WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A SPOOF! IT IS NOT 
SERIOUS FAN FICTION THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT 
TAKE OFFENCE DON'T READ IT. THOSE OF YOU WHO 
LIKE WHEN THINGS GET A LITTLE SILLY GO FOR IT. 
    THIS IS ONLY A SPOOF. REMEMBER IF YOU READ 
THIS AND THINK IT'S TOTALLY STUPID YOU *HAVE* 
BEEN WARNED

Legal crap. all characters with in this story are based on the 
characters of Star Trek: The Next Generation. No copy right 
infringment is intended. Please don't sue. This is merely one 
fan's attempt to honor his favorite TV series.



anyway without any further ado scaramount pictures presents:
                        *THE ENTERFLIES*
                           by: Ryan
"Captain's log: Stardate 87657.4645....(approx.) 
                We are on a seek and destroy mission. Which means 
what ever we seek...we destroy."

    "Captain, Captain Pickflard!" Commander Piker called 
loudly. "Captain Pickflard, we are coming up on a ship. It's not 
like anything we have seen before, should we destroy it or not? 
We are on a seek and detroy mission."

    "No wait a few minutes until we get close enough."

    When they got close enough they were shocked at what they 
saw. It was the Florg in their triangular prism ship which could 
not be destroyed easily.

    "Captain, they're hailing us," said Commander Wulf.

    "Yes, yes put it on screen, and hurry up! I don't have all 
day!" Captain Pickflard said impatiently.

    "We are the Florg, you will be accumulated."

    "Oh not not accumulated. Say it ain't so." said Commander 
Disk sarcastically.  He'd been like that ever since he'd gotten 
his bad attitude chip.

    "Shut up Disk." Said Counselor Loy."I can't think with all 
those negative emotions around, so keep your big mouth shut!"
    
    "Okay Miss bossy there," Commander Disk countered.

    "OKAY THAT"S IT!" Captain Pickflard yelled. "We have 
bigger problems on our hands, like trying to destroy the Florg 
and their Triangular prism ship. If we don't succeed we'll be 
accumulated."

    "Captain I have an idea," this little voice came from behind 
the crowd, it was Dr.Flusher. "Maybe we could just pour water 
on their ship and short circuit it,"

    "You knoew Flusher that's not a bad idea." said Captain 
Pickflard stroking his imaginary beard. "Okay, I want 
everyone to gather as much water as you can and we will fill 
the torpedoes and program them to explode just beforeit hits 
the Florg's triangular ship, and then the water will explode all 
over the ship and short circut the ship and fry all of the Florg."

    So everyone left and went to find water, some went to the 
ship's pool and some went to their quarters nad got water from 
the sinks and showers, they even took water from Captain 
Pickflard's pet goldfish Baldy's tank. 

    When all of that was over, Commander Wulf programmed 
the torpedos and set them up to launch. "

    "So when I give the word Commander Wulf 
fire....ready....fire." 

    Commander Wulf lauched the torpedoes and they made 
direct hits and destroyed the Florg's triangular ship. Everyone 
cheered and had a big party in 10-4 .


I know silly. But hey! Spoofing is the sincerest form of 
flattery. And besides it was just a little ribbing for our dearest 
Starfleet buddies centuries away. 
    If you want to tell me what you thought you can e-mail me 
at ryguy@cheerful.com constructive criticism please. Plus any 
ideas for future spoofs. I could use them

    See Ya