The Ultra-Complete Index
to the Hitch Hiker's Guide
to the Galaxy

© Copyright 1992-94 by Mathias Maul


















    Many long years have passed since the publication of Douglas Adams' masterpiece "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" which undoubtedly initiated a cult. Thousands of people were fascinated by the bunch of brainless idiots called Zaphod, Ford, Trillian, (Marvin,) and, above all, Arthur Dent. Thousands of people listened to the radio play and watched the TV series. Thousands of people read the books five or more times (like myself). Thousands of people spent seemingly endless years waiting for a sequel. Millions of other carbon-based life forms had never heard of the existence of this hallmark in modern literature and died of ignorance. Well, there was no REAL sequel (Ok, Dirk Gently. It's brilliant. But it isn't a sequel to the Guide). There was nothing, an impenetrable emptiness, a complete void. The only things to keep being amused were some Monty Python sketches Douglas Adams had (probably) taken part in writing (just think of the Chesterfield Sofa in episode #20 of the Flying Circus or of his appearance in the last show) and of course his (and many others') ingenious adventure game 'Bureaucracy' (which is one of the best computer games ever published on this planet, believe me).
    To cut it short, nothing has happened in the last years concerning the Guide. But now the dull days are over. The time has come to retrieve the holy books from the golden casket, print out this index (preferably with a laser printer) and re-read the Guide for the sixth time. And again. And again. But it will be different this time. By means of this fabulously amazing index, you will experience a different feeling when reading Adams' work, you will be transported into higher dimensions of emotion when listening to Marvin, you will feel a second (or third, depending on your origin and/or the number of heads regarded as 'normal' in your neighborhood) head grow when reading about Zaphod, you will simply become happy.
    [I know, most of the above facts are outdated because Douglas Adams— may all existing, or non-existing, or just believed to be existing, or even long, long dead (or just lying in hospitals) gods in- or outside of what we usually refer to as the universe bless him—finally created the fifth part of the Guide but as I liked the above paragraphs so much I was reluctant to delete them.]
    But enough of this idle twaddle, let's get into it NOW.

    Some notes for the unsophisticated reader
    Firstly, whenever I mention Douglas Adams I speak of John Lloyd, his partly-co-author, as well, just to prevent any troubles. This also applies to Steve Meretzky who seems to have co-authored the Guide as well (apart from creating brilliant adventure games such as "Leather Goddesses of Phobos", "Planetfall", "Stationfall", and, naturally, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy").
    Of course, this isn't a 'really proper' index (i.e. to the effect that ALL important words and places are listed) but an attempt to help thousands of Douglas Adams fans find a vitally important name/place/event buried somewhere in the deep recesses of Adams' magnificent work (imagine that you simply HAVE to know where to find the paragraph dealing with the Vl'hurgs and the G'Gugvuntts). On the other hand this index does look professional due to the sometimes rather obscure form of the entries, for example "Asgard, deities from halls of". I tried to make the entries understandable but obviously—some people had difficulties in finding certain things—often didn't manage to do so very well. In other words, if you're searching for a specific keyword, try to rearrange it until you've found it. However, if the index does not contain the desired keyword, contact me immediately (EMail preferred) and I will include it in the next release.
    In general, names are sorted surname first, for example "Vranx, Yooden", and more complex entries like "Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever" are included in two or more variations to make locating easier.
    Titles ("Where God Went Wrong"), memorable quotes ("History is bunk") or exclamations ("Weeeelaaaaah!") are included in the index in single quotes. One could argue endlessly whether this or that quote can be considered 'memorable', and I was very tempted to include at least half of the complete text as 'memorable quote' but came to my senses when I realized that this could lead to some minor problems for all those people who want to download the index. Of course, the selection sometimes is rather subjective, but I'm always open to suggestions.
    It seems that Douglas Adams changed the spelling of some words from time to time. For example, 'Eroticon Six' is spelled 'Eroticon 6' as well as 'Eroticon VI'. In such cases I took down the variation which came first, or I liked better, or both.
    As there are many, many names and places in the Guide I only have included the ones that seemed likely to be of use and omitted the names which only appeared in insignificant-looking subclauses or quotations and didn't appear to have any obvious reason to be mentioned in this very place where they were. That is—I did so in the first three releases but realized that this decision was complete rubbish. However, the index still contains dozens of entries which might seem to be totally out of place (such as maybe 'change-of-address card'), but most of these are listed due to the well-known Interconnectedness of Things—the change-of-address card for example appears in 'Bureaucracy' (a mind-bogglingly ingenious, hilarious, and generally stupendously well-written Infocom adventure game).
    I do not know if this index is of any use to anyone else but I often found myself in the situation of desperately having to find the the place where for example Vroomfondel is first mentioned (PLEASE don't ask me why) and would have been grateful to have something as HANDY!, TERRIFIC! and ASTONISHINGLY USEFUL! as this index. On the other hand, everyone who read "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R.R. Tolkien will agree with me that it cannot possibly be read (and understood) without having to consult the indexes from time to time. However, if you still aren't convinced of the amazing usefulness of this index, read the first paragraphs again.
    I received several mails from people who do not own the Pan Books edition of the Guide, or, even worse, only one of the American versions, and therefore had had problems in finding the corresponding pages. For this reason I have included not only page numbers, but also chapter references in this release. The new entry format describes the location of a given keyword by giving volume, chapter, and page. Separate chapters within a volume are divided by a semicolon, separate volumes by a period, which is also what an entry is always terminated by. A more complex entry could look like this:
    frotz IV: 6/17,23; 9/42x. V: 4/69. R: 2/42r. A: 21.
    In this case, 'frotz' can be found in volume four, chapter six, pages seventeen and twenty-three and chapter nine, page forty-two (where a more or less extensive explanation of 'frotz' is given), and also in volume five in chapter four, page sixty-nine as well as in the Radio Scripts, Fit the Second, Page forty-two (as a remark). Oh yes, and in the Infocom package, page twenty-one.
    The page number given refers—in most cases—to the first appearance of the keyword itself, not to some vague description. If there is a paragraph explaining something thoroughly it is marked with an 'x' succeeding the according page number, an 'r' denotes that the keyword appears as a remark in the Radio Scripts (like for example 'shrubbery').
    Page references are according to the Pan Books paperback edition (ISBN 0-330- { 25864-8 | 26213-0 | 26738-8 | 28700-1 | 32311-3 }, all published by Pan Books Ltd., London) as this seems the one most widely spread. I'm afraid I neither have the time nor the money to buy all the other editions as well and adapt the page numbers. Furthermore, I do not see the need of doing an index of the German/French/Italian/Suaheli versions as one can expect every fan to know the original version by heart. Also, it seems that some versions differ a lot from each other, especially the US Pocket Books editions from the 'original' UK versions.
    All page references to the Radio Scripts are according to the Pan Books paperback edition of 1985, ISBN 0-330-29288-9. It was difficult enough to get hold of this version, so please don't blame me for not using another one. I did not list the differences between the Radio Scripts and the version that was aired (respectively the version I have: the BBC CDs) but I'm thinking of doing such a list whenever I have a bit of spare time. Furthermore, I did not include the footnotes given in the Radio Scrips; however interesting they are, I think they would be somehow out of place here.
    All references to the adventure game are according to the original Infocom package, not to the Mastertronic budget version. If you can't get hold of an original, don't blame me. If you can, however, don't hesitate to contact me at once; this also applies to all sorts of Infocom items, be it old games, issues of the New Zork Times or The Status Line, posters, reviews or other papers.
    The main reason for me to make up this index was simply to keep me busy: I was—and still am—fascinated by the Guide, and I wanted to do something other than just reading it (I'm still pondering on whether I should publish this 40-page paper about the Guide I've written recently for school). It's as accurate as I think is necessary, but there is a chance that I made some horrible mistakes. However, this text is supposed to travel around in networks and I'm hoping to find many, many (or even more) mails from other fans with suggestions, supplements, corrections etc. in my box.
    If there are some keywords that—according to your opinion—simply must be included in this index, or if you find mistakes of any kind or if you know whether there is a meaning in the way you have to arrange the books in order to get a '42' (I,III,II,IV; ok, 1+3=4 and 4-2=2, making 42, but this isn't very satisfying) or if you just want to send me all your money please contact me at once at one of the addresses listed below.


    Acknowledgements
    I would like to thank the following people for their invaluable contributions to the index (in alphabetical order):
    Marc Aurel [4-tea-2@bong.saar.de], who, besides supplying lots of suggestions, acted as human gateway between me and the UseNet newsgroup alt.fan.douglas-adams and made it possible for me to publish the index there,
    Dave Bealer [dbealer@clark.net] for Random Access Humour, the best and most humorous magazine I've ever read, and (sort of) distribution of the index in the United States,
    Klaus Nitsche, the friendliest sysop I've ever met, who gave me deep insights in how it is to be a sysop and generally was very nice and encouraging, not to mention the numerous times this document (while still in draft status) had to pass his scrutinous checks,
    Thomas Schaefer [ts@hit.zer.de], just for being a great fan of the index and for many, many kilobytes of encouraging mail,
    Jonathan Woithe [jmwoithe@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au], who provided me with hundreds of entries for Mostly Harmless,
    and all the readers of alt.fan.douglas-adams for their numerous encouraging mails. If you have the feeling that your name should be mentioned, please print this text and fill your name in the free space provided below:
    ________________________________
    Thank you.
   
    You can contact me at the following addresses:
    Mathias Maul InterNet: mathias_maul@wi2.maus.de Brueckes 12 MausNet: Mathias Maul @ WI2 D-55545 Bad Kreuznach FidoNet: Mathias Maul at 1:105/330.666 Germany 2:500/149.2 tel [+49] (0)671-31462 2:2461/161.42
    (If you do not get any response from me when contacting me via EMail within, say, two weeks, please try another address or use SnailMail instead. However, you can be absolutely sure that I will answer.)
    Feel free to write me whenever you want, I like receiving and answering mail from other people. Write in English or German, I understand both of them well enough to converse. (Yes—the English I use in this text evidently is 'only' the English I learned in school (I didn't study the language nor am I a native speaker), so if you spot some real bad mistakes, feel free to correct me.)
    By the way, if you send me—well, whatever you think appropriate— I'll mail you a nicely set, printed and bound version of this text. Please include at least two international reply coupons to cover postage. Remember -- send whatever you think appropriate. Anything that you think can make me happy is ok.
    Please put on your peril-sensitive sunglasses now, the index is about to start ...


100,000th wordV:11/92.
13, floorV:8/68;12/96,100.
13 to 22, dimensionsV:17/150.
1437IV:5/32.
15,000,000II:23/134.
1-555-55-5-55555-555-5555A:8.
1-5-555-55-55555-555-5555, ext. 5A:8.
169II:33/178.
17IV:2/13,14. R:11/221.
17 acrossV:11/90.
170,000,000,000,000II:17/90.
1951R:2/49.
1-A Tawdry Sales & ServiceA:8.
1min 35sR:1/24.
23, floorV:8/69.
231IV:2/13.
239000I:9/64. R:9/180.
2.4IV:1/10.
2.6IV:28/145.
267709I:8/63. R:2/39.
27000I:5/40.
276000I:9/67.
276709I:12/80.
28III:2/18.
30 feet per second per secondV:12/94.
3,000,000,006I:4/35.
32 feet per second per secondV:11/91.
33,39,47-51,87,88,100,192-213,123-126,127,11,17IV:2/14.
33517III:1/11.
3454, SrDtV:12/102.
36, holdII:24/143.
37II:17/88. IV:40/186.
3758I:5/40.
40,000V:2/7.
40,004V:2/7.
42I:27/135. II:1/9;20/117;
33/181. III:e/157.
IV:20/110. V:25/214.
R:4/79;5/104;6/125.
4,763,984,132V:3/27.
573II:32/171. R:6/122.
576,000,000,000II:17/93,101.
576,000,003,579II:18/105.
576,200,000,000II:18/110.
576324R:5/101.
576326R:5/101.
578,000,000,000R:11/214.
597000000000I:21/114.
597,000,812,406.7R:5/106.
5975509IV:35/167.
5983V:2/8.
59.99A:8.
5a, sectionI:15/89.
5D chat showI:31/148. R:4/83.
634784, pageI:15/89.
6:37II:21/124.
7, 9, 10, 11, 14, 16, 17, 19, 21-84II:19/114. R:5/102.
7023R:10/195.
747V:3/26.
7500000I:25/130.
75972xxIII:28/130.
79V:2/7.
794II:25/146.
8767128I:18/102.
8,767,128R:3/59.
8A, sectionI:31/151.
911VCK168R:11/221.
938,324II:19/112.
938,326II:19/112.
999999999III:4/32.
9GX78, summit vector ofR:3/58.
 
 
A
'A Scottish Soldier'IV:13/82.
'Aaaaaaaaaaah
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                                            !'R:10/190.
accent, BritishV:2/9.
'Access Standby'IV:5/30.
accident, waiting for one to happenV:11/93.
accountantsV:18/169.
adrenalin pillsR:4/87.
Advanced GodV:3/25.
Advanced Music Substitute SystemsIV:35/167.
advanced tea substituteA:15.
Advanced Vectoid StabilisisV:13/108.
'Adventures in aggressive Marketing'R:11/218.
'advice'V:9/71.
aerosol deodorantII:1/9. R:5/90.
AfricaI:30/143. III:2/13.
R:4/80.
AgdaII:34/185.
agglomeratesV:8/64.
AgrajagIII:18/91,94x. V:19/173.
aigrettesV:8/64.
ajuitarII:16/85.
AlbertV:15/128.
alchemyIV:9/58.
alcoholI:2/20x. R:1/21x.
AldebaranII:22/128.
Aldebaran sand blizzardR:4/75.
AlgolII:5/32;22/128.
Algolian claretR:8/152.
Algolian SuntigerI:2/21,22.
Algolian ZylatburgerR:5/94.
Allen, WoodyV:2/8.
alligatorIII:4/21.
alliterative residulatorI:7/53.
AllitnilR:12/233.
Allosimanius SynecaIII:11/59.
Almighty BobV:13/113;18/168;20/176.
AlphaV:4/30.
Alpha CentauriI:3/31;15/89. R:1/25;3/53.
Alpha ProximaI:8/62.
Altairian DollarI:5/46. II:19/114.
IV:36/171. A:2. R:5/102.
alternative book-keepingIII:19/99.
Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages,
  Luminaries and Other Thinking PersonsI:25/129. R:4/76,87.
'Amazing Grace'IV:13/82.
AmericaI:6/51.
American ExpressII:16/84. IV:4/19,21;
15/85. V:21/188.
American HotsIV:22/119.
AMF 3R:7/131.
anacondaR:6/113.
ancestors, of EarthmenR:1/20.
Ancient Galactic HistoryIII:12/68.
Andress, GaryV:2/14.
Andrews, GailV:2/11;21/192.
angel (on the head of a pin)III:20/105.
'Angst in Space'III:1/11.
Anhondo plainsV:13/116;19/171.
AnjaQatine Star Guard, closing march ofV:16/145.
AnjieIV:12/75.
Annual Ursa Minor Alpha Recreational Illusions
Institute Awards CeremonyIII:22/114.
Answer, the UltimateI:25/128;27/135. II:1/9.
R:4/79;5/104.
Antarean parakeet glandI:17/99.
AntaresI:17/99.
anticloneR:12/239.
anti-gravity suitsV:15/130.
Anti-matter rayII:7/47. R:7/144.
Apocalypse, Four Horsemen of theV:16/139.
AppleIV:17/90.
Apres-Flare partiesII:18/107.
ArabI:4/37.
archimandritesV:8/64.
Arctic ice-floesIII:4/23.
Arcturan MegadonkeyI:25/127;31/146. R:4/75;
10/188.
Arcturan MegafreighterI:29/140. II:5/32.
R:7/131.
Arcturan Mega-ginI:2/21.
Arcturan MegagnatsR:7/136.
Arcturan MegagrasshopperII:22/131.
Arcturan MegaleechIII:16/80.
Arcturan MegavoidwhaleIII:12/70.
Arcturan stunt applesR:6/112.
ArgabuthonIII:e/152.
Argabuthon Chamber of LawIII:e/154.
Argabuthon Sceptre of JusticeIII:25/122;e/152.
Arglebard, Forest ofIII:e/154.
Arium, Great Circling Poets ofII:25/146. R:6/120.
ArizonaV:22/197.
Arkintoofle MinorV:1/1.
armagnacV:11/89.
armyIV:38/176.
ArsenalI:2/21. R:1/22.
artII:19/114. R:10/195.
artesian wellV:18/163.
'Arthur Dent Throwing the Nutrimatic Cup'R:10/195.
Arthur Dent's brotherR:6/109.
'Arthur, the Man Who Made the Rain God Rain'IV:27/141.
A-Rth-Urp-Hil-IpdenuIII:1/11.
artificial UniverseII:12/71. R:7/131;12/241.
ArtrifactovolIII:12/69.
Arts Nobbling Council, Mid-GalacticI:7/53. R:1/31.
AsblegR:11/218.
asceticsV:9/79.
Asgard, Halls ofII:17/96.
AshesIII:4/29x;32/146.
ashtrayR:6/114.
aspirinV:21/193.
Assumption of St AntwelmV:6/40.
Astra, TrillianV:9/72.
Astral CrescentR:8/159.
astrologyV:2/19;5/38.
Asylum, the Outside of TheIV:15/85;28/146;28/152x.
Athens airportIII:20/102.
Atlantic OceanIV:5/38.
AtlantisI:16/92. R:3/55.
atomic vector plotterI:10/68. R:2/42.
atomineers, reptiloidI:4/34.
autobiography, Marvin'sR:12/239.
autogardenersR:10/200.
Autumn PassageV:13/113.
avocado dipIII:21/107.
Axel NebulaII:18/107.
Azgoths of KriaI:7/53. R:1/31.
 
 
B
B ArkII:24/141x. R:6/119.
Babel FishI:6/49x. IV:7/49. R:1/29x.
Bacon, FrancisIII:18/92.
bacon rollsV:22/198.
bad newsV:1/1.
BaffinV:23/207.
bag, leopard-skinIII:18/89,97;20/103.
bag of rabbit skinIII:1/11;4/24;18/89.
baggage-retrieval systemIII:20/102.
bagpiperII:32/167,173. IV:20/102.
Baker StreetIV:26/133.
Balace of NatureIII:29/131.
ball, small red hardIII:4/19;10/51;12/67;
33/149.
balletV:11/89.
Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson BrainI:10/68. R:2/42.
banana fruitcakeV:1/2.
Banjy MouseR:4/82.
Bar & GrillV:9/79;22/197.
Bar-B-Q sauceII:8/51. R:8/150.
Barnard's StarI:5/43. R:1/26.
Barry ManilowIV:2/13.
BartledanV:11/90.
Bartlett, EricV:4/28;21/189.
BartraxR:11/218.
BasingstokeI:5/43. R:1/26.
Bass, HillaryV:2/11.
BastablonII:15/81.
bath (ebony, conical)II:17/98. R:5/94.
'Bath Sheets in Space'R:8/151.
battle hymn, BetelgeusianI:7/61.
BBCIV:8/56.
BBC Home ServiceR:2/49.
'Be like the twenty-second elephant with heated
value in space - bark!'IV:1/10.
beach houseV:9/81.
Beach Loafers, CeremonialIII:14/74.
beachware, inappropriately colouredV:8/60.
beasts, vicious snarling slaveringV:16/142.
Beatles, theR:2/40r.
bee, dementedR:7/132.
Beeblebrox, Mrs AliceR:8/159.
Beeblebrox, ZaphodI:4/33. V:3/27.
Beeblebrox, Zaphod the FourthII:3/21. R:9/181.
Beeblebrox, Zaphod the NothingthII:3/22.
BeeblebroxologistsR:8/159.
Beethoven's FifthI:7/60.
BelcerebonII:21/123x.
belgiumR:10/202x;12/246.
Benjy MouseI:31/146.
Berlin WallR:9/169.
berriesII:30/162.
Best BangI:12/77. R:2/46.
BetaV:25/218.
BetelgeuseII:22/128. IV:36/172.
R:1/22.
Betelgeuse FiveI:5/41. II:3/24. V:12/94.
R:2/48;8/159.
Betelgeuse SevenI:5/40.
Betelgeuse state prisonR:9/184.
Betelgeuse trading scoutsI:1/14.
BethselaminI:8/62. R:2/39.
Bevingford bypassR:1/23.
'Beware of the Leopard'I:1/12. R:1/19.
Bibrok, Zipo 5x10^8III:14/75.
Big BangI:25/127. R:2/46;4/75.
Big Bang Burger BarII:17/91.
Big Bang Burger ChefR:5/93.
Big SurpriseIV:40/183.
bindle werdlesR:1/31.
birdV:17/148.
bird cageV:2/21.
birdpeople of BrontitallR:10/197.
birds, evil smellingII:9/53.
bird-shaped holeV:12/101.
biro planetI:21/113. R:3/65.
biscuits, packet ofIV:20/104. V:8/66.
Bistro IllegalII:16/85.
BistromathicsIII:7/39x.
Bjanjy TerritoriesV:9/72.
Black's Medical DictionaryIV:5/35.
Blagulon KappaI:33/156.
'Blamwellamum of Woont'V:16/145.
Blart Versenwald IIIIV:e/190.
blaster rayR:7/132.
BloomingdalesV:2/20.
blur, greenII:14/74.
blur, video-tactileIII:10/51.
blurglecruncheonI:7/54. R:1/31.
Board of Judges at the Krikkit War Crimes TrialIII:14/74.
Bob, AlmightyV:13/113;18/168;20/176.
BobbyV:21/186.
Body DebitR:8/160.
Boeing 747IV:26/137.
Boer War helmetIV:18/92.
Bogart movieI:6/51.
boghog, NowWhattianV:7/54.
BogonsR:9/169.
Boobiloo Baby FoodsII:6/39. R:7/140.
Boris the SpiderR:11/225r.
BostonIV:26/138.
bottles, rafia-wrappedIII:6/35.
BournemouthIV:5/31;7/50;37/174.
Bowie, DavidIV:31/151.
boy-beingII:17/88.
boysenberryV:2/16.
Brantersvogon StarhouseR:3/69.
Brantisvogan bank accountI:21/113. R:3/65.
Brantisvogan Civil ServiceIII:11/59.
Brantisvogan escort agencyR:11/214.
Brantisvogan MegalyceeR:11/221.
'break the ice at parties'I:10/69.
breakfast cerealII:19/113. R:5/101.
Breathe-O-SmartV:12/103.
breath-freshenerV:21/187.
BrentwoodV:2/10.
BrequindaIV:21/117.
BrianIII:4/20.
Bridge Club, Zansellquasure FlamarionII:17/95. R:5/95.
British phone systemIV:35/165.
British RailIV:20/103.
BroadwayV:2/9.
Brockian Ultra-CricketI:25/125. III:19/100x.
R:4/74.
bronchial pneumonia, thirty ton elephant withR:1/21.
BrontitallR:10/188.
Broop Kidron ThirteenR:7/133.
Brownian MotionI:10/68. R:2/42.
bruise (to the upper arm)I:17/99. R:3/58.
brush, blueV:16/145.
BulldockpokinghamA:14.
bureaucracyI:30/143.
Burnt HombreIII:18/92.
bush-like being, purpleII:16/86.
buzz, toI:5/46.
Bwenelli AtollV:12/95.
bypassI:1/11x. R:1/18;7/133x.
 
 
C
Cafe LouII:16/85.
Cagney and LaceyV:21/185.
CaliforniaIV:8/57;20/114.
Campaign for Real Time (Camtim)III:12/69;16/81;17/84;
32/147.
Campaign to Save the HumansIV:32/160.
cannelloniIII:16/79.
CanterIII:4/20.
Cape CanaveralI:3/24.
CapricornV:24/210. V:5/38.
Carfrax, Gamma Caves ofIII:24/120.
CarolV:15/125.
carpet-cleaning companiesIII:21/106.
CasablancaIV:39/182.
cash point machinesV:6/51.
Cataclysmic ComboII:17/92.
catalogueI:29/138.
Cathedral of ChalesmIII:16/79;17/85.
Cathedral of HateIII:18/92.
caveR:10/188.
'Celestial Home Care Omnibus'I:p/7.
celloIV:18/93.
Cenozoic EraI:26/131.
Census Report, Mid-GalacticIV:1/9.
centigradeIII:6/35.
central mission moduleV:1/4.
Central ParkIV:5/29. V:2/20.
ceramo-teakV:6/47.
Ceremonial Beach LoafersIII:14/74.
CeylonII:2/16.
Chain-O-RamaA:8.
Chanel lip glossV:2/16.
ChangeIV:21/116.
change-of-address cardIII:11/59.
chariot, burning fieryV:13/114.
cheese crackersIII:21/107.
cheese-and-wine raidIII:22/115.
Chesterfield sofaIII:2/17;32/143.
Chief Strategic OfficerV:1/6.
ChinaII:2/16. III:12/71.
china cupsII:4/30. III:32/143.
chinanto/mnigsII:24/138.
Chiropodist, the FlyingR:12/240.
cholesterol poisoningI:9/64.
ChristiansV:2/12.
ChuckV:21/186.
chukka boots (size nine)R:6/111.
Church of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet
ZarquonII:17/96. R:5/96.
CIAIV:5/38.
Ciceronicus 12I:25/127.
Circling Poets of Arium, GreatII:25/146. R:6/120.
City State of AvalarsIV:21/119.
Civil Service, BrantisvoganIII:11/59.
Civil Service, GalacticI:5/40. R:9/171.
Clara, AuntA:3. R:8/152.
cleaning staffI:27/132.
'click, hum'V:1/2;5/33.
Cloning Machine CompanyR:12/237.
cloning machinesR:11/214.
'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'R:8/156r.
Cloudworlds of YagaIII:15/78.
cloverV:3/27;4/30.
clubs, electricV:15/127,130.
Coarse Actor's Guide to Space Ship GuardsR:2/37r.
cocoon, fluffy pink plasticV:11/93.
coffee and biscuitsII:12/68. R:12/237.
coffee, artificially constructedIII:13/73.
coffee machineR:7/131.
coffinsII:22/132.
Cold HillsidesIII:e/158.
cold slitsII:24/140.
ColinV:8/60;14/120.
Colluphid, OolonI:p/7;6/50. II:5/31. A:2.
R:1/30.
Colonel, theV:22/203.
ColumbusR:3/54.
Coluphid, OolonR:1/18;10/188.
'Come Outside'IV:31/153.
Commercial Council of MagratheaI:17/95. R:3/56.
common senseV:2/7.
complaints departmentI:17/95.
computeachR:11/221.
computer terminalV:8/64.
computers, independence ofI:19/105.
concrete, brushedIII:14/75.
conkersI:29/140.
consciousness, Arthur'sIII:4/22.
constructor ship, massive yellowV:24/210.
continent toupetsR:10/200.
copI:32/153. R:4/85.
corporate committeeV:12/102.
correcting fluidIII:17/84.
CosmovidIII:1/11.
Cottington Service StationR:1/23.
couch, psychiatrist'sIII:32/144.
cough, excitingIII:22/112.
countingI:19/105.
country-rock singerII:32/169.
Coventry CathedralR:8/155.
Coward, NoelIII:4/28.
creatures, big bull-necked slug-likeV:10/86.
creatures, elegant gazelle-likeI:5/40. R:9/171.
creatures, pterodactyl-likeIII:22/110.
creatures, small furry from Alpha CentauriI:15/89. R:3/53.
credit cardV:12/102.
cricketIII:12/67. V:2/18.
crisis inducerR:11/209.
crisis psychologyR:11/209.
crisis role, Arthur's normalIII:4/30.
CroydonI:13/84. R:2/48.
Cruxwan UniversityI:25/128.
Crystal, Zap-ProofIII:14/76.
crzjgrdwldiwdcII:33/181.
curling tongsII:32/171.
cushionsIV:22/120.
custard, million-gallon vat ofI:9/66.
Cwulzenda, Radiation Swamps ofIII:24/120.
cybercubicleIII:11/63;30/134.
cybermindsV:18/160.
cybernightmare, multi-dimensionalV:20/176.
 
 
D
'Da da da dum!'I:7/60.
Daedalus ClubII:18/107.
daffodilsR:8/155.
DalforsasIII:e/158.
DamascectomyV:2/15.
DamascusV:2/13.
DamogranI:4/32.
Damogran Frond Crested EagleI:4/37.
Dangrabad Beta sand blizzardI:25/127.
DanquedsV:12/95.
DarlingtonIV:16/88.
Darwin, CharlesIV:20/101. R:6/112.
day care time zonesV:15/124.
Day of the AnswerI:27/133. R:4/78.
Death Flotilla, ChameleoidR:6/112.
death-support systemII:20/115.
Deep ThoughtI:25/126. II:1/9;33/182.
IV:17/90. R:4/74.
Definit-Kil cannonR:9/176.
defocused temporal perceptionII:6/41. R:7/141.
Degenerate Cybermats, home forIII:11/63.
deities, minor from Halls of AsgardII:17/96. R:5/95.
Deluxe-O-MatA:8.
demolition orderV:24/212.
DenmarkIV:2/13.
Dent, ArthurIV:25/130.
Dent, Arthur PhilipIII:1/8.
Dent, Random Frequent FlyerV:23/208.
DentrassiI:5/41x. R:1/26.
Deodat, Arthur PhilipIII:4/34.
Desiato, HotblackII:16/84.
DevonIV:11/67.
digital watchesIV:p/7. I:p/6;25/125.
R:2/35;4/74;10/200.
dimensional driftV:19/172.
Dine-O-ChargeV:6/50;22/198;23/206.
dingo's kidneysI:1/20;6/50. II:32/177.
III:23/118. R:6/124;9/180.
dinosaur skeletons, artificialI:26/131.
dinosaursIV:26/137.
Dire StraitsIV:22/119.
Disaster AreaII:16/84;17/88x.
Dish of the DayII:17/89,92.
dishwashersR:10/199.
Dismodulating Anti Phase stun rayR:4/82.
Divinity and Water Polo, joint faculty ofV:1/2.
DNA bankV:11/90;15/123.
DockpokinghamshireA:14.
dodoIV:26/137.
dog, smallI:31/145. R:4/82.
Dolby StereoIV:20/111.
Dollar, AltairianI:5/46. II:19/114.
IV:36/171. A:2. R:5/102.
Dolmansaxlil Galactiped CorporationR:10/204.
Dolmansaxlil Shoe CorporationR:11/216.
Dolmansaxlil Shoe Shop Intensifier RayR:11/219.
dolphinsI:23/119. IV:18/93;20/113.
R:3/68.
Don Alfonso's tweezersIV:5/37.
'Don't Panic'I:5/44. II:5/32.
R:1/18,27;7/146;10/196.
doorI:11/75.
Dordellis warsI:29/140.
doughnutI:9/66.
Dr Scholl sandalsIV:28/145;28/152;31/156.
Dragon Burger BarIV:21/119.
drill, flyingIV:19/99;39/181.
DrimpleV:13/112;20/176.
ducksIV:20/102.
Dust CloudIII:25/123.
Dwellers in the ForestIII:e/158.
 
 
E
EadraxII:2/15.
Eagle, Damogran Frond CrestedI:4/37.
Earth (Mark Two)I:24/123. R:3/69.
Earth, theI:28/137. II:1/9. IV:5/31.
V:17/154. R:4/80;5/90;
11/218;12/245.
earwig, navel of giganticV:15/125.
East India CompanyII:2/16. R:1/18.
East RiverIV:5/30;23/124.
East VillageV:2/8.
Easter IslandI:4/32.
Eastern Galactic ArmII:10/59.
Eastern Rim of the GalaxyV:9/71. R:1/18.
Eccentrica GallumbitsI:6/52;12/77. II:5/31.
III:6/36. IV:23/125.
R:1/30;9/184.
EdV:15/125.
Eddie (the shipboard computer)I:16/90. IV:17/90. R:3/54.
Eddy (in the space-time continuum)III:2/16;10/50;32/146.
Edelstein, Baron vonA:23.
Eden, Garden ofII:30/162.
EdgbastonIII:4/20.
Eezzeereed, GalacticII:23/133.
Effa, Long Lands ofIII:17/84.
Effrafax of WugIII:4/32.
egg sandwichV:3/26.
eggshells, huge brokenR:11/225.
EgyptiansIV:20/109.
EinsteinIII:7/39.
Ekland, BrittIV:16/88.
elderberry bushI:9/65.
electric pencilI:12/78.
electric sheepIII:31/137.
electric violinII:16/82.
Electricity BoardIV:7/47.
electron ramII:7/47. R:7/144.
Electronic ThumbI:3/24.
elevatorII:6/37,41x. R:7/139,141x.
emuIV:6/41;36/172.
Encyclopaedia GalacticaII:5/31. R:1/18.
'end if'V:18/169.
End of HistoryII:17/91.
End of TimeII:15/81.
EnglandI:6/51.
English ChannelIV:9/59.
Envir-O-FormV:1/6.
environmentalistsII:21/122.
'EP'V:22/203.
EpunIV:10/64.
Eroticon 6I:6/52. II:5/31.
Eroticon SixIII:6/36.
Eroticon VIIV:23/125. R:1/30.
error look-up tableV:1/3.
Escape-O-BuggyIV:10/65.
Escher, Maurits C.V:9/82. IV:31/153.
EskimosIV:2/13.
Essence of QualactinIII:15/77.
EssexIII:12/66. V:3/27.
EthelIV:27/140.
ethics, Ford's code ofV:8/59.
etymologists, half-crazedIII:9/48.
Euston RoadIV:26/133.
EVA podR:7/136.
evening classesR:12/230.
Event MaelstromI:9/64.
'Everything You Always Wanted To Know About
Guilt, But Were Too Ashamed To Ask'R:10/188.
'Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Sex
But Have Been Forced To Find Out'II:5/31.
Evildrome BoozaramaII:16/85.
ExeterIV:17/89.
'Expect the unexpected'R:10/195.
ex-Pralite monksII:30/165.
express elevatorR:10/201.
'exquisite' (on a triple word score)II:8/50.
Extreme Cleverness, Prize forI:10/69. R:2/42.
E-Z Press ButtonsA:4.
 
 
F
fahrenheitIII:6/35.
fairy cakeII:11/63. R:8/163.
Fallia, Marshes ofI:2/21.
FanallaV:12/95.
faxV:2/22.
FenchurchIV:12/77.
Fenchurch, disappearance ofV:7/56.
Fenchurch Street StationIV:12/79.
FenellaIV:5/35.
FennyIV:5/35.
FiatIV:3/16.
'Fifty-three More Things To Do In Zero Gravity'I:p/7. R:1/18.
'filthy rotten stinking samelings'R:6/112.
Final Message sunhatsIV:40/184.
financial systems, four-dimensional topological
model of the Guide'sV:8/66.
FinlonR:6/123.
FintlewoodlewixR:6/122.
FionaIV:8/57.
Fire Mountains of FrazfragaIII:24/120.
First AidV:18/159.
fiscal policyII:32/175. R:6/123.
fishII:29/153. R:12/243.
fish bowlIV:7/48;16/86;31/157x.
fish oil, inflammableV:16/144.
fish, two-headedV:13/108;15/136.
Fitzmelton, Lady CynthiaR:1/22.
five hundred metre hurdlesR:10/201.
five-year missionIV:35/167.
fjordsI:22/117. II:31/166.
III:16/82. R:3/67;4/80.
fladishV:13/112.
Flainian Pobble BeadII:19/114. R:5/102.
flare-ridingII:18/106.
Flargathon Gas SwampsIV:8/55.
Fleet StreetIV:28/144.
Flex-O-PanelV:15/127.
flight 121IV:29/147.
flollop, toIII:9/44.
floopilyIII:9/44.
floopyIII:9/45.
fluffIV:19/100. A:6.
flur, toIII:9/48.
flurble, toIII:9/45.
flying, art ofIII:2/14;11/58x.
Flying ChiropodistR:12/240.
foie grasV:23/206.
FolfangaIII:1/10.
FookI:25/126.
fools, ingenuity of completeV:12/102.
FoominsterA:21.
'foop'III:4/31;9/48;22/114;
25/125.
footballII:3/18.
footsyR:10/201.
footwarriorR:10/204.
footwearV:12/100.
Ford CortinaIV:3/17.
forty-twoI:27/135. II:1/9;20/117;
33/181. III:e/157.
IV:20/110. V:25/214.
R:4/79;5/104;6/125.
Foth of AvalarsIV:21/117.
Four Horsemen of the ApocalypseV:16/139.
four-thirtyV:15/125.
FragilisIV:21/117.
FranceI:4/32.
Frankie MouseI:31/146. R:4/82.
Frastra, fire storms ofV:2/7.
Fraz, ConstellationIV:26/137.
Frazfraga, Fire Mountains ofIII:24/120.
French EmbassyIV:20/112.
French friesII:3/24. V:21/188.
frequent flyerV:15/123.
FrobbingtonA:21.
frogsIII:e/155.
FrogstarV:12/102.
Frogstar FightersII:6/43. R:7/143.
Frogstar Prisoner Relations OfficerR:8/151.
Frogstar scout robotII:6/44. R:7/143.
Frogstar World AII:9/53x.
Frogstar World BII:9/53x.
Frogstar World B, history ofII:10/61.
Frogstar World CII:10/61.
froodI:3/25. II:13/73;16/82.
R:8/151.
froodyV:25/214. V:6/52.
Frootmig, HurlingIII:19/98.
fruit gum, brain-deadV:15/134.
fruit juiceII:5/33.
fruitbatIV:27/143.
'Fuck', Rory Award for The Most Gratuitous Use
Of The Word In A Serious ScreenplayIII:22/114;25/122.
funts, bottomless hurtling hoopingV:8/64.
Fuolornis Fire DragonIV:21/117.
Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted
Plagal Past Subjunctive IntentionalII:15/80.
 
 
G
gabbleblotchitI:7/54. R:1/31.
Gad, FratR:8/151.
gag, electronicIII:11/60.
GagrakackaII:24/138.
Gagrakacka Mind ZonesII:17/88. V:8/63.
GalactibanksII:19/114. R:5/102.
Galactic Alcoholics AnonymousR:7/135.
Galactic CentreI:29/140.
Galactic Civil ServiceI:5/40. R:9/171.
Galactic Copyright lawsII:19/113. R:5/101.
Galactic EezzeereedII:23/133.
Galactic EmpireI:15/89. R:3/53.
Galactic Geo-Temporal Control BoardII:5/31.
Galactic PoliceII:17/100.
Galactic PresidentII:28/152.
Galactic Rotary Club, President ofR:7/139.
Galactic Statue of Narrative PracticeR:8/153.
Galactic tax departmentII:6/39. R:7/140.
Galactic Times CrosswordR:6/115.
Galactic TribunalII:21/123.
Galacticredit cardI:20/110.
GalacticspekeI:4/32.
Galapagos IslandsR:6/114.
Galaxy o'Tawdry MerchandiseA:8.
GalileoIV:26/134.
Gallumbits, EccentricaI:6/52;12/77. II:5/31.
III:6/36. IV:23/125.
R:1/30;9/184.
game showsV:5/34;21/191.
Gamma BarbequeIII:32/146.
Gamma Caves of CarfraxIII:24/120.
Gan GreenIII:18/92.
Garden of EdenII:30/162.
Gargravarr, PizpotII:9/56. R:8/162.
GarkbitR:5/91.
gazelleII:32/174. R:6/123.
geeseV:23/207;8/59.
Genghis KhanI:1/11.
ge-N'N-T'N-ixII:24/138.
Genuine People PersonalityI:11/74. R:2/44.
George the ThirdIII:2/14.
GertrudeA:15.
G-ForceR:6/114.
G'Gugvunt(t) (G'Gugvant)I:31/144. R:4/81;10/188.
Gid, Prince of the Soofling DynastyV:9/72.
gin and tonicIII:2/13. R:1/29;6/117.
giraffeIII:2/14.
girl-beingII:17/88.
glacierI:31/147. R:4/83;6/124.
glass bowlIV:7/48;16/86;31/157x.
GlastonburyIII:19/99.
globber, toIII:9/44.
glurry, toIII:9/46.
gnab gibII:17/101.
gnat, Ilford-basedI:13/84.
gnat sprayI:3/25.
'Go stick your head in a pig'II:2/15. R:9/177.
God, phone number ofI:25/130.
God, proof of non-existence ofI:6/50. R:1/30.
God's Final Message to His creationIII:e/160. IV:34/163;
40/183,188x.
'Godspell'I:3/30.
gold, subcutaneousIV:9/60.
Golden Bail (of Prosperity)III:10/50;25/122.
Golf GTiIV:11/67.
golfing magazineV:17/152.
GolgafrinchamII:25/146x. IV:25/132.
R:6/120x.
Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold SevenII:23/133. R:6/116.
Golgafrincham jogging towelIII:4/24.
good life, biro equivalent of theI:21/113. R:3/65.
Googleplex Star ThinkerI:25/127. R:4/75.
'Googoogoogoogoo'R:11/216.
GoonhillyI:3/24.
goose pimplesV:2/10.
'Goosnargh'IV:5/26.
Gorba Plant, Seven-StomachedA:3.
governing people, problems ofR:12/242.
government spiderI:4/37.
GPPI:11/74. R:2/44.
grandmother, VogonI:5/45. R:6/114.
granolaA:21.
grapefruitIV:23/125.
Grarp the BakerV:13/110.
gravity, law ofIII:20/102. R:10/200.
Great Circling Poets of AriumII:25/146. R:6/120.
Great Collapsing Hrung DisasterI:5/40.
Great Green ArkleseizureII:1/9. V:9/73. R:5/90.
Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron WranglerI:25/127. R:4/75.
Great On-Turning, day of theI:25/126.
Great Red Plain of RarsIV:40/183.
Great Ventilation and Telephone RiotsV:12/102.
Great White Handkerchief, Coming of TheII:1/9. R:5/90.
Greater Drubbered Wintwock of Stegbartle MajorIV:26/137.
GrebulonsV:1/2;21/184.
green, the colourI:20/111.
Greenbridge, EssexI:7/53. R:1/31.
GreenpeaceIV:8/55;18/93.
Gretchen Town, New BetelII:16/85.
Grey Binding Fiefdoms of SaxaquineIV:40/182.
grillionIII:14/76;31/138.
groopI:7/54. R:1/31.
gruntbuggly, freddledI:7/54. R:1/31.
Grunthos the FlatulentI:7/53. R:1/31.
GSS AudacityIII:12/70.
GSS DaringIII:12/70.
GSS Suicidal InsanityIII:12/70.
Guardian, TheIII:4/22. IV:20/104.
'guidance'V:9/71.
Guide, history of theIII:19/98.
Guide, theV:17/150.
GuildfordI:1/13. R:3/55.
guilt, quantum packets ofR:10/188.
Guiness clockIV:6/41.
gun turretsV:21/194.
gun, vicious-lookingV:16/143.
gunk musicI:12/77.
gupp, toIII:9/46.
guys with green wingsIV:40/189.
 
 
H
habra leavesIII:17/84.
HactarIII:24/120;32/142.
HadesIII:12/67.
HadraII:16/85.
Haggunenon Underfleet commanderR:6/110.
HaggunenonsR:6/112x.
Hairdressers' Fire Development Sub-CommitteeII:32/171. R:6/122.
Halfrunt, GagI:12/77. II:2/12x.
R:7/132.
Hall and WoodhouseIV:9/58.
Hallapolis State OperaV:16/145.
Halley's CometIV:27/140.
Halls of AsgardII:17/96. R:5/95.
halma, electronicR:9/175.
ham croissantIII:19/99.
hamburgersV:21/187.
HamletI:9/68. R:2/42.
hammer (Thor's)II:17/96.
HampshireIII:12/68.
Han Dold CityIV:4/18.
Han WavelIII:11/56x.
hangnailsA:4.
Happy Hour TimeA:4.
Happy Vertical People TransporterR:7/139,141x.
Harl, VannV:6/47.
'Harmless'I:6/52. R:1/30.
HarrodsII:17/98. IV:36/170.
Harsh Economic Truths class 17R:11/221.
HastromilII:17/101.
hateR:9/183.
'Have a nice day'V:11/93.
HawaliusV:9/71.
Heart of GoldI:4/32;11/70. II:2/11.
IV:17/90. R:2/41.
'Heartbreak Hotel'V:22/202.
HeathrowV:2/24.
heat-sinkII:18/106.
'Heavily Modified Face Flannels'R:8/151.
hedgehogIV:5/34;7/57.
heebiephone, octaventralIII:16/80.
Heimlich ManeuverA:3.
HenleyV:4/30.
Henry VIV:20/104.
Henson, Murray BostIV:27/139.
Heppi-Werld IIIII:22/128.
Herring Sandwich experimentsV:6/42.
hessian wall weave, dark brownII:22/130.
hessian wall weave, greyV:8/62.
'Hi'I:4/37.
high poles, village ofV:9/79.
Hills of HunianII:30/165.
HingefreelV:1/1.
'history [...] is bunk'III:17/83.
History Department of the University of
MaximegalonV:1/2;3/27.
holdall, navy-blueIII:20/102.
hole, bird-shapedV:12/101.
Hollop, Lord High Sanvalvwag ofIII:9/44.
HollywoodIV:30/148.
Holy Lunching Friars of VoondoonIII:19/98.
'Holy Zarquon's singing fish'R:10/191.
Home Brain BoxIII:1/11.
Hondo MountainsV:13/116.
Hooli, Princess of Raui AlphaV:9/72.
HooloovooI:4/34.
hoopyI:3/25. II:3/26;23/133.
R:8/151.
Horse and GroomI:1/16. IV:6/41.
horse chestnutsII:33/182.
Horsehead NebulaI:12/79. IV:5/37. R:3/53.
hot airV:12/102.
Hot Tub Lakes, Heart-ShapedA:2.
HounslowIV:26/136.
House of RemaindersA:8.
housefly, six-foot-high hologram of aIII:18/88.
household robotsR:10/200.
'How I Scaled the North Face of the Megapurna
with a Perfectly Healthy Finger But
Everything Else Sprained, Broken or Bitten
Off By a Pack of Mad Yaks'R:11/210.
'How I Survived an Hour with a Sprained Finger'R:11/210.
'How many roads must a man walk down?'I:32/151.
How, Why, and Where phasesI:35/159. II:20/116.
R:6/109.
Hrundi four-berth runaboutV:13/108;23/205.
Hrung Disaster, Great CollapsingI:5/40.
hrungmus, 20-armedA:4.
Hudson, PresidentV:2/13.
Hunian, Hills ofII:30/165.
Hunt the WocketV:6/40;8/60;12/97.
HuntringfurlR:11/218.
Hurtenflurst, HigR:11/216.
Hyde ParkIV:18/96;20/102. R:3/59.
hyena offal, bucket ofR:9/180.
hyperbinoptic glassesII:21/122.
hyperbridge, cyberstructedIII:9/47.
hyperhearse, galacticII:20/116.
hypermathematicsII:17/89;III:17/83.
hyperspace bypassV:3/27.
Hyperspace Planning CouncilII:2/11. R:1/25.
hyperspatial field generatorR:5/103.
 
 
I
'I Left my Leg in Jaglan Beta'III:22/108.
'I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with
my lifestyle'I:30/144. R:4/81.
ICBM siloIV:4/19.
Ice Crystal Pyramids of SastantuaIII:11/59.
ice lolliesIII:4/23.
Ice Storms of VarlengootenIII:24/120.
ice-cream, pecan-flavouredV:3/27.
ice-floes, ArcticIII:4/23.
Ident-i-EezeV:6/50.
idiots, very richI:17/99.
if clausesV:24/212.
IgorA:22.
iguanaII:16/84. IV:37/174.
IlfordI:13/84.
imagery intensifierI:7/53.
Imperial Galactic Government delivery serviceA:8.
in-building climate controlV:12/103.
income taxI:25/126. R:4/74.
Indian WrestlingI:1/16.
'ineffable'V:13/114.
InfiniDim EnterprisesV:6/48;10/85;22/200.
Infinite Improbability DriveI:10/68x. II:2/11.
R:2/42x;11/208.
infinityI:24/121.
infinity, definition ofII:19/113.
in-flight magazineV:16/143.
in-flight movie, holographicV:16/145.
Infra DeadIII:18/92.
infra-pink lizard emblemII:18/107. R:5/99.
insect, large pink-wingedII:6/34.
insurance businessV:13/118.
integral mathematics, infrastructure ofR:9/170.
'Interactive Subjectivity Frameworks'III:7/40.
intergalactic bar billiardsII:34/186. R:6/126.
invisible, technology of makingIII:4/32.
ion-buggiesIII:9/47.
irrational particle acceleratorIII:1/9.
IsleworthIV:26/136.
IslingtonI:8/63;13/84. III:1/7.
IV:18/92. R:2/39,48.
IstanbulIV:5/29.
'it,' theII:17/95.
Italian bistroIII:4/33.
Italian high wire actR:12/234r.
ItalyIV:16/89.
'It's a nice day'I:5/42. II:21/123.
R:7/136.
IxI:5/41.
 
 
J
Jaglan BetaI:3/25. IV:20/115.
R:7/136.
Jaglan Beta, third moon ofII:18/107. R:5/99.
Jajazikstak, Strangulous Stilettans ofIII:24/120.
Janx SpiritI:1/16;2/20. II:27/151.
IV:5/26. R:12/240.
JatravartidII:1/9. R:5/90.
Jeltz, Prostetnic VogonI:5/39x. II:2/11.
V:25/219. R:1/25;9/170x.
Jennings, Paula Nancy MillstoneR:1/31.
jet lagV:4/29.
JimIV:14/83.
jinond-o-nicksII:24/138.
Jodrell BankI:3/24.
joggersII:22/132.
jogging towel, GolgafrinchamIII:4/24.
JohannesburgI:8/62.
joint faculty of Divinity and Water PoloV:1/2.
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive
SunglassesII:5/33. A:7.
joojooflopR:10/202.
joopleberry shrubR:7/133.
'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat'I:3/29.
Judgement DayR:5/96.
Judiciary PagIII:14/74.
junior programmerI:25/129.
junk foodII:30/162.
junk mailIV:4/20;7/46;15/85.
jynnan tonnyxII:24/138.
 
 
K
KakrafoonI:3/25. II:18/110;21/120.
IV:20/114. R:7/136.
Kapelsen, Mrs Enid of Boston, MassachusettsIV:26/138;34/163.
Keith, PenelopeR:1/23r.
KentIII:12/68.
kettleII:3/17.
KevinV:3/27.
'Kevin and out'R:7/131.
KiasbanilR:11/218.
kill-Arthur-Dent bodyIII:18/94.
Kill-O-ZapI:32/152. III:11/63.
II:23/134x.
King, theV:20/179;22/197.
King's Cross railway station passenger inquiries III:e/154.
KirpV:13/108;15/136.
Knopfler, MarkIV:22/120.
Know-Nothing-Bozo (the Non-Wonder Dog)IV:6/42.
KrartV:9/72.
Kria, Azgoths ofI:7/53. R:1/31.
KrikkitIV:24/127.
Krikkit, Masters ofIII:12/66.
Krikkit OneIII:12/70.
Krikkit, sky ofIII:3/18;10/53.
Krikkit War ComputerIII:31/136.
Krikkit War Crimes Trial, Board of Judges at the III:14/74.
Krikkit WarsIII:10/49.
 
 
L
Lajestic Vantrashell of LobIII:e/161. IV:40/183.
Lalamatine districtII:5/32.
LallafaIII:17/83.
LamuellaV:13/108;15/122.
Land Where Fish are Eternally BlessedIV:4/20.
landslideIII:20/101.
'Language, Truth and Logic'IV:30/148.
lark, two-week-deadI:5/44.
'Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent'I:22/118. R:3/67.
lavatory facilitiesII:18/104.
lawn mowerV:4/29.
layer cakeR:11/215.
Lazlar LyriKon KustomR:5/99.
Leader, theV:21/186.
Learned, Impartial and Very Relaxed (LIVR)III:14/74.
Leda and the Octopus, statue ofV:6/46.
Left Luggage OfficeIV:12/78.
Lemon Zester AttachmentA:4.
lemonsV:17/149.
lemon-soaked paper napkinsII:12/67,70. R:12/238.
lemurIV:24/126.
Leno, JayV:2/9.
leopardR:6/110.
leopard-skin bagIII:18/89,97;20/103.
LetchworthIV:35/165.
Letterman, DavidV:2/9.
life, beginning ofI:9/64.
'Life begins at Five Hundred and Fifty'II:5/31.
Life BoulevardII:5/32.
life, definition ofR:10/192.
'Life is wasted on the living'II:3/25.
'Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness'R:11/208.
lifestyleI:30/144.
LifeSupport-O-SystemV:1/6.
Light CityII:5/31.
light musicII:4/30;16/83. V:25/219.
R:3/59r.
light, speed ofV:1/1.
Limitless Lightfields of FlanuxIV:40/182.
Lingua CentauriIV:8/56.
lint-free clothIV:31/159.
LintillaR:10/206;11/214x.
liquid lunchIII:1/9.
Liquidator's ClearinghouseA:8.
Liska, snow plains ofIII:11/59.
Liver PurpleIII:18/92.
LIVR (the Learned, Impartial and Very Relaxed)III:14/74.
lizardsIV:36/170.
Loathsome LilacIII:18/92.
Lob, Lajestic Vantrashell ofIII:e/161. IV:40/183.
Lock, theIII:14/77;25/124.
logic, puff ofI:6/50. R:1/30.
Logistical AdministrationV:12/96.
LondonI:1/9. III:2/18;19/99.
IV:12/76. R:2/48.
London Speaking ClockIV:35/169.
London UndergroundI:20/109.
London ZooV:23/206.
Long Land, Songs of theIII:17/83.
LoonquawlI:27/134.
Lord High Sanvalvwag of HollopIII:9/44.
Lord, theII:29/158. R:12/245.
Lord's Cricket GroundIII:2/18;19/99.
Los AngelesIV:5/29;15/84;29/147.
'Love Me Tender'V:22/201.
lovermaticsR:10/200.
Lower East SideV:12/100.
lullaby, Marvin'sIII:31/137.
LunchIII:19/98.
lunch-break, editorialIII:19/98.
lungfishII:32/175.
LunkwillI:25/126.
lurgle, toIII:9/48.
Lurk modeV:1/6.
Lury, Lig JrIII:19/99.
LusitaniaR:6/113.
Lux-O-ValveIII:4/32.
Lyricon, LazlarII:18/107.
LyriKon, LazlarR:5/99.
 
 
M
MacManus, MrV:2/14.
'Mad About the Boy'III:4/28.
MadagascarV:23/207.
MagapurnaR:11/210.
magic hillIII:19/100.
magicianIII:15/79.
Magnificient Seven, TheIV:39/181.
MagramalIII:4/32.
MagratheaI:15/89x. R:3/53x.
mail orderV:21/188.
mailbox, smallA:23.
maitre d'III:6/38.
MajikthiseI:25/129. R:4/76.
major prophets, village ofV:9/71.
MalagaIV:27/141.
MalibuIV:30/149.
Management ConsultantII:32/170,175. R:6/118.
ManhattanII:21/120.
margarine manufacturers, AustralianIII:4/31.
market analystI:9/63.
Marks and SpencerIV:26/136. R:8/156;11/210.
MarsIV:9/60.
Mars (bar wrapper)IV:24/126.
Marshes of FalliaI:2/21.
Martin, AndyV:2/11.
MarvinIV:25/132;40/185.
M*A*S*HV:21/185.
Masterpiece TheatreV:2/9.
matadorV:19/173.
matter transference beamII:22/127. R:1/26.
Matter YellowIII:18/92.
mattressI:5/44. II:29/155.
III:9/43.
MaxelcatR:7/131.
MaxiIV:3/16.
maximegalacticians, green sylph-likeI:4/34.
MaximegalonII:21/121. R:4/75.
Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully
Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious
(MISPWOSO)V:6/42.
Maximegalon Museum of Diseased ImaginingsII:24/137.
Maximegalon, University ofI:21/112. II:17/89. V:1/2.
Maxi-Slorta Hypernuclear DevicesIII:14/75.
May 14thV:15/129.
MCCIII:32/147.
McCartney, LindaIII:12/66.
McCartney, PaulIII:12/66;29/133.
McDonald'sI:6/51;7/61. V:21/187.
McKenna, RobIV:2/12;16/88.
McKenna's All-Weather HaulageIV:5/38;10/68;16/88.
McMillan, TriciaI:13/85. II:1/10. V:2/8.
R:2/49.
Meaning of Life, TheII:20/117.
Mega Market, Duty Free on Port BrastaIV:1/10;7/56.
Megabang drumII:21/120.
Megabrantis clusterI:5/40.
Megacamel, ArcturanR:10/188.
Megadodo PublicationsII:6/34. R:5/104.
Megadonkey, ArcturanI:25/127;31/146. R:4/75.
Megafreighter, ArcturanI:29/140. II:5/32.
R:7/131.
Mega-gin, ArcturanI:2/21.
Megagnats, ArcturanR:7/136.
Megagrasshopper, ArcturanII:22/131.
Megaleech, ArcturanIII:16/80.
Megalycee, BrantisvoganR:11/221.
MegamarketR:9/186.
MegaMartA:8.
megapuppyII:3/25.
Megavoidwhale, ArcturanIII:12/70.
MeggieII:22/129.
MelbourneIII:4/29.
MellaII:34/185. IV:25/132.
mental blockV:8/67.
Merida class, spaceship ofIII:e/152.
Met OfficeIV:27/141.
miceI:14/86;24/124. II:20/117.
R:3/61;4/73,82.
Mid TownV:2/8.
Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling CouncilI:7/53. R:1/31.
Mid-Galactic Census ReportIV:1/9.
Midlands industrial city, smallIII:8/42.
military academyI:5/42. R:1/26.
Miller, MrV:2/23.
Milliard Gargantu(a)brainI:25/127. R:4/75.
MilliwaysII:14/78;15/79x;16/82x.
R:5/93x.
Milliways Lunch MenuII:20/115.
Millstone Jennings, Paula NancyI:7/53.
Mincefriend, GogrillaR:7/142.
Mind ZooIII:9/47.
mind-surfersII:5/32.
Mind-SurfingII:30/165.
Minetti, MoV:2/9.
MISPWOSO (Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and
Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly
Obvious)V:6/42.
missing matterV:17/147.
Mister TawdryA:8.
'Mode Execute Ready'IV:5/30.
monkeys, infinite number ofI:9/68. R:2/42.
monster, green bug-eyedI:5/43. R:1/26.
monsters, beautifulII:25/146. R:6/121.
monsters, naughty bug-eyedI:19/105. R:3/61.
Mosaic Lizard, AntareanII:14/76.
MosesIII:4/29,31. IV:20/109.
'Mostly Harmless'I:6/52;7/61. IV:3/18.
V:12/96,100;22/201.
R:1/30.
MothI:3/25. R:7/136.
Mueller, KarlV:4/30.
Mueller, StavroV:4/30;25/218.
Mulholland DriveIV:30/148.
multicluster quark driveII:18/107. R:5/99.
Multicorticoid Perspicutron Titan MullerI:25/127.
'My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles'I:7/53. R:1/31.
 
 
N
Narrative Practice, Galactic Statue ofR:8/153.
National EnquirerV:5/38.
NausaliaIV:5/30.
NBSV:2/9.
Nelson's ColumnI:6/51;7/61.
Neo-Descartian Relative Truth MonitorA:4.
NeomathematicsII:17/89.
neon, greenIII:18/86.
Neo-RelativityIV:4/19.
NeptuneV:2/16.
netballV:11/91.
neutrinoV:3/26.
neutron phase speakerII:21/120.
'Never go back for your bag'V:2/17,23.
New BetelII:16/85.
New EarthI:26/131.
New ForestsIII:12/68.
New HampshireV:21/188.
New MexicoV:22/197.
New YorkI:6/51;23/119. IV:5/29;
23/124. V:2/7;12/100;
21/183. R:3/68.
newcumberV:13/112.
Newton, Sir IsaacR:6/112.
Nicholls, HarveyIV:36/170.
Nil-O-GravIII:27/128.
Ningi, TriganicII:19/114. R:5/102.
No. 3 gauge prising toolV:6/40.
'No Sex Please, We're Amoeboid Zingat-Ularians'R:3/69.
no teaA:7.
'None at all'I:1/13;4/35. R:1/19.
non-pushing-people-about officersR:2/38.
non-shouting officersR:2/38.
Normality Assert-i-Tron, Sub-CyclicII:3/20.
North London restaurantIII:6/35.
North West ripple of the GalaxyV:9/79.
NorwayI:24/123. R:3/69.
Norway, award forI:30/143. R:4/80.
NostradamusIV:9/58.
'Nothing Personal, Damascus'V:2/13.
NowWhatV:7/53;22/201.
NowWhat, President ofV:7/53.
NoxiosIV:5/30.
Nullify, RegII:17/92.
Number OneII:24/135. R:6/117.
number three airlockI:7/56.
Number TwoII:24/135;32/173. R:6/117.
number two entry bayI:11/72.
numbers, non-absoluteIII:7/39.
nut treeII:10/59. R:8/163.
Nutrimatic Drink DispenserI:17/94x. II:2/15.
III:11/57. R:9/177x.
 
 
O
'O' levelsV:15/126.
'Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In
My Armpit One Midsummer Morning'I:7/53. R:1/31.
'Off'IV:5/30.
office chair, blue leatherette foam filled
swivel-seatedV:8/65.
officers, non-pushing-people-aboutR:2/38.
officers, non-shoutingR:2/38.
OglanutsII:10/59. R:8/163.
OglaroonII:10/59. R:8/163.
'Oh no, not again'I:18/103 R:3/60.
'Oh. Well that's all right then'IV:20/111;31/151;31/155.
OhWellV:7/54.
okapiR:6/109.
Ol' Janx SpiritI:1/16;2/20. II:27/151.
IV:5/26. V:12/95.
Old Elms HospitalIV:8/56.
Old Pink Dog BarIV:4/18.
Old ThrashbargV:13/107,113.
oliveI:2/21.
olive oil, GreekIII:20/103;e/152.
Omni-Destructo Zap raysIII:14/75.
oomphIII:30/135.
Open University Study CoursesIV:7/48.
oracles, village ofV:9/73.
orangesV:17/149.
orders signed in triplicateI:5/45.
origami, self-openingV:17/148.
Orion BetaI:1/16.
OscarV:2/9.
Ouisghian ZodahsII:24/139.
Outside of the Asylum, TheIV:15/85;28/146;28/152x.
Oxford StreetR:11/219.
 
 
P
Pacific OceanIV:30/149.
PagIII:14/74.
Pan Galactic Gargle BlasterI:2/20x. II:8/52;16/82.
R:1/21;2/46.
'Panic'V:12/106.
Pansel systemI:9/64. R:9/180.
paper bagI:3/27.
paper clipII:7/46.
paper hatI:9/63.
papier macheI:4/37.
paprikaIV:35/165.
paraffin stoveR:6/113.
parakeet gland, AntareanI:17/99.
parallel universesV:3/25x.
Paralyso-Matic bombI:4/38.
paranoia, perfectly normalI:30/143. R:4/80.
parcel, theV:14/120;15/135.
parliamentary democracyV:2/18.
partyIII:21/106x.
Paula Nancy Millstone JenningsI:7/53.
PavlovI:24/124.
pea shooterA:14.
peanutI:3/26;8/62. IV:6/45.
peanuts, packet ofR:1/24;7/141.
pearsII:30/162.
pears GalumbitR:5/98.
PekingI:13/84.
PelmanismIV:7/52.
pencilIII:28/130.
pencil, stub ofII:29/154.
penguinI:9/67. R:2/41.
Perfectly Normal BeastsV:13/107,116;19/171.
Peril Sensitive Sunglasses, Joo Janta 200
Super-ChromaticII:5/33. A:7.
PersephoneV:2/15.
perspective, glass ofIII:17/84.
Perspex Pillar (of Science and Reason)III:10/50;25/122.
perspulex running boardsII:18/107.
PeterIII:4/20.
'Peter and out'R:7/131.
petunias, bowl ofI:16/94;18/102. III:18/95.
R:3/59.
Phargilor Kangaroo Relocation DriveR:6/115.
pheromone controlII:30/165.
PhilI:13/84. R:2/48.
photocopier, solar-poweredV:9/77.
photon driveII:3/18.
photon stormsII:17/94. R:5/95.
photon-ajuitarII:21/120.
Photrazon Cannon, 30-Megahurt Definit-KilII:3/19.
PhouchgI:27/134.
PhysicsIV:26/133.
physucturalist, octopodicI:4/34.
pi times r squared, pie-eyedIII:22/108.
pig-farmingV:2/16.
'pig's ear'II:3/25. R:9/184.
pikka birdsV:13/107;20/175.
pinkIV:31/153.
Pink FloydR:3/62.
Pintleton AlphaV:11/88.
piranha beesII:24/143. R:6/119.
PisaIV:26/134.
pizzaIV:18/92;26/137.
Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional, Future
Semi-Conditionally Modified SubinvertedII:15/80.
planet-smashing axe, atomic-powered supersonicA:15.
plastic cup, non-biodegradableII:12/67.
'Playbeing'II:5/30. R:7/130.
Pleiades EpsilonIV:35/166.
Pleiades ZetaIV:10/64;35/166.
Plural zoneV:7/56;17/154;24/209.
PlutoV:2/15.
Pobble Bead, FlanianII:19/114.
Podium of JusticeIII:e/154.
poetryI:7/53x. R:1/31x.
Poetry Appreciation chairsI:7/53.
Poffla Vigus, Vice-President ofV:9/72.
PoghrilI:9/64. R:9/180.
Pole StarIV:9/60.
policemanIII:4/19.
pollo sorpresoIII:6/38.
PollyV:2/21.
poltergeistIV:4/20.
polystyrene packagingI:17/98.
PondermaticI:25/127.
PoodooR:12/232.
PorscheIV:1/12;2/15;6/43.
Port Brasta, Alpha CentauriIV:1/10.
Port SesefronIV:10/65.
Portland PlaceV:23/205.
postcardIV:40/183.
potato crispsIII:22/116;23/119.
potatoes, sack ofIII:24/120.
power drillIV:19/99.
'Practical Parenting in a Fractally Demented
Universe'V:15/125.
PrakIII:e/152. IV:31/156;
40/183.
pram, electricIII:6/36.
Praxibetel communitiesI:5/40.
prayer, individually tailoredV:9/84.
Prefect, FordI:1/13x;5/40x. IV:3/18.
PreliumtarnIII:e/161. IV:34/163;
40/182.
President of Galactic Rotary ClubR:7/139.
President of NowWhatV:7/53.
President of the GalaxyII:1/10.
President of the Imperial Galactic GovernmentI:4/33x. R:9/184x.
President of the United States of AmericaIV:6/43.
Presley, ElvisV:5/35;22/204.
prime number, the highestI:9/64.
Prince Gid of the Soofling DynastyV:9/72.
Prince RegentIV:18/92.
princesII:25/146. R:6/121.
Princes of the PlainsIII:e/158.
Princess Hooli of Raui AlphaV:9/72.
princesses, raveningII:25/146
Prism MountainsIII:11/59.
privet bushII:33/180. III:18/94.
Prize for Extreme ClevernessI:10/69.
projectorscopeR:11/218.
Prosser, Mr L.I:1/10x. R:1/18.
Prostetnic Vogon JeltzI:5/39x. II:2/11.
V:25/219. R:1/25;9/170x.
pseudo-fractureR:11/209.
pseudo-glassIII:23/118.
pseudo-inchesV:6/50.
pterodactyl-like creaturesIII:22/110.
pterospondesV:6/45.
Pu, TriganicII:19/114. R:5/102.
puff of logicI:6/50. R:1/30.
puff of unsmokeR:12/237.
 
 
Q
Q (on a triple word score)II:33/178. R:6/124.
Q (the letter)II:33/180.
QQ7 Active J GammaIII:e/161. IV:34/163.
quadruple sterated octohelixR:6/112.
Qualactin Hypermint extractI:2/21.
Qualactin ZonesI:2/21.
Quarlvista, Royal World Estate ofR:10/202.
Quentulus Quazgar MountainsIII:e/161. IV:34/163;
40/183.
Quest for Ultimate TruthI:25/129. R:4/76.
Question, the UltimateI:28/136. II:33/183.
R:3/69;4/75;5/104;6/126.
Question to the Ultimate AnswerIII:e/154,157.
Quordlepleen, MaxII:17/91. R:5/93.
Qwang's Drive-In AsteroidA:8.
 
 
R
RI:34/157x.
R17I:34/157.
rabbitII:33/180. III:18/89.
rabbit skin, bag ofIII:1/11;4/24;18/89.
rabbits (in waistcoats)IV:20/108.
Radiation Swamps of CwulzendaIII:24/120.
RahmI:16/92. R:3/55.
Rain GodIV:2/15;27/141;33/161.
rain typesIV:2/13.
Raindrops Keep Falling On My HeadIV:16/88.
RandomV:13/118.
raspberriesII:30/162.
rat, lower intestines ofV:2/7.
ratchet screwdriverIII:9/43x. IV:37/175.
Raui AlphaV:9/72.
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of TraalI:3/25;5/45. II:6/36;
24/140. R:1/27;6/114;
7/136;10/195.
Reader's DigestI:2/22. R:1/22.
ReadingI:8/62.
real thing, theR:11/226.
Reason, story of theIII:e/158.
recipriversexclusonIII:7/39.
reconnaissance shipV:1/2;25/217.
Recreational Illusions Institute Awards Ceremony,
Annual Ursa Minor AlphaIII:22/114.
recursion, infiniteV:15/125.
recursive functionsV:24/212.
Red SeaIV:20/109.
Refracto-NullifierIII:4/32.
Regent's ParkIV:37/174. V:21/194.
RenaultIV:3/16.
Reptile HouseIV:37/174.
Resettlement Advice CentreV:11/88.
'Rest and Recuperation'IV:19/100.
Restaurant at the End of the UniverseII:2/14;14/78;15/79x;
16/82x. R:5/93x.
restaurant billV:6/51.
restaurant columnV:6/48.
Retribution, Anticipation and DiplomacyR:6/109.
retsinaIII:20/105.
reverse temporal engineeringV:17/155;24/212.
Revolution No. NineR:2/40r.
rewind controlIII:10/49.
rhododendron bushA:14.
rhythmic modulatorI:7/53.
Rice CrispiesIV:35/165.
rice puddingI:25/126. R:4/74.
rice wineIII:12/71.
Rich TeaIV:20/104.
RichmondIV:26/136.
RickmansworthI:p/6. IV:p/8;5/39;
20/110x. R:2/35.
Rick's BarIV:39/182.
RiktanarqalsV:12/95.
Road Research LaboratoryIV:6/45.
robot, definition ofI:11/73.
robot droneV:15/135.
robot, silverIV:36/170;37/173.
Robot War ZonesIII:30/133.
robots, tiny flyingIV:37/173.
robots, tiny molecularV:8/69.
robots, whiteIII:4/30.
rocket launcher, mobileV:10/85.
RomeII:32/171.
RonII:22/129.
Room of Informational IllusionsIII:8/40.
Roopy Ga StipV:9/72.
RoostaII:7/46. R:7/136.
Rory Award for The Most Gratuitous Use Of The
Word 'Fuck' In A Serious ScreenplayIII:22/114;25/122.
Royal Agricultural Hall of IslingtonIV:18/93.
Royal World Estate of QuarlvistaR:10/202.
rubber bands, pair ofIII:1/9.
rubber duckII:32/175. R:6/123.
Rudlit DesertII:21/120.
ruler of the UniverseII:29/157. R:12/244.
rum, FanallanV:12/95.
RupertV:2/15;5/37;21/183.
RussellIV:5/33.
'Ruurgggghhhh urrggghh; urgh urgh (uh ruh) ...'II:30/162.
RW6V:17/157.
Rymplon (tm)V:13/110;25/216.
 
 
S
SaabIV:3/17.
SaharaIV:27/141.
salad, greenII:17/93.
Salad-Slasher AttachmentA:4.
sales brochureI:11/74.
SalisburyR:11/210.
San Fernando ValleyIV:30/148.
San FranciscoIV:15/85.
sand blizzard, AldebaranR:4/75.
sand blizzard, Dangrabad BetaI:25/127.
sandwichIV:12/73. V:9/76,80;11/89.
Sandwich MakerV:13/110.
sandwiches, art of makingV:13/110.
Santa BarbaraIV:30/150.
Santa MonicaIV:30/149.
SantoriniIII:20/105.
Santraginus sea shellsII:16/83.
Santraginus VI:2/20;3/25. II:21/121.
IV:20/114. V:2/7. R:7/136.
Saquo-Pilia HenshaV:6/40.
sarcasmV:18/165.
sash, orangeI:4/35.
sass, toI:3/25. R:8/151.
Sastantua, Ice Crystal Pyramids ofIII:11/59.
Saturday afternoonII:5/30.
Saunders, EmilyV:8/60.
sausageII:25/150. V:17/154.
V:24/213.
sausage, electronicII:7/48. R:7/145.
Saxaquine of the QueneluxIV:21/117.
Schecter Custom StratocasterIV:22/120.
Scottish bagpipe music, record ofIV:12/80.
ScrabbleII:33/179. R:5/104;6/124.
scuttling crabs, scintillating jewelledI:5/39. V:24/211. R:9/171.
sea-monster poolV:12/99.
SeattleIV:16/89.
security cameraV:2/17,19.
self-loathingV:2/18.
Sens-O-ShowerIII:14/77.
Sens-O-TapeI:26/131.
service robots, miniatureII:2/15.
Sesefras MagnaIV:10/64;35/169.
Seventh AvenueIV:23/124.
seventh dimensionII:34/186.
Seventh Galaxy of Light and IngenuityI:25/127. R:4/75.
SevorbeupstryIII:e/161. IV:34/163;
40/182.
sexII:19/114. R:5/101.
shade of the colour blue, super-intelligentI:4/34;21/113. R:3/65.
ShaltanacR:7/133.
shame, disease ofI:5/41.
'Share and Enjoy'II:2/15. R:9/176.
sheepIV:7/51. V:12/105.
sheep, electricIII:31/137.
Sheraton Park TowerIV:36/170.
SherpasIII:22/117.
Sherrin, NedV:4/28.
'shit'II:33/183.
shoe boxR:6/111.
Shoe Event HorizonII:10/61. R:11/221,223.
shoe shopsII:10/61.
shoesV:12/100;25/214. R:11/215.
shrubberyR:2/35r.
Siderial Daily MentionerIII:3/18;5/34;e/152.
Siderial Record StraightenerR:11/214.
SidneyII:22/129.
Silastic Armorfiends of StriteraxIII:24/119.
Silver Bail (of Peace)III:10/50;22/111;25/122.
SilvolviaII:24/138.
simile dumperI:7/53.
SinaiIII:4/29.
Single Transferable Vote systemIV:19/99.
Sirian State Mental HospitalII:6/39,41. R:7/140.
SiriusII:22/129.
Sirius B, Young Conservatives fromII:17/96. R:5/96.
Sirius Cybernetics CorporationI:11/73. II:2/15.
IV:35/165. R:2/44;7/139.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints
divisionII:2/15x.
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, motto ofII:2/15.
Sirius Cybernetics marketing lobbyR:11/214.
Sirius Tau Star systemI:17/95.
sit coms, early sixtiesI:24/124.
six-packIV:39/182.
ski-boxingI:4/34.
skin from the nape of the neckV:6/51;8/66;15/136.
sky-gypsyII:16/82.
SlartibartfastI:22/118. III:4/28.
R:3/67.
Slim's Throat EmporiumII:16/85.
Slo-TimeIII:14/77;25/123.
SlumpJetV:7/56.
sluub, fraction of aA:4.
Smith, ChesterA:21.
Smith, MartinI:13/84. R:2/48.
Smithers, WillIV:6/43.
Sneng, WerdleR:8/151.
snooze alarmR:10/200.
'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish'I:23/119. IV:31/158.
R:3/68.
soap mineII:32/168.
sofaR:6/114.
sofa, green leatheretteV:24/209.
sofa, grey crushed leatherV:6/47;10/85.
sofa, velvet paisley-coveredIII:32/143.
SohoV:2/8;21/183.
SolI:3/23.
'Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes'I:p/7. A:3. R:1/18.
Somebody Else's ProblemIII:4/26,33x;7/39;25/122.
SomersetIII:19/99.
somewhere elseV:15/130.
Song Cycles of VassillianII:25/146. R:6/121.
Songs of the Long LandIII:17/83.
Sony WalkmenIV:26/139.
Soofling DynastyV:9/72.
SoolfiniaIII:15/78.
Sorth of BragadoxIV:21/117.
SoulianisI:16/92. R:3/55.
South DakotaV:22/197.
SouthendI:9/65. R:2/40.
spaceI:8/62x. R:2/39x.
space aliensV:4/29.
space battleR:9/175.
space, bird-shapedV:17/149.
space fleet, microscopicA:7.
space piratesI:29/140.
space-lagIV:35/164.
spare ribsIII:21/107.
Spectrum-Bypass-O-MaticIII:4/32.
speed of lightV:1/1.
sperm bankV:2/22.
sperm whaleI:16/94;18/102. R:3/59.
splagberry sauceV:13/112.
'splendid and worthwhile'R:1/23.
Spontaneous Para-Causal Metereological Phenomenon IV:33/161.
squirrelsV:16/142;17/152;18/160.
Squornshellous BetaIV:22/121.
'Squornshellous Swamptalk'III:9/45.
Squornshellous ZetaI:5/44. III:9/42;31/136.
SrDt 3454V:12/102.
St Antwelm, Assumption ofV:6/40.
St Crispin's DayIV:20/104.
St John's WoodIII:2/18;19/99.
Stagyar-zil-DoggoV:6/46.
staircaseR:7/142.
star buggyII:18/107.
star goatII:24/143. R:6/119.
'Star Spangled Banner'I:23/119. R:3/68.
'Starpox!'II:2/14.
Starship TitanicIII:12/69.
Statue of Arthur (Agrajag's)III:18/92.
statue of Arthur (on Brontitall)R:10/194.
Stavromula BetaIII:18/96. V:9/80,84;
11/89,93;19/173.
Stavro'sV:4/30;25/214.
steam, green sweet-smellingI:31/145.
Steel Pillar (of Strength and Power)III:10/50;25/122.
steel, stainlessIII:14/75.
stegosaurus, rib cage ofI:27/132.
StepneyIV:12/74.
stethoscopeII:12/67. R:11/226.
Steve and CarolaIV:3/16.
Stin Glacier FieldsIII:11/59.
stoat, lightly grilledII:3/24.
stone frogIV:7/46.
stone, smallII:21/121.
stone, specially sharpenedV:15/130;16/141.
StonehengeIV:18/95.
stragI:3/25.
Strangulous Stilettans of JajazikstakIII:24/120.
Strateej-O-MatV:1/6.
strawberriesII:30/162.
Streetmentioner, Dr DanII:15/79;18/111.
Strenuous Garfighters of StugIII:24/120.
stress chartsV:21/183.
Strinder the Tool MakerV:13/111.
string, self-knottingV:16/140.
Striterax, Silastic Armorfiends ofIII:24/119.
structural linguisticsII:24/139.
Stug, Strenuous Garfighters ofIII:24/120.
stunt apples, ArcturanR:6/112.
sub-editorsV:8/62.
Sub-Etha NetIV:5/28.
Sub-Etha News-MaticI:4/38.
sub-etha radioI:12/77.
Sub-Etha Sens-O-MaticI:3/24. II:25/149.
III:2/13.
sub-etha signalling deviceI:5/43.
Sub-Etha TVV:15/127.
sub-ether wave bandR:7/132.
SulijooII:16/85.
SumatraV:23/207.
'Sun, Sand and Suffering on the Most Totally
Evil Place in the Galaxy'R:8/166.
'Sund. explns.'II:21/126.
Sunday afternoonIII:1/9.
Sunglasses, Peril SensitiveII:5/33.
Sunset BoulevardIV:30/148.
Suntiger, AlgolianI:2/21,22.
Supernormal Incremental Precipitation InducerIV:33/162.
SushiV:2/8.
suspended animation facilityIV:35/168.
SussexIII:12/68.
Swiss Cheese PlantIV:18/95.
SwitzerlandIV:31/152. V:15/132;
22/202.
SwullingIV:5/30.
swutR:10/202.
Sydney Opera HouseIII:22/111.
Syneca SnowhoundsIII:11/59.
 
 
T
table tennis batV:9/74.
tactII:20/118. R:9/169.
take-away pizza shopsV:9/71.
Tan-O-MaticA:4.
TauII:22/129.
TauntonIV:11/70;16/86.
TaurusV:24/210.
Tawdry Merchandise KingA:8.
Tawdry Merchandise-n-SuchA:8.
tax exileI:21/113.
TchaikovskyIV:28/145.
teaI:16/92. R:9/178.
tea, cup ofII:2/16;4/30. III:32/143.
tea, in easy-to-swallow capsulesR:9/186.
tea leafR:1/18.
tea, nice hot cup ofI:10/69. R:2/42.
teaserI:5/46x. R:1/28.
teatime of the soul, the long darkIII:1/9.
technoteachersR:10/200.
TedV:21/194.
telephone company accounts departmentIII:2/16.
telephone numberI:12/81.
telephone number (God's)I:25/130. R:4/77.
telephone sanitizerII:23/133. R:6/116.
teleport deviceIII:22/116.
Teleport Systems factory, Sirius CyberneticsII:22/128.
tempophoneII:20/115.
Test Match, last of the Australian SeriesIII:2/18.
Test ValleyIII:12/68.
'Thank you for using BS&S'V:12/104.
Thatcher, MargaretR:1/23r.
'The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View'II:5/31.
'The buck stops there'V:24/211.
The Domain of the King Bar & GrillV:22/197.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the GalaxyII:5/31x. R:1/18;7/130;
10/195.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mk IIV:12/106.
'The other man's grass is always greener'R:7/133.
Theory of IndeterminacyI:10/69.
therapy centresV:9/79.
thermostatic radiator controls, DanishIV:2/12.
Therories of Disaster Area Tax ReturnsII:17/89.
thing, strange behind deskV:11/88.
things, local goat-likeV:9/74.
ThinkpixIII:1/11.
Third Reach of the UnknownI:9/64.
Third SeasonV:13/113.
'This is probably the best button to press'I:33/156.
ThorIII:22/110;32/142.
ThrashbargV:13/107,113.
three-d TVR:11/210.
thugsV:11/89.
Thumb, ElectronicIV:38/178.
Thunder GodIII:22/110;32/142.
Thundercloud CornerIV:16/88.
ThursdayI:p/6;2/23. V:15/129.
R:1/22.
ticker tapeI:12/79.
Time TeleportsII:18/104.
time travelIII:17/83x.
'Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense
Formations'II:15/79.
Times FurnishingR:6/114.
Times, theIV:20/104.
'To Albert on his twenty-first birthday'V:15/128.
toasterV:11/89.
toenail clippingsV:11/90.
tombs, parties inV:12/101.
tools, flyingIV:37/174;19/99.
toothpicksIV:28/146;31/155x.
Total Perspective VortexII:8/51;10/59;11/63x.
R:8/151,163x,165x.
towelIII:22/109.
towel, Arthur'sIII:4/24.
towel, Ford'sV:12/97.
towel, Ford's firstV:12/94.
towel, lightweight throwingV:6/40.
towel, prehistoricR:8/156,158.
towel, Roosta'sII:7/46,8/51x. R:7/146;
8/150x.
towelsI:3/24x. IV:35/164.
R:7/136x;8/150.
toy bow and arrowV:6/40.
Traal, Ravenous Bugblatter Beast ofI:3/25;5/45. II:6/36;
24/140. R:1/27;6/114;
7/136;10/195.
trading scoutsI:20/111.
Tragula, TrinII:11/64. R:8/163.
Transtellar Cruise LinesII:12/67.
Transtellar SpacelinesR:11/225.
treeoids, walkingI:21/113. R:3/65.
triangulationV:5/38.
Tri-DA:1.
tri-D cameraI:4/35.
tri-D TVV:9/73.
tri-jet scooterI:29/140.
TrillianI:4/37x. II:1/10.
IV:25/131;36/172.
Trillian AstraV:9/72.
triple word scoreII:33/178.
Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth III:e/153.
tulipsIII:20/102.
tungsten carbideIV:24/130.
turlingdromeR:1/31;10/202.
TV chess gamesR:10/200.
tzjin-anthony-ksII:24/138.
 
 
U
Ugg, MrR:6/125.
Ultimate Question BiscuitsR:5/104.
Ultimate Question T-shirtsR:5/104.
Ultimate WeaponIII:24/120.
Ultra ViolentIII:18/92.
'Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every
Language Ever'III:9/44.
Ultra-Cricket, BrockianI:25/125. III:19/100x.
R:4/74.
UltracuisineR:5/94.
UltraDodo, VulcanR:5/94.
ultragolfII:6/36. V:6/50. R:10/195.
ultramahoganyI:25/126. II:16/83.
UM-BetansII:5/32.
Unfiltered PerceptionV:18/168.
union regulationsI:1/15.
Universe, cure forR:11/210.
Universe, highly controversial creation ofR:12/230.
Universe, theII:19/113x. R:5/101x.
Universe-wearinessIII:30/135.
University of MaximegalonI:21/112. II:17/89. V:1/2.
University of Maximegalon, History Department
of theV:1/2;3/27.
Unprobability FieldII:12/71.
unsmoke, puff ofR:12/237.
Upper StreetIV:24/127.
Upper West SideV:2/8.
Ursa MinorI:3/24. R:1/18;7/130x.
Ursa Minor BetaII:5/30x.
Ursa Minor Beta ATCR:7/131.
US/AMV:2/9.
'Use BS&S and die!'V:12/104.
 
 
V
ValhallaIII:22/116.
Varlengooten, Ice Storms ofIII:24/120.
VarntvarR:12/233.
Vassillian, Song Cycles ofII:25/146. R:6/121.
vastdragonsV:6/45.
Vegan RhinoI:31/146.
Vegan Snow LizardR:2/47.
Ventilation and Telephone RiotsV:12/102.
Ventilation systemR:9/179.
VenusIV:9/60. V:5/38.
Versenwald, Blart IIIIV:e/190.
Vertical People TransporterII:6/37,41x;18/104.
Vice-President of Poffla VigusV:9/72.
Vicissitus ThreeR:6/112.
video-recordersV:18/163.
Viltvodle VIII:1/9. R:5/90.
VirgoV:2/16.
VisigothsI:3/26.
VivV:6/45.
Vl'HurgI:31/144. II:14/76.
R:4/81;10/188.
VodIII:15/78.
Vogon Constructor FleetI:5/45x. R:1/25,27x.
Vogon grandmotherI:5/45. R:6/114.
Vogon laundromatIII:2/15.
Vogon poetryI:7/53x. R:1/31x.
Vogon vogonblurtusV:24/211.
VogonityI:7/55. R:2/36.
VogonsI:5/39x. II:2/11x. V:3/27.
VogsolI:5/39. R:9/171.
VogsphereI:5/39. V:24/211. R:9/171.
VolkswagenIII:22/110.
vollue, toIII:9/45.
Voojagig, VeetI:21/112. R:3/65.
'voon'III:9/45.
Voondoon, Holy Lunching Friars ofIII:19/98.
VortaquaA:2.
Vortvoid of QvarneII:17/95. R:5/95.
Vranx, YoodenI:29/140. II:3/27.
VroomfondelI:25/129. R:4/76.
VroondayV:15/126.
V-signV:12/96.
Vulcan UltraDodoR:5/94.
 
 
W
Wabanatta 3V:25/214.
waiter's bill padIII:8/41.
walkmenIV:26/139;38/180.
walnutI:8/62.
War CommanderIII:30/135.
warp driveV:21/184.
WarwickshireIII:4/21.
wash, disturbances in theIII:2/15.
washing machinesIV:11/72.
watch, Arthur'sV:15/128.
watches, digitalIV:p/7. I:p/6;25/125.
water bisonR:6/113.
waterbedV:21/187.
Watson, Arcane JillIV:28/145.
Watson, JohnIV:15/85;28/145.
wave harmonic theory of historical perceptionR:8/150.
WayneV:21/186.
'weeeelaaaaah!'III:15/78.
Week of the WeirdosIV:27/140.
welfare planetsA:2.
'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'I:6/50. R:1/30.
West CountryI:1/9.
West zoneII:5/30.
Westway flyoverIV:26/133.
whale, thoughts ofR:3/60.
whalesR:10/188.
'What do you get if you multiply six by nine?'II:33/184.
whatchamacallitsR:10/198;11/221.
'What's yellow and dangerous?'I:32/151.
wheatgermII:8/51. IV:31/159.
R:8/150.
wheeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkrrrrunnnccccch noiseR:11/213.
wheelI:32/119. II:32/172.
R:3/68;6/122.
whelkIII:16/81.
'When you walk through the storm ...'I:17/99.
'Where God Went Wrong'I:p/7. A:3. R:1/18.
'Where no man has trod'I:20/108.
'Where's the tea?'I:31/150.
Which? magazineIV:28/146.
whiff of hydrogen, ozone and carbon monoxideI:3/28;5/41.
whisky and sodaII:24/141.
white holeI:15/89.
'Who is this God Person Anyway?'I:p/7. A:3. R:1/18.
Whole Sort of General Mish MashV:3/26;17/150;22/200.
'Who's Who in Interactive Fiction Sample
Transcripts'A:24.
'Why?'I:31/148.
'Why stop just when I'm enjoying it?'II:24/145. R:6/120.
'Why stop now just when I'm hating it?'III:31/138.
Wikkit Gate (Key)III:10/49x;14/77;25/122x.
WilcoxIII:4/20.
Williams, MrsV:4/29.
willomy, toIII:9/46.
WinchesterIII:12/68.
wine barR:10/201.
Wintwock of Stegbartle Major, Greater DrubberedIV:26/137.
Wise Old BirdR:10/197.
women, five hundred entirely nakedI:29/139.
Wonko the SaneIV:15/86;28/146;
31/151x,155x.
Wooden Pillar (of Nature and Spirituality)III:10/50;25/122.
WoomeraI:3/24.
'wop'III:4/30;9/48;11/54;
22/114.
Worm Hole DiscoR:8/159.
wormholeI:31/144. R:4/81.
Worst Dressed Sentient BeingI:12/77. R:2/46.
Wowbagger the Infinitely ProlongedIII:1/9x;33/147.
wrist panelV:15/127.
writing stick, flexibleV:12/97.
WSOGMMV:3/26;17/150;22/200.
wurf, toIII:9/48.
 
 
X
X zero zero 547R:3/58.
Xanthic Re-Structon Destabilized Zenon EmitterII:7/47. R:7/144.
XaxisIV:19/100;23/123.
Xaxisian shipIV:10/64;19/99.
x's, j's and {'sV:9/76.
 
 
Y
Yaga, Cloudworlds ofIII:15/78.
yaks, madR:11/210.
Ye Olde Tawdry Merchandise ShoppeA:8.
'Yellow Submarine'V:13/113.
'You and Your Planets'V:2/15;21/192.
Young Conservatives from Sirius BII:17/96.
'Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'I:11/73. R:2/44.
'You're very tall'I:5/42. II:21/123.
R:7/136.
YsllodinsIII:12/70.
YugoslaviaIV:16/89.
YvonneIV:14/83.
 
 
Z
Z, the BigI:12/77. R:2/46;7/132.
Zabush sectorV:9/72.
ZaireV:23/207.
ZamphourI:2/21.
Zansellquasure Flamarion Bridge ClubR:5/95.
Zap gunIII:25/124.
'zark'III:11/54,59;18/96;
22/114.
ZarniwoopII:6/35;12/70. R:7/130,
139;12/239.
ZarquonII:18/111x. R:5/101x.
'Zarquon'II:6/40,43;32/172.
III:11/61. IV:5/26.
V:1/2;10/85. R:6/123;
7/141;8/157.
Zarquon, Church of the Second Coming of the
Great ProphetII:17/96. R:5/96.
ZarssIII:e/161. IV:34/163;
40/182.
'Z.B.'I:20/112.
zebra crossingI:6/50. R:1/30.
ZemIII:9/43.
Zentalquabula, ancient alabastrum quarries ofV:12/100.
Zipo Bibrok 5x10^8III:14/75.
Zirzla robot starcruisersIV:19/99;23/123.
ZondostinaIV:10/64.
ZoofroozelchesterR:8/159.
'Zootlowurdlezootlewurdlezootlowurdle'R:11/216.
Zwingler, MrV:2/23.
Zylatburger, AlgolianR:5/94.
ZZ9 Plural Z AlphaI:11/71;12/78. V:7/56.
R:2/39,46.

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