process. Even the best Japanese engineers
cant design a jelly robot made out of fuzz and rope that can
move like a caterpillar. Theres not enough money in the world
to pay human brains to think that out."
Pete prodded at the gooey ruins with his pick. "Well, you got
that right."
"Whoever built this place, they broke a lot of rules and treaties.
But they did it all really cheap. They did it in a way that is so cheap that it is beyond economics." Katrinko thought this over. "Its way beyond economics, and thats exactly why its against all those rules and the treaties in the first place."
"Fast, cheap, and out of control."
"Exactly, man. If this stuff ever got loose in the real world,
it would mean the end of everything we know."
Pete liked this last statement not at all. He had always disliked
apocalyptic hype. He liked it even less now because under these
extreme circumstances it sounded very plausible. The Sphere had
the youngest and the biggest population of the three major trading
blocs, and the youngest and the biggest ideas. People in Asia
knew how to get things done. "Yknow, Lyle Schweik once told me
that the weirdest bicycles in the world come out of China these
days."
"Well, hes right. They do. And what about those Chinese circuitry
chips theyve been dumping in the NAFTA markets lately? Those
chips are dirt cheap and work fine, but theyre full of all this
crazy leftover wiring that doubles back and gets all snarled up.
. . . I always thought that was just shoddy workmanship. Man,
workmanship had nothing to do with those chips."
Pete nodded soberly. "Okay. Chips and bicycles, that much I can
understand. Theres a lot of money in that. But who the heck would
take the trouble to create a giant hole in the ground thats full
of robots and fake stars? I mean, why?"
Katrinko shrugged. "I guess its just the Sphere, man. They still
do stuff just because its wonderful."
The bottom of the world was boiling over. During the passing century,
the nuclear test cavity had accumulated its own little desert
aquifer, a pitch-black subterranean oasis. The bottom of the bubble
was an unearthly drowned maze of shattered cracks and chemical
deposition, all turned to simmering tidepools of mechanical self-assemblage.
Oxygen-fizzing geysers of black fungus tea.
Steam rose steadily in the darkness amid the crags, rising to
condense and run in chilly rivulets down the spherical star-spangled
walls. Down at the bottom, all the water was eagerly collected
by aberrant devices of animated sponge and string. Katrinko instantly
tagged these as "smits" and "fuzzens."
The smits and fuzzens were nightmare dishrags and piston-powered
spaghetti, leaping and slopping wetly from crag to crag. Katrinko
took an unexpected ease and pleasure in naming and photographing
the machines. Speculation boiled with sinister ease from the sexless
youngsters vulpine head, a swift off-the-cuff adjustment to this
alien toy world. It would seem that the kid lived rather closer
to the future than Pete did.
They cranked their way from boulder to boulder, crack to liquid
crack. They documented fresh robot larvae, chewing their way to
the freedom of darkness through plugs of goo and muslin. It was
a whole miniature creation, designed in the senseless gooey cores
of a Chinese supercomputing gelbrain, and transmuted into reality
in a hot broth of undead mechanized protein. This was by far the
most amazing phenomenon that Pete had ever witnessed. Pete was
accordingly plunged into gloom. Knowledge was power in his world.
He knew with leaden certainty that he was taking on far too much
voltage for his own good.
Pete was a professional. He could imagine stealing classified
military secrets from a superpower, and surviving that experience.
It would be very risky, but in the final analysis it was just
the military. A rocket base, for instancea secret Asian rocket
base might have been a lot of fun.
But this was not military. This was an entire new means of industrial
production. Pete knew with instinctive street-level certainty
that tech of this level of revolutionary weirdness was not a spy
thing, a sports thing, or a soldier thing. This was a big, big
money thing. He might survive discovering it. Hed never get away with
revealing it.
The thrilling wonder of it all really bugged him. Thrilling wonder
was at best a passing thing. The sober implications for the longer
term weighed on Petes soul like a damp towel. He could imagine
escaping this place in one piece, but he couldnt imagine any
plausible aftermath for handing over nifty photographs of thrilling
wonder to military spooks on the Potomac. He couldnt imagine
what the powers-that-were would do with that knowledge. He rather
dreaded what they would do to him for giving it to them.
Pete wiped a sauna cascade of sweat from his neck.
"So I figure its either geothermal power, or a fusion generator
down there," said Katrinko.
"Id be betting thermonuclear, given the circumstances." The rocks
below their busy cleats were a-skitter with bugs: gippers and
ghents and kebbits, dismantlers and glue-spreaders and brain-eating
carrion disassemblers. They were profoundly dumb little devices,
specialized as centipedes. They didnt seem very aggressive, but
it surely would be a lethal mistake to sit down among them.
A barnacle thing with an iris mouth and long whipping eyes took
a careful taste of Katrinkos boot. She retreated to a crag with
a yelp.
"Wear your mask," Pete chided. The damp heat was bliss after the
skin-eating chill of the Taklamakan, but most of the vents and
cracks were spewing thick smells of hot beef stew and burnt rubber,
all varieties of eldritch mechano-metabolic byproduct. His lungs
felt sore at the very thought of it.
Pete cast his foggy spex up the nearest of the carbon-fiber columns,
and the golden, glowing, impossibly tempting lights of those starship
portholes up above.
Katrinko led point. She was pitilessly exposed against the lacelike
girders. They didnt want to risk exposure during two trips, so
they each carried a haul bag.
The climb went well at first. Then a machine rose up from wet
darkness like a six-winged dragonfly. Its stinging tail lashed
through the thready column like the kick of a mule. It connected
brutally. Katrinko shot backwards from the impact, tumbled ten
meters, and dangled like a ragdoll from her last backup chock.
The flying creature circled in a figure eight, attempting to make
up its nonexistent mind. Then a slower but much larger creature
writhed and fluttered out of the starry sky, and attacked Katrinkos
dangling haulbag. The bag burst like a Christmas piñata in a churning
array of taloned wings. A fabulous cascade of expensive spy gear
splashed down to the hot pools below.
Katrinko twitched feebly at the end of her rope. The dragonfly,
cruelly alerted, went for her movement. Pete launched a string
of flashbangs.
The world erupted in flash, heat, concussion, and flying chaff.
Impossibly hot and loud, a thunderstorm in a closet. The best
kind of disappearance magic: total overwhelming distraction, the
only real magic in the world.
Pete soared up to Katrinko like a balloon on a bungee-cord. When
he reached the bottom of the starship, twenty-seven heart-pounding
seconds later, he had burned out both the smart-ropes.
The silvery rain of chaff was driving the bugs to mania. The bottom
of the cavern was suddenly a-crawl with leaping mechanical heat-ghosts,
an instant menagerie of skippers and humpers and floppers. At
the rim of perception, there were new things rising from the depths
of the pools, vast and scaly, like golden carp to a rain of fish
chow.
Petes own haulbag had been abandoned at the base of the column.
That bag was clearly not long for this world.
Katrinko came to with a sudden winded gasp. They began free-climbing
the outside of the starship. It surface was stony, rough and uneven,
something like pumice, or wasp spit.
They found the underside of a monster porthole and pressed themselves
flat against the surface.
There they waited, inert and unmoving, for an hour. Katrinko caught
her breath. Her ribs stopped bleeding. The two of them waited
for another hour, while crawling and flying heat-ghosts nosed
furiously around their little world, following the tatters of
their programming. They waited a third hour.
Finally they were joined in their haven by an oblivious gang of
machines with suckery skirts and wheelbarrows for heads. The robots
chose a declivity and began filling it with big mandible trowels
of stony mortar, slopping it on and jaw-chiseling it into place,
smoothing everything over, tireless and pitiless.
Pete seized this opportunity to attempt to salvage their lost
equipment. There had been such fabulous federal bounty in there:
smart audio bugs, heavy-duty gelcams, sensors and detectors, pulleys,
crampons and latches, priceless vials of programmed neural goo.
. . . Pete crept back to the bottom of the spacecraft.
Everything was long gone. Even the depleted smartropes had been
eaten, by a long trail of foraging keets. The little machines
were still squirreling about in the black lace of the column,
sniffing and scraping at the last molecular traces, with every
appearance of satisfaction.
Pete rejoined Katrinko, and woke her where she clung rigid and
stupefied to her hiding spot. They inched their way around the
curved rim of the starship hull, hunting for a possible weakness.
They were in very deep trouble now, for their best equipment was
gone. It didnt matter. Their course was very obvious now, and
the loss of alternatives had clarified Petes mind. He was consumed
with a burning desire to break in.
Pete slithered into the faint shelter of a large, deeply pitted
hump. There he discovered a mess of braided rope. The rope was
woven of dead and mashed organic fibers, something like the hair
at the bottom of a sink. The rope had gone all petrified under
a stony lacquer of robot spit.
These were climbers ropes. Someone had broken out heresmashed
through the hull of the ship, from the inside. The robots had
come to repair the damage, carefully re-sealing the exit hole,
and leaving this ugly hump of stony scar tissue.
Pete pulled his gelcam drill. He had lost the sugar reserves along
with the haulbags. Without sugar to metabolize, the little enzyme-driven
rotor would starve and be useless soon. That fact could not be
helped. Pete pressed the device against the hull, waited as it
punched its way through, and squirted in a gelcam to follow.
He saw a farm. Pete could scarcely have been more astonished.
It was certainly farmland, though. Cute, toy farmland, all under
a stony blue ceiling, crisscrossed with hot grids of radiant light,
embraced in the stony arch of the enclosing hull. There were fishponds
with reeds. Ditches, and a wooden irrigation wheel. A little bridge
of bamboo. There were hairy melon vines in rich black soil and
neat, entirely weedless fields of dwarfed red grain. Not a soul
in sight.
Katrinko crept up and linked in on cable. "So where is everybody?"
Pete said.
"Theyre all at the portholes," said Katrinko, coughing.
"What?" said Pete, surprised. "Why?"
"Because of those flashbangs," Katrinko wheezed. Her battered
ribs were still paining her. "Theyre all at the portholes, looking
out into the darkness. Waiting for something else to happen."
"But we did that stuff hours ago."
"It was very big news, man. Nothing ever happens in there."
Pete nodded, fired with resolve. "Well then. Were breakin in."
Katrinko was way game. "Gonna use caps?"
"Too obvious."
"Acids and fibrillators?"
"Lost em in the haulbags."
"Well, that leaves cheesewires," Katrinko concluded. "I got two."
"I got six."
Katrinko nodded in delight. "Six cheesewires! Youre loaded for
bear, man!"
"I love cheesewires," Pete grunted. He had helped to invent them.
Eight minutes and twelve seconds later they were inside the starship.
They re-set the cored-out plug behind them, delicately gluing
it in place and carefully obscuring the hair-thin cuts.
Katrinko sidestepped into a grove of bamboo. Her camou bloomed
in green and tan and yellow, with such instant and treacherous
ease that Pete lost her entirely. Then she waved, and the spex
edge-detectors kicked in on her silhouette.
Pete lifted his spex for a human naked-eye take on the situation.
There was simply nothing there at all. Katrinko was gone, less
than a ghost, like pitchforking mercury with your eyelashes.
So they were safe now. They could glide through this bottled farm
like a pair of bad dreams.
They scanned the spacecraft from top to bottom, looking for dangerous
and interesting phenomena. Control rooms manned by Asian space
technicians maybe, or big lethal robots, or video monitorssomething
that might cramp their style or kill them. In the thirty-seven
floors of the spacecraft, they found no such thing.
The five thousand inhabitants spent their waking hours farming.
The crew of the starship were preindustrial, tribal, Asian peasants.
Men, women, old folks, little kids.
The local peasants rose every single morning, as their hot networks
of wiring came alive in the ceiling. They would milk their goats.
They would feed their sheep, and some very odd, knee-high, dwarf
Bactrian camels. They cut bamboo and netted their fishponds. They
cut down tamarisks and poplar trees for firewood. They tended
melon vines and grew plums and hemp. They brewed alcohol, and
ground grain, and boiled millet, and squeezed cooking oil out
of rapeseed. They made clothes out of hemp and raw wool and leather,
and baskets out of reeds and straw. They ate a lot of carp.
And they raised a whole mess of chickens. Somebody not from around
here had been fooling with the chickens. Apparently these were
super space-chickens of some kind, leftover lab products from
some serious long-term attempt to screw around with chicken DNA.
The hens produced five or six lumpy eggs every day. The roosters
were enormous, and all different colors, and very smelly, and
distinctly reptilian.
It was very quiet and peaceful inside the starship. The animals
made their lowing and clucking noises, and the farm workers sang
to themselves in the tiny round-edged fields, and the incessant
foot-driven water pumps would clack rhythmically, but there were
no city noises. No engines anywhere. No screens. No media.
There was no money. There were a bunch of tribal elders who sat
under the blossoming plum trees outside the big stone granaries.
They messed with beads on wires, and wrote notes on slips of wood.
Then the soldiers, or the copsthey were a bunch of kids in crude
leather armor, with spearswould tramp in groups, up and down
the dozens of stairs, on the dozens of floors. Marching like crazy,
and requisitioning stuff, and carrying stuff on their backs, and
handing things out to people. Basically spreading the wealth around.
Most of the weird bearded old guys were palace accountants, but
there were some others, too. They sat cross-legged on mats in
their homemade robes, and straw sandals, and their little spangly
hats, discussing important matters at slow and extreme length.
Sometimes they wrote stuff down on palm-leaves.
Pete and Katrinko spent a special effort to spy on these old men
in the spangled hats, because, after close study, they had concluded
that this was the local government. They pretty much had to be
the government. These old men with the starry hats were the only
part of the population who werent being worked to a frazzle.
Pete and Katrinko found themselves a cozy spot on the roof of
the granary, one of the few permanent structures inside the spacecraft.
It never rained inside the starship, so there wasnt much call
for roofs. Nobody ever trespassed up on the roof of the granary.
It was clear that the very idea of doing this was beyond local
imagination. So Pete and Katrinko stole some bamboo water jugs,
and some lovely handmade carpets, and a lean-to tent, and set
up camp there.
Katrinko studied an especially elaborate palm-leaf book that she
had filched from the local temple. There were pages and pages
of dense alien script. "Man, what do you suppose these yokels
have to write about?"
"The way I figure it," said Pete, "theyre writing down everything
they can remember from the world outside."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. Kinda building up an intelligence dossier for their little
starship regime, see? Because thats all theyll ever know, because
the people who put them inside here arent giving em any news.
And theyre sure as hell never gonna let em out."
Katrinko leafed carefully through the stiff and brittle pages
of the handmade book. The people here spoke only one language.
It was no language Pete or Katrinko could even begin to recognize.
"Then this is their history. Right?"
"Its their lives, kid. Their past lives, back when they were
still real people, in the big real world outside. Transistor radios,
and shoulder-launched rockets. Barbed-wire, pacification campaigns,
ID cards. Camel caravans coming in over the border, with mortars
and explosives. And very advanced Sphere mandarin bosses, who
just dont have the time to put up with armed, Asian, tribal fanatics."
Katrinko looked up. "That kinda sounds like your version of the outside world, Pete."
Pete shrugged. "Hey, its what happens."
"You suppose these guys really believe theyre inside a real starship?"
"I guess that depends on how much they learned from the guys who
broke out of here with the picks and the ropes."
Katrinko thought about it. "You know whats truly pathetic? The
shabby illusion of all this. Some spook mandarins crazy notion
that ethnic separatists could be squeezed down tight, and spat
out like watermelon seeds into interstellar space. . . . Man,
what a come-on, what an enticement, what an empty promise!"
"I could sell that idea," Pete said thoughtfully. "You know how
far away the stars really are, kid? About four hundred years away, thats how far. You seriously want to get human beings
to travel to another star, you gotta put human beings inside of
a sealed can for four hundred solid years. But what are people
supposed to do in there, all that time? The only thing they can do is quietly run a farm. Because thats what a starship is.
Its a desert oasis."
"So you want to try a dry-run starship experiment," said Katrinko.
"And in the meantime, you happen to have some handy religious
fanatics in the backwoods of Asia, who are shooting your ass off.
Guys who refuse to change their age-old lives, even though you
are very, very high-tech."
"Yep. Thats about the size of it. Means, motive, and opportunity."
"I get it. But I cant believe that somebody went through with
that scheme in real life. I mean, rounding up an ethnic minority,
and sticking them down in some godforsaken hole, just so youll
never have to think about them again. Thats just impossible!"
"Did I ever tell you that my grandfather was a Seminole?" Pete
said.
Katrinko shook her head. "Whats that mean?"
"They were American tribal guys who ended up stuck in a swamp.
The Florida Seminoles, they called em. Yknow, maybe they just
called my grandfather a Seminole. He dressed really funny. . . . Maybe
it just sounded good to call him a Seminole. Otherwise, he just would have been some
strange, illiterate geezer."
Katrinkos brow wrinkled. "Does it matter that your grandfather was a Seminole?"
"I used to think it did. Thats where I got my skin coloras if
that matters, nowadays. I reckon it mattered plenty to my grandfather,
though. . . . He was always stompin and carryin on about a lot
of weird stuff we couldnt understand. His English was pretty
bad. He was never around much when we needed him."
"Pete. . . ." Katrinko sighed. "I think its time we got out of
this place."
"How come?" Pete said, surprised. "Were safe up here. The locals
are not gonna hurt us. They cant even see us. They cant touch us. Hell, they cant even imagine us. With our fantastic tactical advantages, were just like gods
to these people."
"I know all that, man. Theyre like the ultimate dumb straight
people. I dont like them very much. Theyre not much of a challenge
to us. In fact, they kind of creep me out."
"No way! Theyre fascinating. Those baggy clothes, the acoustic
songs, all that menial labor. . . . These people got something
that we modern people just dont have any more."
"Huh?" Katrinko said. "Like what, exactly?"
"I dunno," Pete admitted.
"Well, whatever it is, it cant be very important." Katrinko sighed.
"We got some serious challenges on the agenda, man. We gotta sidestep
our way past all those angry robots outside, then head up that
shaft, then hoof it back, four days through a freezing desert,
with no haulbags. All the way back to the glider."
"But Trink, there are two other starships in here that we didnt
break into yet. Dont you want to see those guys?"
"What Id like to see right now is a hot bath in a four-star hotel,"
said Katrinko. "And some very big international headlines, maybe.
All about me. That would be lovely." She grinned.
"But what about the people?"
"Look, Im not people, " Katrinko said calmly. "Maybe its because
Im a neuter, Pete, but I can tell youre way off the subject.
These people are none of our business. Our business now is to
return to our glider in an operational condition, so that we can
complete our assigned mission, and return to base with our data.
Okay?"
"Well, lets break into just one more starship first."
"We gotta move, Pete. Weve lost our best equipment, and were
running low on body fat. This isnt something that we can kid
about and live."
"But well never come back here again. Somebody will, but it sure
as heck wont be us. See, its a Spider thing."
Katrinko was weakening. "One more starship? Not both of em?"
"Just one more."
"Okay, good deal."
The hole they had cut through the starships hull had been rapidly
cemented by robots. It cost them two more cheesewires to cut themselves
a new exit. Then Katrinko led point, up across the stony ceiling,
and down the carbon column to the second ship. To avoid annoying
the lurking robot guards, they moved with hypnotic slowness and
excessive stealth. This made it a grueling trip.
This second ship had seen hard use. The hull was extensively scarred
with great wads of cement, entombing many lengths of dried and
knotted rope. Pete and Katrinko found a weak spot and cut their
way in.
This starship was crowded. It was loud inside, and it smelled.
The floors were crammed with hot and sticky little bazaars, where
people sold handicrafts and liquor and food. Criminals were being
punished by being publicly chained to posts and pelted with offal
by passers-by. Big crowds of ragged men and tattooed women gathered
around brutal cockfights, featuring spurred mutant chickens half
the size of dogs. All the men carried knives.
The architecture here was more elaborate, all kinds of warrens,
and courtyards, and damp, sticky alleys. After exploring four
floors, Katrinko suddenly declared that she recognized their surroundings.
According to Katrinko, they were a physical replica of sets from
a popular Japanese interactive samurai epic. Apparently the starships
designers had needed some pre-industrial Asian village settings,
and they hadnt wanted to take the expense and trouble to design
them from scratch. So they had programmed their construction robots
with pirated game designs.
This starship had once been lavishly equipped with at least three
hundred armed video camera installations. Apparently, the mandarins
had come to the stunning realization that the mere fact that they
were recording crime didnt mean that they could control it. Their
spy cameras were all dead now. Most had been vandalized. Some
had gone down fighting. They were all inert and abandoned.
The rebellious locals had been very busy. After defeating the
spy cameras, they had created a set of giant hullbreakers. These
were siege engines, big crossbow torsion machines, made of hemp
and wood and bamboo. The hullbreakers were starship community
efforts, elaborately painted and ribboned, and presided over by
tough, aggressive gang bosses with batons and big leather belts.
Pete and Katrinko watched a labor gang, hard at work on one of
the hullbreakers. Women braided rope ladders from hair and vegetable
fiber, while smiths forged pitons over choking, hazy charcoal
fires. It was clear from the evidence that these restive locals
had broken out of their starship jail at least twenty times. Every
time they had been corralled back in by the relentless efforts
of mindless machines. Now they were busily preparing yet another
breakout.
"These guys sure have got initiative," said Pete admiringly. "Lets
do em a little favor, okay?"
"Yeah?"
"Here they are, taking all this trouble to hammer their way out.
But we still have a bunch of caps. We got no more use for em,
after we leave this place. So the way I figure it, we blow their
wall out big-time, and let a whole bunch of em loose at once.
Then you and I can escape real easy in the confusion."
Katrinko loved this idea, but had to play devils advocate. "You
really think we ought to interfere like that? That kind of shows
our hand, doesnt it?"
"Nobodys watching any more," said Pete. "Some technocrat figured
this for a big lab experiment. But they wrote these people off,
or maybe they lost their anthropology grant. These people are
totally forgotten. Lets give the poor bastards a show."
Pete and Katrinko planted their explosives, took cover on the
ceiling, and cheerfully watched the wall blow out.
A violent gust of air came through as pressures equalized, carrying
a hemorrhage of dust and leaves into interstellar space. The locals
were totally astounded by the explosion, but when the repair robots
showed up, they soon recovered their morale. A terrific battle
broke out, a general vengeful frenzy of crab-bashing and sponge-skewering.
Women and children tussled with the keets and bibbets. Soldiers
in leather cuirasses fought with the bigger machines, deploying
pikes, crossbow quarrels, and big robot-mashing mauls.
The robots were profoundly stupid, but they were indifferent to
their casualties, and entirely relentless.
The locals made the most of their window of opportunity. They
loaded a massive harpoon into a torsion catapult, and fired it
into space. Their target was the neighboring starship, the third
and last of them.
The barbed spear bounded off the hull. So they reeled it back
in on a monster bamboo hand-reel, cursing and shouting like maniacs.
The starships entire population poured into the fight. The walls
and bulkheads shook with the tramp of their angry feet. The outnumbered
robots fell back. Pete and Katrinko seized this golden opportunity
to slip out the hole. They climbed swiftly up the hull, and out
of reach of the combat.
The locals fired their big harpoon again. This time the barbed
tip struck true, and it stuck there quivering.
Then a little kid was heaved into place, half-naked, with a hammer
and screws, and a rope threaded through his belt. He had a crown
of dripping candles set upon his head.
Katrinko glanced back, and stopped dead.
Pete urged her on, then stopped as well.
The child began reeling himself industriously along the trembling
harpoon line, trailing a bigger rope. An airborne machine came
to menace him. It fell back twitching, pestered by a nasty scattering
of crossbow bolts.
Pete found himself mesmerized. He hadnt felt the desperation
of the circumstances, until he saw this brave little boy ready
to fall to his death. Pete had seen many climbers who took risks
because they were crazy. Hed seen professional climbers, such
as himself, who played games with risk as masters of applied technique.
Hed never witnessed climbing as an act of raw, desperate sacrifice.
The heroic child arrived on the grainy hull of the alien ship,
and began banging his pitons in a hammer-swinging frenzy. His
crown of candles shook and flickered with his efforts. The boy
could barely see. He had slung himself out into stygian darkness
to fall to his doom.
Pete climbed up to Katrinko and quickly linked in on cable. "We
gotta leave now, kid. Its now or never."
"Not yet," Katrinko said. "Im taping all this."
"Its our big chance."
"Well go later." Katrinko watched a flying vacuum cleaner batting
by, to swat cruelly at the kids legs. She turned her masked head
to Pete and her whole body stiffened with rage. "You got a cheesewire
left?"
"I got three."
"Gimme. I gotta go help him."
Katrinko unplugged, slicked down the starships wall in a daring
controlled slide, and hit the stretched rope. To Petes complete
astonishment, Katrinko lit there in a crouch, caught herself atop
the vibrating line, and simply ran for it. She ran along the humming
tightrope in a thrumming blur, stunning the locals so thoroughly
that they were barely able to fire their crossbows.
Flying quarrels whizzed past and around her, nearly skewering
the terrified child at the far end of the rope. Then Katrinko
leapt and bounded into space, her gloves and cleats outspread.
She simply vanished.
It was a champions gambit if Pete had ever seen one. It was a
legendary move.
Pete could manage well enough on a tightrope. He had experience,
excellent balance, and physical acumen. He was, after all, a professional.
He could walk a rope if he was put to the job.
But not in full climbing gear, with cleats. And not on a slack,
handbraided, homemade rope. Not when the rope was very poorly
anchored by a homemade pig-iron harpoon. Not when he outweighed
Katrinko by twenty kilos. Not in the middle of a flying circus
of airborne robots. And not in a cloud of arrows.
Pete was simply not that crazy any more. Instead, he would have
to follow Katrinko the sensible way. He would have to climb the
starship, traverse the ceiling, and climb down to the third starship
onto the far side. A hard three hours work at the very bestfour
hours, with any modicum of safety.
Pete weighed the odds, made up his mind, and went after the job.
Pete turned in time to see Katrinko busily cheesewiring her way
through the hull of Starship Three. A gout of white light poured
out as the cored plug slid aside. For a deadly moment, Katrinko
was a silhouetted goblin, her camou useless as the starships
radiance framed her. Her clothing fluttered in a violent gust
of escaping air.
Below her, the climbing child had anchored himself to the wall
and tied off his second rope. He looked up at the sudden gout
of light, and he screamed so loudly that the whole universe rang.
The childs many relatives reacted by instinct, with a ragged
volley of crossbow shots. The arrows veered and scattered in the
gusting wind, but there were a lot of them. Katrinko ducked, and
flinched, and rolled headlong into the starship. She vanished
again.
Had she been hit? Pete set an anchor, tied off, and tried the
radio. But without the relays in the haulbag, the weak signal
could not get through.
Pete climbed on doggedly. It was the only option left.
After half an hour, Pete began coughing. The starry cosmic cavity
had filled with a terrible smell. The stench was coming from the
invaded starship, pouring slowly from the cored-out hole. A long-bottled,
deadly stink of burning rot.
Climbing solo, Pete gave it his best. His shoulder was bad and,
worse yet, his spex began to misbehave. He finally reached the
cored-out entrance that Katrinko had cut. The locals were already
there in force, stringing themselves a sturdy rope bridge, and
attaching it to massive screws. The locals brandished torches,
spears, and crossbows. They were fighting off the incessant attacks
of the robots. It was clear from their wild expressions of savage
glee that they had been longing for this moment for years.
Pete slipped past them unnoticed, into Starship Three. He breathed
the soured air for a moment, and quickly retreated again. He inserted
a new set of mask filters, and returned.
He found Katrinkos cooling body, wedged against the ceiling.
An unlucky crossbow shot had slashed through her suit and punctured
Katrinkos left arm. So, with her usual presence of mind, she
had deftly leapt up a nearby wall, tied off on a chock, and hidden
herself well out of harms way. Shed quickly stopped the bleeding.
Despite its awkward location, shed even managed to get her wound
bandaged.
Then the foul air had silently and stealthily overcome her.
With her battered ribs and a major wound, Katrinko hadnt been
able to tell her dizziness from shock. Feeling sick, she had relaxed,
and tried to catch her breath. A fatal gambit. She was still hanging
there, unseen and invisible, dead.
Pete discovered that Katrinko was far from alone. The crew here
had all died. Died months ago, maybe years ago. Some kind of huge
fire inside the spacecraft. The electric lights were still on,
the internal machinery worked, but there was no one left here
but mummies.
These dead tribal people had the nicest clothes Pete had yet seen.
Clearly theyd spent a lot of time knitting and embroidering,
during the many weary years of their imprisonment. The corpses
had all kinds of layered sleeves, and tatted aprons, and braided
belt-ties, and lacquered hairclips, and excessively nifty little
sandals. Theyd all smothered horribly during the sullen inferno,
along with their cats and dogs and enormous chickens, in a sudden
wave of smoke and combustion that had filled their spacecraft
in minutes.
This was far too complicated to be anything as simple as mere
genocide. Pete figured the mandarins for gentlemen technocrats,
experts with the best of intentions. The lively possibility remained
that it was mass suicide. But on mature consideration, Pete had
to figure this for a very bad, and very embarrassing, social-engineering
accident.
Though that certainly wasnt what they would say about this mess,
in Washington. There was no political mess nastier than a nasty
ethnic mess. Pete couldnt help but notice that these well-behaved
locals hadnt bothered to do any harm to their spacecrafts lavish
surveillance equipment. But their cameras were off and their starship
was stone dead anyway.
The air began to clear inside the spacecraft. A pair of soldiers
from Starship Number Two came stamping down the hall, industriously
looting the local corpses. They couldnt have been happier about
their opportunity. They were grinning with awestruck delight.
Pete returned to his comrades stricken body. He stripped the
camou suithe needed the batteries. The neuters lean and sexless
corpse was puffy with subcutaneous storage pockets, big encystments
of skin where Katrinko stored her last-ditch escape tools. The
battered ribs were puffy and blue. Pete could not go on.
Pete returned to the break-in hole, where he found an eager crowd.
The invaders had run along the rope-bridge and gathered there
in force, wrinkling their noses and cheering in wild exaltation.
They had beaten the robots; there simply werent enough of the
machines on duty to resist a whole enraged population. The robots
just werent clever enough to out-think armed, coordinated human
resistancenot without killing people wholesale, and they hadnt
been designed for that. They had suffered a flat-out defeat.
Pete frightened the cheering victors away with a string of flash-bangs.
Then he took careful aim at the lip of the drop, and hoisted Katrinkos
body, and flung her far, far, tumbling down, into the boiling
pools.
Pete retreated to the first spacecraft. It was a very dispiriting
climb, and when he had completed it, his shoulder had the serious,
familiar ache of chronic injury. He hid among the unknowing population
while he contemplated his options.
He could hide here indefinitely. His camou suit was slowly losing
its charge, but he felt confident that he could manage very well
without the suit. The starship seemed to feature most any number
of taboo areas. Blocked-off no-go spots, where there might have
been a scandal once, or bloodshed, or a funny noise, or a strange,
bad, panicky smell.
Unlike the violent, reckless crowd in Starship Two, these locals
had fallen for the cover story. They truly believed that they
were in the depths of space, bound for some better, brighter pie
in their starry stone sky. Their little stellar ghetto was full
of superstitious kinks. Steeped in profound ignorance, the locals
imagined that their every sin caused the universe to tremble.
Pete knew that he should try to take his data back to the glider.
This was what Katrinko would have wanted. To die, but leave a
legenda very City Spider thing.
But it was hard to imagine battling his way past resurgent robots,
climbing the walls with an injured shoulder, then making a four-day
bitter trek through a freezing desert, all completely alone. Gliders
didnt last forever, either. Spy gliders werent built to last.
If Pete found the glider with its batteries flat, or its cute
little brain gone sour, Pete would be all over. Even if hed enjoyed
a full set of equipment, with perfect health, Pete had few illusions
about a solo spring outing, alone and on foot, over the Himalayas.
Why risk all that? After all, it wasnt like this subterranean
scene was breaking news. It was already many years old. Someone
had conceived, planned and executed this business a long time
ago. Important people with brains and big resources had known
all about this for years. Somebody knew. Maybe not the Lieutenant Colonel, on the lunatic fringe
of NAFTA military intelligence. But.
When Pete really thought about the basic implications. . . . This
was a great deal of effort, and for not that big a payoff. Because
there just werent that many people cooped up down here. Maybe
fifteen thousand of them, tops. The Asian Sphere must have had
tens of thousands of unassimilated tribal people, maybe hundreds
of thousands. Possibly millions. And why stop at that point? This
wasnt just an Asian problem. It was a very general problem. Ethnic,
breakaway people, who just plain couldnt, or wouldnt, play the
twenty-first centurys games.
How many Red Chinese atom-bomb tests had taken place deep in the
Taklamakan? Theyd never bothered to brief him on ancient history.
But Pete had to wonder if, by now, maybe they hadnt gotten this
stellar concept down to a fine art. Maybe the Sphere had franchised
their plan to Europe and NAFTA. How many forgotten holes were
there, relic pockets punched below the hide of the twenty-first
century, in the South Pacific, and Australia, and Nevada? The
deadly trash of a long-derailed Armageddon. The sullen trash-heaps
where no one would ever want to look.
Sure, he could bend every nerve and muscle to force the world
to face all this. But why? Wouldnt it make better sense to try
to think it through first?
Pete never got around to admitting to himself that he had lost
the will to leave.
As despair slowly loosened his grip on him, Pete grew genuinely
interested in the locals. He was intrigued by the stark limits
of their lives and their universe, and in what he could do with
their narrow little heads. Theyd never had a supernatural being
in their midst before; they just imagined them all the time. Pete
started with a few poltergeist stunts, just to amuse himself.
Stealing the spangled hats of the local greybeards. Shuffling
the palm leaf volumes in their sacred libraries. Hijacking an
abacus or two.
But that was childish.
The locals had a little temple, their special holy of holies.
Naturally Pete made it his business to invade the place.
The locals kept a girl locked up in there. She was very pretty,
and slightly insane, so this made her the perfect candidate to
become their Sacred Temple Girl. She was the Official Temple Priestess
of Starship Number One. Apparently, their modest community could
only afford one, single, awe-inspiring Virgin High Priestess.
But they were practical folks, so they did the best with what
they had available.
The High Priestess was a pretty young woman with a stiflingly
pretty life. She had her own maidservants, a wardrobe of ritual
clothing, and a very time-consuming hairdo. The High Priestess
spent her entire life carrying out highly complex, totally useless,
ritual actions. Incense burnings, idol dustings, washings and
purifications, forehead knockings, endless chanting, daubing special
marks on her hands and feet. She was sacred and clearly demented,
so they watched her with enormous interest, all the time. She
meant everything to them. She was doing all these crazy, painful
things so the rest of them wouldnt have to. Everything about
her was completely and utterly foreclosed.
Pete quite admired the Sacred Temple Girl. She was very much his
type, and he felt a genuine kinship with her. She was the only
local that Pete could bear to spend any personal time with.
So after prolonged study of the girl and her actions, one day,
Pete manifested himself to her. First, she panicked. Then she
tried to kill him. Naturally that effort failed. When she grasped
the fact that he was hugely powerful, totally magical, and utterly
beyond her ken, she slithered around the polished temple floor,
rending her garments and keening aloud, clearly in the combined
hope/fear of being horribly and indescribably defiled.
Pete understood the appeal of her concept. A younger Pete would
have gone for the demonic subjugation option. But Pete was all
grown up now. He hardly saw how that could help matters any, or,
in fact, make any tangible difference in their circumstances.
They never learned each others languages. They never connected
in any physical, mental, or emotional way. But they finally achieved
a kind of status quo, where they could sit together in the same
room, and quietly study one another, and fruitlessly speculate
on the alien contents of one anothers heads. Sometimes, they
would even get together and eat something tasty.
That was every bit as good as his connection with these impossibly
distant people was ever going to get.
It had never occurred to Pete that the stars might go out.
Hed cut himself a sacred, demonic bolt-hole, in a taboo area
of the starship. Every once in a while, he would saw his way through
the robots repair efforts and nick out for a good long look at
the artificial cosmos. This reassured him, somehow. And he had
other motives as well. He had a very well-founded concern that
the inhabitants of Starship Two might somehow forge their way
over, for an violent racist orgy of looting, slaughter, and rapine.
But Starship Two had their hands full with the robots. Any defeat
of the bubbling gelbrain and its hallucinatory tools could only
be temporary. Like an onrushing mudslide, the gizmos would route
around obstructions, infiltrate every evolutionary possibility,
and always, always keep the pressure on.
After the crushing defeat, the bubbling production vats went into
biomechanical overdrive. The old regime had been overthrown. All
equilibrium was gone. The machines had gone back to their cybernetic
dreamtime. Anything was possible now.
The starry walls grew thick as fleas with a seething mass of new-model
jailers. Starship Two was beaten back once again, in another bitter,
uncounted, historical humiliation. Their persecuted homeland became
a mass of grotesque cement. Even the portholes were gone now,
cruelly sealed in technological spit and ooze. A living grave.
Pete had assumed that this would pretty much finish the job. After
all, this clearly fit the parameters of the systems original
designers.
But the system could no longer bother with the limits of human
intent.
When Pete gazed through a porthole and saw that the stars were
fading, he knew that all bets were off. The stars were being robbed.
Something was embezzling their energy.
He left the starship. Outside, all heaven had broken loose. An
unspeakable host of creatures were migrating up the rocky walls,
bounding, creeping, lurching, rappelling on a web of gooey ropes.
Heading for the stellar zenith.
Bound for transcendence. Bound for escape.
Pete checked his aging cleats and gloves, and joined the exodus
at once.
None of the creatures bothered him. He had become one of them
now. His equipment had fallen among them, been absorbed, and kicked
open new doors of evolution. Anything that could breed a can-opener
could breed a rock chock and a piton, a crampon, and a pulley,
and a carabiner. His haul bags, Katrinkos bags, had been stuffed
with generations of focused human genius, and it was all about
one concept: UP. Going up. Up and out.
The unearthly landscape of the Taklamakan was hosting a robot
war. A spreading mechanical prairie of inching, crawling, biting,
wrenching, hopping mutations. And pillars of fire: Sphere satellite
warfare. Beams pouring down from the authentic heavens, invisible
torrents of energy that threw up geysers of searing dust. A bio-engineers
final nightmare. Smart, autonomous hell. They couldnt kill a
thing this big and keep it secret. They couldnt burn it up fast
enough. No, not without breaking the containment domes, and spilling
their own ancient trash across the face of the earth.
A beam crossed the horizon like the finger of God, smiting everything
in its path. The sky and earth were thick with flying creatures,
buzzing, tumbling, sculling. The beam caught a big machine, and
it fell spinning like a multi-ton maple seed. It bounded from
the side of a containment dome, caromed like a dying gymnast,
and landed below Spider Pete. He crouched there in his camou,
recording it all.
It looked back at him. This was no mere robot. It was a mechanical
civilian journalist. A brightly painted, ultramodern, European
network drone, with as many cameras on board as a top-flight media
mogul had martinis. The machine had smashed violently against
the secret wall, but it was not dead. Death was not on its agenda.
It was way game. It had spotted him with no trouble at all. He
was a human interest story. It was looking at him.
Glancing into the cold spring sky, Pete could see that the journalist
had brought a lot of its friends.
The robot rallied its fried circuits, and centered him within
a spiraling focus. Then it lifted a multipronged limb, and ceremonially
spat out every marvel it had witnessed, up into the sky and out
into the seething depths of the global web.
Pete adjusted his mask and his camou suit. He wouldnt look right,
otherwise.
"Dang," he said. |