From NetGuide Magazine, December 1994, pp 36-38

SURFER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Douglas Adams offers opinions on flames, lurking and casual sex

By Bob Berge


"Can you imagine how surreal it must be to roll out of bed in the morning, turn on your computer and watch people from all over the world discuss every intimate detail of your personal life? It sounds like the beginning of a Douglas Adams novel."

It might be the beginning of his next novel, for this is how Adams occasionally starts his day--by surfing through alt.fan.douglas-adams on the Internet (where the above posting was found).

I'd been looking forward to interviewing the 42-year-old "futuristic Mark Twain," author of the now-famous Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Adams wrote the book when he was only 27, and since then more than 15 million copies have been sold. The London resident and his wife, Jane, recently had a baby girl (Adams posted this message to his newsgroup: "In the womb she acquired the nickname 'Rocket' ") and announced her birth by saying, "Her name is Polly Jane Adams. ... She's long and slim and incomprehensibly beautiful."

Unfortunately, my first encounter with Adams was to become a cyberspace screw-up After e-mailing a request for an interview, promptly receiving a "yes" and e-mailing again for a time and date, I heard nothing. My deadline grew nearer. My editor grew bellicose. Finally, thinking Adams was avoiding me, I dim-wittedly flamed him.

Several days later I got this e-mail response: Douglas Adams' earlier reply, including his treasured phone number, had apparently been lost in cyberspace. True to his word, he'd still grant the interview, but now was "less inclined to do so." With a large serving of egg on my face, I phoned his London flat, and after apologizing profusely, asked the following:

Q: Your e-mail address is available to one and all. Are you often flamed? And again, I apologize.
A: Really, it's OK. Occasionally, but it's no big deal. Being flamed is, what, the verbal equivalent of a drive-by shooting? It's unpleasant, but on the Internet, there's no blood. You live to use cyberspace another day. Now, I wouldn't want anyone to have my private address or telephone number, because then people could get at me. But an e-mail address is safe. It allows you to be accessible while still protecting yourself. You can say what you want and nobody can physically attack you.

Q: I take it you spend a lot of time logged on.
A: Only if I've got lots of pressing work, deadlines, things like that [he laughs]. I'm kidding, Though I communicate by writing books and other things, I think, why not just communicate directly? So I log on, and hours go by.

Q: Where do you hang out on the net?
A: Well, that depends where the interesting stuff is. Recently, I've been around anthropologist and paleontologist groups. I regularly check on an acoustic guitar newsgroup, as well as my own newsgroup. Occasionally I go look at Pink Floyd's newsgroup, because Nick Mason and Dave Gilmour are very good friends of mine.

Q:, Do you ever use emoticons such as those smiley faces when you chat?
A: Actually once, and then I was very embarrassed doing so.

Q: Embarrassed?
A: It made me self-conscious; it didn't seem the natural thing to do. Part of that probably has to do with being very much a product of Cambridge. I mean, English graduates can't let go of syntax. Maybe it's snobbery. You know, if Keats didn't do it, you can't do it.

Q: Do you ever lurk?
A: I post on certain newsgroups and when a topic that interests me dies away, I lurk.

Q: Only when it dies away?
A: Well, then I wait for something else to appear. For instance, I lurk in that acoustic guitar newsgroup in hopes of finding, well, something interesting about acoustic guitars.

Q: From your experience on the net, do you see this medium evolving? Evolution appears to be a topic that interests you.
A: I have lots of thoughts about evolution. About six years ago I wrote a book called Last Chance To See. It concerned a zoology expedition I went on and our subsequent search for endangered species. Now, scientists have been aware of the processes of evolution for many years. They can see them right now on the Internet, which in my opinion is going through a natural, Darwinian evolution.

Q: As in "survival of the fittest?"
A: Well, "fittest" carries connotations that are misleading. "Survival of that which fits" is, think, what is meant. For instance, those surviving on the Titanic probably happened to be closest to the lifeboat.

Q: So those of us who will survive the '90s will be closest to an Internet access?
A: Well, possibly. Here's an evolutionary analogy of what I mean: After several generations, an animal tends to react to its environment by growing buffers. For instance, in the cold it will probably develop a thicker coat. But when we're cold, we spot an animal who has a coat and takes it off him. In other words, we don't grow buffer zones; we create or invent them Well, right now, we're wiring up the channels of communication to make a virtual epidermis of a buffer zone. With the Internet, we're forming a nervous system over our entire culture. There's never been anything like it.

Q: Will this buffer zone make us more or less humane?
A: That's very hard to answer. The same question can be asked about the telephone. Has the telephone made us more humane? Better people?

Q: Will the Internet help us feel closer to each other?
A: Another hypothetical. I imagine it might. The Internet will certainly forge different connections between people that otherwise wouldn't have existed-connections based on other then proximity. But will this ennoble us? Those kind of questions put me in mind of Robert Axelrod's experiments in modeling societies on computer. Whatever new, nice thing you put in is often countered by something not so nice. In fact, the answer to almost any question you can ask about the Internet is that it's all probably more complicated than "good" and "bad."

Q: Do you ever use other identities on the net?
A: No. I use my own name, and there's a reason. When I first started communicating on the Internet, I got lot of people sending me notes saying , "You are not him. You're an impostor," and so on. Really, it was hard to convince people that I was the real thing. Then somebody pretended to be me and sent off a bunch of abusive letters. I was quite bothered about that, as you might imagine. But you can trace where a note comes from, if you carefully read the address--where it's posted from and so forth. So subterfuge really doesn't work, and gradually people began to realize this impostor wasn't me. When people understand and get comfortable with the technology, can read the addresses and see where things originate, these kinds of problems, and any need for a disguise, should disappear.

Q: Does e-mail free us in some way? Is sending e-mail a new form of displaying one's emotions?
A: Absolutely. And it's a good thing too. When I write, I do all sorts of editing, but when I e-mail, I just jot down my thoughts and send them off. It's emotionally liberating. There's another positive about this kind of communication. Social historians have complained that the history of the 20th century will be very difficult because we have no letters. People have been phoning and so forth, so there's no real record. But if all this e-mail is kept, a wealth of information will be available to sift through and explore.

Q: Are people keeping their e-mail?
A: I keep mine. Looking back at e-mail I've saved I usually find tons of ideas that are very interesting.

Q: Would you share your best and worst Internet experiences with me?
A: I think the impostor thing was probably the worst. Also, I suppose-- this isn't a very interesting answer--abusive e-mail, telling me my books are crap. This kind of stuff affects me depending upon how vulnerable my mood is, if I've had a bad day. Mostly I've had good experiences. I love the sense of responsiveness the Internet brings. I made a decision awhile ago to do another book on endangered species, so I put a request on a conservation list, if anybody had information that I should be pointed toward. Well, I got a flood of stuff back, lists of particular animals, suggestions of where and what to look for. It was amazing. Here I had generated dialogues with people all around the world. And it started just with a question. Which is kind of like the intellectual equivalent of casual sex, don't you think?

Q: Could you elaborate on that?
A: No, as it's been so many years since I've had the experience of casual sex. But seriously, about that experience with the Internet, well, I was really moved. It made me wonder how I could have done any of my work beforehand. It left me with this sensation of being handed around the world by supportive, friendly, helpful people.

Q: Sounds like a quintessential Internet experience.
A: Yes, I suppose it is. Yes, it is.