For three terrestrial months, the Honorable Athelstan Pomfrey, Plenipotentiary of the Interbeing League to the Kingdom of Talyina and (in theory) the planet of New Lemuria, had received no direct communication from the royal town.
At first King Charles had been eager to talk with him, as soon as a man in an aircar brought a radio transceiver powerful enough to bridge the distance between Bolgorka and Shverkadi. He related what happened, to the moment of his coronation: "And I sent Dzenko after Olaghi, into exile. His family and a few old retainers went along. I think they'll actually be a good influence on the mainland. They'll need to make friends with the savages there, which means they'll teach them some things. I did this right away, before I was crowned"
"You!" Pomfrey had interrupted, furious. "You the king? Of Talyina? How dare you, fellow? How dare you?"
"I hoped you wouldn't blame me, sir," a subdued voice replied from the set in the compound. "Haven't I explained how I sort of got swept along?"
"Up to a point, yes," Pomfrey conceded before he reddened afresh. "But accepting the lordship of a native country Don't you know, Charles Stuart, I can charge you with imperialism?"
The voice strengthened. "I don't think you can, sir. I mean, well, the plan Hector and I've worked out Oh, I guess you haven't met Hector MacGregor, exactly. Anyhow, we figure it's the direct opposite of imperialism. But maybe I should ask a lawyer first. Look, is my dad around?"
"No," said Pomfrey. "After my courier assured him that you were, indeed, safe, but wouldn't come back for some time, he wanted to visit you, but I forbade that. So he continued his voyage." His jowls went from crimson to purple. "If you have, in addition, the sheer gall to demand I obtain legal assistance for you No!"
"Then maybe we'd better not talk anymore," said Charlie.
No total curtain fell between kingdom and League. Messengers went back and forth. Charlie was a gracious host to whomever Pomfrey sent. By degrees, the Plenipotentiary cooled off. At last he decided it might be best for himself that he check with a competent attorney. What he heard, coupled with what information he got from Bolgorka and from Talyina as a whole, made him very thoughtful.
When word came that the king would pay him a state visit, and requested off-planet transportation be available, Pomfrey got onto his subspace communication set. The Highland Lass was still in this galactic neighborhood.
Thus Captain Stuart was on hand when his son returned.
A sizable fleet docked at Grushka. The next morning a procession started north for the compound. At a leisurely pace, with an overnight stop, it arrived toward evening of the following day.
The humans who waited at the gates of the compound gasped. Not even their airborne scouts had prepared them for what they now saw and heard.
Autumn lay cool on the land. Leaves flared in multitudinous colors. The sea danced in whitecaps beneath a merry wind. High overhead went southbound birds. And up the road came the King of Talyina and his household troopers.
He rode in the van, on a horse rather than a yachi. His slender form was plainly clad for travel, but the sword of the Founder hung at his waist, and on his red hair sat an iron crown. The two who flanked him were similarly mounted. On his right, in kilt and bonnet, was a Hoka. On his left, in gleaming mail, was one of the biggest New Lemurians that anybody had ever seen.
Behind them tramped the guards. Banners fluttered; pikes nodded; boots smote ground in heart-shaking cadence. But something new was here. Below their armor these warriors wore kilts, in the same tartan as flew above their helmets. And at their head, setting the time of their march, went the wild music of a hundred bagpipers and as many drummers.
The giant drew rein and wheeled his mount around. "Com-pan-ee-halt!" he roared. The troop snapped to a standstill. "Salute!" A thousand swords flew free. "Sheath!" Blades entered scabbards with a hiss and crash, as the pipes droned away to silence and the last drumroll lost itself in surf noise.
Charlie leaped from his horse and sped to his father. "Dad!" he shouted.
They hugged each other. "Sorry I made you so much trouble," Charlie whispered.
"I'm not, not anymore," Captain Stuart answered, low in his throat. "By all that's holy, you've made me prouder of you than I ever dared hope for."
They straightened. Pomfrey, gorgeous in formal dress, advanced upon them. "Ah . . . welcome, your Majesty," the Plenipotentiary said. He cast a nervous glance toward the soldiers, where they stood at statuelike attention. "I hope we can, ah, provide hospitality."
"Shucks, don't worry about that, sir," Charlie replied. "We brought supplies and everything. They can camp in the field yonder, can't they? It's only overnight."
"Indeed? I assumed . . . a certain amount of ceremony"
"No! I've had enough ceremony! We'll throw a farewell party on the campground and enjoy ourselves, and that'll be that!"
"Well." Pomfrey was not displeased. "As you wish. I can understand it if you wish to abdicate quietly."
"Huh?" Charlie stared at him. "Abdicate? What're you talking about? Didn't I make it clear to you?"
Pomfrey began to swell. "Young manI mean, your Majesty, I thought that in obedience to the laws prohibiting imperialism, you would retire as soon as feasible. It was on this basis that legal counsel advised me to file no charges against you."
Captain Stuart bristled. The Hoka, who had joined their group, broke the tension. "Plenipotentiary," he said, "dinna ye ken that to renounce the power isna the same as to renounce the title?"
"That's it," Charlie said in haste. "I . . . well, I am supposed toWell, the Prophecy says, `Righteous, the red-haired one rules us forever!' A mortal can't do that. But a legend can. If not forever, then long enough."
Pomfrey calmed. He stroked his double chin. He was not actually stupid, in fact, rather intelligent. "I believe I see," he murmured. "The last few messages you sent were pretty garbled. No doubt you were too busy to pay attention to their exact wording. . . . Ah, yes. You propose to take, shall we say, an indefinite leave of absence?"
"Yes," Charlie answered. "I've told the people this is part of my mission. I couldn't quite explain to them why it is."
Nor would he ever tell how that had been his last, greatest ordealthe decision he must make, wholly alone in the night.
He could stay on as king. If he avoided the treaty zone, League law could never touch him. Rather, the Plenipotentiary would have to cooperate, like it or not. He, King Charles the Great of Talyina, could rule justly, bring in the benefits of civilization, and cover himself with glory. Nor need he be lonesome for his own kind. By offering trade concessions and well-paid jobs, he could attract as many humans to his court as he desired.
And he wanted to stay. Here was his realm. Here were his tested friends. Here dwelled his people, whom he had come to love.
But he harked back to a certain darkness in the sea and remembered that the highest service of a king is to give the folk their freedom, whether they ask it or not. Their descendants will bless him.
He, Charles Edward Stuart, must return to being an ordinary student on Earth. He could never visit this planet again.
"I'd have come sooner," he told Pomfrey and his father, "but it took a while to establish a ParliamentHouse of Lords and House of Commons, you know, and Commons has the purse stringsget organized, lay down some ground rules, hold our first electionthat kind of thing. I'm ready to leave now."
"I see." The Plenipotentiary nodded. "If you, as the king who's supposed to reign forever . . . are not on hand . . . then nobody can succeed you, and the people will have to learn how to run the country by themselves."
" 'Tis like British history," said the Hoka. As he spoke, his burr shifted toward an Oxford accent. "Bad though the early Hanoverians waur, yet they'd one advantage. The wee, wee Gairman lairdiethat is, the initial two Georgescouldn't speak English worth mentioning. So they didn't preside over meetings of Parliament. From this grew the practice of having Cabinets, Prime Ministersin short, the whole jolly old structure of democracy, don't y' know? We trust the Talyinan national folkmoot will follow a similar course of development. QED."
"In other words," Captain Stuart said to Pomfrey, and his tone clanged, "my son has accomplished what the League has only dreamed of doing since it found this whole world."
The spaceship departed soon after dawn. Charlie and Mishka waved to each other all the time the human went up the gangway.
When the last airlock had closed, the warrior turned to his men, "Ten-shun!" he shouted into the frosty mists. "Salute your king!"
Swords flashed free and clashed home. A drumroll thundered.
Engines hummed. On silent drive fields, the ship lifted.
Mishka, Prime Minister to his Majesty Charles, Eternal King of Talyina, drew sword of his own. It was his baton, to direct the pipes which began to skirl. From the ranks of the fighting men, deep voices rose in the tongue of the Highlands.
Will ye no come back again?
Will ye no come back again?
Better lo'ed ye canna be.
Will ye no come back again?
Title: | Hokas Pokas |
Author: | Poul Anderson & Gordon R. Dickson |
ISBN: | 0-671-57858-8 |
Copyright: | © 1983 by Poul Anderson & Gordon R. Dickson |
Publisher: | Baen Books |