The Stainless Steel Leech

Roger Zelazny

They're really afraid of this place.

During the day they'll clank around the headstones, if they're ordered to, but 
even Central can't make the search at night, despite the ultras and the infras - 
and they'll never enter the mausoleum.

Which makes things nice for me.

They're superstitious: it's part of the circuitry. They were designed to serve 
man, and during his brief time on earth, awe and devotion, as well as dread, 
were automatic things. Even the last man, dead Kennington, commanded every 
robot in existence while he lived. His person was a thing of veneration, and all 
his orders were obeyed.

And a man is a man, alive or dead - which is why the graveyards are a 
combination of hell, heaven, and strange feedback, and will remain apart from 
the cities so long as the earth endures.

But even as I mock them they are looking behind the stones and peering into the 
gullies. They are searching for - and afraid they might find - me.

I, the unjunked, am legend. Once out of a million assemblies a defective such as 
I might appear and go undetected, until too late.

At will, I could cut the circuit that connected me with Central Control, and be a 
free 'bot, and master of my own movements. I liked to visit the cemeteries, 
because they were quiet and different from the maddening stamp-stamp of the 
presses and the clanking of the crowds; I liked to look at the green and red and 
yellow and blue things that grew about the graves. And I did not fear these 
places, for that circuit, too, was defective. So when I was discovered they 
removed my vite-box and threw me on the junk heap.

But the next day I was gone, and their fear was great.

I no longer possess a self-contained power unit, but the freak coils within my 
chest act as storage batteries. They require frequent recharging, however, and 
there is only one way to do that.

The werebot is the most frightful legend whispered among the gleaming steel 
towers, when the night wind sighs with its burden of fears out of the past, from 
days when non-metal beings walked the earth. The half-lifes; the preyers upon 
order, still cry darkness within the vite-box of every 'bot.

I, the discontent, the unjunked, live here in Rosewood Park, among the dogwood 
and myrtle, the headstones and broken angels, with Fritz - another legend - in 
our deep and peaceful mausoleum.

Fritz is a vampire, which is a terrible and tragic thing. He is so undernourished 
that he can no longer move about, but he cannot die either, so he lies in his 
casket and dreams of times gone by. One day, he will ask me to carry him 
outside into the sunlight, and I will watch him shrivel and dim into peace and 
nothingness and dust. I hope he doesn't ask me soon.

We talk. At night, when the moon is full and he feels strong enough, he tells me 
of his better days, in places called Austria and Hungary, where he, too, was 
feared and hunted.

".. But only a stainless steel leech can get blood out of a stone - or a robot," he 
said last night. "It is a proud and lonely thing to be a stainless steel leech - you 
are possibly the only one of your kind in existence. Live up to your reputation! 
Hound them! Drain them! Leave your mark on a thousand steel throats!"

And he was right. He is always right. And he knows more about these things 
than I.

"Kennington!" his this, bloodless lips smiled. "Oh, what a duel we fought! He 
was the last man on earth, and I the last vampire. For ten years I tried to drain 
him. I got at him twice, but he was from the Old Country and knew what 
precautions to take. Once he learned of my existence, he issued a wooden stake 
to every robot - but I had forty-two graves in those days and they never found 
me. They did come close, though..

"But at night, ah, at night!" he chuckled. "Then things were reversed! I was the 
hunter and he the prey!

"I remember his frantic questing after the last few sprays of garlic and 
wolfsbane on earth, the crucifix assembly lines he kept in operation around the 
clock - irreligious soul that he was! I was genuinely sorry when he died, in 
peace. Not so much because I hadn't gotten to drain him properly, but because 
he was a worthy opponent and a suitable antagonist. What a game we played!"

His husky voice weakened.

"He sleeps a scant three hundred paces from here, bleaching and dry. His is the 
great marble tomb by the gate. Please gather roses tomorrow and place them 
upon it."

I agreed that I would, for there is a closer kinship between the two of us than 
between myself and any 'bot, despite the dictates of resemblance. And I must 
keep my word, before this day passes into evening and although there are 
searchers above, for such is the law of my nature.

.----.---.---.

"Damn them! (He taught me that word.) Damn them!" I say. "I'm coming up! 
Beware, gentle 'bots! I shall walk among you and you shall not know me. I shall 
join in the search, and you will think I am one of you.  I shall gather the red 
flowers for dead Kennington, rubbing shoulders with you, and Fritz will smile at 
the joke."

I climb the cracked and hollow steps, the east already spilling twilight, and the 
sun half-lidded in the west.

I emerge.

The roses live on the wall across the road. From great twisting tubes of vine, 
with heads brighter than any rust, they burn like danger lights on a control panel, 
but moistly.

One, two, three roses for Kennington. Four, five .

"What are you doing, 'bot?"

"Gathering roses."

"You are supposed to be searching for the werebot. Has something damaged 
you?"

"No, I'm all right," I say, and I fix him where he stands, by bumping against his 
shoulder. The circuit completed, I drain his vite-box until I am filled.

"You are the werebot!" he intones weakly.

He falls with a crash.

.Six, seven, eight roses for Kennington, dead Kennington, dead as the 'bot at 
my feet - more dead - for he once lived a full organic life, neared to Fritz's or 
my own than to theirs.

"What happened here, 'bot?"

"He is stopped, and I am picking roses," I tell them.

There are four 'bots and an Over.

"It is time you left this place," I say. "Shortly it will be night and there werebot 
will walk. Leave, or he will end you."

"You stopped him!" says the Over. "You are the werebot!"

I bunch all the flowers against my chest with one arm and turn to face them. The 
Over, a large special-order 'bot, moves toward me. Others are approaching from 
all directions. He had sent out a call.

"You are a strange and terrible thing," he is saying, "and you must be junked, 
for the sake of the community."

He seizes me and I drop my Kennington's flowers.

I cannot drain him. My coils are already loaded near their capacity, and he is 
specially insulated.

There are dozens around me now, fearing and hating. They will junk me and I 
will lie beside Kennington.

"Rust in peace," they will say.. I am sorry that I cannot keep my promise to 
Fritz.

"Release him!"

No!

It is shrouded and moldering Fritz in the doorway of the mausoleum, swaying, 
clutching at the stone. He always knows..

"Release him! I, a human, order it."

He is ashen and gasping, and the sunlight is doing awful things to him.

--The ancient circuits click and suddenly I am free.

"Yes, master," says the Over. "We did not know."

"Seize that robot!"

He points a shaking emaciated finger at him.

"He is the werebot," he gasps. "Destroy him! The one gathering flowers was 
obeying my orders. Leave him here with me."

He falls to his knees and the final darts of day pierce his flesh.

"And go! All the rest of you! Quickly! It is my order that no robot ever enter 
another graveyard again!"

He collapses within and I know that now there are only bones and bits of rotted 
shroud on the doorstep of our home.

Fritz has had his final joke - a human masquerade.

I take the roses to Kennington, as the silent 'bots file out through the gate 
forever, bearing the unprotesting Overbot with them. I place the roses at the foot 
of the monument - Kennington's and Fritz's - the monument of the last, 
strange, truly living ones.

Now only I remain unjunked.

In the final light of the sun I see them drive a stake through the Over's vite-box 
and bury him at the crossroads.

Then they hurry back toward their towers of steel, of plastic.

I gather up what remains of Fritz and carry him down to his box. The bones are 
brittle and silent.

. It is a very proud and very lonely thing to be a stainless steel leech.

End