Dear Sir,
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Thank you very much for your letter pointing out that I currently have an overdraft on my account of #11.58p and that in view of the tenuous nature of my work you will be requiring both my kneecaps as security.
It may interest you to know that this week I sold my new screen play David's Umbrella to Dranida films for #100,000.00. That means I think you will find my account currently stands at a figure of:
Deposit: #100,000.00In view of the tenuous nature of the support you have given me, I would be grateful if you could now close the account and pay the balance into my new account (No. 987654321) at the National Friendly Bank just opposite you.
Less overdraft: #11.58
Balance: #99,998.42
Yours faithfully
Bud Ingwriter